off-topic-bond-james-bond

[night bobcat]

Next to some pyramids

[wheat burrow]

That works

[zenith pebble]

Olympus Mons is just the roof of the most enormous pyramid megacity in the universe

[clever vessel]

fun

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/theodoros-gif-18371963

[mint spear]

the universe is expanding

[zenith pebble]

for a while still yeah

still expanding real fast

[mint spear]

into what

[dry bison]

Why must expansion be into?

[wheat burrow]

Or is it that we are shrinking to infinitesimal sizes…?

[zenith pebble]

into nothing, eventually everything will become so spread apart, no new stars will form, and the heat death of the universe will return it to nothing

[night bobcat]

Expanding into its ultimate form

[wheat burrow]

I mean it would have a similar look to it

[night bobcat]

PURE ENERGY

WE ARE EVOLVED

[mint spear]

it just forms i guess

[dusty magnet]

Well I was gonna work overtime today

[dry bison]

The universe is experiencing itself in the third person, then the fourth person, then the fifth person and so on and so forth

[dusty magnet]

But then I reaoized

That I don't want to

[zenith pebble]

we're either in a simulation or those marbles from Men in Black

[night bobcat]

😦

[jaunty copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skUsHiQI5P0

[clever vessel]

or

[dusty magnet]

I live in a marble

[clever vessel]

it’s time for me to say ttyl

[wheat burrow]

Marbles is my bet

[night bobcat]

bye zach

[clever vessel]

bye bye bye

[zenith pebble]

bye zugson, have a nice day at school

[sterile tartan]

Love when old injuries decide to act up in new-ish ways

[clever vessel]

thanks papa

[sterile tartan]

See ya zach

[night bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-n-sync-bye-bye-bye-gif-4132246

[night bobcat]

Super fun 😦

[sterile tartan]

Often-dislocated elbow has started making my upper arm hurt. It should do not that

[jaunty copper]

"tea till"

[zenith pebble]

me too, you know those "thumbprints" or whatever that some scientists saw that made them think "oh thats where another universe bumped into us at the time of the big bang"?

they were wrong. those are actual thumbprints

[jaunty copper]

galactus palmed it

[zenith pebble]

sure

idk galactus but aight

[wheat burrow]

Yep

[jaunty copper]

i can't think of any marvel beings that can palm a planet

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mib-men-in-black-marble-universe-galaxy-gif-17594060

[dusty magnet]

I can palm a planet

...can you guys not?

Why is it currently 62° in my room

[dry bison]

There is nothing good that can come from this....

[sterile tartan]

It's 64° in my room. Hah

[night bobcat]

😦 bad?

[dusty magnet]

Hmm should I buy Lego starwars

I think I'm gonna

[sterile tartan]

I popped it back into place and took some ibuprofen. It seems to have calmed down

[zenith pebble]

thats good

sucks though spirit 😕

[sterile tartan]

Yeah

Lesson: always get injuries looked at. Especially if you feel like they're serious

[night bobcat]

I popped it back in.. you are officially an action heroine

[dusty magnet]

Woohoo!!

[night bobcat]

Wooooo

[sterile tartan]

Haha

[wheat burrow]

Haha awesome

[dry bison]

Popped
You're officially a pimple doctor

[dusty magnet]

Vidya acquired 😎

[dry bison]

Sounds sus

[sterile tartan]

I hope there's no pimples inside my arm

[dusty magnet]

Are cysts just internal pimples

[zenith pebble]

i think those are called cysts

[dusty magnet]

Okay I already regret saying that

[sterile tartan]

[dry bison]

La la la la la la Shaq vaaaaaan

[zenith pebble]

i said the same thing lol

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-sorprendido-shaquille-oneal-gif-23222312

Cleanse your mental palette

[dusty magnet]

That's because we are the same entity

[sterile tartan]

Shaq van

[rotund finch]

ugh over slept so now i got a headache >.>

[rotund finch]

XD

[dry bison]

If you got a headache from oversleeping, might wanna check your blood pressure. That sounds like a serious underlying condition.

[dusty magnet]

Shaqman

[rotund finch]

actually i have chronic headaches

[dusty magnet]

Yeah that'll do it

[rotund finch]

lot of things set it off

[dry bison]

That's a whole other kettle of fish then

[rotund finch]

yep

fricken sucks

[dry bison]

HOPE YOU LIKE FISH!

[zenith pebble]

speaking of shaq

[rotund finch]

i slept in because i kept getting woke up so was too sleepy, and now my head just hurts

[zenith pebble]

if u havent seen the movie Kazaam, do yourslef a favor

[rotund finch]

i do like fish actually

i loved kazaam

[dusty magnet]

What kind of favor should I do

[zenith pebble]

is kazaam a christmas movie

[rotund finch]

watch it

i don't think so

[zenith pebble]

yeah watch it lol

[rotund finch]

he's a geniee lol

[zenith pebble]

its incredible

in a campy awful way

its so fun

[dusty magnet]

I'm hungry

[dry bison]

I am almost never hungry

Didn't you just eat a pizza yesterday?

[dusty magnet]

Yeah but now I digested it and need more

[dry bison]

You ate the whole pizza

?

[dusty magnet]

No only a few slices

I've got a small stomach

So I'm always hungry

[dry bison]

Eat pizza

[lucid granite]

the heck

[dusty magnet]

Hi SUPERFIRE!

[lucid granite]

HI BEE!!

[zenith pebble]

the hork

[dry bison]

I don't know what I hate more. Getting spam mail or family members getting spam mail, reading it to me.

[sterile tartan]

Probably the second one

[thick stump]

down side to having an Email address that's about 18 years old

[sterile tartan]

I just noticed your profile pic is Larry, mumbles
I love it

MumblesMalarry

Don't worry, I'm not gonna change your name again

[jaunty copper]

MumblesMalaria

[sterile tartan]

Hah

[jaunty copper]

https://tenor.com/7TFK.gif

[lucid granite]

ew

[sterile tartan]

🦟

[lucid granite]

that mosquito is a thief and a menace

[zenith pebble]

mumbles boutta go through a dozen pfps this week

[sterile tartan]

In grounded you can use their blood sac to make a healing bomb

Literally a bomb that heals people around it

[zenith pebble]

blood sack baby bloood sack, we can heal togetthheeerereerrr

[sterile tartan]

Pffff

[night bobcat]

Oh I don't like that

Say bye

Bad gif

[dry bison]

?

