off-topic-bond-james-bond

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/remember-that-remember-batman-bad-guy-i-will-remember-that-gif-11943514

[clever vessel]

oh no

it’s gonna angrily eject those cheese sticks through its eye holes, be careful Natani

good thing is it only has 8 ammo

[mint spear]

It evolved

[clever vessel]

haha i love

[mint spear]

@safe path

[safe path]

Lol

[clever vessel]

goblin kitty

[safe path]

Love this, I started a trend xD

[clever vessel]

thank you

[jaunty copper]

lel

[jaunty copper]

lerl

[jaunty copper]

your box is wearing a hat

[safe path]

I love how he shakes his head back and forth to track it lol

[jaunty copper]

https://tenor.com/L4O0.gif

[safe path]

Aww I zoomed in to much on that one

[clever vessel]

i’m so confused

do you have the same box?

wait never mind

it’s in the video lol

[jaunty copper]

😄

[jaunty copper]

YOU MUST PAY THE RENT

[mint spear]

I like to shake my butt

Boom, boom boom boom 🤯💥

[clever vessel]

angry mustache box

[mint spear]

BOOM, BOOM BOOM BOOM

[clever vessel]

ANGRY

MUSTACHE

BOX

[wheat wren]

angery

[elder shale]

We have been blessed with fluffy Ryder vids

[mint spear]

WTF. I have left my house to collect children, returned home and the finger box is still being edited.

This is the stuff I come to this server for tbh.

[elder shale]

"I have left my house to collect children"

[mint spear]

I want a stew for dinner. 😕

Non joke answer: I own 2 children.

[jaunty copper]

baby stew...morbid

[mint spear]

Hey I didn't say anything about babies, that was you.

[elder shale]

Own.

[jaunty copper]

baby ownership cert

[mint spear]

Imagine needing a certificate to earn a baby. 🤔

[jaunty copper]

"step 1: do not cook bb"

[mint spear]

"Step 2: When baby is crying, it's not a good idea to pick them up by the feet."

Yet it's very acceptable to do if you're playing with them, Parenthood is very contradicting.

[jaunty copper]

i opted out

signed up for Do Not BB Me list

[safe path]

He will just sit like that when I move the chair lol

It doesn't glide well across carpet

[clever vessel]

haha

[dusty magnet]

Guys

Should I ask cute France girl to coffee or lunch, or should I try to go to church with her?

[safe path]

anything but church

[dusty magnet]

Whys that

[safe path]

just my preference XD

[dusty magnet]

Ah

[mint spear]

I agree with no Church, not yet anyway.

Coffee/Lunch is a better opportunity to speak with her and ask questions and get answers.

[clever vessel]

coffee first might be better

[dusty magnet]

I think you's right

[clever vessel]

this way, you have time to sit and talk, then you can later stand beside her in a church

silently

lol

[mint spear]

I think the answer depends on how long you're staying in France

Is this a casual one time date before you leave, or do you have time to bond with this girl

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/sean-connery-james-bond-007-gif-19020097

[elder shale]

Bless that good boi

[round glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

You WILL pay the rent

[dusty magnet]

She lives where I live, we're back home now

I just met her in france

I'm procrastinating

All I have to do is send her a text lol

[mint spear]

Oh, that's neat n convenient
Text her

[dusty magnet]

I'm so nervous

[elder shale]

Lol

We're 15 all over again

[dusty magnet]

Feels like it hah

[elder shale]

Cheering for you dude

[mint spear]

You met in France, you got a neat job, you enjoy Legos n guns, and you like snakes n bees! I'm sure she'll at least give ya one date

[dusty magnet]

She invited me to family dinner sometime so 🤷

[mint spear]

ah fun

[lucid granite]

Do it!

[mint spear]

Family dinners are so awkward

[lucid granite]

or else i'll do something cruel

[mint spear]

You gonna hold a bee hostage?

[elder shale]

B's a keeper

double pun

[lucid granite]

maybee

[elder shale]

Not as awkward as having to turn your camera on in WhatsApp because your dad insists you see all the extended family you've seen like once or twice. Paired with voice/camera lag, that was possibly the cringiest thing I had to do this week

[lucid granite]

oh goodness

im so sorry

[elder shale]

Like I get it: they mean something to you, but I've seen these people once or twice in my entire life - I don't exactly give a shit dad lmao

[dusty magnet]

Okay I asked her

[elder shale]

🙌 Nice

[lucid granite]

Pog!!

[mint spear]

[lucid granite]

I found a German streamer that dj's on stream

[tropic folio]

I got a rock

[lucid granite]

what kind?

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/panda-cute-approve-thumbs-up-teddy-bear-gif-17746493

Ok need to go out again, be back in 10-20

[mint spear]

[lucid granite]

[elder shale]

smh nitro

[lucid granite]

only for a bit longer for me

14 days... guess that's only like halfway through, but

[mint spear]

Probably gonna cancel mine soon, this vet stuff is getting extremely unmanageable

[elder shale]

😦

How's your bby girl

[dusty magnet]

I must see said rock

[mint spear]

also nitro only

this i have to be careful with

[lucid granite]

woah

[elder shale]

Yay more headaches for mods

Well not really

but it is slightly incovenient

[mint spear]

you can see through it tho...

dont look at things at face value

[jaunty copper]

in france?

[elder shale]

No Smoosh

[dusty magnet]

No, back home

[jaunty copper]

in louisahoma

oregornia

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-napoleon-returns-napoleon-returns-from-exile-napoleon-returns-from-elba-gif-21902891

[dusty magnet]

Sweet home where my home is

[elder shale]

I need to rewatch Napoleon

ok i said i was going out but i'm still here

brb

🏃‍♂️

[dusty magnet]

This guy?

