#no-mans-steak🥩

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fair siren
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It does

zealous crown
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When do you go back again?

fair siren
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Today I got up at 0830; and I’m going back to work Tuesday night at 2330

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So by then I have to entirely flip my schedule

zealous crown
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Ohgod.. I have no idea how you do it. I’m a nocturnal person by nature. I always studied at night, but the thought of working throughout the night.. eeeesh

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So that 12h drive again?

fair siren
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Oh nonono not going back to Cali

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I’ll be home I just took time off when I got back

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And I’ll be on graveyard shift here too

zealous crown
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Oh phew. Hehe, at least you will have food in your fridge.

fair siren
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And a kitchen

zealous crown
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Gah. Do try to get enough sleep when your shift is up tho. Try not to get.. too distracted, heh.

fair siren
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So I can cook!

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And bake

zealous crown
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Mm will be waiting for your baked goods.

fair siren
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I’ve actually thought of biking after work cuz it’ll be 8-9am

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Then I can shower and sleep good

zealous crown
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Yup. Best sleep to be had when you’re knackered.

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How many miles?

fair siren
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I may start with 3-5 depending on how weak I’ve gotten

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There’s a huge hill right off the start with the route I take

zealous crown
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Yeah?

fair siren
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Knowing me I’ll push myself for more

zealous crown
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Well, hopefully your more rational side which is not clouded will intervene.

fair siren
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I can still do the 4 stories in the carrier several times and be ok 😝 those are steep “non vertical ladders”

zealous crown
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Hehe, yes, yes, you are very badass, but lets give your body some time to catch up with that strong mind.

fair siren
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My reason is less like being fit and more being able to snowboard longer and hike more difficult places

zealous crown
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Biking is one of the best ways to get in shape for those, so it’ll be a great start.

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Make sure you have everything ready for Wednesday morning so you don’t look for an excuse not to do it.

fair siren
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Haha I should be good to go!

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I’ll still wanna get a new bike later tho

zealous crown
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How old is your current one?

dusky solstice
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I miss skiing so much 😦

fair siren
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[redacted] 😳

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Old enough

zealous crown
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Hahah

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Okay.

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I should start making dinner

fair siren
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I was going to buy one this year but then everything closed!! Okay!

tired stump
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@dusky solstice what is a good and accessible oil to use instead of canola

dusky solstice
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@tired stump pure/light (not extra virgin) Olive oil, peanut oil, veggie oil

zealous crown
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I use coconut. :x

dusky solstice
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I avoid coconut oil, not hearth healthy and I already don't take care of myself

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Avocodo oil is amazing, SUPER high smoke point

tired stump
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Okay thanks

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I’ve got that, just verifying

zealous crown
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You have avocado oil?!

tired stump
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Evoo is less neutral I guess

zealous crown
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I have never even seen it.

dusky solstice
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@tired stump The issue with EVOO is it has a really low smoke point, but normal olive oil has a really high smokepoint

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only "standard" oil higher is Avocado oil

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but if you trying to replace Canola, Vegetable oil is your closest

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and if you are making a sauce that uses oil (like say bulk amounts of Buffalo Sauce), use veggie instead of Canola because Canola can affect smell sometimes

tired stump
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cool cool

dusky solstice
quick root
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why did I put my ravioli in the freezer?

dusky solstice
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because they are great for freezer

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don't take long extra to cook from there

placid terrace
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ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

main cargo
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Tonkotsu #2

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Came out even better than last time!

dusky solstice
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nailed the eggs

main cargo
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Thanks!

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The chashu came out a bit chewier than last time but the broth tasted much better

tired stump
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Waw

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Also what is on the pork chop

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Mint pea purée

dusky solstice
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@tired stump Pork chops done up in bacon fat with a poblano cream sauce, and a chilled tomato shallot pasta salad

tired stump
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nice nice

zealous crown
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Goodgod that looks delicious.

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Good job, @main cargo

tired stump
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last night i baked little yellow potatoes and loaded them

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it's too bad we can't pin stuff in this channel (like that tonkotsu)

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food gallery

molten crypt
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😕

tired stump
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🤔

placid terrace
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why can't things be pinned

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hey @molten crypt

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pin this

molten crypt
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No pins.

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The fact nobody reads the one serious pinned message should be enough reason to prove that general recipes being pinned is a silly idea.

placid terrace
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I read it! That's now I knew there were pinned messages 🙂

molten crypt
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😊

tired stump
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who said recipes

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i only meant yummy pictures

placid terrace
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maybe we need the louvre, but for food

tired stump
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food lube louvre

molten crypt
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I'm pretty sure MasterChef has a Discord.

tired stump
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no u

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ok fine

molten crypt
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Haha

tired stump
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grumpkin

molten crypt
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<_<

tired stump
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lmao

placid terrace
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I bet it's pretentious AF

tired stump
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probs

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going by the contestants

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we watched the kids version and even some of the kids were pretentious

placid terrace
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the kids version is good for the tears

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some kids just can't handle the pressure

tired stump
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juicy juicy eye leaks

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you're horrible 😄

placid terrace
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i think i prefer the style of cooking show where something goes wrong

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celebrity bake off is good for that

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not sure if that'll work outside the uk

tired stump
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lol acaster

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will q up for later

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oh

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fail...bummer

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also

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wow ragusea way to put a 2MIN ad in the middle of your effing video

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WAIT

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adam your people are

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what is the word

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fucking evil

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how is there an entire season of celebrity gbbo

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that i have never heard of

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grrrr

dusky solstice
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The largest cooking discord is a carry over from the IRC days IIRC, pre-dating those food shows outside of Iron Chef

molten crypt
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I ate microwaved fish for breakfast. MNFish

weak mantle
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how evil of you

molten crypt
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🥴

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It was supposed to be baked in the oven. Not leftovers, fresh out of the processed food bag.

