#Elden Ring exists
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Elden Ring is a mohg-like game
All clips are from part 9 to 12 of the elden ring VODs in chronological order from how it started to how it ended.
0:00 Who is Mohg?
3:45 Mohg Moments
9:55 Mohgwyn Palace
20:25 Final Boss Fight
Music:
Noisia - Sharpened (CS:GO Music Kit)
Elden Ring OST - Godskin Noble
Source Direct - Black Rose
My Summer Car - ...
best jerma supercut of all time
My goats
?
ok
all characters need the expression
I've been doin a Strength Faith build lately
RYA IS BEST GIRL DON'T EVEN @ ME
I'm not very good at understanding builds but I just like throwin Lightnin' and making my weapon all glowy
Mommy- I mean, Mommy- I mean, Mommy-I mean, Mommy-
have you considered having a holy butt? 
I find I keep forgetting to use the Ashes of War
I mostly just used it to get a certain affinity on whatever weapon I have
I've been switching between the Morningstar and Coded Sword
I just like a big whackin stick
Put on Bloodflame Blade and Wild Strikes on that badboy and you can delete some health bars real quicklike
Due to popular demand, here you go, the infamous cut dialogue from Mohg.
SEX
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When you're a silly guy made of corpse goo living at the bottom of a hole
so you're telling me...
thanks
Peak
its not a great mohg impression but that dudes got a weird voice so idc
At least it's not Rykard
Nihil
i might buy the artbook
volume 1 at least although the second volume has a cooler cover
gotta save up first tho
can you drop this on twitter so I can retweet it king
nvm he already did it
10/10
Pushing the insane theory that Rennala - Radagon - Marika - Godfrey were in a polycule
I do like how they showed that although there was heteronormative tradition of marriage, not much of anything was shown about sexuality or views on such things
Buuut you can pretty easily extrapolate that the golden order is pretty strict in such things (unless it behooves those in power of course)
He looks like Count Dooku from the Clone Wars animated series
Godfrey played by Christopher Lee would go hard
there’s actually a super secret talisman and in the item description it talks about how godfrey absolutely loved getting pegged
Mesmir the “impaler”
I’d devour his base serpent if you catch my drift
@All_Lee24 Maybe Miquella's biggest issue was that his family loved him and instead he should've been abused by everyone including Malenia so he wouldn't have been sad when Godwyn died you know

Elden Ring x Minecraft - Leyndell royal capital
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Holy moly
who would win
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Glockdrick
glockdrick the gatted
Radahn cheeked up on a Wednesday?
man half the posts in this suck ass lmao
ok this one’s good
FRENZIED FLAME MIKU
who tf told miku to endure
They all live their boring lives in the human world and then get transported to the lands between after they die
I’m not sure if they all knew they were tarnished while living in the outer lands. Boggart’s dialogue hints that he didn’t know.
So yeah. All of them got hit by a bus and then introduced to a horrible, horrible time
The tarnished got kicked out of the lands between
Yeah. And then they came back after they died
Or got like…transported?
Then again. There’s a very blurry line between tarnished and…native(?) NPCs
they sail there
like on boats
ok so 2 kinds of tarnished
people that are ressucitated
& the godfrey army that was deprived of grace
but once they're brought back to life they're compelled by grace (that they can see but don't have within themselves) to travel to the lands between by any mean necessary
I like to think dungeater and boggart never got to leave. The were locked up the whole time for being shitheads
Really says something about marika’s governance that she banished the tarnished and commanded them to make war wherever they went. They would then be called back when needed.
It’s all carnage. All the way down
Nah actually the tarnished purpose is a return of Marika to her original pagan culture vs the imperial violence of the golden order
🙄
Is that from the DLC? Haven’t gotten that far yet
No that's in the base game lol
rate my assignment of the major arcana to elden ring characters
Yeah honestly no comments
I'd say Fia might make sense to include in the Lovers category but Godwyn is already Death and that makes sense so
I could see replacing Lovers with Fia and putting Rykard as Judgement cause he's a Judiciar
Maybe Fia and her Champions as Lovers and Rykard for Judgement, that's about my only change I'd make
Rogier would be a good fool
But I think you gotta have Tarnished somewhere in there and that makes the most sense to me
You're just wandering into the world with 0 clue what's going on
"The World" could also be Elden Beast
A set dedicated to the tarnished and a set dedicated to the bosses could work