[jaunty copper]

okbaiii

[elder shale]

yes that guy

[dusty magnet]

He slepin

[jaunty copper]

emperor stumpington

[mint spear]

She's alright, two injections a day, attempting new diets, constant vet visits to check her levels, and eventually that 2k surgery. This situation is quickly draining everything we saved

[gusty hemlock]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[mint spear]

I probably blabbered a bit excessively there, just stressed about her health and stressed about our finances. It's easy for me to rant about that situation atm

[ruby bay]

My nitro sub ends today

Fuck

[mint spear]

I don't have that ability yet

Must be an old fart nitro thing

[round glacier]

Oh cool

Chris Chan's going to court today

forgot

this should be fun

[jovial dragon]

So, I tried my hand at taking a really good screenshot in GoT, this is how I did.

[jaunty copper]

Everybody's Gone to the Rapture 😄

(still nice shot)

[jovial dragon]

what that mean?

[lucid granite]

that's really cool

[jovial dragon]

Ty.

Gotta give Sony credit....looks good for a game designed to run on next gen and 8 year old hardware and look the same on both

[elder shale]

Sorry, just got back. Bless you for making a big sacrifice for your four-legged friend. I hope everything turns out well 💖

[clever vessel]

There should be an option to play as a bear or a deer in Ghost of Tsushima. a passive mode where you just explore

or a fox

[dry bison]

Or a tree

[clever vessel]

nice screenshot Pika

yes tree

but you wouldn't be able to explore

[dry bison]

Trees can see all

[clever vessel]

passive mode where you stand still and feel wind

[dry bison]

They communicate through vast networks 😉

[clever vessel]

oh true

[dry bison]

B gets the best tree pics

[mint spear]

That's a nice tree

[dusty magnet]

Ty it took me 40 hours

[clever vessel]

That's a nice tree

[mint spear]

I can tell
Very lifelike

[round glacier]

here's mine

took me 70 hours

[clever vessel]

That's a nice tree

[round glacier]

thx

[dusty magnet]

That's a nice tree

[round glacier]

thx

[clever vessel]

PLANK TIME

[dusty magnet]

I do just be vibin clicking cookies

[safe path]

mine

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/flowers-tree-dance-gif-7391218

[clever vessel]

That's a nice tree

[dusty magnet]

wtf thats actually good no fair

[safe path]

I stole it from google v.v

[dusty magnet]

😮

cheater!

[safe path]

There was no rules discussed!

[dusty magnet]

I...

you

damn youre not wrong

[elder shale]

Then I win

because mine's a n i m a t e d

[dusty magnet]

urmom

[elder shale]

yes she's animated too

[dusty magnet]

better than reanimated

[lucid granite]

my mom is reanimated

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/umm-confused-blinking-okay-white-guy-blinking-gif-7513882

[jaunty copper]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

[lucid granite]

don't you hate it when Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo bufallo?

[clever vessel]

yes

[jaunty copper]

i do

[elder shale]

Hypehypehype

[void plank]

Good morning.

[elder shale]

Hey Grim

[void plank]

Wait....

[jovial dragon]

Someone say buffalo?

[void plank]

Good afternoon... Shit I slept till 1..

[jovial dragon]

Rookie numbers.

Tell em vasco'.

[void plank]

Y'all up to anything interesting?

[jovial dragon]

I'm getting foxes in Ghost

Petting*

https://twitter.com/modernwarzone/status/1438560940740554755?s=21

ModernWarzone (@ModernWarzone)

Cheaters who were previously hardware ID banned on #Warzone have found that their ban has carried over into #Vanguard.

Get fucked losers.

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Twitter · Sep 16, 2021, 5:50 PM

HA!

[elder shale]

wot

[jovial dragon]

Nothing lol.

[void plank]

Nice. I spent a good 5 hours on nms yesterday looking for the perfect planet to set up a base on near the fade. No luck yet.. guess I'm too picky..

[jaunty copper]

jusss tisss

[void plank]

That is amazing lmao

[jovial dragon]

Who actually cheats in CoD. Just saying.

[jaunty copper]

people who can and want to

this was a reason i was okay playing Vigor, it's console only no kbm

(and no cheeterz)

[thick stump]

I remember trying out some hacks on a private server on Cs and you could get it to a point where you don't have to touch the mouse. How they find this in any fun is beyond me

[void plank]

I had issues with people using trainers back when mw2 first came out... Stopped playing when I got sniped (headshot) from across the map through several buildings while I was also in a building... Watched the kill cam and saw it. Guy hit aim he auto focused on my through a building wall pulled the trigger once and I died...

[fickle obsidian]

it's meta, more about beating the program than people

[hallow isle]

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/sep/16/home-computing-pioneer-sir-clive-sinclair-dies-aged-81
@mint spear @opaque tartan

[void plank]

Why you would do that in a match with kill cams is kinda stupid.. great way to get caught...

[spiral zephyr]

Some people will cheat in anything given the chance.

[jaunty copper]

yup

saying no more to avoid #archived-old-serious

[mint spear]

with the lack of a proper anticheat and banwaves that happens ever 3-4 months this means jack shit to me

people gonna cheat

[opaque tartan]

Nooo

[hallow isle]

C5's about to rocket in value

zx's too

[jovial dragon]

Both of these are pretty pricey as it is tbh.

Not nearly as bed as the CPet but still up there in terms of price.

[hallow isle]

human skin emissivity

oops

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-perplexed-what-gif-10834164

[jaunty copper]

buffalo buffalo buffalo

[ember wing]

happy memories of the ZX Spectrum 48k I had ... wait 20 minutes for a game to load in only for it to crash upon finishing ... and the just one more go syndrome 😄

[hallow isle]

let he who has never needed to know how much radiation is given off by living human skin cast the first stone

[jaunty copper]

0.0000013 geigers

[mint spear]

Hey this is interesting, genuinely, because I guess this ties in to the whole Humans glowing in the dark thing.

We emit tiny amounts of light energy which I can only assume does tie in with the radiation we too give off.

I should have have been a biological scientician tbh.

[dusty magnet]

scientician

[mint spear]

A person that do sciences.

[jaunty copper]

mathematist

[spiral zephyr]

We have bioluminescent algae in the water here.
Makes for a really cool effect when coming in late on a boat.
They all light up in the prop wash/wake.

