protection

[brittle owl]

reverts u back to chad

[proper roost]

wands are literally just small staves

and u cant hold em

[uneven mason]

Wands activate from command words, sheesh don't you d&d

[chilly brook]

or watch harry poooter

[lusty grotto]

command dn

[uneven mason]

They're very delicate twigs, Warriors hands are too strong

[sick sentinel]

this show as so lit in 1990

thats what i think of when think about staff lots of time, him

[proper roost]

do u wanna come to my 10 man at least @waxen frigate

[uneven mason]

Teabag kanga

[waxen frigate]

When

[proper roost]

idk when can you come

also you have to tank

[waxen frigate]

Wtf

[chilly brook]

I really should have played ret in wotlk

download WA, press button it says to press ez clap

[brittle owl]

nah

just divine storm everything lul

[chilly brook]

meanwhile you got all these other specs doing degen shit to actually parse properly

[chilly brook]

that's next tier

[lusty grotto]

idk

chipadin does well

[proper roost]

chip dn

[chilly brook]

Maybe I should finish leveling my pally

[lusty grotto]

trying to copy chipadin smh my head

[proper roost]

why do none of my tanks actually play this game so i can push

Sad

[lusty grotto]

its vacation week

as mandated by bolstering fort

[proper roost]

finding a loyal tank is like finding yogi talking sense

it's impossible

bitches be cheating

[south zealot]

wait what

r u old

[chilly brook]

just like finding a healer in LFG

[daring marlin]

chat is bumpin' today

wtf

[chilly brook]

bumpin' dn

[lusty grotto]

chef nimchip is always within reach

just a discord tag away

[daring marlin]

@lusty grotto hello nim let's do keys

[lusty grotto]

i need to do raid reclears :\

[crude notch]

@lusty grotto keys when?

[proper roost]

no you're not your rsham kidnaps you permanently.

[lusty grotto]

LOL

[south zealot]

im 400 ilvl @lusty grotto carry me

[chilly brook]

@lusty grotto keys when?

[lusty grotto]

rsham has a kid, hes not on all the time

[crude notch]

he

kids

hehehehe

kids

[sick sentinel]

we are all old

[crude notch]

Nim is ours

[chilly brook]

Your local skyhold simpvoker is ready for keys

[proper roost]

oh real

maybe.. .u wanna push this week...

😳

[crude notch]

Griff is auto-invite because auggie v

[proper roost]

👉 👈

[lusty grotto]

fort bolstering vacation week

🙂

[proper roost]

no i need 22s

on fort

[lusty grotto]

next week = 👍

[daring marlin]

stop being a baby nim

you're a chad

[proper roost]

22s are vacation stop being a baby nim

[daring marlin]

bolster is free

[crude notch]

ain't no week "bad" anymore

[proper roost]

well idk about the "you're a chad" part

[lusty grotto]

well you aint wrong

[proper roost]

nim pulls like a little baby

[daring marlin]

I'm not feeling the KENERGY FROM YOU NIM

[proper roost]

i wanted to pull for him a few times ngl

[crude notch]

lol

[proper roost]

but

i didn't want to offend him

[lusty grotto]

cant do big NL pull with pebbles

bolstering = dead tank

[crude notch]

kanga you can't flame the guy you're trying to get to do keys with you

[lusty grotto]

😢

[proper roost]

i pull for guilford because guilford doesn't fear

[daring marlin]

HERE WE GO

[lusty grotto]

is ok

[proper roost]

nim just doubted my ability to heal him

it's ok... i understand... sad...

[daring marlin]

I don't want this bullshit

god damn it

[lusty grotto]

can you spare the mark pls

[lusty grotto]

😢

[daring marlin]

pretty much obligated to take mark

23 VP

big

free key

[lusty grotto]

let me see if i can

[sick sentinel]

yt shorts reccomends

[lusty grotto]

quickly do 7 bosses

on 2 characters

and have time before xiv raids

[daring marlin]

ok I'm gonna get

class trinket on warrior and pally

I can feel it

[lusty grotto]

i hope you get dn

[daring marlin]

dreadnaught owns

[sick sentinel]

im gunna get the fh hero track ring with socket and hourglass mega trinket

this time for sure

[daring marlin]

yogi was your vault huge?

did you win bigly?

[proper roost]

just fyi i have had a 441 BDK get instantly oneshot by the 2xservant crusader strikes

[chilly brook]

I guess I’ll go see what’s in my vault

[proper roost]

with bone shield and lichborne up

they hit for way more on a bdk because those hits are blockable

[daring marlin]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DESPAIR

[proper roost]

i'm pretty sure bdk might be the worst tank for fort vp

[daring marlin]

I'm pretty sure that BDK sucked

where was his purg?

and blood shield???

[proper roost]

popped instantly on the first pack with double

because their sure strikes synced

and hit for like 1.2m through armor and wotn

[daring marlin]

yeah that bdk sucked

confirmed

[chilly brook]

Just parry 4head

[proper roost]

we'll see

[daring marlin]

70% parry duh

god I hope I get bodied

that'd be sick

[crude notch]

https://twitter.com/jdotb/status/1683899438228557824?s=20

jb. (@jdotb)

chat: the brackenhide last boss exploit got fixed

me: good, you'll never see me abusing shit like that

chat: bc it's cheating right?

me: no bc we wipe on first boss

Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 5:58 PM

[sick sentinel]

2 aspects and 380 flightstones

[chilly brook]

I guess I know what I'm taking lol

[sick sentinel]

but thats 2 vaults in 1

[daring marlin]

I got socket on pally and warrior

[sick sentinel]

is that trinket good for huntars

[chilly brook]

idk I don't play one

[plush tendon]

