#off-topic-bond-james-bond
zenith pebble
latent yarrow
doesnt look bad
zenith pebble
prob a lil loose around corners though 😂
latent yarrow
and its not the one we saw on track
zenith pebble
i know this is the 22
latent yarrow
that the real one
zenith pebble
but they still have Mazepin driving
latent yarrow
also
i kinda sad to masi
because if i was at his place
at abu dhabi
i would have shitted myself
limber fractal
formula 1 cars look cooler now with the new safety tech that protects the pilot's nuggins, which ppl were complaining about in the past
latent yarrow
i love the 2022 cars
zenith pebble
yeah lewis would have died last season without the halo
limber fractal
totally worth having it and i think it looks badass
limber fractal
yeah lewis would have died last season without the halo
whew
latent yarrow
im happy max won
zenith pebble
limber fractal
holy fudge
latent yarrow
i mean
zenith pebble
if maxs tire was spinning he still may have
latent yarrow
u do for a championship i guess u go all out
even vettel didnt go this far
i guess lewis met his nemesis in 2021
someone who would go as far as him
max had a lot of gp where he could have won like baku
silverstone
monza?
maybe
soo if he didnt missed baku and silverstone
the championship would have been decided before abudhabi
but one his tyre blow up because he went fast af
silverstone lewis was like fuck u
and monza was bumper cars
also max holds a record now
been listening to this daft punk concert for the last hour
latent yarrow
1997
that the 1997 one
its the 25th aniversary of homework
oh yes
Around the World
mint spear
latent yarrow
clasic
steep flame
@sterile mortar mate come at me i have a fake dark machoke with 700hp
latent yarrow
AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
sterile mortar
<@740601592075780166> mate come at me i have a fake dark machoke with 700hp
Modded
Lmao
latent yarrow
https://tenor.com/view/robot-dance-robot-dance-shuffling-party-rock-gif-5665357
me right now
damn that mix goes hard
damn twitchlagging soo much for me
ruby bay
What's a good American tech store
eternal thorn
What's a good American tech store
Best Buy
Yall Im gona drink
space flavored coke
sterile tartan
I've been really curious about that for a bit
clever vessel
what is the flavor of space?
eternal thorn
Also getting the feeling of cotton candy
wheat burrow
Night all
ruby bay
So get a vpn
Proton lol
clever vessel
gnight
ruby bay
Really helps
eternal thorn
Initially I heard that Starlight Coke was supposed to be a mix of Coke and Dr. Pepper
Its most definitely not that.
Its definitely a sweeter, cotton candy-like coke
Space does not taste good I guess
its a shame
They knew exactly how to get me to buy a coke again
Give it a cool name like Starlight
Market it as space flavor
put a starry decal on it
But this is meh
limber fractal
what is the flavor of space?
it's spicy
limber fractal
non toi
limber fractal
https://tenor.com/view/daice-%E5%A4%A7%E9%87%8E%E9%9B%84%E5%A4%A7-ohno-yudai-tab...
lol i wonder what happens after that
elder shale
what really bothers me about this is that he made it go straight to the throat, that dude must've been hurting for weeks
i like spicy
but if it goes directly to my throat, i'm dying for a few mins
limber fractal
they be cray cray
clever vessel
it's spicy
wonder if there’s cayenne floating through space
limber fractal
wonder if there’s cayenne floating through space
there's gotta
clever vessel
would make sense tbh
jaunty copper
I would probably buy a Coke if they removed the 26 grams of sugar and the chemicals
jaunty copper
Work on your behind at home
dusty magnet
brilliant idea
jaunty copper
Or just zero
safe path
Full disclosure, Pluto was discovered in 1930 so you literally can say any date 248 year gap :p
timid talon
don't remember sorry, but i gave you all of them
limber fractal
@timid talon have you seen this btw? i completely forgot about it
dusty magnet
i love when my computer just turns itself off
thats always comforting
alkso red, do you happen to be on nms rn?
i wanna get to the nmscord hub
timid talon
<@!134626403814604800> have you seen this btw? i completely forgot about it
cool 🙂
safe path
Could you image if the Pluto thing was legit? It would eclipse anything else today!
dusty magnet
what pluto thing?
safe path
What I posted earlier!
sterile tartan
You would spontaneously combust
safe path
@night bobcat @dusty magnet is randomly pinging admins!
night bobcat
Ban him
ocean pebble
lmao
dusty magnet
@night bobcat nat is a tattle
sweet tendon
Who dares.
ocean pebble
safe path
Oh yeah well you make honey from your butt
night bobcat
@sweet tendon not me
safe path
I blame @dim egret
dim egret
What was so important that you interruptes my Fate break?
