off-topic-bond-james-bond

[safe path]

going to the prompt care when my wife gets home, I called the after hour nurses line and they told me I should. I am going to push them to see about having allergy tests done because I am wondering if I am allergic to something other than poison ivy and seasonal that is causing me to be like this

[limber fractal]

make sure to check out #welcome, #roles-information & #roles to grab some roles. or type !RoleHelp in #bot-spam for role info.

[wheat burrow]

Got a new picture for you, Red. Tycho after a bath.

Did you spot this one though, @limber fractal?

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/zebra-finch-finch-bird-bath-gif-22337041

Peachy loved her baths too.

[wheat burrow]

I might have a video of Tycho bathing actually. For such a tiny guy he sure soaks the whole damn room 😂

[red bough]

@limber fractal https://twitter.com/MeanwhileinCana/status/1498107864543547392

Meanwhile in Canada (@MeanwhileinCana)

I thought you might need to see this cute picture of a baby beaver. https://t.co/HjyPC2IgnV

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Twitter · Feb 28, 2022, 1:28 AM

[wheat burrow]

Alas no, must be no the wife’s phone

Goodness, that tiny little tree feller is so cute

[red bough]

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1498178669403119617

Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_)

If it fits, it sits.. https://t.co/woQ6GXaiOc

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Twitter · Feb 28, 2022, 6:10 AM

[clever vessel]

Maru has gone viral

i shared that yesterday

[sharp seal]

Oh@my god guys

i finally got my bootleg mangle plush

since my toy Bonnie plush was destroyed by my dog

it’s so ugly i love it

[mint spear]

Yep, you're not wrong.

It is ugly and it's great.

[lucid granite]

he's hot

[sharp seal]

Still love her.

love every single one of my plushies

that would make 2

[mint spear]

🙌

[safe path]

I want a good plushie of her 😛

[limber fractal]

omg I must see pretty plz. must find. cherry on top plz

[limber fractal]

saw someone's base last night and took a screenie

love the setup

and the location

[mint spear]

Thanks! I got a super small tweak to make but I'm otherwise happy with it.

[limber fractal]

the Atlas looks so cool

where it's at

[mint spear]

I thought location is almost perfect. Accidentally under a flight path and got some super cool fauna spawn right next to it.

[limber fractal]

yeah! i was impressed with the location. with the grotto or whatever it's called. and the friggin dinos right there. so cute

[mint spear]

I am very excited for this Red. I appreciate all the work that everyone involved has put in to this. Super cool.

[torpid nova]

i got dmed advertised some christian server and i think it was an ip grab or smth

[night bobcat]

From someone here?

[torpid nova]

bc i joined it and asked why there was a dm advertising bot for it right? they deleted the message a few secs later and banned me without a reason msg

no

no servers in common

so idk wot server it was

[night bobcat]

Weird

[night bobcat]

Dont join servers, we are all you need

[torpid nova]

yes

i j wanted to join to see what they would say to me telling them about the bot

and they banned me bc i asked why ther was bot

[night bobcat]

Very odd

[clever vessel]

i promise it wasn't me

[night bobcat]

[wheat wren]

🙏

hex updated his about me

[clever vessel]

nice

[wheat wren]

i wonder how many times i've read the "stop reading this"

[mint spear]

At least 3.

[wheat wren]

yep

[clever vessel]

at LEAST

[wheat wren]

more than that

[night bobcat]

My about me is the best.

@limber fractal 😛

[wheat wren]

true

[torpid nova]

whats rht

[night bobcat]

Hahaha

[limber fractal]

lmao

[night bobcat]

^ That's RHT

[torpid nova]

my about me is better

[clever vessel]

my about me is b

[torpid nova]

b

oh ur right

[clever vessel]

im right

[limber fractal]

i just read it. first time

[limber fractal]

printer blueprint

[long orchid]

furry

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-no-nope-gif-13134027

tuna is good

[long orchid]

it is

tuna is life

[glass belfry]

Tuna nice

[zenith pebble]

raw tuna sushi is good

cooked tuna is gross

imo

[glass belfry]

I like tuna from cans

[clever vessel]

same

[glass belfry]

In sushi, yes.

[clever vessel]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003EYXVZA?ref=nb_sb_ss_w_as-ypp-ro-model_ypp_ro_model_k1_1_8&amp&crid=14FEU0CDW1LG7&amp&sprefix=tuna+in+

[glass belfry]

🥺

[clever vessel]

cooked tuna in sushi sounds gross

i guess cooked fish in sushi in general is gross

[glass belfry]

Guess so

[clever vessel]

lol

[glass belfry]

Heh

[wheat burrow]

I shall try to find it on the wife’s phone or take a new video 🙂

[glass belfry]

Why am i being rate limited?

[mint spear]

Cause you're only 13.

[dusty magnet]

morning nerds

[spiral zephyr]

Seared it's great.
Here's one my friend caught

[dusty magnet]

holy fuck

beeg feesh

[lucid granite]

man she must be really small

[spiral zephyr]

Yeah they catch lots

[spiral zephyr]

Nope, she's tough as nails and not small lol

[lucid granite]

yknow, it's really easy to bend nails. quite an odd saying.

[dusty magnet]

fuck bro my brain is mush right now

think ill make some coffee

[lucid granite]

i am coffee

chug chug

[spiral zephyr]

Yes that's toughness, a brittle material will break.

[lucid granite]

hmmm

[spiral zephyr]

Toughness – resistance to
propagation of a crack. A
tough material yields, work
hardens, and absorbs energy –
the crack is insignificant. A
brittle (not tough) material
fractures at stress far below
yield by crack propagation.

