#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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night bobcat
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Lol

silent wagon
sterile tartan
opaque tartan
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This one?

sterile tartan
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Yep

opaque tartan
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This one looks like it uses knives

silent wagon
opaque tartan
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Hahahaha

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Peeeoooo weeeeooo weeeeoo

silent wagon
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Cursed af movie kekw

opaque tartan
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Some of it was so bad and some was so good

silent wagon
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Still haven't got that sequel 😫

opaque tartan
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I thought that was a troll

silent wagon
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I still sing the Neosporin song sometimes, LMAO

sterile tartan
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What

opaque tartan
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@silent wagon that guy wrote and directed Ace Ventura 2...

silent wagon
sterile tartan
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Dinininieeee

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Lmao

opaque tartan
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We never got full feature length Dickpuncher with Steven Seagal either

sterile tartan
dry bison
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When the ducks come to you for food and all you give them are the demands of a lord...

dry bison
sterile tartan
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I didn't make it. Stolen edit lmao

silent wagon
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@opaque tartan I traumatized Spirit by showing her the cow fight scene and the weeoooweeowee chick 🤣

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Also had to show her the Neosporin song, lol

sterile tartan
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https://youtu.be/ewf-8rx9_uQ the only weueueue that matters

लाल चिऔ़िया

This is what it looks like at my house. Be happy to everyone

šŸ‘• T-shirts and goods
https://www.zazzle.com/store/saori_utsumi

🐦Twitter
https://twitter.com/hideaki_utsumi/

šŸŒ…Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/hideaki_utsumi/

🌲TikTok
https://www.tiktok.com/@hideaki_utsumi/

šŸŽ¼SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/hideaki-utsumi/

#redbir...

ā–¶ Play video
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https://youtu.be/vQTqSxy58zU best video of him imo

dry bison
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Must include the one weird ear

mint spear
dry bison
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That dog is a proper gentleman

mint spear
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I got another

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Never mind I can't find the photo

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I found it

civic ferry
elder shale
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@sterile tartan @limber fractal @opaque tartan @wheat burrow @zenith pebble

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Look at dis dog

sterile tartan
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Awwwwwe

elder shale
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@night bobcat too

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I'd tag Knight but her username pain

wheat burrow
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Adorable

sterile tartan
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@mint spear

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She comes up for me if I just type the "knight" part

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On mobile too

wheat burrow
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That’s the old one ain’t it?

sterile tartan
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Does she have two accounts

wheat burrow
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That one got lost, locked out and discord wouldn’t recover it

sterile tartan
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Ohhh

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Hm

wheat burrow
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Something about not being able to prove it was theirs or some usual unhelpful shit

sterile tartan
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@steady vale

wheat burrow
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That’s the one

night bobcat
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Using one phone for both her and ceryn

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Discord is dumb

sterile tartan
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True

wheat burrow
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It must be Friday, I can hardly keep my eyes open and it’s only 1:50 on lol

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Roll on 6pm

elder shale
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in hoingry

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jesus

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I'm hungry*

wheat burrow
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Haha

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Get a boirger or something

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🤭

night bobcat
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Eat

wheat burrow
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Ok now I want a burger…

elder shale
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I have veggie chilli

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Beary spicy

wheat burrow
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Beans in there?

elder shale
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Waiting to get break

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Beans, sweet potato, carrot, some other veggies

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and rice

elder shale
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I'll take a pic

wheat burrow
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Hmm, bean gif no work

elder shale
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Wait no rice, nvm, we finished the rice yesterday

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I added sweet potato chips lmao

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Crunch

opaque tartan
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@elder shale I saw some cute puppy with butterfly videos this week

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Beautiful day today

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Size of that rose bush

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Blimey

elder shale
wheat burrow
wheat burrow
opaque tartan
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Dance puppet dance

elder shale
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It was yum

wheat burrow
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Still needs to bloom on top

night bobcat
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Nice

dry bison
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Oh those are flowers

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I can't see shit

wheat burrow
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Once it does I’ll likely nip them off and pop them in a vase before it to grow to the roof lol

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Roses, Mumbles

dry bison
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I want to grow tomatoes but I don't want strangers to steal my tomatoes

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and I don't want to grow tomatoes inside

wheat burrow
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Is it likely people will steal them?

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Like I mean is the only place you can grow them next to a fence where there’s high foot traffic?

dry bison
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I live in a neighborhood with kids that steal flowers. My tulips get fucked up every year

wheat burrow
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Ahh man that sucks

night bobcat
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Set bear traps

wheat burrow
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Need to employ this man

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And live in a society where this is acceptable I guess lol

dry bison
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I once caught the kids stealing flowers. I followed them home to find out where they live, then I went to the store, bought them a bouquet of flowers and knocked on their door. I explained to them I worked hard on my flowers and I completely understand their appreciation, that while I understand it's mothers day and they want something to give their mom for mothers day, we'd rather our flowers not be destroyed.

hallow isle
dry bison
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I gave the kids the bouquet for their mom and left it at that.

