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and he will be here long after we are all gone
god bless america
yup
well i just finished my homework so im off to bed. Goodnight yall
Gunter Porter Bridges
Astronomy Pic of the Day: A Blue Moon in Exaggerated Colors
Explanation: The Moon is normally seen in subtle shades of grey or gold. But small, measurable color differences have been greatly exaggerated to make this telescopic, multicolored, moonscape captured during the Moon's full phase. The different colors are recognized to correspond to real differences in the chemical makeup of the lunar surface. Blue hues reveal titanium rich areas while orange and purple colors show regions relatively poor in titanium and iron. The familiar Sea of Tranquility, or Mare Tranquillitatis, is the blue area toward the upper right. White lines radiate across the orange-hued southern lunar highlands from 85-kilometer wide ray-crater Tycho at bottom right. The full moon that occurred earlier this month could be counted as a seasonal blue moon because it was, unusually, the third of four full moons to occur during northern summer (and hence southern winter). The featured 272-image composite demonstrates that the full Moon...
Star trek voyager is a good series
11 Days 😄
just saw this holy shit
THEY MADE ULTRA INSTINCT SHAGGY CANON?! https://t.co/5cU9hHy8Q8
7541
30251
HOLY SHIT
Anyone else hear explosions when they fall asleep?
Despite the name, the sufferer's head does not actually explode.
You don't say... lol
Haha
I have a Nuclear siren and explosion as an alarm lol , got used it , need something better
Train yourself to not use an alarm
[citation needed]
I usually concentrate on the time I need to wake up before sleeping, and I'm usually a couple minutes early
Unless I drink, then I always over sleep
Good morning.
My supervisor continues to make microwave popcorn every night... Gonna have to have some when I get home this time argh
Or
Awkwardly make my own as he makes his
Or both, take all the popcorn
Hmm he'd prolly share but social distancing
Nah need to wake up scared and sober
I normally wake up before my alarm goes off regardless.. the friends I live with have 4 kids so they kinda act as an alarm clock...
I have a guy yelling wake up XD
I have a default tone because its unique and my brain is trained to respond
I have Arthur Morgan yelling at me to wake up
My alarm was bird chirps for the longest time
which was awful because the birds at my bus stop would make the same chirps, kept startling me constantly
Windows 11 us launching on October 5th
my alarm is ||nothing, i don't use an alarm||
I lost the game
DAMN IT HEX
👀
what game
The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions of The Game. Depending on the variation of The Game, the whole world, or all those aware of the game, are playing it all the time....
@clever vessel
i lost the game
I lost the game
i lost the game
"no one can refuse to play the game" I refuse to play the game... That is all.. 🙂
you lost
damn
While we are being reminded of things may i remind everyone of something else... the colors still don't line up on the NMS discord emblem... Someone should fix that lol.. your welcome!
Think that means you lost the game
I lost the game 🤬
?
i lost the game
First the game, now this?? I shouldn't have opened off-topic
I lost the game
Why tf i got blocked?
grump
WTF
there's a reason for the grumpy groo
A reaction to anti hype
A block gif
Where is this grumpy?
I saw
did i also lose?
He was putting a blocked gif
i lost the game
Context
Only hype is allowed in the hype channel
People not participating in the hype are politely but firmly asked to leave
It gives off grump vibes
I hype tf out
I was blocked
Thats it
No asking lol
If you can explain how that gif hypes the update, I'll reverse the role change.
Na fuck that
No warning insta blocks
No rift hype
And no fucking second NMS steam key thats on you
Thats just bad moderating
There is a shit ton of no hypers in there
No blocks
exactly, ive anti hyped quite a few times and have just gotten a warning
And i got insta blocked because of a reaction gif to a ANTI HYPER
Sorry im just sad
Whatever
What to play first
Why you blocked?
Because im grumpy?