What gif?

[night bobcat]

The one I posted and deleted, a B 52s one

[dry bison]

They are pretty dangerous airplaines.

https://tenor.com/view/b52-bombs-missiles-gif-12763795

[rotund finch]

i got my caffeine but haven't started drinking it yet, it would work better if i did drink it lol

[dry bison]

This one?

[jaunty copper]

https://tenor.com/bnisp.gif

[night bobcat]

That's a better one

[night bobcat]

Nope

[dry bison]

Those planes are literally a giant fortress in the sky

[rotund finch]

morning kitty snuggles and caffeine, only thing missing is omse chocolate lol

[jaunty copper]

yw

[night bobcat]

ty

[rotund finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cuddles-snuggles-violently-snuggles-sweet-pet-gif-16100052

[dry bison]

I wonder if there's going to be a starwars lego mmo now

[rotund finch]

dear god

[dry bison]

Isn't that how it goes? Sandwich>Star Wars>MMO?

[night bobcat]

Yep

[zenith pebble]

oh good you got my love shack reference

ty all for also being olderish

[rotund finch]

lol olderish?

had to restart my cat. started petting and the purring resumed

[zenith pebble]

yeah olderish lol

@sonic axle is one of the youngsters usually, and hes 20 somethin

[rotund finch]

i like that term makes me chuckle

[zenith pebble]

lol

[rotund finch]

i'm only 30 and sometimes feel old

[sonic axle]

Wut

[maiden seal]

SWTOR is a mmo

[zenith pebble]

75% of your way to 40

[rotund finch]

yup

[sonic axle]

I'm not 20

Wtf

[maiden seal]

lego mmo will be some shit

[sonic axle]

I'm 38 lol

[zenith pebble]

ok @sonic axle im sorry i swear i clicked on @dusty magnet

[maiden seal]

the bees

[zenith pebble]

but thank you for helping prove my point lol

[sonic axle]

[dusty magnet]

I'm 38 also

[sonic axle]

[zenith pebble]

cap

[dusty magnet]

If 38 meant 20

[maiden seal]

[sonic axle]

Turtle?

[maiden seal]

no its an owl

smh

[sterile tartan]

Bee is the same age as my little brother and that fucks with me

[sonic axle]

[sterile tartan]

I should be sleeping but my brain refuses to be sleepy

[dry bison]

Eventually everyone is old

[sterile tartan]

Old is relative

[dry bison]

I'm related to that.

[sterile tartan]

If bee is the same age as my brother
Does that mean he is my brother

[dry bison]

Or he could be your brothers reflection

[sterile tartan]

@dusty magnet are you my brother

[dusty magnet]

Yes

[dry bison]

Bee, are you a mirrored being of quantum state?

[dusty magnet]

It me

[sterile tartan]

Awesome

[dusty magnet]

Yep

[sterile tartan]

Quantum brother

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/blow-a-kiss-q-star-trek-star-trek-the-next-generation-mwah-gif-23455351

[dusty magnet]

That's a cool title

[dry bison]

Garage Electro-Punk band

[sterile tartan]

Finally starting to be tired

[dry bison]

Have you ever felt like you're standing on a platform waiting for change?

Like....seriously. The hotdog is $3. I gave $5. Gimme my damn change dude. I'm not tipping the subway hotdog vendor.

[sterile tartan]

Wait

There's the one I was looking for lol

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-throw-window-money-cash-gif-16491349

[dry bison]

Time is so full of space. We need more time and less space.

[sterile tartan]

Yeah

Ever feel like you're observing someone else living your life, and not actually feel like a part of it

[dry bison]

Especially when life is a routine and you don't get to reflect on any of it.

[sterile tartan]

On that note I'm gonna try to sleep

[dry bison]

"The unexamined life is not worth living" - Socrates

Confirmed: Socrates likes to watch

[sterile tartan]

Lol

[red bough]

https://twitter.com/amazing_physics/status/1507243527637454872

Amazing Physics (@amazing_physics)

🚴+ Physics = Winner

Likes

29873

Retweets

5748

▶ Play video

Twitter · Mar 25, 2022, 6:30 AM

[clever vessel]

lol the guy on the motorcycle

[red bough]

yeah, that was pretty much the best part.

[mint spear]

i have a rubber band >:)

[teal vault]

Guys guys guys

I've made a ground breaking discovery

[night bobcat]

Go

[teal vault]

||There's a crack in my floor||

[opaque tartan]

@wheat burrow Pamela Rooke 😢

[clever vessel]

||you have to step on it to save your mother's back||

[dry bison]

Crack. Huh. What is it good for. SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF

[lucid granite]

wise

[teal vault]

Wha

[mint spear]

i only need 6 more xp

den i will be level 4

[mint spear]

smells nice

im level 4

[opaque tartan]

Don't people smoke crack and not sniff it?

@night bobcat how you feeling?

[night bobcat]

no changes - how about you? Leg doing good?

[opaque tartan]

Got the stitches out just need to keep the leg exercised

[night bobcat]

You took the stitches out I know

Yeah

[opaque tartan]

But yeah it's alright

You not recovered at all?

[night ore]

yall what you think abt these dunks

[night bobcat]

nah, going to be a bit apparently

[night ore]

no image link...

theyre called midas gold dunk low

[opaque tartan]

@night ore they look nice

Depends what you wear it with obvs

[night ore]

i might cop

[night ore]

thinking cargos and a hoodie or tee since summer

[opaque tartan]

Doc said it would be a while?

[opaque tartan]

I'm looking at the terrascapes 👀

[night ore]

terrascape?

[night ore]

ah

they clean ngl

[opaque tartan]

Terrascape version of Max 90s

But I need a few colours

[night ore]

they would go hard for summer/fall

[opaque tartan]

And autumn!

Grey jeans

Black hoodie

[night ore]

autumn is fall silly

[opaque tartan]

My usual attire

[night ore]

same

[opaque tartan]

How dare you!

[dry bison]

I don't know the cracky etiquette. Sorry.

