off-topic-bond-james-bond

[fickle obsidian]

did i miss anything

[lucid granite]

obviously

[fickle obsidian]

how obvious

[mint spear]

frozen pussy

[lucid granite]

what?

[civic ferry]

there's a frozen cat in GW2 for some reason

[fickle obsidian]

chill cat taking it to another level

[jovial dragon]

If y'all have any stocks in U.S markets I'd pull em out quick lol.

That's what I'm doing.

[fickle obsidian]

aw jeez is market god getting upset again

does market demand more sacrifices and offerings to pacify it

[jovial dragon]

Yes @fickle obsidian

[fickle obsidian]

remember, when a deity asks for sacrifices & offerings, the only viable option is to sacrifice & offer the deity to itself

[civic ferry]

or just hold tight and ride it out

[lucid granite]

i just gaze deeply into the deity's eyes, tension in the air, i hold it in my arms, and kiss it.

but then i remember i don't worship deity's, so i throw it on the ground and tell the ground happy birthday

dang i'm lonely

[lament ginkgo]

Anyone ever notice that in anime when girls drop sometimes to their knees and their feet go opposite ways, that this is impossible?

Just try to split your legs opposite ways like that

bet you can't

[lucid granite]

uhh i kinda can

just not quite like that

my feet are further back

[lament ginkgo]

all the way out. 180 deg difference

[lucid granite]

yeah no i can barely do like a 270 degree deal

[lament ginkgo]

yeah, i tried it when I realized this to see if I was insane, but no, its painful to even get halfway to 180

Maybe a contortionist or some other trained/seasoned person could, but not some random kid

[lucid granite]

yknow, she is kinda cute till you realize her legs are just broken

[lament ginkgo]

OMG U NEED HOSPITAL lol

[lucid granite]

xD

[lament ginkgo]

yea I just googled anime girl knees until one showed what I was talkin about to make my point XD

[silent wagon]

That is a brave af thing to google, lol. God I hope you had Safe Search on 😭

[lucid granite]

not even safe search can fully save you

[lament ginkgo]

I'm usually pretty quick to spot blatant physical impossibilities but this one I only noticed about a year ago

[lucid granite]

like typing milk into the gif searcher, bad idea

[lament ginkgo]

Typing Gek milk, even worse idea

[lucid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-cuckoo-nuts-gif-7988440

typed gek

@dusty magnet to whom it may concern

aw crap

EST folks

https://open.spotify.com/track/2grjqo0Frpf2okIBiifQKs?si=801f0967bbe84693

[sterile tartan]

So it told me for about 0.5 seconds that I don't have permission to send messages in this channel lmao

Probably the fault of my internet

[lucid granite]

broke the rules, got muted. smh spirit.

[sterile tartan]

Ikr smh

[jovial dragon]

@lucid granite I muted you.

I'm secret admin remember?

[lucid granite]

gn sweethearts

love yall

[pliant fjord]

Astronomy Pic of the Day: Sun Spot Hill

Explanation: Is this giant orange ball about to roll down that tree-lined hill? No, because the giant orange ball is actually the Sun. Our Solar System's central star was captured rising beyond a hill on Earth twelve days ago complete with a delightfully detailed foreground. The Sun's disk showed five sunspots, quite a lot considering that during the solar minimum in solar activity of the past few years, most days showed no spots. A close look at the hill -- Sierra del Cid in Perter, Spain -- reveals not only silhouetted pine trees, but silhouetted people -- by coincidence three brothers of the photographer. The trees and brothers were about 3.5-kilometers away during the morning of the well-planned, single-exposure image. A dark filter muted the usually brilliant Sun and brought up great detail on the lower sunspots. Within a few minutes, the Sun rose far above the hill, while within a week, the sunspots rotated around the Sun, out of view. The captured scene, however, is now frozen in time for all to enjoy.

[civic ferry]

? It's easy

although I'm rather flexible

[mint spear]

Same here

[sterile tartan]

The example in the picture isn't even straight out to the side, either

However!

The angle still hurts like hell to imitate so still valid lol

I managed to do it all of once. Now can't again lmao

[terse cargo]

yeah for a normal person that's probably decently impossible

if you stretch a bit you can do that with a bit of effort

but yeah it does look a bit weird

[mint spear]

😉

[terse cargo]

ey Kai what's your opinion on 74 infinite stats creatures in mtg?

[civic ferry]

Infinite squirrels better

[terse cargo]

i mean in theory i could create infinite of those creatures

but yeah they aren't squirrels

[mint spear]

Sounds fun, especially if i play Kess

😉

[terse cargo]

was kess the one you played against my dinos?

oh nevermind it's that deck

didn't we ban that deck at our table

or like, semi ban
like aethenas shrine deck

[slim pier]

yall hear about the private crewed launch

that shits neat

i dont really like elon musk but i love spacex

[cursive solar]

I wrote a limerick yesterday cause I was bored and now I can’t stop thinking in limericks or rhymes

[slim pier]

i have a habit of doing that but as a monologue in my brain that i cant get rid of

[terse cargo]

i am glad i cant do that

i suck at rhymes

[slim pier]

i dont think theyre funny. not because of any bad will or anything, i just dont find them funny

check out my bowl of rocks

[terse cargo]

nice good to see you are picking up cooking

might wanna boil those a bit more tho they are still pretty hard

on a side note is glass technically rock?

