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hallow isle
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quick question

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how did peasants live without being able to turn on the heating from their bed?

safe path
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they had kids to do it

hallow isle
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fuck

lucid granite
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they gave birth to children to do it

hallow isle
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no deal

safe path
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oh god, I am gassy tonight and it fucking stinks. I am making myself gag x.x

hallow isle
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a kid costs a lot more than a wifi thermostat

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no one gets cross if you throw the thermostat in the dumpster and buy a new one when it breaks either

lucid granite
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NERDS!! I'm going to bed. Wish me goodnight or suffer the wrath of Mjolnir

dim egret
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Guys

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Im doing some dumb shit

silver mantle
silver mantle
safe path
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He called me a nerd or else I would ahve 😒

silver mantle
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Oh ive just accepted it

safe path
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was kidding!

silver mantle
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I usually get gatekept out of being a nerd tbh πŸ˜”

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So I'm making backstories for my named characters in W40k so there. πŸ€“

lament ginkgo
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Whos gatekeeping you out of the nerd kingdom??

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I will find them and UNSCREW THEIR GATE HINGES

silver mantle
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They won't stop you cuz gate is in front yard

lament ginkgo
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THey cant keep a gate with no hinge screws though

silver mantle
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@safe path what time zone are you in again? I was gonna try maybe getting up earlier tomorrow for games

safe path
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The bestest time zone

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Central Standard Time

silver mantle
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Ok so if I got up around 6 that's 8

silver mantle
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I might be able to pull that off

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I got Fluxx and Timeline downloaded on TTS

safe path
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never heard of them o.o

silver mantle
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Fluxx changes rules as you play

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It starts as draw 1 card play 1 card

undone moat
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it's...

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its ass time.

silver mantle
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No

undone moat
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damb.

silver mantle
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Timeline is guessing when things were invented

safe path
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ooh that sounds fun actually

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both

silver mantle
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They're easy an quick which is good to break up the more lengthy complex stuff

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Its what I used to do for family game night cuz playing a bunch of complex games can get tiring

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I haven't been reassigned ugh next week is gonna be dumb again

safe path
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Damn, do they randomly assign people?

silver mantle
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Not really random its planned I guess but it seems random sometimes

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I'm just sick of being told to do things for this project I'm not assigned to

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"Helping out" has turned into "obligation"

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Taking people from other projects is a needs/volunteer only process not "because its convenient"

safe path
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:/

silver mantle
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So today I've volunteered for fuck all

safe path
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I don't blame you at all

silver mantle
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Lead techs like to preach to us about how to be a technician I shall give a lesson in leadership 😝

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Dont burn ppl

silver mantle
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There was no ghost video this week 😭

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Ran out of ghosts I guess

tropic folio
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or the ghosts got'em

silver mantle
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What happened next is downright chilling.

tropic folio
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o.o

silver mantle
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Its either downright chilling or truly bizarre haha

tropic folio
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I laugh whenever Patterson Rd in west Houston gets featured on one of those

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because I live near that road and the myths are bogus as fuck

silver mantle
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I mean...

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Its all in good fun as far as I'm concerned

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Carmel Maine dude should make horror movies though his is lovely

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Creepy, which is the best imo

mint spear
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Sleepy time. You all have a wonderful night SCGwave

silver mantle
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Goodnight! ❀️

mint spear
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Reject humanity, return to monke

silver mantle
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Hows chaos going?

mint spear
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Idk, i just woke up

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Lmao

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It'll have to wait

silver mantle
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Well you'll reject humanity at least

mint spear
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Humanity weak

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Monke strong

silver mantle
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Also dumb

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I like being smart

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I guess for most people its just getting stronger tho lobosLULN

safe path
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Interesting fact time!

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In Star Wars Return of the Jedi. Death Star 2, the scene where Like and Vader are duking it out and Vader is laying there dying. You can hear blaster sounds in the background as the Death Star is being destroyed. But Luke was the only Rebel on the Death Star. So that means Storm troopers were shooting each other for spots on escape ships.

silver mantle
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And they missed LUL

safe path
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And conspiracy theory time about troopers!

silver mantle
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They're clones

safe path
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So, in episode 4, when Vader makes his appearance on the rebel ship to confront Leia. The storm troopers have amazing accuracy and in fact the rebels barely shot them. And iirc in Star Wars lore, storm troopers are regarding as the best shooters in the galaxy. So if that is the case then there must have been something going on behind the scenes during 4 5 6 that made the troopers so horrible. Like it was planned for something.

And if you remember on Endor at the shield generator bunker, the troopers were actually shooting pretty damn well and caught the rebels.

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So I think that it was planned for the Death Star to fail. And the troopers were in on it.

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Also the moon landing was fake. The moon never landed anywhere, it's still out there in space.

silver mantle
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Damn it Nat

silver mantle
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Yeah; it made me grin so thank you haha

safe path
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Yus!

silver mantle
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Tomorrow is the night to be up late tho 😝

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I'm selfish

safe path
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Yeah, I didn't mean to be up this late tonight. Got busy tanking lol

silver mantle
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Its ok I almost stayed up too late yesterday developing back story and making that house map I posted in #other-games 😊

safe path
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Heh, backstory for warhammer?

silver mantle
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Yup!

silver mantle
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I just got asked where my survey was... It was in the labelled folder in front. Uuugghhhhghgg

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Too difficult apparently to ask me with human language as well

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I mean I know I'm intimidatingly beautiful and all...

digital marsh
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I really need to sort my sleep schedule

silver mantle
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I wanna be able to go to sleep early and get up early so I can hang out more on Saturdays πŸ˜”

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Idk why I have so much trouble getting up

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When I first wake up I feel like I haven't slept at all but I'm fine if I move around a bit

digital marsh
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see

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I've been waking up at like 6pm, and just having a complete system crash around noon

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you out of work long enough and your perception of time sorta falls apart

silver mantle
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You're literally on my work schedule

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Hence my game night idea starting at 6pm 😊

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Just get something on graveyard shift and you'll be fine SCgoodjob

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Unless yknow you actually hate that shift and not just trying to fix it for normalcy

digital marsh
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I like seeing the sun lol

silver mantle
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Sun is in morning! D:

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My ideal is like 10am to 2am

digital marsh
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back when I was still working I operated on 7am - 2am

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somehow

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really been trying to just take better care of my health after 4 years of that

silver mantle
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I guess supposedly graveyard is unhealthy

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Mentally less so at work usually

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Not last few weeks tho

digital marsh
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I was in a high stress work environment (tech career), high stress personal life, caught in the middle of a family civil war over a will, all while trying to figure out gender identity (as most intersex people struggle with), it really took its tole on me, which is why I now get disability checks from the government

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which they upped

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$500 a week is better than minimum wage pays around here that's for sure

silver mantle
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Well it is always important to take care of yourself first; usually the only person looking out tbh

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I'm glad (hopefully) that current times less stressful overall

digital marsh
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yeah most certainly, self care is definitely a field I try and improve on haha

silver mantle
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Its always something to build

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I can talk fancy sometimes and yet I still fail at things often

digital marsh
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nice thing is I finally have time to dedicate to some passion projects I've had, working on my own Linux distro and some game mods with some friends

chrome owl
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morning! :3

silver mantle
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Morning

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Hobbies have helped me a lot; ive mostly focused myself on them for the past few years.

digital marsh
chrome owl
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how are you doing?

digital marsh
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good, just layin in bed

dim egret
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Before

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After

digital marsh
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I see eevee, I approve

dim egret
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BuildaBear eevee

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His name

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The Mans

gaunt reef
dim egret
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Hidde

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And off screen to the left, unplugged

chrome owl
silver mantle
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Finally free from this week xD

chrome owl
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man the only thing i'm free from is taking my brats to school LOL

dim egret
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Guys

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I think its fucking hilarious

opaque tartan
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You finally have three screens
Now you can see all of my fat ass

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Jk

silver mantle
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Snacked up for game night tonite

opaque tartan
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Ooooo

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What snacks?

silver mantle
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Chips dip nuts Chex mix wings fries crackers with meat and cheese

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I'm ready for any mood lmao

opaque tartan
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Can you leave some in a little bowl out on the porch for me

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If you hear snuffling and chewing it's just me

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That's more than a snack!

silver mantle
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Lol sure but you could come chill

opaque tartan
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The wings make that a full blown meal

opaque tartan
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If you provide the foods

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Only fair

silver mantle
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If you wanted 😝

opaque tartan
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Then we complain about people and drink

silver mantle
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Haha yeah

opaque tartan
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"You know what I think about those little shits"

silver mantle
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Gotta bounce for a bit heading home

fickle obsidian
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hrrm, toss bosses trying to manipulate you into going in

civic ferry
fickle obsidian
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Boss pulled that whole, "oh uh looks like we're in a jam and you're the only one available that could come in xday, pls call back if you could"

silver mantle
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am home

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the way that works for me is oh sorry I was out hiking with no phone signal πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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gonna have to give me more heads up yo

arctic eagle
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Huh that works

fickle obsidian
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It's in a couple days but still I'm like lol I'm already going in later today and the weekend shift is not gonna make me want to come in later

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A few weeks ago they tried to call me in when i was already scheduled that day πŸ˜‚

silver mantle
rocky vector
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Found a grave of the ocean king :p

thick stump
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got a night shift tonight but should be fairly easy being a Saturday night

fickle obsidian
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Dunno what you work, but in retail it's a crapshoot where i work

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Sometimes dead as can be, but normally fairly busy

thick stump
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sub contractors for a food distribution warehouse looking after their automation stuff

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a lot of faults come down to just shit pallets that aren't checked properly

fickle obsidian
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aah yeah, pallets can be fuckin' sketchy as hell sometimes

thick stump
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especially when they have a tonne of stock on it

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if it's anything like last night which was pretty quiet i'll just be sat on computer most of the night

dry bison
silver mantle
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Well I already have chocolate didn't have to buy it πŸ˜„

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I also have tons of cookies haha

dry bison
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omg speaking of chocolate, I bought this swiss chocolate frozen yogurt...To die for.

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Sorry I lied, it's Dutch

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Chapman's Dutch Chocolate Frozen Yogurt.

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They have a Salty Caramel that's great too

silver mantle
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still prolly really lovely

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i still can't believe canadian froot loops are different >_>

dry bison
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Different than?

silver mantle
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america

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world is truly fantastical

dry bison
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lol I had no idea

silver mantle
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I prefer the canadian ones cuz they're like an off-brand here that I buy and love xD

dry bison
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I had to google what the hell that was about...the articles coming up are hilarious

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"Canada has kinder, healthier Froot Loops"

silver mantle
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I ordered a box off amazon for fun and I was like 'why are my froot loops so much better this time'

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and I thought something was off and then I looked again at the ones in the store

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and i was like holy shit

dry bison
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Well, Canadian Froot Loops look a little like Toucan Sam is being treated for clinical depression in a suite designed in 1978 in an art program that only allows the crayons Muted Mauve, Turnip, Asparagus and Somewhat Well-Hydrated Urine.

I love this writer.

silver mantle
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the colours aren't really that important to me haha

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its the cool part about ordering food online tho I could theoretically get different country versions of everything

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I mean I already order cup noodles from Japan cuz they have more interesting flavors haha

dry bison
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I am having a brain fart. Word means "stalling" in state of mind, when deciding to pursue and complete a task.