I gotta decide if I take a big crit small haste ring on my paladin

I have no crit on him.... so stonks

[chilly brook]

but we take vessel all day everyday

[sick sentinel]

when i was in BFA some hunter joined our guild

[plush tendon]

but also.... I have a socketed haste/vers one

[sick sentinel]

and he didnt want to remove that trinket because "it does pretty good damage"

[proper roost]

u guys doing 20 keys for vaults smh

WEirdos

[sick sentinel]

loosely translate

[south zealot]

its push week

[plush tendon]

depends on the toon; on my DK I go for IO so he gets big boxes

on my war/pal/vdh its 16+

we just fillin the vault ya know

[chilly brook]

I only did one 20 key 😦

baby boi over here

[plush tendon]

I believe in you!

just slam more 16s for aspects

youll be big in no time!

[chilly brook]

we still doin alright tho

[south zealot]

@proper roost come heal this +4

[proper roost]

cant sorry i'm not geared enough

only 435

[brittle owl]

gear is a crutch

[south zealot]

holyyyy

[chilly brook]

on a related note, logs are so borked, thankfully they should hopefully be less jank this week

since pets now work "properly" with aug in logs

[proper roost]

why

blizz fixed?

[chilly brook]

supposedly

https://www.wowhead.com/news/augmentation-evoker-combat-log-support-improved-pet-damage-allocation-and-334280?webhook

pets and damage accumulators

i.e. ignite etc.

[proper roost]

Hmmge

[crude notch]

Time to find out how broken Griff is

[chilly brook]

very broken

cuz I'm bad

[proper roost]

inb4 people are like

"lol omg aug didn't even get nerfed at all their dps went up"

:hmph:

[chilly brook]

I mean we literally got a raid buff lol

[proper roost]

wow players need to be deleted

irl

in minecraft

irl

[brittle owl]

delete urself then

[proper roost]

in minecraft

[chilly brook]

https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/class-tuning-incoming-–-july-25/1636876

this was quite literally a raid buff for us

[modern gazelle]

do you guys use chains on first nelth pull?

or lust first pull then chains the room

[proper roost]

That’s gotta be funnier for being that long griff

[south zealot]

chains first

[chilly brook]

"teehee aug is overperforming let's nerf non raid ebon might and also make them deal more damage by themselves"

there

[modern gazelle]

what are you doing for that?

pull first two, go left, pull those packs/pat and then where?

[south zealot]

whoever decided to buff augmentations damage is cooked

[proper roost]

I feel like we literally already discussed this every day

for neltharus route

GOD

let me get the fucking image

[modern gazelle]

the image doesnt help me

ive looked at routes a hundred times

doesnt show how to pull it just what to pull

[south zealot]

bring the first 2 guys to the left

[proper roost]

#protection message

[south zealot]

OR

[modern gazelle]

or where to pull for chains

[proper roost]

nah choco's route is for bitches

you pull the left side with it too

[chilly brook]

oh hey

[proper roost]

or well

right side

[south zealot]

or you also go over and heroic 2 throw 2

and leap back

[chilly brook]

Darkmech dropped his blood dk guide

[south zealot]

chain is on the circle

[proper roost]

also the healer goes and pulls the overseer while you're doing it

[lusty grotto]

ye make sure you have mini boss 🙂

[proper roost]

and you need to thunder clap everything so it doesnt aggro on healer because healer needs to do like 120k hps because of the 6 hunters you pulled

and you have to kite the entire time on fort because if 10 mobs hit you at once you die

especially if they all come out of chain stun and insta sync melee you

[lusty grotto]

last nelth we tried to do bird pack with ranged and the chain wouldnt hit the warders for some reason

[proper roost]

huh

[lusty grotto]

yeah was weird

[proper roost]

chains never hit wardens

??

wym

[lusty grotto]

the lavatenders were there

[proper roost]

lavatenders are also not whitelisted for chains

only bone toss guys

and hunters

[lusty grotto]

or w/e they're called

[proper roost]

yeah the lava slag pot dudes

they are not whitelisted for chains

[lusty grotto]

🤷

[proper roost]

only the mobs in the two hallways are chain whitelisted, those are hunters and bonetenders or bonemenders or w/e they're called

and trainees

4* mob types (forgot the overseer also counts)

[south zealot]

what if i say i dont b elieve anything u say kanga

[proper roost]

total

[proper roost]

believe dn

[plush tendon]

I feel like in a group key, this makes sense.... but for pugs, I avoid trying to get too much on that first chain

[south zealot]

what i linked is the pug route

[lusty grotto]

thats the standard pug route yea

[plush tendon]

???

well I guess I just pug 17s anyways now

[south zealot]

getting the guys from the other side is still a relatively standard pug route

[plush tendon]

[lusty grotto]

listen if your pugs cant do chains, they dont deserve to time

or hold agro for a big pull for that matter

err

[mighty smelt]

Hi squad. Quick question, in AoE with Avatar up does SS take prio over Revenge? I find SS resets almost between every TC 🙂

[lusty grotto]

like timmy the random mage popping combust on the first 2 wardens for some reason

[south zealot]

ss is always prio

[mighty smelt]

Awesome thanks!

[sand hound]

How does the chains damage even work?
Is it a radius around your character when you touch a mob?
Does the larger the chain mean more mobs effected by damage?
Does it effect all mobs in combat regardless of proximity?

