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fading lance
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personally i like the universe of HP more than I do the HP sotries themselves

limber fractal
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you ever have Lulo, Nate?

fading lance
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so I'd like to see things go beyond

opaque tartan
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Avalanche is doing a good job with the game too

opaque tartan
fading lance
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harry potter 2199

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lol

opaque tartan
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LOL

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Cyberpotter

fading lance
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see what happens when they can't hide anymore, humans are in space

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lol

opaque tartan
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I wonder what Rupert Grint is doing right now

fading lance
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wizard powered warp drives, haha

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not much, most of the actors careers didn't go much beyond

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so if they are smart they'd all come back if called

opaque tartan
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Potter The Golden Years

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Having to pay taxes and shit

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Mortgages

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Harry made bad investments with his inheritance

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Falls on hard times

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Ginny does OnlyFans

fading lance
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lol

limber fractal
safe path
opaque tartan
opaque tartan
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That looks like a passion fruit mixed with a tomato

mint spear
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Colour out of Space was a disappointment cause i read all Lovecraft's stories before i watched it

opaque tartan
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I only watched it for Nic Cage

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Same with Mandy band I really liked that

limber fractal
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aww a php page

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passion fruit is maracuyá. very different fruit. but i love both

opaque tartan
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Reminds me of Cape Gooseberry @limber fractal

limber fractal
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haven't had that

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the flavor of lulo is nothing berry like i don't think

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it's a little tangy

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but not like lemon or orange

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it's hard for me to explain

spare harbor
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I want some Mangosteen all of a sudden

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All this talk of tropical fruits

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I miss going to the fruit market in Cebu. You had literally hundreds of types of fruit. Many of which had so many names for them in local dialect, they just had flavor signs by them, sweet and tart , tangy and watermelon like, so on so forth

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Sadly most foods arent available in america. Shipping them would be nigh impossible.

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Like the Rosa Banana in the cebu area. Completely endemic, only grows there.

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Tastes like Banana pudding.

opaque tartan
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At our place in Sri Lanka we have mango trees and they send them to me here sometimes

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If I'm lucky

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So good

fading lance
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i only ever want to live two places: space or america

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lol

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once space can be on the table, then i'll leave america

dusty magnet
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I like suppressors :)

fading lance
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i'll take a directed energy weapon over that, lol

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or some nanobots

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or those mentally controlled balls from the AoS Kree Chick in the future

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now those would be aesome

timid stag
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@dusty magnet ah thats hot

dusty magnet
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Yis

hallow isle
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he should still make videos

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ohh he deleted his channel too

timid stag
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Guns are kind of sexy ngl

hallow isle
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It's the only real argument for civilian gun ownership: guns are fun

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It's not a good one, but it's the only one that is valid

timid stag
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I mean hunting is definitely an argument for

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Tbh

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And to an extent self defense

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Especially in rural sketchy areas

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A 50 calibre full auto machine gun?

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No

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But a few rifles? Sure

hallow isle
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If people are trained, sure, but most of the time your average dude off the street is just gonna get capped with their own piece

timid stag
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🥵

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I mean, I might be kind of biased because canada has different gun control laws as compared to the US

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We do have to get training before we can legally acquire and own

hallow isle
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That's the way it should be

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Also, polar bears are a bigger danger in canadia

timid stag
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In the north unironically yes lol

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Those are mean monsters

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Hell, even grizzlies you definitely don't want to run into

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Especially here in the Rockies

fading lance
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and they are fun, ol

mint spear
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I didn't go to school today jamesEZ

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overall just pretending what happened didn't so

opaque tartan
mint spear
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oh yea

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Did get that

dusty magnet
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Don't know what happened, but hope you're okay Pringles!

mint spear
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I just had a heart attack because I thought I missed my test but that's tomorrow

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I just missed the review which is ok since it's chemistry

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did miss a work day for marine biology but it's a project about a marine animal of choice so I'm probably doing very good on that

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I chose the broadclub cuttlefish

undone bridge
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know a good way to play this on trombone other than the super awkward positions of 5 2 6 7 2 ?

hallow isle
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Sir this is an Arby's

mint spear
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arby's is nice

clever vessel
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arby’s has rice

mint spear
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I want rice

opaque tartan
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I fixed my rice cooker yesterday

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Biryani time

ruby bay
dry bison
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I am the rice cooker of my household.

opaque tartan
opaque tartan
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Lost potency but less risk

ruby bay
opaque tartan
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What does your flag mean? @ruby bay

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The five red crosses

dry bison
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.....I don't participate with the red cross even today. Fucking tainted blood scandal

opaque tartan
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We just got one

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Hahahaha Mumbles they need your blood for the cure

dry bison
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wtf...Who invited the vampires from that girly vampire movie?

ruby bay
# opaque tartan What does your flag mean? <@399638013937713152>

Flag itself represents a white cloth with five red crosses, one central (St. George) and four equilateral (Bolnisski) crosses in the four quadrants. Rectangular and four small cross on a white background are the general Christian symbols that embody Jesus Christ the Savior and the four evangelists.

opaque tartan
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dry bison
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Oh. I thought you were showing me pictures of that vampire movie if they became pop singers

opaque tartan
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So it is something Cristiany @ruby bay

dry bison
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I can't remember the movie...I found it boring.

opaque tartan
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Lost Boys?

dry bison
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The one with the sparkly vampire

opaque tartan
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Jk

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Sparkly vampire...

