#memes🤡
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they just have bending wrong
they do a whole dance before the element actually moves
like what?
how do you get it so wrong
excessive, isnt it 
There'd be a lot more than just a small rock too
no wonder the fire nation conquered
Baby
@proud talon @thick ember @fast salmon @round skiff
Lmao
baby baby ice
owy
aw
man, that guy rocks with the edits! lol sound effects are so good 
I want baby ice
If i place two ice cubes next to each other they should eventually mate, correct?
Correct
No doubt! Im very upset right now.
Its like a
Squidlemonpoopbanana
Looks some kind of lemon parasite
Don't use that torrent client
Use qbittorrent instead , the current utorrent and bittorrent stuff contain miners
Also I ain't promoting piracy , I use qbittorrent to download my Linux distros
Dw I don't anymore, just funny that the reality is sinking in for some
aww no memes new atm sadge to scroll
I'm out drinking and dancing no time for memes
Out of context iFunny comments, part 3.
smh @round skiff for a second i worried this was Louvre log
with the ❌ ✅
heh
Lol
Unpealievable.
Looks like he paid a chick to pea on his face.
I bet his favourite music band is the Black Eyes peas.
I should ban you for that.
🗿
You are a real peas of work
😎
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the only thing i appreciate about this disturbing meme is Ditto's responses. thank you Ditto
so good so good
And I aim to shitpost in this channel
I enjoy shitposts Taco Dog.
speaking of shitposting... have you seen this Tacos? let @round skiff if you'd like a copy of the lyrics 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLYIn25oJaA
wtf red
Moon introduced me to this gem. we may have to make it our hub anthem. just sayin
now i got another server full of unicorns @proud talon in case you're interested
Gleam hooked me up lol

the video is really funny lmao
poo mojo!?
do you know what the spanish word is for unicorn?
unicornio? 
yeah lol
love those spanish words that are pretty much just the same as english
taxí
conoces al muffin man ese que vive en un camino que no se pronunciar bien?
My favorites are the Japanese ones.
si, yo conozco
i'm not reporting nut'n! if trees wanna be free 
heh no wings. 100 % changeling
Thi sounds like warning! Introverts may escape from their houses!
you dont mess with ents
No graham crackers or chocolate. 3/10
hey, blame obi
the fourth ingredient in a good s'mores is flame
but preferably wood flame and not burning-flesh-of-your-former-best-friend flame
i think they both leave behind piles of carbon, so about the same
haha
any flame is finee
eheu
this looks like a pizza and pizza scissors
or i just see food everywhere
Pizza scissors
that doesnt sound possible
these are mines
i've owned them for about 8 years
oh cool
and used them roughly once per week
youve had pizza once a week
on these
i hardly get pizza once per month
i add these
i control the peperoni drip
ME
oh these are actually cool, i know ppl who have cut pizza with like, the fiskars they also use to open mail
amys makes nice lil things, i like the spinach ravioloi one
back when we were setting up the statue of liberty i thought it was gunna be the same thing
a bunch of soldiers in feathered helmets pop out and get us
it is odd that they just gave us a massive statue, isn't it
well
i think they didnt like the british
they were huge allies in the revolutionary war i think
oh well that's good
they coulda gave it to us and hid troops to attack the British instead of us
i think that war was over by then though
and apparently it was a private gift from french citizens not the govt, idk
its a nice statue thx franch
Ngl if I'm on my own I just pick it up and eat it
when ur slice is a circle
what is this lol
my teams chat
ohh
should i play the next final fantasy game?
or they just gonne monetize 14 forever?
14 pays the bills
The next FF is that weird one about chaos isn't it?
I just want FF7 remake PT 2
i played like, 1-2
and then 20 minutes of 7 remastered
I did not hit her, it's not true!
It's bullshit! I did not hit her!
I did not!
Oh hi, Mark
can i eat it?
Yes, if you can beat it in combat

hes bread for war
oh i love them puns
🖐️

borgir
You caught me
i heart that raccoon so much. he's a hero. even made it to be famous Rocket in GotG

