no-mans-sky

[cedar badger]

With the right heat, humidity, ect ect everything melts

[smoky path]

To be fair, have we tried refining babies… in the game?

[little willow]

finally, something thats fucking true

[halcyon tide]

this?

[desert sun]

Uhh what?

[gaunt finch]

Time to make a giant shit farm

[halcyon tide]

hi jorb

[naive mist]

Yes

[safe tendon]

Hello there Soup

[tame lava]

wtf

huuuh?!

lmao

[smoky path]

Good find

[tribal condor]

Oh mb for being a noob but how do i get aquatic landing on my ship?

The convergence Is more evil than the first spawn bro

[gaunt finch]

Also

U make gold out of blood and shit

[halcyon tide]

five hundred cigarettes nanites

[cedar badger]

May need breakdown assistance to separate elements that would be binding and prevent melting, but those bonds can be broken by various means

[safe tendon]

Unlock a blueprint on the space anomaly

Starship research npc

[desert sun]

One of my squid says it has a ridged skeleton

[tribal condor]

ah, i see thx

[rustic rampart]

er. some of my quests have restarted

ive completed these

[desert sun]

A squid with a skeleton

Wait wrong message

[smoky path]

No need to apologize… it’s all new to you

[gaunt finch]

Can u even complete these

[tribal condor]

lol

[naive mist]

Yep. And discovery tab says only 3.5m 174kg XDDDDDDDDD

[cedar badger]

Korvax melt easier than Gek apparently

[tribal condor]

i have 65 hours, but i mostly explor rather than do the RPG part

[autumn onyx]

I HATE THESE QUESTS

[desert sun]

Why you apologizing you don't know, we help

[autumn onyx]

PLS SOMEONE

MAKE THEM GO AWAY

[rustic rampart]

dreams of the deep is completable,

[smoky path]

That’s normal

[little willow]

im sorry can you repeat that ive tried reading it like 3 times now

[safe tendon]

Wait, faecium can be refined to nanites with hexite too

[lethal adder]

Oh I have hexite. Was gonna throw it out

[gaunt finch]

Whats someones shit

Is others treasure

[lethal adder]

Then it’s not the original item and hence did not melt

[harsh lance]

time to getbnanites in real life🚽

[halcyon tide]

DR EGGMAN

[gaunt finch]

" Nms is a PG-13 game "

refining gold out of sentinel blood snd shit

[halcyon tide]

pg-13 is for movies

[smoky path]

It’s all about the marketing

[unreal crystal]

Morning Interlopers

[gaunt finch]

Grah

[gaunt finch]

Thats more disguting than a hive city

[halcyon tide]

@cedar badger have you ever tried melting wood? 👀
every time i do i end up burning something down

[desert sun]

Morning

[gaunt finch]

Ok nvm I take it back

[desert sun]

It's 8 minutes left of morning for me

[icy void]

but the game won't let me turn wild yeast and wheat into beer smh

[halcyon tide]

i missed the o and pressed l
now it refuses to accept the edit 💀

[safe tendon]

You are cooking it for too long

[gaunt finch]

Cant scrap living ship

Can kill a whole fleet

[silver adder]

i didn't even rename it i cannot make this up

[rustic rampart]

fastest one is hadal cores i think

[smoky path]

If poop can become gold in NMS, does that mean you feel golden?

[halcyon tide]

nvm my client was slow

[halcyon tide]

💀

that explains it

[safe tendon]

But it doesn't use faecium

[icy void]

although they did let me make edibles with their legally distinct Not Weed nipnip

[gaunt finch]

Give me the glyphs for this lmfao

[rustic rampart]

turning shit into nanites

[gaunt finch]

I HAVE to add this to my wonders

[halcyon tide]

[cedar badger]

Depends on the wood

[sharp raft]

that... tthatt's not rightt.

[smoky path]

Who sharded my moon?

[halcyon tide]

there's liquid wood?

[cedar badger]

Complex things like any carbon based life are hard to melt.

[halcyon tide]

||quit showing us your pihnis||

[safe tendon]

[halcyon tide]

man i gotta stop missing the reply button

[cedar badger]

At extreme heat, somewhat, but not all components will be present

[halcyon tide]

oh

[little willow]

and a very specific pressure*

you cant do it on earths atmosphere*

[cedar badger]

SOME compounds simply don't melt and will instead burn and break into different elements

[lethal adder]

The wrong science is making me seethe. I’m stepping away

[cedar badger]

Biofuel furnaces somewhat melt it, although not perfectly

[icy void]

you might be able to melt wood assuming you remove all the oxygen

so it can't burn

[viral wolf]

[smoky path]

All this talk of melting and no mom jokes. I’m proud of us!

[silver adder]

i was looking for a good nanite farm planet and couldn't have gotten more lucky

[halcyon tide]

lol

[gaunt finch]

What galaxy

[silver adder]

Hansolmein 112

[lethal adder]

Your mamma so big WP1 changed her biome

[halcyon tide]

god damn

[smoky path]

That’s a demerit

[round tulip]

I made another visual recipe chart for Interstellar Fancy this time! +328% Jetpack Boost through the Nutrient Ingester #nms-media message

[gaunt finch]

AW

[placid path]

B a l l s

[halcyon tide]

BALLS

[gaunt finch]

I cant visit the pihnis

[halcyon tide]

@random arrow you love balls

[cedar badger]

In the end, to truly melt it would alter it enough that its simply not the same as melting wood

[silver adder]

[icy void]

true 😔

[fresh stag]

hello fellas

[cedar badger]

Too many elements would be separated for it to truly count as melting it

[smoky path]

Who doesn’t?

[fresh stag]

im rich in nanites

1.2K

[naive mist]

Sweet home thalassophobia

[fresh stag]

[halcyon tide]

lmao

[gaunt finch]

Cursed progen names list :

Commander Fak
Mission Agent Fuk
Warrior War
Guard Ing
Mission Agent Perv
Pihnis

[silver adder]

i put so many mods on the boltcaster it drops my FPS by 10 each time i shoot it

[spiral pivot]

Found a system with three tropical planets and an exotic ship.

