#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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jovial dragon
opaque tartan
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Such a sweet young lad

zenith pebble
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and im not saying all low pay workers are dummies, but you have higher odds, some are unbeliveable as well

zenith pebble
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absurd, fuck off indeed

dry bison
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Company owner wanted me to write a report on financials for cost savings behind my managers back. I wrote it, she found it and she claimed it as her own. Fuck bosses 😛

jovial dragon
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I didn't wanna deal with it.

jovial dragon
dry bison
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To be fair the company owner was a multimillionaire asshole running monopolies like candy to avoid taxation

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He liked to start shit

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Then watch it play out.

jovial dragon
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I mean, I'm not going to beat around the Bush anymore - I also own a company - we aren't all bad.

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Some of us are actually...y'know? Human.

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Others, I'm not so sure.

dry bison
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Ask guy. The hospitality industry is very....unique in the proportion of asshole to human that it possesses, because of its margins

jovial dragon
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Yeah, I bet.

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Fact is, if you treat your employees like shit, your business will founder.

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Might take a while, but word will get around.

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Our company HQ is in a town with 28,000 people, if I start treating my employees like shit, word will get around.

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Now granted I treat my execs like shit heh...

dry bison
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Then the businesses complain "Nobody wants to work for me!"...and ask for agencies to fill their ranks, which lowers the quality of employees....and this continues for a decade until even the agencies can't get people to work for them and the assholes in the workplace have to work more, so they quit and suddenly the business either goes under, moves to another region or surprisingly recovers

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Almost as if the business was suffering because of the assholes

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That was my last factory job

jovial dragon
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Exactly the problem in today's society.

dry bison
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Factory work was difficult, but it felt far more rewarding than doing finance reports.

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You get an immediate sense of pride

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Job well done

jovial dragon
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Yeah, I bet.

dry bison
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I have not done it in so long my hands are like butter.

jovial dragon
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My sister did that for a while until she got fired for some reason.

dry bison
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I used to be able to slap concrete with these callouses. Now I can't even withstand the force of a hair splinter

jovial dragon
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That long, huh?

dry bison
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Over ten years

elder shale
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Is there anything better than a chicken soup & a sandwich for dinner

dry bison
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I went from factory to finance overnight

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Ham and cheese sandwich?

elder shale
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Yes

jovial dragon
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Especially on a cold night.

dry bison
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I love chicken soup with croutons.

jovial dragon
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Ight that's nasty as fuck.

dry bison
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The croutons soak up the chicken soup so it becomes a chicken bread bowl

wheat wren
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👀 👌

jovial dragon
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Soggy bread?

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No ty.

zenith pebble
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garlic bread soup mmm?

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not for me lol

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im about to snap at this car dealership, they wont finish my inspection until the daytime running lights work

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AN OPTIONAL FEATURE THAT IS IN NO WAY A REQUIREMENT

elder shale
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uh

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no

dry bison
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Maybe they want your daytime running lights to work in case it gets foggy

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You wouldn't want to be crashed into someone that can't see your lights in silent hill

civic ferry
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Eh? Running lights are usually on the list

void plank
# zenith pebble AN OPTIONAL FEATURE THAT IS IN NO WAY A REQUIREMENT

I know the feeling... DOT inspections on trucks were hard core before they changed the law a couple years ago.... Even decorative lights added to the truck and trailer by the driver had to be in working order and a driver could be ticketed for each and every light that was out separately.... The law was changed a couple years ago to exclude decorative lights from the list....

fickle obsidian
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ever just have Russian music start playing in your head

dry bison
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never

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Unless it's rammstein

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nevermind

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that's german

terse cargo
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:|

dry bison
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Nope.

terse cargo
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i am offended

dry bison
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I'm upended

gusty aurora
opaque tartan
terse cargo
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only if rammstein is blasting from the speakers as we take London and integrate it as a part of the rheinland

dry bison
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Rheinland. The worst part of an orange.

fathom gazelle
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I really like Coke Zero. Tastes just like regular coke.
They rereleased it in a new can recently and slapped "Now more delicious!" on the box and cans.
What a lie. It's not. It's awful.
It tastes like you took regular coke and diet coke and mixed them into one drink. >:C
Why do they have to mess with things that are perfectly fine? :V

mint spear
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So they save money.

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🤑

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I can’t come up with a good mashup of Lily + some christmas story

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halloween was so much easier

fathom gazelle
# mint spear So they save money.

Losing customers with an extreme quality drop and word of mouth reducing their sales is gonna net them losses bigger than what they saved. But I can imagine some corporate executive asshat getting a raise/promotion for suggesting this choice in the first place anyway.

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But it's CokaCola, they couldn't care less

mint spear
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They have all data points that show the positives and negatives. Predicted customer drop is definitely counted for and most realistically, folk will just move to another coca cola owned brand.

fathom gazelle
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Probably. But not me, Coke Zero was the only coke product I bought.
So 👋 coke.

mint spear
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Sugar in food and drink is mandated here, Coke Zero is one of the few drinks that didn't get a recipe change when it became law.

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It's definitely one of my go to drinks when I'm desperate whilst out and about.

hallow isle
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I like it cause it's a good way to get more caffeine when you get to the point where more tea or coffee might make you feel unwell

void plank
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Is there a way for me to get my emergence emoji back instead of the pioneer one?

hallow isle
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I can remove the pioneer role

edgy egret
void plank
# hallow isle I can remove the pioneer role

It's fine would have to be changed back after beachhead and cartographer redo anyway... Will just wait for whatever expedition comes after Emergance... Didn't think of all this when I started trying to change it.

fathom gazelle
void plank
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Not making them go out of their way to do something like that for me lol

hallow isle
void plank
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It will be fine my OCD can just get over it lol.

