off-topic-bond-james-bond

[eternal thorn]

Is you in my dms

Talking to my wife

In my dms

[safe path]

o.o

https://tenor.com/view/american-dad-drama-roger-gif-20947742

[eternal thorn]

Its nothing bad

Lol

[elder shale]

What

I tagged you in this channel sur

[eternal thorn]

And

I didn't see it

[elder shale]

Okay x2

[primal kelp]

remember he still has something in his eye

[eternal thorn]

I can send you a link tho

[primal kelp]

he cannot see very well

[eternal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/super-smash-bros-brawl-link-sword-shield-video-game-gif-17524402

Here you are

A link

[primal kelp]

isnt that zelda

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/ñaña-smelly-cat-poto-peo-caca-gif-15249238

[eternal thorn]

Yep, from Elder Scrolls

[primal kelp]

i dont remember that when i played

[eternal thorn]

Its not that I can't see well

[elder shale]

Yea it's that game where you're a monster hunter with a cool medallion

[eternal thorn]

In fact, that i can still see perfectly is what makes this thing in my eye worse

[primal kelp]

its prob scratched

not something in it

[eternal thorn]

From WHAT

[primal kelp]

idk its ur eye

[zenith pebble]

@opaque tartan

[primal kelp]

u prob had something in it and rubbed it

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/eyeball-creepy-halloween-scary-cool-gif-19806626

[primal kelp]

[eternal thorn]

Ok

Yall are asking for it now

[primal kelp]

i had that as my pfp once it creeped ppl out

[eternal thorn]

[zenith pebble]

:eyesemoji:

[elder shale]

Kiss me with your eyes

[zenith pebble]

butterfly kisses awwww

[primal kelp]

eye kissing was prob what got u into trouble

[elder shale]

Guy, you better stop being cute

Or I'm gonna French kiss your eyeball

[eternal thorn]

Wait till you see how French kissing works

[zenith pebble]

i know how it works

and i know eskimo kisses and all sorts!

bring it code! my eyes have had all sorts of contact mishaps, i bet they can take a tongue lol

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/stitch-lick-saliva-gif-5509072

[zenith pebble]

tbh i can touch my eyeball with my finger, thank u contacts

[elder shale]

I've been wearing glasses since I was 2, I don't think I can switch to contacts nowadays lol

[eternal thorn]

I don't need contacts to touch my eyeball with my finger

[elder shale]

Not that I ever tried,

or want to

[primal kelp]

i started wearing glasses a couple years ago

[zenith pebble]

advantages of contacts, no perfect vision blind spots, or by their actual name, blind spots

[elder shale]

Why uh

Why would you have blindspots wearing glasses

I mean barring like a very small portion of your peripheric vision

[eternal thorn]

Thick frame

[zenith pebble]

i added contacts to the repertoire many years after my first glasses

[elder shale]

bruh

[eternal thorn]

Idk tbh

I don't need glasses

[zenith pebble]

yeah even in peripherals good vision

dont have to worry about breaking glasses playing contact sports

or just doin stuff

[mint spear]

for now

[elder shale]

I only do one kind of contact sports

[eternal thorn]

Listen

[elder shale]

I sneak behind people and suplex them

[eternal thorn]

My hearing is already going bad

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/suplex-bear-anime-gif-5204204

[eternal thorn]

I don't want glasses too

[mint spear]

wish I could change that

[elder shale]

Embrace decay and entropy

Embrace Grandfather Nurgle's blessings

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/bobs-burgers-tina-jimmy-tinkle-gif-13862487

lmao oh what out of context text

[eternal thorn]

You can

If you're willing to front my totally cheap American medical bills

[mint spear]

come to brazil

[zenith pebble]

(she kicks boys in the tinkle-dink)

[mint spear]

and we'll solve that

[mint spear]

embrace pain

[eternal thorn]

Should I call it that from now on

Just to keep family friendly?

[zenith pebble]

i forget what she said girls have, anyway this lil girl was getting in trouble at school for bullying

[zenith pebble]

if youre currently short on replacements for family friendly environments, then absolutely

[eternal thorn]

I don't get out much

So I actually have barely any family friendly environments

[mint spear]

what if I teleported into your house and became your friend?

[eternal thorn]

Thats not how you make friends

[mint spear]

what if I made you breakfast?

[hallow isle]

would

[eternal thorn]

Depends on if you knew what my allergies were

[primal kelp]

im allergic to taxes

[mint spear]

what are your allergies?

[eternal thorn]

Nope

What kind of breakfast are you making

[elder shale]

I, too, am allergic to Texas

[eternal thorn]

Same

And I was born there

[elder shale]

I've only been to Louisiana so I wouldn't know tbh lol

[eternal thorn]

Half my family is in Louisiana

[primal kelp]

havent left the east coast

[elder shale]

New Orleaaans is nice

[mint spear]

one to make you happy

[elder shale]

and I've been to both Orleans!

[eternal thorn]

Will it have toast

[elder shale]

The one in France is nice town too

[mint spear]

yep

[eternal thorn]

Willing to bet the France New Orleans doesn't get crime a lot

[dusty magnet]

the orleans

[elder shale]

there's the new orleans and the old orleans

[eternal thorn]

You've failed the test. I have celiac.

[elder shale]

Which is just

Orleans

lol

[mint spear]

:(

[dusty magnet]

😦

[eternal thorn]

[dusty magnet]

i just got tested for it

[mint spear]

no idea whats celiac

[jaunty copper]

you mean Orlyonn

[dusty magnet]

happy to say that i do not have it

[dusty magnet]

cant eat gluten

[eternal thorn]

Gluten will destroy my intestines if eaten

[elder shale]

You don't call it Or-leens, you call it Orr-leh-on (kind of a nasal sound)

Yes smoosh

[mint spear]

theres bread without gluten

[eternal thorn]

New Orlens

[elder shale]

Orleans should just change the name to Orleens

xd

[mint spear]

orleans should be purple

[eternal thorn]

Apparently I have veeeery distant family that

Founded a city in Louisiana

[mint spear]

is that good ot bad?

[eternal thorn]

Idk?

