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GAHHH!
I want t play nms so bad
Every day at work, its the same raaagh
addiction feeling, been awhile since i felt this way about a game lol
Hrmm
OH YEAH i have leftover pizza, I need to buy some beer to go with it.
Hello folks, from Scotland!! How's it going? I've not been playing nms for a while, but fancy meeting some kindred folks to inspire me to start it up again. Tell me what you've been up to? ๐
I keep trying to get back into nms but can't seem to.. tried to do expeditions figured out the reward I was after, the gold vector, was no longer available as a reward so no real reason to do expeditions... Only thing I have going is that I'm eventually going to build a base near the fade then I'll be stuck with nothing to do again..
I'm from England. I think that means we've gotta fight.
hahahahaha!!! No - it shouldn't, unless you're a particularly proud nationalist? ;-P
I'm from the USA I think that means I'm supposed to fight with everyone and never take advise...
Cause you know... 'merica.... ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
not in the slightest ๐
the last time I played I was making the road I made from my base to the trade outpost two way......with the help of a friend. Then I found out all the parts he made weren't available on my solo play, and that made me sad
it's ok, we can find you a side to support with the roll of a dice ๐
So our couch was supposed to be here Friday. It came today, same with the tv stand and the media center..
That's.. good?
Yes and no because now I gotta set everything up today and @unkempt seal and I are exhausted lol
Do it tomorrow then.
damn, two against one - who's going to help me counter? ๐
The media center I will for sure but the couch needs done today lol
or what id say to my love one is to do it now and then crash on the furniture when its finished
Yes
wherabouts in England? You're the first UK nms player I've actually met lol. I'm in Glasgow ๐
Hey!!! Another sassenach!!
Nice to meet you man! ๐
I love British people
Likewise
I'll post couch pics once done
Couch pics
It's a zinus sage green jackie
With cat on it
south, round near oxford. there's dozens of us here. dozens
I do too. But sometimes we're too polite for our own good lol
Ahh nice one!!! Maybe the tide is changing for me and I'll find "local" players that I might have a hope in meeting one day, without the added effort of getting my passport renewed hehe
That's a good point! It's crazy to think of an island of less than 1000 miles that there's soo many accents in every corner of the country that you wouldn't be able to distinguish from the next. For example, my local Glaswegian accent is "apparently" the hardest accent to transcribe in the whole of the UK, lol
Just did a big meet up on another discord, unfortunately I couldn't go due to work but looked like a lot of fun down in kent
I want more people with accents in my life
But I also want something else in my life
This shirt
ahh nice one - was it for a game too?
well I guess this might be a place for it afterall. If you want to chat - howabout we all join GoLive 1?
It's a tech/gaming group, so they got lots of tech giveaways at the meet up
Please don't mind the boxes, I literally shoved shit out the way to assemble the couch
Cat
It's ok, the boxes are the real couch.
For the cats.
How do you sound like a waffle?
Yeah just arrived today. It was 85 pounds lugging it upstairs alone
nice one!! what games?
What do waffles sound like 
crunch
ZINUS Jackie Sofa Couch / Easy, Tool-Free Assembly, Green Stone https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079Q238ZM/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_Z0R54ZR55QYA059NGZ08?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
Maybe like a French cowboy
Yes
Aah of course

How could i be so blind
It's actually really comfortable for being so cheap
I love all accents personally. I used to work in a call centre and "tuning into" an unknown accent was like a challenge. Usually it took me 60 seconds, but I'd like to see how good I am now ๐
In the ears
All kinds, they've just setup a Minecraft and CSGO server. Also game nights every 2 weeks which includes Web based games like garctic phone, codenames, Cs, and anything else really. Great laugh
Mine is the sliced white bread of accents
I'm America
This is the third Zinus product I've bought and I am super happy with them
There's like a thousand accents in the US
So there isn't an "American" one
Eat him
dangerous kitty
Dominance
He just wants to make a deal
HI RYDER, YOU'RE A CUTE FLUFF BALL
Think he is tired to, he is just laying there and his eyes are aloy closing lol
Slowly*
ahh cool - annoyingly I uninstalled CSGO on my laptop, even though I loved it. Took up djing instead, where every gigabyte counts on the shitty pcie-ssd 250GB drive in it.
