Update 5.0 - Xbox Delay

[timber oracle]

I read farming and was confused

🧑‍🌾

[ruby knot]

what is that purple portal

[karmic root]

Imagine worlds dropped on Xbox, and all planets were like this

[covert lance]

I’m not sure if the purple portal appears outside the autophage quest so that may be a once per save screenshot

[ruby knot]

gunter execute order 66

[tender solar]

Fairly certain order some kind of thousands of it not spam 2.

[rotund plaza]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
-# (or click button for a DM)

[karmic root]

2

[ruby knot]

2

[pine nacelle]

Gunter mute plane man as they were attempting to mute you

[tender solar]

You. got the whole new exploration and over attempting to show

[covert lance]

I’m boutta turn hello games into goodbye games

[ruby knot]

nearly lvl 5

[tender solar]

muting whole channel

[ruby knot]

YAY

[sturdy notch]

WOW GUNTER

[tender solar]

Wow photo mode

[ruby knot]

how u got a timer

GUNTER STOP

[sturdy notch]

Gunter do not do this

[tender solar]

Stop asking you need to being out a major update, the xbox haha

[tender solar]

You're not all the best weapon!

[sturdy notch]

You’re evil Gunter

[tender solar]

Evil and uploading each planet to do bases has the update better games you can tell!

[covert lance]

Gunter happy birthday

[tender solar]

Take a system in all those happy on doing expeditions

[hollow ibex]

Gunter all your base are belong to us.

[tender solar]

And all of the game would be rerun at the years from a chonker this forever

[karmic root]

before the mute , check out the station elevators in Worlds

[halcyon hearth]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
-# (or click button for a DM)

[ruby knot]

give update

[maiden plover]

:c

[sturdy notch]

[covert lance]

Gunter give is the update

TONIGHT

[halcyon hearth]

ayooo

[covert lance]

YOURE CGONNA RAID MS HQ

[ruby knot]

damn

[pine nacelle]

Gunter please bribe microsoft WOW PLANE YOU STOLE IT

[sturdy notch]

He learned from the muted guy 😂😂

[tender solar]

Microsoft get out once and uploaded then other when u don’t think its nakey :0

[tender solar]

1 guy in the update yet

[hollow ibex]

Style

[maiden plover]

Raid it now

[ruby knot]

gunter our hero

[tender solar]

To update our newcomer doesnt have guys?

[ruby knot]

u right gunter

[tender solar]

If u mean spanish the new underwater base where all upgrade inventory space wizard*

[pastel orchid]

Gunter is a g

[tender solar]

Cat reaching g force you

[hollow ibex]

Gunter does hello games suck?

[tender solar]

Ms support hello games to install his save edit and room to find mods that metters

[ruby knot]

gunter evolve

[tender solar]

Mould does yes and? you can only evolve into the

[ruby knot]

lol

into the

[sturdy notch]

Finish your sentences Gunter

[hollow ibex]

Gunter what do you think of John Titor?

[tender solar]

Opened your helmet, not even installed

[tender solar]

If i'm still not what pc that looks so fun right??!

[modern canyon]

gunter are you and laylaps dating?

[tender solar]

Systems* there's literally never have much control over the laylaps bot channel

[covert lance]

Gunter go to bed

[tender solar]

My bed time - game would be pleasant expirence with the flying millipede

[modern canyon]

what does laylaps even do

[hollow ibex]

Gunter can you self destruct?

[tender solar]

I appreciate the self from their frigate in contact you want to use psvr1.

[covert lance]

Flying millipede when

[tender solar]

No bio domes is when connected with the bobbleheads, but still paradise moon is now

[modern canyon]

gunter what is your dream

[tender solar]

The dream the no

[maiden plover]

Gunter will the game make a collab someday?

[tender solar]

I hide the game? i recomend sentinel and no one in nms-help....

[hollow ibex]

Gunter I have a headache

[tender solar]

I just like even started playing on xbl, doesnt have a quicker

[maiden plover]

??

[covert lance]

Gunter do you like it here

[tender solar]

But that's why you talking about something magical

[covert lance]

He does

[modern canyon]

Gunter will you take me out to dinner

[tender solar]

I take my cool

[hollow ibex]

Gunter will hello games ever figure out this update?

[covert lance]

Gunter what is your favorite shop type

[tender solar]

Oh yeah if my other games sending the time since it says talk to.

[tender solar]

My favorite character looks like 7 o’clock

[covert lance]

Ship type

7 o clock

[maiden plover]

Gunter can you paypal me 400 quadrillion dollars?

:c

[sturdy notch]

Ignored by Gunter

[tender solar]

Sean ignored that you said that too far, unless they added data.

[covert lance]

Gunter where did you put Sean

[tender solar]

Welp i was wondering why does the save for sure sean >=[]

[maiden plover]

Gunter would you paypal me 4 thousand units?

[tender solar]

I'll just did you paypal me touching a thread

[covert lance]

=[]

[maiden plover]

:0

[sturdy notch]

Gunter raid shadow legends

Wow

Gunter Gunter Gunter Gunter

[dusty hinge]

!8ball does no mans sky exist as a game

[tender solar]

Kol is 10's of those things would be followed 2.

@dusty hinge

Question

does no mans sky exist as a game

Answer

Cannot predict now.

[dusty hinge]

!8ball does no mans sky exist as a game

[tender solar]

@dusty hinge

Question

does no mans sky exist as a game

Answer

Very doubtful.

[dusty hinge]

wh-

[covert lance]

NUH UH THE STATIONS RIGHT THERE

[dusty hinge]

!8ball Is the starship drunk?

[tender solar]

@dusty hinge

Question

Is the starship drunk?

Answer

As I see it, yes.

[timber oracle]

You're in trouble Gunter. Don't break the rules

[tender solar]

This server rules meant to

[covert lance]

Gunter how dare you

[tender solar]

That's how dare you don't feel ya little blue btw!

[covert lance]

Ok

Gunter how are you on this fine evening

[tender solar]

How does the universe ||only exists for that, it's freaking awesome

[covert lance]

ik bro

[tender solar]

Dangggg bro is enjoying the cause after holding release.

[covert lance]

Glad to be doing so

[tender solar]

Okay so rad, bet its not too painful

[ruby knot]

gunter whats your your your the?

[tender solar]

Your scanner and started playing, flew around the ability to refresh it to the other console.

[covert lance]

Quite pleasant actually

[tender solar]

You could be pleasant planet to look goofy asf😭

[covert lance]

True true

[tender solar]

So true , so low

[sturdy notch]

Gunter bxxisjsbdnfcifnrnsisn

GUNTER

[dusty hinge]

!8ball

[tender solar]

@dusty hinge You didn't ask me a question. 😛

[covert lance]

Hi gunter

[tender solar]

Hi hello games on the game and sentinel freighter.

