memes🤡

[hard current]

translation: when your granny tries to teach you how ti sing

also, didnt think anyone else here would know czech.

[agile shale]

I dont know czech

[livid spade]

Steam sale time

[drowsy scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/291395546781057024/1038211481231163453/yt5s.com-The_Only_California_Gurl_I_know_For_Real.mp4

[mental wraith]

That’s so wholesome

[heavy tiger]

Hmm..

[digital pumice]

The server is blocking this cute lil cat video for "explicit content"

Discord allows this though

[warped sedge]

"NO WAY!"

[fast salmon]

Not sure where this belongs as the warning should be taken seriously. Mostly sharing cuz of the music. Happy Thanksgiving Murica 🦃 Stay safe

https://fxtwitter.com/uscpsc/status/1595400940940677125

[glossy jay]

This is fine

Seriously though, thaw your turkey (not a euphemism) fully before frying it

[livid spade]

Thanks, I hate this.

[gray frigate]

Technically this is illegal, isn’t it?

[urban badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/925940086212816916/1045215723699589150/58d369ad4d486e4eb0aa0fe0413c6f1b.mp4

[soft hill]

I'm sorry wot

[thick ember]

@round skiff - Ceryn is posting NSFL in here.

[soft hill]

NAB

[round skiff]

No u

Gottem

[quaint wren]

I mean its really just storing snacks on a tree

[urban badge]

sealed with epoxy

[thick ember]

I've had some shit ideas but sealing spaghetti in epoxy has never been a thought that's wandered through my mind.

[round skiff]

Until today

You should be thanking him tbh, for broadening your mind

Mail your second one to him and moon

[thick ember]

I'mma do ravioli instead.

[round skiff]

Merry pasta

[soft hill]

yet

[urban badge]

i prefer alfredo in my ornaments

[glossy jay]

Not entirely sure. But it should be

I've seen it happen a lot

[gray frigate]

Yeah idk I’ve heard it is but I’m not positive, a quick google search yielded no results

[soft hill]

I also love tits

[sudden fossil]

wanna know what's funny about this, my name is actually Tits 🤣

[soft hill]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-gif-9153200

[fast salmon]

https://fxtwitter.com/bornakang/status/1595138408867065858

[hard current]

Me and the homies playing basketball in ohio

[fast salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-world-needs-to-hear-this-the-encore-the-world-must-hear-it-people-need-to-hear-this-i-want-the-world-to-listen-to-this-gif-23112653

[pure flax]

Nom

[white hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bloated-full-gif-5155076

[warped sedge]

https://youtu.be/J15tf3FVJ8g

[digital pumice]

/r/treesSuckingOnThings

[glossy jay]

That's a wild sub! Thanks for sharing!

[hard current]

No. Thats impossible.

[warped sedge]

"I like sand, its soft and smooth and pleasing--Not like you. You're coarse and rough"

[urban badge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/930182877482717208/1045230677378994176/FB_IMG_1669272796630.jpg

[visual ledge]

I found this on Facebook. You're welcome 😎

[visual ledge]

Ewwww

[lyric flare]

star wars theory kinda great for this one and for the one about the death sticks

[limpid wren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0sltgJXXLg

I hope this isnt nsfw but its funny

[livid spade]

We engage in a small amount of tomfoolery

[shrewd basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516189902065500160/1045820667397939210/FiWn6w_WYAEMyIO.jpg

[drowsy scaffold]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rcx1ejQxfr1z8ckep.mp4

[final rover]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/883853944508522536/1045354316631900212/unknown.png

[white hearth]

https://imgur.com/SnE5Bsm

[quaint wren]

https://imgur.com/SnE5Bsm

[final rover]

||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T5BY1j2MkE||

[warped sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[drowsy scaffold]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rd1isn1xSF1yer5a5.mp4

[final rover]

https://youtu.be/28HkXoCghm8

[agile shale]

Dead meme by the way 😦

[final rover]

@agile shale Every meme in this server is at least 4-10 years old.

[agile shale]

Agreed

Why you pinged me?

[heavy tiger]

Because you pinged him?

[final rover]

I do miss it :(

https://youtu.be/jL1PzprLdeM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/776616613591252994/959860237207240774/unknown.png?width=676&height=670

[soft hill]

me on the monitors i just ordered

[queen creek]

Hah, I ordered a mouse.

[soft hill]

Halfway to a full setup

[fast salmon]

@warm marlin did you see this?

[lyric flare]

lol

[warm marlin]

no 😄

hahah that's funny, traveler (thank you for the gesture, i get it) 😄

[marsh trail]

help

[heavy tiger]

No. 🙂

[hard current]

https://tenor.com/view/red-birb-gif-25390763

[celest crescent]

FFS

[carmine glade]

I hate those kind of people

[urban badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/838267890771820555/1046180880969900153/308f875fda69d4b48ed0acc38f1aa38f.mp4

[digital pumice]

No joke, I just got off work 4 hours ago, and I was thinking of grabbing one of the giant beany animals like that one off the shelf.

I'm an adult who loves cute, adorable things.

They cost like 30 bucks though 😭

[glossy jay]

Worth. It.

[heavy tiger]

Bussy.