[night ore]

lmao

[mint spear]

i wear a hoodie with leggings under my shorts all year

[opaque tartan]

I sometimes wear leggings for football when it's cold

Or when on astroturf

[dry bison]

I have long johns. Do those count?

[opaque tartan]

Can get ripped up

[mint spear]

yea

[opaque tartan]

I have long johns too

[night bobcat]

I only wear leggings

[dry bison]

I only wear out

[opaque tartan]

Yoga pants*

Yogular Gleam

[night bobcat]

Yeah

[mint spear]

i wonder what i would look like in yoga pants

[opaque tartan]

Fluffy in yoga pants

There

My job here is done

[mint spear]

from the back i would look like a girl

[opaque tartan]

This is me in yoga pants

[opaque tartan]

Anyone can look like anyone from the back

[dry bison]

I look like Beyonce from the back, except more ethereal

[maiden seal]

lmfao

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-boo-gif-23476186

[opaque tartan]

@night bobcat played any more Elden Ring?

[wheat burrow]

She can’t die. Punk’s not Dead

[opaque tartan]

NEVER

Had Dot Cotton and Pamela this week

[night bobcat]

haven't played anything

[opaque tartan]

Damn dude

[wheat burrow]

How you feeling now Yogi Gleam?

[opaque tartan]

@night ore

[zenith pebble]

those have the drip

[opaque tartan]

Real talk

@wheat burrow Amazon....
Need any marmite?

[dry bison]

Can't remember ever having marmite

I hear brits like it a bit

[night bobcat]

Same

[ocean pebble]

Not good?

[dry bison]

That time you thought Yogi was the same as Yoshi and the story got weird.

[opaque tartan]

https://youtu.be/dZ5zVSZGU28

[night bobcat]

no energy, mentally or physically

[ocean pebble]

Oh, sorry

Hope you feel better soon <3

[dry bison]

All I hear when I read "Love it or hate it" are the lyrics to "The Game" song "Hate it or love it" featuring 50 cent

[gaunt reef]

even the video got drowned

[dry bison]

@night bobcat Sleep issues or coming down with something?

Here ya go

[opaque tartan]

LOL

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-hugs-ride-or-die-gif-5878286

[dry bison]

How long did it take to write the entire lord of the rings story, I wonder

[zenith pebble]

more than 3

[dry bison]

centuries

[opaque tartan]

Sony partners with Discord
Does not allow Discord links in PS Party Chat

.......................

[lucid granite]

???

[safe path]

Sony being sony

Just like them not letting you do basic online gameplay without PSN but Microsoft you can

[lucid granite]

or on pc where using the internet is, believe it or not, free

i just love the way consoles make you pay for internet and permission to use the internet

[opaque tartan]

Some games you can still play without PS Plus, NMS you can

@wheat burrow best review I have ever seen

[safe path]

Elden Ring you cant T.T

[timid talon]

you're not paying for "internet", you're paying for servers and infrastructure for the online play

[zenith pebble]

!warn @zenith pebble memes go in #memes🤡

gottem

[safe path]

.ban 259917018122289152 MEMES ONLY IN MEMES!

😛

[zenith pebble]

you cant play ER offline? Then whats goin on when it lets me play without network features when it cant connect me to a server

[safe path]

No you can but my wife couldn't summon help on PS5 due to not having PSN

which is crap

[zenith pebble]

i see

well

you can still summon the appropriate NPCs

and with the NPCs you can still call your spirit ashes too

[safe path]

Yes but not every fight

[zenith pebble]

with summoning other players you cant call spirit ashes

well, yeah not like caves and stuff

but often there arent any summon signs for those anyway

[wheat burrow]

Hahaha it’s about as good a reason as any really

[zenith pebble]

i understand the frustration @safe path, was mostly curious if you really couldnt play at all without PS+

[safe path]

all good!

[zenith pebble]

its too bad there arent a few generic NPC summons that appear at every pool, even if theyre not powerful, being able to have a distraction for a boss is really nice

[clever vessel]

WHERE ARE THE HUMMINGBIRDS

[eternal thorn]

h

[zenith pebble]

where are the hammybirds?

[clever vessel]

in ma belly

[opaque tartan]

I couldn't even respond

Doc too fast

Orgalorg be praised

[dry bison]

Canadian federal government giving three major ISPs funding to grant seniors and poor people access to high speed internet free.

Interesting

[zenith pebble]

what are seniors going to do with high speed internet

[dry bison]

Go slow faster

[zenith pebble]

google gmail.com with such high speed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcR4h4eIR2E

Jerry Larry Gary Gergich Gengurch

[opaque tartan]

We have something like that here too

Makes sense

[spare harbor]

Meanwhile in america, fuck ya all to hell, you get nothing.

Hell, half my county still only had dialup as a option. Not even cellular internet.

Mostly due to the terrain. LOTS of hills and mountains.

Of course now we have starlink, and its going gangbusters here.

I actually had a friends mom crying she was so happy not having to travel 30 miles into town to use her daughters internet

[zenith pebble]

during COVID philadelphia did a good job of making sure that poor residents had good internet access for remote learning purposes

[zenith pebble]

what state has such poor internet? assuming the mom lives in a pretty rural location?

[quaint adder]

huh?

[zenith pebble]

i guess i havent thought about rural internet in a long time. we could only get dialup and satellite tv where i grew up (on an ol dirt road)

[dry bison]

When I was little the internet didn't exist and everyone had metal antenna for their cable television.

I don't feel old, but I know I'm not young by the technology I remember.

[zenith pebble]

yeah i only had free tv, so i got quite good at tuning the rabbit ears

[dry bison]

"I remember when transistors were the size of pickle jars"

[zenith pebble]

I remember when all TVs made an electronic humming noise

"i can use a rotary phone just as easily as a normal phone"

[dry bison]

I remember when people had kids just to change the channel on the tv

[ocean pebble]

If you can’t do that then it’s on you, nothing to do with age.

Rotary phones are stupid easy to use

Hardest part is memorizing all the phone numbers

[dry bison]

As a kid, standing by the knob of the channel changing control listening to your parents screaming about who gets to watch their shows at prime time this week

[zenith pebble]

i guarantee you drop a rotary phone in front of a 10 year old and they couldnt call 911

[dry bison]

Or when the VCR was invented and everyone recorded everything on shitty VHS cassettes that collected like an hour tops

[eternal thorn]

Isn't it easier to just type out the phone number or save it in a directory for quick access than memorizing a number for a rotary phone?