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I'm "jfkwfkjbfgjk'ing"

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I GOT IT

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Procrastinating!

silver mantle
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haha yes

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i'm just winding down and going to sleep early

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really gonna try to get up for my game night tonite

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looking for music to play during 40k battles πŸ˜›

dry bison
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I had to write a letter to the author of this article. The writing was just fantastic.

silver mantle
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I mean I agree with our problem with junk food being more than just changing the junk food haha

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but i actually like these xD

dry bison
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and 40k battles demand most anything from "Two Steps From Hell"

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I am partial to "Victory"

silver mantle
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oh good idea!!

dry bison
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From the album Battlecry

silver mantle
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i should say it contributes to writing the backstories of my named models too πŸ˜›

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got like 1 and a 1/2 out of 5 named people

undone moat
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FUCK

silver mantle
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a battle sister of the Sororitas and a veteran of the Imperial Fists

undone moat
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FUUUUUUUUUCK

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FUCKING IDIOTS CUT THE CABLE WE'VE BEEN RUNNING

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FUCKING

thick stump
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o dearr

undone moat
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I CAN'T REPAIR IT AS FAR ASK I KNOW

silver mantle
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ah good Victory is on this list

undone moat
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AND EVEN IF I CAN ITS GONNA WORK HORRIBLY

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I HATE MY JOB

dry bison
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Laviticus is the heathen author of the worlds most renown dark incantations. Banished for summoning the dead to life, he now serves the legion of immortals summoned by his own hand - A victim of his own dark slavery turned on him after his execution...A war of never ending torture, for they never die and will never live.

silver mantle
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I mean I guess contrariwise no one could manage to cut a ziptie at my workplace

dry bison
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Who cut what now?

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What is the gauge on this cable?

thick stump
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hope it's not the cable to the coffee machine, that would be devastating

dry bison
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Meh. I have a french press.

silver mantle
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I would just make tea

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anyway time for me to get to bed! byeeeeeeeee ❀️

thick stump
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sweet dreams!

undone moat
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fucking

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cock shit tits and ass

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fuckers are saying it's my fault now

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I fucking told them not to cut it

dry bison
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Special type of cat 6? Why can't it be fixed? Can't splice the wires temporarily until it can be replaced?

undone moat
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fucking shitstains

hallow isle
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You can’t splice cat6 over any decent distance

dry bison
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True enough

undone moat
hallow isle
thick stump
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question is, why did they cut it ?

dry bison
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Probably because they're not electricians

undone moat
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because they couldn't be bothered to make a fucking hole bigger

dry bison
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That sounds like a whole other problem lol

hallow isle
dry bison
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Can they be charged for replacing the whole wire?

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That is to say, who has to pay for this in the end?

undone moat
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and now I get to go to work on a saturday just to fucking put an end on a cable

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whoop de fucking doo

hallow isle
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Well it’s more about loss of productivity, replacing a drop of Ethernet is only ~$100 at worst

undone moat
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nah man, far worse than that

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this place is a fucking nightmare of wires

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I can't explain it other than if you saw where I worked you'd understand why I'm so fucking angry about it

dry bison
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Sounds like a hotel lol

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Every hotel I ever worked at, the wiring was a nightmare. They always contracted out and for the cheapest they could get....so gradually the wires became an organized spaghetti mess

undone moat
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... so they ran it underground instead of in the air

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fucking

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I'm done.

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I quit

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I can't put up with this job anymore

mint spear
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have a nice vacation

undone moat
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fuck vacations, I'm just fucking tired dude

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this place falls apart when I don't look at it and it's fucking draining my fucking life essence

arctic eagle
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Man that's a mood

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Are you the only worker? If not you could always sit on your ass and do the bare minimum

clever vessel
fickle obsidian
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bubbles

clever vessel
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strawberry?

undone moat
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I fucking HATE this gift nitro button placement

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I hit it

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every

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SINGLE TIME

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NO

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I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SELLING YOUR DAMN SERVICE FOR YOU

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I JUST WANT TO SEND THE FUNNY IMAGES

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BUT YOU FUCKING

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AAAAAGH

thick stump
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computerman is having one of them days

dim egret
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I went looking for copper (pokemon cards), but found gold (power ranger car)

fickle obsidian
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vrooom

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wait

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does it...does it transform? πŸ‘€

dim egret
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No

fickle obsidian
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vroom

clever vessel
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looks too small

fickle obsidian
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well it is in a box

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wait till they open it and it expands

mint spear
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sick ride

arctic eagle
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What does it do

clever vessel
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i suppose it would be good for holding small things like grapes, and it can be used as lunchbox?

fickle obsidian
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remember to HYDRATE

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install hydrants within yourself for perpetual hydration

arctic eagle
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Drink drink water water until you die

fickle obsidian
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nO

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until you become CLOUDS

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there is no death, only entering the WATER CYCLE

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when all water dissipates and you become hydrogen and oxygen, you rejoin the process of stellar formation

clever vessel
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a wild peanut butter

fickle obsidian
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it roams

undone moat
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I fucking fixed it

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I hate myself so fucking much

mint spear
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do any of you have any phrases that were passed down to you by your parents and then from their parents

clever vessel
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ya didly an shoftic

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but i have not idea how that’s actually spelled

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it’s lebanese for β€˜curse your father’s grave’ i think

mint spear
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huh

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idk how common it is so I thought I'd ask

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My ma passed down a fair bit of scottish slang I think to me that she learned from her Maw Maw and Paw Paw

arctic eagle
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I learned the word fuck from my parents

clever vessel
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we would call half sandwiches β€˜dookies’

mint spear
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I have a funny story but I don't know if I can share it

wraith roostBOT
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Congratulations @hard coyote, You've reached level 32!

arctic eagle
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What could possibly go wrong

safe path
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woot got our Biden stimmies

arctic eagle
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Yoo nice

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You should use it to treat a member of this server who is very cool and good

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You know I've wanted a blender for a while now it would be nice if I had a blender so I can do blender things like blend

mint spear
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I'd also like a blender

hallow isle
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Biden bucks tbh.

safe path
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Uh no I am using it for bills and shit lol

mint spear
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yea yea yea but like

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blender

safe path
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sail the high seas for it πŸ˜›

mint spear
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no the seas are lame

sterile tartan
mint spear
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awwwww

tropic folio
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Kitty c:

mint spear
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put it in a box

tropic folio
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No

sterile tartan
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He was mad cuz I wouldn't let him chase the birds

mint spear
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my cats gotten out before and brought home "presents"

sterile tartan
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I'm sure Murphy would do that
Jasper the Floofmaster wouldn't know what to do if he actually caught something

clever vessel
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stare down at it

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maybe 1 soft, slow poke?

clever vessel
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maybe....6 soft, slow pokes

sterile tartan
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I'm coloring a jellyfish
Because why have a bunch of coloring books if I never color in them

clever vessel
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GOOD point.

sterile tartan
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No rhyme or reason to this really

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It's just colorful

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Ignore how horrible quality the green is. Dying markers are annoying

safe path
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Uuuuuuuuuuuugh why is mobile data so fucking horrible

opaque tartan
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Because people are scared of masts

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And paranoia wins

rare mauve
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Paranoia is the freaking worst

safe path
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@tropic folio I pulled a few nice cards!

