off-topic-bond-james-bond

[astral elbow]

Past summer

First is the camping I stayed at

Favorite monster?

[rotund finch]

pretty

[astral elbow]

Weather was a Bummer

[rotund finch]

ultra fiesta, use to be ultra black

[astral elbow]

All for now I think

I'm kinda flooding this chat

[rotund finch]

lol

[astral elbow]

That last picture is just

[rotund finch]

pretty fluffs

[astral elbow]

It doesn't look real

[elder shale]

I didn't even finish it

Thanks Hollywood, keep ruining good franchises some more

[astral elbow]

We should know what you're talking about?

Interesting

Whatcha talking about

[elder shale]

@zenith pebble Wanna kick some balls with cars

[astral elbow]

Heh

I take too many pictures.

[soft plaza]

Lots of cats

[astral elbow]

Way too many.

I've got 4 atm

But like

12 in total

[mortal dock]

when they jump on you

[astral elbow]

Chica Nash Chico thaibo Marcel Loesje Beerend Bonchuk Fozzie Fozzie porselein aiko and a few other cats we didn't name

👀

[mortal dock]

how bout moon

[astral elbow]

I've woken up from them jumping on me

Well I'm not english so I wouldn't call them anything English

[mortal dock]

wait what you jump on them?? poor bones

[astral elbow]

Aaaaaa

You know what I mean

[mortal dock]

do i?? hmmmm

[astral elbow]

Yeah you do

[mortal dock]

i do dont i

[astral elbow]

Love this one

[rotund finch]

fluff babies

[astral elbow]

Phrog lov

[rotund finch]

and toad babies?

oh frog

[astral elbow]

Hm yes back when I drew things

Wait what explicit excuse me?

Location where Tomorrowland happens every year

Over 3 years ago lmao

[rotund finch]

interesting

[astral elbow]

Ran out of shit to send

Nuuu

[rotund finch]

lmao

go out and get more pics

[astral elbow]

The rest isn't so...sfw so to speak

😂

[rotund finch]

[astral elbow]

Would do

Going to Denmark this spring

[rotund finch]

ooo cool!

[astral elbow]

Yeah I'm excited af

Gotta work on my social anxiety

[rotund finch]

only been to a few states in the US and never outside of it. sad life lol

[astral elbow]

And well ptsd doesn't help me

[rotund finch]

i too have social anxiety

[astral elbow]

I have been diagnosed with it and

It hurt

[rotund finch]

the ptsd i got is from crap i went through as a kid

[astral elbow]

The pstd I got from crap I'm going through as a kid :/

sigh

[rotund finch]

life is rough

[astral elbow]

Yeah

People be saying fuck life

[rotund finch]

makes us stronger in some ways and damaged in others

[astral elbow]

It's already doing that every day wym

sip

[astral elbow]

Yet to find any benefits to having PTSD

Oh look

Found something

[rotund finch]

no real benefit to ptsd but our experiences can strengthen us and teach us things if we let it

[astral elbow]

Teach us things

Don't trust your parents

yes

[rotund finch]

XD

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-you-pass-butter-welcome-to-the-club-gif-9281996

[astral elbow]

I often think that myself too

I just need something to do while uh

[rotund finch]

i mean for years i was veiwed as a paycheck by people who weren't even my parents but were expected to raise me so... yeah

[astral elbow]

As someone that lives in Belgium and is part of the females living there

This doesn't really make me feel any better

[rotund finch]

ouch

i've lived with severe depression since i was 8

[astral elbow]

About the same here...like 9-10.

[rotund finch]

finding the small things that make you happy (like pets) and things to distract the mind seemed to have helped me

[astral elbow]

Yeah it really does help

But when you lose the pet

[rotund finch]

so i've been dealing with this depression for 22 years

[astral elbow]

It's depression²

[rotund finch]

yeah losing the pet is hard

[astral elbow]

So far I've had to say goodbye to like

13 cats

Some even getting older than me

[rotund finch]

i've lost only a few over the years, but losing any pet is hard. the thing to keep in mind is you gave them a home and love

[astral elbow]

It broke my heart seeing my soon to be 19yo cat not be able to eat

It even makes me cry remembering it

[rotund finch]

my current cat is very much a part of my family, he's like my kid to me. poor baby, age gets to us all, some just have shorter lifespans

had a parakeet that i watched grow ill and die. which was heart breaking. being unable to do anything jsut sucks

[astral elbow]

Yeah...

[rotund finch]

my past 2 cats weren't even lucky enough to die of old age

[astral elbow]

One stray I took in would die from a growth in her stomach

[rotund finch]

sad

[astral elbow]

She was black and appeared 3 months after Chico (18yo) passed away

So I named her chica in memorial of my first ever cat

[rotund finch]

she needed a loving home before she passed

[astral elbow]

Chico was black too

Shes still with us today

And in a way Chico is too

I like to believe we treated Chico so well he wanted to do it again

[rotund finch]

they never really leave us

awww hehe

[astral elbow]

Chica

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/950202681778126878/951524222419742800/unknown.png

Chico was like

14 here

If not older

Weighed 11.7kg

Meh I miss him..

[maiden seal]

dead space just gets worse and worse..

in a good way

[dry bison]

I remember when my cat died. He was 20 years old.

[maiden seal]

thats an old cat

[dry bison]

I was a complete mess at work and had to take time off. I lied and said my grampa died so that it wouldn't look so...odd.

[astral elbow]

Oh yeah...losing a pet hurts..

Especially when your parents aren't behind you because of your sexual preferences..