wheat burrow
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FFS Adam lmao

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That’s a nice way to have approached it, Mumbles

hallow isle
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you can get it on ebay in weak quantities, then just refine it

wheat burrow
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Is there a recipe for the refiner? 😬

hallow isle
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you can find designs for fractional distilators literally anywhere

wheat burrow
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Probably use an old pot still even, no?

hallow isle
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sure, if you could seal it

wheat burrow
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The engineer in me accepts the challenge

dry bison
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Hydroneer accepts you

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Speaking of, I just bought sandrock and never played it

elder shale
night bobcat
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Hiya

elder shale
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Hi

steady vale
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Hi

night bobcat
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Hey

steady vale
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If i leave the room he screams as loud as he can

elder shale
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I love his moustache

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I wanna hold his paw

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gib

steady vale
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He'll probably give ya a warning smack, or if he's extra moody he'll go straight for a chomp

elder shale
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He'll learn of my loving ways

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by force

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(pets)

steady vale
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He's actually a lil wimp tbh with strangers, he'd be hiding

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Other kitty tho, she'd try to say hi

elder shale
steady vale
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We had some people over working on the heater, she kept trying to touch them from underneath the door

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The lil moody turd was scared tho and pushed himself under the covers

steady vale
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Eggos

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Don't like me

elder shale
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I like eggos

steady vale
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They were good but my stomach feels bloated =3=

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Probably gonna harass Ceryn with farts

night bobcat
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Good

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Leggo your eggos

steady vale
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I could hear the Eggo advertisement

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90s and early 2000s commercials are permanently stuck in my head

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I bought homestyle and buttermilk

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Exactly the same.

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.>

night bobcat
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šŸ˜„

steady vale
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Actually

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What I'm really upset about

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Why the heck hasn't Lego and Eggo done a collab

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Where are my Lego Eggos

elder shale
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Do you like soy stuff

night bobcat
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Right?!

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Makes no sense

night bobcat
elder shale
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There's some pretty good soy yoghurts I like

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thanks

night bobcat
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Yeah

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I don't like soy, but I eat it anyways

night bobcat
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Proteins

steady vale
elder shale
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i

night bobcat
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Chomp

steady vale
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Reminds me when I ate strawberries filled with bugs

elder shale
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Eyeberries

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That trips my tripophobia a bit but it's not bad

steady vale
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Strawberries were fine, just infested with harmless lil bug species, completely edible
Tbh I didn't notice at first

night bobcat
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What did you do when you did notice?

steady vale
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I ate my strawberries

night bobcat
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Damn

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Tough

steady vale
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Bugs are the future dont'cha know computerface

elder shale
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Mmm

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extra protein

steady vale
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Heck McDonald's had a cricket shake for a bit

night bobcat
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Ewwwww

steady vale
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I don't think I could eat crunchy bugs

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Texture issue

elder shale
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Bugular Gleam

steady vale
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I saw a video of some people making mosquito burgers

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Looked like charcoal patties

night bobcat
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Lol

steady vale
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I think the horrifying part of the video, is all they had to do was wave a pot in the air
The amount of mosquitoes in their area was disturbing

hallow isle
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@opaque tartan I can't buy a new toy because the £50k signoff tier are all out on leave and the computer won't let the £1mm tier authorise it because it's under £50k

elder shale
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Mosquitoes @night bobcat

elder shale
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Uh

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what tou are you buying

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50k pounds

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toy

hallow isle
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50k is nothing, I spent £1mm last week

night bobcat
elder shale
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xd

elder shale
hallow isle
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million

night bobcat
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Car?

wheat burrow
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I like spending lots of other people’s money lol

hallow isle
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Nah, servers

night bobcat
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I see now

elder shale
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The heck

hallow isle
steady vale
hallow isle
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bunch of those bad boys

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2 CPU's per blade, 4 blades per chassis

night bobcat
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Finally gonna host all that porn?

hallow isle
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I've already got enough space for that

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this is for next years porn

night bobcat
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Sweet

elder shale
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I'm confused

wheat burrow
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They are blades? They look like standard 19ā€ rack mounts

hallow isle
night bobcat
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Height
40.1 mm (1.58 inches)

Width
174.4 mm (6.86 inches)

Depth
570.34 mm (22.45 inches)

wheat burrow
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Hmm never seen them before

wheat burrow
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Hot swap drives I’m assuming?

hallow isle
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Ours are driveless

wheat burrow
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Ahh ok I see them there yeah

hallow isle
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But yes, if you have them with drives, hotswap

wheat burrow
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I’m more familiar with the HP blades in the taller blade enclosure. But then I don’t do much with hardware these days

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Fucking pencil pusher ain’t I

hallow isle
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You can still get those, the classic blade centre has built in storage and networking, so there's no ports on the blades themselves

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But we have a high performance network already

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So don't need any of that

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Just to cram as many CPU's into a small space as possible without it catching fire

wheat burrow
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Sounds about right lol

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Just make sure your HVAC redundancy is redundant also to be safe haha

hallow isle
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We're in a shared facility, so HVAC is someone elses problem šŸ™‚

wheat burrow
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Ooft

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I wouldn’t trust Ehm

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What’s the general outline of what you’re computing in the servers?

