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Fluffy Kait and Uzo
Also idiots at McDonald's only going in one line, I just skipped like 10 cars lol
It's a double drive through
I keep forgetting there's a difference between mods and admins
And I got dirty looks for it lol
THIS! 
Alright. That's that.
I sent my pictures, lol.
I got our gecko some freeze dried crickets, waxworms and meal worms. Kitties get toys and scratching post
do you microwave them before feeding
Yes
Now trying to get wifey some "fresh" food too before work
dont give her the crickets
I saw them! They look like paintings 
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My order took a whole 10 seconds to say lol
True. Admins here do moderate too.
Never. 
A sausage?
franky cant believe they even got mod
I know right??
Natani is wurst moderator. Oh wait, I thought that was Adam. 
Funny story, my ohone autocorrected worst to wurst because I hit i
well now I'm gonna relish on making puns
I love the autocorrection. I honestly thought it was intentional so I ran with it lol
Lmao. I'm thinking of sausage whenever I read/hear "wurst".
Because uh... it's literally the translation for it.
Idk why this place is going so slow only 2 cats in front of me now
And it's drive through only
Speaking of pets.
But yet I'm still not at pay window
guess they're being too pussyfooted about it
ohshit I need to post something still on twitter..
[INTENSE IT JOB MUSIC]
Did anyone see the weird f'ed up news about Lady Gaga's two french bulldogs (fuck, forget the breed) being stolen from the dog walker who was actually shot multiple times? This was in a "safe" neighborhood. 2020 is still doing a number on 2021 I guess.
Gunna Rick roll mcdonalds
It reminds me a little of the film 7 Psychopaths. I think that was the name. Although that was super dark humor. And the news story is super shitty.
Yes my car is dusty
Awww it's furry!
I like that tbh.
The idea of changing the connotation of something like the car being dusty, to it being furry. Or hairy. Or whatevz.
I have a kinda spicy irl story about dognapping
so this woman I know in my area owned a small cutie, forgot the breed now but it was still a pupper
Credit card machines down at McDonald's that's why they're having a long time
one day while her helper was walking it in the morning, a van came close and tried to steal the dog
helper tried his best to fend them off but he was hit in the back of his head with a bat
before he lost consciousness he managed to note the van's number plate
the local inspector was furious - he was a dog lover and they did everything they could to track the vehicle
Guys I kinda want to buy another gun
found it within a day and the dog was rescued but not safe and sound
they made cut marks on its paws so it couldnt run away while they had it in their possession
thankfully the good boi recovered quick from that
And it was at that moment when the angry 6'7 British lad would kill.
oh man the police beat their asses real hard
but man that helper was amazing, even when he nearly lost his bearings he managed to note the plate
if he hadnt then it would all be in vain
pupper was a little traumatized but recovered from it
Holy cow! Sohail! What a story. So glad it had a positive ending.
Yeah, f'n impressive tbh.
So glad the police took action too.
yeah the owner was feeling afraid of approaching the police thinking they'll be dismissive
Exactly. Cuz that's how it goes sometimes.
A specific gun or just a hankerinâ
Lady Gaga put up a $500k reward for the rescue of her pups. I'm pretty sure they tried stealing the 3rd pup but that one did get rescued.
there was another case of dognapping in my area but the story is much shorter - couple of dudes came from nowhere to steal a guy's German Shephard, based doggo bit one of them right in the babymaker
This is why I don't bother walking my dogs outside, for the reason that it'll be damn hard for me to walk all 3 my dogs.
other guy ran off
And hence why I keep them inside my yard/house.
Which is thankfully large enough for them.
well we didnt have much of an option besides avoiding empty areas, we generally stuck to this one stretch of road that has security every so often
man its already been over a year since he passed
crazy
It's so sad that a pet can be seen as a stealable object.
When a pet's like family to most of us.
Yeah well. That's humanity for you.
I mean, even if I lived in a farm, there's no f'n way I wouldn't make a connection with the farm animals as if they're family.
I had a grim reply to this but I feel weird actually typing that out
Ruger 10/22
It's okay. I mean, if it comes from the heart.
I grew up working around the farm, sadly there's a difference with certain types of animals, if I must be honest now, Red.
Oh I know.
I've seen farm people discuss it
How farm animals are seen differently.