So when you lose th only thing that understands you....it stings..

[dry bison]

If they're not behind you that means they're infront of you. Makes it easier to hit.

...but harder to fart on

[astral elbow]

Heh..

Wish I could do that without consequences..

[dry bison]

That's what elevators are for

[astral elbow]

Mine tend to break alot.

[rotund finch]

pretty

[dry bison]

"Sir. I need you to fix my elevator so I can fart on my parents"

[astral elbow]

Wouldn't just stay at farting though

[dry bison]

They're tall

[astral elbow]

sip

Actually no I'm taller than my mother by a long shot.

Though point still stands

Fart on them to assert dominance

[dry bison]

No.

[astral elbow]

Chico was a very self entitled cat

[rotund finch]

hehe

[astral elbow]

"oh I'm laying in your way? What a shame."

[dry bison]

You fart on people to remind them that the ends do not always justify the means.

[rotund finch]

Siris, my cat regularly reminds me that he is also the baby

[astral elbow]

"if only I would move"

[dry bison]

Do you smell the ends? Guess what it means!

[rotund finch]

XD

[dry bison]

THE END IS NIGH!

[rotund finch]

bwahahahaha

[astral elbow]

Do I ruin the joke if I say that I don't get it

Because I don't

[rotund finch]

https://tenor.com/view/hercules-the-end-apocalypse-gif-22874793

[maiden seal]

so good

[rotund finch]

instead of feel it's smell

[maiden seal]

lol

[dry bison]

What can I say. I have a simple sense of humor. I laugh at fart jokes, but I don't laugh at people getting hurt...unless it is by a fart.

[rotund finch]

i also laugh at fart jokes and i'm a 30 year old mother

[ruby bay]

I ain't gonna lie if someone bullies my child in the future , I'm beating the shit out of the bully and their parents

[rotund finch]

sit on the little fuckers and fart on them

[ruby bay]

What

[astral elbow]

Yeah err

[rotund finch]

make sure you eat a bunch of cabbage before hand

[dry bison]

Calm down Ray Velcoro

[ruby bay]

Uh

[rotund finch]

XD

[astral elbow]

Could make a flamethrower

[ruby bay]

The fuck?

I'm gonna... Go

[rotund finch]

sorry went from the fart thing into that and seemed like a good, non violent solution

[astral elbow]

Yeah you should go

[dry bison]

True Detective season 2, Ray Velcoro beats the shit out of a bullies dad forcing him to watch and threatens to butt fk his corpse infront of him if the kid bullies his son anymore.

He's a little unhinged.

a little

[rotund finch]

just a smidge

[ruby bay]

Ain't that necrophilia?

[dry bison]

Ya gotta love it for it to be a philia

[rotund finch]

technically yes

[astral elbow]

What the fuck

[dry bison]

If you're doing it to send a message it's not a philia

[rotund finch]

XD

[astral elbow]

I wish I didn't come here again

[dry bison]

Philia literally means love

[astral elbow]

What the actual

what

[rotund finch]

this went down hill so fast

[dry bison]

Yeah woops

[ruby bay]

Man not gonna lie avorion is hard

[dry bison]

I mean

[maiden seal]

anyways

[dry bison]

New batman game coming out this year

Multiplayer

[ruby bay]

The first ship I built was a pointy brick

[maiden seal]

what?

[dry bison]

Oh wait maybe that was next year....

[maiden seal]

batman?

[rotund finch]

https://tenor.com/view/sneak-out-eric-cartman-south-park-s8e4-the-passion-of-the-jew-gif-22284107

[maiden seal]

lol

batman lol

[ruby bay]

I'm just using the templates now

[rotund finch]

taking my fatass outa here

[ruby bay]

But some of the ships are massive tho

[maiden seal]

batman isnt in the game

its a game ab robin and friends

[astral elbow]

Scramble

[maiden seal]

like eggs

[rotund finch]

... i just got the mental image of my fat ass being turned into scrambled eggs, ngl

[maiden seal]

yw

[rotund finch]

two cheeks of scrambled eggs

[dry bison]

Good news...gas prices stabilizing

I always knew Canada would become the bread basket of North America and sure enough, production of wheat is increasing significantly now

What's bread made of?

WHEAT

[ruby bay]

Look
https://m.imgur.com/tFaXtzo

[rotund finch]

depends on the bread

[ruby bay]

Mine is a microbe compared to that

[jaunty copper]

What’s wheat made out of?
DEAD DINOSAURS

[rotund finch]

what game is that from?

[dry bison]

You finally got Avorion?

[ruby bay]

Avorion

[ruby bay]

Yeah

[rotund finch]

ah

i got enough games on my plate unless it is on gamepass

[ruby bay]

For reference mine is 1/10 of the size of the
Grid cube

[dry bison]

I look at avorion and see a lesser version of Interstellar Rift

But then I've never actually played Avorion

[astral elbow]

What the fuck?