[hard current]

Man, only 20 hp? Thats 4 hits with a travelers sword. Not impressed.

[drowsy scaffold]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qfdzzarpWF1y0yzi7.mp4

[carmine glade]

[warped sedge]

https://youtu.be/G_fpA6Ttm0M

[drowsy scaffold]

https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pxcbooWGeT1y7hwkl.mp4

[quaint wren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ext3l91PLg

[eager wind]

Pov Roman toilet

[digital pumice]

https://youtu.be/KSSido3IwnE

On my mobile, the funniest part of the title is cut out

[hard current]

facts

[final rover]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/727925520326721606/1038163046163566734/20221102_153058.jpg?width=644&height=663

[gray frigate]

that is simply too many corn dogs

[hard current]

Two many, in fact.

[urban badge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/358651360985743381/1046749551492603964/IMG_2401.jpg

[warped sedge]

youtube recommendations

[quaint wren]

Context: Tinkaton used a hammer made from Corviknight corpses

Tinkaton is also Fairy type, which is weak to Steel, which is what Corviknight is
Tinkaton doesn't fuck around

[warped sedge]

but tinkaton is also steel type according to the wiki

[quaint wren]

Because of the hammer it made out of Corviknight

[quaint wren]

Oh for fucks sake

I caught that annoyingly quick

[warped sedge]

same

[digital pumice]

When in loss, simply remember The Game

[soft hill]

I don't get it

[drowsy scaffold]

its loss.jpg 😔

revving
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_owhfp0lmZn1vxv0dy.mp4

[digital pumice]

To be fair, My Little Pony has a bit of terraforming DBZ style violence

[white hearth]

Deleted my meme, doesnt jive well as a followup to um...that

[digital pumice]

Now I wanna see it 👀

[fast salmon]

Lmao i saw it. It would've been funnny

[final rover]

https://youtu.be/GlepAjn5n5k

[urban badge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/355171189859287050/892121730527686676/image0-33-1-1.gif

[warped sedge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/355171189859287050/892121730527686676/image0-33-1-1.gif

[shrewd basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/unauthorised-unauthorised-cat-unauthorised-post-gif-26425569

[warped sedge]

yoo, fruit tape?!!?!

[sour radish]

my shit is daily, so it's not old

[white hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/643844726419750925/1047017163623497748/300a66ed818944586ca2020dd44faeaf.mp4

[eager wind]

Oh how cursed

[digital pumice]

https://youtu.be/vMVRg43pi4E

[eager wind]

I'm sorry a hunting what

[eager wind]

What's that lil fella going to do yelp it to death XD

[digital pumice]

Yes

[carmine glade]

Which failure as a painter do you feel like today?

[eager wind]

I'm kinda feeling like a nine but also a 5

[eager wind]

I swear those lil guys have demons inside of em cause there is no need for a dog too be that mean

[eager wind]

Haha shoota go brrrrrrrr

[carmine glade]

Needs more dakka

[eager wind]

Dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka

Orks are the best

[stark smelt]

haha

[drowsy scaffold]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_nvkgsvguYR1s8nejd.mp4

[stark smelt]

where they go tho

[acoustic torrent]

beluga whale

[stark smelt]

snow

[carmine glade]

Roman toilet

[warped sedge]

incredible wario cosplay

[fast salmon]

whoa! so good

[fast salmon]

squirrel?

[marsh trail]

Minos Prime

[jagged niche]

Foxy

[digital pumice]

I'd lose my teaching license so fast if I had a student with this mindset

[heavy tiger]

Jesus king of the jews LOL.

[mint glen]

[stark smelt]

VIRTUAL
REALITY
is
the
F U T U R E

[gray frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/future-squidward-spongebob-gif-4767609

[white hearth]

😂

[marsh trail]

Football players celebrating a goal when the refs call offside like

[soft hill]

Japan's was still valid

[bleak stratus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wkDJs5FmZg

[white hearth]

post mem

[earnest roost]

I don't have any mem

[heavy tiger]

nah its not, i have seen it before... god, i was scared, they committed war crimes and almost started a nuclear war.

[carmine glade]

Loss+roman toilets, made with ai

[frank quartz]

What you see

vs what I see

[heavy tiger]

Me who have to open it: gets a chainsaw

[hard current]

Im glad its a cant cause its the diet version. I dont understand why uk uses diet versions so much these days

[lyric flare]

lol

[hard current]

[heavy tiger]

meanwhile on school of vietnam.

[thick ember]

oh wow

[fast salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-not-true-randy-marsh-south-park-christmas-snow-s23e10-gif-19313153

[shrewd basalt]

i would never lie

[thick ember]

You can't just say perchance.

[hard current]

You can, perchance.

[frank quartz]

The Biological horrors watching me raid their nest for the 20th time this week

[quaint wren]

https://tenor.com/view/what-why-huh-steve-harvey-confused-gif-17449734

[quaint wren]

[frank quartz]

Local cat be ballin

[quaint wren]

Based OneShot meme

[white hearth]

pls no baller memes

worse than amongus memes tbh

[stark smelt]

decides to cuddle instead of exercising

[shrewd basalt]

Stop posting about baller

[stark smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/sausage-gif-20463731

[heavy tiger]

the child must already be crying after seeing this.

