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I dont get it
its clearly sunday
damn the game looks pretty intense but then again I am horrible at rhythm games
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there was a whole set that i didn't save more than five or ten of
but hraaaaah won my heart most of all

Back to monkee
@stark smelt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sdJMslWLFw
Learn about the strange creatures that inhabit this wild land.
legit happened with me
"I want the fruity ice cream"
"fruity?"
"this one" points at menu
"sorry sir I can't read, dont have my specs today"
"goddamnit I want the tooti frooti masti ice cream"
haha
Anyone saw that meme "Fauna other people find vs Fauna I find"? Or I'm imagining things?
It was about how other people find cute deers or cool rock cats, while all I see is hexcows, striders and antenna-eyes-fuckery
Gilbert, my 78 pound goldfish loves to eat. Though, I’ve run out of cows to feed him and he may get angry. Hopefully he doesn’t eat m
No Gilbert ate me
I ran out of cows to appease him
Now he looks elsewhere to feed
What have you done to me , I have never had inner dialogues , now it keeps bugging me
the italian navy sets sail
Italian version of castaway
italy
If that child has never played ffxiv then would they know what a trial or a Heavensword is? A paradox since the beginning of time.
Me farming sentinel for the 1000th time making some money
Excuse me its parangles ok thx
why is it posted in memes when its clearly a really #archived-old-serious concern
dont take frog stalkers lightly
'frog stalker'
Best teacher I’ve ever had had us photoshop a celebrity in front of our school so ofc
Valheim in 1 image.
When you advance science too much in Civilization 6
Oh I get it
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0
o o
Probably how my pet would turn out in NMS
🎵 Lui Lei. Oh no 🎵
You understand the meme?
Correct
We use it instead of he or she
You don't need to use the reply button in an active conversation 😛
Ah kk
Around here, if you call someone "it", you will be in for a hard time
Yeah
Ah fuck I did it again
Indeed
Shall we take this to off topic?
I have this on a side monitor
Nah, I'm just here for the memes
And I need to get groceries
well that's why we have linear algebra and hilbert spaces
you just haven't gone far enough in math yet
once they replace the integers on the numberline with f(x)=y points
then it's quite legal and sensible to say that final sentence there
"Hello I would like 🌈 apples please"
because if your numberline is f(x,y,z) then of course you can have a curved gradient of apples
if they only did math in integer numberlines like everyone complains about then you'd end up with useless 2-d square sheet of paper apples anyways
no one wants an apple that has no thickness
🙂
Pharrell’s Hog
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congrats, you exist 
Welcome back Spaceman
STARNOMALY ITS BEEN TOO LONG
Hello Spaceman
Arcerinex howdy its nice to see you again
Hello man from space
We have a Computerman and Spaceman,
2001: A Space Odyssey
oh boy this is where the fun begins
lol
I just saw feet and thought of this meme immediately lmao
No I'm not into feet
Love it lol
you know I'm surprised I managed to avoid among us, like I still dont know the actual gameplay mechanics aside from the whole pointing-out-the-imposter thing
I still remember as a kid saying it was lame that I missed all the historic events 😔
Yeah, hindsight is 2020 xD
CHANGE 🎶 DA WORLD 🎶
Daft Punk say GOODBYE
More memes @ instagram.com/thehouseofthedank and @ facebook.com/houseofdank
ignore meme tags, for YT sea...
For me i fall asleep and experience the past in a dream
@thick ember da f is that
a Fat Man
Woah this is 2021 let's be more progressive with how we label men's weight smh
It is a kilogramically challenged male
"On August 6 1945, the first atomic bomb Kilogramically Challenged Male was dropped on Hiroshima, Japan by the 393d Bombardment Squadron B-29 Enola Homosexual"
"and on the 9th the second bomb Vertically Challenged Adolescent was dropped in Nagasaki"
Lol
Well that's an interesting way of putting it
Pretty sure "gay" at that time still meant happy
Yeah but it's a pun so
No. Unhealthy is unhealthy.
2020 sucked, it killed all the cool people
Im still alive tho 😎
Someone cursed my chessboard. Lets see how long you can watch cursed chess
Sigh. So relatable. Well, pre-Covid lmao When I had no pandemic excuse.
haha
Guys all odd numbers have an E in them
wow this is true and i’ve never realized it
would be even better if none of the even numbers had an e
petition to change eight to ait
In English
One
Three
Five
Seven
Nine
Messed up about eight. Ruined it really.
oh tin as well
brief dump
I need to drink more water 
i will never consume water
Okay so what I take from this is 15 years of chicken nuggies is the limit
Hypernuggiemia
hypernuggiemia is gonna kill me i swear
@pallid path No, no, let the parent die, fix the child
BETTER YET, BOTH DIE
Is he starting a nuclear war?
no it's a cat in the gay bar
It's just a Razer keyboard around the corner
don't you know? the cats are just spies for us gays
to further the Homosexual Agenda™
oh crap I've betrayed us
😆
why is the cat spying on the gay bar
I can make a joke here but I wont
there’s a cat in the gay bar
There's a cat in the gay bar
I too will tell my future grand kids that I used to be a black man with a dog.
thats pretty good
Oh man, I don't get it 🥺
Shrimps typically propel themselves backwards to escape iirc, and crabs normally walk side to side.
neither of them can run straight
Aww that's just adorbz. Ty so much for explaining. 😆
carcinization
like "why am I even playing this game"
Sohail -.-
not allowed? dam
Telling people to google for porn? No champ.
Hey, neat, SDV board game, TIL. Here’s a gameplay summary for the curious.
its funny but not for the reasons you'd think
I was smiling at the meme before it but as soon as I saw this my smile vanished lmao





