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I hate the amount of dsync there is with players, people sliding all around
i just, cannot fucking at all for the life of me
care about any part of it
every time i try, i just afk or struggle on some lvl 5 quest
no dps meters no cool
Wow needs to steal how ff14 telegraphs mechanics
Enough stupid ass swirlies on the ground
nah swirls makes sense to me now
what you mean
lets not change what works
ur PUMPIN
not really
what.... job??? are u
w'ere progging
What's the FF14 equivalent to 130kdps
secret agent man?
probably more if i have a dancer
Mmmmm I like that, smaller numbers feel so much better
surface to air missile
SAM is also the more warrior-like job
launched from the ground to take out planes and such
You telling me Sam is more warrior than marauder
as dps
yes
WAR is more like BDK
self healing out of the wazoo
i was black mage up to this point
well this tier
but fights became so stupidly mobile that even with instant casts given to us its unbearable if you dont get mechanics to align with your placement
o/
Burning Chains no longer affect creatures outside of the Smoldering Barracks.
wast this posted
lmaooo
yeah... really weird fix
I am wondering if that is just an official post for the fix or if it actually means it won't work on wardens now
Because the wowhead article said wardens could still be hit by the chains (they just couldn't trigger them)
But this implies it won't hit wardens at all, since there aren't any in the barracks
either way I feel like it's a weird fix
feels very arbitrary for it to just not affect some enemies
Yeah, I agree. I was talking about it yesterday when the original wowhead article was posted. But oh well, fortunately it doesn't affect me since I wasn't using it on mobs outside of that area anyway.
man randomly getting 10k ping š
squishei hasn't tweeted anything either
Chargath is still bugged too
Good morning! Was wondering, if someone could look over my log from +21 uldaman. I havent tanked in a long long while, and decided to jump straight into the deep end by hopping to 21s. I died few times, and probs because i wasnt sure how big i could pull, some pulls could have been bit smaller im sure. But would preciate any pointers, where and what i could improve upon. Got to 2850 as fury, but im stuck now on not getting invites to a keys, and dont have much time to play or wait in quelines. So I decided to try if i could tank my rating a bit higher š Any pointers about gameplay and my gear highly preciated, thanks a lot in advance! https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/p3XZRBj7MwVPAngc#fight=last
Hmm, you can be doing better than 80% blocked melee hits
Make sure you're not letting mobs hit you in the back. You blocked 90% of hits w/ shield block up which means you had mobs hitting you from behind. You also need to make sure you're prioritizing shield block at all times; you only blocked 80% of melees and you should be 90+. What is your talent build? It's not showing up on the summary page for some reason.
Ooh you're overcapping a lot of rage, you can be slamming Ignore Pain a lot more to cycle rage better
As far as your deaths go, one was I'm guessing a giga-bolstered geomancer just slamming 400k stone spikes into you. One was chomp (the dot the basilisks put on you); that is one of the most dangerous mobs in the dungeon because they can stack that bleed super fast. Make sure you're rotating your defensives on those; even going into defensive stance is not a bad idea. And the last one looks like maybe the healer didn't dispel you on a timereaver, but you also took some unblocked melees at the end.
Yeah, I also can't see your gear or talents in the summary, not sure what happened there
Ok! Great pointers, just what i wanted! Thanks a lot! https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-gb/character/eu/stormreaver/Gride . Not sure why you cant see my gear though. Basicly my gear is just from what ive gathered so far, havent done any gemming / enchant switching yet. And my talents are straight from wowhead m+ build
ok yeah talents look fine
Are you actually main swapping to prot? Or just playing it on the side?
Yeah noticed bunch of times while in the dungeon, that rage was full and then most likely overdid it and spend everything and didnt have rage enough for other stuff š
yeah, that's just practice, you kind of know how high your rage gen is and how low you can dump with IP
without starving yourself to where you can't revenge
This is also a potential problem. These were your casts with Violent Outburst active (gives you increased damage and rage on the next Shield Slam or Thunder Clap). Most of these should go toward Shield Slam unless you're fighting like 7+ mobs.
Got a tracker for this , but many times i press thunder clap out of a reflex, which is a bad habbit, gotta work on that!
Yeah and you won't always be able to hit shield slam so you may have to use it on TC even in single target sometimes. You don't want to just sit there not pressing anything hoping for a shield slam reset
But shield slam should definitely be ahead of TC on that list
Well the idea is definetly give prot a real go, but the idea for this came yesterday, so i didnt do any proper enchanting/redoing stats for crafted gear etc. Gonna do that today
Yeah you'd want to at least enchant haste and gem haste/crit
haste/crit for crafted shit too if you're redoing that as well
Haste is fine for the dps specs too generally
Yeah I assume he's heavy on haste/mastery because I think he said he was a fury main
Which stack haste and mastery
how much haste am i looking for? Ć do have plenty of haste gear on bags etc and cause fury been main spec, i got good rings/neck etc with lots of haste
It's our favorite stat until really high
Like, you don't need to prio other stats til 7100
But ilvl > all
how about versa vs crit. Was checking the top warriors from raider io, and some has loads, some almost none
yeah ok!
Vers and crit are very close typically, in this discord we like crit because it usually has the damage edge
and parry is very relevant in m+
what have you done
I just started prot last Thursday. All my crafted gear is haste vers lmao
No u dont, if u dont want too it barely matters 99.9% comes from play.
yeah that's fine, the difference is tiny either way
Oh okay, great to hear
I just barely started 20's today anyway; hardly relevant either way I assume
yeah, like jakey said
it's playing well >>>>>>>> ilvl >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stat spread
Yeah, for sure. Appreciate the insight.
Please tell me you're tauren or hmt
Once upon a time. I main Shaman (also not Tuaren anymore)
Stoneform too strong brother

