other-games

[coarse swift]

Honkai is definitely a waifu mobile game

[thorn dawn]

Both

[coarse swift]

Not for me 🚮

[thorn dawn]

they did a genshin preview

and a honkai

[coarse swift]

Genshin preview is nothing new tbh

3.0 releases today but thats all

I make it sound like it's nothing lol

[austere lance]

LETS FUCKING GO
https://youtu.be/28NkY5a82-M

[coarse swift]

New region being added

[austere lance]

I've been hyped for Lies of P for months 😫

[coarse swift]

Lies

[thorn dawn]

what the fuck is even this

[quaint escarp]

rick and morty game

[thorn dawn]

it's like rick and morty but the dialogue is even more wooden

[willow crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/pinokkio-pinocchio-artemis-gif-20167166

me omw to defeat boss

[tame cairn]

lol

[austere lance]

They really rebooted Lords of the Fallen, lol

Cuz it worked out so well the first time around 😆

[thorn dawn]

is space engineers getting a gritty reboot?

[thorn dawn]

I don't think it's a reboot, it's just using the same name because idk why they didn't really explain

unless by reboot they're just going to pretend the first one didn't exist

dollar store drummer

[tame cairn]

wow

definitely not expected

lmao

so many space games

[idle saffron]

Good

[thorn dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/space-core-portal2-portal-spacecore-gif-8264616

[tame cairn]

worlds gonna end up like ready player one

jk

[coarse swift]

Space is in space

[tame cairn]

oh

[thorn dawn]

oh my

this is gonna be good

[cerulean kite]

soulslike are they even soulslike? "oh u mean game hard ok"

[idle saffron]

?

Cant watch right now

[cerulean kite]

its a trade terminal yelling space in space

[idle saffron]

That's Wheatley

[cerulean kite]

ok nerd

[thorn dawn]

https://somethingwickedgames.com/about/
Jeff got the band back together

[cerulean kite]

looks like a trade terminal to me 😂

[idle saffron]

You are a trade terminal to me

[cerulean kite]

nooooo

i love u gleam no cri, only bloom

speaking of which i need some new screenshots

[thorn dawn]

Freeze framed for ya

[idle saffron]

Starfield

[thorn dawn]

Short preview of what looks like a high fantasy RPG

[cerulean kite]

ESO part 2

[idle saffron]

6

5

[tame cairn]

i saw crusader

[cerulean kite]

lol TES6 is a hoax

[idle saffron]

A horse

[cerulean kite]

crusader? must be assassin creed

[thorn dawn]

TES6 is a story made to scare modders

[cerulean kite]

idk the modders would just reverse weird al the game

[idle saffron]

They are so heavily invested they will still be modding 5 when 8 is out

[cerulean kite]

5?

is skyblivion even out yet?

[tame cairn]

dont think so

[cerulean kite]

morrorim??

back to basics

every greave individual

[tame cairn]

oh this game looks nuts

[cerulean kite]

https://tenor.com/view/robbo-garden-oblivion-gate-oblivion-robbo-garden-gif-21390976

[quaint escarp]

naraka?

[cerulean kite]

wat

[winter yew]

What all of y'all you all watching?

[tame cairn]

gamescom

[quaint escarp]

pron

[cerulean kite]

the first time i played oblivion i think i quit because i thought you had to close every single oblivion gate

[thorn dawn]

yu gi oh

[cerulean kite]

and they never ended

[winter yew]

Ah, forgot that was even starting.

Cheers, love you.

[cerulean kite]

ditto

[tame cairn]

uhhhh

[winter yew]

Very cool.

[idle saffron]

!gamescom

[stray flume]

https://youtu.be/kf0w41SfT6g

[winter yew]

omg podcast, very cool.

[thorn dawn]

Whaaa

Hideo Kojima

[tame cairn]

neat

[thorn dawn]

Hideo Kojima podcast

wat

[tame cairn]

yess

lol

[winter yew]

I hope Stephen Fry does the English voiceover.

[thorn dawn]

But he doesn't speak english does he?

[snow zenith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSvWOba4H1I

[thorn dawn]

it'll be a dub

[snow zenith]

@dreamy zinc

[idle saffron]

dub step

[thorn dawn]

dub stranding

[snow zenith]

doob

dobey

dobbey is a free elf

sorry

[idle saffron]

Stop drinking

[thorn dawn]

oo

drinking

[snow zenith]

i only drank

[thorn dawn]

now there's an idea

[snow zenith]

water and peach juice

[idle saffron]

Ok, continue drinking

[thorn dawn]

Dollar store TPW

[snow zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/tomar-jugo-ben10-juguito-jugo-beber-jugo-gif-21897612

[thorn dawn]

still better dialogue than the rick and morty game

[snow zenith]

there'sa ricky and morty game

til

[thorn dawn]

by the rick and morty guy

not rick and morty characters

AS own those

wtf

[winter yew]

I hate how all electric cars kinda look the same tbh.

[thorn dawn]

they're showing a car

a car is not a game

[winter yew]

Can play Doom on the internal screen.

[tame cairn]

pokemon car

what the hell

[winter yew]

And Pokemon Go apparently.

Pokemon Go in a car kinda feels cheating tbh.

Lmfao

"Play your console in your car."

Fantastic idea.

100% distraction, I see nothing wrong.

[tame cairn]

oh my

[snow zenith]

Get your car out of my game smh

[tame cairn]

what is this

[winter yew]

Warhammer, very fucking cool.

