other-games

[obtuse reef]

My buddy managed to make a rocket propelled biplane with retractable landing gear

[sour canopy]

Just have to keep trying! It'll come with time and many fails 😂

[obtuse reef]

I’ve seen someone manage to make bomb bays into artillery

[sour canopy]

True that!

[obtuse reef]

Which was terrifying

I’ve also seen someone make an extremely accurate version of a formula one car

[sour canopy]

Why he doesn't teach you?

[obtuse reef]

Because I don’t care about that

[sour canopy]

I think it was even showcased in main menu at one point!

[obtuse reef]

Because the biplane I made is also really really hard to shoot down

[sour canopy]

Fair 😅

[obtuse reef]

It got cut in half once and could still touch down

[dry copper]

Can't you make a ship that crashes to land?

[obtuse reef]

Yeah but it was able to remain… semi stable?

[dry copper]

like, it turns into a ball or something and just rolls to a stop

[obtuse reef]

Not really

There’s still contact damage

[sour canopy]

There's a whole dlc for on sea stuff with weather effects and such, i got it but haven't tried YET

[obtuse reef]

I’m actually the worse one at Trailmakers out of my friends

[sour canopy]

Honestly you probably could do that if you have 300ish IQ 😅

[obtuse reef]

You’d probably need a lot of distance sensors

I think it’d be pretty easy

The hard part would be keeping it from rolling up

[sour canopy]

I just cannot do the logic gates and such .. Thats too much for me at the moment 😅

[obtuse reef]

The logic gates are relatively useless imo

[dry copper]

Takes getting used to

[obtuse reef]

There’s not a NOT gate

[dry copper]

Is there an if than gate?

[obtuse reef]

No

[dry copper]

Then what logic is there?

[obtuse reef]

It’s an AND gate, a XOR gate and an OR gate

[sour canopy]

One sec

[dry copper]

That's incredibly limiting

[obtuse reef]

Yeah, which is why I avoid it

[dry copper]

If you're interested in logic gates, and I haven't played it yet but I have it - One sec diggin thru steam games to find it....

[obtuse reef]

Im good at making stable planes in Trailmakers, but they’re not fast or anything

[dry copper]

My god I have a lot of indie games

Most of my 400+ library are indies

Here it is

https://store.steampowered.com/app/711980/Starship_EVO/

Steam

Starship EVO

PLEASE NOTE: Starship EVO is still being worked on. Content is added regularly (check the update history). At this stage you will enjoy a mature building experience and fun, engaging space battles and a vast galaxy to explore.Soon a survival mode will be added! Multiplayer uses a Server / Client framework and require port forwarding. Please chec...

Price

$19.99

Recommendations

793

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[primal loom]

I really enjoyed making planes for the racing challenges

[obtuse reef]

I made a really funny little race car

[primal loom]

I've had my eye on that one

[obtuse reef]

Well, I say little, but it has so many spoilers they’re practically wings

[dry copper]

I like the developer of Starship Evo. Small dev studio (one guy), doing it as a passion project. No pressure. Just love.

[sour canopy]

So there's
-AND
-OR
-XOR

Also there's
-Distance sensor
-Speed sensor
-Altitude sensor
-Angle sensor
-Compass "A compass that can be connected to other blocks, always pointing north"

Thats all in logic gate section

[obtuse reef]

It’s really fast, and I strapped some dynamite to it for shits and giggles

My friends hate it

[sour canopy]

Sometimes i hate not having a PC 😅

[sour canopy]

Lol been there, done that

[sour canopy]

That's the way!

[obtuse reef]

Looks a lot like space engineers

Just with more stuff

https://tenor.com/view/space-engineers-sword-se-meme-gif-12453725148349239809

[sour canopy]

It's really far off imo

God i hate that on console SE i cannot even input negative numbers when setting up stuff and reverting positive values isn't always an option

[obtuse reef]

I like SE, just not a lot to do

[sour canopy]

Yep.
If we could get the Modular Encounters on console honestly I'd have like 3k hours on it already. But i stopped at like 300-400 hours.

[obtuse reef]

I wish there were also more FTL options

[sour canopy]

Or at least if they'd fix the shitty multiplayer. There's rubberbanding no matter what

FTL?

[obtuse reef]

Faster than light

Basically, I hate the jump drive

Because it’s shit

And also I’m shit at aiming it

[sour canopy]

Well, its not bad imo but there definitely should be a middle option, like pulse driving in NMS

[obtuse reef]

https://tenor.com/view/pubg-sniper-bad-aim-video-game-gameplay-gif-17779154

[sour canopy]

Hey, that's my clip!! 😂

[dreamy mason]

Just got deep rock galactic for 9 bucks on steam

[obtuse reef]

Rock and stone!

[sour canopy]

Rock n Stone!!

[dreamy mason]

Stone and Rock!

Wait

[sour canopy]

Molly!!!!

[dreamy mason]

Molly blocks the tunnel when I'm running away from the hive guard

[obtuse reef]

I’ve seen glyphids fit through tiny holes

[dry copper]

Why do you have a weird picture of Christopher Reeve with a red tie on?

[obtuse reef]

I think that’s supposed to be Trump with exaggerated cheekbones

[dry copper]

They don't even look similar.

lol reminds me of those korean pop stars that try to look american

[tranquil glen]

For those about to Rock, we salute you!

[dreamy mason]

This ain't no Haz 1 mission

[dry copper]

Can I haz cheeseburger?

[tranquil glen]

You can Haz Beer! From Loid

[dreamy mason]

You have a Haz 5 mission

[obtuse reef]

The proper way to sober up before a mission is with a Blackout Stout

[austere lance]

The hallucinagenic beer in Deep Rock is great, lol

[obtuse reef]

I like the wormhole one

[dry copper]

Is there a social part of Deep Rock or is it all mining shens?

[austere lance]

So is the beer that makes you explode out your ass 🤣

[dreamy mason]

Oh boy liquid schizophrenia

[obtuse reef]

The social aspect is mostly on the space rig

But the entire game is social in nature

[dreamy mason]

The drip must be immaculate

[austere lance]

You can do dumb shit like get drunk and play a barrel kicking mini game in the hub area, lol

[dry copper]

hub=Anomaly?

[austere lance]

And dance

[tranquil glen]

Ua know paydays social aspect of goody crime robbers right? Thats DRG but dwarf mining

[dreamy mason]

I guess in a way

[tranquil glen]

Brb

[obtuse reef]

No. You can only interact with players on your party, not with everyone currently playing

[dry copper]

I played Payday 1, never 2....The payday game was always too...insane

[obtuse reef]

That’s the point

[dry copper]

You go to rob a bank with strangers on the internet and there's always that one guy who can't avoid shooting innocent people

[obtuse reef]

Cooking meth while shooting heavily armored SWAT with a minigun is the tamest thing you can do

[austere lance]

The hub is the space station where you go with your squad between missions, you can only hang out with your squad there tho. You're not gonna see players besides them

[obtuse reef]

Not really. Only time I’ve killed civilians is by complete accident, and you get pretty harshly punished for doing it

[dry copper]

The punishment should be that the enemy AI targets you more

[obtuse reef]

Not only do you lose money, but the police will attack you more frequently and more heavily

[austere lance]

Too bad Payday 3 is

[dry copper]

It is not good?

Doesn't it John Wick, tho?

