other-games

[dry copper]

Basically if so inclined you buy a mystery bundle for like $4 and get 4 games you don't know what they are...Could be good, could be shit...could be the latest release of a AAA

I think it's a shitty practice generally to hook people into gambling with a gacha mechanic in a legit vendor

[dry copper]

Also if you're not sure about Fanatical, IndieGala also has DD2 18% off

https://www.indiegala.com/store/game/dragon-s-dogma-2/2054970

[earnest hatch]

i see

[dry copper]

Another vendor list site like Isthereanydeal is Cheapshark. I follow both sites, myself. They usually have the same vendors, but sometimes one will catch a sale before the other and list it from its vendor

Also they have different priorities where advertising goes so it's nice to see different promotions

Honestly, I'm surprised google hasn't built up a subcategory to their search engine that would completely undermine these video game specific search engines

They're all just site aggregators in the end

[tame cairn]

https://youtu.be/YRSVchEK6uo?si=zEAmPBdO_Xf8WAmf

how did i miss this?!

Outward is awesome

Outward 2 looks great

[jade crater]

just saw this pic of a sandworm form Dune

HG plagiarizing taking some inspiration?

[tame cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/subnautica-subnautica-below-zero-iceworm-gaming-gif-17048337

[mental rose]

I thought that was Akrid from Lost Planet.
Then I saw the penguins and noticed that's from Subnautica 2. 😄

[shadow tartan]

They have a giant mech worm in Armored Core 6 too

[mental rose]

Oh yea, Ice Worm.
Probably the most fun boss in the game 😄

[shadow tartan]

Really fun (even getting S Rank)

[abstract belfry]

I'm gonna be playing the Walking Dead TellTale game I enjoyed Tales from the Borderlands Batman Games of Thrones MC:Story Mode and a demo of Wallace & Gromit adventures

[edgy viper]

There was whole dune themed expedition with worm pet as reward around the time of first new dune film.

[jade crater]

oh neat

[dry copper]

Not a sandworm from tremors?

[jade crater]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[dry copper]

Or star wars

I think Dune had the first

https://screenrant.com/sci-fi-movies-dune-sandworms-beetlejuice-tremors-star-wars/

HG should just make space worms that can merge into and out of reality

Like......Worm holes

[jade crater]

looks like a lot of people like big worms ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[dry copper]

https://tenor.com/view/worm-crawling-crossing-gif-17895797

bigger worms fill the gap easier

[austere lance]

Gears of War 2 has my favorite giant worm, lol

There's an entire level where you're inside of it killing its hearts with your chainsaw rifles while fighting off gross parasite bugs

[obtuse reef]

Okay, I have issues with this article mostly because Tremors is one of my favorite movies of all time and I hate screen rant: first of all, Tremors isn’t a sci-fi movie. Secondly, Tremors took the worm idea and did its own thing with it, thirdly, the new Dune movies didn’t “copy” the worms from Dune. If you cannot tell, I do not like ScreenRant

[austere lance]

I need to re-watch Tremors, it's been years 😆

[obtuse reef]

ScreenRant can ||okay, I know I’ve done this joke before, but you gotta stop clicking the spoilers, I might have to put something inappropriate here just to dissuade you from clicking||

[dry copper]

It's a worm. How much effort did you really think I was going to put into caring. I don't believe in the concept of owning ideas to the detriment of society, so in-so-far as ownership of worms in the sand - I don't even credit dune with that. I find it very hard to believe worms in the sand as a monster was an original idea in 1968...with thousands of years of brain rot to reach that point in human history.

[obtuse reef]

See, I just hate ScreenRant

[dry copper]

https://tenor.com/view/screen-rant-wow-wow-wow-wow-wowowowow-pitch-meeting-gif-15279184

I wonder if don lemons contract termination after it just started is going to start a meme

"You got lemon'd!"

Life gave Elon Musk Lemon and he made Lemonexitus!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFg1ysJ1oUs

[tame cairn]

nice

they are good

[willow crypt]

yes, we do have free will and The Grass Tyson is ignorant

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfLqiw55rg

[shadow tartan]

@dry copper @fleet moat
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=3uMGY4tDWaU&si=mReq2q2khK1Vchnx

[fleet moat]

[long beacon]

They gave him tequila

[charred badge]

It has future tech and aliens. Ticks my boxes for something as vague as "scifi"

[dry copper]

insane skill and luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj-QeBLmxA4

Breakfast in the UK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8dCYOz-o2w

[obtuse reef]

I saw that right before that other video you posted and I liked it better than the actual English breakfast

The “breakfast in the UK” part, that is

[shadow tartan]

Did you see what I ate the other day?

[dry copper]

yes

Ultimate BG3 incredibly stressful lazy combat strategy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqKJtLdUe04

Decent discount on a solid franchise
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2058190/Lost_Judgment/

Steam

Lost Judgment

When a convicted police officer discloses the murder of the student teacher who bullied his son to suicide, the dark secrets of a Yokohama high school rise to the surface. Fight for the truth as detective Takayuki Yagami and go undercover at a prestigious high school to solve a string of twisted bullying cases. But as victims pile up, caught in...

Price

$23.99

Recommendations

3990

▶ Play video

60%

[obtuse reef]

Well that’s a name

[tame cairn]

this is one of those meme images where its the most random people together.

skimask, bones and link from good mythical morning with ski's millenium puzzle lol

[shadow tartan]

My buddy has Fist of Family Values 🤣

Need to dive in with you again soon

Finished the Warbond few days ago

So just chillin

[inland oasis]

yea i dont rly play all that much. i just kinda chill n do a mission here n there

not till hunters get nerfed lol

[shadow tartan]

Ahahahaha

Stalkers are even worse now but Blitzer makes short work

[inland oasis]

they genuinely offput me from the game cuz there even in lvl 1

stupidly OP

lil bastard anklebiters

[shadow tartan]

I've noticed that every now and then you'll get one or two that's almost invincible

[inland oasis]

or they predict where im gonna shoot and do the stupid strafe nonstop

[shadow tartan]

Takes a whole mag or more to kill

[inland oasis]

then hey guess what your out of ammo now theres 20 of me!

fml

[shadow tartan]

Leap strafe

I see why they did it though

Because people were playing it like a regular shooter

[inland oasis]

i would be perfectly fine if they just A: could be outrun. or B: had there lunge/melee AND leap distance heavily reduced.

thats it

[shadow tartan]

More changes will come

Illuminate is gonna wreck people

[inland oasis]

yea i know theyll get hit next. EVERYONE hates them. the hunters are the new meme

i wanna see the hive lord

[shadow tartan]

They might be masochists and leave them like that

[inland oasis]

ive been theorizing this idea, which ik wont happen

but imagine like a raid boss type missions where multiple teams of 4 try taking down one hive lord/queen

i feel like they could make it work somehow

[shadow tartan]

Cool idea

Personally I'm on the other side

I solo'd the big bosses before

[silver sparrow]

i'm replaying hades

[shadow tartan]

Doesn't always need more people or bigger maps

[inland oasis]

lmao another theory ive seen whichll never happen but LORE wise, its rly cool. this whole bugs arent bad and were the bad guys talk, making us traitors, makes me almost wish we had pvp and itd be divers vs traitors xD

but i dont rly want pvp cuz its intended for co op

plus the devs pretty sure dont want it either

[shadow tartan]

We're actually the bad guys

[inland oasis]

sounds like treason

[shadow tartan]

Yeah they're smart, they stick to formula.
Unlike some people who shoot themselves in the foot.

[shadow tartan]

How fkn dare you

[inland oasis]

your senior democracy officer would like you to "assume the position" against the wall. whatever that means

good luck soldier

[shadow tartan]

NateGoregasm has returned to civilian life

@inland oasis dude I was playing with someone called Jesus Christ

Then they went back to civilian life

And I shouted at my friend

[inland oasis]

i love how they have no name filters afaik

[shadow tartan]

See bro it was all a lie!