I know buddy, trust me
Thanks a lot for the help / pointers , gonna get some practice under the belt, and then coming back here to some input again! š
just applied to a +11 that needed a tank, my friend also applied as tank
they kicked one of their dps and invited us lmfao
You're both toxic
how much dps i lose if i play defens means all time on def stance?
toxic by association
~13-14%
hmm ok becouse i feel on some squeeshi and drop very fast. I Hold SB/IP up
than i will even lose dps but can stay alive longer
what lvl or stuff are u doing?
then i can almost guarentee u arent keeping SB up
yes SB is on CD all time
i mean can only tell with logs
but there is no way u can feel squishy at that range in that ilvl if u are keeping stuff up
i do 65k HPS(Absorb) heals do 20-30k and i drop that fast and die with SW and all stuff on cd
right okay but i cant actually tell without logs what is going on
talents basic from wow head
Because in anything below like a 21 you shouldnāt even need to press cool-downs
anything below a 21 talents dont matter that much ither
well weve even seen top io warriors run the wrong stuff
so im 99% sure its a player issue, but i cant tell without logs
standat wowhead one is the same as the pins now actually
yer not talents
Iāve timed many 18s/19s sitting in Def Stance. It could be that the DPS in your group arenāt doing enough
I mean yeah you can afk in defensive stance and time 24s probably
But if you HAVE to
It means youāre playing really badly
Which is a problem worth fixing
My biggest issue has been bad group members really
But Iām getting into stance dancing now Iām trying to push to 20s
Iām just lazy
Yeah I feel you
This is cope tho
Even if itās true, which it might be
I guess⦠most of my bricked keys are cause of others butt pulling or failing mechs
At least the ones I remember
Hmmm
This is true a lot of the time, we have access to a ton of CC/interrupts, but they only go so far when no one else feels like contributing in a dungeon, or if the healer isn't popping CDs on a risky pull. People who run with groups often forget how difficult a 17 can be when you're carrying the rest of the group on your back
100%
Nah
Something very off about whatās happening
And at the end of the day the leader of the group has all the blame
Guy has bad attitude
Need to go look in a mirror
All Iām saying is Laatvikās most significant problem is more likely bad group members than his own failings
Na
Tank doing his job right is 90% of the key on fortified till 20
The other 10 are small heals and dps pressing random buttons
man that monk went off
calls self lazy⦠blames others for bricked keys..
Surely everyone else is the problem
LOL
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Iām not the one who said I was squishy
But point taken, I glossed over that line
You cant expect every tank to be pulling those numbers though
Its not about numbers
Destro locks have it so bad in low dungeons
But in 17 with proper gear even though you might be half good youre invincible
U can live a 17 with very little effort and the group still being bad is my point
Iām lazy so I sit in def stance most of the time but Iāve timed plenty of high teen keys with capable groups
And i linked the screenshot because ppl never believe when i say i pretty much exclusivly pug
Tanks running wild and fucking up their RoF, mobs dying too fast for their cleaves to matter, mfers should just swap to demo
And i can expect tanks to do that damage or close too everyone should be able to if u play correctly, there isnt much of a high skill ceiling on the spec anymore, which means u can be alot closer to the top ppl than in SLs and BFA defensivly and offensively
Dunno im shit tank I stopped at 2.9 in s1 because I hit my ceiling I guess but 130k does seem a bit much for some dungeons for a tank
Sure but i never said u need to do 130k in every dungeon as i said i was linking an example to show i do infact pug
And even with bad groups im not squishy and live unless i make a mistake myself then i die
Which takes us all the way back to the start where i said its more than likely a player issue than anything else
But its hard to tell without logs
Fact is. People donāt push their buttons enough. Keep your globals rolling and you can do 100k+ easily
Feel free to go look at the log of that run i posted
Tanking is least dependant on ilv from all 3 roles
So yeah if someone struggles then its a player issue
Cause i logged it
Like everyone should do ifnu want to improve or find out what is going wrong etc etc
And you just sit in Battle Stance Jakey?
Yes
In 17 youāre not taking much damage
The rest of us have fear lol
Except very high keys
There shouldnt be any fear
You need d stance for maybe the bleeds in ulda and thatās it
Keep your shit up and if you see you struggle swap stance
If u play correctly u literally cant die
Though you shouldnt struggle
Wat u afraid of
Iām not saying itās rational fear
just had a rough 21 Nelt and wondering if anyone could look over log to see why I kept taking so much damage/dying? timed it with 10 seconds https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/nmW3KqPNV41kMX9C/ any tips appreciated
You need to get out of defensive stance
Itās like a crutch holding you back
Youāre losing a lot of dam
This is the talk Iāve needed
Shield block 75% uptime feels giga low
Try remember damage patterns of certain dungeons and stuff
low blocked hits
not blocking slash
wasted a tone of rage
ouch that is far too low
please dont look at uptime
is this due to low uptime of shield block?
but the more uptime the more chance of blocking?
like
u cast SC
19 times
in 32 mins
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thats part of your sb rotation
its used on cd
SC is shield charge?
looks at a run of min of nels which was 2 mins shorter
i had 32 casts
and yes
well yer casts are low
on like everything
only thing to block slash is spell block no?
Reflect
Isnt uptime supposed to be 90% in any case
yes but u blocked about 50% hard to tell if u could have blocked more š¤·
im not going into it too much but maybe
remeber spell block will cover 2 slashes before u need another cd
so u should use it first
but like your cd casts are low avatar, SC, dragon roar, ravager all low should be used on cd
so your missing a tone of rage
but your also not spending your rage at all
so your not fueling AM
this isnt a perfect comparison compare logs never is but this is my 29 min run vs your 32 min run
just look at the difference in number of casts
like u barely dump rage with IP at all
which causes the wasted rage linked above
and means u get less SWs and less avatars in general
Jakey do you ever try to line up your CDs with avatar? I used to but lately I've just macro'd Avatar and LS into shield block
rip it and forget it
ok that all makes sense
I definitely felt over burdened that run which caused me to miss out on usual rotation
so just a comparison of rage economy,
in less time not only did i spend more rage I generated more rage
great, will try those points
sure but for instance uptime isnt useful because it take in down time in logs, like in the log im using to compared i had 92% uptime but i actually blocked 93% of melees against me
blocked hits is the only metric that really helps tell anything in terms of SB
one other question should i hold my 441 Forgestorm or should i craft me the Blacksmith weapon to 447?
or should i spent my other 2 sparks on Both rings? Wrist/Feet i have also the Frostfirebelt
Strengthen up your weakest slots
I think the general consensus prior to the last buff we got was forgestorm simmed higher in general for ST, crafted was better for clearing dungeon trash. Dunno how much the buff had an effect on that.
I think I found your profile on raider . io @graceful cobalt (EU Malfurian, right?)
Your gear is pretty good
Iād say either replace ascended frost ring with a Haste Crit titanic signet
Or Haste Crit crafted pants
Iām speaking without knowing your stats though
Says your Forgestorm is capped at 437 though, Iād replace that for 447 crafter wep
is it worth to save shield slam for a bit to do more dmg with shield block
Shield Block should but up often enough that youāre spamming Shield Slam
Shield Slam is your rage gainer anyway so it can get you a Shield Block
Huh
Just always press shield slam
i was gonna say good morning vietnam but that answer upset me
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no good morning to any of u
the reality is you should already have super high uptime on SB (whether you are playing Heavy Reprecusasion or Bolster+Tier), and you just send SS on CD
boomer prot warriors need to be told to wake the fuck up
t b h
perma dstance enjoyers...