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Hmmmm

dry bison
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Kristen stewart is in it

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That lady who looks like she's crying even when smiling

opaque tartan
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What We Do In The Shadows is a good vampire film

ruby bay
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@opaque tartan this was also our flag

opaque tartan
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Hahahahaha, upside down kiss with Mary Jane

dry bison
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Unicorn?

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Gimme Narwhal flags anyday

opaque tartan
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So that's where they've been hiding

ruby bay
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Yes we did

opaque tartan
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With the mountain goats

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That Narwhal crest is kinda cool

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It has an igloo on top

dry bison
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It's the coat of arms for the territory of Nunavut

hallow isle
# dry bison

if I didn't know better i'd say this is some reddit meme

opaque tartan
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Oh Nunavut

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Nova Scotia right?

dry bison
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Nunavut

opaque tartan
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Near there sorry

dry bison
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Nova Scotia is the other side of the country

opaque tartan
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Ah

hallow isle
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ThE nArWhAl BaCoNs At MiDnIgHt
EDIT: Thanks for the gold

opaque tartan
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I just remember seeing it on the map

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And it being more of a native sounding name

ruby bay
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My great granddad was actually an atheist lol , i may have been an atheist if my great grandma didn't baptize my grandma

opaque tartan
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Baptised in wine

clever vessel
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wine bath

dry bison
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Human brine

ruby bay
clever vessel
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sounds amazing

ruby bay
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It's filled with red wine i think

opaque tartan
dry bison
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A pot of human juice

opaque tartan
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Mixed human juice

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Perfect for stew

clever vessel
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can you dehydrate human juice and turn it into table salt

opaque tartan
clever vessel
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slurp

dry bison
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I think your reddit thing must've aged out @hallow isle ...nobody seems to have realized it

ruby bay
clever vessel
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ima have fun with that game

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in a year

opaque tartan
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On PS5

hallow isle
opaque tartan
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Are we allowed to talk about Reddit again?

dry bison
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On a discord for a reddit channel?...Of course not.

opaque tartan
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Didn't know if it was still taboo

lucid granite
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Were we not allowed to?

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Or was it cause of the drama?

opaque tartan
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Think it was just inappropriate

dry bison
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There's drama?

opaque tartan
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On Reddit, always

dry bison
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There's no drama on the internet.

clever vessel
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was cleared up

opaque tartan
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We need to all join Parler

ruby bay
opaque tartan
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We can storm the gates of Parler

lucid granite
ruby bay
opaque tartan
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Did she throw a frying pan in front of a bullet?

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Like some ninja

opaque tartan
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Oh sick

dry bison
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She threw a medic in front of a bullet? That's rude.

opaque tartan
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Burn it down

ruby bay
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Plus she was from a wealthy Russian family lol

lucid granite
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With fire

opaque tartan
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Oh ho ho

lucid granite
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I can provide the fire

opaque tartan
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Joe Rogan is an oligarch

ruby bay
warped widget
lucid granite
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Plus their servers

warped widget
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there's a reason you don't "yeah my shit will work" on social media services

opaque tartan
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Abramovich Status

lucid granite
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Couldn't handle us if we stormed it

dry bison
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Being a wealthy Russian pre-russian federation is like gloating you have a wheel barrel to roll your rubles.

warped widget
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wait @lucid granite you talkin like ddos or something cause i'm not doing that

lucid granite
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No no no, just have like 2m people storm it and just use it

warped widget
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oh

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yeah

opaque tartan
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No we wouldn't do malicious things like that

warped widget
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true

ruby bay
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My fathers side goes back to 2000 years lol

opaque tartan
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We just have to fill Parler with dildos

dry bison
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Parler is already full of dildos.

lucid granite
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What a way to ruin it

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My parents use it, they'd love it if it was tainted with that

warped widget
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i can probably find a way to get a bunch of communists to storm it, make accounts, and just kinda exist and talk politics on there

opaque tartan
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And Clubhouse

warped widget
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yeah cause it's like a really right wing site

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and besides it's not like there's moderation

opaque tartan
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Pincer manoeuvre on Parler and Clubhouse

warped widget
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so you can't just report someone for communism

dry bison
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Lets not plan on discord, attacks on organizations...It's kinda a TOS violation that forces the NMS admin to do shit they shouldn't even have to think about

lucid granite
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There is some moderation

warped widget
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yeah true

lucid granite
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But I doubt there's much

opaque tartan
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Good point, was just kidding

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Not about the dildos

ruby bay
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So basically what's twitter to the right is parler to the left

warped widget
lucid granite
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No no

opaque tartan
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I kinda want them to all receive a bag of dildos

lucid granite
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Parler to the right, Twitter to the left

opaque tartan
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That's the social media shuffle?

dry bison
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Sounds like scatman lyrics

lucid granite
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Everybody Discord pings!