[austere lance]

It's boring af

[obtuse reef]

It is not. I haven’t been hearing good things about it

[dry copper]

Ready or Not has been pushing the John Wick challenge bs a lot lately

[dreamy mason]

I would say get deep rock or helldivers 2 if you need a new game to play

[obtuse reef]

Especially a PVE one

[dreamy mason]

And if you like Warhammer there is also darktide

[austere lance]

I played a few hours of Payday 3 and it was a buggy mess with a shit progression system and boring missions

[inland oasis]

Payday 3 is so boring imo. It’s repasted #2 with minor upgrades. And hardly

[obtuse reef]

Although Helldivers has a really bad friendly fire problem

[dry copper]

A lot of gambling commercials and RP adverts on the metric today

[austere lance]

Darktide slaps, I love that shit 😌

[dreamy mason]

Waiting for it or helldivers to go on sale

[obtuse reef]

You better, or else I’m going to get the inquisitor on your ass

[austere lance]

I play Remnant 2, friendly fire doesn't scare me

[obtuse reef]

Oh, but it should

[inland oasis]

Democracy doesn’t have friendly fire. Only sacrifices

[dry copper]

Currently reviewing prospects of a RPG called Astral Tale, but I smell a scam

[tranquil glen]

It is supposed to be realistic like really realistic about. Hey, watch fire watch your stratagems… and watch your ammo consumption

[obtuse reef]

No, I mean intentional friendly fire

[inland oasis]

That’s called griefing

[dry copper]

I remember friendly fire...Then I got shot in the face and forgot

[obtuse reef]

Or fratricide

[inland oasis]

Friendly fire is fine. Griefing is not

[tranquil glen]

That’s called grieving and in sqaud PV games, that will happen

[austere lance]

I'm used to my friend accidentally dropping literal black holes and fire tornadoes on me in the middle of a battle 🤣

[dry copper]

I just make sure I don't help the team member who isn't backing up the team

Team or gtfo

[obtuse reef]

The reasonable response to someone who is griefing in HD is to immediately shoot them in the face and not respawn them

[dry copper]

I always announce who I'm following right from the drop

Makes it easier to organize

X, I got your six

[tranquil glen]

That’s not possible to not respawn them it will respawn based on rotation

[obtuse reef]

I know. The solution is just shoot them again if they haven’t learned their lesson

[tranquil glen]

And at that point, it’s a 50% chance to kick them or get kicked because of the other players

[obtuse reef]

I have been fortunate enough to have not had griefing issues

But I do know now why we lost the Creek

[dreamy mason]

Pve players feasting right now

[obtuse reef]

Those robots suck

[tranquil glen]

We lost the creek, because no one would defend the planets we had taken in the other region

Also leaving ops before they complete erases their progress

[obtuse reef]

Too busying fighting the Terminids, living it up. I’m going to try to fight the robots more, especially since that’s the losing front

[austere lance]

You lost the creek cuz Joel is an asshole and decided y'all needed to get hit by a horde of tin cans 🤣

[tranquil glen]

Especially with the leaked content coming eventually

[dreamy mason]

It kinda bums me out that players are kicking non-meta loadouts in helldivers 2

[tranquil glen]

Tis why i dont play much on 6-7+

[obtuse reef]

I hate metas

I hate people who try to push them on people

[tranquil glen]

If imma take a planet, imma go with the highest difficulty that doesnt piss me off

[shadow tartan]

Skill issue

[tranquil glen]

True but still

Also trying to do a t7 op to unlock 8 to do 9 is pissin me off

[dreamy mason]

I exclusively play hoard shooters on the higher difficulties

[tranquil glen]

Go play DRG survivor then heh

[obtuse reef]

I just play on whatever difficulty is fun

[shadow tartan]

When this weapon is released it's game over

[dry copper]

Note: Astral Tale is a glorified mobile game with a p2w cash shop. Conclusion: Avoid.

[austere lance]

You couldn't pay me to play Darktide on the hardest difficulty, lol

[shadow tartan]

Only true OGs know

[dreamy mason]

You could pay me to

[obtuse reef]

Now I’m going to do that just to spite you

[austere lance]

Not the chancla 😭

[tranquil glen]

What about pan?

[dry copper]

That's indian mom's best melee weapon

[austere lance]

And Hispanic moms, lol

[obtuse reef]

Technically the most effective bug killing method

[shadow tartan]

La chancla, Chappal, Slipper, Mama's Good Hand

[tranquil glen]

The meme one from that one BR

[dry copper]

It doubles as a ranged attack weapon when indian mom skills up enough

[shadow tartan]

Indian, Arab, Asian

[shadow tartan]

Pan is nothing

[obtuse reef]

Florida mom’s version is the meth pipe

[shadow tartan]

Aerodynamics do not match la chancla

[austere lance]

If abuela pulls the slipper off and eyeballs the distance you are from her you better duck

[obtuse reef]

Or an agitated crocodile

[tranquil glen]

Doesnt even have to meth tho LOL

[obtuse reef]

Or alligator

[dry copper]

There needs to be a comic book asian mom that uses that weapon as her primary attack method to mock stupid people with their bullshit attitudes.

[shadow tartan]

By bug you mean "children bullshit"

[obtuse reef]

I dunno, it’s a big scary lizard

[shadow tartan]

I think there is

[obtuse reef]

I use my slippers to kill bugs

[dry copper]

Go Bollywood, Go!

[tranquil glen]

We have african crocs and florida gators, pick one

[obtuse reef]

I don’t have kids. I don’t intend to.

But, aggravated battery on a minor does sound pretty fun

[dreamy mason]

Sounds like something a leaf lover would say

[shadow tartan]

You don't even see where she's looking, she has some kind of technology like the railgun from Red Faction

[obtuse reef]

I pick Florida and African manatees

[shadow tartan]

Walls don't even make a difference

[shadow tartan]

How can you not love leaves

Chlorophyll is badass

[obtuse reef]

You…

[shadow tartan]

What

[tranquil glen]

Leaf lover confirmed

[shadow tartan]

WHAT

Yeah gimme them leaves

I'll smoke that shit

[dry copper]

Leafs are the reason for season

[shadow tartan]

Leaf me the fuck alone

[dry copper]

That sounds obscene

[obtuse reef]

Because I tolerate you slightly more than most, I will warn you. Just this once. We are true dwarven men, not pathetic elven losers. We do not take this speech very well.

[tranquil glen]

Lead Lover beer is the meme drink that only grrenbeards and niche dwarves drink

[dreamy mason]

We drink to our livers fail here sir

[shadow tartan]

You're obscene, Mumbles

[shadow tartan]

I live in England

[austere lance]

I leaf lover walked through work a few minutes ago and was so stanky that I could smell them from across the store

[shadow tartan]

I'd drink you under the table

[obtuse reef]

Whoa now

[dreamy mason]

Sorry about your terrible food : (

[dry copper]

How does a leaf lover smell?

WITH THEIR NOSE

[obtuse reef]

Like Woodstock

[dreamy mason]

Like an Elf

[tranquil glen]

Like an elf

[dry copper]

Like an Alf

[austere lance]

Like Willie Nelson 🤣

[shadow tartan]

Sorry about whatever it is that makes people make fun of your country

[obtuse reef]

I’m guessing it’s America.

[shadow tartan]

Best grandad ever

[dreamy mason]

Obesity : (

[obtuse reef]

So it’s going to be the same arguments every European makes

[shadow tartan]

Can't be, they would have heart failure while typing surely

[dry copper]

Wait...Wait. What is leaf in this conversation? I'm thinking probably more literally than this conversation demands.

[tranquil glen]

Literally everything

[shadow tartan]

Nah people are fat here too

[obtuse reef]

stares in American

[shadow tartan]

I used to be fat

[obtuse reef]

Nate’s making a bad weed joke

[dry copper]

https://tenor.com/view/canada-flag-gif-north-america-gif-27452568

[shadow tartan]

Loose leaf tea

[dry copper]

Hillroy for life?

[obtuse reef]

You damn leaf lover

[shadow tartan]

Fuck yeah

[obtuse reef]

I oughta put you in the woodchipper

[shadow tartan]

Maple Leafs are a good team

Right Mumbles

[tranquil glen]

Between 2017-2020, the population is 41 obese, idk to what weight it is tho

In America

[dry copper]

I just spent five minutes watching a sniping video that used exclusively slippers as weapons and I must say ; I feel less accomplished now.

[dreamy mason]

41 percent?