[thorn dawn]

"imagine if you could connect your console to your car"

https://tenor.com/view/racing-rally-pikes-peak-jeremy-foley-crash-gif-3317317

[tame cairn]

lmao

[winter yew]

🤔

[silver sparrow]

when i have nightmares it is usually this

[austere lance]

https://twitter.com/ShipbreakerGame/status/1562156772726562817

Hardspace: Shipbreaker (@ShipbreakerGame)

Lynx just opened its job applications to console players 👩‍🚀

Hardspace: Shipbreaker lands on PS5 and Xbox Series X|S on September 20, and you can play it Day One with @XboxGamePass!

▶ Play video

Twitter · Aug 23, 2022, 7:16 PM

[snow zenith]

OY WHAT

WHAT WARHAMMER THING

i must kno

[thorn dawn]

mordheim 40k but a videogame

[snow zenith]

Is it the Boltgun game or Space Marine 2

[tame cairn]

4 player coop it looked like

[snow zenith]

Oh

it's Darktide

nice

Can't wait for that to launch

Vermintide (2) was excellent

@idle saffron you're getting this one too so we can play

this is not an option >:(

[silver sparrow]

he is awaiting venmo confirmation

[idle saffron]

What is it?

[snow zenith]

Darktiiide

[idle saffron]

Aight

[thorn dawn]

lies of p

[snow zenith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF5g4-eOWZw

[thorn dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-grylls-gross-drinking-survival-gif-3398257

[silver sparrow]

🤢

[winter yew]

https://tenor.com/view/tv-news-kid-zombie-i-like-turtles-gif-19858460

[austere lance]

Yes please
https://youtu.be/izz0YE7ubOg

[tame cairn]

uhhh

whats this

[snow zenith]

me like

[tame cairn]

dead island???

[winter yew]

Cyberpunk 2078

[tame cairn]

no way

[winter yew]

Oh fuck.

[tame cairn]

its dead island

YES

[winter yew]

It is too!

[tame cairn]

FINALLY

[winter yew]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-stewie-excited-happy-gitty-gif-4350508

[austere lance]

Why even bother making a new Dead Island when Dying Light exists

[tame cairn]

bc dead island is better

[austere lance]

Dying Light was literally Dead Island 2

[tame cairn]

and bc everyone has been waiting for it

i personally cant wait

[idle saffron]

Who is making it?

[winter yew]

Steve.

[tame cairn]

Fed 3rd

damn

release date

crazy

[winter yew]

No Steam lmao

Stadia first.

[idle saffron]

Lol

[winter yew]

Aight, I'll forget about it for another year.

[idle saffron]

Won't make me get stadia

Cant

[winter yew]

Oh?

Not even for Dead Island 2?

[idle saffron]

Lol nope

[winter yew]

Me either tbh.

[thorn dawn]

She's not selling it

[winter yew]

She probably nervous AF.

[thorn dawn]

Maybe if she says pulpy a few more times

[winter yew]

Game play right fucking now though.

Nice.

[thorn dawn]

gameplay looks good tho

[winter yew]

God I wish someone would do that to me. 😩

Just bust my window and pull my face off.

👌

[idle saffron]

Need to work on your euphemisms

That was terrible

[thorn dawn]

still no cyberpunk

[winter yew]

CDPR said expect nothing.

[thorn dawn]

did they?

[winter yew]

They got something happening on 28th IIRC.

[thorn dawn]

I mean

other than in general

[sleek cloud]

where's Half Life 3!!!

[idle saffron]

Open world Shadowrun

Give

[dry dirge]

what are you people talking about?

[winter yew]

Nothing you missed it. It's finished.

[idle saffron]

Other games and media

[dry dirge]

o k

[silver sparrow]

games and other media

[sleek cloud]

missed it too because at work :/

[idle saffron]

!gamescom

[stray flume]

https://youtu.be/kf0w41SfT6g

[thorn dawn]

https://github.com/JaycieErysdren/MarcLaidlaw-Epistle3/blob/master/Epistle3_Corrected.md

[silver sparrow]

i'm waiting for returnal to go on supersale tbh

and psvr2 @willow crypt 👀

[willow crypt]

sorry, forgot about it, i have a copy in my closet above the old stop watches and ribbons, will mail it to valve tomorrow so they can release it

[willow crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/serious-stare-headbob-gif-14679648

[dry dirge]

i think valve said the reason they haven't released hl3 yet is because they want technology to be better before they make it

[willow crypt]

Smoosh, 1st quarter 2023

[sleek cloud]

hurry, express delivery!

[willow crypt]

okay

[silver sparrow]

with the elite controller? 😛

[willow crypt]

elite MoTiOn controllers?!

[silver sparrow]

no just elite hand controller

[willow crypt]

i saw that elite controller. i never had a need for an elite controller

they look cool though

[silver sparrow]

you can pay $100 for other players to call you a cheater

[winter yew]

Very nice.

[willow crypt]

haha.

what time is gamescom?

[winter yew]

About an hour ago.

[sleek cloud]

tis all but ended

[willow crypt]

oh nice

[sleek cloud]

is it worth watching? i was going to catch up on it tomorrow

[quaint escarp]

the dualsense edge will prob be around $200

[dry dirge]

idk what that is, but it had nothing about tes6, right?