[inland oasis]

i seen some fucked names xD

[shadow tartan]

Mine gets censored but not dickboat

Go figure

[inland oasis]

oh they do censor? well, somehow they got away with it xD

[thorny anchor]

Anyone Here play Conquerors blade?

[silver sparrow]

so are you mitchell or webb in this scenario

[shadow tartan]

I'm the big boss in that scenario

[silver sparrow]

NateGoregasmSS

[thorn dawn]

⚠️ For anyone that plays online ⚠️
The following games have a remote code execution vulnerability in them that is under active exploitation. You should not play online until it has been patched. Or, ever if the game is out of support 😦
https://vxtwitter.com/LookAtMyMeat1/status/1769559765561033014

[obtuse reef]

Luckily for me, I don’t play apex or 2042 anymore

(Hint: it’s because they’re both bad games)

[thorn dawn]

Click the link, there's over 50 games affected

[obtuse reef]

Looks like a lot of Epic Games stuff

I only use epic for the free games

[shadow tartan]

Sad trombone

Really bad innit

[obtuse reef]

Womp womp

[thorn dawn]

Companies that use kernel level anti-cheat should be forced to support it forever

Or remove it at the end of the game's life

[mental rose]

Fortnite has a vulnerability?? Lmao 😄

[thorn dawn]

only on PC

dunno how many people play it on PC

[shadow tartan]

I agree, but you know my feelings on this

[obtuse reef]

I won a stupid bet I EVE Online, got myself 6b, which is enough to buy a capital ship and fit it out

[shadow tartan]

https://youtu.be/z8d0zPfNAsU

https://youtu.be/vzXX9XFyemg

[tame cairn]

looks cool tbh

[earnest hatch]

https://twitter.com/TeddyEAC/status/1769725032047972566

Easy Anti-Cheat (@TeddyEAC) on X

We have investigated recent reports of a potential RCE issue within Easy Anti-Cheat. At this time - we are confident that there is no RCE vulnerability within EAC being exploited. We will continue to work closely with our partners for any follow up support needed

Twitter · Mar 18, 2024, 1:58 PM

seems to be only a Apex thing

but just be weary

[shadow tartan]

Looks bad
#other-games message

[earnest hatch]

it looks bad. It seems to only affect Apex tho. Still be cautious but could be something on Apex's end.

[mental rose]

Armored Core 6 also uses Easy, but it's not on the list 🤨

[earnest hatch]

the list are just the big names on the EAC website

[shadow tartan]

RIP PC

[obtuse reef]

Ofc it’s easy anticheat

[dry copper]

holy shit I just updated to the skyrim annie edition

It's been updating and adding content for like 15 mins

[tame cairn]

i cant hear "what is love" without thinking of percy jackson tbh

[obtuse reef]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-love-gif-22200319

I have recently learned about the degeneracy that is TF2 Mann vs Machine players. I could tell you what they all have done, but I’ll save you the trouble by saying that they need to touch grass

[austere lance]

Saints Row IV for me, lol

[obtuse reef]

For me it’s a dumbass meme about the game FAITH I saw forever ago

[shadow tartan]

@dry copper I watched Charles' video.
That level of ads is cancerous

[obtuse reef]

Oh yeah that

[shadow tartan]

So bad dude

But its obviously because it's formulaic levels of shit when it's uploaded

[dry copper]

I can't hear the words "What is love" without responding...."Baby don't hurt me"

[dry copper]

I got word back from the CRTC. Apparently online ads even in Canada are not under the authority or regulatory power of the CRTC.

Basically saying...ask the broadcaster to stop being a dick

They do agree with my complaint and inquirey though

That might mean the complaint helps move the needle on committees discussing future regulatory changes

[shadow tartan]

It's all bullshit

[dry copper]

I will say this much. As annoying as it is for consumers, an advertiser probably just got stiffed with a bill they didn't sign up for...thanks to oversaturation. That aggressive ad strategy does not work and I can not see someone agreeing to do it....

But I can see a publisher doing it by accident

Especially in this climate of contracting agencies to do everything from cleaning to IT

[obtuse reef]

YouTube music is also really egregious with its ads

Every song you have two ads before you can listen to the song

[dry copper]

Egregrious doesn't even begin to describe what charlie demo'd

[obtuse reef]

Oh, I know

I saw the video yesterday

It was absurd

[dry copper]

I don't usually contact the CRTC. I only wish it would've worked this time.

[obtuse reef]

Also, I don’t know if anyone noticed this, but YouTube did a thing where you could only skip one ad at a time

But then they changed it

[dry copper]

I'm going to contact the federal government to propose changes to the regulatory limits of the CRTC

[obtuse reef]

I doubt anyone’ll care

[dry copper]

You'd be wrong.

[obtuse reef]

Probably

[dry copper]

One thing I've noticed in all of my advocating is how few others are in the same line talking to the powers that be...and how many instead step out of line and just bitch

[obtuse reef]

I’m a strange combination of cynical and optimistic

[dry copper]

Not saying bitching is a bad thing, but it's the wrong thing to do if there is any other option. Uniting is an option....Uniting with committees overseeing regulatory changes helps move the needle.

I like bitching then it's articulate.

It helps move the needle with dance moves

[obtuse reef]

I like bitching because it’s a way to express my dissatisfaction with something that I can’t exactly change myself

[dry copper]

Like a good chant at a rally

[obtuse reef]

Usually, I’m just too lazy to change something

[dry copper]

We've all heard the dumb chants that just sound stupid

People need writers to give them good chants to scream

From the river to the sea, this ain't the time for ambiguity! Don't eat the yellow snow; it's full of pee!

[austere lance]

Uniting with guillotines to eat the rich>
😌

[dry copper]

nom nom nom

[chrome goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-freedom-democracy-spread-gif-7274461004019253594

Where my Helldivers at?

[dry copper]

Dove to hell. Installed Skyrim.

Can't find my skyrim hell cape

Or my skyrim hell rifle

[mental rose]

Now that I got a 2tb SSD, I need to get back to Skyrim and modding too

[dry copper]

I'm going to try to do something different with the issue charlie brought up

[mental rose]

Also I remember people flipping their shit when Skyrim added official firearms into the game 😄

[dry copper]

I'm going to give Global News an opportunity to get ahead of the outrage and become a beacon of hope, to publish a story on the issue and give them a chance to fix the problem on their end while using their influence to encourage others to do the same

Failing that I'm tempted to purchase adspace specifically mocking this practice, promoting adblock

Imagine getting spammed with ads to get an adblocker

[mental rose]

Also this classic is currently -50%. https://store.steampowered.com/app/482400/System_Shock/

Steam

System Shock

System Shock is the fully fledged remake of the ground breaking original from 1994, combining cult gameplay with all-new HD visuals, updated controls, an overhauled interface and all-new sounds & music; it even has the original voice actor of SHODAN, one of gaming’s most iconic villains. Witness the rebirth of one of the greatest and most influe...

Price

$19.99

Recommendations

6051

▶ Play video

[obtuse reef]

I think I have the original one, or something. I just know I got one from a Humble Bundle thing for the Syria/Turkey earthquake

[mental rose]

This? https://store.steampowered.com/app/410710/System_Shock_Enhanced_Edition/

Steam

System Shock: Enhanced Edition

For the first time ever, System Shock has been rebuilt from the original source code as a FREE update to all owners of the game! Re-discover what made System Shock the first of it's kind, a ground breaking immersive sim that would inspire a generation of games to come....Twenty one years after its first release, System Shock is back!System Shock...