[dry bison]

Just seen

[rotund finch]

someone meantioned scrambled eggs about my ass

[dry bison]

I hate how cable companies with pay per view shows now, have a section where they try to sell you movies they would otherwise only rent for insanely high prices

[rotund finch]

that's what XD

[astral elbow]

I just said scramble as in run

[dry bison]

Like....$25 for a movie you'll probably only ever watch once

[rotund finch]

and someone else said scrambled eggs

[ruby bay]

There's no ship size limit in avorion

[astral elbow]

Oh god no

[rotund finch]

XD

yeah

[astral elbow]

As much as I would like to eat ass I wouldn't want it to be scrambled

Wait what

[rotund finch]

and my brain being vivid.... yeah ass cheeks of scrambled eggs

[astral elbow]

👀

[rotund finch]

well then

https://tenor.com/view/themoreyouknow-more-know-gif-4483207

[astral elbow]

Yaesh

Yes*

[rotund finch]

you are an interesting individual lol

[astral elbow]

God I should really quit the alcohol

It's doing more harm than good

[rotund finch]

maybe a bit

[astral elbow]

Maybe

I tell myself not to drink

sip

[rotund finch]

if i drink it's light stuff and only a little to relax

[astral elbow]

I drink to get shit off my mind

[rotund finch]

yeah i don't got a kid to watch

[astral elbow]

Sadly English is one of those things that gets removed temporary too

[rotund finch]

and i am clumsy enough without being shit faced

haha

[maiden seal]

if you think you should, you should

[astral elbow]

Well I know I have to

It's just I don't want to

[maiden seal]

i believe in you

[astral elbow]

I like being able to live without being fed up by my mother

For like 3 hours

[rotund finch]

got a pathfinder 2e game starting soon, i got a headache so kinda don't want to play but it's bi-weekly so if i miss this week.... i won't remember jack shit

[maiden seal]

You can do that without the alcohol, can you not?

[astral elbow]

Nope

Besides I'll not be able to sleep

Like rnv

Because I get nightmares and wake up in the middle of the night hyperventilating

But oh well

[maiden seal]

You should try something else

[astral elbow]

Talking to people makes it go over

[rotund finch]

music mayhaps

[astral elbow]

Yeah that too

[maiden seal]

Alcohol is not good if you do it a lot, my best friends parents fell victim to alcohol. its not pretty

dont like it happening to others

[astral elbow]

Well it's better than what I did as a teen

sigh

[rotund finch]

my mother was an alcoholic, step father too

[maiden seal]

melatonin?

have you tried that?

[astral elbow]

That word already gives me the chills

Yeah but it's hard to get in without having my mother notice

[rotund finch]

mother was a depressed drunk, step father was a violent drunk

[maiden seal]

hm

[maiden seal]

same case for my best friend.

[astral elbow]

Step father was an abusive junkie...

[maiden seal]

he lives with us now.

[rotund finch]

ouch

[astral elbow]

Mother gives 0 fucks about me

[maiden seal]

where do you live?

[astral elbow]

Belgium

[maiden seal]

ah

[rotund finch]

yeah my mother is off in her la la land in texas, set in her ways, downside is they're rather poor, upside, she can't afford alcohol anymore and neither can my step father

i lucked out having a mother who cared, but she was dealing with her own demons

[maiden seal]

his mother finally realized what she had to do, but neither parents are allowed to see him because of stuff

[astral elbow]

My father is fairly nice but he has to have control of everything

[maiden seal]

glad my father said yes to letting him stay

[astral elbow]

My step mom has obsessive-compulsive disorder

[rotund finch]

my father has ptsd from guarding berlin wall, made him a shit father, running off with things get tough and making excuses about it

grandmother wasa drunk and physically/mentally abusive

[astral elbow]

I'm deleting that because not everyone needs to know

[rotund finch]

understandable

[maiden seal]

i dont know you two but i love you guys!

in case you need it

[rotund finch]

awwww

[astral elbow]

Thanks.

[maiden seal]

of course

[rotund finch]

yes thanks, it's always nice to hear

[astral elbow]

I see my grandparents as my real parents

[maiden seal]

they are

just grand

[astral elbow]

I can't talk to my step mom because everything is dirty all the time

[rotund finch]

only one grandmother and she was a bitch who died and i gave 0 fucks about

[maiden seal]

never met my mothers mom

[rotund finch]

i generally feel nothing when people die, just anumb sensation but i especially cared less when she passed

[astral elbow]

So far I've only lost one important person

[maiden seal]

its going to happen

im sorry

[astral elbow]

When I asked my parents to donate to her, they refused...

[ruby bay]

?

[astral elbow]

Just...meh

[astral elbow]

Nothing you can do about it

[maiden seal]

sad.

wish there was my friend

[rotund finch]

life can be cruel, roll of the dice of what sort of families you are born to

the key is not to let it break you

[maiden seal]

jova

[astral elbow]

Hm?

[maiden seal]

you got a plan for when youre able to leave?

anything?

[astral elbow]

Uh...nopr

[maiden seal]

you should if you dont like it there

[astral elbow]

With every price skyrocketing to stupid shit

[maiden seal]

its better to not be around people who bring you down

[astral elbow]

I'll be stuck here for a while

[maiden seal]

well yeah

[astral elbow]

Yeah it's not like I'm legally allowed to

I'm still a minor

[maiden seal]

well i did say when youre ablee

[astral elbow]

Gotta wait till I'm 18

Yeah I know but I doubt that my mental health will survive this much shit

[silent wagon]

I'd leave very quickly, seeing as that's child abuse and illegal in most countries

[maiden seal]

you do not have to

[astral elbow]

You get the vague meaning.

[maiden seal]

i would plan ahead though

just in case

[astral elbow]

If I'm dead honest

It's just how it is.

[maiden seal]

im not going to say i understand, but from what youve said i see why you would think like that.

i promise you it will get better

[astral elbow]

Im gonna DM you something

It's too fucked to say it here

[astral elbow]

Yeah I just can't

By law and financially

Oh well...