Yeah. It's rather ironic speaking about it considering how my hemophobia started and my OCPD.
||"maybe not stealable 'object' as human trafficking also exists"||
I just know I can't be like that with any animal. Seeing it as just "food" with zero connection.
That is 100% accurate. I thought of it too. Humanity is quite the species.
Then you'll need to watch Babe. @limber fractal
Man, I wonder how many people remember that movie.
all this self awareness we got as a species only to throw it away for horrible shit like this
I vaguely remember Babe
Momma so proud!
they never use scratching posts
Googled. Has a lot of accessories.
I once helped a land owner kill a rooster. And he showed me how humane we can be with animals. Even when killing them as a source of food. It's all a matter of "how" we deal with our planet, with animals and humans alike.
You want to hear something scary regarding that?
So friggin cute!
I've heard tales of how the farmers have cut off the chicken's head to kill it.... Then uh... It ran off the table without the head.
Yeah. It's scary for us, but hilarious for some of them.
Simply because it's a common thing.
Which now that I think about it... It all depends on ones own perspective.
yeah there was a famous case regarding that
a headless chicken that lived for a few years
Wasn't that rooster a circus act?
It's natural for a dead chicken's body to "run off" as if it was alive, when it's actually not.
From what I remember?
oh just a year and a half
Iirc that chicken died from starvation.
I say circus act but yeah.
Clearly a botched job tbh.
Yeah, I know of that.
Children look away.
Lmfao
Oh would you look at that, that celebration is held within my Birth month.
Yeah, may wanna spoiler tag that one?
oh shit right
Cuz of the pic I mean.
I'm doing surprisingly well for someone with hemophobia.
I don't want anyone misunderstanding the image, out of context
So do you pass out when you see any kind of blood?
yeah I get it I just didnt immediately think of that
So I'll need to explain that.
ikr lmao
The irony.
My hemophobia has it so that in the start when it was... extremely bad.... I had panic attacks, anxiety attacks, vomiting, passing out, most of those things, and it doesn't matter if it's real, fake, anime, manga, cartoon or game related.
Gotta beat the phobia somehow
I got my phobia when I was what? Age 7? Give or take? And I've been busy treating it till now.
Holy fudge! That's fascinating! The part about it being "fake".
she was relieved when they announced we wouldnt be doing any animal dissections in our studies
Now I'm somewhat better, since I can handle it, if I know it's going to pop up.
but then we had a lab class to do simple blood tests of ourselves
that's when she told me about her problem
The phobia stems off because of the farm... Funny enough.
but still tried to brush it off, "eh I'll be fine its just a drop of blood"
That's so amazing that you've improved with it. I have a cousin with a different type of phobia who's also improved with it over time.
The sad thing is that my phobia also made it so that I developed OCPD.
when her turn came I pricked her and she fainted in a couple seconds
Holy fudge. So wait. She signed up for the program knowing she had this phobia? Lol
yep
So, the whole "cleanliness is next to godliness" falls perfectly with me because of how neat orientated I am.
Aww cuz you were a kid? Similar to my cousin with her phobia. Cuz of an incident as a kid.
I'll explain if you don't mind.
also that was my first time seeing someone actually faint
As to how I got it.
I had to work a turkey farm for thanksgiving season, I wont eat turkey now. It makes me vomit
at least she fell over me otherwise the hard tile floor would have hurt
So I was like 7 years old, I'm a city brat/snob, still am tbh, and I was visiting my uncle's farm, it was a pig farm. I had my favourite pig, named it and all, then one day as I was visiting it, I was told to not come out of the house. The brat that I am, did so, followed them with my favourite pig, ended up following them to the slaughter house, watched them kill my favourite pig, I ended up running away, didn't see where I was, fell in a pool of pigs blood.
So yeah, that's how I got that and my OCPD.
Shit ain't cute.
if that happened to me I would get it too
Well, the past is the past, I still eat meat, but I can't handle blood for the life of me.
But getting better.
Holy fudge! That'd def do it to a lot of kids. What a horrifying experience it had to have been for your developing brain, being so little.
I've never experienced any amount of blood loss more than a small wound so idk myself
I think back about it going; "Yeah serves you right for not listening you little shit", lol. But yeah, it's traumatic.