But my main gaming rig I'd be up for playing on. what's the discord group?
I bought overwatch but every time I open it shuts off my computer
Well I think imma go play some tonks
Eteknix discord
Have fun don't die
globe of tonks
Oh I'm sure I will multiple times

Gonna get me a refreshing beverage and play Rocket League, y'all have fun ๐
Or worse, score an own goal
Football
do you have a server address?
Well, be the judges
Ye I'll dm as it's forbidden here
cheers!
what tonk class should I play?
Light
Medium
Heavy
Tank Destroyer
SPG
DESTROY
Big boom
Okay so I will do TD first and then spg, what tier? Tier 8, 9, or 10?
Uh 9
Smfh
Hot
10 idk
IDK how tiers workin WT
well I cant do td's at nine, I dont have one crap. But I do have the aptly named shitbarn a tier 10 td
my t10 tanks, I missing the grille 15 tho, I sold it and the t110e5 lol
That sounds like a lot of grind
I told you I spent a lot of time in this game lol
I also have a few tech tree tier 9's lol
I hope you blow out the competition
Looks so arcadey
Ah
Fair
It's just jarring for me going from
Enlisted tonks
to WT
lol
i MEAN
WoT
1 down
you as well
hey no do not cry unless itโs happy cry
I ded
But I can't find where to buy it
Rip
make your own
How
print it on printer paper and tape to a white shirt
Just lost 5-3, worst match of the day eeee
i played rocket league for 5 years
Play for honor
fun days, had enough of it
For Honor ๐คฎ
Wipe that smile of your face
And I used to play the hell out of it a few months ago
alright @elder shale playing the British Conqueror gun Carriage or CGC for short. Tier 10 SPG 1000 alpha damage, highest gun arc for SPG and shortest range but can spots others cant o3o
I just play overwatch the most then stopped cause it got boring
But there's only so much I can stomach of haha light spam go brrrr
I like how I haven't given a single dime to EGS but still have a gazillion games in 'ere, gg
just claiming the titles is enough to give them your profits even if you didnt open up your wallet
Ah yes, claptrap, the comic relief
i personally just dont like the company behind it
What's wrong with the company?
just randy being himself
Ooh okie
I liked handsome jack I thot he was a great villan
well didnt do bad in the spg @elder shale not much damage but a lot of assist damage with stunning and tracking
which is the way it should be imho
exactly, and its part of why I keep playing WoT
||not to mention the hundreds of dollars I have spent on the game >.>||
I spent $ 40 on a game just to make my friend angy
Tanks?
Your welcome
๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
I'd probably be dead before playing through all those games
Speed run them all
That's like a long time
yap kind of addicted to it ๐
I wish I could be that into something
I'll take a break at timesw tho, but always come back to it
I used to do that for overwatch but then I just got to bored of it
tonks
Your welcome
I would need speed to speed run them all
my heart would likely give out, though
Soda stream is my work buddy since I work from home
very
I'm too American for tea
Aha
I got the Pepsi one
Tasty
cause I never go in anymore
Yah
I miss working outside of home
we have the bubly pomegranate
I miss lunch breaks where I wasn't doing chores
Earl Grey with a splash of milk and a tinge of honey, on the biggest mug I have.
It's really the little things.
Sounds neat
I'm watching horror games on YouTube cause I'm to scared to play it myself
Not to shill, but Markiplier has an entire series dedicated to obscure scary games - it's a lot of fun
I'm a purist with tea
why is this servers logo still that
no additions, usually
Oh
on occasion, honey, but otherwise, no cream/milk/sugar
I like sugar
and I really only do honey when it's lemon tea during the winter
Hi fren
Spiber
"Slightly" smaller than my tarantula
you have spider?