[mint spear]

which city

[eternal thorn]

Natchitoches
Now try pronouncing that

[mint spear]

natchitoches

done

[eternal thorn]

Way I was told to say it was "knack-a-dish"

Or something like that

[elder shale]

.best-I-can-do-is-blue

-or red

sorry

[mint spear]

its alr

temperature a week ago

[eternal thorn]

@mint spear

Did you play it yet

[hallow isle]

@elder shale I hear you're invading the UK

[elder shale]

quid

I am?

[hallow isle]

so the news says

https://www.galwaybeo.ie/news/galway-news/killer-portuguese-man-o-war-7120935

[elder shale]

rofl

better watch out

[mint spear]

did you knew portugal has a treaty with the uk signed around the 1300's that still works to this day?

[elder shale]

I've unintentionally stepped on a man-o-war
thank fuck it was dead or that would've probably been an unpleasant experience

[elder shale]

yes

[mint spear]

very interesting

[elder shale]

yea man, wine is a helluva motivator

xd

[mint spear]

is wine good?

[left wyvern]

If I was wrong, would I know?

[hallow isle]

Maybe

Some people make whole careers out of being wrong

[left wyvern]

But. Do they know?

What if, when we sleep we are actually waking up and when we wake up we are dreaming??

If plants talk to each other with pheromones, how loud would a dying nipnip plant be?

If people dream of sheep, what does a sheep dream of?

Ok I'm done then

👋

[mint spear]

cya

[red bough]

@limber fractal https://twitter.com/allyc375/status/1528684438732800000

Alison Cameron 🤍❤️🤍💙💛 (@allyc375)

At last I caught on camera the jogger who throws nuts behind him & as a result is recognised by a group of squirrels who run behind him. #SquirrelScrolling

Likes

29507

Retweets

4090

▶ Play video

Twitter · May 23, 2022, 10:29 AM

[limber fractal]

weird, doesn't expand?

[primal kelp]

https://fxtwitter.com/allyc375/status/1528684438732800000

[left wyvern]

The link is worth it

It's so cute

[primal kelp]

did the site go down

sadge

the dude with the nuts

[limber fractal]

omg that's adorable! lol how can squirrels be so darn cute?

[silent wagon]

https://twitter.com/morebuttertv/status/1529151981792727040?s=21&t=asL9AexjFXyvlt9g0iexpQ

More Butter 🧈 (@morebuttertv)

Seth Green’s Bored Ape NFT, which was set to star in its own animated show, was stolen through a phishing scam.

Green no longer owns the commercial rights to the NFT and thus the show cannot move forward.

🔗: https://t.co/Bdrw8qKhzi

Likes

36397

Retweets

4815

Twitter · May 24, 2022, 5:26 PM

[limber fractal]

holy fudge

[primal kelp]

i get stronger every time a crypto scam happens

[limber fractal]

good NFT times

[primal kelp]

the dude that has it is on twitter

[silent wagon]

NFTimes

[limber fractal]

[eternal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/john-jonah-jameson-lol-laughing-hysterically-laughing-out-loud-funny-gif-17710543

[red bough]

@limber fractal https://twitter.com/MellNox/status/1528641815733223424

mellory nox (@MellNox)

Ich habe umgestellt das stört beim #hörnchenfrühstück 😅
Jetzt tobt es hier durch Garten und Terrasse ,trinkt holt sich ne Nuss und weiter geht's 😍

▶ Play video

Twitter · May 23, 2022, 7:39 AM

[limber fractal]

so cute. altho i'd never feed squirrels like that. btw, what does this mean? "Ich habe umgestellt das stört beim #hörnchenfrühstück" google translate made it weird

[red bough]

"i did rearrange some things, which disturbed the squirrelbreakfast"

[limber fractal]

holy cow. Google translate or Twitter translate really failed on that one lol

[red bough]

cant blame it, it uses some ... creative language. the german short word for squirrel is hörnchen, which is also the term for ... scones/croissants. combine that with the word for breakfast (frühstück) and ... well ... i dont blame automated translation to not get it. 😄

hörnchenfrühstück == squirrelbreakfast. frühstückshörnchen == breakfastcroissants. 😄

[limber fractal]

omg that's adorbz re: scones/croissants = squirrel

wow fruhstuck sounds hilarious for breakfast

way cool

[red bough]

früh == early

stück == piece/thing

(which as a combined term, makes about as much sense as breakfast)

[dapper copper]

Fluff party

[red bough]

bilche!

[dry bison]

Cryptocurrencies make me angry. It's like some wall street fat cat, rather than take on the problems of corrupt investments and short-selling tom foolery, said: Hey...How can be capitalize on the stupidity of investors in an economy of untaxable futures occupied by rich bitches with more money than brains who don't pay on earnings as they never profit since it's tucked into futures, which they budget actual losses against to avoid paying for any actual gains they make

Oh, I know. Let's play "Whose line is it anyway" with the world, where everything is made up and the points don't matter!

[hallow isle]

Aren't you supposed to be busy kicking down the door of Arasaka Tower?

[dry bison]

I've already destroyed that game. Its ending left me a shell of a manshell. You may call me Shelly.

Damn it GeForce, I don't care if a game ready driver is available

(I am lying. I do)

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/money-cash-mr-burns-throw-gif-17332040

"Find out what happens to your pension contributions"

[thick stump]

holy fuck just read the news about Texas 😦

[safe path]

that active shooteR?

[thick stump]

yeah

[dry bison]

That game sucks

[silent wagon]

27th one this year

[thick stump]

unbelievable and sickening. This time targeting an elementary school

[primal kelp]

and ppl wonder why theres a stereotypew about america and school shootings

[dry bison]

It's not as much a stereotype as it is a statistic

[eternal thorn]

Itd be nice if this country wasn't trash.

[dry bison]

Meh. It's not trash imo

Lots of problems. Lots of opportunities to get better.

[eternal thorn]

There isn't a whole lot nice i can say about it tbh. Theres credit where its due, but this isn't a great place to live.

[dry bison]

I honestly don't believe that where credit is due, americans give enough

The people who make America as good as it is are a passionate lot

They end up getting passing acknowledgement

Even when the news comes calling to ask survivors of major events who they're thankful for, they're almost never acknowledging the hard work of individuals risking their lives to save them and theirs.