[fresh stag]

what so funny

[halcyon tide]

1.2k is like
two upgrades

[placid path]

Without discount
lol

[gaunt finch]

Brother , I have a minotaur and guns

I aint the one scared here

[halcyon tide]

yeah

[fresh stag]

[desert sun]

I have 200 k

[fresh stag]

hacker how did you get allat

[halcyon tide]

the real ones have 4.29 billion

[random arrow]

I have pet balls

[smoky path]

Buts it’s ok if you are

[lethal adder]

When I get below 90k nanites I start to sweat

[halcyon tide]

bro got good

[steep tendon]

It's not that hard to convert units to nanites

[gaunt finch]

Bro nms is such a vegan friendly game

YOU CAN GROW MEAT ON PLANTS

[random arrow]

look at my pet balls

[viral wolf]

That looks super nice and detailed. Love it.

[gaunt finch]

BALLS

[halcyon tide]

sentinel hunting too
genocide = nanites

[cedar badger]

I have 10k but I build alotta ships so to me, I'm broke

[random arrow]

ball hours

[fresh stag]

WHAT

[silver adder]

the counsel (tm)

[smoky path]

That’s an army of balls

[placid path]

The fact that you aren't wrong tho pisses me off, lmao

[desert sun]

Buy sus tech from pirate station, open, sell at station tech vendor, profit

[fresh stag]

how

[chrome rock]

This bug that makes it so you can't drop an exocraft got so much worse since last patch

[steep tendon]

I do it by going to a pirate system, buying suspicious arms and tech packets, opening them and then selling what I get for nanites

[random arrow]

the most dangerous predators in the galaxy

[placid path]

How the hell did I not think of that?!

[gaunt finch]

You can grow meat on plants and shit on plants

[jovial minnow]

Weird fact about me is that I absolutely love the feeling of exploring over deep areas of unknown, but irl I am still terrified of pool drains because of how they look, feel, and sound underwater. Not to mention the things that have happened to people pre-2007 laws in the states, however my phobia started way before I even knew about any accidents related to pool drains. It's literally just how they look, sound and feel.

But yeah no, my brain just doesn't operate the same as other people when it comes to things that 'should' make me nervous.

[lethal adder]

looks at name

[halcyon tide]

the big balls are dangerous predators

[random arrow]

fear the ultra balls

[fresh stag]

I can never find a pirate system

[smoky path]

Because your name

[random arrow]

far more dangerous than the small balls

[placid path]

I blame, uhhhhh...
Gleam

[random arrow]

the small balls, they just watch

[smoky path]

Can’t steal that

[silver adder]

each living building drops one of these and they redeem for around 50 nanites each

[desert sun]

Why them?

[halcyon tide]

why would you kill them?

[lethal adder]

Always blame gleam

[silver adder]

Turok

[placid path]

Some1 insert the blame gleam emote please

[jovial minnow]

Vy'kman: "Officer Balls."
The Gekler laughing in the background.

[desert sun]

And they make a fun big explosion

[halcyon tide]

[placid path]

Thamkz, gek

[gaunt finch]

So ...........

Does mechafauna shit

[jovial minnow]

Yes.

[silver adder]

their nanites will help me build my staff to S class

[placid path]

I won't launch u to space with a Fatman this time
Deal?

[plucky yew]

i guess it does

and it lays eggs somehow

how does every animal in no mans sky lay eggs tho

[smoky path]

Giant eggs

[round tulip]

Thank you! 😊

[random arrow]

the holy ball station, and the archball

[placid path]

You're telling me
Have u seen the plant-fauna?

[harsh lance]

my new ship is basically a moving truck

[plucky yew]

no..?

[smoky path]

We get it. You worship balls.

[random arrow]

they use mitosis

[jovial minnow]

Not as funny as the planet I found yesterday, but the name for this ATLAS Interface made me giggle for some reason.

[random arrow]

not entirely

I defend them against attackers

[placid path]

Some1 send this person an image of plant fauna

[random arrow]

I am the holy ball paladin

[tame lava]

drowning sock

[smoky path]

Sentinel detected

[halcyon tide]

we gotta save the sock

[random arrow]

drowning sock 9

[jovial minnow]

Find the other 8.

[halcyon tide]

there were 8 more???

[harsh lance]

aka a burlap sack

[random arrow]

where is drowning sock 8

[jovial minnow]

Or even 7?

[halcyon tide]

the first one is probably dead

[random arrow]

why are there only 9 socks

[placid path]

Why is the sock drowning?

[golden shale]

Why is the planet drowning

is it stupid

[random arrow]

good we had to even it our

out

yes

[candid lantern]

lolol

[random arrow]

It's a planet that drowns you, obviously

[jovial minnow]

We don't talk about what happened on drowning sock VI...

[plucky yew]

does the “IX” at the end of the name imply the existence of infinite socks?

[desert sun]

This man wonders what's happening

[silver adder]

my favorite NMS bug right now

[random arrow]

My father told stories of the horrors there

[smoky path]

It’s where missing socks go

[placid path]

This image needs to be archived, lmao

[desert sun]

YES lol it's so funny

[plucky yew]

“yo who tf actually named that”

[random arrow]

sock hell

[tribal condor]

Update when

[random arrow]

yesteryear

yea

[viral wolf]

[desert sun]

Those graphics...

[harsh lance]

i once found an autophage called gek

[smoky path]

Checkmate vegans

[random arrow]

the plants are uwuing

[plucky yew]

ah- oh.

[placid path]

Did they have a synth-gek head?

[safe tendon]

Go see some

[random arrow]

all the plants

[plucky yew]

and that is supposed to lay eggs?

