off-topic-bond-james-bond

[clever vessel]

thanks papa

[zenith pebble]

yw son

or die!

[clever vessel]

it’s always cool when people work into their old ages

[elder shale]

Well,

[clever vessel]

cause they love what they do

[zenith pebble]

i see more ppl working to old age because they have no options financially

[elder shale]

Gonna pee

and gonna bed

[zenith pebble]

but when they love what they do that is indeed cool

[clever vessel]

don’t pee in the bed

[clever vessel]

Yeah unfortunately

[rotund finch]

some also rather just work

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-barbells-dumbbells-weights-weightlifting-gif-16935931

even babies

[zenith pebble]

baby gunna be jacked

[zenith pebble]

this is true

https://tenor.com/view/baby-pumped-pumpedup-weights-scream-gif-7639648

[clever vessel]

haha

throws it

[zenith pebble]

great job son. good beast roar

[clever vessel]

rar

[mint spear]

I don't think you told him n time

[clever vessel]

it’s too late

time for a nice, warm soggy bed

holy crap i love this https://twitter.com/pablander/status/1500749067885895680?s=21

Pablo Munoz Gomez (@pablander)

Final renders from my Shaman creature 'The one with no name' https://t.co/XvVuFIYS7i #Creature #characterdesign #Concept #conceptart https://t.co/i6xnKxxHa5

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[zenith pebble]

let us name

Jazoobarill

so ive been taking karate classes online

[limber fractal]

wait what?

dude, your pfp role color coordination is seriously deserving of a trophy Foxie

🏆

[wheat wren]

same goes for you as well

👀

[limber fractal]

lol well, thank you for noticing. i do take my pfp role color coordination efforts pretty seriously

[zenith pebble]

aww thx @limber fractal turquoise

[scarlet gorge]

[zenith pebble]

ditto to what riddley said

feel free to put a trophy next to my username lol

[limber fractal]

lmao

there

@zenith pebble

https://tenor.com/view/trophy-gif-8264539

speaking of Fabio recently

i wonder what the dude is like irl

Fabio Lanzoni, known mononymously as Fabio, is an Italian-American actor, fashion model and spokesman

mononymously

i dig that word

i wanna be known mononymously

as Red

[wheat wren]

complicated word for no apparent reason there

i like it

[limber fractal]

lmao right?

it even took me a second to make sure i'd pronounce it right if said outloud

it really rolls easily

[wheat wren]

which o do you put the stress on?

[limber fractal]

on the mo-NO-nymously

[wheat wren]

if at all

oh yeah alright i thought that might be it

[limber fractal]

i mean, i'm assuming that stress. i should confirm with the dictionary

wow, Dictionary.com is like nah

https://youtu.be/GjvBAd6ErsM

[dry bison]

Fabio loves women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz1W7HriRVI

[limber fractal]

who would've thought

[clever vessel]

really? how’s it goin

[wheat wren]

monónymous

[maiden seal]

[zenith pebble]

lmaooo thank you red

[zenith pebble]

i feel like the practice skirmishes arent really gunna carry over into real life

[digital heron]

no one said you weren’t

[opaque tartan]

You playing on PS?

Is this 5?

[zenith pebble]

https://imgur.com/t/theoffice/cZJ2xLp

gdi

where the sound

[zenith pebble]

this is 4, is 5 out? yeah im a playstation dude

[limber fractal]

still not hearing the sound. oh one of those imgur mp4s. yeah, Discord doesn't embed them with sound

[opaque tartan]

Yeah bruv, they had it free on PS Plus a while back

Not played 5 much though

I might have 4 on disc somewhere

I should practice

[dry bison]

street fighter mobile

[opaque tartan]

It was so bad dude

Third Strike is still my favourite

[zenith pebble]

street fighter mobile not that fun

[zenith pebble]

damn i missed it then. i could but it though

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-god-of-war-nodding-yes-gif-15404340

Discord

Why

God of War gif is sfw >:[

[zenith pebble]

boyxott discord

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-mad-computer-trash-take-out-the-trash-gif-17857696

[zenith pebble]

there we go

[civic ferry]

Without looking it up- A name that the majority of people recognize as a single person, or simply a person that is almost always referred to by a Single name?

[clever vessel]

oh haha

[rotund finch]

evening

[spiral zephyr]

Fabio was doing some pr event at my local whole foods a few years back.
He looked like he would have rather been anywhere else lol

[rotund finch]

lol i imagine so

i'd rather be off stuffing my face, gaming, or sleeping XD

[still nest]

Hi there I'm really sorry but does anyone want to talk for a few minutes? I am not doing very well right now and I don't really have any friends or family

[spiral zephyr]

Lol, same
The yoga moms were pretty enthusiastic though

[spiral zephyr]

Please consider a professional help line.
❤️

[rotund finch]

@still nest i'd be happy to but little one won't stop harassing me for my tablet, and is losing lids to my chapstck

[spiral zephyr]

Yeah same but Im kind of multitasking rn, so I couldn't give my 100% attention to a conversation rn

[still nest]

It's ok I understand

I have no energy because I haven't eaten in 2 days I have no food. I don't even want to get out of bed and there's just so much falling apart idk

[jaunty copper]

I normally recommend the kindvoice server

Let me know if you want the link

[digital heron]

i n eed to know everyone’s favorite food

now

i don’t think, stars aren’t that detailed and the player models is 100% different

[worn night]

Iguana

[jaunty copper]

Banana

[opaque tartan]

Dim Sum

[worn night]

Iguana

Also bloodborne is great

And I finally threw away that jar of olives

Sitting on my desk

Rotting

For a while

[jaunty copper]

Eheu

[digital heron]

i was thinking more dinner type meals, i might try that tho

[opaque tartan]

Someone could have used that

[worn night]

A rhinoceros would have just eaten them

[opaque tartan]

Please consider upcycling

[worn night]

Because rhinoceroses are done

[worn night]

Doubt it

They were rotten beyond belief

[opaque tartan]

One man's trash is another man's treasure

[jaunty copper]

One man’s treasure is another man’s criminal evidence

[worn night]

And total organ failure due to worms and salmonella and crap from moldy olives

[spiral zephyr]

Thai, Italian and Japanese all have many dishes that would be difficult to choose between.
Good Mexican is sublime too.

