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@limber fractal https://twitter.com/obscure_otd/status/1520773905946136576
Today’s obscure animal of the day is the Indian giant squirrel! These stunning squirrels are found in Indian forests. As their name implies, they’re one of the largest species of squirells, with a body length ranging from 10 to 20 inches and a tail of roughly the same size!
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hundo p! would LOVE spikes and swords. mad max vibe would def be badass
i admit i don't
just joined the other day when i noticed Tacos using cool emojos from their server 
those squirrels are so amazing. i remember Moon sharing some before. like how did they get these colors in their DNA? 
i'm sorry 
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oooh charriots. so these folks are doing similar deal but on motorcycles now?
i had to race like this in AC
kinda fun
ngl
i wasn't great tho 

I'mhome
That's a pretty good song
Remind me not to accept free lager
Don't do that
Don't forget - Don't accept free lager.
Code
Did you listen to the song
Smh
covid test reminder
Remind me to dance like nobody is watching, but with pants on this time
So I'm not usually a fan of this type of vocals but it works with this band, liked the melody and song overall
Code™️-seal of approval

I'm not sure why it reminded me of Opeth but it did
I'm glad you liked it
I haven't found anything else by them that sounds like it 
(recent Opeth not early Death Metal Opeth)
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ppl be cray cray
I wanna feel my hand go straight through a door
Fuck the door
I'm tired
Been up since 2 am, it's almost midnight
I should go sleep, I need to be up by 7 again
If you plug a fan into an electrical socket and that socket is powered by a wind turbine.. aren’t you teleporting wind?
The section between like 4:08 and 4:45 was super pleasant to listen to in that song you sent @elder shale
Modern Opeth is top tier
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it a shipment in a car but cargo on a ship @round hamlet
Hmm 🤔
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Hehe
found you
no
rofl
lol so cute
she's adorbz
omg you guys
latest emblem entry's adorbz
Best entry
Biased
Aha nah it's clearly the best
Even guntie says so
Still it's not as good as it could have been because my little brother threw my stylus into a river
Never to be seen again
Imagine this:
The latest hub emblem wins
It gets applied
New people wonder what Adventure Time has to do with NMS
Imagine having a Gunter sticker in game too
sorry @clever vessel. yours is second best. latest entry best entry 
Wow Guntie is feeling it
Puppy pics from Computerman
oh my goodness how can pups be so darn cute
Gnight
nite nite Code. sweet dreams
Holy holy, I'mma rob your house for you doggos
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wow no embed
thank you Discord
I know a woman that blames everything wrong with her on different forms of autism
would you care to further explain your point?
It's retarded
That's just inappropriate. As a serious or joking topic matter. Acquaint yourself with our #server-rules which also include Discord Community Guidelines and Code of Conduct. Shitposting about mental disabilities isn't what our community is about.
Missionary: would you mind if we share some stories about Jesus Christ
Me: I would rather you didn't
Them: why?
Me: -computer crash noise-
nose
Why is it called taking a shit when all you do is give a shit?
nose
The problem is that they don't have a mental disability
It's "self diagnosed"
...
Apparently you didn't take the hint
You using the word "retarded" in that context infers a mental disability in itself though. My warning to you was a friendly one. You're walking a fine line.
I believe he thought the conversation was about the woman he was mentioning above and he didn't realize it was directed to him.
What? This is a typo, yes? Because this most definitely isn't the place
I assumed lost in translation
It's a manga character
Or not.
I,don't care
Have you heard of baki?
The capital of azerbaijan
Rape is not something to be casually discussed in this server.
.mute 24h 399638013937713152 Acquaint yourself with our #server-rules, especially the one pertaining NSFW / age restricted topics which don't belong in our server.
