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lusty grotto
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im in it right now

iron shuttle
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I hate the amount of dsync there is with players, people sliding all around

sick sentinel
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i just, cannot fucking at all for the life of me

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care about any part of it

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every time i try, i just afk or struggle on some lvl 5 quest

lusty tiger
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no dps meters no cool

iron shuttle
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Wow needs to steal how ff14 telegraphs mechanics

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Enough stupid ass swirlies on the ground

sick sentinel
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nah swirls makes sense to me now

lusty grotto
sick sentinel
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lets not change what works

lusty tiger
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ur PUMPIN

lusty grotto
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not really

lusty tiger
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what.... job??? are u

lusty grotto
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w'ere progging

iron shuttle
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What's the FF14 equivalent to 130kdps

lusty grotto
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at the top end as SAM i should be doing 13k with bis loot

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but im far from bis loot

lusty tiger
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secret agent man?

lusty grotto
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probably more if i have a dancer

iron shuttle
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Mmmmm I like that, smaller numbers feel so much better

sick sentinel
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surface to air missile

lusty grotto
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SAM is also the more warrior-like job

sick sentinel
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launched from the ground to take out planes and such

lusty tiger
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ahh

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Surely Armored More

lusty grotto
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but dps

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Samurai

iron shuttle
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You telling me Sam is more warrior than marauder

lusty grotto
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as dps

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yes

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WAR is more like BDK

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self healing out of the wazoo

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i was black mage up to this point

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well this tier

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but fights became so stupidly mobile that even with instant casts given to us its unbearable if you dont get mechanics to align with your placement

iron shuttle
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Thank you for the help tonight gents. Goodnight

warm plinth
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o/

round pendant
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I'm a baaad maan

south zealot
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Burning Chains no longer affect creatures outside of the Smoldering Barracks.

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wast this posted

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lmaooo

mighty valley
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yeah... really weird fix

warm plinth
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I am wondering if that is just an official post for the fix or if it actually means it won't work on wardens now

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Because the wowhead article said wardens could still be hit by the chains (they just couldn't trigger them)

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But this implies it won't hit wardens at all, since there aren't any in the barracks

mighty valley
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either way I feel like it's a weird fix

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feels very arbitrary for it to just not affect some enemies

warm plinth
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Yeah, I agree. I was talking about it yesterday when the original wowhead article was posted. But oh well, fortunately it doesn't affect me since I wasn't using it on mobs outside of that area anyway.

dusky canopy
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man randomly getting 10k ping šŸ˜„

proper roost
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hmm

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zero info on what that chain hotfix note means huh

crude notch
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squishei hasn't tweeted anything either

restive scroll
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Chargath is still bugged too

proper roost
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bug dn

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wanna play 2v2v2v2? @crude notch

tawdry perch
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Good morning! Was wondering, if someone could look over my log from +21 uldaman. I havent tanked in a long long while, and decided to jump straight into the deep end by hopping to 21s. I died few times, and probs because i wasnt sure how big i could pull, some pulls could have been bit smaller im sure. But would preciate any pointers, where and what i could improve upon. Got to 2850 as fury, but im stuck now on not getting invites to a keys, and dont have much time to play or wait in quelines. So I decided to try if i could tank my rating a bit higher šŸ˜„ Any pointers about gameplay and my gear highly preciated, thanks a lot in advance! https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/p3XZRBj7MwVPAngc#fight=last

mighty valley
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Hmm, you can be doing better than 80% blocked melee hits

warm plinth
mighty valley
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Ooh you're overcapping a lot of rage, you can be slamming Ignore Pain a lot more to cycle rage better

warm plinth
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As far as your deaths go, one was I'm guessing a giga-bolstered geomancer just slamming 400k stone spikes into you. One was chomp (the dot the basilisks put on you); that is one of the most dangerous mobs in the dungeon because they can stack that bleed super fast. Make sure you're rotating your defensives on those; even going into defensive stance is not a bad idea. And the last one looks like maybe the healer didn't dispel you on a timereaver, but you also took some unblocked melees at the end.

mighty valley
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Yeah, I also can't see your gear or talents in the summary, not sure what happened there

tawdry perch
warm plinth
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ok yeah talents look fine

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Are you actually main swapping to prot? Or just playing it on the side?

tawdry perch
mighty valley
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yeah, that's just practice, you kind of know how high your rage gen is and how low you can dump with IP

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without starving yourself to where you can't revenge

warm plinth
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This is also a potential problem. These were your casts with Violent Outburst active (gives you increased damage and rage on the next Shield Slam or Thunder Clap). Most of these should go toward Shield Slam unless you're fighting like 7+ mobs.

tawdry perch
warm plinth
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Yeah and you won't always be able to hit shield slam so you may have to use it on TC even in single target sometimes. You don't want to just sit there not pressing anything hoping for a shield slam reset

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But shield slam should definitely be ahead of TC on that list

tawdry perch
# warm plinth ok yeah talents look fine

Well the idea is definetly give prot a real go, but the idea for this came yesterday, so i didnt do any proper enchanting/redoing stats for crafted gear etc. Gonna do that today

warm plinth
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Yeah you'd want to at least enchant haste and gem haste/crit

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haste/crit for crafted shit too if you're redoing that as well

mighty valley
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Haste is fine for the dps specs too generally

warm plinth
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Yeah I assume he's heavy on haste/mastery because I think he said he was a fury main

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Which stack haste and mastery

tawdry perch
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how much haste am i looking for? ƍ do have plenty of haste gear on bags etc and cause fury been main spec, i got good rings/neck etc with lots of haste

mighty valley
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It's our favorite stat until really high

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Like, you don't need to prio other stats til 7100

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But ilvl > all

tawdry perch
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how about versa vs crit. Was checking the top warriors from raider io, and some has loads, some almost none

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yeah ok!

mighty valley
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Vers and crit are very close typically, in this discord we like crit because it usually has the damage edge

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and parry is very relevant in m+

lost nymph
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Weeeelp. Looks like I have a lot of recruiting to do