Worse, when shit goes wrong and people fail - You can mark it down, because politicking bullshit will make sure there are names on the hashtag then

[silent wagon]

Ain't the first time, sadly

And just like last time, nothing will change

[primal kelp]

we didnt learn from sandy hook and all the other ones after

[dry bison]

What could have been learned?

[cunning dagger]

I thought I was losing weight but I'm pretty sure its my belt that expanded.

I don't know what weapon the gunman used but I'll say this: assault weapons are for war and mass murder, not defense.

[still timber]

berserk.

[cunning dagger]

Just to be clear, I'm against assault weapons for the public.

[dusty magnet]

ya boy be applying for jobs again 😎

gonna send out 1000 resumes if i have to

[dim egret]

You'll only get about 317 responses

[zenith pebble]

more like 37

[safe path]

Man watching this awesome movie set in the near future. Books about the moon landing and Apollo missions are replaced with books saying the moon landing was faked and used to bankrupt the Soviet union. Food is running low and they are wanting people to be farmers.

[dusty magnet]

7 if im lucky

[left wyvern]

So can I rant here about being called a "lib" by an intolerant person who apparently doesn't approve of gender pronouns, but does approve of receiving handouts, and cheating companies to save money.

If I can't ill delete that rant

But I'm upset

Delete this is if need be moderator. I am just upset by intolerance

[dry bison]

I'll gladly accept being called liberal. Liberals are awesome.

Or is lib something else?>

[primal kelp]

pronouns dont exist

[dry bison]

Speak for themself.

Cogito ergo vos estis

[primal kelp]

i dont use pronouns they shouldnt either

[dry bison]

They don't exist.

[dim egret]

Lib is that one thing where people cant pronounce certain words properly, mainly the letter S

[dry bison]

When I say they, I mean they.

[safe path]

It took me a moment to realize you where being facetious

[primal kelp]

looking at the news and the body count from the school shooting went up

[dry bison]

Yes unfortunately.

More died in hospital

[primal kelp]

yep appalled by it

[opaque tartan]

Hope you feel better after a rant 🫂

I have a little pop now and then about things I think are bullshit

[primal kelp]

i yell at my plush nessie if i need to rant

[opaque tartan]

I took the cat out for a walk and to look at the stars

Sky was quite clear

[dry bison]

Stars are amazing.

[primal kelp]

anyone watched morbius?

i want to watch it to see how bad it is

[opaque tartan]

I don't watch Marvel films :/

[primal kelp]

but idk if i should put myself thru it

[opaque tartan]

I watched the fist Iron Man and Thor

But kinda switched off

[primal kelp]

i watch marvel movies bc they dont require much thought or focus, just decent action flick for me

not very invested in it

[dry bison]

I like giant balls of plasma that burn at temperatures hot enough to fuse heavy elements

[opaque tartan]

Arnie films are my thing

Commando was hilarious

[dry bison]

Commando the game?

[opaque tartan]

The film dude

Commandos was good though

[primal kelp]

oh that one

i think i watched it when my dad had it on maybe

[dry bison]

I'm trying to remember the xcom like game I played before that was like...commander or something. It was hilarious

[opaque tartan]

The one where he throws a saw blade and it scalps some guy

[primal kelp]

i dont remember movies much

[opaque tartan]

Throws a pipe into Bennet and says "let off some steam"

As the steam flows out of the pipe in his chest

[primal kelp]

was going to say command & conquer

prob one in the series had an xcom like theme

do i make food or eat orange

very complex problem

[opaque tartan]

Do both

[primal kelp]

cant ill be too full to sleep its 9pm

[opaque tartan]

2.30 am here

Just got home

Had a date after work 😬

[primal kelp]

guessing it didnt go well with that face

[opaque tartan]

I got home at 2.15

Can't be that bad

But that face is because I should have been in bed

[primal kelp]

work tmrw?

[opaque tartan]

Yeah but not a lot

[dry bison]

Nah the game I'm thinking you had a squad of soldiers

It wasn't as much a war sim as it was a scenario sim in the same vein as xcom

but circe 1990s

[opaque tartan]

It wasn't Commandos?

Can't be Cannon Fodder

[dry bison]

I seem to recall it being more humorous than commandos

but it might've just been how I played

Abject incompetent luck

[opaque tartan]

Z?

[dry bison]

Speaking of tactical games...I have so many to play

[primal kelp]

take out tactical and thats me

i buy games but dont play them

[left wyvern]

I dont mind being called "liberal" or "'conservative" and I prefer to stay out of almost anything political, but when it's not even spelled out, and used as an insult, not only do I get offended by the attempt of insulting, but by the mindset I assume that person may have.

Sorry btw s all around. Ty

[primal kelp]

i dont like politics but my twitter feed is full of it

[left wyvern]

If you called me a poo face with the same contempt someone might call one a sh*t head with, I'd still be offended

Confused, but offended

[primal kelp]

manure head

[jaunty copper]

cabeza de caca

[opaque tartan]

I have been referred to as poo face

[primal kelp]

poopyhead is a much more positive term

[jaunty copper]

how ruuuuude

[opaque tartan]

I was born in a racist dogshit country mate, what do you expect

[primal kelp]

america?

[jaunty copper]

innit

[opaque tartan]

Burn it all down

[left wyvern]

A word might only be a word but the context behind said word could be the

Ok hold on

I'm dying right now

[opaque tartan]

The OG shit one

[primal kelp]

oh the father of america

[left wyvern]

I was trying to say something poetic but you made me loose track

[opaque tartan]

Unfortunately

[primal kelp]

france

[opaque tartan]

LOL

[primal kelp]

jk uk

[opaque tartan]

Nah thank fuck I don't come from France

jk

[left wyvern]

I'm French😫

🤣

[opaque tartan]

My mum is half French

[jaunty copper]

je suis desolee

[left wyvern]

French ancestry but not from France

[opaque tartan]

Same

Mum grew up in Scotland

I grew up in London

Hate the Western world because

Stabbings here, shootings there

Not exactly good examples

[left wyvern]

Mon ancêtre est français mais je ne suis pas de France. J'aime aussi les applications de traduction

[primal kelp]

all the french i know is

🥖 🏳️

[left wyvern]

"My ancestry is French but I am not from France. I also like translator apps"

[dim egret]

Who was being facticious?