RedHotTrouble#3707 Joe Rogan#7707 has been muted from text and voice chat for 1440 minutes.
😔
What's going on with this channel?
semi-related, we are finding the timeout feature very useful in my other server
I will say this much, without breaching etiquette. There are members in the channel from all over the world with different cultures, linguistics, understanding of language and such. I don't know details...and I don't want to about some of the above topics of controversy...So...Yeah. I ate fried bologna and mashed potatoes for supper
I haven't had bologna in damn near five years.
probably because you know how unhealthy cured meats are 😄
How is me directing them to read the rules directed at a woman who was being spoken about?
Not sure how cultural differences would play a factor in this particular instance.
Tell him "
" from me
Also very cute puppies 
I'm just trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.
Same with this topic matter about someone being "one hell of a rapist." Followed with comments about manga. I'm not sure how cultural differences make this type of discussion okay for this channel.
Oh. It doesn't. That cultural differences was about the use of the word, not the subject matter. I assumed he was just a dumb kid using off the cuff language....until he said manga.
I thought it was about rap music at first.
(I hoped)
Joe could've phrased it a lot better to be honest. Saying "one hell of a rapist" is unnecessary when describing anyone who is a rapist. It's not something to be exclaimed or make facetious statements with, it's just something to be taken seriously.
The better way to go about it would be to not bring up Yujiro's actions at all, let alone out of the blue like he did.
I imagine if he's on other channels or discord networks, the rules may be more fluid and his brevity is lost over time with comfort...and that it may have slipped out, but I didn't go scroll up to see if the conversation was ongoing or persistent etc, so don't quote me. I would've expected though if he cared about fixing the wrong after the fact - at the very least, he would've deleted the post.
I know I've mentioned things in error on occasion, thought better of it and deleted. Seems just common sense.
@wheat burrow
Is a flat an apartment or a house?
That looks like a townhome
Like an attached home
I don't know how the UK housing vernacular works
You motherfucker. I just finished the video. lol
Last thing I'll say regarding this topic: this is a terrible way to introduce Baki to anyone that doesn't know about or hasn't watched the anime or read the manga. Please don't do that. It's about martial arts and unrealistically strong people, not Yujiro's past.
Hahahahaha
Dude is so funny though
The notes he's left on the walls
Don't vote Tory. I never do. Never have. Came close once, though
What a weird closing
I'm jealous of his body though.
Apparently he really wants to fuck with his landlord
That escalated quickly
It's missing some nice bud
This channel needs more of Doggos's art 
My dog is named Bud
Well, Buddy
Asked "Why?"
I was like...I called him that on reflex and it stuck.
thats Baku
Is it?
yea
@limber fractal
i know cuz F1 race
I guess I know where Carmen Sandiego is going to successfully hide from me, then
at the Baku street circuit?
Or anywhere else in Azerbaijan, at this point.
yeah i also could not tell you where Azerbaijan is on a globe
but i know Baku is the capital lol
north middle east
yeah, borders georgia
Gonna go there next year hopefully
what for?
Georgia or Azerbaijan?
nice
Maybe even meet someone that looks like Katie Melua
Of all the places in the world that aren't Canada, New Zealand or Australia, I believe that I might like to visit perhaps London or Netherlands.
Netherlands is cool
thats a handsome lady
Or Dublin just to meet the locals
Dublin is great
I'd like to go somewhere with more red heads just to see the kind of world red heads thrive in
does Steth let them?
Huh?
sorry...Stath
I thoight it would be Jason Statham
who took the jam out of your donut?
YOU did, jimmy!
I am so biscuit right now
deep fried and stuffed with meat
When I was little, we used to take bisquick (for making biscuits), prep it and just boil it in chicken broth to make the most delicious dough boys
I'm not going to argue. You can call it nancy. It's going in my mouth and coming out the same, regardless.