[drowsy scaffold]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r4wvzzVUq41wknn0n_720.mp4

[white hearth]

https://youtu.be/pNco6PeR4t0?t=656

[soft hill]

Me if I try to get back into mini painting or lego building (the Atari set being 270 euros hurt )

[digital pumice]

I don't think mine counts as an old hobby, but I haven't played Pokemon in over 10 years.
Last week I got a switch to play pokemon again, and I'm just as in love as I was those years ago

[drowsy scaffold]

https://twitter.com/tatami_DAZE/status/1598743800582533121?t=8UibwQMLyPhF_C1itJ1rnA&s=19

InfiniteTatami🍮 (@tatami_DAZE)

Get a load of this, i'm fucking balling
#Sonic #blender

Likes

14865

Retweets

3050

Twitter · Dec 2, 2022, 6:19 PM

[urban badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/761349513440657408/1048514713467748372/1670055700727.mp4

[soft hill]

https://tenor.com/view/burn-watchtheworld-somemen-batman-alfred-gif-5321685

[urban badge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/495769040434888704/1048511815207890954/IMG_20221203_090945.jpg
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/495769040434888704/1048511815568609330/doing_things_like_this_is_truly_the_best_part_of_college_cc_t-cardasistino__t-anniierau.mp4

[fast salmon]

Ooh ty! Super helpful tutorial

[soft hill]

oh no, time to tell you the story of a teacher I had, he said okay so many times
we counted one afternoon class and he said it 356 times just in that afternoon, it was pain

[urban badge]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/K-vgCB-RRl9GbCr92BTpw6UFF2ArN5qQjtZvpSMLo00/https/i.redd.it/pfdshb5efk3a1.jpg

[fast salmon]

That student deserves to ace that class. Would be funny if they got a B though

[fast salmon]

Omg you making me hungry dude. First beef. Now crepes

[urban badge]

had beef crepe before can confirm its yummy

[heavy tiger]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/Rq07MtzqheXKvrR8t8Kh1kblodA4GDFhFwhn5V4oZV0/https/media.tenor.com/Tj6OIrsldaIAAAPo/nasx.mp4

[pure flax]

🅱️eef

[fast salmon]

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

[warm oasis]

cowtent creator

[fast salmon]

or || Beef jerky ||

[short cypress]

||Milkshake||

[fast salmon]

Yo! What kind of milkshakes you having?

[short cypress]

Was the answer to your joke.

[warm oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-muppets-slow-turn-shaking-my-head-shakes-head-gif-13105902

[fast salmon]

Who consumes beef milkshake tho?

Tis beef jerky meng

[short cypress]

You'd be surprised. LOL

(Back to Memes)

[fast salmon]

Back to yokes. What ya call a cow with no front legs?

[short cypress]

Dunno. And naughty mod.

[pure flax]

👀

[fast salmon]

don't tell Gleam. and lean beef. yw.

[short cypress]

It's funny if you get it.

[quaint wren]

seems like something @soft hill would understand

[quaint wren]

https://tenor.com/view/bread-wash-bread-wash-bread-washer-flute-wash-gif-19730010

[shrewd basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880342502660530176/1048769841126985758/FjE1as8XwAEgppb.jpeg.jpg

[round skiff]

Lovecraft

[round skiff]

[fast salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/no-u-michael-scott-no-u-no-u-ollie-no-u-no-u-no-u-gif-22627974

[heavy tiger]

Omg mods are arguing.

[sinful mantle]

I’m sending this to my French friend

[digital pumice]

Wait until they find out about the toilets

[urban badge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048880246692262009/1048918324836311080/Ed_Sings_Your_Love_But_I_Synced_Up_The_Lip_Flaps.mp4

[earnest roost]

I miss that cartoon

[round skiff]

Lol

Well done

[digital pumice]

That was... Beautiful...

[shrewd basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516189902065500160/1048998201023283300/20211213_015751-2.jpg

[hard current]

I see inspiration

[agile shale]

already like family

[drowsy scaffold]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rl03yqlKmm1z7ukda.mp4

[final rover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959724596322533386/1047941937568686182/tpoyjkoij6804935YJJOVGwet.mp4

[hard current]

When the son aint winnin

[eager wind]

Me when the

[final rover]

You fucker...

[eager wind]

: )

[hard current]

Me after getting through the character creation screen of skyrim

[fast salmon]

[heavy tiger]

they did a huge mistake or its real.

[shrewd basalt]

[drowsy scaffold]

https://youtu.be/gLS5vKUKA8s

[urban badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/470279723910561792/833931650533425172/physics_students.mov

[acoustic torrent]

10/10, would recommend watching all 5 minutes of it

[heavy tiger]

is that a story or math class.

[heavy tiger]

Oof turkey is gone.

[urban badge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/452219191580295168/1049407737924178040/IMG_7799.mp4

[digital pumice]

cartoonish skedaddle noises

[digital pumice]

https://i.imgur.com/58VfOVQ.mp4

[shrewd basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880342502660530176/1049526802558750760/VID-20220711-WA0008.mp4

[stark smelt]

those must be moist from the steam

[hard current]

Sounds possible, after playing breath of the wild for 8 hours, that is.