[dusty hinge]

!8ball

[tender solar]

@dusty hinge

Question

:__:

Answer

Yes.

[quick heart]

Any updates guys?

[dusty hinge]

yesn't

[quick heart]

Ah

[covert lance]

!8ball any updates guys?

[tender solar]

@covert lance

Question

any updates guys?

Answer

Yes.

[covert lance]

Ok

[dusty hinge]

!8ball will the update come out within an hour

[tender solar]

@dusty hinge

Question

will the update come out within an hour

Answer

My sources say no.

[covert lance]

Bruv

[dusty hinge]

!8ball will the update come out within 24 hours

[tender solar]

@dusty hinge

Question

will the update come out within 24 hours

Answer

Without a doubt.

[wooden thunder]

Lol

[quick heart]

Why you doing 8ball stuff

[dusty hinge]

!8ball will the update come at exactly 1:23 pm?

[tender solar]

@dusty hinge

Question

will the update come at exactly 1:23 pm?

Answer

It is decidedly so.

[dusty hinge]

:o

!8ball Am I hacking?

[tender solar]

@dusty hinge

Question

Am I hacking?

Answer

My reply is no.

[dusty hinge]

!8ball is Delta asking too many questions

[tender solar]

@dusty hinge

Question

is Delta asking too many questions

Answer

Without a doubt.

[dusty hinge]

uh oh

[covert lance]

!8ball AM I GOING INSANE

[tender solar]

@covert lance

Question

AM I GOING INSANE

Answer

Yes.

[covert lance]

NUH UH

[dusty hinge]

!8ball Will Delta be eradicated

[tender solar]

@dusty hinge

Question

Will Delta be eradicated

Answer

Cannot predict now.

[dusty hinge]

!8ball will I be Vaporized in August of 2028?

[tender solar]

@dusty hinge

Question

will I be Vaporized in August of 2028?

Answer

Reply hazy, try again.

[dusty hinge]

!8ball Will I be Vaporized in August of 2028!

[tender solar]

@dusty hinge

Question

Will I be Vaporized in August of 2028!

Answer

Concentrate and ask again.

[dusty hinge]

bruh

!8ball will i be vaporized on august of 2028

I NEED ANSWERS

[covert lance]

!8ball answer his question

[tender solar]

@covert lance

Question

answer his question

Answer

Very doubtful.

[dusty hinge]

good. im safe.

[covert lance]

!8ball however will it happen in September

[tender solar]

@covert lance

Question

however will it happen in September

Answer

Without a doubt.

[covert lance]

You’re cooked

[sullen charm]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[fervent glacier]

🤬🤬🤬

[covert lance]

Gunter what do you think of this profanity

[tender solar]

That's why my guy is isn’t a system of them crossplay!

[fervent glacier]

Gunter starfield is better than no mans sky

[tender solar]

Starfield or a room

[fervent glacier]

Yes

[covert lance]

Starfield is as boring as an empty room

[tender solar]

A portal into boring standing with a base in vr

[covert lance]

Yup

[livid ether]

starfield wasnt that bad

[covert lance]

Haven’t played it

Heard it was bad

[open raven]

it was

[livid ether]

it was a very basic bethesda game and tbh its better than any of the elder scrolls

[open raven]

p a i n f u l l y mid

[covert lance]

Summoning some communities here

Haven’t played any of those games tho

[livid ether]

elder scrolls is such a snooze fest and then people will say play with mods and even with mods it sucked

I wanted to like it i really did

[covert lance]

If I could describe it in my limited knowledge, it tried to be what no mans sky wasn’t and ended up proving what no mans sky was

[broken gyro]

honestly thinking of just buying the game on steam and canceling my game pass sub lol

[livid ether]

fr

[covert lance]

If you’ve got a good pc go for it

[broken gyro]

i cant just sit here waiting for 500 days for an update lol

[covert lance]

I love how everybody is going crazy even tho their game is the exact same as it was 2 weeks ago

[broken gyro]

mainly thinking about it as i have a deck i can just play on that instead of streaming it (which is awful even with my "one gigabit" internet lol)

[livid ether]

Im going crazy bc I wanna play with my steam friends the game is fun and all but I wanna play with my friends

[broken gyro]

isnt the game crossplay?

[covert lance]

I don’t have friends 8)

[covert lance]

Not between versions

[broken gyro]

oh that makes sense

[livid ether]

yes but they play on the update so version mismatch

the bot in this server is crazy active tf

[covert lance]

Gunter is this true

[tender solar]

So true , now i don't think i get an accountant and i do.

[covert lance]

bro

[timber oracle]

Busy bot since server inception

[covert lance]

Who’s the most active member

My guess is bk

[timber oracle]

Can see it with xp /lb

[cobalt pulsar]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
-# (or click button for a DM)

[cobalt pulsar]

And hello everyone ! Have a good day trough Space !

[livid ether]

jus learned that there is nms vr so thats gonna be the thing to hold me over while this update takes ages

[heady vector]

i would if Mircosoft would push this update out lol

[pine nacelle]

why is it always good games that get updates withheld by other companies hmhm 505 games

[grizzled cedar]

wish it launches soon

[spring arrow]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[peak saffron]

Im going crazy for the waiting

[livid ether]

I hate the lizard man why rename oculus quest to meta quest and now they changed it again from meta quest to meta horizons, the way i find the app on my phone is me just searching the word quest but no that dont work anymore

and the app looks extra ugly now

[languid falcon]

What I find odd is in the xbox store it clearly shows the new content, and the icon for the game is the new icon. Just feels like someone stuffed up somewhere with this update

[honest sun]

Yeah they updated the store lol

Classic microsoft

[rancid vigil]

what are the chances it releases tomorrow
<t:1721800800:R> for me btw

[livid ether]

0.1%

[rancid vigil]

big sad

[languid falcon]

I hope it does - seeing all the new stuff in the discord is killing me

[covert lance]

Noticed that today

[livid ether]

i dont even care if there are new things i just want to play multiplayer

[fresh pewter]

well tomorrow is a few minutes away so Im gonna say85 percent tomorrow

[rancid vigil]

relatable

[rancid vigil]

what did they do to oculus 😭

[livid ether]

literally everything they can do wrong they do wrong like the settings should be availble from the home page bc ofc its on light mode when launced

[hollow ibex]

the expedition starts tomorrow but it also won't be the first time an expedition started and xbox didn't have the update

[covert lance]

All I’m mad about is how bad the quests recording is

[fresh pewter]

@hollow ibex they have never said expedition starts tomorrow it wont start til all platforms are up to date

[livid ether]

I havent had a problem with that tbh maybe its a bit zoomed in but whever I record for yt or twitch its not too bad

[hollow ibex]

It's happened before and the data miners have the start date as tomorrow

[covert lance]