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I need to think of a good Christmas name.

hallow isle
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GrinchMcReefer

void plank
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Hex could have just went with hex-mas and that would have worked lol.

void plank
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My phone's auto correct wanted to turn it into Grinch's reefer 😐

fathom gazelle
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Lily, hit me with more please :3

mint spear
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Kevin McCashelister

zenith pebble
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yeah these guys drivin me nuts with this crap MrGrinchReefer

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im callin the DMV on Monday to find out what the rule is lol

dim egret
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Spidey will be 150 minutes long

dry bison
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It's not the size that matters but in how you use it.

zenith pebble
fickle obsidian
zenith pebble
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i take every unclaimed hex key i see lol

void plank
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I have come to the conclusion that wall jumping in super Metroid is either impossible or is a missing mechanic that they forgot to put in the game and all videos showing it or either fake or mods.... 😠

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I want to kill my computer...

fickle obsidian
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are you using a controller, or...?

void plank
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Controller

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And using the d pad on the controller... I'm playing the original on an emulator...

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And its funny because my buddy swears it can be done grabs the controller says "like this" and he just falls off the wall... He spent a good 5 minutes trying over and over and couldn't get it to work... He beat it on the SNES console back in the day...

wicked jackal
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@frigid moat

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to explain

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I have this role because I made an NMS story analysis and review one time, I'm not actually that popular and most of my videos that have any views are from years ago, and I hate all of them lol

frigid moat
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I want to watch them

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Nevermind.

wicked jackal
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I can drop it in DM's

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sharing them in the server itself is kinda iffy

frigid moat
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Nah your YouTube is connected to discord

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You made a ou Pokémon tier list lol

wicked jackal
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yeahhh, it's old lol

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I still stand by a bit of it, but I would have added Landorous T in hindsight

frigid moat
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No idea what that is lol

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I have genuinely not a big idea of pokemon

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I played a few games and watched the anime but eh

wicked jackal
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I know a lot about Pokemon up until Gen 7

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Gen 8 is a fully no clue thing

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since I didn't play it

frigid moat
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I didn't know that Pokémon competitive was played in showdown for example

wicked jackal
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oh, Showdown is great, I spent way too much time on that around 2016-2018

frigid moat
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Until recently

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I did watch the new anime on Netflix and I kinda wanna watch more but they ain't releasing them. Big sad.

wicked jackal
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that's an oof and a half chief

fickle obsidian
wicked jackal
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I enjoyed Pokemon Generations a bit

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never been huge into the anime, but I think in general, Gen 6 had the highest effort writing

frigid moat
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I never watched alot of pokemon movies. I only watched the power of us and a bit of the lucario movie.

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The only Pokémon game I owned was Gen 6 and also oras

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I wanted to buy gen 8 but eh

wicked jackal
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my issue with Gen 8 was the lack of national dex, like a lot of others

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also, Dynamax turned me off the games a lot

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Gamefreak really just hit the ctrl+t button on photoshop and made everyone bigger

frigid moat
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Yeah it was rushed lol

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Should've given it another year.

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Dynamax is also a gimmick one time nuke button

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Atleast mega evolution was unique

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Dynamax is the definition of the barbarian idea of strong

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Bigger = stronger

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They even made fun of some of the failed aspects of the game in the anime.

sterile tartan
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This puzzle pic

fickle obsidian
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excellent

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imagine the hare seeing that and being like, "WTF"

sterile tartan
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Lmao, that would be amazing

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shit man, I didn't know we could use vehicles, damn

void plank
fickle obsidian
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Mm, I know some of the Metroid games have really finicky abilities like that

void plank
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The controls for it are stupid... Why didn't they just make it so I could hold d pad towards the wall and jump... You know.... Like ANY OTHER GAME....

fickle obsidian
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'cause it old

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That said, that makes me wonder what other games at the time may have had the same/similar ability, in which case...No excuses there, lol

void plank
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There were a few he's at the time that had a wall jump ability... And it was hold d pad towards the wall when you touch the wall you jump... This one... You have to "spin jump" to the wall once touching it push d pad away from the wall and before the animation changes back to normal hit the jump button.... The animation only changes for about half a second maybe less... And the "controller lag" from the SNES apparently carried over into the emulator... So I'm fighting that too...

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I'm taking a quick much needed break before I put a fist through my laptop.... 😠

sterile tartan
void plank
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But I have this thing where if I start a game I have to finish it... Regardless of how bad it is.... If I don't it bugs the hell out of me until i finish it... So I have to figure it out... If all else fails I'll use some game genie codes for jumping but I don't really like doing that...

void plank
sterile tartan
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I didn't! FrogBlush

dry bison
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Cuz I saw one!

void plank
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My buddies wife's handy work... The bow on the top she hand made herself.... My only contribution was going into the attic to get the lights for her.

sterile tartan
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It doesn't, unfortunately

void plank
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Will let my buddies wife know you said so!

sterile tartan
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Yeah! She deserves all the recognition for that tbh

void plank
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She said thank ya! And mentioned this time when she did it she got it right the first try. Last year when she did it she had to pull it all down and redo it 3 times because the sides were not even enough.

sterile tartan
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Oooo good job!!

void plank
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And as far as the bow goes she can make those in her sleep took her about 5 minutes.

sterile tartan
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Awesome! Must have lots of practice

void plank
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She likes doing arts and crafts type stuff

sterile tartan
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I'm kinda bad at most crafts things so it's amazing to me when people do cool things

void plank
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She takes all metal cups like the steel yetti cups and customizes them for people.

sterile tartan
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Cool!!!

void plank
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When I go inside I'll take a picture of one so you know what I mean by customizing

sterile tartan
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I just make melt and pour candles tmeowcoffee

void plank
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She also likes doing wood staining and stuff like that.

sterile tartan
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She sounds really cool

void plank
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@sterile tartan one she made for one of their kids

sterile tartan
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Thats adorable SparkleCat

void plank
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My buddy's (her husband)

sterile tartan
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Oooo

void plank
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And one of the many she made for herself lol you should see the looks she gets when people think she is drinking bleach! 🤣

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And that will be all for now so I don't get in trouble for spamming pictures..

sterile tartan
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Lmao

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Mmkay I'm gonna start dinner, I'll be back in a bit

void plank
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Cool

sterile tartan
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Mmkay so the chicken is taking forever to cook. As it does

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So I'm here anyway

void plank
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Lol

elder shale
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Damn it

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I finally had my sleeping schedule fixed

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Then Sea of Thieves happened

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It's 3 am now

void plank
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I finally got this damn wall jump figured out... Guess it is possible lol.. the rhythm of the button presses has to be perfect....

void plank
dry bison
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So you're good still

elder shale
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no

void plank
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Its 9pm here

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So even better

dry bison
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Sea of thieves didn't happen. Soul happened. I saw ya'll pirating together. I expected a shanty was just about to happen

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Did it?