[clever vessel]

the squirrel scene in The Sword in the Stone is adorable

[civic ferry]

Staining my desktop 👃

[clever vessel]

satisfying

[civic ferry]

Hopefully it gets smoother with time/extra coats

[clever vessel]

it should

from what i remember doing that

[jaunty copper]

Nice

[civic ferry]

Nice

[clever vessel]

Nice

[civic ferry]

For a similar price premade, I'd get particle board crud held together by toothpicks

Seems like a waste for something that's pretty simple

[clever vessel]

toothpick table sounds tedious

[jaunty copper]

What’s your top coat

[civic ferry]

Leather

[jaunty copper]

Poly or shellac

[civic ferry]

Oh. Poly

[jaunty copper]

Cool

[clever vessel]

polly want a cracker

this margarita is strong

[silent wagon]

Son of Batman is entertaining so far, I never thought I'd like Damian Wayne but he's growing on me

[clever vessel]

why can’t i be as strong as this margarita

😔

Damian!?

[jaunty copper]

Marguerite want a cracker

[maiden seal]

huh?

[clever vessel]

margaret

[maiden seal]

show?

[silent wagon]

Animated movie

[maiden seal]

oh?

[civic ferry]

One of the animated movies?

[clever vessel]

does he fight Joker’s son?

[civic ferry]

Yeah

[jaunty copper]

Red hood best batmanime

[civic ferry]

He doesn't fight a kid of joker's, no

[silent wagon]

DC has top tier animated movies, this one is pretty good

[civic ferry]

Afaik?

[clever vessel]

joker has to have some children

[civic ferry]

Unless you count the Batman Beyond special, obv

Joker only loves Batman, ok

[jaunty copper]

Who does

[silent wagon]

Closest Joker ever had to having a kid was uh, in Return of the Joker

And I don't think what he did to Tim counts as adoption 😬

[civic ferry]

For the joker, it kinda does

[clever vessel]

i am not aware of a Tim

unless that’s a tim in this chat

[silent wagon]

Tim Drake, the third Robin

[clever vessel]

ah

[silent wagon]

Dick Grayson was the first, Jason Todd was the second, and Tim was the third. Damian was the fourth, iirc

[clever vessel]

you would do good in batman trivia

what’s the best animated batman?

[silent wagon]

I uh, maybe kinda sorta watched a LOT of DCAU stuff growing up

And still do, lol

[clever vessel]

ha

i didn’t watch much

[silent wagon]

Batman the Animated Series, easily

[jaunty copper]

Red hood

[clever vessel]

i should watch through both of those

or at least check em out

[silent wagon]

Batman the Animated Series, then the sequel show Batman Beyond

Justice League/Justice League Unlimited ties into those too

[clever vessel]

wow 1999

[silent wagon]

So does Superman the Animated Series

[clever vessel]

seems like that was newer

https://tenor.com/view/nooooo-no-time-flies-time-passes-quickly-time-gif-15728125

[silent wagon]

BTAS came out in 93, then STAS came out a couple years later. Justice League was late 90s and was more or less their official "We're working together permanently" show 😆

[civic ferry]

"Batman and his amazing friends"

[maiden seal]

what about Batman the brave and the bold

lol

i grew up watching that one

grey and blue suit my favorite because of that

[dusty magnet]

Is it bedtime yet

[maiden seal]

yes

[dry bison]

Good eeeeevening

Get out of my bed, Bee.

[maiden seal]

i have to ask

nacho libre?

i mean it has to be

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/nacho-why-confused-jack-black-gif-8714598

[maiden seal]

lol

havent seen that one in a while

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/its-the-best-thebest-nacho-gif-23381153

[maiden seal]

i think i do need to now

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-surprised-twins-same-jack-black-gif-24343747

[maiden seal]

these gifs are just nostalgia

i can literally hear the voice

in my head

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/nacho-libre-smile-and-wink-gif-21235004

[maiden seal]

jack black is a gift

god among men

[dry bison]

He is the Aubrey Plaza of white men.

https://tenor.com/view/april-ludgate-aubrey-plaza-parks-and-recreation-gross-love-it-gif-12075474

[maiden seal]

lol

[safe path]

3.5km

[gaunt reef]

Huh?

Wuuh?

You're that close?

I'll clean up the house real quick

[safe path]

Longest confirmed kill by Canadian sniper Wali

[alpine vortex]

I gotta watch both of those , Stan Australia has them both! A Justice League 2001-2004 cartoon , sadly don't have Batman Beyond

[safe path]

Just read about him and holy crap that guy is a badass

[alpine vortex]

👀 👀

[dry bison]

Ahem. 3.54

Though it probably helped he was using one of the strongest sniper rifles in the world.

[maiden seal]

doesnt matter if you cant aim tbh

[dusty magnet]

Brad moment

[pliant fjord]

Astronomy Pic of the Day: Colorful Airglow Bands Surround Milky Way

Explanation: Why would the sky glow like a giant repeating rainbow? Airglow. Now air glows all of the time, but it is usually hard to see. A disturbance however -- like an approaching storm -- may cause noticeable rippling in the Earth's atmosphere. These gravity waves are oscillations in air analogous to those created when a rock is thrown in calm water. Red airglow likely originates from OH molecules about 87-kilometers high, excited by ultraviolet light from the Sun, while orange and green airglow is likely caused by sodium and oxygen atoms slightly higher up. While driving near Keluke Lake in Qinghai Provence in China a few years ago, the photographer originally noticed mainly the impressive central band of the Milky Way Galaxy. Stopping to photograph it, surprisingly, the resulting sensitive camera image showed airglow bands to be quite prominent and span the entire sky. The featured image has been digitally enhanced to make the colors more vibrant.