[shadow tartan]

All depends on the person

The percentages don't mean shit really

[tranquil glen]

Depends on the person and their environment in which they live and their own personal mental restrictions on what they eat

[shadow tartan]

Measuring how many fat people there are is dumb

[dry copper]

This slipper sniping school is something I'd expect from the kids in the hall with their squishing your head bullshit

[shadow tartan]

Because you lot aren't even number 1 for that

[tranquil glen]

Is that high to you, or low?

[obtuse reef]

41% is higher than it should be

BUT it’s below 50%

[shadow tartan]

Cook Islands is like 60%

[dreamy mason]

42%

[dry copper]

There are starving people in africa. Donate the obese people to the starving people.

[tranquil glen]

Tbf fair it was higher earlier in my life but now it’s fallen a bit

[shadow tartan]

Nah just take a tax

Bit off the flank

[dry copper]

A tax on starving. Perfect.

[shadow tartan]

Like orcs

[tranquil glen]

Dew it

[obtuse reef]

I will admit, American McDonalds is shit

[tranquil glen]

Tax, the American people more than we already are

[dry copper]

All McDonalds is shit

[obtuse reef]

I hate it

[shadow tartan]

It is

[shadow tartan]

Nah yours isn't that bad

[dry copper]

The very design of McDonalds menu is garbage

[tranquil glen]

All fast food places in the Americas versus in the EU is so shit

[shadow tartan]

And you get 24hr breakfast

[obtuse reef]

some US fast food is good

[dry copper]

The business model McDonalds uses is a hot smelly pile of horse shit

[obtuse reef]

But the big chains are shit

[shadow tartan]

McDonalds does what they do pretty well, it's not gourmet

[tranquil glen]

Was sarcasm if u didnt catch on

[dreamy mason]

Depends on who's working there but yeah

[shadow tartan]

QPC with fries, choco vanilla shake

Good times

[tranquil glen]

Oh really? Where i bet you i can name issues with several tbf i havent been to every but these will be personal not facts

[tame cairn]

not mine sadly

[obtuse reef]

“Wow, my country is falling apart and everything thinks we’re a laughing stock, but at least the soldiers who aren’t much better off have cool things to kill people with” is a good summary of my thoughts on America

[dreamy mason]

Garlic burger enjoyers where you at

[shadow tartan]

If they didn't do that it'd be big trouble

[dry copper]

What is a garlic burger? A burger that forgot the meat?

[shadow tartan]

Like why they do it in Russia

[tame cairn]

garlic butter on burger

[shadow tartan]

Keep them busy or they revolt

[tranquil glen]

Its not falling apart its falling back in time 40 years

[shadow tartan]

And you have a coup on your hands

[obtuse reef]

It’s mostly the smaller chains. Freddy’s is really good (if I see a FNAF joke I am going to get the chanclas out)

[dreamy mason]

Or garlic sauce

[tame cairn]

well at sonic anyways its butter but yea

[tranquil glen]

I’ve not heard of Freddy, and I haven’t played much of FNAF to make a joke

[tame cairn]

i make them and i hate making them

[shadow tartan]

I was there 35 years ago and I had a great time

Disney World is the shit

[obtuse reef]

It’s a really good burger chain, in the Midwest I believe

[tranquil glen]

Only 35?

[shadow tartan]

First time I went

[tranquil glen]

Was making a reference to 1984…

[obtuse reef]

I hate Disney.

[shadow tartan]

To Florida

[obtuse reef]

I also hate Florida

[shadow tartan]

I was born in 83

[obtuse reef]

I hate a lot of things

And a lot of people

[shadow tartan]

ofc you do

[shadow tartan]

I'm always here for you

[tranquil glen]

I hate CHIC

[obtuse reef]

The only redeeming feature of Florida is the wildlife

[shadow tartan]

So you can hate

[dry copper]

Maybe the increase in gambling ads I see are trying to assuage Canadian consumers like me in order to drive market consumption toward debt growth, so that rich bitches get fatter on idiots that look at ads for gambling and think: Who needs a future when I can have a now?

[dreamy mason]

The mosquitos?

[obtuse reef]

Manatees are cute. I like manatees

[dry copper]

Florida wildlife is redeeming?

[obtuse reef]

You know, I’ve never had issues with mosquitoes. They’ve bit me before, but they’ve never swarmed me

[obtuse reef]

Mainly the manatees

[shadow tartan]

Alligators are cute

[obtuse reef]

The babies are

[shadow tartan]

Historically cute

Nah even adults

[obtuse reef]

I’ve seen pictures of people with pet alligators

[tranquil glen]

actual wildlife.. like the cows n sealife not the insects

[dry copper]

Floridians kinda look like manatees

[dreamy mason]

I wonder how much alcohol you would need to drink to kill any mosquitoes that bite you

[obtuse reef]

Don’t say that shit. Manatees are too cute to be compared to the Floridians

[dry copper]

It would kill you before it killed a mosquito

[obtuse reef]

Enough to kill yourself

Might as well drink jet fuel at that point to see if you go fast

[dreamy mason]

Are you challenging me?

[obtuse reef]

You are not Scottish or Russian

[dry copper]

This isn't a tide pod commercial

[dreamy mason]

There's a funny story about that

[obtuse reef]

You cannot survive that much alcohol

[dreamy mason]

Family of German immigrants on my dad's side

[obtuse reef]

I just realized I forgot the Irish

[mental rose]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O78CxqRl7NE

[obtuse reef]

That’s not enough

[mental rose]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FylXXMKLPoc

[dreamy mason]

I think my mom's side is Scottish

[obtuse reef]

I’m related to a Scottish lord. Distantly, and certainly not enough for me to go around saying that without getting a whiskey bottle to the skull.

I’m not that stupid

[dreamy mason]

Yeah I don't know if I'm related to any one cool

[dry copper]

The body processes alcohol. It does not keep it running around willy nilly in your blood stream. A BAC of even .40 can kill you. Mosquitos are drinking a dilution level in tens of magnitude

The brits already studied this

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20190313-will-mosquitoes-bite-me-more-when-ive-been-drinking

[obtuse reef]

Of course it was the British

The reason I didn’t mention them as being able to handle their alcohol is because, historically speaking, they’ve been shown to be comically drunk, very frequently

[dry copper]

In their research they found drinkers actually attract more mosquitos, not less

[obtuse reef]

But that goes for everyone, come to think of it

[obtuse reef]

Oh yeah, because their blood vessels dilate

[mental rose]

JoJo showed me if you inject liquor into the bloodstream, it'll hit you way faster and harder.
Though I doubt it's actually true

Could even be hazardous to your health

[obtuse reef]

Yes, please do inject a foreign liquid with only negative side effects directly into your bloodstream

That sounds like an excellent idea

[dry copper]

Alcohol is poison.

mmmm

[dreamy mason]

There is another way

[shadow tartan]

This is why I like you

No sugar coating

So you don't get diabetes

[obtuse reef]

I’m very blunt

[shadow tartan]

Mmmmm poison

[obtuse reef]

Both humor-wise and intelligence-wise

[shadow tartan]

You are a spoon

[obtuse reef]

https://tenor.com/view/spoon-big-spoon-funny-mad-evil-stare-gif-17762991

[dry copper]

Whiskey is a social booze. It gives you class while knocking you on your ass.

[obtuse reef]

It’s also used by alcoholics to look fancy while they abuse their families

[dry copper]

I mean...sure, if you can't afford to share it

[shadow tartan]

I had a few the other night

[dry copper]

A few ass knocks?

[shadow tartan]

Nah

Ended up eating butter chicken and naan after

[dry copper]

"Knock knock whose there: ASS. I mean...Whiskey!"

[mental rose]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uy5pN7OEB0

[dry copper]

I want buttered chicken

[shadow tartan]

Only thing my ass had to do with anything is gas

[dry copper]

I bought a chicken last night and never ate any

[obtuse reef]

That thumbnail… that looks really, really bad

[shadow tartan]

Cooked or raw

[obtuse reef]

Or living

[dry copper]

I have never seen a single Jojo thumbnail that didn't look reall really bad

[obtuse reef]

Large muscular men in rather tight clothing… what could possibly be implied by that

[shadow tartan]

Gym bros

Spot me bro

[obtuse reef]

People generally don’t record that stuff unless they either think they’re tough shit or they’re wearing medieval knight armor

[shadow tartan]

Do you wear skinny jeans?