[desert sun]

Lol! I once had a hauler from a vy'keen system called the doom of the vy'keen

[random arrow]

it's mitosis

they multiply

[placid path]

Every fauna is capable of laying eggs

Somehow

[harsh lance]

put this on facebook and nms will be in a subreddit about ai

[placid path]

Well
Every tamable fauna

[plucky yew]

spaec majikcz

[viral wolf]

lol

[placid path]

REAL
lmao

[random arrow]

where does it lay egg from

[viral wolf]

Tear glands

[smoky path]

Everything is platypus adjacent in this game

[plucky yew]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[random arrow]

o h

[placid path]

I don't even wanna imagine how

[plucky yew]

there are some questions that have to remain unanswered

[random arrow]

this one probably vomits them

[viral wolf]

||glands||

[random arrow]

for science

[placid path]

W h y ?

[desert sun]

Scrat!

[plucky yew]

how does lay eggs tho

[fickle flower]

Eyes are holes. I hope this helps

[viral wolf]

For science

[random arrow]

he uh

he also vomits then

[near dust]

CROSS-SAVE! NOW!

[random arrow]

through his eyes

[near dust]

WHERE?!

[random arrow]

no

[placid path]

I'm unplugging your ethernet cable, korvax

[plucky yew]

NO- NOT THE DISCONNECTIO—

[viral wolf]

Okay. I will use wife.

Wife

WIFE

MORHER

[random arrow]

if there's a hole it works

[fickle flower]

Wife

[placid path]

LOL

[desert sun]

Disconnecting him from korvax prime

[viral wolf]

WI-FI

MOTHER OF GOD!

[smoky path]

Does she know?

[random arrow]

use your wife as internet

[plucky yew]

wife :hehe:

[desert sun]

Ok that makes much more sense

[viral wolf]

I am unmarried

[placid path]

Korvax malfunctioned after disconnected the ethernet cable
S u f f e r

[random arrow]

strap her to the roof like a satellite dish

[halcyon tide]

you'll use your wife as a cable?

[random arrow]

now you are because she got struck by lightning

[hardy tendon]

M o r h e r

[viral wolf]

Wi-fi.

[viral wolf]

On grah! Stahp.

[smoky path]

Now that you sacrificed your wife for internet

[viral wolf]

[random arrow]

Wives don't make good cables

[plucky yew]

wife

[lethal adder]

Booli Mythos time

[placid path]

I'm sorry to tell you, but this'll end up recorded for life in the archives
Hell, we'll even build a giant archive tower just to archive that moment

[viral wolf]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am wheezing here

[halcyon tide]

myphos wife

[viral wolf]

Hahahahahaha!

Lmfao! I can’t even.

[random arrow]

the mythos archive

[placid path]

Now all korvax, gek, vy'keen, autophage, and traveller kind will know

[desert sun]

I'm taking this

[smoky path]

Husband kills wife for internet. News at 11.

[placid path]

PFFT

[random arrow]

I'm on a streak at this point

[rustic rampart]

have you tried it?

[lethal adder]

That’s because you are odd

[random arrow]

Florida man straps wife to television satellite in attempt to gain better signal

[desert sun]

I'm laughing so hard and no one around me understands

[viral wolf]

Ooh! I like.

[tame lava]

kelp forest

[harsh lance]

how do you find mechanocharis or wtvr they're called

[random arrow]

yea that's why I don't have a wife

[plucky yew]

we will use this to accuse envy of making very bad suggestions muahahahahah

[placid path]

K e l p

[viral wolf]

Same

[smoky path]

Good connection?

[desert sun]

Yes

[random arrow]

good connection at a cost

[lethal adder]

When did Mythos move to Florida?!

[random arrow]

I had to thanos her for better internet

[rustic rampart]

it contains such wonderful messages as

[safe tendon]

So it finally happened

Congratulations 🎊

[random arrow]

the gek took him there

[placid path]

A small price to pay for good internet

[random arrow]

yes

[smoky path]

Why not poopium?

[random arrow]

Where did that last part come from 😂

[viral wolf]

I’m gonna dig my own grave.

[random arrow]

What was the context

oh no

[plucky yew]

are there gek in Florida?

[random arrow]

no

[rustic rampart]

Wife-fi

[random arrow]

they use it as a dumping spot

[viral wolf]

LMAO!

[placid path]

Convergence is not happy with you for letting down all korvax kind

[plucky yew]

oh

[smoky path]

Florida is more vy’keen in nature

[lethal adder]

Everglades

[jovial minnow]

Lmao, I'm imagining that one Superman III scene with the computer for some reason.

[plucky yew]

also dafuqs a Florida

im a korvax from galaxy 8 what is thay

[rustic rampart]

a place where a ton of old people go to get eaten by aligators

[plucky yew]

is that a new galaxy?

[placid path]

They should rename Calypso galaxy to Florida

[jovial minnow]

Australia Junior.

[lethal adder]

Florida

[plucky yew]

i understood way less

[random arrow]

Florida is a planet in the sol system, a god awful abomination created by the darkest of beings

[viral wolf]

Hahahaha! I can’t stop laughing, bro.

[harsh lance]

i'm in florida now?

[plucky yew]

ok

[random arrow]

the sol system is banished to the void

[rustic rampart]

no that gives more australia vibes

[plucky yew]

this is how a Florida looks like?

[lethal adder]

Fair

[smoky path]

Not enough funtanyl

[rustic rampart]

its in euclid probably

[rustic rampart]

geknip is just funtanyl

[tulip oar]

h

hi

[viral wolf]

How’s that Florida? It looks more like Amazon.

[viral wolf]

Hiarty

[tulip oar]

himytoes

[plucky yew]

what is an Amazon?

[tulip oar]

rainforest

[viral wolf]

Rainforest

[plucky yew]

where is that

[plucky yew]

is that in euclid

[tulip oar]

south america

[ruby beacon]

Shopping service

[smoky path]

It’s art3mis, the one person party-mes

[jovial minnow]

Aussie is a little more yellow and green in the bush, with some grey. Not so much blue unless we're talking places like the blue mountains. Also, if we are talking about outback Austrslia, only the grass and a few trees are accurate there. This reminds me more so of some artificially planted bush in places like Melbourne or Sydney.