[worn night]

Iguana

[dim egret]

Why is it every time im reminded of PR ninja storm its the damn popcorn episode

[safe path]

Pr ninja storm?

[dim egret]

Power rangers ninja storm

[lucid granite]

bebd

time

[dim egret]

Bwsde time

[dim egret]

Bro. Why tf are ridge wallets 90-150$???

Even with a 15% off code the one i want is 137$

[gaunt reef]

Those ridges ain't easy to make

[dapper copper]

One of my dormice was freaking out, so I looked in the enclosure and couldn't find the other and started freaking out as well.

Briar had just tunneled under the bedding and was fast asleep as both me and Hazel frantically looked for them. XD

Like, these guys are part mole or something

[wary loom]

Mornin guys'n'gals

[gaunt reef]

GPU acquired 👍

[sterile tartan]

Inspirobot wisdom of the day

We've noticed, inspiro

[wheat burrow]

Has inspirobot shrink wrapped the couple in the lower right there…?! Lmao

[gaunt reef]

Ok so after uninstalling drivers and getting the nvidia ones now my display doesn't go over 60hz (can go up to 75)

[sterile tartan]

Lmao

[gaunt reef]

ok I just needed to add a custom resolution

lol it even fixed the colors

[sterile tartan]

Nice

[gaunt reef]

now for the final test

No Man's Sky

[gaunt reef]

Wow TAA still looks kinda bad even with this

Oh yikes my fps dipped hard at one of my old bases

[glossy marlin]

This is my vibe

[glossy marlin]

That’s so cool! Good job

[glossy marlin]

Do you have a 3D-printer?

[elder shale]

Brachypelma auratum

[maiden seal]

n o

[glossy marlin]

Because I thought you maybe build the lego with one

Awesome! Very creative

[dry bison]

Basement Boooiiiis!

[sterile tartan]

[jaunty copper]

🔪

[elder shale]

That's why I spoilered it

She's a cutie tho

[clever vessel]

tiny eyes

good morning

[dusty magnet]

Good morning zug!

[maiden seal]

right..

[clever vessel]

pineappo

https://twitter.com/bodegacats_/status/1502790791613267968?s=21

Bodega Cats (@Bodegacats_)

https://t.co/CYYxRy59Xu

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[elder shale]

Don't bother the worker

[zenith pebble]

cute spiddar

[elder shale]

speedar

[sterile tartan]

Halp plz

[maiden seal]

sense

oh

one s

welp

[sterile tartan]

Lol

[maiden seal]

and im just

terrible at spelling

wow

[sterile tartan]

Scene is literally the only word here I can think of that's --e-e
And it's already on the puzzle so it can't be it

[maiden seal]

sense for __e_e

lol

hmm

level 1,242

wow

[sterile tartan]

Yeah lmao
On the other one I have from them I'm on 1,630
But that one is generally easier than this one lol

[maiden seal]

im trying

brain not working too well

i got no clue

[sterile tartan]

IT'S

[maiden seal]

its?

[sterile tartan]

NIECE

[maiden seal]

…

fuck

[sterile tartan]

These games are amazing at making people overlook well known words lol

[maiden seal]

making me think too hard

[sterile tartan]

Yup

[sterile tartan]

Only one c
Plus I got it

Scene was already on it lol. That's what was tripping me up. It ended up being "niece"

Hehe

Thank you, regardless

It was "niece"
That was the word lol

Doing a mystery puzzle on my puzzle game now. It's definitely a kitten

[elder shale]

That's a horse

[sterile tartan]

Oh my mistake

[dry bison]

I THINK IT'S A CAT

[sterile tartan]

Could be, Code said it's a horse though so

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/riding-wat-confusing-cat-huge-cat-gif-5621656

I can see why he'd be into cat horses

Learned today the advantages of using a japanese saw over a western saw

Cutting on the pull vs cutting on the push, less stress on the blade, more control on the cut and thinner cut line

[sterile tartan]

Seems like it would be easier to see where you're cutting, too

[elder shale]

It's a horse

disguised as a cat

https://tenor.com/view/smart-thinking-thoughts-think-ponder-gif-7713620

[maiden seal]

[sterile tartan]

Meh hold on

It's a giraffe

[gaunt reef]

Wow man so this is what the average game feels like

And this is still just a 1650

Fuck

[dry bison]

Is that good or bad?

[gaunt reef]

So fucking good

Hitting above 60 on medium settings in my previous games

NMS is kinda stuttery though, not sure why

CPU bottleneck I presume

[sterile tartan]

Which one should I do

[gaunt reef]

Row 2 column 2

[sterile tartan]

The one that looks like a cat in a basket
Then uh
Which of those two are you suggesting code
I'm gonna do more than one, this just helps with order

[elder shale]

Both

Bottom one first ig

[sterile tartan]

Alright

So it's almost exactly what I thought I think

[dusty magnet]

Break time :)

This daylight savings shit is kicking my ass

[dry bison]

Could be worse

It could be kissing it

[sterile tartan]

aliens meme
English

[dusty magnet]

That's true at least my house isn't on fire

...did I leave my oven on

[dry bison]

Always look on the bright side of death badoopiedoop doopiedoopiebadoop

I want a shiba inu

[dusty magnet]

I want a nap

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/shiba-inu-dog-cute-sleeping-gif-8023777

[limber fractal]

for a sec i thought it was a big piece of ginger. didn't understand the blinking zzz's then my brain was able to recognize what it was truly

still waking up groggily personally

[sterile tartan]

Floofy

[opaque tartan]

@mint spear I think you should get Elden Ring

Get in on PS and I'll play with you

It's not hard at all

Challenging but not that much of a pain

[dry bison]

Laaame. Get it on Nintendo Switch and pretend with them.