I call on all warriors, of all specs, to join me in the great stance boycott of 2023
Simply exit any and all stances going forward as we fight against these poorly designed and implemented crutches that hold us back
naw, I thinking having stances is good
unless they just implement the damage reduction in other places so we get both
but otherwise, having a 20% DR on a 6 second CD kind of neat
I call on all warriors, of all specs, to join me in the great stance boycott of 2023. Simply exit any and all stances going forward as we fight against these poorly designed and implemented crutches that hold us back. If you are still skeptical, I understand as I was once you. I will be here with open arms for when you are ready to join this endeavor with us. We are waiting for you.
Honestly battle stance does fuck all anyways, I'll sign this petition
as long as we put turning revenge into swipe on the docket as well
there was some point where
bstance gave 5% movespeed
iirc
or maybe it was when all warriors still had all 3 stances and it was berserker that did that, idr
Either way, good times
move speed and aa damage? sign me up
stances have changed so many times incrementally that i don't even remember when that was. maybe like wod
or mop
it was before speed tert existed anyway so 5% movespeed on a stance was kinda nice but i'm pretty sure you never actually used it cuz one of the stances actually just gave dps instead of just movespeed
Spread my message around to all the warrior channels
We will win in the end
I welcome all into the flock
The average player can't handle 2 stances where buttons don't change
You expect them to juggle 3-4 stances where the buttons change per stance again?
Also all those stance dancings would legit just be macro'd to death these days
whoa who was saying that
nome coming out guns blazin for nobody's argument
smh
NOT a good morning vietnam moment for sure
Nah stances just bad at this point. Obviously they have a cool history but theyāre now just shadows of their former design and more of an annoyance at this point than any fun design or interaction
Just need to get rid of them they tried the experiment but they just donāt work
I think D-Stance came back cause Arms had it the last couple of expacs as a talent
especially for PVP.... so I bet Fury Warriors were like 'we want that!' and then prot got Battle/D Stance as well
for continuity
Not me, macroing the required stance to each ability and never thinking about it again LIKE IT SHOULD BE