[grim palm]

Good night I've forgot about the game and sheesh I need to stop sleeping on it! 🙂

[maiden seal]

no

looks neat

oh

its NFT

nevermind

i hate it

👎🏻

[opaque tartan]

You of all people, sleeping on NMS!

[opaque tartan]

A new Thai place opened up down the road from me

Gonna go gorge

[jaunty copper]

Gorgegasm

[opaque tartan]

I really should have thought of this

I was once called NateSnoregasm when I fell asleep during a raid on Ventrilo

[digital heron]

fav thai food?

[jaunty copper]

Pad see ew

[opaque tartan]

Mmmm

I'm a basic bitch, I love chicken pad thai

And mu ping

[spiral zephyr]

Chicken panang curry probably

[opaque tartan]

Malaysian too

[digital heron]

that looks so yummy 🤤

[opaque tartan]

Beef rendang

[digital heron]

and that

[white peak]

hypothetical question:
If you were tasked to prevent an item from getting into the hands of anyone you don't expressly trust, would you...
a) Keep the item on hand at all times and sleep with one eye open and a gun under your pillow
b) Create an impenetrable stronghold
c) Hide it where not a soul will stumble upon it
d) another plausible option I hadn't considered

and why.

[opaque tartan]

d) because you haven't thought about it

[white peak]

I both love and hate that answer

[spiral zephyr]

😋

[jaunty copper]

Lock box

[white peak]

🙂😠

[opaque tartan]

You're welcome

[opaque tartan]

Too easy to get into

[jaunty copper]

Hide it in your butt

[opaque tartan]

Also too easy to get into

Jk

[white peak]

they always check there. don't you watch cop shows

[opaque tartan]

That's like the fortress Gambit was talking about

[spiral zephyr]

How about a hidden, impenetrable stronghold.
You could guard it with one eye open at all times too.

[opaque tartan]

Butt Fortress

[jaunty copper]

Metal panties

[opaque tartan]

How big is the item? @white peak

[white peak]

small. like a pop can

[polar zealot]

what happens at level 20?

[white peak]

its a scroll box. im talking about dnd stuff so no one thinks I'm talking about smuggling drugs or something lol

[jaunty copper]

Put it in your bag of holding

[opaque tartan]

Hide it down the side of the couch, nobody looks there

[white peak]

yeah that's the gun under my pillow option

[opaque tartan]

Nobody can judge you

@limber fractal @clever vessel @elder shale @dusty magnet

[digital heron]

now i’m hungry 😦

[spiral zephyr]

No curry places close by?
😁

[limber fractal]

omg da so cute!

[zenith pebble]

ooh snekbop

[opaque tartan]

I should have tagged Guy Roblox

My bad

[zenith pebble]

thx just remember next time, unless you dont remember

ill prob find it neway lol

[opaque tartan]

I don't wanna get ma legs broke

[zenith pebble]

nah im not that kinda roblox player

[opaque tartan]

You're the world dominating type

[zenith pebble]

yeah, big blox brain

Megablocks even

[digital heron]

it’s 10pm for me :/

[maiden seal]

looks cool

except for the NFTs

thats a nono

[opaque tartan]

I wish I could find the stop motion video I made with these things

[zenith pebble]

thats what im talking about!

megablocks had halo ip?

[opaque tartan]

Hell yeah bruvva

I collected them for a bit

[zenith pebble]

nice

[opaque tartan]

Man 2010 was a mad time

[zenith pebble]

thats pretty sick

collectin megablocks at 27 in 2010

[opaque tartan]

Even found a pic of my old Alienware from 2012

[zenith pebble]

noice

[opaque tartan]

You remembered my age 🫂

I got that PC for 400 quid

[zenith pebble]

well, an estimate at least lol

[opaque tartan]

Absolute bargain

[zenith pebble]

thats a fantastic deal

[opaque tartan]

Had a 580Ti in it I think

For BF3

[zenith pebble]

i paid 400 for my current pc. has a RX570 i think

gets the job done

[opaque tartan]

Nooooiiice

That's a sweet deal

[zenith pebble]

hp pavilion

[opaque tartan]

They've got a lot better since back in the day

[zenith pebble]

last years model during christmas sale, was nice

im lucky to have a location for a store called microcenter near me

[opaque tartan]

I remember when they were like regular home PC

With Windows ME

[zenith pebble]

alienware?

