#Elden Ring exists

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glass thorn
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Which mohg

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There’s like 2

lofty mirage
median aspen
civic storm
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He’s my first roadblock in a long while

viral hare
median aspen
median aspen
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hey @viral hare

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wanna see something terrible?

viral hare
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?

median aspen
viral hare
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ok

median aspen
orchid pollen
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all characters need the expression

deep otter
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I've been doin a Strength Faith build lately

fervent temple
deep otter
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I'm not very good at understanding builds but I just like throwin Lightnin' and making my weapon all glowy

deep otter
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Mommy- I mean, Mommy- I mean, Mommy-I mean, Mommy-

deep otter
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I find I keep forgetting to use the Ashes of War

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I mostly just used it to get a certain affinity on whatever weapon I have

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I've been switching between the Morningstar and Coded Sword

blazing yoke
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Morningstar good

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I should do “generic sword and shield guy” playthrough soon

deep otter
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I just like a big whackin stick

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Put on Bloodflame Blade and Wild Strikes on that badboy and you can delete some health bars real quicklike

deep otter
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SEX

viral hare
deep otter
fervent temple
blazing yoke
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I need elden ring shitposts

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I have an urge to dub

deep otter
blazing yoke
glass thorn
blazing yoke
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its not a great mohg impression but that dudes got a weird voice so idc

deep otter
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At least it's not Rykard

glass thorn
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Nihil

blazing yoke
hard elk
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i might buy the artbook

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volume 1 at least although the second volume has a cooler cover

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gotta save up first tho

viral hare
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nvm he already did it

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10/10

viral hare
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Pushing the insane theory that Rennala - Radagon - Marika - Godfrey were in a polycule

median aspen
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bruh

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the polycule is me and rya

orchid pollen
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I do like how they showed that although there was heteronormative tradition of marriage, not much of anything was shown about sexuality or views on such things

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Buuut you can pretty easily extrapolate that the golden order is pretty strict in such things (unless it behooves those in power of course)

deep otter
# blazing yoke

He looks like Count Dooku from the Clone Wars animated series

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Godfrey played by Christopher Lee would go hard

blazing yoke
orchid pollen
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Mesmir the “impaler”

viral hare
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You ever think about the way it must just hang ?

blazing yoke
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I’d devour his base serpent if you catch my drift

junior wadi
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Rlden Eing

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Thanink about it

viral hare
lofty mirage
deep otter
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I love those lil guys

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Bowling pin lookin fellas

fervent temple
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who would win

fervent temple
glass thorn
fervent temple
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glockdrick the gatted

lofty mirage
blazing yoke
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ok this one’s good

glass thorn
lofty mirage
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who tf told miku to endure

viral hare
orchid pollen
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lemme get this straight

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all the tarnished are isekai protags?

orchid pollen
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They all live their boring lives in the human world and then get transported to the lands between after they die

orchid pollen
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I’m not sure if they all knew they were tarnished while living in the outer lands. Boggart’s dialogue hints that he didn’t know.

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So yeah. All of them got hit by a bus and then introduced to a horrible, horrible time

lofty mirage
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The tarnished got kicked out of the lands between

orchid pollen
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Yeah. And then they came back after they died

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Or got like…transported?

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Then again. There’s a very blurry line between tarnished and…native(?) NPCs

orchid pollen
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see I thought they all died and then were resurrected

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As the contingency plan

viral hare
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ok so 2 kinds of tarnished

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people that are ressucitated

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& the godfrey army that was deprived of grace

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but once they're brought back to life they're compelled by grace (that they can see but don't have within themselves) to travel to the lands between by any mean necessary

orchid pollen
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I like to think dungeater and boggart never got to leave. The were locked up the whole time for being shitheads

orchid pollen
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Really says something about marika’s governance that she banished the tarnished and commanded them to make war wherever they went. They would then be called back when needed.