lol brew macros shield slam to dstance
Battle Stance just feels kind of lame; 3% crit and a "no -10% damage"
There's no solution to stances
and D Stance is poop cause 10%- damage done
That makes sense for prot
gross
If b-stance is only 3% crit and d-stance doesn't have the penalty, you'll still sit in b-stance most of the time
Yah the solution is just get rid of them⦠they created a solution to a problem that didnāt exist
my solution idea! D Stance gets Damage Reduction plus increase rage on damage taken and add Glad Stance with increased rage gen on our attacks, attack range and movement speed

glad stance when not tanking!
but youll want the extra rage from D Stance
when taking damage
writing a "solution" to stances implies that stances are a problem lol
if you can't even agree on what the problem is
semantics! Its a idea!
I mean they are a problem to me
then writing a "solution" is stupid
you dont like my idea š¦
I respect that some people like the idea of juggling stances but I simply do not. I think it is awful design. I donāt give a shit about what stance Iām in I just want to mash buttons and win thatās why I enjoy this class as a whole
yes an idea that just obfuscates a decision of what is better numerically because both do the same thing, is a terrible idea
but not only that, again, when you don't even agree on what the "problem" is, it's very bad because you're iterating a solution for no problem at all
Not over capping rage and maintaining block is plenty of micromanagement. (Aside from planning defensive abilities in hard content) Why is it necessary to juggle stances?
Itās useless imo.
(Yes right now block uptime is free but letās assume that wonāt remain that way forever.)