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Recrafting*

mighty valley
lost nymph
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I just started prot last Thursday. All my crafted gear is haste vers lmao

jagged pier
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No u dont, if u dont want too it barely matters 99.9% comes from play.

mighty valley
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yeah that's fine, the difference is tiny either way

lost nymph
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Oh okay, great to hear

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I just barely started 20's today anyway; hardly relevant either way I assume

mighty valley
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yeah, like jakey said

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it's playing well >>>>>>>> ilvl >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stat spread

lost nymph
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Yeah, for sure. Appreciate the insight.

warm plinth
lost nymph
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Once upon a time. I main Shaman (also not Tuaren anymore)

warm plinth
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but the name

lost nymph
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Stoneform too strong brother

warm plinth
lost nymph
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I know buddy, trust me

warm plinth
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my war is dwarf too; I understand

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Plus dwarf heritage is sick so

tawdry perch
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Thanks a lot for the help / pointers , gonna get some practice under the belt, and then coming back here to some input again! šŸ™‚

warm plinth
modern gazelle
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just applied to a +11 that needed a tank, my friend also applied as tank

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they kicked one of their dps and invited us lmfao

daring marlin
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You're both toxic

blazing condor
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as if its his fault lol

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group leader chose to invite them

graceful cobalt
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how much dps i lose if i play defens means all time on def stance?

brittle owl
graceful cobalt
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hmm ok becouse i feel on some squeeshi and drop very fast. I Hold SB/IP up

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than i will even lose dps but can stay alive longer

jagged pier
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what lvl or stuff are u doing?

graceful cobalt
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ilvl 440+ and run only 16/17

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but most priobs with druid/Dizi Priest

jagged pier
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then i can almost guarentee u arent keeping SB up

graceful cobalt
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yes SB is on CD all time

jagged pier
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i mean can only tell with logs

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but there is no way u can feel squishy at that range in that ilvl if u are keeping stuff up

graceful cobalt
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i do 65k HPS(Absorb) heals do 20-30k and i drop that fast and die with SW and all stuff on cd

jagged pier
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right okay but i cant actually tell without logs what is going on

chrome falcon
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Show your talents

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And then try to log your next run

graceful cobalt
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talents basic from wow head

chrome falcon
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Because in anything below like a 21 you shouldn’t even need to press cool-downs

jagged pier
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anything below a 21 talents dont matter that much ither

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well weve even seen top io warriors run the wrong stuff

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so im 99% sure its a player issue, but i cant tell without logs

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standat wowhead one is the same as the pins now actually

graceful cobalt
jagged pier
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yer not talents

graceful cobalt
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someone told show your talents^^

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only for nelth/Ulda i pick Spellblock

lavish sphinx
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I’ve timed many 18s/19s sitting in Def Stance. It could be that the DPS in your group aren’t doing enough

chrome falcon
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I mean yeah you can afk in defensive stance and time 24s probably

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But if you HAVE to

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It means you’re playing really badly

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Which is a problem worth fixing

lavish sphinx
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My biggest issue has been bad group members really

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But I’m getting into stance dancing now I’m trying to push to 20s

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I’m just lazy

chrome falcon
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Yeah I feel you

chrome falcon
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Even if it’s true, which it might be

lavish sphinx
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I guess… most of my bricked keys are cause of others butt pulling or failing mechs

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At least the ones I remember

toxic pewter
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Hmmm

jagged gust
# lavish sphinx My biggest issue has been bad group members really

This is true a lot of the time, we have access to a ton of CC/interrupts, but they only go so far when no one else feels like contributing in a dungeon, or if the healer isn't popping CDs on a risky pull. People who run with groups often forget how difficult a 17 can be when you're carrying the rest of the group on your back

lavish sphinx
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100%

toxic pewter
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Nah

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Something very off about what’s happening

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And at the end of the day the leader of the group has all the blame

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Guy has bad attitude

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Need to go look in a mirror

lavish sphinx
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All I’m saying is Laatvik’s most significant problem is more likely bad group members than his own failings

toxic pewter
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Na

grim pilot
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Tank doing his job right is 90% of the key on fortified till 20

jagged pier
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No this is a 17 i did yesterday

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I died once to myself being bad

grim pilot
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The other 10 are small heals and dps pressing random buttons

jagged pier
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Nothing to do with healers

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Or groups

jagged gust
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man that monk went off

toxic pewter
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calls self lazy… blames others for bricked keys..

Surely everyone else is the problem

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LOL

lavish sphinx
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šŸ˜‚

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I’m not the one who said I was squishy

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But point taken, I glossed over that line

grim pilot
jagged pier
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Its not about numbers

jagged gust
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Destro locks have it so bad in low dungeons

grim pilot
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But in 17 with proper gear even though you might be half good youre invincible

jagged pier
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U can live a 17 with very little effort and the group still being bad is my point

lavish sphinx
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I’m lazy so I sit in def stance most of the time but I’ve timed plenty of high teen keys with capable groups

toxic pewter
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Oh oops Im mixing up two people LOL

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awkward

jagged pier
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And i linked the screenshot because ppl never believe when i say i pretty much exclusivly pug

jagged gust
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Tanks running wild and fucking up their RoF, mobs dying too fast for their cleaves to matter, mfers should just swap to demo

jagged pier
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And i can expect tanks to do that damage or close too everyone should be able to if u play correctly, there isnt much of a high skill ceiling on the spec anymore, which means u can be alot closer to the top ppl than in SLs and BFA defensivly and offensively

grim pilot
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Dunno im shit tank I stopped at 2.9 in s1 because I hit my ceiling I guess but 130k does seem a bit much for some dungeons for a tank

jagged pier
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Sure but i never said u need to do 130k in every dungeon as i said i was linking an example to show i do infact pug

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And even with bad groups im not squishy and live unless i make a mistake myself then i die

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Which takes us all the way back to the start where i said its more than likely a player issue than anything else

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But its hard to tell without logs

vocal verge
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Fact is. People don’t push their buttons enough. Keep your globals rolling and you can do 100k+ easily

jagged pier
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Feel free to go look at the log of that run i posted

grim pilot
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Tanking is least dependant on ilv from all 3 roles