safe path
Or maybe it was Sean.. aka || @elder shale ||
ocean pebble
@ e v e r y o n e
dim egret
@everyone
safe path
XD
dim egret
I win
ocean pebble
Dear lord
You’re lucky it doesn’t work for you
I can’t do it bc it would actually ping everybody
safe path
safe path
I can’t do it bc it would actually ping everybody
Oh yeah? Prove it :p
ocean pebble
You’re just gonna have to take my word for it
night bobcat
Nat always wanted to do that
safe path
|| I know it works because reasons lol ||
I honestly did at least once, especially when we had the pride logo and dealing with all the whiners xD
Remember how fun that was last summer? Lok
Lol*
ocean pebble
Nowadays we don’t do everyone pings that often bc of the different announcement categories
night bobcat
Remember how fun that was last summer? Lok
Looking forward to it again
safe path
O3O
dim egret
Cant believe Natani interrupted my Fate Stay Night
I have 20 minutes to watch a 23 minute show
safe path
If you would stop checking here and watch it then you could finish it :p
Also if you have T Mobile check your latest bill, they gave us a year of paramount+ for free
sterile tartan
@sweet tendon
sweet tendon
!randomban
pliant fjordBOT
@sweet tendon
sweet tendon
|| This is a joke ||
lucid granite
oh it didn't let me ping him after u did that
ocean pebble
Okay. I’ll do it in 1-28493948829595949848482 business days
safe path
.ban 689501509494505496 you big dummy
ocean pebble
Whos ID is that
safe path
Mine
ocean pebble
Ha lol
digital marsh
Need a Thanos command, immediately bans half the server at random
ocean pebble
Need a Thanos command, immediately bans half the server at random
Ha yea
safe path
That happened in a subreddit iirc
ocean pebble
That happened in a subreddit iirc
Indeed it did
ocean pebble
Need a Thanos command, immediately bans half the server at random
Gotta run the command over and over until one person remains
digital marsh
Pretty sure that one person would be Barky, can't ban the owner lol
ocean pebble
He doesn’t count
safe path
But we can convince him to give up owner >~>
@sweet tendon make me owner to prove a point :p
ocean pebble
He will make you owner but only if you prove that you can count to 1 billion in 2 seconds
safe path
It has begun!
sweet tendon
Surprisingly quite a pain in the ass to switch ownership of a partnered server.
ocean pebble
Not unexpected tbh
jaunty copper
Rip
safe path
digital marsh
He will make you owner but only if you prove that you can count to 1 billion in...
Can I write a program that does it on my behalf?
jaunty copper
I can’t even delete a server I created
ocean pebble
Can I write a program that does it on my behalf?
No
digital marsh
Awwww
safe path
digital marsh
Surprisingly quite a pain in the ass to switch ownership of a partnered server.
I honestly can imagine, given the partnership application process and the partner symbol being account bound
timid talon
Need a Thanos command, immediately bans half the server at random
or one that makes you leave half the servers you're in
digital marsh
or one that makes you leave half the servers you're in
I'm in the max number of servers, and I know what maybe 7 of them are lol
timid talon
good odds then 🙂
jaunty copper
Or one that deletes half of all discord servers
function snap();
digital marsh
How have you been doc?
timid talon
pretty good Eva, yourself?
digital marsh
Just layin in bed watching some speedruns to try and relax
ocean pebble
Just layin in bed watching some speedruns to try and relax
What game speedruns
digital marsh
What game speedruns
Final Fantasy 7
sweet tendon
I'm in three hundred Discord servers.
ocean pebble
Ah
ocean pebble
I'm in three hundred Discord servers.
Need a few more
digital marsh
The og, not the remake
sweet tendon
If half of them went poof, I'd.. Probably not notice.
timid talon
ah the ol' relaxing frantic speedruns
sweet tendon
Because I use two
digital marsh
ah the ol' relaxing frantic speedruns
I really enjoy rpg speedruns lol
safe path
I can barely handle the discords I'm in, how the heck do you manage 300???
sterile tartan
Lovely
digital marsh
Oof
lucid granite
timid talon
why the odd kerning for the seconds value 🤔
lucid granite
¯_(ツ)_/¯
ocean pebble
KITTY!
lucid granite
sono
limber fractal
yay kitty!
sterile tartan
Soul is talking to Walmart
They're replacing the broken stuff and sending what they forgot to add
safe path
Oh you did the Walmart delivery and that happened?
sterile tartan
They didn't have to replace things but they offered to
Yeah
safe path
Sorry you gotta use them x.x
sterile tartan
We usually don't have issues with it
The drivers around here are nice and usually the people who put the order together don't choose violence
mint spear
I wonder how, I wonder why, yesterday you told me about the blue blue sky and all that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree
Im turning my head, up and down, Im turning turning turning turning turning around and all that I can see is just another lemon tree
lucid granite
imagine posting song lyrics or smthn
sterile tartan
Walmart sent the same driver. I kinda feel bad... He asked if it was a Walmart screw-up or a him screw-up
We told him Walmart. Because it was. But I still feel bad that he had to come twice
red bough
mint spear
<@456226577798135808> https://twitter.com/sheepfilms/status/1093487138832900098
As a piece of bread myself I can confirm it would be 3.