Hehehe
I fell over
On gravel
While sprinting
And now my left arm and leg hurt
And I scraped up my hands
And shattered my phone
Yet I still kept going down my waterfall
Don’t go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to
Please stick to the tiny purple pools that you’re used to
Phrasing matched
10 point bonus
I literally have a waterfall on my property that I run down every day
And I never touch the water
Jesus
Someone had diarrhoea stuck in their fur and needed a bath
@steady vale PCman says "
" back
Was it @wheat burrow ?
I bet he flailed around and ran around the house trying to avoid the bath
He tried to scratch me but I was too agile
So dramatic
I hope he's clean now 👍
Her bum was a bit of a mess
My kitty cats don't deal with diarrhea, but sometimes they eat my hair and it causes them to create poop trains
They'll come out of the box with a lil train following behind them
Then when they notice that I notice, which means I'm gonna clean their bums, they spazz n hide, sliding n flinging poo all over
She's only had diarrhoea once before and I had to clean her, she comes to me if she's made a mess
It was grim
Poor thing
Aw good kitty
And poor baby :<
Jasper gets it sometimes and he's pretty sure he's dying any time he gets cleaned up
I had a cat when I was younger that released poo lava all over my bed, he was like an erupting volcano
I got to meet some kitties today;
!
I found one I want to adopt but I need to take care of some stuff before I do
Ikr, they're so dramatic
It's the only time I get weird yowls, growls, and hisses
They constantly threatening me with death when I clean their booty
Jasper is just dramatic in general
He's just a fluffy ball of overreacting
Daw, so precious
I'm so excited for you

Me too!!
Exactly, the moaning was real
Daawwww
That's the only time I haven't killed someone for taking a pic of me while I slept
My roommate has a whole folder of pictures of me sleeping
Upside down on the stairs
My old cat found then ate some Christmas tinsel from somewhere.
He wasn't too happy when I was removing it from his rear.
Bob Sparklypoos
It was pretty fancy tbh
Smol
Baby koosh?
Yayce
Pretty kitty
She is just too adorable
Someone help, I have a cold and ive used a whole box of tissues on blowing my nose
what do I do
Use hot water
Ive taken like 3 already, it didnt do shit
tf is that
Nose drinks
I think I'll pass on that
I've never used one for a cold
Thought they were only for allergies tbh
Oh
I have idea
Toast call your mom
Bee wtf
WHAT
Tell her to come over n suck the mucus out, that was old remedy in the past
Only one thing worse than giving a cat a bath
Where TF did that come from
Drying it
Oh is that pinned
; )
I meant to say kick but autocorrect had other ideas
Hasbullah kinda freaks me out a bit
Lmao why
Shoot snot rockets into the sink
ew
I made a different smoothie today
Cuz we don't have mixed berries any more
But we have PINEAPPLE
So. Banana, strawberry yogurt, and pineapple
For flavor
fuck pineapple
Pineapple loses all its bite when mixed with the other stuff apparently
I didn't know pineapples bit people D:
seems fine to me
Odd it's not showing for me
Yeah it has enzymes that literally eat away at your flesh in your mouth
That's why you mouth gets tingly if you eat too much pineapple
Works fine for me too
Ugh my phone being chonky
I bite people too
Pineapple is best on pizza. Gives it a nice zing
I chomped my own cheek. That was uh, "fun"
Sees sentinel present, flees the area**
Ooookay then
Ohmygod that sounds so fucking good rn
Fuuuuuuccckk I haven't eaten in almost a day
I'm starving
D: eat something! or don't, your choice
Beee you should probably eat bud
Im tired of not having someone that loves me
Ow :[
Bite the other one now so you can forget about the first cheek
Mouth chomps can cause those awful sores 😩
Flippin hate em
I had to put these weird lil sticky mint mouth patches inside my cheeks last time I bit myself
I think it was an in mouth callous thing. Like. Probably from biting it a lot before. But it already feels better
That's good, last thing ya want is a canker sore to form
Yeah, I hate those
welp my phone got damaged to water and now the screen is broken and if I tell my mom she will kill me so Im screwed
Shes definitely not getting me a new phone
thats quite unfortunate
Indeed
I can't until tomorrow. Getting a procedure done
Astronomy Pic of the Day: A Digital Lunar Eclipse
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Yeah, ima dip for a while. Dont know if ill ever come back 
Tacos :(
Wait what happened?
Hope they’re okay
Yeah me too
That's no good 😬 they left the server ⬆️ I hope all is going well for them too.
I think my health in hypixel skyblock is a bit glitched
All-powerful