[white hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/665693206134128661/1047923974190936164/v09044f20000booqejfsmmqqpt6b9vo0.mp4

[urban badge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/358651360985743381/1049594587779440740/0aq44zmm8bz81.mp4

[thick ember]

I am so happy you posted that twice.

[urban badge]

idk what you're talking about

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/358651360985743381/1049596237713780766/My_Name_Is_Giovanni_Giorgio....mp4

[hard current]

The roman toilet final boss fight in nms

[stark smelt]

🪨

[round skiff]

[frank quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-staying-up-too-late-what-is-sleep-two-four-six-eight-dancing-gif-12154919

One! Three! Five-Seven-Nine! I have no wife, I'm gonna cry!

[frank quartz]

Me: I have nothing to live for anyways, this universe sucks -Presses button and gets the highest killstreak in the shortest ammount of time, If I can't succeed as a student, I'll succeed as a villain-

[frank quartz]

Found this wholesome meme and it made me smile

[magic canopy]

Nazarene too

[gray frigate]

protestant 😌

[magic canopy]

Mhm

[frank quartz]

Me eating the weird purple egg i found near an abandoned base
https://tenor.com/view/oreo-eat-eating-chewing-chew-gif-12095200

[fast salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-omg-surprised-scared-kid-gif-15402495

https://tenor.com/view/fava-beans-a-nice-chianti-silence-of-the-lambs-hannibal-lechter-horror-movie-gif-18786842

[fast salmon]

Was it an eggplant?

[frank quartz]

Nope, it was just a gif of a rabbit chewing

[queen creek]

Chin-chin, darlin’

[stark smelt]

nice. im non-denominational but most of the people I learn from seem to be protestant

[stark smelt]

i feel like you could also make this with Matthew 7:21

[shrewd basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516189902065500160/1049842357396320296/FB_IMG_1670372296538.jpg

[earnest roost]

Ugh I hate those potatoes. Had to eat them a lot when I was a kid. 😩

[pure flax]

u da ho &

[gray frigate]

the church i go to is Assemblies of God, idk if my beliefs line up with any specific denomination tho

[pure flax]

OG

[stark smelt]

yep it gets confusing out there. I recommend Ray Comfort, Wretched and Mike Winger on the Utube. Biblically grounded folk

[warped sedge]

sus

[hard current]

This is too good to not be a reference

[urban badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/753034219298488350/1049790344490917951/haunted_4-2.mp4

[carmine glade]

That "stack of paper" is what lets me buy chocolate

[heavy tiger]

that "stack of paper" is what lets me buy almost anything.

[soft hill]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-money-rich-gif-26085286

[stark smelt]

Children, santa is not real. St. Nicholas is though and he was a badass

[hard current]

Ive got an offer for you. Release him, or be destroyed.

[round skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/jabba-the-hut-star-wars-stars-jabba-gif-19137235

[stark smelt]

i dont know, more families have cookies and an overflow of milk now that he's locked up

[short cypress]

That's what I thought! He even laughs "Ho, ho, ho!"

[frank quartz]

My Psychology Class: Teaches us how to manage stress:
Me:

[white hearth]

Lmao gross

But pleasantly convenient 🙂

[fast salmon]

Can I borrow some moneys, kitty?

[fast salmon]

We should take advantage. Ready to play dress up?

[soft hill]

https://tenor.com/view/kittens-no-cash-cat-dont-take-my-money-gif-8953012

[fast salmon]

stingy kitty

[frank quartz]

https://www.bilibili.tv/en/video/2042148505

[stark smelt]

yep
https://tenor.com/view/cool-shades-off-kid-in-a-suit-suit-sunglasses-off-gif-16448106

[round skiff]

Smh

[livid spade]

[heavy tiger]

you forgor another letter. 😳😳😳

[frank quartz]

Keep those slimey fins off the earth dang you

[heavy tiger]

the timeline: animals never existed on earth.

[pure flax]

all fish and the enduring mystery of the upside-down

[frank quartz]

But we'd still have fish

[pure flax]

you'd still BE fish

[heavy tiger]

humans evolved from animals, and animals evolved from fish.

[carmine glade]

And humans will evolve to crab

[stark smelt]

i would go back and gather proof this didn’t occur

[frank quartz]

Crab people must have it nice; if they lost an arm, they'd only need to pop their shells off after waiting a while.

[shrewd basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-snoopa-lord-foog-dog-funny-gif-20125052

[stable vector]

borzois are the best bois

[stable vector]

i propose this instead of zodiac signs

[shrewd basalt]

Mmmm

[shrewd basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880342502660530176/1050626410319982592/20221208_181304.jpg

[livid spade]

I am a mixture of peter and soups

[shrewd basalt]

no one can know its pizza time

[eager wind]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-pizza-time-pizza-day-pizza-dinner-gif-16271126

[soft hill]

Apple and Grogran

[digital pumice]

https://youtu.be/C_Zlh7EwAWU

[digital pumice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/862718046501208114/1005970501967032451/0df7i875x6g912.mp4

[lyric flare]

😦 great movie

i wish there was more treasure planet stuff, ive always liked that universe since i saw it

[pure flax]

i predict that this will be the first meme that my wife ever laughs at

[lyric flare]

people were making these super quickly by the way lol, like not even 5 minutes after

[subtle mountain]

The meme community works quick, what can I say?

