Lesson is: bruh y'er damn teeth.
#off-topic-bond-james-bond
elder shale
mint spear
It hurt my whole face. 😩
hallow isle
Untrue, I was busy deleting Facebook
hallow isle
I need to floss tbh
Google interdental picks
elder shale
Fun fact: trigeminal neuralgia is supposedly the most painful thing you can experience. Facial pain is no fun.
mint spear
best decision at the time
little bloom
The one I had pulled and the..second I let kinda...fall out itself, were the same tooth on both sides so the dentist thinks that it's a similar issue and not really my fault. Dumb baby teeth never getting adult ones instead
The worst pain I've had was dry socket after wisdom teeth surgery
I wanted to die
hallow isle
Google interdental picks
I imagine there's a whole swarm of turtles swimming round with interdental picks jammed up their nose, but floss tape is rubbish
dusty magnet
Worst pain I've had was after falling off the roof of my highschool
little bloom
I was popping narcotic pain meds like House just to exist
dusty magnet
Pulled a bunch of muscles in my back
elder shale
Off topic got mildly uncomfortable.
hallow isle
Pulled a bunch of muscles in my back
Imagine having muscles
mint spear
dusty magnet
Actually come to think of it I may have compressed my spine
elder shale
Have a nodding cat.
mint spear
Actually come to think of it I may have compressed my spine
how shorter are you now
dusty magnet
how shorter are you now
Approximately 3 feet
mint spear
Rofl
little bloom
Ok maybe not the worst pain. Breaking my foot was awful.
Gallbladder attacks put me in the ER several times, as well as acute pancreatitis....
Trying to put clothes on at the height of the issues with my hand, when even twitching a finger hurt, put me to the ground lmao
dusty magnet
Did you try turning it off and back on
little bloom
I'd gladly deal with some of those again over getting nerve blocker shots for carpal tunnel release. Or the testing done to confirm carpal tunnel. Those had no right hurting that badly
scarlet gorge
Unplug it and plug it back in?
night bobcat
clever vessel
I imagine there's a whole swarm of turtles swimming round with interdental picks...
hello
clever vessel
yeah
clever vessel
rude, but ok
mint spear
rofl
dusty magnet
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to poop
And only farted
mint spear
😔
hallow isle
That reminds me I should get out of the bath
scarlet gorge
How long have you been in the bath
dusty magnet
Did you soil the bath again
hallow isle
How long ago was 18:12
clever vessel
adam chattin in the bath
scarlet gorge
Not long enough
dusty magnet
One hour sixteen minutes
hallow isle
That long
dusty magnet
Isn't the water cold by now?
hallow isle
I'm not gonna lie I've topped it up 3 times
mint spear
AdamB is too fucking beautiful for water to cool down around him.
dusty magnet
I'm not gonna lie I've topped it up 3 times
Ahahaha
hallow isle
Trying to steam my sinuses open
dusty magnet
Has adamb ever face revealed?
hallow isle
lol No
dusty magnet
I thought not
clever vessel
yes it has
clever vessel
hallow isle
Doxed
elder shale
Nice eyteeth
clever vessel
imagine Bee not revealing himself
clever vessel
B
spare harbor
Well this is chaos
clever vessel
yes good
dusty magnet
What's a pewo
spare harbor
Typo apparently people are pewos
dusty magnet
Hello pewo
spare harbor
Gota love talk to text
fathom valve
Absolutely
void plank
The worst pain I've had was dry socket after wisdom teeth surgery
Had dry socket before too after having one of my back teeth pulled. Not wisdom teeth was a tooth directly in front of where my wisdom teeth used to be... Got an infection because dentist did not clean out the socket after pulling the tooth and the infection caused the dry socket... Took a couple weeks for it to finally go away and I can confirm this 2as the worst pain I have ever had... And I had a cyst in a not so nice area that had to be lanced without being deadened first... The tooth was much worse...
spare harbor
Ugh that brings back bad memories
spare harbor
Dentist screwed up surgery. Had to break my jaw no pain relief
fathom valve
That sounds not write
spare harbor
It hurt so bad and I wouldnt pass out
fathom valve
Dang
spare harbor
Xomplicated surgery took to long meds were off couldn't give more but they had to finish
Lost a extra tooth in the process
void plank
Xomplicated surgery took to long meds were off couldn't give more but they had t...
I would own that company after that... Lawyers love malpractice cases because of the money they can make in them if you win.. but lawyers are expensive when it is not a guaranteed win case.
little bloom
O w
void plank
Yeah but cases like that can still be won with the right lawyer
spare harbor
I was super thankful too. It relieved a pain I'd had 5 years
Broken jaw was totally wort it
void plank
Fair enough
spare harbor
Imagine a nerve shooting pain up your eye for 5 years
hallow isle
Ok better get out for real, getting kinda thirsty
Water water everywhere not a drop to drink
dusty magnet
Smh my head
spare harbor
Lol more paper work
terse cargo
burn it
fickle obsidian
make papier mache
spare harbor
I love that!
I used to do paper birds
Welp just gota wait 15 mins now
Wooooo
Either freedom or qyaratine
Well technically I get the week off either way
Should feel well enough to game tomorrow
fathom valve
Gamers are always well enough to game 👾
dusty magnet
My mom always said if I was sick I couldn't play videogames lol which never made sense to me
elder shale
Well, I don't get sick often - very rarely in fact.