steady vale
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Epp epp

wheat burrow
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No need for specifics if it’s restricted stuff of course

steady vale
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He pouting

wheat burrow
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Not getting the attention he feels he deserves?

steady vale
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He wants his sisters cat food

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He's allergic

wheat burrow
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Ahhh

steady vale
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I think I finally found him a brand

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So we're gonna try it soon

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Pretty sure he's allergic to fish

wheat burrow
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Is it wet food or dry food he has the trouble with?

steady vale
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Lot of can foods have fish n fish oil as ingredients

steady vale
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He seems fine with Pure Vita dry food, but I want him to have can food too

wheat burrow
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Mine didn’t actually like wet food at all and only ate dry food. Well, unless it was Christmas Turkey from oven (cooled enough); he wouldn’t touch the second day stuff… spoiled wee sod lol

steady vale
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Ah, our situation was 500 dollar vet visit and excessive hairloss

wheat burrow
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:/

steady vale
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Also blood in stool when he was younger

wheat burrow
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Poor little guy

steady vale
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So we changed his diet and he's been good

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But he feels left out

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So I wanna get him can foods too

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Plus it's better to limit carbs

wheat burrow
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Yeah balance is a good thing

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Hope the new one is agreeable with him medically and taste

steady vale
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Yea, it'd be unfortunate if he disliked it, he doesn't have a lot of affordable wet food options, and even the expensive stuff is extremely limited

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Weruva is the brand I'm looking at

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They have some canned chicken options that don't have fish/fishoil

steady vale
grim sky
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Yeah I can see why. It’s really well done

elder shale
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Bet

grim sky
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Oh my goodness you’re still awake

elder shale
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What

wheat burrow
elder shale
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It's 3:41 pm

wheat burrow
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No it’s 4:41pm

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Stop living in the past Code

steady vale
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It's 7:41 am

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7:42 my bad

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I'm such a liar

elder shale
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rreree

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I'm not dealing

grim sky
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Oh you guys are on the other side of the world

elder shale
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with this heat

elder shale
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Feeling woozy

grim sky
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It’s 9:42 for me

steady vale
wheat burrow
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I’m sure we can let you off with the one minute lie

steady vale
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It's 7:43 now

elder shale
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90 Fahrenheit

mint spear
grim sky
# elder shale 90 Fahrenheit

Hey where I live it’s already 80 Fahrenheit and it’s only quarter to ten in the morning so I know your pain

steady vale
elder shale
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Well

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It not a competition, I don't do well with heat lol

grim sky
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That’s why I said so I know your pain. I was sympathizing

mint spear
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@steady vale do you live in Washington?

steady vale
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I enjoy 60s - low 70s
However, not gonna lie, summer nights after a hot day feel awesome, that temp at night, so cozy

steady vale
mint spear
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What state is the tree in

steady vale
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The ocean

elder shale
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Lmfao

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Shoulda said liquid

mint spear
steady vale
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Dude

elder shale
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Think that's y'er cue to not ask personal questions, my guy

zenith pebble
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@night bobcat

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am i doing this right red?

night bobcat
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jfc

night bobcat
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Yeah

zenith pebble
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hooray i did it

steady vale
hallow isle
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Stop chewing your nails

hybrid matrix
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World rn be like
šŸ‡·šŸ‡ŗ 🤼 šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦
šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø 🤼 šŸ’©

zenith pebble
jaunty copper
hallow isle
elder shale
jaunty copper
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i have seen these weird commercials on all4

opaque tartan
elder shale
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That looks suggestive

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Not my intention

steady vale
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Wat

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Code fix yo brain

elder shale
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Lmfao

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I was born with a broken brain sorri

elder shale
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Knight no

steady vale
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It's just a stuffed animal

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Cat with long neck

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If there's a hidden joke I might be too innocent for it

opaque tartan
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@hallow isle can't you just buy something for a mil

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Like a boss

steady vale
steady vale
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Gorillas and orangutans are bleh too

elder shale
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I like

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Baboons

steady vale
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I don't, but it's cause of their behaviors

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They vicious

elder shale
steady vale
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I like

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The bug eyed freak monkeys

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Things like that

wheat burrow
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This is actual footage of Code earlier

zenith pebble
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why wont it just COMPILE

elder shale
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like actually tho

steady vale
elder shale
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finally got the syntax down

zenith pebble
hallow isle
zenith pebble
steady vale
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Everyone look at the fish.