[harsh lance]

kill it with fire

[ruby beacon]

[plucky yew]

is that a place in galaxy 257 or something? as a korvac ive never heard of it

[placid path]

I'm stealing this now
Delicious shitpost

[ruby beacon]

ICE AGE SID

WOW

[viral wolf]

Oh damn!

[jovial minnow]

Do not kill Scrat Ice Age.

[viral wolf]

[ruby beacon]

[random arrow]

korvaxmazon

[plucky yew]

ohhhhh, so its eye of korvax helmet mazon?

[jovial minnow]

Haha, it's shittle now I see.

[lethal adder]

Fail

[random arrow]

which is the real scrat

[placid path]

Korvax prime
Amazon prime
Coincidence?
I think not!

[ruby beacon]

Always have been

[random arrow]

dun dun dun

[smoky path]

Get that acorn

[harsh lance]

that planet also has cthulu

[plucky yew]

this is about to get deleted. i feel it

[jovial minnow]

(It wasn't a few days ago.)

[rustic rampart]

no thats the companys founder, (DONT MENTION THE FIRST SPAWN HE STILL HIRES GEK WORKERS)

[jovial minnow]

But in saying that, yes.

[safe tendon]

"In today's episode of Top Gear..."

[rustic rampart]

how did you make that so fast lmfao

[ruby beacon]

Yeah boot head omega recommended me to change the name

[smoky path]

*eating popcorn *

[random arrow]

this is his acorn

[viral wolf]

Magic

[proven slate]

Is the new expo up yet or is that tomorrow???

[viral wolf]

Cosollus.

[smoky path]

It look rotten

[placid path]

Ahhhhhh
I love how much of a train wreck this chat/server is
XD

[viral wolf]

No news yet

[steep tendon]

!exptime

[lime haven]

-# to view info below, enable embeds

Expedition The Cursed
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Event ends <t:1739354400> (<t:1739354400:R>)

See Pins in #nms-expedition & run !Expedition in #bot-spam

[rustic rampart]

NOW THAT Is accurate

[safe tendon]

Not NMS, don't post random images here
@steep tendon

[harsh lance]

GALEEM?

[random arrow]

oh

[proven slate]

Ty

[viral wolf]

Shh! Don’t tell them we’ve lost the breaking tubes.

[steep tendon]

I mean, I was relating it to an NMS image

[jovial minnow]

"James tries to parry incoming storms. Richard discovers the maddening secrets of the universe, and I fight some sentinels."

[steep tendon]

But fair

[plucky yew]

no galoormium

[rustic rampart]

Sean Missile

[random arrow]

old rings

[jovial minnow]

I also recommend...

[random arrow]

one of the ringed planets ever

[smoky path]

Since we hit 102k members, it’s outta control

[ruby beacon]

[placid path]

I kinda wanna see what it'll be like to have this whole server in 1 star system
The absolute sheer chaos

[random arrow]

It was out of control at 2 members

we really let it get out of hand

[ruby beacon]

1fps

[viral wolf]

3 star conflict system xD

[placid path]

T r u e

[ruby beacon]

[viral wolf]

With 4 paradise planets in it lol

[rustic rampart]

this isnt even peak hours too 😄

[smoky path]

Burn it down, and start over

[placid path]

"Paradise" planets

XD

[plucky yew]

it’ll probably be close to 0 tbh, plus youll need a quantuum computer to run that

[ruby beacon]

Asian region is sleping now

[outer igloo]

Is there a way to mark a lot of crash sites on one planet besides base computers? I recently went through every galaxy and placed base computers at a portal in each. After deleting every base computer I can spare, that left me with about 45 for marking crash sites while looking for good SC slots. Which isn’t enough.

[jovial minnow]

There's pugneum on his casing already, Void Mum's spaghetti.

[random arrow]

hans, get the nukes

[rustic rampart]

lots of central america still at work too

[viral wolf]

Lol! Paradise planets with aggressive sentinel.

[smoky path]

What did you do?

[ruby beacon]

your pc is from NASA ahh moment

[safe tendon]

Also this isn't just Colossus
It's a large colossus
Glitched vs normal, me for scale

[viral wolf]

I’m up

[ruby beacon]

[plucky yew]

nahhh my pc is from Calypso

[random arrow]

Colossus and Colossus Jr made real

[ruby beacon]

Im up too

[plucky yew]

bought it off of a Korvax pc company

[ruby beacon]

[placid path]

I feel like I'd get some1 framed & arrested by the sentinels for smuggling nipnip in their inventory

[ruby beacon]

I thought ur pc is a contraband

Bought from gek smugglers

[rustic rampart]

how

[random arrow]

contraband huh

[viral wolf]

I have targets, ngl.

[viral wolf]

Magic

[safe tendon]

Witchcraft

[viral wolf]

Hi!

[rustic rampart]

not the answer i was looking for

[smoky path]

Spacecraft

[gaunt finch]

Even a bunch of spheres of light can lay eggs somehow

[viral wolf]

Where is @torn tusk?
come here, adjective.

[random arrow]

then burn the witch

[ruby beacon]

Hi 2:26am here

[random arrow]

I don't have any stakes

we had a minor disagreement so I launched a mini black hole at them

[gaunt finch]

Not colored /j

[random arrow]

it's not very mini

[steep tendon]

Totally reasonable reaction tbh

[viral wolf]

You’re in Australia? It’s 12:56 AM here 😄

[ruby beacon]

Hey bro still haven't returned my brain cells

[ruby beacon]

Upstair neighbor of australia

[gaunt finch]

Guys am I srsly the only one here who customizes their exocrafts ?

[safe tendon]

If you use a glitch to change size of a geobay then the exocraft summoned using that geobay will be different size too

Doesn't work for Minotaur tho, i think it worked at some point in the past but doesn't anymore

[rustic rampart]

when black hole gun gonna get added to no mans sky fr

[random arrow]

they said gekburgers were better than raw gek

[viral wolf]

Fuk

[random arrow]

we need this balanced weapon asap

[ruby beacon]

Actually painfuk

[gaunt finch]

Imperator class titan sized minotaur whould be fire

[smoky path]

So you’re a Hobbit

[rustic rampart]

oh dont worry, i have other planjs 🙂 GIANT ROAMER TIME

[viral wolf]

Haka land?