Price

$2.49

Recommendations

1491

Metacritic

85

▶ Play video

[obtuse reef]

Please hold while I check the store page on Steam

Yes, it is that one

[earnest hatch]

🫡

[dry copper]

@shadow tartan Did some more digging and noticed the page on global news with that video was changed. The video is removed. The source of that video was The Hockey News, which upon closer examination has a BAJILLION ads on their website

[chrome goblet]

id send you a friend code if I thought it would actually work 🤣

[dry copper]

the ads are probably sourced from The Hockey News network itself

[dry copper]

There are no friends in hell

[obtuse reef]

https://tenor.com/view/helldiver-helldivers-2-gif-1471368634578542573

[dry copper]

https://tenor.com/view/edgar-allan-poe-edgar-po-teletubbie-gif-22266709

Quoath the raven: Whooptiedoo

[obtuse reef]

Is that either Hitler or Edgar Allen Poe in a Teletubby suit

I think it’s Poe

Yeah, that’s Poe. Mustache is too good for Hitler

[dry copper]

That's Edgar Allan Po

[obtuse reef]

Indeed

[dry copper]

He's what you get when you look up friends in hell.

A drunk gambling emo writer

[obtuse reef]

You forgot incestual

He married his cousin

[dry copper]

Who hasn't married their cousin from time to time.

https://tenor.com/view/cousin-2pac-whats-up-smile-gif-14219575

https://tenor.com/view/cuz-it-was-amanda-tori-meeting-rupaul’s-drag-race-actually-it-was-in-fact-gif-6929363104533814476

[obtuse reef]

Uh, me… please don’t tell me that the American living in the South is the anomaly when it comes to incest

[dry copper]

I wouldn't know. I've never been married and don't have any cousins.

I just assume....british ancestors...

British...

Married cousins at some point

How else do we justify living on top of the diaper of America, The United States

[obtuse reef]

Say what you will, but it doesn’t change the fact that most Americans are trying to reverse the massive amount of damage that has been done

[austere lance]

Not me listening to this on my lunch break, lol
https://youtu.be/fzlT80jQ3lo?si=K7uO7xOGFttAGWGq

[dry copper]

Not judging but....I'm judging.

I'm jealous of that guys body fat ratio

What's that 13%?

[austere lance]

All I know is I defo feel the lyrics after about 4 hours of my shifts, lol

[dry copper]

Because walmart owns your soul

Better tell Spirit

She's going to shoot up your work

"HE'S MY SOUL"

[austere lance]

I spend 9 hours in every type of shit weather imaginable constantly shoving hundreds of pounds of shopping carts in massive rows of 30+ while trying not to hit or get hit by cars, lol. I feel it

[dry copper]

I hated that part of the job. It's gunna suck in 10 years when robots take that work away and you get side lined by some special needs worker who gets preferential treatment in applying to work as a greeter

Walmart is a corporate tramp

Individual stores are great. Corporate ruins the company.

I shouldn't say that. Some stores are shit.

They bring the whole lot down as the metrics get sent to corporate who treats every issue with broadstrokes

"Oh we have a problem with sexual harassment in the workplace? Fire the women who complain under the auspice of structural changes, then segregate the workers by sex"

[obtuse reef]

https://tenor.com/view/penguinz0-yeah-baby-meme-gif-18635064

[dry copper]

I miss those charlie days. He had a cult following.

[obtuse reef]

If you can’t tell, that was sarcastic

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEC6SjxFzs4

[bronze wind]

watched a few light spoilers from leaks of dragons dogma 2 gameplay, cannot wait for launch this week. Looks so good

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5pS3HTkvqM

[obtuse reef]

My beloved gas harvesting ship in EVE

[earnest hatch]

go ahead 🙂

[tame cairn]

didnt even need to look at leaks to know that

[dry copper]

I appreciate your dedication to a quality product.

[obtuse reef]

oh, it gets a lot more high quality. It can fit a cloaking device that can be used while warping, which is unique to four types of ships

this is what it looks like in space

[dry copper]

Looks like space engineers

[obtuse reef]

got a nice screenshot using it from inside a wormhole system

harvesting, you guessed it, gas!

one of my all time favorite ships in the game

and it's cheap as hell too

here're the stats

the role bonuses are just flat bonuses

the cynosural field generator is needed for jump drives to lock onto, the covert variant is used by black ops battleships

these are my mining ships

one on the right has a lot of cargo space, one on the left is tanky as hell

[dry copper]

Five syllables for a name...What is this some sort of middle eastern ship?

[obtuse reef]

no, it's a sarcastic joke

surprisingly, it's one of the tamer names I've seen

most of them somehow relate to the fact that exotic dancers are an ingame item

[dry copper]

"Stiff Dink"

[obtuse reef]

and then there's an infamous developer fit where the "ship" is a, er, "lady of the night" fitted with capital ship sized weapons

the dev fits are funny because they enjoy breaking their own rules

[dry copper]

Rocket Propelled Rocket

[obtuse reef]

for context, this is the average size for capital weapons

[dry copper]

Basstarded

[obtuse reef]

and this is the U.S.S Defenestration

a lovely hull, shame I don't get any use out of it

[dry copper]

Dented Bucket

A ship named "Liza".

There's a hole in my Liza, dear Bucket, Dear Bucket

[obtuse reef]

oh yeah, I won a bet recently

or got paid from it. I won it a while ago

I might have to make dumbass bets more often if I get paid this much

[thorny python]

What game is this?

[tame cairn]

eve online i think

based off their profile

[obtuse reef]

yes, EVE Online

[bronze wind]

Me either but I'm weak so I had to take a look. Just watched some gameplay of fighting creatures that were in the first game so didn't spoil anything thankfully

[tame cairn]

they showed a lot of gameplay

gameplay with every single vocation

i dont really care about leaks, im just saying

but it indeed looks amazing

[shadow tartan]

Are you a Sens fan?

[shadow tartan]

DM your friend code

[bronze wind]

Yeah yeah it was more that it was "new" rather than one of the clips from trailers lol

[dry copper]

I don't watch sports (almost ever)

I have no favorite, or even preferred team for any sport.

I don't even know the rules in most sports

Ball starts here. Ball goes there. People scream like they lost their first born child. Ball goes somewhere else. People scream some more.

It doesn't make any sense to me.

That kind of fanaticism ...

Scary

A part of me wishes I could love something that much and other parts of me are glad I don't.

[shadow tartan]

But you'd support me if I played sport

Like cheese rolling

[dry copper]

Cheese rolling isn't a sport. That's a legacy. That shit is character building....Defining the future legends of cheese curd husbandry

[shadow tartan]

Every time you mention curds I want poutine

Curse you Mumbles

[dry copper]

Calling cheese rolling a sport is like calling sex a hobby. It feels wrong....and makes me sad...like someone's missing all the fun.

Cheese rolling created a whole new cult following

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-down-viralhog-riding-a-toy-car-down-the-hill-epic-fail-gif-17281320

For those men and women that can't roll cheese, so torn by their plight; find themselves rolling down the hill alone...both the man and the cheese in one.

Thus was born...The Big Mac

Cheese filled man rolling down a hill

[shadow tartan]

Those little tikes cars were some good shit

[dry copper]

Thus spoke Zarathustra

[cerulean kite]

Ka-Chow

[dry copper]

Catchow

Cachow

Catchew

Stupid cute names

[long beacon]

https://twitter.com/iamashaymin/status/1769062737236123838

iamashaymin (@iamashaymin) on X

Seriously, @AspyrMedia I’m beginning to feel insulted.
Nintendo Switch launched with just straight up all my hero stuff from my mod. Same glitches and bugs. We’ve datamined it and it’s the exact same files just using the proper lightsaber attack anims.
(This is before patch)

Twitter · Mar 16, 2024, 6:06 PM

Aspyr:

https://tenor.com/view/im-legally-blind-gif-23467109

[dry copper]

nintendo, guilty of stealing? no way....has to be untrue lie conspiracy evil hatred of the mario cult....can't be

/sarcasm

[long beacon]

The fact they used an outdated version of his mod too

[dry copper]

Wouldn't be surprised to see this game disappear from switch

[long beacon]

They need to scrap it, fix it and resell for $20

35 is outrages for more storage, less features

[tame cairn]

lol charlie was talking about it

it was like 72 GB on release?