🤔
Bah, i thought I was going to be playing humankind tomorrow
Given the likely hood of the update coming out tomorrow or day after
I am soooo confused what ill be playing
You guys plan what game you'll play a day before?
only if im playin with ur feelings
Maybe I should start doing this.. then it wouldn't take me 30 minutes to an hour to finally decide what to play..
i will literally spend 90 minutes browsing the playstation store
i do the same thing on my kindle
ever find some art u just wish u could live in
not live in but maybe spend an afternoon in
Yeah, because you can see like five items at a time
It's currently 11:43 and I've still not gotten out of bed. Loving life rn
Hi all I dunno if I'm in the right place but has anyone got a void egg for trade. Thanks all
Not in my pockets, no. That would be freaky
You're looking for #nms-lfg-or-trades
@elder shale thanks
hm
My rescue rock dove Squabble surprised me by going broody the moment he got his shiny neck feathers grown in, so I gave him two fertile Serama eggs to sit on and he took to them instantly.
Holy
My male dove went broody before any of my pullets did XD
Normally he is super squishable and soft, but he is in big tough defender mode right now XP
You may squish, but expect angry grunts, wing slaps and bites that barely hurt.
Blesssssssssssssss
When ya been bit by a raven, pigeon bites are pathetic by comparison XD
Ooh 😮
You have a raven???
Probably a piece of cake to take care of them compared to these lovely birdies
Also I LOVE ravens
Divina is a rescue with two broken legs and a lot of curiosity, sass and optimism. She has been taking her medication like a champ as I taught her to eat off a fork to make things easier while waiting for the antibiotics to arrive.
She is also a bit of a dumbdumb
She hasn’t picked up any words yet, but she is always listening and watching.
She has her sweet moments alongside her crazy antics
I like how she missed the peanuts, threw them away and got the shell
LOL
Bless birdies
Air doggies
Squabble is a dog and Divina is a cat.
XD
Also ravens are a lot of work, especially if disabled like Divina is. You also need to be comfortable with handling whole and raw meats if you have any kind of corvid.
Only around 26% of the diet is of animal protein in the wild, but that 26% is still incredibly important.
Anyone have void egg?
Yep, for my tarantula I have to handle live crickets and roaches
Again, #nms-lfg-or-trades
Mealworms, frozen thaw prey items, raw meats (though her chicken is cooked to prevent salmonella) and... Well... Guts. XD
She also has vegetables, fruits, berries, alongside a blend of wild bird and finch mix seed and a bowl of oyster shell grit.
I did try getting her in a rescue when she was found, but they were all at max capacity for residentials or didn’t take corvids... So she stuck with me. XD
I’d rather have sweet domesticated loaf birds like Squabble who eat seed and veggies. XP
Serious commitment, but it's great there's someone out there for these birbs 🙂
I feel like a dog, three cats, two parakeets and a tarantula are still less of a headache than an injured bird like that.
Think of having a 2 year old as smart and cunning as a 7 year old.
pair o' Keats
She has had numerous tantrums but has been getting better in her behaviour as she is learning that throwing a paddy won’t stop me from scooping her up or spraying her swollen leg with antiseptic. She doesn’t even really bite me much anymore as I never acted phased even when they hurt.
If one of those words isn't nevermore you're doing it wrong 😄
I think it might be Divina or Good Girl she picks up first. XP
hmmm, I wonder if I can reuse k-cups and set the machine to strong to make more medium strength coffee
anyone try that?
Just get refillable cups and a $6 sack of coffee
yeah, I have my own coffee, but at my parents place and they have the machine
I prefer french press
Here’s one of her paddys over me eating a carrot.
She doesn’t like carrot, but wanted what I was eating and kept begging... I kept offering her the carrot but she didn’t want it and eventually it led to a meltdown.
She wanted what I was eating but didn’t like what I was eating XD
oh wow

So literally:
disgusting, give me more.
my dog does that also
So many bird pics
my eyes are happy
wants what I have, then I give, then he doesn't want, then sees me eating it still, then wants, then I give, and repeat forever
imma send my bird pic, brb
I've posted Sol here before
my birbs
Don't have a pic of peach because we got her after
Thing is, I had the exact same interaction with a friend’s toddler over a pear.
left is female, right is male
Awww
(not in a jar I promise)
a bird in the jar is worth...um...