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So yeah if someone struggles then its a player issue

jagged pier
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Cause i logged it

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Like everyone should do ifnu want to improve or find out what is going wrong etc etc

lavish sphinx
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And you just sit in Battle Stance Jakey?

jagged pier
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Yes

grim pilot
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In 17 you’re not taking much damage

jagged pier
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Why would i go in d stance literally no point

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In any content

lavish sphinx
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The rest of us have fear lol

jagged pier
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Except very high keys

grim pilot
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There shouldnt be any fear

vocal verge
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You need d stance for maybe the bleeds in ulda and that’s it

grim pilot
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Keep your shit up and if you see you struggle swap stance

jagged pier
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If u play correctly u literally cant die

grim pilot
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Though you shouldnt struggle

toxic pewter
lavish sphinx
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I’m not saying it’s rational fear

gloomy vortex
toxic pewter
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It’s like a crutch holding you back

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You’re losing a lot of dam

lavish sphinx
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This is the talk I’ve needed

grim pilot
toxic pewter
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Try remember damage patterns of certain dungeons and stuff

jagged pier
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not blocking slash

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wasted a tone of rage

gloomy vortex
jagged pier
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please dont look at uptime

gloomy vortex
jagged pier
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its blocked hits we care about

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umm well due to not managing stuff correctly yer

gloomy vortex
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but the more uptime the more chance of blocking?

jagged pier
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like

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u cast SC

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19 times

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in 32 mins

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šŸ‘€

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thats part of your sb rotation

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its used on cd

gloomy vortex
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SC is shield charge?

jagged pier
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looks at a run of min of nels which was 2 mins shorter

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i had 32 casts

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and yes

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well yer casts are low

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on like everything

gloomy vortex
lavish sphinx
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Reflect

grim pilot
jagged pier
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im not going into it too much but maybe

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remeber spell block will cover 2 slashes before u need another cd

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so u should use it first

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but like your cd casts are low avatar, SC, dragon roar, ravager all low should be used on cd

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so your missing a tone of rage

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but your also not spending your rage at all

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so your not fueling AM

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this isnt a perfect comparison compare logs never is but this is my 29 min run vs your 32 min run

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just look at the difference in number of casts

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like u barely dump rage with IP at all

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which causes the wasted rage linked above

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and means u get less SWs and less avatars in general

jagged gust
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Jakey do you ever try to line up your CDs with avatar? I used to but lately I've just macro'd Avatar and LS into shield block

jagged pier
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right u dont do that

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and 2

jagged gust
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rip it and forget it

jagged pier
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no u send on cd

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avatar will ine up more than u think its 20sec buff

gloomy vortex
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ok that all makes sense

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I definitely felt over burdened that run which caused me to miss out on usual rotation

jagged pier
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so just a comparison of rage economy,

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in less time not only did i spend more rage I generated more rage

gloomy vortex
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great, will try those points

jagged pier
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blocked hits is the only metric that really helps tell anything in terms of SB

graceful cobalt
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one other question should i hold my 441 Forgestorm or should i craft me the Blacksmith weapon to 447?

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or should i spent my other 2 sparks on Both rings? Wrist/Feet i have also the Frostfirebelt

lavish sphinx
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Strengthen up your weakest slots

jagged gust
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I think the general consensus prior to the last buff we got was forgestorm simmed higher in general for ST, crafted was better for clearing dungeon trash. Dunno how much the buff had an effect on that.

lavish sphinx
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I think I found your profile on raider . io @graceful cobalt (EU Malfurian, right?)

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Your gear is pretty good

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I’d say either replace ascended frost ring with a Haste Crit titanic signet

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Or Haste Crit crafted pants

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I’m speaking without knowing your stats though

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Says your Forgestorm is capped at 437 though, I’d replace that for 447 crafter wep

brazen yarrow
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is it worth to save shield slam for a bit to do more dmg with shield block

lavish sphinx
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Shield Block should but up often enough that you’re spamming Shield Slam

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Shield Slam is your rage gainer anyway so it can get you a Shield Block

proper roost
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Huh

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Just always press shield slam

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i was gonna say good morning vietnam but that answer upset me

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😔

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no good morning to any of u

plush tendon
proper roost
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boomer prot warriors need to be told to wake the fuck up

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t b h

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perma dstance enjoyers...

plush tendon
toxic pewter
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I call on all warriors, of all specs, to join me in the great stance boycott of 2023

plush tendon
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how bout no?

toxic pewter
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Simply exit any and all stances going forward as we fight against these poorly designed and implemented crutches that hold us back

plush tendon
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naw, I thinking having stances is good

toxic pewter
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I will be here when you realize the truth

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And welcome you with open arms

plush tendon
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unless they just implement the damage reduction in other places so we get both

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but otherwise, having a 20% DR on a 6 second CD kind of neat

proper roost
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don't engage with apb

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low effort trolling

plush tendon
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but hes a mole with a hat.... I gotta respond

toxic pewter
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I call on all warriors, of all specs, to join me in the great stance boycott of 2023. Simply exit any and all stances going forward as we fight against these poorly designed and implemented crutches that hold us back. If you are still skeptical, I understand as I was once you. I will be here with open arms for when you are ready to join this endeavor with us. We are waiting for you.

jagged gust
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as long as we put turning revenge into swipe on the docket as well

proper roost
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there was some point where

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bstance gave 5% movespeed

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iirc

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or maybe it was when all warriors still had all 3 stances and it was berserker that did that, idr

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Either way, good times

jagged gust
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move speed and aa damage? sign me up

proper roost
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stances have changed so many times incrementally that i don't even remember when that was. maybe like wod

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or mop

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it was before speed tert existed anyway so 5% movespeed on a stance was kinda nice but i'm pretty sure you never actually used it cuz one of the stances actually just gave dps instead of just movespeed

toxic pewter
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Spread my message around to all the warrior channels

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We will win in the end

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I welcome all into the flock

strong forum
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The average player can't handle 2 stances where buttons don't change

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You expect them to juggle 3-4 stances where the buttons change per stance again?

