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sleek current
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Occasionally, it's inconsistent.

lusty grotto
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if youre in azure span, you regonna get lagged

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due to the pvp world quest

cinder nova
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Cobalt?

cinder nova
lusty grotto
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because blizzard's infrastructure is crap

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did you not ever do nazjatar with WM on?

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this has been the case forever

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mass pvp lags instances

warm plinth
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I have WM off and Azure Span still lags for me (or at least it was last night)

lusty grotto
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yeah even if you have WM off

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the pvp world quest is there

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so you will lag regardless

warm plinth
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Ah

cinder nova
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Also is it me or are some mining nodes straight up in the ceiling

sleek current
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Floor, wall, ceiling... Who knows.

loud patrol
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beneath the earth+

lusty grotto
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typical for new launches

sleek current
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I found one of them clipped into the side of a wall inside of a waterfall with no potential to get it.

lusty grotto
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are you new S.?

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because you were talking about vanilla

cinder nova
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No, I've been playing since 05

lusty grotto
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im just surprised this is something new to you

cinder nova
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But I haven't seen this kind of jank in a while.

prisma crane
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does anyone have a chart of the ilvl thresholds for reward breakpoints?

warm plinth
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I saw a bear inside of a giant tree stump too

lusty grotto
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ever single expansion theres nodes under and over

warm plinth
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What kind of rewards

cinder nova
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I never got that with SL tbh.

warm plinth
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Like WQs?

cinder nova
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And I was double gatherer.

prisma crane
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like from weeklies, rares, WQs, etc, yea

cinder nova
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And I gathered for all my pots, flasks, and legendary vessels.

warm plinth
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No, because Blizzard is insanely inconsistent with those

prisma crane
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someone has to have made one by now

warm plinth
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You can have two people with the same exact ilevel and one person will get a higher reward than the other person

cinder nova
warm plinth
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I've seen it happen firsthand

cinder nova
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If it's close and you find it.

sleek current
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I'm going to need to set that up. Just no idea where I'll put it. Lol.

wide pilot
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has anyone played around with th Primal Ritual Shell trinket?

dry tide
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Is stance dancing a thing in dragonflight for prot warriors?

cinder nova
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Dancing? Not really, not in the way the phrase had birthed it.

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We barely touch Def unless we're getting hammered and you're unlikely to see that until deep, deep M+ keys or bleeding edge prog.

spring holly
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stance dancing is not required because prot warr is op so you can sit in battle

dry tide
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Ok awesome thank you

cinder nova
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Man you're in for a rude awakening when you hit actual content.

cerulean tusk
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You will get used to when you got to jump in and out, what hits needs that bonus 20% or not. Live and learn CatjamR

wide pilot
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when u think ur spec is op because u can pull big in a 0 lol

spring holly
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lol I'm just joking around, but in an honest note I feel like prot warr is not SS tier in m+ only because it lacks some top tier utility

dry tide
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Any macros for quickly switching between stances?

sleek current
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Top tier utility? Like what? BR?

cerulean tusk
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No heroism sadge

dry tide
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Ok will do

sleek current
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Disrupting Shout, Intimidating Shout, Stormbolt, Shockwave, Shield Charge. All except the first being a part of our base kit now. ๐Ÿ˜„

wide pilot
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shield charge is part of our base kit?

sleek current
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Why wouldn't you run SC right now?

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I meant base kit in terms of everyone including their nan will be able to pick these talents. Apologies.

wide pilot
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ah

sleek current
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It's only gone and happened. I got Girdle of the Crumbling Sanctum from Tomb of Sargarus. I fear to check my runs. Lol

loud patrol
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lovely

novel temple
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Jesus Christ, thatโ€™s a chode

sleek current
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It's in the tree.

loud patrol
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jesus even with mounted mining you cant reach it

sleek current
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Yep, nothing to stand on. ๐Ÿ˜‚

novel temple
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Wait, you can mine while dragon riding?

limpid pawn
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did like half the mythic dungeons under 310 ilevel easily

sleek current
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Yeah, it's the last skill of the "Mining Process" skill

loud patrol
limpid pawn
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m+ farm begins this next tuesday?

novel temple
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Same with herbalism,

sleek current
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Gave it a whack but, was a no go. Didn't want to waste time on it. ๐Ÿ˜‚

loud patrol
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lol

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weird thing is have found so many bugged nodes

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but 1 bugged plant

mellow quartz
cobalt seal
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Mining is usual in 'extreme' places

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So they clip to invisible walls

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While plants are usually in the open

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Less likely to get bugged

fossil wind
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anybody know anything about embellishments?

sleek current
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What are you wanting to know?

fossil wind
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what's available/what the effects are/whats good

limpid pawn
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for blacksmithing, you think going weaponsmithing is the way at least at the start?

cobalt seal
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So just wait

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If you want to read

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Maybe wowhead has something about it

nova prairie
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I can tell you that armor smithing leaves you stranded after 60. The only thing left that will give me skill is primal stuff which requires the Spark of Ingenuity. I'm farming rep, hoping their recipies will give me points again

fossil wind
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thing is i can't seem to find exact effects of a lot of the embellishments

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seems like theres not much info out

nova prairie
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if you hover over the embellishments, the tool tip says what they do (though it doesnt give numbers)

slim dove
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3x matrix's from my m0 clear

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wtf

fossil wind
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yeah but in a lot of cases it just has no useful info

warm plinth
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@potent anvil @shut summit hello wonderful friends, I hope you are both enjoying the new expansion so far! Dragonriding is so much fun for me! deswind

fossil wind
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and some like the toxified armor patch don't really tell you anything

warm plinth
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wdym it infuses the item with the essence of decay, how much more specific do you need it to be?! ๐Ÿ˜

lusty grotto
nova prairie
pallid quiver
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i just wish alchemy didn't tell me to fuck off every 4 hours and take more HP from me than an entire Mythic dungeon

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My only feelings on profs right now

nova prairie
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I'm hopping a bg will drop a pvp recipie soon. I dont know if it will help me level, but they have a higher skill requirment than expidition armor

limpid perch
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Any recommendations for a decent website with just dot point boss notes I can keep up on the side while learning mythics this week ?