It all depends on your perspective I guess
which is very surprising considering the place I'm at was notorious for a LOT of vehicle accidents
I've never had issues with blood since I was a kid. I'm weird. So for me it's fascinating hearing others' contrasting experiences.
Eee..
I count that as a blessing
Okay I need to quickly take a break from this topic now. It's catching up to me.
these pants are stained 
PCman your post is extra cursed now
I saw a dead girl after a car accident, as a kid, and that stayed with me for a long long time. But never as a nightmare. Just the memory stuck with me. So I see how much more traumatic it can be for a child's brain.
Hoooo boy.
This old man is going into the fetal position. Brb
Oh damn that's bad.
worst thing I've ever witnessed was when my cousin GODDAMN CHEATED in hopscotch and got away with it
Lol you're so funny!
That makes it even worse.
Red ink?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, IT DIDN'T COME OUT OF THE WASH
I was so mad I started to pack my clothes on a pole like they show in cartoons
Awww! Lol
That's too cute tbh. You poor thing.
If it's wine, you can try white vinegar iirc.
yeah I guess I was about 7-8 years old but I remember it almost vividly
I wonder if this is why I dont like pvp games
No, I haven't checked. Will check in a minute!
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Could be. I like some PvP but I have my limits. I especially dislike battle royale though. That's just too triggering for me.
EHAT ARE YOU
Yep I absolutely hate fortnite, it was fun when I could do the pve but I am not paying for it when the pvp is free
actually thinking of it now that is the remnants of either honey or motor oil
motorhoney
So... lube?
its a real thing, brand name is seafoam
Sea foam???
Natani. What ya mean? Lol
I gotta turn off this autocorrect. I am not enjoying it.
... wtf
ew no, I at least have the decency to take my pants off for that
Check out the 3 most common uses for Sea Foam Motor Treatment. You might be surprised by how people use it most! Also a quick rundown on how it all started and how Sea Foam works...because #SeaFoamWorks!
wrong paste lol
You take your pants off at the jiffy lube?
yeah, they call it jiffy lube for a reason
Oh my
I am seriously curious. how they came up with that name. sea foam. like why?
you think jiffy lube sells sea foam?
probably because what comes out of the exhaust after putting it in your engine is reminiscent of seafoam?
idk
Yes Jiffy lube would
oooh really? i didn't think / know about that...
I've only ever used seafoam once, and it makes your engine smoke like mad
Sea Foam is why you gotta be careful about buying used cars
sea foam coming out of the exhaust. ick.
supposed to burn all the excess carbon in your cylinders
Because people can put it in the car and make it sound better than it really is
yikes.
That's a coffee stain.
But it is good for your car too from what I was taught
I don't drink coffee
our chat in off-topic can be so fun.
The Sea Foam story began in the 1930s, when Fred Fandrei, a salesman in the petroleum industry, wanted to spend more time fishing than fixing his outboard motor because of fuel-related problems. With the goal of finding the perfect petroleum blend, Fred created a formula that would stop fuel from going bad and help his motor run better. The formula became quite popular among his fishing friends. He began selling it to local fishermen in beer bottles and quart jars, naming the formula âSea Foamâ after a friend in Florida called and asked for some of that âSea Foam stuff.â
lol
Not a beetroot stain either.
Adam, is that the real story? lol
lol
I mean Iâd just assume that the real story is in some way very racist given itâs nearly 100 years ago
Heresy.
oooh that's right, i gotta check twitter, don't i?
Neither do I but I bet itâs there.
Maybe the guy stole the formula
You don't entirely have to now.
but fuckin uhhhhhhhhh
shit what was I gonna say before I got distracted by seafoam
gfd...
yay! i saw the post!
I guess it wasn't important
was afraid twitter wouldn't show it cuz sometimes the timeline gets horked and i miss out on some tweets.
ÂŻ_(ă)_/ÂŻ
yeah, that happens to me too. frustrating when it does happen. it'll come back if it is.
Pfft-
Ooohhhkay so you know how I said I might buy another gun
Well one of my dream guns just came in...
What is it?
A gun
ak with skeleton stock?
Hi woop
here i made a track to celebrate the rover landing https://youtu.be/LuT-jS-e0x4
Here is a dubstep track i made, hope you enjoy :)
I have two guinea pigs called Percy and Pedro ^^
Pedro is the pygmy capybara looking piggy and Percy is the black and white guinea pig.