[lethal adder]

Germany?

[ruby beacon]

[random arrow]

upstairs neighbor of Australia the upside down land

so the rest of the world?

[rustic rampart]

oceana?

[safe tendon]

Germany ?

[random arrow]

new zealand

[viral wolf]

[ruby beacon]

Nah fams

[random arrow]

where is old zealand

[lethal adder]

Austria/Australia meme

[viral wolf]

Japan?

[ruby beacon]

The one that has the reverse flag of poland

[random arrow]

korea

[tender sapphire]

Philippines ?

[rustic rampart]

[random arrow]

uhh

[smoky path]

Holland

[ruby beacon]

Very original

[viral wolf]

Reako?

[plucky yew]

no the Netherlands

[random arrow]

the moon

I got it

[ruby beacon]

omaygot

[plucky yew]

omay got what?

[ruby beacon]

I wish i was on the moon

[random arrow]

it's technically above austraila

[gaunt finch]

Deutschland ? 🇩🇪 🍻 ?

[rustic rampart]

"Be feeling like faecium recently" is typing

thats an awesome name

[smoky path]

The moon?

[random arrow]

deutschland*
ez

[ruby beacon]

🇲🇨

[gaunt finch]

How I feeling recently

[random arrow]

yea

mars too

[jovial minnow]

I can't wait to move back to Aussie actually. Healthcare in NZ is more atrocious than an abandoned system.

[viral wolf]

Oh!

I got it.

[rustic rampart]

where is old mexico?

[jovial minnow]

Also in NZ it's approximately 0830hrs Wednesday.

[placid path]

Leaving them unsupervised for long also leads to bizarre results too when u come back

[ruby beacon]

The bali country

[random arrow]

today's Tuesday for me

how is the future

[viral wolf]

Zycrom is in done asia.

[ruby beacon]

Noone knows indonesia

Only bali

[smoky path]

Don’t go further, certain planets cannot be mentioned

[lethal adder]

FLASHBANG

[random arrow]

are we all dead by geks

[ruby beacon]

Im indonesian your outdonesian

[jovial minnow]

There's a large net... in the sky...

[viral wolf]

I just said. 😦

[ruby beacon]

[rustic rampart]

Monnaco?

[ruby beacon]

The general public 😔

[viral wolf]

Your in done asia, im in dia.

[gaunt finch]

Korrigiere mich nicht ||(dont correct me)|| /j

[safe tendon]

Mhm, yes. Flat colossus

[ruby beacon]

SAME AHH FLAG

[plucky yew]

nah the sentinels invaded

[placid path]

H o w ?

[random arrow]

the last thing a mutated cow thing sees when I test my neutron cannon

[gaunt finch]

Now this man is less balanced than pilgrim

[rustic rampart]

please tell me thats driveable

[safe tendon]

Witchcraft

[plucky yew]

deutschalnd

[safe tendon]

It is

[placid path]

My man fr used a nova bomb from Destiny

[smoky path]

Spacecraft

[random arrow]

fake b5

[viral wolf]

You will break your save, jorb. Did you create a backup? There are some glitches we don’t work with. 😅

[random arrow]

where is real b5

[ruby beacon]

png ahh colosus

[gaunt finch]

STOPP DICH GEKNIP ||(stop you geknip)||

[rustic rampart]

my neutron cannon is bugged, every time i fire it the recoil is so bad my head spins back into itself about 4 times before spinning back to normal

[random arrow]

where is it

[plucky yew]

stop me geknip? wdym (my translators arent working that well)

[gaunt finch]

Read spoiler

[random arrow]

the geknip must stop me

[gaunt finch]

Admiral of the black

[plucky yew]

yes i see

[tender sapphire]

We need to find the real one!

[placid path]

ah, yes, a fellow pirate

[random arrow]

freighters and I have minor disagreements

[viral wolf]

Is sofa king dumb?

[random arrow]

my life long mission

[ruby beacon]

Nahh not doomb

[random arrow]

the gek don't stand a chance when the banana gun warps in

my ships name

[ruby beacon]

The bali country

Everyone knows

[gaunt finch]

The balls country

[ruby beacon]

[safe tendon]

It'll be fine

[viral wolf]

Ye, cuz everybody be baling there.

[placid path]

I still wonder if Resbur XIII is actually real or just some blighted expedition lore/cosmetic stuff

[ruby beacon]

actually very true

[plucky yew]

i love how the base computer looks normal in the first ss

[ruby beacon]

They be ballin

[viral wolf]

Lol

[gaunt finch]

How do u do this

[jovial minnow]

The sentinels rose from the ashes of the nuclear fire. Their war to exterminate travellerkind had raged for decades, but the final battle would not be fought in the future. It would be fought here, in our present. In whatever timezone envy is in...

Dun dun dun dun dun.
Dun dun dun dun dun.
🫦

[random arrow]

I read bailing and imagined a bunch of people jumping out of moving vehicles

[plucky yew]

well, almost

[rustic rampart]

thin landing pad

[safe tendon]

Just as Sean intended it to be

[ruby beacon]

@plucky yew what does the phd in your name stand for? Pizza hut delivery?

[plucky yew]

idk i came up with this username 3 or 4 years ago dont ask

[rustic rampart]

speedy fast

[ruby beacon]

[viral wolf]

Looks like Jorb just discovered axis scale glitch.