But when I do it knocks me tf out so I can't really do much but stay in bed.
hallow isle
My mom always said if I was sick I couldn't play videogames lol which never made...
It's because kids are lying little shits who will say they are ill to play videogames
Source: was a kid
dusty magnet
Ppffttt I never did that
scarlet gorge
It's because kids are lying little shits who will say they are ill to play video...
It’s true
Source: I am a kid
dusty magnet
I thought you was like mid 20s
scarlet gorge
15….
dusty magnet
scarlet gorge
Why does everyone on the internet think in over 20…
dusty magnet
Cause we're dumn
plain burrow
I need an assistance on swapping my pc Into a new case pls pls dm me with advice
hallow isle
I need an assistance on swapping my pc Into a new case pls pls dm me with advice
It's never too early to start planning for your retirement
safe path
I would watch a video on how to do it
dusty magnet
Fuck that reminds me I need to put money in my ROTH
safe path
Best advice I can give without physically being there to help
Also uuuuuugh I got 29/30 on my assessment for work x.x
jaunty copper
My mom always said if I was sick I couldn't play videogames lol which never made...
So that you wouldn’t fake it
dusty magnet
I've been at work for 2 hours and already really want to go home
mint spear
Very nice 👌
hallow isle
I've been at work for 2 hours and already really want to go home
One of us, one of us, one of us
mint spear
dusty magnet
Oic
fathom valve
Why does everyone on the internet think in over 20…
HA people think you an old man
fathom valve
i thought you were 20 when i first met you
hallow isle
"William Shatner to be blasted into space"
I know he's not everyone's cup of tea but seems like a small overreaction
fathom valve
huh?
mint spear
Didn't think he was dead yet tbh.
hallow isle
Didn't think he was dead yet tbh.
Apparently they're not waiting
mint spear
Kinda jealous. Wish someone would fucking yeet me in to space.
fickle obsidian
u ever wish planets would have gravity hiccups that bump stuff into space
mint spear
Imagine if Earth just stopped spinning for a second.
Everything thrown in a direction at 24,000 mph.
👌
fathom valve
what a silly thought
fickle obsidian
vroom
elder shale
It would scour entire landscapes I don't think you'd witness much.
fathom valve
i live life 24,000 mph
mint spear
By the time you realised what was happening, you'd be vaporised once.
fickle obsidian
sweet
mint spear
Only once though.
fathom valve
I want to vaporise
fickle obsidian
vaping & yeeting simultaneously nice
mint spear
I'd like to be eaten by a blackhole so I can experience the death of the time and the universe.
long orchid
Noob
fickle obsidian
vape is short for vaporize u can't tell me otherwise
terse cargo
Everything thrown in a direction at 24,000 mph.
thats why i live on the northpole
fickle obsidian
what about the weast pole
fathom valve
your not my mother
dusty magnet
Prove it
terse cargo
frick you mother
do not frick your mother, ödipus tried that
fathom valve
how
fathom valve
do not frick your mother, ödipus tried that
o
mint spear
Eating 1 gallon of gherkins sounds horrendously impossible.
Gunna watch. Super interested.
dusty magnet
Fuck I really miss halo infinite
dusty magnet
Pickles aren't necessarily just gherkins.
No, but they are disgusting
mint spear
Pickles aren't necessarily just gherkins.
I just went off the opening scene of a jar of gherkins tbh.
dusty magnet
We should eliminate all pickles
clever vessel
no
mint spear
I love them very big.
clever vessel
yes
mint spear
I'm gunna be pickling eggs soon ready for Christmas. 😌
dusty magnet
Okay Moe
elder shale
I like pickles, but mostly for making food rather than just eating for the sake of it.
void plank
We should eliminate all pickles
The friend I live with would disagree. You know the one that keeps causing us to lose the game? lol... Dude eats more pickles than anyone I have ever known.
elder shale
I'll occasionally go rob a tiny cauliflower to crunch 
lucid granite
RIP Facebook
void plank
Oh and I lost the game... For the second time today....
hallow isle
I just went off the opening scene of a jar of gherkins tbh.
I paused it and took a breath when I saw her downing the juice
mint spear
Fucking Zoid shared pics here a long while back of him drinking fucking pickle juice.
Disgusting.
hallow isle
I can't stand pickles and this has just sealed the deal
void plank
Yup. Buddy I live with does that too... Drinks it. Makes pickle sickles out of it...
mint spear
🤢
lucid granite
Oh and I lost the game... For the second time today....
that's my second time too, gosh darnit
mint spear
It's basically vinegar lmao.
night bobcat
Yummy
lucid granite
Who's Zoid?
tribal siren
Fuck I really miss halo infinite
I missed the btb beta :(
Really looking forward to Dec 8th though
Going to play it a lot
mint spear
I thought too much vinegar dries your blood tbh. Dunno if I was just told that as a younger lad to stop me ever drinking pickle juice.
