off-topic-bond-james-bond

[elder shale]

[silver mantle]

oooh I got excited and i can make a fist with my broken hand again yay

thumb getting better

[elder shale]

How'd you sprain it?

[silver mantle]

i have no idea!

i think it was something during a radiation survey but I didn't notice doing it

all i know is it felt off after that and then just got worse

just an aggravated injury from my days as a world champion thumb wrestler :\

[elder shale]

Lmao

Well hopefully it doesn't get any worse.

[silver mantle]

nah its gotten WAY better from this morning

like slightly moving it when i woke up was agony

[elder shale]

😬

That's good then.

[silver mantle]

fortunately im a little bit ambidextrous so i could manage 75% functionality with my left hand

and just let it sit there

[elder shale]

My arms have been ok lately, so I should be fine 'til surgery in February - sometimes they get a bit floppy lol

[silver mantle]

as im getting older im noticing this kind of crap happens more

gah listening to ruin sentinels too much

[elder shale]

Listen mooore

[opaque tartan]

@limber fractal @sterile tartan @elder shale

[elder shale]

kith

[sterile tartan]

GIRAFFES

[elder shale]

Welcome back

[opaque tartan]

They're adding extra arms

[elder shale]

Cubital tunnel syndrome

[opaque tartan]

6 Million Dollar Code

We can rebuild him

[elder shale]

Not with my metabolism

[opaque tartan]

https://c.tenor.com/P-gPy6S4SwQAAAAM/pogchamp-pepe.gif

[silver mantle]

i cost a lot more than 6 mil

[limber fractal]

[elder shale]

Yea, it's not so bad - it's mostly weakness & poor grip. Can't really lift past a certain weight. Should be fine with surgery, thanks :]

[limber fractal]

heart melting level: extreme Nato how it sticks out its tongue aahhhhh @opaque tartan

[elder shale]

Nate the Nato

Or, as known by his government name: Nate, the North Atlantic Treaty Organization

[limber fractal]

i want a baby giraffe now

[elder shale]

I guess you could say

that's nasty

[limber fractal]

Nasty Nato lol

"you so nasty!" you ever heard that Eddy Murphy skit?

oh man i'm gonna have to share the skit then, i mean old school Eddy Murphy comedy ofc

[elder shale]

He might've been doing it sitting down you see

/stop

[hallow isle]

neeew laptop

so fast

[elder shale]

la🅱️to🅱️

[hallow isle]

loads discord in three seconds

didn't think that was possible

[elder shale]

Not possible

[hallow isle]

battery life is good too

oh fuck need to turn off stickers

[elder shale]

I'd be worried if battery life wasn't good on a new laptop

[hallow isle]

right?

but

I got it this morning

so has been on all day

have watched 3 episodes of the witcher on it

[elder shale]

I have a work laptop

[hallow isle]

we're still at 74%

[elder shale]

And it's from work, not something I bought for work

And that's it, I barely use it while home

Can't stand laptops these days

Had to go yesterday too

Hope you don't get overcharged for anything like I got lol

Uh, what?

[hallow isle]

His card keeps abortion

What's not clear about that

[night bobcat]

[elder shale]

I never check, I'm too trusting

I check when I count the change at home

Usually there's no issues but yea

[opaque tartan]

What did you buy?

M1?

[hallow isle]

yup

only the base model, cause I do most of my work on a grandpa box

[opaque tartan]

Shoulda known you'd buy an M1

[hallow isle]

the website says 17 hours light use, I'm pretty sure it's going to do at least that

[opaque tartan]

Do you own a black turtleneck sweater?

[hallow isle]

nope

[opaque tartan]

That's mad

[hallow isle]

stuff touching my neck makes me feel like i'm suffocating

[opaque tartan]

I can't wear anything around my neck or wrists

[hallow isle]

"I can't have stuff around my wrists officer"

[opaque tartan]

Slip out of cuffs easy mate

Plenty of practice

[hallow isle]

😄

[opaque tartan]

Trust you

Grim at the Re-enactment Society

[silent wagon]

ping

[opaque tartan]

Ping is everyone's worst enemy

Above 300ms is not ok

[silent wagon]

CoD World at War gave me fear of the Garand ping

[opaque tartan]

It was in the first one

BAR was OP though

[silent wagon]

BAR was god

[mint spear]

Epic, Lovely Easter Eggs too

[elder shale]

Same

I'd spend all my time just pinging it

[elder shale]

How I feel about the BAR

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx-kcMZ0_bOOzJ2x2-AKE2eIuhNypLsgYi

[opaque tartan]

Automatic sniper rifle

[opaque tartan]

Pretty much, it's how I won a tournament

[elder shale]

BAR scary

[dusty magnet]

I want to play tarkov tbh

[elder shale]

Play Tarkov Bee

Do what you like, be free

[mint spear]

free bee

[lucid granite]

freeby

[elder shale]

Gee,

what gave it away 😄

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-let-me-wahh-wild-go-gif-13490041

[dusty magnet]

I bit my lip :(

Now my mouth tastes like blood

[elder shale]

I know I'm irresistible but you gotta be careful

[dusty magnet]

Tbh I did not know blood blisters on your lip could be a thing

[jaunty copper]

Don’t go all lestrat on us bee

[opaque tartan]

Blood tastes good

[jaunty copper]

🧛‍♂️ 🐝

He sucks your blood from his butt

[opaque tartan]

Vun

Ah ah ah ah

@dusty magnet did you get Godfall for free on Ebig Games?