[willow crypt]

thats a lot of dollars

[thorn dawn]

ES6 is years out

[dry dirge]

i know but

[thorn dawn]

2025 if you're lucky

[dry dirge]

i can dream 😔

[willow crypt]

just lucid dream the entirety of ES6

[sleek cloud]

by then games will be £100 each

[thorn dawn]

On the PS5 Slim Pro

[quaint escarp]

es6 will be 2026 at the earliest its still in preproduction

[willow crypt]

i prefer the PS5.5 slim bro pro ultra light

[dry dirge]

i just kinda want confirmation that they like are working on it
and they don't just have the png for the logo

[willow crypt]

hand held console edition for living rooms

[willow crypt]

there is confirmation

[dry dirge]

xbox one x series x s one s

[willow crypt]

sxsxsxsxsxsx

whoops accidentally summoned a cat

[silver sparrow]

whaahaatt

[thorn dawn]

mad to think they announced it 4 years ago already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkFdqqyI8y4

2018

[willow crypt]

time

[snow zenith]

won't start production 'til after starfield is out

so

hurry up and wait

[cerulean kite]

@snow zenith teamwork

[snow zenith]

makes the dream work

Great pass!

[cerulean kite]

Nice shot!

[willow crypt]

What a Save!
What a Save!
What a Save!

[sleek cloud]

in all honesty, i'm kinda hyped for Starfield so it'll help fill that Bethesda void

[snow zenith]

If you wanna play today lmk

[snow zenith]

sameth

[willow crypt]

more interested in Bethesda's Sci-fi than their fantasy stuff

[thorn dawn]

I mean the definition of "start production" is a bit vague when you've used the same code base for 25 years

[snow zenith]

Been a longtime ES fan so I still like it

[snow zenith]

Ok true

y'know what i mean

[willow crypt]

concept art counts

[thorn dawn]

I know I know. Lots of cheese wheels to upscale

[cerulean kite]

got get the ray tracing workin right in the cheese holes

[snow zenith]

there's a bear fighting with some boars there

neat

[cerulean kite]

nature.

[willow crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/ray-charles-bla-bla-pff-singing-gif-13486879

ray is tracing

[thorn dawn]

what they don't show is the bear turning inside out and glitching into space

[cerulean kite]

is that where ray tracing comes from?

[willow crypt]

yeah

[cerulean kite]

wow TIL i learned

[willow crypt]

SMH my head msh

[snow zenith]

lmao zach

pls

[willow crypt]

im only here to be a jokester im sorry

[cerulean kite]

take me hooomee suburban roads, to a couch for a naaaap

[willow crypt]

and now i leave

[cerulean kite]

you cant leave, not allowed

[willow crypt]

pls

[snow zenith]

do not leave

sir man zach

must stay

[willow crypt]

okay will tape laptop to back on ma run

[snow zenith]

o

ok if it's for exercise you may go

[cerulean kite]

well like do that

[snow zenith]

run an extra half mile for me

[cerulean kite]

and an extra 10 for me

[snow zenith]

ohgod

[willow crypt]

whoa whoa whoa now

[cerulean kite]

i have a friend who does iron mans now and it doesnt seem like something humans should be doing

[willow crypt]

half marathons are HARD

[snow zenith]

I was about to suggest I'd swim extra for him next time I go swimming

tit for tat

[cerulean kite]

you swim like 3 miles, then you ride a bike like 110 miles, then you run a full marathon like

[willow crypt]

it's definitely empowering im sure

[snow zenith]

well you see

it's in the name

iron man

homo ferrum, not homo sapiens

makes sense

[cerulean kite]

iron is too dense for such a thing

too much weight to carry, youd sink!

sank sink!

[willow crypt]

flashback to boy strapping a weight to himself and jumping into the ocean in the movie Master and Commander

[snow zenith]

I just tried to help some Spartans fighting some Athenians in AC Odyssey

Only I'm using what amounts to a giant club

[willow crypt]

melee

[snow zenith]

no one survived

sorry

[willow crypt]

np

[cerulean kite]

i should do an art later

[willow crypt]

what kind

[cerulean kite]

acrylic

[silver sparrow]

oh

[snow zenith]

facts

[broken prairie]

ac 1 still has my favorite combat in ac games

[cerulean kite]

i saw a post today "The Wii U is a system of our time."

[snow zenith]

xd

sorry spartans, is good gear

[cerulean kite]

epic

[snow zenith]

Epic Gear Store

[winter yew]

Wii U was so fantastic that they only did a limited run.

[snow zenith]

what do you mean limited

Wii U is in every ambulance

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

[winter yew]

Oh FFS

[snow zenith]

sorry

I'll show myself out

xd

[winter yew]

Fuck sake rofl

That was very good.

👏👏👏

[cerulean kite]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-take-drink-laugh-funny-thats-gif-11859512

[tame cairn]

poor ac

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NeIA6IskvTo&feature=share

[visual snow]

wii u was in fact fantastic

[cerulean kite]

ive never played assassins creed or uncharted or god of war

[visual snow]

they released so many good games for it

[tame cairn]

crying atm

[winter yew]

I loved my Wii U tbh, they just really screwed up with marketing.

[cerulean kite]

i hear good things

[tame cairn]

theyre all good yes

[cerulean kite]

i watched the uncharted movie, that was pretty good

[tame cairn]

Uncharted is indiana jones

[tame cairn]

games are better

[visual snow]

same here.