[south zealot]

no clue

[lusty grotto]

radius around the hit mob

[south zealot]

it usually just works and its done

[lusty grotto]

no on larger chain

im unsure on radius, but it does hit a fair distance

[proper roost]

when you drag it across an eligible mob type, it blasts an aoe on and around the mob it triggered on

it's like an 8-10 yd radius it isn't that big

[sand hound]

So just hit nearest mob when you click chains? Or do you try and hit somewhere in the middle

[lusty grotto]

you dont try

you literally just walk into whatever mob

[proper roost]

you try to get the fucking chain debuff off you as fast as possible because it ticks for 100k a second

[lusty grotto]

if they arent grouped up, nbd

^

[sand hound]

I mean, I’ll usually charge to the middle of the group for maximum effectiveness but wasn’t sure if that was overkill.

[lusty grotto]

uhh

charge takes away the chain

you cant use gap closers

[proper roost]

why are u charging anyway you should have the mobs literally right next to the chain

[lusty grotto]

or speed buffs

[proper roost]

idk how u can be actively tanking the mobs and also have to charge into them to chain

my guy has no min range on charge or what

[south zealot]

dude i keep forgetting to pre meta

im so ragey

[proper roost]

[daring marlin]

hah

choco you goldfish

smh

[proper roost]

on an unrelated note good news i signed new lease

today

[daring marlin]

wow grats I think

[proper roost]

my internet is improving croggers

[sand hound]

Stun, kite, chain, charge

[crude notch]

are you forgetting to pre-incarn on your bear too?

[sand hound]

But

[proper roost]

ok no

[sand hound]

I honestly didn’t know charging broke chains

[proper roost]

no to many parts of that

[south zealot]

no

[lusty grotto]

first of all if youre stunning to run away

youre gonna get gibbed lol

you need to stun grab chains hit mob fucking fast

cause you cant block while doing chains

[proper roost]

also you're fucking up hunter positions even more hunters are the ones you need to chain most

[sand hound]

Stunning to groupso I can click chains so I don’t get gibbed

[proper roost]

and the rest of the group needs to chain too so the further you are from the chains the more your group is fucked up

[crude notch]

watch how sense does it in his 28

that's what you should be doing.

[proper roost]

100k dtps on a tank is not that big of a deal

100k dtps on a dps will kill them in 2 seconds because everyone has 2-3 hunter bleeds on them

ur just giga group griefing

if you stun them away from chains

[crude notch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBXyJQ1VdcQ&ab_channel=Sense

[sand hound]

I mean it’s worked for me so far. But I’be only done +22 so I’m sure the higher it’ll become a problem.

[proper roost]

good news btw @daring marlin i read my talents and it turns out freedom does give you a movespeed boost (i thought it was only ret/prot that got it)

[lusty grotto]

well it clearly hastn cause you cant charge

[proper roost]

u can literally clear neltharus at that key level without doing chains lol

i literally did yesterday

"it works for me" yea because...

guy...

[sand hound]

Why are you being toxic lol

Im not trying to argue. You’re reading my tone all wrong

[crude notch]

Kanga the bully

strikes again

[proper roost]

ok true toxic

i simply cry for the healer having to heal chains dmg as the entire group chains

has to run 15 yards

while slowed and bleeding out

tank is like doop dop zippity bop having fun! 😃

healer is like

https://tenor.com/view/sweaty-speedruner-gif-20263880

"man this key is so easy those mobs die so fast" - tonk

real life cam of @south zealot and his healers in NL tyr keys as choco entirely forgets that dargrul is one of the most healing intensive fights in there

[lusty grotto]

i mean im kind of the opposite but id say both are bad

because then im not doing risky pulls and/or shit like that cause to worried about healers

[left basalt]

any vault posts today?

[proper roost]

my guildie tank kept stopping ot check my hpal's mana last week

in keys

It was really triggering

i was like bruh i literally pulled 23 khajin with 60% mana on hpal and i was 100% by the end of it

[lusty grotto]

i mean i dont stop for mana that way, thats way too extreme

[proper roost]

my mana fucking goes up

it's because he's used to playing with a holy priest 💀

[south zealot]

IVE JUST NEVER WIPED ON IT

[sick sentinel]

Me when applying to groups on afflicted week:

[south zealot]

ive wiped dozens more times on worm boss than dargrul

[proper roost]

it's not even afflicted week yogi

[sick sentinel]

i know, but for the future

[lusty grotto]

lol choco

[proper roost]

well yeah because your shit class doesn't dispel poisons from anyone important, just literally the least likely person to die in the whole group

[lusty grotto]

ive wiped dozens more times on dargrul than worm boss

[sick sentinel]

speaking of the worm

[lusty grotto]

ive had dps on 23s that simply do not tunnel add

[proper roost]

i'll never do a NL with a prot warrior griefer ass class stg

[south zealot]

idk mnan its just healer gap

prot does like 20m FREE DAMAGE in that dungeonm WDYMMM

[sick sentinel]

what causes the green tar puddles to go away early

[south zealot]

its not like u need healing for any boss

[sick sentinel]

i had that happen at least once last week i was doing fine, running away, started far, about to hit the green get slowed and it just disappears

[daring marlin]

you absolute buffoon

[sick sentinel]

die and we wipe, bunch of time loss

[daring marlin]

you dunderhead

[proper roost]

dude i thought the 2x freedom talent is what gave the movespeed

[sick sentinel]

i have no idea how you know if its gunna go away or not

[proper roost]

and that talent

LITERALLY doesn't exist in the class tree

for holy

its just an empty slot there

[lusty grotto]

yeah just prot and ret

i noticed you freedoming guilford

[proper roost]

i think it might be actually

[lusty grotto]

xD

[proper roost]

cuz prot and ret gets 30%

but the holy talent only gives 15%

well its worth if you have nothing to freedom

dks are fucking slow bro

[lusty grotto]

i was doing it

[daring marlin]