I like efficiency

[ocean pebble]

Perhaps

But I would

At the very least

[zenith pebble]

my 3 vhs set of the wizard of oz slapped lmao

you could, however, if you paid attention, edit out all of the commercials when recording with vhs

[dry bison]

Wanna record an episode of "In the heat of the night"? You'd better record over your first wedding ceremony

[zenith pebble]

oh like your moms phone number your dads phone number etc?

[ocean pebble]

My point is that actually using the device is simple

[zenith pebble]

it was just a part of life back then, everyone did it without issue. something about the human brain being good at remembering strings of 7 numbers

it is simple if you have heard of the concept before, but ive seen videos where ppl have no idea how to use them

also not everyone is a sweet smart taco dog like u

[ocean pebble]

Even if you didn’t know how to use it you would think it would be simple to just figure out

[dry bison]

Like a chimp typing shakespeare

[zenith pebble]

remember when the tv guide was actually useful?

[ocean pebble]

…I guess?

[dry bison]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem

[ocean pebble]

Yeah I knew what you were referencing

Just wasn’t entirely sure how that related to it

[zenith pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHNEzndgiFI

[ocean pebble]

Can’t watch that atm but I just know it will make me think “bruh”

[dry bison]

I love that..."How do I restart?" lift up and put down phone

[ocean pebble]

Like, come on, how hard is it to understand?

:/

[zenith pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITy259PwkfU

this one funny

grandma roastin her the whole time

[dry bison]

They seem to be figuring it out well enough

[zenith pebble]

anyway, as an older millennial, its been pretty cool to see the advent of the internet, cellular telecommunications tech, and modern computer technology.

[sinful plinth]

🙏

[zenith pebble]

from nothing to where we are today, wild

[spare harbor]

Well conceptually as long as something is conceptual, it is, so infinity is

LOL

[zenith pebble]

well not nothing, but relatively archaic comparatively

[sinful plinth]

you like the flashy lights and Wi-Fi

[dry bison]

Nothing is everything undefined.

[zenith pebble]

math always teach u infinity isnt a number

it is conceptual

same with zero i think

[spare harbor]

Exactly

[zenith pebble]

zero is like, the opposite of infinity

[spare harbor]

Now, there is one for sure infinity

[sinful plinth]

I thought it was the absence of a number

[zenith pebble]

there are an infinite number of points on a circle

any circle

no matter the size

[spare harbor]

hehe, good job

[dry bison]

You get one internet point.

[zenith pebble]

i suppose it is, smart homie still in school

but it think zero still conceptual, which is why you cant divide by it, which is what i was thinkin of.

[dry bison]

You can divide whatever you want.

That doesn't mean it will make sense.

[zenith pebble]

who are these ppl

X/0 = UNDEFINED

[dry bison]

Accept the undefined

[opaque tartan]

A Perfect Circle

[zenith pebble]

X/.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 = DEFINED

[zenith pebble]

oooh gdi, i should have gotten that lol

[sinful plinth]

school makes my brain melt

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/maynard-james-keenan-puscifer-tool-gif-4940838

If you knew what you didn't know, you wouldn't not know it

[spare harbor]

Wisdom is fallable, however, it is valuable

[dry bison]

That's a contradiction.

[jovial dragon]

Beep.

[zenith pebble]

but then
X/.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 = DEFINED rounding denominator to 20 decimal points, also UNDEFINED

math be like, crazy yo

[dry bison]

Definitions are hot

[spare harbor]

Actually knowing what you dont know, doesnt necessarily mean you know it. You just know what you could know.

Could, isnt a sum

[jovial dragon]

What did I just walk into?

[spare harbor]

its a potential

[sinful plinth]

meth math

[dry bison]

Knowing what you don't know still begs the question

[spare harbor]

Well thats the joy of knowing say, bob knows a skill

But your not bob

[zenith pebble]

wisdom is having the humility to accept things that you don't know and learn from others

imo

[spare harbor]

Sorta in line with the bob situation

[zenith pebble]

yeah

[spare harbor]

Having the wisdom to ask bob

[zenith pebble]

What about Bob?

[limber fractal]

What about Bob, Bob?

[zenith pebble]

what about Hermione Granger, she is a know-it-all who actually knew it all

FICTIONAL

i am having fun with yall this afternoon

[clever vessel]

good track playing rightn ow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csJT1QKSulA

[sinful plinth]

The state of knowing that you know it all

[dry bison]

Ipse se nihil scire id unum sciat

[zenith pebble]

thank

[clever vessel]

the good song is over but the quality seems pretty consistent

[zenith pebble]

also there were moments where she lapsed and others had to step in

very true

[dry bison]

Think about the thought. Is the thought thinking or thinking the thought?

[spare harbor]

Both

[clever vessel]

an elusive Lee appears

[spare harbor]

Aye, 6 months mostly in the factory. So not much time for Discord

[dry bison]

How is the, I want to say finger

I did not keep accurate notes about injuries

[spare harbor]

AH!

Its good good!

[dry bison]

goo?

https://tenor.com/view/adam-sandler-goo-gif-9744716

[spare harbor]

The part that got grafted back on fully reconnected and the dead epidermic fall off maybe 2 days ago

Basically mostly healed

However, the fresh section is SUPER sensitive. The cells are so new, they havent really got a new coat of dead cells on top

Nerves are way more exposed lol

[zenith pebble]

well i am also very happy about your finger

was it your primary wagging finger?

[limber fractal]

[zenith pebble]

[spare harbor]

Hehe

It was my left hand, index

[limber fractal]

[spare harbor]

This poor finger has been trimmed like this twice now. It just grows back

[zenith pebble]

second most important wagging finger

[dry bison]

I only have one dance emoji

[dry bison]

Best dance emoji

[zenith pebble]

[spare harbor]

Bongo cat approved

[zenith pebble]

@limber fractal has animated gunter mojos!

[spare harbor]

LOL that cat reminds me of my gf

[zenith pebble]

nice

she good at the bongo?