Bird in jar is magical item
It's worth an entire soul 
Hey! Listen!
She is my largest and fattest Serama hen.
She looks like she is judging
What have you done with my progeny, human
Here she is trying to turn compared to Boo, my smallest Serama hen.
Btw, she has a larger nesting area, she just wanted to squeeze into the bird box as Boo was in it previously.
This is her normal nesting spot
Hey guys. If I put a pouch for a writing utensil in the bibliography of a book, does it count as apendecitus?
Well
2ms wtf. You living in a data centre?
No '-'
Just livin' in the data base. Data base. Woah.
Me with my 40mbps 
what kind of internet...
.>
So, the GTX 1080Ti defeats the RTX 3060, outside of anything that's doing actual hardware-assisted ray tracing (or DLSS). I am not surprised by this, somehow.
@clever vessel did u make the surprised eyes being used in the hype channel?
that was back when we were doin funny eye emoji art. That one is bee’s that i cleaned up and made transparent. I posted it in frontiers channel then soon after someone made it the !whatsnew command.
fairly reasonabl
aaahhh right
do you like the roamer exocraft blake?
i want the surprise eyes as an exocraft decal now
add them to the Roamer windshield
hehe
I'm hungry
have a banan
Hi hungry im Toast
Don't have it plus it's late
banana is good midnight snack. sad you don’t have one
rest in banana
Mmmm
Fried plantains with icecream and caramel sauce suddenly I must make!
the ultimate banana
heyyyy anyone know of a tool for 5-yo level MIDI fuckery? just trying to replace a sample or two for a midi file
tag me if you got a suggestion I need sleep
well yeah, they only advertised the 3070 being better than the 1080 Ti
and even then that isn't always the case
1080Ti was like 40% faster than 1080 and it has 11GB of RAM
It was something of a mistake for them I think, in retrospect
There are videos about just that
Accidentally peaked too early on
Today we explore GPU history and how the GTX 1080Ti is only the second Video Card in History that was actually worth a price tag above $499 for Gaming!
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I do know the difference between the 1050 and 1060 is huge, though -- as re: thet 1050.
The 10xx series still kicks some good butt
1050 in a laptop sucks booty
Still using this 1080Ti, not planning to update for years still.
If my 3080 blows up for some reason, I still have a 1080Ti safely guarded
Probably impossible to get a 1080ti rn?
laptops kinda be that way unfortunately
yeaaahhh 
I invested once in a "mid-range" gaming laptop a good few years ago now
you either end up paying for one that's same or more than a desktop for anything decent but then you can't really upgrade it much 😔
i love the idea of laptops more than i've ever liked any actual laptops, that's for sure, lol
I like it cause I can take it places, but I never take it anywhere anymore
The battery also stinks poopoo
Then build you a desktop inside a pelican case mount a screen on the top part of the case and you have a laptop that is a desktop... The friend I live with did it a couple years back.
Don't remember what he made the battery pack out of though.
aayy
it was a flagship
that's like saying why is the 2080Ti good
The moment you pass the 10** era, I don't question why it's good
its just that no matter how good your architecture/process is, if another gpu has enough cores to back it up
fair enough
Who needs nvidia my rx 580 8gb honestly out preforms the rtx 3090 I swear
i just lost the game entirely of my own accord
bro im boutta leave the server ffs
i lost the game
I'm so sorry
ah yes, black magic hardware
i am familliar with this
my school issue laptop was able to chew through blender cycles renders faster than it had any right to
even on windows
which is
wow
funky
it still took ages
but its was a lot faster than it felt like it should have been
my rx 580 can do doom eternal on ultranightmare running at 200fps on 4k....
im fairly certain
i would love to see a sc of that
my pcs being very unstable rn probably due to the fact that im trying to install macos but i can try
also the game has to update
actually wait my pcs always unstable
Do you think Raxxla is in NMS?