[livid spade]

Hey I sent that to you at least give me some credit

[halcyon sand]

Lol sorry

[livid spade]

(I did not have any involvement in its creation whatsoever)

[thick ember]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-debbie-rapper-jordan-mary-capozzi-i-like-that-but-gif-17717080

[warped sedge]

this seems targeted at me

[urban oxide]

monsters

[quaint wren]

I see that Starbound pfp

[urban badge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/358651360985743381/1050973150936051782/4ff19c9b-1683-4469-b4a6-02cce8dbe1d5.png

[soft hill]

Ask the mortician

[soft hill]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/zhimd1/your_world_has_been_invaded/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=13&utm_content=share_button

[quaint wren]

https://youtu.be/ez6C7u-cHB8 @pulsar quartz

[pulsar quartz]

XD

[soft hill]

I feel attacked

[lyric flare]

accurate

[urban badge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/822134632190705666/1051209363278266479/doom_happy_birthday.mp4

[frank quartz]

I can relate to Soups

[heavy tiger]

Delicious.

[shrewd basalt]

I’m down 😳

[shrewd basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377243540893335553/1051268330834641058/FjjyVbYWAAEUaq0.png

[frank quartz]

When your eating Sushi and hear a crunch

[livid spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899395672883728394/1051301774939668540/INTERNAL_DO_NOT_LEAK.webm

[shrewd basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880342502660530176/1051343676019834940/Tumblr_l_194510769865131.jpg

[sinful mantle]

@soft hill

[soft hill]

NO
OH GOD, THE IMPLICATION

Those kids are psykers, 1000 are fed to the Emperor a day so he can stay alive in the Throne

[digital token]

A completely random map from 7 years ago when Valve makes an update to TF2 to fix a bug that was entirely unrelated to that map

[dense apex]

No man’s sky

[visual ledge]

Uuuh science exists 🤷‍♀️💁‍♀️

[final rover]

If only they knew that the sun was plasma.

[visual ledge]

It's essentially a large natural occurring nuclear reactor. To put it very simple.

[final rover]

Yeah I know how it works

[visual ledge]

Just a quick google search should answer those nutjob's questions.

[final rover]

There are different types of fire too

[heavy tiger]

Nuclear fusion.

[shrewd basalt]

I always knew you could breathe in space, we have been lied to our entire lives 😔😳

[heavy tiger]

yes, go to space and remove helmet.

[shrewd basalt]

I can’t big oil is keeping space travel too expensive so you can’t find out the truth

[mint glen]

https://twitter.com/OrdinaryGamers/status/1601768979403800577?t=OiDyLJ7bYci2FxeuN7xR2A&s=19

Mutahar (@OrdinaryGamers)

The Airbnb cleaning fees so high I’m gonna shit the bed before I leave

Likes

9084

Retweets

309

Twitter · Dec 11, 2022, 2:40 AM

[shrewd basalt]

Mutahar 😌

[heavy tiger]

oil? Oil is very ineficient, try hydrogen, eletrical or antimatter.

[shrewd basalt]

That’s even more expensive!!!

[heavy tiger]

none uses oil anymore.

[shrewd basalt]

I do 😌

[heavy tiger]

Try electrical, its the cheapest, and its more efficient than oil.

[shrewd basalt]

I’ll have to try that, then I can get the truth about space

[heavy tiger]

Good, now im going chill with my Black hole-powered ship capable of travelling between galaxies in some hours.

[hard current]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA6WAFTUMQw sephiroth when he turns into a bottle of vodka (those who know, know).

[heavy tiger]

I have been hearing this for 8 hours!

[white hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/147664462592212992/1051273244746977320/1670713200106.mp4

[urban oxide]

i love kurzgesagts terraforming videos they should make more of those about like,, random moons and dwarf planets

[heavy tiger]

i love kurzgesagts megastructure videos.

[steady stirrup]

Fuck too real

[soft hill]

https://tenor.com/view/jehane-i-hate-you-hate-gif-19116885

[soft hill]

Mine is always the lower left one

[quaint wren]

I usually go for lower right. Bigger and closer

[queen creek]

Same. Maybe because it is slightly larger than the rest.

[stark smelt]

lower left as well

[urban badge]

top right

[queen creek]

Good, further away from splashes.

[short cypress]

Lower left. Closer, and easier for us lefties.

[heavy tiger]

Yes i admit.

[fast salmon]

🦖 https://twitter.com/engineers_feed/status/1602354175827910657

World of Engineering (@engineers_feed)

T-Rex selfie:

Likes

1620

Retweets

159

Twitter · Dec 12, 2022, 5:26 PM

[soft hill]

[heavy tiger]

I think he need to put the phone on pole thing.

[fast salmon]

awww this one's too cute not to share

[soft hill]

[fast salmon]

@proud talon check it

omygoodness multiple colors of these...