[slim pier]

id say yeah

[jaunty vector]

i think it depends if its natural glass or man made

not sure tho

[slim pier]

there are different kinds of glass, some of which are basically indistinguishable from natural gemstones to the unattentive rock fan

[terse cargo]

i mean normal rock doesn't have the natural or man-made criteria

[slim pier]

take for example goldstone, which is a type of aventurine glass

[jaunty vector]

true

[terse cargo]

a marbel counter top is still rock

[slim pier]

for all intents and purposes, natural rock and artificial crystals (at least to me) are indistinct

[terse cargo]

you are forgetting stuff like obsidian which is quite literally natural glass

[slim pier]

well yeah, thats why i say theres no real distinction

[terse cargo]

but where does glass start and rock end

[slim pier]

gemstones are just arrangements of minerals, and whether theyre man made or natural it doesnt matter, theyre still in their current arrangement

see im not sure as i csnt claim to have knowledge about the distinction between glass and rock lmao

i just know the former

[terse cargo]

apparently glass is not a mineral because the atoms are not in a lattice structure

[jaunty vector]

yeah apprently glass is just a state of matter, according to google

[terse cargo]

i would doubt that fact

glass is solid

[jaunty vector]

yeah same

[terse cargo]

it just doesn't have a cristalin atom structure

[sterile tartan]

Got bored. Made a silly drawing because the main drawing was stressing me out

[terse cargo]

mithraax?

[sterile tartan]

I dunno if "silly" is the right word... more "loose" I guess? Idk I just didn't try to make it look that great

Variks

[terse cargo]

ah

[night bobcat]

[sterile tartan]

[jaunty vector]

does anyone know i way i can upload screenshots from my ps4 to my phone/laptop

[night bobcat]

Sure

Usb

Link to Twitter

Message someone else with them or a dummy account, and then use the app

Didnt there used to be a website also? Hmmm, that may have been Xbox

[jaunty vector]

oh god im gonna have to make a twitter account

[night bobcat]

Well, you don't have to

[terse cargo]

the worst nightmare

[night bobcat]

But that is one method

[mint spear]

Nope i don't remember a ban

[terse cargo]

didn't we all tell you to never play that shit again

[mint spear]

Oh i seem to have lost my ability to read, what do those symbols mean?

[terse cargo]

"Wir haben dir gesagt du sollst den scheiß lassen alter"

[silver mantle]

I didn't play shrines tho so technically sound

[terse cargo]

i heard you send that deck to gleam

the madness is spreading

[mint spear]

Ich verstehe kein Deutsch, kannst du bitte Serbisch sprechen?

[terse cargo]

hold on

"Рекли смо ти да оставиш стара срања"

[mint spear]

I can't read cyrillic sorry

😁

[terse cargo]

"Rekli smo ti da ostaviš stara sranja"

integrated Google translate is proving useful

[mint spear]

You didn't specify which shit

[terse cargo]

kess

[mint spear]

Gesundheit

[terse cargo]

Danke

ich bin allergisch auf bullshit

[mint spear]

Lmao you're gonna have a sneezing fit on game night then

[terse cargo]

i already do

why do you think i have a mute button binded on my keyboard

[silver mantle]

Keep an eye out for an announcement; but I may have to cancel if OT

[terse cargo]

ot?

[silver mantle]

Overtime

[terse cargo]

oh

[silver mantle]

Weekend

[mint spear]

I'm getting stabbed tomorrow

[terse cargo]

my brain instantly translated ot to original trilogy

[mint spear]

Getting that Johnson & Johnson one time vaccine

[terse cargo]

i already got that shit in my veins

[mint spear]

Gonna have that 5G signal everywhere

[terse cargo]

yeah it's great

like i said integrated Google translate i am fluent in all languages now

[silent wagon]

I hope the booster shots come out

[terse cargo]

yeah it's gonna be a real pain to get a firmware update

[mint spear]

I didn't want to get vaccinated yet but France won't let me in otherwise

[terse cargo]

what are you doing in France

[mint spear]

Well my gf and her family are a bunch of babies that want to go to Disneyland

[terse cargo]

ah

[mint spear]

If Mickey comes near me i'm gonna beat his rodent ass

[terse cargo]

do me a favor and be rude to the french in Paris

[mint spear]

I'll just hang out in the Star Wars section

[terse cargo]

those dudes are dicks

[mint spear]

I went to France twice when i was younger and i hate all french people

[terse cargo]

i went there once and that was enough

[mint spear]

Yeah you got lucky

I have to go to Paris as well which is a cesspool

Basically my rat deck

[terse cargo]

Dont get lost in that maze they call a subway

they probably won't find you

[mint spear]

I'm staying away from it, trust me

[terse cargo]

the signs in there are even worse "to get to the surface please walk in a circle 3 times and walk down 2 stairs"

[silent wagon]

Gonna be like that horror movie with the catacombs, lol

[mint spear]

And then you end up in a rat breeding nest

[opaque tartan]

Your origin story

[mint spear]

Lmao

Someone told me once that i look like a shaved rat

Cause i was bald and had no beard

So it's probably true

[terse cargo]

that would have been a nice insult in Germany

[mint spear]

It's not late for it to catch on

[terse cargo]

nah i mean that would have been a mild insult

[mint spear]

But a good one

[terse cargo]

definitely

[terse cargo]

i will definitely not be there next weekend sadly

my grandfather is turning 80

and due to that i am away over the weekend

[silver mantle]

All good

[mint spear]

Only Tuesday and already feels like I done a whole week. 😤

Wish I could just hibernate.

[terse cargo]

you could try

just get put under narcotics for like 6 months

[mint spear]

I could knock you into a coma, it would be good for both of us

😌

[magic cloak]

i can also help with that

[mint spear]

I'm not a pinata, would be cool if I was though.

[magic cloak]

you can become a pinata

if you try hard

[mint spear]

I am a Ditto tbf, I guess you right.

[civic ferry]

Víva Piñata!