I never looked up the truth of it.
lucid granite
too much vinegar can be bad for u, idk the exact effects of it
mint spear
Too much of anything is bad tbf.
hallow isle
too much vinegar can be bad for u, idk the exact effects of it
mild case of dead
night bobcat
Oh, that's all
hallow isle
yeah
mint spear
Worth the risk.
hallow isle
just a mild case
night bobcat
Sweet
dusty magnet
I missed the btb beta :(
It was sooo much fun
They fucking knocked it out of the park with btb
tribal siren
It was sooo much fun
It looked amazing! The ghost looks fast af
Can't wait to try those loot cave things too
hallow isle
so what I learned from the video is that you can make your brain bigger by drinking a fatal amount of pickle juice, then a dangerous amount of water
tribal siren
That sandy map looks like the best map in halo for a while too
tribal siren
so what I learned from the video is that you can make your brain bigger by drink...
So it's a verified way to get smarter?
On it
mint spear
So the mukbanger who ate them gherkins basically shitted herself to dehydration?
tribal siren
Will report back
hallow isle
So the mukbanger who ate them gherkins basically shitted herself to dehydration?
pretty much
mint spear
Well damn.
mint spear
She's lucky she didn't die tbh.
hallow isle
I don't know how much 78g of salt is but it sounds a lot
mint spear
Also, I never knew that the brain actively tries to stop itself from shrinking. Brain really is a clever meat.
tribal siren
I don't know how much 78g of salt is but it sounds a lot
Exactly 13x the recommended maximum daily intake
13 days of salt in one meal
tribal siren
Or 4.3 tablespoons
hallow isle
2 league of legends tournaments
elder shale
Lmao Adam
tribal siren
It's like
Getting a big measuring spoon
And just eating 4 decent mouthfuls of salt
mint spear
The thought of that dried my mouth out.
tribal siren
A kebab has like 6g
This while Instagram thing is driving me stir crazy
It's like one of my main methods of communication
hallow isle
reminds me i should ahve some dinner
"Have the facebook engineers tried using ivermectin?"
my sides
elder shale
ffs
mint spear
Hahaha
mint spear
Man someone at FB made a freaking big mistake.
I really can't see them letting interns/new employees have that kind of access and experienced developers/sys admins absolutely know not to do that.
silent wagon
Twitter
night bobcat
Hah, thanks adam
lucid granite
yo who wants to make Facebook 2?
silent wagon
Twitter
lucid granite
they probably lost their patent too
silent wagon
Twitter
mint spear
https://twitter.com/GavinDYoung/status/1445077064126799879
Waking Titan confirmed 🙌
night bobcat
Dreamers 😦
mint spear
😔
clever vessel
what if they did WT for 4.0
jaunty copper
Are you listening Seeen
mint spear
Wow that was nearly spam.
clever vessel
i am good at spam
magic cloak
Hope they set the servers on fire and destroy it permanently
Its so peaceful for the 3 hours
You can hear birds chirping, people talking
clever vessel
i bet some people are going insane without being able to complain or share their conscience for 3 hours
magic cloak
Its like 2003
clever vessel
it’s like 1998
hallow isle
"Facebook has sent a team to one of its California data centers to try to manually reset its servers - NYT"
what a crock of shit
day job is 1/100th the size of facebook and we have DSL lines for emergency access into every site
if someone tried to get me to go to site during an outage I'd laugh in their face
clever vessel
Zuckerberg shows up by himself wearing sunglasses and walking in slowly
magic cloak
Imagine if thanos shows up in a portal
And says this is the nexus event for our timeline
😩
hallow isle
the problem they'll be looking to solve is how to bring it back up without destroying the internet
magic cloak
They are barely the internet
mint spear
Tons of websites and apps are reporting issues cause users can't login.
magic cloak
Also Facebook.com is up for sale
No dibs
mint spear
Very much a large part of the internet.
magic cloak
Tons of websites and apps are reporting issues cause users can't login.
Well thats just stupi to use one site as login for everything
😩
hallow isle
if they don't manage a simultaneous restart of all peerings, we'll see a cascade failure of domestic ISP's
magic cloak
Finally the internet is going down
mint spear
🙌
magic cloak
I would not be able to play marvel future revolution tho
clever vessel
🥳
hallow isle
oh wait, windows 11 was released today
magic cloak
Really?
elder shale
This game was tense.
magic cloak
Damn this is 4d chess
magic cloak
This game was tense.
Halo
mint spear
Native Disney Plus app tomorrow.
elder shale
What
mint spear
🙌
hallow isle
the problem I have is I've never bought a copy of windows in my life
so dunno if I can upgrade
magic cloak
It literally costs three fiddy
mint spear
Eh you should be good. Licenses transfer.
You probably got a key when you moved to 10.
Even pirates got a legit key.
magic cloak
For like 3.49$ you can get a full home edition
hallow isle
just signed in with my microsoft account
I got a free copy of windows 7 for being a beta tester
mint spear
There you go.
magic cloak
Ah
hallow isle
and... that's all I've used ever
not sure what type it is
I'm averse to giving MS money y'see
mint spear
Mine's a pirate to legit key.
magic cloak
The only good thing about windows 11 is android native stuff but nothing else is any improvement over existing stuff
The UI looks futuristic, so theres that
hallow isle
eh
magic cloak
hallow isle
I use a mac
magic cloak
I use pac
hallow isle
I've been in the future for 15 years
mint spear
I won't be rushing to upgrade to Win 11 tbh.
magic cloak
I've been in the future for 15 years
So u are 15 years in the past
mint spear
I've not really seen anything worthwhile to make the jump.
magic cloak
I can play some niche games now
So
Thats good enough for me
This is hilarious
clever vessel
uhoh Tom comin
mint spear
Nah I think it's just his smile.