What's a Raxxla?
Tiktok hypehouse
huh
did u mean to say that in off topic?
Lol
no
oh
kriss vector?
Am I allowed in here?
lmfao there was?
I wish to call it
it's expensive, 31p a go
call me and I'll tell you what time it is at any point in the universe
including the extratemporal points?
In the 1950s, many of us walking to school would pop into a phone box and dial B074 [2074] and listen to a man constantly tell us the time without tiring, until the phone cut off and would not redial B074 for a little while. This video shows exactly where the voice came from.
@lofty palm
yeah so what’s the anime?
what’s the name?
Kimi No Na Wa
oh ok
Your Name in English
and if you liked it, please dont forget to watch weathering with you as well
it is like its sequel
but not really
hmm how do I explain it
where did you watch the first one?
like a spin off kinda thing?
I watched it on Netflix
oh cool
oh it is also available on Amazon Prime
that’s great!
The main characters from Kimi No Na Wa are portrayed in the Weathering with you movie, tho it is just a few seconds or a few scenes, but it really hyped those who watched Kimi No Na Wa
sorry my English sucks
couldn;t explain it well
oh interesting
yeah, happy watching
I apologise I cannot shut my mouth when it comes to anime talk
lol
Gn sweethearts!
Astronomy Pic of the Day: Elephant's Trunk and Caravan
Explanation: Like an illustration in a galactic Just So Story, the Elephant's Trunk Nebula winds through the emission nebula and young star cluster complex IC 1396, in the high and far off constellation of Cepheus. Also known as vdB 142, seen on the left the cosmic elephant's trunk is over 20 light-years long. Removed by digital processing, no visible stars are in this detailed telescopic close-up view highlighting the bright swept-back ridges that outline pockets of cool interstellar dust and gas. But the dark, tendril-shaped clouds contain the raw material for star formation and hide protostars within. Nearly 3,000 light-years distant, the relatively faint IC 1396 complex covers a large region on the sky, spanning over 5 degrees. This starless rendition spans a 1 degree wide field of view though, about the angular size of 2 full moons. Of course the dark shapes below and right, marching toward the winding Elephant's Trunk, are known to some as The Caravan.
Astronomy Pic of the Day: Dancing Ghosts: Curved Jets from Active Galaxies
Explanation: Why would galaxies emit jets that look like ghosts? And furthermore, why do they appear to be dancing? The curled and fluffy jets from the supermassive black holes at the centers of two host galaxies (top center and lower left) are unlike anything seen before. They were found by astronomers using the Australian Square Kilometer Array Pathfinder (ASKAP) radio telescope when creating maps tracing the evolution of galaxies. Images preceding this Evolutionary Map of the Universe survey only showed amorphous blobs. Eventually, comparisons of relative amounts of energy emitted revealed the glowing elongated structures were created by electrons streaming around magnetic field lines. Overlaying the radio data on an optical view of the sky (Dark Energy Survey) confirmed that the electron streams originated from the centers of...
Play Morrowind or unpack?
Boss just sent me this. Apparently Fredo has a friend. @lucid granite
@sterile tartan
Fredo and Bixie.
Awww
Awww
@mint spear I've lost the game because of you so many times now that I literally just lost by looking at your name
You mother hecker
So.... I lost the game.
I lost the game
I'm now losing by association
Wow, that means you can never win whilst chatting here now.
I believe that's what it has come to
OOHH BIG IDEA
I'm gonna take a nap in my RV tomorrow
🙌
I'm so fucking excited
I'm surprised you didn't already tbh
It's currently an hour and a half away from me, gonna go pick it up in the morn
Oh sweet!
Dude, I showed my wife your pics and she immediately said I should buy one.
I love the idea of just being able to go drive almost literally anywhere you like and it not matter about no hotel.
It's bringing your home with you, kind of.
... what did I just ...
😌
no
But
But is fine, just no bobs
He makes a good point adamb
I woke up 9 minutes ago, this is a dangerous game.