Tarantula yes
Tea
T. Rantoola
Didn't have a name, I just called her T... so Tea.
She's actually probably moulting tomorrow so maybe she'll come with a bow tie ๐
I'll film if I can
IDK if you've ever seen a tarantula moulting, it's cute... and a bit creepy
Changing clothes
im gonna cry
Why
i come in here for 2 seconds and i see that
That's what I've been doing
Oh
i was just kidding i do have arachnophobia tho
Haa
I love spoooder
They enter my house
I want to kill them
But I name them and feel bad
kill them before you name them
If it's any consolation, having a tarantula did away with most of my fear of other insects
Enjoy
i feel like if i was around more spiders i wouldnt hate them as much but you know
i dont lkike how many legs there are
Fair
I wish they had more legs
I do not. Two are enough for me
so I shouldn't post centipede?
thats a caterpillar
Catipede
Neyatrix
Neytirix
Veggies are like 85% of my diet ๐
kinda adorable ngl
The donut is here.
Yes, I am back from nap.
hello keylime, how have u been?
OH
@elder shale do you know?
Let me show you
Bc the channel is gone
Shit, hype got deleted.
There
Uh.
I know lmfao.
umm
Oh yeah.
I need this shirt
Bc it's a 30 day pact lol.
And school scares me
I wanna change it to president of Gleam club soon.
For 3D printers Ender 3 pro is good?
been great for me so far
Why are NMS factions following me on Twitter?
I wanted to join my schools video game club but they said it was competitive and I hate being competitive
Awesome thanks! Iโve been thinking which one to get and I think thatโs the best bet

Their follower ratio is dogshit.
I think they are just following random people to get and get a follow back.
Like bro I ain't gonna follow you just because you follow me, no.
I ain't roll that way son.
I follow people
I only follow certain people.
man
Man.
Man
Man
@spare harbor can you like ask before you send a friend request?
๐
Indeed, homo sapiens
Woman aren't real
well no shit

๐งข
Can confirm, as I am not a woman
women are as real as birds
Yes
All made by the government
no you
I must be from another universe where birds are real and so are women
any way the wind bloooewsssss
whoa
Hologram
prove it
It was bizarrely beautiful
Zug I donโt think I can. My ship crashed and a lot of information got lost
lier
@rare mauve
waman
As a girl woman lady I can confirm we aren't real
Trust me
Neither is France or pigeons
i knew it
this is bad news
wait does that mean my brother's girlfriend is fake?
who dat
Sheesh
proof of squirrels
yes we have proof
I'm old but being silly is fun
yes it is
Otherwise the whole day is super serial
some people take themselves too seriously
Dude
Too serial
Imagine being serious
Ewww
๐คข
imagine even typing in #archived-old-serious
Nah not anymore
exactly
i prefer heath class
what is funny about health class?
๐คทโโ๏ธ
WHAT??
damn
That's worse than jorts
i seen the channel took one look and im like "im gonna mute this on my end"
that is awful ๐
i wonder if thereโs a jean shorts version of that couch
or a ripped version
a jorch
yeah jorts
seen one that was garfield
couch memes
sent that straight to my gal and she was laughing hysterically
I'd totally kiss on that
im down
netflix and chill on garfields face
how fast are you at texting?
thatโs incredibly fast
even though the person im with is fake the reaction was genuine
im not actually
i failed at all the classes for learning to type
so i ended up self teaching myself
Helped
imagine introverts on the phone
phones however
probably a sales bot
That's the best thing about the surprise
Oh
๐คข
You answer and find out who it is
forget about it im not gonna be able to period
Hopefully they don't want money
#memes๐คก does exist y'know.
That's what weekends are for
What are weekends for?
Reaction, bird human.
Flirting
@clever vessel confused.
Oh
I don't flirt
i have no explanation
Understandable.
time to finish immortals fenyx rising
I DID THAt
I would rather post sad scenes from films
This game is so gorgeous.