There's something different about this Malenia design, I can't quite put my finger on it
…I mean I could
That wouldn’t be polite tho
Neither is giving scarlet rot 
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I should play the dlc, so I can understand these better
it feels so nice just blocking all of rellanas attacks with my big fuck you shield
i love that rellana's twin blades and rellana's cameo have been buffed, because i recently switched to that from sword of night and flame on my int/faith build 

They’re eating the dogs
THE DEMIHUMANS ARE EATING THE TORTOISES
Big scary dog
big ol anime fight
same old gripe about how it would be a fun fight if you didn't get literally melted in 2 hits
blah blah armor blah blah buffs blah blah
Abuse bleed status, it’s what I did
I had to upgrade a halberd to near max and spam impaling thrust when he was beyblading my precious ghost friend
tbh ice spear probably would've worked better
impaling thrust my beloved
go find giant hunt when you can
its on ||a nights cavalry near bellum church||
i think
Now if I can somehow kill mohg, I'll buy the DLC
its like impaling thrust if impaling thrust flung smaller enemies into the air
not to be that guy but whats your build
You are the guy
Castlevania run.
dex/faith with emphasis on whips and swords
50 vigor, 40 dex, 30 faith
50 vigor aint too bad but i'd gun for 60
considering ||you only have 3 bosses left til the games over lmao||
and ||zero non-boss enemies in between||
I'm aware
I really want to play the DLC.
I don't give a shit about the bosses. I just want to explore the world
gonna go from ||one of the worst bosses in the game to one of the best bosses in the game to one of the best phase 1s in the game to one of the worst phase 2s in the game||
mesmer looks cool tho
im not TALKING ABOUT HER
lmao
man uses his superior thigh air cooling tech to obliterate the haters
at least vintage will have torrent for elden beast
which unironically makes that fight a billion times less annoying
ugh. I've SEEN malenia fights.
I'm good. looks like pure torture
she really aint that bad aside from the one move
pro tip: ice pots knock malenia out of waterfowl
summons are a gamble with malenia tho lol
you mean proc'ing frost knocks her out, or just the pot does?
Fair
frost
I just like the company
but her resistance is so low that one pot'll do it
Yeag
whips are amazing in the overworld but horrible with any boss past the capital.
just FYI
continuing the fromsoft whip tradition
dual weilding hoslow whips is pretty good
but otherwise yeah they kinda ass
Also Eleanora’s twin blades my beloved
It’s fun
oof yes. Twinblade bleed build is nasty
the "literally any weapon -> bleed build" pipeline comes for us all in the end

I'm thinking of doing a vyke build if this one hits a true wall
yeahhh but a greatspear can carry me
true
i will never understand why madness doesnt proc on enemies when you can ENCOUNTER ENEMIES AFFLICTED WITH MADNESS
It’s crazy that like 90% or the bosses in the game are weak to bleed
Tbf tho
I am too
And without grace?
I'm more impressed witht he fact that they're still standing after a hemorrhage

also I kinda wanna go to the DLC to see all the "weak to holy" enemies I keep hearing about
also idk where you exist in the world but if you ever wanna summon for assistance lmk
oh bruh. i'm a couple states above you
oh nice
New York
washington citizen spotted
!anna
kill
oh lol wait. I thought you were in florida. Okay i'm uhhhh on the polar opposite of the country. nvm
OHIO 
my mans
quick question: has anyone EVER made use of the “duplicating ashes of war” feature
Uhhhh yeah. To get cold infusion on more weapons
yea
yeah...is there any way to reach mohg that doesn't involve varre?
Uhhh, consecrated snowfield
At the very west of the region
There’s a portal that takes you to him
huh...well thankya
it's kinda wild how end-game this dlc is when the other souls games had theirs accessible pretty early
most arent very early
Bloodborne’s is semi early
ehhh
artorias of the abyss iirc can be accessed after O&S
the DS2 dlcs are all over the place
DS3's first dlc is very early and the second is...huh I actually don't remember but I'm sure it;s late game
Bloodborne's pretty early too
Only after secondary boss
ds1 dlc is after lordvessel, ds2 having 3 dlcs each have different level range, ds3 has 1 mid lvl, one high level dlc
BB is very high level but you can reach it super early
ye
but for ds3 dlc2 you still need to beat friede
and that's realistically post lothric prince lvl range
Whirligig buzsaw my beloved
I'm actually very excited
the post-capital areas and bosses of ER ruined my fun. It's gonna be great to explore a new area
beasthunter saif,,,,,,,,,,,,
I need it in my guts
I don't think I ever tried buzzsaw
same as axe
just never interested me
I'm a huge saw-spear, church pick, dagger & saif player
also cane is really cool even if the damage values are middling
I didn’t really experiment much with weapons aside of like 3 or 4
I think base game i ended up maining the scythe
the piledriver meme weapon is a ton of fun when you actually hit something
Also I used the cleaver a ton
i am very glad to know that scadutree fragments enhance your entire ability; not just in boss fights
walked 5 feet into the DLC and got bodied
Oooooh crazy spinny monk. I’m gonna get you
Also the beast claw in the woods.
Just…ouch
holy shit he actually beat mohg
Mohg was actually a fun fight
yeah but I thought you sucked really bad 😭
Learning numbers with mohg 
sex mohg
I do suck really bad. That’s why I’m years late to the party
If you sucked really bad you would've given up