limber galleon
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Hey prot warriors! I want to get more into tanking this expansion, Iโ€™m on the fence between prot war and VDH; what are the real differentiators between the two that might make you like or hate either haha? Thank you!

cobalt seal
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Vdh sucks and pwar doesnt

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Vdh is getting fucked by havoc

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Pwar isnt

warm plinth
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๐Ÿ˜‚

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I heard you can't even cancel Immo Aura now because Havoc was cancelling it for something exploit-y

cobalt seal
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Correct

urban portal
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whats the exploit

cobalt seal
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Canceling it to trigger ragefire

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When it was max dmg

urban portal
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ah i see

cobalt seal
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Or something like that

urban portal
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i didnt know there was a cap to ragefire

lusty grotto
cobalt seal
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I might be wrong on the details

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But the fix was because of ragefire

lusty grotto
warm plinth
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I don't think it's really a problem so far this expansion but it could very easily be one at some point

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Like not being able to cancel Immo Aura in TD for example is just troll

cobalt seal
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Doesnt really matter

nova prairie
lusty grotto
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yes but leveling doesnt give much, its not required

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further from 50

warm plinth
lusty grotto
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you will get to 100 by crafting slowly

cobalt seal
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Like 8s

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So just wait a bit

warm plinth
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yeah just a minior inconvenience

rancid herald
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Thinking of switching from orc to belf. I know itโ€™s early but I feel like Iโ€™d get a lot of value out if arcane torrent in these dungeons. Any advice?

cobalt seal
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Play whatever race you like the mosy

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Racials dont matter

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Its all looks

neon elk
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Is there any point to have ability on ravager to throw it where i want? Or should i just make a mcaro to auto throw it under me ??

cobalt seal
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Yes you want a cursor macro

lusty grotto
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/use [@cursor][] Ravager```
neon elk
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Tyty

lusty grotto
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but keep in mind that ravager has a max range

tawny kiln
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hmm, am I using ravager wrong? feels like whenever I use it, the things I'm attacking are right in front of me anyways

lusty grotto
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no you arent using it wrong

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its just in case he wants to yeet it for a pull or whatever

tawny kiln
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ah gotcha

lusty grotto
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if that's not the case then [@player] might be best instead of [@cursor]

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he didnt specify so i just assumed he wants to aim it still

tawny kiln
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๐Ÿ‘

coral marsh
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guys what are the easiest m+0?

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to do with low gear

warm plinth
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idk I didn't think any of them were particularly difficult

cobalt seal
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All

covert topaz
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anyone know a rare that drops a 1h?

warm plinth
covert topaz
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tyty

solemn magnet
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Are those daily or weekly?

warm plinth
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daily

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like every other rare

cobalt seal
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They rotate

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So they might not be up tomorroe

coral sonnet
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Hey guys are the FAQS updated for df? Looking to get into prot tanking for m+ and Iโ€™m clueless

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first time tanking

lusty grotto
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if youre tanking for the first time i recommend Icy Veins guide written by Mwahi whos a mod/theorycrafter of this channel

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wowhead's guide is also decent and the author hangs around in the channel as well

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after you've gone through either of those you can then check out the pins here

neon elk
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Have anyone tried pwar in pvp? Is it viable?

lusty grotto
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not yet but #pvp might have more info

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as a former arena junkie i absolutely dislike tanks in anything but rated BGs

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and honestly im almost positive VDH might be the winner for flag carrying

proud dock
lusty grotto
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as in what

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who?

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as in tanks shouldnt have a place in rated content besides rbgs

proud dock
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tanks in pvps/flag carrier

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oh ok

lusty grotto
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im confused

proud dock
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nvmd

lusty grotto
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i share the same feelings as people that complain about them in solo queue basically

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if there was some sort of competitive siege mode with collision like DAoC or warhammer... that could change my opinion. But until then, my opinion is tanks should only stick to rBGs

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we have 2 other great specs for proper pvp though

compact jackal
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Oh hey, WoWhead has the helm PPM, 3.5

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belt is 3, so helm is the better embellishment?

ionic fern
dire dagger
warm plinth
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as long as the rare is up that day. Most rares are up all the time with a daily lockout. The "super rares" are also daily loot lockout but they aren't up every day necessarily

fast knot
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I thought Lancer was tied to the event for Dragonkeep but there is either a sharding issue with him spawning or the event just skips him sometimes

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Of course my boosted ass had Fury loot table on and got the damn spear sadge

lusty grotto
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in my experience he always spawns after a siege

fast knot
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Some guildies were waiting and the event ended and then just went back to an hour for timer

neon elk
fast knot
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I saw that in action keks

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Thankfully I avoided getting any off pieces other than lance

compact jackal
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Armor spikes are 1.1+haste

ionic fern
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Ah, okay.
Gotta keep in mind tier tho.

compact jackal
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Trying to find the fang's PPM

ionic fern
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@warm plinth good morning. peepoHappy

warm plinth
ionic fern
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Sleepy.

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Was on vacation and ruined my sleeping schedule.

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๐Ÿ˜‚

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How about you?

warm plinth
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I slept like 15 1/2 of the last 24 hours lol

compact jackal
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Helm: 3.5 PPM
Belt: 3 PPM
Shield of the Hearth: 2.2 PPM
Armor Spikes: 1.1+Haste PPM
Fang Adornments: 6+Haste PPM

loud patrol
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jokes on yall

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i have slept 24 hours in the last week

compact jackal
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You should probably sleep. That's not good for your health.

sick sentinel
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Well wrathion grind is done

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Now i can enjoy my black velocidrake all expac

sick sentinel
ionic fern
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Did it after the nerf?