ruby bay
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My legs have shut down because of sitting on the toilet too much

warped widget
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twitter is like 50% of every side of politics and then like 4% porn

lucid granite
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Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

dry bison
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"Twitter to the right, parler to the left...I'm the Scat man"

ruby bay
opaque tartan
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2Pac's hologram intensifies

dry bison
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Cancelled isn't a thing lol....

warped widget
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it's not really a thing

lucid granite
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Can't get cancelled if u just say no

warped widget
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that's why they invented the block button

opaque tartan
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Only Disney cancels things

safe path
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was pinged?

lucid granite
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ding

ruby bay
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I mean didn't pewdiepie get cancelled because of wearing a jacket with a cross?

dry bison
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Cancelled is like the zoomer version of being friendzoned. Playing into a dichotomy only prays on insecurities and fractured social tropes intended to herd people like incels

opaque tartan
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He isn't cancelled

lucid granite
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Cause of a reference to Christianity?

warped widget
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lmao is that what you think canceling is

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"someone had a negative thought this is cancel culture"

dry bison
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It's in the same trope neighborhood

ruby bay
lucid granite
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What?

warped widget
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i've heard like 3 people mention that

opaque tartan
ruby bay
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Which was pretty fucken stupid

ruby bay
opaque tartan
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I don't pay attention to any of that shit

lucid granite
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Wdym a iron cross?

opaque tartan
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Thank fuck

lucid granite
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Am I missing something?

dry bison
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What is an iron cross?

ruby bay
dry bison
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Rather, what is the significance

opaque tartan
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Nazi shit

dry bison
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I see.

lucid granite
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Ohhh

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Ok that makes a lot more sense

warped widget
ruby bay
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And it was actually a bolnisi cross from my country lol

warped widget
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oh

dry bison
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Can you imagine what it must be like to be scumbag steve?

ruby bay
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The writing meant god have mercy on us

opaque tartan
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Who's scumbag Steve?

ruby bay
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And they thought it was nazi shit lol

opaque tartan
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You can't use symbols anymore @ruby bay

lucid granite
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Crazy how easily a rumor spreads

opaque tartan
ruby bay
dry bison
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Scumbag steve was a dude who someone took a picture of and labelled a scumbag, which started a meme called scumbag steve....It became a picture used everywhere to refer to someone as a scummy person....

opaque tartan
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It wasn't solely for some bad guys

dry bison
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He embraced the meme.

opaque tartan
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Aaah

dry bison
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Recently we sat down with Blake Boston AKA "Scumbag Steve" to talk about the story behind his iconic photo, how he dealt with his unintended fame, and what made him eventually learn to love his meme. We also discuss his huge $57K NFT sale and his plans for the future, enjoy!

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opaque tartan
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Oh this guy

ruby bay
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That's an ugly cap

dry bison
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Looks like something gucci would make

opaque tartan
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Met Gala is more fantastic than that shit

ruby bay
opaque tartan
ruby bay
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Oh god that looks terrible

opaque tartan
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I think it's cool af

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Where else is Jared Leto going to get a head purse

ruby bay
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The fuck

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You can't beat this

opaque tartan
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OMG I've seen this

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We have Hawkers here

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They're cool too

ruby bay
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@opaque tartan look at this

opaque tartan
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I would wear that

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That traditional stuff is awesome

ruby bay
opaque tartan
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With a dagger

ruby bay
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Yeah

ruby bay
opaque tartan
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Nope

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Is it blessed?

tropic folio
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Nah, cursed

ruby bay
hallow isle
fading lance
tropic folio
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Gotta sell your soul and firstborn birthright to break it

fading lance
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or is this georgia the country?

ruby bay
ruby bay
fading lance
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haha

tropic folio
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Damnit xD

fading lance
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i was like, i wouldn't likly drink any of the water in georgia anyway, lol

mint spear
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flint mineral water 😍

opaque tartan
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JAJAJAJAJA

fading lance
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ll

ruby bay
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@opaque tartan if you were come here drink some nabeghlavi or borjomi

opaque tartan
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Oh I'm comin

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Need to find a Katie Melua lookalike

ruby bay
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Bruh

dry bison
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For dinner we're having rotini noodles with lean ground beef with a garlic and chipotle tomato homesauce blend

mint spear
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oooo

opaque tartan
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Sounds nomnom

mint spear
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I'm having cookies

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I only have cookies

opaque tartan
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Cookies are good

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Got milk?

dry bison
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I'm good at pulling food out of my ass.

mint spear
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no

ruby bay
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We literally drink mineral water everyday here

dry bison
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I have a lot of spices.

opaque tartan
ruby bay
opaque tartan
mint spear
hallow isle
dry bison
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Once spice I refuse to cook with tho...Oregano...Fuck that shit

ruby bay
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It's good for hangovers too

dry bison
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Oregano is the laziest flavor ever

opaque tartan
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That's a herb!

dry bison
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It overpowers everything

mint spear
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I like oregano...

dry bison
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There is no nuance with it.

mint spear
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I'm growing oregano

opaque tartan
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A little bit is good in the spice mix I make for chicken kebabs

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But with sumac, smoked paprika and other stuff

dry bison
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You can't order pizza from anywhere here without oregano on it.