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Iirc the U indicates ultra rare? Or uncommon? I can't remember what

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I really like the art on Vega

sterile tartan
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These two cacti got new pots BunnyDance

safe path
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ah crap nvm I figured it out lol

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OOh cacti!

sterile tartan
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I feel like the one on the right might need a new one by next year but that'll work for now

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Maybe more of them will flower if they aren't crowded like they were

safe path
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Clair has a single blue cacti is all xD

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She hardly waters it, I have too lol

safe path
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She doesn't know I got her this. She wants to learn bar tending so I thought this would be nice

tepid zodiac
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beesechurger

sterile tartan
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Noce Natani

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Nice*

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Cacti are generally okay being watered every month or two. At least monthly in warm time though haha

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The more I look at that cover, the cooler it is

safe path
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was only 14.99

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out my local game store

digital marsh
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I woke up at 7pm O_o

silver mantle
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i also woke up recently and can't fall asleep again

terse cargo
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rip sleep

silver mantle
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i mean its the weekend i can take as many naps as I want/need

terse cargo
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fair but bunching all the sleep in one place is prefered

silver mantle
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ill just sleep more tomorrow

rare mauve
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Who needs sleep?

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sleep is only for the tired

terse cargo
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Prefectly balanced, as all sleep should be

rare mauve
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NAP

terse cargo
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nah naps suck

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they just make me more tired

sterile tartan
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I wanna get this chair I think

terse cargo
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looks comfy, is it foldable?

sterile tartan
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Yeah

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Reviews say it's not deep enough to curl your legs up in. Sad

terse cargo
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get a rocking chair

sterile tartan
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I originally was gonna get a beanbag chair lol

mint spear
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make a pillow fort.

sterile tartan
terse cargo
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i mean, that's technically a rocking chair by the looks of it

sterile tartan
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The reviews mostly say it's flimsy

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And doesn't assemble well

terse cargo
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i can see that

sterile tartan
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Meh

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Found one like the pastel one but bigger, teal, and better reviews

safe path
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My DM has this really big round chair thing and you can just curl up on it and it's super comfy

sterile tartan
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I got this one. It claims it's oversized

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Reviews back that up

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Oh and one of the reviews says specifically that it's good for short people rainblobupsidedown

thick stump
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Looks like a great dogs bed

sterile tartan
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I saw several dogs in the reviews that agree
I'm sure my dog would love it too lmao

thick stump
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That's amazing a dog was able to review it 🐢

civic ferry
sterile tartan
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Yeah

lucid granite
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||ablobspeedyrollablobspeedyrollablobspeedyroll||

clever vessel
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||πŸ₯”πŸ₯”πŸ₯”πŸ₯”||

void plank
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What's up peoples?

sterile tartan
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Hi grim

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I made coffee specifically to dip cookies in it lmao

dim egret
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@safe path

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I spent money

sterile tartan
void plank
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Nice tacos has groot

sterile tartan
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🎢 welllll you'll never see nothin as cute... As a dancing baby groot 🎢

civic ferry
sterile tartan
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No

tropic folio
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Jorn is such a feelsbad pull for a new player getting into paper, as most of the snow permanents you have access to are either Kaldheim set or Modern Horizons x.x since last time snow permanents mattered was in Ice Age block

safe path
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T.T

safe path
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ugh someone has music going extremely loud somewhere outside and I can hear it in my apartment at least a block away

sterile tartan
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Gross

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Our neighbors across the street are having some loud get-together

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They keep yelling and cheerimg and stuff. I have no idea what they're doing lol

civic ferry
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It's almost at patty's day

safe path
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Well I am going to be a karen here in a moment if it doesnt stop

undone moat
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A

civic ferry
tropic folio
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I prefer the deaf neighbor approach

safe path
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not really crankey, but hearing it over my TV means it is up to loud

tropic folio
#

Turn on guitar amp, crank to about 7, and play until they realize they're the assholes that started it

safe path
#

I dont have a guitar yet.. But I did get Biden stimmies >.>

tropic folio
#

I mean my amp is worth 3x your price point for a starter guitar xD Line6 Vetta (original, not the 2)

2x12 modeling combo amp with 150w of pure unadulterated "I will shake every floor of this apartment building"

safe path
#

πŸ˜›

tropic folio
#

Wolf is considering a bass amp for his two basses as well

#

With his BidenBux

#

Damn shame Roland doesn't make Cube 30s anymore x.x

fickle obsidian
#

bassamp in the bassamp amping the bassamp bassamp

safe path
#

edm INTENSIFIES

rare mauve
#

EDEMMMM

safe path
#

Finally some good bass

#

I'm the parking lot of lowes, my leg is vibrating from the bass xD

#

Waiting for wifey to get off work

mint spear
#

Just finished BioShock 1

#

Onto Bioshock 2 now

civic ferry
mint spear
#

I'm playing all of them even if the rest are bad I don't care

#

I am mentally drained during quarantine I need something

civic ferry
#

infinite is pretty good, but it's a themepark ride rather than an rpg

mint spear
#

hm

#

Wack

#

I'll still enjoy it

#

I like the universe already

eternal thorn
#

Bioshock universe is nothing to scoff at

mint spear
#

||aqua nazis πŸ₯° ||

eternal thorn
#

I should get around to finishing infinite at some point

mint spear
#

THAT INTRO FOR 2 THO

#

what is going on

fickle obsidian
#

you have read this as an octopus

safe path
#

Is that Octodad?

eternal thorn
#

Nobody suspects a thing.

fickle obsidian
#

yeah that's a human father

safe path
#

Holy hell did you guys see that?!

undone moat
#

you know, I swear one of these days this server is gonna get some kind of censor bot and I'm gonna be fuckin done for dude