Hahahahaha fucking epic
He’s terrible at cleaning me, I swear he deliberately leaves bits to make a mockery of my beautiful shiny coat
Morning 
S0ul has been playing Jurassic World Evolution 2 for a while and I wanna play now lmao
Is that the one park management game
Too much forest
Not enough forest
Not enough space
Too much space
Not enough forest
Wrong KIND of forest
Also it broke out and ate some people
nom
Ankylosaurus is apparently a giant garbage can and eats a ton
Dinosaur Zoo on steam is like JWE but less complicated
The dinos can still get out and mess up everything too
Parkasaurus*
It creeps me out how quick my bootcamp's slack bot is
gif has been barely sent and it responds immediately
speedy
emptee
Did you eat them all and transport them out?
Also watch out for this duck in the back, I think it’s after you
Goooooddd morning gamers
I played JWE2 for a bit
The camera is ass but I got used to it
Help
Whaaat
I'm getting a colonoscopy in the morning and I gotta take a shitload of pills 😭
Selfie

Eeee, hopefully they knock you out - colonoscopy doesn't sound fun
I'm glad you're getting yourself checked out tho, hopefully it's nothing serious
Good luck bro 🫂
Yeah they gonna put me undah
Thankfully
rofl
Coming home high off the nip rolling around in your own shite
So what…? Doesn’t mean you can’t clean me properly
Hose you down like you deserve
You're getting shaved this summer
Mayonnaise
Cool Hwip
lick it
Ay yo!!!! I just woke up man xD
colonoscopies aren't that bad
@wheat burrow @mint spear @thick stump
I'm glad that I've told people here what it means
I've done my part
What a tiny legend!
Lmao
You are a shrub rocketeer, you are the crazy world of Arthur Brown
One even disguised himself as a school
Frogs are cool
One of the world's largest toads!!! This is Cookie the monster toad weighing in at an enormous 4 pounds!
This is one of the American toads we have in our backyard, and this one weighs in at about one ounce and is around 2.5 inches in length, and he likes to eat insects and other things he can find in the backyard.
Over here we have one of ou...
Toad
Big ol toad
Cute
yes
post its everywhere
I'm gonna sneak to your house and paste a post it on your head while you're sleeping
we been debugging for a bit lol
I have tiny hands, that keyboard would probably be great for me
Code
What's the long dog looking thing with flowers
Reveal the face
Fine, I didn't wanna see it >:[
😢
Come on, Code… reveal!!
He's too busy being mean to bugs
He might have experienced birth again
That’s cute
Too cute
:[
Code
Show the long dog thing with the flower looking head. Moon wants to see it but you totally blanked the request
Also gimme those sweets
Sorry Knight
Yea that's the problem
I’ll get my coat
Oh you're fine, I'm never actually upset at anything
I just like making grumpy faces
Unless I'm tagged*
Pretend you are, we might get those sweets from him
David Meowie
Looks like your thumb
I'm surprised Discord didn't flag that, they get mad at me when I post worms
lmfao
And they got mad at Zugs fingers

finger and worms
I win
rofl
One of my all time favourite franchises
Smooth Operator blasting hard in here
I don't have thumbs
Yup
https://shopdinosaur.com/ i like these cartoons and this stuff
T-shirts, mugs, prints, and more from the team behind Dinos and Comics, Hey Buddy Comics, and Tortoise and Dino.
Have you ever discorded nostrils?
idk what a discorded nostrils is but sounds like it involves a stent
I like those dinosaurs also lol
omg @limber fractal look! you could get this shirt https://shopdinosaur.com/collections/apparel/products/dreaming-t-rex-red-unisex-sweatshirt and @pliant yarrow could get this shirt https://shopdinosaur.com/collections/apparel/products/dreaming-t-rex-blue-unisex-sweatshirt 😂
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A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling. • 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Classic fit with no center crease • 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex • Air-jet spun yarn
What's your favorite trex?
Roberta?
You mean Rex from Kingdom hearts

