off-topic-bond-james-bond

[fathom valve]

i have no clue what you just said to me

[fickle obsidian]

u're welcome

engine go vroom

[fathom valve]

thank you

for the beans of knowledge my eyeballs seeped up

[fickle obsidian]

this is art:
https://twitter.com/_orz_txt/status/1183324942676320257

*Orz* (@_orz_txt)

After this you are so happy you do not ask the many questions.

Twitter · Oct 13, 2019, 10:13 AM

posted via *fingers*

[fathom valve]

fingers

[fickle obsidian]

it's wonderful

[fathom valve]

A true art

[lucid granite]

as opposed to a fake art?

[fathom valve]

sadnes

[lucid granite]

oh

[fathom valve]

idot

[lucid granite]

moron

[fathom valve]

Aw

Okay

But

Do you have a bowl of mashed potatoes at 11 in the night

[dusty magnet]

God I fucking love apples

Like

God really said "let's grow candy on a tree"

[fickle obsidian]

all apples?

reveal ur apples

[dusty magnet]

NOOOOOOO I DROPPED MY APPLE

[fickle obsidian]

it's fine clean it off and nom

[fathom valve]

Nom it on ground

It where it wants to be

[tribal siren]

Granny Smith > all other apples

[elder shale]

L'apple

[lucid granite]

nooo your right

[sterile tartan]

Cosmic crisp >

[fathom valve]

Haha!

[elder shale]

Local >

xd

[sterile tartan]

Cosmic crisp apples were bred by Washington State University
Which is in the same town as me
So it is local apples

[fickle obsidian]

do they grant eyes on the inside

[sterile tartan]

Sadly no

[elder shale]

What

Cosmic

goootcha

[fickle obsidian]

but, cosmic crisp 😩

[sterile tartan]

However

[elder shale]

Thought you were about to pray to Rom to grant you eyes

Kos*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDRUn_wvWWA

[sterile tartan]

They're a combo of enterprise and honey crisp

[fickle obsidian]

late eternity rom/kos makeout sesh

[elder shale]

Nights are really starting to get cold here

Need to put on socks cuz my feets are cold

[fickle obsidian]

wrap ur body in phoenix down

[dusty magnet]

Watching dune again now

[fickle obsidian]

dune

dududu

is it as good as fury road tho

[lucid granite]

my internet is gone

reduced to atoms

so sad

i cry

there she is

youtube wont open

this is so sad

@fathom valve help

ok stop helping

[fathom valve]

Wha?

[lucid granite]

dont worry ur pretty little uhh idk but don't worry about it

[fathom valve]

I wasn't gonna

[lucid granite]

good, don't worry

[fathom valve]

I have bigger things to worry about

[lucid granite]

such as

?

[fathom valve]

Burgers

[lucid granite]

okey dokey

everything okay in ur life?

[fathom valve]

I just ate a hug bowl of mashed potatoes while reading comic books and crying cause I'm gonna fail my big biology test

So yeah

The usual

[lucid granite]

oh goodness

what a mixture of activities

u could try to study for a few before going to bed

[fathom valve]

Probably

That sounds like actual good advice

[lucid granite]

i only give good advice on Tuesdays

[fathom valve]

Ooh

Fair

[fickle obsidian]

how to ace bio test, every question write: this is an element of life of which biology is the study of

they can't really say u're wrong

[fathom valve]

Yo

I mean-

Your not wrong

[lament ginkgo]

• Yoru

[fickle obsidian]

&URL

[silent wagon]

Not even close, lol

[fickle obsidian]

i like how i can read that either way i like 😂

[silent wagon]

Fury Road>

[fickle obsidian]

Deserts>

waitwhat

sand is just wild tbh

[silent wagon]

Imma be real with you, one of those has a lot more deserts than the other and it's not the one you're expecting 😆

[fickle obsidian]

It's 100% Titan AE

[silent wagon]

Titan AE do be slappin

[dusty magnet]

I fucking love Titan ae

And treasure planet that one's good too

[fickle obsidian]

Journey was such a smooth game

best sand in games 10/10

[pliant fjord]

Astronomy Pic of the Day: Jupiter Rotates

Click here for video

Explanation: Observe the graceful twirl of our Solar System's largest planet. Many interesting features of Jupiter's enigmatic atmosphere, including dark belts and light zones, can be followed in detail. A careful inspection will reveal that different cloud layers rotate at slightly different speeds. The famous Great Red Spot is not visible at first -- but soon rotates into view. Other smaller storm systems occasionally appear. As large as Jupiter is, it rotates in only 10 hours. Our small Earth, by comparison, takes 24 hours to complete a spin cycle. The featured high-resolution time-lapse video was captured over five nights earlier this month by a mid-sized telescope on an apartment balcony in Paris, France. Since hydrogen and helium gas are colorless, and those elements compose most of Jupiter's expansive atmosphere, what trace elements create the observed colors of Jupiter's clouds remains a topic of research.

[fickle obsidian]

sifting through some hobby-related sites feels like going through a time machine 👀

ever kick back & realize u could get temp tattoos whenever at a certain point & just be like, "yeah checkit"

[lucid granite]

if you get a tattoo except just barely into ur skin, would it just shed off after a few months?

[inner belfry]

like henna but a little deeper?

[lucid granite]

yes

just a tiny bit

[pliant fjord]

enable Link Preview to see info

<@&761221560433770506> Screenshot Competition ends in 1 week 4 days 22 hours!
Details here or use !OctoberSkyRules in #bot-spam.

[long orchid]

Æk

[hallow isle]

Where's my food delivery

Oh outside

It drove off 😮

Come back!

[silver mantle]

[opaque tartan]

@hallow isle did you select leave outside option or the drive away with middle finger raised option?

[silver mantle]

Reminds me of the time I had to fight for my chocolate milk

[hallow isle]

they were just toying with me it seems

turned around and came back to the same spot, just facing the other way

[opaque tartan]

The fuck...

[silver mantle]

It was my birthday

[opaque tartan]

@hallow isle UberEats gave me two £15 vouchers

[opaque tartan]

Did you win though?