[dusty magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkYEX0UTLyM

[elder shale]

Trying to play Morrowind multiplayer

[safe path]

ugh.. headache hasnt gone away.. had it since like 5am

[elder shale]

as in the single player game not ESO

feel better soon, Nat

[spiral zephyr]

Lol, I do live in Hawai'i as it happens

[dusty magnet]

ugh lucky

which island

[safe path]

hope so, I took two pamprin to help

[dry bison]

I want chocolate fudge cookie pls

[spiral zephyr]

Oahu, but I live away from the city.

[dusty magnet]

oh man im jealous

[hallow isle]

The new far cry is looking good

[spiral zephyr]

It has its moments, but it's expensive.
😬
https://www.staradvertiser.com/2021/09/08/hawaii-news/oahus-median-home-sale-price-tops-1m-for-the-first-time/

[hallow isle]

Hi jealous I'm adamb

[dusty magnet]

hello adamb

nice to meat you

hello dave

i saw you

[scarlet gorge]

shh

[mint spear]

[scarlet gorge]

I got cds I’m jammin and very happy

[mint spear]

I like your toes.

[scarlet gorge]

thank you

[hallow isle]

Why does that CD cover have people cosplaying Dr Zoidberg

[mint spear]

rofl

[scarlet gorge]

lmao

[hallow isle]

oh my god discord shut up about stage channels

every time I open the client

pop up

OpEn a sTaGe ChAnNeL

[scarlet gorge]

maybe if you open one it will shut up

[hallow isle]

I doubt it

it'll probably tell me all the FUN THINGS I can do with it instead

like hosting a book club

[scarlet gorge]

it just wants you to read more

[hallow isle]

I'm reading right now though

[scarlet gorge]

through discord

its working

[safe path]

owo whats this

[scarlet gorge]

a carrot i dropped oops

[dusty magnet]

Think I struck out, she opened my message 2h ago :(

[jaunty copper]

oof

[dusty magnet]

oh well

[jaunty copper]

or maybe give it a day

[dusty magnet]

was worth a shot

[mint spear]

You miss 100% of the shots you never take.

[silent wagon]

You miss deez

[jaunty copper]

like that guy who made you take that shot

[fickle obsidian]

nah can't miss if you never take shot

[hallow isle]

Did you have the dinner already?

[dusty magnet]

nah not yet

[hallow isle]

o dam

[mint spear]

This is where we find out Bee sent "want sum fuk?"

[dusty magnet]

'lmao

[fickle obsidian]

bee: *sends photo of funyuns*

[mint spear]

"What do you think of pickles?"

[silent wagon]

Bee sent "wan sum fuk?" along with this

[mint spear]

OH GOD

[lucid granite]

that's the kind of message you respond to without hesitation

[dusty magnet]

soul how tf you get in my dms

[fickle obsidian]

right? either a what the fuck or gib

[hallow isle]

I think I'd have waited till after the dinner tbh

actually that's a lie

[fickle obsidian]

what's dinner

[mint spear]

It's where you meet up and eat out.

[dusty magnet]

i mean i wasnt even 100% sure if that would happen anyways

[hallow isle]

I'd have waited until she pretty much took her clothes off in front of me

and even then

not 100% sure

[dusty magnet]

ahahaha

well at least now i know and can move on instead of sitting here wondering

[jovial dragon]

What did I just walk into?

[hallow isle]

casually explained made a video about me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw

[mint spear]

Off Topic Wholesome Hours

[jovial dragon]

[dusty magnet]

if anyone needs me ill be avoiding romantic situations for the next 2 years

[lucid granite]

yknow... she could just be busy

[mint spear]

No that's stupid.

Obviously not.

[fickle obsidian]

impossible

[lucid granite]

xD

[dusty magnet]

no she hates me

[fickle obsidian]

obviously

it's the worst possible scenario or nothing

[mint spear]

It's cause Bee didn't tell her he is a Discord mod. 😔

[hallow isle]

I mean tbh, she's probably group DM'ing her coven

Discussing the pro's and con's

[fickle obsidian]

imagine having a coven

[mint spear]

"I met a girl with a beard and she's kinda cute, I don't know if I should agree to meeting up or not."

[lucid granite]

imagine talking about pros and cons with other people

[silent wagon]

I want a coven

[fickle obsidian]

ez bake oven

[lucid granite]

is that like a cult?

[mint spear]

Yeah but legally.

[silent wagon]

Witch coven 😌

[dusty magnet]

im the girl with the beard

[lucid granite]

niiice

[fickle obsidian]

are cults illegal

[mint spear]

And you cute AF.

[jovial dragon]

Technically cults are legal, at least in the U.S

[silent wagon]

Cult of Bee when

[fickle obsidian]

what about Cults

[lucid granite]

I'm in like 15

cults

[scarlet gorge]

wweak

[mint spear]

I never asked for permission tbh. I just assumed it was illegal on some weird mental abuse law.

[lucid granite]

we're in a lot of the same cults Dave

don't insult me like that

[fickle obsidian]

cult collapse

[scarlet gorge]

you should join more of the ones im in

[hallow isle]

Anyway, I wouldn't count yourself out after 2 hours. I spent more than 2 hours picking a new car.

[lucid granite]

im down

[dusty magnet]

i think everyone should worship me cause im superior

[lucid granite]

There is also the fun chance that she just completely forgot to respond

I do that all the time

[hallow isle]

nah

[dusty magnet]

not likely

[hallow isle]

that shit makes your heart skip a beat

[fickle obsidian]

i spent more than 82 years deciding on how much to shitpost

[lucid granite]

oh true

[jaunty copper]

we should all say "religious sects" five times real fast

[dusty magnet]

yeah not on something like that

[hallow isle]

nobody forgets something that knocks them into an arrythmia

[fickle obsidian]

I'm really great at ignoring pings

[mint spear]

Probably doing background checks on you tbh. Stalking your socials and making sure you only committed minor crimes.