I actually don't know if they added him, haven't played three yet
But they did utilize toy story
I remember watching those, they were cute
Surprised they haven't tried to abuse that franchise yet with movie reboot or cringy TV series
Tho they were spittin out movies for a bit back in late 90s or 2000s
First couple of movies were fine
I don't think the company can afford to abuse their foundations like Disney does
They've been in bed with Perfect World Pictures. They've gotta be desperate for money
Code vanished
But not this
I can delete if u want
I wish I had more stickers available
I have very smol selection, so it gets repetitive 😔
You do well with what you have
m
haha
Not creepy at all
"I FOUND YOUR PANTS! I KEPT THEM"
"They're mine now"
"Would you like my pants?"
Operation complete 😎
Didn't find anything, but that's good it rules out a bunch of stuff
@limber fractal "Cats learn the names of their friend cats in their daily lives" https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-022-10261-5.pdf
"One cat completed only the first trial before escaping from the room and climbing out of reach."
Battery Aziz
did u have the farts after
Oh yeah
oh my fucking god
5 hours
and it was one line messing the whole code
i'm fucking done
@elder shale hehe. for the work project i packaged a release for today ... last year i wasted pretty much a complete day on what turned out to be git having helpfully done CRLF conversion.
i wanna actually, physically cry
and it turns out powershell can execute a script with just LF just fine, but the entire windows stack doesnt see the signature of the script anymore. not "the signature is bad". that would have pointed me in the right direction. it doesnt see the signature at all. it doesnt even say its not seeing a signature. just the whole code-signing tab in file properties is missing.
i've got a migraine
Bet, staring at screens for days and days
did you ask it nicely to go find someone else to bother?
so frakkin cool
Just met a friendly goose. That's a first lol
What the heck, I didn't even know we had them here. That's cool, I want one to deliver to my house.
I immediately assumed that was somewhere in the US of A.
It probably has been fed by people a ton
Do you perchance have a photograph of Hubert?
Sadly no, no cell with me. I found him lost in the woods near my house. Led him out, his owner was looking for him lol
Just hopped in her car and away they went.
Hubert sounds great
Yeah, I guess they left his gate open and he followed the wild turkeys into the woods lol
Poor little guy was lost
We've had robots for a while. Daleks count

Ha
Dalek deez nuts 
Exterminate the nutz?
🥳
Sigh, the way they concluded master and that story was so good
The new Doctor looks like he's gonna have a blast, he's excited 😆
The fact all the forms from theconecto missy could be nigh infinite is great
Oh heck yeah, I love that actor
He has doctor level frantic energy
Definitely not ginger though lol
Dance like nobody is watching, but with pants on this time.
What.
Apparently there was some PantslessMalarky going on
Present them
Ope
🍺
Brings to mind HitchBot, the one that got killed in Philly.
😁
Reminder: Do not accept free lager
Guntie being a real bro right now.
thats right, and wed stomp this one too!!! 😈
no one invited the robot into the wiss
@clever vessel https://www.instagram.com/p/CdvwE3mKXob/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
was not free
am home
only 3 glasses is ok
I just found out Vangelis died
Thanks for the sounds
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJIEpdZoj5dtFOaEyGWxPcI0263kL2sVn
@limber fractal
same
sleepy time?
yes
oh noooooo
just saw this. man. his work was amazeballs
Man that sucks :(
Love Vangelis
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Blade Runner Blues · Vangelis
Blade Runner (Music From The Original Soundtrack)
℗ 1994 Warner Music UK Ltd
Engineer, Masterer: Frederick Rousseau
Masterer: Mireille Landmann
Engineer: Philippe Colonna
Engineer: Raine Shine
Arranger, Keyboards, Producer: Vangelis
Writer: Vangelis
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Still have some vinyls that were passed down to me
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Conquest of Paradise · Vangelis
1492
℗ 1992 Warner Music UK Ltd
Performance, Producer: Vangelis
Arranger, Composer, Lyricist: Vangelis
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ooh la la must sound amazing
Music video by Vangelis performing Chariots Of Fire. (C) 1981 Universal Music International BV / Polydor (UK) Ltd.
#Vangelis #ChariotsOfFire #Vevo #Electronic #VevoOfficial
Classic
Need a new amp
yesssss!!!! one of my ultimate faves
my heart