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Also all those stance dancings would legit just be macro'd to death these days

proper roost
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whoa who was saying that

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nome coming out guns blazin for nobody's argument

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smh

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NOT a good morning vietnam moment for sure

strong forum
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Ah he's going for stance-less

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I thought full stance comeback

toxic pewter
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Nah stances just bad at this point. Obviously they have a cool history but they’re now just shadows of their former design and more of an annoyance at this point than any fun design or interaction

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Just need to get rid of them they tried the experiment but they just don’t work

plush tendon
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I think D-Stance came back cause Arms had it the last couple of expacs as a talent

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especially for PVP.... so I bet Fury Warriors were like 'we want that!' and then prot got Battle/D Stance as well

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for continuity

dusky canopy
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Not me, macroing the required stance to each ability and never thinking about it again LIKE IT SHOULD BE

proper roost
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lol brew macros shield slam to dstance

dusky canopy
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If it is required to cast shield slam

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Then yes

plush tendon
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Battle Stance just feels kind of lame; 3% crit and a "no -10% damage"

proper roost
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shield slam d

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nevermind

dusky canopy
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Go on

strong forum
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There's no solution to stances

plush tendon
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and D Stance is poop cause 10%- damage done

strong forum
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That makes sense for prot

plush tendon
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gross

dusky canopy
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Imo what we have now is fine

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Aside from just removing them again

strong forum
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If b-stance is only 3% crit and d-stance doesn't have the penalty, you'll still sit in b-stance most of the time

toxic pewter
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Yah the solution is just get rid of them… they created a solution to a problem that didn’t exist

plush tendon
strong forum
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So what you're saying is

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Perma glad stance

plush tendon
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glad stance when not tanking!

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but youll want the extra rage from D Stance

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when taking damage

proper roost
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writing a "solution" to stances implies that stances are a problem lol

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if you can't even agree on what the problem is

plush tendon
toxic pewter
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I mean they are a problem to me

proper roost
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then writing a "solution" is stupid

plush tendon
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you dont like my idea 😦

dusky canopy
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I respect that some people like the idea of juggling stances but I simply do not. I think it is awful design. I don’t give a shit about what stance I’m in I just want to mash buttons and win that’s why I enjoy this class as a whole

proper roost
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yes an idea that just obfuscates a decision of what is better numerically because both do the same thing, is a terrible idea

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but not only that, again, when you don't even agree on what the "problem" is, it's very bad because you're iterating a solution for no problem at all

dusky canopy
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Not over capping rage and maintaining block is plenty of micromanagement. (Aside from planning defensive abilities in hard content) Why is it necessary to juggle stances?

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It’s useless imo.

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(Yes right now block uptime is free but let’s assume that won’t remain that way forever.)

plush tendon
toxic pewter
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You guys are just overthinking this entire situation. It’s to the point where it’s awkward you’re having to make up paragraphs to justify them.. the simple and undeniable fact is:

Current iteration of stances is just not fun. Full stop.

There’s no getting around it you cannot argue yourself out of this.

plush tendon
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I think Fury and Arms like it

lusty grotto
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Stances are fine

toxic pewter
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He said the f word

lusty grotto
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Stance dancing shouldn't be a requirement however

plush tendon
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seems to be a prot dilemma

toxic pewter
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LOL my argument truly is sound

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Anytime you pull out fine it is done

lusty grotto
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And the whole kiss or curse thing is fucking dumb and outdated

plush tendon
toxic pewter
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Yah exactly. They’re just dumb and outdated

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Well said

lusty grotto
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Remove this whole less damage and make it more in line with modern combat

jagged gust
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give prot warriors ak47s, modernize the hell outta them

lusty grotto
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Idk why they blizzard is so focused in kiss and curse shit tbh

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The biggest problem is that it applies to certain classes only

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There's enough of it in talent selection so why keep it for ability usage

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Also fuck office work days I'm fucking bored

toxic pewter
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Welcome to the boycott family

plush tendon
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weekend soon though

toxic pewter
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Cease using the stances going forward. We need to be the change we want to see in the world of Warcraft

jagged gust
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16 hour flight on sunday, not looking forward to that

proper roost
plush tendon
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ima snag some Teriyaki today though

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for lunch

proper roost
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today is burrito bowl day

daring marlin
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egg whites and rice

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let's go

daring marlin
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coward

proper roost
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outside dn

daring marlin
proper roost
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god i hate this discussion

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but yeah dstance isnt a kiss curse that's like the worst way to look at that

daring marlin
plush tendon
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spear lame; we know what we want

proper roost
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blizz just doesnt want people camping in dstance while dpsing which u definitely could get away with if there was 0 damage penalty, losing the AA damage is not a big deal

plush tendon
daring marlin
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with nerfed ass spear they gave us I agree

proper roost
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Spear d

daring marlin
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oh we're talking stances again?

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my bad

proper roost
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nevermind

plush tendon
daring marlin
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I was under the impression it was something else not lame

brazen yarrow
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we shouldve been able to pick between all 4 of the shadowlands covenant spells and not just spear imo

plush tendon
brazen yarrow
#

just maybe make them not look shit

brazen yarrow
#

spear is a flashbang

aftershocj is agressively blue

condemn we still have

necro banner could just be any random banner

lusty grotto
proper roost
#

you're doing WHAT

brazen yarrow
#

spear could just be red (warrior color)
aftershock could be red or just cracked floor

uneven mason
#

Red is warrior color?