ruby bay
mint spear
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Gonna grow even more oregano to spite you

ruby bay
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I have like 40 litres i think in the basement

opaque tartan
ruby bay
dry bison
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Im steal your oregano and replace it with weed

opaque tartan
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Win win

dry bison
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There are more weed stores here than there are Tim Hortons or McDonalds

opaque tartan
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What kinda weed though, dandelions?

opaque tartan
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Pot cargo ftw

dry bison
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Did you know that it's a federal crime to ship pot over the border?

mint spear
ruby bay
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I think I've actually drunk more than 20 litres of wine since i was born lol

dry bison
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Even between two places where it's both legal

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Because weed isn't (or wasn't) legal, federally

opaque tartan
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But it's crazy how it managed to get to my mail box

dry bison
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I don't recall it it was made legal federally

opaque tartan
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I thought just decriminalised

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We shouldn't talk about this should we

dry bison
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It might be now

opaque tartan
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Gonna get a slap on the wrist

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From AdamB

mint spear
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mods don't like drug talk but marijuana is pretty legal now in most places

ruby bay
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I think I'm the only Georgin here lol

opaque tartan
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Chop my hands off

opaque tartan
dry bison
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I'm not talking about drugs. I'm just talking about laws.

mint spear
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even still

ruby bay
opaque tartan
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And I'm gonna get my Georgian friend on NMS

ruby bay
dry bison
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In the state or country of Georgia?

opaque tartan
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Nah I can share my PS4 account with him

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And he can download on his

ruby bay
opaque tartan
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He got a PS4 this week

mint spear
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I don't think atleast

ruby bay
opaque tartan
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I have two PS4s and one is the primary

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I think there is a way around it

dry bison
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I once had a Ukrainian take over one of my lesser used gaming accounts for like...ubisoft or some crap....was forever ago. I logged in...had a free game...was like...thanks...and then logged out. I wish the guy hadn't changed my pw...I had to change it back. I would've been okay with sharing.

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All my profile details had been changed to ukraine

mint spear
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my wee brother has his account set as primary on mine and my account set on primary on his so we get all of the games

opaque tartan
opaque tartan
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I like how you use the word wee

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Wee man

ruby bay
opaque tartan
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Jeez

mint spear
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it's either lil brother or wee brother

opaque tartan
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My mate calls his little bro wee man

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And James is big man

mint spear
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big guy

opaque tartan
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St Andrews boys though

ruby bay
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I'm actually fucken depressed sometimes because i can't buy anything lol

opaque tartan
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Ya go' 50p for tha bus big man

dry bison
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What are you trying to buy?

opaque tartan
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I need to go see ma maw in hawsp'ial

hallow isle
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ugh, why do companies do this

ruby bay
hallow isle
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fender sent me an email full of new goodies

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sold out

ruby bay
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Everything costs too much for us

hallow isle
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fffff

opaque tartan
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Dude same happened to me with a place I get bushcraft stuff from

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Such a waste of time

dry bison
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I swear by Cheapshark.

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I use it religiously

ruby bay
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The university is like 700$ pee year and it's still a shitload of money for me lol

opaque tartan
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What you doing at Uni?

hallow isle
dry bison
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My college was $8,000 a year, but I received a scholarship

opaque tartan
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You play guitar Adam?

dry bison
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Mind you that's just tuition

hallow isle
ruby bay
opaque tartan
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Keyboards?

hallow isle
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I own a guitar

dry bison
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AdamB plays My Heart ❤️

hallow isle
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Playing it is currently a stretch

opaque tartan
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Dawwww

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Just get to Eric Clapton level mate

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Few months tops

hallow isle
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I tried to amputate a finger at the weekend too, which has complicated things

ruby bay
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Huh

opaque tartan
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Giving yourself a handicap

ruby bay
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Tried?

opaque tartan
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Like the one arm drummer from Def Leppard

hallow isle
# ruby bay Tried?

You know how you're supposed to keep your fingers behind the heel of the blade when chopping?

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I didn't do that.

dry bison
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AFHUIGEGJK!!

ruby bay
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was your finger salvaged tho?

hallow isle
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it was

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despite the fuckload of blood, it was superficial

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just got glued

ruby bay
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Same happened to me when i put my finger in an old soviet fridge handle

opaque tartan
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Phew

dry bison
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What makes a fridge handle soviet?

limber fractal
ruby bay
opaque tartan
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Because Adam is an artist @limber fractal

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Like Van Gogh

hallow isle
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It's amazing how far it gets spread

limber fractal
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i know how tidy you like your place. don't do that.

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messing up the kitchen like that.

hallow isle
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No wonder murderers get caught all the time.

opaque tartan
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Luminol

limber fractal
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facts

opaque tartan
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Or on CSI they just find semen samples

ruby bay
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I'm disturbed

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I'm gonna go sleep

dry bison
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I have games I will never activate if you want something.

ruby bay
hallow isle
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anyway I can highly recommend getting a good knife set

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the wound was super clean

ruby bay
limber fractal
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as much as i like red. dunno if i like it smeared on the kitchen counter or floors.

dry bison
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You underestimate how cheap I am...these are not AAA

limber fractal
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sorry was distracted.

ruby bay
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I play on an intel 620 for gods sake ;_;

dry bison
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That's not a write off.

limber fractal
ruby bay
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The nvidia 3090 costs like 4000 loaves of bread lol

opaque tartan
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Better get baking

ruby bay
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I'll probably start to learn Python again from the crash course book

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I'm gonna go sleep

dry bison
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Holy shit Intel 620 is super old

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That's a mobile cpu isn't it?

ruby bay
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Gpu

dry bison
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Intel 620 Mobile?