I have not yet had coffee
That's what I'm most excited about
@hallow isle is your name getting longer each day
Just like my... ||age||

I found someone with his name getting longer every minute, filling it with ten Xs, he has almost a million
Jeusus
Also what's SCA
Societal Countermeasure Antelope
SCA on deez nuts
I heard its a server
Ur face is a server
ur mom
😭
@dusty magnet he said ur mom
Mum said if anyone tells again she is going to ground all of us.
👉 👌
KAIT would do that tbh...
😔
mm
MMM
If you think about it, it's how it is.
I got as far as installing it again.
Baby steps
I will check it out again. I'm just gunna suck more than I normally do for a quick minute.
Who am I grounding?
Yes.
Ew

Kait look what I'm getting tomorrow
Nice
I'm fleeing the country
mommy my friend said chill to me and then pushed a stick into my body, behind me. First he squished something though.
Yeah it's really hard to get good at. I still suck ass, I just don't like to take it swriously
I get that its off topic but a bit less weird would be nice
im scared
Yeah consider that your only warning
I can't stop laughing at this
What happens if I say "ur mom"
That's fine
Ur mom
Well bedtime for me. Don't miss me too much
I miss you already 🥺
RV? More like RB 
Spirit made that pun and I had to share it with y'all, lol
Bet
.mute 4h 723107385253822486 told you I hadn't had coffee yet
AdamB#1701 dacoolkid26#7987 has been muted from text and voice chat for 240 minutes.
Ain't nobody gonna turn me into a corn dog
I bet you I can.
I'd argue that the key element of the corndog is the dog, the sticking is entirely incidental
So just need to batter S0ul really
How the hell do you dump out sewage?
o_O
Adorable
Anyone know what button I need to push to stop my laptop from disabling the displayport whenever I put it to sleep?
If Elon Musk ask you to go to mars would you say yes or no lol
nolol is the correct response
Guess who has power again!
It went out at like 10:00ish last night
it was terrible
do you have medical equipment that needs to be powered?
for zee bodies 👀
maaaaaaaaybeeeeee
Just saying if there was a battle royale update I'd jump threw my roof in excitement
you'd be mostly alone in that one
ye
Done right it might work if you got 1000 quicksilver top 3 players win and achievements if I was running the show id add a hardcore mode that you risk your spaceships or a 5v5 and winning team gets quicksilver but yes I understand this game is chill n understand that devs don't want aggressive people in community but be cool I've looked for good spaceship fighting game for years n this game seems to have player base to go with it run threw anomaly the right way I think
Her tongue is out xD
adorable
I'm hoping maybe she can become famous meme xD
She do a blep
Wrong channel, mate. Go to the, like, 5 other channels discussing Frontiers at the moment.
Anyone else drinking a nice glass of coffee rn?
lol for all those people who only need 27 minutes to use a computer
Being hit by an ida band wish me luck!
Good morning 
Hi Winter 
I got coffee + Genshin update today
happy times
However I failed the gacha roll for the new character
no Raiden for me
rip
It's got a hose that connects that allows you to dump it
Ah yes the poop hose
Exactly
Morning people...
good morning
good morning
nms trading cards market go brrrrrrr
Bad morning 😡
Oh no!
I just wanted to go against the norm
oh my mouse just died this is terrible news
Computer mouse
yes much better than a real mouse dying
I kill a rat at least once a week
Also really sorry Grim, that's awful news to hear
My uncle died from cancer a couple months ago now i have a younger cousin that was just diagnosed with Burkitt's lymphoma....
Ah shit man... I'm sorry to hear that :/
Just about all my family members that are no longer here have died from cancer... My grandparents in my biological father's side were the only exception.. grandfather died of ALS grandmother died from complications association with old age...
It's fucking bull shit... Fucking Cancer...
Bruh my new charger is already bent
My cat looking for Buried Salvage Data.
cat.
commercial packaging in cables is often pretty terrible. complete disregard for minimum bending radiuses smh
what kind of research are you doing?