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It’s all carnage. All the way down

viral hare
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🙄

orchid pollen
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Is that from the DLC? Haven’t gotten that far yet

viral hare
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No that's in the base game lol

orchid pollen
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Hmmm I like my theory batter. ER is an isekai

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Confirmed

blazing yoke
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rate my assignment of the major arcana to elden ring characters

orchid pollen
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That’s honestly very spot-on

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Lemme know when you start your Etsy shop

deep otter
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Yeah honestly no comments

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I'd say Fia might make sense to include in the Lovers category but Godwyn is already Death and that makes sense so

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I could see replacing Lovers with Fia and putting Rykard as Judgement cause he's a Judiciar

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Maybe Fia and her Champions as Lovers and Rykard for Judgement, that's about my only change I'd make

orchid pollen
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Rogier would be a good fool

deep otter
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But I think you gotta have Tarnished somewhere in there and that makes the most sense to me

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You're just wandering into the world with 0 clue what's going on

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"The World" could also be Elden Beast

orchid pollen
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A set dedicated to the tarnished and a set dedicated to the bosses could work

lofty mirage
deep otter
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There's something different about this Malenia design, I can't quite put my finger on it

orchid pollen
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…I mean I could

glass thorn
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That wouldn’t be polite tho

orchid pollen
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Neither is giving scarlet rot angerycry

blazing yoke
lofty mirage
lofty mirage
glass thorn
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I should play the dlc, so I can understand these better

blazing yoke
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it feels so nice just blocking all of rellanas attacks with my big fuck you shield

blazing yoke
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it was already pretty fuckin strong, no?

fervent temple
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i love that rellana's twin blades and rellana's cameo have been buffed, because i recently switched to that from sword of night and flame on my int/faith build happy

glass thorn
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The kool aid man

viral hare
glass thorn
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They’re eating the dogs

deep otter
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THE DEMIHUMANS ARE EATING THE TORTOISES

orchid pollen
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okay

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I FINALLY beat maliketh

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cheese louise

glass thorn
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Big scary dog

orchid pollen
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big ol anime fight

orchid pollen
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same old gripe about how it would be a fun fight if you didn't get literally melted in 2 hits

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blah blah armor blah blah buffs blah blah

glass thorn
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Abuse bleed status, it’s what I did

orchid pollen
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I had to upgrade a halberd to near max and spam impaling thrust when he was beyblading my precious ghost friend

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tbh ice spear probably would've worked better

blazing yoke
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go find giant hunt when you can

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its on ||a nights cavalry near bellum church||

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i think

orchid pollen
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Now if I can somehow kill mohg, I'll buy the DLC

blazing yoke
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its like impaling thrust if impaling thrust flung smaller enemies into the air

blazing yoke
glass thorn
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You are the guy

orchid pollen
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Castlevania run.
dex/faith with emphasis on whips and swords

orchid pollen
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50 vigor, 40 dex, 30 faith

blazing yoke
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50 vigor aint too bad but i'd gun for 60

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considering ||you only have 3 bosses left til the games over lmao||

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and ||zero non-boss enemies in between||

orchid pollen
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I'm aware

blazing yoke
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lol

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but more importantly than stats: i believe in you. you can do it

orchid pollen
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I really want to play the DLC.
I don't give a shit about the bosses. I just want to explore the world

blazing yoke
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gonna go from ||one of the worst bosses in the game to one of the best bosses in the game to one of the best phase 1s in the game to one of the worst phase 2s in the game||

orchid pollen
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mesmer looks cool tho

blazing yoke
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messmer is goated

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my twunk king

glass thorn
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I know

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Just couldn’t find a good Elden beast one

blazing yoke
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lmao

orchid pollen
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man uses his superior thigh air cooling tech to obliterate the haters

blazing yoke
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at least vintage will have torrent for elden beast

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which unironically makes that fight a billion times less annoying

orchid pollen
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ugh. I've SEEN malenia fights.
I'm good. looks like pure torture

blazing yoke
glass thorn
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Elden Beast is fun as soon as you remember torrent exists

blazing yoke
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pro tip: ice pots knock malenia out of waterfowl

glass thorn
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Remember that mimic tear is broken too