[lucid granite]

goooood morning

[night bobcat]

Good morning

[jaunty copper]

goooood moooorning gleametnam

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-vietnam-robbin-williams-adrian-cronauer-good-morning-morning-gif-4445380

[clever vessel]

good morning

viet NOM

[mint spear]

[clever vessel]

hello there moon

[mint spear]

[lucid granite]

[clever vessel]

hello

hi

[lucid granite]

baadee-aah

dancing in september

baadee-aah

never was a cloudy day

[clever vessel]

what do these strange words meeeaana

[mint spear]

My arm smells like cat food

[lucid granite]

odd

[clever vessel]

oh no

[lucid granite]

they're coming, winter

[clever vessel]

be careful, i hear cats like cat food

[lucid granite]

they hunger

baa-dee-aah say do you remember baa-dee-aah dancing in september baa-dee-aah never was a cloudy day

[mint spear]

They're the reason my arm smells funny, apparently human flesh is a good towel

👀

[clever vessel]

hex

Moon smells like cat food

[clever vessel]

now i’m listening to the song

[mint spear]

Well.

I hope her cats are hungry.

[lucid granite]

good

[mint spear]

I've already taken two showers today so I'm just gonna accept my catfood smell

I hope the smell doesn't make you hungry throughout the day.

I'm not really the type to be tempted by scents, plus I can't smell much right now, which is helpful because cat food normally has an overwhelming smell

Cat food stinks. It borderline triggers my gag reflex first thing in the morning.

🤢

Interesting

[night bobcat]

Put more Mayo on it next time

[mint spear]

I did eat cat food as a dare one time in return for £10 but I would have done it for free.

I think thats what Code does, since they love mayo

It tastes how it smells, it's horrid.

[clever vessel]

i’ve eaten dog food multiple times

didn’t mind it, kinda liked

[mint spear]

As much as I love cats I've never tried their food

[lucid granite]

why must i get a full lesson about how terrible plagiarism is in English

[mint spear]

Not worth it tbh. Won't gain anything from it.

[lucid granite]

they do this like every year

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/gluttony-dog-food-greedy-gif-19717525

[night bobcat]

Lmao

[mint spear]

I love that gif

[clever vessel]

it is fun

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-cow-funny-animals-drinking-dunk-head-gif-16682296

[mint spear]

Cause English is an entirely stolen language. It's to make sure you remember that English is an entirely stolen language.
One day you might need to know that English is an entirely stolen language. Never know that it might come up in a quiz about how English is an entirely stolen language.

[clever vessel]

dang that’s a lot of milk

[night bobcat]

Hahah

That's how I drink water

[lucid granite]

you're a stolen language

[night bobcat]

Damn

Harsh

[jaunty copper]

cringe tbh fam

[mint spear]

So? Means I can focus my attention and energy on being a bigger fuck up than I am.

English people stole English from the English

[terse cargo]

damn right they did

[clever vessel]

nuhuh

[opaque tartan]

You're not a fuck up

We're both cunts remember

Don't go down to fuck up level

Let's stay on top

[clever vessel]

english muffins are the true culprits here

let’s blame the muffins

[terse cargo]

nah

[opaque tartan]

@clever vessel blame the muffin tops

[mint spear]

Toaster crumpets

[clever vessel]

mmmmm

[mint spear]

I could eat a crumpet about now tbh.

Maybe even 2.

[clever vessel]

crumpets deserve all the respect

2

[terse cargo]

at least the British drink their hot chocolate with milk

[jaunty copper]

maybe not others 🥺

[opaque tartan]

And with real chocolate in it too

[jaunty copper]

why are Legends so eye-piercing

[opaque tartan]

Butter and jam?

[clever vessel]

what legends

[terse cargo]

one of your redeeming qualities

[opaque tartan]

Awwww

[lucid granite]

real chocolate? I'd rather not know what i'm putting into my body, thank you

[mint spear]

Still not enough though

Looked up crumpets n it kind of looks like a biscuit made love with a pancake

[clever vessel]

oh. i like the new legend color tbh

[terse cargo]

still cunts but at least cunts with normal hot chocolate

[clever vessel]

it is a bit intense

[jaunty copper]

the color is cool but very pierce-y

[opaque tartan]

You damn right

[clever vessel]

it’s the texture that makes them amazing

[mint spear]

Milk is normal tbh

[clever vessel]

when they’re toasted

[terse cargo]

yeah milk is normal

[mint spear]

In hot chocolate

[terse cargo]

the real threat are the people who do hot chocolate with water

[opaque tartan]

If you don't toast them are you even having a "bit of crumpet"

[clever vessel]

gross

[opaque tartan]

Maybe they are lactose intolerant

[terse cargo]

there is lactose free milk

[lucid granite]

i love everyone, whether they lac tose or not

[terse cargo]

they chose that sin

[mint spear]

Keurig machine hot chocolate is evil

[terse cargo]

they chose that evil upon humanity they will stand trial for it sometime

[clever vessel]

never tried keurig hot chocolate but i can imagine what it’s like

[opaque tartan]

You sound like someone that could be a leader of the people

[clever vessel]

a chocolate leader

[mint spear]

I use almond milk n heavy cream for hot chocolate

[terse cargo]

anybody can be a political leader if they just scream "the other people are making you pay more taxes"

[mint spear]

I use part whipped double cream for hot chocolate.

I dunno what heavy cream is but I assume similar.

[opaque tartan]

Shokolade Führer

[terse cargo]

Die Schokoladen Armee

[clever vessel]

a nice thick drink

[opaque tartan]

Oi oi fancy pants

[mint spear]

Thick

🍑

[jaunty copper]

Chocwaffe

[opaque tartan]

Yeah that's double for us

[mint spear]

I whip it myself cause I'm not paying anyone else to do it.

Indiana Jones style

:whip:

[jaunty copper]

fancy pants = flowered underwear?

[clever vessel]

Ditto you are my favorite whipping man

[terse cargo]

imagine paying just one dude to do nothing but produce whipped cream

[mint spear]

Lmao

[opaque tartan]

Hex has Spiderman pants

[jaunty copper]

like underoos

[opaque tartan]

Hot Beverage Fluffer?

Is that even a title?

[terse cargo]

just a house tour "this is Jeremy he produces my whipped cream"

[mint spear]

I still need to come and pick them up. I left them round yours.