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Lazy

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Didn't want to wait 19 minutes

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Wang

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Hehe

weak mantle
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SHUN

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microwaves are only for murdering gremlins

jaunty ocean
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earing ramen

zealous crown
weak mantle
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wowee

placid terrace
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oh nice

tired stump
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Let’s put it in the place that hex won’t let us have

zealous crown
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Haha, I had to scroll up to get the context.

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Ty, it was yummy. Now I eatz mango kulfi.

placid terrace
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this channel teaches me so many new words

zealous crown
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Books do the same yknow.

placid terrace
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true, but you're a little more interactive than a book

zealous crown
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Just a tad. Self-burn

placid terrace
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Burns I can deal with

molten crypt
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I'm gonna eat more microwaved fish.

tired stump
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Beats that make your bun clap 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

dark spade
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😔✊

main cargo
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Donna that looks so good, wow

zealous crown
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Thank you, manx

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Cooked absolutely nothing. Leftover roast chicken, sweet potatoes, leaves, goat cheese and sundried tomatoes.

placid terrace
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leftovers looking better than stuff I've seen posted here

zealous crown
tired stump
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so i should stop blending my meals

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is what you are implying

zealous crown
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Hehe, well if it has strawberry, vanilla ice cream etc, then no, and yes, I’d like a glass as well, ty.

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Oh having said that, this also applies to cutleries and glassware. I once read how drinking from a heavy, good quality tumbler makes even an average drink ‘taste’ better.

zealous crown
tired stump
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Could be worse

zealous crown
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Could be..

placid terrace
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advanced level pot noodle

zealous crown
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Check out the layer of oil on that

placid terrace
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that'll lubricate your arteries

tired stump
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Edible

weak mantle
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mmm

zealous crown
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Looks like some kinda karahi. Sucks getting old.

placid terrace
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you? old?

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nah, that'd mean i'm old too

zealous crown
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Are you in da club with me?

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Wow, you are becoming excellent at gaslighting :p

placid terrace
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I'm just really bad at typing things in the right place 🙂

zealous crown
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Haha google?

placid terrace
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I may have been about to google yes to see if I could come up with an amusing pun

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well, a pun at least

zealous crown
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I am unexpectedly touched 🙂

molten crypt
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hehehe

zealous crown
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That sounded better in my head

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😂

molten crypt
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FUCK

zealous crown
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Egads

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Stop deleting stuff, ffs.

placid terrace
zealous crown
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You are an arse

placid terrace
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I am.

zealous crown
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Gbye

placid terrace
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bye!

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sleeping?

zealous crown
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Nope. Just being dramatic. You like?

placid terrace
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Oh 😛

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very dramatic

molten crypt
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She probably has back problems

zealous crown
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So do I @molten crypt

placid terrace
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your PFP says otherwise 🙂

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pretty sure if I did that there'd be a loud snap and that'd be the end of me

zealous crown
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Yikes, yeah, let’s not do that

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I do need to master moving down the stairs tho. Motion sickness will take care of the rest.

placid terrace
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oh no don't be doing that

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I am tempted to try it though tangerine_think

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just to see if I can

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maybe with the assistance of a chair

zealous crown
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Adam, no. Just, go to sleep.

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I’m long gone

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If anyone asks

placid terrace
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I'll be going in a bit

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And of course I saw nothing. I'm not a snitch.

zealous crown
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G’night, Adam. 🙂

placid terrace
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Night:)

molten crypt
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I've gotta a freezer full of otter pops nyaRocklee gonna get drunk on sugar tonight.

fair siren
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I have a bunch too!

molten crypt
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I prefer them just cold, so I'm gonna be scandalous and drink them. Frozen takes too much time.

fair siren
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Idk if I could do that

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I like frozen and crushed

molten crypt
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My teeth are a bit sensitive, crushed is alright, but liquid in gentler on my mouth.

fair siren
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Gotchya

molten crypt
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I need to figure out food nyaTired I wish I could have homemade turkey soup atm. Sounds super yummy. cravings blargh

fair siren
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Soup does sound lovely maybe ill settle for some non homemade when I get home

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Kinda chilly tonite

molten crypt
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Yeah, think its the weather getting me ready for homemade soups.

tired stump
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i've done one double batch of chili so far

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and veg soup with pasta

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doing another batch of veg soup tonight but with cheese tortellini

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and i'm going to try to make a loaf of soda bread with kalamata olives and za'atar

zealous crown
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Damn.

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That’s a lot of cooking and baking.

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Any special occasion?

tired stump
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covid?

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it's a year-long event

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(at least)

zealous crown
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Heh, enjoy

tired stump
zealous crown
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@molten crypt why vanilla?

molten crypt
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Just the tiniest drop. I find it makes the egg have a richer taste, almost (but not quite) to match that of a duck egg.

zealous crown
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Hmm interesting. And the cinnamon?

molten crypt
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Just my personal preference more really.

zealous crown
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Fair enough. Will definitely try the lil bit of essence. Ty.

molten crypt
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np np

molten crypt
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Vanilla and cinnamon.....on egg?

tired stump
molten crypt
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Soup eBKthumbsup

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Little soup

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The edges on that plate are so extreme, practically its own table.

tired stump
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My portion is bigger 😀

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And I added a couple more tortellini

molten crypt
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Good, you need to grow n be healthy eBKthumbsup

tired stump
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lol

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I mean I added more for waifu

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It’s a surreal minestrone

molten crypt
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I wish I had soup Sadbear

weak mantle
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Your wish is granted

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Look under the couch

molten crypt
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I dont have a couch

weak mantle
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Now you do

molten crypt
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I just have a cheap metal fold out chair

weak mantle
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Hmm maybe it's under there then 🤔

molten crypt
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cococlap I dont see soup

weak mantle
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Well shit.

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Don't pay cheap genies

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Trust me

molten crypt
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You'd be an awful Santa Clause

weak mantle
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That offends me.

molten crypt
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Good

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Wtf wrong emoji

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But oki

keen jacinth
vale kelp
placid terrace
dark spade
molten crypt
placid terrace
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wtflmao

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oh it's 2 emotes

molten crypt
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🦾 20201015_164856
🦿 🦿

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Its coming for you

molten crypt
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nyaEeh Hunger.