#

see what

safe path
#

Fuck you just missed him. John Cena was here

undone moat
#

o

#

damb.

fickle obsidian
#

he inhaled spaghetti

#

imagine being inhaled by spaghetti

#

get a doorbell for every door in the house, to stop having to knock

eternal thorn
#

Pastafarians at every doorstep

digital marsh
#

well that was a stressful couple hours, bank was asking for paperwork and im like i dont know where that is, i inherited this house, i didnt buy it

fickle obsidian
#

"please hold as i commune with the spirits of my ancestors for the location of this information"

digital marsh
#

its like

#

uhhhh, i guess i can dig through all those file folders my mother left in the attic?.. luckily i did find it, along with my birth certificate, thats been missing for like.. most oof my adult life

hallow isle
#

it's 5am

#

but I've written a cli app to query dns and build firewall entries for the big router

#

I don't know why I didn't think of doing this before

#

Normally this takes me for fucking ever compiling the addresses

pliant fjordBOT
#

Astronomy pic of the day

A Flag Shaped Aurora over Sweden

Explanation: It appeared, momentarily, like a 50-km tall banded flag. In mid-March of 2015, an energetic Coronal Mass Ejection directed toward a clear magnetic channel to Earth led to one of the more intense geomagnetic storms of recent years. A visual result was wide spread auroras being seen over many countries near Earth's magnetic poles. Captured over Kiruna, Sweden, the image features an unusually straight auroral curtain with the green color emitted low in the Earth's atmosphere, and red many kilometers higher up. It is unclear where the rare purple aurora originates, but it might involve an unusual blue aurora at an even lower altitude than the green, seen superposed with a much higher red. Now past Solar Minimum, colorful nights of auroras over Earth are likely to increase.

digital marsh
#

thank you gunter

dry bison
#

The only flag I could find with blue, red, green in that orientation was Azerbaijan

dry bison
lucid geode
#

hey does anyone know the name of this track? I swear I've heard it before in a game

eternal thorn
#

Easily sounds like it could be fight music for Pokemon

gaunt reef
#

definitely not

#

this sounds more like some intense battle in a fighting game

eternal thorn
#

Youd be surprised

#

Sword and Shield stuck some god awful music in there that sounds similar

gaunt reef
#

no

#

there's a huge difference between pokemon battle themes and this grindcore shit

eternal thorn
gaunt reef
#

yeah its really slow compared to that track

#

and more spaced out in its arrangements, you can clearly hear the different midis

eternal thorn
#

I'd argue the one they're asking about is slower

#

Still haven't a clue where it comes from though

gaunt reef
#

me neither lol but as someone who has obsessively analysed pokemon music I can easily tell if a track is by the artists or not

#

mostly Go Ichinose

#

on a side note, having also heard a lot of Toby Fox's music, when he did a track for the game you can instantly tell its him but using the game's themes

eternal thorn
#

I'll hear that when I get there

#

No sense in spoiling it early

#

Toby Fox is good stuff

gaunt reef
mint spear
gaunt reef
#

4 page newspaper design work done 😌

#

I hate it that dad makes me do these last minute but now I'm used to it

chrome owl
#

morning

clever vessel
#

i had a dream i was in a small, cramped car on a steep hill in a forest, and all the doors were unlocked. something that looks like this character from The Dark Crystal was hobbling around the car trying to get in and steal my stuff but i had to keep pushing her out and locking all the doors

halcyon drum
#

SOo_o Reminds me of my one uncle.

clever vessel
#

ha

clever vessel
#

idk, the car was just piled with stuff

#

i think there was a bow

opaque tartan
#

I swear

#

I need to get on Russian dating sites

clever vessel
#

now he knows how to have a good time

opaque tartan
#

Exactly! He's clearly already found someone though. He's house trained.

mint spear
#

Just bought my kitty cats three cat tree things peek I hope they like em

#

Was kind of difficult trying to find some that accommodate fat cats...because our lil boy is chub 😩

#

Quality is so-so, but I'm not worried since our cats are not destructive. pat

#

We have a new neighbor that keeps going eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Wreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
every morning at the same time isashookstare

#

It does this for like 2-3 hours

#

Not sure what kid of bird it is, haven't seen it yet

halcyon drum
#

Huh.

arctic eagle
#

Bitch bird

mint spear
#

yeah

halcyon drum
#

So glad I don't have that type of neighbours next to my house.

mint spear
#

I enjoy my bird neighbors, except when they murder each other, but normally they're great.

#

I have a hawk that lives near my window that rips up random birds sometimes. He sits on them first for like twenty minutes

halcyon drum
#

I do have the occasional boombox having my windows shattering nearly from the bass type neighbours but.

#

It's not that bad.

#

I enjoy my nature around me.

mint spear
#

Nature is lovely, but its cruel, haven't seen our local rabbit for a while, assuming our owl neighbor had a snack 😩

#

We have noisy neighbors too

#

human ones

#

they'll shoot off fireworks some nights

#

They own a bunch of cute ducks tho, so I guess that's nice.

#

Ugh nyaEeh I'm happy I order my cats stuff, but waiting on packages makes me so anxious

#

I have an unrealistic fear of people opening it before i get to it. I have a thing about germs

halcyon drum
mint spear
#

That and recieving negative comments. A family member that lives in my house gets mad at random things for no reason, and recieving aggression for something harmless drives me nuts.
My cats haven't had a cat tree for years, they deserve it and it will be out of the way and out of sight from everyone else in the house. And I used my money computerface

#

Well actually that's a lie

#

I used Arc's money

#

computerface I'm rambling

digital marsh
#

hows everyone doin today?

mint spear
#

isashookstare ants in my pants

#

combined with sleepy

digital marsh
#

now winter, what did we tell you about sitting on ant hills?

dim egret
#

Time for some links awakening

#

Bruh

mint spear
#

I knew a girl that peed on one and they attacked her gasp

dim egret
#

Guess it can wait as Stimpee just uploaded

#

Also, ew moon

digital marsh
#

stimpee?

dim egret
#

Yee

#

Go look up stimpee and watch his newest vid

#

You will either love it, have no feelings, or hate it

mint spear
#

That's what happens when you leave kids unsupervised at Girl Scout camp
They pee on ant hills
get lost on hikes and vanish for a day
almost fall off cliffs
get stung by mass swarm of bees while riding horses

#

And eat random shit off the beach

dim egret
#

Hey moon

#

Speaking if gs

#

Of

#

Guess where i am

mint spear
#

Not at Girl Scout camp

dim egret
#

At a cookie booth

mint spear
#

weird, they're supposed to be selling online

#

not in person

dim egret
#

In person is still allowed

#

With masks and such

#

Did you see the groot?

mint spear
#

I say the get rid of selling in person
computerface I was the top cookie seller in my area
I fucking hate Girl Scouts.