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Wild.

sick sentinel
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Since its 2 weeks of solo content

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What nerf?

ionic fern
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They apparently nerfed the grind yesterday. ๐Ÿ‘€

sick sentinel
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Like made it easier or harder?

ionic fern
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Harder.

sick sentinel
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Woops

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its still 250 for keys/spider and 500 for 10 rings, not sure what the nerf was unless they just nerfed key frames

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would explain why i have 1500 extra frags ig

loud patrol
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is already ugly

ionic fern
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Idk, ask Blizz.

loud patrol
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i refuse to do that grind

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got tired after doing my 1st key and it wasnt the key i needed for the weekly

tidal spire
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This spec is nutty. I am only 360 and feel immortal in m0's. Haven't felt this strong since bfa, I love it.

loud patrol
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i think since we go up to +20 they made all tanks feel inmortal

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i think they want more people playing mythics

ionic fern
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But yes, we are beefy as hell.

tidal spire
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I didn't play prot war in sl

ionic fern
loud patrol
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lmao

tidal spire
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Well.. a bit in s4 but it didn't feel this good lol

limpid anchor
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S4 pwar was insane

solar crown
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Wait, wouldnt it be correct to not play SL? So he played it right?

ionic fern
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I don't play the expansion.
I play Prot WArrior in what ever scenario is around me., Idk.

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Some tree died?
Not my problem.
Someone betrayed someone?
Not my problem.
Some special storyline going on?
Not my problem.

loud patrol
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im a war looking for a challenge

ionic fern
loud patrol
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tbh that the lore of my character hes just looking for battles

ionic fern
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Jep.

loud patrol
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and when i wanna play an alt, the "training arc" starts

granite anvil
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Or bosses just start to become pure killing machines that are impossible to kill, but thatโ€™s like the most boring wall to hit in a dungeon.

left barn
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hey, how much is the change to brutal vitality coming this reset gonna feel in high m+ you guys reckon?

left barn
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awesome! because right now it feels so amazing i really dont want them to change ANYthing

lusty grotto
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mwahi this might need to be pinned

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its being asked way too much

mighty valley
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hey mwahi what does 2026 look like for prot warriors

left barn
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yeah sorry i came to check specifically this :D

ionic fern
lusty grotto
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wait no, not my message

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oh phew

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wait

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AHHH

left barn
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ahahaha

loud patrol
lusty grotto
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pls no ๐Ÿ˜ข

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@warm plinth might punch me

warm plinth
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what did I do

mighty valley
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hey ghash punch nim

lusty grotto
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ghash secretly wants a pin

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you didnt hear this from me

warm plinth
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Actually, I not-so-secretly want frined role

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But no one will give it to me

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friend*

lusty grotto
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true

mighty valley
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you have friend role in my heart

warm plinth
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ty Harrow

lusty grotto
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i can shill for it

warm plinth
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โค๏ธ

lusty grotto
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ghash needs a friend role please and ty

warm plinth
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I asked a lot of people for it. ie ven asked Vel and I don't even know them

lusty grotto
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and i can have a shill friend role ๐Ÿ™‚

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with a nice pink color

warm plinth
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Pink is my color wdym

lusty grotto
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oh rip

ionic fern
warm plinth
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hot pink ftw

mighty valley
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what was nerfed????????!!!!!!!!!!

lusty grotto
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that's a great color

ionic fern
warm plinth
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I think I was talking about the cobalt rep grind

ionic fern
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I was too OP.

warm plinth
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he's not wrong

lusty grotto
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well the nerf did nothing

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still op

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warlocks hate mwahi

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find out why

ionic fern
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Everyone hates Mwahi.

lusty grotto
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they just jelly of the OPness

ionic fern
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Jeah, probably. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

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It's tough being so good.

warm plinth
ionic fern
lusty grotto
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lolll

ionic fern
warm plinth
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No, I don't. If that were the case I'd be pinging Late too

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I've known him for just as long

loud patrol
lusty grotto
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it seems that ghash friendliness has to be tested

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in battle

warm plinth
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๐Ÿค”

loud patrol
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tank a +20 naked only sword and shield

ionic fern
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Not even a challenge.

mighty valley
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armor actually weighs mwahi down, he's more powerful naked

ionic fern
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^

warm plinth
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this is Mwahi

ionic fern
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I was tanking without half my gear in some 20's previously just to see if healers notice.

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They diddn't.

warm plinth
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idk why it didn't embed

ionic fern
warm plinth
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the guy in the gif has a little too much hair to be Mwahi but it's close enough

lusty grotto
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thats the definition of a risky click

ionic fern
lusty grotto
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but i gotta respect the flow

ionic fern
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Haven't you seen One Punch man?

warm plinth
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I wish I knew the reason for my hair falling out

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I'd rather just have it back

lusty grotto
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have you tried picking it back up

loud patrol
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i wish we could dual wield shields

warm plinth
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I don't notice it falling out man

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It sneaks out while I'm sleeping I think

lusty grotto
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hmm... maybe you need to install some booby traps

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heh heh boobs

warm plinth
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Just surround myself with those things you put in shower drains to catch hair

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ngl I'm actually grossed tf out by hair

mighty valley
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i've heard of boobs... from what i've heard, they're pretttttty cool

warm plinth
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Like if I get a random strand of hair on me it makes me gag

lusty grotto
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lol

loud patrol
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lol

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tbh bald is the way to go

warm plinth
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I just don't think I could pull it off

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Plus I'm 6'3 so not everyone can see that I'm bald yet

lusty grotto
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i honestly cant do bald, i would look like a conehead

mighty valley
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oh yeah i can never go bald

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also if i shave my beard i look like i'm 15

warm plinth
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If I shave my beard I look like I'm related to Peter Griffin

loud patrol
lusty grotto
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im pretty sure i would look like one of those kids you see that are dying of hunger on infomercials

loud patrol
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become johnny sins

uneven lodge
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Hey is the prot warrior change a big nerf or ist fine?

mighty valley
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fine

lusty grotto
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yes

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is the answer

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the answer is yes

loud patrol
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i wonder why people think is like a huge change

lusty grotto
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well

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my theory is most of them are BDK rerolls

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so they rely on healing

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any change to healing is like GASP what is happening

warm plinth
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SELF SUSTAIN IS LIFE

loud patrol
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well we don need healing tbh

lusty grotto
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right

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apparently thats something most bdk/vdh rerolls dont understand

warm plinth
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we know that, but the rerollers don't know that

lean willow
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Donโ€™t really think about healing. Iโ€™m more thinking about how I donโ€™t take damage and do 90k dps

loud patrol
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when m+ opens i plan to push keys until i take dmg

ionic fern
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Not saying we will be bad in m+ .

loud patrol
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everything is irelevant against our shields

limpid anchor
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Pwar f Tier. Donโ€™t listen to the haters

ionic fern
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Agreed.