He has snake I believe.
Observing my snake eat
what's for dinner
Snake food
Baby mouse deet deet deet, baby mouse goes in the snake!
In the case of my snake, I mostly fed it wild mice and rats
we had this immense field below the house i could set up pit traps, id get 20-30 mice a setting
I can't believe you've done this
how the fuck do you get banned from the pokemon center
Girl not included
That actually looks really comfortable.
Would be great for gaming in super lazy mode.
ikr
Update out when?
10 hours ago.
cookie clicker on steam with mods soon
that girl do be kinda cute do'
Thanks
Great thing is she is very clearly interested in Ditto's.
Shame I'm a fucking clown though.
She might be, never know unless you ask.
"do you...like clowns?"
No, sorry
Wait when does it come out
Oh today
Nice
I know what I'm doing tonight
I bought it already
😈
What the hell is Coleslaw?
a sort of cream pickled cabbage side dish
similar to sauerkraut but american-level unhealthy
sweet, some sort of update fuckerd my audio
On my left hand on the fourth finger there is a small bone popping there
I only now realized it lmao
Probably been there a while
Lawful good is the only way
Can do, hello
Welcome 
Hello
👋
Name's Hypo, or Froggy, I'm still a relative newbie to NMS but I love it to bits
Same, except for the name and newbie bit
Hi, I'm the resident controller nut.
Like emulation?
Ah , salad
Ooh. Interesting. Like to customize them artistically or like, to actually mess with the mechanics?
Finally on the road to getting better, I think
Got a plan going forwards, in terms of my absolute goblin of a brain
Yes
Split device back button prototype https://imgur.com/a/tbz0TSr
I hope to get the back button system in playable condition tomorrow
ooh
Conjoined twins?
Somewhat. Reusing the shell of an extremerate DTC mod for dualshock 4.
Further modifying it to have the default ds4 components in the top half and the third party joycon on the bottom half.
Rewasd can merge controllers to let me output the ds4 from new buttons if desired, and keyboard/mouse inputs as well
Interesting
New crib
I don't see a crib

For extra fun, I'm using a pinout to use the buttons that come with the modkit
It's dave
How did he get a cult though 
Aah ok
So I'm going to take a break from here for a while
It's a got a bit more toxic in places (like in #no-mans-sky) following the Frontiers update
It's not bought out the best in me either
This place has done a lot for me but recently it's making me feel not as good as it did
So I'll disappear from here for a while. I might cave and come back after less than 12 hours, but idk
Anyway happy update day and stay safe
Bye and be safe
Thank you :)
Np!
heelies
The most random fad to resurface
It fucking resurfaced???
hell yeah
feds can't catch me if I'm zooming
That looks pretty close to the camper I used to live in.
Those are some bad ass looking boots. Minus the wheel lol.
The wheel makes it
I had some platform boots back in the day lol.. back when it really didn't matter how you dressed.. dress like I used to when I was a teen/young adult, as an adult, and well you will prolly not be taken too seriously by anyone lol..
cookie clicker time
What's up bee.
cookie clicker 😎
I have a laptop with a 1050 and I was wondering what graphics card I should put in my new pc when I decide to get one.
YES
I was thinking either the old gold 1080 or the 2070
Yes i love it
i genuinely would listen to this on its own
Apparently the 1080 is still fairly good but what about the 2070 that only existed for a couple of months and immediately got replaced by the 3060?
same
1080ti is really good apparently
thats what ive got. its really good but kinda starting to show its age
My 1050 is doing the same thing
I think I used an autoclicker last time to get this, this time I managed it manually
Oh wow lol
I might go for the 2070
3060 seems like overkill and probably too expensive
I'd rather spend that money on some high storage ssd's and some really good fans
Just so I can play Minecraft better.