Why did you let her in
she had a key
I'm not there
also oh god I just connected my earbuds to my laptop and I can hear the interference around me
aaaa
omg so cute!!! 
I need to change my security camera's batteries
kind of a shame you can't plug them into a wall but eh
You can, they just donât last long
They had fun zooming around. XP
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588044330921623552/814850995942326272/20210226_132630.jpg
Oop, link didn't copy XD
that face! that hair! heart melting level: extreme
My ship was spinning in hyperspace
they must be having a blast lol
uh oh...spinning out of control? 
Pedro was, Percy however acts like a moody teenager. XD
"Floor time? Why? I was comfortable on the sofa..."
Keep watching he gets it at the end
Hey y'all, does anybody know if this is possibly scale rot? I'm a bit worried :/
looks like it
It does look like it could be. ._.; But I am no expert.
Yeah it most likely is based on the discoloration and being on the underside
I googled and it doesnât look like other examples... thatâs a really big area so idk
Colour changes arenât good though
It could just be some funky pigmentation, though it is still best to get checked out just in case.
Maybe get some closer pics and post it on snek Reddit
Well not all scale rot looks the same
Best thing, change out any substrate, clean the tank and stuff first
I had a garter snake when I was younger that had similar issues
my mom is doing my dishes đ
she is mad x.x
Is the bedding damp anywhere the snek likes to chill? @dusty magnet
Scale rot is usually caused by high humidity and damp bedding.
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seeing people make videos about my old employer is fucking with me dude, it's so weird to see it gone
Once the cause is dealt with, the snake should revert to normal in a shed or two without vet assistance, but if it gets scabby, flaky or becomes swollen and red, the snek will need a vet visit and likely prescribed antibiotics. @dusty magnet
like I was just in there a week ago or so and they actually looked on the up a bit
wait they are all gone?
yep
It's a bit damp yeah. Should it be dry?
whole company went bankrupt
woah, glad I went to the one in indy when I had the chance
Its where I got my wifes case
they might not have been a very good retailer but I'm not gonna lie my time as a service tech there taught me more about the IT world than any book or class could've
Their bedding should be dry, with a large bowl they can soak in as well as a "humid hide" alongside their regular hide. ^^
A humid hide is like a regular one, but filled with damp moss inside.
Hmm that means my store credit is gone I assume
McDonald's messed up my order and gave me an extra order of mcnuggets. This is epic.
Gotcha okay. Thanks!
Remember this place
Yep
Nope
beee so what's the conclusion with Brad? do you have a vet you can consult? what's worst case if it's what mentioned, scale rot? 𼺠sorry i caught up late

No conclusion yet. Also not sure about treatment.
Who likes eating raw instant noodles?
is there any snake vet in the area you can call?
where did you get him? maybe they can help too?
It looks like it could recover on it's own with a change in bedding, but it is still best to have an exotic vet on hand just in case it gets worse and he'll need antibiotics.
I'll be taking him to the store I got him from to have them check it out
oh good!
:c feel better Brad
maybe ask them for vet contact info to have as backup?
He seems to be acting fine, and the dark spot on his tummy doesn't have a weird texture or anything, so I'm really not sure
But yeah imma ask for vet info in case I need to see a vet
i hope it's nothing. but good you're checking just in case.
When my quail cracked his beak, I emailed the vets first with details and pics and then booked an appointment afterwards.
Since Lockdown here made non-emergency trips not allowed x-x Thankfully they saw it as much as an emergency as I did.
for some reason i have the strangest memory of some of their locations having big plug prongs on the top, like it was just a giant electrical plug
Yea I even remember commercials about it taking that big red rectangle you saw in the image I posted being plugged into the ground
Aah, that must be where the memory came from then
This is a Circuit City commercial from the 1990s. I edited it and am posting it in honor of the return of the iconic electronics giant.
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Can't find any photos of buildings made to resemble that tho
Like here, timestamped
damn, huh
I don't remember that commercial, but i imagine the memory must have come from something like that
Imagine being a fossil
what if our skeleton was just one dense bone that filled up our entire interiors
I forgot to watch the fucking pokemon thing and tiktok might have juwt spoiled it
Well there is your problem. Tiktok
What question
Oh, idk
But like
If skeletons were real, would boner be a slur?