[primal kelp]

me and mumbles

[opaque tartan]

Fromage

[left wyvern]

Omledo?

Holdu p

[primal kelp]

i want to try french cuisine

[left wyvern]

Omlette au fromage

[dim egret]

Ah

[left wyvern]

Wait

[opaque tartan]

Du fromage?

[primal kelp]

🍟

[opaque tartan]

Avec fromage?

[primal kelp]

isnt fromage just cheese

[opaque tartan]

Oui

[jaunty copper]

omelette du pomme de terre

[opaque tartan]

Fritata

[primal kelp]

french makes dishes sound fancy

egg with cheese

[left wyvern]

Yes

[jaunty copper]

potato frittata?

[opaque tartan]

Jus d'orange sounds sexy

[jaunty copper]

lol

[opaque tartan]

But it's just orange juice

[limber fractal]

right?

[opaque tartan]

Framboise also

[primal kelp]

one day i would like to purchase a wheel of cheese just so i can say i bought a wheel of cheese

[opaque tartan]

As long as it's not in a Québécois accent

[jaunty copper]

zhoodoronje

[opaque tartan]

Ask HERIK

[primal kelp]

i forget french canadian is a thing

[opaque tartan]

@pliant yarrow HERIK MAN

[jaunty copper]

the french are also trying to forget this

[primal kelp]

u guys speak french and celebrate the queen of england

[left wyvern]

Can I make a Canadian joke? Its very dull.

[primal kelp]

what is this

[left wyvern]

That's not the joke btw

[limber fractal]

even grass sounds amazing, pelouse. like whaaaa? in spanish, it's pasto. so depressing

[jaunty copper]

[left wyvern]

What does a Candian sword fighter say?

[opaque tartan]

I don't celebrate people that have helped rape and murder my ancestors

[primal kelp]

touch pelouse

that sounds wrong

[opaque tartan]

I don't really talk about my opinions on the royal family

[left wyvern]

"On guard, aye?"

[opaque tartan]

We had someone here that had his nose firmly inserted up their arse

[jaunty copper]

sounds like it could cause sinus problems

[limber fractal]

another one that gets me is the word for butterfly, and owl too. man, so many awesome words in French. high

[opaque tartan]

Ananas

[left wyvern]

...high?

[primal kelp]

french numbers are horrible tho

[jaunty copper]

pomplemousse

[opaque tartan]

Quatre vingt dix

[primal kelp]

counting in french

[limber fractal]

oh and mouse is souris

[opaque tartan]

I can still count pretty well in French

[limber fractal]

so many pretty words

[primal kelp]

why do u have to do addition when ur trying to say a number

[limber fractal]

counting in French, yeah, that's just ridonculous lol

have you seen my post about it here?

hilarious taxi driver?

[opaque tartan]

Pamplemousse*

[limber fractal]

hold on

let me get it

[primal kelp]

yeah i did

thats where i learned how bad it is

[limber fractal]

https://youtu.be/9rmBqIFeHN8

[jaunty copper]

pamphlet moose

[limber fractal]

that dude's pretty hilarious first time you watch

[opaque tartan]

Pampered Mouse

[limber fractal]

but it's all 100% factual what he says

pure insanity

[primal kelp]

yeah

[opaque tartan]

Quatre vingt dix neuf

[limber fractal]

lmao yesss. gleam says it sounds like contraband deez nuts

[primal kelp]

our class used to say deez nuts when we had to count 19 we were very immature

[limber fractal]

[opaque tartan]

Deux cent quatre vingt dix?

[primal kelp]

french class in hs

wait that was middle school

[opaque tartan]

It does, Gleam is right

@limber fractal a trick I was taught was to just say même chose when ordering food with friends

[limber fractal]

[opaque tartan]

Or when crackheads ask you for a smoke

Désolé

Désolé all day

[spiral zephyr]

Mon chat Splash gît sur mon lit

[primal kelp]

english?

[opaque tartan]

The curse of Au dessus

[spiral zephyr]

"Hey man, can you spare some change?"

"Brother, real change comes from within."

[primal kelp]

pls

[opaque tartan]

Hahahaha

@limber fractal

[limber fractal]

!translate fr en Mon chat Splash gît sur mon lit

[pliant fjord]

@limber fractal

French to English translation:

My cat Splash lies on my bed

[limber fractal]

never seen it

[primal kelp]

that was french? i thought that was scottish

[opaque tartan]

Having to learn masc. and fem. differences and with past, present and future tense....

Nah bruv

[limber fractal]

[left wyvern]

What's original NMS boxart?

[dry bison]

It's art from a box of neverminds

[spiral zephyr]

It's from a song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDHjeiys3a0

[dry bison]

Neverminds sounds like a solid anti-troll username

You'd have to be seriously stoic to Neverminds.

[opaque tartan]

One of the worst is when you need to go straight or turn right

IT'S THE FUCKING SAME

A droite

[limber fractal]

it is pretty funny. not same tho. tiny diff

[dry bison]

Are you talking about nascar racing? I sense nascar racing

[opaque tartan]

Tiny

[primal kelp]

vroom

[limber fractal]

a droite vs tout droit

[opaque tartan]

That's tourne à gauche

Left man

[dry bison]

Poor man. Left behind.

[left wyvern]

Si je parle français, est-ce que ça me rend jolie ?

[dry bison]

No

[left wyvern]

Darn

[opaque tartan]

I'm rusty

[dry bison]

Canadians speak french. They aren't pretty.

Trust me. I'm pretty Canadian.

[opaque tartan]

I don't know, are you?

[left wyvern]

No one liked my Canadian joke btw

[opaque tartan]

Naaaaah thats a lie

I met some very attractive people there

Some did have work done though

Not a fan

[left wyvern]

I don't know! What Kallisto?

[dry bison]

I wonder if it's still possible this day and age to make money on twitch streaming.

[primal kelp]

it is

[left wyvern]

Ajajajajaja

[primal kelp]

u just have to be a girl hot and do hottub streams with a bikini

[dry bison]

Ugh no way

[primal kelp]

cut out the girl part just wear a bikini

👀

[opaque tartan]

Mumbles have you seen FUBAR?