You guys are just overthinking this entire situation. Itās to the point where itās awkward youāre having to make up paragraphs to justify them.. the simple and undeniable fact is:
Current iteration of stances is just not fun. Full stop.
Thereās no getting around it you cannot argue yourself out of this.
I think Fury and Arms like it
Stances are fine
He said the f word
Stance dancing shouldn't be a requirement however
seems to be a prot dilemma
And the whole kiss or curse thing is fucking dumb and outdated

Remove this whole less damage and make it more in line with modern combat
give prot warriors ak47s, modernize the hell outta them
Idk why they blizzard is so focused in kiss and curse shit tbh
The biggest problem is that it applies to certain classes only
There's enough of it in talent selection so why keep it for ability usage
Also fuck office work days I'm fucking bored
Welcome to the boycott family
agreed
weekend soon though

Cease using the stances going forward. We need to be the change we want to see in the world of Warcraft
16 hour flight on sunday, not looking forward to that
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today is burrito bowl day
work outside then
coward
outside dn
There is no kiss/curse. If there were there'd be upsides. lol
god i hate this discussion
but yeah dstance isnt a kiss curse that's like the worst way to look at that

spear lame; we know what we want
blizz just doesnt want people camping in dstance while dpsing which u definitely could get away with if there was 0 damage penalty, losing the AA damage is not a big deal

with nerfed ass spear they gave us I agree
Spear d
nevermind

I was under the impression it was something else not lame
we shouldve been able to pick between all 4 of the shadowlands covenant spells and not just spear imo
ancient aftershock knockdown was OP OP
just maybe make them not look shit
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spear is a flashbang
aftershocj is agressively blue
condemn we still have
necro banner could just be any random banner
I fucking am for the most part
you're doing WHAT
spear could just be red (warrior color)
aftershock could be red or just cracked floor
Red is warrior color?
Lol

dk is kidney stone color

Kinda would be cool if the ravager talents were badass
Also I think prot should get bladestorm
which will never see the light of day
Idk ravager does a metric ton compared to the initial iterations
Bfa ravager never again
I guess so
If your kidney stones are maroon, you got more problems than just well kidney stones
Should be able to throw our shield as a defensive ravager type ability
prot should get enraged regeneration and last stand as a swappable node where some random spell like idk revenge or hamstring heals
Why
50% parry Yamorino gang lel
Skyhold on one today.
give more buttons
Must be the heat
me want more button

my takes are amazing
Monks are a thing
I think I may get my wish of triple digits today
You don't even press the ones you have wym
at least real feel
me want more useless button
All Wariors should have stoneform baseline!
We cooking we aiming for 120 real feel
Sounds like an amazing day to be a roofer
we raining
We get the 100+rain tomorrow it'll be banger
wtf is 120 in cejelsisus
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I don't
it rained a lot last night
so the forcast of mid 90s today is now high 80s
we gaming bois
tell that to the North East

the climate bends to our will
also our houses have like
thicc
walls
so the temp tends to change slower indoors
so we eont really need ac
until its hot for weeks
The North East has AC, wym
yeah i think he might be thinking of the northwest
because yeah PNW generally doesn't have a/c in older homes
because it's a very mild temperate climate (usually)
northeast definitely does lmao it literally gets cold as fuck in the NE...
and hot as hell in NYC and shit
Atlantic ocean breeze bay bee
Yeah fuck not having AC, murica baby
if you are from a old New England town where houses got dates on them from the 1600s, theres a good chance theres no AC
No AC is a choice
and if there is, theres a old window unit you stuff in the closet until it gets way too hot
they dont got those in europe either
And that's called an AC still
Currently 69C at my place
š¤Æ

Oh bb
I donowalled you?
Oh look at that you pinged me at 1am about it. Oopsie
Sorry kanga ilu
@warm plinth
10/10
Is that some sort of inside joke
No shot u weren't awake
I was
That's a very interesting way of spitting game
My discord is on DND so I have to actually look at it to see the notifications
and now ignored for leggo legs invite
you were doing dungeons last night
???
Then I went to BED
Whatās sleeping?
Ohhh sleeping sleeping,
raiding the mega dungeon
Miss that old friend

but for the next 3 days I am finally not raiding (and then I raid again for 4 days in a row)
My new trainer says I need to get 8+ hours of sleep a night
No one asked
is your new trainer that guy from twitter
JK Brew ilu
are you actually gonna get 8 hours a night
No
Although if I start working out again I will
That was always the key for me in the past
4 days 
it's not actually 4 days of actual raiding
like alt heroic raid
also i forgot i raid on saturday too but that doesn't count because its like 1 hour
yea
i don't actually have to go to my thursday one i just do because it's fun
I mean, at this point in the tier... seems plausible
oh wait
jfc
i just remembered i raid sunday too
ok so i kinda raid 6 days a week atm š
Gamer