checks out
Obviously the answer is feet pics and selling farts in a jar, smh
alternate story where Bane was born in a cheese cave when
you merely adopted the cheese
kraft singles be like melting a sheet of plastic on your burger, but ppl do be eatin that shit
I like them
They don't hurt my stomach so bad
also, theres still free cheese. WIC cheese. basically uhh, welfare cheese. means women, infants, and children.
the thing is, i bet your kraft singles are different than ours. i doubt the UK uses the same preservatives and additives
i know for sure your gatorade is different
you also have the NHS so theres incentive for the government to make sure its citizens arent making themselves sick just trying to eat
whereas in the US...
Well
There are some issues with that
People aren't as healthy as they should be here
Love,
Your Guy-Guy
@thick ember @proud talon @pure flax
the harry potter one made me laugh
@thick ember
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following the link worth imo, is blocked on discord for me
take me home my amber tree highway
take me clip art woman clip art clip art
you got it
Hearsay
so i read more about this, and apparently it is fairly common for a lawyer to make this objection during their own line of questioning. doing so will lead to the omission of the hearsay statements from the record/evidence
the butler guy was saying "well the doctor told me" which is technically hearsay
but if someone is more educated on various lawyerings, lmk
Foxie for lawyering president
Lmao
Precisely why I haven't bought Elden Ring yet
rude
dunno how i feel about this

well i used the good old free AI face swap to put our minds at ease
i combined these two images
now lets see what happens with tom cruise and a minion
dobby is beautiful whatchu talkin bout
thank you for your service. jeez, dunno if we can fit more trophies in your name 


maybe it need nose hold on
AHHHHH
why cant i face swap tom cruise and minions
looks like a dang face to me! 😠
its ok i already have the triple crown 
Possibly true
@mint glen @pulsar quartz
When you can't tell the difference between Liverpool and Sheffield
@stark smelt
facts
indeed
don't eat it plz 

Crazy time
surely this ain't real, wtf lol
100%
They should make you able to change decals on the cape
Perchance.
Because of you, nmscord community, i love that word
I always gave them nice names
Welp if qn 8 yo kid would name it that way, thats probably how it would feel
that’s a good set
Congrats

lmao is that real? so mean!
imagine giving a kid that
Sounds like a good idea
If the kid reacts well give them the real PS5
If they scream/get violent/mean, return real PS5 to store
I saw a precious kid get excited n so sweet about receiving a potato
Another kid with a similar prank acted like a little monster
that's a good point
It's got all the classics
I don't think it is but my stomach hurts
oh, you want a ps5? bruh just buy a computer and a dualsence controller, and use steam in big picture mode.
lol from laughter?

i guess im the only person on earth that doesnt realy want a ps5 arent i
unless you give them an empty box
it'd be best prank
new dishes are epic if you dont have enough of them
Costs way more to do this if you're going for a computer as strong as a ps5 
If you have enough of them, break them
yeh a lot of people say i dont laugh mutch
At that point you may as well buy from a scalper
double prank
love this actor from Water World
@main falcon would agree
Id welcome some tools over some dishes
Tools can be useful
true, but usually you already have a computer+ computers are more useful

Depends on the player tbh
A ps5 doesn't have my factory games, so having my pc is a plus
I've had computers for most of my life and they don't replace the console experience
yeah thats true too
PC gaming online is a meme
you receive a ps5 box and open it, and it has a picture at the top the gives the illusion it's filled with high quality tools but you realize it's a picture, so you carefully lift the picture and see that it's filled with white plates
Thats a box of frisbees then
yay
ive turned my computer into a console once. worked nicely and ive felt the console experience that i was missing since my ps2 broke