[silver mantle]

Yeah

[hallow isle]

@opaque tartan ordered a single banana by mistake

picker must have thought "this fucking guy"

[jaunty copper]

i did it the other way around

ordered 6 bananas

got 6 bunches

[opaque tartan]

Shove your potassium

@jaunty copper paint them and pretend they're your hands

[silver mantle]

1 bunch + 1 banana as insurance

[jaunty copper]

Edward Nannerhands

[opaque tartan]

LOL

[jaunty copper]

i also came up with Fruity Krueger but it wasn't as funny

[opaque tartan]

Hahahaha yes it is

@hallow isle it's one of those days
https://youtu.be/UnHDO9Qw2B0

[sterile tartan]

You have reminded me of the cursed banana hands song

my hands are bananas
His hands are bananas~

[jaunty copper]

i do not know this song

i only know banana phone

[lucid granite]

only song you know is banana phone, nice

[opaque tartan]

@limber fractal
https://raindance.org/festival-programme/carving-the-divine-buddhist-sculptors-of-japan/

[opaque tartan]

Day after my birthday

[opaque tartan]

Eeeeeh

Was I born on the eve of Puddi Puddi?
Am I choco giga pudding?
What is my life?

[hallow isle]

On the evening of November 30th, 2010, moderator invisibro on the imageboard site 4chan embedded a clip of the Giga Pudding commercial on the /jp/ (japanese) board. The same night, moderators enabled a word filter across the site, which turned all user posts into an endless sequence of word “PUDDI,”.

[opaque tartan]

That's too much power

[hallow isle]

tbh, If I were an admin here I'd do the same

It'd improve the conversation no end

[elder shale]

Pudding

[opaque tartan]

Oh ho ho

Puddi Puddi Puddi Puddi

[lucid granite]

Puddi Puddi Puddi Puddi Puddi Puddi

[opaque tartan]

@clever vessel DUDE
https://www.instagram.com/p/CJyYj-GA3k2/?utm_medium=share_sheet

https://www.instagram.com/p/CVaKSBtvGDt/?utm_medium=copy_link

[jaunty copper]

weasley weasley

[opaque tartan]

https://jobs.smartrecruiters.com/CDPROJEKTRED/743999779260985-scrum-master-agile-coach?trid=162ef3c2-cdcc-47a9-8327-c69d95269302

[elder shale]

Free library with a wide range of games and books.
A dog-friendly office.
Fresh fruit twice a week for everyone in the office, a wide choice of tea, fancy coffee machines and a few types of milk :)

[hallow isle]

Emotional and verbal abuse from management on tap

[elder shale]

[hallow isle]

"If you like pasta you'll love our game engine"

[opaque tartan]

That's just most jobs

I like being an abusive manager /s

[fathom valve]

I like pasta

[opaque tartan]

About the same as this bruv

I'd love to leave you with JIRA for a few days

[hallow isle]

got my own JIRA, fanks

[opaque tartan]

Nah nah nah bruv

I want to punish you with games industry JIRA

I liked it when you were angry

[hallow isle]

I'm currently debating replying to someone

"That depends, do you want a working solution or just to waste some more time."

[opaque tartan]

Diplomacy Adam

[tribal siren]

Whyy can't I stop thinking about halo

Aaaa

[hallow isle]

That is the diplomatic version. That's like, 5 revisions in.

[opaque tartan]

Oh Adam

[hallow isle]

I'm also toying with the idea of just implementing what they've asked for and then just replying with the willy wonka "really" gif when they say it doesn't work

[civic ferry]

https://quoteinvestigator.com/2016/07/17/solution/

[opaque tartan]

@hallow isle https://www.tiktok.com/@lennieboy17laurengray88/video/7021629255616449798

[opaque tartan]

I'm gonna start using this one

[elder shale]

Do it

[hallow isle]

this must be that new version of suicide squad I've heard so much about

[zenith pebble]

i am constantly flabbergasted that there are so many professional conference calling tools that dont allow for independent volume control for all callers lpl

[elder shale]

https://youtu.be/YOsVpoe5tzY?t=65

[opaque tartan]

OMG

[elder shale]

yes

[terse cargo]

good point

[opaque tartan]

Yeah that too!

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-4299385

[opaque tartan]

Wow!

Where the fuck is that from?

It's amazing

[jaunty copper]

i got it off the internet

[opaque tartan]

Oh dear

I'm on the internet

https://youtu.be/-CVrUFSFHag

[dusty magnet]

Ahahaha this is great

[dusty magnet]

That is the best video

[opaque tartan]

https://uk.hasbropulse.com/products/g-i-joe-skystriker

[mint spear]

Why the fuck is Nate's face on the unamused man meme?

[hallow isle]

he is unamused

duh

[opaque tartan]

Bruv I don't remember making that face or the photo

[void plank]

Good morning

[mint spear]

Understandable, enjoy the rest of your day.

[opaque tartan]

You too gorgeous

[hallow isle]

half tempted to make this a server emoji

but it'd look terrible

[dusty magnet]

It's okay Nate someone turned me into a woman

[hallow isle]

Damn your girl face is wide

[dusty magnet]

Big chin

[opaque tartan]

I'm proud of both of you

💜

[lucid granite]

both pics are very hot

[limber fractal]

omg that's hilarious, Bee. def cuter than the chick version

[hallow isle]

@opaque tartan some top tier cringe right here: https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/qfjsz0/oh_unlucky_mate/

[limber fractal]

and this is fantastic

[hallow isle]

straight out of idiocracy

[dusty magnet]

Bro I woulda thought Homer Simpson too

[lucid granite]

That's so sad

[weak nimbus]

GOOD MORNING COFFEE TO YOU ALL!

[lucid granite]

AHHHH

GOOD MORNING

WOULD YOU LIKE

COFFEE?

[limber fractal]

ty for sharing! ☯️

[weak nimbus]

yesplz

[dusty magnet]

I WANT COFFEE

[weak nimbus]

copious amounts

[lucid granite]

you got it

[weak nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/teal-c-coffee-star-gate-ahhh-gif-14135691

Was just watching the Urgo episode yesterday 😄

[limber fractal]

[lucid granite]

this image has appeared in my mind for ages whenever someone mentions a lot of coffee

i finally went out and found it

[weak nimbus]

Rhett & Link ❤️

[void plank]

I have coffee. But you can't have none because I'm almost out. 😩

[lucid granite]

cant have none

gimme it then

[void plank]

Lol

[lucid granite]

double negative

[silver mantle]

i had earl grey

[void plank]

It's death wish coffee.

[weak nimbus]

Earl Grey is for nights, for me

mostly cause I ran out of Lady Grey

[void plank]

Never had Earl grey before heard it's really good tea though.