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Shanty?

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Spirit did they sing!?

sterile tartan
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They played their instruments and the monkey danced but no singing

dry bison
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Not the first time.

sterile tartan
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Nope

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Not super recently

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Whatever seems interesting. Fantasy and sci fi mostly. Alt history fantasy, dystopian... That kinda thing

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Where can I watch it?

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Besides crunchyroll

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Ah

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I'll google

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Hulu. Wonderful. Well we'll see

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I've heard of that one

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Last one I watched was Durarara

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Eh as long as there's no weird romance stuff I'm fine with that

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Pfff twelve year olds make dick jokes all the time irl

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Hm

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Kids in adult survival situations isnt new in media at least

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Sounds spooky. Cool

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Google says that one is on Netflix. That's convenient

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I'll look for real tomorrow

sterile tartan
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Next monster is a go

lucid granite
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ooh

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he's beautiful

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really makes me want to quit smoking

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and i don't even smoke!

sterile tartan
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Interesting

sterile tartan
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Some progress

scarlet gorge
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It’s cute

sterile tartan
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It's a candy cane (technically) so you could probably eat it

fickle obsidian
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and then it...can eat you

sterile tartan
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Yep

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As is my custom with these. No more updates til it's doooone

sterile tartan
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Getting close to done

scarlet gorge
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Good

sterile tartan
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Need the ink to dry so I can erase the pencil, then finishing touches and stuff

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Next one is gonna be a Christmas tree

jovial dragon
sterile tartan
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Lol

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I'm not setting an amount or anything. I'm just doing them when I want to and seeing how many that creates SparkleCat

fickle obsidian
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i think. i may make food. 🤔

scarlet gorge
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It better be cute

sterile tartan
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It will be

fickle obsidian
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u better be cute, dave

sterile tartan
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They always are

scarlet gorge
jovial dragon
fickle obsidian
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excellent antialiasing yo

jovial dragon
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Working at almost 1am, started at 6am.

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Yay!

sterile tartan
fickle obsidian
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wat

jovial dragon
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???

fickle obsidian
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how & why

jovial dragon
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How? I just do?

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Why? Because I have to.

fickle obsidian
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6 am....to 1 am??

jovial dragon
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Yuh.

fickle obsidian
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is this like critical infrastructure kinda thing

jovial dragon
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Critic what

fickle obsidian
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like hospitals, emergency response, etc

jovial dragon
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Oh, ha, no.

scarlet gorge
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Your job is to stare at people isn’t it

jovial dragon
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I'm a Chief executive at a small business.

fickle obsidian
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no that's mine @scarlet gorge

scarlet gorge
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Ah of course my mistake

fickle obsidian
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do u dress as master chief @jovial dragon

jovial dragon
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Uh, no.

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Suit and tie usually does it.

fickle obsidian
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sad

jovial dragon
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Or half naked if I work from home.

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C-suite is such a fun job.

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I won't have to do this for long anyway - once my contract is up I told them I'm out.

fickle obsidian
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make sure to light something on fire on the way out

jovial dragon
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Can't really light my own business on fire, that's not very nice.

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Tempting though...

fickle obsidian
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well you could

jovial dragon
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Okay that's a lie.

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It's not mine.

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Belongs to my father and he's dead so

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Well that makes it mine doesn't it

fickle obsidian
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a memorial pyre if u will

jovial dragon
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Stick-ass-machine

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First three words that just came into my head, forgive me.

scarlet gorge
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I can light it on fire if you want me to

jovial dragon
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I see that got Dave's attention.

scarlet gorge
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I’ve been itching to burn something anyways

jovial dragon
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Minute he hears stick and ass hes interested.

fickle obsidian
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Dave is excellent with fire

jovial dragon
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What about explosives?

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I happen to have some not-so-legal C4 here.

scarlet gorge
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I’m good with explosives as well

jovial dragon
fickle obsidian
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perfect timing, i just finished a doughnut

jovial dragon
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What kind?

fickle obsidian
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plain

jovial dragon
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The hell you mean "plain"?

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Is it just bread?

sterile tartan
scarlet gorge
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Plain

scarlet gorge
jovial dragon
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eYeBalL

pliant fjordBOT
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sterile tartan
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Thanks Gunter

scarlet gorge
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Retnug sknaht

zenith pebble
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Ghanks Tunter

jovial dragon
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Thank you very cool.

fickle obsidian
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i guess that's what it's called?

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🤷

jovial dragon
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THEN SAY GLAZED DONUT YOU FREAK

fickle obsidian
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i eat'em don't name'em

jovial dragon
zenith pebble
jovial dragon
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What is that

zenith pebble
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thats a plain doughnut

scarlet gorge
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That’s against my religion

jovial dragon
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That better not be what I think it is

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Oh my fucking god

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Get out.

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OUT.

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OUT!!!!

fickle obsidian
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if i went to request doughnuts i genuinely wouldn't know what to say 😂

zenith pebble
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YOU ASKED FOR CLARIFICATION

scarlet gorge
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You disgust me

jovial dragon
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THANKS I HATE IT

fickle obsidian
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welcome to plain doughnuts

jovial dragon
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oh hey I'm undaunted now.