[opaque tartan]

HP Pavilion

[zenith pebble]

ooh yeah

[opaque tartan]

My friend at school had one

We had Curry's and PC World

[zenith pebble]

we had a micron i think growing up

[grim palm]

hey zack

zakw*

[opaque tartan]

I had IBM and AST

[grim palm]

zake* I mean lol

[opaque tartan]

But Spectrum was my shit

@zenith pebble hahahahaha

[clever vessel]

amazing lil guy

[zenith pebble]

i had an ibm pc jr lol

[opaque tartan]

Oh my fuckin daaaaays bluuuud

When I won the Nintendo competition

Had to sell it

My life sucks now

[jaunty copper]

Kawaii

You betrayer

[opaque tartan]

This was the coolest 3DS ever made

[sharp cedar]

bup

[opaque tartan]

https://c.tenor.com/IfK8bQFK7tMAAAAM/red-panda-boop-nose.gif

Poor 350Z

[maiden seal]

damn

what the hell

[maiden seal]

not the 350

definition of a game

[clever vessel]

https://twitter.com/redpandaeveryhr/status/1500853856653217796?s=21

Red Panda Every Hour! (@RedPandaEveryHr)

https://t.co/CrBOP71bYc

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2022, 3:20 PM

[opaque tartan]

OMG

[sharp cedar]

he so fluffy

[clever vessel]

i enjoy their tiny faces

[limber fractal]

gib plz

[opaque tartan]

One of the first Tesla's outside my local comic book shop in 2014

[maiden seal]

nfts are microtransaction under a different name, they do nothing. what you are talking about is literally already what games are. pay to earn smh

thats what makes me mad

no

if you want to spend your money on nothing

then of course yes

[sharp cedar]

Microtransactions are ok to a certain extent

[maiden seal]

nfts are like fortnite skins

do nothing

just act like they do

LOL

“innovating”

[sharp cedar]

Forknife is beyond the certain extent of ok microtransactions

[maiden seal]

its not okay

fortnite skins do nothing

15 bucks a pop

lmao

[digital heron]

do you say “z” or “zed”?

[maiden seal]

because they are children

that know nothing about money

well ur wasting ur money on a garbage game

lol

they do nothing ur your game

[sharp cedar]

That’s why I stick with the scrap ninja. Have never bought any tokens and don’t plan to

[maiden seal]

quite literally

do nothing

yeah

[spiral zephyr]

Paying for skins etc can make sense in grindy games, as that may be an opportunity cost otherwise

[maiden seal]

and nfts

arent that

lol

so stop

nfts arent in ready player one

nonfungibletoken

youre

sad

[sharp cedar]

you’re*

[maiden seal]

lol

sick

[sharp cedar]

My account is a NTF then?

[maiden seal]

i dont care

lol

[zenith pebble]

YRO'UE*

[sharp cedar]

happi and suffering depending on how I feel

[sharp cedar]

Also I am Rogal and Rogal is cute

[maiden seal]

microtransactions under a different name and people act like its new

its actually crazy

ok man

…?

df

[sharp cedar]

Elon musk can take his rich ass to Mars and stay up there

[eternal thorn]

[maiden seal]

im so lost

[eternal thorn]

Same

[zenith pebble]

Bobby!

[spiral zephyr]

No that's where all the plebes will work in factories

[sharp cedar]

Right

Send the rich man to the sun

aight that’s it

[eternal thorn]

Today the biggest lie was ever told

[maiden seal]

dude

df are you on

give me some

[sharp cedar]

That’s where I draw the fucking line

[maiden seal]

please

[sharp cedar]

You want revolutionary? Look up astroneer, or terraria

[sharp cedar]

Maybe with a side of terra tech

[maiden seal]

like i said its because kids dont know anything about money

[sharp cedar]

And a dessert of Halo

[maiden seal]

so they just waste money on skins that do absolutely nothing

[eternal thorn]

I've got a revolutionary game for you

Doom

[maiden seal]

idek how they would

but yeah

[eternal thorn]

Give me an example of what they could do

[maiden seal]

or just made them

play to win

earn

instead

like a fcking game

should be

easy solution

tbh

but then make the game not free

would be better to pay once for something instead of dumping hundreds of dollars into a single game

no

or they could do what i said

because thats how video games are

not capitalization

[sharp cedar]

@mint spear you want revolutionary? Check out terraria, terra tech, and astroneer. Those make there money based on players, and not two year olds sinking their family into debt to get a skin that looks like trash

[maiden seal]

meanwhile youre trying to take over video games

its how i know you nft people ar ein it for the money

makes me sick

👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

get out of here bro

[spiral zephyr]

I live "on" a rock.
Have fun with your speculation lmao

[maiden seal]

ur nasty

bleh

[eternal thorn]

Hey wasnt Ready Player One set in a dystopia?

[maiden seal]

where the world was fcked and everyone lived in video games

lmao

dude wants it to be like that

[eternal thorn]

Dystopian society but oh boy at least they got that blockchain living going, right?

[maiden seal]

so i will try to join these video game people

take this word

[sharp cedar]

Can you stop it with ready player one, metaverae, and whatever other bullshit you talked about and go play terraria

[maiden seal]

change it a bit

and say its a new idea

LOL

then what

this is why people in games dont like you

or nfts

[sharp cedar]

ya see, that’s where you went wrong

[eternal thorn]

Honestly this is the first I've heard about NFTs in at least like a month. I thought that stuff died off.

[maiden seal]

because you dont care about games at all

you are trash 👎🏻

truly

[eternal thorn]

Ehh lets not go that far

[sharp cedar]

You remember when I said I drew the line? Forgot about that, a new line has been made

[maiden seal]

no theyre “getting big” because of this guy

and people like him

[eternal thorn]

Its ok to have an opinion, even if its wrong.

[sharp cedar]

he’s saying your opinions wrong

[maiden seal]

sorry but people like this that think they can just take over the gaming space, and have nothing to do with them or even play them, it makes me quite

[opaque tartan]

Define energy

[maiden seal]

pissed

[spiral zephyr]

I'd suggest the same holds true for ranting on discord

[eternal thorn]

Never said I was open to debate tbh
What you're selling here, I ain't buying.