dusty magnet
Hex face reveal
mint spear
Man I wish I was that fucking handsome.
clever vessel
Honestly who cares if you’re ugly you’re handsome our bodies don’t really matter
personality 👌
||our soul||
mint spear
You're not wrong zug.
clever vessel
i bet u pretty
elder shale
You're all gorgeous 
lucid granite
||our soul||
my soul is very ugly
lucid granite
are u suggesting making my soul looks fancy to solve the uglies?
clever vessel
cover it with makeup and chalk and stuff
clever vessel
and colorful pebbles
elder shale
Have a capybara and a dog.
clever vessel
ok thanks
tribal siren
Hang on, active statuses have started to go green for me on Instagram. Maybe it's coming back
hallow isle
been back for like, 20 mins
clever vessel
i'll try it
just kidding. people are too materialistic
hallow isle
banned
lucid granite
fair
elder shale
@limber fractal Gib heart puppy
lucid granite
hallow isle
Anyway today I learned instagram was used by someone other than models and thirsty dudes
dusty magnet
Time to be on hold with my bank for an hour
lucid granite
good luck bee
elder shale
The hive needs better bee support.
dusty magnet
Oh fuck there's 33 people in front of me
tribal siren
Anyway today I learned instagram was used by someone other than models and thirs...
How do you know I'm not a model tho
elder shale
33 bees*
hallow isle
How do you know I'm not a model tho
cause you're on discord
lucid granite
just fly over them bee
tribal siren
cause you're on discord
😭
hallow isle
I'm out of order
but I'm right
It's not even models on instagram either tbh
have you ever asked yourself
who is holding the camera
dusty magnet
Aww my salsa isn't hot :(
hallow isle
same deal with bear grylls, who's the bad ass, the guy swimming across a river, or the guy swimming across a river holding a camera
dusty magnet
Me. I'm more badass
hallow isle
bear grylls up a tree? camera man got up there too, carrying a camera
mint spear
or a drone
weak nimbus
mint spear
could be a drone with a camera
mint spear
zesty salsa verde
hallow isle
haunted ghost pepper
mint spear
i like the word zesty
hallow isle
not even a question
mint spear
y’all mean
dusty magnet
Yes
dusty magnet
It's very yummy
dusty magnet
Why would you put milk on your hamd
mint spear
LOL
lucid granite
wait... you don't?
dusty magnet
No ur weird
weak nimbus
🤠 🥛
lucid granite
yeehaw
hallow isle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722483676620914793/894702787244486716/ima...
I mean the prices look like US or Canadian prices, so unless you're in an Asian supermarket, none of them are going to be lethally hot
weak nimbus
US, basic grocer
lucid granite
oh no
hallow isle
I just got salsa in a cut
got any nacho's?
weak nimbus
yeehaw
funny story: when I worked at a bbq place, there was this one family that would come by every Friday, family of four, father would order a steak, mom would order fish, and the kids would get chicken fingers (aka, long chicken nuggets)
but they all ordered a tall glass of ice milk
every single week
and the dad was dressed like a proper cowboy going to a barn dance
dusty magnet
ice milk?
dusty magnet
What kind of hellspawn puts ice in their milk
lucid granite
i was some long chicken nuggets
lucid granite
iced coffee
technically
iced coffee, as long as it has creamer in it, is iced milk with some extra steps
weak nimbus
tribal siren
It's back I think
tribal siren
Working for me at least
hallow isle
https://i.imgur.com/n7KrhrH.jpg
someone sounds insecure
dusty magnet
I fr can't get over this ice milk thing
weak nimbus
every single week
dusty magnet
I'm so disturbed
weak nimbus
super proper
and despite the fact that we lived in California, had a full Texan accent
"Howdy, sir?" to me
dusty magnet
Okay, chocolate or strawberry milk?
weak nimbus
I think the daughter got strawberry once, but it was plain most of the time
or you mean us?
silent wagon
Two more days with shit internet, save me 😭
dusty magnet
Yeah what's y'all's preference?
weak nimbus
but I'm also lactose intolerant, so I really don't have it often
greek yogurt ftw
with weetabix
and blackberries
hallow isle
Yeah what's y'all's preference?
Girls, but I don't see the relevance
weak nimbus
I'm pan, but also prefer girls
brunettes and fake blondes that don't dye their brows
dusty magnet
Yumny
elder shale
Although I don't drink much milk these days, sometimes almond milk.
I haven't found strawberry milk in the stores yet for some reason, it's like they vanished now that I'm not a kid :(
clever vessel
same but banana milk
hallow isle
I haven't found strawberry milk in the stores yet for some reason, it's like the...
I have some fantastic news for you
elder shale
Hm?
dusty magnet
Wait it doesn't?
elder shale
clever vessel
what if cows had little compartments on their sides that plopped out strawberries
elder shale
Those are faeces, Zug.
clever vessel
they are red
clever vessel
who’s got time for that
dusty magnet
So does that mean chocolate milk does not come from brown cows?
elder shale
I also want strawberry milkshake.
hallow isle
It does not
hallow isle
Or, make strawberry milk and then shake it
elder shale
I will slap you back to Danelaw.
clever vessel
i’ll shake you
dusty magnet
Codeshake
elder shale
dusty magnet
I wonder what my iq is
elder shale
At least 1.