[obtuse reef]

No

[shadow tartan]

Out of fashion now

[obtuse reef]

I like being able to bend my legs without pinching myself

[shadow tartan]

Back to baggy

Or straight fit

[dreamy mason]

They ran out?

[shadow tartan]

Yes

They needed them to make the baggy jeans

[obtuse reef]

Skinny jeans are worn by hipsters or people who value looks over function

[shadow tartan]

Takes two skinny to make one baggy

My thighs are too big for skinny

[austere lance]

I have to get "relaxed fit" jeans cuz I need to be able to have full range of leg movement with my job, lol. Shoving heavy shit all day go brrrrrrrrr

[shadow tartan]

Yeah yeah, we know why you need the space

Humble Duck

[dreamy mason]

How much more does it weigh compared to regular shit?

[austere lance]

[shadow tartan]

He'd have to weigh it to tell you

No scales big enough at Walmart

Hell have to go to a truck loading station or something

[austere lance]

[tranquil glen]

[obtuse reef]

I see someone is lifting with their legs, as they should be

[shadow tartan]

He doesn't have a choice

All that pressure on the hips and lower spine

[austere lance]

I do be bullying hundreds of pounds of carts around a parking lot all day, lol

[shadow tartan]

Pounding hundreds of carts

Customers need those dude

Cmon

[austere lance]

I'm fucking starving and my lunch break isn't for another hour 45, do I dare get the Walmart breakfast burrito

[austere lance]

Keep ya fantasies to ya self, smh

Next we're gonna find out you're banned from Walmart for cart molestation

[obtuse reef]

Depends. Is your anus prepared for… unforeseen consequences?

[shadow tartan]

With your bowels, bad idea

[shadow tartan]

It was born ready

But the toilets weren't

[obtuse reef]

It’d probably be liquid anyways

[austere lance]

They're actually pretty bland tbh, Walmart is too cheap to put any ingredients in them 💀

[shadow tartan]

No seasoning

[austere lance]

They're mostly cheese and egg, with a tiny amount of sausage scraps 😆

[obtuse reef]

So, really sketchy?

I wouldn’t trust that egg

[austere lance]

They don't have enough ingredients to be sketchy 🤣

[shadow tartan]

Mostly taste air and shame

[austere lance]

Yee

[mental rose]

Reminds me of the vids about the infamous "Vomelet" as it's called
The American MRE

Apparently it was VERY BAD

[austere lance]

MREs are either shit or decent, there's no in between. Had some good spaghetti ones before

[dreamy mason]

You really can't fuck spaghetti up though

[shadow tartan]

Italians say otherwise

[austere lance]

How many hand gestures does it take for em to say it

[shadow tartan]

Just one

[dreamy mason]

The middle finger?

[obtuse reef]

Well, they can go choke on a macaroni noodle.

They’re too judgmental about food.

[dreamy mason]

Any noodle will do they are all the same

[obtuse reef]

Has to be large enough for them to choke on

[dry copper]

Sounds like the name of a food challenge
"Unforeseen Consequences"

[obtuse reef]

It’s a half life level

[dry copper]

UFC for short

I like watching BeardMeatsFood on food challenges

Surprised a restaurant hasn't created a special menu item called BeardMeats

[mental rose]

Is that the guy who eats ridiculously huge portions as part of a challenge?

[dry copper]

He is. A body builder that uses his cheat day to do food challenges

His diet requires like 5k calories on that day

[mental rose]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggqXttEhWlY

[obtuse reef]

He’s got a nice beard

[dry copper]

He has a pretty amazing diet

All week he eats at a deficit while building and then on like one day, he fills in the deficit with something that has a ton of calories

[obtuse reef]

That sounds really unhealthy to do for extended periods of time, but what do I know?

[dry copper]

Dunno what his regular week is like. I do know he pretty much nails a new video once a week.

[obtuse reef]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-gif-25269231

[mental rose]

Getting calories one day of the week...
So my assumption is the other 6 days he takes protein, minerals and something with fat in it.

From my understanding it goes like this;
Calories > Fat > Protein are consumed by the body in that order, with carbos being the main fuel source for our bodies

[dry copper]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_Meats_Food

Imagine having insurance on your stomach

I think it's not fair for restaurants to be able to sell burgers that you can not physically eat like they are burgers

If you have to deconstruct the burger just to consume it, it's not a burger. It's a cake.

[shadow tartan]

Burger cake

[dry copper]

Curger

[shadow tartan]

Buake

[dry copper]

The Kurgan

[shadow tartan]

Hello pretty

[dry copper]

https://tenor.com/view/highlander-clancy-brown-crazy-gif-26343014

There can only be one.

I am surprised that Highlander isn't a christmas movie

It has resurrection and combat. It's perfect.

[thorn dawn]

Free gaem
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1176710/Space_Crew_Legendary_Edition/

Steam

Space Crew: Legendary Edition

This is Space Crew: Legendary Edition. The legendarily challenging single-player strategic survival simulation game!You are a captain in the United Defense Force, captain of your own star ship. Recruit your crew, customise your ship and head out to explore the galaxy, defending Earth against the mysterious extraterrestrial threat, known as the P...

Price

$6.24

Recommendations

1418

▶ Play video

[obtuse reef]

I’ve played that one, pretty fun

[dry copper]

Wonder why it's free

[thorn dawn]

so you'll buy the sequel

or the dlc

[dry copper]

Was runner duck purchased by Curve games?

Certainly one way to get on the media outlets if there's a new game about to launch

[silver sparrow]

https://gizmodo.com/tron-ares-easter-egg-dillinger-spoiler-cillian-murphy-1851299427

[strange dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVm436Kw--o

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSqbxU7SpmI

[austere lance]

I would like to die now 💀
https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1763428956923961638?t=teQkHaXD2F4ZAwsaqDYdnA&s=19

Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave) on X

'Star Wars: Republic Commando' released 19 years ago today

Twitter · Mar 1, 2024, 5:00 AM

[shadow tartan]

Why?

You were alive for a great moment in history

[austere lance]

Because I'm old 💀

[shadow tartan]

STFU

[shadow tartan]

Oh, you're old huh

I got a couple grey ball hairs

And I'm not happy about it

[austere lance]

[shadow tartan]

I'm old

This fkn guy

Baggy Pants Duck

[austere lance]

Not the dust bunnies in the shorts 😭

[shadow tartan]

You have no idea about this pain

Only @idle saffron @silver sparrow @glass plinth know

[austere lance]

But why
https://twitter.com/CallofDuty/status/1763625293556654235?t=im_FLiqb0_T9l5F35iHufA&s=19

Call of Duty (@CallofDuty) on X

Operators are only as strong as the oaths they uphold ⚜️

Inspired by the @Warhammer 40,000 universe, Space Marines, Sisters of Battle, Astra Militarum skins and more are coming to Call of Duty #Warzone and #MW3

Twitter · Mar 1, 2024, 6:00 PM

[shadow tartan]

Money

[austere lance]

Gotta mix the space racism with modern racism

[shadow tartan]

Damn right

[dry copper]

oh wow...this game ostranauts is like space station 13 but single player

[obtuse reef]

Space racism is just racism with more steps

Also, they do realize that space marines aren’t random assholes, they’re genetically designed to wear that armor

[shadow tartan]

Genetically engineered racists

[obtuse reef]

My criticism was that they missed the point of space marines

If random assholes could wear the armor, the guardsmen would be wearing that and not the shitty flak armor they normally wear

And if there’s commissar armor, I’m just gonna laugh my ass off

[tame cairn]

space engineers just came out on gamepass

[jade crater]

I heard you guys are talking about racism

[silver sparrow]

bruh

[shadow tartan]

Yes

Space race

[jade crater]

Ok...

