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and it has been reposted
When you happen to enjoy some System of a Down so you understand a reference
āopffffā
as soon as i played pong for the first time and that little ball hit my paddle, i desired blood
oh wrong kind of pong 
ik it's a meme but i'm pretty sure that the form of mercury that is in thermometers is RELATIVELY safe unless you ingest it
Like i'm pretty sure it can't be absorbed into the skin
Either way that doesn't mean start going around and breaking thermometers to play with the mercury
Yeah elemental mercury (quicksilver) or the stuff they use in the thermometers is relatively safe and you'd probably be okay as long as you don't drink it or inhale the fumes
?????
Other way around, swallowing elemental mercury is safe, handling it is unsafe.
Mercury is too heavy to be absorbed through the gut lining so passes through untouched, however handling it will leave traces on your hands that will eventually convert to mercury vapour and be inhaled, or rubbed into the eyes/mucus membranes
Mercury shots here i go
@smoky geode @thick ember
https://twitter.com/JRsArmchair/status/1565319912666578944
and it did
praise be to the mighty chin
While I said drinking elemental mercury probably won't kill you, I said nothing about it feeling like you're dying as an incompressible ball of metal works its way through your insides
sounds lovely
Still, I do wonder how it tastes
Probably metallic if iād have to guess
So not good
Wash your hands thoroughly after and if any residue is left on em it probably wonāt be enough to cause issues
iām curious if this would help the plant flourish
it would at least be well socialized
and less likely to bite another plant or a child
the plant would be a better part of society and be an upstanding citizen young men and women can look up to
the plant would get the love and affection it needed as a sapling and wouldn't grow up to have attachment and codependency issues from neglect and abandonment š„²
I made it onto my school's percussion team on kit
I know it doesn't seem like much, but I'm excited
Congrats
nice. high five to us drum folks
Yeah! š
you are a drum folk?
played snare drum in grade school, played a bit on drum set
you play any instruments?
i can bang butter knives on the counter
chopsticks on the edge of my bowl of pho
i have bebot on my phone
and i own a cajon
yessss same here
oh cool, didnāt know what a cajon was until now
they originated in cuba (?) and were made from wooden fruit boxes
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@thick ocean
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did you share this because of the food dish in no manās fry?
Texan bees in the winter:

Hwat hwat
https://i.redd.it/kqr0u5gmzgl91.jpg finally beat Elden Ring
monitor got beaten too
Why are you repeating memes all the time now, my soul is going flaccid
It's a meme
A meta meme
I'll endure it
Memameme
Thereās a phone call for you
Itās 2012
the goal is to dream the meme, meme the dream, become a member of the meme dream team, gleam would approve, catch my steam?
be the meme you want to see in the world
^
But I don't want to be like other memes!
ironically, the single individual that motivated the repost meta meme movement going full force is no longer here to enjoy

if it's meta, would it be, unironically tho

ma brain, pls donāt
Who's not here?
im not here
Tacos invented the repost
We just capitalized on it here
Wheres tacos now
I havent seen him in a while
? he last posted 12 hours ago 
I have overlooked that š
Doggos tacos
under a different nickname
oh okay, yeah, Doggos 12 hrs ago
Ok
animals eat all kinds of unexpected things 
Yea ive seen wasps carrying away a piece of salami
wasps are just slick looking flying cockroaches tbh. they eat everything
And they sting and they are everywhere.
I havent seen a cocoroach running arround freely in czechia
yes 
So im sumarry they fly arround when youre eating your food, being annoying as hell and if you try defending yourself,? They sting you.
If theres anything like god im gonna ask him why the hell wasps exist when i die
yeah, and then survive to keep doing the same shit. while killing off actual bee populations. still don't get how ppl confuse them with bees
please do 
Ye bees dont annoy people, and they choose to run if you wave arround
They sting when they get the feeling they are trapped
Or when deffending their hive
@pulsar quartz
Someone was lazy i see
wow i can relate to that wasp
Why are you doxxing Nate mate
Is this a regional joke? because I do not understand
No, just reading reading a somewhat ambiguous sentence the wrong way
Granny fighting is a traditional sport in the UK
The Queen is the current champion
And how do i get my jousers back
look itās Harry Potterās brother
he was in harry potter but he didn't play harry potter's brother
oh didn't look like it made it to the final cut
damnit
I told my boss that his boss was disappointing me
i repost @quaint wren memes cuz its funny
I don't like sand.Ā It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
NMS meme. would this be like a Living Croc?
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/x5wcg5/found_a_living_shoe_today/
Wish reddit embeds expanded larger image. @smoky geode check it, a "Living" croc
looks like a weird ai generated shoe
like those trypophobia looking ones
ooh is it?
I don't think so, idk tho
Man, looks cool but pointlessy fancy
LOL