I am a juggernaught

[proper roost]

jugg these nuts

[lusty grotto]

you were doing it but no speed buff so overwriting mine

😢

[proper roost]

it does give a speed buff we literally just

i literally just

that was the topic of discussion

wtf

[sick sentinel]

freedom is the best movement helping spell in the game

[daring marlin]

pallies own

[lusty grotto]

its wish.com 15%

[south zealot]

do u guys wanna watch me play dh

i feel like headaches will occur

[opaque oriole]

What about tigers lust

[lusty grotto]

TL is the real GOAT

[daring marlin]

lol wtf

they added another tier in league?

emerald?

bruh

[crude notch]

ye

[crude notch]

yo level it out more

[daring marlin]

my shop SUX

[sick sentinel]

did you know the the chaos emeralds in sonic cannot all be emeralds by science reasons i cant quote

[daring marlin]

sion good rest are trash

[south zealot]

gentemen cho is based af

wdym

[strong forum]

Gentleman chogath bis

[daring marlin]

Sett gets another sexy skin

makes sense

[sick sentinel]

emeralds have specific properties and there is a few colors that are rare or would qualify as another gem type

[south zealot]

@proper roost come heal this 5

[strong forum]

Sex sells, more news at 10

[south zealot]

[lusty grotto]

oh god time for anti-dota2 talk, ill be back later

[daring marlin]

duhhhhh nome

[strong forum]

Except Blizzard

[proper roost]

not geared enuf sorry only 442

turn on ur stream tho ill watch

[lusty tiger]

whens 2s

[south zealot]

ur gonna call me a moron lol

i play dh like im on coke

[proper roost]

i already do this

[crude notch]

You're not playing dh right if you're not playing it like you're on coke

[modern gazelle]

this helps a lot, thanks

[crude notch]

yw

glad to help

[modern gazelle]

yeah i saw sense do that, he pulls the entire left room after drop then has ranged pull bird and chain it all

[modern gazelle]

ive watched this a bunch but always too scared to do it in pugs cause people rip agro at start

or i dont get healed

[daring marlin]

oh boy LEGION TIMEWALKING

CAN'T WAIT TO DO EYE OF AZSHARA

[sick sentinel]

only gives 415

hmmm

[uneven mason]

I do eye for the sheer joy of watching the dh try and cliff glide to 2nd boss and get cooked like a mosquito flying into a bug zapper

[lusty tiger]

eye can be fast

with like 3 people w hands and eyes

[sick sentinel]

court is one of the dungeons

[uneven mason]

Like I think theres only one item from normal I could use on most of my characters (and it's beacon)

[proper roost]

kinda bullshit that maw of souls isnt in legion tw

[uneven mason]

It's not?

[proper roost]

nope

[uneven mason]

Huh, guess they don't want 5m dungeons

[proper roost]

no arcway maw of souls, seat, few others

[uneven mason]

Maw, 3 pulls and some loot

[crude notch]

It's like when they fixed the old FH skip strat to not count the dungeon finished until you've killed all bosses. D:

[uneven mason]

[waxen frigate]

@proper roost are we raiding ony tonight

[crude notch]

LOG IN

[waxen frigate]

Need the sword

[south zealot]

its push week

log in

[proper roost]

Fuck no im not doing ony

[waxen frigate]

Wtf

[sick sentinel]

bacon hits for 31.5k in legion TW vs a boss

i just treid

[modern gazelle]

Anyone have a good video of the freehold tech using last boss and 2 tanks?

I want to show a friend

[sick sentinel]

31k is a crit, sorry

[sand hound]

Thanks for that video. That helped a lot.

[proper roost]

who wants to tell him

[lusty grotto]

i think he wants the old version

because he clearly should know

that it doesnt work anymore and hasnt for more than a week

[modern gazelle]

I just want the old vid that they used to do

Idc that it works

[chrome falcon]

oh god

[daring marlin]

that 2v2v2v2 shit was quite possibly one of the dumbest shit I've ever done

[chrome falcon]

not legion timewalking again

[daring marlin]

I wish I could get 15 minutes of my life back

[chrome falcon]

oh in league?

nah that shit owns it's so fun

[modern gazelle]

Just trying to show friend the tech cause he never saw it

[chrome falcon]

is faulty countermeasure going to be bis again

[crude notch]

you can't get it high enough ilvl

[modern gazelle]

If BRD came back, would HOJ be BiS you guys think?

[sick sentinel]

10k ss in tw lol

[chrome falcon]

thank god

[sick sentinel]

was black rook a good key to run?

seems like a solid dungeon

[south zealot]

guys why dont i have the dragonflight portal unlocked on my dh

[sick sentinel]

for 20s?

thats for character only

[south zealot]

no the portal between orgrimmar and valdrakken

[jagged gust]

Does avoidance work on mitigating tank buster frontal cleaves?