#

I don't know what the flipsticks a groot is

dim egret
#

Why do you hate my sister moon

mint spear
#

I mean there's that one

#

over hyped tree

dim egret
#

That is groot

#

Hey Eva

#

I think moon needs to go to bed

mint spear
#

You go to bed.

digital marsh
#

i mean

dim egret
#

I just got out of bed 2 hours ago

digital marsh
#

ive been up for the past 15 hours

#

so

mint spear
#

get back in it

digital marsh
#

am i one to talk?

dim egret
#

I cant moon

#

Im in truck

#

2 hrs from home

#

And we signed out of hotel

mint spear
#

burn the cookies you just bought

dim egret
#

We havent bought any

#

We are the ones selling them

mint spear
#

forced child labor computerface

dim egret
#

Slightly

mint spear
#

Depends.

dim egret
#

But id say its worth it for the prizes

digital marsh
#

you know, as a kid, i remember thinking that RV's were the coolest vehicles imaginable.. cause i was an idiot and like its a car, but you can take a nap in it and decorate it

dim egret
#

Sometimes

#

Straight up, get a switch in texas if you sold 2000+ boxes one year

mint spear
#

so what are the prizes nowadays?

#

Because I remember it being 100% crud

dim egret
#

It varies

#

Nothing super exciting until 1000+

mint spear
#

I'd get 7 day camp 100% free computerface

dim egret
#

Like i said, switch in texas, but over here its a weekend at great wolf lodge or something

#

Still got all the camps

mint spear
#

I love nature. But I had zero interest in nature with other peoples obnoxious lil bitch children.

#

isashookstare thinking about it is making me moody, apologies for my language

dim egret
#

Preach

#

Oh yeah, my sister got a 3ds xl one year

#

But tbh, BS is 10x worse than GS

mint spear
#

The only reason I stayed in GS was for my mom. We lived in an abusive household and that was her getaway
Being scout leader got her away from the house and she made a good friend with another mom

mint spear
#

They never offered anything like that

#

just junk and free camp

dim egret
#

When wete you in it

mint spear
#

obviously not at a time they were offering free tech

dim egret
#

Ah

#

But like i said

#

In texas, one of the prizes was a switch for 2000+ boxes

mint spear
#

I would have sold as much as possible for game systems 😩

dim egret
#

Same

#

I would have helped her sell more

#

But the ds is mine now

#

She didnt play it enough so i just kinda took it over

mint spear
#

nice

#

Looking at whats offered based on numbers of boxes...almost wondering if my mom wasn't honest about what I was recieving

#

I don't have the exact numbers that I sold, but I know I was hitting large numbers, and I know we were the top troop in the area
Unless she was splitting numbers think between girls. For Fairness even tho only me and one other girl were pretty much handling everything.

#

I'm done with this topic, just making me all the moods

#

Birb outside is still saying screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

terse cargo
#

happy birb

mint spear
#

I'm not quite sure what its feeling

#

they're kind of long and sad noises

#

Not your typical cute lil chirps and bird songs

terse cargo
#

maybe birb wants food

mint spear
#

or a girlfriend

#

Maybe by summer I'll have a whole family out there going
screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

terse cargo
#

sleep is gone

mint spear
#

I need sleep to arrive

terse cargo
#

sleep is not shipable currently

mint spear
terse cargo
#

sleep is a very scarce ressource

mint spear
#

I'd attempt it, but I'd just bother Arc at this point my my antsy nature

terse cargo
#

cat flip

mint spear
#

wriggle wriggle

#

Actually, oh my it's almost 9:30

terse cargo
#

time flies

mint spear
#

Which means I can kick him out of bed and be antsy all I want

terse cargo
#

Unlimited Power

dry bison
#

I need to do my taxes and I'm just not feeling it 😦

clever vessel
#

feels good to at least start it

dim egret
#

Jokes on y9u

#

I dont have to do them until next year

open viper
#

uhh I don't think you have information on that.

lol.
I'm the manager of Hytale News and I can kind of confirm that unless you know them personally πŸ˜…
no one outside the studio has access now days also πŸ™‚

#

I'm curious how many concepts from Hytale end up in Minecraft actually XD.

campfires, cave biomes, copper ore, it keeps going but I don't have it on my mind XD

#

the game is a focus on modding. their own gamemode is Adventuremode that yes, has story.
they also are releasing the game with a few mini games.

dim egret
#

@mint spear pop a choccy milky to make the pain go away

undone moat
#

OH GOD

#

IT IS TIME

#

... to wake up, I slept in til 1pm

terse cargo
#

ah yes, the age old struggle

mint spear
#

You drink it

#

With your face hole

terse cargo
#

oh boy chocolate milk

#

slurp

void plank
#

Or have it with chocolate cereal 🀀

silent wagon
#

RIP, the Anthem server is now the Bioware server

undone moat
#

ssa

safe path
#

Let's gooooooo fiber internet to be installed Monday through Wednesday!!

halcyon drum
safe path
hallow isle
#

drummer forgot to plug in the drum machine

civic ferry
safe path
#

Welp I made a Willy purchase. Bought a drone for next weekend when I go play disc golf lol

tropic folio
#

O.o

undone moat
#

...