[weak nimbus]

One of my top five favorites

Jasmine Green Tea, Lady Grey, Earl Grey, Silver Needles White Tea, and...?

Genmacha, maybe

[void plank]

I had some tea from Scotland once was much better than the garbage we have here can't remember the names though I was a teen when my mom's Scottish friend got it for me.

[civic ferry]

I am flabbergasted that people would rather wait 2 minutes for a single cup of coffee than wait 11 minutes for a pot

[silver mantle]

drip coffee is low tier that's all

[weak nimbus]

I'm flabberghasted people would wait 20 minutes for a drive thru coffee than spend 5 minutes making it at home

[silver mantle]

they wait 20 minutes to see me

[weak nimbus]

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2020-03/26/17/asset/a56eb40e9418/sub-buzz-5719-1585244501-11.jpg

[thick stump]

We got the Corona

[dusty magnet]

Eggo time

[lucid granite]

Leggo?

[weak nimbus]

Egg on Eggo?

[dusty magnet]

Oh no! Hope you feel better soon

[silver mantle]

they should make a espresso place that gives you positive affirmations when giving you your coffee

[weak nimbus]

Make sure to jab it with a lime

[thick stump]

damn forgot me lime

[lucid granite]

burn it

[opaque tartan]

Send

[weak nimbus]

That exists in San Diego

Not where I live now, though 😦

[civic ferry]

20 minutes and 600% markup, just for a worse drink than home made, lol

[weak nimbus]

Hah!

So true.

I'm a coffee snob. Got a whole french press set up with automatic grinder and electric kettle

[silver mantle]

where and what's it called; i go there for work sometimes

[opaque tartan]

I think I have to get this

[weak nimbus]

oh wow

almost $200

I have a regular stove top espresso pot

[civic ferry]

Don't even need to be a snob to realize how bad the stuff is.
The reason everyone gets the milk + sugar drinks at Starbucks is that the coffee itself is terrible

[weak nimbus]

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71isbVp6eBL._AC_SL1500_.jpg

[opaque tartan]

Moka pot?

[weak nimbus]

yeah

[opaque tartan]

Yeah same

I use a French press too but I want to try a manual espresso maker

[opaque tartan]

It's god awful here in the UK

Always tastes like beans have been burnt

[dusty magnet]

French press coffee slaps

[civic ferry]

here in the UK

[weak nimbus]

I usually go for my french press as my go-to, but the espresso is when I need that big 🧠 time

both when I'm pulling long hours

red eye coffee ❤️

[civic ferry]

It's a universal thing

[weak nimbus]

today is one of those days

[opaque tartan]

Starbucks was better than Second Cup or Tim Hortons for me

[weak nimbus]

we had yesterday off work cause a friend and coworker passed away (at age 35) on Friday

[opaque tartan]

But that was just there maybe

[thick stump]

never been to Starbucks

[hallow isle]

because keeping a keg of water and running an espresso machine off an inverter in the boot of my car is a level of coffee enthusiasm I'm yet to reach.

[weak nimbus]

but now it's back to the grind

[thick stump]

seems more catered to those who enjoy a coffee which i don't

[opaque tartan]

Not had much Starbucks elsewhere usually go for some independent

[weak nimbus]

literally and figuratively

[opaque tartan]

I see what you did there

[weak nimbus]

🙂

[opaque tartan]

You don't have that? Wasteman

[hallow isle]

costa character roast is my go to

[opaque tartan]

Yeah that ones not bad

If you ask for a ristretto in Starbucks it doesn't taste too bad

[hallow isle]

starbucks tastes sweet to me, idk why

[dusty magnet]

Can someone please jump us forward in time to December 8th

[hallow isle]

coffee shouldn't be sweet

[opaque tartan]

Do you ask for syrup?

[hallow isle]

no

christ

[weak nimbus]

You just need to solder up a rig to run the insulated heat through a water tank that has an outlet spout in the cabin

[opaque tartan]

Fuck no

[hallow isle]

what kind of man do you take me for

[weak nimbus]

who needs a glove box anyway? 😄

[opaque tartan]

Adam doesn't use gloves

[fickle obsidian]

French squeezed coffee

[hallow isle]

"Large Black Americano please"

[opaque tartan]

Hands are too hairy for them to fit

[hallow isle]

Then I just stand there repeating "no" to every question they ask

[opaque tartan]

Oi oi

Hahahahaha

Do you want me to charge you 40p extra

[weak nimbus]

https://www.thedrive.com/content-b/message-editor%2F1600173616057-fjewt5acwdn31.png?quality=60

If people can have a minibar in their glove box, why not a minibarista set up?

[fickle obsidian]

it's American, so you're getting more high fructose corn syrup than you can imagine and sugar on top of that

[opaque tartan]

He doesn't get sugar

[hallow isle]

Not in an americano

[opaque tartan]

Not even from me

[hallow isle]

There are two ingredients. Coffee and water.

[fickle obsidian]

that's just what they want u to think

[hallow isle]

And they can be as stingy with the water as they like tbh

[fickle obsidian]

That coffee isn't regular coffee

[opaque tartan]

Worker tears

[hallow isle]

would be nice if they had a fancy blend like costa

[weak nimbus]

LOL

https://www.thedrive.com/content-b/message-editor%2F1599753653842-a.jpg?

USB powered

[hallow isle]

But starbucks is all about the image

[opaque tartan]

Selling branded cups

[hallow isle]

If they had a superior blend, they'd have to admit the base starbucks blend is not the bees knees

[fickle obsidian]

what image is that, overpriced sugar drinks?

[silver mantle]

i hate starbucks

[jaunty copper]

it was the wedding pic you posted

[weak nimbus]

the image is brand loyalty

that's all

[fickle obsidian]

submit to starbuck

[hallow isle]

And then they'd probably run into trouble with HMRC because I'm pretty sure most of the reason why they're allowed to dodge tax is because their coffee blend is unreplicable and irreplaceable and a trade secret

[silver mantle]

i gave them several years of my life im good now

[weak nimbus]

btw, if y'all haven't seen the movie Branded, you should

[thick stump]

i want to see Dune

[hallow isle]

can you do latte art

[thick stump]

and the new Bond

[silver mantle]

no

[fickle obsidian]

go see dunbond

[weak nimbus]

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTk1NjI3NzQ5NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjMyNjM5Nw@@._V1_.jpg

[elder shale]

Going to watch Dune tomorrow

so hyped

[void plank]

I don't care for Starbucks...