[silent wagon]

There's a South Park joke to be made here but I'm not gonna make it, lol

[lucid granite]

gotta look up what arrythmia is now

[fickle obsidian]

what if you don't have a background

[jaunty copper]

you killed kenny you bastard

[spiral zephyr]

We have a couple of cults in my neighborhood.
The movie Holy Hell is based on a group here.
And Chris Butler's "Science of Identity" cult is based nearby as well.

[jaunty copper]

heart skip beat

[silent wagon]

Is that not how you do it

[fickle obsidian]

heart scoop beat

[lucid granite]

ah

[jaunty copper]

heat scoop beet

[lucid granite]

hat scat bet

[silent wagon]

Have y'all ever seen why all ice cream shops use the same scoop with the liquid in the handle

[fickle obsidian]

hascabe

[jaunty copper]

de man et boterham

[hallow isle]

conducts body heat into the spoon to melt the icecream slightly at the interface

[silent wagon]

Yee

[hallow isle]

makes it not stick

[lucid granite]

that was my guess

[silent wagon]

The bestest scoop

[hallow isle]

so basically

[jaunty copper]

want 🍨 now

[hallow isle]

when you buy ice cream from a shop

[lucid granite]

you also get body heated water

[hallow isle]

you know that feeling of sitting on a recently used toilet seat?

that

[jaunty copper]

aka sweat

[hallow isle]

in your mouth

[lucid granite]

EW ADAM

[fickle obsidian]

lol

[dusty magnet]

hey um adamb why

[hallow isle]

tell me I'm wrong tho

[jaunty copper]

[fickle obsidian]

u wrong tho

[lucid granite]

i...

[scarlet gorge]

im going to throw my pc out a window now

[hallow isle]

😄

[scarlet gorge]

i hate that

[hallow isle]

next time you buy ice cream you're just going to hear this little voice in your head going "I'm putting your body heat in my mouth"

[fickle obsidian]

it's more like wearing your bestie's recently worn coat

[silent wagon]

In your mouth

[fickle obsidian]

and then never returning it

[lucid granite]

unless it's soft serve

[silent wagon]

Then the ice cream machine broke

[hallow isle]

soft serve is shit tier ice cream

not even ice cream

[lucid granite]

i'd die for the soft serve place right next to my house

[fickle obsidian]

the true test of friendship is how much of their clothing you can steal without them taking you to court

[lucid granite]

oh

[scarlet gorge]

i have every pair of my one friends socks

[jaunty copper]

soft serve literally poops out of the machine

[lucid granite]

?!?

[silent wagon]

Ngl, Spirit and I might have been really bored last night and DoorDashed some McFlurrys and apple pies and fries from McDonald's 😆

[scarlet gorge]

he keeps leaving them

[lucid granite]

ah he

yes

he is a moron

[scarlet gorge]

yep

mhm

[jaunty copper]

do you mix them like a cake shake

except a pie shake

[lucid granite]

a moron in the best way possible obviously

[silent wagon]

Holy shit, I'm doing that next time

[lucid granite]

but still, a moron

[fickle obsidian]

s0ul

nO

[silent wagon]

Bet

[jaunty copper]

you can optionally let the pie cool first unless you like liquidy shakes (desgoostan)

[fickle obsidian]

what to bet

[silent wagon]

Apple pie mixed into an Oreo McFlurry 😌

[jaunty copper]

lol oreos

[fickle obsidian]

bet the pie

[jaunty copper]

you left that part out

[clever vessel]

bet me a pie

[torpid dust]

https://c.tenor.com/PRFryW0datoAAAAM/mulan-disney.gif

[dusty magnet]

YOO?!?

[torpid dust]

Ah, no embed. Also all my roles are gone :(

[spiral zephyr]

Yet another reason to make your own.

[dusty magnet]

wtf nyx i was literally thinking about messaging you earlier today

imagine playing cookie clicker lmao

[civic ferry]

I'm surprised the driver was able to find a working machine

[torpid dust]

@tropic folio Thank you Fluff

Yoo Bee

[tropic folio]

Welcome back Nyx c:

[silent wagon]

Our McDonald's has gud ice cream machines 😌

[torpid dust]

How you doing pal

[dusty magnet]

sad rn, but overall great

[tropic folio]

oh wow I think sticky roles actually functioned

[torpid dust]

Oh darn

[dusty magnet]

wbu?

[tropic folio]

oh nvm that's just booster role

[torpid dust]

Really good actually

[dusty magnet]

glad to hear it

[torpid dust]

Yeah fluff I boosted for a colour l, all my roles are gone

Yeah I became a father two weeks ago

Which is cool

[dusty magnet]

NO WAY?!

[tropic folio]

holy crap, congrats

[dusty magnet]

DUDE CONGRATS

[silent wagon]

NYX YOU FUCK

[torpid dust]

Ye

[dusty magnet]

Whats their name??

[torpid dust]

Hey Soul 👋

[silent wagon]

😍

[tropic folio]

so I would assume

[torpid dust]

He is called Arthur :)

[tropic folio]

hence the father bit

[sterile tartan]

[silent wagon]

[torpid dust]

Wait a second

[dusty magnet]

ahaha fluff

[torpid dust]

Gleam became a mod in the time I was banned?

[dusty magnet]

yep!

[torpid dust]

Who finally convinced him

[dusty magnet]

finally lmao

[jaunty copper]

and he has a fan club

[torpid dust]

Hey Spirit 👋

Gleam always had a fan club

[sterile tartan]

I became not a mod But idk if you were here when I got modded in the first place @torpid dust

I can't member

[torpid dust]

I think I was?

I also became not a mod

[sterile tartan]

It was for like two years. So. Probably

[dusty magnet]

lmfao xD

[sterile tartan]

I like your pfp

[torpid dust]

Thanks!

