#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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gaunt reef
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ok fine I mean moderator

dusty magnet
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Fluffy Kait and Uzo

safe path
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Also idiots at McDonald's only going in one line, I just skipped like 10 cars lol

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It's a double drive through

dusty magnet
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Ahahaha

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Dummys

gaunt reef
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I keep forgetting there's a difference between mods and admins

safe path
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And I got dirty looks for it lol

limber fractal
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THIS! blobthis

halcyon drum
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Alright. That's that.

dusty magnet
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That's that

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This is that

halcyon drum
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I sent my pictures, lol.

safe path
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I got our gecko some freeze dried crickets, waxworms and meal worms. Kitties get toys and scratching post

dusty magnet
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Admins administrate and mods moderate

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What's the difference? No idea

gaunt reef
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do you microwave them before feeding

dusty magnet
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Yes

safe path
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Now trying to get wifey some "fresh" food too before work

gaunt reef
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dont give her the crickets

safe path
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But this McDonald's is super busy

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It's lunch time here

limber fractal
halcyon drum
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👍

safe path
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My order took a whole 10 seconds to say lol

limber fractal
safe path
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Nah, MsAethena and Fluffy never moderate :p

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kidding

limber fractal
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Never. PM_shocked

safe path
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Never ever!

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I tell ya that Natani is the wurst though, such a bitch

halcyon drum
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A sausage?

gaunt reef
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franky cant believe they even got mod

safe path
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I know right??

limber fractal
safe path
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Funny story, my ohone autocorrected worst to wurst because I hit i

gaunt reef
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well now I'm gonna relish on making puns

limber fractal
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I love the autocorrection. I honestly thought it was intentional so I ran with it lol

halcyon drum
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Lmao. I'm thinking of sausage whenever I read/hear "wurst".

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Because uh... it's literally the translation for it.

safe path
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Idk why this place is going so slow only 2 cats in front of me now

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And it's drive through only

limber fractal
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Speaking of pets.

safe path
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But yet I'm still not at pay window

gaunt reef
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guess they're being too pussyfooted about it

halcyon drum
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ohshit I need to post something still on twitter..

undone moat
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[INTENSE IT JOB MUSIC]

limber fractal
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Did anyone see the weird f'ed up news about Lady Gaga's two french bulldogs (fuck, forget the breed) being stolen from the dog walker who was actually shot multiple times? This was in a "safe" neighborhood. 2020 is still doing a number on 2021 I guess.

gaunt reef
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yeah its messed up

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not surprised but messed up nonetheless

safe path
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Gunna Rick roll mcdonalds

limber fractal
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It reminds me a little of the film 7 Psychopaths. I think that was the name. Although that was super dark humor. And the news story is super shitty.

safe path
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Yes my car is dusty

gaunt reef
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its not dusty

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its hairy

limber fractal
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Awww it's furry!

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I like that tbh.

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The idea of changing the connotation of something like the car being dusty, to it being furry. Or hairy. Or whatevz.

gaunt reef
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I have a kinda spicy irl story about dognapping

limber fractal
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Sohail is so creative.

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Oooh really? I wanna hear it!

gaunt reef
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so this woman I know in my area owned a small cutie, forgot the breed now but it was still a pupper

safe path
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Credit card machines down at McDonald's that's why they're having a long time

gaunt reef
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one day while her helper was walking it in the morning, a van came close and tried to steal the dog

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helper tried his best to fend them off but he was hit in the back of his head with a bat

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before he lost consciousness he managed to note the van's number plate

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the local inspector was furious - he was a dog lover and they did everything they could to track the vehicle

dusty magnet
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Guys I kinda want to buy another gun

gaunt reef
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found it within a day and the dog was rescued but not safe and sound

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they made cut marks on its paws so it couldnt run away while they had it in their possession

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thankfully the good boi recovered quick from that

halcyon drum
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And it was at that moment when the angry 6'7 British lad would kill.

gaunt reef
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oh man the police beat their asses real hard

halcyon drum
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Good. But not enough.

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THERE NEEDS DIVINE PUNISHMENT.

gaunt reef
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but man that helper was amazing, even when he nearly lost his bearings he managed to note the plate

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if he hadnt then it would all be in vain

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pupper was a little traumatized but recovered from it

limber fractal
limber fractal
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So glad the police took action too.

gaunt reef
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yeah the owner was feeling afraid of approaching the police thinking they'll be dismissive

limber fractal
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Exactly. Cuz that's how it goes sometimes.

hallow isle
limber fractal
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Lady Gaga put up a $500k reward for the rescue of her pups. I'm pretty sure they tried stealing the 3rd pup but that one did get rescued.

gaunt reef
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there was another case of dognapping in my area but the story is much shorter - couple of dudes came from nowhere to steal a guy's German Shephard, based doggo bit one of them right in the babymaker

halcyon drum
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This is why I don't bother walking my dogs outside, for the reason that it'll be damn hard for me to walk all 3 my dogs.

gaunt reef
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other guy ran off

halcyon drum
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And hence why I keep them inside my yard/house.

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Which is thankfully large enough for them.

gaunt reef
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well we didnt have much of an option besides avoiding empty areas, we generally stuck to this one stretch of road that has security every so often

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man its already been over a year since he passed

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crazy

limber fractal
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It's so sad that a pet can be seen as a stealable object.

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When a pet's like family to most of us.

halcyon drum
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Yeah well. That's humanity for you.

limber fractal
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I mean, even if I lived in a farm, there's no f'n way I wouldn't make a connection with the farm animals as if they're family.

gaunt reef
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I had a grim reply to this but I feel weird actually typing that out

dusty magnet
limber fractal
halcyon drum
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I grew up working around the farm, sadly there's a difference with certain types of animals, if I must be honest now, Red.

limber fractal
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Oh I know.