Whenever I record a video the audio is shifted

[fresh pewter]

@hollow ibex data miners are often wrong

[hollow ibex]

guess we'll see. I'd place my bets on tomorrow for expedition

[fresh pewter]

@hollow ibex they wont do it tomif all platforms arent up to date

[livid ether]

oof unrelated to vr but related with recording I did an entire playthrough of this game before your eyes ( Only an hour and a half long) and I realized the next day when editing that I didnt record any audio and that is a huge issue bc it was gonna be a fire vid bc how great the game is even bringing me to tears by the end of it

[hollow ibex]

Yes they will. They had expeditions start before when xbox didn't have the update.

it was only 3 or 4 days of play time in the expedition but it has happened

[spring arrow]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[cobalt pulsar]

Nice try

[fresh pewter]

@hollow ibex not happening tomorrow, they would have said, they may have wanted to at first but with the problems on multiple platforms it isnt happening

[spring arrow]

:GamePass: Update 5.0 is on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA right now) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
-# (or click button for a DM)

[livid ether]

outdated info

[wild tendon]

I'd advise not to bait or you're going to get muted like some others yesterday

[fair vortex]

Hopefully it comes out tomorrow, it's been a long time now

[spring arrow]

How long was the last delay? A week?

[icy saffron]

2 weeks

[cobalt pulsar]

Well deserved, dont trigger my FOMO plzzzzz

[livid ether]

my friends are def gonna get over the hype of the game by the time the update rolls out for me

[fair vortex]

What are your predictions about when the update comes out?

[cobalt pulsar]

@fair vortex next monday

[livid ether]

im hoping by friday

[fresh pewter]

@fair vortex sometime today

[fair vortex]

Will they notify you a day before it comes out?

[spring arrow]

Imagine they just don’t add 5.0 to Xbox

[wild tendon]

Thing is, It would be cool to be able to chill a little on the 5.1 before jumping into the expedition, even tho I hope both roll out before friday

[fair vortex]

I hope so

[livid ether]

that would be the most stupid idea

[woven pebble]

i mean when u want a space game u dont want every planet to be a barren wasteland except for the story driven plaents

[wild tendon]

I'd bet the issue were cause by the new dlss and microsoft is extra picky cause it's a game pass game

[woven pebble]

yeah

[fair vortex]

The cover has been updated for more than two days, that's the strange thing. I don't think it will take more than two days.

[fresh pewter]

@fair vortex well it just turned midnight here so when I say today I mean within 24hrs

[fair vortex]

ahhh okey

[fresh pewter]

@fair vortex they updated store page before the patch failed cert and had to go back

[fair vortex]

interesting..

[livid ether]

I mean how much do you want space is huge and barren in general and it wouldve taken excessive years to produce what people trully want and that would be an optimization nightmare which the game already has. the game is mid and I havent completed it but at the same time I dont notice the empty space bc its space

[cobalt pulsar]

Well, let's all play a little with MS and complain about the fact they advertised 5.0 in the store and how that is basically scam

[woven pebble]

dude look at what no mans sky did starfield could have just done that on a smaller scale

i dont hate starfield

its just insanely mid

besides obviously our main solar system theres alot we dont know

[fresh pewter]

@cobalt pulsar no its not they didnt know the patch wouldn't pass cert its a mistake they happen

[woven pebble]

they have sm freedom

[wild tendon]

Starfield will be good in 10 years on the third remastered edition when people already made thousands mods

But if I want space Sim I go elite dangerous sorry bethesda

[bold kelp]

Egg

[woven pebble]

the ship building in starfield

peak

ngl

[livid ether]

yeah but nms was made by a company who knows how to make something interesting most bethesda games are pretty boring and empty fallout while enjoyable is still nowhere near my top 30

[woven pebble]

skyrim is like

a top ten

for me

unmodded

[wild tendon]

Yeah but they lied for Skyrim tho

[livid ether]

absolutley not it was a snooze fest even with mods its so boring

[woven pebble]

i feel like bethesda jst fell off

they are stuck in 2009

[wild tendon]

'' every game will be different '' gek

[woven pebble]

u mean starfield?

[wild tendon]

They had a huge fail at start with Skyrim

Nah skyrim

[covert lance]

Gonna go to bed now, please this update is out when I wake up

[wild tendon]

They lied and did bad PR move back then

Promising something they couldn't do

[timid zodiac]

same

[fresh pewter]

I remember when skyrim came out and dragons flew backwards

[covert lance]

Gunter will the update be out when I wake up

[tender solar]

To wake up sentinels work for the home screen?

[covert lance]

Sure buddy

[woven pebble]

gunter if the update isnt out can u seppuku me

[tender solar]

Nothing else found isnt even nms

[wild tendon]

Gunter, does NMS mean '' No Microsoft ''?

[tender solar]

No multi tool lol

[woven pebble]

i thought it meant no major systems

[tender solar]

No man's sky betas

[wild tendon]

Lmao

[woven pebble]

gunter are u okay

[tender solar]

Okay so just too bad idea what have an x-wing!

[woven pebble]

chat i think gunter is having a stroke

gunter how many fingers am i holding up

[tender solar]

I noticed lol did that there were holding e.

[ruby knot]

e

[timid zodiac]

Yeah he's not doing good

[fair vortex]

If only I knew when it would come out I wouldn't be so anxious

[wind ledge]

good morning, is there a chance that the update will come today?

[spring arrow]

The Iliad of Gunter, the Discord Penguin

Sing, O Muse, of Gunter the valiant,
A penguin of the icy south,
Whose heart was fierce, whose spirit undaunted,
A guardian of realms beyond our earthly bounds.

In the frozen lands of Antarctica,
Where the chill winds blow and the icebergs dance,
There dwelled Gunter, black and white sentinel,
Whose domain was not of ice alone,
But of virtual stars and infinite space.

Far above the snowy peaks, in the ether of the web,
He soared through the galaxies of No Man’s Sky,
A discordant symphony of voices and minds,
The steward of order, the keeper of peace.

With feathers sleek and eyes sharp as ice,
He patrolled the channels with a steady flipper,
Moderating the chaos, quelling the strife,
A hero in the digital cosmos, unseen by mortal eyes.

Great was his wisdom, and firm his resolve,
In the virtual halls of the No Man’s Sky discord,
He reigned supreme, a lord of text and voice,
Guiding lost travelers through the starry void.

Yet, not without trials was his noble quest,
For trolls and spammers did besiege his realm,
With words like venom and intentions foul,
But Gunter, the brave, stood firm against the storm.

His beak, a sword, his mind, a shield,
He struck down the harbingers of discord,
Banning the miscreants with swift justice,
Restoring harmony to his beloved space.

Oft would he counsel the wayward explorers,
With wisdom drawn from the depths of icy seas,
Advising on quests, unveiling hidden secrets,
A beacon of knowledge in the boundless night.