but three of them are 4fun alt raids that i don't need to go to!
I can quit anytime I want!!
yall trying to finish the tier?
honestly I feel like reprogging with friends' casual guild adds a lot of enjoyment back into farm
if that makes sense
(it's not actual reprog but theyve only killed heroic sark like twice)
Heroic with the bois is a good time
they're not experienced with it so its fun to have them learn new things
i mean from what I understand, melee DPS on echo and sark is like
and its a lot more damage/healing required
literally braindead lol
i mean echo for sure i'm like not doing shit
I memorized #5 spots and i'm donezo š i just dps the things
Now waitge for everyone else to get the fight
dont even need to think about cd timings as fury i just send it permanently
Stop it, get some help
Ohhh so healers have to heal through a lot of of extra damage in p1 since people have to take both debuffs

in p2, anytime you go downstairs, you leave a puddle which is a hole in the ground
OF is the best fight in the raid don't at me
i saw a shaman named thundercunt back in BFA
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thats the one instantly remember
honestly, it really isnt that much different then heroic, its just a very meticulous fight

Which fight is of
just more damage, and early deaths or going off script leads to a bad time
You mean you donāt instantly recognize what weāre talking about Apb?
and someone i knew had his name as donut 3 letter racist term, dunno how he didnt get banned for that
Imagine not being as big picture as you think
I think it is meme or something but actually never knew what fight actually discussing
Only big picture people know what OF is
Lmao
I donāt discuss or chat in memes or anything of that sort
Are you ok
No
there i showed ytou my onlyfans
LMAO
i instantly saw it too

but yeah idk
maybe I should dial back on my raiding now that I've realized how much of it i do 
Kanga we about to have an intervention
its a lot
6 days
For your raiding problem
no time for keys
@toxic pewter Ok ok, some guy came in here yesterday talking about neltharion. And Nim and I assumed he was talking about dungeons. Then we realized he meant Echo OF Neltharion.
or league
Oh right lmao
well, i actually typed a bad word into discord one time now
well idk
i can say i have did that
it is 6 days but for 3 of those days its <2h of raiding
People are dumb you didn't call battle for dazzledorf, battle
I feel like I spend less time raiding (not counting my real raid days) compared to puggers
im a bit surpriseds a bot didnt evaporate me for that
every time i've had to pug raid it takes like legit 6x the time to get the same bosses killed
Same, yogi.
i did just talk to one of my guildies about raiding friday tho...
that would be 7 days...
Lol

I gotta do a bunch of keys tonight

Have done 0 key this week
the problem is

I have done exactly 1 key
raiding is like the most time efficient way to fill vault slots on alts
like, by a LOT
And it was to take a picture of my UI
if i just go to a 2h heroic alt clear, my only tradeoff is i need to go to a scheduled one and bam 3 vault slots
as opposed to ~4 keys within 2h
my real issue is spending 3 days raiding on my warrior. if i could cut that out i'd have so much free time

only keys im running currently are VP lair and FH (loot)
might attempt other keys for io, but i figure it will all go to shit very quickly
Do I keep progging experiments and eventually rashok with the guild or do I jump to echo prog with bear buddies guild on the low
The latter is the selfish option ofc
freehold doesn't drop gear, but it does drop the mount
Bear buddy
Raid clear is better for gearing an alt, but 8 +16s gives you 441 so.
Wonder what pugging will look like
deeply apologize to anyone that saw my offensive type-o and was offended
Guild doesn't pay your sub, do your thing
hmmmmm
i don't type shit like that random
Thatās what Iām leaning on too better raid times also!
If they're struggling on experiments.
Mb forgot itās pg in here
Heck yeah it is
What the heck
The adidas Pepe swag
No cursing in my Christian Minecraft server
Gosh darn it
Last season I pugged through AOTC to better lead the guild group I was running with. Itāll make you a more experienced player.
Beef stew whatchu benching
i got the cheap walmart version of those
I got some wicked sunglasses irl
Yo orn I joined that sticker server
Easier to explain fights youāve done a few times, callouts and see how other groups do it successfully.
Thatās just too good
About 12lbs
Inb4 EU members complain about the track suit
Wdym just their style
pimpin aināt easy
What do they call them again?
If a plaid longsleeve is a Canadian dinner jacket, that should be the slavic version
Jumpers or something
I bet Jakey has one of those in every color
I know brits have a word for track suit users
Tried mythic on wends, had a hpal cryquit because the RL said mean things about people who drag beams into other people on the first boss, literally cryquit, wtf is up with these younger generations of gamers
Yeah Iād basically be dogging guild for Mythic echo prog with a friends guild might even get to join if they like me
Ch... Something, not chads
CRY, like into the mic?
Yup
Imagine struggling on Kaz, not my group who went as far as to pop vantus, nope.
Literal scream I imagine
They obviously never got to cry from being yelled at in baseball practice
@jagged gust have recleared two weeks now with this guild and we kill kazz with like 6 people alive at the end
Itās so cringe I hate it
Canāt get a decent log