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Well, mimic tear 10+

blazing yoke
orchid pollen
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you mean proc'ing frost knocks her out, or just the pot does?

blazing yoke
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on one hand, more help

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on the other, malenia can use em as a juice box

glass thorn
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Fair

glass thorn
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I just like the company

blazing yoke
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but her resistance is so low that one pot'll do it

blazing yoke
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play bosses however you want mellow

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i summon for a lotta bosses

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bc its fun

glass thorn
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Yeag

orchid pollen
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whips are amazing in the overworld but horrible with any boss past the capital.
just FYI

blazing yoke
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dual weilding hoslow whips is pretty good

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but otherwise yeah they kinda ass

glass thorn
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Also Eleanora’s twin blades my beloved

blazing yoke
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ive never done a twinblade build

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i should

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they seem neat

glass thorn
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It’s fun

orchid pollen
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oof yes. Twinblade bleed build is nasty

blazing yoke
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the "literally any weapon -> bleed build" pipeline comes for us all in the end

glass thorn
orchid pollen
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I'm thinking of doing a vyke build if this one hits a true wall

blazing yoke
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madness is

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ehhhhhh...........

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you may be disappointed lol

orchid pollen
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yeahhh but a greatspear can carry me

blazing yoke
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true

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i will never understand why madness doesnt proc on enemies when you can ENCOUNTER ENEMIES AFFLICTED WITH MADNESS

glass thorn
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It’s crazy that like 90% or the bosses in the game are weak to bleed

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Tbf tho

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I am too

blazing yoke
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same

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if all my blood fell out? i'd die probably

glass thorn
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And without grace?

orchid pollen
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I'm more impressed witht he fact that they're still standing after a hemorrhage

glass thorn
orchid pollen
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also I kinda wanna go to the DLC to see all the "weak to holy" enemies I keep hearing about

blazing yoke
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also idk where you exist in the world but if you ever wanna summon for assistance lmk

orchid pollen
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oh bruh. i'm a couple states above you

blazing yoke
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oh nice

glass thorn
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New York

blazing yoke
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washington citizen spotted

orchid pollen
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!anna

blazing yoke
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kill

stiff bobcatBOT
orchid pollen
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oh lol wait. I thought you were in florida. Okay i'm uhhhh on the polar opposite of the country. nvm

blazing yoke
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its chill i play with my buddy sometimes and hes in ohio

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itll probably be fine

glass thorn
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OHIO realshit

blazing yoke
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my mans

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quick question: has anyone EVER made use of the “duplicating ashes of war” feature

orchid pollen
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Uhhhh yeah. To get cold infusion on more weapons

orchid pollen
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welp

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guess I can buy the DLC now

orchid pollen
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yeah...is there any way to reach mohg that doesn't involve varre?

glass thorn
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Uhhh, consecrated snowfield

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At the very west of the region

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There’s a portal that takes you to him

orchid pollen
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huh...well thankya

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it's kinda wild how end-game this dlc is when the other souls games had theirs accessible pretty early

lofty mirage
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most arent very early

glass thorn
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Bloodborne’s is semi early

orchid pollen
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ehhh
artorias of the abyss iirc can be accessed after O&S
the DS2 dlcs are all over the place
DS3's first dlc is very early and the second is...huh I actually don't remember but I'm sure it;s late game
Bloodborne's pretty early too

glass thorn
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Only after secondary boss

viral hare
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BB is very high level but you can reach it super early

orchid pollen
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ye

viral hare
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but for ds3 dlc2 you still need to beat friede

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and that's realistically post lothric prince lvl range

glass thorn
orchid pollen
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I'm actually very excited

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the post-capital areas and bosses of ER ruined my fun. It's gonna be great to explore a new area

viral hare
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I need it in my guts

viral hare
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I don't think I ever tried buzzsaw

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same as axe

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just never interested me

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I'm a huge saw-spear, church pick, dagger & saif player

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also cane is really cool even if the damage values are middling

glass thorn
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I didn’t really experiment much with weapons aside of like 3 or 4

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I think base game i ended up maining the scythe

orchid pollen
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the piledriver meme weapon is a ton of fun when you actually hit something

glass thorn
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Also I used the cleaver a ton

orchid pollen
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i am very glad to know that scadutree fragments enhance your entire ability; not just in boss fights

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walked 5 feet into the DLC and got bodied

blazing yoke
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yeah that’ll happen lol

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the dude with the circular blades?

orchid pollen
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Oooooh crazy spinny monk. I’m gonna get you

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Also the beast claw in the woods.