[sterile tartan]

[dusty magnet]

nyx what you been up to, besides learning how to be a dad

[tropic folio]

waiting an eternity for me to read modmail

😛

[torpid dust]

Mostly what fluffy said ;)

Nah, been busy throughout the pandemic, yknow, being healthcare staff

Saw too much shit and decided to not do that anymore, now I'm an engineer

[dusty magnet]

yeah i bet thats been hell

[torpid dust]

It really was

[dusty magnet]

oh shit cool, what kind of engineer

[torpid dust]

Compootah

I build computers n shit

[dusty magnet]

very ebic 😎

[sterile tartan]

Eyy awesome

[torpid dust]

Much better than watching people die, imo

Significantly more chill

[dusty magnet]

yeah sounds like it 😬

[sterile tartan]

Oi wait a sec

@torpid dust when did you leave the (my) other server

[torpid dust]

Other than that I've just been chilling, and annoying Bungie by leaking their expansions

I left all my servers a while ago in a big purge

Discord started taking too long to load

[sterile tartan]

Ah

[torpid dust]

So I left everywhere I didn't talk

[sterile tartan]

Makes sense

[dusty magnet]

@torpid dust I started a new job too 😎

[torpid dust]

Yoooo

You were just a young boy last time we spoke...

[dusty magnet]

yeah that mustve been 2 years ago?

more?

[torpid dust]

A little over I think

[dusty magnet]

fuckin wild

[torpid dust]

A little under actually

March 2020

[dusty magnet]

ah ookay year and ahalf

[torpid dust]

Also I'm missing all the XP roles :(

Except top gek obv

[dusty magnet]

did you get up to top gek?

[torpid dust]

Nah

Got to rank 86 it seems

[dusty magnet]

ah rip

think gleam got it something like a year ago

or no not gleam sorry

leon

gleam was second i believe

[torpid dust]

Yeah gleam was 2nd

Leon first

There were 3 of them when I left

Now there's 13 nearly, damn

[sterile tartan]

You know who also has top gek

not me

@silent wagon

[torpid dust]

Gotta talk more

[sterile tartan]

I killed my activity when we I started burning out on the server. Otherwise I'd be there by now

[tropic folio]

mood

[torpid dust]

Yeah that's fair

Anyways, I best get to sleep, gotta get some rest before Arthur wakes up for food

It's good to be back

[sterile tartan]

Yeah go slep

[clever vessel]

good night

[dusty magnet]

idk how i havent burnt out ive chatted on here almost every day for nearly 4 years

[torpid dust]

Thanks for unbanning me fluff

[dusty magnet]

seeya nyx, good to have you back

[torpid dust]

[jovial dragon]

@torpid dust What you get banned for?

[clever vessel]

he ate all of a mods Easter candy without asking

[dusty magnet]

really was a tragedy tbh

[silent wagon]

He can eat my Easter candy 😫 💦 💦

[sterile tartan]

[fickle obsidian]

u take it ez dats how

[dusty magnet]

urmom

[fickle obsidian]

bakes cookies!

[dusty magnet]

yum

[clever vessel]

baked pickles

[dusty magnet]

die

[clever vessel]

combusts

[scarlet gorge]

pickle cookies?

[clever vessel]

yes

[scarlet gorge]

ill go make them now

[clever vessel]

thanks

[dusty magnet]

i will ban you irl

[clever vessel]

yeah

[dusty magnet]

yeah

[scarlet gorge]

bet

ill just hand you a cookie

[dusty magnet]

better not be a pickle cookie

[scarlet gorge]

peanut butter pickle chip

[dusty magnet]

desgustang

[scarlet gorge]

i ran out of chocolate chips figured pickles would work

[clever vessel]

tang

[dusty magnet]

desgustang

[clever vessel]

tangy

[scarlet gorge]

My laptop ok?

[dusty magnet]

i know the problem. looks like youre not wearing your laptop shoes

[scarlet gorge]

shoot your right

[clever vessel]

hey no toe pics

[dusty magnet]

pls do not shoot my right

[scarlet gorge]

Too late

[dusty magnet]

cant believe you would do such a thing

[weak nimbus]

just need a bandaid

you'll be good

[safe path]

ugh.. the headache wont stop

[clever vessel]

drinking water,

?

[safe path]

yea

[clever vessel]

that’s all i got

[jovial dragon]

You ever just

Get so hungry

That you wanna eat someone's face off?

[elder shale]

Yes

[jovial dragon]

Oh really?

[elder shale]

In fact

[jovial dragon]

Do you have like every channel open?

[clever vessel]

don’t eat peoples’ faces

[jovial dragon]

Why not? Carl did?

If he can why can't I?

[clever vessel]

Carl is a bad llama

[jovial dragon]

YES

[elder shale]

I was on the subway, straight after smoking pot - which really only gets me hungry and nothing else.
And people's cheeks were looking like a mighty tasty snack to chomp

[jovial dragon]

Someone got the reference.

[elder shale]

Also no I just go where I see the white thing lol

[clever vessel]

lol

[jovial dragon]

I'm so glad someone got it lol.

[elder shale]

I was also like

17

or 18

or so

so like 4+ years ago

[jovial dragon]

Codevasco a pot head confirmed

[elder shale]

Nah

[jovial dragon]

People don't change. Vasco pot head

[clever vessel]

i don’t like this topic

[elder shale]

Did it like two or three times lol

[jovial dragon]

[elder shale]

It just gets me hungry

[jovial dragon]

It rly do tho.

I used to do it quite a lot, I don't, not anymore. But I used to just raid the entire fridge sometimes....

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-gif-11314804

[sterile tartan]

[ruby bay]

Guys I'm fucking lost

[hallow isle]

@dusty magnet update pls

[dusty magnet]

of?

[hallow isle]

Y or n

[dusty magnet]

no response

[hallow isle]

Uh oh

[ruby bay]

Help

[dusty magnet]

she read it like 4 hours ago 🤷‍♂️

[dusty magnet]

what happen

[hallow isle]

It's not a no.

[dusty magnet]

its not a yes xD

[ruby bay]

So i finally got to see my flat that i own , and it's in complete shambles

[hallow isle]

Just whatever you do don't send another message saying 'loljk'

[ruby bay]

I don't know what to do

[dusty magnet]

aww fuck 😦

[ruby bay]

My mom wants me to renovate it

[dusty magnet]

yeah i probably just wont follow up for a bit. either she'll message me or she wont

[ruby bay]

But it's just completely fucked

Wooden windows

[dusty magnet]

they didnt tell you beforehand?