[modern gazelle]

Have to do first couple quests to reach DF

If you are 60-61

[south zealot]

definitely not doing any quests

[modern gazelle]

Once in DF you can skip all quests

[south zealot]

im a hearthstone gamer

[modern gazelle]

Just need to ride zeplin

[lusty tiger]

need to play op meta shit

[round pendant]

Bruh this prot warrior who's like 8/9M was in LFR shit talking healers

[proper roost]

r u 60

[south zealot]

60

7-

70

[proper roost]

huh

LMAO YOUR DH NAME

[south zealot]

dh name is goated

body type 2 blood elf

[proper roost]

ok mobile twitch is aids

hf

[south zealot]

yes its so bad

never use

[proper roost]

you are owning

[warm plinth]

@crude notch
Hunter: Tokens
Druid: 441 m/c cloak to replace 424
Warrior: 441 c/h ring to finally replace my annulet
Priest: 441 h/m ring to replace 428 h/c
Paladin: Tokens
Rogue: Tokens

[crude notch]

Nice rings

[warm plinth]

[proper roost]

forget BG3

armored core 6 looks so fucking good

god i need to buy a new gpu for this game

[uneven mason]

Oh shit a AC game on PC

[uneven mason]

I put probably 1000 hours into the original

[uneven mason]

What am I looking at

[south zealot]

pug i have for a +6

[uneven mason]

Bruh

Send them here

[crude notch]

don't be that person

[remote venture]

No bully

[south zealot]

theyre gaming not gonna do that

[lusty tiger]

sonic boom owns

[uneven mason]

No bully, I see a confused soul in need of

[proper roost]

ya havent u seen the new ac6 footage

theres gameplay footage and shit now

it looks beautiful

[lusty grotto]

i hope, for your sake, you're baiting

[uneven mason]

I haven't looked at a playstation title since 2003

[proper roost]

https://youtu.be/m5cxXmbSIks

[lusty tiger]

ye it's a joke

[proper roost]

it's not an exclusive

if you watch this muted theres a ton of non spoilery gameplay footage

[uneven mason]

I know that's the shocking part

[proper roost]

i mean, depends what u consider a spoiler ig

but

i've never played AC so i don't really think the story actually matters

[uneven mason]

Because all the other ac games were console only

[proper roost]

ur just mech dude fighting other mech dudes w/e

But yeah just scroll ahead

[uneven mason]

Literally doesn't

It's a fast paced mech combat sim

[proper roost]

go to 18:00

on the video

And turn up the resolution

creaming myself rn looks so fucking good

[lusty grotto]

story in a fromsoft game?

lol

id say elden ring is the only one that has somewhat of one

and thats saying a lot

people are still decyphering the bloodborne story

[proper roost]

omg the music that kicks in on the endboss of chapter 1 too

[warm plinth]

man come the fuck on

what is wrong with people

[proper roost]

HOLY fuck

[pallid quiver]

There is story, but, particularly in the older titles, it's obtuse as fuck and mostly all background. Traditionally in AC, you're just a mercenary taking contracts, usually not influencing much other than merc rivalries

[proper roost]

so good

the music

pog

[pallid quiver]

but ghash that's a legend name

[warm plinth]

It's fucking stupid

[pallid quiver]

So like the world and what's going on with it usually isn't in focus at all, because it's not your viewpoint. AC4 and its sequel are the two biggest ones that go against this, but most others do have plot, but it isn't the general focus

[round pendant]

What? his name is Poo and he's from Butt Lane

[proper roost]

god the visuals

look so good

[south zealot]

ghash how do u feel about egirlchoco

[proper roost]

this one is a great name though tbh

[pallid quiver]

I'm gonna have to look at that video, since from what I remember, it felt more AC4 than the earlier ACs, which hurts me in the heart i'll still play it

[south zealot]

dude ive played for an hour

and i have a raging headache

[warm plinth]

I'm not outright disgusted by it, but I did roll my eyes so hard they disappeared for a sec.

[crude notch]

smh

kanga got a poop fetish

[warm plinth]

Jordan with the out of context screenshot lmfao

[proper roost]

idk what being more like AC4 means but its fast

wheres my pacific rim game tbh

[waxen frigate]

Where’s my happiness

[crude notch]

my dk is feasting on this heroic run

holy

[proper roost]

feast on dn

bbl

[lusty tiger]

https://open.spotify.com/album/0xdUCpZlDLH2bmfmYq2Aei?si=JLeS-Vq1RR2OnIW-IiF3Fg

[warm plinth]

@crude notch I think my warrior's stat breakdown is trying to tell me to play prot again

[daring marlin]

fuck man

anvil owns

[lusty tiger]

how does that work?

also arent trinkets supposed to be little doo-dads that are flavor pieces from bosses, but now we've got people carrying entire anvils around

[daring marlin]

It's a "pocket" anvil

you foolish fool

[south zealot]

you can also carry a fucking black hole in your pocket apparently

[lusty tiger]

xD

[daring marlin]

keeping the 5 stack is pretty ez

[crude notch]

nelth

i need everyone to pray

for my weppy

🙏

[round pendant]

https://old.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/159b22a/stop_voting_to_kick_in_leveling_dungeons/

????? I literally did levelling dungeons from 10-70 and didn't see a single person get kicked other than a guy who dc'd for 5 minutes

[lusty grotto]

time to visit x

o

im sorry i meant twitter

[lusty tiger]

theres alway some lazy bones doing nothing every few dungeons

or like taking a break every other pack

[crude notch]

it happens i've had people get kicked because the tank wasn't pulling the whole dungeon

i've seen people in HERE say they'd kick people for it

so

[round pendant]

fascinating

[sick sentinel]

people will VTK for any reason

again, join LFR more often

[south zealot]

if a vote happens everyone just hits yes

[lusty tiger]

vtk tank only if youre willing to wait for another lol

[sick sentinel]

no,, a bit wrong

[lusty tiger]

otherwise youll be done sooner if the guy is going slow

[sick sentinel]

in lfr, if you can get the VTK prompt Y/N

90% times, hes gone

[lusty tiger]

in lfr theyre probably not taunting and dont speak english

or not responding

[sick sentinel]

then they cant be kicked for another 2 hrs

[lusty tiger]

and after 2-3 lfr wipes hes gotta go

[dusky canopy]

Ahem, that’s Xeet sir

[crude notch]

yeah imagine not speaking english. smh.

