#memes🤡
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I would actually eat a calamari burger if it doesn't move
That’s why I turn up the sensitivity on my Steam Deck games lol
Why? I would 100% fix the world
Literally me after playing The Outlast Trials
Ark
That was me back in late 2010s
yes cook it more

Arma 3 probably
i saw this meme a littlw while ago frome someone elses post, thanks, whoever posted this! its funny
Rice?
That's not an excuse, that's completely made up as an excuse after everyone hated the final season.
Fredrick Nietzsche has a huge mustache so he's wise? i don't know.
Archaic memes from prehistoric times 🙏 😭
Best times with best memes
But RAM was counted in mb not gb
(i extracted that data from the windows XP background)
Beautiful
Cat in my Lego city be like
A man was crushed in Lego City!
Turns out it’s real easy to win a sword fight when you’ve got the equivalent of a .22
David is such a chad bro
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Mr. Henry Winkler!!..........Covered in Bees!!! I don't own any of this
Electrolytes
I love this
Me in stellaris when my enemies close in on my capital after wiping out my fleets (I started the war because I thought they looked funny)
Smith And Wesson No. 3 converted into..... I don't know what 'm looking at!
This not an original Colt Walker, this is a reproduction clone but still....
funnily enough...
inb4 it turns out to be paid
is it only me?

True
The one where it misses is funnier
Funnier yes but not as satisfying
My explorer is more wide than tall so I tend to hit the sides more
Stop the cap!!
Pyrophina
Don't forget the "you're an egg in a teflon pan"
BRO IM CRINE 😭 😭 😭 😭
🌽
These videos terrify me because why are we starting at $90 and who in their right mind buys a thousand dollar keyboard
me cus if have money that is burning a hole in my man wallet imma spend it on summin im gonna use
Ok
lmao literally me
Jokes on you, I know someone with a windows 7! 
Goblin who?
Goblin yer ma
Is your pfp the main protagonist of INSIDE?
(an extremely low-rez version of him, that is)
“The boy”
Yes
Anyone have the one where he misses?
average nerf blaster
Know the difference.
when people say "(x food item) is just ONE atom away from plastic!!" i like to remind them that water is also one atom away from rubbing alcohol.
(also, that's just.. not how plastic works)
First point of action would be to offer them Mac and Cheese
A TEN POUND WEIGHT, A CERAMIC PLATE, GIVE US ANOTHER FREE UPDATE
d
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My subs dream came true
-# No Context
Dark souls boss music starts playing*
The Baby, Bane of mashed food, Sucker of nipples, Soiler of pants, Apostle of Chaos
Why would you do that

melon
peak
ok
is that a.... penguin? ...A PENGFCL+EW(UcSDKoridkJUSKVJQ
Sean posted a new emoji and it was a Bee. Just in case you didn’t know when ever he posts an emoji it hints as to the theme as the next update. For expel last thing he posted a colaseium and we got the beast arena thing
Bee arena bosses incoming
It's probably sum stupid like bug catching we still in May lol
Giant bee monsters with human legs incoming
The fact that it could take decades if not centries to find that lone bee makes this so much funnier
It would take millions of years in all likelihood
Bees live for (30days)
30 years. I guess i will die in 2018 then
Behold we found the immortal Bee
I have bad news for you
What are you talking about?
🙃
Baseball, huh?
baby wanna see how my Atlas Rises? let me Pathfind on your Foundation baby, and we'll see what's Next 😏 let me have Visions of what's Beyond The Abyss i'll bring you baby. let me put on some Bytebeats to set the mood, and when we finish our Crossplay i'll shoot my Living Ships right into your Exomech baby. let me bring your thoughts into Desolation as we Synthesis into one 😍 let's become Companions on my Expeditions and be the Origins of a Next Generation.. allow my light to refract through the Frontiers of your Prisms baby 😩 let me break your Endurance into Fractals until we set our Waypoint on becoming Outlaws baby 😰 the Echoes of my Interceptor's Orbital momentum will become your alpha and Omega hun 😏 I'll rock your Worlds in Part 1, and are you an Aquarius? 'cause I'll dive my Beacon into the Relics of your Worlds in Part 2... ❤️ Let's become Voyagers as I Breach your Remnants in the Xeno Arena. let The Swarm fill you up baby
Can this be considered a banable offence please
Yes.
Hmm what color should I pick...
Blue
so i got placed on a planet
it is called lulum
its half a lulumbu
we are pogging rn
Why are memes so much funnier when you aren’t supposed to be looking at memes 😭
fruit tastes better when forbidden
👍
👍
Agree
What game is that from?
cod iw
Gonna roll up in my Golden Vector with tricked out IK and go full A-10 on that swarm
They took the "bu"
this sucks
Pole dancing kat
No Bu??
literally me the other day lmao
lol i use the 20mm in that game
And they say ts is the future 🥀
Thx
In our 300 maneuverability space bricks 🔥
ironically this also came out 10 years ago
same year as nms and titanfall 2
Anime?
yeah
Rip man. Everything went wrong after you left 😔
out of curiosity whats this from?
the game is DRG rogue core
the guy is theangryvideogamenerd iirc
What gamr is that?
Seems like CoD: Infinite Warfare to me.
yep
Me after Taco Bell
true
wait already
NOOO WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHOSE MOMMY
They’re certainly not as loud lol
(I’m a huge Solar fan lol)
based on my recent experience messing around with solar ships
imagine fighting the swarm and then you hear this
Thx
You don't need Physics if your a pirate
May the Omnissiah have mercy on your machine spirit, because I won't.
Ave imperator
Jeff Bozo rocket
BYD's sport-car(top) and Ferrari Luce(bottom).
Because the earth is flat, and there’s a big gap between them
Blew origin
Because the earth is a cube and the edge is right there
Because the earth is a donut and they are separated by the donut's hole
I would if you had one
Got anymore of them, pixels?
👮♂️