[tame cairn]

but yeah

thats the premise

[cerulean kite]

SIKE

[tame cairn]

of the games

oh

[cerulean kite]

it was ok, but i heard it doesnt really carry the essence of the games

[visual snow]

i didnt like the movie

personally

[tame cairn]

i mean not really

[cerulean kite]

and that tom holland doesnt fit the nathan drake mold

[tame cairn]

just play the games honestly

nope

[cerulean kite]

nor wahlburger as sully

[tame cairn]

the nathan drake voice actor was in it as a cameo

that was neat

i caught that

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_WB5nzfYcTA&feature=share

[cerulean kite]

i think the uncharted demo i played when i was young felt like it held my hand too much so iwasnt really interested

i have to grind 35 more chaos levels in wonderlands, gdi

[snow zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/bow-bowing-michael-scott-steve-carell-the-office-gif-5632990

[snow zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/s̶̾̓t̸̑͠e̵̒̒ạ̸͌ľ̶̒t̶̋͝ḧ̴̛́-giggle-anime-gif-24896598

[thorn dawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MvzHGmwgvg

[winter yew]

What games are like NMS

[idle saffron]

None

[snow zenith]

Ehn Ehm Ass is a great game

[cerulean kite]

r/hmmm

jajajajaja

[sleek cloud]

Empyrion comes close-ish i guess

[dreamy zinc]

should still finish the show, think i stopped somewhere S 3-4

[broken prairie]

If you can afford a space shuttle u can siimulate nms

[dreamy zinc]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfYzrXmFN84

[snow zenith]

House of the Dragon's pretty good

(so far)

[dreamy zinc]

well GOT was great

exccept the last 2 seasons

or so i heared

[charred badge]

They jumped the dragonshark

[willow crypt]

did an extra .32 miles for ya

[snow zenith]

thankie <3

[willow crypt]

no problemo

[tame cairn]

yeah

lots of contradictions and just overall bad

but cool to look at ig?

[quaint escarp]

grrm wasnt consulted during the last 2 seasons from what ive heard and why it was so bad

[tame cairn]

no more books to continue off of i believe

[tame cairn]

probably why he wasnt

if i had to guess

wait does this go in memes?

[snow zenith]

lmao

[dreamy zinc]

So Ezio avenging his family is nothing

weird people

[tame cairn]

like fr

He likes valhalla because…

[dreamy zinc]

and i've actaully played Unity DLC not a while ago

[tame cairn]

Vikings and raiding

[dreamy zinc]

plays good

[tame cairn]

lmao

[tame cairn]

Also that

I’ve played it recently too

unplayable?

I replayed the story and DLC

[dreamy zinc]

Unity had its issues

[tame cairn]

for sure

all thats left is like normal ac bugs though

from what i got

[dreamy zinc]

but goddamn what Ubi tried there was quite nice tho

still feels like the most "realistic" game city i've ever seen to date

[quaint escarp]

ubisoft has gone to shit recently

well not recently

[tame cairn]

I dont understand how someone can say the new ac’s are good ac games

[charred badge]

Ikr

[tame cairn]

good games yeah..

to an extent

[quaint escarp]

the new acs are decent games

[tame cairn]

but not ac…

[quaint escarp]

but not assassins creed games

[charred badge]

Just looks at Deus Ex:IW

[tame cairn]

id be happier if odyssey was just called

Odyssey

not ac odyssey

[dreamy zinc]

Well its kinda like pirates

you sail

and raid

i mean black flag was fun

but...

can get tedious

[tame cairn]

Valhalla?

[dreamy zinc]

isnt valhala vikings?

so basically medieval pirates

[tame cairn]

yeah

lol

[quaint escarp]

new ac doesnt have the same parkour as older games

[tame cairn]

more like any parkour

lmao

just climbing

[dreamy zinc]

the any parkour started since Origins

[tame cairn]

sad times

[dreamy zinc]

i think

[tame cairn]

they had it so good in unity

[dreamy zinc]

or as it oddesy

[tame cairn]

no it was origins

[dreamy zinc]

yeah Unity parkour is fun

[tame cairn]

than they just abandoned it

completely

[quaint escarp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjUxGXf6jKo

[dreamy zinc]

combat also got better in Ac Unity

[tame cairn]

best parkour in the series

imo

also that

[dreamy zinc]

and then they abandoned it

[tame cairn]

it was so easy

older ones ^

unity was better

[quaint escarp]

i guess they removed it to make the game more casual friendly

[dreamy zinc]

casual frienly

like

AC is like the most casual game

[tame cairn]

the most casual thing i would do in AC is parkour around the city

thats gone now

horseback everywhere like every game

[dreamy zinc]

the only non casual and fun stuff in the older AC game was parkour puzzles

and that what most people liked

[quaint escarp]

wonder what new ac game will be

[dreamy zinc]

japan

i assume

[tame cairn]

not even excited

[quaint escarp]

i wish they had mainline asia

yeah

they had that 2.5d one

[tame cairn]

unless they revert to the old system

[dreamy zinc]

people been begging for that for ages

[quaint escarp]

but that wasnt real ac

[dreamy zinc]

i mean ill play valhalla eventually

but not now

[tame cairn]

they said they werent gonna do egypt and japan iirc

they did egypt

why not japan

[tame cairn]

i wouldnt bother

i mean unless you want to experience it

[dreamy zinc]

i like the ISU story

like fr

people hated it

[quaint escarp]

the new ac games dont really seem like assassin type games

[dreamy zinc]

i love it XD

[tame cairn]

I liked isu in the older ac games

now its completely isu

[dreamy zinc]

that the only good DLC in oddesy was Atlantis

that was fun 😉

[tame cairn]

didnt care to try that tbh

[dreamy zinc]

its nice tho

fun too

but if you dont like oddesy combat

i'd understand

[tame cairn]

i dont like most of it to be real

more like all of it

[dreamy zinc]

the combat these days is such a drag

[tame cairn]

ive beaten all the new ones

and wasted my time doing so

[dreamy zinc]

oh well

[tame cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/godfather-massacre-sad-gif-16810633

[dreamy zinc]

anyway gotta sleep

[quaint escarp]

ive been trying games in ultrawide

[dreamy zinc]

not many support it tho

[quaint escarp]

the single player games ive played have

[dreamy zinc]

Im sure it looks nice

I wonder, Crysis 3 on ultrawide

[quaint escarp]

games in ultrawide feels more immersive

[dry dirge]

i can't wait till 2030 when eso finishes installing... for the second time

[dry copper]

Yay! (spiderman spoiler)

[dry copper]

Isu the asshole gods?