[spare harbor]

Everytime Im cooking dinner, dancing as I cook, she does that to my butt

[limber fractal]

yessss

[dry bison]

Keep saying that Jahnri and it will remind you of your ex

[spare harbor]

Its hilariously inappropriate

[zenith pebble]

aww thats very nice

[ocean pebble]

Random bit here. Map of Earth, but it’s centered around New Zealand.

[limber fractal]

[dry bison]

lol

[zenith pebble]

stretched maps man, always messin me up

whats the most accurate map?

[ocean pebble]

A globe.

[limber fractal]

the invisible map

[dry bison]

Looks like Australia.

[spare harbor]

Well, to be honestly mumble, this is a predeterminedly short relationship. She will be moving out of town in a year when her mom moves out. Shes her permanent caretaker. Im enjoying what time I have left with her. She leaves next summer.

[dry bison]

Ooooh I see it's upside down

[zenith pebble]

https://www.discovery.com/science/AuthaGraph-World-Accurate-Map

[dry bison]

It's weirding me out!

[zenith pebble]

bittersweet, what a lovely perspective you have sir

[opaque tartan]

I saw that article but there was a couple more

[ocean pebble]

Nonetheless a globe is still better, as it’s impossible to have correct proportions of a sphere on a flat surface

[dry bison]

That planet earth looks alien

[opaque tartan]

Interesting how small some things look

On a map I mean!

[spare harbor]

Eh, Im just happy to have someone to spend time with Guy. Its been lonely in my life and now its not. Plus side, when she moves, its up to the San Juan Islands. So if i want to vacation I can stay there lol

Her moms sister passed and left her a house up there.

Itll take a year to get it ready for her mom. She has ALS

So they need to install a lot of things

[dry bison]

I'm too used to the standard google looking map

[zenith pebble]

totally understand that

[timid talon]

this is always fun https://www.thetruesize.com/

[spare harbor]

Still not used to her being taller then me Guy. 6 foot 7. First time Ive ever been with a girl taller then me lol

Mind you Im 6 foot 4

[zenith pebble]

this is cool, so it turns out brazil is roughly the size of china. TIL

[spare harbor]

Hrmm

[dry bison]

I don't think this size comparison tool is accurate lol

[jovial dragon]

Good afternoon.

[dry bison]

It warps landmass like a fish bowl

[jovial dragon]

Maybe it IS a fishbowl.

Question, anyone been trying to get a PS5 still? I have a question out of my own curiosity.

I have one, that's why I'm asking

[timid talon]

that's what projecting a globe onto a rectangular map does. this is just making it consistent between the countries you're comparing

[limber fractal]

Australia's pretty f'n big

[zenith pebble]

this is really cool, canada big, Kazakhstan is huge, how did i not realize that it was so big

[jovial dragon]

Russia is the biggest by landmass I believe

Population is a different story though.

[spare harbor]

Very much sparsely populated

[timid talon]

similar size to the US, excluding alaska 😎

[wraith reef]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_and_dependencies_by_area#Countries_and_dependencies_by_area

[zenith pebble]

greenland is funny

[spare harbor]

Africa honestly has great potential for development. However it faces so many challenges

[jovial dragon]

Russia has a decent population, but since the land mas is so large it just looks sparsely populated.

[spare harbor]

Greyhound?

[jovial dragon]

Canada has the same problem.

[dry bison]

What problem?

[limber fractal]

what a cutie

[jovial dragon]

.

[limber fractal]

exactly

[zenith pebble]

thats cool, ive dated considerably taller ppl, sounds like a cool lady you got there

[dry bison]

Canada looks sparsely populated?

[mint spear]

italian greyhound

[jovial dragon]

Absolutely, minus a few cities.

[mint spear]

you too :>

[limber fractal]

[dry bison]

I dunno. I've never lived in other countries. If this is sparse, I'd probably hate it.

[jovial dragon]

Canada is about the size of the United States but has less then 40m people who live there.

Think about that.

[limber fractal]

i should move to Antartica

[jovial dragon]

Think if the United States had less then 40m people, what it might look like.

[sinful plinth]

I just want to leave the us

[jovial dragon]

I don't.

[dry bison]

More than 10% of the entire United States lives in one state.

[jovial dragon]

Oh yeah, California.

I thought we nuked them?

We should.

Sorry, California has got go to.

[dry bison]

Shh, you sound like Texas.

[zenith pebble]

and go where for how long?

[wraith reef]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_and_dependencies_by_population_density

[spare harbor]

California is our most valuable piece of land

[jovial dragon]

Nah. I'm actually a native from Germany.

Valuable or not, get rid of it.

[mint spear]

for now

[jovial dragon]

The people suck.

[spare harbor]

Resources, population, skilled workers, ports

Oh dont get me wrong, I loathe the culture

[dry bison]

People are people

[spare harbor]

Hardly...

[zenith pebble]

culture kind of a wide range in cali too from my understanding

[dry bison]

People aren't people

[zenith pebble]

north much much different than socal

[spare harbor]

People are what they learn to be.

[jovial dragon]

That state is an absolute trainwreck, the local government is like the scene from SpongeBob where he's in a room and all the files are on fire.

[dry bison]

People

[spare harbor]

Aye, norcal is pretty interesting.

That all being said, without california, it would be utterly terrible for awhile

Not to say things wouldnt adjust

[jovial dragon]

The state is beautiful if you ignore all the homeless people, I'll admit.

[dry bison]

Sounds very political

[spare harbor]

Hrmm

Not sure

I mean it could devolve into a political discussion. I think this is more a cultural and societal discussion at this point

[jovial dragon]

Agreed

Was nicer then what I was about to say.

[spare harbor]

I have to admit, bringing my ex from australia to california was one heck of a odd experience

[jovial dragon]

Heh, I bet.

[spare harbor]

I told her what it was like, even mentioned the girls with dogs in bags being a meme

[dry bison]

Speculating on the disappearance of an entire state isn't political?

[jovial dragon]

I lived in California for a little while, it was such an odd place....

[jovial dragon]

No.

[spare harbor]

Within 30 minutes of getting into california, bag dogs confirmed, 10 times!

I still cant believe how popular bag dogs are lol

[jovial dragon]

I don't want California to disappear, it is a critical part of the United States, I just want it to be better.