[lucid granite]

i know

i think ive had a conversation likk this'

[spiral zephyr]

Though simple bending is more ductility

[spiral zephyr]

The hmmm suggested there was some question about it

[lucid granite]

oh i just say that a lot

adding an m shows different results

[dusty magnet]

hm

btw its a lot of fun

get it

[lucid granite]

but it's sixty dollarsssss

[spiral zephyr]

Hm is fun?

[lucid granite]

Elden Ring

[dusty magnet]

its well worth it

100% lives up to the hype

[lucid granite]

the game looks beautiful, there was tornados or something when i was watching

i want a graphic heavy game to let my gpu do some stuff

[spiral zephyr]

I just paid 90 for my GT7 preorder, and got digital because I wanted the preload.
Of course amazon sent out hard copies a week early and some people are already playing
🤦‍♂️

[zenith pebble]

yeah good seared salmon where its still raw inside is good

[spiral zephyr]

Media embargo hasn't even lifted yet lol

[spiral zephyr]

I do it with the skin on, score that, and let it get all crispy

[zenith pebble]

the funny thing about toughness is that its rated on a scale, but there are no units associated with it (that im aware of)

and then there are different scales because the scale is based on the machine thats doing the test

[mint spear]

just turned on ps5

playing nms

[spiral zephyr]

Yeah and the shape of the material is critical, so it's application dependent too

[zenith pebble]

yup

i did testing on 3D printed parts using a Brinell machine in college. My materials professor had to order a special tool for me to do it

was a big giant ball on that one lol

[spiral zephyr]

Oh nice, impact test?

[zenith pebble]

we did impact testing, but this was using a press

also im talking about hardness

not toughness

my b

[spiral zephyr]

Oh gotcha

I was thinking of the pendulum thing

[long orchid]

i eat tuna every single day

[zenith pebble]

yeah we did a lab with the pendulum thing as well, but i was looking at hardness on 3D printed parts with different properties, layer alignments, etc

[spiral zephyr]

Sounds like a fun program lol

[clever vessel]

guy fox i love your lumps

[dusty magnet]

coffee is so nummy

[long orchid]

i don't like coffee

[dusty magnet]

im sorry youre missing out

[long orchid]

i dont like the culture around it and that every middle aged balding dude is addicted to it

i know that it depends on how you make it, but if it's not overly sugary or full of additives (bad for your health) it tastes like thrown up crap i think

[mint spear]

Why let the atmosphere surrounding a given thing affect your opinion on the thing itself

Undertale has a poopoo community but the game itself is incredible

[long orchid]

i dont like that game

[mint spear]

in the same way, coffee may be the go to drink for many a hipster, but coffee is yummy

[mint spear]

just an example

[dusty magnet]

i love the taste

its tasty

[mint spear]

it’s not tasty, it’s yummy!

[dusty magnet]

you're right. silly me

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/triggered-anime-smiling-shaking-angry-gif-17024997

[long orchid]

I like tea

[dusty magnet]

tea is good tea

[long orchid]

and water

[mint spear]

tea good too

[dusty magnet]

ive not had a good tea in a while

[spiral zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-snow-white-all-the-coffee-never-ending-coffee-gif-8541078

[mint spear]

WATER that’s an S tier drink

fantabulous

[spiral zephyr]

Especially when you use it to make coffee!

[dusty magnet]

i had a dream last night that i had a bunch of pet goldfish and my roommate took them out of their tank when i wasnt home and they died and i was very angry

[long orchid]

i drink milk water and tea and sometimes soft drinks

[mint spear]

I had a dream that @inner belfry exposed my real name to the server and then i got canceled

the fact a nmscord member is in my dreams scares me

[long orchid]

actually i only drink soft drinks because im bad at saying no in social situations. i get one and stuck with it

[dusty magnet]

thats happened to me far too many times

[elder shale]

Look at these cool Imperial Knight and Manta models

[dusty magnet]

what if i dont

shit i already did

disregard

[elder shale]

Then I remove your eyes

[mint spear]

ever dream about me, bee?

https://tenor.com/view/blink-blinking-stare-looking-what-gif-12390150

[dusty magnet]

every tuesday

[mint spear]

i’m glad my appearances in your dreams are scheduled

you can have an expectation going in

[spiral zephyr]

I drink water, juice, milk and coffee for the most part.
No soft drinks to speak of and no alcohol.

[elder shale]

I dreamt about each and everyone of you once

[mint spear]

was it romantic

[elder shale]

Yes

[spiral zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/eyebrows-wink-gif-5753057

[long orchid]

you didnt dream of me

[dusty magnet]

i did

[elder shale]

Each and everyone

[mint spear]

have some members appeared more than once in your dreams

or don’t tell me you have no favorites

that would be a big lie!

[dusty magnet]

my favorite member is @dusty magnet

[wheat wren]

isn't there like a role for bee's favourites

👀

[long orchid]

not me

[lucid granite]

did yall dream of me?

[dusty magnet]

there used to be

[spiral zephyr]

Maybe it's time to step down.
😁

[lucid granite]

did you yearn for me?

[dusty magnet]

but the staff are no fun and took it away from me

[mint spear]

why you gotta say it like that

[mint spear]

relatable

[dusty magnet]

#bringbackbeesfavorite

[mint spear]

[lucid granite]

#bringbackbeesfavorite

that was my best role

[mint spear]

#bringbackseansmilingbadgeforlily

[elder shale]

I've dreamt several times about Gleam

[mint spear]

don’t we all

[elder shale]

Nah

[mint spear]

Ik i do

[lucid granite]

im dreaming of him right now

[elder shale]

legit it was just random dreams that somehow involved me being on Discord

[mint spear]

mostly dreams about him banning me

[dusty magnet]

.ban @mint spear

[elder shale]

So technically speaking dreamt of you lol

[mint spear]

.ban @dusty magnet unsolicited promotion!!