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Anyway, WHY

fickle obsidian
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that means you can play dauntless now

jovial dragon
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"plain" donut. My god.

zenith pebble
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i hate plain doughnuts too

sterile tartan
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I like plain cake donuts sometimes bloboohcry

jovial dragon
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That's against every religion.

zenith pebble
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but only when the other option is no doughnut

jovial dragon
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I'd rather no donut.

scarlet gorge
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Honestly

jovial dragon
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That's worse then grave descretion.

fickle obsidian
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see if i had just said glazed doughnut the universe would have branched and i would have entered a universe where that was the weird thing to say

jovial dragon
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Or grave robbing.

zenith pebble
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or just, a different conversation

fickle obsidian
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nope, gotta go with another universe

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it's the multiversal law

zenith pebble
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well yeah, but in a diff universe

jovial dragon
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Flashback to the time Nintendo was tweeting weird stuff.

fickle obsidian
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if you can't tell yet i'm trying to get the universes to intersect

jovial dragon
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That was the wrong server I just posted this in.

zenith pebble
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i mean, nintendo used to have some wild print ads

jovial dragon
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Uhm.

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I'm not sure what to say now.

fickle obsidian
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snake peekin' at booty

scarlet gorge
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Words

zenith pebble
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say nothing, play it cool

jovial dragon
fickle obsidian
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i'll play it cool when i'm in antarctica

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we should send all the ants there

zenith pebble
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all 7 continents

jovial dragon
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That tweet wasn't up for more then like 3 minutes though.

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Got yeeted so fast.

fickle obsidian
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yeah nintendo's not cool

jovial dragon
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Management: "now wait a second..."

scarlet gorge
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Nintendo should be like Burger King

zenith pebble
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and thats Nintendo France

scarlet gorge
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Woman belong in the kitchen

jovial dragon
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Woah.

zenith pebble
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maybe no to that

scarlet gorge
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That was a fun day

jovial dragon
zenith pebble
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anyone else play the chex mix doom game as a child

jovial dragon
lucid granite
void plank
mint spear
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fr getting No Mans Sky from the last scene of Lost In Space

fickle obsidian
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oh, right! new season, right?

void plank
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I need to catch up on that.

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I don't even remember where I stopped watching.... Will have to rewatch it all.

mint spear
zenith pebble
void plank
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Nice never knew they rereleased it.

zenith pebble
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me either until i googled it earlier

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you can download the original from their site i think too

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oh nvm, it is chex quest HD, but its free i guess, and has multiplayer?

mint spear
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after rewatching and finishing Lost In Space.. its made me appreciate NMS a lot more

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i didnt even realize it but music is SUCH a huge role in nms

zenith pebble
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the Matt LeBlanc movie?

mint spear
zenith pebble
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i see i see

void plank
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Things.... Things are going on in here lol.

rough chasm
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Breathe them

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Nah I watch them every now and then

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No but I just searched it up and saw "very disturbing horror series" so I'll check it out

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I'll try to find orig

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I'll check it out and @ you when Im done

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Same

jovial dragon
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Friendly tip; I'd refrain from talking about things like this here, there are children here.

void plank
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Mods won't see your side with or without your fair warning... This is a discord for a videogame that has adult and kid fans... And sometimes those kids come here looking for help... some of our regulars are also under 18...

sterile tartan
void plank
sterile tartan
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Same!

weak nimbus
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Me: "Well, I guess I'll just start the training module for work so that way I can start in on it for maybe 30 minutes before bed"
Module: [takes 30 minutes to install tutorial software]
Me: 😐

sterile tartan
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Lmao awesome

weak nimbus
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It's rather foggy, so the shiny glow is actually just the mist in the air

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took my dog for a walk, was all moist when I got back

sterile tartan
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Spooky

elder shale
sterile tartan
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Ikr

weak nimbus
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Warp 5, engage!

winged badge
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friend came over for some assistance with aging laptop, needed some cleaning up/maintenance. friend goes home late, leaves his cellphone. bk gets woken up at 6am by a ringing alarm clock sound, on a sunday.

elder shale
winged badge
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i almost did

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need some 🎵 , S.O.A.D. will do just fine

elder shale
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Nice

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I'm listening to the priests chanting in the church nearby lol

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Orthodox church

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Kinda peaceful

winged badge
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church chants, they do sound peaceful

sterile tartan
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A

elder shale
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B

sterile tartan
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Apex go brrrrrr

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Soul just started laundry and it's almost 4am

elder shale
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Lol

sterile tartan
#

Also it's cold

elder shale
#

Yep

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Trying to muster the courage to get out of bed

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But bed comfy

sterile tartan
#

It's a whopping 0c rn

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Supposed to go down a bit before it goes up again

elder shale
#

15 degrees here, not that cold tbh

sterile tartan
#

Matchmaking takes forever in local servers at 4am lmao

elder shale
#

Yep, when I played League at the wee hours of the night I'd get 5-6 minute matchmaking lol

sterile tartan
#

Lol

gaunt reef
#

What is this "cold" you guys discussing about?

sterile tartan
#

Come find out

gaunt reef
#

Waiting for the sunset

elder shale
#

Oh god

teal raptor
#

helloooo

#

wow Sohail, that's sick 😄

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I wish we had beaches with people on them here 😄

#

the Belgian coastline is a joke

sterile tartan
#

I ran off by myself in Apex like a dumbass and
So surprisingly
Died

thick stump
#

thought i dodged the covid ping but it popped up today 😄

#

pcr test later :/

elder shale
#

I'm making tea to warm my innards

#

Not sure why I was having so much difficulty yesterday, did it first try today lol

sterile tartan
#

Oggdo bogdo

elder shale
#

He's a big lad.

sterile tartan
#

So he is

silent wagon
#

FUCK THAT GIANT TOAD I REFUSE TO FIGHT HIM ON ANY DIFFICULTY PAST MEDIUM

sterile tartan
#

YELLING

elder shale
#

Is Medium like

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Knight?