I'm afraid I understand NFTs too much.

[sharp cedar]

“In physics, energy is the quantitative property that must be transferred to a body or physical system to perform work on the body, or to heat it. Energy is a conserved quantity; the law of conservation of energy states that energy can be converted in form, but not created or destroyed” Wikipedia

[opaque tartan]

@night bobcat @limber fractal

[eternal thorn]

No Fucking Thanks

[maiden seal]

so sick

[zenith pebble]

i think we need s segue into bean

[opaque tartan]

Cheers Royal, I knew you would be here to aid me

[maiden seal]

that has absolutely nothing to do with whats going on

what are you doing bro

[opaque tartan]

@maiden seal they are high

[limber fractal]

lol i'm all about great expectations, what a company name

[maiden seal]

im so lost man

[opaque tartan]

Sometimes people just ramble

[mint spear]

[opaque tartan]

I do it too

[spiral zephyr]

Cannabis induced psychosis is nasty.

[mint spear]

The heck is going on

[opaque tartan]

Nobody stops me

[maiden seal]

should i just let it?

[eternal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-what-not-sure-gif-13604410

[maiden seal]

guy thinks nfts are the future

😔

[opaque tartan]

Glad I know how to moderate

[lucid granite]

i am the martial law

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-eyes-kid-pork-and-beans-beans-gif-19099849

[maiden seal]

nice beans

lol

[sharp cedar]

guh huh?

[opaque tartan]

https://c.tenor.com/OE40Ia6anewAAAAM/law-police.gif

[maiden seal]

u are one weird guy

[lucid granite]

i can't figure out what this guy is thinking right now

[spiral zephyr]

https://www.psychiatrictimes.com/view/cannabis-induced-psychosis-review

[opaque tartan]

We live in a society

[maiden seal]

indeed

[lucid granite]

we live in a

[mint spear]

[lucid granite]

uhhh

[pure hedge]

Didn't the trend die already? The last nail in the coffin was when Gaben banned NFT games from steam and clearly explained that the tech they brand as something new and innovative has been in games for over a decade 😅

[zenith pebble]

yeah what is happening

[pure hedge]

I will screenshot your nfts

[maiden seal]

i guess not man this guy is talking about it in gaming

[zenith pebble]

i won this one

[sharp cedar]

“Elon muck this, meta verse that” shut up nobody cares about your “NTFS ARE THE FUTURE GUYS!!!1!1!1!1!l

[zenith pebble]

[maiden seal]

its literally microtransactions with a different name and they are freaking out like its something new

[zenith pebble]

no screenshots!

[mint spear]

Everyone is so passionate about their opinion on nfts

[spiral zephyr]

Ok here comes the Q-anonsense segue

[opaque tartan]

Well we all know that cost of living has gone up

[zenith pebble]

en eff what?

[maiden seal]

dude literally said he doesnt even play games

[opaque tartan]

But I still can't pay my energy bills with crypto

So it doesn't fucking matter

[maiden seal]

but wants nfts in games because ya know

moneyyy

[sharp cedar]

please stop your stupid ramblings

[lucid granite]

its a newton's first gallon

[opaque tartan]

I hate money too

[maiden seal]

at this point youre just trolling

lmao

[opaque tartan]

It's the root of all evil

[sharp cedar]

OF COURSE

[pure hedge]

But like... the tech already exists in games. NFTs just over monetize it to milk money from gullible people that aren't familiar with how online games server infrastructure already works xD

[mint spear]

Sounds like you all are being bamboozled by someone who is bored

[pure hedge]

[sharp cedar]

What’s next

[eternal thorn]

I think you can stop with the "prophetic" spew you keep giving man @mint spear
You've been asked several times now to stop

[maiden seal]

so u talk about nfts

thats going downhill bud

[opaque tartan]

That's subjective, I don't know if they work hard. You could be lying too.

[lucid granite]

odd choice

this is a server for a game about space

[opaque tartan]

Nah don't come back in a year, just stick around

[sharp cedar]

In a year nobody will remember you. Please delete yourself

[eternal thorn]

when if

[zenith pebble]

sono

[maiden seal]

nfts are pointless

[lucid granite]

sono

[maiden seal]

and so are you

👍🏻

[pure hedge]

Like... nfts in gaming just rebrand existing stuff like skins, limited time items etc which have been in games for years. It's not a new and innovative thing

[lucid granite]

man yall are being rude to this guy

[opaque tartan]

We shouldn't abuse this person

[maiden seal]

i told you why

[opaque tartan]

But even if you are right it doesn't matter

[eternal thorn]

<@&233305774745583618> Can yall handle this? Situations getting toxic.

[opaque tartan]

It's just one of many possible outcomes in a dumb world where people steal

[maiden seal]

toxic?

[eternal thorn]

@mint spear You aren't being toxic, but since you havent stopped its been killing the atmosphere in here. The others dont like it.

[opaque tartan]

I don't think NFTs should be in games because it is currently too shady and the elite you mention are just the same as influencers trying to peddle some garbage

[sharp cedar]

Understand what? That NTFs are obviously the currently of the future, and everyone is a absolute idiot if they don’t understand?

[maiden seal]

yeah but we are talking

sorry dude

but uh

[opaque tartan]

If they weren't so empty and desperate I may have purchased things

[eternal thorn]

Talking doesnt have to include "you are trash"

[gritty kindle]

:(

[maiden seal]

its just an opinion

[opaque tartan]

Yeah they need to calm their tits

[maiden seal]

just like his about nfts being the future

[civic ferry]

Nobody has yet to tell me how owning an NFT for an artist's art keeps someone else from making a different NFT of the same art.