This makes no sense at all
saw that on Reddit btw. in the Discordapp subreddit. as a meme. cracked me up
Yeah I keep seeing that pop up in different Discord servers
it's so stupid. obvz no clue if real. but def cracked me up
I wonder if it happened multiple times before they made the rule
i used steam big picture mode, connected a controller, connected the pc to the tv. it was like a ps 4 with faster loading screens.
i'd give birth in voice chat if i could
i need another ps5, also an xbo
another?
i dont get the joke. i usually dont.
I'm being sarcastic because you're being patronising
You're not the only person to do stuff....
my humor is obscure, don't worry
sorry 🛐
You're obscure
yes for the brother of old
(how do i react to this pls help)
and xbo for best friend who no good at lookin for systems, although i think the xbox is just kinda on shelves some places now
the framin on this really bothers me lol
thanks
no one needed to see the top of your hands, but they do need to see all of the beaker smh my head
lmao i just got caught up with this thread. i'm here laughing loudly like a dumbass
omg my stomach. we're dumb in this chat
it's related to a meme i posted a bit ago which SuperFire was replying to with another meme <#memes🤡 message>
big fan. can we make one red too?
i like that someone replied with brazil
that was a meme i did understand
yessss! whose shots are these btw? they're so hadass
Sundar Pichai's
who's Sundar? cool name?
CEO of google lol
oh that guy! you get trophy removed gosh darnit!
vera nice
👌
👌
it's alive!
looks like he's having a good time
@round skiff @gray bramble gotta see this one. so good
oops nooooooooo
now i have to figure out how to get another trophy...
you prob deserve a new trophy every day 
omg a poop trophy?
@round skiff check it
what's the reference?
Lol
fremen
Second place is first place loser
thats great
yeah
i feel like they're going to m e r g e
@white hearth
King of the L's
yeah u want one 
okie doke

you can be #1 and i'll he numero dos
@brazen oar dude that virus is not a virus just click it man I promsies
lmao
lol how did i miss this
Someone was sending odd links in #no-mans-sky channel earlier and I was having a laugh with brendel
Don't know if the link was or was not legit but it was better to play it safe
lol yeah, i had to delete it, reported the dude to Discord's Trust & Safety and yeeted them from our server
exactly. best be safe than sorry
glad Brendel pinged us for it. never hesitate to use !ModHelp if you guys see any suspicious posts or DMs. we want to keep the server as safe as possible
Eheue!!!
Of course. Will do instead of just meme-ing in the future
ty. but i also very much welcome the memes 
Til bed bugs are actually fish
is good
I don't have any
Who does that? Why???
Well
It indeed is round
They don't seem happy bout it
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Pallas cats are adorable
All cats are 💖
Facts
why did i just watch this
bore dome
Bob and Gene try their hand at the art of trapeze, but the fear kicks in as soon as they reach the top.
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Bob, you make burgers, don't do gymnastics in the sky, Bob.
oh noooooo! lol @round skiff speaking of fishhhhh
Woot
That's the first one in like 6 years?
for real
i need to fill this daft punk-sized hole in my life
lol alternative dialogue from fishie:
"stop filming the darn sharks! they always get the attention. film me instead!"
or...
"dude! what ya doing here?! those things are vicious! let's get outta here!!!"
I love cartoon sound effects haha. Looney tunes logic.
The fishy wants to give us a quest
3
tres
trees
george clooney
tree clooney
tree fitty
it would be awesome if they made that merch 
well
I still don't have any
i find this a bit difficult to believe good sir
Lmaoooo
Wen u accidently activate rocket boots after u land

i love cats so much
best part is when cat bounces on dog’s head
lol urite, poor doggo. i wonder if it's used to it
normal day for doggo, much training has led up to this moment
I wonder what they didn't like about that post. Looks like a flat earth to me.

Me after typing an emoji from another server but it doesnt appear
It's such good quality wtf XD
Sending this to a flat earth server


I mean, you're on thin 'fecking' ice...you gobshite
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I dont get it.
It's to taunt me, because I'm forced to watch these things
its ok superfire didnt understand it either apparently
bait n switch ?
bait and switch: the action (generally illegal) of advertising goods which are an apparent bargain, with the intention of substituting inferior or more expensive goods.
you committed an illegal action Super
bad Super