The Cat Family
- Meet Rudolph the Red-Nosed Kitten and the cat family, Blackie, the black cat, Lucy the green-eyed cat, and her sister Bella, the white cat.
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Pictures: ht...
lol
was about to tag you Knight
have cat
ty
lmao
AHHHHHH I LOVE IT
I forgot the lil head bops
i just doodle silly stuff atm
Im open to suggestions
do do you drawwwwwwww people
I lava him
stupid netting wings were on the same layer as the outline, so I had to erase carefully, so wings might look choppy in some places now
lol badly
so friggin adorable, Moon!

i had to look up wings cuz i'm super clueless but this id a neat pattern in case you wanted to try it too
my headphones weren't delivered, even tho there's 3 people home that could've taken it
they just decided to leave it at the post office
so friggin adorbz. Moon's so good! 
😎😎😎

Yea I did too, but I'm too lazy to fix third time, plus I drew on the outline layer AGAIN 😩
all your versions are lovely!
you so good
|| don't tell G to the l to the e to the am i told you but i know he'd also love a doodle of his silly nms character ||
@steady vale

what an awesome scene
Lol
they must've had such a blast filming it
I reckon close teams filming a lot of stuff have some super fun times behind the scenes
I’d probably be such a dick that I’d be trying to put everyone off their lines off camera lmao
lol like trolling them?
i'd laugh a lot
Antics
oh same
All of it
wouldn't be able to resist doing pranks
I’d probably be fired from set in minutes 🤣
My mates uncle is location manager for Hollywood and he always told Pete and I that we could go to New Mexico to stay with him for a summer… we never did take him up on that.. yet
do they keep count and in the end are like, you know what? this actor's too disruptive.
you gotta go meng
Maybe lol
This is my mate’s uncle
Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant are both well known for purposely disrupting folk to force them to break character and need to re-shoot a scene.
I would troll them so bad
i heart Gervais so much
dude's hilarious
while brutally honest
Dude's a gem. He one of my favourite actors for sure.
really enjoyed his After Life production / series btw
beeeeeeeeeeee so darn cute!
He's perfect ❤️
Ugh I wanna go get a cat noooowwww 😭
i wonder if he's territorial
i wanna go
@elder shale how is the headache situation?
https://rubenerd.com/git-ignores-gitignore-with-gitignore-in-gitignore/
People...They're so peoply.
I drove all the way across to the other side of town on a bus to lug an electric chair with dead batteries all the way back because this old person said she wanted it until I got it here and she found out batteries cost $750.
So now I get to try and resell this electric chair with dead batteries to some other soul
Bunger
I tried.... to doodle him by memory of basic image he posted before....he looks like a hammerhead
a clown hammerhead