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This is super cursed and also the funniest goddamn thing I’ve seen all week https://t.co/OOAblOwomM
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Ridin around in a rover
If i see your girl then its over
Sent a man straight to jahova
yknow what that bomb looks like
omg this is so stupid
I don't see anything stupid about it. Morshu just wishes to live a quiet life
I mean yeah he does like his sandwiches
susu

sus queen has no weakness
Lmao
Omg I like susu. Is that a thing? Just like amogus? Lol
This is super cursed and also the funniest goddamn thing I’ve seen all week https://t.co/OOAblOwomM
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Oh someone else posted that earlier. Forget who. Love how they make that work. I'd be sooo uncoordinated.
Thankies :3
No
I continuously forget that Security Breach exists until I'm reminded by /v/ of all places.
its hindi for piss
Somehow that sounds familiar 
it might be because
- sousou: group of people who come together and contribute to a fund that is then dispersed among them
- susu tribe in Guinea
- South Ural State University
Hmmm...no, I could've sworn Donna introduced me to the word somehow lol
I wish she was around so I can ask her.
Oooh ooh, @steady stirrup, how do you say shampoo in hindi?
Asking, cuz in Spanish, they say "champoo" with a ch sound. And I could've sworn my cousin told me that the word came from India...? Iirc.
yeah these came about during colonization and the british were like hey you brownie gimme some of your shampoo or whatever you call your thing
lmao
Sound
Context pls
@Sohail#2147 no
😩
Now I'm craving chicken nuggets 
This is too close to the truth to be a joke
Is it sad that I was reading that as Fluffy's snick? My brain was like, ooh, I didn't know @rain kiln had a cat.

something like a box of 20 from Mc D's to gorge on
Lol I can't have McD's 
there are better alternatives i must admit
but he does 😛
No way! That's adorbz then! Lol
Wait, is that, Fluffy's cat in the meme? Or does it at least look like it?
the colour is similar on that but the one that colour is much bigger
How name is literally Dick Butt
I wonder if that had a psychological effect in his upbringing
Or you think he changed it to fit his criminal lifestyle?

I dunno
*Meanwhile in Fortnite
Thank you, English localization, for making this possible.
this is genuinely traumatizing to watch. this is pc cruelty violation
cool jam tho 
@fast salmon paying cat tax
omg Fluffy!
your cat is gorgeous and adorable. what breed is it?
Siberian Forest mix is what I'm guessing
She's the biggest framed of our cats but when you give her a bath, you realize she's mostly fur xD
Then there's Cinnamon, the runt of her litter, and also the best black cat ever
beautiful too! my cousin has a theory about black cats. or a theory she learned from a rescue center iirc. at least applicable to where she lives. that black cats (with ppl's weird superstitions) tend to be the ones less likely to be adopted, and tend to be the most loyal and loving as a result. dunno how true. but sounds like an adorable theory