#

I'm playing on Master

silent wagon
#

Knight, yeah

jaunty copper
#

Oogooboogoo

sterile tartan
civic ferry
#

I'm about to mod a power switch onto my joycons, because seriously. They turn on if I look at them too hard

opaque tartan
sterile tartan
#

Omg!!!

opaque tartan
#

Your piglet counter technique is indeed powerful

civic ferry
#

I counter with scenery

mint spear
civic ferry
mint spear
#

do not what

civic ferry
#

I do not far cry

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I just happen to live near some nice nature

mint spear
#

Yoooo hope county, montana?

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in all seriousness, that’s some pretty nature you got around ya

civic ferry
#

Yeah, it's a nice perk.

dusty magnet
#

Goob morn

jovial dragon
#

It's not possible.

opaque tartan
#

@civic ferry those photos are stunning

void plank
#

Sup bee? Also good morning peoples.

opaque tartan
#

@void plank dark in these skreets at 4pm

void plank
#

Nice it's 10:41am here

#

I guess good afternoon Nate lol

opaque tartan
void plank
#

Looks like we are going eat at cracker barrel for breakfast.

opaque tartan
#

I got trashed last night, was only planning on having a couple.
Woke up this morning at my mates house, legend only went and got McDonalds breakfast for everyone didn't he.

jovial dragon
#

Having "a couple" isn't a thing.

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Let's be honest.

opaque tartan
#

Well for me usually it is

jovial dragon
#

That's shocking.

opaque tartan
#

But some people missed out on my birthday

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So shots happened

jovial dragon
#

Prob the first time I've met someone who can just have one or two heh..

opaque tartan
#

Have to exercise moderation and self control

jovial dragon
#

Nah.

opaque tartan
#

Just because I easily fall into the trap

jovial dragon
#

I keep a liquor cabinet at my office at work lol.

opaque tartan
#

I used to have bottles of whiskey and cognac

void plank
opaque tartan
#

But I don't really keep alcohol at home anymore either

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Just wine for dinner

jovial dragon
#

I keep it everywhere.

#

Office, home.

opaque tartan
jovial dragon
#

Actually that's it.

opaque tartan
#

Plus

jovial dragon
#

Truth be told, I don't drink much anyway.

opaque tartan
#

I was at a table with lots of boobies

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Which I deserved

jovial dragon
#

Shot here and shot there with the occasional shitface.

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Shot at home, shot at work....or 10 at work.

opaque tartan
#

The occasional shitface can be really good

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But people know I can be a monster

#

So I toned it down

jovial dragon
#

Not going to say I haven't got shitfaced on the clock quite a few times heh...

opaque tartan
#

I used to have a few pints at lunch before

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But quite a few people did

#

We bought a bowl of chips to soak some of it up at the pub

jovial dragon
#

Jobs that let you drink alcohol are the best.

opaque tartan
#

Nobody ever comments

jovial dragon
#

Pretty sure all the senior execs I work with have liquor cabinets in their offices.

opaque tartan
#

"Liquor"

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Mate

jovial dragon
#

Close enough.

#

What would you like me to call it?

opaque tartan
#

It's snow

jovial dragon
#

Interesting.

opaque tartan
#

Senior execs might be cokeheads

void plank
#

All my recent jobs let me smoke at work.. but they all saw how my bi polar disorder was without it and how well I work in it so it was more like... Them telling me "hey go take care of your attitude"

jovial dragon
#

Probably are.

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And I don't blame them.

opaque tartan
#

Some of the time they'd ask me to get some because it was so good

jovial dragon
#

Not easy keeping a business running, so they can do whatever they want as long as they get the job done.

#

Nobody gives a shit long as work gets done.

opaque tartan
#

Damn straight

jovial dragon
#

I really want the COOs office.

#

Bigger then mine.

#

Anyway.

#

Back to booze.

#

Say hello to Oscar

dapper copper
#

Just realised something that I love.
Tail up, head low, mega floof, and looks that can kill... Broody birds have the same body language and crazed looks! XD

void plank
jovial dragon
opaque tartan
#

@hallow isle

#

Saveloy?

hallow isle
zenith pebble
#

cod and french fries

opaque tartan
#

Salt and vinegar?

#

Or are you a pickled onion juice guy

zenith pebble
#

hold up

#

battered is an option? i thought that was just... the option

opaque tartan
#

Nah you get plain jumbo too

#

And saveloy

ruby bay
#

Jellyfin lookin good

jaunty copper
#

Can’t fight the Bezer

ruby bay
#

Fuck Dio and his crackhead dad

dusty magnet
#

Friend is stuck

lucid granite
#

😔

dusty magnet
#

I let him go outside

lucid granite
dusty magnet
#

😌

tribal siren
#

I'm sorry but the halo community is draining my enjoyment of the game

#

Like I get there's issues

#

But people are being so toxic on both sides

#

Looking forward to the campaign so I can switch off from the bickering

lucid granite
#

some people here would very much argue against that

#

cough cough Bee

jovial dragon
#

Yeah I wasn't a fan myself either, the management at 343i is the cause...they aren't very good at their jobs.

inner belfry
#

it's a Pikamas tree

dusty magnet
#

You're wrong

#

Bing bong you opinion is wrong

wicked jackal
hallow isle
# dusty magnet 3 days 😩

"Following player feedback we have decided to postpone the campaign launch until Q2 2022 to focus on menu design"

lucid granite
#

hypixel skyblock is my jam

#

well thats silly

#

mc with friends is great

#

oh

#

ok that's fair

#

mc servers aren't exactly modded

#

yeah

#

tbh it'd probably feel better to play on them if they were modded

#

cause then they'd have full freedom to do what they wanna do

hallow isle
#

Booked a grocery delivery for the 23rd

hallow isle
#

Better remember to amend it otherwise I'm getting two gallons of fabric softner

#

Don't think anyone will appreciate that for christmas

dusty magnet
elder shale
#

3 dayyys

lucid granite
#

till Santa comes to town?

mint spear
#

🤞

jovial dragon
void plank
#

You know... Just because cracker barrel is a "country restaurant" don't mean they gotta play country music.... Just saying...

jaunty copper
limber fractal
cyan steppe
#

Yall should add memes to the off topic

mint spear
#

#memes🤡 - It's right here, you just can't see it yet.

mint spear
#

Hmmm, what is that? I can't work out what it is.