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Kaby lake?

ruby bay
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Ye

dry bison
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This is a laptop I assume

ruby bay
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Ye

fickle obsidian
ruby bay
limber fractal
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sweet dreams Joe Rogan

dry bison
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I have pathologic 2 I'll never use. I can't really tell what games will work on Intel HD Graphics 620

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it would be easier if you knew what you were interested in 😛

dusty magnet
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God it feels so good to have a clean house

clever vessel
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look

dusty magnet
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He's sitting so politely

clever vessel
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he will wait 3 years for a treat and a hug

hallow isle
clever vessel
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lol

safe path
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@dim egret you here?

#

Nvm got it sorted!

dry bison
#

It looks like, if that old lady from The Golden Girls were an overweight poodle.

limber fractal
pliant fjordBOT
dry bison
#

Dave

dim egret
#

Huh

#

@safe path what was it tho

#

ping me when you respond

dusty magnet
#

Hi tacos

safe path
vapid nexus
#

Anyone have a hardened shell for trade?

dusty magnet
#

Does an M&M count?

#

They have a hard candy shell

limber fractal
vapid nexus
#

Yea@limber fractal

limber fractal
vapid nexus
#

@limber fractal okay

clever vessel
dim egret
#

Hi bee

dusty magnet
#

hoi

dim egret
#

Worky time

dusty magnet
#

streamy time

#

mmmmm ham

clever vessel
#

hammmmmmm

mint spear
#

y'all ever be eating a bunch of vegetables like a rabbit

#

just biting into a cucumber or tomato

clever vessel
#

yeah

mint spear
#

God I love tomato

clever vessel
#

no not cucumber or tomato

mint spear
#

lettuce too

#

Any vegatable

clever vessel
#

yeah

shy raptor
#

If anybody knows anything about an engine patent that made a big stir in the media and stuff, And the guy said he was going to release it after he died because "all hell was going to break loose" it was going to change the world and upset oil. Now i dont know if any of it was true. just asked by my father if i could find an article or a video on it and it peaked my intrest too. . I know for sure the guy was interviewed and there was numerous articles at the time. But now i cant seem to find anything about it. Please @ me if you know anything that will help me track this story down.

mint spear
#

what

tepid lotus
dusty magnet
#

oh its my nickname but its a play on the pronoun thing

#

bbbeeeeeeeee

tepid lotus
#

I see

dusty magnet
#

why whats upo

tepid lotus
#

just curious

shy raptor
#

wuT is a PRo Noun?

dusty magnet
#

its a professional noun

tepid lotus
#

It’s a profesional person place or thing

shy raptor
#

oh

#

Captain Spartan?

tepid lotus
#

Are you a captain

shy raptor
#

Spartan is. Im just a fat man sitting at a computer. Spartan is a freighter captain.

tepid lotus
#

I see

shy raptor
#

Wait if i have a fleet shouldnt i be Admiral? Or... Commodore?

tepid lotus
#

Yeah I was about to say

#

Your freighter has a captain

#

It’s a gek/Korvax/vy’keen

#

I would say if you had less than 4-5 support ships you aren’t quite an admiral yet maybe a commodore

opaque tartan
#

Who doesn't have max amount of S Class frigates

shy raptor
#

but i think my freighter captain calls me captain...

fickle obsidian
shy raptor
#

i dont even have max amount of frigates yet

opaque tartan
#

Completionism

opaque tartan
#

Galactic domination is within reach

shy raptor
#

i could have had an s class freighter but i didnt have the change. she was a beauty looked something like the triangle ship from starwars. u know the one?

fickle obsidian
#

nah

limber fractal
#

commodore. why does that sound to like a type of toilet. thank goodness this is off-topic so i can say that. whew.

limber fractal
#

who's that?

tepid lotus
fading lance
#

lol

limber fractal
#

btw, is there a word that means toilet that sounds like commodore? for realzies

shy raptor
#

now i dont know the significance of this... but it just so happened i had 3 freighters to chose from on the very end of the story line mission. my last jump in.

limber fractal
#

maybe it's a word in Spanish...hmmm

fickle obsidian
shy raptor
#

commodore sixty four

tepid lotus
#

Lol

opaque tartan
fickle obsidian
#

Fr tho the word you may be associating with commodore might be commode

tepid lotus
#

with a toilet definitely comes odor

limber fractal
#

commode....hmmm maybe that's the word but not toilet lmao

limber fractal
#

why did i associate it to toilet?

opaque tartan
#

Commode is toilet isn't it?

limber fractal
#

my brain's weird

shy raptor
#

ahh yes... wait i thought it was a toilet

limber fractal
#

commode is toilet too???

fickle obsidian
#

yeah commode can mean toilet

limber fractal
#

so i didn't make up this shit

#

thank goodness!