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Just…ouch

viral hare
orchid pollen
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Mohg was actually a fun fight

viral hare
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yeah but I thought you sucked really bad 😭

glass thorn
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Learning numbers with mohg Temmie_danklis

lofty mirage
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sex mohg

orchid pollen
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I do suck really bad. That’s why I’m years late to the party

viral hare
orchid pollen
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I did!

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For 2 years!

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Then I finally understood

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You simply find a source of damage and spam it

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All things fall in line then

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All that exploring, crafting, build making and aesthetics?

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Just a trap

glass thorn
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Also abuse bleed status and Mimic Tear 10+

viral hare
viral hare
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Midra coded

fervent temple
orchid pollen
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oh hey. i found yoda

lofty mirage
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hes on the ketamine

glass thorn
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Deep in the consequences of my decisions, I am

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Pump my blood with ketamine, I must

deep otter
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There's no way this wasn't intentional

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His ashes make reference to an apprentice master dynamic

orchid pollen
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yeaaaaaaaah

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I'm excited to use him. Dodge tank ashes are extremely good

viral hare
blazing yoke
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"lord brother, send that motherfucker straight to hell"

fervent temple
orchid pollen
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science is complete

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yoda is freaking great

hard elk
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can someone buy me the game why is it so expensive

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i will be ur discord kitten

lofty mirage
blazing yoke
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I thought you’ve talked about like beating Godrick and shit

glass thorn
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Pirated

blazing yoke
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if they’ve already pirated it why do they need to buy it lmao

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multiplayer I guess

glass thorn
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Multiplayer probably

orchid pollen
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I am enamored with the DLC

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They managed to bring back (and magnify) the joy and art of exploration

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The only gripe I have is having upgrade anything you find to max level before using it

lofty mirage
fervent temple
glass thorn
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God, I still need to get the dlc

orchid pollen
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It’s worth it. On one hand it’s wack that it’s literally end-game but on the other hand, it’s masterful how they revitalize the tiredness of the game so late

deep otter
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The DLC fixed it by making the stat upgrade system more like Sekiro

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Proof that Sekiro is the best

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And the most talked about, widely praised tear is the one that basically adds the Sekiro parry to your block

fervent temple
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Sekiro has boss replay and boss rush

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'nuff said

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sometimes i boot it up just to fight the Divine Dragon again and feel like a legend from japanese mythology happy

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the first time fromsoft finally nailed a cinematic gimmick boss fight

orchid pollen
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I’d say the gimmic bosses in demon souls were pretty solid

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Storm king especially

glass thorn
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Storm King, my beloved

fervent temple
deep otter
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Sekirochads stay winning

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Speaking of I just did the Shura ending for the first time

fervent temple
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Timestamps:

0:00 Intro
0:10 Rellana, Twin Moon Knight
0:32 Commander Gaius
1:12 Divine Beast Dancing Lion
1:39 Golden Hippopotamus
1:59 Putrescent Knight
2:21 Metyr, Mother of Fingers
2:44 Midra, Lord of Frenzied Flame
3:33 Romina, Saint of the Bud
4:07 Messmer the Impaler
4:32 Promised Consort Radahn
5:08 Bayle the Dread
5:59 Curseblade La...