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I've seen farm people discuss it

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How farm animals are seen differently.

halcyon drum
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Yeah. It's rather ironic speaking about it considering how my hemophobia started and my OCPD.

gaunt reef
limber fractal
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I just know I can't be like that with any animal. Seeing it as just "food" with zero connection.

limber fractal
halcyon drum
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Man, I wonder how many people remember that movie.

gaunt reef
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all this self awareness we got as a species only to throw it away for horrible shit like this

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I vaguely remember Babe

safe path
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Momma so proud!

halcyon drum
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This.

safe path
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they never use scratching posts

hallow isle
limber fractal
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I once helped a land owner kill a rooster. And he showed me how humane we can be with animals. Even when killing them as a source of food. It's all a matter of "how" we deal with our planet, with animals and humans alike.

halcyon drum
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You want to hear something scary regarding that?

limber fractal
halcyon drum
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I've heard tales of how the farmers have cut off the chicken's head to kill it.... Then uh... It ran off the table without the head.

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Yeah. It's scary for us, but hilarious for some of them.

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Simply because it's a common thing.

limber fractal
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That's why I helped the land owner kill it.

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Cuz I held it.

halcyon drum
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Which now that I think about it... It all depends on ones own perspective.

gaunt reef
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yeah there was a famous case regarding that

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a headless chicken that lived for a few years

halcyon drum
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Wasn't that rooster a circus act?

limber fractal
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It's natural for a dead chicken's body to "run off" as if it was alive, when it's actually not.

halcyon drum
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From what I remember?

gaunt reef
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oh just a year and a half

halcyon drum
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Iirc that chicken died from starvation.

gaunt reef
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yeah

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but not a circus act

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it was a regular chicken being prepped for food

halcyon drum
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I say circus act but yeah.

limber fractal
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Clearly a botched job tbh.

halcyon drum
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Yeah, I know of that.

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Children look away.

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Lmfao

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Oh would you look at that, that celebration is held within my Birth month.

limber fractal
gaunt reef
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oh shit right

limber fractal
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Cuz of the pic I mean.

halcyon drum
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I'm doing surprisingly well for someone with hemophobia.

limber fractal
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I don't want anyone misunderstanding the image, out of context

limber fractal
gaunt reef
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yeah I get it I just didnt immediately think of that

halcyon drum
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So I'll need to explain that.

gaunt reef
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haha I had a classmate with hemophobia

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in college

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for zoology major

limber fractal
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Lol

gaunt reef
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ikr lmao

limber fractal
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The irony.

halcyon drum
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My hemophobia has it so that in the start when it was... extremely bad.... I had panic attacks, anxiety attacks, vomiting, passing out, most of those things, and it doesn't matter if it's real, fake, anime, manga, cartoon or game related.

eternal thorn
halcyon drum
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I got my phobia when I was what? Age 7? Give or take? And I've been busy treating it till now.

limber fractal
gaunt reef
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she was relieved when they announced we wouldnt be doing any animal dissections in our studies

halcyon drum
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Now I'm somewhat better, since I can handle it, if I know it's going to pop up.

gaunt reef
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but then we had a lab class to do simple blood tests of ourselves

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that's when she told me about her problem

halcyon drum
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The phobia stems off because of the farm... Funny enough.

gaunt reef
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but still tried to brush it off, "eh I'll be fine its just a drop of blood"

limber fractal
halcyon drum
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The sad thing is that my phobia also made it so that I developed OCPD.

gaunt reef
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when her turn came I pricked her and she fainted in a couple seconds

limber fractal
gaunt reef
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yep

halcyon drum
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So, the whole "cleanliness is next to godliness" falls perfectly with me because of how neat orientated I am.

limber fractal
halcyon drum
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I'll explain if you don't mind.

gaunt reef
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also that was my first time seeing someone actually faint

halcyon drum
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As to how I got it.

gaunt reef
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it was kinda surreal

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she said "oh no" and then flop

safe path
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I had to work a turkey farm for thanksgiving season, I wont eat turkey now. It makes me vomit

gaunt reef
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at least she fell over me otherwise the hard tile floor would have hurt

halcyon drum
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So I was like 7 years old, I'm a city brat/snob, still am tbh, and I was visiting my uncle's farm, it was a pig farm. I had my favourite pig, named it and all, then one day as I was visiting it, I was told to not come out of the house. The brat that I am, did so, followed them with my favourite pig, ended up following them to the slaughter house, watched them kill my favourite pig, I ended up running away, didn't see where I was, fell in a pool of pigs blood.

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So yeah, that's how I got that and my OCPD.

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Shit ain't cute.

gaunt reef
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if that happened to me I would get it too

halcyon drum
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Well, the past is the past, I still eat meat, but I can't handle blood for the life of me.

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But getting better.

limber fractal
gaunt reef
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I've never experienced any amount of blood loss more than a small wound so idk myself

halcyon drum
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I think back about it going; "Yeah serves you right for not listening you little shit", lol. But yeah, it's traumatic.

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It all depends on your perspective I guess

gaunt reef
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which is very surprising considering the place I'm at was notorious for a LOT of vehicle accidents

limber fractal
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I've never had issues with blood since I was a kid. I'm weird. So for me it's fascinating hearing others' contrasting experiences.

gaunt reef
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and I've seen a lot of them

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just happened to never see the victims

halcyon drum
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Eee..

gaunt reef
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I count that as a blessing

halcyon drum
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Okay I need to quickly take a break from this topic now. It's catching up to me.

undone moat
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these pants are stained computerface

halcyon drum
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Lol

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wtf

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Red by the by,

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I assume you saw that I posted something on twitter.

gaunt reef
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PCman your post is extra cursed now

limber fractal
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I saw a dead girl after a car accident, as a kid, and that stayed with me for a long long time. But never as a nightmare. Just the memory stuck with me. So I see how much more traumatic it can be for a child's brain.

halcyon drum
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Hoooo boy.