I love black cats that are just vaguely cat shaped voids
@fast salmon so not so fun fact: the only reason I was allowed to adopt Cinnamon in October was due to me being good friends with the shelter owner's son (Wolf, my roommate)
Black cats normally aren't allowed to be adopted in October because assholes use them as Halloween props, but by the time I got Cinnamon she was already being called "Ryan's cat". She's a sweetheart 😊
Was watching the joy of painting! Wtf!
Me at work when someone ignores my advice
ok
yes
i dislike that
those are not donuts
dear brain, do NOT crave glazed donut looking snakes, nor expect them to taste like glazed donuts. bad brain.
I could compromise, treat them like eels, stew them, and still eat them
Or frying them. Haven't made up my mind yet
POV u ''dont'' care so much you make an entire animated video
Is that a mogus?!?!?!?
Sus!1!!1!111
i like the memory of pop tarts
Oh what's that, you wanted to play the new FNaF game?
Well, first here's a bit of light reading you'll want to do before playing the new one.
why
why
though if I think about it the amogus phenomena is really SCP tier
oh its real
Amongus is a memetic hazard
the joke is ||in reality the Republican party is no more||
I see someone is mounting Korvax casings on the wall as trophies.
Who else just picked long wedge simply because it is the biggest
the weird shaped ones with multiple points
Alpharad no
What’s that
Oh that’s a person’s name? Weird
Sorry, I don’t have any context, but I laughed so that’s enough for me!

They're a youtuber
I don't get it
its a specific joke so I dont blame you
Good show, lol
and that new reality is somehow one of the OG triple OGs of NCAA football
https://youtu.be/VE8FnsnWz48 This should explain it better than I can put into words
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#history #nuclear #worldwar2
Arguably the two incidents show how you can't take for granted a material with the potential of going supercrit...
TLDW - that spherical thing they're messing with was the core of what was supposed to be an atom bomb, got nicknamed "the demon core" after some nuclear incidents involving the core killed 2 people
yeah its weird
Jokes on on they’re all Pokémon
I can sense the banhammer incoming | edit: called it
What happened
Someone thought they were smarter than the mod team ¯_(ツ)_/¯
I mean
Thats possible
But idk
I got banned for following channel discriptions before on another server 
Just gonna post my too large file here
Can someone pls make it a share link? I cant with this phone idk why
"I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE LAB, BRO"
i’m definitely not working at that baby’s restaurant
That's the devil core ain't it , didn't it almost cause a huge ass nuclear accident that could destroy the world , or am I tad bit off?
not that bad, but it killed 2 people who worked on it
wait a second >joe rogan
I might be being played here
Prob just gotta turn on Dev mode on...?

Dumb tiger isn’t angling
Flat armor is easily penetrated
Bye bye tiger
Eeeey thats a hellcat
I know it bothers me too. Also not "easily"
Maybe hellcat easy yeah
Amogus
love that so much lol
Oh yeah , sorry mistook it for another almost world ending incident
lmao