[soft hill]

[stark smelt]

i like that he’s doing a peace sign but the phone can’t get the arms in

[fast salmon]

Lol that's so true. You so good with details. I missed that when I posted it on PC. T-rex memes can be so darn adorable

[stark smelt]

tom

[eager wind]

Uh oh

[fast salmon]

https://twitter.com/dontshowyourcat/status/1602339040027631618

Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat)

finals week

Likes

107551

Retweets

11136

Twitter · Dec 12, 2022, 4:26 PM

[thick ember]

O_O

[queen creek]

Kheks.

[livid spade]

Where’s the version where he has massive cheeks

[soft hill]

mE

[queen creek]

2muchXCEL!

[stark smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/enardo-logo-text-gif-14732944

[pure flax]

https://tenor.com/631R.gif

[agile shale]

https://tenor.com/view/gprp-global-position-routing-protocol-letter-g-spinning-gif-16740072

[stark smelt]

so intentional. so meaningful. so much wisdom and much guidance for the lost.

[stark smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/no-funny-straight-face-gustavo-fring-goofy-ahh-gif-25633425

[queen creek]

https://tenor.com/view/letter-h-sax-h-gif-20716255

[white hearth]

https://youtu.be/s0C-v12CaYY

[thorn orchid]

This pains me

[warm oasis]

1 pothole and that would''ve been it for the tire

[thorn orchid]

The tire?? One pops they all pop.

If she hits a pebble at 50mph. That car is just gonna tap out

[warm oasis]

wouldn't have been pretty that's for sure

[urban badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1052252914065879050/347213.mp4

[warm oasis]

units received

[urban badge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/188872930350858241/1052244141729386578/zku5s0-18e96b.mp4

[fast salmon]

@gray bramble @round skiff You must see this!!! My heart

[round skiff]

[white hearth]

Omg i remember seeing a movie like this when i was a kid, and had nightmares

I would be hiding in a house and they would be outside trying to get in 😭the horror

[short cypress]

Good times, eh?

[eager wind]

I saw that vid XD

[livid spade]

Don’t 40k Orks have the ability to make anything they truly believe in real, and is coupled with the fact that they are incredibly stupid and so can believe in just about anything?

[eager wind]

Yes that is very true....... I think I know where your going with this

[livid spade]

??? I’m not going anywhere with it, was just a question

[eager wind]

Ah ok my mistake

[carmine glade]

Red goes fasta

[open oar]

As long as enough orks believe it, yes
Its why they paint their vehicles red, cause they believe red makes it go faster, so since they all believe it, it actually makes it go faster
They can be in a spaceship and go "im gonna roll down the window to let the breeze in" and have it actually work

[livid spade]

Sounds kinda overpowered, but I assume it doesn’t apply to concepts? Like they couldn’t all be certain they would win a battle and then be guaranteed to win?

Then again in a universe like 40k everything is overpowered

[open oar]

Nup that wouldnt work
And yes it is overpowered but balanced with them being fully stupid, they dont realize they have the power to make things real by believing in it. To them its how it actually works

[livid spade]

I mean if it was revealed to them then the power would probably stop working

I wonder how unintelligent a “particularly intelligent” ork would be

[open oar]

Yeh it'd likely stop working

[urban badge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/997659885233782954/1052425626046443630/rCoVHngD.mp4

[hard current]

No mans sky 2 years ago

[soft hill]

Ye don't touch me

[sinful mantle]

[soft hill]

[sinful mantle]

[carmine glade]

In a battle against orks, a squad of imperial guard (regular humans) were surrounded by an horde of orks and couldnt escape. They fought untill the last ammo, when a guardsman got up, pointed the gun at an ork and said "pew"
The ork died
All the other guards did it and kept killing orks doing pew pew sounds to make them believe they were shooting

[livid spade]

So if an orc thinks it died, it dies?

[carmine glade]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/comments/1z9mh6/i_thought_youd_might_like_this_ork_joke_i_read/

Propably, im not sure, but that's how powerful they are as psykers (and how stupid they are too)

Also one of the theories on why the emperor is still alive is because the orks think he is

[thick ember]

😄

[frozen tree]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/ZAGo_ScoDUH7nGV-O843HErVP7Wj4kHvIkkV7ljRCec/https/images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aOxYV33_700b.jpg?width=342&height=419

[thick ember]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-for-fucks-sake-fucks-sake-gif-4982408

[sweet obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/homero-simpson-gif-26113442

[heavy tiger]

I hate you for the rest of universe's life.

[sinful mantle]

[heavy tiger]

AYOO, what kind of cylinder??

[urban badge]

this better not be in reference to the m&m tube

[heavy tiger]

wait.... more water?

[livid spade]

Unfortunately I know what this is referring to

[livid spade]

If you know, you know.

[stark smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/animal-party-dance-cat-gif-14850434

[white hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/550869975385112606/1052675700441763900/87785152fc690dfe7e95c636a614d7df3f70b625a495ae70240ad872076f4a8b_1.mp4

[gray frigate]

I think this is in reference to the m&m tube

[shrewd basalt]

Legend has it he still hasn’t gotten his cylinder unstuck 😔

[heavy ether]

Fender American Standard Toiletcaster

[heavy tiger]

African movies are even worse.