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This old man is going into the fetal position. Brb

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Oh damn that's bad.

gaunt reef
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worst thing I've ever witnessed was when my cousin GODDAMN CHEATED in hopscotch and got away with it

limber fractal
undone moat
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(I THINK)

halcyon drum
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That makes it even worse.

gaunt reef
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and my mom didnt even take my side

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her own child

limber fractal
undone moat
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, IT DIDN'T COME OUT OF THE WASH

gaunt reef
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I was so mad I started to pack my clothes on a pole like they show in cartoons

limber fractal
limber fractal
limber fractal
gaunt reef
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yeah I guess I was about 7-8 years old but I remember it almost vividly

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I wonder if this is why I dont like pvp games

limber fractal
halcyon drum
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👍

limber fractal
undone moat
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EHAT ARE YOU

safe path
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Yep I absolutely hate fortnite, it was fun when I could do the pve but I am not paying for it when the pvp is free

undone moat
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actually thinking of it now that is the remnants of either honey or motor oil

safe path
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motorhoney

safe path
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its a real thing, brand name is seafoam

limber fractal
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Sea foam???

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Natani. What ya mean? Lol

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I gotta turn off this autocorrect. I am not enjoying it.

safe path
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... wtf

undone moat
safe path
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wrong paste lol

hallow isle
undone moat
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yeah, they call it jiffy lube for a reason

hallow isle
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Oh my

limber fractal
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I am seriously curious. how they came up with that name. sea foam. like why?

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you think jiffy lube sells sea foam?

undone moat
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probably because what comes out of the exhaust after putting it in your engine is reminiscent of seafoam?

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idk

safe path
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Yes Jiffy lube would

limber fractal
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oooh really? i didn't think / know about that...

undone moat
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I've only ever used seafoam once, and it makes your engine smoke like mad

safe path
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Sea Foam is why you gotta be careful about buying used cars

limber fractal
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sea foam coming out of the exhaust. ick.

undone moat
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supposed to burn all the excess carbon in your cylinders

safe path
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Because people can put it in the car and make it sound better than it really is

limber fractal
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yikes.

halcyon drum
safe path
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But it is good for your car too from what I was taught

undone moat
halcyon drum
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Ah?

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Can't be tea since it doesn't stain.

limber fractal
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our chat in off-topic can be so fun.

hallow isle
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The Sea Foam story began in the 1930s, when Fred Fandrei, a salesman in the petroleum industry, wanted to spend more time fishing than fixing his outboard motor because of fuel-related problems. With the goal of finding the perfect petroleum blend, Fred created a formula that would stop fuel from going bad and help his motor run better. The formula became quite popular among his fishing friends. He began selling it to local fishermen in beer bottles and quart jars, naming the formula “Sea Foam” after a friend in Florida called and asked for some of that “Sea Foam stuff.”

limber fractal
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lol

halcyon drum
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Not a beetroot stain either.

limber fractal
hallow isle
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It’s the story the company tells

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Who knows if it’s real

limber fractal
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lol

hallow isle
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I mean I’d just assume that the real story is in some way very racist given it’s nearly 100 years ago

limber fractal
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wait, i don't get the racist connection ConcernedBrow

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i stole that emoji from you btw.

halcyon drum
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Heresy.

limber fractal
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oooh that's right, i gotta check twitter, don't i?

hallow isle
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Maybe the guy stole the formula

halcyon drum
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You don't entirely have to now.

undone moat
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but fuckin uhhhhhhhhh

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shit what was I gonna say before I got distracted by seafoam

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gfd...

limber fractal
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yay! i saw the post!

undone moat
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I guess it wasn't important

limber fractal
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was afraid twitter wouldn't show it cuz sometimes the timeline gets horked and i miss out on some tweets.

undone moat
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

limber fractal
halcyon drum
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Pfft-

dusty magnet
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Ooohhhkay so you know how I said I might buy another gun

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Well one of my dream guns just came in...

undone moat
arctic eagle
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A gun

dusty magnet
safe path
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ak with skeleton stock?

rare mauve
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Hi woop

mint spear
dapper copper
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I have two guinea pigs called Percy and Pedro ^^

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Pedro is the pygmy capybara looking piggy and Percy is the black and white guinea pig.

undone moat
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my mom is in my apartment and I'm stressing out about it

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reeeee

hallow isle
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Why did you let her in

undone moat
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she had a key

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I'm not there

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also oh god I just connected my earbuds to my laptop and I can hear the interference around me

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aaaa

undone moat
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I need to change my security camera's batteries

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kind of a shame you can't plug them into a wall but eh

hallow isle
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You can, they just don’t last long

limber fractal
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that face! that hair! heart melting level: extreme

rare mauve
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My ship was spinning in hyperspace

limber fractal
limber fractal
rare mauve
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It was just spinning

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As if I was spinning it but no

dapper copper
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Pedro was, Percy however acts like a moody teenager. XD

"Floor time? Why? I was comfortable on the sofa..."

rare mauve
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Pls video load

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It was just spinning

hallow isle
dusty magnet
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Hey y'all, does anybody know if this is possibly scale rot? I'm a bit worried :/

safe path
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looks like it

dapper copper
safe path
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Yeah it most likely is based on the discoloration and being on the underside

dusty magnet
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Hmm :/

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Hopefully it's not

hallow isle
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I googled and it doesn’t look like other examples... that’s a really big area so idk

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Colour changes aren’t good though

dapper copper
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It could just be some funky pigmentation, though it is still best to get checked out just in case.

hallow isle
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Maybe get some closer pics and post it on snek Reddit

safe path
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Well not all scale rot looks the same

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Best thing, change out any substrate, clean the tank and stuff first

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I had a garter snake when I was younger that had similar issues

undone moat
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my mom is doing my dishes 😐

safe path
undone moat
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yep

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I asked her not to worry about it yet here we are

dapper copper
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Is the bedding damp anywhere the snek likes to chill? @dusty magnet

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Scale rot is usually caused by high humidity and damp bedding.

undone moat
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seeing people make videos about my old employer is fucking with me dude, it's so weird to see it gone

dapper copper
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Once the cause is dealt with, the snake should revert to normal in a shed or two without vet assistance, but if it gets scabby, flaky or becomes swollen and red, the snek will need a vet visit and likely prescribed antibiotics. @dusty magnet

undone moat
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like I was just in there a week ago or so and they actually looked on the up a bit

safe path
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wait they are all gone?