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:[

hallow isle
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What fish

steady vale
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I posted a video

hallow isle
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Where

steady vale
elder shale
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I'm really not starting to feel good lol

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Fuck heaaat

wheat burrow
steady vale
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Does the building not have air conditioning?

hallow isle
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fish

steady vale
zenith pebble
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attarctiveness is linked to the symmetry of the face, or koinophilia

wheat burrow
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ā€œOh there’s food. Oh I missed it. You give me more, pwease?ā€

hallow isle
elder shale
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don't have a robe

zenith pebble
hallow isle
elder shale
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The shit kind

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xd

zenith pebble
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not all wizards wear capes

wheat burrow
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Asked and answered lol

steady vale
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Some are just naked

hallow isle
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a furry robe

wheat burrow
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Not sure I would class a beard as a robe, but sure; let’s run with it lol

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Codey Soprano?

steady vale
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I don't think I've put party hats on my cats
I have with others, they all make that same face

steady vale
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He blows kisses weird

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My cat is on my lap, attempting to attack me when I drink coffee or type

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He also keeps sticking his feet across the screen

limber fractal
limber fractal
limber fractal
zenith pebble
steady vale
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What do I get, i don't want a trophy

limber fractal
wheat burrow
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Two trophies?

elder shale
steady vale
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-gives cookie to Fox- @zenith pebble

limber fractal
steady vale
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Id rather have a bag of sticky frogs

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The ones that stretch and you can throw at walls

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They smell funny

hallow isle
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... haven't you just described all frogs?

steady vale
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Snakes and bugs are acceptable too

steady vale
limber fractal
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i was reading in a Reddit post how that's super common with froggies

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missing the target

steady vale
limber fractal
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when you feed them. like they're super confused and do silly things

hallow isle
hallow isle
steady vale
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Cause it's rude

hallow isle
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is it?

steady vale
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Very

hallow isle
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huh

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next thing you'll be telling me not to put a finger in the cats mouth when it yawns

steady vale
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You can do that

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If you're gentle

steady vale
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Gotta be careful with nails

wheat burrow
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Lmao, that reaction

steady vale
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Bye bye

steady vale
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Ew there's website on my gif

safe path
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Lunch at work, grilled chicken and fries and a mug root beer, bone apple teeth

safe path
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Wow rude, the people doing construction are looking at the lights and stuff and 3 of us are sitting here perfectly fine in the dark eating lunch and they turn on the lights

limber fractal
limber fractal
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had never seen a cat going up a ladder

opaque tartan
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Calm down B Man

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I'm here to stay

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Nuffin you can do

hallow isle
opaque tartan
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Round 2 bruv let's go

wheat burrow
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I’m taking all bets people, I give good odds, promise I don’t just up and leave with the money

opaque tartan
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If that's you Col you look proper fit

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You've changed

wheat burrow
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Cheers mate, yeah I had some work done

opaque tartan
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Nice tits

dim egret
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Cards have been acquired

wheat burrow
limber fractal
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pinned

hallow isle
wheat burrow
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This makes Gordon look like a Jim Henson creation haha

opaque tartan
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Dr Knight made sure of it

mint spear
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think ive hit a record on my group chat

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(i dont touch grass or air)

opaque tartan
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@sterile tartan @silent wagon best thing I've seen today

mint spear
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Im bored what should I do

opaque tartan
hallow isle
wheat burrow
hallow isle
wheat burrow
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Yummy

elder shale
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I been made

limber fractal
elder shale
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#bignoseproblems

elder shale
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lmao

wheat burrow
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That dealer is more corrupt than a trojan that failed an integrity check

spare harbor
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Oh its tempting, found a 6600xt for 310 bucks

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That would give me raytracing over my 5700xt

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Oh frick it. Ill get it. I can pay it off over 6 months on the card i have no interest for 50 a month.

spare harbor
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...

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I LOVE ant eaters

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Notice they walk like giant sloths like megatherium on the knuckles

limber fractal
spare harbor
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That is sorta adorable

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How goes it red?

limber fractal
limber fractal
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sooo Erik asked me why you're Dinocologist

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and ummm

dry bison
limber fractal
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you prob wouldn't wanna hear what i said goaDvaGiggles

wheat burrow
hallow isle
spare harbor
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Im exhausted but good. Field work all week. Currently weeding a acre yard of dandelions, thousand of them

elder shale
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Someone threw the name out there and I thought it was a funny title

hallow isle
wheat burrow
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Yeah lol

hallow isle
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0.60p too

wheat burrow
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I see the date is august 98

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24 years old that ticket, older than a lot in this server haha

elder shale
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time to test meself

hallow isle
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Older than codevasco

elder shale
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feeling like crap so came home early today :/

wheat burrow
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True

hallow isle
wheat burrow
elder shale
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It does not

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yea testing

wheat burrow
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Best to test in the morning man

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Right now bed and water

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Maybe not in that order

hallow isle
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I have ones you need to deep throat at the moment

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I can't stand things touching the back of my throat

wheat burrow
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Gargle gargle

hallow isle
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makes me retch every time

wheat burrow
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Yeah I have a vicious gag reflex

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Every new dentist I have to warn

dry bison
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I feel like I have laryngitis. Taking it easy for a couple days

wheat burrow
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One didn’t believe me and had to clean their little sink after… I felt bad

mint spear
elder shale
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It still negative

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I think I honestly am just exhausted over the week and the heat didn't help

wheat burrow
elder shale
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Kickass wife

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literally

wheat burrow
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Ditto better be disguising as something else for a while hahaha

elder shale
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I'm still really happy Obi Wan is doing aikido in the new show

wheat burrow
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She’s pretty cool though, she’ll probably just laugh and call me a twat

spare harbor
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What adam, not who