[clever vessel]

imagine a guy by himself in a huge factory covered in and surrounded by huge piles of whipped cream

[opaque tartan]

I washed them

[mint spear]

😍 You're amazing.

[clever vessel]

awkward old photos

[lucid granite]

what the heck happened to his arm

[opaque tartan]

That's classic Jeremy

[mint spear]

My mom had the wonder woman version

[terse cargo]

definitely too much whipped cream there

[jaunty copper]

spider-arm

dammit

[clever vessel]

who’s Jeremy

[opaque tartan]

Radioactive arm

Only the arm has powers

Perfect for making whipped cream

[jaunty copper]

spider-whip

[terse cargo]

the arm has a rotary joint for extra fast production

[opaque tartan]

Webbed cream

Imagine Spiderman could squirt cream

He'd be so useful

[clever vessel]

i’d like a movie about that

with toby

or billy crystal

[terse cargo]

yes he should stop beating up villains and open a "kakaostube"

[opaque tartan]

Spiderman Creamcoming

[mint spear]

Oh FFS

[clever vessel]

👀

we need more eye emojis in this server

[opaque tartan]

Did you stub your big toe?

[mint spear]

Random info, I saved my husband today from a giant spider sitting above his head while sleeping, thing was ridiculously large

[opaque tartan]

Like a facehugger?

[mint spear]

I hope he appreciates it when he wakes up.

I put it outside n gave it some pets

[terse cargo]

victory achieved

[clever vessel]

good job Moon

what kind?

[mint spear]

Im not sure what species, I'm gonna look up native species n scroll till I find it

Probably the largest spider I've ever seen out here, and I've lived here since I was four

My guess is she was just a very impressive giant house spider, Eratigena atrica

[night bobcat]

🕸️

[clever vessel]

whoa

[mint spear]

I've caught around ten within the last month, however this one was twice the size of the previous ones

[clever vessel]

spooky

[mint spear]

Nah, they're chill

One did fall on me in the shower tho because another one was chasing it

[clever vessel]

pls no

[mint spear]

That was year or so ago, was kind of amusing tbh

[hallow isle]

Should have woke him up and told him the spider wants some hugs

[clever vessel]

so it doesn’t creep you out at all when they’re on you?

[mint spear]

I did wake him, had him calmly move so I could take care of it

[mint spear]

Not really

Some species, yes

[hallow isle]

It'd probably have laid its eggs in his ear already

[mint spear]

I've encountered a widow before, I was very uncomfortable, they're not normally in this area

[mint spear]

I'll finally be a parent

[clever vessel]

i think maybe it’s the legs that make them scary. smaller legs make spiders less intimidating

[mint spear]

We got some BIG BOI spiders this year in the UK. I can't believe the size of them.

It was more like it vanished in the stuff I needed to carry to the truck, so I was nervous cleaning the garage, probably more nervous for my husband and grandfather since they're less observant

[hallow isle]

They do be big

[mint spear]

Just hang onions on your windows to repel spiders

I'd rather hang spiders to repel onions

[terse cargo]

just hang spiders to state an example

[clever vessel]

onions are great decor

round

like disco balls

[mint spear]

bleh

[terse cargo]

onions the size of a discoball

[clever vessel]

yum

[terse cargo]

hanging from my ceiling slowly spinning to the rhythm of walk like an Egyptian

[mint spear]

Onions are so versatile

I love them

Also can't have a good burger without onions

Unless you get a good burger without onions.

[terse cargo]

edge cases

[mint spear]

Won't be complete though

You're not wrong though.

Burger with no onions is 9/10 maximum.

Do you prefer shallots or onions though

[terse cargo]

garlic

jk

[clever vessel]

both

[mint spear]

Apples

Apple onion salad

I remember some lady who put onions in her tuna and she tried convincing me it was apples to get me to eat

She never did get me to try it it was the only thing she provided too, rather go hungry than eat onions

That camp had weird food, bunch of unsupervised teenagers taking care of a bunch of random kids for weeks, there were quite a few nights none of us ate lol

WTF, how is apples in tuna any more acceptable than onions?

Guess she couldn't think of anything else with a similar appearance n texture

😩

I also find the lack of adults present in that story kinda weird too.

There was one adult that hid in her office, the rest of the staff was a bunch of teenagers, some of them were from Australia for some reason pretty much left alone with them 24/7
Went on some shitty hikes for days, two girls got lost n separated from the group, found them back at the main camp a day or two later, another girl almost fell off a cliff because they let us play on giant rocks, another group got attacked by bees

high quality girl scout camp

[opaque tartan]

They do some kind of exchange thing sometimes

I almost did that in California when I was younger

And they pay you

[mint spear]

I'm not sure if they were paid, I feel like I remember them talking about volunteer work, which is typical for GSA

[opaque tartan]

Must be raking it in from all those cookies

[mint spear]

Ugh, I sold so many cookies 😩 I hate GS

[opaque tartan]

Free labour

[mint spear]

I'm not sure what it's like now, but GSA was a waste of time back in late 90s-Early 2000s

[hallow isle]

tfw you realise you were almost human trafficked

[opaque tartan]

Might have been a better life

[mint spear]

👀

One minute you're in California and a day later your meeting and eating with royalty.

Prince Andrew is on the phone.

Meeting n eating with royalty sounds bleh

[hallow isle]

If one of them asks you to pizza express, say no

[mint spear]

Be careful you don't make him all hot and flustered, he might overheat cause he can't sweat.

British royalty are robots?

[hallow isle]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58641394

"It is not clear yet what incentives the government have offered the firm."

[mint spear]

Money?

[hallow isle]

I could hazard a guess

[mint spear]

Yeah I bet it's money.