IQ is also a completely bullshit way to measure someone's intelligence but don't let me stop ya.
clever vessel
no this
dusty magnet
clever vessel
i love her facial expressions
lucid granite
wait i didn't see that bee had sent the video
clever vessel
yes
dusty magnet
I'm cool 😎
lucid granite
very
clever vessel
can i keep my milk inside you?
clever vessel
gleam
night bobcat
night bobcat
weak nimbus
Grilled salad
void plank
We have home made chilli for dinner!
weak nimbus
elder shale
Grilled... salad?
silent wagon
Twitter
clever vessel
What kind?
silent wagon
Twitter
elder shale
Also that sounds yummy, I haven't had chili in a while. Mum makes a killer chili, I should call her this week and go have lunch with her.
clever vessel
chili mmm
clever vessel
yes
elder shale
Honey balsamic vinaigrette is 
void plank
My friend's wife's home made chilli is so much better than the nasty shit my mom used to make us... Not trying to blast my mom's cooking or anything.... Wait yeah.. I am... Mother's cooking was shit... Tomatoes don't go in chilli... Nor should chilli ever be made using tomato sauce as a base....
weak nimbus
I'm Indian, so my mom Indianized everything
spaghetti curry
curry chili
and so on
civic ferry
So she curried favor
weak nimbus
...
void plank
I bet it was still better than the stuff my mother cooked lol.her food was always bland too... Not enough seasoning... I live in Louisiana ffs shit supposed to be spicy specially chilli lol.
zenith pebble
spice up the crawdads
void plank
Just like boiled crawfish are supposed to be spicy... No she would boil them with no crab boil seasoning no butter no garlic nothing.....
zenith pebble
just boiled crawfish? hmm...
void plank
Yup... Boil crawfish in straight water if you want seasoning season them yourself.... Outside the water.... Where the seasoning can't be absorbed into the crawfish.... What Louisianian fucked up boiled crawfish you may ask.... My mother that's who...
elder shale
So she curried favor
void plank
Hey look it's.... Loggy bear. 🤣
zenith pebble
is good boiled crawfish good?
im from the northeast so we would catch them in litte creeks and stuff, but never eat them
safe path
so we took the plunge, I got New world because Clair has it. She really likes it so far
I don't like that steam remote install didn't work yet again
void plank
is good boiled crawfish good?
If they are cooked right they are amazing
zenith pebble
i see... interesting, one day ill visit New Orleans or somethin and have to try them out. thanks
void plank
i see... interesting, one day ill visit New Orleans or somethin and have to try ...
If you are not used to spicy food make sure you ask for mild not spicy.
And remember our "spicy" is way hotter than most places...
zenith pebble
im a fan of spice, but will def be careful. thanks 🙂
void plank
Me and my friends were joking about doing boiled crawfish up in Kentucky once we move there. He was saying no one will be able to eat them (talking about any friends we make up there) his wife responds with well they will just have to eat from the kids batch because I'm not lowering the spice in the adults. The first batch of crawfish is always the mildest and goes to the kids. After that is when the real spice gets added to the pot.
elder shale
Send me some, I love spicy food 
void plank
The water gets so dark red from all the seasoning that it usually stains the inside of the ice chest that we dump the crawfish in once they are cooked.
silent wagon
I have the weakest stomach known to man, spicy foods are no bueno 😆
void plank
Send me some, I love spicy food <:SharkLove:894425698389864518>
If there way a way to keep them fresh on the trip I would do that lol. But they would prolly go bad in there way there. Plus re heated crawfish don't taste all that great.
elder shale
Tru
zenith pebble
What're you apologising for.
apex meme
zenith pebble
nothing to do with your wonderful mother
mozambique is a pistol shotgun, and the characters all say "Mozambique here" if you ping it
left portal
I needed to send this to something. Idk why I find it so inexplicably hilarious
I'm pretty sure looking at it can cure disease
elder shale
Oh.
void plank
Man all that talk about crawfish... Now I want crawfish... Season needs to hurry up and open!
clever vessel
i agree with cat
left portal
I agree with you agreeing with cat
void plank
About the best time for crawfish is around March and April. They get really big but are still not to the point where they are hard to peel.
This is of course my opinion. Everyone is different when it comes to when the best time is.
elder shale
safe path
Ugh god damnit..been waiting for 30 minutes for my groceries for pickup.. was suppto get them at 6 buy they are running behind
So annoyed right now. I understand being behind but damnit they told me come down at 715 and I did and we still haven't got them
And when I called just a moment ago someone forgot to bring it out
And they just brought someone else's order out
dry bison
https://tenor.com/view/cats-toby-the-cat-nod-yes-yes-yes-hooman-gif-17105827
Tonight's menu includes chicken and lo-mein noodles.
dry bison
Ugh god damnit..been waiting for 30 minutes for my groceries for pickup.. was su...
I've had that happening here with grocery delivery. Happened so much I stopped using it.