oh frick no wonder it's such a bop
fr
i forgot i already knew that
Oh wow that's wack
I didn't know cookie clicker music was made by C418
Regardless I wouldn't have expected him to work on it
You guys can afford a graphics card in the first place 🥲
(((and peanut butter is tasty so you can't pass up an opportunity like that)))
Astronomy Pic of the Day: M51: The Whirlpool Galaxy
Explanation: Find the Big Dipper and follow the handle away from the dipper's bowl until you get to the last bright star. Then, just slide your telescope a little south and west and you'll come upon this stunning pair of interacting galaxies, the 51st entry in Charles Messier's famous catalog. Perhaps the original spiral nebula, the large galaxy with well defined spiral structure is also cataloged as NGC 5194. Its spiral arms and dust lanes clearly sweep in front of its companion galaxy (top), NGC 5195. The pair are about 31 million light-years distant and officially lie within the angular boundaries of the small constellation Canes Venatici. Though M51 looks faint and fuzzy to the eye, deep images like this one reveal its striking colors and galactic tidal debris.
Job security for orthopedics and rehab.
Its weird how the small dev team of no mans sky care more about their players than a triple A company like cyberpunk
CDProjekt is a publisher, so I don't know how the money dynamic lands.
Usually the thing is that publisher demands a certain amount of profit and monetization.
And HG is free of that, so can make their own design decisions
Hello everyone! I’m new here! Love No Mans Sky and figured I should join the discord! So I’m happy to be here!💖
Welcome 👋
Welcome to the PARTY 
he fluff
he gruff
he like to slough
Thank you!
Thank you!
Guess it's time for me to come back home to off topic. Been hanging out in NMS for too long lol.
Welcome. You came to the right place. I'm bi polar and have anti social problems yet I still get along with most of the people here.
That's saying something.... I don't get along with anyone normally.
Thank you! I’m kinda shy so no worries. I seem to do alright with things like this though!
PQRTY?!? WHERE??!
Time to install cookie clicker on my laptop
...interesting
Everywhere that I am
Pog and also epic 😎

I can't wait to get a kitten
kittens are adorable
Aww thanks
You were such a dick before but now you're ever so sweet
Oh god damnit
I lost the game 😭😭
Bee fuck sake
It's ur fault
😭
😩
I'm sorry your only participation resulted in a loss.
It was rigged from the start tbh
Why is clicking cookies fun
I prefer eating them
crap i lost the game
I'm still confused
about?
How he caught Covid.
have u gone anywhere at any point in time vaguely recently?
When I catch covid I just tell it to go away
when i caught it i just took a lot of drugs
Oh wtf. Why has nobody else thought of that?
aka ibuprofen
Remember when they first released covid and they were all like "if you take Ibuprofen you will die"
Now they recommend horse de-worming tablets, crazy how much they change their mind.
One day they say 30,000 people have Covid and then the next its 31,000 people. Like come on, make up your mind!
😤
While my game updates I’m going to play Gang Beasts
forget tablets, I've heard rumours that as the tablets are selling out, people are dripping IV ivermectin into their eyes, or drinking sheep dip
I hope this is not real
A FROGGE
Aww lil guy
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MUSIC:
"Thieves" - Dark Fantasy Studio
Every time lol.
@dusty magnet
Me when I
Damn B you slayin
Damn B I'm slayin
My hip hurty
AAHHHHH BRAIN FREEZeee
OWIEOWOWOW
Oh fuck me I lost the game
Excuse me what the fuck
I have been thinking about it since it was posted
And I came to one conclusion
They are insane people
I don't
I mean tbh. The Hamburglar is kinda fucked up too if you think about it. He goes around stealing burgers to sell at McD's but the nights he can't find meat he uses the meat from children.