[dusty magnet]

😮

[lucid granite]

.ban @lucid granite

[mint spear]

.ban nobody

[elder shale]

I can't run that command without banning

sadge

[mint spear]

LOL

[elder shale]

[lucid granite]

ban a mod, Code

[mint spear]

put it in code blocks

[limber fractal]

!randomban

[elder shale]

Lolol

[limber fractal]

awwwz

[mint spear]

I hope it's me.

[elder shale]

Going to be unhealthy and go out to get McDonald's

[lucid granite]

going to be not unhealthy or healthy and go to school

[mint spear]

nothing better than waking up to your s/o 😍

[clever vessel]

one of the perks of living is we can be unhealthy every once in a while

[elder shale]

Why

[dusty magnet]

I

[lucid granite]

bye bye

[elder shale]

Preach

[dusty magnet]

one of the perks of living is not being dead

[mint spear]

one of the perks of living is that we can eventually stop living

[clever vessel]

wow yeah

[elder shale]

One of the peeks of living is knowing Bee

perks

[mint spear]

nice typo code

[dusty magnet]

thats the best perk

[mint spear]

code thumbs coming in clutch once more

[dusty magnet]

and also is the peek

peak

beak

freak

leak

meak

[mint spear]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/146101654981312513/927323467186069515/razer_keyboard_1.jpg

[wheat wren]

creak

[clever vessel]

urge to preach intensifies

[elder shale]

Lmfao

[clever vessel]

that keyboard

[dusty magnet]

i want more coffee

[elder shale]

[clever vessel]

the man is the size of a cat to keyboard ratio

[mint spear]

is that your actual thumb

[wheat wren]

[clever vessel]

i wonder if the man has an owner

[elder shale]

Yes

[dusty magnet]

guys colin furze's tunnel is almost done

[mint spear]

it looks very phallic when it’s small like in that reply

[clever vessel]

i don't want to go to his tunnel

[elder shale]

I have phallic fingers

[mint spear]

send lily hands

[clever vessel]

everything looks phallic if you just believe

[elder shale]

Don't have your hand

You don't let me hold it

[mint spear]

omg code no

omg are we witnessing a new relationship about to bloom? 😱

pls hold my hand we can play fall guys ultimate knock whatever together

[limber fractal]

that's @elder shale's keyboard

[elder shale]

Yes

[mint spear]

ik that’s why i posted. maximum typo prevention

for any normal person that is

[limber fractal]

big keyboard for ginormous fingers

[mint spear]

code still manages to typo!

it’s wild!

[limber fractal]

lmao

[elder shale]

My hands larmge

[limber fractal]

"maximum typo prevention" love it

they're 'uuuuge

[mint spear]

uuuuge

[dusty magnet]

my hands smol

[limber fractal]

i have smol hands too

[mint spear]

send pics

[limber fractal]

that's a micro heart for anyone with smol hands

[clever vessel]

lol

hand pics

https://tenor.com/view/hand-ricky-bobby-talladega-nights-hands-not-sure-what-to-do-with-my-hands-gif-5540617

[limber fractal]

everyone send hand pics to Gleam plz

he be the judge

[clever vessel]

ok

[limber fractal]

[clever vessel]

@night bobcat

Bee

it's been 8 days

[dusty magnet]

oh no

since wjhat

[limber fractal]

[mint spear]

oh is it dedicated hand pic hour?

Yep!

[clever vessel]

for Gleam

[limber fractal]

that one looks big

[clever vessel]

it's his birthday

[clever vessel]

thanks

[limber fractal]

lmao yessss Gleam hand pic hour

[mint spear]

It's also Sohails birthday today.

[limber fractal]

@night bobcat Happy birthday

[clever vessel]

Ditto we need hand reveal

[mint spear]

@gaunt reef HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD MAN

🥳 🎊 🥳 🎊 Happy Birthday @gaunt reef 🥳 🎊 🥳 🎊

@night bobcat happy birthday to the best discord admin to ever be birthed

[clever vessel]

Happy birthday Sohail

[limber fractal]

[mint spear]

oh red too

but it’s not her birthday

but she’s still the best discord admin

It might be, did you ask?

[limber fractal]

most def not lol

[clever vessel]

hey. WHERE TF is my cake?

[limber fractal]

my birthday's right before @clever vessel's

[limber fractal]

oh yeah hold on.

[mint spear]

Mine is same day as Computerman's.

Best day.

[clever vessel]

oh really

[pliant fjord]

🍰

[dusty magnet]

hey can i be admin today i wanna ban someone

[mint spear]

5 minutes only.

[dusty magnet]

ill take it

[clever vessel]

wow gunter cares

[mint spear]

Ok hang on.

[clever vessel]

thanks gunter

[wheat wren]

computerman return day mayhaps

[mint spear]

I hope so.

I'm in another server with him and randomly ping him once in a while but nothing beyond that.

[wheat wren]

[mint spear]

😩

[clever vessel]

does he respond to you?

[wheat wren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/146101654981312513/748022751721422858/computerman.JPG

[mint spear]

Yeah he replies, sometimes not right away.

[elder shale]

Tfw Bee was Admin

[clever vessel]

i remember when we were comparing how many times people say Frick

[dusty magnet]

i was the best admin

[elder shale]

Everyone gets Admin but Code, this is so sad

[mint spear]

Bee actually was a good Admin.

[clever vessel]

Code best normal mod

Spirit best normal mod

[elder shale]

lmao

[sterile tartan]

I won't get admin either smh

jk I don't want it

[mint spear]

Yeah you don't want it.