The company stopped offering fast delivery at one point only promising grocery delivery same-day
silent wagon
Walmart delivery is on the dot or early here, it's 👌
void plank
"there is no cow level" that is all. Lol
wet pollen
Radar on the hunt for a snack
safe path
Alright so my opinion on New World, good game so far. No fast traveling mounts which is a let down because you have to walk everywhere or fast travel to an inn every 60 minutes. Combat is straight forward and fun. No dual wield weapons though, sucks
fickle obsidian
...why do you have to go to an inn? Or is it just the fast travel point?
safe path
The inn is a fast travel point and you must access each one before being able to fast travel there
lethal basin
Off topic
safe path
Just like in WoW except at level 20 in wow you get a mount that travels faster than running
fickle obsidian
i guess the world feels big enough to justify mounts then, huh?
royal ocean
@lethal basin how does a cat die from biting their tongue off?
lethal basin
<@675560391811661846> how does a cat die from biting their tongue off?
Is this a joke
royal ocean
well there has to be a way you could've fed it despite not having a tongue.. right?
safe path
Weapons wise, there is long sword, hatchet,hammer, rapier, great axe, bow, musket, staff, gauntlet, shield and I think one more
royal ocean
What
safe path
There is multiple forms of harvesting too. Stamina system for blocking and rolling/dodging.
scarlet gorge
cat
safe path
Cat
fickle obsidian
cat
fickle obsidian
haunted discord
safe path
What's weird though is the game has taxes. Kind of odd considering it's an Amazon game
fickle obsidian
lol
wet pollen
Lmao
fickle obsidian
yeah it being a MMO & by Amazon have me trying to ignore it
safe path
Overall I think it's worth the 1 time purchase price
fickle obsidian
1 time rental fee
wet pollen
I saw a friend play it a bit the other day, looked pretty solid overall
safe path
It has pretty nice graphics too
fickle obsidian
it looked very average to me from what i've seen of it
in terms of gameplay at least
safe path
I don't like the split shot ability with bows. Instead of firing 3 arrows at once, it fires a single arrow that splits into 3 shortly after
fickle obsidian
graphically it looks about as nice as any other realistic AAA game
that's one way to do a triple shot
safe path
Oh and you have to carry ammo unlike WoW (currently) plus side you make 50 arrows at a time.
But turkies are little bastard and fast
fickle obsidian
turkeys are the real endgame bosses
safe path
And they drop feathers which obviously you need for arrows lol
fickle obsidian
are they the only bird-type enemy?
safe path
Idk I just started and barely got to the first major area lol
fickle obsidian
gotcha
safe path
I know there are alligators though and they bite hard
fickle obsidian
i think so, yeah
wet pollen
Nice, I like little crafting systems like that 👍
wet pollen
Kitty!
safe path
I was hoping it would keep the background transparent but it didnt
wet pollen
a very sloppy edit lol
zenith pebble
beautiful 😍
lucid granite
oh gosh
liminal spaces are interesting
should i go down this rabbit hole this late at night?
Probably not
fickle obsidian
but away u gooo
lucid granite
first image already freaked me out
lucid granite
it's just so discomforting
lucid granite
i didn't click that gif
what the heck discord
anyway, congrats on being the hit band Weezer
wait
no that sentence probably checks out
dusty magnet
you're welcome
lucid granite
no problem
dusty magnet
sure thing
lucid granite
@dusty magnet
dusty magnet
sleep well!
pliant fjordBOT
Astronomy Pic of the Day: Sunrise at the South Pole
Explanation: Sunrise at the South Pole is different. Usually a welcome sight, it follows months of darkness -- and begins months of sunshine. At Earth's poles, it can take weeks for the Sun to rise, in contrast with just minutes at any mid-latitude location. Sunrise at a pole is caused by the tilt of the Earth as it orbits the Sun, not by the rotation of the Earth. Although at a pole, an airless Earth would first see first Sun at an equinox, the lensing effect of the Earth's atmosphere and the size of the solar disk causes the top of the Sun to appear about two-weeks early. Pictured two weeks ago, the Sun peaks above the horizon of a vast frozen landscape at Earth's South Pole. The true South Pole is just a few meters to the left of the communications tower. This polar sunrise capture was particularly photogenic as the Sun appeared capped by a green flash.
jovial dragon
Beverly hills
It's not as nice as you think. Trust me.
dusty magnet
It's not as nice as you think. Trust me.
I know. Is song.
modest ice
Do any of you know why is it when you are drifting off to sleep and your to the point you are thinking then all of a sudden you wake up for no reason? Then you try to go back to sleep but you can’t cause it feels weird
sterile tartan
I'm actually starting to get some plot ideas for the story I've been planning most recently. Not a lot of stories make it this far with me lol
sterile tartan
Do any of you know why is it when you are drifting off to sleep and your to the ...
Idk why it happens but I understand the feeling. It's frustrating as well, on top of feeling weird
jovial dragon
Intel CEO says AMD's time is "over".
Lol what? They say that but yet AMD keeps chipping away at Intel's market share....
silver mantle
It was like vague bagel and onion flavor mixed with toaster struedal frosting flavor
And the onion flavor is still floating there
modest ice
Idk why it happens but I understand the feeling. It's frustrating as well, on to...
It’s currently 3 in the morning and I can’t sleep plus I have school
sterile tartan
Oh yikes. I don't have any useful suggestions but I hope you at least get a small amount 
modest ice
Oh yikes. I don't have any useful suggestions but I hope you at least get a smal...