Only 83% of the world doesn't speak english, but like could you imagine.

[sick sentinel]

thanjk god pings

[lusty tiger]

imagine playing on an english speaking server and not using a translator

[sick sentinel]

need raid pings

taunt cuz 2 tanks

[dusky canopy]

Bro smh I wish I spoke more than just English

[crude notch]

why am i not shocked that the guy that said you're funding the war would also be a bigot.

[lusty tiger]

how is that bigoted

[proper roost]

i would kick a tank for pulling slow in leveling dungeons (i wouldnt, u dont need a tank)

[crude notch]

your parenthetical is so true lol

[dusky canopy]

Just pull for them

[lusty tiger]

if we cannot communicate- and youre making mistakes, this isnt working

[crude notch]

But why is it on them to speak english, but not on you to speak their language?

[lusty tiger]

because that is the language most world of warcraft content is in

[dusky canopy]

Don’t mind the 20 language clients

[lusty tiger]

ok how many fully translated wowhead guides are there?

in all 20 languages

[proper roost]

Translate dn

[south zealot]

whats dn

[waxen frigate]

Well, 19 languages and fr*nch

[south zealot]

bro i got declined to an 8

[dusky canopy]

They probably worried about your threat

[proper roost]

lmao owned

[south zealot]

they dont know who i am

ragey

[crude notch]

HOLY SHIT

[proper roost]

i'll carry your dh on my warrior

in approximately 3 hours

🙂

[south zealot]

i have raid in 3 and a half ish hours

[crude notch]

AIN"T NO WAY

[proper roost]

just don't go to raid

you're not winning ashkandur anyway

[lusty tiger]

i also never said this

[south zealot]

im the last one that can equip akshandur

[waxen frigate]

Ok now I’m curious as to what languages are supported by the client

[proper roost]

it's not gonna drop

[south zealot]

it wont

but

what if it does

[proper roost]

then your tanks can get it for offspec

or your holy pally

[south zealot]

oh fuck nvm

rigg is on his dk for it i might lose roll

[proper roost]

lol riggnaros still plays? wtf

is that guy still a gigatilter

[waxen frigate]

YOURE SMITING WHILE PEOPLE ARE DYING

[crude notch]

#protection message

[south zealot]

nah hes always been a chill gamer since ive been here

[proper roost]

wow

people do change

Poggers

[crude notch]

DONT EVER DO THAT

[dusky canopy]

Who’s the guy that screams at his raid on twitch?

[modern gazelle]

what would you guys take? I can catalyst helm for 6ilvl, axe is decent for dps specs, or grapnel for m+, or just take coins and socket something.

The sims really dont increase damage by that much for anything lol

[waxen frigate]

Sean, probably

In terms of infamous raid leads

[crude notch]

Is TMSean still around lol?

[dusky canopy]

Black hair I think where’s the orange gaming glasses

[waxen frigate]

Yes

[waxen frigate]

Oh that’s Gromnak

[south zealot]

yeah

his guild just died though

[waxen frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/gromnak-gif-22401493

[dusky canopy]

Yes!

[waxen frigate]

Gang activity died?

[modern gazelle]

leaning towards catalyst helm

[south zealot]

well no

[crude notch]

TMSean have a guild last a full expansion challenge (impossible)

[dusky canopy]

That guy cracks me up lmao

[south zealot]

gang activity is alive

[waxen frigate]

Real

[south zealot]

but sean isnt in there

[waxen frigate]

🤔

What’s he doing now then

[lusty tiger]

how does wanting to kick somebody inting the raid who also will not/cannot communicate for instructions in any way make me a bigot?

[dusky canopy]

Lmfao

“yer not pushin shit”

Toxic not entertaining btw

[waxen frigate]

“Get pushed out of the guild” is the best quote from that video

Actually so witty

[minor helm]

ur dropping all the bombs ur screens lighting up

[waxen frigate]

As toxic as Gromnak is he’s genuinely really funny

[dusky canopy]

Totally

[waxen frigate]

And good at improvised comedy

https://youtu.be/_f8sXvDDd8g

I don’t understand ANYTHING he’s saying

[lusty tiger]

oh u cant understand chinese

ur a bigot

[waxen frigate]

😒

Don’t drag me into ur shit

[strong forum]

gromnak

is bis

[south zealot]

https://www.twitch.tv/riggnaros_gg/clip/ShakingKindSardineKAPOW?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time

[crude notch]

that's not at all what i said jeree, but pop off king

[dusky canopy]

Hard agree about gromnak

Guy is hilarious

[strong forum]

gromnak isnt toxic, cuz hes just venting, not actually going at a person

still considerate

[crude notch]

he quite literally is going at a person

what

[lusty tiger]

i think you need to virtue signal elsewhere- you can even dm but i dont appreciate being slandered on a public discord

[crude notch]

lol

[dusky canopy]

Think he’s holding the mute button?

[crude notch]

Who's virtue signaling?

How am I virtue signaling?

[strong forum]

he never goes off in voice chat, only to stream

[dusky canopy]

Ahh that’s fair then

Toxic behavior though fam

[waxen frigate]

Except for the improved rally incident

[dusky canopy]

That’s not entertaining member

I member

[strong forum]

idk im an easy going person

i'd like to think

[dusky canopy]

Same homie same

[strong forum]

could be wrong though

[dusky canopy]

Just trying to have a good time as many times as I can

Know what I mean

[waxen frigate]

https://youtu.be/ZzitoTT14xg

Bis Riggnaros clip

[dusky canopy]

Oh shit I haven’t heard of this guy nish

[waxen frigate]

Also holyyy that’s over 10 years old now

[dusky canopy]

Isn’t that a mop raid?