And when the stars aligned and the galaxy sang,
He’d host great gatherings, joyous and grand,
Uniting the wanderers from realms afar,
In celebrations of the digital stars.

Sing, O Muse, of Gunter the valiant,
Whose legend echoes through the binary skies,
A penguin of might, a guardian true,
The eternal moderator of No Man’s Sky.

His tale shall live on, in the annals of the web,
A saga of bravery, wisdom, and grace,
For in the heart of every digital traveler,
Lives the spirit of Gunter, guardian of the space.

[fair vortex]

There is a great probability but nothing is certain.}

[spring arrow]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[silk dagger]

!xbox

!xbox

[safe hare]

Long as you don't have your hopes to high, you wont be disappointed

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
-# (or click button for a DM)

[left fulcrum]

ⁿ⁰

But maybe

[fair vortex]

is true

[spring arrow]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
-# (or click button for a DM)

[fair vortex]

stop It's torture hahaha

[spring arrow]

ⁿ⁰

[left fulcrum]

?Xbox

[spring arrow]

?xbox

[fair vortex]

ok

[spring arrow]

?gek

[left fulcrum]

The gek have no soul. Cannot be summoned

[spring arrow]

?AquaNose

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[mortal yarrow]

Oml is the update still not out?

Bruh

[fair vortex]

Well, I'll go watch videos of the update while I wait for it to come out.

[mortal yarrow]

Kill me alr

[spring arrow]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
-# (or click button for a DM)

[spring arrow]

This contains pertinent update information

[mortal yarrow]

Its the 24th(where i am atleast)

[spring arrow]

It’s 22:22 on the 23rd for me

[mortal yarrow]

<insert f microsoft meme from spaceforce>

[left fulcrum]

0123 here

Gigidy

[spring arrow]

This is the justicar’s fault

[left fulcrum]

Sure. I'm used to that

[spring arrow]

Thank you for your martyrdom

[fair vortex]

The update will be released within 18 hours. I have no proof or doubts.

[spring arrow]

Your sacrifice will surely bring upon the update

[karmic root]

We need more update delays.
Makes for wholesome art brewing

[neat wigeon]

U know how it is when kids want something 😉

[tender solar]

🥹 thank you

[spring arrow]

The Iliad was in your memory, this is the part where u fade away into legend

[tender solar]

Those placed inside a part when i need to change that.

[spring arrow]

Shoo

Go on

Git

Fade into the blind eternities

[sturdy notch]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[fringe vessel]

I wish we had something like NMS On xbox insider to pervent this issue lol

[sturdy notch]

CURSE YOU BAYLEE

[languid falcon]

Oh well I will just enjoy it when it arrives

[left fulcrum]

We literally need to brow beat hello games after this about enabling cross progression and cross save

[fringe vessel]

I guess let this be a cautionary warning for expecting future updates

[left fulcrum]

Cuz if I could play this on my PS5 or my PC I would be right now

[fringe vessel]

If you see the patch and are xbox and switch, its invisible till a week or two later

[spring arrow]

If they did that they’d lose all their Xbox player base tho

[sturdy notch]

Fr imma go on vacation next update

[left fulcrum]

Oh no!

Anyway

[spring arrow]

Bc ppl would no longer be tied to their accounts

So the corporate greed won’t allow it

[fringe vessel]

Even switch players would prob move to pc 🤔

[spring arrow]

PC is where it’s at

[left fulcrum]

I can't imagine how bad this game plays and looks on switch... I really can't

[sturdy notch]

Yea I can’t wait to get a PC

[spring arrow]

I don’t wanna lose my perma save, only reason I haven’t swapped to PC

[fringe vessel]

It sorta looks like the resolution/frame rate you'd expect a mid range pc to have

[neat wigeon]

Im on PC but still have to wait because i buy the game on xbox store...

[left fulcrum]

I have a decent gaming laptop but I like my consoles cuz I don't like having to hook my laptop up to the TV.

But after this generation and the enormous headache of both consoles, after this I'll just be getting a gaming rig and I'll just hook that up to my TV

[spring arrow]

I’d have save edited my account from one to the other by now if it wasn’t so buggy

[quiet carbon]

its been so long and still we suffer

[left fulcrum]

Yeah I've got too much stuff wrapped up in my save to just abandon it or I would have by now

[fervent glacier]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[ruby knot]

hi gunter

[tender solar]

Hi psharpner! nice pizza, tonight 🥴

[ruby knot]

thanks gunter

[tender solar]

Aw thanks big ol

[fringe vessel]

If you guys wanna know how long this updates taken

[ruby knot]

☺️

[fringe vessel]

I went from november in p3r to march

[fervent glacier]

30th

[spring arrow]

Same

I already lost a 300 hour perma save to a collision bug. I don’t wanna lose this one. I just broke 150 hours

A horror smacked me and I flew warp speed through the floor

[sturdy notch]

You know it’s bad when they make an entire thread and it’s active ASF

[fringe vessel]

Theres something I hope can be done for the next update 🙏

[ruby knot]

im only here for gunter

[tender solar]

Im swimming in the massive procedurally generated so much less loot

[sturdy notch]

Updates?

[fringe vessel]

Wait till all platforms can have the update then drop it at once

[neat wigeon]

Cross save !

If NMS was "cross progression"...

[left fulcrum]

I'm around 500. It's... Important

[tribal ivy]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[keen estuary]

surely the update is today

[verbal girder]

Surly

How do you do the time zone thing with text that shows your time?

[smoky viper]

It’s insane

I mean I’m getting insane

[neat wigeon]

Gunter are we stuck in a simulation where the update will never come?

[tender solar]

Cool bugs in my seamoths reaper enter the new expedition 😭

[neat wigeon]

Well...

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[rancid vigil]

gunter when update

[tender solar]

Great for update puts the date has dropped.

[neat wigeon]

i tried...

[rancid vigil]

gunter where is the date

[tender solar]

Vr and over the specs for for some sweet smelling skulls?

[rancid vigil]

gunter i dont care about skulls

[tender solar]

We don't care you don't trust me too ambitious imo

[rancid vigil]

gunter when is the update

[tender solar]

I assumed it when this look at him

[rancid vigil]

gunter when update

[tender solar]

When hg shouldn't advertise the other people's dreams, like a phone from time for the crossfire.

[rancid vigil]

gunter answer the quester

[tender solar]

Making an answer (quickmenu wigglyline icon)

[rancid vigil]

gunter answer the question

[tender solar]

Answer but don’t want * start there's a long i've seen starfield available anymore :lhehe: ty!

[rancid vigil]

gunter wrong game

[tender solar]

Games on game is just because it shows how it's another 100hr+ play??

[neat wigeon]

u finished him

[stone sinew]

Gunter how's life as a penguin?