Eh I’m also having a throat issue rn so I might be able to use that to get outta school for tmrw and just work on it from home
sterile tartan
Maybe. It sucks to not be able to sleep. Makes it hard to focus later
modest ice
Someone stole my chrome book too yesterday lmao
modest ice
Funny part was it was just charging in class so they stole it while I was in the class with the chrombook in the class
sterile tartan
Wow. And no one saw? Suspicious
modest ice
Hopefully my mom believes me that I couldn’t sleep and Doesent say something like “it’s cause of that phone” or something
silver mantle
Probably shouldn't be caught using it then 😝
sterile tartan
^
modest ice
Tbh I don’t remember the last time I’ve been caught
sterile tartan
My mom used to look through my phone when I was still living with her. All the way up til I was 18 and she actually did find something she didn't want to see. Couldn't do anything though cuz I was 18
modest ice
My parents are cool enough to give me privacy with my phone so they’re pretty sweet
sterile tartan
That's good
Hah. I had a bf who knew that mom checked it and made it seem like I sent a dirty pic but I didn't. Mom didn't believe me. But I also didn't get in trouble
Anywayyy sorry
modest ice
Anywayyy sorry
Sorry about what?
sterile tartan
Random sharing of stuff. Idk
modest ice
Nah it’s fine I’m kinda bored since I can’t sleep
sterile tartan
Fair
modest ice
Is it night for you rn or are you in a different time zone?
sterile tartan
The coffee shop story I've been trying to write ... I finally chose a direction to go. There's a corrupt group of magic users who are causing some serious changes to the world. Or at least to the town
It's 1am here
modest ice
The coffee shop story I've been trying to write ... I finally chose a direction ...
Sounds awesome
silver mantle
Writing was originally the reason I was a night owl haha
terse cargo
i just evolved into a night owl because i hate sleep
modest ice
I started out as a night owl by playing on a Minecraft realm with like 2 friends and we stayed up all night those were good times
sterile tartan
The main character runs a coffee shop that has enchanted menu items. Like for example, a drink could change your hair color temporarily. It's an illusion but it's still fun
I'm up partly because we're doing laundry but my usual excuse is I just feel like it
modest ice
I told my dad about my crush and apparently she lives on the street right next to me which is a very short street
sterile tartan
Oh wow. That's pretty cool
terse cargo
The main character runs a coffee shop that has enchanted menu items. Like for ex...
mana is replaced by caffeine /s
sounds cool
sterile tartan
Haha
sterile tartan
They must not know that Fazz's place offers tea as well. Maybe they should expand their awareness
...what if they have smoothies though
sterile tartan
Seems innocent enough. The customers wouldn't have a clue theyre trying to take over the world or whatever
I don't actually know the end goal of the rogue magic users yet
terse cargo
when i said tea i kinda thought they could be sneering imperialists but what would smoothie villains do
sterile tartan
Hmm...
Well the weather is being unstable in town. That's what tipped off the whole thing. Non-magic people are blaming ALL magic though
terse cargo
fruit vampires......
sterile tartan
Lol
Hold on
What of they just suddenly show up out of nowhere with a drive up coffee stand. Rival coffee people that can disappear whenever because their shop is mobile
terse cargo
i must excuse all the vampire stuff, i watched castlevanias last season
sterile tartan
Fair
terse cargo
Hold on
What of they just suddenly show up out of nowhere with a drive up coffee...
i mean fair but that doesn't really give them an evil end goal
terse cargo
the villains are a big coffee shop company and our hero is trying to sustain his own shop from being bought up by the large company
actually that might be too realistic
sterile tartan
welcome to Mooncash
Out
terse cargo
BakingBagels
sterile tartan
Hehe
Timothy Wrench
because Thomas Hammer but idk if that's actually big or if it's local ish
terse cargo
i don't know it, but i also barely know any coffee shops
sterile tartan
It's local. Heck. Alright
terse cargo
https://wikiaboutcoffee.blogspot.com/2018/05/coffeeshop-company.html?m=1
i don't know what to say about that name
sterile tartan
I love it. Just because it's right to the point
terse cargo
that is literally the default character
that company is the Steve skin of Coffeeshop companies
sterile tartan
Yes
terse cargo
Also they make searching for Coffeeshop more difficult
sterile tartan
I found my notes for a story I forgot I was trying to plan. This happens a lot
terse cargo
have you considered writing it digitally or does that just not feel right
sterile tartan
I write most things digitally. Just have notes physically
terse cargo
ah okay
maybe you should write in a notebook
can't lose the entire book...... at least not as easily
sterile tartan
It's in one
Just, I have more than one notebook I've taken notes for things in. At least I stick to only one for things. It would suck if I broke up the same story's notes into more than one ahah
I've lost a couple notebooks... The one I know I lost, I have most of the story I'd been planning in it memorized....most
terse cargo
oh god imagine that reads notes "shit where is the rest" starts going through pile of notebooks
sterile tartan
Absolute nightmare
I have digital notes for like two of my stories. So that's cool. I think
The next step is actually finishing some of them
terse cargo
reminds of that one comedy gag where the woman reads an e book and just goes "wow this was a really good book" and just goes to the shelf and puts the e reader in there and the entire shelf is just filled with e readers
sterile tartan
Lol
terse cargo
The next step is actually finishing some of them
the hardest part, the ending
sterile tartan
Yeah
terse cargo
the hardester part, long term commitment
sterile tartan
The majority of stories I've started range from a paragraph to a few pages. A couple have some chapters. One that I started in high school is the longest and I know what I was doing with it, but the person who was part of writing it with me isn't part of my life any more. She has a major character in it. So I'm kinda at a loss for what to do with that
Maybe I could have her leave for whatever reason. Nothing drastic, just parts ways with the main group
terse cargo
maybe
sterile tartan
Almost all the characters are based on people I knew in high school. I talk to all of maybe uh. Zero, of them. So I'm gonna have to eventually get over that and keep writing anyway
terse cargo
either that or talk to them
mint spear
The majority of stories I've started range from a paragraph to a few pages. A co...