me and a chick
The zelda game that looks like pokemon
There's still a major quality difference 
What happened to the other meme? :o
Dude I cringed so hard
No joke
I genuinely cringed so bad i felt like I was eating a rock
That level of uncomfortability
im sry 😦
why did i think they also combined Peter Griffin in this?
yes
mean
That's why yo toes wrinkly
Wrinkly as hell
What kind of toes you got on?
xD
These recipes are getting way too complicated
Good one! 
lmao
Time to get that on a papercut
Oh that would feel amazing
I agree
i remember where i got the name glumbo from
glumbo
Here's a meme
I almost told you to post memes in #memes while actively looking at it in here
THE MISSILE KNOWS WHERE IT IS AT ALL TIMES. IT KNOWS THIS BECAUSE IT KNOWS WHERE IT ISN'T. BY SUBTRACTING WHERE IT IS FROM WHERE IT ISN'T, OR WHERE IT ISN'T FROM WHERE IT IS (WHICHEVER IS GREATER), IT OBTAINS A DIFFERENCE, OR DEVIATION. THE GUIDANCE SUBSYSTEM USES DEVIATIONS TO GENERATE CORRECTIVE COMMANDS TO DRIVE THE MISSILE FROM A POSITION WHERE IT IS TO A POSITION WHERE IT ISN'T, AND ARRIVING AT A POSITION WHERE IT WASN'T, IT NOW IS. CONSEQUENTLY, THE POSITION WHERE IT IS, IS NOW THE POSITION THAT IT WASN'T, AND IT FOLLOWS THAT THE POSITION THAT IT WAS, IS NOW THE POSITION THAT IT ISN'T.
IN THE EVENT THAT THE POSITION THAT IT IS IN IS NOT THE POSITION THAT IT WASN'T, THE SYSTEM HAS ACQUIRED A VARIATION, THE VARIATION BEING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHERE THE MISSILE IS, AND WHERE IT WASN'T. IF VARIATION IS CONSIDERED TO BE A SIGNIFICANT FACTOR, IT TOO MAY BE CORRECTED BY THE GEA. HOWEVER, THE MISSILE MUST ALSO KNOW WHERE IT WAS.
THE MISSILE GUIDANCE COMPUTER SCENARIO WORKS AS FOLLOWS. BECAUSE A VARIATION HAS MODIFIED SOME OF THE INFORMATION THE MISSILE HAS OBTAINED, IT IS NOT SURE JUST WHERE IT IS. HOWEVER, IT IS SURE WHERE IT ISN'T, WITHIN REASON, AND IT KNOWS WHERE IT WAS. IT NOW SUBTRACTS WHERE IT SHOULD BE FROM WHERE IT WASN'T, OR VICE-VERSA, AND BY DIFFERENTIATING THIS FROM THE ALGEBRAIC SUM OF WHERE IT SHOULDN'T BE, AND WHERE IT WAS, IT IS ABLE TO OBTAIN THE DEVIATION AND ITS VARIATION, WHICH IS CALLED ERROR.
anyone here ever been to a discord server known only as 'The Freezer'
?
the fuck did I just read
The successor of the bird-guided missile
this is what your ship thinks when it spins out entering a station
the move backwards, zoom in (or is it the other way around?)
they use wider angle lenses/zoom out as they bring the camera closer to the subject, called a dolly zoom
ground control to major bong
He was actually a famous ace in WW2
Broooo
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I don't get it
amoogus
You know who else is red? Discord Moderators. Think about it.
I'm gonna say it
Big chungus was funnier than Among us
Even as a dead and forgotten meme it's funnier than among us
Please do the right thing. Stop among us memes.
Does me posting this count as irony
that looks terrifying
Oh boy max damage
God i miss star control 2
I thought that was like a tick under a microscope
Nah Ur-quan Korh-ah, one of the two villains of star control 2
Ur-Quan Korh-ah exterminate all life in the universe whilst the Ur-quan kzer-za enslaves all life to protect it from the korh-ah etc
This is- me
@tropic wigeon
I ruined it
is ok i forgive you
remember when do u know de wae meme was really awesome and then it died out almost instantly? i wish the same would happen to amogus.
That mouse
honestly
I'm choosing the nekopara anime chocala vanilla
it is financially responsible
61 dollars vs 359 dollars
And I did the research the Mouuse outfit is normally double that cost
It is just on sale
there's just something so unexplainably funny about this image
Amogus not funny
secretly nacho loves amogus
You're normally right zug, but you're 100% wrong lol
I could rant for hours about how much I hate this meme, but I know better lol
I don't think there's anything I hate more than among us
nazis
I don't think that's true, my little pogchamp uwu
Well, yes, nazis
But I hate amongus memes more than any other meme
how can that look so friggin adorable and not creepy at all? lmao
@stark smelt Why not Chimpug
pattern recognition is pretty based

fucking monster
it saves on reading time too
i think the theoretical character in the joke still reads the whole book tho 
Big chungus is still alive dumbass
He lives in a hole
In a field
When octane from apex legends is sus!😳
i like that version
I edited it myself
Looks like if Ellen was possessed by an Eldritch horror and the devil at the same time
You're the unfunny kid in the back of the class who keeps shouting the same jokes trying to make people laugh at him
That’s literally just spikes that they’d use on horses in Medieval wars
But as an RPG dice
Worse than the D100s
I’ll have you know I don’t shout anything during class
sus
LXIXCDXX tbh
4️⃣
sus

i solved videogames:
Where is No Man's Sky?
somewhere around minecraft and such
I'll trust you on this, one time
on the plus side, destiny is slightly less so! maybe? I don't know, lmao
As an avid Destiny fan idk why Warframe is less work-y
^
I mean more work-y