[shadow tartan]

In the future people don't want to run

And races are frowned upon

[jade crater]

Ah

[shadow tartan]

Therefore they are racist

[jade crater]

I think I get it

It’s a okay on words

[balmy plaza]

Ahh we took Veld

Did we get a new major order?

[shadow tartan]

Think I saw an announcement

[balmy plaza]

Oo nice

Imma check after my domino's

[shadow tartan]

Nah it was for the fake versions of the game

[balmy plaza]

I saw that earlier

Crazy that it was even allowed through the system tbh

[shadow tartan]

Mate it's as bad as mobile stores

[dry copper]

Oh wow. Ostranauts is surprisingly involved with a billion subcontextual objectives necessary to do even the simplest tasks.

It's not really complicated but there are a ton of systems working together

It lends to the sensation of being overwhelmed with tasks

but it's a real mud RPers wet dream

Shit happens, both good and bad with seemingly random sequence

Whether it's going to end for better or worse is really up for grabs

I found junk in space. Had a hell of a time docking with it...Turned out it was just the ass end of a ship and a cop found me salvaging it, so she fined me 15k

Then touched my arm and left

Like I had options to pay in other ways and just hadn't taken them lol

Actual space travel is basically you looking at a console navigating symbols that represent your ship its orientation and speed and communications systems simultaneously

[echo hill]

nate wont hug me 😦

[dry copper]

The game needs a butt pat emoji for "Good game"

[coarse swift]

@shadow tartan How could you

smh

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhxF9Qg5mOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=621Nk3Ubz4A

Buckaroo playing Hell Divers 2 with Nate be all like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1EhXF1lskA

[coarse swift]

Who actually wins this with no prep time? Not familiar with Custodes lore

[frigid yarrow]

Spent all day making the accurate mossos d'esquadra livery for the Ford transit in Forza Horizon 3

[burnt moon]

Third time posting this (since apparently I posted it in the wrong sub headings 🤷‍♂️)

I’m enjoying No Man’s Sky but the problem is there is not really any challenge or a balanced economy. Does anyone have any recommendations on a more balanced game in this genre like Freelancer from the early 2000’s

[dry copper]

In what genre?

NMS is a space sim building exploration combat farming decoration game

Pick a genre.

The more similar to the game you get, the less different from it you get.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snS_KCTU_2M

Elite Dangerous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdYN4TDGO84

Spacebourne 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIHQbOk6P-M

If you like chill space alien building farming sim, Lightyear Frontier comes out later this month

Star Wars Outlaws is supposed to be coming out this year

The studio that brought us Frontiers of Pandora are developing it

[tranquil glen]

woop woop woop woopa gunnum style

[dry copper]

gundam style?

https://tenor.com/view/gundam-gunpla-gundam-unicorn-meme-funny-gif-23397434

Open Gundam Style

[coarse swift]

reminds me of watermelon crocs for gundams

[cerulean kite]

https://tenor.com/view/ihor-gangnam-style-gangnam-style-ihor-gif-26013850

[burnt moon]

Thanks. I was just looking into X4. I think that will be the next game I get

That looks like the most what I am looking for. I like space trader, combat games like freelancer. X4 seems to have the most of what I’m looking for

I tried Elite Dangerous with a friend once but it is too heavy on the simulation for my taste. I like the trading aspects and more arcade fight gameplay

[mental rose]

That poll couldn't possibly be more one-sided... 😄
Custodians are to Space Marines, what Space Marines are to the humans of the Imperium; Demigods.

The most popular lore feat that often comes up, is how a named Custodian keeps fighting and killing Daemons while missing an eye, jaw hanging by one sinew, back of his head exposed and half of his brain missing. He was already dead and still kept swinging.

Another one is when an unarmored Custodian gets ambushed by 3 Ogryn. One tries stabbing him with a knife, and gets his arm broken.
Second gets the Custodian from behind in a bear hug, from which he effortlessly breaks free, punches through the ribcage to tear his heart out.
The third Ogryn starts running in fear, so the Custodian casually picks up a pebble from the ground and THROWS it with enough force to pierce the Ogryn's skull.

Plenty more feats, where those came from too. 😄

Oh. They can also throw their force halberds with enough force to penetrate steel. They don't do it often though, because it leaves them unarmed.

[pure zinc]

Is this ground branch?

[austere gate]

ayo what the RX-0 Unicorn doin' ?

[lost spoke]

@austere gate wut about this :3

[austere gate]

ooh we got some lofi beats up in here. just in time for me to spark one up. I hear some mediteranean(?) sampling in there and get reminded of greece. yeah that'll make my day tyvm

now I'm just sad it's such a short snippit. I'd listen to a whole EP or LP of that ngl. just enough beat in that to keep my step going. chill enough that it doesn't detract from the walk itself. yeah that's vibes. that the type of beat that makes me forget which way I came from and how long I've been walking. good stuff

[lost spoke]

Thanks 😂 I haven't done lofi for awhile although it was the first music i started making, i think its the easiest to make because its the most forgiving, tried phonk music but it sounds like it got made in a shed xD

[austere gate]

phonk is unironically hard to make and have it sounds good. had a friend who was pretty decent at it but switched to punk which he's unironically trash at 😂 but hey whatev he's happy with

[lost spoke]

yeah even if music is trashy at least you having fun xD

[pure zinc]

Watch the whole thing, I promise it’s worth it

[austere gate]

do explain how 44 seconds for a 1 inch anchovy is worth it mate?

[pure zinc]

I didn’t know it was a 1 inch anchovy

That’s why it’s funny

[lost spoke]

i dont get it

[austere gate]

me neither

[austere gate]

sounds like anchovy size mate 🥲

[lost spoke]

thats why i call it music music xD

[austere gate]

the beat is definitly that new type of phonk that's been blowing up yeah. this the stuff my buddy back in the day worked on. very different phonk nowadays lol https://youtu.be/U2DEkZ1cDg0?si=2xc3orzSkJ_7nm2d

[lost spoke]

daanng your friend made that ? thats smooth as can be, like the notification ping in there, they got alot of subbers

out of touch is a very nice one

[austere gate]

the subbers are from the smoothsounds channel not REPTILE himself. smoothsounds basicly collects music from niche artists and puts it on display. there should be a soundcloud link in the description

and yeah the whole notification ping was REPTILE's thing. put it in all his tracks

[lost spoke]

Ohhh so your friend got a feature ?

[austere gate]

yep yep. same song was also featured in a mix by smoothsounds

https://youtu.be/ni7HaVJXqwA?si=XtjIm2SYcbReE59p

around the 47 minute mark

[dry copper]

Trying out Space Haven today. An interesting game so far.

Feels like it's gunna just run slightly short if there's no story

[lost spoke]

126k veiws, do they play physical or digital instruments ? i don't think you can get those strings digitally

[dry copper]

The tutorial is pretty involved

Got one dude taking apart a derelict ship while two others come over and just pick out the guts. Fun times.

[austere gate]

yeah he plays physical instruments as well. his dad used to be in prog-rock/metal band (rip Wiz 🙏) so he picked up a lot growing up. dude's a pretty good guitarist, good producer and a killer drummer. used to be ass at vocal work tho 😅

[lost spoke]

mmm i'm jealous xD yeah vocals are not a natural talent, may come easier for some people but you can't just be born a singer 😅

[silver sparrow]

Did you already try alien dawn

[dry copper]

Never heard of alien dawn

Looks different

[long beacon]

Space engineers out on gamepass

[silver sparrow]

3d rimworld

I’m about to fire up a new game

[dry copper]

I'll check it out ty

I thought rimworld looked interesting but I couldn't get over the visuals

Too....blocky

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR9hJ3tQals

[strange dune]

Ghost Recon: Breakpoint

[silver sparrow]

Yo lnf?

[shadow tartan]

🤣

[tame cairn]

Anyone seen Shogun? (2024)

[rotund cosmos]

What did you do?! Shoot their PM?