Im in fucking tears
Finally a remake of my fav gen

@mint geyser PELE is type of auto cannon ammunition, 20mm ones
PELE (Penetrator with Enhanced Lateral Effectiveness) rounds are a new type of ordnance developed by Rheinmetall
It looks pretty lacking if you ask me ||its my favorite gen too||
Well how can we see them if our eyes arent real
Sssssh I am finishing my presentation and this is distracting XD
thank you for the answer
i playing animal crossing
erminal
wine time.
funny, that looks like my therapist
that glass is so big, the gif was having a hard time loading 
wouldn't surprise me if it was either
Alright Arcerinex now you may bug me. I just finished my project lol
xD
Not sure yet, have to wait for it to be graded lol
haha
oh mannn, i thought it was a fun project at home...weren't you doing some electronic stuff or was that for school?
i was trying to look through your image posts history and holy cow. i can't find it. 
whaddya tryin' to order
cilantro hopefully
What is a redbubble
Stickers
Also, whoever can guess first what im about to eat gets a free friend request
lasagna
wot

wat are you talking about
@clever vessel wrong
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ouch.
lol
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good times
back to slaying foes
Oof
The stone stacking mini game fills me with rage :x
Im eating tacos
Uhhh
Is anyone available to talk to for, like, advice
Potentially of the relationship sort
Tacos is eating tacos
I suppose
So basically I found out someone had/ has a crush on me and that's never happened before. Like ever
Hey @dusty magnet
And idk how to process it
Id say, revel in the fact that out of billions of people, you are one of the lucky ones that gets crushed on
I guess it's just hard to grasp for me ahaha
Like I've never been that person. Do I talk to them?
That's the thing
They're very close friends with another friend of mine (whom I live with)
So idk if it'd be weird
Guess I could just talk to my housemate about it and see
2 years time, the people you're living with atm are very unlikely to be featuring in your life
a relationship prospect might be
True, but in my house we have a very tight bond. Like, almost family like
everyone does
I guess it's worth a go
As long as they're well adjusted, you've got nothing to lose
I mean what do you have to lose? I say go for it.
You're right. Nothing to lose
:)
I'll see what happens I guess haha
never post
double ban
I just sent your NSFW pic to my friends
@lucid granite unsolicited NSFW pics aren't very cool
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cannot believe youd do this
@dusty magnet what do you mean apparently
did you accidentally buy a frog
was this an unintentional result
youâve never blacked out and bought a frog before?
the dangers of alcohol
bought a frog then blacked out maybe
e
too many people black out and accidentally buy amphibians
Please #StopDrunkAmphibianPurchases
maybe it's brad's dinner
huh?????
I bought out and bought a pizza once
damn nice
even better was it had pineapple on it
bee tiddies.
I really want to show my frog tiddies 
i want hawaiian pizza now 

is that what I think it is orrrr
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I found frog tiddy sticker on etsy and its really cute. Tacos was asking for sticker suggestions.
holy fudge. wandawision 
I lowkey wanna see it ngl
I know!
hmm just asking, what are the files that constantly taking up hard disk/SSD space in daily basis? :/
Show it 100%
.unmod
/s that command doesn't work
Hawaiian pizza slaps, fite me
hawaiian pizza is amazeballs
Okay so pineapple by itself on pizza is a travesty

But add bacon, red peppers, and ham to it...and we might be getting somewhere
hawaiian pizza is ham (preferably good ham, ehm, canadian bacon) and pineapple on scrumptiously cheesy pizza nomness 
i wouldn't mind red pepper on it tbh.
I finally got around to trying one of the "secret pizzas" that get ordered quite a bit at my store
i love spicy.
ooh what is it?
Pan pizza, Alfredo sauce, extra cheese, bacon, and premium chicken
I have one customer that insists its their "usual" like they expect me to remember every dickhead that orders
...it's a fucking great pizza tho
Like a handheld chicken Alfredo pasta
man, now i'm craving chicken alfredo pasta
also, btw, holy fuck. wandavision spoiler: || "you are, the scarlet witch!" and white vision! || 
so good
today's episode, was, so good
did you see the outfit in the mindstone?
