#memes🤡
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A time-traveling headset: the defect is that its seztings are stuck and it only shows the times of the roman empires: public places that the romans used. Their discovery is always something fresh that no one has ever seen before
Light mode is evil

I remember some creators had an outstanding talent at mixing sentences. I wish I could remember their channels.
Carpet of Flying. It refuses to carry anyone or anything with a spec of dirt on it.
So a carpet 
Give it the personality from Aladdin too, but crank up the sassiness
What, you want a cat but made of fabric?
No vet bills, no need for a litterbox. That doesn't sound bad.
I'll offer 50g for it
Errrr, buddy, I’m sorry to tell you this but your ca(t)rpet was torn up by Dodgy Doggo and as you can see, it’s one-of-a-kind
How much for the Dodgy Doggo?
I'll trade it for a Tankard of Sobriety, except the tankard is always drunk, thus occasionally spills.
Maybe a little expensive, dude’s got a shop to run
311223*
sorry i need that chair for my date
bro was drinking stomach acid
dude was drinking liquid explosives lol
bro was drinking some illegal stuff
bro 💀
ugh 😔😔😔
Lol
Yep, that is air cooling allright.
just a flesh wound
Its notin but a a scratch
Original Soundfile: https://youtu.be/Vxb-4G7rYl0
Animation by me. Hope it gives you a chuckle!
@warped sedge
William diss a pear
Im too lazy rn to photoshop it
Sallet hemls have a special place in my heart
The roman one.
He called them dark elf and not dunmer, smh 😩
HE says dunmer later smh
I can't believe daddy dagoth is racist
@soft hill
why
still dont get why it happens
Me standing 2 meters away from one of those and it still hits me
I gotta say Sallet
Bro was drinking mcdonalds sprite
Sallet w/ Bevor
@soft hill
GUYS I CANT OPEN MY CHIPS BAG, PLEASE SEND HELP
How about sending you for a pair of scissors, that should work well
Thats no cloud... thats a space station
Wow
Where'd you find that giant cotton ball?
Where's the cotton emojo?

It's fine... Come in for a swim
Lmao
i ated it 😊
Noooooo
Was it nom?
tastes like orb
Never tasted orb. What's it like?
kinda like a cloud, or a white sphere
Is that like cotton candy?
it's like cotton candy minus the sugar and the color, but with the floof
Sounds amazeballs. And it dissolves in your mouth too?
@stark smelt oh look, a pink cloud covered pickle
Smh you didn't even ping @warped sedge for the pickle
I'm offended
usually, but sometimes you dissolve instead
5 star gourmet food
restaurant idea name: The Pickle Pit
Yes i would like a large ketchup with some frie sauce
haha
Beaver Boys origin story
bro he lives in ohio 💀
pistol is better
The American way
oh no not this pic

(its cropped nsfw)
Where did the computer science major pic go? 🥺👉👈
||Shira said it was cropped nsfw tho, so yeah||
lol
but you realized that gorbachev died in august
Didn't the Eastern Bloc died with the Soviet Union?
idk
#ai #memes #morrowind
Ight got here the good ending. time to play that one Chinese song
@warped sedge
I'd stick them at work 
I should do that

I've had osteoarthritis for about 12 years now
In my knees though. My back is often alright... Most of the time 😂
Better than last week tbh
my pc has some of the strangest videos on it
@fast salmon ^

it's okay it's not too bad
knees weak
arms are heavy
not moms spaghetti
no more of moms spaghett i 😔
felt
Ayo does not look like that mutch of a crime the longer i look at it
Not that important
my gek has a panic attack in 3 panels
Lmao
Yesssss 
batman became a farmer eh?
Looks it.
i’m batman
I spent a good 2 minutes looking at it before I noticed
the spoon is a lie
Just the sp, the oon is real
Thought it was backwards
laer si noo eht ,ps eht tsuJ
Bruvvah, I mean the sp is real, oon is lie 
so there’s hope

Hate this but true, WW2 is a good example (minus the uh... teamwork bit)
I was thinking more of Iran-Iraq war, but yeah that kinda works
Can't wait for 3 AM 😁
@shrewd basalt
but i waaant him
omygoodness, i misread it
i also want him visiting me at 3am. well, any time really
You could pluck darkeater midir from ds3 and drop him in legacy ez.
why would you ever make a concious decision to go to a galaxy named Hilbert
I left NMS back in galaxy 42
as a Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy fan I had to get there
so that’s where i left him
Yum!

Does this mean I cannot post my hour long top 500 cheese video



Precisely
"Boy did I call it or what?"
-George Orwell
BRO HE CAN SEND MEMES
He is sentient. Why wouldn't he be able to?