[dry bison]

I go to twitch to watch dudes talk about weird shit that's not even tertiarily related to the games they're playing as they dig dirt for riches...Like...horrible bowel movements on a long ride across country

[opaque tartan]

Actually have you seen it @pliant yarrow ?

[primal kelp]

also twitch is not the best place to get started streaming

its tiktok

[left wyvern]

Please stop

[primal kelp]

its weird but tiktok is best to get ur name out there

[left wyvern]

I'm crying and dying all at once

[dry bison]

Tiktok is cancer. It's like someone boiled down your highschool moments into one digestable turd and everyone votes on it like it's a federal election.

[primal kelp]

so vine

[left wyvern]

Someone from Star Wars the Old Republic game told me they made music. I went to their soundcloud and clicked a song. The first few words where

"MY TIKTOK LOOK LIKE TROLL CITY YAA"

I turned it off..

[primal kelp]

tiktok songs kinda fire ngl

the clips are cringe tho

[dry bison]

Except they aren't tiktok songs

They're ripped off legit songs

[primal kelp]

oh thats just soundcloud

[left wyvern]

Hey...

I have a souncloud 😫

[dry bison]

It took me all of an hour to track down a song ripped off on tiktok down to the original artist on youtube whose music was ripped and edited extensively

[left wyvern]

Only one of my songs is a ripoff Remix 🤣 🤣

[primal kelp]

look

[opaque tartan]

Someone showed me their SoundCloud today...

[primal kelp]

straight from the horses mouth

[dry bison]

The tiktok video was like 9 seconds long

I feel bad for the poor son of a bitch that makes music in this environment with tiktok ripping so much off

It's stealing with clips so short they don't even violate copyright

[left wyvern]

Plus it's a Remix of "Gorrilaz" "Feel Good Inc." So. It's ooooohkay

[primal kelp]

i dont touch soundcloud unless its for an artist i know that didnt have some of their songs on spotify

[opaque tartan]

After guy fox told me about DJ Khaled having an OnlyFans, TikTok means nothing

[left wyvern]

Ded

[primal kelp]

hey theres some sfw onlyfans

[dry bison]

Is that where he learned to samba?

[left wyvern]

Ded

[primal kelp]

another one

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-lit-khaled-wiggle-gif-9011147

[opaque tartan]

No wait

[left wyvern]

Man's a sambain

[primal kelp]

when u can hear him say another one

[opaque tartan]

It was DJ Khaled AND Fat Joe

[primal kelp]

thats a name i havent heard in a while

what is he up to

[opaque tartan]

You played yaself

[left wyvern]

What does primordial soup taste like?

[opaque tartan]

OnlyFans with Khaled obviously

[primal kelp]

steamy show with 2 big dudes... sign me up

[opaque tartan]

Maybe piss

[dry bison]

primordial soup tastes like taste

If you don't understand, you're not primordial enough

[left wyvern]

Hmmm. Quite

[opaque tartan]

It's not just about porn now

[left wyvern]

Indubitably

[dry bison]

That word was one of the answers on Jeopardy tonight

A word meaning yes

[opaque tartan]

CEO of OnlyFans

From Mumbai

[dry bison]

Not creepy at all

[opaque tartan]

[left wyvern]

She looks scary

[opaque tartan]

No

[left wyvern]

Like she wants to eat my soul

[dry bison]

She looks like a serial killer.

[limber fractal]

the eyes make her look a little crazy lol

[opaque tartan]

She looks cute

[opaque tartan]

Pfffffr

[primal kelp]

her eyes are looking deep within my soul and i do not like

[left wyvern]

She's cute sure

But she scary

[limber fractal]

like you dunno if she's gonna kill ya lol

[opaque tartan]

Red

My history

[primal kelp]

yeah she has that crazy face

[limber fractal]

[opaque tartan]

She looks the least scary or crazy

[left wyvern]

You might need to uh

[dry bison]

She replaced this guy

[left wyvern]

I'm...not even sure

[dry bison]

So creepy seems to be in the water

[limber fractal]

das cool she's ceo tho

[opaque tartan]

Tell me

[pliant yarrow]

I’m just catching up on everything now haha, but no I have not! Had some friends back in the day that loved it, I just never got around to watching lol

[limber fractal]

[opaque tartan]

You need to watch it with Red

So she can understand Canada better

And

[left wyvern]

no one still liked my Canadian joke

I'm so sad

[limber fractal]

[opaque tartan]

So you can fill the trunk with Pilsner

Pilsner is the best

[primal kelp]

i only drink the good stuff

[dry bison]

Welcome to Canada. Take your shoes off at the door and close it on the way out. Hows aboots that?

[primal kelp]

H2O

[opaque tartan]

Grab me a case of Molson

I drank a shit load of PBR too

[dry bison]

PBR?

Sounds like a specialty channel

[left wyvern]

Pabsts blue ribbon?

Please tell me no

[dry bison]

Peanut Butter and Ricin?

[primal kelp]

i only have a bottle of soju at home rarely ever drink

[opaque tartan]

I'm so sorry

Never had it before

[left wyvern]

Thank goodness

[opaque tartan]

So I had to try it

[left wyvern]

Wait

wait

Noooooooooo

[spiral zephyr]

I know professional jiujitsu athlete Craig Jones has an OF.
Perhaps that one is an eye of the beholder thing though, re porn.
😄

[opaque tartan]

Hahahahaha

[dry bison]

Is OnlyFans an adult thing? I thought it was just a Backstage Access thing.

[opaque tartan]

I'm sorry. It's ok though, can't buy it here

[opaque tartan]

Just social media platform now

[left wyvern]

Good. Stay away from that sewer brew

[opaque tartan]

But you do get cam-peoples

[primal kelp]

its like patreon but more nudes

[opaque tartan]

I was kinda dating someone that does that

Didn't last

She just kept talking about OF and her subscribers

Clearly had no life

[left wyvern]

😫

[dry bison]

Sounds like she wanted you to stan

[spiral zephyr]

US Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart famously said "I know it when I see it"

[opaque tartan]

She told me she used to strip before

[primal kelp]

she wanted to send u a discount on her of

[opaque tartan]

Bruuuuuh

We had a whole convo about that

I said nah

Didn't want anything to do with it

[left wyvern]

Nice ladies don't send newds...