Pew pew shwish!

[opaque tartan]

😆

I have a Switch

[dry bison]

Get all of the things for Nintendo Switch

[opaque tartan]

I have a bunch of stuff I got given, Zelda and Mario games

Isn't that all I need?

[dry bison]

Milk a cow for nintendo switch

[opaque tartan]

I don't have Animal Crossing

Because I don't want a third job

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/animal-crossing-animal-crossing-new-horizons-new-horizons-acnh-nintendo-switch-gif-16548891

[dry bison]

I really don't think Nintendo realizes when they promote this shit, it doesn't make the switch look more intelligent. It makes the customers look more dumb.

We society live in a

Potato

[sterile tartan]

Full image

[dry bison]

That cat does not consent

[sterile tartan]

I bet they had a light on the camera when the person took the picture. Kitty looks like he's gonna pounce

Is that Neko Atsume

[dry bison]

Or a whistle that sounds like a bird chirp

[sterile tartan]

Also possible

[gaunt reef]

Yeah it is neko Atsume

[sterile tartan]

Ohhh cat condo

Neat

Now for unidentifiable color splotch

Is it 1 or 2

Awww

[dry bison]

So you took a picture of it

Soul thief

[sterile tartan]

I didn't have a soul but I have for seven years

Born with red hair
No soul
It's science

[dry bison]

Seoul thief

[sterile tartan]

Wanna taco bout it

[dry bison]

mmm I want a big crunch wrap

[sterile tartan]

@mint spear is it cat condo 1 or 2???

Gotcha

Yeah, there's a 2

[opaque tartan]

I don't see how this makes Switch customers look dumb

[sterile tartan]

downloads both

[dry bison]

I miss my cat

[sterile tartan]

@mint spear I have one called Purrfect Spirits
Basically people's afterlife is to take care of cats in a house
It's cute

Yus

Sounds good
I'm heating up coffee

I have zero idea what this puzzle is gonna be. It just looks like smeared colors to me lol

Lol

[opaque tartan]

Neo Geo

[sterile tartan]

The puzzle appears to be. Christmas themed

[wheat burrow]

Nate you selling your dodgy wares down the market again?

[opaque tartan]

Look ere, it's propah alright

[wheat burrow]

Haha

[opaque tartan]

🤷🏾‍♂️

[sterile tartan]

[wheat burrow]

Come on, roll up, roll up; left leg, right leg, your body will follow

[maiden seal]

rip off xbox controller lol

[opaque tartan]

We got all your favourite consoles all in this one fancy thingymajig

[maiden seal]

it says im playing elite dangerous still

i played it for 30 minutes and deleted it

what

[opaque tartan]

"What is a Neo Geo?"

[maiden seal]

a console

[opaque tartan]

If you type Neo Geo into Google, the system is the first result

[maiden seal]

ig

[sterile tartan]

Well apparently it decided you've been playing for almost 4 hours

[maiden seal]

i guess?

[opaque tartan]

This is the shit one

[maiden seal]

im literally watching youtube right now

[sterile tartan]

Ah yes the Ninsego

[maiden seal]

the flat one then?

[opaque tartan]

The CD ROM was 1x speed

So it loaded like shit

They only made it because cartridges cost so much

But fuck the loading

[maiden seal]

i wish i had my NES again

😔

[opaque tartan]

Why don't you have it?

[maiden seal]

i think my mother threw it away

[opaque tartan]

I'd never sell mine

[maiden seal]

when i was younger

[opaque tartan]

Nobody is crazy enough to touch my stuff

[maiden seal]

my dad gave it to me

😅

[opaque tartan]

🗡️

[sterile tartan]

Definitely Christmas theme

[maiden seal]

how much is an original nes worth nowadays?

[opaque tartan]

Not that much

[maiden seal]

holy crap i typed in original nes on google and some guy is selling so many games

[sterile tartan]

Now he's festive

[maiden seal]

for 60k apprently

i remember i had this gold zelda game

i forget which it was

[sterile tartan]

Switching to my laptop so I don't have to keep switching apps

there

[opaque tartan]

Legend of Zelda

[maiden seal]

150 not bad

[wheat burrow]

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2021/07/this_ultra-rare_copy_of_the_original_nes_zelda_just_sold_for_usd870000

I didn’t know you can get them slabbed like comics

[maiden seal]

yeah

thats pretty much what i had

so if i never opened it and still had it?

[opaque tartan]

Lot of money

[wheat burrow]

Yeah lol

[maiden seal]

id have 900k sitting in my closet

[opaque tartan]

Well

[maiden seal]

lol

[opaque tartan]

It won't reach 900k

[wheat burrow]

Life is always “what if” though. Better to live and have fun

[maiden seal]

unless you find this guy that really wants it

[sterile tartan]

many cat

[maiden seal]

and the guy doesnt wanna sell it

[opaque tartan]

That one that sold and the other games for that much have some dodgy stories

[maiden seal]

sickk

lol

what id give to play mario 64 again

yea

[opaque tartan]

Emulate it or get it on DS

[maiden seal]

if i had a pc totally

if i still had my ds 100%

id love to play that again too

[opaque tartan]

No computer at all?