Just so you know, never get in an arguement with a baguette. You'll regret it.
mint spear
last time I check is was 8:32
unkempt cypress
lol
mint spear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og_eY9tcLgA&ab_channel=MemeJuice @scenic narwhal
old star
I've improved my NMS VR experience:
scenic narwhal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og_eY9tcLgA&ab_channel=MemeJuice <@!135157761007...
ah yes
pliant fjordBOT
Astronomy Pic of the Day: Orion over Green Bank
Explanation: What will the huge Green Bank Telescope discover tonight? Pictured, the Robert C. Byrd Green Bank Telescope (GBT) on the lower right is the largest fully-pointable single-dish radio telescope in the world. With a central dish larger than a football field, the GBT is nestled in the hills of West Virginia, USA in a radio quiet zone where the use of cell phones, WiFi emitters, and even microwave ovens are limited. The GBT explores our universe not only during the night -- but during the day, too, since the daytime sky is typically dark in radio waves. Taken in late January, the featured image was planned for months to get the setting location of Orion just right. The image is a composite of a foreground shot taken over a kilometer away from the GBT, and a background shot built up of long exposures during the previous night. The deep background image of Orion is fitting because the GBT is famous for, among many discoveries, mapping the...
limber fractal
that is a very pretty shot
red bough
@limber fractal it certainly can, in particular when you dont expect it to after just following a highlight. 😛
limber fractal
<@!357610080235028510> it certainly can, in particular when you dont expect it t...
lmao man, i swear, i just experienced it and i thought i was in the opposite channels both times. it was so confuuusing
can get me in trouble too for being too lax in help of all channels
red bough
i had one of these moments earlier today too, when i had general open for whatever reason, and was confused looking at "wait, why are people just shitposting? ok, its nms-related, but so far off from help ... oh, right, because i am not in -help."
limber fractal
Hey red want to tell me about your expirience?
being on a phone without a computer? boring story. trust me lol it ain't fun. but yeah, 3 days doesn't compare to forever
glass belfry
Why were you on a phone without a computer?
red bough
i ended up spending most of 2020 about 700km from home with a chromebook and a phone as initial infrastructure. 😅
red bough
the pandemic, as much as it sucks in general, has done more for "work digitalisation" (not sure this translates well) in 2 months than feeble efforts in the two decades before it.
it will be really hard to drag qualified staff back into a "nine to five cubicles" situation
limber fractal
the pandemic, as much as it sucks in general, has done more for "work digitalisa...
yeah, that's pretty wild tbh. absurd it's taken so long otherwise, prior to the pandemic. comes to show you how set ppl are in their ways, including organizations.
red bough
@dreamy dew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSxNW5dDYEY
ocean delta
I made a legit lamb vindaloo tonight.
I can't believe I actually pulled it off.
I found out I truly love Indian food while living in the cities.
This is the first time i was brave enough to try cooking it.
ocean delta
Elon would do better xD but the "car" would be headed towards mars... right, he did that huh?
latent yarrow
no
ocean delta
Can't even be clever about him, cause he is doing or has done it.
sterile tartan
Yeah he did launch a car toward mars
ocean delta
Elon is a real life Tony stark
latent yarrow
Can't even be clever about him, cause he is doing or has done it.
welll he did that
sterile tartan
The space car is on its third orbit
ocean delta
I'm going to crash his Florida Vista and demand a job. Send me to mars!
latent yarrow
I'm going to crash his Florida Vista and demand a job. Send me to mars!
that be the rocket u gonna use to go there then ^^
it already exist
latent yarrow
also fully reusable
sterile tartan
I would prefer to stay on the ground
ocean delta
Not i...lol
latent yarrow
I would prefer to stay on the ground
than stay and see WIII come?
nah soory
im fucking done
sterile tartan
latent yarrow
shit that redbull
ocean delta
We were smoking pot on the banks xD
And that was a good 20 years ago, but I can't shake the dream.
sweet tendon
shit that redbull
Looks incredible
Hate to see Russell topping the time but I know they aren't really important atm.
Nevermind. See Leclerc taking it
oak arrow
Gumby...what did they do to you my child?
ruby bay
A wisdom tooth is growing I think
mint spear
👌
ruby bay
It hurts
night bobcat
Knowledge is pain
mint spear
ruby bay
I can see the white part below the flesh
This sucks
And I have to remove wisdom teeth Right?
night bobcat
Not necessarily
elder shale
My wisdom teeth had space to grow so I didn't have to remove them
Not pushing other teeth or hurting my gums
That said, definitely don't judge it by yourself - even if you think you're fine, consult a dentist.
ruby bay
It fooken hurts
mint spear
Can take years to grow through if they choose to fully come through.
Might just not come through at all.
dapper copper
Pocket squiggles
dapper copper
winged badge
welcome back
winged badge
nice 🙂
winged badge
Sorry for the bars, I'm a prisoner here
lol!
sterile tartan
Why did they lock custom server profiles behind the regular nitro
Classic nitro people are just supposed to get fucked I guess
elder shale
Tbf it's a great option for anyone just wanting emojis
but for just half I'd expect a few more features too
wheat wren
sadge
sterile tartan
And stickers
Stickers don't work with classic
mint spear
Nice! At least you can see the stars now.
Oh what the fuck.
Well that makes me look a dickhead huh.
I'm sorry my dude.
Why did that happen?
winged badge
anyone knows how currency conversions work on/through paypal?
say i charge it up with 20 EUR, but when i go to donate to some user, it shows up as USD
do i need to do the conversion myself?
also, how much does a coffee cost in the US?