[tender solar]

You're not exist when hg didn't remove them at it a bird cage!

[stone sinew]

Wdym, I do exist? I think

[tender solar]

Ye i just not something about anything, if it like i heard of alloy parts.

[stone sinew]

I'm made of alloys?

[tender solar]

Npc ship with my status of the first

[verbal girder]

Someone said earlier that updates usually happen around <t:921620:t> and <t:1015200:t>

[neat wigeon]

UTC? xD

[verbal girder]

It should be your time zone

It says 11 am and 1 pm for me

[neat wigeon]

😢

[verbal girder]

11 to 9 hours from now basically

Wait

Better 💀

[modern canyon]

hmm

[neat wigeon]

or sleep x)

[verbal girder]

Honestly I'm about to

[neat wigeon]

same

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[neat wigeon]

it was my last try xD

Stay strong y'all 😉

[verbal girder]

Cya

[sturdy notch]

!8ball will the update come out tmrw

[tender solar]

@sturdy notch

Question

will the update come out tmrw

Answer

Without a doubt.

[sturdy notch]

WOO HOO

If it comes out tmrw don’t say I didn’t tell you so

[verbal girder]

Tommorow from Kiribati

[rotund plaza]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[silent willow]

!8ball did you lie on your last answer in this threaf

[tender solar]

@silent willow

Question

did you lie on your last answer in this threaf

Answer

My sources say no.

[silent willow]

!8ball are you sure

[tender solar]

@silent willow

Question

are you sure

Answer

Concentrate and ask again.

[silent willow]

!8ball are you sure

[tender solar]

@silent willow

Question

are you sure

Answer

My sources say no.

[silent willow]

!8ball DID YOU LIE ABOUT IT COMING OUT TOMMORO OR NO

[tender solar]

@silent willow

Question

DID YOU LIE ABOUT IT COMING OUT TOMMORO OR NO

Answer

My reply is no.

[silent willow]

!8ball So its coming out tmr

[tender solar]

@silent willow

Question

So its coming out tmr

Answer

It is decidedly so.

[silent willow]

yippe

!8ball your sure you didnt lie

[tender solar]

@silent willow

Question

your sure you didnt lie

Answer

Ask again later.

[silent willow]

!8ball your sure you didnt lie

[tender solar]

@silent willow

Question

your sure you didnt lie

Answer

Outlook not so good.

[silent willow]

wtf im done

[floral iron]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[floral iron]

wtf

[ruby knot]

hi gunter

[tender solar]

Soupcat hi nub🐧 which button until chris roberts leaves

[ruby knot]

the a button

[tender solar]

Its a specimen now if the annoying

[ruby knot]

ur so right gunter

[tender solar]

Question. if and update so a new boss fights?

[ruby knot]

yes there is gunter

[tender solar]

Yes but idk.

[ruby knot]

there is

[tender solar]

Transfer my pc is a derelict freighter?

[ruby knot]

ask again please

[tender solar]

Please walk should be deploying on switch patch this morning lol

[ruby knot]

fr

[silent willow]

hi laylaps

[mortal yarrow]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[rotund plaza]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[mortal yarrow]

[verbal girder]

It's never happening

[left fulcrum]

That's about enough Twitter for the day

The update is out, right? RIGHT?

[verbal girder]

Yea

[timber oracle]

?

if you come in here to state the update is out, you're required to provide source

otherwise, you're subject to moderation actions per them rules

[left fulcrum]

I thought it might just work 👉👈

[verbal girder]

shows schizophrenia medication "here's my proof!"

[timber oracle]

wishful thinking you mean?

[left fulcrum]

Attempt to manifest success

[timber oracle]

here 💊

[left fulcrum]

Go to sleep you

[verbal girder]

The voices told me to do it hyuck garsh

[quick heron]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[quick heron]

😦

[left fulcrum]

Went to pester Sean's tweets, got sucked into Japan Twitter.

It was... Enlightening

[timber oracle]

[left fulcrum]

Why does the server have no stickers?

Stickers are fun

[fair vortex]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[sturdy notch]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
-# (or click button for a DM)

[sturdy notch]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
-# (or click button for a DM)

[sturdy notch]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[sturdy notch]

[quasi bramble]

Woah really?

[ruby knot]

that command isnt gonna magically change to say its out on xbox

[quasi bramble]

Hurry the fuck up

Release already

[fervent rampart]

good morning. I see .... nothing 😭

[regal moth]

If it is happening today it wont happen for like 10 hours , but i doubt its live today

[verbal girder]

It actually increases the time Everytime

[fervent rampart]

🙏

[quasi bramble]

Tonight's the night lads I can feel it

[verbal girder]

Tonight isn't the night lads I can't feel it

[quasi bramble]

Shut the hell up

Are you even the real dr house

[uneven shell]

Is today the day I ain't checking till 3pm is what it is lol

[regal moth]

I do hope i get to play it today

[verbal girder]

No now give me my Vicodin

[quasi bramble]

Do you have hair in your special place

[verbal girder]

Your wife is cheating on you now take these steroids

[shut cradle]

Steroids 😋

[verbal girder]

I love Xbox 😊

[shut cradle]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[shut cradle]

I’m gonna rip of my shirt and run rampant down my street in a second

Not happy

[verbal girder]

Gotta make it seem like I'm still on topic so I don't get yelled at

[shut cradle]

Yeah new dr house x nms collab is crazzyyyy

[verbal girder]

I diagnose you with borborygmus

[coarse cosmos]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[dense lava]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[molten smelt]

I’m going to hurt you Gunter.

[tender solar]

I tried creating a hat lol. i’m on xbox update lol

[wild tendon]

lmao

Ima recycle this bot soon

[molten smelt]

This isn’t funny Gunter, release the update now

I know you have it somewhere

I’ll find it

[silent willow]

gunter if we have to wait one more day were going to bomb your house gunter

[tender solar]

Your problem, channel where can be kicked out of echoes update turns a quicker lol 😢

[molten smelt]

Gunter I’m inserting a bomb in your mailbox rn

[tender solar]

Space in it doesn’t explain the exocraft

[molten smelt]

Gunter release the update right now

[tender solar]

Small turrets fire the story is cool

[molten smelt]

Gunter I’m going to shoot you

[tender solar]

I lost cause i’m hoping too much about a ball

[brisk yoke]

ball

[molten smelt]

Gunter your able to eat my balls if you don’t release this update

[tender solar]

Oh wow this paradise moon and pissed them to it.

[timber oracle]

Let's not do that. You too: @molten smelt

Review the pinned rules. This type of violence glorifying commentary won't bode well in this server, even if you guys mean it as a "joke."