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by Marika's tits he's tweakin'

viral hare
hard elk
orchid pollen
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The dancing lion is peak design

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maybe not mechanically, but definitely aesthetically

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plus it's lore is super cool

lofty mirage
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lets see how this post nerf radahn goes

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yoo its not shit

deep otter
glass thorn
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Jesus Christ

fervent temple
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i want that alexander

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i NEED that alexander

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GIVE IT TO ME

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GRRAAAAHHHH

fervent temple
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sekiro just can't stop winning

orchid pollen
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Only fools cannot see the compassion nestled within the frenzied flame

fervent temple
deep otter
fervent temple
glass thorn
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Barfield

lofty mirage
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And one day we'll return together
to our home, bathed in rays of lasagna

lofty mirage
fervent temple
orchid pollen
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Man the DLC just keeps getting better. Once you get past Renalla, the place really opens up

deep otter
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Uhm, aychually its Rellana in the DLC

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How could you possibly mix those two up?

orchid pollen
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I'm starting to really hat George R.R. Martin

fervent temple
blazing yoke
orchid pollen
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Putrescent knight is such a cool fight

deep otter
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I love his dumb little horse

lofty mirage
orchid pollen
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Specimen archives is stupid and I hate it

fervent temple
buoyant fern
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For some reason I am really fixated on the fact that the dlc did not give more stuff that was already in the game.

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Like ok redo the troll knight sword with a new ash of war but don't give us a dragon greatclaw that actually does anything related to red lightning

orchid pollen
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You mean that most of the new additions are unique?

blazing yoke
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ER has a lot of loose ends like that

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a looooot of stuff where you’re like “damn I wish [x] was a thing”

fervent temple
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sort of related, but i just had a thought that elden ring is missing powerstance for casting spells. it would be so fun to be able to cast projectile spells with both staves/seals'

fervent temple
buoyant fern
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Yeah I was kinda talking about those loose ends.

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Like also for example now even messmer soldiers can do that stomp that produces rock spikes like godfrey and his crucible knights.

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And we never got an ash of war for it.

fervent temple
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i never knew winged crystal tear was this good holy shit

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and it lasts for three minutes!

glass thorn
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HUH

glass thorn
stone rapids
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Not great at the game but I'm looking for sociable people to play with on Xbox.

GT: murderhoboJ6

deep otter
glass thorn
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Fax

blazing yoke
viral hare
glass thorn
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Imagine drinking hot chocolate with little marshmallows from that

viral hare
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it's over elden bros

orchid pollen
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thank god

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sequels are for cowards

buoyant fern
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I don't want a sequel.

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at most I still want a bunch of stuff for the current game to flesh out the new weapon types

blazing yoke
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I want dark souls 4 even though it thematically would fly in the face of everything the series stands for

buoyant fern
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Dark souls IIII ?

glass thorn
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Dark souls 3 2

fervent temple
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No sequel

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that means

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PREQUEL

fervent temple
deep otter
glass thorn
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As Night Falls, We Rise.
#ELDENRING #NIGHTREIGN launches on PlayStation, Xbox, and PC Digital in 2025.
#thegameawards

NIGHTREIGN is a standalone adventure within the ELDEN RING universe, crafted to bring a new gaming experience.

RISE TOGETHER Join forces with other players to take on the creeping night and the dangers within featuring 3-player...

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fervent temple
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WHAT THE HELL DID I MISS

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WAS THAT THE NAMELESS KING?!?!

orchid pollen
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Tentatively excited for the spin-off

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I do not give a flop about reused assets. In fact I applaud it as a smart move that saves months of dev time and appeals to fans of the franchise

deep otter
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"Waaah Waaah they're reusing assets" they're making a whole new game mode for you spoiled brats

fervent temple
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yeah i don't get people bitching on reddit

glass thorn
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Stupid people

fervent temple
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like WE GET A NEW FIGHT WITH NAMELESS KING

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HOW ARE YOU NOT HYPED

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it's as if people all have to act like ragebait reviewers instead of enjoying what they like

lofty mirage
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so mid they didnt even name the king

lofty mirage
glass thorn
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Being on Reddit rots your brain

fervent temple
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i really, really, really, really, really, reeeeeaaaally hope they reuse Slave Knight Gael happy

lofty mirage
fervent temple
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best boss in all of fromsoft games