[ruby bay]

It's been always like that haven't seen it since i was 5 , don't remember much from back then

[dusty magnet]

oh jeez

[ruby bay]

I mean , it's genuinely mine and I've got to pay the bills , i don't know , should i sell or just renovate it

[dusty magnet]

would it be worth renovating?

[ruby bay]

I mean it's got 2 small balconies and it's in a pretty good place

But everything must be replaced

[dusty magnet]

oh shit i just got invited to buy a ps5

[dusty magnet]

would it cost too much?

[ruby bay]

$5000 or more , plus you have to consider the local wages here

So $5000 is a lot

The windows , the floor , the doors , the furniture , everything has to be replaced

[dusty magnet]

@clever vessel worth using my credit card and going $400 in debt for a ps5?

[jovial dragon]

Uh....

Depends...

Do you have a stable income?

Above all else, responsibilities first, gaming last.

Man's been typing a while, you ight homie?

[dusty magnet]

ugh you right

[pliant dome]

If you don’t care to use it but your mom wants to renovate and keep it you can look into leasing it after fixing it up. But that depends on the housing market and if renting is reliable income for your area.

[jovial dragon]

Housing market is kinda fucked so....

I own a real estate company so I can confirm it sucks..

[ruby bay]

It's unlivable now , plus she wants me to move in later

[ruby bay]

In America or the whole world?

[jovial dragon]

Internationally.

That word makes it sound bigger then it is though lol.

[ruby bay]

Okay

I mean my mom found a 1909 singer sewing machine

In the flat

[jovial dragon]

That sounds dope.

I'd restore that.

[ruby bay]

I don't even have money for that lmao

[jovial dragon]

Sorry to hear that.

[ruby bay]

Even if i get a job , it'll take a long ass time

[jovial dragon]

Why don't you have one now? No offense intended, just curious.

[ruby bay]

Corona plus uni

[jovial dragon]

Gotcha. Yeah I get that.

I was going to go to college but never really needed to.

[hallow isle]

Today I learned that you can have a mucus plug form in your bronchi, disabling one of your lungs. Just in case anyone was interested in fun things that can kill you.

[ruby bay]

Plus , you kinds need to get experience for jobs and they only hire third-fourth years

[jovial dragon]

That doesn't sound good Adam.

Reminds me I have to go back to the hospital next week. Fuck.

[ruby bay]

My uncle says to sell it , my mom says that I'll probably get $30000 for it , i just want to consult a real estate agent

[clever vessel]

not yet

[dusty magnet]

looks like it will be later next year tbh

[silent wagon]

Do it in 2023 when all the dank games drop

[hallow isle]

never go into debt for luxuries tbh

always save

[dusty magnet]

but i thought debt is cool and hip

[jovial dragon]

No no.

Not good

[hallow isle]

credit card debt is for suckers

[jovial dragon]

Oh shit. I'm really proud of this one.

[hallow isle]

mortgages and car loans are cool debt

well some car loans

not the ones that are like, 25%APR

[clever vessel]

best to avoid credit cards

[dusty magnet]

unless you're using them properly to build credit

[clever vessel]

yes

[sterile tartan]

If you do use a credit card, it should be for little things you can pay up..... Yeah

[clever vessel]

like bubble gum

[dusty magnet]

like ps5

[clever vessel]

ps5 bubble gum

[sterile tartan]

My friend uses hers for cat food basically. Easy to pay off immediately

[hallow isle]

I use the credit card for literally everything because I get free money

[clever vessel]

nice

[dusty magnet]

rewards?

[hallow isle]

0.5% cashback

[dusty magnet]

shit nice

[hallow isle]

I get absolutely reamed if I don't pay it off though

like, 30% APR

[dusty magnet]

yeah mines 25%

[hallow isle]

I've only been charged interest once, and I got it back tho

pointed out the credit agreement was misleading

[dusty magnet]

when do you pay interest? when you dont pay it off?

[hallow isle]

depends on the card, but interest becomes due generally the first statement date after the purchase

you then have until the payment deadline to make the payment, otherwise you get backdated interest to the payment date

so my statement date is the 20th of the month, payment deadline is the 16th of the month

so if I buy something on the 10th august, it becomes due on the 20th august, and I have until the 16th September to hand over the cash, otherwise they add interest back to the 20th august

[dusty magnet]

interesting

[hallow isle]

some cards will have an interest free window - my backup card has an additional 60 days interest free period

[dusty magnet]

and does the interest come into play if you pay the minimum amount due or only if you dont pay at all

[hallow isle]

both

if you pay the minimum payment, you get interest

if you don't pay anything, you get interest and a late fee

[dusty magnet]

gotcha

but if you pay in full, no interest

[hallow isle]

correct

[dusty magnet]

got it

[ruby bay]

We get debit cards when we are young in my country

Got my debit at 15 years old , i think

Plus it came with benefits

Free public transport and stuff like that

[dusty magnet]

oh thats neat

[ruby bay]

We get regular sales too

[elder shale]

Akira Kurosawa vibes, nice

[jovial dragon]

Ty, I've been trying to capture good shots, I'm pretty good at it actually lol.

[elder shale]

For a bit of reference

From one of my favourite movies ever

[jovial dragon]

Oh yeah I get ut now.

I was trying to figure out what that was you were taking about.