[zenith pebble]

yeah why ppl still doin that. paris hilton isnt even popular anymore

[dry bison]

"Better"

[limber fractal]

she thinks she is

[zenith pebble]

lmao, well of course of course. still a very famous socialite

[sinful plinth]

Canada forever

[dry bison]

Canada for a little while. Sorry.

[zenith pebble]

how come?

[limber fractal]

to pee. or not to pee. that is the question

[dry bison]

Cooooold sucks

[sinful plinth]

I know a decent amount of people in Canada and they all like it, downside it taxes are higher than the us bc healthcare is free

[dry bison]

Pee isn't a question. Pee is the answer.

[sinful plinth]

plus they have bagged milk

[limber fractal]

Cold is awesome.

[sinful plinth]

I feel like you ask this question a lot

[dry bison]

There is no pee that is not the answer to the question.

[jovial dragon]

Sorry I'm back, I spilled pickle juice on my arm.

[zenith pebble]

i had bagged milk growing up in the US. its not so great

[limber fractal]

really need to pee

[jovial dragon]

What the fuck?

[sinful plinth]

I hate bagged milk I just think it’s funny

[dry bison]

Bagged pee

[sinful plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/canada-jug-container-powdered-milk-pour-gif-3475132

[limber fractal]

bagged milk is awesome

[zenith pebble]

oh no! you better go

[jovial dragon]

What is going on here?

[limber fractal]

i should right?

[jovial dragon]

I left for two minutes now we're all taking about red how to relieve themselves.

[dry bison]

It started with california. It ended with piss. Don't act surprised.

[jovial dragon]

Fair point.

[zenith pebble]

yeah! just call fives on your seat to make sure it doesnt get stolen

[limber fractal]

oh snap

how do i call fives?

[spare harbor]

Man, one thing i love about california

The food!

Man, they have some amazing restraunts

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/potty-hehasrisen-easterlove-happyeaster-happybirthday-gif-13982464

[sinful plinth]

What does call fives mean

[dry bison]

I think it's a gang sign

[spare harbor]

I have no clue sock

Ah, explains why i dont know

[dry bison]

Red is in a pissy gang

[sinful plinth]

Isn’t throwing up fours a gang sign

[jovial dragon]

We are all out of drinkables in this house.

That's unfortunate.

[spare harbor]

..... I must not saying it...

Say.. fucking heck

[jovial dragon]

Is there a middle finger emoji?

[spare harbor]

I havent typed for so long, Im mistyping everything

[jovial dragon]

I don't think there is

I was gonna use it and say that it was a gang sign.

Was gonna be funny, but now it's ruined.

[dry bison]

There's an opposite of middle finger emoji

🖖

[jovial dragon]

That's from star trek or something

Ain't it?

[lucid granite]

yes

[zenith pebble]

you stand up and say "fives" and then if youre back within five minutes you can reclaim your seat even if someone is sitting in it

[dry bison]

It means die soon and live in poverty

[jovial dragon]

I see.

[jovial dragon]

Sounds like all of us.

Either that or we'll all die inna nuclear fire.

The latter seems a lot more pleasant.

[zenith pebble]

Oh hey Pika 🖕

[jovial dragon]

AYYYY

I missed my chance though haha.

[dry bison]

I used to have a complete language dictionary for speaking klingon.

[jovial dragon]

Nobody even questioned the fact where I mentioned we'd all die in a nuclear fire. Guess everyone is just used to my bullshit by now lmao.

Bring on the fireworks!

[dry bison]

Technically it does not matter when you die or by what initial cause - You'll be exposed to nuclear radiation and ultimately it could be said you died by nuclear fire if one decides to ignore all of the other influences on the end result.

[jovial dragon]

I don't think that's how that works

[sinful plinth]

I don’t care if I die I want to drive this car first

[timid talon]

you should have used the other one

[jovial dragon]

Same

Bubble car.

[limber fractal]

omg that is toooo cute. i need one

[jovial dragon]

Same

[dry bison]

I think I saw that car in a movie about kids going to space in a television set

[jovial dragon]

I'll take 12.

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/take-a-seat-come-bugs-bunny-toilet-bathroom-gif-5620991

[jovial dragon]

Oh godm

[sinful plinth]

All the more reason to buy it

[jovial dragon]

No.

Red, you are pretty weird.

[sinful plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-toilet-smoke-explosion-gif-14222665

[jovial dragon]

And that is coming from me of all people.

[limber fractal]

We're all fully aware

[jovial dragon]

TKOR did something like that with a toilet before Grant died and these two idiots took over.

[sinful plinth]

What’s ktor

[dry bison]

There's your car

The Explorers

[sinful plinth]

mmm ball

[limber fractal]

[jovial dragon]

It was a YouTube channel that was big back in the day.

[sinful plinth]

That’s my ship in nms

No Joke

[jovial dragon]

They did a bunch of science shit, the host, Grant, died, and two idiots took over the channel and drove it into the ground.

[sinful plinth]

sounds devastating

[jovial dragon]

https://youtube.com/c/Thekingofrandom

[dry bison]

I want the toyota i-road to come to Canada

[jovial dragon]

Some of the older content is worth watching.

Some of the newer stuff is debatable, some of it is.

The first year they did a pretty good job actually, but after that I dunno.

[sinful plinth]

wtf is this

[dry bison]

Electric motorcycle car

[sinful plinth]

It looks more vulnerable than a normal motorcycle for some reason

[dry bison]

Tell that to someone in armor flying through the air at 80 mph after getting thrown off a bike

[sinful plinth]

fair but it reminds me of a can of tuna sideways with wheel

[dry bison]

That would get stolen so fast

Though for what purpose who knows....It's slow as f

It's designed for inner city driving

I don't think iroad was ever intended on being a real competitor in the market.

Just an investment sink to draw attention away from innovators pushing electric vehicles

I look forward to the future of mobility.