#

||would buying a dildo be considered a willy purchase?...||

tropic folio
#

All my stimulus and refund goes to debt, I envy y'all πŸ˜’

#

Also yes PCman

sterile tartan
#

Mine is gonna be mostly saved probably. Super definitely not the opposite of the point

safe path
#

I meant silly

#

And yes most of my money is going to bills too but this was a cheap purchase lol

undone moat
#

mine's being put towards savings & rent

sterile tartan
#

I'm gonna use part of mine to get an Xbox (assuming I can ever fuckin snag one in stock)

#

S0ul is gonna pay for half so it's not as much

fickle obsidian
#

btw, lawns? a myth

sterile tartan
#

What about Leawns

fickle obsidian
#

also non-existent

sterile tartan
#

Welp

dim egret
#

Who wants to see my haul

fickle obsidian
#

i want to see your soul

sterile tartan
#

Haul for what

dim egret
#

This weekend

#

I spent a lot of money

sterile tartan
#

Ah. Sure

dim egret
sterile tartan
#

Daaaamn

fickle obsidian
#

wait a sec, is that a pop without the eyes i see

eternal thorn
#

really popped out to you didnt it

dim egret
#

A pop without the eyes?

fickle obsidian
#

Thunderjaw

lament ginkgo
eternal thorn
#

In March though?

lament ginkgo
#

yep

clever vessel
#

that’s a nice snow

lucid granite
#

that's a good looking snow

willow pumice
#

@spare granite why

#

Tho

dusty magnet
#

why

#

not

clever vessel
#

that’s a solid snow right there

dim egret
#

@fickle obsidian

civic ferry
#

My stimulus is going to a combination of kitchen renovations, furniture, and a chunk for summer activities for the kid.

civic ferry
dim egret
#

Wjat

#

No

#

Thunderjaw

fickle obsidian
#

also that's the best pop i've ever seen @dim egret, good find there

civic ferry
#

Wait, wtf. The new kiddie zoids show would totally work as the far future after HZD, haha

fickle obsidian
#

zoids was a fun concept...Surprised there aren't more mechafauna oriented shows/media

civic ferry
#

Kiddie zoids show: zoids are wild ai that are closer to elephant-size and have extendable motorbike-style cockpits for partners to ride.

#

Humans live in kinda primitive villages/towns

#

HZD: Bot are wild AI that are varied in size, but usually not enormous, while humans live in really primitive villages

civic ferry
#

Those wind-up model kits were pretty awesome, though

fickle obsidian
#

yeah, probably. I imagine it was the Japanese equivalent of Transformers, insofar as the shows were just a vehicle for merch sales

civic ferry
#

Or more like gobots

digital marsh
#

almost midnight, but I've finally awoke

civic ferry
#

Awooke

rare mauve
#

Awoooke

dim egret
#

A wookie

pliant fjordBOT
#

Astronomy pic of the day

Meteor Fireballs in Light and Sound - click for video

Explanation: Yes, but have you ever heard a meteor? Usually, meteors are too far away to make any audible sound. However, a meteor will briefly create an ionization trail that can reflect a distant radio signal. If the geometry is right, you may momentarily hear -- through your radio -- a distant radio station even over static. In the featured video, the sounds of distant radio transmitters were caught reflecting from large meteor trails by a sensitive radio receiver -- at the same time the bright streaks were captured by an all-sky video camera. In the video, the bright paths taken by four fireballs across the sky near Lamy, New Mexico, USA, are shown first. Next, after each static frame, a real-time video captures each meteor streaking across the sky, now paired with the sound recorded from its radio reflection. Projecting a meteor trail down to the Earth may lead to finding its impact site (if any), while projecting its trail back into the sky may lead to identifying its parent comet or asteroid.

hallow isle
#

Amongus

digital marsh
hallow isle
#

People have been asking me that for a long time

#

I don't have a good answer yet

digital marsh
#

ping me when u do.. mkay?

mint spear
mint spear
#

😩 packages arriving early which means I actually have to clean my room today

fickle obsidian
#

okay so do you have a bed, closet, or rug?

#

'cause then you know exactly what to do πŸ˜‚

mint spear
#

Gotta make room for these

#

Plus another one I plan to get soon squinteyes

halcyon drum
fickle obsidian
#

gonna play in'em?

mint spear
halcyon drum
#

I'm glad I'm not a cat person. That's... Too much for me.

#

No offense.

fickle obsidian
#

i wish i were the cat to play around those

mint spear
#

They're kind of larg-ish because my cat is fat squinteyes

fickle obsidian
#

you need to legwrestle'em more

halcyon drum
#

I really ca(n) 't see myself buying it even if I have a cat, it's too much luxury for one animal, when I don't even spoil myself.

mint spear
#

I want my whole room to be dedicated to them SpaceBlobStare

halcyon drum
#

Ah well. I'm content with my dogs.

mint spear
#

I want to get this too

#

I would have gone with more modern designs, but a lot of stuff is sold out atm

#

Chewy had some neat looking things, but everything I'm interested in was out of stock 😩

halcyon drum
#

Hm...

mint spear
#

I mean I'm happy other cats are enjoying them

halcyon drum
mint spear
#

Plus I had a 200 dollar gift card for amazon so.......

#

thnx mom

halcyon drum
#

Alright. Now I need to carry on with work.

mint spear
#

Have fun working

halcyon drum
#

Yeah... Idk about that.

mint spear
fickle obsidian
#

is that old for a cat? I don't really know much to do with animal lifespans

mint spear
#

I don't think so, maybe for an outdoor cat, but mine are indoor.

fickle obsidian
#

aside from tortoises basically being immortal, that is

limber fractal
#

stop. with. the. timers. already. hg. --Leon

gaunt reef
#

cats are so sophisticated

mint spear
gaunt reef
#

all dogs ask for is food and your entire catalog of shoes to chew on

fickle obsidian
#

what's with the shoe thing anyway

gaunt reef
#

teething

limber fractal
#

obviously nom

gaunt reef
#

shoes are just really nice to scratch that itch on

#

speaking from experience

mint spear
#

oh my gosh, speaking of catalogs gasp

#

My grandmother recieved one....

fickle obsidian
#

so what you're saying is we should reuse old shoes in dishes

mint spear
#

And it was full of adult toys

#

She was so startled

fickle obsidian
#

must not have been very good toys

mint spear
#

No not at all

mint spear
gaunt reef
#

I used to give my old shoes to my late dogbro

#

he was too smart about it though

#

apparently it wasnt as fun to chew and tear up shoes that we would give him

#

no, he had to take the ones we were using

tropic folio
#

Mezzi fuckin' loves my shoes for some reason

#

not to chew

fickle obsidian
#

knew you would give'em attention then

tropic folio
#

just to lay on

gaunt reef
#

but we outsmarted him by pretending to be mad he stole our good shoes

#

when in fact it was all a trap

fickle obsidian
#

oshit

gaunt reef
#

dogs are smart but I'm smarter

fickle obsidian
#

until you find out the dogs are running everything

gaunt reef
#

kek nice reference

#

considering the rest of the game's graphics, the dog looked higher quality for some reason

mint spear
#

Does anyone else not replace the batteries in their remotes and just smack it till it decides to work?