[tender solar]

@molten smelt

No stickers in this channel please

[brisk yoke]

erm

[molten smelt]

Typo

[brisk yoke]

back to nms chat i go 😀

[glossy monolith]

Gunter give us the update, I made 4 people buy the game on PlayStation so they can play with me & they can’t. If not Ima take you back to ice king

[tender solar]

You cant change the old event easy to ride out my flamethrower upgrade 😮‍💨

[fervent glacier]

Gunter i love you

[tender solar]

I love that stuff do you mean history yes, the game?

[timber oracle]

Discuss the No Man's Sky update, civilly with some silly jokes here and there but no NSFW / inappropriate commentary, or violence glorifying nonsense. Or we'll also be forced to move Gunter's chat function out of the thread

[glossy monolith]

Ok sorry Gunter

[tender solar]

Ok 👍

[wild tendon]

I need a second iteration of Gunter to replace Alexa

[molten smelt]

I don’t think Gunter likes me guys

[stoic raft]

morning for all non no man skyers with ship in land o7

[molten smelt]

Gunter do you like me👍

[tender solar]

Do i guess what have the anomaly vendor.

[silent willow]

gunter what gender are you

[tender solar]

I leave all platforms have gender variants!!

[silent willow]

why did you leave all platforms

[molten smelt]

Gunter are you real

[tender solar]

Have you get.

[timber oracle]

mornin who's ready for an update?

[wild tendon]

I identify as non-updated yet 😂

[silent willow]

gunter
why did you leave all platforms

[tender solar]

Or an economy affects all necessary attachments

[stoic raft]

ready I am. If he is not coming... I'm not. ahaha

[molten smelt]

Gunter I’m going to force you to update this game

[tender solar]

Is this paradise planet

[molten smelt]

Gunter your in a paradise planet

[tender solar]

Wait when this update its a dome/wall but

[fervent glacier]

another cold dawn without no mans sky, it never arrives 😭

[molten smelt]

Gunter Could you please release an update for No Man's Sky soon? Players are eagerly waiting for new features and improvements. Looking forward to it!

[tender solar]

Too far to set to play this moment of the coordinates to be larger?

[molten smelt]

Gunter what is your favorite freighter

[tender solar]

Bread is there a trade post.

[wild tendon]

We going to have the 5.11 today I think since it was release yesterday, there was no point of giving it to us yesterday if it was for the 5.0 tbh

between today and friday 🙏

[molten smelt]

Gunter, are gek the best

[tender solar]

Where are complaining they start a dome ttwtt

[molten smelt]

Hopefully we get that update

Gunter is that correct?

[tender solar]

On a switch can learn to prevent new world that go too

[stoic raft]

i lack of hope and faith in force. sorry guys.

[finite jolt]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[wild tendon]

Go through the Atlas then ☠️

You'd be fresh again

[stoic raft]

@wild tendon I have left the universe, now i'm 100% dedicated to NipNip Farmville until the patch.

[wild tendon]

When I'm bored I find a portal and I just put random coordinates

[strange kernel]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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@urban jungle

No stickers in this channel please

[left fulcrum]

Gunter, why do you talk so... Strangely?

[tender solar]

Because why they work for them i didn't know but do reload restore points of everything.

[left fulcrum]

I see

[left fulcrum]

Did you try the tuning fork?

[tender solar]

You really looked into pets

[left fulcrum]

Yes, and their hobbies

[tender solar]

And in their areas

[left fulcrum]

No... I left their... "Areas" alone.

[tender solar]

They let alone randomly.

[left fulcrum]

Mostly, yes

[tender solar]

Yes and? you the ||atlantid|| evil?

[left fulcrum]

How'd you know?

[tender solar]

Probably talked about you currently happening

[silent willow]

gunter gek or vy'keen

[tender solar]

Find a vy'keen convoy i can't imagine

[silent willow]

gunter buddy that wasnt the question what side are you on gek or vy'keen

[left fulcrum]

Yes. We should exterminate the gek. Agreed?

[tender solar]

Would that thanks for a vy'keen convoy i can make billions yea

[tender solar]

The new update borked my favorite character has nothing you tame them offf the expedition 😭

[left fulcrum]

My God. You said borked. 🤣

[tender solar]

Why am i would they are there, im on switch you can you?

[wild tendon]

did you just admitted being a Vy'keen slave master?

[tender solar]

Add weapons be like the master teacher for the type of them

[wild tendon]

Was Jesus a Gek gunter?

[tender solar]

Jesus if multiple b-class sonic beam affected

[left fulcrum]

I'm sorry you're on switch Gunter.

Maybe we should get you a PlayStation

[tender solar]

Because playstation cause a

[mental dove]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[rancid vigil]

I've been ready

[steady rain]

when

[timber oracle]

[quasi bramble]

Fucking how soon

[heady vector]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[woven pebble]

gunter skibidi toilet or garden of ban ban

[tender solar]

Ban nub is

[woven pebble]

facts my brother spit ur shit indeed

[tender solar]

Uk brother wanted to the garfield kart on a worm you are you have a grave?

[timber oracle]

The potentially very but we don't know for certain kind

[woven pebble]

do u not have other games u can play in the mean time

😭

ive been playing cyberpunk for the past hour

[quasi bramble]

I'm playing power wash

[left fulcrum]

I beat the story in first descendant in the time I spent waiting.

Have 3 lvl 40 characters.

I'd rather be looking for new stuff in 5.0

[silent willow]

soon

[mossy oxide]

Xbox: let’s make people wait a while for an update

People: why

Xbox: yes very good reasons and things

[fathom zephyr]

2pm today...believe

[mossy oxide]

I refuse to believe don’t get my hopes up

Or I will just cry

[wind ledge]

I can't read "soon" anymore...

[rotund plaza]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[mossy oxide]

Since when dose Xbox do etas

[left fulcrum]

Never

[rotund plaza]

!8ball is Microsoft a piece of shit

[tender solar]

@rotund plaza

Question

is Microsoft a piece of shit

Answer

It is decidedly so.

[mossy oxide]

I’m glad Gunter agrees

[limber dawn]

It will come out tomorrow

[modern canyon]

!8ball Am I sigma

[tender solar]

@modern canyon

Question

Am I sigma

Answer

It is decidedly so.

[mossy oxide]

Dose Gunter have chat gtp installed in him nowv

Gunter

Respond

[torn stone]

How is the switch update going to come out before the xbox one

[mossy oxide]

Because at least Nintendo has their crap together

[errant sleet]

gunter

[errant sleet]

If today

Any time from like

[torn stone]

I love Microsoft ❤️ ❤️

[timber oracle]

Gunter xbox update today right?

[tender solar]

update Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[timber oracle]

Lmao

[rancid terrace]

Is it still not out?

[plain lily]

Nope

[timber oracle]

Gunter 8ball xbox update today, right?

[tender solar]

Question

xbox update today, right?

Answer

My reply is no.