undone moat
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yep

dusty magnet
undone moat
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whole company went bankrupt

safe path
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woah, glad I went to the one in indy when I had the chance

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Its where I got my wifes case

undone moat
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they might not have been a very good retailer but I'm not gonna lie my time as a service tech there taught me more about the IT world than any book or class could've

dapper copper
safe path
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Hmm that means my store credit is gone I assume

dusty magnet
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McDonald's messed up my order and gave me an extra order of mcnuggets. This is epic.

eternal thorn
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Remember this place

safe path
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Yep

dusty magnet
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Nope

limber fractal
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beee so what's the conclusion with Brad? do you have a vet you can consult? what's worst case if it's what mentioned, scale rot? 🥺 sorry i caught up late

dusty magnet
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No conclusion yet. Also not sure about treatment.

ruby bay
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Who likes eating raw instant noodles?

limber fractal
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is there any snake vet in the area you can call?

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where did you get him? maybe they can help too?

dapper copper
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It looks like it could recover on it's own with a change in bedding, but it is still best to have an exotic vet on hand just in case it gets worse and he'll need antibiotics.

dusty magnet
limber fractal
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oh good!

tropic folio
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:c feel better Brad

limber fractal
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maybe ask them for vet contact info to have as backup?

dusty magnet
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He seems to be acting fine, and the dark spot on his tummy doesn't have a weird texture or anything, so I'm really not sure

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But yeah imma ask for vet info in case I need to see a vet

limber fractal
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i hope it's nothing. but good you're checking just in case.

dapper copper
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When my quail cracked his beak, I emailed the vets first with details and pics and then booked an appointment afterwards.

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Since Lockdown here made non-emergency trips not allowed x-x Thankfully they saw it as much as an emergency as I did.

fickle obsidian
# eternal thorn Remember this place

for some reason i have the strangest memory of some of their locations having big plug prongs on the top, like it was just a giant electrical plug

eternal thorn
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That was kinda Circuit City's thing really

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The plug

fickle obsidian
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oh?

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But were any of their buildings like that...To the searche!

eternal thorn
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Yea I even remember commercials about it taking that big red rectangle you saw in the image I posted being plugged into the ground

fickle obsidian
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Aah, that must be where the memory came from then

eternal thorn
fickle obsidian
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Can't find any photos of buildings made to resemble that tho

eternal thorn
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Like here, timestamped

fickle obsidian
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damn, huh

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I don't remember that commercial, but i imagine the memory must have come from something like that

eternal thorn
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You're probably just not a fossil like me

dusty magnet
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Imagine being a fossil

clever vessel
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what if our skeleton was just one dense bone that filled up our entire interiors

dim egret
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I forgot to watch the fucking pokemon thing and tiktok might have juwt spoiled it

safe path
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Well there is your problem. Tiktok

clever vessel
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answer the question, taco

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Taco

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hey

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Taco

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answer

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the

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question

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taco

dim egret
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What question

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Oh, idk

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But like

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If skeletons were real, would boner be a slur?

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Im in fucking tears

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Finally a remake of my fav gen

dim egret
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it looks so fucking good

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@mint spear

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Im in fucking tears

eternal thorn
covert pivot
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@mint geyser PELE is type of auto cannon ammunition, 20mm ones

PELE (Penetrator with Enhanced Lateral Effectiveness) rounds are a new type of ordnance developed by Rheinmetall

eternal thorn
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It looks pretty lacking if you ask me ||its my favorite gen too||

eternal thorn
dim egret
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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oh

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┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

safe path
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Sssssh I am finishing my presentation and this is distracting XD

clever vessel
dim egret
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i playing animal crossing

eternal thorn
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erminal

undone moat
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wine time.

undone moat
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funny, that looks like my therapist

limber fractal
undone moat
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wouldn't surprise me if it was either

safe path
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Alright Arcerinex now you may bug me. I just finished my project lol

safe path
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xD

limber fractal
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how did the project turn out @safe path?

safe path
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Not sure yet, have to wait for it to be graded lol

limber fractal
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i was trying to look through your image posts history and holy cow. i can't find it. PM_shocked

dim egret
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Rip my redbubble order

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Just straight up canceled itself

fickle obsidian
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whaddya tryin' to order

clever vessel
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cilantro hopefully

dusty magnet
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What is a redbubble

dim egret
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Stickers

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Also, whoever can guess first what im about to eat gets a free friend request

clever vessel
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lasagna

eternal thorn
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wat are you talking about

clever vessel
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bug her

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throw bugs at her

dim egret
#

@clever vessel wrong

undone moat
#

this idea was a mistake lmao

clever vessel
#

haha

#

hello new neighbors

thick stump
#

😮

clever vessel
#

😐

#

Adam help

undone moat
#

ouch.

clever vessel
#

lol

thick stump
#

👋

clever vessel
#

good times

thick stump
#

back to slaying foes

tropic folio
#

Oof

hallow isle
#

The stone stacking mini game fills me with rage :x

dim egret
#

Im eating tacos

tribal siren
#

Uhhh

#

Is anyone available to talk to for, like, advice

#

Potentially of the relationship sort

dim egret
#

Haha

#

Im terrible at that

#

But i am a good vent

tribal siren
#

You can't be worse than me haha

#

Could I vent

dusty magnet
#

Tacos is eating tacos

dusty magnet
tribal siren
#

So basically I found out someone had/ has a crush on me and that's never happened before. Like ever

dim egret
#

Hey @dusty magnet

tribal siren
#

And idk how to process it

dim egret
#

Id say, revel in the fact that out of billions of people, you are one of the lucky ones that gets crushed on

tribal siren
#

I guess it's just hard to grasp for me ahaha

#

Like I've never been that person. Do I talk to them?

hallow isle
#

It's either that or die alone

#

What have you got to lose?

tribal siren
#

That's the thing

#

They're very close friends with another friend of mine (whom I live with)

#

So idk if it'd be weird

hallow isle
#

Might be, might not be

#

Does it matter?

tribal siren
#

Guess I could just talk to my housemate about it and see

hallow isle
#

2 years time, the people you're living with atm are very unlikely to be featuring in your life

#

a relationship prospect might be

tribal siren
#

True, but in my house we have a very tight bond. Like, almost family like

hallow isle
#

everyone does

tribal siren
#

I guess it's worth a go

hallow isle
#

As long as they're well adjusted, you've got nothing to lose

dusty magnet
#

I mean what do you have to lose? I say go for it.

tribal siren
#

You're right. Nothing to lose

dusty magnet
#

:)

tribal siren
#

I'll see what happens I guess haha

cosmic blaze
#

Can I post nsfw?