[elder shale]

Is it any good? It looked very

[opaque tartan]

I told @jaunty copper to play with me also

[elder shale]

generic/uninspired

[opaque tartan]

It's a bit buggy, you're right about it being a little generic

But the combat is pretty good and they have had some server maintenance to improve some things

But it's ideal atm because I can just jump into a game and get some loot without pressure

[elder shale]

Crossplay?

[opaque tartan]

I think it might be gonna look

[elder shale]

"No, there is no crossplay or cross platform multiplayer for Godfall"

[opaque tartan]

No

Boooo

[elder shale]

[opaque tartan]

People need to fix the fuck up

But people that use mods on PC ruin it for most people

[elder shale]

Games not having crossplay nowadays is weird

[opaque tartan]

It's dumb

But understandable sometimes

GTA online PC was AIDS

Most games I played on PC had that issue though

Any survival game

No

Anything with a gun in it

[elder shale]

Lol

I mean tbf crossplay with FPS I can understand being rare

[opaque tartan]

Slashy slashy game should be ok

[elder shale]

Yes

[opaque tartan]

Until you see someone one shotting things, then you have to decide whether to leave the match or let them kill everything for you

[elder shale]

Felt the same playing Warframe and landing in a mission with a super souped up player

[opaque tartan]

I need to perform kiwwing bwows for my qwesht

Buu huh huu

[elder shale]

[opaque tartan]

Nowu

[dusty magnet]

OwO

Yeso?

[opaque tartan]

Beeaboo

[elder shale]

[dusty magnet]

How dare you slander my name

[opaque tartan]

Noah U

[elder shale]

Noiah is a nice name

[opaque tartan]

I'll see you in court

[elder shale]

Noah*

[opaque tartan]

Noiah is better

[elder shale]

True

[opaque tartan]

Like a Star Wars character

[elder shale]

It's 11 pm and I've been meaning to go play something for like 3 hours

Now I'm too sleepy

As in 3 Doors Down Kryptonite?

Nice

[opaque tartan]

@void plank please play the banjo

At my funeral

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/banjo-deliverance-sad-guitar-gif-14638613

[opaque tartan]

Doxxed

Start learning before I die

Ya got a purdy mouth boy

Dude...

Deliverance is a documentary of your people

Please watch it

Hahahaha

It's a good film though

Young Burt Reynolds 👀

[elder shale]

I haven't rewatched Deliverance in a good few years now

[opaque tartan]

Squeal like a pig

Probably not but it's used

[elder shale]

Well uh,

gonna snooze - y'all have a good day.

[opaque tartan]

Slope well

Did you hear the one in Sucker Punch?

https://youtu.be/pJTSHWwidjY

If you haven't watched it

Dude

It's brutal but beautiful

[clever vessel]

👨‍👦

whoa delicious

[opaque tartan]

What happened to zug

Has he retired?

[clever vessel]

where is zug good question

[opaque tartan]

Is this your final form?

[clever vessel]

i have evolved

lol

[opaque tartan]

Hahahaha

But not our hearts

Oh Grim

Time for a beer I think

[clever vessel]

now you know

what kinda beer

[opaque tartan]

zug's government name is cockney rhyming slang

[opaque tartan]

Wut u got?

[ruby bay]

I did an online autism test

[clever vessel]

water

[opaque tartan]

Are you Web MD Autistic now?

[clever vessel]

how’d you score, Joe

[ruby bay]

Both time it hinted that I had autism lol

[clever vessel]

nice

congrats

[opaque tartan]

It's a good thing imo

Last night I got exposed because apparently I don't see obvious signs

And was called autistic

[ruby bay]

I'm actually thinking of doing a real test

[clever vessel]

if you think you might be

could be a good thing to know

[opaque tartan]

All I want to know is

Where is zug?

[ruby bay]

The threshold total score was 65 and I scored 130

[opaque tartan]

You're double autistic

You're cooler than everyone else now

Personally I think it's a gift

[ruby bay]

Do I get any benefits?

[opaque tartan]

Depends on your government

[native relic]

you qualify for disability in work enviroments

...i need to look into that

(i am also autistic)

[opaque tartan]

Where is Dracon?

[ruby bay]

If I get confirmed I'm printing out an autism card that I can whip out , at any moment

[opaque tartan]

That's abuse

[ruby bay]

@native relic what test did you take to get confirmed?

[native relic]

it cost like $230 and was a medical/psych test

[ruby bay]

God damn that's a lot of money

[native relic]

it was

[ruby bay]

Like 690 loaves of bread here

[wicked jackal]

Oh wow, that’s espensive

[opaque tartan]

....

690....

[ruby bay]

A bit more

The currency is fucked

[opaque tartan]

Yes it is

[ruby bay]

It went from 1.7 to 3 in few years

[opaque tartan]

Leisure Suit Lari

[native relic]

i have my Autism Papers somewhere, need to find those

[ruby bay]

Why do I recognize that

[native relic]

it's been years

[hallow isle]

S2 of the Witcher is so fucking good

[opaque tartan]

Old game and your currency

[ruby bay]

I recognize the old game

[opaque tartan]

It's a classic

The names are all puns

[ruby bay]

Mate that's nsfw

[opaque tartan]

I still have the first one somewhere

My dad gave it to me...