try me

Best āheadā pun/joke will get a bag of @Fire Dept. Coffee sent to their house.
Well you can
Why not ?
Illegal
It's not said in the laws
6 months prison first offence, 2 years subsequent offences
Yeah right
Very correct i guess huh
I don't think so
These Regulations implement paragraphs 4 and 5 of Chapter IX of the Annex to Council Directive 93/43/EEC of 14th June 1993 on the hygiene of foodstuffs, as well as containing certain national provisions relating to food temperature control.
Holy crap
But... it's from 1993
Plus it's BETTER microwaved
An Act for the Increase and Preservation of Timber in Dean and New Forests.
I'm in France š
I'm pretty sure if I went and looked there might even be something as far back as the 16/1700's
Apparently, 1267: https://www.legislation.gov.uk/aep/Hen3cc1415/52/1/contents
The STATUTE of MARLBOROUGH.
Anyways, as i live in France, i can microwave tea
Read this, @tropic wigeon
I'm too hurt to respond to this.
It's like buying a fine steak and then deep frying it.
smh
different teas use different temps, microwave is a no no D:
I have to try that...
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You can't measure a kettle's temperature.
uh my kettle has one
thermometer
Well not mine
Why you crying ?
The thought of a deep fried steak made my eyes water.
Looks delicious tbh
Here, deep fried steak
Can't use an infuser in a microwave @thick ember
Just zip lock a teabag into some water and microwave and you're good
Try it
If you want to
sounds like a great way to brew some microplastics
Microwave safe zipbags.
Anyways, @thick ember , what do you think about the deep fried steak image ?
Microwaved tea tastes worse because boiling the water cleans it from impurity, microwaving a cup of water untill it boils makes the cup too hot to pick, wasting time
Agreed
Works for you too
What was that from anyways looks like something from Rick and morty
Yeah probably
Just need the Ghostbusters to show up
Me killing hundreds of people in a game vs killing one dog that is trying to maul me to death
Exactly
Also why are you now literally 1984
never seen this meme before
Thatās cool but have you ever seen this one?
no, 


Omg so FUNNY i didnt know people could think of something so funny and original thesedays
No thanks I donāt want to meet him yet


cat owns human now
CAT: Fool it was I who bought you !!!
bet you got slammed
I could take him
out for a cup of tea
there arent many things that make me want to gag
this made me uncomfortable so i had to share the pain with others
thank you, if sharing the pain with you helps you, iām okay with it
Thanks, I hate that.
i think gently made it worse
This is the kind of stuff that doesnt need a repost
yeah..
āiād like one apple pie pleaseā
You are incredibly based
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thanks, an apple pie kit
deconstructed
instructions on how to make an apple pie:
Step 1: Get an apple
Step 2: find a pie
Step 3: put apple in left hand and pie in right hand
Step 4: clap really hard
step 5: apple pie!
šļø š š šļø
Instant ban.
tough but fair š
i really enjoyed cheese #846
Checks out, yeah
One of the few countries that someone will skip their follow up appointments to screen for cancer relapse because they fear the hospital bills more than their mortality
I'm that someone
likewise
look, @round skiff, your fave

Excuse me what the heck.
Eye see what you did there
This is the best fucking meme that's ever been posted after roman toilet
What roman toilet meme
Sounds like this one
But no one has ever posted it here yet as i recall.
Is this a new meme?
Must be super fresh cause I've not even seen it on reddit yet.
Looks like you all on mobile are missing out so here u go
as fresh as a roman poopiduct
reminds me of this š
Wow are your eyes ok you got light mode
Thanks Reddit lol
Guntie
And then he became arguably the most powerful Jedi of all time, so itās saying something isnāt it?
Guntie isnāt annoying, heās just a lil baby
wa wa
Letās just ask Guntie instead
See the meme above.
@lavish needle are you annoying or are you a baby?
It's about you
Wait, arenāt babies somewhat annoying?
Babies can be annoying.
Just like you?
Lol
Yes
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did they make gunter with a intelligence or something? he seems to randomly interact without commands
I am aware.
that thing
that thiiiing
girls, girls you better
watch out
cuz guys, guys are always
about
Lmao the first half sounds like Ode to Joy, but a bit Americanised
Gunter is just a funky guy. Dont mind him.
LMAO
i had a lady task me with a project and i asked for a deadline
she said "meeting x"
i said "when is meeting x"
"oh i don't know"
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Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.
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12327
Looks more like sid from ice age
I agree
Gunter, how do your responses actually work?
Ask him in #bot-spam
gunter can also be trained sort of i think, additionally he can be controlled by admins/mods
Answer this if youāre truly my sentient penguin bff

WTF!!!!
YOOOO
Youāve heard it folks, Gunter is not only sentient, but also my penguin bff
lol
Gunter is the Best Bot even if he would betray you for one (1) Gek Chip
Amirite
Oop bot is slepping
I dont even know how to read the first
Very relatable lol
But what if they have plastic tips so they don't click?
this was my thought
Time for a party.