[primal kelp]

shes dating people to get them to sub, i respect the hustle tbh

[opaque tartan]

LOL

[left wyvern]

Good thing I'm not nice 🙈

[dry bison]

That's called bait and switch

[left wyvern]

Or a lady...😫

[opaque tartan]

It was nothing like that btw

[dry bison]

Some might call it marriage

Here's half my stuff

[opaque tartan]

What is that?

[dry bison]

Stan is a term for fanatic, coined by Eminem in the song of the same name

[opaque tartan]

Aaah

[primal kelp]

or idolise

[opaque tartan]

Nah nothing like that

[left wyvern]

Big oof

[opaque tartan]

If anything she was a bigger fan of me

Kinda obsessed

[primal kelp]

shouldve opened an of urself

[opaque tartan]

Didn't like it

[opaque tartan]

I have one

[spiral zephyr]

I mean with a name like that...

[primal kelp]

[opaque tartan]

I may have collaborated on content creation

[opaque tartan]

I wouldn't use this name

😉

[primal kelp]

quick whats an anagram of nategoregasm

[opaque tartan]

Only live once

[dry bison]

That's not even spelled the same

[opaque tartan]

GrateNoegasm

[tropic ore]

GrateOrgasm

[opaque tartan]

My real surname used to get corrected to orgasm in MS Word

[dry bison]

When even clippy doesn't understand you

[limber fractal]

need some Reddit upvotes to make sure Zachie gets credit for his awesome whale hype creation/contribution you guys! i didn't see this post earlier and i just commented a little while ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/uwtwsp/comment/i9w02ia/

pretty plz

https://tenor.com/view/sad-agnes-despicable-me-puppy-eyes-gif-13807645

[lucid granite]

i gave updoot

👍

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/despicable-me-agnes-candies-dog-bowl-pigging-out-gif-15442308

[limber fractal]

what's that movie from again? i keep forgetting i love that little girl so much but i haven't seen the film

[limber fractal]

ty Super!!!

[zenith pebble]

despicable me?

[limber fractal]

i really need to check in with Reddit more often so i can see these posts when they're trending early on

[limber fractal]

ooh right! need to find and add to watchlist

[zenith pebble]

i like them

https://tenor.com/view/gorl-please-gru-gif-11755040

[lucid granite]

its fun that despite this being the reddit discord server, we never discuss the reddit

[safe path]

Interstellar makes me teary eyed every time at the end of it

[dry bison]

Is it though?

I mean...It's a Hello Games No Mans Sky Reddit Discord Server, by that

To which shall we worship more?

It's a Sean Murray Server

[safe path]

Like man can you imagine just causally flying a space ship on the even horizon of a black hole and suddenly you realize not enough life support to save everyone, so you jettseon yourself from the secondary shuttle to lighten load and save the other person, sucked into the black hole and go through 5D and time dialation only to find out your daughter is like 100 years old and on hospice practically. While you are fit as a fiddle at 124, looking like a 35 year old

[limber fractal]

i think a lot of ppl have learned to highly dislike Reddit in general cuz of the negativity in some subs

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/ncis-mc-gee-funny-grimace-gif-21791969

[limber fractal]

man, interstellar always makes me cry a ton tbh

[safe path]

It's such a good film tho

[limber fractal]

so good

so many parts

[dry bison]

I can imagine. I saw it in a movie once, even.

[limber fractal]

without getting all technical about space travel, i really enjoy the character development in the story

it's a lot of rough positions to be in for the most relevant characters

[dry bison]

Yeah, but lets not forget he would not have survived the trip into a black hole beyond the event horizon but for future mankind having protected him.

They were always us

[limber fractal]

i get chills tbh

thinking about it

i should rewatch

my heart

[dry bison]

Now consider this. A being or beings very likely live in the 5th dimension with those very powers.

[limber fractal]

chills

i'm gonna get teary eyed now gosh darnit

[dry bison]

A being of a higher dimension has the observational and computational powers to circumvent the very nature of those beings that exist in dimensions operating that it is not contingent upon, to

Hello Flatland

The trick for those beings in lower dimensions is in identifying moments of contact

One thing that exists in this dimension that pops into and out of existence and causes any number of issues, for example: Black holes.

Evidence of a higher dimension expressed in a lower dimension

[safe path]

Personally I hope our whole knowledge of what a black hole does to a body is wrong, send me through one baby I wanna see the other side!

[dry bison]

Why would you hope it's wrong?

Or do you mean the spaghetti theory?

I mean, the closer you get to the singularity, from an observers perspective, you'd certainly look spaghettified

[safe path]

Spaghetti theory yus

Like I want them to be wrong that it would kill you xD

[spice delta]

Sup bro

[dry bison]

I dunno. I honestly don't believe I'd care either way. If I got to walk into a black hole, I'd do it with the full knowledge that I'd cease to be the man I was walking through the event horizon. The opportunity to lock my elemental particles into something that will exist for longer than the whole of mankind....Not even Ozymandias had that

[safe path]

On another note, it's sickening that only 3 days this month we haven't had a mass shooting..

[dry bison]

Hello.

[silent wagon]

27th school one this year, and there's been more regular ones than the amount of days that have passed this year

[safe path]

Yeah, it's horrible. :(

[dry bison]

Then there is also the theory we already exist in a temporal anomaly, as information locked in a cycle circling the edge of a massive cosmic blackhole

[safe path]

Been kinda keeping track from here and I am disgusted

https://www.gunviolencearchive.org/reports/mass-shooting

[safe path]

That would be cool ngl

[dry bison]

I watched a man crying today. He was researching the Xinjiang leak to ensure that someone did, to follow up, and make sure history never forgot what was happening in the Uyghur camps. I find it difficult to feel as bad about gun violence in America against the backdrop of what this leak revealed is happening to these people every day.

I'm becoming numb

Bitter.