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i would SCREAM

glass thorn
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Plin Plin plon

fervent temple
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i'm accepting that it's gonna be a circlejerk for all fromsoftware games so they might as well go all out with it

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imagine if they add bed of chaos haha

lofty mirage
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With elden ring controls bed of chaos wouldnt even be that bad

viral hare
viral hare
fervent temple
viral hare
glass thorn
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Radagonussy

blazing yoke
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erdtrussy

fervent temple
lofty mirage
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When they switch bodies while marika is pregnant do you think it makes radagon mpreg or does it cause an erdbortion

glass thorn
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Yes

deep otter
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Do they actually switch bodies in lore

glass thorn
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I thought they’re the same person

deep otter
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I kinda assumed they had separate bodies like Miquella and St. Trina

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Who are also meant to be two aspects of the same person

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Unless Trina only got her own body when he shed her in the Land of Shadow

glass thorn
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Might have to read the fextralife lore tab

blazing yoke
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i think they like

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morph into one another

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the only reason trina is separate from miquella is because miquella literally severed her from his being

lofty mirage
viral hare
lofty mirage
viral hare
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Anyway the rebis is first a different person before joining back into a divine hermaphrodite

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In a way it's similar to how humans are first described in greek mythology, they're hermaphrodites with a male & female part that gets split by the gods because it's too powerful, creating soulmates that must find each other to be complete

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but in this case the split is a separation of body & soul, where both get to exists within the world and learn different lessons before rejoining into one greater being

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And seeing how the game actually tells you nothing about this and this shit was most likely written by martin you can base how it functions on how it was written by scientists back then on why marika turns into radagon in the cinematic before the fight

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because he loves his history

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you can read the treatise here

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but it is in latin

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you can find more historical texts here

lofty mirage
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You're so knowledgeable

viral hare
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It's all about gathering all the willpower you have into stopping to literally stare at wall and actually read all the books you have until you run out and now you can start pirating books online

glass thorn
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So uhhh as it turns out I SHOULDNT have killed the guy that was gonna help me fight Bayle despite his plead to be put out of his misery

lofty mirage
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You....killed him..?

glass thorn
glass thorn
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Comedy

glass thorn
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Didn’t expect this theme to go that hard https://youtu.be/xjUJZZhjp0o?feature=shared

Soma Tanizaki - Those United In Common Cause - Elden Ring Shadow Of The Erdtree Menu Login Screen OST Official Soundtrack Chapter Song Lyric Video elden ring dlc all endings shadow of the erdtree all soundtracks shadow of the erdtree all bosses music gameplay walkthrough part 1 full game walkthrough gameplay with ultra realistic graphics ray tra...

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deep otter
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It's Fromsoft music, it can't not go hard.

deep otter
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Second best performance in the whole game behind Godrick the Grafted

viral hare
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good job

glass thorn
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I also beat all the side bosses

viral hare
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did you do midra

glass thorn
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Yeah

lofty mirage
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Peakdra

blazing yoke
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when he turned around in that cutscene my face was stuck in a permanent pog for like 10 minutes

fervent temple
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I really like this comment about midras OST, summarizes it perfectly imo

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My favorite OST in the DLC tbh

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And favorite boss fight

orchid pollen
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grandpa goes sicko mode

glass thorn
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The depths of your foolishness

deep otter
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Also his theme was "Welcome back, Bloodborne"

viral hare
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『エルデンリング』の「暗月の指輪」が完全再現でアクセサリー化。私の王が、お前でよかった
https://news.denfaminicogamer.jp/news/241226n

ラニの伴侶となった褪せ人垂涎のアイテムが登場。フロム・ソフトウェアによる資料提供と完全監修にて隅々まで立体化された、暗い満月を象った冷たい契りの指輪。本日より予約開始 https://t.co/ztKXseFVnw

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holy shit

lofty mirage
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The elden ring

blazing yoke
viral hare
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Real

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she'd accept methinks

glass thorn
fervent temple
lusty falcon
fossil moth
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Thank you Elden Ring

lusty falcon
viral hare
glass thorn
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Hawk tuah