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Hey you

keen jacinth
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👊 20201015_164856

molten crypt
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You trying to fight me?

keen jacinth
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Yes

molten crypt
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🦾 20201015_164856
🦿 🦿

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You don't have legs. You can't win nyaRocklee

keen jacinth
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I punched one of your arms off. I'll do it again

molten crypt
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pointgun 20201015_164856
🦿 🦿

weak mantle
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Can't we all just.... Feed each other hotdogs?

molten crypt
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I have a gun.

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No

dark spade
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hot dogs are gross

molten crypt
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I dont like hotdogs.

keen jacinth
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Uh oh

weak mantle
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I will feed you all hotdogs

keen jacinth
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20201015_164856 🤏 🌭

weak mantle
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tiny hotdog

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Anyway, this has been a very deep, fantastic and meaningful conversation and I appreciate how much stronger our relationships are now because of it, but I must go to bed. I'm sorry, but I must.

keen jacinth
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👌 20201015_164856

fair siren
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nice food talk

molten crypt
vale kelp
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Steak pic missing here 👀

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🥩

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@zealous crown MNHungryMimi

placid terrace
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donna is making steak?

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this is relevant to my interests

zealous crown
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Hehe thought your opinion is irrelevant

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@vale kelp mwah! I’ll plate up and take a shot.

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Currently watching one of my fave musician on rpan do a bluegrass WAP version

placid terrace
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My opinion is irrelevant but steak is very relevant

zealous crown
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That’s swordfish, in bonito broth, with rice, spinach, nutritional yeast. Topped with a roasted pig snout I picked up yesterday from the butchers.

vale kelp
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You feed them soooo well! You're such an amazing mum to them and cook and and and PikachuShocked

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My opinion is irrelevant but steak is very relevant
@placid terrace Your opinion is relevant to me. Well, except the times when it's wrong ofc. PikachuSimp1

zealous crown
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Which is never.

vale kelp
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Steak is very yum. Nom nom nom. Especially filet mignon. ablobwaggle

placid terrace
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I'm never wrong.

tired stump
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j'accuse!

zealous crown
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I mean Adam doesn’t even dial the wrong number, the recipient picks up the wrong phone.

placid terrace
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omg

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i called the wrong number yesterday

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i got redirected round 2 departments before I realised I'd called entirely the wrong company

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anyway where is this steak

zealous crown
placid terrace
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steak and swordfish?

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blimey

zealous crown
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I only eat one meal a day =_=

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You can have some if you like. I don’t mind sharing my food, unlike some people.

vale kelp
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Like omg.

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I want.

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🤤

zealous crown
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You can eat vicariously through me.

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k imma eatz

placid terrace
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enjoy 🙂

zealous crown
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thank you 🙂

molten crypt
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Im out of otterpops nyaDed

zealous crown
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I am baking your cake, moon! The house smells divine.

molten crypt
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Cake?

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squinteyes I dont like cake

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I'm assuming you're talking about the pumpkin bread.

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Just careful not to burn it, it gets a funny taste if over cooked. But I'm also super picky. The littlest flaws in food drive me insane.

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Anyways I hope you like it nyaHearts

vale kelp
dusky solstice
weak mantle
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That looks amazing

dusky solstice
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face bacon (guanciale), spinach, shallots, mix of mushrooms, coconut cream

zealous crown
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Loooks reaaallly good!

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Moon, yes, bread, I was teasing about the ‘cake’ because damn, dat batter is thicc yo

zealous crown
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Ty again, Moon, I shall let you know how it tastes. Smells divine. @molten crypt

vale kelp
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I. Wish. I. Was. There. PikachuShocked

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I want!!!

placid terrace
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The colour look very appealing

tired stump
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“I came to kick ass and eat otter pops... and I’m all out of otter pops”

zealous crown
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Thanks, Red. I wish you were here, too.

placid terrace
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She's been muted 😦

vague crow
weak mantle
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Why u mute?

dusky solstice
zealous crown
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Looks delicious. Love the plate!

molten crypt
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nyaEeh dont think i could stomach that.
I'm sure its good tho, for people that like that sort of thing.

dusky solstice
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The store was out of beef heart, so it pig heart tonight which I actually have never worked with

tired stump
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Good luck

zealous crown
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Sounds chewy

serene delta
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I

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I'm gonna be completely honest here

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That sounds like something royals would eat in the middle ages

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Pig heart, not the toast looking stuff

zealous crown
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Deafchef is the Lord King of his own castle/kitchen.

dusky solstice
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@zealous crown @serene delta heart is tenderloin

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Super lean, after you trim it

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2$/lb as opposed to 15+ though

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You can get even lazy trimming a 70% yield

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Though mine went bad so I'm doing a sorta curry kinda chicken thing tonight instead

serene delta
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Ah

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That makes more sense

molten crypt
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nyaEeh So yay or nay on Pumpkin Bread? I dont mean to be a pest, I'm just curious since you said you've never had Pumpkin bread before. nyaThink thats if I'm remembering correctly...
MNPeekNeko @zealous crown

tired stump
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Make it

molten crypt
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You make it.

dusky solstice
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@molten crypt done right, it great. Spread some apple butter on there, some mulled wine, and just be happy

zealous crown
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@𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓜𝓸𝓸𝓷🎄𝓚𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽#8888 it was really moist, thanks. I let it sit for over half a day before having a taste. I’ll probably make it again soon.

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@dusky solstice I have only had cow’s heart and chicken’s. Both were on the.. quirkier side when it comes to texture.

dusky solstice
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@zealous crown okay so it is like octopus, is needs to be fast or slow, no in-between. Also though, needs to be trimmed completely clean

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If you go over mid rare, texture hits shit

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Long cook it though and it great

zealous crown
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Hmm that is quite interesting. I have only had it in a curry. And we sometimes overcook the shit out of them.