[weak nimbus]

Marketing brands being alive

[silver mantle]

Shelton doesn't deserve latte art

[thick stump]

nice, heard nothing but good stuff about it

[void plank]

Question. Can you make espresso out of any kind of coffee or is there certain beans that work better?

[hallow isle]

all coffee made from beans is espresso

[opaque tartan]

Aaaaah

[silver mantle]

it just like has to be ground right so you can tap it down and push water through it afaik

[hallow isle]

not too fine, not too coarse

[opaque tartan]

Yeah

Different for French press too

[void plank]

I'd imagine it has more to do with how fine you grind the coffee but don't know... Guess I'll be googling that soon... Just saying death wish espresso sounds good lol

[opaque tartan]

Made that mistake once

[elder shale]

Espresso > whatever caffeinated water y'all like to drink over there.

[hallow isle]

although there's some wiggle room because the coarseness changes the oils that are extracted

[opaque tartan]

Over where?

[elder shale]

States

[opaque tartan]

Oh

[hallow isle]

Outside of the portugese empire ofc

[opaque tartan]

Hahahahaha

[hallow isle]

replied to the wrong one but eh

[silver mantle]

yknow maybe i just need to start replying 😛

[opaque tartan]

He says over there but I googled

@elder shale what does the first one say

I can't translate

[elder shale]

Expresso?

'-'

[silver mantle]

the galao one is just a latte

[hallow isle]

Ask for a garoto in brixton, I dares ya

[elder shale]

Doesn't latte have a lot of added BS

[silver mantle]

unless it has like... no foam at all

[elder shale]

yea no foam

just milk and coffee mixed

[silver mantle]

well that's the only diff then cuz latte is also mostly milk lol

[elder shale]

that shit is gold for warm breakfast

[opaque tartan]

I made a flat white

[hallow isle]

I think com cheirinho should be a thing here

[opaque tartan]

I'm the kind of dickhead that will do it

[fickle obsidian]

🤔 so wait espresso is just straight coffee? lol

[opaque tartan]

Always has been

[hallow isle]

annoying nategoregasm choking noises

[elder shale]

I always ask for Curto or short espresso

[spiral zephyr]

I use a French press and grind the beans every batch.
I also have a small home espresso machine but it rarely gets used.
And I have a cold brew press for afternoon drinks.

[opaque tartan]

Need 9lbs of pressure to make a perfect one I think

[fickle obsidian]

is short just a lil' coffee

[hallow isle]

the one advantage of starbucks is

[elder shale]

I got a home espresso machine

very handy

[hallow isle]

wherever you go in the world

they speak english

[opaque tartan]

Midget coffee

[opaque tartan]

Go say that I'm Québec

Fucking Hingleesh

[fickle obsidian]

fr tho the image above is making me laugh a bit at the silly descriptions

[opaque tartan]

Well tea has a lot of ways to brew it too

[fickle obsidian]

with as silly descriptions I'm sure

[opaque tartan]

I got some Chinese tea balls

[fickle obsidian]

bubbles

[opaque tartan]

I wouldn't call traditions from so long ago silly

But each to their own

[fickle obsidian]

I'm not saying the traditions/methods are, just the descriptions/names

[spiral zephyr]

Dunno, people do and have done lots of silly things.

[opaque tartan]

Just talking about the good ones

[elder shale]

The French will speak English but they'll look at you angrily doing it

[opaque tartan]

Tea ceremony is something good

[elder shale]

It honestly pisses me off but what can you do

Still butthurt about Agincourt I guess

[spiral zephyr]

Well, good and silly aren't mutually exclusive either.
Eg surfing is a pretty silly activity, but I find it good.

[fickle obsidian]

i kinda wish snow moved in waves so you could snowsurf

[opaque tartan]

I love the grief in French speaking countries though

[void plank]

I think they call that an avalanche

[spiral zephyr]

Isn't that called an avalanche?
😬

[fickle obsidian]

lmao

imagine two mountain ranges near to each other with the wind whipping the snow into waves back & forth between them or something

[opaque tartan]

Clappin peaks?

[fickle obsidian]

i dunno how snow waves would work it just seems cool conceptually

[spiral zephyr]

Technically it's not the motion of the waves that makes surfing possible, it's the steepness.

[opaque tartan]

Bob Surfshack

[spiral zephyr]

I don't even use a board sometimes.
🙃

[elder shale]

Why

[fickle obsidian]

not?

[spiral zephyr]

Now that looks risky

[fickle obsidian]

yo this is false advertising there are only 4 feet in the image

[opaque tartan]

Reported on YouTube

[fickle obsidian]

aayy

[lucid granite]

wait perhaps within the video there's 500 feet visible throughout it

[zenith pebble]

@gaunt reef

[gaunt reef]

is it literally corn

[fickle obsidian]

it's something worse

[gaunt reef]

lol

[hallow isle]

Sugar and cow hooves

[zenith pebble]

gelatin, food coloring, and high fructose

such festive flavors!

(i low key like the pumpkins though...)

[limber fractal]

there are pumpkins versions?

[gaunt reef]

wait is halloween a christian holiday

🤔 wonder if that means I might actually see people here celebrating too

Goa is saturated with Christians

[elder shale]

gib

[limber fractal]

ummm preeeetty sure it's not lol

[elder shale]

Oops

[gaunt reef]

bro theres like

a churck every couple hundred meters

and a chapel every few steps

crazy stuff

[elder shale]

Ah yes

Macau is the same

we liked churches

like*

[zenith pebble]

yup! there are "fall" or "autumn" mixes that have a bunch of different shapes.

[gaunt reef]

I'm living in panaji btw

but interestingly Portuguese is extremely rare

people mostly just speak english or hindi or konkani

[opaque tartan]

My grandmother called it a pagan holiday and we weren't allowed

[gaunt reef]

but a lot of english speakers

which is so nice for my mental gymnastics

[zenith pebble]

Catholic actually i think? "All Hallow's Eve" which is the night before "All Saint's Day" (Nov. 1)

[gaunt reef]

as I normally translate whatever I meant to say, in hindi and then speak

can just Not Do That now

[elder shale]

Christianity absorbed a lot of pagan festivities on purpose, not a big deal.

also oops

not #archived-old-serious

[elder shale]

gib

[limber fractal]

wow that's insanity i didn't know that existed lol

[zenith pebble]

candy corn isn't available as a gift in the gift shop 😩

[elder shale]

then perish

[zenith pebble]

😢

[mint spear]

[void plank]

Yup... The friend I live with loves the pumpkin candy corn but hates the candy corn candy corn.... He says the pumpkin ones taste better.... But they all taste the same to me.