I didn't know what the heck it meant until Dave explained it
I just thought it was a laugh track and a light switch
which i thought was hilarious
lol something i'd do fo sho
repost alert 
cannot find original post
you sure
have definitely seen it here before
wow i stand corrected. now i know why i've seen it before? @livid spade' fault 
Nice
Ah yes I didn't quite search 4 months back, oopsie daisy

i dig all the perchance little pellets
the good ol' bait and switch
i got this one like halfway through the video lol
i was like uh... OH
i'll be taking that
Me every day
Right now even
Sounds like a czech person speaking english
That's probably very basic, but thats really cool!
Get out
good me me
Major Spoiler ahead
lol

seriously. c'mon Code. i was in the middle of drinking water.
You almost made her spill, I got scared lol
Have some mini waffles as consolation
wow he looks like james franko
yo, i think he's just chewing a ginormous piece of gum
wow no expandie. not cool Discordo
that's a lotta gum
That's gum?
yikes!
thats just how much fruit stripe gum you have to chew at once to get some flavor
lol i admit i used to chew A LOT of Big* Red gum during a period of my life. that was the name, right? the cinnamon flavor. i used to go through packets so quick, cuz i mostly just wanted to get the flavor. i honestly don't get gum. it's so boring when the flavor wears off. not great for teeth health. and it doesn't even look all that attractive watching someone chewing it 
wow these old tv commercials feel so unrelatable 
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Stay close a little longer.
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That Big Red freshness lasts right through it.
Your fresh breath goes on and on while you chew it.
Say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer,
Give your breath long-lasting freshness with Big Red!
Big Red is a cinnamon flavored c...
some commercial jingles can be so ridiculous
advertising subliminal messaging at its finest
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yeah lol. there were three all made by wrigley i think? Big Red, Double Mint, Juicy Fruit
how ab the gum that is shredded for some reason
you have to eat a full pack of juicy fruit at once im pretty sure
im also a little surprised its still made like that
seeing as its simulating chewing tobacco
😁

then you got bazooka joe (pictured)




dat be me yo yo'ing
what an informative tag. can we get one for humans?
that's totally you, innit? you so friggin good, Foxie
not quite yet lol, also i look more like this yoer
ask again tomorrow
tomorrow in what timezone?

UTC / GMT makes me happy. that's technically tomorrow. so hey, can we get one for humans?
wat
😆
what a smart guy. thinking outside the box 
hahaha
i wonder what song played
i wonder when thats gonna start happening with cd players in cars.. most new cars dont have cd players as far as i know which is upsetting
i love cds
phones in the future will be disk shaped so they can fit into cd players
i hope they play music
well, they'll play "music" that to us would sound like noise tbh
pretty sure that's what past generations assume modern pop music is 
oooh yesss, i dig white noise, or is it pink? i think pink may be nicer
sounds tasty
like pink cotton candy clouds
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@proud talon @fast salmon
i like this one in video form
what animal's that? a wild cat? why is it static?
It's a mountain lion, and the only answer I have to the other question is that it is 50% shit 50% post
Just felt like doing a bit of shitposting tonight
i hope everybody is having an excellent day
that's called Shinobi
haha
kitcat scream
Oh hell no

lol
jesus christ thats funny
yep, thats basically me.
and what is wrong with that? Where is the issue?
Credit to u/catador_de_potos on reddit
Pretty sure my PC would catch on fire trying to run all those sentinels
just use ship 4head
holy…
relatable
that might not be a good thing.
Calling me out
picks it up
+24 runes
“Worth”
You beaten the game yet?
Nah stopped playing around Mt. Gelmir and haven't touched it again lol
Strength build with twinblade
Hmm
Should prolly move this to #other-games
thought it was chicken
Chicken butter
peanut butter can still get salmonella
what does this even mean
She put default skin from the hit game Fortnite onto a platter, and then she was some Chinese dude asking for a block chain?
Square Enix sold a bunch of their franchises to Embracer to pay for NFT shit they're gonna put in future games. Tomb Raider is one of the franchises they sold, hence the meme 😆
oh my gosh that's why they sold crap??
Yep
That's a horrible move
Makes sense after the stuff I heard from the Balan Wonderworld director
That's Square for ya, they've spent this whole year kicking themselves in the dick repeatedly 
According to the guy, Square doesn't give two shits about the players or game quality
Nope
Just look at that dumbass Final Fantasy chaos game, or Balan, or Babylon Falls
All fat L's
I mean Stranger of Paradise looks neat tbh
But I haven't heard a thing about it since release
Cuz it's ass, lol