[ruby bay]

I recognize that from gog

[opaque tartan]

It's the same age rating as GTA, GoW etc

[ruby bay]

I grew up with contra

[opaque tartan]

Also depends what work is

Contra is great

Was it Bionic Commando that got a bad 3D remake?

Oh yes it was

[clever vessel]

imagine only buying loaves of bread

[opaque tartan]

No butter or cheese

Kinda fail tbh

[limber fractal]

omg omg omg

[clever vessel]

ban

[limber fractal]

you back

[clever vessel]

Red

[limber fractal]

i heart

[opaque tartan]

No Red

[clever vessel]

thank yee

[opaque tartan]

This is zach

It's not zug

[limber fractal]

[clever vessel]

same thing

[opaque tartan]

How dare you use my face

[clever vessel]

can i get nate emoji

[ruby bay]

I remember the CRT monitor I had

[clever vessel]

i will be Nate emoji nft

[limber fractal]

[ruby bay]

Fucken hell I was a peasant

[limber fractal]

man, you should make nft artsies

[opaque tartan]

Makin money out of me eh

I'm fine with it

Hook pp

[clever vessel]

controversial topic, but i got into that stuff months back and felt like i was selling my soul

[opaque tartan]

Can you but lend me some of your soul?

[clever vessel]

mine!

[limber fractal]

you so wonderful

[opaque tartan]

https://c.tenor.com/_hNOjuqJ60MAAAAM/shang-tsung-your-soul-is-mine.gif

[limber fractal]

@clever vessel didn't you have top gek role before? 🧐

[opaque tartan]

Cop Gek

[clever vessel]

I did

[ruby bay]

Man I think I should just make some shitty jpegs and sell em on opensea

[opaque tartan]

Poo pics will be the next big thing

[lucid granite]

what the heck

[clever vessel]

if you gonna do it at least make something that you put effort into

unlike a lot of nfts

[lucid granite]

WOAH

Zug's yellow!

[clever vessel]

am i

[limber fractal]

[clever vessel]

hi superfire

[opaque tartan]

I've seen some good ones but also a mate is selling some shit fractal art for money

[lucid granite]

hi zug

[opaque tartan]

I know it's harsh to call it shit

But it's shit

[limber fractal]

yay, Zuggie's top gek again

[ruby bay]

My dad apparently knew bitcoins creator

[clever vessel]

wait how’d you fix me

[opaque tartan]

And so little effort

[lucid granite]

wait didn't u leave the server?

[opaque tartan]

Nobody can fix me, lucky you

[opaque tartan]

zug is still gone

[lucid granite]

oh 😔

[opaque tartan]

This is zach, my second discord account

[limber fractal]

[clever vessel]

haha

[lucid granite]

Nate = Zach

[jaunty copper]

Like a hand puppet

[limber fractal]

Nato

[lucid granite]

but does Zach = Nate?

[clever vessel]

pand huppet

I’m glad i’m here so i can make you guys question reality again

[lucid granite]

i've missed your awe inspiring presence, zug

[opaque tartan]

Pfff, your foot pics don't make me question anything

[clever vessel]

you’re not crossing your eyes hard enough to see through the veil

I have thousands of toes

[opaque tartan]

My eyes are not evolved enough

@limber fractal can see all the toes

[lucid granite]

Is Red seeing my toes?? 😳

[ruby bay]

Hwat?

[clever vessel]

Red is the toe expert

[opaque tartan]

Every
Single
One

[lucid granite]

😳 😳 😳 😳

[inner belfry]

🐾

👣

[limber fractal]

kitty toe toes

[clever vessel]

hi lilly

[opaque tartan]

Hack and slash looter

Gearbox published it...

Thank fuck they only published it

[inner belfry]

Oh Hi!

[clever vessel]

I’m curious about the Wonderland spin-off

from Gearbox

[inner belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/4d3d3d3engaged-toe-beans-kitten-cute-kitten-cute-animals-gif-13574481

TOE BEANS

[opaque tartan]

Oh hullo Lillyo

[wicked jackal]

I am being hypnotized by this

[clever vessel]

hmm? Valve made Half Life

[opaque tartan]

Nah just Blue Shift I think

They also made.... Colonial Marines

https://c.tenor.com/NdJ-pIhZgdIAAAAM/nope-no.gif

[clever vessel]

that game looked highly skippable

[wicked jackal]

Oh, oh no

[civic ferry]

MAXIMUM BEANS

[lucid granite]

why does it have so much foot?

[civic ferry]

Polydactyl

[night bobcat]

Pterodactyl

[clever vessel]

that’s a lot of beans

[limber fractal]

omg my heart

[opaque tartan]

I wish I could skip the months of my life wasted on it

[civic ferry]

It's a common mutation in cats

[limber fractal]

[clever vessel]

seems like it is a good mutation

[civic ferry]

They just get extra toes, without much of a downside beyond a bit more clumsiness afaik

[lucid granite]

i do not like mutation

it's odd to me

[clever vessel]

haha

[limber fractal]

totally you

[clever vessel]

that’s spot on perspective wise

[lucid granite]

:3

[opaque tartan]

I'm a fkn mess today

My back hurts

Held down by Chun Li thighs

[ruby bay]

Hwat?

[clever vessel]

why does Chun have you within the grasp of his thighs?

[opaque tartan]

Cuddles that's why

[ruby bay]

Ain't Chun Li a woman?