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Basically the art of redirecting force

elder shale
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Martial art I practice

spare harbor
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Ha, I remember seeing a kid basically do that in middle school.

limber fractal
spare harbor
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Kid goes to punch him, and flys into the wall as he redirects him

limber fractal
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the art of redirecting force

elder shale
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Yea man, aikido is definitely for middle schoolers

spare harbor
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It sure made the bully think twice about attacking him

limber fractal
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love that so much about various aspects of Asian teachings, not just in martial arts

hallow isle
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Codevasco beats up kids?

elder shale
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Yes

spare harbor
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OK! gota go, time to work outside again

elder shale
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So much so that there's a version of Aikido for kids and that's the one I go to

wheat burrow
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I did a little aiki-jujutsu in the past, that was pretty cool

elder shale
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Seriously tho, not really made for kids

limber fractal
elder shale
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lmfao

hallow isle
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If I'd have known I was allowed to deck kids I'd have started doing aikido years ago

mint spear
#

You can do it now, it's totally free too.

limber fractal
elder shale
wheat burrow
#

@mint spear šŸ«‚

limber fractal
#

speaking of Ditto hugs, where u at with your Guntie pact? goaDvaGiggles

mint spear
#

54 😩

limber fractal
#

nice! you getting closer! hahahaha

wheat burrow
#

What’s the aim?

mint spear
#

100 kisses for Guntie.

wheat burrow
#

Ahh

limber fractal
#

we should make a channel that is purely for showing Gunter affection

wheat burrow
#

Tis a worth use of time

mint spear
#

I assumed and planned for it taking me around a week to finish.

limber fractal
mint spear
#

Gunter better commit to me after this. 😤

limber fractal
limber fractal
wheat burrow
mint spear
#

šŸ˜Ž

wheat burrow
#

So… lovely weather we’re having lately

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Ok I’m in

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Where this betting channel?

elder shale
#

Couscous for dinner

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and mango curry

#

yum

limber fractal
wheat burrow
# elder shale yum

Nothing wrong with your appetite, lad. Sure you’re really feeling sick or is your Boot Camp teacher in this server or something?

elder shale
#

wha

wheat burrow
#

Lol

elder shale
#

am confused

wheat burrow
#

Lol

#

When most people feel ill they don’t feel like eating

#

I jest

mint spear
#

Poor Code 😩

wheat burrow
#

(Blink twice if Boot Camp master is in the server, then blink his/her ID in binary and we can get them removed)

mint spear
#

Many years back I skipped work to have a meal with family, turned up at restaurant and my supervisor was there, also skipping work.

wheat burrow
#

Amazing

dry bison
#

"HI SON"

wheat burrow
#

Ohhhh plot twist

mint spear
#

O_O

hallow isle
#

Then everyone clapped

dry bison
#

bird screaming into a cup

mint spear
wheat burrow
#

Don’t sell yourself short

dry bison
#

Yeah. How can we resell you when you're so cheap?

mint spear
#

Ebay, no reserve.

dry bison
#

Is that a thing?

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I haven't used ebay in decades.

wheat burrow
#

When I was a student myself and a few mates went drinking and one called in sick for me to the bar I worked in; then we got so drunk (absinthe from 11am) we went to the bar I worked at

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Surprisingly I was not fired

hallow isle
dry bison
#

Sweet Home Alabama

hallow isle
#

I've never skipped work

hallow isle
#

I should try it some time

mint spear
#

Ballsy move.

#

You definitely should.

wheat burrow
#

Probably all of the above… is that an option?

mint spear
#

Hahaha

hallow isle
#

I don't really know how though

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I mean

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If I called in and said "I cbf comfing in today"

dry bison
#

cbf?

hallow isle
#

my manager would just be like 'aight, see you tomorrow'

wheat burrow
#

Can’t be fucked

dry bison
#

Yeah ya need something better then that.

#

They said skip work, not lie to your employer

mint spear
#

Phoning first thing in the morning with your morning rough voice is super convincing to get you sounding sick.

hallow isle
#

I just email in

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No one uses phones any more

wheat burrow
#

I was smoking 40 a day then… my voice was always like someone had taken a porcupine holding sandpaper to a badger’s arse

mint spear
#

That is very true.

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Holy shit dude.

wheat burrow
#

Then I was not at all. We are talking over 20 years ago

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Now I’m, doing ok

hallow isle
#

B+H silver is £12.40 for 20 these days

wheat burrow
#

Also now I don’t smoke so maybe there’s a correlation

dry bison
#

Or if you have health insurance, call doctor schedule consultation on a suspicious lump, tell employer you have a doc appointment, goto appointment, they tell you that you probably had a cyst and that it was absorbed by your body because the lump is gone which gives you the rest of the day off

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Employer isn't entitled to know about your lumps

hallow isle
#

That'd be 8 grand a year on fags these days

left wyvern
#

My. Lovely lady humps? Check it out?

wheat burrow
left wyvern
#

UK has 40 pack cigarettes šŸ‘€ šŸ‘€

wheat burrow
#

I think it was about 3.20 a deck when I started

wheat burrow
left wyvern
#

Oh gotchu

hallow isle
#

cigars or panatellas in 5's

left wyvern
#

10' cigs?