Fuck memes
Don't do that
Unless of course they give consent but what if
Well she is a ginger
i need to watch that again
That's not ginger!
that aint no ginger i have ever seen
I love one ginger
One of my favourite films
thats like deep red
Upsetting though
hair dyed
Wha
thatโs me
Yup
No way
Cow Kestis
Cal kestis
Cow
Cow ๐
Zug is hands down the hottest strawberry blonde
plot twist: Kal is Lukeโs grandfather
Nope
I'm hot
hey you guys should see a fluffy cow
YES
No I am
ABSOLUTELY
Seent it
We should give them armour
i think we talked about fluffy cows a while back here
And ride them into battle
into mcdonaldโs
Then steak after
No
sounds good
Vegan restaurant
War cows are too cool to eat
Battle Cows
No that's Volvo
yes you are
they keep losing the camouflaged cows
Weeeeeey
wonder where they go
Up
Incowgnito
Same thing with pigs
No
Mooie friends 
They go up
Fart make cow go up?
Yeah
hey
Hi
a lot
at least 3
ok viyogam time
Windows XP background lol
Guys my dominos driver is named Kyle, we are tipping them 5, but I was gunna give them a can of monster too
Do you think he will laugh? XD
IDK how Dominos is over there and I think I already said this here before
Kyle expects a dollar for every inch of pizza you ordered
I make alfrado pizza
but I ordered Dominos here in Portugal once, and the delivery guy was high as a kite, they messed up my order and it wasn't even that good
So
Never ordering Dominos again
Yeah the one I used to work at, the drivers were high most of the time
I partied with one a couple times. There was A LOT of stuff at the party
I quit shortly after be auae an injury and stuff
Don't do kids drugs
love their bbq mighty meaty pizza though
Yeah, our kitchen isn't ready yet unfortunately
My mom cooks food
So many cows!
Yes
Billy Tilly and Bella and George and Jose and Mary and George and Jim and George and Doug
There can't be one called Mary
Why not
That's the goat's name
I don't know
I don't read the Bible
I like highlander cows
I like cows
Wow it be stormin outside
Period
Yeeeeeeah
I like storm
cowabunga!
Proper fluffy cows
that's a lotta water to eat
Thunder is low calorie though
You can do it
also just learned Xbox ultimate has a cloud gaming option now, so that's fun
I like clouds
You might hear your tummy rumble
Napping
lol well you missed quite a bit
its both local and remote streaming
Superfire was busy fighting injustice
the local goes back to xbone in 2015
Super fire
and it surprisingly works well
...its the remote streaming thats while good on paper it falls flat
its latency is worse than playstation now
I'm underappreciated in my time
Why?
So Kyle was a girl
And she had a hard time finding the door lol
Despite the instructions saying "the security door with the tiki torches"
Yeah we did lol
The pizza has veggies on it, does that count? Wife got a double mushrooms pizza and I got onion and steak
I make Alfredo pizza with extra chicken
I hope you tipped Kyle
my power went out for a second
i used to do this on my psp playing through to my ps3 and i remember the batteries on that thing get so hot that i would be draining a percent of power per 3-4 minutes
Whaaa
Oh we did, have her 8 bucks. And no sorry @fathom valve my wife forgot
I did it
What
Who
Delet dis
Why
Lightning (itโs pitch black out)
best time for lightning
Ooo
Eat it
Looks like good airflow
Tasty for sure
Ooh! I see a spooder in the pic!
Where
im
wtf
Doesnโt beat my laptop
its a shell of its former self
i put that on ebay
Wow this is like 15 years old. CD drive, DVI to VGA, SLI, and... TES IV Oblivion. So many things that arenโt relevant today. Well at least they are using a LCD screen.
i like the big fan to keep things cool ๐
if you can find one and dont mind radiation
Bluray isnโt taking off and cd is dead in the waters
i've still got one just in case but i've still never had to use it
Plus nearly all the cases you get nowadays dont have a slot for one
wow
cant really tell between cd/dvd drives but both are pretty much gone in the digital distribution age
saying that my stereo still has a couple of tape decks
doin da splits
don't think i've even got 1 lying about anywhere
i love being 15
my Dad's probably still got a few
what an odd thing to mention
I have no clue what your talking about
Computers
I have one of those
My lab from 7 years ago was still using that for the UV-Vis machine ๐
tfw you finally convince your neck to crack after hours of trying
I might never walk again but damn did that feel good
i do the shotgun shrug
So tired
Been awake nearly 24 hours now
where are you today
voulez vous couchez avec Gleam c'est sois
gogoinflight bb
to get sub-MB bandwidth ๐
Eh it's enough to keep me entertained
Is it?