dont disrespect tux like that 😡
🥀
Actually the blue one might just be a rotated red one
Yea its mirrored and rotated

Give us a fork...
William : okay
the fork : Rat --> God
They mean the colours
Cause red generally means bad stocks
No
Canadian military
how it feels in GTAV when u use the mk2
💪 😎
Flex complete.
OH FUCK.
I've locked the channel temporarily while we establish rules
that's my flex
I am reiterating it here and pinning it so it's known.
Custom rule 1: absolutely no political memes. They belong in #archived-old-serious. Can't access #archived-old-serious? Wait until you can.
Custom rule 2: absolutely no "headphone destroying" audio. I know it's called by another name. Don't post it. I've lost one headset to it. I won't lose this one.
Fuck happened?
Access granted.
Purged.
I come to check memes, and I'm greeted by the Welcome page
We've deemed a full wipe and recreation of this channel due to today's events, and a revision of the rules set in place.
That wasn't directed at you
oh yikes, good thing i wasnt here to see that
That was directed at the general everyone.
yaaay memes!
I would go loot some memes for here, but it's 5:35AM.
@hollow laurel that delete may have been PTSD from me; I see it enough on Reddit that it may trigger 'Nam flashbacks
no fault of yours
just a personal fault of mine xD
kind of sad that all of the lacking titan shenanigans are completely gone now
but i understand
yes, that's true
because it's been so long I genuinely don't remember
...fuck
this is why archive exists, I am dumb
i understand the reasoning behind the deletion and i believe it to be fair, don't be too hard on yourself
purely my call, flagellate me as you will, but I forgot lacking existed for that long
I could've sworn we archived it xD
'tis fine
im new to nms, whats lacking titan?
it's been way too long for anyone to remember anything or even care about events that happened approx 3-4 years ago
lacking titan was a memes channel created during the Waking Titan ARG
so Fluffy
guess this came true
Following the archival of #lacking-titan on the NMSCord, this video was meant to serve as a proper tribute to the channel. Thankfully, the mods have taken back their decision, and therefore there is no need for me to complete this video.
Special thanks to: Skipspace, WYIS, Fluffy, and Ryan
Twitter ► https://twitter.com/totallynotwonce
Discord►...
2 years ago lmao
you guys remember what happened last time this happened
fucking worth it
last time this happened i called someone a cunt and got banned
so whose it gunna be
i like how we all are just different shades of green
I am pinning that for posterity
because it is golden
one of the pins I made in lacking a WHILE ago is in it
and holy fuck, memories
lmfao, facts
i will say that i really fucking loved the chris kerrigan memes that were posted here
You can all hate on me cuz I wasn't here for waking titan and I don't really care
didnt even fight in the meme wars smh
lemme bookmark it so I can post it every time we wipe, in the future
so it will always be remembered
hahahaha
until Whale deletes his account
one of my very few original memes
whale if you made more NMSCord memes (or even NMS memes at this point) you'd be a goddamn karma farm
I mean that sincerely
your editing is great and I love it
whale is a god
thanks fluffy but i've been pretty busy lately
i have made a couple of vids on wonce though since i became inactive on this server
is milk still around here
Don't think anyone has ever posted this before
This is just from a book I was reading but I laughed really hard at it for a long time so here you go
teddy shook his eye
I'm kind of upset. I deleted one of my meme folders a couple days ago. 
Oops
True
I wouldn't want to sit in the flower one
Weird dogs
you say weird
you wanna see the meme that kills me every time?
it's the only one I have saved
this one
Good god lol
MsA you're welcome, that's probably the only webm I have ever saved
...that wasn't in the unmentionable folder
I thought the other bird in this one was a fish for a second and was very confused but it was funnier that way
oh fuck I'm lactose intolerant
Be extra careful.
that would imply elephants existed before single cell amoebas did
get your illogical memes outta here
/s
😨
Luigia
yes