[long beacon]

Yes and it’s mostly unused bullshit

Common trend to get you to upgrade systems or buy storage expansions

Bless devs who don’t tack dlc onto base game

[shadow tartan]

Aspyr is from Texas

[shadow tartan]

@thorn dawn https://twitter.com/TeddyEAC/status/1769725032047972566?t=uBA2yGNjh3UGOf-rhZznBQ&s=19

Easy Anti-Cheat (@TeddyEAC) on X

We have investigated recent reports of a potential RCE issue within Easy Anti-Cheat. At this time - we are confident that there is no RCE vulnerability within EAC being exploited. We will continue to work closely with our partners for any follow up support needed

Twitter · Mar 18, 2024, 1:58 PM

[orchid fox]

https://vxtwitter.com/user/status/1769841455193866367 @thorn dawn @shadow tartan

[thorn dawn]

[orchid fox]

Epic backs it up but im still not gonna boot fortnite til an actual public investigation happen

I dont want rats in my pc

[thorn dawn]

Microsoft can't get kernel level code right, so the odds of 15 year old DRM not having a bug is pretty slim

[orchid fox]

Top comment to eac ”when was the last time u bloody updated the thing” i doubt they have updated it much if at all

Also the kernel code from microsoft doesnt surprise me

[shadow tartan]

Master Race

[pure zinc]

This guy just kicked my ass

[long beacon]

https://youtu.be/lkmA56xpX6U?feature=shared

https://tenor.com/view/that-was-good-gordon-ramsay-a-crash-course-in-guyanese-cuisine-gordon-ramsay-uncharted-i-like-it-gif-23498295

[chrome goblet]

DMed

[austere lance]

https://youtu.be/BtytYWhg2mc?si=SEuHld8uO_W2wWBl

[tame cairn]

wait

what time does this take place @austere lance

https://youtu.be/Z_7jXPMu0Nk?si=2n5W-bgAT4NmjmGI

this actually looks not bad

[tame cairn]

is this like when the sith are just now coming out of hiding?

because the jedi thought the sith were gone for a while

[jade crater]

OK so I made this game
It's kinda like asteroids / space invaders
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/932647003
After playing it, press N

@sonic sonnet

I found some really silly sfx too

[sonic sonnet]

What is this?

[jade crater]

A game I made a few months ago

Ik it's on a kid's coding thing but I'm just now learning Unity so that'll have to do for now ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[austere lance]

High Republic era

[tame cairn]

Cool

i've wanted some new high republic or old republic media

[austere lance]

It was cool seeing it in Jedi Survivor

[tame cairn]

For sure, but I wish there was a game fully in that era

like a new one obviously

[tame cairn]

this is basically whats going on then right?

[dry copper]

Coral Island kinda reminds me of Stardew Valley with better graphics. I am adding that to my wishlist.

Only distinct failing by comparison is the lack of MP for friends and family

[tame cairn]

its fun

i enjoy it

i actually need to play more of it

[jade crater]

so have you tried it? :)

[sonic sonnet]

How old are you?

[jade crater]

uhhhhhhhh

why?

[dull tulip]

I made a game about milkman wars in space. Sexy Dungeon time with Peach and Zelda, and WW2 game with a protagonist that was a grape.

There were others but I can't recall them all

[jade crater]

what did you make them on?

[dull tulip]

Tbh I cannot remember, it was a program we used in class back in high school

[jade crater]

Scratch, Construct, Godot, Unity, GameMaker...
there are loads

[dull tulip]

Whatever existed in 2010-2011

[tame cairn]

probably scratch

[obtuse reef]

That barely narrows it down

[dull tulip]

sry

I didn't get to keep my games

[obtuse reef]

I believe you can download Scratch files as .xml files

[jade crater]

there's an HTML-ifier

I used it

[dull tulip]

Lemme just head over and ask if they still have my files

[obtuse reef]

They will not

[dull tulip]

School: There's a women here demanding her milkman space wars

[obtuse reef]

Unless it was published on Scratch, it is likely gone forever

[jade crater]

:/

is Knova typing an entire story? 0_o

[dull tulip]

Yeah who knows, I doubt it's even the same teacher anymore. I highly doubt they even kept the class. After my graduation they started cutting a lot of the unique educational programs.

[jade crater]

oh ._.

[obtuse reef]

Slow typer, huh

[jade crater]

maybe on mobile ¯_(ツ)_/¯

my typos on mobile are crazy

[dull tulip]

You know what, whatever, sry for interacting. I get nervous, I reevaluate a lot. I have to fix predicted text sometimes. Sry

[jade crater]

it's fine :)

[dull tulip]

I'm moody apologies

[jade crater]

it doesnt matter how fast you type, having you here is still nice

[dull tulip]

I got snappy and that's so rare 😩 ick

[jade crater]

oh heheh

[obtuse reef]

You’re good

[jade crater]

wait a sec

[obtuse reef]

Huh

[jade crater]

Hound how long have you been grinding Eve?

[obtuse reef]

Oh, the launcher must’ve bugged

[jade crater]

oh ._.

[obtuse reef]

I have not been playing nonstop that long

[jade crater]

oh good

[obtuse reef]

I did buy myself a sweet ass freighter with money I got from winning a bet in game

As it turns out, I’m a good judge of character

[jade crater]

ooh nice

anyway if you want to try my little game out here's the scratch link again
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/932647003
It's kinda like asteroids and space invaders and with some other neat stuff
also found some silly sfx online

you'll need a keyboard and mouse if you want to

[dull tulip]

I'm on mobile but I'm sure its cute n fun

[jade crater]

I would make a mobile version, but scratch isn't great for that :/

[obtuse reef]

I actually don’t think Scratch can even do that

[jade crater]

you can

but for a mobile version of this game, you'll need 2 cursors ._.

[dry copper]

Hotdogs

[dull tulip]

This isn't the food channel

And hotdogs suck

https://tenor.com/view/hotdog-straw-gif-25765355

[dry copper]

In Russia hotdog eats you

[dull tulip]

Explain

[dry copper]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-dog-day-eyebrows-doggo-gif-17877602

[dull tulip]

My brain is probably too innocent for this convo

[dry copper]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-feeling-romantical-gif-27500060

[jade crater]

ewwwww 😝

[dull tulip]

I don't like it

[jade crater]

it's so weird

and unsettleing

[dry copper]

The natural consequence of trying to make animals more relatable to humans

[jade crater]

ah

consequences

[dull tulip]

That's illegal

[dry copper]

Dog Philosopher asks: Is it wrong to bite the hand that feeds you, if you eat the hand too?

[dull tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hand-eating-funny-gif-12920414

[silver sparrow]

that is exactly what it is
just like alien stranded dawn is a 3d version of rimworld

[fiery gale]

yahoo!

[thorny python]

Dino?

wait no im dumb it's a camel

🤦‍♂️

[tame cairn]

lol

Lightyear Frontier is fun

[dry copper]

Good. It's on my wishlist for the end of the month when I have money

insane that they launched the game discounted 20% tho

[austere lance]

Oh hell no
https://twitter.com/Ubisoft/status/1770129425444503728?t=S4DvhngzykmnTSyQFLplkw&s=19

Ubisoft (@Ubisoft) on X

Conversations with in-game characters are getting more real!

Presenting our research project, NEO NPCs, a new kind of NPC that uses generative AI to really talk to you! Discover how our team of writers and developers are coming together in this exciting experiment:…

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 4:45 PM

[dry copper]

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/98631

[tame cairn]

god damn it

using ai

fucking hell

i really hope this does not become a thing people buy into and start doing more

[tame cairn]

thats wow

i didnt know ubisoft could get even more lazy

thats just crazy

[coarse swift]

Not to mention gamepass

[earnest hatch]

my professor was talking to one of the people that made RDR2

he said that this probably wont go far at all

if it will it will be used in random npcs as background noise but not voiced ones

[dry copper]

Just finished watching "The Holdovers"

Good movie

Not great but definitely a gem

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c3d2lRbKOw

Tony Hawk meets Journey

[dry copper]

Alone in the Dark reboot release is tomorrow

Watching this game. Hope it turns awesome. Love the art style
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1465550/One_Lonely_Outpost/

Steam

One Lonely Outpost

You're the first pioneer to hit the surface of a barren, alien world - a desolate expanse as far as the eye can see. Your job is simple: Take your Space-RV, power up your multipurpose tech gauntlet, and use whatever seeds found in the cargo to start a new life on this world. Over time, you'll make the planet life-sustaining for yourself and doze...