[dry dirge]

||um, who is that?||

[dry copper]

||She "died" in the main story minus the dlc||

[dry dirge]

||yeah, who "died"||

[tame cairn]

||Black Cat||

||aka marvel’s catwoman||

[dry dirge]

ok, thanks

[dry copper]

Might finish the game tonight

[dry dirge]

i think i'll get spiderman, looks fun

[full magnet]

Spider-Man is always a good pick

[dry dirge]

probably wait till it goes on sale though

[full magnet]

Howd you like death stranding?

[dry dirge]

oh, i liked it

didn't play much though

very relaxing

[full magnet]

keep playing

[dry copper]

Think I just got the last suit available...

[dry copper]

All done. Got every achievement but 2.

Complete the game on ultimate difficulty and complete new game +

Incidentally the two rarest achievements in the game because nobody wants to play the game twice

[austere lance]

Ouch, lol

[dry copper]

Great game. A little taxing with the repetitive missions, but the story was good over all. Could've avoided most of the repetition by just never doing achievements

Prob would've cut the game in half though duration wise

Noticed a significant portion of the game was padded with those collectables and achievements

(though I suppose it might be possible to finish a story without 100%)

[full magnet]

Is that spiderman ps4 or miles?

ps4 was my first ever platinum

[shy dome]

How do you get that one?
It looks sick!

[shy dome]

Is your head on fire?

[full magnet]

I think the ability is like a huge explosion around you

I used the underwear suit

then skill i used 1 hit kills

[austere lance]

It's the Ghost Rider Spider-Man suit, so yes 😆

[austere lance]

https://youtu.be/k5mX3NkA7jM

[full magnet]

Ghost rider should either return or be remade

Nic cage ghost rider would be so funny in the current universe

[thorn dawn]

Weird, this evenings gamescom stream is half the length but has double the games

roughly 1 minute 12 seconds per game if eurogamer is to be believed

owait

that's not the end time that's the start time in CEST

[balmy plaza]

So hyped for lightfall

[torpid lynx]

Same

[sturdy pendant]

Rained a bit overnight.

[sleek cloud]

just a bit

[cerulean kite]

at least you have bus sized gondolas

[wispy rapids]

Squad wipe

[cerulean kite]

you really took ad... Vantage of the situation

[wispy rapids]

I heard that in Wattson's voice lol

[jaunty pelican]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5sE-Vcm3wU

this is how i imagine the BLAME! manga to sound

[cerulean kite]

omg that could totally be a corny wattson voiceline lol

[snow zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/wilk-z-wall-street-the-wolf-of-wall-street-laugh-lmao-ha-ha-ha-gif-22086762

[cerulean kite]

thanks (btw the name of the character Gambit is using is Vantage)

[snow zenith]

ye I

I figured

[snow zenith]

cute dino thingy

[cerulean kite]

oh true i forgot you have the smart

[snow zenith]

I have the brains yes

Sometimes

[cerulean kite]

fauna of borderlands?

[idle saffron]

Yeah, 3

[cerulean kite]

some sort of skag?

[idle saffron]

No

Lol

Oh sorry

It's a grog

That's a specific quest one

[cerulean kite]

gdi i need to replay wonderlands just to see pookie again why didnt i get pics what an idiot

once i do a side mission where a cute pet you can actually pet is involved, leave the pettable pet in the game!

[snow zenith]

gdi

[thorn dawn]

oh damn

cdpr uploaded DLC to steam

https://steamdb.info/depot/2060310/

Became visible a few hours ago

https://steamdb.info/app/1091500/history/?changeid=15825565

[snow zenith]

Dee El Cid

[thorn dawn]

Rumours circulating that they might have a slot on the xbox stream tomorrow

[lilac fable]

This game makes quite a few games look really bad https://store.steampowered.com/app/1933840/Moon_Mystery/

Steam

Moon Mystery

All of us know that people landed on the moon in 1969. Not everybody is aware that we landed there 5 more times. You play as an astronaut. You will discover the biggest mystery of humanity. You will find out why people came back to the moon. Gameplay features:• Conversations with moon station AI• Solving puzzles• Driving moon rover• Controlling ...

Release Date

2023

▶ Play video

[idle saffron]

Cool

[snow zenith]

combat in this game very satisfying

[dry dirge]

they are updating CP2077?

[snow zenith]

Nikolaos speaks to me

[broken prairie]

definetly saw 2 c's and 1 o

[snow zenith]

I need him

[dry dirge]

wait, is this AC or shadow of war/mordor?

[snow zenith]

Yea it's kind of a Nemesis-type system

Just not really because that's patented

[dry copper]

Suit is obtained after level 37. It's not so much that it's end game as its price means if you get every other suit before it, can't afford to until you get more crime tokens in DLC. The final suit is really just the spiderverse suit that looks like the normal spiderman outfit, but more flat colors.