#

Kinda late now

slim pier
#

never post

hallow isle
#

double ban

cosmic blaze
#

Aw man

#

It's the dude that did the thing

#

Twice

lucid granite
mint spear
#

@lucid granite unsolicited NSFW pics aren't very cool

lucid granite
#

😬

mint spear
#

cannot believe youd do this

dusty magnet
#

Well apparently I just bought a frog

dim egret
#

moon

#

where is moon

#

@eternal thorn tell moon i got Katt and Mott

mint spear
#

@dusty magnet what do you mean apparently

#

did you accidentally buy a frog

#

was this an unintentional result

clever vessel
#

you’ve never blacked out and bought a frog before?

mint spear
#

the dangers of alcohol

hallow isle
#

bought a frog then blacked out maybe

undone moat
#

e

mint spear
#

too many people black out and accidentally buy amphibians

#

Please #StopDrunkAmphibianPurchases

hallow isle
#

maybe it's brad's dinner

clever vessel
#

oh no

#

don’t do it bee

undone moat
#

huh?????

safe path
#

I bought out and bought a pizza once

fickle obsidian
#

damn nice

safe path
#

even better was it had pineapple on it

eternal thorn
undone moat
#

bee tiddies.

mint spear
#

I really want to show my frog tiddies sweat

limber fractal
limber fractal
undone moat
#

is that what I think it is orrrr

safe path
#

😄

mint spear
# undone moat I

I found frog tiddy sticker on etsy and its really cute. Tacos was asking for sticker suggestions.

limber fractal
#

holy fudge. wandawision PM_shocked

magic jay
#

hmm just asking, what are the files that constantly taking up hard disk/SSD space in daily basis? :/

distant sorrel
#

Show it 100%

mint spear
#

oops

#

Lag sent twice

tropic folio
#

/s that command doesn't work

silent wagon
#

Hawaiian pizza slaps, fite me

limber fractal
#

hawaiian pizza is amazeballs

tropic folio
#

Okay so pineapple by itself on pizza is a travesty

limber fractal
tropic folio
#

But add bacon, red peppers, and ham to it...and we might be getting somewhere

limber fractal
#

hawaiian pizza is ham (preferably good ham, ehm, canadian bacon) and pineapple on scrumptiously cheesy pizza nomness ablobdrool

#

i wouldn't mind red pepper on it tbh.

tropic folio
#

I finally got around to trying one of the "secret pizzas" that get ordered quite a bit at my store

limber fractal
#

i love spicy.

tropic folio
#

Pan pizza, Alfredo sauce, extra cheese, bacon, and premium chicken

#

I have one customer that insists its their "usual" like they expect me to remember every dickhead that orders

#

...it's a fucking great pizza tho

#

Like a handheld chicken Alfredo pasta

limber fractal
#

man, now i'm craving chicken alfredo pasta

#

also, btw, holy fuck. wandavision spoiler: || "you are, the scarlet witch!" and white vision! || PM_shocked

#

so good

#

today's episode, was, so good

dim egret
#

did you see the outfit in the mindstone?

tropic folio
#

AAAAAGH I'M NOT CURRENT WHY DO I CLICK SPOILER TEXT ON REFLEX

#

Oh well

silent wagon
#

Waiting to watch til tomorrow, I MUST BE STRONG AND RESIST SPOILERS

dusty magnet
hallow isle
#

it's all fun and games until he starts explaining about how the government has a secret basement in a pizza restaurant in DC

gaunt reef
#

the frog is gay?

dusty magnet
#

The frog is welcome to choose his sexuality freely

hallow isle
#

also his name is pepe

#

right?

#

right?

#

or kermit

#

or mr hops

dusty magnet
#

It's Doug.

#

Brad and doug

hallow isle
#

this is why I don't have any pets

#

I don't have anyone who would stop me from getting two cats and naming them Cat5e and Cat6a

safe path
wraith roostBOT
#

Natani#6977 You can't mute a user who has a role higher than your highest role in the role hierarchy unless you're the owner of the server.

safe path
gray peak
#

.give 10,000,000,000,000 bobux 662661323573821440

mint spear
#

I still like the original intent behind it but people actually take it seriously sometimes and it's aaaaa

mint spear
#

plus id likely get asked if I have put the cat in a box where there is an extreme risk of death

gray peak
#

50/50 odds isn’t extreme

#

So it’s humane and it’s ok to do

pliant fjordBOT
#

Astronomy pic of the day

Perseverance Landing Site from Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter

Explanation: Seen from orbit a day after a dramatic arrival on the martian surface, the Perseverance landing site is identified in this high-resolution view from the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter. The orbiter's camera image also reveals the location of the Mars 2020 mission descent stage, heat shield, and parachute and back shell that delivered Perseverance to the surface of Mars. Each annotated inset box spans 200 meters (650 feet) across the floor of Jezero Crater. Perseverance is located at the center of the pattern created by rocket exhaust as the descent stage hovered and lowered the rover to the surface. Following the sky crane maneuver, the descent stage itself flew away to crash at a safe distance from the rover, its final resting place indicated by a dark V-shaped debris pattern. Falling to the surface nearby after their separation in the landing sequence, heat shield, parachute and back shell locations are marked in the high-resolution image from Mars orbit.

distant sorrel
#

I have a problem

mint spear
#

Is it your pfp?