Price

$11.99

Recommendations

370

▶ Play video

Very rare for me to look forward to an indie DLC

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2782920/Gas_Station_Simulator__Car_Junkyard_DLC/

Steam

Gas Station Simulator - Car Junkyard DLC

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1940030/Gas_Station_Simulator__Can_Touch_This_DLC/https://store.steampowered.com/app/2600880/Gas_Station_Simulator__Tidal_Wave_DLC/A gas station in the middle of Nowhere, USA begs for an appropriate junkyard nearby. With the Car Junkyard DLC this is exactly what is coming to your gas station.A New Business Ther...

Release Date

Q2 2024

I'm looking forward to this DLC

It's like a whole other game mechanic added to the game

Now when I hate my customers I can destroy their escape routes

Well....Soon ™️

They're also announced a whole other DLC later in the year
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1992100/Gas_Station_Simulator__Shady_Deals_DLC/

Steam

Gas Station Simulator - Shady Deals DLC

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1940030/Gas_Station_Simulator__Can_Touch_This_DLC/https://store.steampowered.com/app/2782920/Gas_Station_Simulator__Car_Junkyard_DLC/The Uncle is Back!And there you thought you are done with your uncle. Well, he’s back now with a new business proposition and needs your assistance to get it off the ground. You m...

Release Date

Q3 2024

X4 coming out with a new huge DLC this year too

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2700340/X4_Timelines/

Steam

X4: Timelines

Embark on an unprecedented space odyssey with X4: Timelines, the latest addition to the X4 universe.Using novel ways to introduce new players to X4's core gameplay mechanics, X4: Timelines will also delight long-serving space adventurers. With a thrilling new storyline which takes place outside of the X4 sandbox, prepare yourself for colossal ch...

Release Date

2024

▶ Play video

[dry copper]

This was pretty cool. Can help randos with lumber work right out of the gate

[tranquil glen]

When

[dry copper]

well this sucks. No matter how many logs I lift it regens immediately. This is an endless loop.

[tranquil glen]

Also just saw yt short some group of guys finally found a certain cod map

[dry copper]

I was hoping that it was a secret task related reward system built into the game

[tranquil glen]

https://youtube.com/shorts/f4F4DYLeIKQ?si=WzumCuTBJEnjhsfH

[tame cairn]

welcome to skyrim

should i upgrade to ps5?

[tranquil glen]

I would say go find a few hidden chests but if you are young Dragonborn i dont think i will

[dry copper]

been here for a while....

[tame cairn]

i can right now if i wanted to

[tranquil glen]

Ive been considering that due to Sam 2

[dry copper]

I've purchased so many copies of this game that it doesn't even register as the same game so the hours there are actually old

Another 230 hrs in vr and 70 hrs now in anniversary edition

[tranquil glen]

I keep forgetting i needa buy vr for games heh

[tranquil glen]

Fus ROH DAH

[dry copper]

VR changes skyrim on an almost fundamental level.

VR changes NMS even more.

[tranquil glen]

Yea i heard just before covid someone literally exercised in skyrim (without fast travel)

[dry copper]

VR changes Valheim so much its a whole other game

The large world feels absolutely massive in first person

I used VR for Elder Scrolls Online and I couldn't get anything done. I was a mental case.

Who the hell stares at the ceilings?

PEOPLE WHO CAN SEE THEM IN VR

[tranquil glen]

Heh

[dry copper]

They did a surprising amount of detail work in parts of that world that are almost never seen

[tranquil glen]

Aight imma go try and find thr actual nuketown irl

[tame cairn]

i just want a next gen, and also to play older playstation games again

[dry copper]

I just want Palia to stop being buggy as shit with horrible latency and discolored skins.

[tranquil glen]

Alright i found it, gonna call my brother and our old neighbors and head to Illinois

It is real Nuketown map actually exists for paintball

[tranquil glen]

Made me cry

[shadow tartan]

Skyrim is pretty nice on PS5

[long beacon]

I’ve bought like 12 games past 2 months and have touched 3

https://tenor.com/view/yes-agree-yep-hmm-king-of-the-hill-gif-5497172

[sleek cloud]

Some decent games

[abstract turret]

Gamepass

https://youtu.be/0kHmL-ScNnU?si=GRaIwTypXpd6D1_p

[abstract turret]

https://youtu.be/BFYHgs6Z6cM?si=twEGN-1P0taBBcD2

[sleek cloud]

Might have to try some

[long beacon]

Evil west looked good

[shadow tartan]

I was looking forward to this

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkVDUauTJh4

[austere lance]

Both platforms are gonna announce their Pro consoles this holiday

Also uh, good luck on playing older PS games. Sony is allergic to backwards compatibility 💀

[tame cairn]

they got the games i want

made sure to look it up

infamous games

sadly one sly cooper game though..

[austere lance]

Gotta have PS+ Premium and stream them, but yes

[tame cairn]

yeah tbh i'll probably beat the games i want in the first month or second haha

also all the ps exclusives i've missed

like god of war

[austere lance]

I just want Helldivers and Ghost of Tsushima 😔

[tame cairn]

Ghost of Tsushima is probably the first game i'll buy

probably gonna get the ps5 spiderman 2 bundle

I wish they made bloodborne on the ps5

like upgraded it or whatever

i wanna play that game so bad

but buying a ps4 just for that one game is not smart

thankfully i'll be gamesharing with a friend for a little bit though

[dull tulip]

You can play it on PS5, it's just nasty 30 fps

[tame cairn]

i was gonna buy it online, but it would be better to in person
it'll also be the first console i've bought with my hard earned cash lol

[tame cairn]

oh okay, then i'll be used to it

thanks for the info

i've been on an xbox one since it came out basically lol.

[dull tulip]

Gotcha, yeah pretty sure most if not all PS4 titles are on the PS5

[shadow tartan]

Awesome game, I'm waiting for Rise of the Ronin too

[tame cairn]

oo yeah that looks good, will probably be getting that

[tame cairn]

sweet

Will they ever make a Ghost of Tsushima 2?

[shadow tartan]

Dunno mate, they kinda tied it up really well.
Maybe about another character that isn't Jin Sakai.
Not gonna spoil too much, you need to play the game and see it in all it's glory.

All I can say is Tsurugami armor is really cool

[dull tulip]

Oh since you're new. I'm not sure if they ever fucking fixed this.

But the only way to get Spiderman PS5 version (first game) is through Spiderman Miles Morales Ultimate edition.

Alternatively, if you have PS5 extra and download Miles Morales, there's an option on the title screen to upgrade and buy Spiderman Remastered

I don't know why they don't have it separate in the store it should just be its own thing. The only stand alone version the store was the PS4 version.

It was like this for years, no clue if they ever added a standalone PS5 version.

[tame cairn]

No I beat it, the game is just so awesome it deserves a sequel.
Also I want to travel around more of Japan instead of the island of Tsushima.

Sucker Punch just makes some great games and I would hate for Ghost of Tsushima to be a one off, it's so much fun.

Like imagine in Kyoto and the surrounding area, back in those times obviously

or Osaka, something like that

[tame cairn]

That's very odd...

Thankfully I've already beaten the first game because wow

[earnest hatch]

Im very excited

Xbox and Ps5 are in the High 80s

and PC is 92-93

[tame cairn]

expected

DD2 goty?

maybe

[dull tulip]

same

[shadow tartan]

@dull tulip this one?

[shadow tartan]

Oh sick

[dull tulip]

Yes, for the longest time you could only obtain it through Miles Morales game.