[snow zenith]

Kassssss

[cerulean kite]

spiddar maaaan spiddar man

[snow zenith]

AM I NOT FABULOUS

https://tenor.com/view/rainbow-unicorn-caticorn-cat-unicorn-taylor-swift-gif-15475737

[dry copper]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-kitty-calico-cat-gif-16790390

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cats-calico-game-calico-cat-game-mittens-gif-20104890

I got this game for free

I can't remember where.

Epic maybe

[dry copper]

I wish those war scenes were more war like and less organized

[snow zenith]

same

but they're fun

seeing hoplites not forming a phalanx irks me

[dry copper]

"WHERE WERE YOU BORN!!, TROY!?

Talk about drama. That Trojan War...amirite

[snow zenith]

rofl

[thorn dawn]

Did I miss anything fun?

OCD simulator?

[cerulean kite]

yeah wait about what?

[thorn dawn]

future games show

they showed a game where you have to organise e.g. a drawer of pencils, or a desk

and occasionally a cat comes and ruins it

[cerulean kite]

stray 2: everything astray

[charred badge]

reminds me of https://mana.fandom.com/wiki/Niccolo_(Legend_of_Mana)

[jade rampart]

why is it always a traveling salesman

[dry copper]

Because

[tame cairn]

almost like ubisoft didnt care anymore

[dry copper]

ubisoft isn't a person

[tame cairn]

the ac team

also ubisoft

looking over it

[dry copper]

Ubisoft Montreal is one of the best teams of the entire company

[tame cairn]

yeah..

[dry dirge]

ubisoft: the en-ubisoftting

[tame cairn]

i can see how well they did

lol

[dry copper]

Sold over 10 million copies. very positive ratings with over 100k reviews on steam...

[tame cairn]

good game

[austere lance]

Odyssey is gud, if you want "Odyssey with less filler on a smaller scale" I recommend Immortals: Fenyx Rising

[tame cairn]

didnt say it wasnt, just not as good

[cerulean kite]

Ubisoft fake-france, best game dev

[tame cairn]

as say any battle in ac3

[tame cairn]

what odyssey shouldve been

[dry dirge]

my favorite AC is unity

[tame cairn]

ye its good

besides the bugs it had

[dry copper]

I don't have a favorite. I have a least favorite...but that's a direct result of changing technologies which bar my appreciation of early AC

[dry dirge]

i've only um ever played unity

[austere lance]

AC Brotherhood and Origins are my favorites, tho I had a good amount of fun with Syndicate

[tame cairn]

My least favorite is probably…

[dry copper]

I used to love earlier AC, but returned to them recently and found them horse shit

[tame cairn]

Valhalla

[austere lance]

Fuck Valhalla

[tame cairn]

yeah

it sucks

[dry copper]

I tried. There's no mod for that

[austere lance]

Literally the worst sound quality I've heard in a game

[tame cairn]

and just a bad story

[dry copper]

You haven't played Dark and Light?

[tame cairn]

imo

its not good

cool place tho

i like england a lot

[dry copper]

Or better yet, play Craftopia if you want shit sound quality

[dry dirge]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[austere lance]

I played Craftopia, Valhalla is worse

[dry copper]

I heard they still have asset audios in place of sound fx

[tame cairn]

lol

[willow crypt]

worst game name ever. craftopia

[tame cairn]

Origins is good though

[dry dirge]

craftopia? more like CRAPtopia

[dry dirge]

i haven't played it

[austere lance]

God I love Bayek so much 😌

[tame cairn]

its the most acceptable imo

not only the beginning of the creed but

egypt

[austere lance]

Bayek is my favorite Assassin after Ezio

[dry copper]

Bayek is too busy and single minded for my liking

[austere lance]

Well yeah

[willow crypt]

that water looks really smooth i wanna drink it

[dry copper]

Bayek is a "do not date" to me

[austere lance]

You would be too if you went through the shit he did

[tame cairn]

i mean..

[dry copper]

Dude killed his own kid.

Then blamed others

[austere lance]

He didn't do it on purpose

[dry copper]

Didn't stop him from blaming

[dry dirge]

watching people talk about a game i haven't played is

[tame cairn]

because they did it?

[dry dirge]

[tame cairn]

not him?

wdym

he killed him yes, but the others did that, set it all up etc

[austere lance]

He hated himself for killing his kid but he was tricked, and he knows that but can't get over it. His wife forgave him, at least

Aya, my queen 😌

[dry dirge]

Whoops!
kills a child

[tame cairn]

exactly!

no it didnt go like that though lol

[austere lance]

He tried to stab an evil priest and the priest dodged so he got his son instead

[dry dirge]

oh

well thats not so bad

[tame cairn]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=n_NvjEwvX3A&feature=share

the priest literally ||moved bayek to hit his son||

[dry dirge]

probably shoulda spoiler tagged that

[tame cairn]

its early

its fiiine

its what the story is ab

[dry dirge]

o ok

[dry copper]

Not a very difficult task to move. One of those unintended consequences of not wanting to be stabbed

[tame cairn]

yes bc he wanted to stab his son

lol

right

[austere lance]

His intro is 😫
https://youtu.be/u94KgzdWDYs

[dry copper]

The blame game is easier to play when there are clear villains.

[austere lance]

Bayek has revenge on his mind and I'm here for it, lol

[dry copper]

Like a rap song

[tame cairn]

i mean shit i think i would to

[dry copper]

Can't blame him for losing his mind.