[opaque tartan]

Only trash around here is me

The crown is mine

[maiden seal]

stop being so soft, he didnt get offended you dont need to be

👍🏻

[eternal thorn]

Stop the spam my dude

[gritty kindle]

:(

[eternal thorn]

Not being soft, its just server rules.

[maiden seal]

😮 mb homie

[lucid granite]

<@&233305774745583618> we call again for some assistance

[limber fractal]

!mute 825174092051251231

[pliant fjord]

@limber fractal

🔇 @gritty kindle (VN2022#5819) muted indefinitely.

[opaque tartan]

I'm British therefore I know how to be extremely abusive

[maiden seal]

well 😬

[limber fractal]

anyone else up for more mutes

[opaque tartan]

I hope people don't do stuff like me

[limber fractal]

i've got plenty available to hand out

[opaque tartan]

Me me me me me me

[maiden seal]

lol

[eternal thorn]

Thank you for the help Red

[opaque tartan]

I didn't do anything but me me me me me

[pure hedge]

Well that's the thing. You don't actually even own the art itself. The NFT is the heckin purchase identification ID on that decentralized server.

So you own a string of numbers that refers to a picture. Nothing more xD

heckin potato crap

[limber fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/oprah-winfrey-you-and-you-you-you-get-a-house-gif-18256907

[sharp cedar]

Why do you want to die

[opaque tartan]

@limber fractal hey Red, wanna see a cool red car?

[maiden seal]

and the picture i can make in photoshop

[limber fractal]

of course i do

[maiden seal]

its pointless, actually

[civic ferry]

It's a just so... pointless

[opaque tartan]

When I lived on the hill

Near the fancy school

[pure hedge]

the pictures are added to them just so people think they have value. The thing they buy isn't actually the picture 😅

[opaque tartan]

Mutes don't kill

[sharp cedar]

Hey Red, here’s a cute red panda thing

[opaque tartan]

They just calm the tits a bit

[civic ferry]

Awww

https://c.tenor.com/Yf0HXzYWQa0AAAAM/panda-red-panda.gif

[maiden seal]

which makes it worth my money even less

[eternal thorn]

Here is the color red.

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/i-like-money-frito-idiocracy-gif-3480249

[civic ferry]

Idk, it looks blue to me

[maiden seal]

nfts are just baffling

[zenith pebble]

what is bafing

[maiden seal]

so is my spelling

got

damn

[sharp cedar]

Naw, that’s very dark pink

[zenith pebble]

barfing got it

[maiden seal]

lol

[lucid granite]

Here’s my dog

[eternal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/rvb-lightish-red-pink-donut-gif-14687754

[sharp cedar]

puppy

[maiden seal]

heres my dog

[lucid granite]

ive never met my dog in person, but he's mine

[civic ferry]

Has anyone invented an evil image that displays a different color on every system that opens it?

[opaque tartan]

@zenith pebble @limber fractal @clever vessel
My old shmokin shpot and a cool looking little cottage near it

[sharp cedar]

I probably could

[maiden seal]

lol

[sharp cedar]

more puppy

She cute

[maiden seal]

she is

yes

[zenith pebble]

thats a sick spot

[maiden seal]

[sharp cedar]

I did a thing

[mint spear]

Very cute

[sharp cedar]

Not recently

[maiden seal]

cool

[opaque tartan]

@clever vessel some sketches while I was hanging around with the chef from the pub I was at and some ummm guys that help procure shrubbery

I can never be as cool as you zuggalicious

[mint spear]

Fur is very interesting, gorgeous dog

[opaque tartan]

Awesome

[clever vessel]

very unique cottage, lovely

you gotta play Everybodies gone to the rapture Nate

[opaque tartan]

Oh yeah and my friend Sara's bunny at the pub

[opaque tartan]

I knooooow bruv

I will

[clever vessel]

hello sarah’s bunny

[opaque tartan]

But I want to get a lil summin summin for when I do

I will immerse myself

[clever vessel]

cool doodles

i like the dinosaur

[opaque tartan]

Aww thanks bruv

I love dinosaurs

[sharp cedar]

Another thing. It’s sideways because I’m stupid. And it’s clipped from a bigger page of drawings

it’s me

I did self portrait

[clever vessel]

yay

[sharp cedar]

Thank you

[opaque tartan]

@sharp cedar your self portrait is so accurate

[sharp cedar]

Thanks

I think I did draw well

[clever vessel]

happy purple friend

hey @zenith pebble i found you in Elex 2, maybe i’ll make you my companion

[opaque tartan]

Had a night out with guy fox

[maiden seal]

👀

[mint spear]

Adorable

[opaque tartan]

@elder shale @limber fractal @zenith pebble @clever vessel @night bobcat @dusty magnet
Hope you muhfuggas like ferrets

[maiden seal]

yes.

[eternal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-gif-22266338

[opaque tartan]

Flop

[maiden seal]

that made me lol actually

[mint spear]

Chonky ferret

https://tenor.com/view/baby-otter-otter-cute-gif-15456385

[maiden seal]

all i got is this thing

[opaque tartan]

Even found this from launch day. Moved to Canada, bought the game for my friend there, couldn't find him so I named this after him

#no-mans-sky

[opaque tartan]

This is the best thing

[maiden seal]

she thinks shes a good girl

[opaque tartan]

Are they still blind at this age?