[hallow isle]

either that or an exclusive NHS contract with one of their buddies as a middle man

or a peerage

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-child-hug-cute-pet-gif-16388549

[opaque tartan]

£350 million

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/reference-captain-america-avengers-understood-gif-7991943

[opaque tartan]

Let's fund our chicken instead

[hallow isle]

It's a bit concerning though tbh

As we decrease our dependence on fossil fuels, it's going to destabilise all sorts of secondary industries

[mint spear]

I became a member of the Temple of Shadows

[opaque tartan]

That's why we need to turn poo into energy

Then we can run the whole country off Farage and Boris

[opaque tartan]

I'm currently exiled by Shimura

[mint spear]

Im talking about Fable II, unless I'm spacing on a name

[elder shale]

I liked the scouts, but we don't go around selling cookies lol

'Course I was in the atheist Scouts too, there's also the Christian ones.

It do be fun

[mint spear]

I don't think that determines much, typically GS was Mix of Christians n Athiests, everyone was forced to do the same things

[elder shale]

Oh I know

here it does

because it was the difference between going home after Saturday meetings and being forced to go to Church x]

[mint spear]

Ah gotcha

[elder shale]

Nothing against it, but I'm not Catholic

[mint spear]

Catholics are interesting

[elder shale]

Both generally do the same things, it's just that you have that extra caveat which is participation in the Church

[mint spear]

I just tolerated GS because my mother needed it. Abusive household, so it was her getaway, obviously won't mention more because serious topic

[elder shale]

Yea I get it

For me it was, my dad and mum were in the Scouts so signed us up young - I left when I was about 12 or so

Thought about going back several times since but never did

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-pig-cute-running-around-playtime-gif-15905899

Your name got me looking at pigs

[tropic folio]

If I could get some Fs in the chat, our family cat Maddie passed away this morning at the ripe old age of 20

[safe path]

f 😦

[lucid granite]

f

[night bobcat]

F

Sorry to hear that fluffy

[elder shale]

Course if I rejoined now I'd go into the Rover Scouts, 18+.

Oh

oops

bad timing

sorry fluffy

[tropic folio]

You're all good, I was interrupting anyway

[opaque tartan]

That beautiful flag

[elder shale]

❤️

[opaque tartan]

So sorry to hear mate, she had a great life and family 🫂

[tropic folio]

She was a little overweight up until about 17, then she lost almost all of it seemingly overnight, but she did have a very loving family and it's a testament she was here for two decades

Adorable bastard used to sneak into my bedroom and lay on my chest about an hour before I had to leave for school when I lived there, made sleep paralysis seem like a blessing lmao

[mint spear]

Having a hard time trying to figure out what to say because losing a furry family member is extremely depressing n a very serious topic. I'm glad she was able to live a long happy life with a family that loved her. I hope you're doing alright 🙁

[tropic folio]

Honestly it's probably gonna kick my ass into getting both of my cats annual check ups done

They're both healthy but one's special needs what with the feline stomatitis

[opaque tartan]

Mine had a bladder stone issue not that long ago

[tropic folio]

Just hoping her remaining teeth still look good because teaching her to eat yogurt sounds fun

[opaque tartan]

Not gonna be able to deal with anything

@tropic folio they're lucky to have us around sometimes

And worth every penny at the vets

[clever vessel]

20. damn

[mint spear]

Yeah, we've been experiencing bunch of medical problems as well, one of our little ones is diabetic and her teeth are giving out, we still need to get the other checked out.

[mint spear]

Agreed, but damn does it really add up at these vet clinics, having to change our entire lifestyle so we can afford her insulin, vet visits, n surgerys 😩

[opaque tartan]

Yeah I know the feels

Insurance doesn't cover enough too

[mint spear]

She's actually heading to the vet today, hopefully it goes better than last time. She just sat in the litter box they provided and refused to eat/drink/potty

[tropic folio]

My vet is about $50 for base visit, going up as needed for any treatment. Cinnamon's teeth extraction was...a lot more

[mint spear]

They quoted us up to 2k for her teeth extraction

[hallow isle]

same tbh. I can't poop on command.

[tropic folio]

I'm just hoping the lump I found on Mezzi's shoulder is just a fatty cyst

[mint spear]

She was there the whole day tho

[tropic folio]

Geeeeez, Cinnamon got all but 9 teeth out and it cost us $500ish

[mint spear]

Why the fuck is it so expensive here

[tropic folio]

I mean I also drove like an hour and a half away to a specialist out in the boonies, which may have contributed to the lower cost

[jaunty copper]

🇫

[lucid granite]

i surgically added a second butt to myself so i can double poop

[mint spear]

We technically live in the sticks of this area, everything is still expensive, just gotta get better jobs n stuff I guess. Get our life going so we can afford to keep our cats happy n healthy

[mint spear]

:[

I wish we didn't need to poop

[lucid granite]

we should just be able to sweat out feces

[mint spear]

[lucid granite]

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-fuck-wtf-blink182-gif-4982401

[night bobcat]

[mint spear]

How about safe regurgitation, if we're gonna be weird about it

[elder shale]

Cease

[lucid granite]

i already vomit up feces

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-pig-piglet-pink-fluffy-gif-7300613

[night bobcat]

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/critical-role-crit-role-arsequeef-travis-walk-away-gif-12603588

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-piggy-tongue-french-movie-gif-15246152

[dusty magnet]

Me too

[clever vessel]

me 3

[lucid granite]

me 4

yay im included

[clever vessel]

yay

[elder shale]

It wouldn't be Portugal if we didn't get a random-ass parade going down the street

[lucid granite]

I mean, September 21st

gotta have a parade

[clever vessel]

lol

[elder shale]

If it was October 10th

I'd understand

5th*

bc u know

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5_October_1910_revolution

[mint spear]

Hey she got her titties out.