Waiting to watch til tomorrow, I MUST BE STRONG AND RESIST SPOILERS
Well I hadn't intended to buy him when I walked into the pet store but he was just too damn cute

it's all fun and games until he starts explaining about how the government has a secret basement in a pizza restaurant in DC
the frog is gay?
The frog is welcome to choose his sexuality freely
this is why I don't have any pets
I don't have anyone who would stop me from getting two cats and naming them Cat5e and Cat6a
.mute 183654431806586880 
Natani#6977 You can't mute a user who has a role higher than your highest role in the role hierarchy unless you're the owner of the server.

.give 10,000,000,000,000 bobux 662661323573821440
I'd name a cat schrodinger but tbh the entire schrodinger's cat joke is way overdone now
I still like the original intent behind it but people actually take it seriously sometimes and it's aaaaa
paging @tropic folio
plus id likely get asked if I have put the cat in a box where there is an extreme risk of death
Astronomy pic of the day
Perseverance Landing Site from Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter
Explanation: Seen from orbit a day after a dramatic arrival on the martian surface, the Perseverance landing site is identified in this high-resolution view from the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter. The orbiter's camera image also reveals the location of the Mars 2020 mission descent stage, heat shield, and parachute and back shell that delivered Perseverance to the surface of Mars. Each annotated inset box spans 200 meters (650 feet) across the floor of Jezero Crater. Perseverance is located at the center of the pattern created by rocket exhaust as the descent stage hovered and lowered the rover to the surface. Following the sky crane maneuver, the descent stage itself flew away to crash at a safe distance from the rover, its final resting place indicated by a dark V-shaped debris pattern. Falling to the surface nearby after their separation in the landing sequence, heat shield, parachute and back shell locations are marked in the high-resolution image from Mars orbit.
I have a problem
What's up Pentagram?
Quite so
So what's the cure? Do you need to kiss a discord moderator to break the spell?
I hear Natani is giving out free kisses đ
What
If only that would cure my affliction
I must stand naked in a barrel of banana slugs underneath a full moon whilst simultaneously chanting the entire bee movie script from heart
that's not...
ok so the thing about schrodinger cat is that the cat is both dead and alive not because you don't know because 50/50 chance
ok it's about the copenhagen interpretation where they say yada yada stays in superposition until it interacts with external world
And so you interacting with it essentially kills the cat
But while it's in there it is just
superposition
I don't like the copenhagen interpretation
The whole schrodinger's cat thing was meant as a response to the copenhagen stuff because it's stupid
it was like so according to your thing I can make this cat both dead and alive if I do this
And that don't make much sense
and then some people were actually like : "yes."
Hey, is it sad that I'm listening to Hatsune Miku Right now?
no?
would you prefer a yes?
Question: I randomly get friend invites from accounts that i have no common servers with and invariably they end up being spam accounts trying to get people to join their minecraft server....why? Are people making money from servers somehow? Do they get monetisation from drawing in more accounts or something?
Holy shit, only took 12 fuckin years
https://nerdist.com/article/district-9-sequel-writing-neill-blomkamp/
Yee
Yep
He calls it District 10ânot just because it makes logical sense, but because that was the name of the new immigrant colony the aliens were moved to
What the fuck
eh, he's been doing other junk instead, not working on and putting district 10 off, i think
Well making something after 12 years is also different from making something for 12 years
yup
Duke Nukem also kinda sucks in general ngl
facts
I remember being scared of the robots and attack helicopters in the first one
No not 3d
Supermarket has substituted bread with a bag of flour in my order facepalm
Looks like I'm going to mingle with the 'rona victims instead
lmao what kind of substitute is that
"yea you ordered a loaf of bread for pickup, make it yourself instead"
bruh
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I was gonna make that joke but this is a good clean server
Is it self-rising flour?
No, strong flour
It's the right stuff it's just missing the yeast the baking tin
I mean I have all of those but I'm not making bread today, I'll be hungry
The most funny thing is listening to the Chinese Communist party perform Georgian songs in Chinese
Ass
No
Ffffffffffff
Car is telling me a tyre has low pressure
Best not have a puncture, they only have 1000 miles on them, and itâs an AWD
I remember people being very meh about district 9
Are you in one of the areas that are surprised by ice?
Because the air in tires compresses when cold and needs extra to reach the same pressure
Nope, I'm apparently in one that's surprised by nails D:
Someone decided to get contaminated with 1 hour left to my day uggggghhhh
Luckily its not my project so theoretically I may escape
Oh no :-(.