That's a very unflattering picture of Robin. If you look at other scenes (or pictures of the actress) she's a very pretty girl. 
Yeah. That's haunted ghost Robin
lmfao
how rude
Ey that meat is still diseased too
Taking a daytrip to the soil cairn really made me rethink using soul gemsā¦
Until I decided that my enchantments were more valuable than a fictional personās eternal suffering
did someone say soul gems? lost a few black ones tho bc i use them to self revive
I just use the Black Star and thatās all i need lol
have not gotten that yet
Not a particularly difficult quest
still fetching whiterun quests
Fair
I donāt ever do quests in specific order by like place or anything
I just do stuff that seems most fun
i dont mind the quests i just wish they didnt take me to places with more quests
Out of context iFunny comments, part 10
who knew the one thing that would make me laugh out loud today would be a meme reposted 7 times
Sims 4, I'll become a vampire š§āāļø
Battlefield V - ermm...yea
Mine is State of Decay 2, shit
Nms lol
Sea of Thieves for me, lol
No, because the leather has already been cured
survive in skyrim? count me in
2077 for me š®
...... Terraria ......
I would be in no manās sky. So probably amazing.
That is weirdly the same game that I've played most recently lol
Hehe noice
Inscryption? Weird choice but alright
https://old.reddit.com/r/tipofmytongue/comments/xb5gjt/tomt_old_computer_survival_game/?sort=old It starts with your ship crashing and you end up on a planet where your goal is to restore your ship. You have to combine items to make gear and heals etc. there are hostile aliens on the planet and hazardous weathers you have to avoid (thereās a meter for if youāre too hot or too cold) you can get guns, you collect energy by harvesting blue plants and health by harvesting red plants. sounds a lot like NMS from that stuff.
it's almost the thamium
even if you are a liar and fart like a Gek*
Don't Geck Produce Incense in their gaseous emissions ?
Dogpizza
Pokemon, yay childhood dream come true
made me look up the release date of Megamind
haha
im the owner of a dfw dinosaur facility from jurassic world dominion (jurassic world evolution 2)
5d chess with multiverse time travel :/
I
I'm gonna keep going till someone tells me to stop.
finally i can go to sleep
Hehe. Yep.
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damn heās gotten old

Gee, you made me think I misunderstood
You just reminder me of that rum meme

This is a fantastic brand new meme. Thank you for sharing.
Have you seen this one?
Your role colors look fantastic together. please reply to each other more often. @thick ember @spare sleet
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that feels like sarcasm
@thick ember @spare sleet
reminds me of one i have, let me find it
These brand new memes are fantastic.
its fresh,i can smell it
what feels like sarcasm? i honestly don't enjoy most sarcasm so no, in this case it was a genuine comment altho obviously also silly in nature
the spirit of halloween
i showed my father this picture
he asked if we should do that
Lol
if you do plz take pic and share
I will definitely š¤£
When ditto sends a screenshot of a nms discord conversation
https://tenor.com/view/cat-blind-flashbang-light-mode-gif-21281004
lmao
I fixed your format
It saved it as a .bin for me
It's a trick to stop people stealing my memes
Well you suck at tricks
i saved it and it worked even on mobile
Also it's just a link, not an embed
still a good meme
Has he preformed magic for you?
This is not fair
gunter is a adventure time penguin
David Blaine brings his famous street magic to YouTube. Watch as the famous magician blows the minds of two Los Angeles idiots. WARNING: This magic is amazing.
Ey yall wanna see my whole meme collection?
Have been saving memes for atleast 2 years
Some of those don't fly here, no racial overtones, no hinting at shooting people for discounts
Is actually shooting people for discounts still kosher?
Like that's not in your boot at all times
You say that like you're joking but there's 3 hospital blankets and pack of absorbent pads for putting under corpses
I wasn't joking lol, I assume you have other things in there that could also be taken out of context
Now, if there is a shovel we have some questions
No shovel but there is also duct tape and a length of rope
Oops sorry, my bad
Is this one ok?
Yeah, they can't do the sound very well though
Waddaya mean, it sound perfect
Pizza pizza
Aww
reddit moment
I was waiting for the weird twist but this is literally just a tutorial on how to make a pizza
Yes
Ham is not very good tbh
man awful mining trip
lol
...dont tell me its literally a working recepie for pizza
The troll gave up trolling and thought of doing something legit i see
the troll is that you spent 2 minutes watching a video that you're not going to use
Or am i
fyi whichever mod thought slowmode would limit meme spam forgets that u can just upload a bunch in one go 
For less talking š
Head like a fucking orange!
Yep!
Excellent, I'm glad to hear there'll be a reduction of puns and people being polite to each other in the channel.
Less talks and more memes? Aye, I can do that
Me too, about time
Where do I find memes
I used to be able to just browse websites but now everything just blocks me with "sign in/up" >:[
I'd like to reply fully but I cbf waiting for the timer
You could be f but cbf
Slow
Mode
24 hr clock is the only acceptable clock
eww light mode user
Your existential dread is calling