#

Jk jk

#

What is problem?

safe path
#

What's up Pentagram?

distant sorrel
#

I have been cursed

mint spear
#

Quite so

#

So what's the cure? Do you need to kiss a discord moderator to break the spell?

#

I hear Natani is giving out free kisses 😏

safe path
#

What

distant sorrel
#

If only that would cure my affliction

dusty magnet
#

I am giving out free kisses

#

Unrelated to the cure

distant sorrel
#

I must stand naked in a barrel of banana slugs underneath a full moon whilst simultaneously chanting the entire bee movie script from heart

mint spear
#

ok so the thing about schrodinger cat is that the cat is both dead and alive not because you don't know because 50/50 chance

#

ok it's about the copenhagen interpretation where they say yada yada stays in superposition until it interacts with external world

#

And so you interacting with it essentially kills the cat

#

But while it's in there it is just

#

superposition

safe path
mint spear
#

I don't like the copenhagen interpretation

#

The whole schrodinger's cat thing was meant as a response to the copenhagen stuff because it's stupid

#

it was like so according to your thing I can make this cat both dead and alive if I do this

#

And that don't make much sense

#

and then some people were actually like : "yes."

smoky blaze
#

Hey, is it sad that I'm listening to Hatsune Miku Right now?

gaunt reef
#

no?

fickle obsidian
#

would you prefer a yes?

mint spear
coral plover
#

Question: I randomly get friend invites from accounts that i have no common servers with and invariably they end up being spam accounts trying to get people to join their minecraft server....why? Are people making money from servers somehow? Do they get monetisation from drawing in more accounts or something?

silent wagon
dusty magnet
#

no fucking way

#

is that real

silent wagon
#

Yee

dusty magnet
#

fuck yes

#

oh man thats exciting

fickle obsidian
#

lmao

#

does district 10 imply it's just some other alien slum on Earth or...

silent wagon
#

Yep

#

He calls it District 10—not just because it makes logical sense, but because that was the name of the new immigrant colony the aliens were moved to

gaunt reef
#

What the fuck

eternal thorn
#

Last time I remember something taking 12 years to make

#

It didnt end well.

fickle obsidian
#

eh, he's been doing other junk instead, not working on and putting district 10 off, i think

silver mantle
#

Well making something after 12 years is also different from making something for 12 years

fickle obsidian
#

yup

tropic folio
#

wait

#

THERE'S A DISTRICT 9 SEQUEL HAPPENING!?

#

FUCK YES

silver mantle
#

Duke Nukem also kinda sucks in general ngl

tropic folio
#

facts

silver mantle
#

I remember being scared of the robots and attack helicopters in the first one

#

No not 3d

hallow isle
#

Supermarket has substituted bread with a bag of flour in my order facepalm

#

Looks like I'm going to mingle with the 'rona victims instead

tropic folio
#

lmao what kind of substitute is that

#

"yea you ordered a loaf of bread for pickup, make it yourself instead"

hallow isle
#

I mean at least they picked bread flour

#

but they're a few ingredients short

tropic folio
#

just get some yeast from the earth scrub lmao

#

/s

hallow isle
#

Oh finding yeast is the easy bit

#

scratches

tropic folio
#

bruh

hallow isle
#

😄

tropic folio
#

I was gonna make that joke but this is a good clean server

heavy vale
#

Is it self-rising flour?

hallow isle
#

No, strong flour

heavy vale
#

If so, you can bake it with beer and butter

#

Oh well

hallow isle
#

It's the right stuff it's just missing the yeast the baking tin

#

I mean I have all of those but I'm not making bread today, I'll be hungry

ruby bay
#

The most funny thing is listening to the Chinese Communist party perform Georgian songs in Chinese

mint spear
#

Ass

silver mantle
#

No

hallow isle
#

Ffffffffffff

#

Car is telling me a tyre has low pressure

#

Best not have a puncture, they only have 1000 miles on them, and it’s an AWD

civic ferry
#

I remember people being very meh about district 9

civic ferry
#

Because the air in tires compresses when cold and needs extra to reach the same pressure

hallow isle
#

Nope, I'm apparently in one that's surprised by nails D:

silver mantle
#

Someone decided to get contaminated with 1 hour left to my day uggggghhhh

#

Luckily its not my project so theoretically I may escape

civic ferry
hallow isle
#

I was kind of wishing it was the weather, but it'd lost 30% of its pressure overnight

quaint adder
#

I meant physically combined not mentally split @slim pier

slim pier
#

wait whats this about again

quaint adder
#

The male and female

#

U said u were Trans

#

Thats mental not physical

slim pier
#

er... okay

quaint adder
#

I meant was literally having person be combind half and half

#

Almost like

rocky sonnet
quaint adder
#

Cept oneside male the other female

heavy vale
#

I wish I could have missed not just the start of this conversation

slim pier
#

im really tired

quaint adder
# slim pier im really tired

I don’t care u aren’t half and half you’d probably have more energy from your male half i u were physically combined

#

Considering u said u were female

heavy vale
slim pier
#

i mean i know it's probably not your intention but this conversation is upsetting to me and i'd like you to like... not continue

quaint adder
#

True which js why i said probably

#

Oh ok

slim pier
#

if it was then you sure got me? but i mean, i like to see good in people so im gonna assume its just like, some misconceptions about the entire topic and going a little overboard with a weird joke

quaint adder
#

Uh…

slim pier
#

either way im not in a good place to talk about my identity with strangers on the World Wide Web so ill leave you to it

quaint adder
#

Ok 👌

hallow isle
#

No one has any tyres for me today

#

I tried offering them money and everything

slim pier
#

i have... only.. one!