Glad its on the store, unless its different cause of regions. Anywho kind of a weird price. It's only twenty dollars if you go through the other game.

[earnest hatch]

Miles Morales was kinda a overglorified DLC tbh

a fun one at that

[bronze wind]

saw this too, can't wait for release. unfortunately seems to not be very well optimized but not that concerned.

[earnest hatch]

seems that is a console issue most of the PC ones seem ok

good thing about optimization is it can be fixed with patches

unlike

starfields engine

[shadow tartan]

Think it should be the same for US store, the PS4 GOTY version is on sale atm for 26.99

[tame cairn]

well it was a side story/game

not the second game in the franchise

[earnest hatch]

I know

I feel like it was def a 40$ game tho

[bronze wind]

A few PC reviews mention difficulty hitting 60fps even with a 4090 and DLSS, though they also brought up ray tracing which has never performed that well lmao so I'm curious to see how it performs

[earnest hatch]

I mean thats true

[bronze wind]

I always just turn off ray tracing since it tanks performance in most games anyways.

[earnest hatch]

Battlefield 5 still struggles with ray tracing on new cards

[bronze wind]

yeah. would've been really relevant to know the settings they used rather than just the gfx card.

[earnest hatch]

honestly ray tracing is really a fps consumer

[bronze wind]

ill be a dragons dogma 2 consumer

[earnest hatch]

me aswell

[bronze wind]

even the negative points in some reviews just describe features of the first game essentially, like being a bit intentionally slow and having a lot of mechanics under the hood that "aren't clear". which is part of what made the first one so fun to engage with lol

[dull tulip]

Unfortunately no. It apparently was on there briefly but got removed. The only available version is GOTY which is exclusively the PS4 version.

Marvel's Spider-Man Remastered for the PS5 console is available as part of the Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales Ultimate Edition or available for $20 when purchased with Marvel's Spider-Man Miles Morales Standard Edition.

I'm not seeing any updates that anything has changed. If you look it up you'll see others bitchin about it.

It wasn't a terrible deal tho. Since Miles Morales is on Extra. I pretty much got both games for twenty dollars

[bronze wind]

i paid for a year of the whatever the middle tier of ps plus is since I have a low attention span for games lol so saves me a lot of money switching between a few games rather than buying them all up front.

sucks to not "own" them but I have some of them on PC already, just nice to sit on the couch sometimes

[dull tulip]

Yea

They removed PS4 GOTY so I was kind of forced to buy Spiderman. Which was fine, I'd rather play the remaster.

[bronze wind]

idk why but the new spiderman didnt grab me like the old ones, like spiderman 2 and ultimate spider man

maybe just the attention span problem lol

[shadow tartan]

Is that on the both the console and app store for US?

That's annoying af

I kinda stopped using the store through the console a while back

[earnest hatch]

Honestly

I still am not the biggest fan of new Peters face

its not bad

at all

but the original was perfect in my opinion

[tame cairn]

it is bad

its them trying to make their own tom holland face because he was the popular spiderman at the time

he looks 18 still

[proper anchor]

https://www.ign.com/videos/killer-klowns-from-outer-space-official-how-to-survive-a-killer-klowns-invasion-gameplay-overview

[tame cairn]

the original was so much better

[outer scarab]

Unpopular opinion - Baldurs gate 3 is overrated

[obtuse reef]

Shhh, don’t say that

[outer scarab]

So what “you can do literally anything” that’s not what makes a game great to me lmao

The whole thing is cheesy as hell

[obtuse reef]

People here will stab you for saying that

[outer scarab]

and why is that?

[obtuse reef]

Because they think it’s a really good game

[outer scarab]

It’s like you can’t even criticize the game without getting flamed

[obtuse reef]

Yes, because this is the internet

[outer scarab]

So annoying lol

the game is for virgins who live in moms basement

[coarse swift]

Then why aren't you playing it

Wonder what you think makes a game great

[obtuse reef]

I have had someone say to me that graphics make a good game

Wherever they are, I hope they know I do not value their opinions on gaming in the slightest

[coarse swift]

I'm glad I have more wrinkles in my brain than that

[obtuse reef]

My brain has been polished to perfection and I know that graphics do not make a game good

Graphics can enhance a game

[inland oasis]

everyone knows thats its the MTX's that make the game good. get with the program... 😅

crucify me

[coarse swift]

Order 1886 is a good example
Great graphics for it's time, very generic gameplay, only 5 hours long, and released with triple A pricing

[obtuse reef]

“Pong couldn’t be an influential game, it’s got shitty graphics!”

[shadow tartan]

Hey! Don't knock basements!
They're really handy when you can't build a loft conversion

[obtuse reef]

https://tenor.com/view/tantrum-throwing-a-fit-angry-annoyed-crazy-gif-10820672377065850774

[outer scarab]

Graphics, exploration, map size and detail, unpredictability, thorough stories that aren’t cheesy

[coarse swift]

Lmao I was so right

Graphics immediately

Get outta here

[shadow tartan]

Ceryn!

[obtuse reef]

Be nice

[inland oasis]

gwaphix

[obtuse reef]

It’s Nate and I’s job to be assholes

[outer scarab]

Sorry I don’t play on ps2 anymore

[shadow tartan]

No just me

[coarse swift]

Don't worry I won't reverse a virgin name-call

Twice

[obtuse reef]

Ouch

[outer scarab]

lol takes one to know one

[obtuse reef]

Oh boy

[outer scarab]

And not even true anyways, we could go into detail if you’d like

[coarse swift]

No you're not worth my time

[obtuse reef]

Buddy, cool your jets there

[outer scarab]

Oh you’re worth my time for sure

https://tenor.com/view/evil-smile-patrick-star-rubbing-hands-gif-18664752

[coarse swift]

Nothing of value has been lost, moving on

[obtuse reef]

Do not turn a (monumentally) bad take into something that the mods have to get called on

[inland oasis]

RIP also, i said it first

[outer scarab]

For what, that this dude can’t take what he can give?

[obtuse reef]

I do not like calling the mods, I prefer to solve my own problems, but I’m also a lazy fuck who’s job isn’t to deal with assholes online

So check yourself before you wreck yourself

[inland oasis]

click it or ticket bub

[outer scarab]

I’m going straight to wreck yourself

[coarse swift]

The guy'll get found by @idle saffron sooner or later and will be gone. Nothing to worry about

I've nothing to gain from arguing with teenagers online to "grow my e-peen" or something

[obtuse reef]

So we cool? Everybody over it?

[coarse swift]

Oh for sure, my list has already grown

[outer scarab]

How did you know I was a teenager

[inland oasis]

how bout them cowboys huh.... heh...?

[outer scarab]

I’m just a troll tbh

[obtuse reef]

It doesn’t need that much brain power pal

[coarse swift]

[outer scarab]

Well at least I’m getting younger!

[shadow tartan]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=HdOhwPovkHI&si=MaBf-_Hbvl2Rb26K

[outer scarab]

This dude got so butthurt lol

[obtuse reef]

Yes them cowboys with their… cows and… things

[inland oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/right-yeah-right-yeah-oh-yeah-ohh-gif-14553729619893238098

[shadow tartan]

Nah I just like Ice Cube

[coarse swift]

When will the cowboys grow into cowmen

[outer scarab]

Definitely works at 7/11

Guy probably downloads graphics mods to play old games

[obtuse reef]

Anyways, I don’t have any popcorn on hand right now, so <@&590975379678953522> you guys may want to step in before this escalates any further

[languid oriole]

[outer scarab]

Let me see if I can do it myself with the autoban

[obtuse reef]

I think if you scroll up a little it’ll sum it up for ya

[obtuse reef]

DO NOT SAY SLURS

[outer scarab]

Omg what is this server 😭

[obtuse reef]

Not one you can use slurs on

And also there isn’t an autoban

[outer scarab]

I tried having a debate and you guys instantly started flaming me

Now I’m in the wrong

Makes sense

[coarse swift]

Lemme guess, they're gonna pride themselves in getting banned

I remember being that age

[obtuse reef]

Ceryn was in the wrong too for calling you a virgin that quickly

[inland oasis]

me after literally JUST installing an HD mod into my yakuza 0 right now...... 🥺 i feel attacked

[outer scarab]

Embarrassing, but im probably older than you :/

[shadow tartan]

Nobody is as old as me

[obtuse reef]

Ladies, ladies, please, shut the hell up

[outer scarab]

Haha not me having 9gb of graphics mods on fallout 3 😂

[mental rose]

I'm 37 and I'd totally mod the crap out of Morrowind to make it look like it's from 2023 😄

[inland oasis]

starting a "debate" calling the other sides virgin besement dwellers, isnt exactly a "debate" anymore

[shadow tartan]

Yo I saw you playing Yakuza!