[zenith pebble]

americans and their candies smh 😆

[opaque tartan]

@limber fractal https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3255596644726732&id=1870291706590573&sfnsn=scwspmo

[zenith pebble]

they absolutely all taste the same, but the pumpkin has a less skin per volume, so they taste better to me because of that. i still eat regular too though

[void plank]

Not gonna lie England produces some of the best chocolate I have ever had.

[zenith pebble]

although, there are chocolate ones

in fall mix

[opaque tartan]

Cries in Belgium

[zenith pebble]

oh trust me, im not asvocating for american chocolate lmao

"yall want some hersheys? its chocolate...ish"

[elder shale]

asvocating

avocado

[opaque tartan]

Affogato

[zenith pebble]

sorry meant "asscovating", leg days only at the gym

[hallow isle]

fun fact, Hershey's use butyric acid to prevent the milk splitting/curdling during chocolate production. butyric acid is one of the aromatic compounds that gives puke it's distinctive odour.

[void plank]

My biological father and his now ex wife got me some imported English chocolate for my birthday when I was a teen. To this day I still have not had better and I don't remember the name of course.... Could prolly call my dad's ex wife and find out though.

[elder shale]

mmmm puke

[zenith pebble]

Hershey's does have a pretty great theme park thoughh

[void plank]

Hershey's tasted like chemicals compared to the English chocolate I had...

[zenith pebble]

smarties?

yeah hersheys tastes like... chocolate flavored candy

[void plank]

It almost has a plastic taste to it.. like plastic with a hint of cheap bottom of the barrel chocolate flavor added..

[terse cargo]

i once drank a sprite knock off that tasted like green skittles

like the taste was perfectly replicated

[elder shale]

@terse cargo @mint spear Phasmo in about 40 minutes?

[mint spear]

I AM DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

[hallow isle]

Hi down

I'm adamb

[mint spear]

how's the lawsuit going

[elder shale]

Good

Just doing this League match and then I'll be free

[hallow isle]

league smh

[mint spear]

alright

lmao

[elder shale]

:l

[hallow isle]

Sounds like your opponent made good life choices

[terse cargo]

yeah i will be there

[pliant fjord]

enable Link Preview to see info

<@&761221560433770506> Screenshot Competition ends in 1 week 4 days 12 hours!
Details here or use !OctoberSkyRules in #bot-spam.

[elder shale]

This is gonna be pain

[mint spear]

Yorick gang

love that boy

[elder shale]

had to remake cuz quinn left

so

more queue

[mint spear]

based quinn

[mint spear]

warwick is always a pain 😄 i used to love playing him

[elder shale]

mostly pain bc of that leona and yorick

but since we remade is oki

leona flash stunned me then died

[mint spear]

leona op

[elder shale]

I like playing her

but I'm not gonna flash stun a Maokai level 1 near his tower

[mint spear]

looks like the game has improved a lot i'll have to go back and play sometime

[elder shale]

Is fun

I don't get tilted

I mute everyone at the start of the game

and I also don't play ranked lol

[mint spear]

I played versus bots with teams a lot, but pvp is fun too

tried out a lot of champs

i like to go back and see how they changed the old basic champs like garen

[elder shale]

there playing leona now c:

[mint spear]

buy skins

that guy is brave using ezreal, i always found him hard to play... i see everyone is being good and using flash and ignite xD

[elder shale]

noe

[mint spear]

spend money

i did it smart and bought all of Viktor's skins

and some for Morde

and Yorick

i spent a lot of money actually

regret

[hallow isle]

A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

[elder shale]

Leona <3

[mint spear]

ooof

[mint spear]

i didn't know Billiminsk Shookspear wrote the famous comic book Y: The Last Man

[zenith pebble]

i know someone who has spent over $7000 on LoL skins

lol

[fickle obsidian]

thanks 😳

[opaque tartan]

https://twitter.com/claresrey/status/1451911261147574287?s=20

Clare Rey (@claresrey)

duncan idaho is the same name as hannah montana

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Twitter · Oct 23, 2021, 1:59 PM

[fickle obsidian]

the best part of duncan idaho is that pronounced a certain way it sounds like dunk on idaho

[elder shale]

@terse cargo @mint spear Ok ready

[mint spear]

HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

[lucid granite]

why is she carrying a mannequin arm

[fickle obsidian]

omfg, the first few minutes of this are well worth the watch/listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALWLELLlv6E

[elder shale]

Watched it ages ago

Git gud

Historia Civilis is good lol

[fickle obsidian]

yeah well, TODAY IS MY DAY

and now, it may be someone else's!

[opaque tartan]

@dusty magnet

[elder shale]

gib

[void plank]

Why not take the bone out first....

Alot of space that thing is taking up that could be used for more stuff lol.

[elder shale]

idk

looked cool tho

[void plank]

"let me just de-bone my burrito real quick"

[elder shale]

eat the bone

[fickle obsidian]

become the bone

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/greetings-hooman-i-am-the-good-boy-you-can-do-it-you-can-do-the-ting-gif-19260083

[fickle obsidian]

i think they left it in to help support the structure until it was cooked enough to hold itself together

[lucid granite]

she had an arm, there was a trash can, now her boyfriend is deadd

[opaque tartan]

I make

[dusty magnet]

That looks jummy

Ugh glass animals is so fucking good

[elder shale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_9KRLP2m6g&ab_channel=MajorGrin

[elder shale]

you what

[dusty magnet]

Glass animals

[elder shale]

Thanks

I'm so much more clarified

[dusty magnet]

https://open.spotify.com/album/24BRvmlDhVhjTJsqazdVxm?si=fUxeW-k4Rtm1Gn5pOn4hcQ&utm_source=copy-link

[elder shale]

OH

nice

[dusty magnet]

Theyre epic

Like you

[red bough]

@fleet hollow my main issue with the way you phrased that is ... to me the question of "data format" and "language used" are largely unrelated. as in, yes, i know what JSON is and means, but anyone using json in an "just eval it" way is completely nuts from a security point of view. and you can use json formatted data just fine with pretty much any language of any relevance. same goes for xml, yaml or other "mainstream" ways to serialize complex/structured data.