They unleashed the battalion right there

[silver sparrow]

Why would you shoot a project manager
Bro
Feeling attacked

[dry copper]

If their PM had been shot, all you'd have seen would've been a sternly worded letter.

"My word! This is preposterous! Outrageous even! Absolutely incredulous! We do not accept this miscarriage of justice! You will be hearing from our Human Resources Department!

Kindly signed
Douglas McKrinkleberry"

[rotund cosmos]

That's probably why they sent the entire garrison

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sISpiuHT__Y

[rotund cosmos]

unexpected

[dry copper]

I had to laugh. Some youtuber did one of those reveal videos where someone digging finds something valuable...Had a dude diggin into a rock formation to discover ...shock...Diamonds!...but what?...These are herkimer diamonds. cheap shit diamonds worth like $1 a carat

He was so excited. Even did some shit post production editing on the video because he was so proud

I've seen more valuable marbles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlZE5JaD4kU

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXna1a-806Q

[kind wolf]

Just realized how massive my hud was

For sure gonna make some adjustments

[echo hill]

Not yet, but looks interesting. Any good?

Seems like it's go great reviews

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmIwBIs6FVk

800 games deleted from steam in 2 hours

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1976830/Vivaland/

Steam

Vivaland

Welcome to Vivaland, your escape from the hectic life to a charming small town that grows with you! Play solo or online co-op with up to 8 friends! Craft characters (we call them Vivas’) with distinct personalities and create the story of their lives. Whether you're running a zero-waste coffee spot on the ground floor of your house, cultivating ...

Release Date

2024

▶ Play video

https://youtu.be/LnDTQwFq358 Free build mode on steam

[dry copper]

The perfect game for me

Combine the following elements of the following games:

Combat
On Ground: Exanima (Physics skill-based isometric with hilarious ragdoll effects)
In Space: Starcom Unknown Space (Soft newtonian topdown twin shooter with ship customization)

Primary objective: Ostranauts (Rogue-lite, exploration of space with scavenging as the primary objective, coupled with survival elements as a means to achieving this goal)

[tame cairn]

its pretty good, i actually haven't seen the old one until today

it's pretty close

like some scenes and lines are pretty much the same

just the cinematography is different really

and ig the feel of it since 80's movies just have a certain feel to em if yk what i mean

[pure zinc]

Stealth in payday 2 is so fun

Underrated af

[austere lance]

Pandora's Box is open in Fortnite

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SyCpN2GNMiY

When an incompetent soldier that gets all the punishments is looking for work

[silver sparrow]

I have duned

[dry copper]

Seen Dune 2?

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SFcPQZiKp8

[willow crypt]

Helldivers 2 is fun but I think the birds eye view gameplay of the first game is better and more fun

[silver sparrow]

Yar

[silver sparrow]

U birdie

[willow crypt]

no u

[shadow tartan]

Are you A Aaronson

R U

I like how they mix up names for diversity

[willow crypt]

ahh no i just grabbed a screenshot from internet to show people the old perspective

[dry copper]

Tried out the new mode in Medieval Dynasty. Performance for the game is vastly improved....

Wish that the games MP element was less stringent

Dedicated servers do not exist. It's 4 players accessed via a code generated at start of a session

holy smokes. Conan Exiles is 100gb now

[thorny python]

what did they add?

[dry copper]

whole new MP world with a seperate storied dialogue intro along with upto 4 players in co-op on it to play with friends

It feels smoother inspite of the huge walled village you start in

[thorny python]

oooh

Is MP required?

[dry copper]

Functionally, visually...everything feels better

It's not. You can play either maps, but only one allows you to swap between SP and MP.

They both have story but the MP story isn't the same as the SP story

In SP you are the heir starting a new dynasty. In MP you are saved from an ambushed guild caravan of builders who were supposed to come to a rich bitches aid in building his settlement up

You show up in a hospital cabin of his village recovering from injury

[thorny python]

I played the game last year

[dry copper]

I enjoyed it. It was laggy though. I tested the MP map today...it wasn't laggy at all.

I'm impressed.

I havent tried the SP map yet

[thorny python]

Though I never got past the|| drunk lady||

[dry copper]

Also there's a NPC in the MP map who sings really well...

My first thought was...Marry that lady so you can get the best music DLC in your home

Incidentally she was a romance option.

This shit looks fire
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1515950/Capcom_Arcade_Stadium/

Steam

Capcom Arcade Stadium

Relive the Capcom classics!

Recommendations

308

▶ Play video

If you like classic games....Capcom just went apeshit

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1755910/Capcom_Arcade_2nd_Stadium/

Steam

Capcom Arcade 2nd Stadium

Play more of your favorite arcade hits from yesteryear.

Recommendations

132

▶ Play video

Never knew this stuff was already out there

They should capitalize on this by having virtual arcades with tiny characters

Social areas for gamers to virtually play

Disappointed in the price point for the DLC of Conan Exiles DLC.

It's not a game one jumps into and ignores the dozen DLC for...esp since its best feature is its MP servers and most of them use all the DLC (since people don't start servers for a game they aren't really invested in)

So for a gamer like me it's not even worth playing without all the DLC

I play for the MP

co-op not pvp

$140 for all the DLC

I might be able to justify a little less then half that for all that DLC

12 DLC dating back to as far as 2018

[dreamy mason]

Anyone here play darktide?

[dry copper]

Hey Kids. Today we're going to learn about the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDQXFNWuZj8

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw4LeC2a5TY

[dry copper]

oh wow I forgot entirely about the launch of this game

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1159420/Robin_Hood__Sherwood_Builders/

Steam

Robin Hood - Sherwood Builders

Robin Hood - Sherwood Builders is an action-adventure RPG with base-building elements, where you take on the role of a classic hero who stands up to the tyranny and injustice that haunts Sherwood. As Robin, you’ll fight, hunt, craft, steal, and of course help the local people thrive to spite the Sheriff of Nottingham and his ruthless regime – al...

Price

$26.99

Recommendations

228

▶ Play video

Reviews shitting all over it.

That's not good

[thorny python]

Assassins Creed with building?

[agile meadow]

Right you gorgeous people of knowledge I'm really torn between two games and I'm after advice on which way to go between Pacific drive or Helldivers 2 I'm on ps5 if anyone has played either or both would love to hear some feedback

[broken prairie]

Very different games

I can vouch for Helldivers 2 being good

Solo, with randoms, and with friends

[shadow tartan]

Heard lots of good things about Pacific Drive recently and also Eastshade which I'm picking up soon.
I'm currently on Helldivers for online co-op.

[orchid fox]

and here we go 😄

wait i got a new rank again lol

[dry copper]

holy shit the fans of life is feudal are taking serious hits of copium

That game plays like it's still in beta and their argument is "It's difficult and that's what makes it good."

Like....ffs, I can't even equip a hammer without going through two different menues and setting up hotbar commands.

That's not just counter intuitive, it's poor game design.

Esp when half the games focus is on using tools

Tools that as it were can only be equip on certain slots

The cherry on top is the seasons that last literally 12 IRL days

[obtuse reef]

I don’t understand why people think hard games are always good. Like, sweet, you spent over 500 hours torturing yourself and then you get high on copium because you wasted so much time for a fat load of fuck all

Not all hard games are good. A lot of them are hard for the sake of being hard

Challenge has to be rewarding

[inland oasis]

https://medal.tv/games/helldivers-2/clips/1Z1oOtMSiuegch/d1337PEqBgNk?invite=cr-MSxFZnUsMTY4MzE4NDcxLA

Democracy...Dispensed

[obtuse reef]

After spending like an hour fighting at the Creek, the bugs feel too easy now. An hour. The difficulty difference is shocking

[dry copper]

Yap

Standard fare in hD2

bugs feel easier but they are in far greater numbers

[obtuse reef]

Nothing a shotgun can’t deal with

[orchid fox]

try difficulty 10 and it will just throw bile titans at u left and right lol

had to deal with 7 of em last mission lol

[dry copper]

I mean...you didn't have to.