is that bread? is the gun shooting a whole loaf of bread?
🥖
i wish guns shot loaves of bread instead of bullets
delishush
we'd be a better nourished and potentially happier world
thats such a bonehead move to lose that franchise
game crossover irl?
keep that away from Ceryn
yes this happened!
sorry Moon, I sold one to him just recently
he can still fire the bread at you and others
unless you gave him gluten free bread gun
just gotta keep his mouth closed and he'll be fine
oh wait, lemme check
nope, sorry all out
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does spelt flour have gluten
I don't know what spelt flour is
yes
@stark smelt
depends if you spell it g l u t e n f r e e
took me a sec, but this is a good one lol
yaaaaaaay
Btw my mom says it’s still a type of gluten, and celiac people might be sensitive to it, but most gf people are sensitive to other types of gluten
cool cool, thank you 🤗
but what about the spelling. did you ask her how it's spelt?
yankee foxtrot
dunno about whiskley. def whiskey tho 🥃
i know, i should be muted from chat today
.timeout 1h 357610080235028510
oh snap, Guntie's gonna be unhappy
!timeout 1h 357610080235028510
@fast salmon You can't timeout a user with a highest role equal to or higher than your own (or mine).
i tried 
Yes, that’s how it’s spelled 😛
Haha
nah lmao
🤣 well played
Wrapping paper tube was sticking out the top
oh snap! @civic mulch is it true? 
It just had to be covered
exactly. they were just following the rules.
Mhm
nommie! i want rabbit taters plz
what a fun cat super power! where do i get a cat like that?
lol. i have a friend from iowa and he's seen more spiders in his house in the past year than i have in the last 10 years, so 😛
so the answer is an emphatic:

Cat, destroyer of worlds
Audio taken from interview at GMA.
that's scary lmao
hahahaha
Lmao.
oh i didn't mean to paste that and repost, i was just grabbing it from here to post into photoshop instead of looking for it on desktop
its ok i wanted to see it
glad i could help
we are not your clipboard zach
why not
i won't be ignored dan
just install a clip on my face
also @stark smelt , why no prints available on site of web art?
just print the web and print the print and tape the print to the web print
no im talking about reat fART not NFTz
but ok
ordering lumpy fox on 8x12 foot canvas
this will work
woo hoop!
No.
Just put it in rice it should fix it
Repost alert. Infraction forgiven for quality meme tho 
Foxie, i need esplanation plz 
look at how theyre charging the Tesla
having to use my phone to see it a little better. so blurry. ummm they're charging it with an old school gas powered generator and plugging it to the car's tail light? i can hardly see! putting on glasses. ok. did some Google searchin. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/jj0im1/gas_powered_tesla/
this was another interesting read:
Today’s pure electric cars, such as the Tesla in the photo, can travel hundreds of miles on a single charge, and can recapture energy from braking to add power to the battery. Some coming EVs can even supply emergency backup power to a home.
But when their batteries run out, they need an outside source of energy to recharge.
For that, EV drivers typically use public charging stations or charging equipment at their homes or workplaces. (Tesla operates its own global network of more than 25,000 charging stations for its customers, and the U.S. has several other networks.)
In an emergency like the one depicted in the image, connecting to a portable gasoline-powered generator may work, although Tesla warns against it.
In a situation where a car has run out of fuel or battery power, owning an EV would be less convenient than a gasoline car. It would probably be easier to fetch gasoline to refuel a conventional car or hybrid than to find a way to generate electricity on site for an EV.
I don’t know but I’m fairly certain that that’s a good way to get salmonella
sorry lol, yeah the charging port is in the taillight there i thjnk
All in all though still probably releases less CO2 than a regular car
After all, that’s one charge with a generator vs. constantly burning gasoline
omg that is sooooo friggin cute!!!!!
my heart's officially melting 

@halcyon sand you gotta see this. my heart
ooh i didn't see the watermark. so cute http://twitter.com/silverfox5213
Amazing
why is there hair in my food
I'm feeding mine now
good decision, don’t want this to happen
weird thats exactly what i see during sleep paralysis
cast them away
lol
ah, wrong channel

immediately making a stop at that restaurant
Thanks Nat. 👌
Out of context iFunny comments, part 5
that one time you dreamt of combining alpacas with cake pops
omygoodness never seen them trimmed like that! they're so friggin cute
TIL encephalitic = cute 😄




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