[fleet hollow]

here i was thinking it had to be javascript, i had no idea you could use it on other languages. So correct me if I'm wrong, it refers to the objects being represented from a set of data as javascript, and not data represented exclusively from some javascript code?

Also what did you mean by a "just eval it" way of using json?@red bough

[red bough]

the thing about JSON being "valid javascript code" if you are lucky means the lazy way to load some json in javascript is to just execute the code (eval == evaluate == execute some code you have loaded).

while that is very convenient if your storage format happens to be the same language/syntax as the language you are running on, it is horribly insecure because ... if someone can change that "data" they can effectively execute code inside your code.

very massive "ups" kind of bad.

[fathom valve]

I failed my big biology test

[red bough]

@limber fractal followup to yesterdays thread ... 😄

[limber fractal]

lol tbf, you did type it out differently, the result i mean

https://tenor.com/view/kid-pointing-finger-gif-10217720

[red bough]

a cow-orker also commented "you forgot to put a period at the end of that".

[weak nimbus]

"Of course it's 5!."

[fleet hollow]

@red bough thanks for clearing that up 👍🏻👍🏻

[wise crag]

A few hours ago tonyemmebaby666 sent me suspicious links with no surrounding conversation

[limber fractal]

i guess it could've been a double !! too

"Of course it's 5!!" not confusing at all

[terse cargo]

the ! is already confusing

i always think its 5 factoriel

what i have to read that shit for math

but i think factoriel is the ! in front

and not behind

[fathom valve]

I hate math

[hallow isle]

dm me a screenshot if you can

[weak nimbus]

A spark lights the flame, but the candle will only burn as long as the wick.

[elder shale]

https://youtube.com/shorts/GSpStkT7IeQ?feature=share

[silk falcon]

I’m not very active on no man’s sky because I got myself fixiated on the criminal Mastermind challenge on gta5.

[terse cargo]

oh lord

not that one

[dusty magnet]

Hey y'all! Bee here! Today I'm here to tell you: don't get lacquer thinner in your eye! It hurts!

[tribal siren]

Ouch

[tribal siren]

Did you see that little cinematic halo infinite trailer

[dusty magnet]

I did :))

Escheram is sexy boi

[tribal siren]

The actor gets so into character I love it

[hallow isle]

what if you have lacquer in your eye already?

[clever vessel]

thanks for the heads up

[opaque tartan]

https://youtu.be/n0VOM7e5Hug

[lucid granite]

i missed something, why is it 5?

[clever vessel]

normal day at the mall

[red bough]

it isnt. this places you very firmly on that graph. 😛

[lucid granite]

oh alright

[red bough]

@lucid granite but it very much is 5!.

[lucid granite]

oh my gosh there's a factorial there??

i should've noticed

I forget how quickly factorials get to high numbers

52! is already too high to be counted with anything on earth

the amount of atoms on the planet is less than 52!

[red bough]

careful there, or i will have to go off on my usual NMS and living inside a simulation track again...

[opaque tartan]

That's deep bro

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fail-jump-cant-reach-gif-15177659

[dusty magnet]

It was a good effort

Lmfao he walks away like "welp, I tried ."

[clever vessel]

failure cat failure cat, fails at life he’s the failure cat

[void plank]

Yes!

[mint spear]

i hate uni

[hallow isle]

[mint spear]

no no not u 😭

university

[red bough]

audio on!!!!
https://twitter.com/SteveD3/status/1449567479387332609

Steve Ragan (@SteveD3)

Twitter.... Take 60 seconds and watch this. Thank me later. https://t.co/98Hb7kzLKt

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Twitter · Oct 17, 2021, 2:46 AM

[scarlet gorge]

Yooo takis

I frickn love those

[lucid granite]

@dusty magnet just watched Dune

[dusty magnet]

What ya think?

[lucid granite]

A bit confusing

But pretty cool

[dusty magnet]

Did you read the book

[scarlet gorge]

Did YOU read the book?

[clever vessel]

yes

[scarlet gorge]

That’s what I thought

[void plank]

I think I have only ever read 2 books cover to cover in my entire life... Goosebumps egg monster from Mars I think is what it was called when I was 12 or 13. And I don't remember the other... I can't really get into books..

The other was the outsiders

[hallow isle]

"Whilst trying to take a blood glucose measurement, you accidently fire the lancet into your own finger. Please explain the action you would take as a result."

I would walk into the sea

[void plank]

Lol I remember those make your own choices books never could get into them either.. would read a few pages and get bored..

[lucid granite]

no

[fickle obsidian]

did you read a book

[lucid granite]

yes

just not the book

[fickle obsidian]

ah cool

how was a book

[lucid granite]

umm

they all died

it was sad

[fickle obsidian]

oh, rip

[fickle obsidian]

thoughts on cinnamon?

[lucid granite]

i enjoy spoonfulls of cinnamon

[void plank]

I enjoyed watching my friends try this lmao..

[lucid granite]

lol

[void plank]

Also enjoyed watching one of them have to flush out there sinuses when it went horribly wrong 🤣 🤣

[pliant fjord]

Astronomy Pic of the Day: NGC 6995: The Bat Nebula

Explanation: Do you see the bat? It haunts this cosmic close-up of the eastern Veil Nebula. The Veil Nebula itself is a large supernova remnant, the expanding debris cloud from the death explosion of a massive star. While the Veil is roughly circular in shape and covers nearly 3 degrees on the sky toward the constellation of the Swan (Cygnus), NGC 6995, known informally as the Bat Nebula, spans only 1/2 degree, about the apparent size of the Moon. That translates to 12 light-years at the Veil's estimated distance, a reassuring 1,400 light-years from planet Earth. In the composite of image data recorded through narrow band filters, emission from hydrogen atoms in the remnant is shown in red with strong emission from oxygen atoms shown in hues of blue. Of course, in the western part of the Veil lies another seasonal apparition: the Witch's Broom Nebula.

[lucid granite]

look at the bat fly

bat is kinda big

[fickle obsidian]

big bat

hmm, it occurs to me that i don't think i've ever had a nickname

people still do nicknames, right?