Anyone got any 10 hour memes that go in to crazy levels of details about how the minions are going to take over the world?
Gunter has passed Sentience and has achieved sapience.
unicorns existed and they were probably more like rhinos
But not horses
All the banana peels on top
unless

tell me if any of these are loud my laptop is quiet
It is not too bad. Anyway, is it all jusf goofy ahh bugs? They remind me of borzoi dogs.
yes
But what is the eeby deeby?
Maybye its a code name for Brazil.
I wanted to send not cool meme about giga black guy but decided to not
what? its ingenious idk why no one has made them before
do nothing.
How late are we talking here
Secret congressional codenames revealed during roll call #shorts #congress #politics #parody #humor #comedy
And who is the guy?
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
Happy valentines day from me to me 
Ah fuck, it's Valentines day.
Love you, Ditto 
💋
My fave thing about Valentines day, is that I'm single
Found myself a tie for valentines day
Lmao
happy valentines day
I dunno Phoenix Wright. Does he make a lot of typos? 
angry ace attorney noises
his last name is wright not right ofc he has typos
Ha ha das funny! Ty for the meme explanation 
hahahahahaha
You reaaaaally should try Ace Attorney trilogy one day, it’s pretty good
lol
bop
there's a funny little @thick ocean in my computer 
Bee P U

@thick ocean did you see this? did you know? 
Dip em in soup. I don't even order a regular meal. Just bring me soup and breadsticks at olive garden n I'm content.
TRUTH!
I used to do this at my favorite Italian restaurant for lunch every couple of weeks

😳
🤤
The Cannibal Inn

Bro really fucked around and found out there, oof
I need this. This should be a new trend for engagement rings come to think of it 
Jesus christ, what a tragedy!
wtf.

honestly quite incredible

i will purchase these again
haha
Aw come on that ain’t so bad :(( 
true
lol..
Can we get one? @gray bramble
(without the baby ofc)
Dammit. Got my hopes up for nothin’.
tony hawk 1 soundtrack starts playing

you can put a cat in there
Well, my thought is I'd be taking the baby's spot 
Not spit gosh darnit! I swear. My phone typing is so shit these days.
adult sized version
calming sounds to fall asleep to
||February 16||
broke the windshield
I bet @smoky geode would like this one 
Hahahaha
haha
Wait why is Winnie the Pooh wearing military fatigues?
i live next to that
it was once my kingdom. i was the ruler and all the other children were my henchmen and women
Same
I distinctly remember ordering the sand wench to felch me my shovel and plastic dino
That's what he gets for all that chicken hitting
Bed for all motherfuckers who send arts to memes channel
@soft hill
Nice
haha
so i just have to imagine someone walking up and down the staircase really fast
@pulsar quartz how it feels to play Zhongli
Lol x3
destroy it!!111
im not clicking anything
WHAT IS WITH THE 30 SECOND SLOWMODE lol thats like having those street lights on the onramp in the middle of the night turning red
I'd ne the one that throws a screwdriver, and have it break through and get stuck with the bill
fr 💀
yes im stupid, questions?
gottem
lol
£12
i will never not laugh at this
blackberries
haha
Those are berries, not fruit

smh
So close! 🌟
Can you add an arrow pointing to what on that pic shows berries are fruit? I can't see it
tysm
💯
this is very helpful thank you
oranges are shapes, very close though

Orange was a named after the fruit
gek behavior

I am once again asking for a dedicated NMS meme channel
is this loud?
Baby wanna see how my atlas rises? Let me pathfind on your foundation baby, and we'll see what's next 😏 let me have visions of what's beyond the abyss I'll bring you baby. Let me put on some bytebeats to set the mood, and when we finish our crossplay I'll shoot my living ships right into your exomech baby. Let me bring your thoughts into desolation as we synthesis into one 😍 Let's become companions on my expeditions and be the origins of a next generation.. allow my light to refract through the frontiers of your prisms baby 😩 let me break your endurance into fractals until we have to set our waypoint on becoming outlaws baby 😰
Tradition rules
law is law!
bri'ish
Reminds me of this
gluten-free* pancakes
Need this hat fr
Make it a bean bag and done deal
y the comments locked
thank u 
Who knows,maybye its a hint thst we are going to get a melee weapon?
Zweinhander or nothing
Lol..this is great because i am rewatching TWD and watching the rest i havent seen
LOOK AT THAT VIEW 😍
i'd get rid of the chair AND tv just for the view
you made my dad laugh with this, thanks
Thank you my new hat
i got laylaps yesterday
@upper oar

good bot

@round skiff @fast salmon This is how you properly moderate.
Keep up the good worm
watches Doggos get muted for correcting the mods
I stopped modding here because I was too based 
Twas a joke.
90% of everything I say is a joke. Beat that.
Only 90%? You gotta go up at least 95%
Yikes
“Please do not the cat”