[opaque tartan]

People need those

[opaque tartan]

Yes

[inner belfry]

POLYDACTYL CUTIE

[opaque tartan]

Father was murdered by Vega/Bison

[clever vessel]

oh i was thinking of another character

[opaque tartan]

https://youtu.be/iVzAMmpMra8

[ruby bay]

My phone has a bedtime mode where everything goes black and white

[opaque tartan]

Windows has night light also

All phones are supposed to have it now because of digital wellbeing

Same with audio

[ruby bay]

That makes everything dehydrated piss color

[opaque tartan]

Yeah but saves your eyes

[opaque tartan]

MA BOY

Fuck yeah

Totally related

[dusty magnet]

😎

[opaque tartan]

Such a handsome lad

[dusty magnet]

Damn I'm hairy

[opaque tartan]

Hey

Some people can't grow a beard

[dusty magnet]

Suckers

[opaque tartan]

You should count yourself lucky

[opaque tartan]

IKR, their life is bad

[dusty magnet]

When have beard

Life is gud

[opaque tartan]

I live the gorilla life

[lucid granite]

swag

[dusty magnet]

Ur swag

[lucid granite]

😳

[lucid granite]

oh believe you me

i will

[dusty magnet]

Thank you inspirobot

[opaque tartan]

How dare you!

[sterile tartan]

[dusty magnet]

FUCK I forgot to defrost my chicken

Shitbiscuits

[ruby bay]

I've figured out how to use IRC

[opaque tartan]

Ya know hwut @sterile tartan , just for that, take this

[opaque tartan]

Welcome to my childhood

[sterile tartan]

Oh no, my weakness

[opaque tartan]

Revenge is sweet

[ruby bay]

It's still alive lol

[opaque tartan]

I can imagine how salty things are on IRC

Like sourceforge

Old grumpy people on the internet

@dusty magnet

Well dayum

[dusty magnet]

Dude

What

I want rhat

Fuck you now I wanna go mountain biking

[opaque tartan]

Same

I need to service mine though

[dusty magnet]

Mine too. I've got a flat that I've been neglecting to deal with

Need to tune the brakes too

[opaque tartan]

Want this

Spectral CF Trail

[dusty magnet]

Damn that's good lookin

How's the riding in UK?

[opaque tartan]

29"

[opaque tartan]

Really good up north

I lived in the Peak District for a while and it's amazing

And in Scotland you have Fort William

Bruh

[dusty magnet]

I bet it's beautiful

[opaque tartan]

https://youtu.be/Xm95WOOPvGU

Scotland is one of the most beautiful places on Earth

[civic ferry]

Chun LI is a pair of sapient legs

As far as visual design goes 🙄

[opaque tartan]

Don't forget those hair buns

Iconic

@dusty magnet watch some Danny Hart videos when you get sad
https://youtu.be/vIrnJCRDj4s

Or MacAskill

[dusty magnet]

You ever watch Danny mcaskill?

Oh haha

[opaque tartan]

Ma bro

ofc

[dusty magnet]

Can zink?

Can*

[opaque tartan]

Danny is a legend

[dusty magnet]

Cam

He's fucking insane

[opaque tartan]

Not watched much Cam but yes

And the new Red Bull jump they're doing in Germany

I'll find the video

[dusty magnet]

Ooh I haven't seen that yet

I used to follow redbull rampage pretty closely but I haven't in a while

[opaque tartan]

@dusty magnet

[dusty magnet]

WHATTTT

That's sick as fuck

[opaque tartan]

Doooood

[dusty magnet]

The tire mark underneath it lmao

Love it

[opaque tartan]

Yeah they have to mark it I think

It's great

Bike go brrr

@dusty magnet this is way more insanely cool though

I'd love to try a wingsuit

Fred Fugen

[dusty magnet]

Dude yeah no kidding. Wingsuits are fucking crazy

[opaque tartan]

You have to do over 50 skydives or something

Dunno if things have changed

[dusty magnet]

I wanna go skydiving so bad

[opaque tartan]

@dusty magnet

[dusty magnet]

Fuck sake man imagine getting to fly around the pyramids

[opaque tartan]

Next level

[dusty magnet]

You've beat life at that point

Like you win

[opaque tartan]

Flying around most things tbh

Skyscrapers...

They do a lot in Dubai

[civic ferry]

Is this a wholesome challenge

I present: adopted lobster
https://youtu.be/9sI7WveN7vk

[opaque tartan]

Homer Simpson did that

Aka Bee's Dad

[dusty magnet]

Dude imagine

Lmfao

I do watch a lot of Simpsons

In fact I think I'll go home and do that right now

[scarlet gorge]

My mother painted me bold and brash

[inner belfry]

boiga

it's random cute cat pic

[dusty magnet]

I mean, it's definitely not good

[silent wagon]

Witcher s2 time

[dusty magnet]

Oh shit good call

[opaque tartan]

@hallow isle Chuck Berry's face when Yoko starts singing
https://youtu.be/-F5hv8hgLCE

@limber fractal @sterile tartan @elder shale OMG Siberian Flying Squirrels

[sterile tartan]

Eeeeee

[dim egret]

And i am satisfied with Spiderman

[hallow isle]

I love this video. I'll watch it every time it's posted.

I think she gets a lot of undeserved hate but this shit right here...

[dry bison]

Redbull: Paying people to piss on your grave for likes.