[long beacon]

I think he got me

[dry copper]

lol Medieval Dynasty is having a contest. Name this chicken...I'm like...writes down obscene name

Most family friendly wins

So...deletes name

Goodbye, Bawk Mcawk.

[inland oasis]

dude do you think the fatass acid spitter bugs have too much range? i was getting SNIPED by them....not only that they run as fast as you can in heavy armor full sprint.... meeting one is a death sentence. xD

im only lvl 8 btw

[charred badge]

https://youtu.be/fMywYbQw5A0

[tame cairn]

i love those lines in fable 😂

[frigid yarrow]

Made the Ishimura in Far Cry 5

[tame cairn]

never even heard of this game until now

looks pretty bad

[earnest hatch]

to be fair MMOS are a dying type of game and very few are even good these days ngl

[tame cairn]

very true

i don't really enjoy MMO's

dysmantle is neat

[obtuse reef]

I play EVE Online, it’s aight.

Could be better, but it’s been a pretty long lived game for a reason

[orchid fox]

u mean the artillery spitters or regular fat ones?

[quaint escarp]

https://twitter.com/VGC_News/status/1764723704901091578?t=F3TeYzuLBs942Co4ilNlRQ&s=19

VGC (@VGC_News) on X

A new game from Titanfall series director Steve Fukuda is reportedly set in the same universe. The project is still in the prototyping phase at Respawn, it's claimed.

https://t.co/TLCoeBgbou

Twitter · Mar 4, 2024, 6:44 PM

[obtuse reef]

I’ll bet a hotdog that it’s just a second Apex game

[inland oasis]

the normal ones. all they doo is chase and spit. but they can do it from so damn far away

[dry copper]

Soon
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1363080/Manor_Lords/

Steam

Manor Lords

Manor Lords is a strategy game that allows you to experience the life of a medieval lord. Grow your starting village into a bustling city, manage resources and production chains, and expand your lands through conquest.Inspired by the art and architecture of late 14th century Franconia, Manor Lords prioritizes historical accuracy wherever possibl...

Release Date

Apr 26, 2024

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[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrcbH0ge2WE

Imagine that life was screaming at humans for hundreds of years in whatever language it could "We are alive!" in the same way humans might scream "We are human" into the void hoping for acknowledgement consideration and mercy

Life that wants only to be acknowledged...considered and granted our mercy

chews on life

[inland oasis]

https://medal.tv/games/helldivers-2/clips/1Z4jAWCGODSxJ9/d1337JYY75Ps?invite=cr-MSxJdHcsMTY4MzE4NDcxLA

Movie like SPLOSION 😄

[shadow tartan]

Yo you still on?

[earnest hatch]

mech update is soon btw

the mechs and vehicles are in the actual game people who hack or just get lucky can summon them by accident

[coarse swift]

Game Master can drop them in

[earnest hatch]

that aswell

my friend was in a lobby and one of his friends summoned a stratigem and it really just was a Warhog that feel instead

[raven frost]

I have acquired a new ship

behold, the Lionheart

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v0AoXD1Geu4

What a shitty DM. He A) Didn't have a contingency plan and B) Didn't force the dude to roll. Even in the best case scenario a DM should have a consequence to the decisions players make.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1dqLcRYm4Y

[shadow tartan]

This is sexy

[raven frost]

minor update, changed the paintjob

[dry copper]

I need me a new 300 violins.

[raven frost]

Kinda going for a "What if the space shuttle never got decomissioned?" kinda vibe

[dry copper]

Anyone got any sick beefeater buffbeater workout slap?

keep in mind it needs to beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCebJodm0lY

I wish Juno Reactor were more.....reactive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5NPFM9Fcwc

[pure zinc]

What the hell?

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pEqyr_uT-k

Drone flies faster than an F1 car

They had to shape the drone like a rocket just to give it aerodynamic control at those speeds

[austere gate]

is that Elite?

[raven frost]

yes

[austere gate]

hell yeah brother 🤝 that's the first space sim I started out in few years ago. still the most fun to fly too in imho

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-ZIHu8e0hM

[coarse swift]

https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1b6b8x1/temtem_to_stop_receiving_major_updates_later_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

lol get fucked Crema, got too greedy with mtx

If I can get a chance to play it with Knova later I will but if its not getting any more updates and they dont add an offline mode, it'll hit EoS soon

[shadow tartan]

Yeah you tell em

[shadow tartan]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687970/TRIBES_3_Rivals/

Steam

TRIBES 3: Rivals

TRIBES 3: Rivals is a team-based first person shooter that elevates the genre with jetpacks, skiing, and class-based warfare. Players ski, jetpack, battle, and race to capture the enemy team’s flag, all while ferociously defending their own. Players can choose from unique classes to customize their abilities, perks, and weapon loadouts, while mo...

Release Date

Mar 12, 2024

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[shadow tartan]

@rotund cosmos @echo hill fucking clutch

[coarse swift]

now is it going to actually live

or will HiRez take another game down the moment they think SMITE is still more profitable

[shadow tartan]

Bloody well hope so.
Tribes was always fun.
Hopefully all the salty Overwatch players pick it up

[rotund cosmos]

Hell yeah

[shadow tartan]

@inland oasis

[silver sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REPPgPcw4hk

[inland oasis]

so much chaos in seconds xD

https://medal.tv/games/helldivers-2/clips/1ZaNWlu12926Ih/d1337gKr8cC3?invite=cr-MSxMWTQsMTY4MzE4NDcxLA

How to make a REAL entrance

[shadow tartan]

By faceplanting the floor

The only way

[inland oasis]

i do kinda wish there was more of a thud when we hit the ground xD

like were 400+ lbs

[mental rose]

Tribes is back?? I thought for sure the franchise was dead and buried when the last game was shut down

Years ago

[shadow tartan]

Yeah same but here we are, in 2024!

[mental rose]

Developed and self-published by Prophecy Games... a Hi-Rez subsidiary founded in 2019... yadda-yadda-yadda...

Interesting

[dry copper]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1310410/Alone_in_the_Dark/

Steam

Alone in the Dark

Alone in the Dark weaves a chilling tapestry of psychological horror and Southern Gothic charm, reimagining the iconic game that set the benchmark for the genre. We invite you to join us on a journey into madness, where each encounter could be your last. With each step you take closer to unravelling Derceto's mystery, the eyes that watch from th...

Release Date

Mar 20, 2024

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[dry copper]

No more major updates. It's still getting patches and fixes.

That's business speak for "We'll see"

I hope Hell Divers 2 with mechs starts adding missions to recover resources, too....Lightyear Frontier - HellDivers mode

[mental rose]

Alone in the Dark too?? This is turning into a year of reboots at this point

[rotund cosmos]

Reminds me of the time I dropped into a cage and got stuck

[dry copper]

Remember that time I dropped into a cage and got stuck?

No.
No?
I could've swore that happened.
It did not.
huh...

...I imagine all of these things happening irl

For patriotism!

[inland oasis]

"do i?"
"idk"
"i do"
"yes"

[dry copper]

Imagine what Batman's inner monologue is saying when he's making those deadpan faces in deep thought.

https://tenor.com/view/toad-gif-26236366

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5w-dEgIU1M

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjYW6p5uv0Q

Now that gambling is seeing a hit, crypto is taking the front burner

[rotund cosmos]

From one gamble to another

[thorn dawn]

https://vxtwitter.com/bethesda/status/1765031270566773048

I've figured it out

Bethesda is pivoting to be a merch company

[dry copper]

Pivoting?

Don't you remember their amazing drinks?

[thorn dawn]

Instead of games they're just going to make merch

[long beacon]

Except those canvas bags

[thorn dawn]

Except those canvas bags

[long beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/monstersinc-sully-mike-door-put-that-thing-back-gif-4553929

[dry copper]

Everyone gon be makin nuka cola cap coins in the near future

nuka cola crypto

[long beacon]

should try and pay with caps for the next one like that one guy

An

[dry copper]

An is not on the periodic table of elements. Did you mean Am?