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We usually would have them around Eid. After the sacrifice. Pretty much every part of the cattle is up for a dish. Other than hooves and skin.

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But yeah, will definitely get some and try to trim it as much as possible.

molten crypt
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@zealous crown hehe, I don't think I could wait that long for anything pumpkin. yummy but I'm glad you enjoyed it. eBKthumbsup

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Apologies that I couldnt be properly pinged before. I was harassing Tacos and forgot to rejoin cause I was busy playing Minecraft. computerface

zealous crown
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No worries! Hehe, thought I wasn’t doing it properly. But then realised you probably aren’t around.

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I didn’t want to wait either because it smelled divine, but the batter was heavy so I distracted myself with cleaning, heh. I might add a dash of nutmeg next time. Ty again!

dusky solstice
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If you want @zealous crown I have some before/after pictures of one of the last times I trimmed up (albeit poorely for my skillset) a heart

zealous crown
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Yesyes! Please and thank you!

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I have never trimmed organ fat before.

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I am actually heading home now, so might pick some up if they have some.

dusky solstice
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Basically, get rid of all the damned white stuff

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that's what carries the "offal/organ" flavor

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and it so cheap that don't worry about carving off too much

vale kelp
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🤤

dusky solstice
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A lot of people don't realize that "steak tartare" originally used beef heart, not beef tenderloin

zealous crown
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Oh TIL

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That is a lot of work! Nicely done.

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Hope I do you proud!

dusky solstice
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nowhere near as much work as you think

zealous crown
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Thanks! On that note, butcher and then home.

dusky solstice
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and don't worry about the irregular shape it'll come out to be before you then slice it into the strips you want

zealous crown
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Nah, I know it’s cheap but I’d still be weird about waste, so it will take me twice as long probably heh.

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Alright! Wicked. Thanks again!

dusky solstice
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I mean when I'm lazy in a hurry, I still get about 70-75% yield

tired stump
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🎩

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hm there is no witch hat

dusky solstice
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hmmm how do I not know this dish, looks like I'm learning something this week

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actually looking at recipes I know I've had various versions, I just never knew that was the name

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I just wish I had access to the right black pepper to leave whole for the one

tired stump
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yeah i am curious about it

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i'll do a grocery run today/tomorrow

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will likely need to hit an indian market

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my area is tech heavy so there is a large indian etc. contingent

vale kelp
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What's the texture like? Of beef heart?

tired stump
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similar to tenderloin by the look of it and DC's description

dusky solstice
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@vale kelp super lean/tender (if you don't overcook). It is basically a beefier verseion of tenderloin yeah

vale kelp
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Sounds amazing

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I want beef heart

tired stump
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you should probably head to donna's then 😄

dusky solstice
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haha

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yeah it one of those "chef secrets"... tenderloin as like an 8th the price

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the other used to be Tongue (when done right) but prices on that skyrockted thanks to people realizing it is great for tacos

vale kelp
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you should probably head to donna's then 😄
@zealous crown ablobwaggle

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Teleporter status plz

quiet mesa
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recharging

placid terrace
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so this isn't anything I've cooked

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or even could cook

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but

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ooooh my

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this person has some skillz

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the process is a bit ASMR too

dark spade
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jesus christ that looks amazing

placid terrace
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I mean I bet it tastes average, but the look is amazing

quick root
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jello and cake don't seem like they'd mix very well

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or even keep, that'd have to be eaten the day you make it

fair siren
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jello cake is phenomenal

zealous crown
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so this isn't anything I've cooked
@placid terrace heheh, thanks, because I would have totally thought otherwise.

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And that is super ASMR. My poor ears.

placid terrace
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Anyone got an ice pack for that sick burn I just got

zealous crown
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A frozen brinjal instead.

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@vale kelp all ready, teleporter ie. just need the special cable.

molten crypt
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Not a big fan of anything Jello, but those cakes are fun to look at. I adore food art eBKthumbsup

hidden quail
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Tried this salmon thing

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Not too sure about it

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The salmon was nice but the noodles were fucked up

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Or its just the type of noodles Idk

tired stump
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salmon and noodles? odd combo tbh

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i would mix leftover salmon with cold pasta and capers to make a salmon pasta salad

hidden quail
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It was Thai or something

tired stump
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oh

hidden quail
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I don't really remember tbh

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The sauce was good so I might try it differently

tired stump
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salmon i normally cook with potatoes or rice

hidden quail
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Good idea tbh

tired stump
#

oh, or couscous

hidden quail
#

We have a lot of rice in my house so I might do that

tired stump
#

tiny couscous not big couscous

hidden quail
#

Big couscous?

#

I thought it was all tiny

tired stump
#

isreali/pearl couscous

hidden quail
#

Ooh ok

tired stump
#

is about 1/8 inch in diameter

hidden quail
#

For couscous that is pretty big

tired stump
#

but they give me a similar mouthfeel as quinoa, which is baby frog eyeballs

hidden quail
#

Yeah quinoa grosses me out

#

Will probably stick to small couscous

tired stump
#

good idea

hidden quail
#

I'm lazy so I use the sodium filled dried stuff

zealous crown
#

Salmon curry with coconut milk is divine.

hidden quail
#

That does sound good

#

I prefer vegetable curry myself but I might give that a go

vale kelp
#

Salmon is divine

hidden quail
#

Pog fish

dark spade
#

salmon

#

is a fish

#

therefore

#

salmon is pog fish

vale kelp
#

Salmon is perfectly splendid

zealous crown
#

No u

quick root
#

krusty krab pizza

dark spade
#

fish pizza

hidden quail
#

Sushi pizza

#

With extra mayo

dark spade
#

I mean full blown pizza with fish on its

#

Like red sauce, cheese, and tuna

hidden quail
#

I've had prawns on pizza before

#

Had mango too

dark spade
#

how was it

hidden quail
#

Wasn't too sure about it tbh

#

I'll have prawns on anything though haha

vale kelp
#

Hawaiian pizza. That's what. ablobwaggle

hidden quail
#

Pineapple on pizza is 👌

tired stump
#

prawn sundae

fair siren
#

however, cheeseburger pizza is an atrocity in which both pizza and cheeseburgers are ruined

tired stump
#

Lies

#

Vicious lies 😛

tribal notch
#

I see aethena isn't american Glowow

vale kelp
rough jewel
#

Cheeseburger pizza isn’t too bad

vale kelp
#

How's Aethena not American?