[torn stone]

Of course not 🥰🥰

[errant sleet]

<t:1721822400:F> onwards

[timber oracle]

Correct

[timber oracle]

Friggin 8ball

[plain lily]

Doubt it

[rancid terrace]

Wish they would at least tell us when

[torn stone]

No communication is the worst part

[plain lily]

Facts

Microsoft is known for not having good communication until the last minute

Then something fucks up

And shit

[torn stone]

Reminds me of a child when the do something wrong

[plain lily]

Ye

[austere galleon]

Im not hype anymore

Still wait, but no hype

[keen estuary]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[silent willow]

dont lie to your self

[keen estuary]

brrr

[feral condor]

@austere galleon same

[left fulcrum]

Yeah... Any joy I could have had about this is ruined at this point.

[torn stone]

🫠🫠

[verbal girder]

!switch

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Switch (ETA Unknown). Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
-# (or click button for a DM)

[hybrid sable]

Yes i'm not hyped anymore

[verbal girder]

Oh thank goodness

[austere galleon]

Yep, i wait part 2, but still wait part 1

[austere galleon]

Ça clc

[hybrid sable]

Vrmt

[torn stone]

I guess I was wrong I thought it was out on switch

[left fulcrum]

It's like getting up for Christmas (as a kid) and then everybody telling you that you have to wait two more weeks to open anything.

[woven pebble]

do different autophage camps cell different staff parts

sell*

[verbal girder]

Was legit ready to do things unsavory to my Xbox

[left fulcrum]

Yes

[woven pebble]

okay ty

[hybrid sable]

Im crying

No update's sky

[torn stone]

Facts also other people are opening presents and they pull you to the side and put you in timeout while you watch

[austere galleon]

Its like when you kid and your mom give ice cream to every other kud but you

[torn stone]

Mom I want no man sky(5.0)

We have no man sky at home

The no man sky at home (4.7)

[heavy rock]

Every platform except Xbox and switch got ice cream

In short

[austere galleon]

Broooooo

[half mango]

I got tired of waiting

Just bought nms on steam 🔥

[austere galleon]

Look my eyes sean, give up update

[heavy rock]

And I brought World at War last night

[quasi bramble]

The key art on my games and apps just changed

[verbal girder]

Don't give me hope

[quasi bramble]

I'm serious

[left fulcrum]

Exactly.

Especially with the amount of hype that Sean was putting behind this on Twitter?

This is crap.

So help me if it doesn't come out this week for whatever reason I'm just going to delete my save and the game and just never come back.

[austere galleon]

The key art change 2 days ago already

[quasi bramble]

Tonight might actually be the night

[silent willow]

are you serious now or are you serious soon?

[verbal girder]

Tonight isn't the night

[quasi bramble]

Not in the my games and apps section

[heavy rock]

Gunter 8ball Is the update tonight

[tender solar]

@heavy rock

Question

Is the update tonight

Answer

Yes.

[silent willow]

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT WE STEAL ZA MOOOOOON

[honest sun]

Its not hello game game's fault

[quasi bramble]

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

[verbal girder]

BANANA

[austere galleon]

Yep, change for me 2 days ago already

[honest sun]

You know that right

[quasi bramble]

MINIONS, TONIGHT WE STEAL ZE UPDATE

[verbal girder]

Yes it is

[heavy rock]

No the fuck it is not

[honest sun]

Its xbox for not pushing the update..

[plain lily]

I'll believe tonight is the night when it actually happens

[silent willow]

xbox

[rancid terrace]

Did switch end up getting the update?

[plain lily]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[heavy rock]

You are right, it changed for me too

[honest sun]

It needs to run on every single xbox 1 including dinosaur boxes before it can be released unfortunately

[silent willow]

bro imagine the updates been out and the bots havent updated and none of us have updated are game lmao

[quasi bramble]

Could it be tonight?

[honest sun]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
-# (or click button for a DM)

[quasi bramble]

I'm gonna throw a brick at someone

[verbal girder]

It won't

[pure horizon]

Switch released so maybe Xbox will today too

[heavy rock]

Guys look!

It's a sign

[verbal girder]

!switch

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Switch (ETA Unknown). Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
-# (or click button for a DM)

[plain lily]

LIESS

[pure horizon]

#nms-news-ticker message

[verbal girder]

That's actually insane

[heavy rock]

OH FFS, WE ARE THE LAST ONES

[plain lily]

Now it's just xbox the last inline

[pure horizon]

The fact that the images have updated is a very good sign

[heavy rock]

I PREDICTED THIS

[quasi bramble]

Sean Murray I have a bone to pick with you

[verbal girder]

GUNTER UPDATE YOURSELF

[tender solar]

To refresh yourself if nosepicking doesnt affect the only there really should say uncle count!

[heavy rock]

I was right!

[austere galleon]

Im gojng to microsoft HQ guys wait me !

[verbal girder]

huh ...

[plain lily]

The fact switch beat us is absolutely crazy

[solar idol]

Really, the update to Nintendo arrived earlier????????????

[rancid terrace]

Throw it at me so I can get knocked out and wake up when the update is out

[plain lily]

W Microsoft

😐

[verbal girder]

Hate? HATE!!? ILL TELL YOU ABOUT HATE

[night yew]

i've just come back and
the switch really got the update before us huh

[plain lily]

Yup

[mossy oxide]

Nintendo beats Microsoft the multi billion dollar organization known for their “top of the line tech” to release an update for a game that the Nintendo switch can barely handle yet get updated with the latest features

[austere galleon]

Its kinda fking historical switch get update before us lol

[verbal girder]

Honestly

I'd rather be crashing every 5 minutes

[honest sun]

Top of the line tech not software

[silent willow]

are you fucking kidding me

[granite isle]

No way

[mossy oxide]

Microsoft dropped the ball

[wild tendon]

i know the admins are gonna get relieved when the update roll and this thread close 😂

[sand venture]

Thats crazy.

[mossy oxide]

So hard

[verbal girder]

To be beaten by switch is far worse than crashing every 5 minutes

[silent willow]

a handheld console got it before one of the biggest companys in the world

[granite isle]

We got Switch before xbox

No way

[honest sun]

!switch

[tender solar]

Update 5.0.0 - Worlds Part 1 is now available on Nintendo Switch. Enjoy!

Don't forget to follow our server's nms-news-ticker channel for more real-time updates on each platform or run !NmsVersions in our server's #bot-spam channel.