😄
or in South Korea?
😅
3,100 South Korean Won = 2.2953883 Euros
night bobcat
About $2.70 for a normal cup of coffee
ocean pebble
Mornin y’all
winged badge
oh yeah, coffee for me means espresso
winged badge
ok so 5€ should be enough for an espresso/cup of coffee
ocean pebble
What?
night bobcat
Aye
winged badge
5.00 Euros = 5.6725562 US Dollars
ocean pebble
Ah
Will probably be more than enough tbh
Depends on where you’re getting it from tho
winged badge
got it, thanks - what about
say i charge it up with 20 EUR, but when i go to donate to some user, it shows up as USD, do i need to do the conversion myself?
it's alright if no one knows for sure
i guess this explains it
🙂
sterile tartan
My lattes I get usually end up around $5
ocean pebble
Coffee.
night bobcat
Fancy pants
sterile tartan
Coffee.
night bobcat
ocean pebble
You’re supposed to be reading it like that giant coffee bean from that one episode of Regular Show
God that show was weird
sterile tartan
Oh I see
ocean pebble
Howdy Cai
wheat burrow
How’s it going?
ocean pebble
Good, you?
sterile tartan
Oh yeah that
wheat burrow
Meh… I’m sat in the dentists’ chair waiting on the anaesthetic taking effect. Got to get a couple fillings replaced… 😫
I’m not the biggest fan of the dentist lol
wheat burrow
Well yeah I guess lol
sterile tartan
wheat burrow
My dentist is a nice guy but he knows my feelings on what he inflicts on me 😂
dim egret
Lightning during a snow storm is weird
ocean pebble
I mean I personally never minded the dentist all too much
Didn’t LIKE it
But didn’t mind
mint spear
I hate the smell of teeth being ground down for fillings.
wheat burrow
I have many large metal fillings and they all need replacing eventually
wheat burrow
I hate the smell of teeth being ground down for fillings.
Yeah this is not nice
ocean pebble
I hate the smell of teeth being ground down for fillings.
I once had to have mine ground a bit to fix a small chip in my tooth
mint spear
😩
ocean pebble
Isn’t pleasant
mint spear
Your brain immediately knows its a bad sign.
wheat burrow
I have a horrific gag reflex. As soon as they brush the side of my tongue or my jaw has been open too long it’s not pretty
ocean pebble
Ok then
mint spear
Yes lmao. Same for me.
wheat burrow
One assistant forgot and put the vacuum too far back… lmao
Shit he’s here… show time. If I don’t reappear, send help!
ocean pebble
I have very minimal gag reflex, only throw up or gag if something is like starting to go down
Well
Something that isn’t supposed to be
mint spear
Your boyfriend is a lucky guy.
ocean pebble
I am a straight male.
mint spear
Same but ya know.
ocean pebble
Uh-huh
mint spear
Hope you are well Taco Dog.
ocean pebble
Same to you Purple Blob Pokemon
mint spear
Pretty, just waiting on policeman officer to visit my house.
mint spear
I wish it was something as cool as that tbh.
ocean pebble
I don’t really think that the word cool applies to identity theft very well
mint spear
It does if you do it right and never get caught.
night bobcat
How long you got?
ocean pebble
Life sentence with no chance of parole
mint spear
Sad
Someone reversed in to my car and the just dipped out. Rear bumper is sitting on my driveway with car license attached.
So. Don't think it'll be difficult to identify the vehicle that did it.
ruby bay
So. Don't think it'll be difficult to identify the vehicle that did it.
They stupid
mint spear
Eh, quiet neighbourhood and probably thought they could get away with it.
ruby bay
Nah , they still stupid
mint spear
Well, yes
ruby bay
Who the fuck leaves their license plate on a crime scene
ocean pebble
Who the fuck leaves their license plate on a crime scene
An idiot
mint spear
rofl
wheat burrow
I survived. I was a brave boy and now as my reward I get to visit the dental hygienist 🤦♂️🤷🏻♂️
ocean pebble
wheat burrow
Lmao
mint spear
Did you get a sticker?
ocean pebble
Better have
night bobcat
Someone reversed in to my car and the just dipped out. Rear bumper is sitting on...
Are you serious
Not funny you have to get it fixed, but wow
mint spear
Yes lmao.
night bobcat
Drunk I suppose
mint spear
Even when I phoned through the lady on the other end of the phone had to repeat it to be sure she heard me right.
night bobcat
Now we just need a shot of you wandering around with it over your shoulder comparing to cars in the neighborhood
mint spear
Taking notes.
gaunt reef
cinderella's shoe but with cars
mint spear
Hahaha
night bobcat
Yeah
gaunt reef
"oh hey this one fits snugly, yep caught"
anyway
so apparently discord doesnt like sphinx cats
mint spear
smh my head
gaunt reef
only proves the fact that they shouldnt have existed
gaunt reef
just like stroking a well oiled baby
mint spear
Lmfao
gaunt reef
think people just kinda pat them a bit
north abyss
If you think sphinx cats look weird, there's also sphinx rats
north abyss
They exist
sterile tartan
north abyss
embed fail
lucid granite
Fur is needed for strokes.
my cats have strokes all the time
mint spear
Expensive vet bills.
zenith pebble
my cats have strokes all the time
limber fractal
https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-ground-drop-oof-oop-die-play-dead-gif-18928206
das me. human fall flat (the game, irl)
wheat burrow
Did you get a sticker?