#

Looks like a stage set or something.

dapper copper
lucid granite
night bobcat
#

Thx

mint spear
#

np

dapper copper
#

I was about to have a heart attack thinking the eggs were hatching 4 days early, but it was just Betty sitting outside the nestbox talking to the eggs under Dolly. XD

She hears the babies inside the shell and wants them.

gusty aurora
#

Can I pet the chicken

dry bison
#

Childhood me would be so envious of me right now, but I gotta say, for that childhood metabolism and digestion system, I'd trade it all....I just want to eat endless pizza

#

With no poop concerns

#

There was a period in my life where the pizza to poop ratio was not concerning and excellent amounts of pizza could be had

lucid granite
#

i used to be able to eat an entire pizza

#

it was crazy

night bobcat
#

Don't eat crazy pizza

dry bison
#

I probably could still, but the things my body would do to me...scream vengence

night bobcat
#

I like pepperoni

lucid granite
#

i like vegan pizza

#

no meat, no cheese

#

just crust and sauce

night bobcat
#

I need something on there

dry bison
#

What's the point in calling it pizza with none of the pizza on it...This isn't the pizza of theseus.

lucid granite
#

im joking i'd never eat that

night bobcat
#

😦

dry bison
#

I feel like we shamed fire into denying veganism

#

You can eat your vegan pizza however you like.

#

We can give it a new name. Call it vegizza

#

I'm supposed to be trying to eat healthier but I always end up making even the healthiest stuff perhaps less so.

opaque tartan
dry bison
#

Like last night I had a beautiful bouquet of vegetables with carrots, corn, snap peas and red peppers...drowned in butter

#

Damn. I wish I had a cream of mushroom. I just thought of something I'd like to make.

#

guess who found cream of mushroom

night bobcat
#

You!

dry bison
#

Tonight gunna have spaghetti with cream of mushroom and mixed veggies!

#

Because I'm weird!@

night bobcat
#

Sweet

dry bison
#

I bet in the back of your head you were thinking, "I hope he says 'no'", like "We've been over this. I don't have any cream of mushroom soup. Stop asking"

dusty magnet
dry bison
#

That cat is a cosmic horror.

night bobcat
#

I'm going to pet it, and then bake it

dry bison
#

I expect to see it as a planet sized monster in NMS

dusty magnet
#

картофельный кот

dry bison
#

....klepto potato cot to you too.

jovial dragon
#

I'm extremely nervous - I don't ever get nervous.

#

Like, ever.

#

This is an odd feeling.

dry bison
#

Women?

lucid granite
#

what are u nervous about?

jovial dragon
#

My sister is coming over for dinner - I haven't seen her since I was 16.

lucid granite
#

oh wow

dry bison
#

Gotta make a good second impression

jovial dragon
#

When I was 16 I was working fast food haha, now I'm the owner of my own company.

So, y'know?

lucid granite
#

so technically it is women, just not quite the same

dry bison
#

What's on the menu?

jovial dragon
#

It's been around 5 years since we've seen each other.

#

Uh, ask the chef.

#

It ain't me.

dry bison
#

I shouldn't need to. Get engaged with the process, host!

jovial dragon
#

I'll burn the fuckin place to the ground. 😜

dry bison
#

You can tell your sister snooty tooty shit about foody stuff

jovial dragon
#

I know some things about food.

#

I uh

#

Like to eat it.

#

It tastes good sometimes

dry bison
#

"Tonight we're going to have a peno guava hooplah doodle snoots"

lucid granite
#

concerns me that you worked fast food but will burn a place to the ground trying to make food

jovial dragon
#

And sometimes it doesn't.

#

That's about what I know.

jovial dragon
lucid granite
#

xD

jovial dragon
#

Actually 3 times.

dry bison
#

He said fast food. He didn't say good food.

jovial dragon
#

Got fired. Hired back. Fired again. Hired back again, then fired a third time.

#

I mean, she's like, way above me haha. That's why I want to make a good impression y'know?

#

She does some high end government work, I...don't know exactly what it is

dry bison
#

Oop. Mum's christmas present arriving tomorrow

jovial dragon
#

My mum is pissed at me...heh...

lucid granite
#

well, make sure to let us know if u survive the event later

jovial dragon
#

Oh I'm sure I am. I've dealt with work. I work c-suite. If you can survive that you can survive anything.

opaque tartan
#

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jovial dragon
#

Wost vase though?

#

Booze.

#

Booze solves everything!

dry bison
#

I wouldn't know. I don't drink.

#

I'm too cheap

#

I don't even know how old the rum is I have stored away

#

I think someone drank my rum

#

Can't find it

#

Why is the rum gone?

night bobcat
#

Wasn't me

mint spear
#

burps that was me sorry

night bobcat
mint spear
dusty magnet
#

Love that movie

elder shale
#

Love that Bee

silent wagon
#

The dude they have voicing Jack in Sea of Thieves sounds incredibly close to Johnny Depp, lol

dry bison
#

uwu

silent wagon
dry bison
#

:pUwu:

#

Dang

elder shale
dry bison
#

I can't even steal properly

#

stacks

#

Fat stacks is the breaking bad musical.