Kill her character
Easy
sterile tartan
I'd have to find a way to make it make sense in the story
terse cargo
turn the story into a murder mystery
mint spear
Nah just have her fall into the sewer or something
Twist is that she doesn't actually die but chooses to live in the sewers and develop super powers.
Returns to the surface and fucks over everyone that did her wrong.
Or him idk
mint spear
Twist is that she doesn't actually die but chooses to live in the sewers and dev...
Returns to the surface with a humanoid lizard lover and some mutant babies
Has to eat her mutant babies to retain her super power strength.
The story just writes itself, it's amazing
Imagine people reading this and it's a feel good story at first and then turns into this
Lmao
terse cargo
Imagine people reading this and it's a feel good story at first and then turns i...
isn't that what Riverdale did
mint spear
Good cause i need you off my couch
terse cargo
if it goes rather smoothly
terse cargo
Good cause i need you off my couch
i am taking the couch
terse cargo
i won't die from it
silver mantle
I'm great at cooking 
mint spear
I forget to eat when i'm alone sometimes that's why i'm asking
mint spear
I'm great at cooking <:blobsunglasses:594261222434537472>
Cook off imminent
terse cargo
I forget to eat when i'm alone sometimes that's why i'm asking
i have that rarely
mint spear
Lmao
silver mantle
Ill make my mushroom gravy and fried chicken with rice pilaf
mint spear
That sounds interesting
terse cargo
sounds good
silver mantle
Random dish I made that was amazing haha
terse cargo
but yeah i was just gonna say learning to cook is best done with learning by doing
i don't wanna be one of those people that go
"the recipe says a dash of salt, how many tablespoons is that precisely?"
in case everything goes wrong there's a Thai restaurant around the corner
mint spear
You just go by feeling
terse cargo
exactly
mint spear
Btw Los Calientes hot sauce with minced meat is fucking delicious
terse cargo
except for spinach, never trust your feeling on spinach
terse cargo
spinach is a lying piece of shit, you buy like an entire bowl and the results fit inside an espresso cup
mint spear
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That's true
I need to get some THC oil though when i travel
That's going to make the food even better
terse cargo
just go to the Netherlands
sterile tartan
Put the oil on the spinach
terse cargo
the right kind of shrooms
mint spear
The best kind
terse cargo
first thing im gonna put in my fridge will be like 3 liters of vodka
terse cargo
true
terse cargo
Store vodka in freezer.
friends of my family did that once and the bottle exploded
and that's how they found out their kids stole the vodka and filled the bottle with water
mint spear
Classic
jovial dragon
long orchid
terse cargo
i just remembered that the public transport in Germany is supposed to get more expensive
and then i look up and see the monitor that shows incoming trains and has been broken for 1 1/2 years, on both sides on both platforms
terse cargo
i hope they are
if they raise the prices the public transport becomes pretty useless
Inland flights are already cheaper than taking the train and they are more reliable
elder shale
My dumbass almost got ready for work then I remembered it's a holiday today
terse cargo
hell yeah Holliday
silver mantle
Nice
terse cargo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5_October_1910_revolution
damn France must have crazy holidays
silver mantle
Mines next Monday
terse cargo
did i mention that i am slowly freezing on the platform because i don't know when the train will be here
i should have packed gloves
mint spear
Every sign works here
elder shale
Yea it's starting to get cooold
mint spear
The only thing that is always late is the AKN
elder shale
I switched to warmer bed sheets yesterday, slept like a baby
mint spear
But i don't use it anyway so idc
terse cargo
Every sign works here
i am gonna change that, as your new mayor
terse cargo
not for long
mint spear
En garde, poltroon
terse cargo
pulls out a gun Indiana Jones style
mint spear
Fuck
elder shale
terse cargo
so the voice said there will be a train coming
i find that statement hard to believe
terse cargo
you make it sound like ragnarok
elder shale
terse cargo
alright lesson learned kids if you wait on german public transport, bring gloves, and a warm meal
terse cargo
maybe a tent if that's your style
terse cargo
it is because its a different company than the DB
and almost everything is better than DB
sterile tartan
Le MAO
Is never actually dead. Nothing is actually dead in internet land
elder shale
elder shale
Become a tent
terse cargo
next stage
neat siren
elder shale
You won't have embed permissions until Level 5, see #roles-information.
mint spear
next stage
You got GTFO?
elder shale
But this also is a channel meant for anything but NMS so.
mint spear
You got GTFO @elder shale ?
elder shale
Nope.
terse cargo
i don't have it either
mint spear
I'm dressing up as myself for Halloween
terse cargo
i don't have phasmophopia either if that's the next question
terse cargo
nah that's 9 o'clock
mint spear
Oh yeah where the fuck are you going at 12pm
terse cargo
i was leaving uni
terse cargo
training to not be an amature
mint spear
Imagine working lmao