tribal notch
#

not liking burger pizza I guess

#

it was intended to be satire about our notorious poor taste in food

#

I guess I didn't do that well

vale kelp
#

Lol

#

Burger pizza does sound atrocious. But I am not truly American.

tribal notch
#

it sounds awesome to me

#

but then again I also like mayonnaise on a slice of bread

#

so

fair siren
#

its worse than it sounds

tribal notch
#

I've also made ham and jelly sandwiches

vale kelp
#

Oh it sounds horrific enough to me, cheeseburger pizza I mean

dusky solstice
#

Growing up there was a pizzeria with horrible pizza, but they made an amazing Cheeseburger sub

tribal notch
#

and ham and cheese waffle sandwiches

dusky solstice
#

it was an inhouse grind of beef, seasoned well, shaped in the sub shape, chedder cheese on top options of bbq, ketchup, mustard, anything you wanted, pickle relish

tribal notch
#

with syrup

tired stump
#

bacon cheeseburger pizza can be a beautiful thing

vale kelp
tired stump
#

it's like 2/5 of meat master pizza anyway

molten crypt
#

I haven't removed the chat permissions for anyone from this channel but boy am I close.

tired stump
#

some people would say that about hawaiian pizza

#

but i support diversity

vale kelp
#

I mostly don't support heart disease or the likely causes of it.

dusky solstice
#

You know what was one of the leading causes of heart disease the last decade in the US was? The Neo-Paleo diet. People cut so much salt out of their diet they were giving themselves heart damage

vale kelp
#

A diet of cheese burger pizza can't be any better though. Just cuz there are other aspects of the ignorance of healthy eating in the US, this particular aspect should not be ignored. ablobthinking

tired stump
#

i will never ignore a bacon cheeseburger pizza

vale kelp
#

Oh Smoosh

#

😋

dusky solstice
#

well on the plus side, beef fat is the healthy fat

#

lamb more so

#

fish most so

vale kelp
#

I can agree with it. In moderation.

dusky solstice
#

chicken is bad

vale kelp
#

Chicken in the US is sadly highly processed with hormones too. ablobsad

dusky solstice
#

not all of it, that's decreasing rapidly, more so now since COVID because of tgeh supply line effectsx

#

the long term mutations that dulled the flavor are there

#

but anywhere in the world you go, chicken fat is actually the unhealthiest of the fats

#

Basically chicken fat is loaded with oleic fatty acids where your red meat and fishes are loaded with linoleic fatty acids

placid terrace
#

people are made of red meat, just fyi

vale kelp
#

Yuck. Def not a fan of chicken fat.

#

I don't enjoy the texture of fat.

dusky solstice
#

love the flavor of chicken fat though, and use it when I make eggs

#

but really it don't matter what you eat unless you have personal health issues. If you eat a variety of foods in moderation, you'll be healthy

#

There are some exceptions for various medical reasons (like why Ican't survive off Vegan diet, or some people with legit sodium issues)

vale kelp
#

Food at last!!!! @placid terrace @zealous crown ablobwaggle

zealous crown
#

That looks yummy!

placid terrace
#

Nice

zealous crown
#

Is that puff rice..?

#

Okay, no. Cooked.

vale kelp
#

Puff rice?

#

It's brown rice.

#

The owners of this restaurant own a Greek restaurant. And they do fusion with Greek cuisine for this other more health oriented restaurant. Focused on a healthy gut. But it's amazingly delicious!!! 🤤

#

The chicken has a lemon herb taste to it. Not sure how they make it. Soooo yummm.

zealous crown
#

It looks really tasty. I love wild rice. Brown rice is not too shabby either.

vale kelp
#

Yeah, wild rice is def my favorite ablobgrin

tired stump
#

i love the whitest rice 🙃

zealous crown
#

You’re a ricist.

tired stump
#

I like all colors of rice but I prefer white rice

#

I don’t know what that says

molten crypt
#

I prefer wild rice, I like them crazy.

hidden quail
#

Housemate cooked everyone a Portuguese rice thingy

#

Had chorizo and chickpeas and stuff

#

And on the side it has a bread-y cake-y thing with meat in it

#

Idk what it's called but I love it

tired stump
#

Yum

hidden quail
#

She made too much so there's like 3 loaves of the stuff downstairs

#

Not complaining tho

tired stump
#

How can that be bad

hidden quail
#

It definitely isn't haha

tired stump
#

Sounds almost like a paella

hidden quail
#

I guess it's kinda similar

#

Only a few ingredients though

molten crypt
#

Probably gonna have some real fancy food tonight.

hidden quail
#

Ooh what are you having?

molten crypt
#

Top Ramen

#

I ran out of microwaved fish.

weak mantle
#

bottom ramen

rough jewel
#

Middle ramen

molten crypt
#

At least I have some broth for it, makes it a little better. Just water is boring.

weak mantle
#

true

#

add an egg?

molten crypt
#

Nah, there's enough calories in it already 😔

#

If I had some shrimp id probably be more experimental.

weak mantle
#

also,

#

mushrooms

#

and kimchi

molten crypt
#

Mushrooms, red peppers, carrots, lightly cooked fried egg, and shrimp

#

Cooked in sodium free chicken broth with the cheap top Ramen flavoring eBKthumbsup

#

Ah that sounds so good, but I dont have any of those ingredients

#

Oh and egg drop soup sounds nice 😩

weak mantle
#

I loved that as a kid

#

But now I prefer good hot and sour soup

molten crypt
#

I've actually never had that kind of soup. I always choose Egg drop so I've never had the chance to try it.

weak mantle
#

I recommend, but it can be hit or Miss. But I suppose egg drop soup can be hit or miss as well

molten crypt
#

Yeah. I went to a Chinese buffet before and their Egg Drop soup tasted like garbage water. It probably was 😐 Buffet food is shit.

weak mantle
#

Most of the time!