I did not 😢
zenith pebble
das me. human fall flat (the game, irl)
its a tough game, i think ive played it before 😂
limber fractal
its a tough game, i think ive played it before 😂
which one? lol irl or actual game. game's so good!!! wish it was cross play
zenith pebble
which one? lol irl or actual game. game's so good!!! wish it was cross play
just IRL 
mint spear
Thank you very much Zug.
clever vessel
thank you Ditto
night bobcat
Yw
wheat burrow
Tis like a lemon with wings. Me like
limber fractal
so cute! that looks like it belongs in #no-mans-art 
clever vessel
nah I don’t like to post these rough things in there ha
clever vessel
Is it made of bronze
it is of the lump
spiral zephyr
Tis like a lemon with wings. Me like
Or a walnut.
limber fractal
Tis like a lemon with wings. Me like
lemon bib. love. plz send my love to Tycho from aunt Red pretty plz ty 
clever vessel
Tis like a lemon with wings. Me like
lumpy lemon bird
wheat burrow
lemon bib. love. plz send my love to Tycho from aunt Red pretty plz ty <:RedHear...
Done
wheat burrow
Or a walnut.
Yeah walnut works also
wheat burrow
lumpy lemon bird
Lumpy lemony walnut bird
limber fractal
omg i forgot to reply to this gosh darnit! also plz send my love to adorable fur ball Murphy. i'm surprised he wasn't sticking out his tongue this time 
clever vessel
wonder if a squirrel will try to crack him open
elder shale
clever vessel
mow
zenith pebble
can i order a print, link to your site??
zenith pebble
eternal thorn
And
zenith pebble
thats good
eternal thorn
Recently they celebrated my 5 year anniversary
zenith pebble
nice tell them they missed an annual raise
eternal thorn
They missed everyone's raises
The only raises I've ever gotten came from statewide minimum wage increase
Anyway
zenith pebble
oh poop
eternal thorn
I only half believed that they had celebrated it since i wasn't there
And today I get this large faux emerald with a 5 year embed on it
They're serious
I'm not saying a word
edgy egret
@limber fractal sometimes he doesn't blep lol
clever vessel
can i order a print, link to your site??
if you have printer and loose leaf paper, you can print and tape to your bathroom mirror
or you can trace it, but please don't sell it
clever vessel
Recently they celebrated my 5 year anniversary
why did they celebrate your 5 year if it hasn't been 5 years
a mistake in their records i guess
please tell Debra I say hello, Arc
safe path
zenith pebble
if you have printer and loose leaf paper, you can print and tape to your bathroo...
what if i print it and add colors
zenith pebble
memes 👉 👈 off-topic
edgy egret
Lol
clever vessel
if you give it extra details, like ears or a scrotum, then you can sell it in your name
edgy egret
Going for a record
zenith pebble
my new bird zugbird name shall be Mantis Toboggan
clever vessel
oh man i congrats you
ocean pebble
Hmmm
I would be willing to participate if anybody can figure out how to set up a server
clever vessel
what is scp
ocean pebble
But it would have to be later in the day
clever vessel
cb
ruby bay
I would be willing to participate if anybody can figure out how to set up a serv...
It's on steam
ruby bay
The original game where we are d class
clever vessel
ah
clever vessel
in a world obsessed with gorgeous graphics, sometimes playing crappy looking games is a sigh of relief
zenith pebble
low res poly so hot
clever vessel
helps to appreciate pretty games
elder shale
It's very fun to play as 173
ruby bay
in a world obsessed with gorgeous graphics, sometimes playing crappy looking gam...
Unless you have an Intel igpu
At that points you don't care
ruby bay
It's very fun to play as 173
Different game lol
clever vessel
Code is 173 years old confirmed @jaunty copper
elder shale
?