[lucid granite]

dont u have one right now?

or do u mean irl

such as

biggy cheese

[fickle obsidian]

irl

is that urs

[lucid granite]

nah mine is just a shorter version of my name

[fickle obsidian]

are u the biggy cheese

aww

[lucid granite]

cause no one would want to say my full name

Cornelius and Gale are also acceptable

[fickle obsidian]

yeah i don't really count that tbh

short form as nickname that is

[lucid granite]

yea

I've been called dad and son by more people than you'd expect

[fickle obsidian]

lmao

[lucid granite]

it's an identical running gag between two unconnected friends

[fickle obsidian]

i've only ever been called stuff in one-offs, nothin' consistent

[lucid granite]

technically, you're name as Leon here, which, unless it's ur real name, is a nickname

[fickle obsidian]

like whenever i ran around a friend in an online game as they were prepping they once called me "Sparky" or somethin'

[lucid granite]

Sparky

what a lovely name

i am really tired but going to sleep doesn't sound nice

[fickle obsidian]

yeah sleeping would just mean work again sooner so i'm not hype for it

[lucid granite]

it really is a shame that waking up immediately means you gotta start working

like night is really when i function best

except right now when im worn out

maybe night isn't the best time

who knows, not me

time to go lay in bed and wish the day was over

gn

[lament ginkgo]

That salt water gonna make you float to the top 😄

[sterile tartan]

Apple pie scented one

[dry bison]

Can you make a candle that smells like sulfur?

Like a candle that smells like poo to kill the poo smell to troll dudes with

[harsh glade]

I got no friends w/ no man's sky

hoping to make some here 😊

[dry bison]

You can call the candle "The Mandle"

"A candle that smells like shit. You deserve it."

Got your sales pitch already

"Treat yourself like you beat yourself" - Promotional Candle sales pitch

[fickle obsidian]

I finally bothered to look up what in the world a logarithm is, and it's pretty cool. Although I'm still fuzzy on the details

[dry bison]

"In mathematics, the logarithm is the inverse function to exponentiation."

Basically the inversion of an exponent.
If you know what an exponent is, it's a formula to break down an exponent for other functions, like working backwards through a calculation.

1+2=3, 3-2=1 is an inverse function to addition in this oversimplification

Why did you need to know what a logarithm is?

Are you doing advanced mathematics?

Are you sneaking the calculus books into the bathroom again!?

[sterile tartan]

Probably lmao

Sulfur scent oil exists

[dry bison]

I wonder if it's dangerous to huff farty candles

[sterile tartan]

[dry bison]

I don't wonder enough to try

[sterile tartan]

It's probably fine tbh

Just don't eat them

[dry bison]

Sounds like a fetish

[sterile tartan]

Fart fetish exists
So I wouldn't be surprised if someone out there huffs fart scented things to sate their urges

[dry bison]

The urge to sniff shit

[sterile tartan]

[dry bison]

holy shit why was this never used to sell Phantasy Star online?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrxNwUSh54c

FLYING NINJA ROCKET BOOTS? YES FUCKING PLEASE

[sterile tartan]

Oh sweet

[dry bison]

This looks so bad ass

Like...Devil May Cry online

Minus the stupid guns

[sterile tartan]

Lol

[fickle obsidian]

log/logarithms are mentioned in a variety of other subjects, so it just becomes something of a necessity to have at least a simple notion of what it means

incidentally, either i'm failing to find the right words to search for info on a subject i'm thinking of (likely), or it's not written about as much as I'd have thought (unlikely)

[mint spear]

I'm about to FUCKING go crazy

[silver mantle]

Empty threats

[hallow isle]

Can't go somewhere you've never left

[sterile tartan]

You can if you dissociate

[hallow isle]

One weird trick the police hate for getting out of a traffic stop.
"Matthew Donnelly, 22, had dismissed PC Jamie Gosling’s request for the key to his BMW 1 series by telling the officer ‘it’s keyless, you p****’. "

[mint spear]

Why did they censor prick

[hallow isle]

Don't know, asshole

@opaque tartan https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-59061538

[opaque tartan]

Nobody wants to see you

[opaque tartan]

I do like seeing these two lads at a game

But a lot of knobs are moaning about Arab owners of Newcastle now

[hallow isle]

tbh I'm looking forward to Ryan Reynolds having a run in with the Wealdstone raider

same division right? gonna happen

[short saddle]

Oi gamers!

How is all doin

[ruby bay]

Did a Conjuration only run on skyrim

Was very rich at the end

[silent wagon]

Holy shit

[short saddle]

Shit is holy

Indeed

[ruby bay]

Didn't need to spend anything on weapons

[short saddle]

Fast travel amiibo s not pog

[ruby bay]

Also I turned 19 yesterday

I'm getting old

[short saddle]

Dude

Have a happy day after birthday

[silent wagon]

Now you're making me feel old 💀

[ruby bay]

Thanks

[short saddle]

@silent wagon soul do u are a switch gamer?

[silver mantle]

[silent wagon]

I have one console and it sure as shit isn't anything Nintendo makes

[short saddle]

Really?

Tod

[mint spear]

No not really

[short saddle]

When is next elder scrolls out?

[mint spear]

In fact, that person owns a dozen Nintendo consoles

The next Elder Scrolls shall come out in 5021

[short saddle]

Have u played dread?!

Gosh

[silver mantle]

Skyrim is releasing soon

[short saddle]

I looove dread

[silver mantle]

[mint spear]

One does not know what Dread is

[short saddle]

Metroid 5

Like

The sequel to 19 yrold game?

Lol

[mint spear]

One has never played Metroid and never will

[sterile tartan]

We have a 3DS though

[silent wagon]

Oh yeah

[terse cargo]

Exposed

[mint spear]

And spanked

I'm watching Dune today

Change of plans

[silver mantle]

I'm not

[terse cargo]

Have fun

Its a long movie, get enough Popcorn

[mint spear]

Caramel popcorn

[terse cargo]

Preferably

[mint spear]

With chili sauce

I'm gonna dip them in the Last Dab

Pepper X hype

Gonna melt my face off

[terse cargo]

You are now being hunted by werthers original

If you get caught you will be caramelized and turned into Bonbons

[mint spear]

Lmao

I don't like those

They taste weird to me

[terse cargo]

I like them

Anyway backfisch time

[mint spear]

Change of plans

No Dune today

Fate is a bitch

[terse cargo]

Thats a Rapid plan changing you got there

[mint spear]

Blame my gf

[terse cargo]

Maybe i will

[mint spear]

Do it

Don't get into a relationship with Brazilian girls

[sterile tartan]

I'm blaming you instead of your gf

[mint spear]

I'm blaming Soul

[sterile tartan]

You know what. That's fair

[sterile tartan]

[silver mantle]

Id be willing to try

[mint spear]

It's fun for a month

[silver mantle]

I don't do long term well anyway

[silent wagon]

How many is a brazilian 😭

[sterile tartan]

Big words for someone who could easily be shaken awake every time they're barely asleep

[terse cargo]

Huge props to the guy that made backfisch btw

That shit is delicious

[hallow isle]

How many is a Brazilian?