[austere lance]

He's scary as hell but also incredibly kind to strangers, that's why I like him

He's like Egyptian Batman, lol

[tame cairn]

hes literally a medjay

thats what he does

help people

[dry copper]

Regardless of the circumstances, there are instances I am sure in anyones life they'd freely give up their mental faculties for rage

[cerulean kite]

anyone can be driven to madness

[dry copper]

Bayeks rage though is a little more....controlled

and long lasting

[tame cairn]

especially if youre basically forced into killing your son..

[cerulean kite]

how very biblical

[tame cairn]

i would like one big city again like unity

[austere lance]

Bayek gets some peace and purpose at the end of the main story and in the Hidden Ones DLC, thankfully

[dry copper]

Even a not big city is good if it's designed well

[cerulean kite]

assassins creed 1970s new york city

[dry copper]

I enjoyed Syndicate

[tame cairn]

i mean if theyre doing japan

[dry copper]

Tokyo

[tame cairn]

they should just do tokyo

for sure

[cerulean kite]

now thats a city

[austere lance]

@tame cairn Ezio's voice actor posted a pic on his Twitter of him outside the Ubi Montreal office 👀

[tame cairn]

id like that

[tame cairn]

i saw

[cerulean kite]

someone should just make a game where its open world tokyo, you can do anything

[tame cairn]

REMASTER??

remake?

orr…

new?

[dry copper]

Welcome to Tokyo where your AC lair is literally a love motel because they don't make any money and can't afford more space

[tame cairn]

lol

i mean in the first ac’s all you had was a van

and caves

well besides abstergo

[cerulean kite]

a van in sumeria?

[dry copper]

Sounds like far cry 2

[austere lance]

They should have done a proper game set in China after the Ezio trilogy, because they literally made an animated short film about an old Ezio teaching a Chinese Assassin girl how to do what he did in Brotherhood and Revelations

[tame cairn]

dope

i like connor

[austere lance]

https://youtu.be/VZ6lIW9Ls30

[dry copper]

I hated that dude you play in the templars. I can't even bring myself to play it

[austere lance]

She would have been a cool as fuck protagonist

[dry copper]

Who wants to play as Bowser?

[austere lance]

AC Rogue? Or the dad in AC 3

[dry copper]

Rogue

[tame cairn]

damn

[austere lance]

Ah, Shay

Shay was iffy at the start but I heard he gets better later

[tame cairn]

some of peoples favorite

[dry copper]

The story is the only reason I like the game at all...and it didn't look like a redemption arc for me, worth playing

[cerulean kite]

the chick from game of thrones?

[tame cairn]

lol

[snow zenith]

This game very pretty

[dry copper]

Is that Hello Kitty Online?

[snow zenith]

Yes

with spears

[tame cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/shaycormac-assassins-creed-video-game-gif-11337994

[dry copper]

Extra Hello

[austere lance]

Kassandra>Alexios or whatever his name is

[cerulean kite]

lol, "youre a child soldier now, glhf lmao"

[dry copper]

Hello with an O

[snow zenith]

The only thing that bothers me with Kass is that she can't really wear bulky armours without looking a little silly lol

But she's the better of the two by far

[tame cairn]

well…

[austere lance]

The funny dude armors with massive pecs on them look hilarious on her 😆

I always have her wearing the Wonder Woman set tbh

[snow zenith]

Got her in this silver/gold get up and she looks great

Just can't be too bulky

[tame cairn]

she definitey doesnt have a body to wear bulky armor

so i see why

[austere lance]

Wonder Woman set>

[dry copper]

Greatest armor in the game imo

Glooooooooooooows

[snow zenith]

yea i'm not

wearing that

looks cool just

out of place

[tame cairn]

very much so

rip ac

“but its isu”

[snow zenith]

not really sure why the shins are so bright here, but wack cave lighting ig

[dry dirge]

isu?

[tame cairn]

an anciet civilization

since the beginning of ac

[dry dirge]

oh, righy

[dry copper]

+125% Assassin Damage
+270% Crit dmg when low on health
+25% Sword Damage
+50% Crit damage overall

[dry dirge]

idk why but i watched a plot synopsis of AC a while ago

[tame cairn]

bc good story

[dry copper]

Bounces all over time

[snow zenith]

looks better here, cave lighting wack

[dry copper]

Kass always looks like a B grade actor in an A grade role.

[tame cairn]

thats the point i believe

[snow zenith]

eh?

[dry copper]

It is

[snow zenith]

she's an amazing actress

[dry copper]

Makes her more human

It's her hair and demeanor not her voice acting

But mostly her hair, wtf

[snow zenith]

I love her hair :(

cute braid

[dry dirge]

whats wrong with the hair?

[dry copper]

omgerd there are hair mods

The hair is too perfect. Shit she's been through, I expect some disheveling

[snow zenith]

shit forgot there was a modern day thing in this

ew

[dry dirge]

is nice hair 😦

[dry dirge]

ellen degeneres???

[charred badge]

do they still use a framing narrative? wow

[snow zenith]

not as bad as before

they mostly stopped trying to ram modern day sessions, it's just some scenes to advance the plot

[charred badge]

interesting

I wouldn't call it "bad" to have a framing narrative

[tame cairn]

nobody cared for modern day after desmond

died

thats why they did first person

[charred badge]

well, yeah. Because they turned it into an in-universe ||video game||

[tame cairn]

now they have a new character in modern day

for the new ones

and i dont even remember anything from the new modern day stuff

[charred badge]

I don't see any SIAPI in the steam version of GW2. Not sure whether I'm relieved or disappointed

[dry dirge]

SIAPI?