[outer scarab]

Hey man that’s just my hot take tho

[languid oriole]

Stop this argument and attacking each other before any action is taken.

[inland oasis]

rn !

[shadow tartan]

YOOO

[outer scarab]

Ok new topic

[coarse swift]

Action shoulda been taken a long time ago lol

[shadow tartan]

You streaming it?

[outer scarab]

The sims 3 is the best game ever because you can literally do anything and the possibilities are endless

[shadow tartan]

I don't play Sims

[inland oasis]

nah lol. i just been craving a martial artsy kinda fighting game

[obtuse reef]

Yes, please. I do not have any popcorn on hand, so it’ll be disappointing to witness something this amusing without any snacks

[shadow tartan]

Lot of girls I've dated do though

[inland oasis]

was playing "like a dragon" but the turn based gets old

[mental rose]

Hmm... I wonder if my PC could run Dragon's Dogma 2... my CPU doesn't pass even minimum

[shadow tartan]

Have you got Sifu?

[outer scarab]

Oddly enough, same

[inland oasis]

ive seen playthroughs of masters at that game, its badass

[obtuse reef]

Well, do you own a fire extinguisher?

[shadow tartan]

Yeah I was gonna get it on sale but then PS gave it out for free

[mental rose]

I got one of those fire-retardant blankets in my kitchen... does that count? 😄

[obtuse reef]

It does not

I was going to say if yes, then go ahead

But since you haven’t been listening to your fire marshal, do not try it

[mental rose]

Ok, so based on that, I'm gonna assume it'll overheat like crazy if I try running DD2

It's i7 8700k

[inland oasis]

https://medal.tv/games/yakuza-0/clips/21UTh9nOIO-Kpy/d133718WaDrW?invite=cr-MSxKVk8sMTY4MzE4NDcxLA

dis for you xD
felt like such an "anime moment" lmfao

[obtuse reef]

Fire retardant will keep the fire from reaching you, but it will not stop a fire that is already going

[shadow tartan]

Beatin people's asses in the street
Flippin their shit

[mental rose]

Orr... wait a minute

[inland oasis]

everythings a weapon. a cone? yes. a sidewalk railing, yes. a bike? yes, fucking motorcycle? YES

xD

[obtuse reef]

Just keep in mind

[outer scarab]

Real

[obtuse reef]

A traffic cone would be a surprisingly good weapon

[inland oasis]

it could be used to great effect

[mental rose]

Oh hey, DD2 is using RE-Engine

[outer scarab]

I was having fun till the principal showed up :/

[obtuse reef]

Not good by any means compared to, say, a pipe, but it’s more dangerous than you’d expect

[mental rose]

And since I can run RE4 remake, it should handle DD2 too, in theory

[shadow tartan]

You clearly haven't been to Asia

[inland oasis]

id take a cone over an umbrella

[obtuse reef]

Or Chic- actually in Chicago they’ll just shoot you

[outer scarab]

How long have you guys been playing nms

[mental rose]

Also, since people talking about Yakuza https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHDizMiZqAU

[shadow tartan]

Exactly!

[shadow tartan]

Since launch

And I bought it for a bunch of people too

[outer scarab]

I pre ordered nms and it was the biggest let down ever 😂 but it has come a long way since then. I should get back into it been awhile

[shadow tartan]

Yeah anything can redeem itself

[inland oasis]

the fk did i just watch LMAO

[outer scarab]

Definitely

[mental rose]

The game's called Fist of the North Star: Paradise Lost

Kiryu is a skin you can get in that game 🙂

[inland oasis]

this dude the real homie. i like kiryu but my man majima is who i pick

[mental rose]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qKAM2UxFVs

[obtuse reef]

He looks like he has a sophisticated version of scurvy

[inland oasis]

ahahahah xD

[shadow tartan]

Watatatatatatatata

[outer scarab]

sorry for stirring things up earlier

it was before my coffee

i was definetely trying to have a debate but i guess i did make a comment that was probably uncalled for especially in a video game server

[shadow tartan]

You should see the shit I come out with

[obtuse reef]

You really should

[outer scarab]

shit as in poop??

[obtuse reef]

It’s enough to offend a sailor

[outer scarab]

i mean people get offended by literally anything these days lol

[shadow tartan]

I'm a sledgehamner of a human being

[outer scarab]

Americans*

[shadow tartan]

Nah anyone from anywhere

I'm just offensive, as if it's my birthrite

Even in rl

[outer scarab]

i think thats a different topic for a diferent time but gosh its so cringey lol

[shadow tartan]

I've shared my messages from friends

What's cringey?

[outer scarab]

im a true masshole so i can be pretty bad sometimes lol

[shadow tartan]

People say that

Rarely true

[outer scarab]

the things kids get offended by these days

[shadow tartan]

Nah

People would have said that about racial abuse when I was growing up

A looooong time ago

[outer scarab]

in the 50s?

[shadow tartan]

Now people know it's straight up wrong

[obtuse reef]

Think 1700s

[shadow tartan]

But they learn from a punch in the face too

[coarse swift]

I've witnessed character development, thanks for the apology

[shadow tartan]

Close

[inland oasis]

plot armor

[obtuse reef]

Indeed, wasn’t expecting that

[outer scarab]

thanks i passed a persuasion check

[shadow tartan]

Lissen here

[obtuse reef]

I will not

[shadow tartan]

Yeah I know

[inland oasis]

ye olde goregasm tavern

[shadow tartan]

FFS

I've got this tonic that'll fix all year ailments

[obtuse reef]

Sir, that’s whisky

[inland oasis]

what? that doesnt fix your ailments?

[coarse swift]

So you admit whiskey fixes anything

[obtuse reef]

Not of em

[shadow tartan]

Out here tryna feed my 18 children and you're trying to expose my lies

[shadow tartan]

Tried and tested method

[obtuse reef]

You mean your favorite two and their 16 backups?

[outer scarab]

one time after i broke up with my ex years ago i bought a bottle of whiskey and red dead redemption 2

[shadow tartan]

Just because I don't remember their names doesn't mean they're not equally loved

[outer scarab]

was fine after that

[shadow tartan]

I never drink when I'm sad/upset

[inland oasis]

arthur, we need more moneh

[obtuse reef]

Because you bought RDR2

The whisky just helped

[outer scarab]

hahahah true

quit drinkin since then

[shadow tartan]

I quit quitting drinking

[outer scarab]

lol

[inland oasis]

i used to drink, still do but used to too. XD

[obtuse reef]

World’s down the shitter anyways

[inland oasis]

but fr i dont anymore either

[outer scarab]

17 months here

[obtuse reef]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-booze-boozehound-wasted-alcohol-gif-23077846

[shadow tartan]

Nah

I saw some shit in ma day

[obtuse reef]

You’ve mentioned.

[coarse swift]

I've not had a drink in years

Likely never will again

[shadow tartan]

Not even, there's other shit

[obtuse reef]

I have no doubts

[shadow tartan]

Running from skinheads

[inland oasis]

only time id ever drink is if it were like "mike hard lemonades" and it wouldnt even to intentionally get drunk

id try a whiteclaw

[obtuse reef]

Just keep in mind, if you need to drink to have fun, the activities aren’t the problem

[shadow tartan]

Congrats

I stopped for a few years

But just for self control

[inland oasis]

and we all know he never got it back

[shadow tartan]

I don't drink beer anymore

[shadow tartan]

Impossible

[coarse swift]

Don't think I've had any since I was... Maybe 24?