I just thought of the cold, because every year when autumn comes tires start popping up low pressure alerts
I was kind of wishing it was the weather, but it'd lost 30% of its pressure overnight
I meant physically combined not mentally split @slim pier
wait whats this about again
er... okay

Cept oneside male the other female
I wish I could have missed not just the start of this conversation
im really tired
I donât care u arenât half and half youâd probably have more energy from your male half i u were physically combined
Considering u said u were female
So declarative, and so unsupported. It remains unknown whether it has physical aspects beyond the known mental quantities.
i mean i know it's probably not your intention but this conversation is upsetting to me and i'd like you to like... not continue
if it was then you sure got me? but i mean, i like to see good in people so im gonna assume its just like, some misconceptions about the entire topic and going a little overboard with a weird joke
UhâŚ
either way im not in a good place to talk about my identity with strangers on the World Wide Web so ill leave you to it
Ok đ
a weird joke that turned into a misunderstanding of transgenderism
very good
hey
how the fuck does one get hardwood and iron in AC
im absolutely clueless right now
What kind of axe do you have?
give it a good rub
Have you got the recipie from Tom Nook after donating fish and bugs to him?
didnt know i had to donate fish and bugs to him
It is on your second day in the game. ^^
now he has a sea bass
^^
For the flimsy axe once you get the recipie, you'll need 5 branches and 1 stone.
squid
the other day at archery practice we were shooting little dollar store stuffed animals for fun, and my arrow melted the polyester fur
ugh some of this slang twitch streamers use annoy the shit outa me
someone pronounced âWâ instead of just saying âwinâ
itâs easier to say win
stupid dumb guy!
i once had the desire to shoot arrows. sounds fun
People says dubs instead of win as like a slang thing
Du jv b F she
when i tell someone i want to go to the bathroom, i just yell âTOILET SMASH IN THE RANCH ROOMâ
ritual suicide
Rip Synchrony bank for closing out millions of cards
@dapper copper how do i get iron ore now that i have more woods
You whack a rock with either a shovel or your axe and hope it drops. ^^
Ah
just mine it with a stone pickaxe
What?
Synchrony bank just closed 3 of my moms cards, and according to internet, its happening to just about everyone
Wait did they finally collapse? Not yet đŚ
Did they say why theyâre closing them? Found it.
how convert feed to matrix? ```Lua
local module = {}
local feedSqrt = 3
local feed = {
0,0,0,
0,1,0,
0,0,0
}
for x=1, feedSqrt do
module[x] = {}
for y=1,feedSqrt do
module[x][y] = feed[x % feedSqrt]
end
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print(module)
return module
Im doing a thing today
What thing
Hehe funny noises
no donât
zug, i just heard you can get legendary loot in the outriders demo
you still playing?
sorry i used reply instead of tag to discuss something totally unrelated.
oh yeah? i finished and then deleted. thatâs pretty neat though theyâre allowing that
Overall I think it was fun but needs a few touchups
thank you
you're welcome. check out those eye spots...! this is a harp seal
Hmmm
I love them
fuck the seal clubbers
whereâs Inglorious Bastards part 2 where they switch from killing nazis to killing seal clubbers
Are they store cards? What's going on?
we need more inglorious bastards. tis true.
ha
mix'em together, killing nazi seal clubbers
see, i think that's far too exclusive
nazis, seal clubbers, and nazis who happen to be seal clubbers / vice versa
But did you know that every person whoâs ever existed whoâs club a seal is a Nazi
?
I always look at my clock when it is 420
Oh
Time, I do not smoke weed
YOOOOO
What's the symbol from? It's sick as fuck!
That's awesome man. I love getting tats
looks a lot like the white power ranger
Hah
Thats funny
The briefest of explanations
Alternate Universe Green ranger that never turned good, killed rita, killed the white ranger from his universe since it wasnt himself that became white, stole his power, and continued to kill power rangers
Technically, he is the green ranger, Aka, Tommy Oliver, who was green, white, red, and black
this is some star trek shit
Anyone has paranoia fueled OCD?