elder shale
Containment Breach has 173, 096, 049, and some others
It'... literally on the trailer my guy
Oh wait
i that the
ruby bay
Well you play the scps in secret laboratory
ruby bay
is that the single player game
Yes but multiplayer
ruby bay
If we play , I'll sacrifice the shit out of you
You getting left alone
I'm fucking running away like usain bolt
@elder shale wait turns out it has playable scps
And It has a platinum rating on protondb , nice
clever vessel
big murph
edgy egret
I love all my cats but Murphy is just so perfect for photos lol
clever vessel
fluffogenic
edgy egret
clever vessel
they're all cute
edgy egret
elder shale
clever vessel
just beggin you to lay right there and stuff your head into his torso
owner hit the wrong button
edgy egret
edgy egret
just beggin you to lay right there and stuff your head into his torso
I literally do that because Murphy is super chill and will 100% let you
I can pet him anywhere and he doesn't care
clever vessel
amazing
edgy egret
Unless it's his belly, in which case he likes it and purrs really loud lol
clever vessel
haha
clever vessel
aw
edgy egret
I'm not lying when I say I shove my head into his belly (I just don't have a picture of that)
clever vessel
i probably used to do that as well
edgy egret
I'm not afraid of him clawing or biting me because he won't
But I can't do that with my other two cats
clever vessel
definitely rare
edgy egret
I'll lose my hand if I so much as try to pet my other cats on the belly lol
edgy egret
If you ever pet Murphy in a way he doesn't like, he just gets up and leaves lol
My other cats turn evil and attack
clever vessel
this is good life advise as well, thank you Deoxys
edgy egret
I think it's the breed; Murphy is mostly Maine coon and people online say they're like dogs
clever vessel
that's what I need then
ruby bay
edgy egret
He's also the first/only cat I've had like that, and I've had cats my whole life
A lot of people don't believe me when I say I can pet his belly as much as I want
ruby bay
Bald cat
edgy egret
I have videos of it but I'd need to compress them to upload here
(Otherwise it'll just show up as a file download and not a proper embed)
clever vessel
do eet
ocean pebble
You can get gunter to remind you
clever vessel
i'll try to remember but please don't be offended if i forget haha
edgy egret
It's fine, I'm at work waiting on something
But I need to use my home computer to compress stuff
ruby bay
@ocean pebble wanna try the game out?
ruby bay
Ye
ocean pebble
I’ve played it before
It’s fun
But
I’m not home rn
And could be a while
About 4~ hours
Give or take half an hour or so
ruby bay
Damn that's gonna be 1 am for me
lucid granite
how did i not notice one of the Lilys left?
eternal thorn
why did they celebrate your 5 year if it hasn't been 5 years
At a guess, they only noticed the difference between 2017 and 2022
And not the actual start month
glass belfry
Sad i had a pic of my guinea pigs watching me play nms
But i cant find it anymore
Anywayz my guinea pigs sit towards the tv when i play nms for some reason
Its really funny
mint spear
how did i not notice one of the Lilys left?
i abandoned that account
pay no mind to it please
ruby bay
How many of you are there lol?
ruby bay
👍
lucid granite
pay no mind to it please
oh alright, will pretend i never saw it 🕺
clever vessel
At a guess, they only noticed the difference between 2017 and 2022
welp. life is short, time for cake!
hopefully they know to make it gluten free
elder shale
🥮
clever vessel
moon cake
i really want to find a place that makes those
wait lily be gone again
oh wait nevermind
lucid granite
im gonna be so cool
mint spear
Cooler than you already are?
lucid granite
so i was thinking
i don't think we can ever force our way back to the stone age
because if humanity survives any massive world ending catastrophe, we'd still have previous knowledge
there'd be enough ruins left to get back to where we are now very fast
also it'd be incredible difficult to wipe out every country
mint spear
100 nukes is total (99%) wipeout of all life.
lucid granite
ok i get that but
if the countries with the nukes are nuked, where will the nukes come from?
mint spear
They're all scattered around. Not held in just the country that owns them.
Keep it simple for the sake of example.
America has nukes in UK, Cyprus, Netherlands etc.
mint spear
So at anytime they can hit the button for any of them locations to fire off so even if America is totally destroyed, it can still fire off it's nukes.
mint spear
Yes, that's the intention.
mint spear
All nuclear armed countries are MAAD.
zenith pebble
thats why theres president bunker and stuff
mint spear
MAAD = Mutually Assured Destruction.
mint spear
This is why we haven't had a world war though, nukes are the single thing assuring that from happening.
zenith pebble
if nukes are poppin off the prez aint gunna be launchin from oval orfice
lucid granite
if a nuke gets launched a lot more will as well
mint spear
Yes but then it's game over at that point.
zenith pebble
yeah the US also showed a practical demonstration so everyone has seen
no one wants that smoke
mint spear
Twice in a row too.
It's why they choose the route of sanctions and cyber warfare now days.
zenith pebble
u know russia tryna get the codes
tbh i hope the systems just arent connected to the internet
mint spear
I seem to believe they require a person to "press the button".
lucid granite
well
if nukes are stationed in other countries
kinda need the internet
or some wireless transmitters
mint spear
How so?
mint spear
😛
I recently learned that the army bases that are stationed in foreign countries are classed as the country they belong to.
I worded that very poor.
If America has a base stationed in the UK, that army base is then classed as an extension to America rather than belonging to the UK.
But for every country and all the countries.
zenith pebble
yeah they got the special nuke batphones down in the silo with them
yeah military bases are on the soil of whoever owns the base
embassies the same iirc
thats why ppl like assange can just hang out indefinitely
mint spear
It makes sense really.
zenith pebble
yup
wonder if the land is purchased or gifted or traded
it has to be
germany not gunna just be like "sure US heres 1000 acres of land for your base"
dusty magnet
I miss hawaii
mint spear
I miss hawaii
Yooo nms?
mint spear
holy god you’re pretty
dusty magnet
It's the flower crown
eternal thorn
I miss hawaii
I have only been to Maui
clever vessel
dusty magnet
I went to Kauai
eternal thorn
It was close to going to Oahu
Don't remember why that didn't happen
Maui was fine tho
Had my first bike accident there
Left some skin behind
dusty magnet
They're all kinda the same tho aren't they?
eternal thorn
Oahu supposedly had shark tanks?