#

The ones that are good are smaller. Less mass food to produce and keep hot

molten crypt
#

Yeah, not that any of them our in business right now. I think we have one in our town and the parking lot has been empty since the shutdown.

weak mantle
#

Sad

#

Though I'm sure delivery is booming

#

Oh. Unless it's just a buffet

molten crypt
#

Probably not to be honest. The food they serve there is pretty bad compared to other takeout restaurants.

#

They just had the gimmick of it being a buffet. So people went there for unhealthy reasons.

zealous crown
#

Coffeee

#

Need coffee

quiet mesa
#

zealous crown
#

Now if it’s not a hassle, could you kindly put that in a syringe, pls

quiet mesa
#

i don't have a syringe

placid terrace
#

Did someone say coffee?

fair siren
#

I have tea

placid terrace
#

It is not tea time

#

Also I hope my coffee appears today

fair siren
#

Its chilly outside yes it is

placid terrace
#

Or there may be a problem

tired stump
#

🍵

zealous crown
tired stump
#

bizkit

vale kelp
#

I wish I can have a green tea latte.

zealous crown
#

bizkit
Limp once dipped

tired stump
#

indeed

#

although somehow i don't think fred durst drinks hot tea and biscuits #falseadvertising

tired stump
#

hola rosario

zealous crown
#

Apologies, Hex. No soggy biscuit talks.

vale kelp
#

Soggy PikachuShocked

#

Not a fan of soggy. Not a fan.

#

I do like Rosario's dress though ablobwaggle

rough jewel
#

I am a bad cook

short quiver
#

I'm making a bunch of dough for challah and cinnamon rolls

weak mantle
#

what's challah?

tired stump
#

jewish tear-apart loaf

#

dinner roll consistency with glossy top

short quiver
#

Yep

#

Oh, apparently I can't post files

vague crow
#

Just gotta chat til youre level 5
Can track progress in #bot-spam

#

With .xp

short quiver
#

Nice, thanks

zealous crown
placid terrace
#

train food?

zealous crown
#

Yup, foods of the train gods

placid terrace
#

Unlucky

#

Don't think I've ever eaten hot food on a train...

#

Not an experience I feel my life is missing tbh

zealous crown
#

Don’t think you have taken the train many times :p

placid terrace
#

Too many times

zealous crown
#

But I agree, you aren’t missing this fishy smelling cherry tomato

placid terrace
#

I usually end up in london 2-3 times a month when life is normal

zealous crown
#

How long does it take you?

placid terrace
#

45 minutes

#

I usually get the train from Didcot

zealous crown
#

I travel into London from MK if I am not driving and that’s 34mins iirc

#

Ahh. Alright.

placid terrace
#

Used to spend most weekends travelling to birmingham from hull as well when I was at university for REASONS

zealous crown
#

Haha girl reasons, aight.

#

But wow, that’s quite a weekly journey.

placid terrace
#

It was :x

#

expensive too

zealous crown
#

Even with the YPR card eh.

placid terrace
#

Was £80 a trip off peak with the rail card on the day

zealous crown
#

I am just pleasantly surprised you made the effort. And still no hot food? Impressive. You will survive a famine.

placid terrace
#

I booked in advance, which took it down by 50%+

zealous crown
#

Still.. hope ya’ll stayed in. You were a rich student!

placid terrace
#

I had a relative die at a very convenient time 😛

zealous crown
#

Haha, Idk how to respond to that.

placid terrace
#

I worked through 6th form as well

#

So in all, I think I walked onto the campus with £24,000 in the bank

zealous crown
#

Tutored?

placid terrace
#

No, supermarket

zealous crown
#

Holy shit.

#

Was there a theme song when you racked up

placid terrace
#

There was not

zealous crown
#

Lame

#

Oh well, you didn’t have to work at Starbucks, so that’s smthing

placid terrace
#

But yeah, I didn't exactly live like a king but it was nice not having to work while I was there

zealous crown
#

I know, heh, and must have helped with car, house etc.

placid terrace
#

Yeah

zealous crown
#

My mother bought me the house and I still groan about shit

placid terrace
#

I mean rent took pretty much half of that alone

zealous crown
#

Did you live in the halls? Or?

placid terrace
#

both, halls 1 year private 3 years

zealous crown
#

Same univ for postgrad?

placid terrace
#

yeah

zealous crown
#

Exciting

placid terrace
#

It was either go get a job

#

or procrastinate in education for another year 😛

zealous crown
#

Ah no placements then.

placid terrace
#

I considered it, but my placement year would have been 2008

#

Right when everyone went bankrupt

zealous crown
#

Heh, at least you gave yourself one. I was going to dedicate 3-4yrs in research just so I won’t have to go back to 9-6

#

Ouch. Yeah, you were smartiepants even at 20

placid terrace
#

So people tell me 😛

#

They don't live with me though

#

And see the struggles

#

I do think about going and doing a PhD still

#

spensive though

#

PhD level computing is so dry as well

zealous crown
#

Haha I was wondering what you could base your thesis on. I mean I am sure you could specialise further in security.

#

I am highly likely going back next sept.

#

Not expensive if you can get a grant, or manipulate your current employer.

placid terrace
#

True, employer would probably pay for it

#

Dr Donna 😛

#

You going to do full time or part time?

zealous crown
#

Hah, I hope you do know that’s not my surname

#

Full-time.

placid terrace
#

Properly back to student life then 🙂

zealous crown
#

Heh doubt it will ever be the same, but hey, at least this time I will know exactly what to do when faced with a patronising greek supervisor

#

Almost at the station. Joy >_>

placid terrace
#

Well, I hope you have a fun and enjoyable day

#

But, I suspect this is a work thing, so er

#

Let's settle for hoping it's not too awful

zealous crown
#

Heh, well, I am in Wales, so at least it’s a pretty day outside. Gotta pick up from enterprise, after that it will be a pita.