[gaunt finch]

The what

Elaborate

[tender sapphire]

[gaunt finch]

I want to learn black magic

[rustic rampart]

same here

[ruby beacon]

I dun understand glitch building stuff

[random arrow]

PhD - permanent hot dog

[viral wolf]

[random arrow]

it's a never ending hotdog

amazing

[ruby beacon]

Normal building is alr hard for me

😔

[gaunt finch]

[safe tendon]

Nah, pictures from some time ago, they are funny but the way it looks is making me dizzy at times

[viral wolf]

Silly goober

[gaunt finch]

Imagine nautillon with resize glitch

[plucky yew]

stop bully

[ruby beacon]

Cyclops

[placid path]

Ferb, ik what we're doing today

[gaunt finch]

Exactly

[rustic rampart]

▶️

[harsh lance]

or tiny

[plucky yew]

exactlt :hehe:

[rustic rampart]

me when no get teach black magic

[ruby beacon]

bro angy

[harsh lance]

just blind

[viral wolf]

Try scaling the hitboxes.

[safe tendon]

The thing is guy who told me how to angle parts with wire, technique I used to make my Dømes, also told me how to do this, but I never tried it until recently

[naive mist]

I beated my depth ocean planet record. Now its 1498.2u

[rustic rampart]

Cyclops▶️ Nautilon▶️ Seamoth

[jovial minnow]

Very nice.

[random arrow]

fine it means uhhh

purple hot dog

the forbidden dog

[desert sun]

Yes

[ruby beacon]

wheres the sea truck

[plucky yew]

you bully me even more :(

[rustic rampart]

that joke was not very subnautica

[viral wolf]

Is that the guy we don’t name here?

[random arrow]

mine is 1498.3 😎

[ruby beacon]

[rustic rampart]

hey thats my ip adress

[random arrow]

[safe tendon]

No, i just don't remember his name, it was in vc and idk if they still play

It was well over a year ago

[plucky yew]

mine is 1498.300001 for you information 😎 😎

[jovial minnow]

"How to talk to a short person," diagram.

[random arrow]

I can become hackerman

[jovial minnow]

I like the Gek in the corner just

[ruby beacon]

[placid path]

Lol

[random arrow]

damnit

I have to find one deeper now

[viral wolf]

Mine is 50

[ruby beacon]

50 hwat

[random arrow]

wow

50u?

[ruby beacon]

50 yrs old?

[random arrow]

that's the best one yet

[naive mist]

Just 50

[random arrow]

oh

[ruby beacon]

Oh

[random arrow]

uh

alright then

50

[ruby beacon]

huh

Chats dead

[night orbit]

real

[random arrow]

coughing and crickets

[ruby beacon]

Where did everyone go

[jovial minnow]

[random arrow]

the 50 scared them off

[naive mist]

I dont see anyone

[random arrow]

That's how many people korvax was gonna scare away

[ruby beacon]

[random arrow]

it worked

[naive mist]

Hallo?

[torn tusk]

Ams here morning what happesnd

[random arrow]

it's back

[ruby beacon]

Went from several people are typing to crickets

[random arrow]

it's alive

[ruby beacon]

Hi bro

[random arrow]

nevermind

[jovial minnow]

AM...

[ruby beacon]

Wheres my brain cell

[jovial minnow]

Hate, let me tell you-

[gaunt finch]

In gonna hostile ships aproaching at you

[torn tusk]

Hey sis

[tender sapphire]

I’m here, just watching from the Abyss!

[rustic rampart]

'apple' cake of lost souls

[torn tusk]

Ams

[jovial minnow]

Ams.

[random arrow]

a fellow lurker

me 90% of the time

[gaunt finch]

Live cricket reaction :

[torn tusk]

Good padawan imagine I’m patting u through the screen

[rustic rampart]

ew. bug starship

[ruby beacon]

i see the activate windows peeking from the side

[random arrow]

blow it up

[ruby beacon]

Activa-

[torn tusk]

Why did dingle berry summon me- sis do u know?

[jovial minnow]

[night orbit]

build a walmart there

[ruby beacon]

i dunno bro

[gaunt finch]

If someone mentions this one more time im gonna explode /j

[random arrow]

as humanity intended

[ruby beacon]

pls dont

[rustic rampart]

something about something or other

[random arrow]

it shall never be done because I'm lazy

But it will be done

[ruby beacon]

@torn tusk hey bro wheres my brain cells

Ya havent returned it

😔

[torn tusk]

OH the fish guy came back- good that means he got a long sleep and is doing well👍

[ruby beacon]

nice trail

[torn tusk]

Hopefully

[jovial minnow]

I love seeing creatures with this description. There be Dragons, natrually... 🐉✨️

[torn tusk]

Shhhhshsjhfbr

[rustic rampart]

[tulip oar]

h

hi

[ruby beacon]

hi

[torn tusk]

It should’ve come yesterday

Hi arty

[ruby beacon]

i checked my mail

[random arrow]

can feel love

[ruby beacon]

Probs got stolen by the courier

[torn tusk]

Did ya look in the back?

[ruby beacon]

Oh well

[random arrow]

but will never know it because it's a high flyer and I can't pet it

[ruby beacon]

no

😔

[random arrow]

Try under the flag

[torn tusk]

Lookk in the back sis

[random arrow]

sometimes they'll leave mine there

[torn tusk]

Its very small

[random arrow]

they always get away from me

[torn tusk]

Easy to miss

[tame lava]

are the new biomes besides lush and desert and oceanic locked behind purple systems

[ruby beacon]

[random arrow]

just ocean and gas giant

rest is not

full ocean, regular planets can have deep oceans

[tame lava]

i mean like

new assets

[random arrow]

yea, it's not

as far as I know

[ruby beacon]

hey its almost 3am

[random arrow]

just full ocean and gas giants are locked

[torn tusk]

[ruby beacon]

Gn guys

[random arrow]

it's 2:48 pm for me 😎

good day

[ruby beacon]

Have fun yall

[torn tusk]

WAT

[random arrow]

no

[torn tusk]

No wonder u dont have it sis

[jovial minnow]

Purple Star Systems are so satisfying I love them.