brazen yarrow
#

ravager

#

red

lusty grotto
#

Lol

plush tendon
#

Warrior is brown sir

#

Red is DK

uneven mason
brazen yarrow
#

dk is kidney stone color

lusty grotto
toxic pewter
#

Kinda would be cool if the ravager talents were badass

plush tendon
#

i agree

#

two capstone talents on that side

toxic pewter
#

Also I think prot should get bladestorm

plush tendon
#

which will never see the light of day

lusty grotto
#

Idk ravager does a metric ton compared to the initial iterations

plush tendon
#

Ravager itself is cool

#

but those two talents choices below it are poop

uneven mason
#

Bfa ravager never again

lusty grotto
#

I guess so

crude notch
#

If your kidney stones are maroon, you got more problems than just well kidney stones

toxic pewter
#

Should be able to throw our shield as a defensive ravager type ability

proper roost
#

they only allowed fury to have the good ravager talents

brazen yarrow
lusty grotto
#

50% parry Yamorino gang lel

crude notch
#

Skyhold on one today.

brazen yarrow
proper roost
#

god u guys are competing for the worst takes

#

ong

crude notch
#

Must be the heat

brazen yarrow
#

me want more button

lusty grotto
brazen yarrow
#

my takes are amazing

uneven mason
daring marlin
#

I think I may get my wish of triple digits today

crude notch
daring marlin
#

at least real feel

brazen yarrow
plush tendon
#

All Wariors should have stoneform baseline!

crude notch
#

We cooking we aiming for 120 real feel

uneven mason
brazen yarrow
#

we raining

crude notch
#

We get the 100+rain tomorrow it'll be banger

brazen yarrow
#

wtf is 120 in cejelsisus

crude notch
#

49

brazen yarrow
#

how do you live

#

???

crude notch
#

I don't

plush tendon
#

it rained a lot last night

#

so the forcast of mid 90s today is now high 80s

#

we gaming bois

brazen yarrow
#

i can barely exist above like

#

33

proper roost
#

well unlike EU we unlocked the secrets of air conditioning

#

so mostly that

plush tendon
proper roost
#

the climate bends to our will

brazen yarrow
#

also our houses have like

#

thicc

#

walls

#

so the temp tends to change slower indoors

#

so we eont really need ac

#

until its hot for weeks

crude notch
proper roost
#

yeah i think he might be thinking of the northwest

#

because yeah PNW generally doesn't have a/c in older homes

#

because it's a very mild temperate climate (usually)

#

northeast definitely does lmao it literally gets cold as fuck in the NE...

#

and hot as hell in NYC and shit

#

Atlantic ocean breeze bay bee

lusty grotto
#

Yeah fuck not having AC, murica baby

plush tendon
#

if you are from a old New England town where houses got dates on them from the 1600s, theres a good chance theres no AC

proper roost
#

ok just stop being poor then

crude notch
#

No AC is a choice

plush tendon
#

and if there is, theres a old window unit you stuff in the closet until it gets way too hot

proper roost
#

they dont got those in europe either

crude notch
#

And that's called an AC still

proper roost
#

a window ac unit

#

is still

#

an ac unit

dusky canopy
#

Currently 69C at my place

proper roost
#

🤯

dusky canopy
crude notch
proper roost
#

why did jordan donowall me on 2v2v2v2 invite yesterday

dusky canopy
#

Big bucks no wammies

crude notch
#

I donowalled you?

#

Oh look at that you pinged me at 1am about it. Oopsie

#

Sorry kanga ilu

round pendant
#

@warm plinth

dusky canopy
#

10/10

toxic pewter
#

Is that some sort of inside joke

round pendant
#

First poofrombutt, then sodomylover

#

and now analjuice

proper roost
crude notch
#

I was

hazy bronze
#

That's a very interesting way of spitting game

proper roost
#

first guilford doesn't wanna key with me anymore

crude notch
#

My discord is on DND so I have to actually look at it to see the notifications

proper roost
#

and now ignored for leggo legs invite

daring marlin
#

???

#

Then I went to BED

dusky canopy
#

What’s sleeping?

proper roost
#

i was raiding last night actually for your information

dusky canopy
#

Ohhh sleeping sleeping,

daring marlin
#

raiding the mega dungeon

dusky canopy
#

Miss that old friend

daring marlin
proper roost
#

but for the next 3 days I am finally not raiding (and then I raid again for 4 days in a row)

crude notch
#

My new trainer says I need to get 8+ hours of sleep a night

dusky canopy
#

Lucky to get 6 here

#

Zzzzz

crude notch
#

No one asked

daring marlin
#

NEW TIRAINER

#

WHO

proper roost
#

is your new trainer that guy from twitter

dusky canopy
#

Disrespect.

crude notch
#

JK Brew ilu

proper roost
#

are you actually gonna get 8 hours a night

crude notch
#

No

#

Although if I start working out again I will

#

That was always the key for me in the past

daring marlin
#

based dean

#

Sleep is the bedrock of any growth

#

Recovery #1!

proper roost
#

well its

#

3 days of normal raid

#

then an alt raid

dusky canopy
#

They trying to kill that OF guy

#

Real quick

proper roost
#

it's not actually 4 days of actual raiding

plush tendon
#

like alt heroic raid

proper roost
#

also i forgot i raid on saturday too but that doesn't count because its like 1 hour

#

yea

dusky canopy
#

No mythic OF

#

You haven’t heard of it?

proper roost
#

i don't actually have to go to my thursday one i just do because it's fun

plush tendon
proper roost
#

oh wait

#

jfc

#

i just remembered i raid sunday too

#

ok so i kinda raid 6 days a week atm šŸ’€

dusky canopy
#

Gamer

plush tendon
proper roost
#

but three of them are 4fun alt raids that i don't need to go to!

#

I can quit anytime I want!!

plush tendon
#

yall trying to finish the tier?

dusky canopy
#

I’m showing up to the power gain raids

#

Otherwise keys is where it’s at

proper roost
#

honestly I feel like reprogging with friends' casual guild adds a lot of enjoyment back into farm

#

if that makes sense

#

(it's not actual reprog but theyve only killed heroic sark like twice)

dusky canopy
#

Oh yeah that’s actually fair

#

Makes raiding more fun

plush tendon
#

Heroic with the bois is a good time

proper roost
#

they're not experienced with it so its fun to have them learn new things

plush tendon
#

Mythic Sark Prog is not

#

6 days of p1 loser death wipes

dusky canopy
#

What’s the mythic changes?