[elder shale]

Go watch some Akira Kurosawa movies if you're enjoying Ghost of Tsushima.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwP_kXyd-Rw&ab_channel=StudiocanalUK

[jaunty copper]

I had a ship in nms called yojimbo

[thick stump]

I should get back to playing GoT

[jaunty copper]

Game of Tanks

[safe path]

She is sitting between her momma's as we wait for BL3 to install

[elder shale]

Oh my fckfdsj<asd<

One day I will squish your cats

[scarlet gorge]

Poke it please

[safe path]

:)

[elder shale]

Even has her tail tucked in like a lady

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/in-love-kawaii-anime-gif-12539708

[safe path]

I poked her for you @scarlet gorge

[scarlet gorge]

Yes thank you

[clever vessel]

amazing poke

[safe path]

I love how she watched the whole time lol

[elder shale]

If your cats disappear suddenly

I'll have left a note on the fridge

[clever vessel]

so kind

[scarlet gorge]

If it was me there will not be a note and instead a steak with words carved into it in the freezer

[dusty magnet]

if it was me then i did it

[scarlet gorge]

🥩

[dusty magnet]

holy balls im tired

i wanna go to bed

[elder shale]

Sleep

Almost 2 am here

Going soon

[scarlet gorge]

Eat a steak

[dusty magnet]

i cant, im trynna reset my sleep schedule back to normal

[elder shale]

https://tenor.com/view/rosycheeks-approved-i-approve-well-done-good-job-gif-16996150

[dusty magnet]

may sleep soon tho idk

[mint spear]

Hey guys, honest question. How do I dee-weebify? Looking to get back to normal stuff, which isn't anime related. I'm about 3 years deep into this stuff and my YT recommendations consist of MMV dark trap videos. Help?

[elder shale]

Clear your browser/activity?

[dusty magnet]

stop wathcing anime?

[scarlet gorge]

Make a new account your too far gone

[elder shale]

That too.

[mint spear]

Dude I'm gone, man. I first got into anime when my ex cheated on me in my senior year. I was pretty lonely at the time now it's just kinda become a lifestyle choice at this point. I mean, anime isn't too bad for the most part except for the fact most people consider it degeneracy

[elder shale]

I watch Studio Ghibli and one or two animes shows.

[scarlet gorge]

I’ve watched some anime and enjoyed it

The weirder ones like kill la kill food wars and those kinds

[mint spear]

studio trigger lol

I haven't really watched many actual anime shows or movies in a while, though. At least a year or 2. Haven't really had the time nor desire to do so

yea no thats gonna get you some rather degen shit

But I am into the Neptunia series, which I've been into since 2017

Only played one of the games but watched gameplay of the rest and know about all the characters

[scarlet gorge]

It’s such a good studio

Bna kill la kill food wars I hope the new cuberpunk anime is good

[mint spear]

at this point with that it would be left off on many bad loopholes

i expect that anime to have ties in one way or another with a game that still has not gotten the paid dlcs

plus i got no netflix subscription so you know what a weeb does when one cant watch it

[scarlet gorge]

I haven’t been able to find the last 2 seasons of food wars in English… I’m debating learning Japanese

[mint spear]

5 years of learning and thats just to understand the basics

[scarlet gorge]

I wanna learn it anyways

[mint spear]

minimal i may add

[scarlet gorge]

Stupid language to try to learn but I love Japan a lot

[mint spear]

i firstly am apart of an english translation group and secondly do plan on visiting japan so thats a requirement for me

[scarlet gorge]

I plan on visiting at some point as well

[mint spear]

just curious what region

[scarlet gorge]

I haven’t decided yet I don’t know much about specific regions just more about Japan as a whole

I would have to do some reserve

Research

[mint spear]

ive settled on hokkaido personally

You guys ever just get up and walk around your kitchen because you feel like you need something, but you're not sure what it is?

more forested area not as humid

lots of snow which i love

[scarlet gorge]

All the time

[mint spear]

...and when my grandfather served for the vietnam war he was stationed there so i guess you can say its more than me being a weeb

military reasons and family connections makes more of the deciding factor than just me being a japanphile

[scarlet gorge]

I wish I could say that it was more than being a web for me

[mint spear]

you dont have to be who i am to become one

i can name many people who came there for other interests

[scarlet gorge]

I wanna go because I adore everything about Japan especially food

[mint spear]

I don't want to go to Japan because that's considered the next step in becoming an unloveable weaboo and if I do that, I will die a virgin at 42

unless you are over 28 no not at all

also nobody really cares so long as you arent being insulting

this right here reminds me of the outskirts of where im from and i immediately fell in love with this sight knowing that its going to be like home away from home

[scarlet gorge]

That looks so cool

[mint spear]

now let me compare this to what it looks like where i am

see the simularities?

[scarlet gorge]

Damn they both look like paintings I do see the similarities

[mint spear]

second image btw is upstate new york, southern vermont, and western massachusetts

[limber fractal]

wow those pictures are amazing. so pretty

[jovial dragon]

Japan is one of the most beautiful countries in the world, I've been 6 times, it's absolutely incredible.

The people, the culture, the architecture.

[scarlet gorge]

I really love it just from reading about it

[mint spear]

of course its not all sunshine and happiness

i really dont care if i get worked into the ground

at least the people will only stare at me and not start shit about me

[jovial dragon]

Japan is also old as shit.

A lot of history, Japan (as a country) was founded 1,320 years ago I believe, and the culture dates back over 100,000 years ago.

[scarlet gorge]

Japan also got nuked thst as fun

[jovial dragon]

Eh, you wouldn't know it.

[scarlet gorge]

Is it ok I never read up on how they recovered

[jovial dragon]

The U.S helped rebuild.

[scarlet gorge]

Oh cool

[jovial dragon]

Recovered rather quickly if I remember.

[scarlet gorge]

After we nuked them

[jovial dragon]

Mhmm.

Though I'm German so....

This kid I know was trying to buy a REAL katana for $400 @scarlet gorge

You believe that shit lol?

[scarlet gorge]

Wtf

Is that legal?

[jovial dragon]

Yeah, but for $400?

I own 4 of em, and the cheapest was like $18,000.

I mean a fake one is fine, y'know unless someone is a sword expert they aren't going to know the difference.

[scarlet gorge]

I mean true the price difference I didn’t know if it was legal or not though

[jovial dragon]

I've never had an issue with them

But they're just decorative.

[scarlet gorge]

Ah makes sense

Probably can’t go out in public with one

Or maybe you can

I wanna buy a Karambit

[spiral zephyr]

This, I've been a couple of times.
Can't wait to go back.

[spiral zephyr]

Knife laws can be pretty wonky and vary widely.