That was the reason we were gonna go there
Instead i went to the black sand beach
Skipped the red sand beach
And went to a luau
Had poi
Poi is fucking disgusting
red bough
limber fractal
https://twitter.com/RachaelHasIdeas/status/1496060530968383490
my heart is absolutely melting omg! thank you for sharing
dusty magnet
Poi is fucking disgusting
Poi is fowl
eternal thorn
Poi is fowl
I don't recall it having anything to do with poultry
wet pollen
I miss hawaii
Wow, absolutely stunning pics! 
limber fractal
what a cutie! love how well coordinated he is with the pillos 
spiral zephyr
Poi is fucking disgusting
It's starchy/mildly sweet and pretty bland.
I tend to find that reaction way over the top, because if you want to eat some disgusting things, there's no shortage of those here.
😆
Poi won't even make the top 20.
spiral zephyr
I miss hawaii
dusty magnet
beautiful
mint spear
Yooo nms?
eternal thorn
Weird place to put your trash ngl
mint spear
It's so bin collection dudes get a great view.
spiral zephyr
Weird place to put your trash ngl
Looks like a green-waste container
limber fractal
https://youtu.be/Bh--nnGdwX0
that looks sooooo cool! what are cat tails?
mint spear
I fucking hate her so much.
clever vessel
yes
mint spear
Wendy the fucking bitch face.
clever vessel
psycho power hungry mom
mint spear
Just casually watching Darlene have a heart attack with a smile on her face.
clever vessel
i actually think i like Darlene more than her now
mint spear
I'm interested for final episode cause I really don't want the Byrds to get free and escape it all.
I don't think they deserve that.
Shall continue to announce my anger here at intervals.
white peak
Any ttrpg fans here? Pathfinder specifically
safe path
Oi anyone pre-order Elden ring if so, is your pre-load saying app not released? I know it doesn't until tomorrow but I never seen this message
clever vessel
@limber fractal why is this honeycrisp apple so freaking good
limber fractal
<@!357610080235028510> why is this honeycrisp apple so freaking good
omg aren't they? so happy you're enjoying one. i'll enjoy it vicariously thru you
clever vessel
thank you enjoy
elder shale
I checked the oil and it's bone dry lmao
Forbidden oil cookie
mint spear
I hope it's a Honda, Toyota or a Ferd.
dusty magnet
It's a Mercury mountaineer so technically a ford
elder shale
A Ferd*
dusty magnet
Yeah imma just do a full oil change I think
elder shale
If your oil is bone dry
dusty magnet
It's about due anyways
lucid granite
i wish i was a car 😔
dusty magnet
I wish I had this tbh
dusty magnet
Fuck I really want a new car lol
spiral zephyr
Shall continue to announce my anger here at intervals.
Lol, I've been enjoying that show
mint spear
One of my favourite shows without any hesitation.
spiral zephyr
Fuck I really want a new car lol
I have GT7 preordered lol
dusty magnet
Gran Turismo?
spiral zephyr
Yep, next Friday...
😍
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlbMzBnfnzM
I can't wait to build an old Beetle with a Porsche engine like in that footage lol
spiral zephyr
Nice, lots of stuff is dropping right now
rip my productivity
not to mention the expedition coming
At least I got my hardframe upgrades already
dusty magnet
When's the expedition come out?
clever vessel
probably this or next week by the looks of the internal updates
silent wagon
sterile tartan
Haha
dapper copper
This is what the gremlins have been giggling over, as they are trying to drag it atop their hide but the jelly pot is stuck in the tube. XD
zenith pebble
ah to be a car
zenith pebble
Yep, next Friday...
😍
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlbMzBnfnzM
i am also stoked
three releases in a row for me what a month
civic ferry
Had my first bike accident there
first time riding a bike?
eternal thorn
first time riding a bike?
Last time riding a bike, more like
civic ferry
Last time riding a bike, more like
Never met anyone that learned to ride a bike without crashing once, lol
sterile tartan
Anyone else keep having it say "unread messages" when there aren't any? Is this one of the discord nonsense things
ocean pebble
Anyone else keep having it say "unread messages" when there aren't any? Is this ...
Happened to me once or twice
sterile tartan
It does it every time I'm in this server. Haven't checked elsewhere really
sterile tartan
Maybe I have something muted that wants my attention
Hm
ocean pebble
Oohhh
You mean fake pings?
Yeah if that’s what you mean then nvm, never happened to me
sterile tartan
Yeah
I don't have anything so it's just confused lol
ocean pebble
That is odd
sterile tartan
It might be counting muted channels as unread. Who knows
Doesn't seem to be happening anywhere else
I marked everything as read and it fixed it
sterile tartan
Agreed
zenith pebble
happens to me on mobile sometimes. i have to close and restart the app
then it goes away
civic ferry
It might be counting muted channels as unread. Who knows
This, right?