Epic
You think anyone born after 1999 has played baseball willingly?
Lmao
I didnāt even play willingly so no
I swear I'll hear "brez 1 of 2 healers at 80% every second pull, mfer's out here making sandwiches instead of dodging swirlies
we got giga rain
I used to have one of those imalonerwithnofriends nets that'd bounce the baseball back to you
blocked out my neighbours car
YOGSTER
I did a similar thing this tier; the raid leader for the guild I had been with for 5-6 years quit the game and we were struggling on Rashok and everything was sort of up in the air. But a spot opened up with a friends of mine's guild where they needed a tank to start Echo... I ended up leaving
Thatās a lake fam
also helped that the raid times were a hour earlier
Um we call that fight of here
so I was in bed before 12 rather then after
Mythic..?
see, there, i was trying to hit a T and i still ended up hitting G, proof its a mistake earlier
Yogi is that actually a lake on the other side of the road?
Thank you
Yes
I mean thatās progress.
ya,
Ontario has a different lake every 200 feet
Y'all out here Geoguessr'ing yogi
Yogi in Vermont or Canada
Yogi is in Canada
Yogi what do you put on French fries?
Holy shit this is the smartest take Iāve read so far today
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probably a a newfie
listen up you little shit
ššš
XD

its called poutine
Oh yeah. Straight Canadian
Thatās not what I call poutine
I used to do maintenance on railway infrastructure out in northern ontario, I could stand the rain but wind knocking over 3 million trees and lightning melting bungalows every month got real tiresome
Bros got that maple blood
Or a river if you're near Gatineau
too many leafs in chat
Do you have a pet moose yogi
Do you lick the maple syrup straight off the tree
Wait no Iām good
Or Christian or Minecraft
and they way to properly make it is deep fry thick cut frenchfries, and use cheese CURDS, and gravy any gravy but you have to make the gravy more powder to water than water to powder like they do in america
the reason cheese CURD specifically is cuz it melts over the fries and gravy
Guys making me hungry
Thanks yogi now I hungy
A curd is solid cheese sir
you CAN do it with normal block or shreeded cheese but it doesn't have quite the same effect
A curd is not melted
You have to boil that shit down
You doin it wrong
No you can't
Don't boil your turds, it'll stink up the place
Wtf thats like the Americanized version
Lmfao
the fries semi melt the curds, unless you get those costco poutines then they just squeak in your mouth when you chew em
Squeak cheese
That's what cheese curds are supposed to do bruh
And people say I don't offer any good advice in here
Lol
god I cant wait to go back to canada, closest thing you can find in a pub in london is fries served with mushed peas
St-albert or get that shit off my plate
Whoa
then you have the poutinery whos out there serving a whole ass thanksgiving dinner on top of a poutine
mostly what it is used for is a heavy meal during like the spring and fall by like hunters and shit
Harvey's has a baller buffalo chicken poutine
bro
Which every bar in Wisconsin does
Yeah most Americans see poutine and think side dish, properly done that shit is a full meal and a half