[maiden seal]

but she is

[opaque tartan]

All dogs go to heaven

[maiden seal]

sitting on the xbox

shes spoiled man

[opaque tartan]

Is that a Jack Russell?

Or mixed with it

So cute

[mint spear]

No clue, don't know much about ferrets other than that they're lil chaos machines

[opaque tartan]

Had to get the Jordans in the background too huh

[maiden seal]

we dont know but we think shes australian cattle dog mixed with doxin

[opaque tartan]

Love her face

[maiden seal]

we got her from the humane society

apparently the owner just left her

[opaque tartan]

You must regularly Boop the snoot

[maiden seal]

always

[opaque tartan]

People leaving dogs should be left

In a river

[maiden seal]

they didnt deserve her

shes a cuddler

[digital heron]

can anyone explain how i cut my thumb on a can of mccormick pepper?

[opaque tartan]

Same with my cat

[maiden seal]

i have had like 5 cats

this is my only dog

[opaque tartan]

I need a dog again

[opaque tartan]

Cans are sharp

[maiden seal]

i didnt think i would like dogs as much but i love my bessie lol

[digital heron]

nah it was a plastic one

no sharp corners

just a lid

[opaque tartan]

Bessie is a good name

[opaque tartan]

Plastic can still be sharp

[opaque tartan]

Paper can be sharp too

[maiden seal]

when my dad was out with her one night at his softball game some guy said he knew the dog

and bessie attacks people who try to pet her that she doesnt know

she let him

he called her “munch”

and she came

[opaque tartan]

👀

The dog has....a history

[maiden seal]

yeah it was crazy

[opaque tartan]

You must investigate

[maiden seal]

he was talking about it and my dad said he could call if he wanted more information about how he got her

he never called

very weird situation

oh yeah and gave her a chicken leg

shes a chunky dog and at that moment

we knew why

[opaque tartan]

Now she gets good food and exercise

[maiden seal]

spoiled.. (but i want to spoil )

but yeah shes lost weight for sure

slimmed a bit

she lookin good! lol

[opaque tartan]

My cat is on a diet she got a bit chonky

[maiden seal]

haha i love big cats

[clever vessel]

yes thank you Nate for this wondrous ferret adventure

[clever vessel]

hahaha

[opaque tartan]

@limber fractal

[limber fractal]

mannn, such a good film

[clever vessel]

Twilight sequel with Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise when

[opaque tartan]

This is reality

[clever vessel]

https://youtu.be/TB54dZkzZOY

[maiden seal]

as you can see her head matches her body quite well.

[opaque tartan]

Lil belly

[maiden seal]

“lil” yes.

she cant even go on her back

[opaque tartan]

Even I don't like that

[maiden seal]

unless i roll her

because she can be rolled

from her side anyways

then she smiles

ive never seen a dog smile so big

[opaque tartan]

Hot dogs go in bread rolls

[maiden seal]

lol

[opaque tartan]

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[opaque tartan]

Cathulu

[clever vessel]

those are cool, i like the simplicity and the drop shadows

[clever vessel]

what if you reached in to pet the cat and felt the invisible tendrils

before making contact with the head

[lucid granite]

i'd let them take me

succumb to the darkness of the kitty

[clever vessel]

correct response

alright everyone

time for bed

everyone get in bed

[lucid granite]

mmhmmm

bed

sure

[clever vessel]

get in

[mint spear]

Goodnight

[opaque tartan]

Sleep well bud

[lucid granite]

bud im already in ur bed

[clever vessel]

no not my bed

get out!

[lucid granite]

but im so cozy

[clever vessel]

fine i’ll sleep on the couch

[lucid granite]

i accidentally got chip crumbs all in the sheets

[opaque tartan]

You're only there to warm it up

[clever vessel]

ok i’ll accept in that case, and will enjoy the crumbs as a midnight snack

thanks

[lucid granite]

you're very welcome

[digital heron]

vacuum!

[eternal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/granola-lafuddyduddy-mess-crumbs-naturevalley-gif-18000447

[dry bison]

welcome to the lovely world of peanut crisps

The manufacturing integrity of the peanut crisp bar is so bad it should be considered a war crime

Yes, I'm talking about you PEANUT CRISP!

You can get knock off ones, too that are even worse.

Not content to lose half your snack in the couch? Go to the bulk barn where the half eaten broken snacks are scattered in bins like the garbage that they are.

(realistically peanut crisps are just name brand peanut brittle)

[mortal dock]

cool

[mint spear]

they’re called peanut chips

[mint spear]

what’s its name?

[opaque tartan]

No idea ,it stuck around for a few mins and never told me

[mint spear]

You clearly gave it more than enough opportunity to tell you its name

should’ve named it yourself at that point

[opaque tartan]

I don't have that right

[sharp seal]

happy 8th of march to all of my no mans girls

[opaque tartan]

😢

[mint spear]

thanks

[pliant fjord]

Astronomy Pic of the Day: Moon in Inverted Colors

Explanation: Which moon is this? It's Earth's moon -- but in inverted colors. Here, the pixel values corresponding to light and dark areas have been translated in reverse, or inverted, producing a false-color representation reminiscent of a black and white photographic negative. However, this is an inverted color image -- where the muted colors of the moon are real but digitally exaggerated before inversion. Normally bright rays from the large crater Tycho dominate the southern (bottom) features as easily followed dark green lines emanating from the 85-kilometer diameter impact site. Normally dark lunar mare appear light and silvery. The image was acquired in Southend-on-Sea, England, UK. Historically, astronomical images recorded on photographic plates were directly examined on inverted-color negatives because it helped the eye pick out faint details.