I just hear a lot less shittalk about destiny, lmao
Warframe folks are maybe more honest with themselves?
There’s always that kind of talk about Destiny lol you just need to look
There's shittalk on both games really
warframe is shit
And a lot
I love it
lmao
cannot play guitar in destiny sorry
Um
playing warframe and destiny at the same time be like, how did i find myself working three jobs 
Besides emotes?
Yea this applies to both games
I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT FUCKING ENTRY
I learned how to play leaves from the vine
Warframe has Shawzins, Destiny has hologram guitars that dont even make noise.
Shawzins are the shit
Not from the guitar emotes
That one turntable emote is neat though
I memorized a videogame guitar song
multiple
I need to get octavia to up my music game
Warcrimes with a beat
THE REALEST VERSION
no man's sky has so much walking tho
Octavia Prime says hello
lmao
Animal Crossing's kinda inbetween them to be honest
one reason I never got into destiny
Walking and work
yeah but for the MEMES
Yes remove half of all content
My generation 1 ps4 is somehow still alive
6000 IQ move
Ran prophecy today. Loved it
well whaddya expect, it's GOT UR DESTINY in it
imagine one day you travel a large voyage to meet with the oracles who will tell you what you are destined for
And they hand you a small box with a shiny disc inside
the year is 7009 BCE
i cant deal with destiny 2 cause of how much i need to grind to be on par with average like its fun but ffs
good game tho
Read the 700 page state of the game it’ll make you feel happier
NEVER
whenever I play grind games I just
unless it's in comic format
Don't grind
There's so much lore it's crazy
I don't think I have ever actually grinded inna videogame
wow not even in tony HAWK's pro-skateboy?
unless you count like spending 1 hour deciding what type of stairs I should use for my aesthetic
crazy taxi should come back
they fuckin' ditched me
at this place
and i kept trying to get a ride back home
it's been so long
crazy TAXI PLEASE
if you are talking about the osama bin laden hard drive it is true
And there is alot more on it
Like the Charlie bit my Finger video
But does he actually have tom and jerry on it?
same. i play until i’ve pretty much run out of story content. will do a tiny bit of grinding for weapons and then move on
oh this is memes
i got that 4 loko going
Yea there was alot of things on that hard drive
Multiple animes
Documentaries
pretty sure the computer was community shared and that's why there's an assortment of things on it
Like pandemic cow said the charlie bit my finger video was on it
You gotta shake it up first
I kinda miss marm
MARM COME BACK
||weren't they banned?||
BRING MY MAN BACK
Memes can't fix mental health deterioration 😩
It just masks it for a shirt time.

Nah he doesn’t want to come back
hah
😦
you forgot the game Walking Simulator 2020 in the Walking Sims side.
cringe
which one?
of course, the demon cat can only be caught on camera. Never seen with the naked human eye
when your cat stares intently at something that you cannot see, they are communing with the demon cat, meowsifer
or is it asmeowdeus
Final Fantasy VII (1997)
Developer: Square
Publisher: Square, Sony Computer Entertainment
Composer: Nobuo Uematsu
Director: Yoshinori Kitase
Platform: Playstation, Playstation 4, Microsoft Windows, iOS, Android, Xbox One, Nintendo Switch
mood
repost
Stormtrooper: misses
Vader: "You have failed me" chokes him or otherwise kills him without remorse
天気の良い日はたまにこうして羽を落として日向ぼっこします。
暑いのでは?とご心配いただくかもしれませんが、本当に暑い時は口を開けて呼吸するのでこの状態は大丈夫です。
日向ぼっこ中はもっと大きく羽を広げることもありますが、この日は少し広げただけ…お陰でこのような姿になってしまいました。
how is that a meme?
how is this a question? imagine gatekeeping
owl pancake
I'm stealing this gif

so i heard you like amongus
lol
so what does pega look lik?
I like that one
we need more golfing memes for the many thousands upon thousands of golfers in this server that can relate
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this is not a golf related meme and i apologize for changing the subject. one day, i hope all you golf lovers will forgive me
blocked
i won't forgive this
😀😧
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printer
That is definitely a printer.
Get your facsimile right. 
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THAT's a fax machine.
See the difference? 
when i see things i believe in and that are facts, i'ma start saying 'printer'
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