#

I am terrible with welsh signs. But thank you. Hope you have a gorgeous one, as well. 🙂

placid terrace
#

Wales, oof

#

Say hi to the sheep 🙂

tired stump
#

I like a good pita

tired stump
#

beef stew tonight

quick root
#

frozen pizzas fuckin baffle me a bit, man

#

like bear with me this is gonna be hard to explain

#

how do they manage to freeze the bread with the sauce on it without making it a soggy mess when cooked

#

like yeah everything after that is kinda straightforward, but that part in particular baffles me

dark spade
#

flash freezing?

keen jacinth
#

Yeah there was some sort of process to it or something

vale kelp
#

Flash freezing is awesome

placid terrace
#

it's all about the crystal size

#

then you freeze slowly, ice forms biiig crystals

#

takes longer for them to defrost too

#

which causes the sogginess

#

flash freezing makes teeny tiny crystals

#

liquid nitrogen ice cream tastes so smooth for the same reason

tired stump
#

imagine eating nitrogen

dark spade
#

imagine imbibing gases.

placid terrace
#

everything is a gas if it's hot enough

dark spade
#

not water

#

it becomes steam, not a gas. simple chemistry

vale kelp
#

I'm creeped out my Marm's name. It's invisible. ablobthinking

placid terrace
#

He's been muted for bad behaviour :x

weak mantle
#

marmalad bein a BAD BOI

#

🗞️

placid terrace
#

marmalad being a 🇱 🇦 🇩

#

or maybe not idk I didn't see what happ'd

vale kelp
#

What ya mean Marm was muted? ablobthinking

#

When we're muted, that's what happens to our name? Omg I wanna see

placid terrace
#

your top role becomes serverwide mute

vale kelp
#

Is this true? You messin' with me? squinteyes

placid terrace
#

which is black

#

it's true

vale kelp
#

Guess who's about to eat cornbread? PikachuShocked

placid terrace
#

niiice

#

I should get on and make my bagel

zealous crown
#

Is that.. sweet potato chips? @vale kelp

#

Are you eating sweet tato w/o me?!

placid terrace
#

I wish I could get my sweet potat chips looking like those

#

haven't cracked the secret yet

zealous crown
#

Omg I need to stop zooming in

#

That pulled meat looks.. wipes chin

#

The coating, perhaps?

#

What do you not like about it?

placid terrace
#

I can cook them good

#

but they never get that crispy, glassy exterior

zealous crown
#

:x

placid terrace
#

like restaurants do

#

I've googled lots and tried literally everything

zealous crown
#

Well, oil temperature is very important. And coating of course.

#

Oh you’ve googled. :p

placid terrace
#

I have 😛

zealous crown
#

So obviously you dry them in a cloth or napkin before coating?

placid terrace
#

yup

#

cornflour too

zealous crown
#

You like your cornflour..

#

Keep trying. I am sure they will meet your super high standards some day.

placid terrace
#

one day

#

or I'll just get someone to cook 'em for me at a restaurant when i need a fix

#

😛

zealous crown
#

Just buy a damned restaurant

placid terrace
#

i'd say that's a bad investment RN

zealous crown
#

Argh, yes, poor hospitality

tired stump
#

mmm bbq plate

zealous crown
#

It is rather asinine tbh. A friend of mine manages a PCP Black Horse and he is at his wits end. Govt asked him to kick everyone out by 10pm, but then people just all gather outside for taxis and shits n giggles.

#

I think Mitchells and Butlers had to throw away 1.2b worth of food last month.

#

Thought you were having stew, Smooshie.

placid terrace
#

It's very poorly thought out

#

mostly because the government seems to not want to piss off their friends

zealous crown
#

That’s expected. But it all seems very whimsical.

#

I mean meetings for group projects in univ were more productive than this.

#

The owners of M&B should be one of their mates as well. So it doesn’t make sense at all.

placid terrace
#

I imagine any group projects you had a say in were exceptionally well planned :x

zealous crown
#

Haha, you tease, but I was actually very mellow.

#

Just ended up doing most of the work instead.

placid terrace
#

Oof

#

I know that feel

zealous crown
#

So I drove to an indian takeaway. =_=

#

How is your bagel?

placid terrace
#

toasting as we speak

#

watching it carefully so I don't end up with an artisinal bagel

zealous crown
#

Heheh smh

#

Hey, Adam?

#

Adammm

placid terrace
#

wat

zealous crown
#

Hi.

#

I think give the bagels another 2mins

tired stump
#

oh i was commenting on red's bbq plate

#

i will start stew in 40 min

zealous crown
#

What’s the time now?

placid terrace
#

too late

#

it's plated up 🙂

zealous crown
#

licks the bagels then drops them on your plate enjoy

placid terrace
#

there has been a small change of plan though

#

the nutella winked at me when I opened the cupboard

zealous crown
#

Hahah

#

I love nutella with peanutbutter

#

They are always next to each other in my cupboard

placid terrace
#

with peanut butter?!

#

I had not considered this option...