Unsure how the fuck that made it passed management.
do you ever wonder if the welcome mats at mcdonald’s entrances are covered in tastebuds? and the employees have sensors that allow them to taste customers’ shoes?
i think you’re right Hex
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I'm... not certain that's canon
This is something that is very worthy of thinking about.
nurf
yes
it is canon look it up
I thought Ronald hired Hamburglar
i thought they’re brothers
whoa
I wouldn't even know where to look it up
i wonder what the little guys are
makes no reference to the hamburglar being a child enthusiast
Fry Kids
BBC redacted it because he has links to Jimmy Saville
We of course can't forget Harold the shadow entity
That's Ronald's soul
maybe they’re the fry crumbs that are cleaned out of the fry pan at the end of the day
Crispy bits are so good
especially when they come from fish n chips
Ooooooiiii
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I need to check that
Yes.
Apparently coffee and a sausage bagel was not a good idea
Can't find my oil thermometer
Using a non-contact one instead
I'm literally the start of one of those fire safety TV adverts
Bruh i thought y'all were using thermometers with oil for patiens lmao
Oh no
the bubbling is throwing scattering the beam
won't read above 110 degrees C
Just use your finger
what if I need to check it more than 10 times?
Yeah, if you're a freak
What's plimbo?
That's plimbo
Ah
Was sitting here silently asking myself the same thing
Hi plimbo
yeah, that’s plimbo
yo it's plimbo
This is so true
that there is plimbo
@scarlet gorge Yo come check out plimbo
dude, its plimbo
you're so right
Plimbo
Plimbo has cancer
survived 👍
He may look fat but it's just cancer growths
i can fix plimbo being toast
Cure won't be able to help the last stage of the last stage of cancer
😭
We can only pray for a miracle
that's all i'll be doing
you must be at least this british to know who that is, right @mint spear
There's a feeling of recognition but i can't remember
I'm not British and I know who that is
who is it?
Robert Smith from The Cure
Ah
clearly you're an individual of uncommon taste
Haven't listened to The Cure in years probably but I used to a lot when I was in my mid teens
same tbh
same tbh
same hbt
last week then :3
Damn stomach
Virus
There is a stomach virus going around oregon now
Half my friends woke up with stomach issues the last week
sucks
Yeah every time I eat something it just messes with my stomach really bad
Which sucks cause I'm rly hungry
I need help, think i got a virus on my pc. can i dm someone?
Diarrhea?
told you already.. do a full Windows Defender Scan
Test
Does anyone know a website where I can look at free college text books
I need intro to hospitality 8th
dang that sucks. when did this issue begin?
Well i know of a place but it would break discord tos and the servers rules
just google the textbook and add pdf to the search
also try for 7th edition itll be easier to find
There's a better place for that but can't say it which bugs me to hell
yeah im sure, prob torrents or smthn, i got a lot of my engineer books just googling stuff 🤷♂️
Nah , no torrents , just a really good site
Hello
Y'all jinxing me ffs
I’ve been trying to figure out a website but can’t find it
Just got this bad boy a few days ago
Self defense keychain
Blunt tip but has the force to break glass
Poke
It does hurt when you poke yourself
Imagine if it hits a rib , those are some nasty motherfuckers
I wince at the thought
They can put a good dent in a wood table
Gotta say , it looks cheap lol
Thats the best part
Just don't use on the back of the head
You’d definitely be arrested for that
Yeah lol
Even if it was self-defense
A few pokes would be enough
Probably low quality, but you never know
I probably got scammed lol
Just imagine those with a 2 carat diamond on the end
Lmao
I can only find stuff with actual spikes lmao
That depends where you live.
And a lot of those things are unlikely to help someone in a time of need.
An actual edge, sprays/gels or tasers if avail, are all much more viable.
But you still need good awareness.
Better than nothing I suppose.
Streams go in #content-creator-corner only
@safe path i can't post there
I didn't realize. Thaaaanks!
Np! Thats why we have server announcements 😄
Though we don't always @ everyone for them lol
people get pisxy XD
pissy*
She eats the chippies
Oh my god my computer isn’t working
I have one like the picture on the bottom and if you used it correctly you would cause no provable damage to the person... You use this thing on pressure points don't really have to do it hard enough to leave a bruise on someone for it to be effective. That tip really hurts on pressure points.
Yeah
I have had it a while. It used to be black.@past gyro