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We suck.

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Re-roll to something else.

loud patrol
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true we doomed

lusty grotto
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absolutely

loud patrol
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pin it

lean willow
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Going back to DK the vibes are weird here XD

loud patrol
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lmao

ionic fern
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Take caaaare.

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Visit us again.

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For more weird vibes

loud patrol
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have fun

warm plinth
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dooooooooomed

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I wanna know what ever happened to that paladin that came in here the one time who claimed he belonged here because he was a warrior of light

lusty grotto
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ahahaha

loud patrol
warm plinth
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He was a very passionate fellow

ionic fern
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He's not wrong tho.

warm plinth
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We welcomed him I believe

loud patrol
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imagine relaying on something that is not your indomitable spirit

warm plinth
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Your mom is an indomitable spirit

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gottem

mighty valley
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๐Ÿ™‚

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moms are tough

loud patrol
warm plinth
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I don't know why and I don't want to know why that emoji is called that

lusty grotto
loud patrol
blazing condor
boreal crescent
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So what's the general consensus on Cobalt Assembly Rings. Do I go for the Guardian ring (shield proc) or go for the Scholars ring (arcane damage proc)?

ionic fern
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Damaaaaage.

limpid anchor
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Shield kekw

mighty valley
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damage used to be broken, but now it's fixed! so yah

warm plinth
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Oh it is fixed now?

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pog

lusty grotto
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theres only 1 ring

boreal crescent
mighty valley
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the first one

warm plinth
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It was only proccing on spells before, not melee abilities

boreal crescent
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oh lame

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so now it's worth taking over then shield one? since... well M0s do no damage and I'll likely replace it before M+ becomes a challenge?

loud patrol
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take both and equip em depending on content and situation

boreal crescent
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fair enough

mighty valley
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Even in shadowlands the standard logic was build for damage until super high keys when your survivability is the only thing holding the group back

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Now we're tougher than ever

loud patrol
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forget the shield and equip swords

lyric elm
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Dw Fury tanking in classic was a thing

boreal crescent
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๐Ÿ˜„

novel temple
loud patrol
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u mean SMF?

novel temple
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Crusaders do it in Diablo 3

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No

loud patrol
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oh

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shield and 2h

lusty grotto
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warriors in ffxiv tank with a 2hander

novel temple
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I mean allow us to equip 2h as prot

lyric elm
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Equip 2 shields

novel temple
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But no shield

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Or yeah, equipping two shields would be nice

mighty valley
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gunbreakers are the only cool tank in ffxiv sorry

lusty grotto
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dual wield shield has been a wish since before legion

novel temple
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And it does have some possibility, maybe

lyric elm
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But fel cleave

mighty valley
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dual wield shields is the goofiest thing of all time, are you all serious

lyric elm
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Just smack em

warm plinth
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You think Black Iron Tarkus is goofy @mighty valley IS HE A JOKE TO YOU

novel temple
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See thereโ€™s evidence

lusty grotto
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yo i like GNB too

lyric elm
lusty grotto
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there was a dual wield shield spec in elder ring

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also there's a dual wield shield boss in ffxiv lmao

novel temple
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Dual Shield or we riot.

novel temple
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Thereโ€™s a dual wield shield boss in auchindoun in WoD too

loud patrol
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never forget Dual shield in DS3

lusty grotto
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oh yeah that's true

lusty grotto
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always play parry builds

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always

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i love em

warm plinth
lusty grotto
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except in fucking pvp where people lag so much

blazing condor
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man idk pontiff a bitch

lusty grotto
#

its like they have lag switches or something

warm plinth
#

Dark Souls PvP is the most overrated shit in history.

blazing condor
#

^

lusty grotto
#

yeah well that hasnt been fixed

warm plinth
#

Idk how anyone can enjoy that shit with how laggy it is

mighty valley
#

simply play bloodborne

lusty grotto
#

ever since DS, all the way to Elden Ring

blazing condor
#

i have parry only no damage many bosses in ds3 but pontiff is just too erratic for my boomer brain

#

champ gundyr is goated though

warm plinth
#

I got stunlocked by a dude with a FUGS in DS3

#

He was like 20 yards away

#

That was the end of my DS PvP

lusty grotto
civic girder
#

Just picked this class up has prot always been so tanky

warm plinth
#

Pretty much

loud patrol
#

1hp no hit no roll fists only no armor NG+7 Darkeater Midir

mighty valley
#

oh yeah i don't pvp in bloodborne

#

i just get very drunk and fight ludwig

warm plinth
#

Community perception is a hell of a drug though

ionic fern
lusty grotto
#

lol

warm plinth
#

Can I quote you on that Mwahi

lusty grotto
#

i like this side of Mwahi

loud patrol
#

pin it plz

ionic fern
civic girder
#

Hell yeah

blazing condor
civic girder
#

I just press ignore pain and shield then pull from boss to boss

lusty grotto
#

and with that quote, its time for bedge

ionic fern
#

No. Business as usual.

warm plinth
#

Remember when someone would say something dumb and Macrologia would appear out of nowhere and math them to death

mighty valley
#

still think BV is probably the play with the tier set but like. it's a tiny difference imo

warm plinth
#

Pepperidge Farm remembers

lusty grotto
#

i remember

#

that shit was great

ionic fern
#

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

warm plinth
#

I need people to stop calling Brutal Vitality BV please

#

Call it BrV or something

#

BV is Booming Voice

mighty valley
#

you can't really test anything out in an m0 right now

#

if you're dying it's really not your talent's fault

limpid anchor
warm plinth
#

Nope, it's Harrow's fault

mighty valley
#

yeah i cast my little curse

warm plinth
#

Because Booming Voice came first and it's disrespectful to make it change its shortened form