You can emulate on mobile too

[sterile tartan]

whoa

[wheat burrow]

Festive catageddon

[sterile tartan]

indeed

my brain when tired is an automatic "deez nuts" joke generator I'm pretty sure

Dee would probably not approve

ahhh

it's silly

I like it

poor dude

kids' books that are very borderline on being kid friendly are great tbh

as soon as the kid is in school they'll know

and either be horrified, or think it's hilarious and use it for show and tell

[lucid granite]

Imagine experiencing dst last night

Cringe

[sterile tartan]

daylight savings time

[lucid granite]

Daylight saving time

[mint spear]

2 weeks yet for GMT, can't wait to be GMT+1.

[sterile tartan]

aka
super unnecessary in modern day

[mint spear]

A couple years back basically all of the country leaders agreed to stop changing the clocks but I dunno why the heck we're still doing it.

[lucid granite]

I’m in a state in the U.S. that stopped doing it

[sterile tartan]

that narrows it down to like two states

mine has talked about removing it but still hasn't

why am I not surprised

bag-uette

[wheat burrow]

Move to Central Europe for that lol

[elder shale]

I have embraced pigeon

[loud needle]

beeglt

fimally?

[sterile tartan]

can you calm down just a little bit with the random facts with accompanying pictures, please

thank you

also, why is that person so happy about the pre cracked egg

and WHY is that boy's neck so long

dammit

obvious plant

sigh

you save no time having to deal with getting it out of the packaging

[opaque tartan]

Just wait till I make my Sorceressvasco

[loud needle]

imma just say one thing

Debutante - 65daysofstatic

a song

[sterile tartan]

not having to switch apps has just made it to where I pause my game on my phone to type here. so ultimately, it isn't helping anything lol

@elder shale this is what that one ended up being

[elder shale]

Merry Chrysler

[sterile tartan]

the other one of the two you put is 100% gonna be food

[wheat burrow]

Nice stockings

[sterile tartan]

agreed

lol I have 800 hints on the game because I never use them

neat

[dry bison]

When you're really into subway, but not staying there.

Solved

[loud needle]

thank you i wasnt doin it

[dry bison]

I don't understand the reference

[sterile tartan]

I made a puzzle out of an inspirobot quote to test out the function on my app lol

[dry bison]

It looks like carlton from fresh prince as a baby, eating a dinner roll, not a potato

or a biscuit

I love biscuits

[wheat burrow]

Inclined to concur with dinner roll

[dry bison]

I'm going to order biscuits

Popeyes biscuits

[wheat burrow]

But defo mini Carlton!

[wheat wren]

that doesn't look like a potato for sure

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/carlton-dance-belair-gif-5203466

[loud needle]

what did stevie wonder's mother buy him for his birthday

[sterile tartan]

what

[loud needle]

a watch

[sterile tartan]

hehe

[dry bison]

I don't get it.

[loud needle]

he was blind

[dry bison]

You can get a watch that says the time literally

[loud needle]

watch is related with sight

to watch

[sterile tartan]

joke is, he's blind so it's a useless gift he can't use

unless it talks. talking watch would work

[dry bison]

There are also braille watches....

Did I mention I don't get jokes?

[sterile tartan]

i noticed heh

[loud needle]

[dry bison]

Holy shit Andromeda changed colors?

[sterile tartan]

gotta take a break from puzzles, it's all starting to blend together

[loud needle]

i just discovered how to get roles...

[sterile tartan]

if you need more information on roles there's #roles-information

[dry bison]

I want biscuits

discovers how to get biscuits

[loud needle]

thank you

[sterile tartan]

no problem

@mint spear it looks like cat condo 2 is literally just cat condo 1 again, with somewhat different looks to the cats

oh the progression is different after the third one I guess. meh. either way, still basically the same lol

[dry bison]

I was given free shrimp. I've never eaten shrimp to my memory. Any shrimp connoisseurs can comment on comparable flavors or describe texture?

[sterile tartan]

@mint spearalright never mind, there's a couple other mechanics

[maiden seal]

well

i even logged out

disconnected xbox

from discord

restarted my phone

i guess im playing elite dangerous for eternity

[sterile tartan]

must be bugged somehow

good job

[loud needle]

dapper young man
"bob phigglebottom"
caught eating potato

no cap

rap news

[dry bison]

No potato.

That child inspired me

To buy biscuits

They will be here in 20 minutes

I will consume them like a young dapper gentleman.

I think he'll go far in life.

[elder shale]

Hold up.

You ordered biscuits.

[dry bison]

Yes

Popeyes chicken and biscuits.

[elder shale]

Okay

I was gonna say

poor courier that would have to deliver just biscuits lmao

[dry bison]

hahahaha

I tipped too!

[elder shale]

I always tip

I've been on their side, it fucking sucks

Tipping isn't common (or expected) in most of Europe, including here.

[dry bison]

I've never been on their side but I worked in the service industry and wasn't allowed tips.

[elder shale]

I don't tip always.

[loud needle]

yes

me too

[elder shale]

Tip couriers.

I mean.

Lol.

[loud needle]

well not always

yea same

[dry bison]

I did room service in a hotel once, food prep in kitchens, check in, doorman, security...no tips. No. I'm lying. I received a tip once.