[torn tusk]

Go to bed

[ruby beacon]

👋

[rustic rampart]

so uh, my game bugged but it lead to a cool phot

[torn tusk]

Ooo ur right

OH MINE DID THAT

🥲 I lost a derelict freighter because of it

[rustic rampart]

errr, i think thats fatal

[torn tusk]

Tis but a scratch

[unreal crystal]

2D Colossus

[plucky yew]

nah theyre already destroyed

what kind of squadron did you send bruh

[rustic rampart]

also definitely not how your supposed to hold that

[plucky yew]

ouch

[plucky yew]

holding a staff like a gun

[rustic rampart]

yea

ooo i think i just died

my guy dissapeared its just the staff now

[plucky yew]

you think..?

the staff took your soul

[rustic rampart]

yes it did

[tender sapphire]

Then get it back!

[plucky yew]

[tender sapphire]

[plucky yew]

[rustic rampart]

cant too late its been sent beyond

[tender sapphire]

Maybe there’s an option to get to the other side!

[plucky yew]

go to the beyond and get it back

[rustic rampart]

i aint no glass breaker, im a reality breaker, theres a difference

[tribal condor]

Damn Tuesday workday about to be over and no update

Crazy Nintendo

[tender sapphire]

The hope dies last!

[gaunt finch]

Reality is glass

Glass // Glass // Glass

[finite ibex]

hello everyone

[plucky yew]

everything dies first

[rustic rampart]

nuh uh

[finite ibex]

for i have awoken from my slumber.

[plucky yew]

hello

[tame lava]

adopt this goober?

[finite ibex]

yes, reality is like glass. if you punch it hard enough it shatters (or so said the scifi man)

[plucky yew]

ok, let me just completely destroy the logic… so glass breaks, and everything can be broken. so everything that can be broken is technically glass.

[tender sapphire]

My eyes!
👀
🔥

[rustic rampart]

no?

[gaunt finch]

Yes

[plucky yew]

assuming logic and physics and everything we know about reality doesnt exist in that reality

[gaunt finch]

Perfect flawless logic

[plucky yew]

im veyr smart

[gaunt finch]

If it doesnt shatter , punch harder

[finite ibex]

just dont think! (to hard about it)

[tame lava]

woah

[gaunt finch]

Now entomb it in a hardfrane minotaur

" for the emperor "

[plucky yew]

emeperor

[gaunt finch]

Omg i am sorry for this minor heresy

[plucky yew]

Apology not accepted.

HOSTILE SCAN DETECTED

[gaunt finch]

Brother I do not desire to join chaos , I swear !

Its a misunderstanding

[plucky yew]

HOSTILE SCAN UNDETECTED

[spiral pivot]

I can't believe how complicated cooking recipes are in freakin no man's sky of all games. I have to try and make sugar, cream mirangue.

Gotta track down some creature eggs.

This is a gameplay loop all on its own

[gaunt finch]

The emperor protects

[gaunt finch]

I need an animal farm ngl

[finite ibex]

GUYS look what arrived in the mail! wait twhats this? commencing atlas suit initalisation oh no

[sweet dragon]

im really sad im at the construction limit
all i want is to make small pretty houses with a mining facility nearby
i dont like it when theres nothing in a room or that a room has no decoration

[gaunt finch]

Idk man I just have on house on my freigthter and that it

[finite ibex]

now i have to goto space again :(

[gaunt finch]

A small 2 room house , all i need

[sweet dragon]

fair enough

[plucky yew]

i meed M O R E

[sweet dragon]

i feel like i put too much detail into my bases

[finite ibex]

you just ned to lock ooff the room for 'construction'

[sweet dragon]

wdym lock off

[finite ibex]

put a door and shut it

make it look like the room is in beign built

[gaunt finch]

What do yall think of my housr

[sweet dragon]

i still dont understand

[plucky yew]

very nice housr

[finite ibex]

have you ever seen a building being built?

[lucid quartz]

I'm wondering about buying the game is it worth it

[sweet dragon]

yes

[finite ibex]

fu** yeah

[sweet dragon]

looks very cozy

9/10

[plucky yew]

for me it was fully worth the price

[sweet dragon]

absolutely

[finite ibex]

there is a bit of a grind at the beggining though

[sweet dragon]

really fun game

lots to do

[finite ibex]

but other then that yes

[lucid quartz]

How does the multiplayer wokr

[mystic orchid]

This game is amazing, 100% recommend

[plucky yew]

at the beginning of the game its kind of weird but at some point its more accessible

[finite ibex]

you gotta advance the story to the part where the space anomoly appears then ente and bam you in the multiplayer hub

[plucky yew]

no spoilers

[finite ibex]

FUUUUUUUU

[lucid quartz]

Is it like Minecraft servers

[finite ibex]

wait let me just

[plucky yew]

no

[finite ibex]

no it it everyone all at once

[lucid quartz]

Sorta like Helldivers

[finite ibex]

or you could just friend in the menu and host/join a save but nmvnvm,vnmvmn thb

[plucky yew]

basically you can meet other players randomly

you dont actually have to be in a party with them

[lucid quartz]

So there is one universal world

[finite ibex]

yes except you dont have the big death lazer. thats on your ship

[plucky yew]

yes kinda

[finite ibex]

no

[plucky yew]

not all players are on the same server tho

[finite ibex]

there is 18 quintillion solar systems in the game right

[plucky yew]

18 quintillion planets

[lucid quartz]

As far as I get it there is one galaxy for all players

[finite ibex]

and then there is one multiplayer hub world or three depending on network traffic

[plucky yew]

|| no, there are more galaxies ||

[finite ibex]

right, spoilers

[lucid quartz]

So it's one universal map and u can meet other plauers

[finite ibex]

there is practically infinite planets in a galixy and then there is one spawnable multiplayer hub

[finite ibex]

yes

[plucky yew]

|| ||

[sweet dragon]

theres 255 galaxies +odyalutai

[lucid quartz]

Now I understand

[spiral pivot]

We can do that? 😮

[sharp raft]

there's one UNIVERSE for all players.. 255 galaxies. EACH of them.. HUGE

[sweet dragon]

but most players stay in euclid

[plucky yew]

its very rare to meet other players in the open

[finite ibex]

when you spawn ** the hub** it is more like a portal to another world that is the multiplayer hub