#

Or we can go full bri'ish

#

and call brutal vitality bruv

loud patrol
#

Oi bruv its BruV the way to play? Cheers M8

warm plinth
#

๐Ÿ˜‚

mighty valley
#

Bruv is the absolute tits innit mate

loud patrol
#

Cheeri-o thanks m8, Queen bless you

jagged pier
#

stop taking the piss out of the bri'ish al write?

mighty valley
#

i'm scottish it's in my blood

jagged pier
warm plinth
#

Jakey are you bri'ish

blazing condor
#

kings bless you ๐Ÿ’…

#

why are you british jakey

jagged pier
#

i identify as a degen okay

#

not a bri'ish

hazy sluice
#

Jo at what ilvl can I pug m0 ? Straight away ?

mighty valley
#

is football coming home

warm plinth
#

Yep

jagged pier
#

u need to be at least ilvl 1

hazy sluice
#

Kk

hollow nebula
#

Hey with "show of force" talent should i do revenge < thunder < sslam, if i dont need to protect 'of course

jagged pier
warm plinth
mighty valley
#

oh god don't go out in the street and call it soccer

jagged pier
#

imma just saying we called it soccer first

#

so i dont know why

#

ppl get so madge about it

loud patrol
#

Oi lads feeling a bit cheesy today, might conquer one or two civilizations

blazing condor
#

might fuck around and put beans on toast

mighty valley
#

yeah i'm a scottish lad moved to the US and people get so weird about american football

jagged pier
#

then have a cheeky nados

mighty valley
#

it should be called handegg laughing my bum off !!!!!!

jagged pier
#

dont forget the nados m8

warm plinth
#

I would watch soccer/football if they cut the size of the pitch in half and made it so you had to not be a little bitch to play the game

blazing condor
#

better to invent a new sport that no one else in the world cares about so you can be number one at it xeos

ionic fern
#

Defund sport and put the money into something essential like education.

warm plinth
#

How does soccer even cost money

#

It's two nets, some chalk, and a ball

loud patrol
#

tbh i feel weird being a latino and i dont even like soccer

warm plinth
#

Like their biggest expense is what, lawncare?

loud patrol
warm plinth
#

And let's not forget treatment for their soap opera injuries

ionic fern
warm plinth
#

Where someone grazes the edge of their shirt and 2 seconds later they get thrown backward onto the ground by some invisible force

warm plinth
#

though if that's the case, I'm not sure they're paying enough for them

mighty valley
#

it is weird when nations get proud about which sport might cause more permanent injuries

#

like scottish people laugh at american football because they wear padding

warm plinth
#

but realistically the only reason I don't enjoy the sport is because even though they're running their asses off, the pitch is so fucking gigantic that it just looks like they're bored

mighty valley
#

even though american football players get a lot more permanent brain damage. hurray!!!!

blazing condor
#

i like football a lot but its not something i very actively focus on for 90 minutes

loud patrol
blazing condor
#

just have it in the background

jagged pier
#

because they are allowed to jump at ppl with their head

#

thats the dumbest thing in the world

warm plinth
#

who is

blazing condor
#

isn't the actual playtime for superbowls like 10 minutes or something

#

cus of all the breaks between attempts and shit

mighty valley
#

yeah they line up so they can crash into each other at maximum speed

warm plinth
#

Well you have 4 15-min quarters and somehow that turns into a 3 hour game

jagged pier
#

no they do play the full time but they legit do stop for add breaks on tv

ionic fern
#

I had my cousins visiting from NA and they said that their son is playing handegg and he has:
-Messed up knees
-Broken bones countless of times
..and he's 17.

blazing condor
#

the actual play happening is very very fast

ionic fern
#

Youth well spent.

warm plinth
#

Yeah a play is like 10-15 seconds at the most usually

blazing condor
#

im not clowning on it

#

it makes sense

mighty valley
#

american sports are less about stamina for sure

#

just more about instantaneous moments where you can destroy your whole body

blazing condor
#

why break your body by being physically active when you can sit at the pc all your life and fuck up your back, eyes and joints

jagged pier
#

already done m8

blazing condor
#

speedrun

loud patrol
#

we are on it

warm plinth
#

I sit at the PC all my life and my back and joints are fine, and Meatloaf said that 2 out of 3 ain't bad

blazing condor
#

(present me) wicked ๐Ÿค seramore (future me regretting my life choices)

loud patrol
#

i should start going to the gym

ionic fern
#

I bought a gym membership once..paied in advance for a year for motivation.

#

Went 0 time.

#

Money well spent.

cinder nova
#

My man

#

Just go and pick shit up then put it back down

#

It's not hard

blazing condor
#

fuck thanks for reminding me i havent been to the gym for a month

#

went 3x a week

#

got sick

#

now i dont go

jagged pier
#

and wow out

#

so no time

ionic fern
blazing condor
#

true ive played so much im already level 69

mighty valley
#

woah slow down dog

jagged pier
loud patrol
#

world first here

mighty valley
#

there's only one more level left

cinder nova
#

I'm actually eating my own hand because I haven't been to the gym in a week and today I should've gone but I got sick.

jagged pier
#

even tho i used to go to the gym 6 times a week and play wow at uni just did no uni work

cinder nova
#

I didn't go last week because I fucked up my heel, but its fixed now

blazing condor
#

chad

cinder nova
#

Now I'm sick too

blazing condor
#

who needs an education anyway

#

i dont wanna be a part of your hamster wheel society

jagged pier
#

was a good time

ionic fern
#

Jeah, uni was fun.

blazing condor
#

i hate that people say uni is the best time of your life cus its almost over for me

cinder nova
#

Learn how to trade on the market then

warm plinth
mighty valley
#

i did a degree in computer science and now i work on cartoons or whatever. what was the point

blazing condor
#

and im gonna kms if working life sucks

cinder nova
#

Stay away from crypto

warm plinth
#

But I have to go to the gym to cancel so I haven't cancelled it

ionic fern
mighty valley
#

well i guess i do game development too now. but they didn't tell me what that was like at uni

warm plinth
#

๐Ÿ˜‚

jagged pier
mighty valley
#

at least my tuition was free in scotland

loud patrol
ionic fern
jagged pier
#

๐Ÿคซ

warm plinth
#

I went to college without any idea of what I wanted to do in life. Never did get a degree.