#

i swear, i don't f'n trust it!

fickle obsidian
#

to my surprise it has other meanings...Like an elaborate headdress?

shy raptor
opaque tartan
#

Commode is apparently many things

#

Even a cheat of drawers

fickle obsidian
#

an elaborate headdress consisting chiefly of a high framework decorated with lace, ribbons, etc., worn perched on top of the hair by women in the late 17th and early 18th centuries.

limber fractal
#

yesss! i'm not insane or senile yet

opaque tartan
#

Imagine shitting in my sock drawer

#

Bastards

fickle obsidian
#

imagine wearing a "toilet"

tepid lotus
limber fractal
#

i think they use it that way in Spanish

shy raptor
#

just tape a garbage can to yourself maybe

opaque tartan
#

Sin-yor-eater

fickle obsidian
#

til commode can mean fancy headdress

shy raptor
#

you could sit down where ever also

limber fractal
limber fractal
opaque tartan
#

So you can see the hair above an below said boob tube

#

Anything to terrify

tepid lotus
#

Wait you’re male

limber fractal
#

Nate? nah

#

totally not male

opaque tartan
#

Me?

#

Could be

tepid lotus
#

I don’t know nowadays with gender neutrality 🙁

opaque tartan
#

Could be a TRex with laser guided missile launcher

#

Nobody will ever know

tepid lotus
#

Do women have chest hair

opaque tartan
#

Yes

limber fractal
#

some women i bet do

opaque tartan
#

Humans have hair

limber fractal
#

facts

#

humans do have hair

shy raptor
#

im have furr

limber fractal
#

too much in some places, and too little in others

tepid lotus
#

I guess a trans woman would have chest hair

limber fractal
#

depends on what stage of the transition though

dusty magnet
#

i am a woman and i have chest hair

limber fractal
#

or if they identify with male or female think

dusty magnet
#

and a beard

shy raptor
#

when you get out and see the world u realiese even some non-trans woman have chest hair. and armpit hair. and hair in more places i dont wanna talk about.

opaque tartan
dusty magnet
#

actually im not a woman

limber fractal
#

i am not man or woman and i have fur

dusty magnet
tepid lotus
#

You are a bee wym

limber fractal
#

bees are furry!

dusty magnet
#

and beards

limber fractal
#

gosh bees are so darn cute

#

real bees

dusty magnet
#

yeah i am 😎

tepid lotus
#

real bees sting me

shy raptor
#

what if someone was a cheeseburger tho

limber fractal
#

not to be confused with wasps plz

opaque tartan
#

Buenos Ding Dong Diddly Dias Senor

tepid lotus
#

No thanks

#

Most bees are male right

limber fractal
#

i don't think i'd wanna be a cheese burger

tepid lotus
#

Do female bees have stingers

limber fractal
#

bees are female in Spanish

#

abejas

limber fractal
dusty magnet
#

that was a good episode

opaque tartan
#

Abejas eh

tepid lotus
#

WORKER BEES ARE FEMALE

dusty magnet
#

actually they are all good

tepid lotus
#

so wait

opaque tartan
tepid lotus
#

The only males are drones

#

Holy sheet

limber fractal
#

really?

#

you looked it up for realzies?

#

i heart bees so much but haven't done the research

opaque tartan
#

Stupid drones

limber fractal
#

i wouldn't mind being a bee

tepid lotus
#

I’m just thinking right now

#

When a bee stings you

opaque tartan
#

That's way different

tepid lotus
#

what the hell is wrong with my mind 😔

opaque tartan
#

Also NSFW

#

I don't know

limber fractal
#

they will only attack if they're trying to protect their hive essentially, and it means death

opaque tartan
#

It's Wednesday

#

I blame Wednesday

limber fractal
#

is it?

#

already?

tepid lotus
#

it’s Tuesday

#

What

limber fractal
#

oh europe

opaque tartan
#

For me yes

tepid lotus
#

are you australian

opaque tartan
#

Yurp

limber fractal
#

ur ope

tepid lotus
#

Oh

opaque tartan
#

I live in Yurp

tepid lotus
#

yurp

limber fractal
#

your opa

tepid lotus
#

yooooorup

opaque tartan
#

Final Countdown

limber fractal
#

so Merc, your pfp is full on yoda?

tepid lotus
#

Yoda-Chan

limber fractal
#

but with pink cheeks?

tepid lotus
#

yes

#

Yoda Chan

limber fractal
#

so cute

opaque tartan
#

Clapped cheeks

limber fractal
#

clapped?