Omega Mart, this checks out
These the same kinda mixed messages my girl gives me
le chat franƧais
cursed ditto
I asked my GP to take a look at a suspicious looking mole I found.
He said, "They all look like that. You should've left it in your garden."
It's really hard to grow sequoia trees, they must be in a very specific region
rip clyde
probably the ground tbh
Aw crap, you Rickrolled me
āYou know whatā
-They
I did not get that
You know what they say
āWe do a little bit of trollingā
Never gonna give you up
@livid spade , i got this on my phone, like, the official song. Weird huh
āNever_Gonna_Give_You_Up.mp3ā
Listen to it mate, you should
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Hmm...
What is the joke here
||it looks like rick astley||
who?
Well, heās never gonna give you up, or let you down, or run around and desert you.
Hot take: the slowmode cooldown is a little too long in memes.
Did you just... post the meme in the same channel youve stole it from
Wait what
Why fool me
Thatās freaky lol

Well that wasn't supposed to happen
Rip
yeah because you figured no psychopath was going to be using light mode wtf adam
every time he sends a screenshot it gets said lol


You must be new here
Yes, he stole it from me and as such is unfathomably based
Toma Dansk
It needs to be.
It's not that bad honestly
it depends on the cereal
What cereal ?
If you put milk before cereal, you are wrong. This is a scientific fact.
preach it gleam
proven by scientists
Well, most of the time, i pour milk before cereal and when i'm lazy, i eat cereals with no milk
Have to ban ya now
Please don't, i haven't done anything illegal
Cereal crimes
Are you serious ?
I witnessed my son pouring his milk first and I told him that he was wrong and he said "You can't judge people for the way they do things" and I responded "except for this. This is wrong."
It isn't.
Pouring milk before cereal keeps the cereal crunchy for a longer time
who puts milk first anyways
Xaffer apparently 
Me. I do, mate

actually most of them i put cereal second, but pour it on the bowl wall so it still goes under the cereal
then i like to wet the cereal to my taste
np
I eat milk without the cereal ahahahaha
I've watched this too many times now
its great
lel
U right and they never did
If i hear the voice of any loved one in the woods im running away lmao
e g g
Yes.
What have i just watched help me
ANTI ARIA,idk the words
Villager News? Ahh, the nostalgia
See someone gets it
OH VILLAGER NEWS do they still make those?
They havenāt posted anything recently
Pretty sure the clip up there comes from their most recent video
Based
I think the team behind that made the Minecraft Live announcement animation thing recently
congrats you made hydrogen
Noot noot
Lol, i think i get it
Bosanska Artiljerija
Song about bosian artillery. Don't know further backgrounds though.
I can DM you the song link if you want
Stop eatin the trouts, wel have nothing to power the server with guntie
Noo stop
Or the server energy will run out
no thatās spicy gum this is mint gum
hey, is it alright to post a meme I didn't make myself if the screenshot shows the original creator?
Id like for you to notice that we literally repost the same meme for months and are serious about it
stolen reposts are not only allowed, they're praised in this channel
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What a nice dude this gunter
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||RaY SkYwAlKeR||
I really like Socks
So fresshhhhhhh
Literally me
lil trash baby
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Aww thats so cute
Fr, cant stand spending more than 60 on shoes.
That has no business being the size that it is.
what
Wait what
Gonna go try this somewhere else
I have been fooled. I am but a buffoon. An idiot. Worthy of no pity.
it has to be a tenor gif
discord sex hack working 2022
ultra double sex, that's why