[mint spear]

Thanks Gunter

[glossy marlin]

Cool moon stuff

[glass belfry]

Happy Global Women Day (yes thats what they call it in the cr)

[humble portal]

wow im global

time to destroy men

[glossy marlin]

I’m already dead, can’t kill me

[humble portal]

Hey i disnt say kill

[glossy marlin]

Ohhhh yes my dead organism is still destroyable in that case

I already haunt some folks so doesn’t matter much anyway

But happy woman’s day 🙂

[glass belfry]

Does destroy neceserily mean dying

Oh youre not mod anymore remy

How did that happen?

[glass belfry]

So youre a woman

Name every time youve talked to a friend

[mint spear]

rofl. This is funny for all the wrong reasons.

[gaunt reef]

I stopped using their app a long time ago but occasionally get these

Flipkart is an Indian version of Amazon

But Amazon is just better all around

(it's not my screenshot btw but it's definitely real)

[humble portal]

I dropped out #server-announcements

[glass belfry]

Ok cant find it

Why did you drop out?

[gaunt reef]

made the difficult decision to step down from her moderator role, to better focus on irl demands

they're now moderating irl people /j

[humble portal]

You’re not wrong

Im a security guard

[elder shale]

Tackle me

[glossy marlin]

Do you fight with hero’s that are on quests to protect a secret something?

[humble portal]

No I tell truck drivers to shut the fuck up and stop to get their seals cut

I’m becoming very aware of what diesels you can’t trust on the road

[night bobcat]

Oh?

[humble portal]

Western Express or Legend on their trailer? Keep the hell away

They’re dogshit drivers who don’t know what they’re doing lmao

[elder shale]

That's like

eveyrone

Most people are dogshit drivers

[glossy marlin]

Too bad haha

[humble portal]

Cars aren’t as terrifying as a giant truck carrying 40,000 Lbs

60 feet of pure utter death that can’t stop easily

Heartland is my favorite drivers

So are Matson

Swift is mostly fine

[night bobcat]

I'm gonna be eyeballing trucks from now on lol

[humble portal]

Western Express is so bad they’re considering banning the company

From our lot

[night bobcat]

That's pretty bad

[humble portal]

They’re so terrible

Usually assholes who can’t read and can’t follow directions

Give them a map and they ignore it

[night bobcat]

That's a terrible quality in a driver

[humble portal]

And they will get in a screaming match because they didnt listen lol

They’re just, so extra

God I hate them

I dont remember who the other oregon resident was

But there’s some advice for them

Avoid legend and western express trucks

[night bobcat]

Lol

I drive from Indiana to San Diego on occasion, I'll be scanning the whole way next time

[humble portal]

You might see swift or heartland

[night bobcat]

They are ok

[humble portal]

heartland are poggers

i love them

Yet to meet a heartland that’s caused me any sort of grief

[night bobcat]

Good company sounds like, good training

[humble portal]

Even the new drivers are awesome because they have trainers with them

[glossy marlin]

Seems a fun job tho, as it sounds 😜

[humble portal]

I like my job

[glossy marlin]

That’s good

[humble portal]

Wish pay was better

[elder shale]

Doesn't matter, not really much consolation to me
People should be learning to drive defensively & they don't teach that

[glossy marlin]

Much humor at the workfloor?

[humble portal]

People in oregon drive very passively and its amazing

In utah it’s extremely aggressive driving

Sooo much road rage

[elder shale]

I see so many people get rear ended these days lol

[glossy marlin]

I know someone who was in the staff of some security organization. He has a great sense of humor

[elder shale]

Because why keep a minimum safe distance when I can just kiss the guy's behind

[humble portal]

We all vibing

Except the graveyard shift

They’re full of rage and drama

not enough to keep them busy i guess

[elder shale]

Graveyard shift

[glossy marlin]

What is that?

[humble portal]

Every other shift we just, pure vibes

[glossy marlin]

Sounds good

[humble portal]

Graveyard means overnight

[glossy marlin]

Ahh ok

[humble portal]

2300 to 0700 i think

I work 1500 to 2300

[elder shale]

Oh

we just call that

night shift :l

[humble portal]

same thing

[elder shale]

Yea

[humble portal]

Its called graveyard because most people hate it

Because its dead

[elder shale]

I guess because turno da noite sounds less weird than turno de cemitério lol

For us anyway

[sterile tartan]

Not me thinking it's because people who work in graveyards tend to work at night

[elder shale]

Yea for a second I thought

[sterile tartan]

I've always thought that was why lmao

[elder shale]

You provided security for a graveyard that happened to have a lot of truckers coming and going

:l

[humble portal]

Thats probably the origin

[elder shale]

I gotta go take a shower brb

[sterile tartan]

During the day, the cemetery attendants would listen for bells ringing, but the shift of workers whose sole job was to listen for the bells of the buried but undead, from midnight to dawn, became known as the Graveyard Shift

[sterile tartan]

So it's from when it was common to accidentally bury people alive I guess

[humble portal]

Back then they didn’t understand comas

Doctors washing their hands for patients is an extremely new practice

[sterile tartan]

Yeah

[humble portal]

Which makes it funnier cause they used to cover coffins in cement

[maiden seal]

idk about funny but yeah

lmao

[elder shale]

[maiden seal]

imagine if we still had no idea what shit actually is

[humble portal]

i mean

people don’t understand the concept of a mask

[maiden seal]

true

sadly my father is one of those people

[elder shale]

Why are people in the bathroom

[sterile tartan]

I assume they had to pee or something

[night bobcat]

Lol

[elder shale]

I dunno

They left

aLSO

Caps

Happy Women's Day

[night bobcat]

Thanks

[humble portal]

Womans day be like

glad ur a woman, go to kitchen

[gaunt reef]

at least amazon had a bit more tact

[jaunty copper]

Baby making enthusiast

[mint spear]

I can't help but find this funny.