Totally is tot

Right?

[waxen frigate]

Yes that’s mop but idk the raid

[strong forum]

ye its tot

[crude notch]

nish was like 8 y/o when that raid came out

[south zealot]

even i know thats tot

[waxen frigate]

I was like

13

[crude notch]

same thing

[south zealot]

i was like 8

[lusty tiger]

this video is awesome

[strong forum]

actual bebi

[waxen frigate]

Idk I didn’t even have a pc

I had a 2002 mac

Played KOTOR and rollercoaster tycoon

[strong forum]

everybody played RC tycoon

[lusty tiger]

this video is so much energy for a 10 man

[waxen frigate]

Riggnaros was a pioneer tbh

[strong forum]

yeah its super cringe

[waxen frigate]

Like as cringe as a lot of stuff with him is

He was a pioneer

[strong forum]

could be idk

i didnt pay attention to pve until late legion

was pvp andy from late wrath until legion

[waxen frigate]

AFAIK he was the first person to livestream high end raiding like that

[chilly brook]

I kick myself on the daily for not playing mop

[strong forum]

when they killed pvp

i regret not doing challenge modes

[chilly brook]

Pretty sure not the first

[crude notch]

brew CMs were a vibe

[lusty tiger]

this part is god tier https://youtu.be/ZzitoTT14xg?t=225

[strong forum]

this is also part of why 10 man itself isnt a good format anymore

[lusty tiger]

wuuuut

how come

[strong forum]

12 or 15 is better

cuz a) optional 3rd healer
b) more dps

2 healer 2 tanks 6 dps is just a shit format for actually tuned correctly content

[lusty grotto]

but xiv does 2 healer 2 tank 4 dps

and there are dps breakpoints

[strong forum]

yeah but xiv has an entirely different system how it handles encounters

[lusty grotto]

as in, you can push past mechanics

so its entirely possible to do 1 healer fights

[lusty tiger]

i could get down on 12

the logic is sound tho nome

[strong forum]

afaik healing in ffxiv is entirely off-gcd based an not a constant flow of ticking dmg that needs to be healed

[lusty grotto]

idk i see what youre saying but that's just on them to tune fights correctly

uhh

no

[strong forum]

thats what i was told

[lusty grotto]

these past 2 tiers have bleed damage on all raidwides and tank busters

[south zealot]

that sounds bad to me

[lusty grotto]

its quite good, thats why i still do it

but again

[strong forum]

lost ark does 6-2

[crude notch]

The Race to World First movie is fooking 10 years old now and that blows my mind.

[lusty grotto]

we're talking about 10m not 8m for WoW

my point is 10m seems generous enough

[crude notch]

Blood Legion the only US guild worth a damn before Limit/Liquid

[strong forum]

with how raids are designed currently idk

having only 6dps feels off

[lusty grotto]

of course

i agree it cant be done with the current raids

[strong forum]

for heroic ofc 2/2/6 is enough

cuz healing checks dont exist

[lusty grotto]

or at least the current phylosophy

[strong forum]

or dmg checks

[lusty tiger]

theres like 3 dps needing to do raid mechanics at a given time which in a 10man is too low downtime or else it is too boring only having 1 guy do the mechanics

[chilly brook]

XIV raiding is pretty good actually

Healing also is comfy enough

[strong forum]

to me its just the balance of things right, cuz you can play 2/2/10 even

and its actually easier

than 2/2/6

if all dps are good

hell we did heroic 2/1/7 at one point up until sark

[chilly brook]

On top of that the community actually expects healers to DPS

[strong forum]

yeah like

[chilly brook]

It’s crazy

[strong forum]

in ffxiv healers and tanks are a huge contribution to meeting dps checks

when in wow you kinda dont

[lusty tiger]

imagine

the fun they must be having

[strong forum]

but somehow wow is toxic for expecting tanks and healers to dps

[cinder nova]

Am I crazy for pulling the cloudburst and assassins together before the 1st dragon in VP?

[chilly brook]

I mean you can but people are too happy to do status quote with tanks and healers in WoW

[cinder nova]

I usually pull one side w/assassins then go up the other after they're dead and do the same

[strong forum]

if its only 2 assassins, no

[cinder nova]

then dragon and over bridge

[south zealot]

in a pug i wouldnt

[cinder nova]

Yeah that's what I thought like ???

There's no damage except for assassins

[south zealot]

but its not crazy

[strong forum]

its pretty standard

[cinder nova]

And if a burst goes through it's a wipe anyway

[strong forum]

for high keys

[cinder nova]

THAT'S

WHAT I THOUGHT

[south zealot]

what key level did you do that in

[cinder nova]

22

People just letting cloudburst go through

And somehow blaming the pull like

[strong forum]

yeah thats a them issue, not assassin issue

[cinder nova]

??? dude there's no damage in this pull except assassin

[strong forum]

you have kicks for assassins and stuns for cloudburst

[chilly brook]

Like if you have two tanks cranking 70k single target instead of both doing 40k on a boss that’s a huge difference in fight timings in WoW

[strong forum]

they only cast cloudburst once

when they reach 50% hp

then never again

[south zealot]

WAIT

REAL?