i liked it better when the channel was deleted
I'm gonna see if they have it at the store today, in honor of you
I doubt they have banana tho
The banana one is my favorite to just drink. I normally use unsweetened Vanilla Almond milk with oatmeal or cereal. Pretty much great in anything you might use milk with. A lot of almond milks have different textures, so sorry if you try a not so great one
Do Ben Shapiro memes count as political
They seem too shitposty for #archived-old-serious tbh
too many cursed posts
Thomas the Lovecraftian Abomination
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Can memes be above server suggestions again this is weird
huh why
I think the order is right, you see it goes from "nice" to "questionable" to "downright avoid" as you descend the depths of offtopic hell
Lol
ikr
What’s nms?
nutmeg solicitation
Oh
"My memes channel" 
Cool. Ill wait till you post the wrong thing ☺
I dont get it
Wait memes got nuked?
Yes
I missed so much
rip memes
It means it’s time to repost
You got it boss!
Double lol
Also all as one makes it hard to delete one if only one is bad so I may end up deleting them all
delete the person instead, ez
delete me
how society should treat spiderbros
doo et
they keep your house insect free!
Every yo mama so fat joke at once (turning down your volume is recommended)
Spiders are awesome.
Go damn Natani you scared me.
My whole screen just flippin flashed n changed with that
how do you post multiple stuff in one post? because when I try to it separates them as each post
XD
I think mobile
Yeah
ah
And normally on desktop I shift or control click
I still have like 700 memes ready to roll
And a bunch of blank templates too
Hold on
This one may be pushing it, but it's fucking funny.
why is his head large
No 🙂
what the hell happened here
Horrible things
forever

Some People just can’t be nice unfortunately
😩
But you have a nice clean slate to fill up with good memes
alas... no.
alas marm has no good memes

whole channel got deleted and then put back in place
ok that got a lol out of me
@thick oceanee boob
Bee boob
dementia moment
yeah and I'm reposting all your memes becasue they are gone
Ur dadder
your mother is a very nice and respectable person
because she's my girlfriend
Yeah to me
Yeah my name is brian
who
me
but ur dean
Brian
Prove it
by asking what his discord is
if it isn't this one then I'm not him
But I can assure you I am brian
how old is ur mom
she kinda be a boomer tho
wait how old are you
No i'm fine
I thought you would be younger tbh
because of the memes you post
What is ED
@thick ember Its a certain kind of dysfunction. Google it
comon guys, at least repost something vaguely humorous
Wrong one
nah thats about right
Lol
Got ya right here bud
@buoyant coral Is that "the fortnite dance"?
yeah its take the L
The preview was so action packed already
Nothing to see here, just two chickens looking at each other.
Nice cock.
Thanks
where's the second chicke... OI
where's the second chicke... OI
Has Dave memed today?
Haha
i feel a bit bad for tod
Congratulations @bold quail, You've reached level 60!
fucfk off
youre 60 years old boomer
.xp @buoyant coral
well ur 36
.timely
MarvelousMarmalade#8368 You've already claimed your timely reward. You can get it again in 00d 03h 51m 11s.
I don't even know what that was or why i had it
Marm

is it too late to ask for mercy?
youre setting a bad example
.timely
RedHotTrouble#3707 You've already claimed your timely reward. You can get it again in 00d 19h 21m 15s.
rED
Getcher butt to the right channel
youll make new people think they can do bots in here
Huh. Would you look at that.
We can bot-spam in memes.
they can
But still no Dave.
dave
Dave can't meme.
spirit can i do channel appropriate bot stuff here? like rimg meme?
Or Gunter can't meme about Dave.
...fine
.rimg meme
?
where the funny
But careful with it because it might generate illegal memes
.rimg Dave
imagine if memes got deleted twice in one day
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You guys ever feel like sjfhwkdbjdjgb, wbdjajdjgkgkeoeoeoeoeoeoeooeoe?
Thank you 
dave
blob
Dave
dabe
It helps the people who want to make their own meme!
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you seem to have forgotten you're not on reddit