A man was arrested for growing a beard and sentence to 17 years internment because some official was able to establish an argument to suggest his beard meant he was sympathetic to a particular religion that they deemed illegal

But that is more serious than I imagine we ought to explore

[pliant fjord]

Astronomy Pic of the Day: The Lively Center of the Lagoon Nebula

Explanation: The center of the Lagoon Nebula is a whirlwind of spectacular star formation. Visible near the image center, at least two long funnel-shaped clouds, each roughly half a light-year long, have been formed by extreme stellar winds and intense energetic starlight. A tremendously bright nearby star, Herschel 36, lights the area. Vast walls of dust hide and redden other hot young stars. As energy from these stars pours into the cool dust and gas, large temperature differences in adjoining regions can be created generating shearing winds which may cause the funnels. This picture, spanning about 10 light years, combines images taken in six colors by the orbiting Hubble Space Telescope. The Lagoon Nebula, also known as M8, lies about 5000 light years distant toward the constellation of the Archer (Sagittarius).

[pliant fjord]

you're most welcome

[mint spear]

Cause you're The Man.

rofl I'm funny.

[pliant fjord]

cuz you thanked and u is back

[mint spear]

Oh shit it the main man Terry.

I didn't notice 😭

[pliant fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/true-kramer-thats-true-true-dat-seinfeld-gif-9432807

[mint spear]

😩

[elder shale]

Hi Burgers

[mint spear]

🙏

[eternal thorn]

[mint spear]

🪄

[elder shale]

uH

[primal kelp]

🌮

[elder shale]

Someone put my sister's pants in my closet

[mint spear]

Maybe they yours now.

[eternal thorn]

You are now your sister

[elder shale]

Sir and or Ma'am, can you not see my legs don't go in these lmao

[primal kelp]

ur sister phased out of existence in ur closet

[elder shale]

Another negative test btw

[mint spear]

Maybe someone letting you know that they know that you secretly wear your sisters clothes.

[elder shale]

Yes

Have you seen me in a cardigan that I'm too big for?

Smoking hot

[mint spear]

👌

Agreed

[eternal thorn]

Codeigan

[primal kelp]

when that button up shirt becomes a crop top

[mint spear]

😎

[elder shale]

Women have better fashion sense

WHY CAN'T I WEAR SUMMER DRESSES, THEY'RE SO CUTE

[primal kelp]

i wear whats comfortable

[mint spear]

100% that. Wear wtf you want.

[primal kelp]

i dont care about looks just give me black and gray clothes

[elder shale]

Well, what's comfortable for me is chinos/chorts and an oxford shirt

chorts

wow code

shorts*

[mint spear]

And you look damn fine in them too.

[elder shale]

nou

question:

did you all also have a matrix phase

[primal kelp]

no

[elder shale]

I did, it was hilarious, the shoulders slumped off

I was always a thin guy but I was thinner back then, no shoulders

good times

[mint spear]

😎

[primal kelp]

i came back to the states in 2003 i think

but i was very ignorant of the outside world

[elder shale]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/uwpbju/train_announcer_who_really_seems_to_enjoy_her_job/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

@mint spear I want this lady on our train

trains

We straight just have bot voices

[mint spear]

She really enjoying her job.

[elder shale]

Do people in Clapham clap hams

[mint spear]

The battery on iPhone 13s are insane. I took it off the charger 30 minutes ago and it’s only lost 1%

[elder shale]

lol

I feel like that's just new phones in general

[night blade]

on a mini it hurts tho

smol batteries

[mint spear]

I had weird dream it was scary it was just weird

[night blade]

feeling okay anyway ?

[hallow isle]

Maybe it wasn't a dream, maybe it happened

[mint spear]

It didn't happened

If it did I would have 16 doors in my room

[night blade]

16 doors ?

you seem to have to make a choice in your life

Also 16 doors, maybe it's because you play a lot of NMS

my dream this night...

........

It's basically NSFW

[hallow isle]

Have you checked? Properly? Under the drywall?

[night blade]

Don't feed their anxiety, you

[hallow isle]

But it looks hungry

[mint spear]

If it happened there would be another me

[night blade]

yeah

write that dream down Deez

[hallow isle]

Maybe you're the other you, and you're somewhere else.

We could all be clones and we'd never know

[primal kelp]

relevant meme to the dream thing

i think ive had a dream like that where i woke up bc of the dream to do something for the dream

[dim egret]

Aww man

Red Sonja was gonna get its own movie

Well, it may still get one. Who knows

[night blade]

let's get some ice cream

🍨

[primal kelp]

what kind

[night blade]

What do you like?

[primal kelp]

mint chip

[night blade]

mint chip it is

[primal kelp]

what is ur fav?

[night blade]

it depends on my mood, really

I like fruity flavours, mint, chocolate. Never too sugarish

[mint spear]

I can't go back to sleep

[primal kelp]

its either mint chip or orange sherbet

[night blade]

this weather is good the a mint chip with chocolate, with a hot black coffee

[primal kelp]

i try other flavours but those are my go to

well yeah u cant sleep if ur looking at discord

[night blade]

with raspberry, mint, lemon, chocolate, mint chip,... you can never be wrong for me

[primal kelp]

this weather... has been fluctuating too much for my tastes i just wish it was cooler all year round

[mint spear]

Cookies and cream is good

[night blade]

it's hot where you are ?

[night blade]

ho yes it's good

[primal kelp]

kinda

it hit 90 on the weekend

then the next day it rained and was cool

[night blade]

Ho yes

it's hot

here it's 61 and overcast

[night blade]

Citrus, raspberry, probably mango

[primal kelp]

avg of 80s in the coming days

[night blade]

with a cold tea

maybe tea with mango

[primal kelp]

i still need to get more tea

[night blade]

not no mango ice then

[primal kelp]

i only have green

need my black tea

[night blade]

black tea is life

[primal kelp]

i just need to head to the store but everytime i do i look at the gas prices and it hurts a little inside

[night blade]

oof yes

[primal kelp]

i prefer getting the bulk stuff from this asian market and i dont go there too often or else i end up coming home with snacks. lots of snacks...

[night blade]

hehehe

snacks!

[mint spear]

I don't like my closet

[night blade]

come out !

[mint spear]

My closet is where all the scary stuff in my dreams happen

I don't like it

I even saw a ghost in my closet I haven't left it open since

[night blade]

is this your subconscious suggesting that you are hiding something in there?

and that it may need to come out?

closet is known to be the part in your home to put away stuff you don't need / don't want to see everyday

[opaque tartan]

If that's what you call dogging, yes

[mint spear]

Maybe something is hiding in the closet

[night blade]

not something that could live in your reality, but more in your mind, maybe

[elder shale]

lol

[elder shale]

I thought you all would like to know

Tobias got a friend

[sterile tartan]

Yay!