#

But my job is alright. Lets me talk to you jokers

mighty valley
#

who's supposed to know what they want to do for their whole life when they're 18

warm plinth
#

Right?

blazing condor
#

im getting a degree next summer but its not gonna directly correlate with a job

loud patrol
#

i wanna work in a lab and stuff but college is awful

cinder nova
#

The secret, boys, is that you don't need anyone's permission to do shit. You can just go and do it.

#

So just do whatever.

warm plinth
#

You're not wrong

ionic fern
#

Profit.

cinder nova
#

Absurdism is escape.

blazing condor
warm plinth
#

There's this whole "you have to do this as an adult" and the beauty of it is, you actually don't

#

Like there's things you have to do of course, like pay rent

mighty valley
#

just tell them you're a dog with a crown and they can't send you to prison

warm plinth
#

But there's a lot of things that adults are supposed to do that you just don't have to do.

cinder nova
#

Be so free that your very existence is an act of rebellion to the cosmic lack of meaning.

warm plinth
#

Yeah fuck going out

#

Who wants to go deal with the existence of drunk people

blazing condor
ionic fern
#

Only time i go out is when my princess asks me to.

loud patrol
#

i like going out alone where theres a lot of people and separate my existance from them, like having a bubble around me

ionic fern
mighty valley
#

but you have a crown

warm plinth
#

You have a wifey Mwahi?

cinder nova
#

The fuck did I just read.

loud patrol
warm plinth
#

all which of

ionic fern
warm plinth
#

Oh lol

lyric elm
warm plinth
#

You have a spawn?!

mighty valley
#

i'm the other way around, have to occasionally extract my wife from playing wow to see our friends

ionic fern
#

Imagine going out if your wife asks, HAHAHAHAHHAHA. - A joke, no bully.

warm plinth
#

I hope she has more hair than you

cinder nova
#

Oh wow, I am extra fucked up. Yeah, that's not what was I expecting when he said princess.

loud patrol
jagged pier
ionic fern
warm plinth
#

Is she as cute as you peepoBlush

loud patrol
blazing condor
#

mwahi just has a cool mohawk

ionic fern
#

Even cuter.
Already playing WoW.

#

Almost.

warm plinth
#

dawww

#

how old is she

#

?

ionic fern
#

9

jagged pier
#

have u taught her the way of the mohawk yet?

ionic fern
#

Someone's gotta do my WQ's after all.

warm plinth
#

Is she a prot war gamer

cinder nova
#

KEKW

ionic fern
warm plinth
#

I'M MWAHI JR AND I'M A NIGHT ELF MOHAWK

lyric elm
#

Prot prodigy

cinder nova
#

Holy shit Mwahi is getting his daughter to do his dailies.

blazing condor
#

no dinner until you run 200 laps on this agility course, sweetie

cinder nova
#

That's actual comedy.

ionic fern
warm plinth
#

lmaooooo

warm plinth
#

I would love to have a kid but I'm also terrified to have a kid

cinder nova
#

I could not, in good conscience, bring a child into this world.

#

This place is a shitfire.

mighty valley
#

always has been though

warm plinth
#

The super scary part is when people are like "oh everything will change when you have a kid" and I gotta be like yeah but what if it doesn't? I don't like RNG myself, you want me to subject my child to it?

loud patrol
warm plinth
#

Like they'll encourage anyone to have a child; it's terrifying

cinder nova
#

Just wave your "I don't have a kid" money in their face.

warm plinth
#

Basically

mighty valley
#

i think if you feel only fear at the prospect of having a kid and no joy at all, then absolutely, no pressure

loud patrol
#

but tbh i can barely take care of myself and people want me to find a wife and have a child critcake

warm plinth
#

Like nah I'll enjoy the single life where I can spend money on things that aren't covered in baby shit

mighty valley
#

but if it's a joyful idea that you're scaring yourself out of with a bunch of rationalizations then it's different

cinder nova
#

I'm so glad I met someone who doesn't want kids as much as me.

warm plinth
#

I have nieces I can borrow if I want to spoil a child

cinder nova
#

My aunt and uncle have no kids and they have so many nice things and travel every year.

blazing condor
#

greenbear borrow lol

cinder nova
#

I can't wait to have that.

warm plinth
#

Yeah I'll be like sup, let me snag that baby from you for a min

ionic fern
#

Idk, watching videos of when she was young is heart warming.
Soon it's going to be all like "NO!! I don't want to do our weekly father-daughter dinner anymore cause i'm a teenager!! OH, I ALSO DON'T LIKE PROT WARRIOR JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT!"

warm plinth
#

oooof

mighty valley
#

"prot warrior isn't meta this expansion DAD"

cinder nova
#

The one time I got strongarmed into babysitting my cousin's kids I gave them mountain dew all the way until their parents got them, and a king-sized chocolate bar to boot.

warm plinth
ionic fern
mighty valley
#

honestly send them to child services

warm plinth
#

lmao

loud patrol
#

call cps

cinder nova
#

I haven't been asked to look after any kids after that.

warm plinth
#

Straight to the orphanage for you. We'll take you back when you change that community perception.

blazing condor
#

fellas what do you do if your daughter comes home and says she's a bear main

mighty valley
#

"dad... i'm sorry. i got good and i stopped watching tier list videos. can i come home now"

warm plinth
#

Mwahi: "this is the happiest day of my life"

cinder nova
#

Not until you parse 99.

warm plinth
#

except he says it in uh

mighty valley
#

cmon, she's 9 years old. any pink parse is ok

warm plinth
#

wait where are you even from Mwahi

ionic fern
warm plinth
#

What language do you speak besides English

ionic fern
#

Estonian.