[wheat wren]

saviour popping in every once in a while

[sterile tartan]

Oh hey
Tomorrow is mine and soul's anniversary

[mint spear]

Wow nice!

[elder shale]

Yay

[clever vessel]

how many years

[sterile tartan]

Seven

[elder shale]

I'll celebrate

With wine

[sterile tartan]

That works lol

[clever vessel]

i will have an RX bar

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/inna-drinking-drunk-trendizisst-drinking-wine-gif-14720190

[clever vessel]

dry red wine good

i like bitter, non sweet reds

[sterile tartan]

I have had exactly one wine ever

[wheat wren]

i like strawberries

[elder shale]

Same

[dusty magnet]

i do not like pickles

[elder shale]

I like sweet ones usually

[clever vessel]

Bee is inferior because of his lack of interest in pickles

[sterile tartan]

Pickle wine for bee then

[elder shale]

Yum

[clever vessel]

as long as they're not like BAM IN UR FACE sweet is ok

[elder shale]

Don't have Porto wines then

Nah jk they're not that bad

[wheat wren]

grab a sugar cube and put it in wine

[sterile tartan]

I think I would probably prefer sweet wines
But I know nothing about wine

Aside from "the one I got before was kinda gross but not the worst thing"

[elder shale]

I will send you to Jesus

[clever vessel]

important note: you don't have to buy expensive wine to enjoy wine

some people have to have the most expensive wines

[wheat wren]

make a fist made of sugar cubes and let it hit you before drinking wine

[clever vessel]

come on Code let him accept Jesus first

[elder shale]

There's really good cheap wine and really bad expensive wine

Just gotta know what to look for

[spiral zephyr]

Yes, I used to really like wine.
Bogle's petite syrah is really good for the price.

[elder shale]

People who go to the sea at night

are insane

I'm just next to it and it's pitch black

[clever vessel]

it's fun to get in the ocean at night

[wheat wren]

yes

[clever vessel]

naked

[wheat wren]

no

[spiral zephyr]

I know people who did the Molokai to Oahu swim.
😬

[elder shale]

The what

[wheat wren]

looking at the ocean at night is soothing

[clever vessel]

how long is that swim

[elder shale]

At night??

[sterile tartan]

I've kind of seen the ocean
If you count Puget Sound

[elder shale]

Idk what that is

[clever vessel]

you must take a trip to the west coast

drive on highway 1 or whatever it's called

[sterile tartan]

It's in Seattle and it's where a lot of ships bring stuff

@elder shale

[spiral zephyr]

It's between two islands in Hawai'i.
27 miles/43 km, max depth around 2300 ft/700m

[sterile tartan]

It is the ocean just
A small corner of it

[clever vessel]

people swim for 27 miles straight?

[wheat wren]

shesh

[spiral zephyr]

Yep, and it's treacherous out there

[limber fractal]

awwz! congrats to you and @silent wagon!

[clever vessel]

can't imagine the training that would take

[elder shale]

It's weird, being in a country that's dominated by sea pretty much all the time it's rare for me to not see sea.

[sterile tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/nacho-why-confused-jack-black-gif-8714598

[clever vessel]

see sea, see?

[elder shale]

Tbf I don't think I could live away from the coast, I love the water

[sterile tartan]

I've seen pirate ships before

[clever vessel]

were you looted?

[sterile tartan]

Nah
I think they were just for show

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-of-thieves-sot-backflip-flip-sot-funny-gif-24255542

[clever vessel]

oh good

[spiral zephyr]

One of the funniest observations from one of the coaches I know was you must have people you trust 100% in the boat.
Because at some point, you will be positive you are going the right way, but aren't, and you'll be exhausted.
So when you're in that state and they tell you to swim another direction,you'll actually listen.
😁

[sterile tartan]

They fired blanks out of their cannons on the way past our town lol

[limber fractal]

now i'm curious how long @night bobcat took swimming as part of his training in the Navy

[wheat wren]

navy? cool

[elder shale]

I used to swim at a national level

Was fun

[clever vessel]

oh i bet, don't want someone out there you can't trust

[jaunty copper]

pch1

[clever vessel]

yes

[spiral zephyr]

Nice, what events?
I swam in HS and have done the Waikiki roughwater a couple times.

[clever vessel]

drove that with my dad to San Fran

[elder shale]

Oh, used to swim for a big team here (they also have other sports, namely Football - team's just called Sporting). And yea competed with other similar teams.

[spiral zephyr]

I eventually quit swim team in HS though, since if I was gonna get wet at dawn, Id rather be surfing lol

[elder shale]

I left when the coach wanted me to keep swimming at a competition when I had torn my calf muscle

[clever vessel]

i decided to get my lifeguard license one year and did nothing with it

ow

[sterile tartan]

This sounds very much like how sports work for some reason

Homecoming game at one of my high schools
American football just to make sure everyone is on the same page
A kid got his back broken on the field and they paused the game only long enough for the paramedics to get him

[spiral zephyr]

I had mine for a number of years.
Worked at a few events but that's about it.
The professional lifeguards here go through intense training as you can imagine.
Ski pilots have to take a few giant waves on the head at Waimea bay for experience lol.