Boobies

[lucid granite]

uhh

boobies

[elder shale]

fml

[lucid granite]

moderator breaking nsfw rules

banned

[mint spear]

bubbers

😌

bewbs

lol

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/aku-unamused-samurai-jack-unimpressed-gif-8301624

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/boobies-birds-duck-booby-seabird-gif-3463170

[dusty magnet]

https://youtu.be/j5rtdMpx0NI

[mint spear]

Coke is better

[lucid granite]

what the heck

pepsi-cola

[mint spear]

Rc cola master race

[elder shale]

blue feets

[mint spear]

They're boobies

[elder shale]

blue feets

[mint spear]

Yes, Blue footed boobies

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/rosycheeks-approved-i-approve-well-done-good-job-gif-16996150

[lucid granite]

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-thumbs-up-ok-gif-5762947

[elder shale]

that

bothers me slightly

[mint spear]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit

[lucid granite]

gee whillickers, that's a great tit

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/tit-boob-gif-22476960

https://tenor.com/view/tits-boobs-arnold-schwarzenegger-arnoldschwarzenegger-gif-9083639

Lotta enthusiasm for birds

And im still working within sfw limitations

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/really-what-squint-chicken-gif-15168180

[jaunty copper]

[wheat wren]

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/suspicious-cat-squint-gif-7431118

[mint spear]

Nice cock

[mint spear]

Thats the face my gf makes when i do a dumb

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-funny-animal-cat-kitten-cute-gif-14191522

[mint spear]

Okay fine…

[lucid granite]

why did i expect that to start making a swatstika out of the T?

[mint spear]

Cause you're a racist.

Or a nazi.

Or maybe both.

[lucid granite]

[mint spear]

outta the gutter

In to the pan.

to fry you right up

Don't forget seasoning.

https://tenor.com/view/pour-pour-the-sauce-more-reserved-sauce-sauce-lasagna-recipe-gif-12763331

got chu covered

[lucid granite]

want

[mint spear]

Aight that looks super tasty.

[lucid granite]

i wanna take too many drowsy motion sickness drugs, get on a plane, land somewhere, and go eat some mexican food

i've done it twice, nothing quite like that experience

[mint spear]

That sounds both terrifying and intriguing.

[lucid granite]

both times i did not intend on taking too many drugs, my mom gave me them but i needed about half the dose i got

[mint spear]

😐

[safe path]

Well I go in front of the judge tomorrow but I don't own any "formal" clothes, this is gunna be fun

[mint spear]

You got any plain blacks or whites?

[safe path]

nope

[mint spear]

Oh.

Well I'm out of ideas.

[safe path]

well maybe a pure black tee shirt but thats it. I own clothes I find comfy and fuck everything else.

I do own pure black shorts too, p[art of my normal wear. But I flat out told my lawyer "I dont own the olden standards formal court clothes, I only own comfy stuff because I am big"

I see no logical reason to be force to wear some stupid fucking suit to court, it makes 0 sense to me

[mint spear]

Eh just be honest with it if it is bought up. Shitty situation on top of shitty situation but you're on the road out of shitty situations with new job and such.

[elder shale]

I

uh

I dont think I even own a suit

[mint spear]

I do and I look so nice in it too.

I wish I could wear it everyday.

[elder shale]

Which is funny because

my style is largely

semi-formal

[mint spear]

Maybe you should treat yourself to a nice fitted suit.

[safe path]

You're a ditto you can look however you want

[mint spear]

I'd look like you cause I think you're a superstar.

[safe path]

XD

[mint spear]

:)

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-boop-blush-not-prepare-gif-11722665

[mint spear]

When I ask people to pet my snake I get looks of disgust. 😤

Double standards smh

[elder shale]

Cease

[mint spear]

and desist.

[jaunty copper]

seize and da cyst

[mint spear]

I started watching Maze Runner on the Disney Plus and I remember it much differently.

People don't wanna touch my snakes either 🙁

😩

What a world we live in.

[opaque tartan]

My Hugo Boss dinner suit

Mmmm

Let's go out in suits for our next date

[mint spear]

Deal.

Any excuse for me to wear a suit is a great excuse to me.

[opaque tartan]

I sent Red pics from the wedding

[elder shale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKNFkGzA5vs&ab_channel=Gravyheart

[mint spear]

I wear floral leggings n black tank tops 24/7 nty anything formal

[hallow isle]

I bet that went down a storm

[elder shale]

tank tops

formal

bold

[mint spear]

They're lingerie tank tops so I doubt it

[opaque tartan]

Couldn't help myself nahwotamean

@mint spear I was saying inappropriate things in every photo

[hallow isle]

I think I saw prince harry wearing Hugo boss one time

[elder shale]

Which one is you

[opaque tartan]

Hugo Boss makes great suits

[opaque tartan]

Redhead

[mint spear]

Dude, I was about to comment that you're the one that stands out.

Ya know, some semi racist comment.

[opaque tartan]

Because I'm a redhead

[mint spear]

Lmao

[elder shale]

I C

[opaque tartan]

It's why I love you

Cunt

[mint spear]

😘

[elder shale]

Fr tho, smoking hot in that suit

[opaque tartan]

😊

[elder shale]

pun intended

[hallow isle]

Y u t-rexin tho

[opaque tartan]

Cheers babe

[opaque tartan]

Showin em what's about to go down bruv

[mint spear]

Peng ting bruv.

[opaque tartan]

Pengest munch

[jaunty copper]

"ugh"

[dusty magnet]

LMAO

[opaque tartan]

Hahahaha

[mint spear]

"I've made a terrible mistake."

[opaque tartan]

He was the best man

[jaunty copper]

was he tho

[mint spear]

He looks like he started drinking early tbh.

"Just don't look drunk, you got this."

[opaque tartan]

We all did

I had a beer 8am

[elder shale]

test

test

[opaque tartan]

I was nervous af

[elder shale]

test

Sorry

Internet had ahiccup

[jaunty copper]

sorry

[opaque tartan]

It's ok the test worked

I'm sorry

For existing

[elder shale]

Last time I went to a wedding

My feet were blisters by the end of the day

[jaunty copper]

should wear socks tbh

[opaque tartan]

I'm going to one in South African next year

[elder shale]

I did eeeeeeeeeeeeee

[mint spear]

Can I come to the next one please?