#

I don’t pay attention

plush tendon
#

p1 doesnt change that much tbh

#

but you gotta get hit by fire and frost

proper roost
#

i mean from what I understand, melee DPS on echo and sark is like

plush tendon
#

and its a lot more damage/healing required

proper roost
#

literally braindead lol

#

i mean echo for sure i'm like not doing shit

#

I memorized #5 spots and i'm donezo šŸ˜Ž i just dps the things

#

Now waitge for everyone else to get the fight

#

dont even need to think about cd timings as fury i just send it permanently

lusty grotto
dusky canopy
#

Ohhh so healers have to heal through a lot of of extra damage in p1 since people have to take both debuffs

dusky canopy
plush tendon
#

in p2, anytime you go downstairs, you leave a puddle which is a hole in the ground

crude notch
#

OF is the best fight in the raid don't at me

sick sentinel
dusky canopy
sick sentinel
#

thats the one instantly remember

plush tendon
#

honestly, it really isnt that much different then heroic, its just a very meticulous fight

dusky canopy
toxic pewter
#

Which fight is of

plush tendon
#

just more damage, and early deaths or going off script leads to a bad time

dusky canopy
#

You mean you don’t instantly recognize what we’re talking about Apb?

sick sentinel
#

and someone i knew had his name as donut 3 letter racist term, dunno how he didnt get banned for that

dusky canopy
#

Hmmmmmmm

crude notch
#

Imagine not being as big picture as you think

toxic pewter
#

I think it is meme or something but actually never knew what fight actually discussing

crude notch
#

Only big picture people know what OF is

dusky canopy
#

Lmao

toxic pewter
#

I don’t discuss or chat in memes or anything of that sort

crude notch
#

Your entire life is a meme

#

Gottem

toxic pewter
#

Are you ok

crude notch
#

No

sick sentinel
crude notch
#

This is known

#

Whoa

#

I saw that typo

sick sentinel
#

there i showed ytou my onlyfans

crude notch
#

LMAO

sick sentinel
#

i instantly saw it too

plush tendon
proper roost
#

but yeah idk

maybe I should dial back on my raiding now that I've realized how much of it i do critcake

sick sentinel
#

im like ERRRRR

#

that aint gunna fly

crude notch
#

Kanga we about to have an intervention

crude notch
#

For your raiding problem

plush tendon
#

no time for keys

dusky canopy
#

@toxic pewter Ok ok, some guy came in here yesterday talking about neltharion. And Nim and I assumed he was talking about dungeons. Then we realized he meant Echo OF Neltharion.

plush tendon
#

or league

sick sentinel
#

well, i actually typed a bad word into discord one time now

proper roost
#

well idk

sick sentinel
#

i can say i have did that

proper roost
#

it is 6 days but for 3 of those days its <2h of raiding

crude notch
#

People are dumb you didn't call battle for dazzledorf, battle

proper roost
#

I feel like I spend less time raiding (not counting my real raid days) compared to puggers

sick sentinel
#

im a bit surpriseds a bot didnt evaporate me for that

proper roost
#

every time i've had to pug raid it takes like legit 6x the time to get the same bosses killed

crude notch
#

Same, yogi.

proper roost
#

i did just talk to one of my guildies about raiding friday tho...

#

that would be 7 days...

crude notch
#

Lol

proper roost
daring marlin
#

I gotta do a bunch of keys tonight

crude notch
dusky canopy
#

Have done 0 key this week

proper roost
#

the problem is

dusky canopy
crude notch
#

I have done exactly 1 key

proper roost
#

raiding is like the most time efficient way to fill vault slots on alts

#

like, by a LOT

crude notch
#

And it was to take a picture of my UI

proper roost
#

if i just go to a 2h heroic alt clear, my only tradeoff is i need to go to a scheduled one and bam 3 vault slots

#

as opposed to ~4 keys within 2h

#

my real issue is spending 3 days raiding on my warrior. if i could cut that out i'd have so much free time

sick sentinel
#

only keys im running currently are VP lair and FH (loot)

#

might attempt other keys for io, but i figure it will all go to shit very quickly

dusky canopy
#

Do I keep progging experiments and eventually rashok with the guild or do I jump to echo prog with bear buddies guild on the low

#

The latter is the selfish option ofc

sick sentinel
#

freehold doesn't drop gear, but it does drop the mount

crude notch
#

Raid clear is better for gearing an alt, but 8 +16s gives you 441 so.

daring marlin
#

Wonder what pugging will look like

sick sentinel
#

deeply apologize to anyone that saw my offensive type-o and was offended

lusty grotto
daring marlin
#

hmmmmm

sick sentinel
#

i don't type shit like that random

dusky canopy
crude notch
#

Bear buddy

#

That's my vote

dusky canopy
#

Hell yeah thanks homies that’s all I needed

uneven mason
crude notch
dusky canopy
#

Holy Frick*

#

That’s a cool af Pepe

crude notch
#

That wicked sticker goes all out

#

Holy

#

Track suit and everything

dusky canopy
#

Mb forgot it’s pg in here

crude notch
#

Heck yeah it is

lusty grotto
#

What the heck

lusty tiger
#

The adidas Pepe swag

crude notch
#

No cursing in my Christian Minecraft server

lusty grotto
#

Gosh darn it

vagrant oracle
sick sentinel
crude notch
#

Beef stew whatchu benching

sick sentinel
#

i got the cheap walmart version of those

lusty tiger
#

I got some wicked sunglasses irl

dusky canopy
#

Yo orn I joined that sticker server

vagrant oracle
#

Easier to explain fights you’ve done a few times, callouts and see how other groups do it successfully.

dusky canopy
#

That’s just too good

vagrant oracle
lusty tiger
dusky canopy
#

Pepe swag

#

On point

crude notch
dusky canopy
lusty grotto
#

Inb4 EU members complain about the track suit

lusty tiger
#

Wdym just their style

dusky canopy
#

pimpin ain’t easy

lusty grotto
#

What do they call them again?