tepid lotus
#

it’s a battlefront screenshot my friend took

limber fractal
#

ooh battlefront

tepid lotus
#

I added some photo shop and it’s been my pfp for like 2 years now

limber fractal
#

wow you've stuck with that pfp for a long time

tepid lotus
#

I have nothing funny to change it to

limber fractal
#

i like it

opaque tartan
#

Mine is from 2008 Red

limber fractal
#

holy fudge

opaque tartan
#

Don't pfp shame

limber fractal
#

wow

tepid lotus
#

I prefer to join call and switch between a anime girl voice and a Yoda voice I have no other gimmick to switch to

opaque tartan
#

pp shame

limber fractal
opaque tartan
#

I have one voice

#

The voice of reason

#

Jk

#

I'm here to talk mad shit

tepid lotus
#

L

#

So what y’all do for a living/school etc

dusty magnet
#

i sell guns

tepid lotus
#

Nice

opaque tartan
#

Cat Herder

timid stag
#

Cat eater

#

He sells the cats I eat em

tepid lotus
#

Cat killer

opaque tartan
#

Baguette Fondler

tepid lotus
#

I kill them for you

tepid lotus
timid stag
#

Yikes

#

I don't kill the cats

opaque tartan
#

Semi professional fromage melter

tepid lotus
#

Better

timid stag
#

Full time full time worker

#

(Working full time)

opaque tartan
#

Revas calls me a gigolo

dusty magnet
opaque tartan
#

But that's only part time

tepid lotus
#

Just work hours I would assume

timid stag
#

Meh it depends @dusty magnet

#

Usually something a week

dusty magnet
#

part time?

opaque tartan
#

25hr shifts

dusty magnet
#

full time?

timid stag
#

Full-time

opaque tartan
#

9 days a week

tepid lotus
#

I work 25/8 myself

opaque tartan
#

I refuse to do 8

timid stag
#

I work myself full time

opaque tartan
#

I'm not a machine

timid stag
#

Because I work full time

opaque tartan
#

Bag work

timid stag
#

Even when I take a break it's full time

opaque tartan
#

Keep your feet spread

timid stag
#

Is time ever not full

tepid lotus
#

Technically you’re always working

#

To keep yourself alive

#

I’m a full time liver

timid stag
#

I beg to diff

opaque tartan
#

Twerking*

timid stag
#

Differentiation

#

Differential

opaque tartan
#

Twerking keeps us alive

timid stag
#

Different

#

Yeah

#

I tweak full time

#

Twerk

#

😳

tepid lotus
#

Damn you tweaking

opaque tartan
#

Bags all day

timid stag
#

I bag bags for the bagged bagger

opaque tartan
#

So baggy

fading lance
#

oh the internet, making me learn things i never needed or wanted to know since 1994....

timid stag
#

Like the fact that I work full time

#

???

opaque tartan
#

About the bags?

tepid lotus
#

I can teach you 3 things right now that you never needed or wanted to know

timid stag
#

I have 3 nipples

#

There is no joke

tepid lotus
#

that is 1/3^

timid stag
#

I actually have 3

#

^me without a shirt

tepid lotus
#

Is the third nipple just a big freckle

timid stag
#

Pretty much yeah

#

Looks more like dimple tbh

tepid lotus
#

every time I hear three nipples I always think of the total recall alien girl

timid stag
#

No actual nipple more just areola tissue

#

So yeah, you could say I have it going on

#

😎

fading lance
timid stag
#

What am I supposed to do, dig it out

#

🤤

fading lance
tepid lotus
opaque tartan
#

And when I hear Fortnite I think of the female body suit

timid stag
#

God I wish I were her

fading lance
timid stag
#

😰 💯

#

What more can a man want

fading lance
#

no titties?

opaque tartan
#

Nah

timid stag
#

Not on me you sandwich

fading lance
#

wang is 100% superior body apendage

timid stag
#

On my dad

#

Wang kinda do be weird doe

fading lance
#

only on the freaks, lol

timid stag
#

Who here is a nevernude

tepid lotus
#

What does that mean

timid stag
#

I shower with my clothes on

fading lance
#

there is ar eason why wang rules the world and sadly socity has conditioned men to shun the wang, life would be so much better for us all if they didn't

timid stag
#

I havent taken my clothes off since '87

tepid lotus
#

How old are you

#

Jesus

timid stag
#

20

tepid lotus
#

(Forgive me lord for saying thy name in vein)

fading lance
#

i'm really 412 years

timid stag
#

But you look 12

#

🤢

tepid lotus
#

Anime momen

timid stag
#

Gamer momen

#

Why women when you can momen

tepid lotus
#

why not both

fading lance
#

why women when one can men

timid stag
#

You need to momen once a week or else it gets too long

fading lance
#

lol

#

man man is gods blessing to the world to all men, th world would be much more peaceful. have the wife at home and the man on the side, win win win

mint spear
tepid lotus
#

I’ve only completed 3 school assignments today

#

Very disappointing

shy raptor
#

Is cup of noodle just 1 big noodle wrapped up in there?

timid stag
#

Imagine even doing school assignments

#

What subjects

fading lance
#

schools ovrrated anyway

#

i couldn't do school stuf at this mindsate

#

if i was mentaly projhected into the past

mint spear
#

why was chat sexism earlier

fading lance
#

like, haha no no

tepid lotus
timid stag
#

@mint spear what

#

Excuse me but we are a seismic free zone

#

Sexism***

tepid lotus
#

I do not remember sexism happening in here

timid stag
#

Why did that get corrected

#

lol

tepid lotus
#

seismic sexism is a very big problem globally

timid stag
#

Yeah

#

Tbh

mint spear
shy raptor
#

seismic?