lol did you make one?
a grumpy one
oh my goooodness!!!
Moon!
omg omg omg
has he seen it???
he's gonna lose it!
it is soooo cute and adorable and awesome
you're gonna make his day if he hasn't seen it
@night bobcat if you haven't seen Moon's doodle of you, omg, i hope it helps your migraine feel better.
i love it so much
i love the eyes so much
specks? i think he's absolutely perfect
lol if you say so 
cutest image of Gleam's character i've ever seen imho
I gave him orange in the eyes cause gleams fav color is orange right?
yes, that's def his fave color
i tried to make a slight expression but he just kind of has a lopsided mouth 
i love the eyes so much, with the adorable eye lashes
the expression's 
i'm serious
i've a feeling he's gonna love it
serious n girly sparkle eyes
i love the contrast
@timid talon you gotta see Moon's mad doodle skillz. she managed to make Gleam's character cute! 
you should post these in #no-mans-art for realzies
they deserve Louvre love
nuh, but when I do something thats not a scribble I'll def post in there 
I thought gleam's favorite color was gleam
And his favorite flavor is maple
Maple isn't a flavor. That's more of an ethnicity, at this point.
My favorite taste is yes
I actually have a really hard time drawing expressions, poses, and movement when its not something my head is just making up
_/0^0_
Walk like an encryption
well, you do really well drawing from memory which i honestly royally suck at
das true, right @zenith pebble? 
yo @dry bison did you make a video?
that kitty looks so proud too lol
A video? Of what?
you dancing, like no one's watching, with pants on
saw Gunter reminded you
That's for me to know and you to OnlyFans
what happened to the serious channel
@night bobcat Mumbles over here advertising OnlyFans 
latest serious one? it derailed into not what the channel was intended for
the old serious went away completely
Wouldn't advertising need to be more advertisey?
That's like mentioning toilets and being accused of promoting....toilet related things
I'm promoting toilets
I'm promoting bidets
They deserve a more powerful role in society
no political discussion cuz ppl can't do political dialogue from different perspectives. it all turns into debate or one sided bubbles, not being open to conversation, or not remaining civil, or not remaining serious, etcetera etcetera
Down with toilet paper. Up with bidets
omg @night bobcat Mumbles is now advertising toilets yo
@night bobcat