Americium....FUCK YEAAH

[long beacon]

Yes

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-error-the-weeknd-break-gif-21612726

[dry copper]

Is that the new music video for Rage Against The Machine's Killing in the Name?

[long beacon]

Idk tbh I thought it was kylo lightsaber

[austere lance]

https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1764667389499552252?t=c-43i847BHfyJeHevRZxkA&s=19

IGN (@IGN) on X

The creators of the upcoming Prime Video Fallout TV show have likened it once again to Fallout 5, calling it a “non-interactive version” of the future video game. https://t.co/upA5Mcuz3K

Twitter · Mar 4, 2024, 3:01 PM

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1765017507239186844?t=Eotme2iYDzQZ-2h1hUjPeA&s=19

Wario64 (@Wario64) on X

Horizon Forbidden West Complete Edition PC specs revealed - out March 21st https://t.co/DYA56CHcN0

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 2:12 PM

[silver sparrow]

"can jodie comer and david harbour make this video game not suck?"

[thorn dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/aliens-i-want-to-believe-spaceship-mothership-ufo-gif-9472798

but I just can't

Not based on historic game to tv shows

[obtuse reef]

Fallout wouldn’t translate to a game well I’d think.

[austere lance]

The Last of Us translated pretty well, the Fallout show has potential to do fine if they just do their own wacky adventure in the universe

Honestly, Fallout is probably the easiest franchise to make movies and shows for

[inland oasis]

https://medal.tv/games/helldivers-2/clips/1ZbSbO2l8OM_9l/d1337c06frji?invite=cr-MSxKWTksMTY4MzE4NDcxLA

The sheer luck this happened TWICE as i rise up from the ground like the undertaker xD

[tame cairn]

💀

[kind wolf]

You already know its gonna be absolute ass

[austere lance]

https://twitter.com/HazzadorGamin/status/1765041021803741564?t=vkZoqwFEgreLfU9i61DqTw&s=19

HazzadorGamin, Dragon of Dojima (@HazzadorGamin) on X

Warner Bros wants to Shift away from "Volatile" AAA Console Games, lean into Free-To-Play and Mobile

Company envisions a future Harry Potter game where you can "live and work and build and play in that world in an ongoing basis."

https://t.co/tP0efoqb0l

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 3:45 PM

[mental rose]

I died inside.... apparently they've announced Warhammer 40k collab for the new CoD MW3....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1sjACzCJPA

[inland oasis]

thats it. im gettin me mallet

https://tenor.com/view/riot-gif-22170733

[obtuse reef]

The Emperor is displeased

[mental rose]

Yes... yes he is....

[obtuse reef]

Just another reason to like Mechancicus and Astra Militarum over Astartes

[mental rose]

The character is even saluting a Servo Skull with Aquila in one of the finishing moves...

[inland oasis]

are you trying to make me cry

[obtuse reef]

This heresy will not go unnoticed

[inland oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-exterminatus-inquisitor-headsmash-gif-20422853

[obtuse reef]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-gif-25567321

[inland oasis]

well, i can see we'd be in the same legion

[mental rose]

https://tenor.com/view/40k-warhammer-heresy-meme-gif-27213968

[obtuse reef]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-exterminatus-explosion-nuke-40k-gif-22693290

[mental rose]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jF-mYjk-U-I

[shadow tartan]

I didn't read any of that bollocks it means nothing.
I even played Fireball because the Tribes designer went to work on it.

Bought that founder pack...

Actually Kern's ideas were ahead of the times and he got shafted

[mental rose]

I meant that as a good thing. The fact they were under Hi-Rez umbrella means they know the franchise

[dry copper]

Is that the guy from lord of the rings who sings about the mountain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEm0AjTbsac

[mental rose]

Similarly I'd trust Larian to remake Fallout 1 and 2. 'Cause cRPGs are their specialty

[coarse swift]

@shadow tartan convinced a friend to fight for democracy

He and I don't have a lotta games in common and I had a good feeling this one would be up his alley

[coarse swift]

HiRez gets no attention from me until they resume a specific pve game

Unfortunately it seems they have their own global agenda to follow

[dry copper]

global agenda? wtf

That looks like a ps2 game

[coarse swift]

More like ps3

[shadow tartan]

You already wanted to fight for democracy.....and freedom

[shadow tartan]

Which one?

[coarse swift]

Helldivers

[shadow tartan]

Aaaaah

Mmmmm

Diving

I love this shit man

bout time I got a game I could be passionate about again

[thorn dawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x7wbs1L3xk

Derren's uploaded two of his best shows

one and a half hours so have a wee before you click

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VB3ILB0SPQk

[pure zinc]

Is tales of arise worth playing? And what kind of game is it?

[dry copper]

No. It's a p2w cash shop with mobile game mechanics.

Oh wait nm

Forget that i was thinking another game

Astral Tale

I had to laugh. I saw this advert....Get Rimworld with all the expansions in this bundle...click here.

I click and it's like....Not even discounted.

They literally just mashed them all together for over $100

[dry copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mIWo6dgTmI

[inland oasis]

Wild I JUST watched that

Algorithm is real

[dry copper]

We both watch the same shit. All hail mudwrestling toad fidget spinners!

[thorn dawn]

Jrpg. I liked it.

@shadow tartan fucking did it

took me 3 more goes

got over my skill issue

[shadow tartan]

@thorn dawn you finally got gud

So you can be Rebirthed

Plus they changed the ending now

[thorn dawn]

Just holding my nose at these additions to the story 😩

[shadow tartan]

Yeah

But let's see

It's still the guy

He's doing what he wanted I hope

I still think it's great

[thorn dawn]

I don't mind changes but spooky time ghosts 😩

It's a good game.

[shadow tartan]

You're gonna cream over Rebirth hopefully

[thorn dawn]

Hopefully

[shadow tartan]

You finally finished Remake though, after all this time

I smashed that shit on Hard Mode

The VR bosses are awesome

You're a FFXI OG I expect a lot

[dry copper]

Wouldn't it be afterbirthed at this rate?

[shadow tartan]

It's around 30 years since it's birth so it's probably gonna reach Nirvana soon

[dry copper]

stanks like teen spirit

Just come as you are

[shadow tartan]

@dry copper In Utero

[dry copper]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-baby-rock-music-head-gif-5684691

rocking the baby

Checking out the update for wild west dynasty

[thorn dawn]

remember what i dislike about the combat now

unblockable knockback and stun locks

[shadow tartan]

Even in the defensive mode?

I didn't have much problem in combat

Could be....

Skill issue

[thorn dawn]

still get knocked back defending

also you have to see an attack coming

if something fires you from behind the camera you'll get knocked down

[shadow tartan]

Watch your six

[thorn dawn]

also, yes, some attacks break through defense, as I got hit while defending, stood up, defended, got hit again by the same attack

guess I should have dodged

dfgiuhadeuigt

knocked down 3 times in a row, now a cutscene attack

still got over half hp

the combat isn't hard just frustrating

last 45 seconds I could have had the controller down and the outcome wouldn't have changed

[shadow tartan]

Or just switch character

I found switching character saved me in some battles

Usually move to Tifa because

[thorn dawn]

I also think there's a small chance that I'm doing this without materia because once you leave shinra tower, you can't access the menu for ages

[shadow tartan]

Wdym without materia, when your stuff gets jacked?

[thorn dawn]

no, I think I just had a bunch of crap attached for AP farming

I have only one char with a heaaling spell and it only goes up to cura

[shadow tartan]

Bruv why are giving me more grey hair

I maxed all I could out on normal before I moved to hard though

Grind wasn't bad

[upbeat bolt]

I want to play this again good music

[tranquil glen]

https://tenor.com/view/ocarina-of-time-title-screen-gif-25346195

why did i just instantly know that just from sword and shield

[austere gate]

well then Risotto al ASUS coming right up

[austere gate]

I mean it has the whole titlecard in it fam