#

☸️

#

check it out

gaunt reef
#

the heck did I read

#

some in depth analysis on DC villains?

slim pier
#

a weird joke that turned into a misunderstanding of transgenderism

gaunt reef
#

oh no

#

for some reason I'm craving a cheesy omelette for dinner

slim pier
#

very good

dim egret
#

hey

#

how the fuck does one get hardwood and iron in AC

#

im absolutely clueless right now

dapper copper
#

What kind of axe do you have?

thick stump
#

give it a good rub

dim egret
#

thats the problem

#

how the fuck do i get an axe

dapper copper
#

Have you got the recipie from Tom Nook after donating fish and bugs to him?

dim egret
#

didnt know i had to donate fish and bugs to him

dapper copper
#

It is on your second day in the game. ^^

dim egret
#

now he has a sea bass

dapper copper
#

^^
For the flimsy axe once you get the recipie, you'll need 5 branches and 1 stone.

dim egret
#

squid

undone bridge
#

the other day at archery practice we were shooting little dollar store stuffed animals for fun, and my arrow melted the polyester fur

clever vessel
#

ugh some of this slang twitch streamers use annoy the shit outa me

#

someone pronounced ‘W’ instead of just saying ‘win’

#

it’s easier to say win

#

stupid dumb guy!

#

i once had the desire to shoot arrows. sounds fun

mint spear
#

People says dubs instead of win as like a slang thing

clever vessel
#

hmm

#

DuBBADuBBA!

rare mauve
#

Du jv b F she

clever vessel
#

when i tell someone i want to go to the bathroom, i just yell “TOILET SMASH IN THE RANCH ROOM”

dim egret
#

Guys i have an idea

#

Lets all smash our fingers in a car door like i just did

mint spear
rugged roost
dim egret
#

Rip Synchrony bank for closing out millions of cards

#

@dapper copper how do i get iron ore now that i have more woods

dapper copper
dim egret
#

Ah

elfin badger
#

just mine it with a stone pickaxe

dim egret
#

Synchrony bank just closed 3 of my moms cards, and according to internet, its happening to just about everyone

heavy vale
#

Wait did they finally collapse? Not yet 😦

#

Did they say why they’re closing them? Found it.

rain belfry
#

how convert feed to matrix? ```Lua
local module = {}
local feedSqrt = 3
local feed = {
0,0,0,
0,1,0,
0,0,0
}
for x=1, feedSqrt do
module[x] = {}
for y=1,feedSqrt do
module[x][y] = feed[x % feedSqrt]
end
end
print(module)

return module

dim egret
#

Im doing a thing today

dusty magnet
#

What thing

dim egret
#

@dusty magnet

lucid granite
#

I uhh

#

Drank coffee

#

and now

#

everything is funny

tepid zodiac
#

Hehe funny noises

lucid granite
#

oh my gosh its' 3;33

#

that is awesome

#

im dying

clever vessel
#

no don’t

limber fractal
#

sorry i used reply instead of tag to discuss something totally unrelated.

clever vessel
#

oh yeah? i finished and then deleted. that’s pretty neat though they’re allowing that

#

Overall I think it was fun but needs a few touchups

slim pier
#

good evening folks

#

have a seal

clever vessel
#

thank you

slim pier
#

you're welcome. check out those eye spots...! this is a harp seal

mint spear
#

Hmmm

clever vessel
#

I love them

clever vessel
#

fuck the seal clubbers

#

where’s Inglorious Bastards part 2 where they switch from killing nazis to killing seal clubbers

civic ferry
limber fractal
clever vessel
#

ha

fickle obsidian
slim pier
#

see, i think that's far too exclusive

#

nazis, seal clubbers, and nazis who happen to be seal clubbers / vice versa

dim egret
#

Like, Ashley furniture, at home, stuff like that

#

@civic ferry

clever vessel
#

But did you know that every person who’s ever existed who’s club a seal is a Nazi

civic ferry
#

So yeah, interesting

#

I only have one credit card, so I didn't hear

clever vessel
#

42

#

0

civic ferry
#

?

clever vessel
#

I always look at my clock when it is 420

civic ferry
#

Oh

clever vessel
#

Time, I do not smoke weed

dusty magnet
#

What's the symbol from? It's sick as fuck!

#

That's awesome man. I love getting tats

dim egret
#

@dusty magnet i present to thee

#

Lord Drakkon

hallow isle
#

looks a lot like the white power ranger

dim egret
#

Hah

#

Thats funny

#

The briefest of explanations

#

Alternate Universe Green ranger that never turned good, killed rita, killed the white ranger from his universe since it wasnt himself that became white, stole his power, and continued to kill power rangers

#

Technically, he is the green ranger, Aka, Tommy Oliver, who was green, white, red, and black

slim pier
#

this is some star trek shit

dim egret
ruby bay
#

Anyone has paranoia fueled OCD?

civic ferry
#

Fun fact about drakkon ||he kinda reforms||

clever vessel
#

Beck should abandon the pop music bandwagon

civic ferry
#

Uh

#

The pop music bandwagon is back in 2005

clever vessel
#

Pop music is always now before and after

#

lol

#

Just depends on what’s popular now and what most popular artists produce for the masses sound meh

safe path
#

Well then, that was a fun walk. half mile or so roughly

#

not to much but going from not doing it to doing it was fun, especially because I almost got hit by idiot not paying attention at an intersection

clever vessel
#

this is accurate

#

i’m walking as wel

#

l

silent wagon
#

This is why you listen to dwarf power metal 😌

elfin badger
#

pop music died after the 80’s ended

clever vessel
#

lol

safe path
#

All I did was walk to get my car from wife's work and drive to get gas and pick up her a new mouse at bestbuy

#

And drop the car back off for her

clever vessel
#

Walking good for brain for legs and for many things

#

it’s underrated tbh

#

more people would feel happier if they walked

#

aight i’m done talking to myself

safe path
#

😛

sterile tartan
#

I just want spring to happen so the flooding is out of the way. And then I can go magnet fishing again. There'll be so much stuff

#

The couch next to me

dusty magnet
#

Aminals

#

Oh did I show y'all the frog I got last night

#

Wait I think I did

sterile tartan
#

I didn't see

ruby bay
#

Nitro costs as much as my internet connection

pseudo pecan
#

is here channel where i can post my art not connected to Nms?

dusty magnet
#

His name is Doug

ruby bay
#

I think he hates you

dusty magnet
#

Good.

safe path
#

or here sometimes lol

pseudo pecan
#

thanks.