[snow zenith]

SIAPI

[idle saffron]

Steam Input

[dry dirge]

oh, ok

[idle saffron]

It's what they use so that basically any controller you can connect to a PC will be supported

[snow zenith]

SIAPIII

[charred badge]

yeah, sorry. It's their xinput+ conversion layer, which has a lot of issues

mostly when it locks inputs in the game to only work through that

I spend a lot of time on the steam controller discord, lol

[dry dirge]

i'm torn between gw2 and eso

i like gw2 more, but my friend is online eso more often

[cerulean kite]

i thought playstation just announced they were makin a more PC compatible controller

but it seems like its just a fancier version of the current controller

https://www.pcgamer.com/playstation-announces-its-own-xbox-elite-controller-rival/

[idle saffron]

The tagline is silly

Elite controller rival...Not unless I can use it on my Xbox

Doubtful

[cerulean kite]

yeah i dont know why thats how its being reported, two things that have different uses cant compete

[idle saffron]

Neat though

[cerulean kite]

@idle saffron how far r u in wonderlands

[dry dirge]

the regular controller but: it has two extra buttons

[cerulean kite]

the two button PLC

[idle saffron]

I was gonna get knighted, but uh - yeah

[cerulean kite]

purchasable L-word content

[cerulean kite]

what happened?

ohhhh

[idle saffron]

Lol

[dry dirge]

wonderlands? the borderlands spinoff?

[idle saffron]

Yeah

[cerulean kite]

right right right, so early on then

[idle saffron]

Yep

Level 10 or something

[cerulean kite]

well we could play like uhh coop sometime u know if interested. i could make a new character

you know what class?

[dry dirge]

how much swearing and vulgar language in wonderlands? i want to play it with my friend but they are really against that

[idle saffron]

Yeah, Spore Warden, is that right?

[cerulean kite]

yup yup

thats one

[idle saffron]

Giant elf ears

[cerulean kite]

i prob have legendaries i could give you for when you are higher lvl

[idle saffron]

Not much so far, more innuendo than actual vulgarity

[dry dirge]

nice, good to hear

[cerulean kite]

so wonderlands is Teen i think, its toned down

i dont know if theres any swearing actually

[dry dirge]

it looks really fun

[cerulean kite]

whenever mr torgue talks all the swears become funny bleeps

[idle saffron]

Lol

[cerulean kite]

or like guitar sounds or something

@dry dirge it is incredibly fun and not a lot of swears, so i recommend it

[quaint escarp]

im in the beginning of the game and it feels like borderlands

[idle saffron]

My shift name is SingularGleam @cerulean kite

[cerulean kite]

okie doke ill add u later

[idle saffron]

Cool

[idle saffron]

It is, fantasy skinned

[dry dirge]

common sense media really love those goblins 😦

[quaint escarp]

fav part of bl2 was the dnd dlc

[cerulean kite]

assault on dragon keep

once you get more into the melee and spells itll feel a bit different

[dry dirge]

i played assault on dragon keep, didn't finish it but i liked the critical fail quest

[quaint escarp]

im a blightcaller

which is one of the new classes

[cerulean kite]

oh did u get the ultimate edition with all the DLC? or did they release that for everyone?

[quaint escarp]

i got the ult

gmg has it for $60

[cerulean kite]

i switched to blightcaller for my secondary class and i really like it so far, the totems are great and really versatile

[quaint escarp]

wait i meant humble

[cerulean kite]

my main class is clawbringer, secondary up until recently was graveborn

[dry dirge]

if the game ever goes on sale, i'll be sure to get it

looks real fun

[quaint escarp]

one dumb thing i wish they had is character presets, like custom ones u can save for faces

i mean its on sale for $40ish

[cerulean kite]

i thought there was a randomize option

[dry dirge]

well um

beeger sale

[quaint escarp]

theres a randomize but i want to save my own

[cerulean kite]

ohhh right right, save slots for faces

or character designs

[dry dirge]

oh, and is the combat pure shoot-shoot-bang-bang, or is there a bit of strategy?

even a tiny bit

[quaint escarp]

i mean its a borderlands type game

its mostly all shoot shoot bang bang

[cerulean kite]

its prettyyy shootshootbangbang

[dry dirge]

thats a bit of a shame

but it would still be good if i want to turn my brain off

[cerulean kite]

theres some strategy in so much as weapon mix for elemental damage etc, like, there's strategy to character builds

but not the gameplay

[quaint escarp]

need more character customization

why cant i have blue hair

[cerulean kite]

you will be able to eventually

[quaint escarp]

unless its unlocked

ah

smh

[cerulean kite]

theres a lot of things to unlock customization wise

they drop from enemies as is tradition, they look like lil purses and will have a yellow indicator

there are even head pieces you get i think? ill look later

[winter yew]

Meanwhile, in destiny 2...

[cerulean kite]

wow the witch queen

[winter yew]

https://tenor.com/view/zavala-destiny2-fortnite-22100-vortex22100-gif-26547557

[cerulean kite]

me in the club

[willow crypt]

me at the pub

[cerulean kite]

the pub club

[tame cairn]

oh god.

why

[winter yew]

I want to jump into a deep fryer

[dry copper]

This is how you get got

[winter yew]

What?

[dry copper]

This

[shy dome]

Multiclassing Sporewarden and Blightcaller.

[shy dome]

https://tenor.com/view/gagging-gag-gross-jim-carrey-gif-13338718

[austere lance]

https://youtu.be/PKP18vFW83A

[thorn dawn]

such a terrible name

[austere lance]

Why, lol

It's Pinocchio

[thorn dawn]

cause I declare it to be so

[dry copper]

Prepare to blow your load on this PSU testbed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3x28s61q3c