I can just see the next Redbull campaign running parkour through a cemetary hopping from gravestone to gravestone.

[opaque tartan]

Cool

[dim egret]

@void plankvery good

[opaque tartan]

No hate for Yoko, she started screamo

[dim egret]

spiderman spoilers ||get mad pranked bro||

[night bobcat]

I can't they don't get marked for me

[dry bison]

Meh I hate the way posting works sometimes....

[jaunty copper]

Or just don’t tempt fate

[sterile tartan]

I am slightly concerned

[wicked jackal]

More than slightly

A bot makes these lmao

[sterile tartan]

Yeah

I'm choosing to take this personally even though it isn't about me

[sterile tartan]

I've decided to exclusively use the Christmas card version until after Christmas lmao

[dry bison]

Christmas Card version?

[sterile tartan]

https://xmascardbot.com/

It is in fact. Also inspiro

[dry bison]

haha

It screams I am Santa Claus. Give me you....

[sterile tartan]

It does get just as concerning, and some of the backgrounds are the same
Like the kitten and Santa hat one. Any that look remotely festive are repeated from the original

But both of them have existed since 2015. And I'm a little sad it took me this long to find this one

[dry bison]

ha ha ha

[sterile tartan]

Lol

[jaunty copper]

#goals

[dry bison]

When you want to sing songs of comfort and joy, don't forget to rid yourself of your gag reflex

[sterile tartan]

[dry bison]

Don't be original, just save Christmas.

[sterile tartan]

If you laugh at candy canes, try not to commercialize your friends

[steep pagoda]

Lol

[dry bison]

Oh wow. This got dark.

[sterile tartan]

Wake up on Christmas morning, obey Santa, and eat more reindeer

[dry bison]

Don't eat meat. Eat happiness

[sterile tartan]

Satan is here to bring you an angel

[sterile tartan]

Oh I see

only astronauts think they can recycle Santa's lap

[dry bison]

I've noticed once I start down that rabbit hole I have to consciously stop myself or I could inspirobot for hours.

[sterile tartan]

I kinda do Inspirobot for hours

[sterile tartan]

[ocean pebble]

Are these AI-generated holiday quotes?

[sterile tartan]

Yup

[sterile tartan]

The link is here if you're curious @ocean pebble

[ocean pebble]

Oh lets see what I get

[night bobcat]

Inspiro bot is a trip

[sterile tartan]

Yeah

[ocean pebble]

Telling me to haunt my family

[sterile tartan]

Beautiful

[ocean pebble]

What are you trying to tell me?

Stealing is good or something?

[sterile tartan]

Stealing is the only answer

[ocean pebble]

😔

Thanks bot

[night bobcat]

Oof

[sterile tartan]

do the opposite of what you set out to do

may your future bring you mortality

[ocean pebble]

Santa is a much older being than any of us could have imagined

[sterile tartan]

Santa is the oldest

Don't obey your guests. Be a naughty Santa

[sterile tartan]

Welp

[ocean pebble]

I love this bot

[sterile tartan]

the difference between a season greeting and a secret identity is that a secret identity is a whore

http://Inspirobot.me

Here's the original

@ocean pebble

[ocean pebble]

Oh nice

Lets see what this one gives me

[sterile tartan]

Feel lonely
I'm still on Xmas cards

[ocean pebble]

Jesus

This thing is odd

[sterile tartan]

Yup

[ocean pebble]

“Lets make drug abuse a trending topic in social media”

[sterile tartan]

Don't be alarmed when it freaks out. It's programmed to act like it's breaking out

[ocean pebble]

Yea

Bit too late to ask that my guy

[sterile tartan]

I only warn people cuz it actually scared one of my friends the first time they saw it lmao

Yeahhh

I wish you a mediocre Christmas

[sterile tartan]

Pfff

your dad wants you to have insanity

[ocean pebble]

Oh my this one is amazing

[sterile tartan]

That picture though

[ocean pebble]

That’s what sells it

[sterile tartan]

Yes

Santa Claus is the truth

[ocean pebble]

Santa deniers seething rn

“A vacation can make you become president”

[sterile tartan]

Santa Claus can be not very creative

I'll go back to obsessing over the normal one after Christmas

[ocean pebble]

How do you make the messages like that?

[sterile tartan]

This and a space after it

Wow

It's >

And space

[ocean pebble]

hello

[fickle obsidian]

> spaaaaaceeeee

[ocean pebble]

Ah

Got it

[sterile tartan]

> like this

Yeah

Awesome

[ocean pebble]

Don’t be sterile. Its not amusing.

[sterile tartan]

Lmao

[ocean pebble]

Don’t be your wife.

[sterile tartan]

be a coward

Before the Christmas themed tie, comes a lot of sacrifices

[ocean pebble]

Why did it have to do this to me?

You really are a sissy. Oh yes. A sissy.

[sterile tartan]

Lmao

It can be kiiiinda mean sometimes

[ocean pebble]

Sacrifice the mountains

What does this mean?

A question

That may never be answered

Oh it just flipped out for the first time

[sterile tartan]

Talk to the feast

It only has the blue ocean background for three quotes btw

[ocean pebble]

Yea

When the quote generating AI has lore

[sterile tartan]

Live forever. Don't look for the elves

[ocean pebble]

The military industrial complex. It’s a theory made up by some drunk in a pub.

[sterile tartan]

don't realize you have a Santaesque physique. Dress proper

Look at drinking

[ocean pebble]

A wild cat is 1 percent self-deception, and 99 percent a weapon.