[hallow isle]

@opaque tartan pricks drunk so much they ended up vomming, fighting and breaking BoJo's kid's swing

Wish my work meetings went like that

[opaque tartan]

They don't? Mate you need to work with me

What kinda boring fuckers do you work with

[hallow isle]

The most boring

Reminds me, I never showed y'all my new precious

[opaque tartan]

Adam

You need to get out more mate

[hallow isle]

😄

[opaque tartan]

😆

Bruv, last person left that party at 4.20am

Coincidence?

Boris knows how to throw a good party

[hallow isle]

Bullingdon Club crown innit

[opaque tartan]

Do we get our own pig head to fuck?

Get down to the butchers lad

[mint spear]

I LOVE BURRITOS ! !

[regal helm]

Wholesome

[hallow isle]

I made a shit photoshop of the climbing guy getting thrown off the cliff with a snippy caption about capitalism, but pixelmator crashed

Please assume I did and exhale sharply

[opaque tartan]

It is done

[opaque tartan]

@limber fractal you need to see this too I think, so I'm tagging you

[ocean pebble]

Good morning y’all

[sterile tartan]

Morning

[opaque tartan]

Good morrow good people

@hallow isle @mint spear @thick stump

[mint spear]

Lmao

[thick stump]

hah !

[hallow isle]

Anita sounds fun

[opaque tartan]

Moany twats

[thick stump]

probably won't be long until weed is legalized

[opaque tartan]

We're the biggest producer in Europe apparently

And you can get medical here now I heard

Speaking of that, my back hurts a lot

@hallow isle write me a prescription?

Dr B

[silent wagon]

Completely legal and treated like alcohol here in my state, lol. Just have to be 21+ with a valid ID

[thick stump]

probably way more violence and disruption caused by alcohol then weed

[hallow isle]

Have you tried spending less time bent over?

[opaque tartan]

Send it over mate

[silent wagon]

🤣

[opaque tartan]

After working doors I can tell you that's a fact

An old man got knocked out in Spoons couple nights ago

[opaque tartan]

I just want to please you babe

At least you don't have to see my face

[silent wagon]

One of the shops around here gives you a punch card and after ten punches you get a free purchase, just like Starbucks 🤣

[thick stump]

happens all the time. A car crashed into the front of an elderly persons house a week ago because they were drunk

[opaque tartan]

Wankers

[opaque tartan]

FFS

I've been wasting my life

@mint spear I can't believe we've just accepted this kunt back in our lives and not given him grief for leaving us without an Emperor

[mint spear]

@hallow isle You fucking asshole.

[opaque tartan]

Twat

[mint spear]

[silent wagon]

There's like 5 shops in my town and one of them is named Mary Jane's, it's ran by an old pothead lady and I'm pretty sure that's her actual name

[opaque tartan]

We should sing Vindaloo for him

[opaque tartan]

I need to meet Mary Jane, where is her shop?

[silent wagon]

Washington 😆

Cities here have billboards on the freeway advertising big shops 🤣

[opaque tartan]

I've seen some of those

As long as people aren't zonked tf out at work

[zenith pebble]

@opaque tartan did u see adambspider

[opaque tartan]

What what what

Bruv I told people about Khaled and Fat Joe's OnlyFans last night

[opaque tartan]

All thanks to you

[opaque tartan]

Please make Adam Centipede

[zenith pebble]

lmaoooo, love the fat joe x khaled collab

[opaque tartan]

WE THE BEST

[zenith pebble]

ANOTHA ONE

-p fat joe crack house

[opaque tartan]

Hahahahahah

Big Pun

I ain't a playa I just fuck a lot

[zenith pebble]

on it

best i can do atm @opaque tartan

[opaque tartan]

😆

[mint spear]

Fuck

Why would you do this?

[zenith pebble]

for the funs

[ocean pebble]

Cursed image

[zenith pebble]

i could probably shift the color of the face to better match if u want

[mint spear]

Oh ok. Fair enough, thank you.

[zenith pebble]

although i dont have time so you may have to do it yourself

[opaque tartan]

We will wait patiently for your glorious creations

[zenith pebble]

i couldnt find a good childrens caterpillar costume, i feel like the potential would be higher with that

[mint spear]

🙏

[wheat wren]

cat er pillar

[wheat burrow]

David Cronenberg, eat your heart out haha

[jaunty copper]

if you had a bunch of kids you could do a human centipede costume pretty easily

[wheat burrow]

Oh boy

Hahaha

just use needle and thread…

[jaunty copper]

oof

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-in-box-cute-gif-17936927

[night bobcat]

Hi

[steady vale]

Hi

Watch this

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/uwsoid/waaaaa/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[mint spear]

Hello

I will.

Oh.

[steady vale]

With sound. Always have to tell Ceryn to turn sound on cause he's weird >:U

Oh

Did it upset u

If it's too violent I can remove

[mint spear]

No, I thought they was going to cuddle.

[steady vale]

Haha

[mint spear]

But then they started fighting. Silly frog toads.

[night bobcat]

Frog fight!

[ocean pebble]

School lockdown moment

[mint spear]

Also, I just learned how much they can expand their face to make noise.

[mint spear]

What, why?

[ocean pebble]

Not a damn clue

[mint spear]

Huh, I hope nothing serious.

[ocean pebble]

I hope so

[mint spear]

I guess the recent shooting got everyone on edge.

That cowardly piece of shit.

Anyway. Keep us posted Taco Dog, please.

[ocean pebble]

Not entirely sure of the context but apparently some students are being arrested down the hall

[dim egret]

Hi taco dog

[mint spear]

Oh

[ocean pebble]

And by “not entirely sure” I mean I have no idea

[dim egret]

Be safe doggo

[mint spear]

😩

[ocean pebble]

Thanks

[steady vale]

I'm picturing two Dittos making that same noise, then wiggling around like jello violently towards each other

[mint spear]

God, what an erotic image.

😌

[steady vale]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cute-cat-cute-cat-fight-cute-cats-gif-22784655

[opaque tartan]

No porn please