It's so terrible it's funny.

[rotund finch]

so apparently a couple of my pictures were shared on nms twitter by gunter xD

[elder shale]

Yep, when you get approved in #the-louvre, they get posted to the NMSCord twitter too.

[rotund finch]

ah i see

[elder shale]

If you're uncomfortable with that though, I'm sure we can remove them if you like.

[rotund finch]

nah i don't mind! just pleasantly shocked

i take them to share

[elder shale]

Sean/HG take pics from there and feature them sometimes :]

[rotund finch]

like the others i just posted XD

that is pretty cool!

when my kid has the chrome book (i sometime call a tablet cuz that basically what it is) i take pics and share them in the morning so sometimes i have a few

[elder shale]

[rotund finch]

end up with like 5-6

XD

[elder shale]

40% of what I do in NMS is take pics.

[rotund finch]

not even including my babies i hatched lastnight

[elder shale]

ohwaitthisisofftopic

[rotund finch]

yeah hard not to when you see such pretty landscapes

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/tongue-out-what-confused-whats-happening-omg-gif-15881747

[rotund finch]

XD

that cat

it's still kinda fits?

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/uwu-mlem-cutie-snow-animal-gif-21757833

[glossy marlin]

Oh lol I’d rather never get shared on twitter

Is there a way to not being shared?

[rotund finch]

i imagine it can be anonomous

it's mostly the pics you take on screemshot when they're really liked by the community

[elder shale]

Yea we can take care of that.

[glossy marlin]

Ohhh

[elder shale]

And yea it's just shared like this

[glossy marlin]

Ohhh I thought it was just text

[mint spear]

Aeon Flux 1995 S03 E09 The Purge

[elder shale]

Cool?

[mint spear]

Lmfao

[elder shale]

Oh no, it's just the pics that get approved in #the-louvre.

A few dozen a day

[glossy marlin]

Ohhh no worries then

[elder shale]

We'd have no reason to be sharing Discord conversations, that'd be weird

[rotund finch]

XD

embrace the weirdness!

but yeah i imagine people would be more interested in pics and not our off the wall conversations

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-catsoftheinternet-biting-tale-cat-bite-gif-23554005

[rotund finch]

XD

cats aregreat

[elder shale]

NoU

[night bobcat]

Yeah really

[elder shale]

Why you do dis

[rotund finch]

spaking of, i need to go feed my fur baby

[night bobcat]

Code ate already

[elder shale]

[civic ferry]

No spanking

[elder shale]

There's worse ones

[rotund finch]

XD i meant my cat

[night bobcat]

Indeed

[civic ferry]

No spanking the cat

[elder shale]

Sometimes I go full-on eldritch

[night bobcat]

Yep

[rotund finch]

i never spank my kitty unless he does something he KNOWS he's not suppose to

hehe eldritch blast?

🤓

[elder shale]

Kami likes little butt spankings

[civic ferry]

What could that be? Cats know themselves to be the true owners

[night bobcat]

This is still my favorite by a long shot

[elder shale]

FFS

[civic ferry]

...people still use Vimeo?

[elder shale]

@mint spear Kindly stop posting that with zero context, I've already deleted it twice.

[rotund finch]

XD

[elder shale]

What was even the context

[night bobcat]

Not even the right channel

[night bobcat]

Absolutely none

[elder shale]

LMFAO?

I don't remember why I posted it

[rotund finch]

XD

[elder shale]

Wait I think

It might be because I was trying to find an expedition emoji that I just randomly typed in

[rotund finch]

i tell him not to do something, i turn my back and he does it, usually has to be something super serious, like crapping outside his cat pan

[elder shale]

and that one showed up for some reason

[night bobcat]

Sure.

Iirc it went like this

[elder shale]

It's truuuu

[rotund finch]

XD

[civic ferry]

That's uh, a symptom of issues

[elder shale]

Oh

wait that WAS AFTER

the first time

and I already embraced the meme that was the pregnant emoji

[night bobcat]

Congrats

[rotund finch]

😂

[wheat wren]

👀

[rotund finch]

this is too much

[elder shale]

Also now it just looks like I got you pregnant

[rotund finch]

i can't stop laughing

[civic ferry]

I sure don't miss scrubbing out the litter box every month, but it really helped the smell

[night bobcat]

Lol

[elder shale]

month?

Try every week

[night bobcat]

Teach the cat to use the toilet

[civic ferry]

You completely scrub it every week?

[elder shale]

I have

[rotund finch]

once i learned it was because of a neighborhood cat and it being territorial i kinda let it go and just clean it up cuzwhat else am i gonna do? not like i'm gonna toss him out

[elder shale]

three cats

sir

[rotund finch]

potty training my kid i don't need to potty train my cat too XD

[elder shale]

Awwwwww

My nephew/niece's coming soon™️

Few more months in the oven

[rotund finch]

lol

[civic ferry]

I mean completely dumping it out, putting it in the tub, and going at it with bleach soap?

[rotund finch]

mine is 5 but he's also speech delayed so his mental comprehension is a bit slowed

boy is obsessed with numbers though, can read already too

[civic ferry]

Aww

We had to evict the gremlin.