Been overcast in Paris all weekend
A nice break from all the sun ngl
I'm definitely ready to be home
Lel
Tomorrow is officially declared National @night bobcat Fanclub Day
Woot!
September 15th is now Gleam Fanclub/appreciation day.
Yus!
Who's that
it's downpouring here don't listen to the riff raf
I love rain
it's alright until you gotta get the rubber dingy out
Me being lost in thought
Did you see that spider in the image you shared earlier?
no, u made me lose the game
It was in the top left by the curtain rod
i see no spider
Well it won't be there now necessarily! It could have moved by now!
sure there wasn't a spider on ur monitor when u looked?
Purple
indeed
Purple and green!
Do it
Yis
Yus!
Yellow
Welcome!
Hi
Orange
Pink
hi b
Oh that's me!
<(โข~โข<)
(>โข~โข)>
^(โข~โข)^
Pupperino!
oooh
Planes
Is that a p38
Oooo is that a p-38 lightening?
๐
Lol
I just noticed you asked the same thing @elder shale
It flew with the French airforce demo team (Tour de France)
They cost something like $25M
We also saw two Mirage 2000s
What about mirage 2001s
False
Nice, there's occasionally a local airshow right by my place.
I get front row seats lol.
Yeah they tend to bank right over my house, close enough to see the pilots lol.
We get a bunch of stuff from Corsairs to Raptors
Can we get airshows with Mark VI Supremacy-class starfighters tho
Tbh those Raptors sound pretty space-craftish
I wanna see an f-22 demo
Sounds neat
They look cool
They're so high tech it's like a ufo
im gonna lick your teeth
I lick my teeth every day
Yeah they sure sound like it.
you heard me
They're so high tech that they're not allowed to fly them to their full potential unless it's a life or death situation
Whatchu mean
Teeth are just exposed bone
Don't lick teeth lick ice cream
im down
I bite my ice cream
Hot
I believe it.
We've also had the Blue Angles and Thunderbirds do shows here.
Hehehehe
Ah I'm jealous. I've yet to see them
Lick popcorn
licking popcorn is fun
Have good dreams about licking stuff
ohffs
i'll think about licking ur ear all night
i'mout
But who's gonna mod chat while you're gone
Hi Imout ,my name is Natani
im gonna
not give you your slice
The BAs came super close to my house, those planes look gleaming and spotless.
Amazing how close they can fly together.
It's unreal. And the definitely keep them spotless it's pretty incredible
NO NOT THE SLICE
I believe they just upgraded to the new superhornets
screw it, i'm gonna give you a piece
Yeah I believe that's correct, mad skills.
Tour de France is France's version of the Thunderbirds/Blue Angels
And they're really good
manly feminine
Problem?
So Bee, u still at an airport?
Nope still in aeroplaine
Bees shouldn't be in airports
u in airplane?
There was a bee in our plane a few days ago
wifi?
I want an exotic ship that looks like a comet or a hornet
I have nothing else to add i just thought of that
Gunshots coming from the projects again.... Yay.
I miss my bed
What?
Storms coming from the sky
Gogointheair
Password for wifi?
123456urmomdotcom
Your maternal parental figure
When i lived alone my wifi routers name was get your own wifi and the password was staythefuckoffmywifi.
Ragenbagen
No
Oh yeah definitely close
my password is usually something simple but unguessable, like
Chee5E-ZZ345@twelvE
simple
Ooh I want champagne