Poor Gleam is going to be sifting through alerts for 15 minutes to followup on this shit
kinda fits the convo
poor Gleam's been dealing with a migraine all day
I wonder how hard it would be to get a toilet sponsorship
you should check with Poopsie Slime Surprise marketing team
man, i wish Guntie listened in here
this is wonderful, im singular screaming
Gunter wanna tell us about Poopsie Slime Surprise?
ohhh maple thats why red pinged me lol
maplegleam
Tonight, we dine in The Living Room.
that official, huh? deserving of a title
@limber fractal im pinging u btw, why am i not supposed to? did u see the nice sweatshirts i picked out for you? 😂
Why does it look like there's an Ubisoft watermark on that picture?
omygoodness please forgive me for not replying gosh darnit! so f'n good! thank you!!!!
not sure why you're not supposed to ping me. what do you mean Foxie?
Ping. Huh. What is it good for. PING PING PING PING PING PING
lol, youre forgiven, just wanted to make sure you saw cute dino merch
lmao that one i actually named do not ping cuz apparently someone kept pinging them when trying to ping me 
lmao yeah, that one, i snicked them
I made the mistake of jumping down the rabbit hole of "Maybe she's born with it" advertising memes
Lets just say, wtf
cuz they complained about SOMEONE (won't name any names ehm Foxie!) pinged them
"Maybe it's clinical depression"? waaat
the dinosaur comic has wonderful lil mental health comics
awe really?
Forgot procrastination...
Which is just a dinosaur standing there staring blankly
lmao! man, they're so good!
if u do a google image search for cute dinosaur comic mental health u get a ton of them
That's a very specific niche
here is the tweeter https://twitter.com/dino_comics
@timid talon we may need to find a way to add a Guntie command for these! sooo good 
clicks google
"Search....Dinosaur has a nervous breakdown potato salad recipe cannibalism"
regrets
Regrets
you played yourself with that last word
Words do be word
why have i been using that phrase a lot recently? thats something dj khaled says, and i dont personally think Khaled is valid
Are you saying Khaled is an invalid?
no on a "dj khaled" song called Holy Key, Kendrick Lamar says an extremely cursed line "Khaled is valid"
so i pulled the ol reversi
the
if u will
cursed because i hold kendrick in extremely high regard, and khaled in extremely low regard
anyway i think this dino hoodie would be an excellent addition to my wardrobe
Yes
That's so weird to use such a specific word. I wonder if Lamar was suggesting back handedly Khaled is one noun away from mentally disabled.
no like, valid as in legit like a cool musical dude legitimately
in the context of the other lines he doesnt seem to be implying a disability
That's good. Maybe he was just looking for rhyme time
im sure he was
That makes Lamar.....valid
Is that a samba?
didnt he have an insanely awful performance at some esport event?
i wanna say LoL?
maybe idk, iirc whoever filmed just asked him if he could dance and then he did this
It looks like a poor mans samba
hahaha, if you search samba on giphy, that image comes up
just remember, youll never be as successful as DJ Khaled 😂
these pj pants are fire
until today i had no idea there was a gaping hole in my life that could be filled with apparel sporting cute cartoons of dinos
thank you so much for sharing this, Foxie! sorry i got sidetracked with scammer caught by Guntie. it's crazy they're even on Spotify? have at least one song. so cute.
haha you're fine red, im just talkin a bit as i get prepared to leave work
they seem wonderful, they have an enormous lgbtq+ section on their site too
aww so sweet
just hope nothing bad happens
@limber fractal i need to pick your noggin for a sec
oh my goodness! it's perfect for you. that's your color
what would you say are some key things that you guys take care of on the staff team. im re-writing my resume and im trying to think of all the things that i used to do as a staff member
as moderator?
yeah and admin
I put mod on my resume before but wasn't sure if anyone would actually take it seriously tbh. The owner of a server i modded even said I could use him as a reference.
I removed that information
Honestly don't know if I should put it back
im applying for a community management position so i figured it applied
That would apply indeed
well if I were you I would, unless you did a bad job at it
Well I mean, I think I've done a good job at modding. Never had an official review or anything to say otherwise 
well the more experience you add the higher the chances they'll accept you I believe
Sure
But if moderator doesn't catch someone's eye, my current position will
I'm an administrator 
yep :>
At work
you're that awesome
dunno how past teams ran things here before. as moderator, we do the basics of watching channels. we get a lot of help from bot automation to alert us on things. but we still gotta watch and follow up with alerts, issues we see ourselves, reports via DMs or pings, about problem posts / users. offer verbal warnings, and other obvious moderation actions like timeouts/mutes/warns, all of which require a form of papertrail for our logs. it's honestly a lot to list come to think of it lol as Admin, whole other ballgame. we got a lot of ToDos that keep creeping up cuz we got a lot of server changes and events going on. lotta moving pieces. i gotta prioritize each one to make the most of what i can afford time-wise. we got the Hub event. moderation applications. moderation onboarding process. channels getting restructured. roles and channels cleanup. yeah, too long a list tbh.
what's the difference between a temp ban and a timeout anyway?
temp ban? we don't do temp bans here
Sticking your nose in the corner is the difference
awesome, this helps a ton. thanks!!
Thats what my mom called a timeout at least
we do mutes which quarantine a member to 2 muted channels. and timeouts don't quarantine you, allow you to see all channels but can't post.
we can do channel bans for specific channels like the hub emblem right now. but when we ban from the server, it's for good. ppl can appeal. but appeals that are accepted are somewhat rare.
we don't ban just for gigglez.
so if someone got banned for another reason that wasn't their account* having been compromised, it's an unlikely they'd be unbanned.
yea makes sense
i toooooottallly never banned anyone by accident
Sounding mega sus
when you ban someone, even an alt, it's also an IP ban. and Discord's unban system has proven to be faulty, as the IP doesn't necessarily always clear after an unban.
so nowadays i highly advise folks not to ban for giggles, even if you can unban. and not to have your alts banned unless you're always using vpn.
Making me remember people I don't want to remember now
Ban dodgers are shitty

Especially ones that harass people in dms
There was one ban dodger here that even found me on reddit tho
did they threat to kill you and your family with highly trained cia spies or smth like that?