[safe path]

https://i.imgur.com/6bO4Sum.gifv

[scarlet gorge]

Fun times

[safe path]

Don't use compressed air on plumbing. The plumbing system is not rated for compressed air. It will cause a water hammer effect

And you can burst your pipes lol

It do crap like that xD

[spiral zephyr]

A friend of mine who is of Japanese ancestry was telling me about a trip he took.
They were looking at some old armor and it struck him that while there's not a pair of pants in the entire US that fit him off the rack, the armor looked like it would fit like a glove lmao.

[mint spear]

I've been ripping horrible period farts all day

[wraith reef]

If he'd been covering that overflow thing with his other hand instead of holding the phone...

[tribal siren]

I honestly feel like this community has become less and less friendly over the past year or two. I've taken a few days to not chat here and honestly I've felt better for it. Nothing against any individual here but it's the general atmosphere.

[jovial dragon]

I doubt that.

They are heavier then they look lol.

[tribal siren]

I've felt it more in the main chats, but I feel like I just don't enjoy it here like I did

[jovial dragon]

I agree. But....I think your feeling this way because of frontiers.

Tends to bring all the shitheads from the woodwork.

[mint spear]

Implying im one.

[jovial dragon]

I didn't. But you just did.

[mint spear]

I mean i kinda am one from time to time

[tribal siren]

Frontiers definitely has made things worse

[jovial dragon]

You weren't supposed to agree with me, ruins all the fun.

[mint spear]

Bleh im no fun

[tribal siren]

The place just feels... Less happy I guess

[jovial dragon]

Yeah, unfortunately I agree. I've been sticking to off topic haha, that's why.

[mint spear]

Why you think ive been not talking as much here?

[jovial dragon]

Been playing other games like GoT and God of War instead of NMS to be honest.

[mint spear]

Similar reason

Anyways havent been playing anything

[spiral zephyr]

Well he's a 2nd generation, lifelong Judoka and career firefighter, ie strong af.
And I was referring to samurai armor ftr.
I wasn't under the impression it was very heavy, relatively speaking?

[mint spear]

Needy gf took all my free time

[jovial dragon]

Uh, might check but I believe an average set of armor like that can weigh upwards of 75 pounds.

Even though, it's all metal, definitely not light.

[spiral zephyr]

He regularly wears 60lbs of gear at work, and they train like that.

[jovial dragon]

But is he a trained Samurai? :P

kinda hoping he is

[rare mauve]

T minus 5 ish hours

[spiral zephyr]

Well he's got the hand to hand skills no doubt.
😄
He used to come home after a long weekend of competition and his dad would be waiting at the front door in his gi to say,
"Oh, that gold medal is cute. Why don't you show me how you won that..."

[jovial dragon]

I never got gold medals :(

I do have a DSC though, or whatever they call it now.

[spiral zephyr]

What's that?

[jovial dragon]

Y'know what a medal of honor is?

[spiral zephyr]

Oh sure

[jovial dragon]

It's like a downgraded version of that basically.

To be specific, basically it's when someone goes above and beyond what's required by the military during a enemy engagement...

Or some shit like that.

[spiral zephyr]

DSM?
Or are you Aussie?

[jovial dragon]

I abbreviated it.

I lived in the U.S for quite some time.

[spiral zephyr]

Ah ok

lol

Yeah I recall you mentioning that

[jovial dragon]

Sometimes. I used to never talk about it period.

[spiral zephyr]

Understandable

I have quite a few friends with similar experiences, time in the middle east etc

[jovial dragon]

It's not as bad as you think, if you are in the right place

I'm glad I'm not there now...

[spiral zephyr]

A few people I know made great careers out of the military, a number of others weren't so fortunate

[jovial dragon]

The government is basically like "yeah so.....if your in Afghanistan...GLHF...."

[spiral zephyr]

Yeah, big yikes

[jovial dragon]

Yeah, I wish I could of stayed, but I just couldn't.

I was "gifted", so my CO used to tell me.

[spiral zephyr]

I can even see how it could get kind of addicting, for lack of a better term

[jovial dragon]

I wouldn't say...addicting.

One thing I really miss was being able to order people around. Won't lie that was fun.

[spiral zephyr]

Yeah it misses the mark somewhat, thus the last bit

[jovial dragon]

Especially being this young I was at that rank, pissed a lot of people off

[hallow isle]

Can I get someone to take my left arm off and reinstall it?

[jovial dragon]

I can do that.

I'm not a doctor though.

So it might end up somewhere where you don't want it.

[hallow isle]

Need it back in the same spot kthx

[spiral zephyr]

An arm coming from my forehead could be useful

[jovial dragon]

....you sure?

[spiral zephyr]

Well, an extra one would be

[hallow isle]

I just think it'd feel amazing if someone could just pull my arm off and then stick it back on right now

[dusty magnet]

Adamb have you slept yet

[hallow isle]

of course not

it's not even 4

[dusty magnet]

Smh my head

[jovial dragon]

Which one is your guys favorite?

[sterile tartan]

Bottom one

[jovial dragon]

I really like red, dunno why.

I figured, I dunno if I got lucky with these or if I'm just that good.

[tribal siren]

See ya guys. I might come back if something major happens. Ik I keep saying it but yeah. Stay safe

[jovial dragon]

Cya papi.

I mean- ah fuck it.

[sterile tartan]

Mmkay, take care

[jovial dragon]

I've got this one too but ehh....

Not sure how I feel about it.

This one is neat though.

[sterile tartan]

It is yeah

[spiral zephyr]

I always find myself checking out the surf
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E7fYElrVkAQLSFV?format=jpg&name=large

[jovial dragon]

Oh that's nice.

Tbh...

I won't wear anything but the Sakai armor.

It just looks way to badass.

[spiral zephyr]

They do a great job of bending the swells accurately

[jovial dragon]

They did a lot of attention to detail in the game they didn't need to.

[spiral zephyr]

Yeah, it's really well done imo

[jovial dragon]

Definitely.

TLOU2 & GOT are definitely some of my favorites titles of all time.

[spiral zephyr]

Same