Fun fact about drakkon ||he kinda reforms||
Beck should abandon the pop music bandwagon
Pop music is always now before and after
lol
Just depends on whatâs popular now and what most popular artists produce for the masses sound meh
Well then, that was a fun walk. half mile or so roughly
not to much but going from not doing it to doing it was fun, especially because I almost got hit by idiot not paying attention at an intersection
This is why you listen to dwarf power metal đ
pop music died after the 80âs ended
lol
All I did was walk to get my car from wife's work and drive to get gas and pick up her a new mouse at bestbuy
And drop the car back off for her
Walking good for brain for legs and for many things
itâs underrated tbh
more people would feel happier if they walked
aight iâm done talking to myself
đ
I just want spring to happen so the flooding is out of the way. And then I can go magnet fishing again. There'll be so much stuff
The couch next to me
I didn't see
Nitro costs as much as my internet connection
is here channel where i can post my art not connected to Nms?
I think he hates you
Good.
#other-games đ
or here sometimes lol
Nitro is expensive
if its moving fast in here, it really goes in the other channel, if it is slow, here is okay generally
Hi natani

This is God
And that's going to sting.
The lips look weird
Oh now now. It's nothing weird about it.
Nah it's just a bit spiky
Fair enough. I can't remember which movie had this character.
That is a character?
It's the lips of a character.
Ah
Hey quick question how much does nitro cost for you?
Are we going monthly, yearly? Classic?
Monthly and not classic
$99.99
The fuck , nitro costs 99$ a month for you?
if thatâs true, thatâs an utter rip off
Ey yo bruh it costs 11$ for me wtf
It's supposed to be cheaper for me
imagine paying that to be on facebook or twitter
should be cheaper
Wait just converted , it's the same price
Is that a kardashian precursor?
Who is mick Jagger?
The character's name is Mokiiligan Swagger, mostly known as Mok Swagger.
Ye
You up late because it's the weekend?
i occasionally enjoy raw ramen as a snack
Very tasty
cronch
It's the same time as it was previously when I spoke.
Albeit...
I'm up late because I'm still studying.
Well fuck , it is 4:03 am for me tho
Aren't you a teacher?
I am.
Just because I'm a teacher doesn't mean I'm all knowing.
I need to study things myself before I can properly teach and or convey them to my students.
Ay yo , don't hit me with that philosophy styled texts
Lmao. That was a normal response with me. Nothing drastic as that.
teach and be teacheded. learn and be learnded
Learn and be learned?
I'm confused by that
teach him
Alright. I'll explain what he meant.
"Teach and be taught, learn and be learnt" in this case, just because I'm a teacher doesn't mean I know everything and thus I am not invulnerable to being taught.
Mate it's my first year in uni , I don't need that extra stuff , I couldn't learn shit because of the online stuff and a lector that killed my motivation in seconds . I don't want to be taught philosophy now.
I mean, funny enough there isn't a big age difference between you and I.
Considering the students I teach are my age and or older.
7 Years mate
Alright fair enough.
Philosophy was my favorite class in college cuz my professor was stoned off her gourd and had us watch movies like The Matrix and Minority Report 
Lmao, that sounds blissful. Thankfully I'm not there yet.
ugh. those classes were fun, but also sad and depressing
Y'all are old
thank you
^
Nah fam, I'm 25 years young đ
Aye, I'm turning 25 in May.
That's old , y'all are half way to 50
ÂŻ_(ă)_/ÂŻ
How is being an adult treating you?
It's hard to say because it differs with people.
5 years is a blink of an eye.
Are y'all in the beginning stages of a midlife crisis ? Are y'all realizing that your job is slowly sucking the life out of you without you knowing it ?
lol
Not yet.
Midlife crises don't generally start til 40s
Talk to me when I reach 25.
*35
good lord I can't type today.
Lack of sleep ftw.
Ah screw it.
I'll sleep because I can't get any better with this if I start losing my attention.
sleep good
It may start earlier depending how a person ages mentally ,I'm already at the stage where , when going to a lake I would sit on a chair and drink beer instead of having fun with the others
That's basically just being an adult. Stuff loses its appeal pretty fast
It means I have aged too much mentally
In one aspect maybe
couches are nice
I'm gonna go play Minecraft 

Play the snapshot and dig straight down
Maybe later. Gonna play one of my modded worlds for now
After checking something ... Ahah
Okay spirit coffee
Finished a sketch drawing thingy