#

tv remotes I mean

safe path
#

until it gets to the point where it doesn't work at all, yeah lol

mint spear
#

magic hand charging

fickle obsidian
#

i used to take the batteries out and try to transfer my own energy into them via holding them hard and concentrating

mint spear
#

SpaceBlobStare yea that works too

terse cargo
#

yes hello i would like to transfer some bio electricity to my tv remote

tropic folio
#

PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN sentinel

terse cargo
#

sip

tropic folio
#

oh you don't know the old greentext lol

terse cargo
#

tastes like monster white

mint spear
#

I'm cooking food for my babies SpaceBlobStare

tropic folio
#

o.o

mint spear
#

ugh

tropic folio
#

what's a jfif

mint spear
#

why

#

what

fickle obsidian
#

discord be like, howdoidothis

mint spear
#

babies

#

Praise them.

tropic folio
#

they are sweet beans

mint spear
#

ty oh

tropic folio
mint spear
#

My brain been nothing but pokemon all week 😩

safe path
#

spoce!

fickle obsidian
#

birb see u sippin' be like, "gib"

terse cargo
#

birb be like
sips

mint spear
#

I wish you could see my Ferroseed animated, he's so precious when he moves around 😩

#

He does his best to roll

#

then just plomps into the ground

tropic folio
#

he reminds me of what my cactus seedlings in D&D will look like once our current campaign finishes

mint spear
#

Daw

tropic folio
#

already have names for the little buggers

mint spear
tropic folio
#

Sprout and Caltrops xD

mint spear
#

Cute SpaceBlobStare

tropic folio
#

me and my DM got into a metaphysical discussion about whether Awakened cacti would give off seeds that would grow Awakened from "birth"

#

he said it's a coinflip

#

so of course the entire party is now picturing my character with an entire dojo of Awakened, punching cacti xD

#

and that is exactly what will happen

mint spear
#

Aw nice, DnD sounds so fun

safe path
#

spoce cat!

mint spear
#

I just noticed

safe path
#

?

mint spear
#

My username

safe path
#

oh πŸ˜›

hallow isle
#

I think my upstairs neighbours are fucking off πŸ˜„

tropic folio
#

fucking off or fucking on

hallow isle
#

fucking off

mint spear
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flippin

hallow isle
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there's a moving van out the front

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they're being extra noisy too

tropic folio
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oh I thought they were shaking the walls in a different manner of speaking

hallow isle
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not today

mint spear
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Angry walls

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Being Angry at walls

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Flippin things preventing me from going in another room

tropic folio
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lol in D&D you can just throw enough damage at the wall to break the bitch

terse cargo
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punches hole in wall, much better

mint spear
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Can it be emotional damage?

terse cargo
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the wall has suffered an emotional breakdown

tropic folio
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nah, usually magical bludgeoning, although we house rule necrotic on objects to start dissolving them

hallow isle
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ok yeah it's them

mint spear
hallow isle
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sound of something heavy being dragged on the floor

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then a bang

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then an "oopsie"

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now i just need to get rid of the guitar playing neighbour

tropic folio
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-_-

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what's wrong with the neighbor

mint spear
hallow isle
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he ruins songs

tropic folio
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wait what how

hallow isle
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i mean he can play fine

tropic folio
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does he do the CHUN CHUN wrong?

hallow isle
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but do you want to hear the same verse of a song for an hour straight, over and over

tropic folio
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I mean, if he's practicing it to perfection, it makes sense to go section by section

hallow isle
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headphones tho.

tropic folio
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source: that's what I do with my songs, get a rough outline and then nail it down

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...oh he's just doing it too loud then

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oof

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yea that's on him

hallow isle
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he sings too

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he can't sing

tropic folio
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lmao

hallow isle
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then there's the neighbour that talks to me

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the worst of the bunch

tropic folio
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ew, interaction

hallow isle
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I'M JUST PUTTING OUT THE BINS LEAVE ME ALONE

mint spear
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Ah, we've got someone like that, bu it's an old guy who lives by himself. So he's just lonely

hallow isle
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he looks like, 25

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no excuses

mint spear
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Ah, so yeah, annoying oh

tropic folio
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coke

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probably

hallow isle
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honestly

safe path
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its super windy out x.x

hallow isle
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wouldn't surprise me

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drives a high end merc, so has coke money

mint spear
plush oyster
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Explain its the middle of winter and there is a fucking bee in my room

mint spear
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Be nice to it

plush oyster
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im more questioning its existence

hallow isle
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Bee nice to it

mint spear
tropic folio
mint spear
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Raise it as family

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embrace the bee

plush oyster
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goes to stroke the bee and it immediately kills itself just spite me and get away from me

tropic folio
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I know, it's a meme, admin aboos, but it's mildly related

mint spear
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I watched Bee movie the other day

plush oyster
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im beginning to think you guys put the bee in my room

hallow isle
tropic folio
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djazz*

safe path
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I need to clean up because fiber internet will be installed Monday-Wednesday this week

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so I can finally get gigabit for cheaper than I am paying now XD

tropic folio
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wait do they need to do anything in the house? I figured fiber was just running lines to the place

safe path
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No no they need to install the inside wall mount box

tropic folio
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oooh

safe path
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outside lines been ran for 8 monhts

hallow isle
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would you like to see a video of fibre being installed

safe path
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ive seen it in person before πŸ™‚