Rich bich gave me $20 for selling them a bottle of wine that we weren't supposed to sell at all...and I wasn't legally allowed to

[sterile tartan]

wooow

[dry bison]

No certification to handle alcohol

It was trash wine

[maiden seal]

got tipped $50 doing doordash

👌

[elder shale]

A drunk guy wanted to tip me 100 euros once for a pizza delivery

I refused because the guy was honestly piss drunk and I wasn't sure he was doing that super consciously lol

[maiden seal]

you were helping him buy less alcohol

shouldve done it

[dry bison]

Never buy wine in a hotel unless the bottle costs $300. It's trash 99% of the time and the storage of booze is questionable

[elder shale]

Well I think it was an afterparty thing

[maiden seal]

ah okay

[elder shale]

Why do people that make video calls feel the need to yell

Like

just talk normally

re: my dad

I can hear him two floors up

[opaque tartan]

Old people

[dry bison]

Why do people who use cell phones hold the mouth part away from their face when speaking as if the mic can't pick them up holding the phone normally

[elder shale]

He's not that old

[opaque tartan]

Is he older than me?

[elder shale]

Like

what

[opaque tartan]

Phones didn't work as well years ago

[elder shale]

56

[opaque tartan]

You're born in the age of mobile phones

So you wouldn't understand

You'd have to talk louder so people could hear you

[elder shale]

I mean he's always been a techie, he's pretty up to date on shit

[maiden seal]

yeah but you dont need to yell

[elder shale]

More than me in some areas

[opaque tartan]

So is my dad at 74

But old habits die hard

[maiden seal]

or when they video call

and the camera is just

[dry bison]

She has a name. It's Courtney Love.

wut

[maiden seal]

basically they look like this

[sterile tartan]

welp

[elder shale]

Dowgy

English

[maiden seal]

what

[elder shale]

!translate Ich liebe Hunde, aber Katzen sind immer noch besser

[pliant fjord]

@elder shale

German to English translation:

I love dogs, but cats are always better

[elder shale]

I'm a cat person too tho

[maiden seal]

wow gunter can do that?

[elder shale]

Gunter can do many things

[maiden seal]

this is my first dog

my first pet that ive owned myself

[maiden seal]

but ive had like 10 cats over my life

[pliant fjord]

Yea, @elder shale. I know I'm pretty great 😉

[maiden seal]

lol gunter

[opaque tartan]

@pliant fjord Orgalorg

[pliant fjord]

'Tis I

[maiden seal]

i need to know all his commands wtf

is there more adventure time ones

[tribal siren]

Oh shit Gunter's making sense again

[elder shale]

Markov chains work in #bot-spam, so if ya want to talk to him go there.

[maiden seal]

okay

[opaque tartan]

Only Orgalorg is here

Yes

It exists

Not here though

[tribal siren]

BMO?

[opaque tartan]

This is a No Man's Sky Discord, not Adventure Time

Gunter makes sense because he's an alien

But trapped in penguin form

Orgalorg

He never reacts when I use his real name

I don't

I made a shitty one couple of years ago

I spend my free time eating

But others do make bots

[elder shale]

I also have a bot lying deceased in GitHub.

I should go back to it whenever.

[sterile tartan]

holy shit

I just learned we AREN'T supposed to have daylight savings in my state

legally

[elder shale]

Sue the local government

[wheat burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-the-law-gif-23135062

[sterile tartan]

it was passed three years ago

[sterile tartan]

it's supposed to just stay in the Daylight Saving state forever. not bounce back an hour
WHYYY is it not happening. why do we kleep doing it

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-give-it-to-me-gif-10300770

[sterile tartan]

ugh. it's national gov't fault we don't get rid of it

[elder shale]

Rebel

[dusty magnet]

Omg I love raccoons

[maiden seal]

https://tenor.com/view/sly-cooper-sly-cooper-reverse-boomrang-gif-22110013

[dusty magnet]

https://c.tenor.com/CDFcBAFJ47kAAAAM/pike-raccoon.gif

[dapper copper]

Been trying to get a pic of one holding a finger but they just assume I have a snack XD

[dusty magnet]

https://c.tenor.com/zV97vABOlhcAAAAM/thirsty-hangover.gif

[elder shale]

do they bite your finger

[opaque tartan]

You're being watched

Hide anything illegal

[mint spear]

FBI

[opaque tartan]

You said you know, why you asking me?

[mint spear]

German FBI.

[sterile tartan]

got cereal dust in my eye

[wheat burrow]

What type?

[sterile tartan]

lucky charms dust

[opaque tartan]

If I told you it wouldn't be fun anymore

[wheat burrow]

Nice choice

https://tenor.com/view/lucky-charms-leprechaun-rainbow-cereal-breakfast-gif-13725361

[sterile tartan]

pro tip: don't look down at a bag of cereal when you're closing it

[wheat burrow]

Not had them in years

[sterile tartan]

if you need to get air out of it anyway

[elder shale]

cereal dust?

[sterile tartan]

yes

[elder shale]

That's hardcore, Spirit

[opaque tartan]

You know how the phrase goes

[elder shale]

In my time, people just did pixie dust

[opaque tartan]

"Dance like nobody is watching"

[sterile tartan]

did they get the pixie dust in their eyes exclusively

[opaque tartan]

Yes

[elder shale]

Yes

[opaque tartan]

Nope

Discretion

[sterile tartan]

what if the person watching you is a creep

[opaque tartan]

Unfortunately it doesn't work like that

That's compromise

[elder shale]

Strawberry mix Mentos is good

Code™️ Seal of Approval

[sterile tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-im-coming-bounce-fatty-gif-12033880

[elder shale]

What

[mint spear]

That me.

[elder shale]

That's weirdly specific

[elder shale]

I thought you were an amorphous blob.