dusky canopy
#

Wait

#

That’s not pg

jagged gust
crude notch
#

Jumpers or something

lusty tiger
#

I bet Jakey has one of those in every color

lusty grotto
#

I know brits have a word for track suit users

uneven mason
#

Tried mythic on wends, had a hpal cryquit because the RL said mean things about people who drag beams into other people on the first boss, literally cryquit, wtf is up with these younger generations of gamers

dusky canopy
lusty grotto
#

Ch... Something, not chads

lusty tiger
#

CRY, like into the mic?

uneven mason
#

Yup

jagged gust
#

Imagine struggling on Kaz, not my group who went as far as to pop vantus, nope.

dusky canopy
#

Literal scream I imagine

lusty tiger
#

They obviously never got to cry from being yelled at in baseball practice

dusky canopy
#

@jagged gust have recleared two weeks now with this guild and we kill kazz with like 6 people alive at the end

#

It’s so cringe I hate it

#

Can’t get a decent log

dusky canopy
uneven mason
dusky canopy
#

Lmao

lusty tiger
jagged gust
sick sentinel
#

we got giga rain

crude notch
#

I used to have one of those imalonerwithnofriends nets that'd bounce the baseball back to you

sick sentinel
#

blocked out my neighbours car

dusky canopy
#

YOGSTER

plush tendon
# dusky canopy Hell yeah thanks homies that’s all I needed

I did a similar thing this tier; the raid leader for the guild I had been with for 5-6 years quit the game and we were struggling on Rashok and everything was sort of up in the air. But a spot opened up with a friends of mine's guild where they needed a tank to start Echo... I ended up leaving

dusky canopy
#

That’s a lake fam

plush tendon
#

also helped that the raid times were a hour earlier

crude notch
#

Um we call that fight of here

plush tendon
#

so I was in bed before 12 rather then after

sick sentinel
#

see, there, i was trying to hit a T and i still ended up hitting G, proof its a mistake earlier

lusty tiger
#

Yogi is that actually a lake on the other side of the road?

crude notch
#

Thank you

dusky canopy
vagrant oracle
#

I mean that’s progress.

jagged gust
#

Ontario has a different lake every 200 feet

sick sentinel
#

all the land beside lakes is expensive as fuck

#

naturally

crude notch
#

Y'all out here Geoguessr'ing yogi

dusky canopy
#

It’s ok yogster we all make mistake, I will forgive

lusty tiger
#

Yogi in Vermont or Canada

crude notch
lusty tiger
sick sentinel
#

if i told you, you would know

#

so, clearly, we cant have that

daring marlin
#

Yogi is in Canada

vagrant oracle
#

Yogi what do you put on French fries?

dusky canopy
#

🧠

daring marlin
#

probably a a newfie

sick sentinel
vagrant oracle
#

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

lusty tiger
#

XD

dusky canopy
sick sentinel
#

its called poutine

vagrant oracle
#

Oh yeah. Straight Canadian

dusky canopy
#

That’s not what I call poutine

jagged gust
#

I used to do maintenance on railway infrastructure out in northern ontario, I could stand the rain but wind knocking over 3 million trees and lightning melting bungalows every month got real tiresome

vagrant oracle
#

Bros got that maple blood

dusky canopy
#

ā€œPoutineā€ slayer

uneven mason
daring marlin
#

too many leafs in chat

crude notch
#

Do you have a pet moose yogi

dusky canopy
#

Wait that’s not PG

#

SMH

crude notch
#

Do you lick the maple syrup straight off the tree

dusky canopy
#

Wait no I’m good

lusty tiger
sick sentinel
#

and they way to properly make it is deep fry thick cut frenchfries, and use cheese CURDS, and gravy any gravy but you have to make the gravy more powder to water than water to powder like they do in america

dusky canopy
#

I’ll just say I mean French fries

sick sentinel
#

the reason cheese CURD specifically is cuz it melts over the fries and gravy

lusty tiger
#

Guys making me hungry

crude notch
#

Thanks yogi now I hungy

dusky canopy
#

A curd is solid cheese sir

sick sentinel
#

you CAN do it with normal block or shreeded cheese but it doesn't have quite the same effect

dusky canopy
#

A curd is not melted

uneven mason
dusky canopy
#

You doin it wrong

crude notch
#

Don't boil your turds, it'll stink up the place

uneven mason
#

Wtf thats like the Americanized version

dusky canopy
#

Lmfao

jagged gust
#

the fries semi melt the curds, unless you get those costco poutines then they just squeak in your mouth when you chew em

dusky canopy
#

don’t boil yer turds

#

šŸ’Æ

uneven mason
#

Squeak cheese

uneven mason
crude notch
#

Lol

sick sentinel
#

it should RESEMBLE this

#

not exactly

crude notch
#

Gosh dang

#

Phew almost went not pg

jagged gust
#

god I cant wait to go back to canada, closest thing you can find in a pub in london is fries served with mushed peas

uneven mason
#

St-albert or get that shit off my plate

sick sentinel
#

regular ass fries cheese gravy

#

you will fuck it up

#

and lose freinds

crude notch
#

Whoa

jagged gust
#

then you have the poutinery whos out there serving a whole ass thanksgiving dinner on top of a poutine

daring marlin
sick sentinel
#

mostly what it is used for is a heavy meal during like the spring and fall by like hunters and shit

uneven mason
#

Harvey's has a baller buffalo chicken poutine

daring marlin
#

Which every bar in Wisconsin does

proper roost
#

let me link u this log

#

of my second m kazz kill

uneven mason
uneven mason
proper roost
#

think it was like world 3rd slowest kill

#

at the time

crude notch
#

Pog

proper roost
#

18 deaths on my log

uneven mason
#

Yeah I was like we were getting her to 10% at the 4m mark

proper roost
#

So we had like 4 people alive at the end and i was one of them

sick sentinel
#

its more akin to a mcdonalds meal for red necks if you get it at like a stop on side of road, comes in styrofoam boxe

proper roost
#

🫔

#

fury warrior unkillable

uneven mason
#

Then some fuckwit would panic and drag his laser through 5 people and 4 puddles and then it'd just me standing there