[sterile tartan]

Hehe

I like that one

Also it's pretty common that I start a wall of Inspirobot quotes in here. It's fun every time

[ocean pebble]

Oh my lord

This one is interesting

To say the least

To become president, there is only one possibility; be inbred.

[sterile tartan]

Oof

I accidentally refreshed my page. I was trying to stay on one session as long as possible lol

[sterile tartan]

[ocean pebble]

Good question

[sterile tartan]

Red noses are insane

[night bobcat]

Hey

[sterile tartan]

Take it up with the bot

[night bobcat]

I will!

[ocean pebble]

Cya

[sterile tartan]

Have fun making fudge!

[sterile tartan]

I feel like if you don't say no to the cake, bad things happen...

[ocean pebble]

This one made me laugh so hard because of its threatening aura

[sterile tartan]

There's a Mindfulness mode. In which you can listen to it attempt to do a meditation type thing

The Christmas one doesn't have it but I don't see why it would, so it's fine lol

[dim egret]

where is @safe path ???

[sterile tartan]

Get annoyed about peace on earth and ho ho ho!

The only way for you to fully understand jingle bells is through pi

[ocean pebble]

Be average and shut your mouth

[sterile tartan]

If you are psychic, why not try to do the dishes on Christmas Eve?

[ocean pebble]

Humanity rocks

InspiroBot is based confirmed

[safe path]

Where is @dim egret ???

[ocean pebble]

A big applause to all crabs, for being so beautiful.

[sterile tartan]

I like that one

[ocean pebble]

What do you mean where are they?

[safe path]

Anyone seen @dim egret ?

[sterile tartan]

I lied about only using the Christmas one. I can't. Have to go back to the original

[ocean pebble]

I don’t recall seeing any messages by them @safe path

[sterile tartan]

If people tell you that you can't travel to Mars, surrender

[safe path]

Oh they did, I am just messing with him by pinging @dim egret till he responds because he pinged me at 1057 lol

[ocean pebble]

Oh lol

[sterile tartan]

A daughter might be a boss. It is also a light

[ocean pebble]

People are actually the snails of god

Gentlemen unite! Join forces in order to prevent efficiency!

[sterile tartan]

between coincidence and a projector is an insane person

[ocean pebble]

To a lot of people, “prison” is synonymous with “fairytale land”

[sterile tartan]

POTENTIAL
Can you do it without ear wax?

[ocean pebble]

Being average is surprisingly similar to being burned at the stake

[safe path]

@dim egret why you ping and no answer xD

[sterile tartan]

once a vegetable follower, always a vegetable follower

[dim egret]

@safe path furry

[ocean pebble]

Man this thing just threw a well crafted insult at me

[sterile tartan]

Lmao, it's good at that

[ocean pebble]

You’re pretty much as valuable as herpes

That was it

[safe path]

Yeah? Well you are too xD

[dim egret]

Says who?

@ocean pebble if you were a spice youd be flour

[ocean pebble]

:(

[dim egret]

@safe path how is i a furry?

[sterile tartan]

a telemarketer is a telemarketer, and an artist is an artist. Like your mother

[safe path]

You know how lol

[sterile tartan]

This one requires the background

[ocean pebble]

Create politicians

[sterile tartan]

one fish on your head is worse than one hundred in your pants

[ocean pebble]

Death is usually so-so

[dim egret]

@safe path i really dont

[ocean pebble]

Unleash your girlfriend

[sterile tartan]

The fish one also has the background from the don't be someone else quote

Oops I completely.issed the BAD GRAMMAR

"One fish on your head is worse than a hundred in you our pants"
There

[sterile tartan]

Side note
I can do a sort of wookiee noise. It isn't actually but I recently figured out how to do it on purpose instead of only when I yawn. But APPARENTLY if I do it for a bit it makes my throat raw

"why not visualize molten rock?"

"in order to achieve mainstream recognition, one has to eat eggs"

[dusty magnet]

yall ever eat the sticker on an apple

yummy

[ocean pebble]

Boys can be like countries. Just kidding.

First they dream of you, then they shout at you, and then they give you a law degree.

[sterile tartan]

investigate nothing

[ocean pebble]

Bro what

The image

The text

[sterile tartan]

being a human is actually a form of hoarding

Feed inner child to shark. Got it

[safe path]

Why is everyone talking in quotes lol

[sterile tartan]

Inspirobot

But we don't wanna flood the chat with tons of images

[ocean pebble]

There is a close link between genius and body odor

[sterile tartan]

when in doubt, tell yourself that you are hot
What is that? Actual inspiration from Inspirobot???

Mmkay I'm gonna stop now lmao

[ocean pebble]

Ok

[spare harbor]

Dehumanize your inner child, be human

Check

[ocean pebble]

Same here

[dim egret]

Dang it Natani

[sterile tartan]

You do t have to stop, if you don't want. I just know I can go on and on for literally hours on inspiro

[spare harbor]

The interesting thing is, a childs intellect is very close to a animals

So its a strange statement

Also, my friends dog outsmarted his wife, by rehiding the chips she hid from him

Absolutely precious

Although the dogs intellect is mildly frieghtening

[ocean pebble]

What kind of dog is it?