Pog
18 deaths on my log
Yeah I was like we were getting her to 10% at the 4m mark
So we had like 4 people alive at the end and i was one of them
its more akin to a mcdonalds meal for red necks if you get it at like a stop on side of road, comes in styrofoam boxe
Then some fuckwit would panic and drag his laser through 5 people and 4 puddles and then it'd just me standing there
I see it and think damn that looks good, I want more protein tho
Speaking of funny regional dishes
5 people alive actually and the warlock died like 2s before the end
Rochester NY has a goofy one
Yo I need to go through each raid fight and get slowest kill. (Obviously can't on Zskarn anymore but)
Best takes though are when my cotank sends beacon right after I taunt
I cast beacon on 3 on the pull timer lol
Right
jfc, that's honestly impressive, I'm usually sacrificing myself for the raid kiting for 30 god damn seconds because some asshole dropped a portal midflight to africa
Yo you right
Poutine sucks give me a loaded baked potato
They good too
Never had putting poutine
oh shit
You just gave me an idea
yeah the difficulty is you'll only get first kills right, so it's kinda hard to find
without going through every report
Loaded baked potato
it is not that hard actually
but greek yogurt instead
idk

you just have to search all reports and start manually filtering
Love me some sour cream
The worst thing on KAZ is getting a beam as melee and the frickin* pool is out in narnia
That's why you get the quadruple bacon poutine, granted it's something like 3k calories, but you're not gonna be wanting for more meat by the end... Possibly some sort of ventilator though
It's usually some chinese guild though (because they have way more players)
MF LOL
god bless em the bad chinese guilds do not give up
They do the same shit on experiments in our group, the bleed markers are out in narnia itās like wtf are we doing????
Can't speak for on a potato but in spicy mexican food I genuinely can't tell the difference between sour cream and greek yogurt
I have never substituted it probably is pretty much the same
What do I get on Uber eats today?
Similar texture, greek yogurt is a bit thicker, but the flavour is pretty much identical
Cluster those markers on one side. If someone extra gets hit and they werenāt in middle of a spirit bomb style attack with spirit bomb level damage, give āem das boot
I already ate too much of that yesterday
I ran out of actual food and Iām home sick
No shit, I suggested moving the markers significantly closer right so they do it and then the range complained? And some of them continue to walk the bleed out to narnia
Frick* your melee I guess
aside from like... mm hunter? Is there any reason for ranged to actually be at range? I get avoiding melee swirlies but shit, it's not the hardest thing in the world to disengage/blink away
No
Donāt know about you, but a short stack of pancakes, a couple of fried eggs, bacon, sausage, toasted sourdough and nice side of hash browns would probably hit the spot.
The only reason a range sits at range is because of less required movement
around a 15-20 yd range away from the boss is like the ideal ranged positioning on experiments
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it minimizes overall required movement
the further you are, the more you have to move for the slam
the closer you are, the more swirlies you have to dodge
so yeah like 15-20 ish yds give or take 5
Literal ass butt in that picture
The bad kind
Like swamp ass butt
Camping for a week
why are u complaining about a guild ur not even raiding with anymore
SIR
this is a christian server
weirdo
what da heck
Lmao I havenāt technically stopped raiding with them
brew is like "i had this one bad key on week 1"
But you right
move on!!
There you go nim
@lusty grotto 70 on nimchippy yet?
Christian approved
I wanna gear my lock
its also weird to separate melee and range when not needed... missing out on all of the aoe healing
it's not really
mostly only prevoker cares about that and prevoker breath is literally
frontal cone
so its fine
wait no I don't
we're very long past the days of healing rain being 90% of rsham healing or whatever
CDF sux
Ranged players have an inherent need to be as far away from both healer and boss as humanly possible
Warlock shelved til S3
Im not too familar with healers, but I swear theres gotta be some ground aoe healing stuffs
like druid grass
every healer has one now yes
All like stacked up people
but it's not really that big of a deal for overall rot damage
Only one that kinda doesn't care is priest
you're already stacked for everything that matters anyway
druid grass
like magmorax
lmao
SMH canāt order unsweetened coffee
Druid grass I'm calling it that for now on
you mean black coffee?
I like milk in the coffee
I also like black coffee
Lies.
Depends on the mood
been trying to get back into diablo 2 tbh
You've already exposed yourself
Yeah
JK I love you jeree
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What if you just like, got a bottle of milk with a black coffee and added it yourself?
I donāt have any
Just go to blizzard workplace, i'm sure you can rustle up some milk
LOL
Hmmm
Basically
LMAO
guilford its your duty, you have homelander as avatar
all im saying is guilford and me have the best banners
My roommate goes clubbing almost every weekend
I'm just Ken.
And now we have covid
False, I have the best banner
eww cooties