daring marlin
#

Speaking of funny regional dishes

proper roost
#

5 people alive actually and the warlock died like 2s before the end

daring marlin
#

Rochester NY has a goofy one

proper roost
#

so we 4 manned it with 1 healer, me, 2 tanks

#

5 man for the last 3 minutes

crude notch
#

Yo I need to go through each raid fight and get slowest kill. (Obviously can't on Zskarn anymore but)

uneven mason
#

Best takes though are when my cotank sends beacon right after I taunt

vagrant oracle
uneven mason
#

Right

jagged gust
# proper roost

jfc, that's honestly impressive, I'm usually sacrificing myself for the raid kiting for 30 god damn seconds because some asshole dropped a portal midflight to africa

dusky canopy
lusty tiger
#

Poutine sucks give me a loaded baked potato

dusky canopy
#

They good too

lusty tiger
#

Never had putting poutine

daring marlin
#

You just gave me an idea

proper roost
#

without going through every report

daring marlin
#

Loaded baked potato

proper roost
#

it is not that hard actually

daring marlin
#

but greek yogurt instead

proper roost
#

idk

daring marlin
proper roost
#

you just have to search all reports and start manually filtering

lusty tiger
#

Love me some sour cream

dusky canopy
#

The worst thing on KAZ is getting a beam as melee and the frickin* pool is out in narnia

jagged gust
proper roost
#

It's usually some chinese guild though (because they have way more players)

proper roost
#

god bless em the bad chinese guilds do not give up

dusky canopy
#

They do the same shit on experiments in our group, the bleed markers are out in narnia it’s like wtf are we doing????

daring marlin
lusty tiger
#

I have never substituted it probably is pretty much the same

#

What do I get on Uber eats today?

daring marlin
#

cheese stick and nuts

#

maybe a gatorade

jagged gust
#

Similar texture, greek yogurt is a bit thicker, but the flavour is pretty much identical

vagrant oracle
lusty tiger
#

I ran out of actual food and I’m home sick

dusky canopy
#

No shit, I suggested moving the markers significantly closer right so they do it and then the range complained? And some of them continue to walk the bleed out to narnia

#

Frick* your melee I guess

jagged gust
#

aside from like... mm hunter? Is there any reason for ranged to actually be at range? I get avoiding melee swirlies but shit, it's not the hardest thing in the world to disengage/blink away

strong forum
#

No

vagrant oracle
strong forum
#

The only reason a range sits at range is because of less required movement

proper roost
#

around a 15-20 yd range away from the boss is like the ideal ranged positioning on experiments

dusky canopy
#

………

proper roost
#

it minimizes overall required movement

#

the further you are, the more you have to move for the slam

#

the closer you are, the more swirlies you have to dodge

#

so yeah like 15-20 ish yds give or take 5

dusky canopy
#

Literal ass butt in that picture

#

The bad kind

#

Like swamp ass butt

#

Camping for a week

proper roost
#

why are u complaining about a guild ur not even raiding with anymore

lusty grotto
#

SIR

proper roost
#

smh

#

move on with ur life

lusty grotto
#

this is a christian server

proper roost
#

weirdo

lusty grotto
#

what da heck

dusky canopy
#

Lmao I haven’t technically stopped raiding with them

proper roost
#

brew is like "i had this one bad key on week 1"

dusky canopy
#

But you right

proper roost
#

move on!!

lusty grotto
#

you had a heckin bad time

#

its all swell and dandy now

dusky canopy
#

There you go nim

daring marlin
#

@lusty grotto 70 on nimchippy yet?

dusky canopy
#

Christian approved

daring marlin
#

I wanna gear my lock

plush tendon
#

its also weird to separate melee and range when not needed... missing out on all of the aoe healing

proper roost
#

it's not really

#

mostly only prevoker cares about that and prevoker breath is literally

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frontal cone

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so its fine

daring marlin
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wait no I don't

proper roost
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we're very long past the days of healing rain being 90% of rsham healing or whatever

daring marlin
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CDF sux

strong forum
daring marlin
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Warlock shelved til S3

plush tendon
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Im not too familar with healers, but I swear theres gotta be some ground aoe healing stuffs

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like druid grass

strong forum
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Shaman, druid, prevoker, monk

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Paladin

proper roost
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every healer has one now yes

strong forum
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All like stacked up people

proper roost
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but it's not really that big of a deal for overall rot damage

strong forum
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Only one that kinda doesn't care is priest

proper roost
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you're already stacked for everything that matters anyway

daring marlin
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druid grass

proper roost
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like magmorax

daring marlin
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lmao

proper roost
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and everyone's ramp is independent of stack

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even prevoker

lusty tiger
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SMH can’t order unsweetened coffee

crude notch
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Druid grass I'm calling it that for now on

daring marlin
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you mean black coffee?

lusty tiger
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I like milk in the coffee

daring marlin
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or do you adulter it with cream too?

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weirdboi

lusty tiger
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I also like black coffee

crude notch
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Lies.

lusty tiger
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Depends on the mood

sick sentinel
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been trying to get back into diablo 2 tbh

crude notch
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You've already exposed yourself

lusty tiger
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Yeah

crude notch
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JK I love you jeree

lusty tiger
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ā¤ļø

vagrant oracle
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What if you just like, got a bottle of milk with a black coffee and added it yourself?

lusty tiger
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I don’t have any

lusty grotto
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ye milk is good

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cream is yucky

proper roost
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Just go to blizzard workplace, i'm sure you can rustle up some milk

lusty grotto
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LOL

lusty tiger
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Hmmm

lusty grotto
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ez

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inb4 the gif

daring marlin
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???

lusty tiger
crude notch
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LMAO

lusty grotto
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guilford its your duty, you have homelander as avatar

proper roost
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well he is jared

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i mean.................

lusty grotto
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all im saying is guilford and me have the best banners

lusty tiger
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My roommate goes clubbing almost every weekend

daring marlin
lusty tiger
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And now we have covid

crude notch
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False, I have the best banner

lusty grotto
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eww cooties