#

i mean i want to talk about it right now

#

its in progress

ruby bay
#

Nitro is expensive

safe path
#

if its moving fast in here, it really goes in the other channel, if it is slow, here is okay generally

pseudo pecan
#

well

#

i even cant use link in'ere

#

wait

#

i can post it on other games and media

sterile tartan
#

Frog!!!!

#

Links won't embed til you're level 5 @pseudo pecan

pseudo pecan
#

ohh

#

it explains a lot right now

#

so do you want to talk about god?

dim egret
#

Hi natani

sterile tartan
sterile tartan
#

This is God

halcyon drum
#

And that's going to sting.

ruby bay
halcyon drum
#

Oh now now. It's nothing weird about it.

ruby bay
#

Nah it's just a bit spiky

halcyon drum
#

Fair enough. I can't remember which movie had this character.

ruby bay
#

That is a character?

halcyon drum
#

It's the lips of a character.

ruby bay
#

Ah

ruby bay
halcyon drum
#

Uh..

#

Isn't it the same overall everywhere?

ruby bay
#

Just interested

#

It might be cheaper for you

halcyon drum
#

Are we going monthly, yearly? Classic?

ruby bay
halcyon drum
#

$99.99

ruby bay
#

The fuck , nitro costs 99$ a month for you?

clever vessel
#

if that’s true, that’s an utter rip off

halcyon drum
#

*$9

#

Fsdgsdfh

#

I saw yearly.

#

lmfao

ruby bay
#

Ey yo bruh it costs 11$ for me wtf

halcyon drum
#

*$9.99

#

good lord.

ruby bay
#

It's supposed to be cheaper for me

clever vessel
#

imagine paying that to be on facebook or twitter

halcyon drum
clever vessel
#

should be cheaper

ruby bay
halcyon drum
#

Also the lips of this character is this guy.

ruby bay
#

Is that a kardashian precursor?

halcyon drum
#

It's from the movie "Rock and Rule".

#

He's based off of Mick Jagger.

ruby bay
#

Who is mick Jagger?

halcyon drum
#

He's a famous singer.

#

He was in The Rolling Stones.

ruby bay
#

Ah

#

Anyways , raw instant ramen is tasty

halcyon drum
#

The character's name is Mokiiligan Swagger, mostly known as Mok Swagger.

ruby bay
#

Ye

ruby bay
clever vessel
#

i occasionally enjoy raw ramen as a snack

ruby bay
clever vessel
#

cronch

ruby bay
#

Just grab one if you are hungry and are outside

#

Plus it's cheap

halcyon drum
#

It's the same time as it was previously when I spoke.

#

Albeit...

#

I'm up late because I'm still studying.

ruby bay
#

Well fuck , it is 4:03 am for me tho

ruby bay
halcyon drum
#

I am.

#

Just because I'm a teacher doesn't mean I'm all knowing.

#

I need to study things myself before I can properly teach and or convey them to my students.

ruby bay
#

Ay yo , don't hit me with that philosophy styled texts

halcyon drum
#

Lmao. That was a normal response with me. Nothing drastic as that.

clever vessel
#

teach and be teacheded. learn and be learnded

halcyon drum
#

^

#

Albeit, that's to be taught.

ruby bay
#

Learn and be learned?

halcyon drum
#

Rather than teacheded...

#

Wait.

ruby bay
#

I'm confused by that

halcyon drum
#

He's taking the piss out of me.

#

🤦‍♂️

clever vessel
#

teach him

halcyon drum
#

Alright. I'll explain what he meant.

#

"Teach and be taught, learn and be learnt" in this case, just because I'm a teacher doesn't mean I know everything and thus I am not invulnerable to being taught.

ruby bay
# clever vessel teach him

Mate it's my first year in uni , I don't need that extra stuff , I couldn't learn shit because of the online stuff and a lector that killed my motivation in seconds . I don't want to be taught philosophy now.

halcyon drum
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I mean, funny enough there isn't a big age difference between you and I.

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Considering the students I teach are my age and or older.

halcyon drum
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Alright fair enough.

silent wagon
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Philosophy was my favorite class in college cuz my professor was stoned off her gourd and had us watch movies like The Matrix and Minority Report gandalf

halcyon drum
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Lmao, that sounds blissful. Thankfully I'm not there yet.

clever vessel
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ugh. those classes were fun, but also sad and depressing

ruby bay
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Y'all are old

clever vessel
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thank you

halcyon drum
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^

silent wagon
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Nah fam, I'm 25 years young 😎

halcyon drum
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Aye, I'm turning 25 in May.

ruby bay
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That's old , y'all are half way to 50

halcyon drum
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

ruby bay
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How is being an adult treating you?

halcyon drum
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It's hard to say because it differs with people.

clever vessel
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time passes quick and you’ll be in our spot soon

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tomorrow

halcyon drum
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5 years is a blink of an eye.

ruby bay
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Are y'all in the beginning stages of a midlife crisis ? Are y'all realizing that your job is slowly sucking the life out of you without you knowing it ?

clever vessel
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lol

halcyon drum
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Not yet.

sterile tartan
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Midlife crises don't generally start til 40s

halcyon drum
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Talk to me when I reach 25.

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*35

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good lord I can't type today.

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Lack of sleep ftw.

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Ah screw it.

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I'll sleep because I can't get any better with this if I start losing my attention.

clever vessel
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sleep good

ruby bay
sterile tartan
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That's basically just being an adult. Stuff loses its appeal pretty fast

clever vessel
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that just means you like sitting in chairs

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i like chairs

ruby bay
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It means I have aged too much mentally

sterile tartan
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In one aspect maybe

clever vessel
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couches are nice

sterile tartan
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I'm gonna go play Minecraft blobmintokhand

clever vessel
ruby bay
sterile tartan
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Maybe later. Gonna play one of my modded worlds for now

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After checking something ... Ahah

ruby bay
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Okay spirit coffee

dim egret
mint spear
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Finished a sketch drawing thingy