Just for a laugh, see if anyone notices that I'm there.

Im stuck going to a gender reveal party soon

[dusty magnet]

I have a bottle of wine sitting in my room that originally was supposed to be a gift but tbh it's looking mighty delicious

[elder shale]

I'll notice

[elder shale]

💀

Goreganic Chicken

lmfao

[opaque tartan]

Fuck it go on, then we can both go crash a random one after

[mint spear]

Fuck yes.

[opaque tartan]

I did that in Montreal with my housemate

[mint spear]

Lmao

I told her it was gonna be an alien with three arms n she got mad

[opaque tartan]

Ready for sale in the UK

[elder shale]

Chicken.. sale?

[opaque tartan]

Are there balloons and glitter for that?

[opaque tartan]

Yeah mate, gotta bring it back, shelves are empty

Adam is hungry

[elder shale]

Lmao

[hallow isle]

People dont like the truth

[mint spear]

No clue, I'm gonna be an Aunt tho, so whatever it ends up being I'm gonna have to deal with it till I die

[elder shale]

Auntie Winter 😄

[mint spear]

I'm undecided on who's PFP I am transforming in to next. 😩

Blah

[dusty magnet]

Me

[elder shale]

I'm gonna be an uncle soon too

[dusty magnet]

Pcik me

Bee

Beeeeeeee

Meeee

[opaque tartan]

White mine up, do it

[mint spear]

ROFL

Call myself Nate Chalkgasm.

[opaque tartan]

Hahahaha

[elder shale]

Chalk

[opaque tartan]

Milkgasm

[dusty magnet]

Calk

[mint spear]

🤣

Calk is what they put in the Whales to make Whale music.

Dunno how I know that but I do.

[dusty magnet]

https://c.tenor.com/wamL_NeO8-wAAAAM/bunnies-what.gif

[opaque tartan]

I thought it was a sealant

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-nodding-alright-okay-sure-gif-16224759

[mint spear]

Sealant, Whales.

Makes sense.

[opaque tartan]

Same shit I guess

Porpoises are just underwater dogs

[elder shale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q37xR1tlKAk&ab_channel=Sepulchure

[mint spear]

Dogs don't naturally hunt cats.

[dusty magnet]

Why not

[mint spear]

Cause they don't care for them.

[dusty magnet]

Why not

[hallow isle]

Cat'd fuck 'em up

[lucid granite]

aarp

[hallow isle]

Can you imagine a tiger vs a wolf

[mint spear]

My cat sent my dog to the vet

[hallow isle]

Wolf wouldn't stand a chance

[dusty magnet]

I bet the ant would win

[mint spear]

Ants are the dominant species of planet Earth.

[dusty magnet]

They're so easy to kill lmao

[mint spear]

Hunter x Hunter confirms this

[dusty magnet]

Stupid ants

[elder shale]

Rogal Dorn saying based

is the best thing

[opaque tartan]

Baste

[elder shale]

I'm still sad TTS got shutdown

Fuck you Games Workshop

[lucid granite]

text to speech

what happened to tabletop?

[hallow isle]

Wat

[mint spear]

😔

[hallow isle]

TTS is gone?

[mint spear]

Bee smells of syrup and honey.

[hallow isle]

The whole TTS?

[mint spear]

Insane

[opaque tartan]

Better get to Warhammer World before that shuts down too

[lucid granite]

sure seems like tts is available on steam

[elder shale]

Yea they stopped

producing it

Gonna do new projects which I'm excited for but TTS itself got yeeted

Because GW

[lucid granite]

oh no more updates?

[opaque tartan]

Three of the guys on the stag used to work in our local Games Workshop

[elder shale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXljeaktnDA&ab_channel=BruvaAlfabusa

[opaque tartan]

And a lot of us know each other from playing around 30 years ago

Sad times

[lucid granite]

wait what the heck are yall talking about?

[hallow isle]

Weeb shit

[opaque tartan]

You're a weeb

[mint spear]

Nice, I too play Genshin Impact.

[hallow isle]

SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING

[opaque tartan]

UwuB

[lucid granite]

ima just acquire a taste for freeform jazz

[elder shale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B-R9PntxsI&ab_channel=DrWhite

Might have to pause

But yea

[opaque tartan]

They're being super shitty

[elder shale]

I just stick to the novels nowadays

[opaque tartan]

Trying to take down fan made movies too

Wankers

[elder shale]

That said I'm still waiting on some novels to become available, what gives Black Library

Yep

They bought the Astartes guy and made his animations worse lol

[opaque tartan]

So that's where your money goes

[elder shale]

Yes

I used to collect and paint minis but not anymore

Still have a few pieces left to paint

[mint spear]

👌

[elder shale]

Like a Land Raider Redeemer that's been sitting there for like a year lmao

[opaque tartan]

I had some a long time ago too

I'm old and boring now

I never got the plastic ones though

[elder shale]

I have an Imperial Fists army, a pre-Heresy Thousand Sons army and a homebrew chapter

[opaque tartan]

Do they pewter again?

[elder shale]

Don't think so

[opaque tartan]

Is it with you here?

[elder shale]

wha

[opaque tartan]

You have it at home with you?

[elder shale]

Yea it's stored somewhere in the basement lol

[opaque tartan]

They're starting up games again from what my mate told me

Here anyway

[elder shale]

Never bothered to put them up once I moved here

[opaque tartan]

Time to buy some glass cabinets

[elder shale]

With

a dog

3 cats

and 2 birds

that's a bad idea

[opaque tartan]

Oh crap

[void plank]

Good almost afternoon

[elder shale]

Hey Grim

Cat ❤️

[mint spear]

[opaque tartan]

Yo

Cat sleep

[astral pawn]

Slep

[void plank]

Name change Nate? Lol.