[strong forum]

ye

[cinder nova]

I mean I don't even kick assassins, I stun one near the time they jump so they don't combo someone

[strong forum]

they dont recast cloudburst

[crude notch]

Also just make your dps stand under a pillar than the assassin does no damage

[strong forum]

unless maybe they live forever and ever

but you only need to stop each cloudburst mob once

and its always at 50% hp

btw

its not on a timer

so if you get all of them to 50% at the same time, 1 shockwave is enough

and youre bing chilling for the rest of the pull

[daring marlin]

gigabrain nome

this is why he's orange

[strong forum]

bro that takes like 1 pull to notice

[daring marlin]

:^)

[strong forum]

you see 8 mobs

[daring marlin]

I never did tbh

[strong forum]

and they all start casting curiously at the same hp%

[daring marlin]

Makes sense now that you say it but people are weird with their CDs/damage and you got random ass cloudbursts going off.

[crude notch]

Also if you can find a spot on the beginning one similar to this you can have the assassins do no damage by having your dps stand under this ledge

[strong forum]

thats fixed afaik

heard somebody talk about it in a high key

[crude notch]

did they fix it this week then?

[strong forum]

with 10.1.5

still got slapped by assassin despite rubbing back against pillar

[crude notch]

Except they were doing it this weekend in TGP

[south zealot]

ive never gotten it to work

[torn gulch]

mass fear shockwave and your kick is enough to completely control that cloudburst pull

[strong forum]

not hugging pillar

hugging pillar but still slapped

not hugging pillar

[crude notch]

True they're under the ledge for no reason whatsoever

hmm

hmmm

[lusty grotto]

they also did it on the railing

iirc

[crude notch]

ye

[lusty grotto]

cause theres theres a skybox there

[strong forum]

i guess

[crude notch]

I hope they make AA tyrannical during groups this week so we can see the self-healing from bears

[warm plinth]

what do you mean they're standing there for no reason whatsoever

[south zealot]

but fort lashers with auggie fire and spriest

[warm plinth]

Looks like it's working to me?

[crude notch]

twas my point, yes

MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE AHHHHHHH

[warm plinth]

I did find that if the tank pulls them too close to where you are that it won't work though

[dusky canopy]

Hi ghash

Did you try bald?

[warm plinth]

I had a tank stand like in my face once and they were still hitting me but as soon as he pulled it away it worked

like just a few yards

No lol

[dusky canopy]

SMH

Get on it king

[crude notch]

i swear my dk got everything except ashkandur from raid just now >_<

[warm plinth]

The problem is that I have psoriasis, and I don't know how bad that's gonna look. I don't have it as bad as a lot of people but it could still look really bad

[dusky canopy]

Well yeah that algorithm gotta keep you playing Jordan

[warm plinth]

I don't have it on any of the area that's currently bald

[crude notch]

algorithm is doing the opposite of keeping me playing if it's not giving me loot :angy:

[dusky canopy]

Fair enough but all I’m saying is you’d rock it broski

[dusky canopy]

So true

Lack of bis loot decreases incentive to play

[lusty tiger]

i think ghash bald would be sweg

[crude notch]

Raid and league at the same time, let's go

[lusty tiger]

that is one disgusting screenshot

[waxen frigate]

I still win from yesterday

[dusky canopy]

A true gamer

Yes

[lusty tiger]

oh god

[dusky canopy]

[lusty tiger]

classic and tiktok stream

that is def the filthiest

[lusty grotto]

Nish are you one of those ASMR dudes

[waxen frigate]

No

[lusty grotto]

if so i have a question

[lusty grotto]

ok is anyone here?

[waxen frigate]

I’m gonna make the ultimate cursed screenshot later

[waxen frigate]

Ok wait

I’m not one of those ASMR dudes

[lusty grotto]

cause i just dont understand the appeal of it

[waxen frigate]

But there is a genre of ASMR I enjoy

I like barbershop ASMR

[lusty tiger]

what is that

[lusty grotto]

hmm...

[dusky canopy]

Hey look it’s me, 5 sign ups shit posting with you guys

[crude notch]

I've listened to asmr to fall asleep ever since the military, yes.

[waxen frigate]

Not roleplaying barbers or anything just straight up barbershops

[dusky canopy]

10/10 rping

[lusty grotto]

is it like shop talk?

[waxen frigate]

No there’s usually little to no talking

[south zealot]

just the sounds of beard shaving

[waxen frigate]

I’ll grab an example

[lusty grotto]

bro why

[south zealot]

its interesting

[waxen frigate]

Specifically Turkish and Indian barbers are bis

[south zealot]

i dont watch the videos for the sound exclusively

[waxen frigate]

There are some great Japanese barbers too though

[lusty grotto]

ok but

[dusky canopy]

Audio Sounds Make Reeee

[south zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j3HaWVzgKBA

[dusky canopy]

????

[lusty grotto]

do any of you listen to any ASMR for like an hour?

[proper roost]

You literally bought $175 worth of tiktok credits to spam to npc streamers

[waxen frigate]

https://youtu.be/MU5Vb68kchU here’s one of my favorite channels

[waxen frigate]

Ok I bought 74 cents

[lusty grotto]

like how are these ASMR streams yielding so much cash

im so out of touch with it

[proper roost]

x

[waxen frigate]

See for me this is too well produced

There needs to be an air of shittiness to it

[lusty grotto]

i gotta get a haircut before friday

im rocking the kramer look

[crude notch]

what about white noise machines or like ocean sound machines? @lusty grotto

those are also ASMR

[lusty grotto]

my barber went from 16 bucks to 27 bucks im like what the fuck

[waxen frigate]

Indians blasting their horns while some dude gets a shave in a shack on the side of the road then a massage that looks incredibly painful

[south zealot]

i want wendys

[dusky canopy]

Baconater 🐐

[waxen frigate]

Wendys nuts gonna be in your mouth