#

You're welcome

#

Thanks you for your subscription to cat facts

dusty magnet
#

You cannot get in the way of code's lust for bees

dry bison
#

It's not lust. It's constructive cynicism.

silent wagon
dry bison
mint spear
#

uguu notices your S-class owo is that 48+21?? lets have a little lookie seesie

silent wagon
jovial dragon
#

@silent wagon

#

Oh shit

#

I was supposed to be lurking.

#

I don't get it.

silent wagon
#

@jovial dragon Ping deez

dusty magnet
#

Deez nutz

#

Deez what

tribal siren
#

I've just taken part in a bad cover of jolene

night bobcat
#

I'm sorry

hallow isle
#

I have to go to work IRL every day this week D:

sterile tartan
#

Look at my friend's kitten

fickle obsidian
mint spear
#

you’ll live

#

probably barely tho

hallow isle
#

Worst thing? I organised it like this myself

fickle obsidian
#

wow, what does past you have against current you?

hallow isle
#

One of my colleagues is moving to the isle of wight instead

#

he has the right idea

#

so much to do

night bobcat
#

So?

hallow isle
#

I did this every day for like, 8 years

night bobcat
#

Blehhh, no bueno

tribal siren
fickle obsidian
#

you really have it out for present/future you

hallow isle
#

And I'm just thinking I have to get up, dressed, showered, lunch made, and out the door in less than an hour and a half

#

and I'm just thinking

#

how

fickle obsidian
#

i think you need to have a serious talk with past you

hallow isle
#

I do

#

Life is weird now

#

I bet they're not keeping the office at 22 degrees either

opaque tartan
#

@hallow isle

hallow isle
opaque tartan
#

Shouldn't you have your own mug?

hallow isle
opaque tartan
#

Oh fancy!

#

I want a kuksa

hallow isle
#

Yeeted it across the carpark on march 8th 2020

#

on my way out of the office for the final time

opaque tartan
#

Adam that's littering....

hallow isle
#

I picked up the bits

#

I was annoyed cause I'd only had it three weeks

#

dropped the last one on the kitchen floor and it cracked

#

I should get a new one

#

Didn't bother replacing it at the time cause no where accepted them cause I might have coughed on it

#

oo they have a 16oz one now...

opaque tartan
#

My Big Daddy Rump was 16oz

hallow isle
#

These ones are good - they don't have a weird texture, they don't taint the flavour once you've used it a few times

#

Mostly the silicone that causes the initial taint, I think

#

They're not excessively fragile, I'm just careless

opaque tartan
#

This purple looks awesome

hallow isle
#

The colours are really vibrant

#

Not like others where you get it and it's washed out

opaque tartan
#

I do need a new coffee cup

hallow isle
#

just don't be the guy I used to work with and get branded costa ones

opaque tartan
#

Only reason I have one of the Starbucks colour changing ones is because someone gave it to me

tribal siren
#

@dusty magnet any idea what time halo releases?

dusty magnet
#

10 am PST

tribal siren
#

Ooh nice

#

I'll just have finished for the day

#

If I get anything done that is

dry bison
#

Don't forget how they used to make purple dye

#

Why it was called royal 😉

dusty magnet
dry bison
#

Wooo. Days off. Those are rare.

#

Finished the plane?

dusty magnet
#

Lmao far from it

#

But I've been waiting 6 years for this game so I'mma take a few days off to enjoy it

dusty magnet
#

It's so sad. The halo community is genuinely so fucking toxic

#

I hate it

dry bison
#

Its a game you win by shooting people in the face.

#

Are you surprised it's toxic?

dusty magnet
#

No it's just a shame because the devs are pouring their heart and souls into this and they're getting death threats for it

dry bison
#

Over the campaign or the free to play zero cost already released pvp?

dusty magnet
#

Mostly everything surrounding progression/customization

dry bison
#

I will never understand people who issue death threats.

dusty magnet
#

The core gameplay is generally praised very highly, but the systems surrounding it are what's being ridiculed

dry bison
#

Someone needs to be made an example of for issuing death threats.

opaque tartan
#

@dusty magnet can't wait for your streams again where you shit on your mates and they rage out

dusty magnet
#

Bahaha good times

#

I'll have to start streaming again huh

#

I do miss it

opaque tartan
#

Yes you do

#

Time to get subs

dusty magnet
#

I did manage to get affiliate

dry bison
#

Damn those ear phones are hardcore.

#

Who did you have to do for that set?

dusty magnet
#

Haha yeah they are. Been using them for like 5 years

dusty magnet
dry bison
#

Hah as if. My mom is a hobo in disguise

#

Disguised by a house

tribal siren
dusty magnet
#

I'm probably just not going to look at social media until I beat it

tribal siren
#

I got spoiled unfortunately but I'm still extremely excited

dry bison
#

See the new honda motorcycle concepts that don't tip over and don't use gyroscopic weights to achieve it?

dusty magnet
#

No but that sounds so sick wtf

dry bison
#

LAS VEGAS — Honda has unveiled a well-balanced piece of motorcycle tech designed to help riders stay in the saddle at low speeds.

The Riding Assist concept bike has an adjustable front fork that assumes a wider angle to increase stability and its own motor attached to the front wheel, TechCrunch reported.

As anyone who’s ever tried to mane...

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It is very sick

dusty magnet
#

Fuck yeah. Science.

dry bison
#

The bike basically shifts the center of balance dynamically

#

It's amaze balls

dusty magnet
#

I'll amaze your-

#

No nevermind

dry bison
#

You'll amaze my honda?

night bobcat
#

Yes, exactly

dusty magnet
#

Yes.

dry bison
weak nimbus
#

Ha

#

I'm reminded of

#

There we go, time stamped it

lucid granite
#

did i hear @dusty magnet's streams are making a comeback???

dusty magnet
#

They might have to!

dry bison
#

He beez on the map

jovial dragon
#

Tennessee whiskey is so good lemme tell you.