[pliant fjord]

Astronomy Pic of the Day: Planetary Alignment over Italy

Explanation: It is not a coincidence that planets line up. That's because all of the planets orbit the Sun in (nearly) a single sheet called the plane of the ecliptic. When viewed from inside that plane -- as Earth dwellers are likely to do -- the planets all appear confined to a single band. It is a coincidence, though, when three of the brightest planets all appear in nearly the same direction. Such a coincidence was captured earlier this month. Featured above (right to left), Venus, Saturn, and Jupiter were all imaged together in a line just after sunset, from the San Fermo Hills, Bergamo, Italy. Joining the alignment are Earth's Moon, and the position of the more distant Uranus. Bands of clouds streak across the sky toward the setting Sun. As...

[spare harbor]

Its a terrier Doggos

Some sort of cross

Id guess a jack russel and something else

[opaque tartan]

@dusty magnet https://instagram.com/singervehicledesign

[dusty magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/parks-and-rec-andy-dwyer-chris-pratt-jaw-drop-shocked-gif-4421172

[dim egret]

spoiler alert

https://tenor.com/view/science-gif-22932012

too hard too soon

dont worry

happens to the best of us

[spare harbor]

I just did peanut butter fudge a few days back!

So easy to make

[safe path]

Diarrhea is hereditary

[ocean pebble]

So you fudged the first batch of fudge

Nice

Except also not

[spare harbor]

Generally my fudge is 4 ingredients

Yeah mines far more forgiving

I use white chocolate bars, melted down, add peanut butter to the mix, mix tell smooth. The bars have a ingredient in them that helps it stay fluid, then I mix in Sweetened condensed milk

This mixture is then cooled in a pan in the fridge

perfect every time

Every bit as smooth as the more complex recipes

Mind you the bars I use are specific

yeah the nice thing with the bars is

it has all those ingredients pre added

[ocean pebble]

Do you use a specific brand of chocolate bars?

[spare harbor]

So it cuts down the process

yes Doggos

[ocean pebble]

What brand?

[spare harbor]

its local made chocolate

[ocean pebble]

Oh

[spare harbor]

Renin

hehe

Shes a master chocolate makes

[ocean pebble]

Would any brand work though?

[spare harbor]

Not so much in my recipe Grim.

Hrmm

You could substitue it with white chocolate chips

No problem

[ocean pebble]

Probably, may give it a shot at some point

[spare harbor]

Just get a bowl, add a bag of chocolatew chips, 3/4 cup peanut butter, melt slowly 30 seconds in microwave, stir, 30, stir, should be done, add vanilla if desired, then add Sweetened condensed milk, 1 can, mix, pour into pan. Set in fridge, 3 hours in a 8x8 pan

hehe

OH! put wax paper, greased, into the bottom of pan

[ocean pebble]

We in the same timezone

[spare harbor]

Man, i wish you could try my fudge Grim

Ive been making this recipe 20 years

Oregon hehe

[ocean pebble]

Texas, you?

[spare harbor]

Were all over the place lol

[ocean pebble]

👍

Yea

[spare harbor]

Yuppers

[ocean pebble]

We’ve only been talking a few minutes and I wanna try your fudge lol

[spare harbor]

Man, Im having some of this fudge now. The way this stuff sets its so weirdly smooth

Like melt in your mouth

Hehe, I love this time of year Doggos

I love baking

Tomorrow is cinnamon roll day!

[ocean pebble]

Sulphur..? As in that’s the name of your town?

[spare harbor]

Oh oh! Grim! I master a deep dish crust!

Yeah Sulphur, one of the most polluted cities in the usa

I did some digging on your city grim

Its absolutely terrible

[ocean pebble]

Yeah

[spare harbor]

I cant blame you

It has so many health issues

everyone dies of cancer eventually

Reminds me of the city up north in oregon with the paper plant

Absolutely reeks

[ocean pebble]

Yeah the Texas-Louisiana border has a lot of refineries in that general area

Because theres a ton of them in the areas around Beaumont

[spare harbor]

Hrmm, ill tell you one factory I loooooved was the mango drying plant i lived by in cebu philippines

Fricking heck that smell was good

[ocean pebble]

Unlike most factories

[spare harbor]

yeah, totally funny how that one factory was nice to live by

Not to mention you could go by it and buy bulk dry mango

SO good

[ocean pebble]

Sounds good

[dusty magnet]

I found super nice wireless noise-canceling headphones in my garage the other day and I'm v happy

[spare harbor]

I bet!

[ocean pebble]

Just sitting in there?

[spare harbor]

Remember that sound you heart earlier this week of f-15s bee?

I can confirm they were

[dusty magnet]

Yep

[spare harbor]

2 of them

They sonic boomed off the shore of oregon in training excercises

[ocean pebble]

Huh. The amount of things you forget even existed that you just find one day.

[dusty magnet]

Well they uh

They were someone elses

[ocean pebble]

Oh well

[spare harbor]

Yup, I said that earlier Grim. Ive been by the paper plant in oregon

it reeks

[dusty magnet]

Sup grim

[ocean pebble]

I’d say i’m lucky I live in the suburbs in the Houston area instead of in the areas with a ton of refineries

[spare harbor]

I never knew how many kinds of mangos existed tell I went to the philippines. Some are even sweet

Dozens of varieties

Hehe

[dusty magnet]

...are mangos normally not sweet?