I did!
For 2 years!
Then I finally understood
You simply find a source of damage and spam it
All things fall in line then
All that exploring, crafting, build making and aesthetics?
Just a trap
Also abuse bleed status and Mimic Tear 10+
Then you stopped sucking !!!!
Midra coded
oh hey. i found yoda
hes on the ketamine
That was so fucking funny
There's no way this wasn't intentional
His ashes make reference to an apprentice master dynamic
"lord brother, send that motherfucker straight to hell"

didn’t you already own it??
I thought you’ve talked about like beating Godrick and shit
Pirated
Multiplayer probably
I am enamored with the DLC
They managed to bring back (and magnify) the joy and art of exploration
The only gripe I have is having upgrade anything you find to max level before using it

thankfully the DLC showers you with ancient smithing stones so you can get full upgrades easier
God, I still need to get the dlc
It’s worth it. On one hand it’s wack that it’s literally end-game but on the other hand, it’s masterful how they revitalize the tiredness of the game so late
The DLC fixed it by making the stat upgrade system more like Sekiro

Proof that Sekiro is the best
And the most talked about, widely praised tear is the one that basically adds the Sekiro parry to your block
Sekiro has boss replay and boss rush
'nuff said
sometimes i boot it up just to fight the Divine Dragon again and feel like a legend from japanese mythology 
the first time fromsoft finally nailed a cinematic gimmick boss fight
Storm King, my beloved
Yeah, boss rushes or just replaying bosses also seems to be one of the most highly requested things for ER
Sekirochads stay winning
Speaking of I just did the Shura ending for the first time
Timestamps:
0:00 Intro
0:10 Rellana, Twin Moon Knight
0:32 Commander Gaius
1:12 Divine Beast Dancing Lion
1:39 Golden Hippopotamus
1:59 Putrescent Knight
2:21 Metyr, Mother of Fingers
2:44 Midra, Lord of Frenzied Flame
3:33 Romina, Saint of the Bud
4:07 Messmer the Impaler
4:32 Promised Consort Radahn
5:08 Bayle the Dread
5:59 Curseblade La...
by Marika's tits he's tweakin'
multiplayer
offer still stands
The dancing lion is peak design
maybe not mechanically, but definitely aesthetically
plus it's lore is super cool
Jesus Christ
sekiro just can't stop winning
Only fools cannot see the compassion nestled within the frenzied flame
Sekiro bad ending is just "Sekiro got a little too silly, murdered thousands"
Barfield
And one day we'll return together
to our home, bathed in rays of lasagna