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Wtf

wheat burrow
#

100 is a carton though

mint spear
#

They purposely making it expensive though instead of banning it outright. About to change age to buy smokes to 21.

wheat burrow
#

Wait no that’s 200

left wyvern
#

America changed to 21 for cigs iirc

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A few years back

hallow isle
#

I don't smoke but I used to sell 'em, glad I don't have to do it now

left wyvern
#

I actually knew a tobacco shop that would machine roll their own tobacco products for singles and small packs 🤣

#

I smoke 😫 😢

mint spear
#

šŸ˜•

#

We all have vices tbh.

wheat burrow
hallow isle
wheat burrow
#

Ice cream vans used to sell singles back in the day ahaha

dry bison
#

I remember everyone used to just hitch a ride or hop on over to the local reservation and buy cartons, resell em dirt cheap. Natives don't pay taxes.

safe path
#

Ooh vices, I thought you said voices Ditto

left wyvern
#

I actually read an article that said although cigarettes smoking is the leading cause of lung cancer, that a much smaller percentage of smoker get it

mint spear
#

We all have voices too tbh

safe path
#

I was gunna link Randy Orton and his theme music lol

wheat burrow
dry bison
#

Natives buy em and resell em to the white folks

wheat burrow
#

Ahhh ok

hallow isle
#

I mean wouldn't you?

mint spear
#

White folk bought natives and resold them, only fair I guess.

dry bison
#

You'd see some shitty ass volvo leaving a reservation with garbage bags of cigarettes

left wyvern
#

Yo

#

If we talking indigenous Americans (native americans) we just killed about ninety some odd percentage of their people. We didn't enslave them much

dry bison
#

Where I used to work, had a guy hanging out at the bus stop on the way home every day around 6AM, selling off his cartons

safe path
dry bison
#

Always had two gym bags. Guy didn't look like he spent an hour in a gym

spiral zephyr
safe path
#

As in I gotta go back to work soon lol

left wyvern
#

But all that medical payments is what keeps the private sector health care going in America šŸ¤”

dry bison
#

Realistically, I imagine if people were literally paid to quit smoking it would probably cost the healthcare system less and rebalance the cost of eating healthy foods.

mint spear
#

Healthcare here refuses medical procedures if you are a smoker.

hallow isle
#

No organs fur u

dry bison
#

I'm an advocate for tax incentives for people choosing healthy life choices, like gym memberships

mint spear
#

Not entitled to organs or any life saving treatments.

elder shale
#

lmao

#

I actually get more appetite when I'm sick

mint spear
hallow isle
mint spear
#

Lmfao

dim egret
#

Im exhaustes

#

Only 4 hours of sleep

mint spear
#

Hello exhaustes.

left wyvern
hallow isle
left wyvern
#

Behind Switzerland

mint spear
dim egret
#

I work nights

mint spear
#

That'll do it.

dim egret
#

Came home at 4am, went to sleep at 5 slept until 10am

left wyvern
#

Trust me. I don't disagree that smoking is bad for you

spiral zephyr
left wyvern
#

But I also think the government putting quantitative numbers on how much "productivity" you should have is also bad

dim egret
# mint spear That'll do it.

I have a 5 day weekend, so trying to have a semi normal schedule. Going to see a movie at 8pm tonight, when i get home im passing out

hallow isle
#

oh

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I don't have any work for a week

#

yay me

left wyvern
dim egret
#

Top Gun @dry bison

dry bison
dim egret
#

Natani answer my dm

safe path
#

Ugh the wifi at work is slower than the sloths at the DMV in Zootopia

dim egret
#

Furry reference

safe path
#

Huh you sent one again?

#

Oh derp discord isn't pinging me

spiral zephyr
left wyvern
#

I also never said I didn't understand tax bases on cigarettes btw

dim egret
safe path
#

Slow ass internet

dry bison
#

Ass internet

#

That's what all the internet is for

#

Welcome to Bumble

#

Assble

left wyvern
#

It is sad that the government makes lower and middle class citizens pay more for Healthcare than the wealthy, but then again šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

hallow isle
#

I don't get why they called it bumble tbh

#

because

#

bumble

#

is rabbit poop

dry bison
#

Abgers assble

spiral zephyr
dry bison
#

That's Captain America at the dentist

eternal thorn
#

I have an ass emoji

dry bison
#

It says cake, but I wouldn't eat it

hallow isle
#

A typical rabbit will poop around 200-350 times a day, this changes in volume based on how big your rabbit is and how much they eat and how their mood is. For example, a rabbit that has recently been scared may produce smaller poops for a few hours after.