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-pool-chill-flamingo-gif-22586025

[spiral zephyr]

Waimea bay for reference
https://www.worldbeachguide.com/photos/waimea-bay-surf.jpg

[elder shale]

I present thee

Waves in Nazaré, Portugal

[spiral zephyr]

Nice, Im familiar with that view lol

This is me bodysurfing

[sharp seal]

i beat the cat trap minigame

[elder shale]

Bobbed

[sharp seal]

finally i feel complete

whatr are yall talking about over here

[zenith pebble]

if the moon is hanging over the ocean it looks really cool though

[elder shale]

Troo

[zenith pebble]

beautiful

[elder shale]

Tf is on your head

[dusty magnet]

time for elden ring

[elder shale]

Elden Reeng

[clever vessel]

yeah hopefully the training is more rigorous over there than what I went through. ha

[zenith pebble]

Pugent Sound is really beautiful

[dusty magnet]

even more so when you fly over it

[zenith pebble]

idk i just googled byrgenwerth and looked for the pic i needed lol

[spiral zephyr]

Yeah you can get like the normal red cross certs, but the state has its own program.
The final exam is brutal.

[zenith pebble]

you can see it landing at uhhh... seattle/tacoma

at least i did

[spiral zephyr]

I love that area, my mom used to live in Seattle.

[zenith pebble]

ive never lived there, but i have some good friends there so visit now and again

im very familiar with dicks

went to mariners game, nice stadium

lots to do in the PNW

[elder shale]

The

[zenith pebble]

pacific northwest

[elder shale]

smell of fresh McDonald's is too good

[zenith pebble]

including both us and cananada

[elder shale]

unhealthy but good

[zenith pebble]

i wonder how similar our mcdonalds tastes

[sterile tartan]

I've been to two baseball games in my life
One in Spokane and one in Pittsburgh

[zenith pebble]

pirates?

[elder shale]

Spookane

[mint spear]

Spooky

[zenith pebble]

ive been to a lot of phillies games

[elder shale]

Hi Kniight

[zenith pebble]

because well, its near my house

[mint spear]

Hi

[elder shale]

How a te uuuu

oh god

[sterile tartan]

Pirates won the game I went to which I've heard is uncommon

[elder shale]

How are u*

[zenith pebble]

depends on the year

[mint spear]

bleh

[sterile tartan]

I only went cuz it was a school field trip and I didn't have to pay for it cuz it was on my first day

[elder shale]

What's wrong :(

[mint spear]

That's a really boring field trip

[zenith pebble]

nah imo baseball is really fun in person

[sterile tartan]

Agreed

[zenith pebble]

on tv not so much

[sterile tartan]

To knight

[zenith pebble]

but maybe less so as a child

[mint spear]

My body doesn't like me >:[ so it's deciding to punish me with pain

[elder shale]

:(

[sterile tartan]

I think sports in general are boring to watch

[mint spear]

Yea

[sterile tartan]

No hate to people who enjoy watching sports of course

[mint spear]

All the hate (jk)

[elder shale]

I barely watch TV much less sports

[sterile tartan]

Just isn't my thing I guess

[zenith pebble]

MotoGP and F1 are fun to watch

golf is good to nap to

[elder shale]

Oh I watch F1

[spiral zephyr]

I've never been a sports fan, with the exception of stuff like judo and jiujitsu.

[sterile tartan]

You know what's fun to watch

Robot Wars

[zenith pebble]

the legend of korra

oh robot wars too

[sterile tartan]

I think battle bots count as sports???

[elder shale]

Zhu Li,

do the thing

[zenith pebble]

anyone remember junkyard wars?

[elder shale]

No

[zenith pebble]

there are no more things to do

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-what-confused-awkward-gif-4331504

[zenith pebble]

junkyard wars took two groups of ppl, plopped em in a junkyard and said "build a hovercraft"

[sterile tartan]

@zenith pebble I saw you on Apex last time I played but got nervous and didn't join

[zenith pebble]

then theyd cobble together a somewhat maybe functioning hovercraft over a couple days

then race them

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-viralhog-pet-ball-play-gif-21986614

That's my attempt at participating n sports

[zenith pebble]

dont be nervous! just come through, or send me a message first if that makes you more comforable

[safe path]

Damnit, something randomly happened to my internet and now I am offline

[zenith pebble]

i dont check my friend list too often ill pay better attention

[zenith pebble]

now this is a sport wed all watch lol

[safe path]

Well glad I called into work today

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tennis-ball-vibrate-crazy-playing-gif-17660940

[zenith pebble]

wow is that aang riding an air scooter?

[mint spear]

I think so

[zenith pebble]

me too

[zenith pebble]

you know i saw someone comment the other day in the last airbender sub that there were no redeeming characters in TLoK, and it had so many upvotes!

[elder shale]

lmao

eating McDonald's in the car

[sterile tartan]

Alright

[elder shale]

is not a comfortable experience

[mint spear]

If you're not the one driving it's not too bad

[zenith pebble]

eating anything in the car in the drivers seat kinda sucks

i always move my seat way back

[zenith pebble]

[sterile tartan]

[safe path]

https://c.tenor.com/T3gDVu_pWUIAAAAM/korra-angry.gif

No characters? Look at them muscles xD

[mint spear]

The story pacing and character development was awful in Korra

But I still like the show

[sterile tartan]

People decided it's cool to hate Korra
So even people who haven't watched it won't because of how many people trash on it

[safe path]

Yeah it's dumb :(

[zenith pebble]

i might like TLoK more

[mint spear]

I still recommend watching it if people enjoyed the first series. There's a lot of enjoyable plots and characters in Korra

[zenith pebble]

expanded lore as well

(i have not read the ATLA graphic novels though)

Korra has to go through such horrific experiences

[mint spear]

I could ramble a lot about the series n what it needed to do vs what it did (not judging the story itself, just the pacing/character development), but I'll refrain cause it just makes me moody

[elder shale]

McDonald's by the see

Sea

[mint spear]

Dip your burger in the sea

[elder shale]

Mo

No

[spiral zephyr]

soggy burger = bad

otoh juicy burger = good

[mint spear]

Feed the birbs

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-chicken-nuggets-mc-donalds-gif-13950725