Man the DLC just keeps getting better. Once you get past Renalla, the place really opens up
I'm starting to really hat George R.R. Martin
Putrescent knight is such a cool fight
I love his dumb little horse
Specimen archives is stupid and I hate it
For some reason I am really fixated on the fact that the dlc did not give more stuff that was already in the game.
Like ok redo the troll knight sword with a new ash of war but don't give us a dragon greatclaw that actually does anything related to red lightning
You mean that most of the new additions are unique?
ER has a lot of loose ends like that
a looooot of stuff where you’re like “damn I wish [x] was a thing”
sort of related, but i just had a thought that elden ring is missing powerstance for casting spells. it would be so fun to be able to cast projectile spells with both staves/seals'
Yeah I was kinda talking about those loose ends.
Like also for example now even messmer soldiers can do that stomp that produces rock spikes like godfrey and his crucible knights.
And we never got an ash of war for it.
i never knew winged crystal tear was this good holy shit
and it lasts for three minutes!
HUH
Im not a furry... BU-
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Not great at the game but I'm looking for sociable people to play with on Xbox.
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Imagine drinking hot chocolate with little marshmallows from that
I don't want a sequel.
at most I still want a bunch of stuff for the current game to flesh out the new weapon types
I want dark souls 4 even though it thematically would fly in the face of everything the series stands for
Dark souls IIII ?
Dark souls 3 2
What in the goddamn https://youtu.be/Djtsw5k_DNc?feature=shared
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Tentatively excited for the spin-off
I do not give a flop about reused assets. In fact I applaud it as a smart move that saves months of dev time and appeals to fans of the franchise
"Waaah Waaah they're reusing assets" they're making a whole new game mode for you spoiled brats
yeah i don't get people bitching on reddit
Stupid people
like WE GET A NEW FIGHT WITH NAMELESS KING
HOW ARE YOU NOT HYPED
it's as if people all have to act like ragebait reviewers instead of enjoying what they like
so mid they didnt even name the king

Being on Reddit rots your brain
i really, really, really, really, really, reeeeeaaaally hope they reuse Slave Knight Gael 

Plin Plin plon
i'm accepting that it's gonna be a circlejerk for all fromsoftware games so they might as well go all out with it
imagine if they add bed of chaos 
They should make a malenia & consort radhan duo fight
Radagonussy
erdtrussy
When they switch bodies while marika is pregnant do you think it makes radagon mpreg or does it cause an erdbortion
Yes
Do they actually switch bodies in lore
I thought they’re the same person
I kinda assumed they had separate bodies like Miquella and St. Trina
Who are also meant to be two aspects of the same person
Unless Trina only got her own body when he shed her in the Land of Shadow
i think they like
morph into one another
the only reason trina is separate from miquella is because miquella literally severed her from his being
You see marika turn into radagon in the final fight
Ok to explain this I need to bring up "philosophiae hermeticae" a 17th century treatise on alchemy written in latin
And y'all doubt me when I say I do real research

Anyway the rebis is first a different person before joining back into a divine hermaphrodite
In a way it's similar to how humans are first described in greek mythology, they're hermaphrodites with a male & female part that gets split by the gods because it's too powerful, creating soulmates that must find each other to be complete
but in this case the split is a separation of body & soul, where both get to exists within the world and learn different lessons before rejoining into one greater being
And seeing how the game actually tells you nothing about this and this shit was most likely written by martin you can base how it functions on how it was written by scientists back then on why marika turns into radagon in the cinematic before the fight
because he loves his history
you can read the treatise here
but it is in latin
you can find more historical texts here
It's all about gathering all the willpower you have into stopping to literally stare at wall and actually read all the books you have until you run out and now you can start pirating books online
So uhhh as it turns out I SHOULDNT have killed the guy that was gonna help me fight Bayle despite his plead to be put out of his misery
You....killed him..?

dawg...
Comedy
Didn’t expect this theme to go that hard https://youtu.be/xjUJZZhjp0o?feature=shared
Soma Tanizaki - Those United In Common Cause - Elden Ring Shadow Of The Erdtree Menu Login Screen OST Official Soundtrack Chapter Song Lyric Video elden ring dlc all endings shadow of the erdtree all soundtracks shadow of the erdtree all bosses music gameplay walkthrough part 1 full game walkthrough gameplay with ultra realistic graphics ray tra...
It's Fromsoft music, it can't not go hard.
You missed the best vocal performance in the entire DLC
Second best performance in the whole game behind Godrick the Grafted
I also beat all the side bosses
Yeah
Peakdra
when he turned around in that cutscene my face was stuck in a permanent pog for like 10 minutes
I really like this comment about midras OST, summarizes it perfectly imo
My favorite OST in the DLC tbh
And favorite boss fight
grandpa goes sicko mode
The depths of your foolishness
I can't believe they did the genuine "X, forgive me..." meme in that cutscene and it still kicked ass
Also his theme was "Welcome back, Bloodborne"
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holy shit
The elden ring
proposing to my ranni nendoroid with this
Thank you Elden Ring
Bro do you even spam poison and run away to the other side of the world
Hawk tuah