[lucid quartz]

Probably gonna buy the game in th summer

[sharp raft]

::slaps you -5 units credit rating for misuse of NGL::

[sweet dragon]

even rarer to meet anyone outside euclid or eissentam

[plucky yew]

im in galaxy 8

[sharp raft]

heh not this Gek! 🙂

[plucky yew]

idk why all people go to eissentam

[sweet dragon]

nice

[finite ibex]

anaways i wonder if grah grah would be safe for human consumption even in small amounts

[sweet dragon]

im in galaxy 28

[sharp raft]

rumored to have a lot of lush systems

[plucky yew]

i dont need those

[sweet dragon]

called aldukesci

[plucky yew]

i like the regular galaxies better

[sweet dragon]

its the first lush galaxy

[plucky yew]

im planning to get to galaxy 30

[gaunt finch]

Depends on what you want

Here in nms , we have
Story , quests , space piracy , owning large freighters with modular bases , base building , smuggling , cooking , space racism , relaxing , customization , multiplayer , missions , submarines , rovers , hovecraft , starships , capital ships , Glass // Glass // Glass , ||flying balls of boobs|| , drug biscuits , a shit ton of solar systems , fishing , black holes , ||funni red jelly ball who is basically god|| , language learning , hauling , fighting , blob , an unecessesarily long list of stuff you can do and find in NMS , eating , deep sea diving , mechs , ||growing meat and shit on plants|| , agriculture , genetic modifications , some very questionable crafting recipes , space stations , ||settlements|| , etc ...

[sweet dragon]

nice

[spiral pivot]

What planets do you like

[finite ibex]

i like eulcid. uclid eucl-- HOW DO U SPELL IT THIS IS A NON EUCLIDIAN WORD!

[sweet dragon]

sudzerbal is a lush galaxy

[plucky yew]

any planet with water

[sweet dragon]

space racism is the best part btw

[lucid quartz]

Hell yeah space rasizm

[sweet dragon]

first spawn larpers where you at?

[safe tendon]

It's very euclidean, it's called Euclid

[finite ibex]

sud zerg ball

[lucid quartz]

Have u ever played Helldivers 2

[safe tendon]

[harsh lance]

what galaxy is eissentiam

[spiral pivot]

This is why I'm so excited for LNF. If hello games can make the ultimate Sci fi Game. That but with fantasy 🤤

[safe tendon]

#10, lush type

[sweet dragon]

im guessing helldivers 2 is space racism x20 x 10^fuck ton

[finite ibex]

yes i like euclid galixy for i cant be bothered to moke new bases in a diffrent one

[spiral pivot]

I know it's not that type of game. But I'm a combat person. Would love if they added outposts or something on planets and made the NPCS able to shoot and be killed

[lucid quartz]

The robots are communist the bugs fascist

[plucky yew]

mass murder on space stations

[gaunt finch]

Genocide update

[lucid quartz]

The squids somthinnin between

[plucky yew]

nms genocide route 🔥 🔥

[fading crescent]

yes

[gaunt finch]

I already commit genocide several times if the enemy is red and robotic

[safe tendon]

[sweet dragon]

best we can do is drug trafficking and ship raiding

[harsh lance]

especially if it's triangular to9

[finite ibex]

you caan kill other people in their starships and with their multitool on foot

[plucky yew]

nothing to see here btw

[lucid quartz]

🫡

[finite ibex]

why is the emoji moving

[gaunt finch]

In life , you dont ask why

You ask why not

[plucky yew]

why isnt the emoji standing still?

[gaunt finch]

[plucky yew]

well you told me what to ask so-

[finite ibex]

bro

[gleaming vortex]

This is such a great emoji

[plucky yew]

anyways quick intermission, heres a picture of a blob

[gaunt finch]

[plucky yew]

and heres a blob emoji

[finite ibex]

👏 👏 👏

[fading crescent]

Why is it in space

[gaunt finch]

My idiot brain thought its a harvester

Which makes no sense but whatev

[plucky yew]

because its the ruler of a blobs

on my freighter base

[fading crescent]

W

[finite ibex]

i like how the secont the community went blob it became part of the ingame lore

[gleaming vortex]

Penguin 0.0001 seconds before spontaneously combusting

[gaunt finch]

Animal feeder + livestock unit

[plucky yew]

im actually making an empire of blobs in galaxy 8

[gaunt finch]

Feeder feeds animals , and unit collects what they make

[sweet dragon]

you can say kikolgallr its ok

[plucky yew]

the blob statue is the best purchase ive ever made in nms

[plucky yew]

its nice

found a system with two lush planets

[gaunt finch]

Obv not as good as the real blob

[sweet dragon]

nice

its nice to see players that dont main euclid or eissentam

[gaunt finch]

Or the blob hologram

[fading crescent]

How do I get one of these silly fellas

[gaunt finch]

QS shop

[fading crescent]

Ah

[finite ibex]

its called terrai3um

[harsh lance]

go to the bexus and blob emote i'll be there

[finite ibex]

terraira

[gaunt finch]

Terrarium

[plucky yew]

dw, i have a real blob too

[finite ibex]

terrairaum

[gaunt finch]

Blob the scientist

[foggy perch]

Is ODS still down??

[finite ibex]

I think you are gonna needa get its eyes checked at the space vet

[gaunt finch]

Gunter ods

[lime haven]

@gaunt finch

ONLINE DISCOVERY SERVICES

Status:

⚠️ Possible problem

HTTP Error 503 (Service Unavailable) If Discovery Services are down, it can mean: • Discoveries can't be uploaded to the servers • Nexus missions may be unavailable • Quicksilver rewards may not be claimable

[finite ibex]

!ods

[lime haven]

@finite ibex

ONLINE DISCOVERY SERVICES

Status:

✅ Active

[gaunt finch]

How odd

[naive mist]

Ods is up for me

[plucky yew]

no

[finite ibex]

if you are playing on switch there isisnt multiplayer

[gaunt finch]

How does gunter even know this shit

I love laylpas