[fast salmon]

[stark smelt]

gonna milk that cow

[heavy tiger]

😳

[thick ember]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-sandwich-cats-sandwich-gif-26112528

[heavy tiger]

Delicious lunch.

[stark smelt]

they’re laughing at him because he has a pee force field

[heavy tiger]

Pee inferior, poop is above evrything!

[urban badge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/358651360985743381/1053374298804457552/royal.panda.02_20221216_001630_0.mp4

[white hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/347598466404319244/1053444059206795344/IMG_1546.png

[fast salmon]

My heart!!!!

[fast salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/despicable-me-agnes-candies-dog-bowl-pigging-out-gif-3478775

[round skiff]

@halcyon sand ^

[pure flax]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/851451655017725993/1053687599216205954/320081977_503331851625836_8564119279021142230_n.jpg

Saw this in my other server and got confused

[quaint wren]

whales dont breathe underwater

just got lung capacity and blowholes

[soft hill]

yes that's
that's the joke, ceryn

[quaint wren]

I know, smoosh said they were confused

[soft hill]

oh sorry i didn't realise you were explaining smoosh

[pure flax]

don't you smooshsplain me

cersplain
or sth

[quaint wren]

h

[round skiff]

Codesplain

Probably confused cause no toilet anyways

[quaint wren]

relatable

[pure flax]

Test

[queen creek]

That’s an excellent password.

[white hearth]

all the time

i require defragmentation

[pure flax]

I get this a lot

[round skiff]

I want one

[pure flax]

Octopuss

[urban badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/333347413496692737/1052696997674618920/barkcat.mp4

[heavy tiger]

just missing the dog meow.

[stark smelt]

that’s the worst

[soft hill]

Easily solvable

pee your bed

[white hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/true-correct-dwight-schrute-rainn-wilson-right-gif-23822659

[stark smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/deception-gif-25872008

[soft hill]

I love this

[fast salmon]

Lmao that's so good. Where'd you find it?

[shrewd basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/849895780332470273/1054203268701630544/trim.EF457AFB-D81C-42AF-8EB7-3BC51E89233C.mov

can you believe it guys?

[stark smelt]

i cannot believe Jesus is going to be born in just 7 days

[shrewd basalt]

😌

[heavy tiger]

you mean Jesus' birthday.

[stark smelt]

my sense of humor is trivial and hard to understand i know

[round skiff]

Damn translator couldn't do call eh?

[urban badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665483736019894284/1054264551702544394/christmas_bomb.mp4

[round skiff]

@fast salmon ^ when you get up

[short cypress]

That cat is gonna fill all of their shoes with pee.

[heavy ether]

you got me there :P

[drowsy scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-pussycat-feline-gif-26001328

[lavish needle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-pussycat-feline-gif-26001328

[covert flower]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-pussycat-feline-gif-26001328

[heavy tiger]

Oh shit.

[stark smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-pussycat-feline-gif-26001328

[soft hill]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-pussycat-feline-gif-26001328

[warped sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-pussycat-feline-gif-26001328

[livid spade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-pussycat-feline-gif-26001328

[round skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-pussycat-feline-gif-26001328

[shrewd basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-pussycat-feline-gif-26001328

[warped sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-pussycat-feline-gif-26001328

[hard current]

Its not even the 19th anymore

[livid spade]

Oh really?

[gray frigate]

time zones strike again

[hard current]

Yes

[near zinc]

Any change anyone knows what song is in that one (The one it redirects to)

[round skiff]

The Only Thing I Know For Real, Maniac Agenda Mix

[near zinc]

(The one it redirects to)

I know the meme song, but not the Oooooooh oooh song

[round skiff]

Play Date

Covered by Iva Andina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccpyPrTrfOY

[near zinc]

Danke.

[round skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/mom-chanclazo-chancla-reto-chancla-mama-enojada-gif-25645095

[soft hill]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[stark smelt]

haha

[thick ember]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-nice-gif-14153667

[queen creek]

🍒

[hard current]

stop

[short cypress]

And as lopsided.

[gray frigate]

Why are they different sizes

[thick ember]

Yours aren't?

One of mine is larger than my other 2.

[rain hazel]

Only one?

[earnest roost]

If you hold your breath n push like you're trying to fart, you should be able to inflate them. Best way to even them out.

[stark smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-cute-pets-cute-cat-kitty-cat-in-christmas-tree-gif-13130962

[heavy tiger]

I noticed.

[white hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/750361382427557888/1054815012679581726/b56a7aea99291b04e2b0a69858fb81ba.mp4

let my meme breathe for a sec jeez

[short cypress]

Promises, promises...

[soft hill]

Plato is rolling around in his grave; Diogenes is laughing.