#

next tme.

tired stump
#

hm 1624 east coast

zealous crown
#

Ah, that’s plenty of time to slowcook.

tired stump
#

i n s t a n t p o t

#

🙂

#

smoosh the food (with pressure)

rose zinc
#

instant pooooot. Love mine

vale kelp
#

Is that.. sweet potato chips?
@zealous crown That was! Well, sweet potato fries. Too greasy for my taste. So you and I will prob have better ones another time lol

zealous crown
#

Red, pshaw! I’ll take yours, and Erik’s, and whoever else is having them! If it’s not obvious, I LOVE sweet potuhoooooes

#

Smoosh, so a pressure cooker stew >.<

tired stump
#

yar

#

it's giving me stew feels

#

almost up to pressure

#

she's locked and loaded bois, 30 minutes to stew heaven

#

(i hope)

#

sipping some of the cab that was leftover from the recipe

#

(i hate wine tbh)

tired stump
placid terrace
#

sauce looks thicc

tired stump
#

Corn starch

#

But ye he thicc buoh

rough jewel
#

pot roast?

zealous crown
#

dem potatoes luk 🔥

vale kelp
#

That looks so nom!

tired stump
#

It was yum ngl

#

Some of the potatoes and carrots were multi color so they blended in

#

Will use traditional next time

vale kelp
#

Looks super nourishing.

weak mantle
#

Stew mm m

tired stump
#

It’s sticking to my ribs

weak mantle
#

Go od

vale kelp
#

Nom nom nom

serene delta
#

That looks good

#

I'd way over salt it tho, I just really like salty food I don't even know why

tired stump
#

i over salt my food

#

after [insert number greater than 10] years, i discovered that the reason is because i have low blood pressure

vale kelp
#

No way! So interesting!

tired stump
#

i always wanted to be interesting

zealous crown
#

And pretty. So pretty.

tired stump
#

(did i get doxxed)

vale kelp
#

@zealous crown ablobwaggle blobkissheart

tired stump
#

Chonken

#

Lovely

placid terrace
#

lookin' good @vale kelp

#

cooked yourself?

vale kelp
#

No blobhide

placid terrace
#

is ok

#

it still looks delicious

vale kelp
#

I thought it looked so puhrty with the colorful veggies agooglerainbowheart

zealous crown
#

Looks so good

#

I wants.

placid terrace
#

cooked celery is chefs kiss

zealous crown
#

Having cereal myself 😔

placid terrace
#

which cereal

zealous crown
#

Red, it does! Looks full of life. Hope you enjoyed it!

placid terrace
#

I am going to judge you

#

FYI

zealous crown
#

Like you don’t for everything else heh

placid terrace
#

😄

zealous crown
#

Crunchy nut 😉

placid terrace
#

top tier

#

well done

zealous crown
#

Thanks. Aim to pls.

placid terrace
#

with milk or dry?

#

or with water?

#

just checking you're not a psychopath

zealous crown
#

Urgh, who has cereal w/ water!

placid terrace
#

some people!

zealous crown
#

Milk. Whole milk.

zealous crown
#

Sucks I can’t downvote that

placid terrace
#

ikr

#

did you look at the video

#

I mean if i was forced to eat one cereal with water

#

it would not be cheerios

#

also

zealous crown
#

Wth. I wouldn’t divorce her, but maybe not let her make major financial decisions.

placid terrace
#

😄

#

I think

#

If they open cereal on its side that is likely not to be their only offense

#

Edit: to answer a question asked below, she doesn’t pour out the cereal from the side. Rather, she grabs it by the handful and puts it in her bowl.

#

dkognbiowrnioheiobmvsopb

zealous crown
#

Whaaaaaaat

placid terrace
#

Clearly this guy hasn't married a woman, he's found some poorly domesticated wolf person

zealous crown
#

Solid edit.

placid terrace
#

thanks 🙂

#

I made it myself

zealous crown
#

I am still amazing how someone can make smthing so straight forward this convoluted

placid terrace
#

I'm struggling with the actual mechanics of it

#

tearing a thick plastic bag like the cereal comes in is not easy

#

so does she cut it?

#

so many unanswered questions

#

I open my cereal bags like a human, just fyi

zealous crown
#

Omg do you think she bites off a piece then rips it open?

placid terrace
#

maybe!

#

that'd make sense actually

#

teeth'd make light work of the bag

#

I think you've solved it

zealous crown
#

I open mine like a bonobo and still manage to open it better than her.

placid terrace
#

bonobo XD

#

funny, i imagined you being a little more graceful in my head

#

Right, I better go sign off and unload the car

#

You need saving @zealous crown or are you good?

zealous crown
#

Bonobos can be very elegant tyvm.

vale kelp
#

I must show how I open bags.

#

I have a very very very methodical technique.

zealous crown
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Ty, I am good. You can go ahead and unload. Was just hoovering etc.

placid terrace
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s'good cause my shoes are already off

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toes are cold :x

vale kelp
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I'm fascinated by the fact that Donna and I make the perfect eggplant.

zealous crown
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Like you wouldn’t put them back on. :p

vale kelp
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🍆

zealous crown
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Hehe ik. We should stay this colour forever.

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Even the hue is perfect.

vale kelp
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Exactly!!!

zealous crown
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Okay, gonna take a quick shower. Then maybe drink a little..

placid terrace
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Like you wouldn’t put them back on. :p
I'm not gonna lie, there would be a sliding scale cause I'm quite comfy.

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Stubbed toe, you're on your own

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chest pain, be right there

zealous crown
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Oh, I can lure you. I have coffee, Adam.

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Gooood coffee.

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And pretzel.

placid terrace
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tempting

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but too late for coffee

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annnd I don't need any more food tonight

zealous crown
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What did you have?

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Nothing as good as Red probably.

placid terrace
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Nope

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I cooked some chicken yesterday

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threw it in a pan with some veg and hoisin sauce

tired stump
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How is it not midnight

placid terrace
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then noodles

tired stump
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Weird

zealous crown
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Hmm that sounds good, but..

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What kind of noodles?

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=_=

placid terrace
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just dried medium egg noodles :x

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just wanted something quick

zealous crown
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That works.

placid terrace
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had buckwheat noodles too, but just fancied the egg noodles more today

zealous crown
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Not a huge fan of buckwheat myself

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Vermicelli I love

placid terrace
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they're a little bland, so need some kind of sauce

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vermicelli are good too

zealous crown
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I guess buckwheat will go well with hoisin etc.

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Mm mongolian lamb..

placid terrace
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all noodles are pretty alright tbh

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except pot

zealous crown
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Yeah. Just need to be the right kind for the right sauce and temp.

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Much like wine funnily enough