timid stag
#

What whole this

shy raptor
#

does it cause earthquakes?

fading lance
#

because i'm gay has hell?

mint spear
#

Nevermind

fading lance
#

lol

timid stag
#

Am actually unironically confused as hell

tepid lotus
#

yikes

mint spear
#

I'm tired

tepid lotus
#

i am too

fading lance
#

haha

dusty magnet
#

haha.... wang.

shy raptor
#

im a confused unicorn also

fading lance
#

i'm a little drinkededed

mint spear
#

I've had to deal with round 3 jamesS

tepid lotus
#

Round 3?

timid stag
#

How can we be sexist if you're asexual. Smh stay in your lane /s

mint spear
#

what

#

I'm confused that that means

timid stag
#

Me too

tepid lotus
#

me seismic

#

three*

#

Idk why that autocorrected

timid stag
#

Earfquakes are a serious issue

tepid lotus
#

ohhh you are my earfquake

mint spear
#

I crave squash

#

I want to bite into an uncooked squash

tepid lotus
#

the sport or the food

#

oh

fading lance
#

i always want to eat raw hamburger

#

it smells so freaking good

timid stag
#

I want to bite into a wii balance board

#

Mmm

timid stag
#

Sup johntron

mint spear
tepid lotus
#

Mod has arrived confused and disappointed

fading lance
#

i get yelled at since I don't add spices or anything to my burgers other than a little salt into the heated pan

#

and its like, i wanna taste the meat

#

not other crap

timid stag
#

Might as well delete the last 30 minutes of conversation

fading lance
#

or heat

timid stag
#

Nothing left to save

mint spear
#

is there any overused jokes you hate

tepid lotus
timid stag
#

lol

fading lance
#

haha

timid stag
#

That's what it said

mint spear
#

and by overused jokes I mean ones specifically targeted towards you or something ye are or whatever

timid stag
#

Ye?

tepid lotus
timid stag
#

Are you from the 1700s

mint spear
#

Like overused jokes about pan people etc

timid stag
#

I mean tbf those are hilarious

#

Tbh

mint spear
#

I hate those jokes

fading lance
#

i know no Pan jokes other than he was kinda gay

timid stag
#

What

#

lmao

fading lance
#

hangin with faries

timid stag
#

Lmfao

tepid lotus
#

The only pan joke I know is “fake sexuality lol” and I haven’t heard that in months

#

from anyone

mint spear
#

Not really a joke

#

That's just shitty

timid stag
#

I think its more that they want to smash with a kitchen skillet

mint spear
#

I mean those haha pan people attracted to pans

tepid lotus
#

Lol

mint spear
#

If I hear that again aaaaa

fading lance
#

i want to be just technological goo

tepid lotus
timid stag
#

Sometimes skillets do make me act up though ngl

fading lance
#

so i can likly get down with anything

#

lol

mint spear
#

I'm going to stab you

tepid lotus
#

🥺👉👈

mint spear
#

that's specifically what I was leading too

fading lance
#

but not the v's

tepid lotus
#

Really?

fading lance
#

at least the human v

tepid lotus
#

You’ll stab me 🥺

mint spear
#

if I hear another haha asexual attracted to "A" joke I'm commiting arson

fading lance
#

alien v might be a bit less offputting

timid stag
#

Ok so I didn't shower after my run and I smell like a different planet

#

Probably of the Uranus variety

mint spear
#

The worst thing is people will text me memes about Asexuality occasionally since I'm the only ace person they know

tepid lotus
#

sorry I couldn’t resist

mint spear
#

like please stop

#

I don't want to be known as "that ace person"

#

I am more than that

timid stag
#

Steve Harvey's mustache is god

#

I'd go to church every Sunday for that thing

tepid lotus
#

When my best friend came out as bi I sent him really stupid bi memes for a solid week

timid stag
#

What a bloke

shy raptor
#

earthquake reminds me of bam bam bigalo

mint spear
#

that is probably very annoying

tepid lotus
#

oh

#

Oops

#

Sorry nsfw

timid stag
#

Ok what is your guys' favourite album

dusty magnet
#

the one by that music guy

timid stag
#

Same

fading lance
#

i oculd see myself in 1000000 years beng mostly asexual since i'd have an infiity of clones to do

timid stag
#

Though it was a bit derivative

tepid lotus
#

my fav album

#

Hmmm

fading lance
#

and all mentally linked

mint spear
#

A Bug's Life soundtrack

tepid lotus
#

I would have to say toys in the attic

#

Aerosmith

fading lance
#

since i'd be the technological version of the startrek founders

timid stag
#

Ok so I'm going to serious post for a hot minute

mint spear
#

id like to be a robot tbh

timid stag
#

What exactly is ace

mint spear
#

Sounds fun

fading lance
#

worng thcat them bagged

#

but if you post in serious i can't post there

tepid lotus
#

ace is short for asexual

mint spear
fading lance
#

lol

dusty magnet
#

kai was ace

timid stag
#

Like, at all?

tepid lotus
#

Yea

fading lance
#

oh i thought asexual was only wanting sex with ones self

#

lol

tepid lotus
#

No sexy sex for you

timid stag
#

So no horny or anything?