[thick ember]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-this-dog-immediately-dog-meme-dog-stare-dog-looking-doggo-gif-24673925

[zenith depot]

👆 Boop

[thick ember]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-meme-gif-23465357

[thick ember]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-skyrim-running-guy-running-white-suit-gif-26352562

[thick ember]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-21368800

[earnest roost]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6dM8iD-svPY?feature=share

[white hearth]

lmao

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/751471718769361046.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[white hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943946550260953118/1038297413535928390/0190cde7ae6d72af809f4d688d9c5367.mp4

[white hearth]

Slomode enqbled lul

[soft hill]

there's been slowmode on memes for a while now

[pure flax]

i've noticed

that

[soft hill]

@warped sedge more meme

[earnest roost]

Two parking spots + free cheese 🙂👍

[mellow junco]

[hard current]

https://tenor.com/view/ром-смерть-словором-словосмерть-ливси-gif-26608522 reminds me of this guy

[white hearth]

Doctor Livesey

[hard current]

Whats the joke here

[thick ember]

https://tenor.com/view/pug-gif-18876013

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-surprised-gif-24424983

[thick ember]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-g4sasha-g4pivo-gif-20499726

https://tenor.com/view/boogie-otter-gif-23710299

[mellow junco]

https://youtu.be/-TLnzx00V_Q

( it s a meme disguised in a mod trailer )

[thick ember]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-gif-18888188

[mellow junco]

wt hell ? i am the only one shocked by this meme #memes🤡 message

[white hearth]

Animal abuse. I can tell by the way the poor cat anticipates the swift, harsh movements and braces in advance. Such humans do not deserve to have such pure and fragile creatures to use senselessly as playthings. 😭

[thick ember]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cookies-cookies-cat-cats-cat-want-cookies-gif-17584324

[white hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/347598466404319244/1055548206626373702/redditsave.com_iel6oe7l0h7a1.gif

[heavy tiger]

I got consciousness when i was 4-5.

[quaint wren]

Feel like we're mixing up gaining consciousness with infantile amnesia

[heavy tiger]

Lol.

[warped sedge]

I'm still not conscious 😔

[dusky furnace]

I made this cancer
https://youtu.be/rhxphOwsF-Q

[mellow junco]

loving it

[heavy tiger]

Oh shit.

[quaint wren]

nice pun

[warped sedge]

how do I delete someone else's post

[stark smelt]

you have to go their their house and delete it from their device

[shrewd basalt]

Blackmail them

[white hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/983017623740620922/1055621926447484939/trim.76296124-E678-455F-A04A-63646A2BEC44.mov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1055754988619571300/christmas_cat.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1055754984559480842/trim.73A6FAAD-90E5-4FDF-ABAF-010F1EFD710F.mov

[fast salmon]

https://fxtwitter.com/markwoodleytv/status/1605961457337712640

[stark smelt]

me when someone sticks a push pop under my chin

[stark smelt]

don't eat humans

[shrewd basalt]

Eat hummus instead

[pure flax]

hummuns

[frank quartz]

Me in NMS be like:

[frank quartz]

You a cajun too?

[warped sedge]

||Radiance infects people through their dreams tho||

[frank quartz]

||Maybe it just does that to bugs||

[frank quartz]

Merry christmas bois

[short cypress]

Nope. South Dakota, had it happen.

[quaint wren]

https://youtu.be/FeHzQizPDNg

[drowsy scaffold]

doing my yearly lotr rewatch, meme relevant
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/410557286755598346/1053381558955954217/2cba7139071893b9e861b36e64015304.mp4

[white hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728984713884205187/1056151947033452544/couch.mp4

[frank quartz]

Me destroying the last Biological Horror in the galaxy because I can:

[shrewd basalt]

One shot

[earnest roost]

https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/zuhcmy/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[hard current]

Tru

[thick ember]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-review-gif-21953250

[frozen tree]

What I find interesting about this clip is that it's a screen captured clip of another video from Discord.

[round skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796686241013694474/1056649049085841408/FA92C91E-96D6-46F1-8D2A-E9280C328CDF.png

[urban badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/358651360985743381/1056716303794196520/896854r8764879457.mp4

[digital pumice]

Whoahoho, Dave; eat all those corndogs and you're gonna get a wicked bad tummy ache.

[shrewd basalt]

I could eat more

[quaint wren]

theyr e

[pure flax]

\o/

[stark smelt]

haha

[round skiff]

Lol

[pure flax]

😮

[urban badge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/358651360985743381/1057016815315857408/downloadfile-2.mp4

[urban badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/879206549074116640/1056993762414436402/trim.7A861E92-F633-4764-8AF3-D2C485CA0C2F.MOV

[earnest roost]

Is he doing a mating dance?

[heavy tiger]

Susrari.

[livid spade]

Why not forty two

[shrewd basalt]

Just felt like 41 that day

[hard current]

😔

[urban badge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/928484668007907379/1056986431421161582/bill_nye_de_science_goi.mp4

[sudden fossil]

🤣 🤣

[thick ember]

https://tenor.com/view/war-dogs-war-dogs-movie-stressed-facepalm-gif-5727928

[rain hazel]

good movie this

[white hearth]

What animal is that? I thought maybe a badger or wolverine but i dont think so 😦

[stable vector]

Nah you’re right, it is a badger! The stripes and body shape are giveaways 😁

[white hearth]

Thats a rly cute badger with awesome stripes then! 😊

Also im dumb, i was only thinking honey badger, which have no stripes are not as cute.