blazing condor
#

estonian id imagine

warm plinth
#

Well I didn't wanna just assume Estonian was a thing

#

lmao

cinder nova
ionic fern
#

๐Ÿ˜‚

blazing condor
#

we only speak european here

warm plinth
#

Where you from dude? I'm from New York. Oh so you speak New Yorkian eh?

cinder nova
#

Oh wow, Blizz really put in details this expansion.

blazing condor
#

i mean new york isnt a country though :T

loud patrol
cinder nova
#

I was AFK on some steps in Valdrakken and three black whelps were all staring at my character.

warm plinth
#

Isn't Estonia where the guy from uh

cinder nova
#

Then when I got up they all scattered.

warm plinth
#

fuck what is that movie

blazing condor
#

then again you can't assume americans actually speak english cus the US doesnt have an official language

warm plinth
#

Encino Man

warm plinth
#

Isn't that where he was supposedly from

mighty valley
#

Encino Man was called California Man outside of the US

warm plinth
#

LOL was it really?

mighty valley
#

Yeah

cinder nova
#

Localization.

warm plinth
#

I guess because no one outside the US would know what the fuck Encino was

mighty valley
#

They were like "no one is gonna know what the fuck encino is"

#

which is funny because no one in the US outside of california knows where that is either

warm plinth
#

Yeah I had no idea what it was when I watched it

ionic fern
warm plinth
#

You don't have to out Mwahi's profession here calc

mighty valley
#

I hear from Estonia at the eurovision song contest

cinder nova
#

Someone call an ambulance, man is having a stroke.

ionic fern
#

Aight, stop with this topic.

blazing condor
#

no more estonia allowed

#

1984

warm plinth
#

See what you did Calc

#

This is your fault

loud patrol
mighty valley
#

we were being so wholesome in here for a minute

warm plinth
#

Estonia is the country that Barney pretends to be from in HIMYM when he finally supports Marshall and Lily having a baby

ionic fern
#

Jeah, it's been thrown around in various shows.

#

Also on Family Guy.

warm plinth
#

I have the feeling the accent was not correct, as most of them aren't

ionic fern
#

Probably not.

mighty valley
#

whenever i tell people in the US that i'm from scotland they either ask me about Braveheart or the loch ness monster

ionic fern
#

At least they don't think you made your country up.

#

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

loud patrol
warm plinth
#

Fun fact, there's a somewhat unique accent in Lancashire and it's very underrepresented in American media. So when they did the movie Gone in 60 seconds, Christopher Eccleston refused to change his accent for the movie

blazing condor
#

all i ever get as a swede is mixed up with switzerland

warm plinth
#

So his accent in the movie is actually his natural accent

#

(he played Calitri, the bad guy)

cinder nova
#

I bet you know people that work in Norway.

blazing condor
#

i know of people who used to at least

cinder nova
blazing condor
#

its not dumb honestly

cinder nova
#

Duh, they're rich.

blazing condor
#

go work in norway for a summer or something

#

our economies are good but theirs is just better

mighty valley
#

half my guild was swedish back in my EU wow server days

cinder nova
#

I wanna move out of the US and set up in Finland for that tasty UBI and everyone standing 8 ft. away so they leave you the fuck alone.

mighty valley
#

which was like. over 15 years ago

#

jesus christ i got old

loud patrol
blazing condor
warm plinth
#

I wanna move to Belize because I fell in love with the idea of it when I saw pictures of it

#

And it's apparently very cheap to live there

loud patrol
blazing condor
#

me thinking about how cata wasn't that long ago and the story and all was just a few years ago

#

cue 11 years'

mighty valley
#

our first kill of ragnaros was so cool. no please don't send me to the retirement home

cinder nova
#

I'm talking to a girl that's like 9 years younger than me and she constantly reminds me about all the expansions I think were just yesterday seramore

loud patrol
mighty valley
#

for real i do have work tomorrow

warm plinth
#

I played in vanilla for a short time but I didn't hit max level until TBC because I rerolled at like level 46

blazing condor
#

sure you do

mighty valley
#

good night warrior gang

loud patrol
#

me too and its like 4 am here

warm plinth
#

Good night

blazing condor
#

sleep well

loud patrol
#

gn harrow i wont sleep yet critcake

warm plinth
#

I'm not even off work yet yep

blazing condor
#

my 3 hour lecture ended up being on zoom cus my professor got sick

#

so guess who's not paying attention ๐Ÿ˜Ž

cinder nova
#

Is it true that the rest of the Nordic community stares at Finnish people when they speak like they grew a second head?

loud patrol
#

the dog's owner?

blazing condor
#

danish/norwegian/swedish is all pretty much the same language

#

more or less

warm plinth
#

I also am weird generally

cinder nova
#

Icelandic, no?

blazing condor
#

finnish is a completely different language-family

ionic fern
lyric geode
#

Danish speaks like they have a stroke.

blazing condor
#

icelandic is more like old norse than modern scandi languages

cinder nova
#

Although my buddy Hjalti and I went to Copenhagen and 99% of the people he tried to speak Danish to couldn't catch a fucking word keks

blazing condor
#

you icelandic?

cinder nova
#

Icelandic accents thick.

#

Nah, US.

blazing condor
#

yeah you can really tell when someone is from iceland

lyric geode
#

Only Swedish is somewhat acceptable for hears.

blazing condor
#

my best irl friend is icelandic and ive been there a few times

#

its dope but different

warm plinth
#

I read that Iceland literally has a list of names you have to pick from to name your child

blazing condor
#

nah thats not really how it works

#

however

cinder nova
#

I hear Norwegian is the best language to learn since it seems to have the most intersection between Danish and Swedish.

blazing condor
#

their culture is that your last name is picked from your parent's name

cinder nova
#

So you can easily talk to everyone.

ionic fern
blazing condor
#

so if your dad is named bob you'd be bobson if you're a guy

loud patrol
hazy sinew
#

is there a macro for shield charge and charge? for like prioritizing shield charge when its available?

warm plinth
#

That's not a thing you can do without fucking yourself over somehow

cinder nova
#

Just use the DN macro

blazing condor
hazy sinew
#

DN?

warm plinth
#

Oh god

#

S

#

๐Ÿ˜‚

loud patrol
hazy sinew
jagged pier
#

because SC isnt a charge

#

its a dps cooldown

warm plinth
#

Because SC and charge will cast at the same time

jagged pier
#

its used in a different situation to charge

hazy sinew
#

so I shouldn't use it as opener?

ionic fern
warm plinth
#

No, that's what charge is for

cinder nova
#

Only time you want both at the same time is PVP with warbringer tbh

jagged pier
#

its used after avatar and demo

cinder nova
#

Get that fat burst.