left wyvern
#

I think we just have different opinions on what your premises entail

elder shale
#

I feel like absolute shit

hallow isle
#

Nature is amazing

eternal thorn
#

I have the non Christmas version too, but the name will throw anyone off that doesn't play Genshin

dry bison
eternal thorn
elder shale
#

Drank like 4 and came home, did not feel like staying there today
am eggsausted

spiral zephyr
elder shale
#

like actually thought I had COVID

#

turns out i'm just fucking pooped

dry bison
#

Were you dosed?

left wyvern
#

Ok?

elder shale
#

dosed?

eternal thorn
dry bison
#

Someone spike your drink?

elder shale
#

no

#

i was feeling like shit before lol

left wyvern
#

Did I ever say you didn't get to choose your points?

left wyvern
#

And if you can, why can't i?

dry bison
eternal thorn
spiral zephyr
left wyvern
#

Diversions of what

#

What am I diverting?

spiral zephyr
#

Logic

left wyvern
#

Logic

#

Ok bud

spiral zephyr
#

Fallacies of diversion

left wyvern
#

My premise is that statistics of a singular entity not weighed upon the issues that cause said statistics, is garbage

elder shale
#

Look at this cute dog

#

isn't it better than arguing :)

eternal thorn
#

Cats better

left wyvern
#

I literally never said smoking isn't bad. Didn't say taxes were silly. Made no judgement on the age increase

wheat burrow
dry bison
#

people cattle?

spiral zephyr
eternal thorn
#

Id say yall could move to #serious, but

left wyvern
#

You did

#

But ok

spiral zephyr
#

Another strawman

eternal thorn
#

@ocean pebble look, its the internet happening again

left wyvern
#

What am I trying to disagree with?

#

Smoking is bas

#

But the American government is also shit

ocean pebble
#

Huh what

left wyvern
#

That's my point

#

What is yours

safe path
#

And break is officially over x.x

elder shale
#

Hi Nat

left wyvern
#

Targeted like shit because I said I smoke

ocean pebble
#

What are you people arguing about

left wyvern
#

That's the issue

eternal thorn
hallow isle
#

imagine having fixed breaks

dry bison
#

I'm in favor of elections, but I disagree with people being allowed to just fart in elevators.

elder shale
#

gaze upon kitty

dry bison
#

I like milk, but I'm not touching that flour....ugh feels gross

#

I could never do my own dough bare handed

#

It makes my skin crawl

dry bison
#

Damn that gif has degraded

hallow isle
#

no u

spiral zephyr
left wyvern
#

Bet. Glad you had that thought

wheat burrow
#

It came from Adam who openly states he’s a pox, so it’s not a wonder the gif looks a little ill

limber fractal
#

Yo

dry bison
#

I don't know if I'd characterize the thought as idiotic. It is a manifestation of a chemical dependency to help curb stress. Seems natural.

wheat burrow
#

Panic, comfort, smoke

#

Can’t breathe, smoke?

spiral zephyr
#

Exactly lol

dry bison
#

Chemicals don't care if you can breathe. Breathing is just another chemical exchange you'll probably want in a couple seconds later.

left wyvern
#

Drink bottled water? Getting plastic. Eat fast food? Don't even want to think about those preservatives. Smoke cigarettes? Might get sick. That's the choices we make and have to succumb to in this rough life we live

left wyvern
#

I take plenty of medications for my ailments. Quite the chemical cocktail I can be

dry bison
#

Hell, longer

left wyvern
spiral zephyr
wheat burrow
#

Arcadia; I don’t think anyone is attacking you to the extent you think dude. You’re right, choices are there and life is shit so do what you like and what makes you happy. Just take care is all I ask. I’ve done a shit tone of things and I don’t regret any of it (not yet anyway) and I doubt I will. I made the choice so I suffer the consequences of my actions. I only hope I don’t become a burden to those I love. I guess that’s the best way I can say it

dry bison
#

Salt and lard is not a "better" preservative.

zenith pebble
#

it's italiano

#

the paneli

left wyvern
#

I only thought one person was attacking me btw

hallow isle
#

paneloni

left wyvern
#

But I thank you

#

Sir or mad'dam

zenith pebble
#

what delusions, who's behind me

left wyvern
#

It's over

wheat burrow
#

I only quit smoking recently, and as I said; I don’t judge others if they wish to. When I’m out I don’t turn my nose up when I smell a cigarette

dry bison
#

It's bumble. We're all behind you.

wheat burrow
#

You’re good

dry bison
#

It's a conga line

zenith pebble
#

bumbles bounce!

dry bison
#

Why is this the pic that comes up when you bumble search?

zenith pebble
#

because its the bumble

#

from the claymation christmas movie

#

where herbie wants to be a dentist

zenith pebble
#

rudolph thats what its called

dry bison
#

Oh. I thought it was some sort of perverse exploration of a new predatory dating app

limber fractal
#

let's stop

zenith pebble
left wyvern
#

I already said it was over

limber fractal
#

if you guys have to block each other, Discord has a nice feature for it

#

no baiting into unnecessary drama

eternal thorn
left wyvern
#

I'm obviously in distress, I'm obviously upset by what's been said, yet you still persist?