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/falcon-balance-leaf-funny-pet-videos-funny-pet-video-gifs-gif-9991790

[mint spear]

Leaf hat

[elder shale]

That falcon was on the verge of a self-conscious squeak

[zenith pebble]

code eating lunch by the sea

[sharp seal]

i bought me a new jacket

[zenith pebble]

niiiice

[sharp seal]

now that I think of it being at my house is so boring
i have so many games yet nothing to play

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-mc-donalds-food-fast-food-cats-gif-15451160

[sharp seal]

that’d be until the 2nd of march, of course>:)

[zenith pebble]

whats march 2

[sharp seal]

ill finally be able to get a certain game

[mint spear]

Mary Kate n Ashley Sweet Sixteen

[zenith pebble]

poggers

[sharp seal]

spoiler alert its wii sports resort

/s

i already have it. in fact, i have 250 games on my wii, it required 2 additional storages. and yes, i have a fucking wii.

[eternal thorn]

glances at his on Wii

I still have mine too

[zenith pebble]

i have a wii as well

i like the wii

(not the WiiU)

[eternal thorn]

itd be a hassle to setup again

what with the lil black bar

[zenith pebble]

i have a wireless blabar

[eternal thorn]

noice

[zenith pebble]

yeah

[eternal thorn]

but do you have a wireless wii

[spiral zephyr]

Cannibirbs

[zenith pebble]

problem is its in storage at a friends house along with my kayak

[sharp seal]

whats yalls favorite game on wii

mine is kirby's adventures

[zenith pebble]

except for power

twilight princess i guess

[sharp seal]

never heard of that

[zenith pebble]

zelda

[sharp seal]

ah

[zenith pebble]

i think thats what it was called

[sharp seal]

i also adored doing swordfighting with my sister back in the day

[wheat burrow]

Wii Sports Bowling was one of the best games with a load of mates and a few beers back in the day

[zenith pebble]

oh for sure

[eternal thorn]

I had Wii Play

[zenith pebble]

i never put a wiimote through a tv

[sharp seal]

honestly swordfighting in wii sports resort had to be one of everyones faves

[zenith pebble]

but ive come close

[sharp seal]

same

[wheat burrow]

Yeah I managed to avoid it but my flat mate managed it lol

[sharp seal]

i had a LOT of things

even the fitness board thing

[zenith pebble]

i liked the mario kart and the smash on wii a lot as well

[sharp seal]

and wii party, that one was very cool

[eternal thorn]

brawl is some good memories

[wheat burrow]

Mario Kart was great racing people around the world as well

[sharp seal]

i had mario kart as well, any of yall had mario party 9?

[zenith pebble]

yup

and typ

yup

[sharp seal]

i didnt have online for some reason

[eternal thorn]

I had no friends, so no mario party

[sharp seal]

oh wait

my dad pirated all of the games

thats why

[wheat burrow]

Lol

[safe path]

sweet my phone as a hotspot cannot even provide good enough internet

[wheat burrow]

😕

[zenith pebble]

i also enjoyed playing the original bubble bobble on my wii

[sharp seal]

uhh what was the one game called

[clever vessel]

played it last week, didn't meet my expectations

[sharp seal]

something something rabbits?

you had to steal a lot of stuff to get to the moon ykyk

there were many locations

[zenith pebble]

yall ever see the prices to get a bubble bobble 2 cartridge these days? https://www.ebay.com/itm/373948170863?hash=item57110c426f:g:ibYAAOSwGHJiF6mP

[sharp seal]

i dont exactly remember what the game was called, but i know it had rabbits in the end

[zenith pebble]

on wii?

[sharp seal]

mhm

[sharp seal]

oh wow

[zenith pebble]

hmm idk

super monkey ball

[sharp seal]

super monkey ball 👍

i dont exactly remember what wii game this was from but yall remember catching ghosts? i think it was wii motion or smth

you could also hide your controllers and make the other person find it

shti i bit the skin off of my lips now its bleeding

[wheat wren]

[sharp seal]

5.5/10 levels now

[night bobcat]

@limber fractal why are people sending me hand pics?

[sharp seal]

wha huh

[limber fractal]

[night bobcat]

This is ridiculous

[wheat wren]

sounds pretty fun, tbh

make a hand collection

[sharp seal]

print all the pics out and make the no man's hand..

[night bobcat]

Lol

[zenith pebble]

where do i deposit the hand pic?

just in gleams DMs or....

[night bobcat]

Apparently so

[zenith pebble]

huh

[sterile tartan]

Was trying to figure out why I'm hungry

I have literally eaten nothing yet
That's why

[mint spear]

😔

[sterile tartan]

Today I mean. Not in general. Just to clear it up before someone makes that joke

[sharp seal]

I kinda wanted to send my own hand but don’t really wanna get made fun of because of my nails

Hello there

[zenith pebble]

send closeup of palm heel

[night bobcat]

I will not make fun of you

Yoooo

[sharp seal]

Pretty good

[night bobcat]

Lol

[sharp seal]

Wby?

[night bobcat]

[sharp seal]

damn those are ripped how often do you go to the gym??

im saving this thank you

[mint spear]

He scritched me cause he was upset that I was taking a pic of his paw

[sharp seal]

He’s a bit insecure but damn.. these hands are ripped

[clever vessel]

some cats need to get paid for hand modeling

[sharp seal]

What kinda workouts you put him through

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-garfield-muscle-garmuscle-buff-muscle-gif-15665271

[clever vessel]

can cats lift weights?

[zenith pebble]

garfkar garfkar

[clever vessel]

bles you

you training your cat?