[spare harbor]

Ol vlad

New vlad

Seriously love Skarsgards portrayal

Way more sinsister and dark

[jaunty copper]

explorers

[jaunty copper]

the lighting helps

[spare harbor]

For sure

Not to mention the actor is less like a rabid dog and more like a crocodile

[jaunty copper]

he is still possessed by loki

[safe path]

Toyota iRoad

Pretty neat little things, I want one tbh lol

I would love to have like a small covered trike

[spare harbor]

Hrmm, Id like a small electric pick up of sorts

Just enough room for gardening tools

maybe a mower

[safe path]

Don't get me wrong I love our Prius but a motorcycle would be pretty nice too for short trips

[spare harbor]

Around here, with all the big trucks, I wouldnt dare

Way to many motorcycle deaths

[dry bison]

Tip: Do not nap near a farty dog

[opaque tartan]

https://www.hotelchocolat.com/uk/about-the-velvetiser.html

[rotund finch]

lmao

[clever vessel]

why not

dog farts are blessings

[limber fractal]

depends

[clever vessel]

all of them!!!

[limber fractal]

some are curses imho

[clever vessel]

tbh imo tbh

how are you doing Red?

LET THE RAIN COME DOWN. WASH OVER MEEEEEEEeeeee

[wheat wren]

no

[dusty magnet]

Yes

[wheat wren]

rain wave

[rotund finch]

dog farts are like people farts, they all smell like shit

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-same-wavelength-twins-thinking-cosmic-energy-gif-15106217

[dry bison]

I made the mistake of offering my senior mum some money to buy some expensive vitamins she wanted online. Ever since I offered, she has been virtual shopping because she decided against getting vitamins and now thinks she has money to spend in lieu of the fact she's not getting vitamins.

[limber fractal]

i'm doing okay. little more tired than usz. enjoying the weather since it's sunny out. how are you doing, Zachie?

[clever vessel]

argh, well glad you have some nice weather to distract you a bit

doing well, waiting for rain to slow so i can go outside

[limber fractal]

aww i'm glad the plants are getting some h2o. do you have a nice rain jacket? or is it too hot for that?

[lucid granite]

that's so me

[clever vessel]

should probably get a thinner rain jacket for running tbh

[clever vessel]

yeah i also have a giant pink wiggly noodle jutting from my forehead

goes really far though

so i don't know who it's connected to

[limber fractal]

ooh for running funzies! how long you run for?

[clever vessel]

roughly an hour on tuesdays

bababababababababa

[limber fractal]

ooh one hour's an impressive amount for someone like me. it's good you give your knees a rest in between

[sinful plinth]

[clever vessel]

gotta rest them nees

[fleet hollow]

Knees are weird

[clever vessel]

it's fun to push them side to side

[dry bison]

esp when they crick

Just plant your foot in place and twist your hips. Knees go CRICK

[opaque tartan]

@wheat burrow I went and got my chips and battered sausage today. It was closed yesterday

[wheat burrow]

At least you got it. Better late than never.

[limber fractal]

hey guys

[eternal thorn]

[limber fractal]

i want potato chips now darnit

[eternal thorn]

My plan succeeded

[sinful plinth]

[clever vessel]

what plan

[opaque tartan]

Lil shitbag

[mint spear]

its like a nuclear bomb but with stink

[clever vessel]

a nuclear love bomb

[opaque tartan]

Nice Razer fan!

[sterile tartan]

Am getting panda express

[opaque tartan]

@limber fractal

[limber fractal]

ooh that's so creative!

[safe path]

We are in a session of D&D and I changed the bulb colors for the ambiance o3o

[sterile tartan]

Nice

[opaque tartan]

That's awesome!
There is a new tabletop place that opened up near me and I saw my friend there tonight.
Gonna start playing Dark Souls boardgame again! 😮

[limber fractal]

[safe path]

Dark souls boardgame? o.o

[zenith pebble]

must play by torch light

[civic ferry]

I just do that with my arms, heh

[opaque tartan]

https://steamforged.com/products/dark-souls-the-board-game

[urban sky]

Opinion on Bad Piggies?

[sterile tartan]

Why tf did something like this exist

[opaque tartan]

@jaunty copper @limber fractal @wheat burrow @dusty magnet things that happen in Norfolk
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-60980390#amp_tf=From %251%24s&aoh=16492032967667&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com

[jaunty copper]

Battlefield Earth 2

[mint spear]

hello

[spiral zephyr]

Good surfing out in front of Travolta and Preston's old place here.

[mint spear]

they look very lovable :(

[sterile tartan]

They're silly and I don't hate them but it really looks like someone hit "random" in the fish generator

[mint spear]

yeah they're silly but theyre still friends

[sterile tartan]

They were

The eye stalked long-mouth squid bus

[civic ferry]

Evolution leads to some weird shit, maaan

[sterile tartan]

Yeah, lol

Pretty sure something like that evolved in my Species game too

[dim egret]

Im getting (at least) a 3 dollar raise!

[sterile tartan]

Nice!

[dim egret]

Finally gonna be 40k+ a year!

[dry bison]

If it's any consolation, the creature did not evolve for long

[sterile tartan]

But it still did evolve

[spiral zephyr]

Genetic cul-de-sacs included.

[civic ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/ed-happy-smile-excited-gif-4971438

[dry bison]

Isn't that the guy from NCIS?

https://tenor.com/view/the-fast-and-the-furious-tokyo-drift-lucas-black-sean-boswell-smile-gif-9472678

Big shit eating grin. Talks like he's got marbles in his mouth.

[sterile tartan]

Too many things become crab-like

It's strange

[dry bison]

Did you end up looking up that Tully Monster fossil?

[sterile tartan]

Yeah

They're only found in Illinois

[dry bison]

Sounds like the kind of American I'd expect in Illinois

[sterile tartan]

Lmao

[opaque tartan]

@clever vessel @limber fractal

[clever vessel]

neato

https://youtu.be/HiLKVdNJt_o

[safe path]

Omfg Jacksepticeye is gorgeous!!

[dry bison]

Looks like the face you made earlier at the camera

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[safe path]

That hair and mustache combo is amazing

[sinful plinth]

Jack septic tank

[dry bison]

So ya got a thing for the Jesus. All the ladies dig it.

[safe path]

😜

[civic ferry]

they had to give folks something to look at for hours, after all

[lucid granite]

what is name of this song?