Yeah, probably a ping message got deleted or something
red bough
@limber fractal https://twitter.com/stephanpalagan/status/1496629252673921024
limber fractal
<@!357610080235028510> https://twitter.com/stephanpalagan/status/149662925267392...
omg yessss! we need more of that! lol 
so much puppy love
safe path
I'll post this and then my phone is going on the charger
sterile tartan
red bough
(ukraine situation just went from yellow to red. brace, brace, brace...)
limber fractal
(ukraine situation just went from yellow to red. brace, brace, brace...)
wow for real? 
silent pebble
Yeah there's explosions in several major cities
Putin himself declared the start of military operations
So...yeah...
red bough
not limited to the "eastern regions" either, it seems. (which means, probably less than 1k km from where i am sitting...)
limber fractal
not limited to the "eastern regions" either, it seems. (which means, probably le...
exactly. it's not something to watch and assume that there won't be consequences that can go beyond those borders.
safe path
Wait so has Putin officially declared an invasion? Also @limber fractal would this not be allowed to be discussed? I don't want to bend/break rules
red bough
yeah, good question. i dont mean to put any political aspect on it here. more a "an actual war within a days drive of me is pretty bad news" thing.
safe path
Yeah which is why I was asking because I know these subjects can be touchy
limber fractal
Wait so has Putin officially declared an invasion? Also <@357610080235028510> wo...
it's a world event, so i don't think it would fall under politics necessarily. as long as we don't fall into a discussion of who's rooting for which side, which does start to become political, it should be fine.
safe path
So I guess then, opinion wise what are the chances of this going into a full blown multinational war
red bough
for those interested in this (or any other "active topics", like "volcanos" or "earthquakes" or so) i can recommend googling "project owl discord". thats an OSINT group thats usualy pretty good at bundling current updates. (still take with a grain of salt, but in a situation, probably any reporting should be. but, uh, when fox and cnn agree on something, it may actualy be true. 😉 )
dry bison
Russia has invaded Ukraine in force.
red bough
Russia has invaded Ukraine in force.
currently looks to be still in the "some hours of artillery and airstrikes to soften up the targets" phase, with the ground invasion coming in a few hours.
dry bison
Watching reports coming in from Mariupol, Boryspil, Kharkiv, Odesa, Kyiv, Kramatorsk
Russian bomber flying over
I can't read russian text.
It looks like Capatob Saratov
red bough
yeah, everyone transliterating the city names three different ways doesnt help. 😄
silent pebble
Apparently Russia has captured the Kiev airport in an airborne assault. That's crazy.
dry bison
All commercial flights in Ukraine are doing a 180
red bough
All commercial flights in Ukraine are doing a 180
they actualy seem to have started that 2-3 hours ago
dry bison
Yes
dire salmon
Damn.
red bough
(the kiev airport capture is significant because kiev as the capital has (or, well, probably had) a pretty good chunk of air defense around it...)
dry bison
A little annoyed the US has responded by basically saying..."We're gunna talk some more and puff up our chest until the morning"
Meanwhile, Russia digs its heels in
red bough
A little annoyed the US has responded by basically saying..."We're gunna talk so...
yeah, i read that "thoughts and prayers" statement. still more than "EU is basicly asleep" though. 😐
silent wagon
A little annoyed the US has responded by basically saying..."We're gunna talk so...
I mean, the other options cost a whoooooole lot of lives
ocean pebble
Goodnight y'all
grim palm
UN Security Council meeting
kind of wild that Russia is currently the President of the UN lol
well the security council
red bough
("amusing" detail about UN SC right now? yeah, that.)
dry bison
I mean, the other options cost a whoooooole lot of lives
There's no way this won't cost a whoooole lot of lives.
We're passed that consideration
dry bison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9qKBdEI_co
Doesn't matter what the UN decides. They've always been a bit of a limp dick in contention with China, US, Russia and any country any of them decide to back
Because the UN gave founding members veto power
Unlimited
With no need to justify it
red bough
(translation: russia can just NOPE anything the security council might want to decide. even if they were not chairing the SC right now.)
dry bison
The UN is just going to be used as a political tool to dissuade countries from backing Russia in what's coming to them
It will be interesting to see if China moves on Taiwan now that Russia has America horned up for war
The pacific fleet is ready
Six of the seven fleets the US has running in the navy right now are in the pacific
Wouldn't be surprised to hear two redeployments to the bering sea
long orchid
pretty crazy footage from ukraine
they getting clapped hard
their entire navy got clapped just a couple of minutes ago
dry bison
eternal thorn
The year is 2050
The nations are at war
The officials and and higher ups are all millenials and gen z
"Sir, our forces are getting clapped hard. What do we do?"
"I dunno, cope I guess?"
red bough
their entire navy got clapped just a couple of minutes ago
reports about odessa have been going back and forth for an hour now. 😅
silent pebble
Yeah its really confusing
long orchid
The year is 2050
The nations are at war
The officials and and higher ups are all...
cheek clapped
silent pebble
Too many reports
long orchid
I'm going to sleep
dry bison
Turkey is in Ukraine now?
red bough
"thats clearly gunfire in that stream" - "yeah, thats also clearly people casually walking their dog in that stream"