[terse cargo]

Like 4

[silent wagon]

Too late, I already made that joke

[hallow isle]

Fuck

[terse cargo]

Get destroyed

[silver mantle]

🙃

Its never enough

[mint spear]

I was thinking about Phasmo and the light flickered

I'm in a basement

[terse cargo]

Well

Do you have a crucifix

[mint spear]

No but i have a hammer

[terse cargo]

And a sickle?

[elder shale]

Hide

Don't let Karen Jackson kill you again

[silver mantle]

Just run around a counter

[mint spear]

Karen is about to get her shit rocked

[silver mantle]

Bro those ghosts could just walk through it but there he was, following me around it until the hunt ended

[silent wagon]

Idk which nutter decided dead things hate a symbol that was probably made after they died but it's greatly entertaining to me, lol

[silver mantle]

Ive broken reality

[terse cargo]

Just point at your neighbour and scream hes the manager

[mint spear]

They kill everyone they see in one hunt if you don't hide now

[silver mantle]

They still have to catch me

[elder shale]

Like really quickly too

[terse cargo]

It murdered all 3 of us in like 1 second

[silver mantle]

Oh just has to look?

[mint spear]

They are faster now

[elder shale]

I still think that was a bug

[mint spear]

Faster than everyone

[elder shale]

I'm not sure

[mint spear]

You can't run away anymore

It's over

[silver mantle]

See they learned I was too supreme and had to patch the game

[mint spear]

IT'S OVER

[silver mantle]

Ill find another way to break it

[silent wagon]

What if the ghost was like, not religious when it was alive? Or not Christian, lol? What's the crucifix gonna do then

[mint spear]

They hunt with the crucifix in the room anyway

Doesn't help much

[terse cargo]

To quote you "hide behind furniture and pray"

[mint spear]

Exactly

[silent wagon]

It's all fun and games til a Scientology ghost starts hopping on your couch like Tom Cruise

[silver mantle]

Crucifix is for cowards; ghost hunting is the most annoying part of the game tbh cuz it suffers from outlast syndrome

[mint spear]

Especially now when they blocked lockers

[silver mantle]

I watched one track through an entire building

Ill prolly just let them kill me tbh

Bbl

[mint spear]

I can't cause we won't have items

Lmao

[silent wagon]

The Scientology ghost when some buffoon pulls a crucifix on it

[terse cargo]

I think the notion was that the crucifix channeld the divine through it and banished the ghost like that

[silent wagon]

I'll banish it with a fuckin Big Mac

[lucid granite]

i mean, if you use it right...

[terse cargo]

You can try, maybe the ghost is afraid of calories

[lucid granite]

tbh to banish demons and all that jazz a crucifix is very unnecessary

(to my knowledge)

[silent wagon]

Come on now, if you think about it an awful lot of people on the planet believe in McDonald's. All that faith gotta go somewhere, therefore imma banish ghosts with it 😌

[lucid granite]

i don't think i can argue with that

i mean i might be able to, im just very tired

[terse cargo]

Hmm by that notion elon musk might be a god

[lucid granite]

who said he isn't tbf

[silent wagon]

Big Macs>Elon

[terse cargo]

I dont think believing is enough tbh

[silent wagon]

You see grasshopper, not enough people believe believe in Elon for that to work. But billions of people have faith in the Golden Arches 😌

[terse cargo]

You need to pray to it for that to work

[silent wagon]

Says who

[terse cargo]

God apparently

[mint spear]

Assuming that douchebag exists

[lucid granite]

wat

[silent wagon]

Where's the rule saying I can't fart to use holy Big Mac powers on ghosts and goblins

[mint spear]

If there is a god then god is a douchetard

[terse cargo]

I dont know my dishwasher told me that, and that thing is as close to god as one can be

[mint spear]

And should be banished to the shadow realm

[lucid granite]

holy crap what the heck

[clever vessel]

we should be banished

not God

[short saddle]

Why not play metroid game

[silent wagon]

Printers>your dishwasher. Prove me wrong

[mint spear]

One has no interest in it

[clever vessel]

printer can’t clean dishes don’t @ me

[terse cargo]

Well i dont need a printer but i need the dishwasher

[short saddle]

Understandable u missing out big time tho

[mint spear]

One cares not

[short saddle]

Good for u bro

[silent wagon]

But printers are all-powerful and dishwashers aren't. Printers can even sense your fear or urgency and choose whether or not to strike you down 😌

[clever vessel]

i hate printers

i will curb stump a printer

[terse cargo]

My printer is a bitch thats afraid of change

[short saddle]

Printers are ok

[mint spear]

Printers can also print out pictures

[short saddle]

Doshwashers are underwhelming

[mint spear]

That you can frame

[short saddle]

Dosh

Dish

[terse cargo]

If that thing is a god the World is Ending

[clever vessel]

dashwishers

[silent wagon]

Is it tho? Or are its holy ways set in stone

[lucid granite]

according to Christianity, the world has been ending for quite some time now

[mint spear]

Christianity is a scam

[clever vessel]

nuuh

[mint spear]

Religion itself is a scam

[lucid granite]

ur a scam

[silent wagon]

So has every printer I've used tbh

[terse cargo]

Pretty shitty stones if you ask me

[short saddle]

@mint spear religion is comfy

[silent wagon]

They always end themselves, smh

[mint spear]

Cthulhu will set you all straight

Embrace the madness

[clever vessel]

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[lucid granite]

i would look into one of the eyes of Cthulu and say "no"

[short saddle]

I wish i believed in god

[terse cargo]

Dishwasher will protect me

[short saddle]

It would be so helpful

[silent wagon]

Believe in printers

[lucid granite]

y no believe?

[short saddle]

I dont need to

[short saddle]

Its like asking why dont i have green eyes

[silent wagon]

Printers may or may not believe in you, which sounds religious to me

[mint spear]

Religious people use god as an excuse to be assholes

[short saddle]

I just cant so anything about it