[zenith pebble]

with their mouth they can lift some stuff

like cat children

i forget the technical term

[clever vessel]

this is true

[sharp seal]

I’ve been training mine /s

[zenith pebble]

thats the one

[dim egret]

Now its morning time at almost 3 in the afternoon

[sharp seal]

Hello there taco

[mint spear]

Did you really or are u lying

[dim egret]

Open the damn door, or ill throw rocks through your window

Hola señor Tess

[sharp seal]

how do you know there’s a sink behind my door

[dim egret]

@sharp seal because he is the sink

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laughing-laugh-muahaha-giggle-gif-13642576

[dim egret]

Zero Two's birthday is on the 27th and now i want to cry. Why couldnt i be born two days earlier

This world is unfair

Yes

[dim egret]

https://tenor.com/view/darling-in-the-franxx-zero-two-food-eat-anime-gif-21149257

Nah, the only anime girl i simp for is Astolfo

[clever vessel]

that is amazing and incredible

[dim egret]

What the knight doing

@mint spear

[mint spear]

Hi

[mint spear]

Im excited for the next game :>

[dim egret]

I need to make this an emote

Code

Make it server emote

[elder shale]

@frosty pelican I've deleted 3, now 4 of your memes already. You're looking for the #memes🤡 channel.

[clever vessel]

RULE BREAKER!!!!!!

i bet you go to wal-mart and buy rulers then take them home just to break them

[mint spear]

Why do you want sad milk cat as emote

[clever vessel]

i bet you go to Lowes

[dim egret]

Because i love it

[clever vessel]

I bet you go to Target to buy rulers

[mint spear]

Lowes sucks

[clever vessel]

Home Depot

Mcdonalds

[sharp seal]

filthy shape-shifter, huh..

[clever vessel]

you get rulers from somewhere

[mint spear]

Foldable rulers that you can pretend are snakes🐍

[clever vessel]

yes

those were fun

grade school flashbacks

its been 20 years

im not a gek

[clever vessel]

why do people think im a gek

[dim egret]

Im working on it

[mint spear]

Zach is Krogen

[clever vessel]

i am sug

zug

[night bobcat]

sug

[clever vessel]

time for w a t e r refill

wish me luck

pray for me

[zenith pebble]

stronk

[clever vessel]

pray for my return from the water

[zenith pebble]

zuglife

[mint spear]

Zug is zug

He has returned

From the water

[clever vessel]

made it back safely

only to get shot

[mint spear]

This is a gun free zone
We only use knives

[clever vessel]

you love stabbing

[mint spear]

[zenith pebble]

knives out

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/foul-play-suspect-foul-play-daniel-craig-knives-out-gif-15093979

[zenith pebble]

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-you-chuckie-dog-murder-costume-gif-15089259

[mint spear]

Why am I Knick still

[clever vessel]

you are nick

[mint spear]

No

[clever vessel]

but the rules returned to normal

[mint spear]

U were nick

[clever vessel]

so you're breaking the rules

[zenith pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-run-return-freak-out-scared-gif-10795909

[clever vessel]

hahaha

now i need these 2 together

[zenith pebble]

@combinegifbot

[clever vessel]

!combinebothgifsaboveinreallife

doesn't work

[zenith pebble]

gdi

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-gopher-yell-shout-ahh-gif-19096092

[zenith pebble]

gdi = goober development initiative

[clever vessel]

that looks like an alan

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/raptor-alan-jp3-gif-9139616

nty

[clever vessel]

nomegusta

sorry, i only watch movies about velociraptors on small airplanes

[mint spear]

Yea

[zenith pebble]

what about velociraptors with cris bratt

[clever vessel]

meh

do you have a cat?

send to me

thanks

[jaunty copper]

kek

[clever vessel]

that's a lovely catten

[mint spear]

You're gonna win a lot of negative points here if you continue that sort of humor

[zenith pebble]

[clever vessel]

this your club?

[zenith pebble]

whats a pucnh?

[lucid granite]

Knight didn't join a month ago

[eternal thorn]

Read the bottom dumbass

[mint spear]

[eternal thorn]

Its not even a joke

Not even funny

Its cringe

[lucid granite]

cringle

[clever vessel]

Merry Christmas SuperFire

[lucid granite]

thank you

[clever vessel]

np

[eternal thorn]

You got upset enough to comment on it twice, I'd say it worked.

[limber fractal]

C'mon guys

Can we all take a chill pill?

I don't want to have to start muting folks.

[night bobcat]

Condoning animal abuse is against discord ToS.

Which you have agreed to abide by.

[eternal thorn]

Chill pill taken

[clever vessel]

i didn't know you could add notes to peoples' info

[eternal thorn]

Im outta this

[night bobcat]

Knock it off.

[limber fractal]

But if you'd like a mute, I'll be more than happy to provide it.

I can even hand out Timeouts too.

[clever vessel]

did you eat ice?

[red bough]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xkq0Wp8egM

[eternal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-iceman-eatice-muscles-strong-gif-20610128

[mint spear]

That sounds painful, but I've got sensitive teeth 😩

[clever vessel]

it works. it just works

[eternal thorn]

I like chewing on ice tbh

[clever vessel]

it's tolerable but a bit uncomcomfrotalbe

the best ice to chew are those little cylinder ones

[limber fractal]

Man, I keep forgetting to make ice videos for Zach

Ice be so crunchy

[clever vessel]

you still have ice, Red?