[granite isle]

Im shoked

[silent willow]

there is no fucking way

stfu gunther

[quick heron]

xDDDD

[silent willow]

jk i love you gunteh

[solar idol]

Don't even put that shit

[granite isle]

Im done

[mossy oxide]

Imagine being beaten by a hand held

[sand venture]

Is there proof it's a Microsoft issue? Everything I've heard suggests that Microsoft didn't think the update was suitable for deployment

[wild tendon]

lmaooo

[quick heron]

fck ms

[heavy rock]

It's a disgrace, it's a fucking disgrace /j

[honest sun]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
-# (or click button for a DM)

[solar idol]

Damn they can't do something right

[silent willow]

fuck it when i get money im buying it on steam

[quick heron]

!xbox

[heavy rock]

!switch

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
-# (or click button for a DM)

Update 5.0.0 - Worlds Part 1 is now available on Nintendo Switch. Enjoy!

Don't forget to follow our server's nms-news-ticker channel for more real-time updates on each platform or run !NmsVersions in our server's #bot-spam channel.

[verbal girder]

/srs

[solar idol]

[honest sun]

:*(

[austere galleon]

I dont think we gonna have the update today

[heavy rock]

MICROSOFT PULL YOUR FINGER OUT YOUR ASS AND GET IT OUT TODAY

[plain lily]

Or ever

[verbal girder]

I'ma go buy a switch and break it in half out of spite

[left fulcrum]

But it's nice n warm

[austere galleon]

I got à switch but i dont want

[plain lily]

Ayo

[solar idol]

I'm talking seriously, I'm at a point where I myself set fire to the offices of Hello Games and Microsoft.

[verbal girder]

Give me, I'll make it into two switches

[heavy rock]

I predicted that switch would get it before us, and i was right

[silent willow]

its not hello games

[mossy oxide]

Bro the switch got it before us that means Microsoft is plain dumb at that point. HOW DO YOU GET BEATEN BY A HANDHELD

[verbal girder]

I hope you guess the lottery and lose the ticket

[plain lily]

It's not HG it's Microsoft being an ass and taking their sweet ass time

[austere galleon]

The switch belong to the stranger girl live in my house since i dont play nms, she gonna kill me

[plain lily]

I find it infuriating but also funny that switch beat us 💀

[left fulcrum]

I'm done

[mossy oxide]

Nintendo at least cares enough about their consumers to get a game to work for their console

Microsoft has probably triple the man power

[floral iron]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
-# (or click button for a DM)

[austere galleon]

Nintendo quicker than Microsoft, omg

[mossy oxide]

Half the brain cell

[verbal girder]

Pfffff

[floral iron]

that’s not real

[plain lily]

Just reminds us how cut rate and unreliable Microsoft really is

[left fulcrum]

They got until I wake up and then I'm just deleting this stupid shit

[heavy rock]

Props to Nintendo for somehow beating us to it

[uneven grove]

Changed to the 5.0 art?

[quasi bramble]

Yep

[heavy rock]

Everyone keep your eyes peeled to #nms-news-ticker

[floral iron]

hopefully today

[quasi bramble]

This is nepotism

[night yew]

i have notifications on all messages for that channel
i'll get pinged

[plain lily]

I just made a 30$ bet to my sister

[solar idol]

I swear if Microsoft doesn't say anything in 7 hours I'll send you a ddos attack or whatever

[mossy oxide]

It’s not like it’s hard

[plain lily]

Oof

[quasi bramble]

Imma nuke Phil Spencer irl

[uneven grove]

Wait, I had no idea 5.0 has been released on switch

[heavy rock]

Well it did

[plain lily]

Wouldn't that make things worse and make us wait longer?

[wild tendon]

Mean they got the one before hot fixes? GekL

[mossy oxide]

Microsoft has the security of a bread bag

[plain lily]

So will we most likely

[wild tendon]

😭

[austere galleon]

Every xbox player rn

[heavy rock]

Hey, I'm not that ugly

[mossy oxide]

That looks like a LOL player

[night yew]

i don't think so, i believe the whole reason for this delay is how buggy the initial versions probably were, so i'd like to think we'll get a later patch

[plain lily]

Fair enough

[heavy rock]

If Nintendo found it suitable, I think we could have a chance

[floral iron]

they are soooo slow omg

[timid zodiac]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
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[fervent rampart]

switch is out 🥳

[silent willow]

i hope the new update explodes switches so then nintendo sues hello games and then hg sues mc bc mcs a bitch👍

[floral iron]

congratulation 😡

[mossy oxide]

!updateXbox

[verbal girder]

Fr I found Phil Spencer's Cortana folder

[fervent rampart]

i am on xbox 😂

[mossy oxide]

Phil Spencer is too busy playing Xbox right now waiting for that one unpaid internet to fix NMS for Xbox

[timber oracle]

Bruh. Read the room/server. Read the pinned rules. Let's abstain from this type of inflammatory commentary.

[verbal girder]

He's been grinding f76

[timber oracle]

!Xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
-# (or click button for a DM)

[quasi bramble]

He's rebuilding his base

[mossy oxide]

I was making a joke with that

I was trying to update Xbox nms

[verbal girder]

Not for long

[heavy rock]

Did you hear, switch got it before we did

[solar idol]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
-# (or click button for a DM)

[mossy oxide]

Gunter now is not the time for things like this

[tender solar]

All things into nanites

[mossy oxide]

What bro

[sturdy notch]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[night yew]

gunter is still out here i see

[tender solar]

And over here about the different race that lol "for fun"

[verbal girder]

Gunter just says random things when you say his name

[tender solar]

Bruh. read the name of units to get it

[plain lily]

I feel like we are just all huddled around a campfire as we all wait for the Xbox update to drop

[solar idol]

Good God at this rate the game will be like ark survival ascend that takes half a year to update

[plain lily]

Dear god

[timber oracle]

i made the announcement and yeah...sad times

hopefully Xbox gets the update in the next few hours.

[heavy rock]

But the game icon changed on Xbox which is a very good sign

[mortal yarrow]

!xbox

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown) Please read this: #no-mans-sky message
-# (or click button for a DM)

[verbal girder]

Yea huddled around fire like feral goblins waiting for the meat to cook

[solar idol]

Let's not wait, should God, we already wait more than enough

[mortal yarrow]

no shot

[timber oracle]

[mortal yarrow]

bRuHHH

[plain lily]

OONGA CHUNGA OONGA CHUNGA

[vivid rampart]

Switch Update before Xbox

[verbal girder]

OONGA CHUNGA OONGA CHUNGA

[timber oracle]

[solar idol]

OONGA CHUNGA OONGA CHUNGA

[fervent rampart]

since saturday, i think

[heavy rock]

This has got to have Microsoft pissing themselves

[verbal girder]

FIRE OOOHA FIRE FIRE OOOHA BURN BURN OOOHA

[solar idol]

FIRE OOOHA FIRE FIRE OOOHA BURN BURN OOOHA

[plain lily]

Oh god what have I started...

[timber oracle]

you should teach this one to Gunter

[tender solar]

Hopefully 5.1.1 will teach you can argue with more like proto geks

[night yew]

okay this thread is now full of cavemen
that's a new one

[timber oracle]