#

I did block him

zenith pebble
#

let us move forward, into the weekend, as friends

limber fractal
#

change of topic everyone

#

move on

eternal thorn
#

I like bananas.

wheat burrow
#

I like the bottom one

dry bison
#

I do like holographic projectors

zenith pebble
#

who is doing something this weekend

zenith pebble
#

question mark

dry bison
#

I sold the electric wheelchair I got mum because she was fickle

#

Finally

wheat burrow
eternal thorn
dry bison
#

Sold it for what I spent on it

limber fractal
left wyvern
#

Fallacies of diversrion

eternal thorn
#

No, listen to the admin

#

I swear

#

She told you to stop

#

You keep going

zenith pebble
#

breathing and expeditions sound good, maybe i should try the expedition, but to be tbh i have a base i need to try to complete tonight @limber fractal

spare harbor
#

Arcadia, breaaath. Just drop it , post do red what goes on, drop it here.

#

OK!

wheat burrow
#

I feel I started something bad by discussing my old habit. I must apologise for issues if that be the case. I bring great shame to family

spare harbor
#

So as for my weekend, definitely expedition

limber fractal
#

i don't want to have to do timeouts guys.

zenith pebble
mint spear
#

😩

zenith pebble
#

michael che guevara

eternal thorn
zenith pebble
#

lets do name mashups

#

tom cruise ship

wheat burrow
#

Lords, ladies, gents, illegitimate children of Cthulhu; let us move forth into the light and not back to whence we came. We are all here for Friday night and shenanigans.

spare harbor
#

So whats for dinner guys, should I get mexican or italian?

zenith pebble
#

owen wilson basketball

eternal thorn
#

Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch

zenith pebble
#

mexitalian

spare harbor
#

Mexitalian?

#

Thats a concept...

zenith pebble
#

probably

wheat burrow
#

It is now

spare harbor
#

I mean I could do a mexican wedding soup italian style

wheat burrow
#

Make it so

zenith pebble
#

i mean, i know some mexicans that make a mean pizza pie

spare harbor
#

This is true

zenith pebble
#

oh

#

also taco pizza

#

there u go, mexitalian confirmed

eternal thorn
#

Mexican pizza pie you say? worryeyes

#

I'm from Texas and have never had this

wheat burrow
#

I’m in

zenith pebble
#

is taco topped pizza an american only type of thing?

#

like our other stupid pizzas? mac n cheese for example

spare harbor
#

This little mexican joint I go to makes the bed Quesadilla Ive ever had here in town, full meal, with horchata is 16 bucs. NOT a bad deal when you consider the side of the bomber

wheat burrow
#

Ceryn you have all the ingredients close by, get on it and make millions

spare harbor
#

Its so big, the quesadilla itself covers the plate

wheat burrow
#

Ahh

eternal thorn
#

I'm not in Texas anymore

zenith pebble
#

sounds like youre thinkin mexican @spare harbor

spare harbor
#

Eh, I always think mexican Fox

eternal thorn
#

I also have celiac now, would have to find a lotta substitutes

wheat burrow
#

Apologies

dry bison
#

Mum was like...."I want an electric wheelchair because reasons." I was like..."I'm stupid and enable bad decisions. buys electric wheelchair"...and she's like "I'm fickle and I don't want this anymore", so I go "Fuck. This is going to be hard to sell" somehow manages to sell for same amount purchased

spare harbor
#

When I was nearly broke for 3 years, I ate bean burritos nearly every night since its all I could afford and I STILL wanted more.

#

I just love mexican that much

eternal thorn
#

Mexican is good

#

Wish my wife liked it

hallow isle
wheat burrow
#

Although… I worked with a chef who was allergic to basically everything he cooked and so could not taste it but understood food so well he was a head chef

zenith pebble
dry bison
#

The guy I sold the chair to is going to rip out the motors and wheels to build an automatic robot lawnmower

spare harbor
#

Dawwww

eternal thorn
spare harbor
#

I approve this fox!

hallow isle
dry bison
zenith pebble
#

@limber fractal look at the foxie

hallow isle
#

I had a delicious burger yesterday, bread and all

eternal thorn
hallow isle
#

made from a cow that lived a few miles away from the pub

spare harbor
#

Lately been eating pizza, because cheap pizza is good.

mint spear
eternal thorn
#

Gluten free bread is annoying to keep

#

You gotta freeze it

wheat burrow
#

As someone who suffers food related issues when it comes to the bottom end of the scale I can sympathise

spare harbor
#

OH OH! I had my first try at fake beef stir fry day before last. Man, Id swear that fake beef was real beef prepared that way.

hallow isle
spare harbor
#

The texture was spot on

wheat burrow
#

So being bossed about by my asshole is common, but don’t tell the wife that’s what I referred to her as 🤣 joke joke

eternal thorn
wheat burrow
#

Seriously don’t tell her

#

I’ll be killed

spare harbor
#

Lol Nope ceryn, though my tounge couldnt tell

wheat burrow
#

Too late

mint spear
zenith pebble
spare harbor
#

It was divine, with the birds eye chili sauce i made

eternal thorn
#

What is beef if not cow persevering

zenith pebble
#

gunna tell tycho