#

Pretty sure I'm 3/4th whacked.

dry bison
#

Strawberry wine.

jovial dragon
#

I got peach whiskey

#

30% ALC

#

Not bad tbh.

dusty magnet
#

i really like white wines

jovial dragon
#

Nah, I just drink their booze.

weak nimbus
#

Tennessee bbq sauce is one of the best

dusty magnet
#

ur the ebst

weak nimbus
#

brb, leftover bbq chicken

dry bison
#

I'm partial to Cabernet Sauvignon but only because it's sweet. I don't drink tho so....

weak nimbus
#

I'm a teetotaler now, but I was more partial to a tart syrah

jovial dragon
#

I taiw it back

#

I'm shitfaced.

dusty magnet
#

drunk pika drunk pika

jovial dragon
#

I've had like

#

Uhm

#

17 shots I think.

#

I wanna get into more shots.

lucid granite
opaque tartan
dry bison
#

If you had one thing you could decide in this world; one thing you could fundamentally change - and it would change, what would you change in this world?

jovial dragon
#

Okay

#

Okay

#

Okay

#

What was I gonna say

lucid granite
#

umm mine is probably a bit much for this channel

jovial dragon
#

I forgot.

tribal siren
#

I would like everyone to be happy

dry bison
#

I do not want monsters to be happy.

tribal siren
#

For everyone to be happy, everyone would have to be nice

dry bison
#

Some people are happier when they're mad.

weak nimbus
#

Like my parents 😠

dry bison
#

"I'm only happy when it rains" - Garbage

weak nimbus
#

damn it

#

and now that's in my head

dry bison
#

People are interesting

jovial dragon
#

I have a lot more respect for Sony after what they've done today....I have utmost respect for Sony as a company. The integrity they have shown not only to the gaming community but to the business community as a whole is absolutely unmatched.

I am typing this absolutely shitfaced. That's how you know it's true.

dry bison
#

Have they brought back to walkman?

opaque tartan
#

Paedo got fired

dry bison
#

No idea what that has to do with a walkman

opaque tartan
#

Caught in a sting like a basic bitch

#

Piece of shit

dry bison
#

The problem now is that by committing what is essentially entrapment, they've eliminated the likelihood of more serious charges and risk losing a court case trying to charge someone on thought crimes...Unless he actually did something and they have evidence he did beyond their sting.

#

Was it a sting by actual cops?

#

Or a bunch of weird SJWs

opaque tartan
#

I don't consider people that keep child abusers off the streets "weird SJWs"

#

Vigilantes maybe

#

But some of those people get shit done that police don't have time for

dry bison
#

and most of them don't.

#

They interfere in investigations and get people who were never really criminals attacked for something they themselves frame as inappropriate

opaque tartan
#

....

#

Going to meet a 15 year old isn't inappropriate?

dry bison
#

I'm not defending pedos but I've seen these people get people attacked who were literally mentally children

opaque tartan
#

A VP of Sony isn't mentally a child though

weak nimbus
#

Entrapment is a slippery slope.

opaque tartan
#

I agree that some of them are vulnerable too

#

But if they catch people in positions of power

#

Oh boy

#

Judges....

dry bison
#

Oh I have no idea what the story is in its entirety. All I said was that it's a very shitty plan going after pedos as vigilantes.

weak nimbus
#

Entice someone enough that they can get away with a crime, and half the population would be in prison

dry bison
#

It ruins serious criminal charges and alerts criminals

#

The FBI used to do stings trying to bump their numbers fighting terrorists, by making terrorists up

#

Making criminals is a lot easier than catching them

opaque tartan
#

They did some fucked up shit over here post 9/11

#

Basically picking up brown people

#

I got some stop and search papers too

jovial dragon
#

Me rn

dry bison
#

What is the name?

#

I am not up on the news lately

#

Super busy christmas shit

jovial dragon
#

Who what

opaque tartan
#

It was only a couple of hours ago

jovial dragon
#

What was

opaque tartan
#

I sent Adam the link

#

sec

dry bison
#

Oh it's serious but there's no serious channel

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Just say the headline I'll google it

mint spear
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There is a serious channel. You just need to ask mods for access

dry bison
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No there isn't

opaque tartan
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George Cacioppo

dry bison
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I was told it was deleted.

mint spear
opaque tartan
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I don't get personal

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Only when I'm out

dry bison
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Yeah I'm not applying to serious again. I'll get banned (again)for not being kosher. 😛

mint spear
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it’s ok channel is dead anyways because it requires asking for access

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and this interaction seems to indicate that people just don’t know it exists

dry bison
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I honestly don't understand people who prey on others. I mean, a part of me can understand maybe if they were pizza, but you'd have to look at others as less than human to do the things I'd do to pizza....I want pizza so much rn

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I found this place that has fantastic dough

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It's so hard to find a good pizza dough

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That and sauce

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So good riddance to bad rubbish and more pizza for me

mint spear
dry bison
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Then good for them. Pizza is for everyone.

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All hail pizza

jovial dragon
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The fact im plastered up the wall and my grammar is better then most people's during your average day is alarming to me.

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Though I will note I have no clue what I am actually talking a kit at this point to be completely fair.

sterile tartan
dry bison
sterile tartan
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Lol

dry bison
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One show I've never seen before. Frozen

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or movie w/e

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Muana, too

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They're on a shortlist

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Lilo and Stitch too

void plank
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I can't tell you how many times I have seen muana and frozen.... Buddies kids used to watch frozen all the time now they watch muana all the time.

dry bison
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I don't have buddies. I have family, but it's been hard to get out to see them.

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and even then they don't watch shows

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They play video games

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Minecraft is the rage now

sterile tartan
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Moana is great

void plank
void plank
sterile tartan
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Frozen 2 is also better than frozen lmao

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mostly

void plank
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I have seen that one less than the first one. They didn't really watch the second one all that much so do t remember much about it.

mint spear
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ones a cash grab and the other was a cash grab before it even knew it would be a cash grab