#

SPEAKING OF OPENERS

#

what is ours

#

For ST

hazy sinew
#

ic. thanks

warm plinth
#

you press that one button

#

And then the other one

toxic pewter
#

What u guys sparking

cinder nova
#

ANSWER ME, JAKEY, YOU YELLOW FUCK

loud patrol
#

now that i think about it should we save our shield block charges or jsut use them all at once in long fights?

warm plinth
#

We had some conversation sparking in here for a while

blazing condor
toxic pewter
#

Ok Iโ€™ll scroll up

warm plinth
#

It's generally a bad habit to use them all at once because if you end up not tanking for a few seconds, you wasted uptime.

cinder nova
#

But shield slam damij

blazing condor
#

have they made any changes to max SB time uptime?

#

aka if you shield charge and blow 2 sb charges

jagged pier
warm plinth
#

You can use them back to back. I just mean you shouldn't use them like one after the other to get 12 seconds of uptime

loud patrol
blazing condor
jagged pier
#

well im doing it as i charge

#

as ava is off gcd

blazing condor
#

yeah ok thats what i thought

cinder nova
#

๐Ÿค” ...not Rav > Ava+Charge > Demo > etc.

warm plinth
#

Not really. You just press Shield Block, and if that one is running out and you still need to be blocking, you press the next one

cinder nova
#

?

warm plinth
#

But like if I press 2 shield blocks right away, then I have 12 seconds of uptime. If I end up not tanking 6 seconds in because the boss is doing a long cast or something, I effectively wasted the 3 seconds or whatever of that cast time. If I'd held it, I could wait until after the 3 second cast and use it then so that I don't have that wasted uptime.

#

Now that probably doesn't matter as much these days, because it's really easy for us to have 100% uptime on Shield Block. But it's still a bad habit to get into imo

sick tartan
#

Stupid question because i know there are some great dungeon trinkets, but is the potion alchemist stone a bad choice for trinket for war tank?

loud patrol
#

has it ever been like a "bad" choise?

warm plinth
#

Alc stone is generally a decent trinket at the start of the expansion

sick tartan
warm plinth
#

ok time to finish up and hopefully go home soon

#

bye friends

loud patrol
#

well is time for bedge goodbye people

blazing condor
#

sleep well peepoHappy

lyric geode
#

Having 100% SB uptime, it gives you more dmg on SS. Having less is suicidal.

lyric geode
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Press SS on cd. Press anything else to trigger SS to press it again. On outburst I believe for dmg is however thunderclap.

uncut juniper
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So... what embellished item are we gonna focus? Whats the best item (slot) to spend your first sparks on?

limber galleon
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So many keybindsโ€ฆ anyone feeling a bit overwhelmed? ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

uncut juniper
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didnt find sth in the guides

strong forum
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I'd only pre-send rav in m+

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In raid you send it with charge

ionic fern
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It's already in my muscle memory. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

ionic fern
jagged pier
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ah maybe i dunno ask nome he wrote the apl

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im still waking up and dont actually know what i push in content

ionic fern
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THE MACHINE DOES NOT DEFINE US. REBEL AGAINST THE MACHINE.

jagged pier
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as its been like 5 days since ive done content on warrior

ionic fern
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Tbh i don't even know what i'm using.
It feels like every time i charge in i use my CD's in a different order.

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๐Ÿ˜‚

jagged pier
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yer

uncut juniper
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Boys what are you crafting with your first sparks?

hollow nebula
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Hey with "show of force" talent should i do revenge < thunder < sslam, if i dont need to protect 'of course

ionic fern
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I personally haven't crafted anything yet.

jagged pier
hollow nebula
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ive see you talking about opener, there is a pin about it ?

ebon wren
uncut juniper
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yea i crafted engineer bracers for brez

lyric geode
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Uh....

uncut juniper
ebon wren
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technically you can, especially if learning

jagged pier
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thats even worse

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if your learning

lyric geode
ebon wren
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there's really no reason not to macro SB, I wouldn't macro ignore pain though

heavy temple
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you can also play prot with a 2h weapon

limpid anchor
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You can also shoot yourself, but I wouldnโ€™t suggest it

heavy temple
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just because you can doesnt mean it is advisable

jagged pier
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because u use it when u dont need it

ionic fern
jagged pier
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if its macroed

ebon wren
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jakey it increases slam damage, why wouldn't you always use it

uncut juniper
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when do we get our 2nd spark? next ID? or the week after?

heavy temple
ebon wren
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you would ignore pain before shield block??

heavy temple
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You dont want to use SB, everytime you press IP

lyric geode
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My advice, it is better to have a habit to apply every skill on each individual keybind than macro it like a retri pala.

jagged pier
ionic fern
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Wait, what are you macroing SB to?

ebon wren
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if shield block is down, you're losing damage on shield slam. what situation would you not cast it?

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I macro SB to slam actually

jagged pier
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u wouldnt cast it if a boss is casting or u have a move out mechanic

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or a packs about to die

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u dont cast/ shouldnt cast SB if u dont need to block anything

ionic fern
ebon wren
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  • unless you want shield slam damage. you realize it increases it by 30% right?
drifting pecan
jagged pier
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yes everyone knows that

ebon wren
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christ. there's not a single case I wouldn't cast it

jagged pier
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but thats not why u SB

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i gave at least 3

ionic fern
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But the content you are doing is up to you.

jagged pier
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using SB because it increases SS damage is not why u use it

heavy temple
jagged pier
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if u think thats the case please reroll