[dry bison]

Bittersweet symphony

[lucid granite]

thx

The Lego Star Wars game looks cool

[clever vessel]

a

[lucid granite]

b

[dry bison]

b

https://tenor.com/view/abba-jimmy-kimmel-live-gif-13274264

[opaque tartan]

Mumbles is right.
It's The Verve

[pliant fjord]

Astronomy Pic of the Day: Earendel: A Star in the Early Universe

Explanation: Is Earendel the farthest star yet discovered? This scientific possibility started when the Hubble Space Telescope observed a huge cluster of galaxies. The gravitational lens effect of this cluster was seen to magnify and distort a galaxy far in the background. This distorted background galaxy -- so far away it has a redshift of 6.2 -- appears in the featured image as a long red string, while beads on that string are likely to be star clusters.   The galaxy cluster lens creates a line of maximum magnification line where superposed background objects may appear magnified many thousands of times. On the intersection between the galaxy line and the maximum magnification line is one "bead" which shows evidence of originating from a single bright star in the early universe -- now named Earendel. Future investigations may include more imaging by Hubble to see how Earendel's brightness varies, and, quite possibly, by the new James Webb Space Telescope when it becomes operational later this year.  Earendel's great distance exceeds that of...

[dry bison]

These images kind of make me sad. The universe is expanding faster and faster. There's a physical limit even now to how far we can ever hope to explore, even if we existed in this universe until it ended.

Exploration is the best part of the universe

[elfin flicker]

Bro if I could I would be like Alexander the Great conquering planets like no tomorrow

Then again I hate flying

[dry bison]

So did Alexander the Great. Never flew in a plane his entire life.

[elfin flicker]

True

But didn’t he name a city after his horse

I live for that

[dry bison]

Making horses?

The Great American Horse Make Off!

[elfin flicker]

What

[dry bison]

Pfffftph. Fixing errors is for people.

Join the horses.

[elfin flicker]

Well I am people

I’m not becoming a brony

[dry bison]

Atlas is into cosplay

[elfin flicker]

Good to know

[dry bison]

Bronys sound like something you'd call someone that lives in the bronx and wants to be seen as more macho.

But also inclusive...because of the implication

Ghetto inclusivity addressin social inequality, yo

[elfin flicker]

What

[wicked jackal]

Jabrony

[wheat burrow]

Maybe doing some voice acting for Grand Theft Alan North Norfolk lol

[mint spear]

Is spending money on in game currency cheating?

[sterile tartan]

Not really

[red bough]

@limber fractal https://twitter.com/MorissaSchwartz/status/1508899547669487626

Morissa Schwartz (Dr. Rissy) (@MorissaSchwartz)

There are more great souls out there than you know 🥰

https://t.co/QbxA17jNqs

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[jaunty copper]

yes

[clever vessel]

depends on the game and if it gives you an advantage in gameplay over other players who otherwise do not

[clever vessel]

what will the currency buy you?

[jaunty copper]

if it's just cosmetics then no

unless it is cheating to look fabulous

[clever vessel]

unless it turns your pants into indestructible machine guns of course

[jaunty copper]

yes guns in pants bad

[mint spear]

why would people want to buy an in game currencies they can earn it makes sense if you can't earn the currency and have to buy it because you can't earn it

[clever vessel]

because people are impatient

[deep dune]

To save time

Laziness is a powerful motivator

[mint spear]

it's fun to earn the currency though

instead of buying it

[clever vessel]

depends on the grind

[deep dune]

If that's how you feel then you probably shouldn't buy it

Presumptuous to assume everyone finds the same things fun though

[mint spear]

im not saying that

[deep dune]

Oh ok

[mint spear]

im just saying that its fun to earn the currency

[clever vessel]

games littered with in-game currencies generally turn me off

though i played a bunch of warframe

[deep dune]

For sure

[mint spear]

i buy in game currencies from like astroneer or minecraft

were you can't earn it

[deep dune]

You can buy mtx in Minecraft these days?

[clever vessel]

what does buying currency in Minecraft get you

[deep dune]

What for

[clever vessel]

yeah

[mint spear]

minecoins

[deep dune]

What do they do

[mint spear]

its how people get packs and skin packs

it cost minecoins

[clever vessel]

ah

[deep dune]

Oh i only played when the game first came out

Used to be able to just make your own skins

[mint spear]

but if you play on computer you make it

on console it's different

[deep dune]

Oh right they have it on all systems now eh

[mint spear]

even vr

[clever vessel]

would be fun in vr

just to explore

[mint spear]

yea

i don't know how to get minecraft vr

i have a vr headset

i have minecraft java

but i don't know how to get it

[clever vessel]

hmm

can’t help ya, i am a playstation peasant

[mint spear]

videos help if you understand the video

[clever vessel]

ha. well one step at a time

[mint spear]

yea

if rdr2 was in vr that would be so fun

[clever vessel]

i’m not sure if Rockstar has any VR development going on, but AAA VR games will become more of a thing after PSVR 2’s launch

if anything happened with RDR2 or GTA, then it’d be another studio

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[mint spear]

you can play it in vr but like you have the controller in your hand and its not like stand alone and only good console players will be able to play cause they would know every button

[clever vessel]

a mod probably right?

[mint spear]

um

maybe

[clever vessel]

doubt it’s an official VR port

[mint spear]

yea cause like one vr headset in the world may barley support the graphics

[clever vessel]

for sure, those big games gotta be heavily optimized

[mint spear]

yea

[clever vessel]

looking forward to that Horizon spin-off

[jaunty copper]

Horizon: Discouraged Mid-Atlantic

[clever vessel]

smosh

lol

first we brought you HZD puns

now, we are proud to introduce

HFW puns

[jaunty copper]

the next generation

[mint spear]

im so close to level 5

[rotund finch]

good morning all

[clever vessel]

☕

⤴️

[mint spear]

good morning

[clever vessel]

i wish there were pancake goblins that lived in my closet

i could harvest freshly grown, steamy pancakes from the underarms every morning

[mint spear]

my closet is small but big

[rotund finch]

that just no

[clever vessel]

haha

[clever vessel]

small pancakes

[rotund finch]

mental image just made my nose scrunch up

[mint spear]

my friend and i slept in the closet once

[clever vessel]

a happy feeling is it not?

[mint spear]

maybe a few times

[rotund finch]

the mental image was not a happy feeling

[mint spear]

hehe

[rotund finch]

if i was easily nausiated i'd puke XD

[clever vessel]

don’t worry he’s clean

[mint spear]

i don't want to imagine what i imagined