[spare harbor]

Its ok, we are talking fast

No usually bee

The kind which arent are very sour

Usually used for specific foods

SUPER healthy though

[ocean pebble]

Oh wow

[dusty magnet]

I feel like mangos are mostly sweet

[spare harbor]

This is oddly engaging conversation btw tonight. Your a weclome inclusion Doggos

[ocean pebble]

Thanks

[spare harbor]

😄

[dusty magnet]

Agreed.

Now leave 😈

[spare harbor]

LOl

[dusty magnet]

https://c.tenor.com/ZPAN84bDWQsAAAAM/joke.gif

[ocean pebble]

Ik you were joking but I may do that soon

It is 1:30 in the morning after all

[dusty magnet]

Damn these headphones are sweet

Free $200 headphones 🤷

Can't complain

[spare harbor]

Yeah definitely not

[dusty magnet]

Bob Iver time

Bob*

Bon*

[spare harbor]

OH OH! I managed to replace my headphone earpads with the precise model they had when I bought them. I AM SO HAPPY!

I have a uncle there Grim!

[ocean pebble]

One of my Aunts lives in Dallas

[spare harbor]

ha

I have a lot of family in tx

Mostly in the north areas though. Boondocks

[dusty magnet]

Dallas is only a few hours away from me

[ocean pebble]

Texas is a good state to live in, all things considered

[dusty magnet]

Actually like an hour

[spare harbor]

Dallas oregon that is

😛

[dusty magnet]

Yep

XD

[spare harbor]

I know the city

😛

[dusty magnet]

That's where I got my rv

[spare harbor]

Honestly, I really would love to meet you bee

next time you drive south we should have lunch

[dusty magnet]

Yeah that may be fun

[ocean pebble]

What’s with the emojis lol

[dusty magnet]

Whale shit

Well shit

[ocean pebble]

Ah

Yea

[spare harbor]

Only 505 hours ok ark doggos? Man your a lightweight 😛

[dusty magnet]

@clever vessel how is the transformation going

Oh he prolly sleeping

[ocean pebble]

How many hours you got?

[dusty magnet]

Hours in what?

[spare harbor]

well I have two accounts, 3.5kish on one 6k on the other

[ocean pebble]

Ark: Survival Evolved

Game

[spare harbor]

So shy of 10k

[ocean pebble]

Bro

[spare harbor]

I ran a server, so that has a lot to do with why i have so many hours

LOL

[ocean pebble]

I spend a ton of time playing games and none of them have more than 1k

[spare harbor]

Eh, not many have less then 1k for me

[ocean pebble]

Idk how you people manage those insane numbers

[dusty magnet]

I rarely get past like 150 hours in a game

I'm also 99% sure it's cause I have ADHD and really nothing can hold my attention for very long

[spare harbor]

Man, Im surprised I have 110 hours on cyberpunk

[dusty magnet]

I have the attention span of a goldfish

[spare harbor]

I really did like cyberpunk

Im a oddball lol

I have the attention span of a tortise

Rock!stares for 10 years Yup thats a rock

Hrmm

Let me check how many i have on nms

....

1295 hours on nms

[mint spear]

4

oh nevermind

i was close though

[spare harbor]

Im a bit surprised I didnt have more

lol

[dusty magnet]

Good try lily

Have y'all played tarkov

[mint spear]

Maybe next time

[ocean pebble]

Hehe

[spare harbor]

Man, nms has paid itself off in spades

[ocean pebble]

I have the funny number of hours in nms

[spare harbor]

Amazing 1295 hours

[dusty magnet]

https://c.tenor.com/zLQ24km5TscAAAAM/evil-smile-got-em.gif

[ocean pebble]

The one less than 400

[mint spear]

ah

399

[ocean pebble]

No

[mint spear]

398?

[ocean pebble]

But good guess

[spare harbor]

Lol

[spare harbor]

I love you all.

[ocean pebble]

Lower than 70

[dusty magnet]

60

[mint spear]

68

[ocean pebble]

Lower than 70 higher than 68

[mint spear]

68.5

[spare harbor]

I never did get into tarkov, I have a lot lot looooot of friends who do

[ocean pebble]

And not a decimal

Or fraction

[dusty magnet]

https://youtu.be/MYYlvMn3khE

It's an ultra realistic shooter. It's fucking insane

[ocean pebble]

Do tell

Ah

[mint spear]

i’ve heard things about it

[dusty magnet]

It's.... Hard

[mint spear]

none of my friends really play it but the ONE who did was passionate

they told me how it was one of the best games ever and uhh i dunno

[dusty magnet]

I was playing earlier and I got shot at and died before I even registered that I was being shot at

[spare harbor]

Its weird, a friend who barely plays fps games tried tarkov and she murders folks. Apparently she out thinks people well.

That says a lot about the game

its a thinkers shooter

[dusty magnet]

It's a very strategic game

[ocean pebble]

What about Dark Souls? Any of y’all played any of those?

[dusty magnet]

Sup nate

[spare harbor]

No dark souls for me, not my style

[ocean pebble]

Ah

[spare harbor]

OK! I must go to bed

[opaque tartan]

@dusty magnet yo bruv, I'll ping my mate that plays Tarkov, you should jump in with him

[ocean pebble]

Oh

[spare harbor]

We will talk about later

[ocean pebble]

Goodnight Jahnri

Ttyl

[spare harbor]

ALso good morning nate and goodnight

😄

Night doggos!~

[opaque tartan]

Take it easy mate 💜

[ocean pebble]

I suppose I will go as well