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-catto-sleep-cat-sleep-gif-22344667

[opaque tartan]

Puss in Box

[lucid granite]

Oopsie, I bent space and travelled 80000 light years across the universe

[opaque tartan]

A few mate

[elder shale]

DAMN THAT'S A CHONKER

I wanna

bury my face in it

[opaque tartan]

She looks fat curled up

But she's on point with weight again

Around 4kg

We've been hitting the gym together

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/ying-cat-hiding-kitten-kitty-gif-15453262

I look fat curled up too

it's ok

[opaque tartan]

Hahahahaha

We should all look chunky curled up

[astral pawn]

[lucid granite]

that's cat is gaming

[elder shale]

I should either go back to Aikido or sign up in a gym

80% of people here are fully vaccinated so WE'RE FINALLY going back to mostly normal

[opaque tartan]

There are a lot of MMA places popping up now that you can do stuff at

[elder shale]

Woop

[void plank]

I look fat stretched out.

[mint spear]

ROFL

Dude I'm dead.

[opaque tartan]

Tuga Vaccine Pride

[elder shale]

Lmao

[elder shale]

Surprised you know the term Tuga lmao

[void plank]

I should start working out again.. been slacking on that since I had covid.

[opaque tartan]

My grandmother was half Portuguese

[elder shale]

Ah niiice

[opaque tartan]

She spoke it at home

[fickle obsidian]

i wanna punch gym

[opaque tartan]

Yeah fuck Jim

Gym*

@mint spear Jim Slip

[elder shale]

I'll probably go back to aikido and kendo, not much of an exercise just for exercise type of guy

[fickle obsidian]

good cat

[opaque tartan]

OOH

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/kendo-martial-arts-japanese-martial-art-shinai-bamboo-stick-gif-5495335

i miss kendo

[opaque tartan]

I want to do that

[fickle obsidian]

snap snap

[elder shale]

It's

fun

[opaque tartan]

I had some bokken

[elder shale]

even if it looks boring watching because it's a lot of

wait

[opaque tartan]

But I got lazy

[spare harbor]

Welp, I saw those numbers code and it makes me sad panda

My area has effectively had 1 in 4 people infected now

Thats with 70 percent vaccinations

Dawww

[opaque tartan]

Sox

I love them

Mine has socks

[mint spear]

Matching kitty cats

[elder shale]

We weren't doing too well earlier this year either

[opaque tartan]

Did Luis Figo (my hero) give a speech and inspire people?

[elder shale]

Lmao

I don't even remember the last time I saw that guy anywhere

[opaque tartan]

Boooo

[elder shale]

I know people here worship football players (I mean fuck, Ronaldo has statues and a fucking airport named after him facepalm)

but I don't like or pay attention to it

[mint spear]

Sports

[opaque tartan]

I play video games with football in the background

[elder shale]

I only watch like

when it's Portugal playing

[mint spear]

That's kinda scuffed bro.

[opaque tartan]

@mint spear

[mint spear]

Lmao

There's a comic for everything.

[terse cargo]

reminds me of this

[mint spear]

[hallow isle]

so that's how the dancing polish cow got mocapped

[terse cargo]

at high speeds yes

[safe path]

Yes my milkshakes are worth it, they bring all the boys to the yard

[mint spear]

🥳

[dusty magnet]

Yes. Very worth it.

[elder shale]

C'moooon

I shouldn't laugh at this

lmfao

[mint spear]

McDonalds banana milkshake, in my opinion, is unbeatable.

It's the only reason I'll go inside a McD's.

[terse cargo]

banana milkshake is pretty unbeatable already

[elder shale]

I prefer

strawberry

but I also wouldn't go McDonalds for a milkshake 💀

to*

Don't think they do it here anyway

[mint spear]

😔

It's more a soft ice cream tbh, it's perfect mix of drink and food.

Of uop

Hmmm no, that is not what I mean.

Ifg

Fuck it, not important enough to attempt for a 3rd time.

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-pig-worried-wondering-gif-7838488

[mint spear]

🤷

[opaque tartan]

You tried Five Guys?

[mint spear]

Never even been to a five guys.

[opaque tartan]

Get a shake, put crispy bacon bits in it

Thank me later

[mint spear]

O_O

wtf

[opaque tartan]

Bruv

Game changer

They do malt too

[mint spear]

😩

[opaque tartan]

So I get a vanilla malt shake

[mint spear]

God damn.

[opaque tartan]

With bacon in it

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/king-curtis-wife-swap-bacon-nicole-bacon-is-good-for-me-gif-16637263

[opaque tartan]

Sometimes I bring my own whiskey

For that hard shake

[mint spear]

Chicken nuggets is my family.

I'll try the same in a McD's milkshake to see if it gets a same result.

I used to dip my fries in the milkshake when I eated food from there.

Highly recommend.

[opaque tartan]

Yeah I do sometimes

But I've been trying to stay away from dairy and sugar

Need to cut a bit of weight

[mint spear]

I haven't lost anything last couple weeks so feeling like I'm about to hit my body switch where it just starts dumping.
Either that or it's my limit on just walking daily, hoping not cause I'm still not ready. Still dying daily.

[dusty magnet]

Eated

[mint spear]

I don't know what the past tents version is.

[spare harbor]

Past tents?

Hrmm canvas

😛

Actually have a old military canvas tent from the world war 1 era

Almost identical to that

Also I really hope your able to persist through it and lose weight

I feel sorta odd as of late, at 41, I lose and gain weight so much better then I used to.

My 20s sucked so bad

[mint spear]

I need to start taking drugs tbh. Would be a sure way to shift it quick.

[clever vessel]

camping is intense

[mint spear]

Camping is in tents.

[clever vessel]

yeah

also

WHY YOU CRASH ON ME PHOTOSHOP

[mint spear]

I enjoy camping. One of my favourite things to do.

[clever vessel]

if the temperature is right

[night bobcat]

Banned

[mint spear]

[night bobcat]

One pun too many

[opaque tartan]

I'm also dying daily

[spare harbor]