Can't remember

[shadow tartan]

6 months ago?

[inland oasis]

last time i drank i technically wasnt allowed to even.

[coarse swift]

Gonna smack Nate today

[inland oasis]

its been a decade already

sheesh

[coarse swift]

I wish I was still that age

[obtuse reef]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeong-gif-3654754744145897317

[shadow tartan]

Oh you're not gonna ground hump me and break my leg, guess I should be thankful

[obtuse reef]

https://tenor.com/view/bobawooyo-dog-confused-dog-huh-dog-meme-shocked-dog-gif-16713203299056947073

[shadow tartan]

Literally anything I say

[inland oasis]

https://medal.tv/games/helldivers-2/clips/213VFMJY7winhj/d1337jhowyuG?invite=cr-MSxwdWgsMTY4MzE4NDcxLA

Felt that

[obtuse reef]

It was meant to be sent earlier, it was just slow

[inland oasis]

not a single fk given

[shadow tartan]

Ya know what else is slow

[coarse swift]

Casual sabotage
Post that one clip Nate

[obtuse reef]

You

My computer

[shadow tartan]

Sabotage!

[shadow tartan]

True that too

[inland oasis]

i like sitting at extract being an anklebiter and slapping there feet while they try gettin on the ship

[shadow tartan]

We have many, which one

[coarse swift]

That one

[shadow tartan]

My broken leg?

[inland oasis]

the one where THAT happens

[obtuse reef]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gif-11696290149702695690

[coarse swift]

Yea when that happens

[shadow tartan]

Most action I've had in a while

[coarse swift]

Will never not be funny

[shadow tartan]

At least it was someone I like

[inland oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/typing-keyboard-fast-gif-22223727

me typing in a simple orbital presicion strike

[shadow tartan]

Heavy breathing and everything

[obtuse reef]

Me accidentally calling in a second jump pack and not a machine gun

I have actually done that before

[inland oasis]

i have another one that EVERY helldiver i think will feel

[obtuse reef]

On the Creek too

[shadow tartan]

@coarse swift oh yeah we're gonna try to get a trophy tonight

[inland oasis]

the pain the struggle the agony

[obtuse reef]

Yup

[coarse swift]

I never have this problem

[shadow tartan]

Just shoot it so the supplies fall down, problem solved

[inland oasis]

waste ammo for more ammo. sir yes sir!

Democracy!

[obtuse reef]

Or the resupply get smacked around and the supplies are scattered across the damn planet

[shadow tartan]

Pistol

Kick it

[coarse swift]

Energy weapon moment

[obtuse reef]

Call a hellbomb

[obtuse reef]

Most democratic cat I’ve ever seen

[shadow tartan]

She's actually a dictator

[inland oasis]

https://medal.tv/games/helldivers-2/clips/20T8Knigws8r22/d1337L9rpHc1?invite=cr-MSxvVU4sMTY4MzE4NDcxLA

Starting a new trend. the helldive Jig.

[obtuse reef]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-alerted-the-horse-sniper-tf2-you-have-alerted-the-sniper-tf2alert-gif-26007283

[shadow tartan]

Oh shit DMX came on

brb

[coarse swift]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gaming-automatons-malevelon-creek-gif-12533518342521227876

[obtuse reef]

I’ve posted that a few times

[coarse swift]

Why you post my repost before I post it

[obtuse reef]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-math-math-cat-numbers-cat-funny-gif-13385485103134761656

[pure zinc]

My bog

[inland oasis]

chiropractors be like: "allllllllright sweetie, so were just gonna limber you up a tidbit okay?"

Then proceed to do some shit like this to there patient

https://medal.tv/games/yakuza-0/clips/227sDviLhi-gnP/d1337x0or5RZ?invite=cr-MSxmM1AsMTY4MzE4NDcxLA

[grand mica]

Stick to the server rules in EVERY channel you casually walk into to start a “debate” @outer scarab. Don’t bait or instigate others, we don’t like drama in this server. This is your only warning.

[outer scarab]

Frig off case was closed an hour ago

[inland oasis]

RIP

[outer scarab]

I will soon be eradicated I’m sure

A martyr

[grand mica]

!mute 24h 711657952443891734 Uncivil commentary after a mod action.

[stray flume]

@grand mica

@outer scarab (humperson) muted for 1 day.

[grand mica]

Actually! Nah!

[dreamy zinc]

Wtf was this about

[coarse swift]

The dude being dragged away? Idunno

Malevelon Creek is hard mode tho

[inland oasis]

that place is for masochists

god forbid

[obtuse reef]

Funny thing about that, I actually prefer the robots over the bugs. At least the robots stay consistent throughout the difficulty levels, the bugs immediately become over powered roughly around difficulty 4

[inland oasis]

bugs are OP at trivial with hunters as is xD

[grand mica]

Malevelon creek is… oof!

[obtuse reef]

The bile spewers are the worst

[inland oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/malevelon-creek-automaton-helldivers-2-meme-willem-dafoe-gif-1480611461160762542

[obtuse reef]

The hunters are annoying, but can be dealt with pretty easily

[inland oasis]

i dont like those either but there plenty that can be done against them.

[obtuse reef]

Not when they one tap you out of nowhere

[inland oasis]

hunters are nearly inevitable if u run out of a mag

[inland oasis]

yea the acids like an instakill. but thats why i just avoid em and stay long range

hunters ya cant outrun even if you want to

[obtuse reef]

I find it impossible to escape them when they slow you down while you’re trying to run

[inland oasis]

as soon as your slowed, dive, then spam sprint

[obtuse reef]

And who’s dumbass decided that melee attacks should stagger you that much

[inland oasis]

im usually able to escape that way at least once

near every form of damage we take has a slow stagger effect to it xD

jfc give it a break xD

[obtuse reef]

Yeah, but melee?

[inland oasis]

im saying too much causes it. and yea melee shouldnt be one of them.

unless its specifically breaking a limb

[obtuse reef]

It should at least be escapeable

[inland oasis]

yea like 2x repeated hits should be a limb break

1st ones a warning

2,4,5 whatever amount of hits to kill. preferably i wish they didnt hit so hard too

[obtuse reef]

The robots are actually pretty easy to avoid

[inland oasis]

i avoid em like plague i hate the bots

[obtuse reef]

They have more heavy armor, but they’re moderately slower and do not circle beat you as easily

[inland oasis]

yea but every hit is a stun.

again xD

[obtuse reef]

same with the bugs

[inland oasis]

they do it from way further with GUNS

[obtuse reef]

And if you get stunned from range you’re at a lot less risk of being stun locked

Or circlebeat

[inland oasis]

eh it just pisses me off a computer decides when it wants to be accurate or not

i hate it

[obtuse reef]

I hate how the bugs are just so annoying

Every single attack they have massively slows you down

Even their biggest units are fast enough to catch the player, if not outrun them

[inland oasis]

i could do all of it as is except hunters. having an outrunnable type is just assinine

[obtuse reef]

Even the bile spewers can nearly catch up to the player if they’re wearing medium armor

[inland oasis]

i use the lightest armor so i can typically outrun everything but chargers or hunters, so i dive, and titans cuz theyre just huge

cant outrun the acid once its started coming at me but i can outrun the base speed of a bile spewer.

so if i get too close even once, its game over

[obtuse reef]

Yeah, why do the acid attacks one shot you so inconsistently

[inland oasis]

the TINY acid spitter piss me off. like your a fkin grunt unit stop being such a bitch xD

[obtuse reef]

I’ve been in the middle of a blast and survived with half HP but I get clipped by one and immediately die

[inland oasis]

theyre massively annoying

[shadow tartan]

Nah

I beat up that game bruv