My cat Schrödinger is a tuxedo as well, and has the exact two eyebrows white!
Me
Uncle Dave
Dad Joke FTW
bro idk why i sent this💀
MrFat
Cat War II.
Whole thread here in #off-topic-bond-james-bond with more shots of Hercule Purrrot: <#off-topic-bond-james-bond message> 
nice.
we should use that cat to destroy all opposing forces of the world
Hercule Purrrot 

well i guess we know what the next update will bring
@hollow rain
I found this cute Gek meme
Wow did someone else buy it and retook a pic with it? I loved that blue debate so much back in the day
I think this is the exact same dress
Good old 2015. When this dress was our only concern
That Leia shot. Yeah, that's the winner
He looks a little manic doesn't he? 
All animals around us are becoming robots. Make sure to charge your pets!
Aaand this is how people get severe injuries from cats.
even death
2014 memes
Smooth
ait, no more memes
Meme away, just not with that sort of message
nobody can read it and it's just a recreation of existing meme, but sure
I can
sure, like 3 other people in the world speak squares fluently
whatever, lot of effort went into the edit but ill just delete it off pc
Gleam a wizard, fluent in rare ancient glyphology.
very smart

also i saw a movie last night called "Pig", dont watch it it is sad and somber
Nicolas Cage still runnin the show tho
Also 10 second slomode!
dreams do come tru!
fine true love?
fine it
i have no dog, so i'll take 4.
Mostly?
when they get away they hide until u fall asleep while they plot their revenge
sniffle it knows and soon it will scuttling across my warm tummy in da middle of the night
wow he destroi
Why the doggo hate trees?
More like hates everything. LOL
and CHILDREN
I don’t hate trees

The double iFunny watermark
i love trees
i love you
darnit. i broke #memes🤡 rule 7. my bad.
Correction: "I have love delivery :3"
will self-timeout now.

background image is from @rancid shuttle
Lol
that looks delicious
yes thank you for spoon feeding my salmonella
you may think that’s a fork, but it is in fact, a spoon
Only sporks allowed
splane
I am
should we try again with an upload?
wow Clyde rejected that smh
Clyde deems it explicit. shaking my head violently.
@stark smelt see what you get from eating spoon?
bro put mercury on mouth.
does he make it?
Don't know. But it won him the tournament. LOL
das all that matter 

i wish they were that small
lmao yoink
A scary ringtone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6NswcyRsNI
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.#bluelobster #dripcar #memes
#memes #shorts #funny #funnyvideo
A slightly different story but I went to a London restaurant that would give you 500 quid if you ordered something they couldn’t provide…I ordered polar bear testicles on toast…I got the 500 quid, they didn’t have any bread to make toast!!!
Steve Buscemi
I'm not sure if I have ever kissed a bug, but I have kissed random wild toads, snakes, n lizards
i am surprised if you haven’t
Hypnotoad
Me with every companion egg
No
Yes.


when i was kid i eat a ant.
They sell ant lollipops, you might like em
.
You should try a Honeypot Ant
Their abdomens are swollen with num nums
This insect is one of the only edible ants in the world and is a favorite treat for some. Those who consume them say they have a slightly sweet taste. However, when toasted, they have a bacon-like flavor. As you bite into their body, their abdomen will explode in your mouth releasing these intricate notes.

uhhh.. pixels?
i see a sweatshirt?
thats so chaotic lmao
A wall , floor , bag, jacket
slide option would be nice 
Slide this, slide that, I just slid his service weapon out of his belt, try and stop me
Microsoft Excel was the bane of many an ancient Empire, but in the hands of the Adeptus Mechanicus, it has the power to save billions of lives, solve quadrillions of equations, and also serve as an interview question for quintillions of job interviews.
Meme by wafflelegion:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/11798q3/the_missing_puzzle_...
that’s cheating
Hunter jacket, oversized ski mask, guy in a hoodie in the middle crouched down with peanut butter smeared all over their face, miscellaneous straps and fleece items, a floor, all sitting on top of a crumpled up yellow blow up life raft. 🙂
that’s like, more than 1 dozen large birds
no1 react to my meme so i delet 😭

This was the funniest of the bunch tbh
Woah
Good luck cleaning that
No droids were harmed in the making of this video!
havent heard this music in so long what the name of it reeee
that’s one mad leek

theres no leak emoji
🥬


America.
not all of it
Ah, rats.
Project Zomboid
Yes


😕
Is that real? 
@fervent minnow
: D
frorg 
fromg
somehow this remains one of the funniest videos ive ever seen
that is the greatest meow video ever. Very Controversial and worth a ban because of how offensive their language is, but still the greatest. There’s really quite a bit of truth in what they’re telling us and we should contemplate this going forward
I'm torn between which to vote for, they both had a lot of valid points
well whats the point they both get kicked out of chair anyway
Cat on the right farted at 0:28.
Their argument loses traction after this point.
He’s losing my vote
Cat: "Please help me."
https://twitter.com/the_eggroller/status/1632743393758441472?s=46&t=GbXAiA6mF29jJVN2y-DjZA @fast salmon mmo mount mentality
Like 5 meters lol
because i’m gonna eat Mr. Peep on Easter
I love your silly memes so much 
I see nothing wrong with this, only a frog
wednesday dance
wednesday funny
wednesday edit
#wednesday #jennaortega #mrbean #wednesdayaddams
whew
Ooh man, I can't tag a non-Familiar here 
Non familiars cant access memes right
Also known as
fuck around
find out
For the record: I am not a federal agent 
I am 
meowdouken

incredible
Munch



@round skiff
@proud talon 
