[limber fractal]

Sounds so ice

[limber fractal]

Dude! Yes, so much of it. And snow lol

Snow here I think is stronger. It refuses to be affected by the burning sun

[clever vessel]

you enjoying it? I'm ready for Spring

[limber fractal]

I love snow tbh

I love cold

I'm like Guntie

[clever vessel]

you gotta squint

eyelids are important

don't do that

[lucid granite]

who needs eyes

[zenith pebble]

we need a bongo break

[lucid granite]

🪘

[night bobcat]

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/bongo-halloween-drums-cat-bongo-cat-gif-15084416

[lucid granite]

@limber fractal we need the bongoes

https://tenor.com/view/bongo-gif-19129003

[limber fractal]

you right!!!!!

[limber fractal]

I could literally hear this in my head

[lucid granite]

im always right 😌 🪘

[zenith pebble]

[clever vessel]

exclamation point exclamation point

[lucid granite]

3rd row 3rd column is my favorite

[zenith pebble]

bring me your bongos

3rd row 3rd column has an expanded version designed by @limber fractal

[limber fractal]

lmao

that's so cute

omg you guys wanna know what's funny?

[clever vessel]

one day we'll have monitors that are 3 Dimensional and made of microscopic particles, and that hole with a bird will be real

[zenith pebble]

yes always with the funnies!

[limber fractal]

member when i said this?

[zenith pebble]

so excited to see it in mark zuckerborgs metahorizonverse

[lucid granite]

answering a question with a question?

[zenith pebble]

not exactly, but i did send hand pic

[limber fractal]

well, my answer was...member when i posted this?

turns out...

people are dm'ing Gleam hand pics

[night bobcat]

What is your deal today

[zenith pebble]

lmfao

[eternal thorn]

Gleam wants hand pics? Not feet?

[night bobcat]

I don't know I'm sure, happy b days, hands

I dont want either

[limber fractal]

yeah, today's hands theme day

[clever vessel]

Gleam how many hands have you gotten?

[zenith pebble]

wait is today gleam bday?

[night bobcat]

12

[eternal thorn]

Gleam do you need a hand?

[limber fractal]

omg

for realz???

[night bobcat]

No

[zenith pebble]

oh

[limber fractal]

12 hands pics?

man, the community loves you, Gleam

it's all it is

[night bobcat]

Lol

[limber fractal]

sign of their love

[night bobcat]

[zenith pebble]

if u want gleam i can send u winter sky submissions

[night bobcat]

Ty

[zenith pebble]

to water down the hand content

[limber fractal]

awww you so sweet

please do

[clever vessel]

Gleam's gotta make a hand collage now and post in memes with the usernames on each

[zenith pebble]

well to be fair mine werent my hands

[clever vessel]

aw man

[safe path]

Hey @limber fractal or @night bobcat I have a pretty funny meme I wanna share but it's about the Ghost of Kyiv is that fine?

[eternal thorn]

Gleam Im

[zenith pebble]

handception

[eternal thorn]

Gonna send you a hand

[limber fractal]

dm plz so i can check it?

[clever vessel]

imagine this being real and feeling the sensation of closing all of your fingers

[limber fractal]

lmao Gleam got that one via dms

[zenith pebble]

yeah i dm'd it lol

[zenith pebble]

you could do really good sneaky spiders on a friends back

blind ppl could better study the topography of your face

imagine jamming 27 fingers at once though

[clever vessel]

i'd like to crack all knuckles at once

[safe path]

What is up with all the hands

[clever vessel]

hand respect day

very useful tools

[limber fractal]

i'd honestly love that feeling, even if just for a fleeting moment

[clever vessel]

would be mesmerizing

Ditto hand reveal when

Ceryn hand reaveal when

[eternal thorn]

Theres a Jujutsu Kaisen thing about hands

[mint spear]

Never, I got funky fingers that you'd all be jealous about.

[clever vessel]

i would love them

[mint spear]

Nah, I'm highkey fucking weird about them being fucked up tbh.

Need to hide them as much as I can.

[limber fractal]

ooh Ditto! i gotta show you the screenie of your base

[eternal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-mahito-self-embodiment-of-perfection-domain-expansion-gif-23760478

[mint spear]

Please!

[limber fractal]

it probably doesn't do it justice cuz i was trying to capture everything in it...

[safe path]

I'm bored without internet

[eternal thorn]

someday I'll post a hand

But its gotta have a reason

[clever vessel]

thanks Ceryn

[mint spear]

You see it at night time yet?

[clever vessel]

looking forward to it

[eternal thorn]

is that an almond

[spiral zephyr]

Does that count?

[clever vessel]

cacao

[half brook]

cocoa

[mint spear]

I want cocoa 😤

[eternal thorn]

same

[mint spear]

Want to make a chocolate with my children.

[eternal thorn]

I should see if I can get some hot cocoa

[spiral zephyr]

xxxl

[half brook]

Most of the world's Cocoa supply comes from Africa

since there are few other places the trees will actually grow

[spiral zephyr]

I had some of the white stuff too

This was grown locally

[clever vessel]

man

i would love a giant roasted almond

[mint spear]

My tablet keeps dying

[clever vessel]

whatchu drawing Moon

[mint spear]

Nothin

[long orchid]

go outside

[clever vessel]

air

[mint spear]

Just a regular tablet that I pretty much only use for discord

[spiral zephyr]

How would you eat it?
Like take shavings of it?
🤔

[clever vessel]

like a beaver

id gnaw at it

[spiral zephyr]

Best answer

[mint spear]

Nuh

[eternal thorn]

[clever vessel]

why is moon prohibiting your hot cocoa consumption?

[mint spear]

Because

[eternal thorn]

i have a migraine

and the only cure

is hot cocoa

[mint spear]

I'm not sure if the one we have is safe for him

[clever vessel]

ah

[eternal thorn]

but

[clever vessel]

frickin heck

[eternal thorn]

my parents gave us a bunch of stuff for it

[mint spear]

Wat

[eternal thorn]

yea

[mint spear]

meh