@clever vessel thoughts on this: cheerios + granola + strawberries
#off-topic-bond-james-bond
undone moat
clever vessel
strawberries, definitely. though it'd be strange to combine cheerios and granola
i'm sure it's good though
love granol
dusty magnet
Coffee time
civic ferry
My kid has a trampoline in his room, lol
lucid granite
ISN"T IT INTERESTING THAT HOLDING DOWN SHIFT MAKES TYPING NUMBERS (LIKE $%&) VERY DIFFICULT?
civic ferry
Then why did you type it
mint spear
😕
It's one of them situations where saying nothing at all would have been the better option.
Yet you decided not to use that option.
I hope your boy enjoys having a trampoline in his room Ghostcart.
clever vessel
Gives him something to burn a bit of hyperactivity off on
yeah
mint spear
Is he still using it?
I got my children a trampoline cause it was asked for and I fully expected it to be something they got bored of. Nope, they still use it at every opportunity.
I'd love to have a bounce but I'm far too heavy for that. 😛
civic ferry
He does, when he feels like it.
He's much more into messing with cords and plugs, currently
clever vessel
yeah...welcome back...Hex..... 
mint spear
I bought Kingdom Come Deliverance expecting it to be meh but it's actually great.
I can't stop playing. 😩
civic ferry
Nice! It's always nice to be pleasantly surprised by a game
clever vessel
i love those moments
where you're addicted and can't stop
because that rarely happens nowadays
civic ferry
I pulled out rune factory 4 remembering it being bland, but I'm having fun with it
Also why does the series have such crazy villagers? 
mint spear
What bait do you think would be used?
mint spear
Hmmmm. Pretty good.
clever vessel
pretty damn good.
command + W hides discord today i learned
oh wait it also closes internet tabs
civic ferry
Wear a mask
clever vessel
wait so you still have to do gym if you aren't going to school?
do you have to sweat on live cam
mint spear
Same for my children, they got to do a session of a workout trainer on the youtubes.
civic ferry
I used to bike with a heavy nylon facemask with copper coils You can exercise with a mask on if you need to.
mint spear
No thank you.
civic ferry
Mitochondria is the power plant of the cell
civic ferry
It's a shame they don't do Home Economics anymore
mint spear
Do you think money and taxes should be taught in school?
clever vessel
uh yes
mint spear
I find it so freaking bizarre that they aren't.
civic ferry
Teach kids to sew a button back on, bake cookies, do laundry... etc
clever vessel
that should override a lot of other things that are taught
civic ferry
Oh yeah, balancing a budget would be fantastic
That's what Home Ec. was.
Useful life skills
undone moat
i've considered running with my mask on since it's cold
it's not terrible - does make you dizzy after a while if you're mask is on tight though
undone moat
since you're basically breathing your own CO2 at that point
clever vessel
i think more attention should be put into figuring out what kids are REALLY interested in as early as possible, then setting them on a course that accomplishes that
civic ferry
If you're breathing your own air from a mask, you aren't pushing it through properly
clever vessel
hmm i should try that computer man
civic ferry
Yes it's more work, but hey, you're exercising
undone moat
I mean you could achieve the same effect with those air-restricting masks that people use to prep for high altitudes
clever vessel
VR headset
clever vessel
i hope that idea gets evolved further
undone moat
VR headset
vr exercise is actually great tho
clever vessel
because i'm mainly indoor biking now
yep i know, lotsa people have lost weight because of it
mint spear
Beat Saber is a daily routine for a friend of mine.
undone moat
play a couple rounds of beat saber on expert mode and you're fuckin set
that's what I've been doing, along with other VR games
clever vessel
yuh
civic ferry
I remember a dumb one where you're driving a rickshaw around collecting little dragons, lol
clever vessel
ultimately, i want the Omni/other VR walking/running devices to develop faster. would love to walk in NMS
undone moat
I kinda managed to get myself involved in a group that does combine roleplays in vrchat
heh
mint spear
Hell yes.
lucid granite
ultimately, i want the Omni/other VR walking/running devices to develop faster. ...
YES
undone moat
eh, once you get used to it it's not terrible
lucid granite
Your running speed in game would match your running speed irl
undone moat
though to each their own - what's easy for me can be impossible to someone else
brazen osprey
usain bolt plays nms
clever vessel
we'll get to a point where motion sickness will be completely eliminated
mint spear
I hope so cause it really funks me up.
clever vessel
you do kinda build a tolerance though
undone moat
^
clever vessel
if you play enough
brazen osprey
I have an absurd fear of heights
brazen osprey
ehhhhhh
civic ferry
Beat Saber is just modern Sweatin'
lucid granite
They can still be a bit freaky, but i never ran into trouble with it
civic ferry
clever vessel
Bear Saber
lucid granite
Beat Saber is awesome
clever vessel
bears with sabers?
undone moat
while SF is right you can still definitely feel that fear sometimes
lucid granite
while SF is right you can still definitely feel that fear sometimes
Yeah it's situational
civic ferry
What happened to beat shield or w/e it was called
clever vessel
eternal thorn
Thank you
lucid granite
That bear is a gamer
undone moat
though once you do fall you'll immediately realize "oh I'm still planted on the ground"
brazen osprey
did you edit that that quick
eternal thorn
Was trying to find something like that
brazen osprey
that was impressive
lucid granite
though once you do fall you'll immediately realize "oh I'm still planted on the ...
Might wanna close your eyes though for that motion sickness issue
brazen osprey
though once you do fall you'll immediately realize "oh I'm still planted on the ...
id do a hypnic jerk type thing and then just die
clever vessel
that was impressive
nah, google
brazen osprey
sad
clever vessel
google has many examples
undone moat
yeah motion sickness can be a killer, even with experienced users
fuckin
vrchat's really good at that, making me almost vomit at times
clever vessel
i think we talked about this a while back, but have you used a portable fan?
brazen osprey
when i fall id literally just scream and try and prepare myself to land but then realize im planted to the ground as i fall and hit my head off of a table
mint spear
Portable fan? How does this work?
lucid granite
Ever played Echo VR?
clever vessel
lol
lucid granite
That's an experience
undone moat
some avatars have seats mounted to certain parts of their hands, and when you get on that it makes even me sick, and I have hundreds of hours of vr experience under my belt
clever vessel
point fan at face, fan goo BRrrrrr rrr r r r r on to skin and it feel GUD
mint spear
Oh wow, very cool.
undone moat
I wanna pick up one of those index mods tbh
brazen osprey
i wish you could gift discord nitro from a phone
not from my phone
it blocks me from doing it
civic ferry
point fan at face, fan goo BRrrrrr rrr r r r r on to skin and it feel GUD
Reminds me of amusement park things like the alien attraction at disney
I know of a tennis athlete. Does that count?
clever vessel
I was too young to remember the alien attraction, but remember when they changed it to the Lilo and Stitch attraction
spare harbor
Big Willy to you 😛
Gah, thats wrong on so many levels
The woman is huge though. Amazing level of athletics when you consider the sport she is in. Given her muscularity.
undone moat
BIG LADY
clever vessel
l a r g e
spare harbor
I always think of Jordan, Joe Montana, Tiger Woods, Larry Bird, Fontaine when I think of athletes.
undone moat
fun fact: my bro was gonna be named Joe Montana
but it didn't happen for whatever reason
one of his middle names is Montana for that reason tho
civic ferry
Serina is also loud
Man
Apparently she does it to intimidate
Yeah. Tennis star don't break out into pop culture for positive reasons much
sly ether
I know a few famous tennis players but I'm also very into sports
dusty magnet
Hex is blue again!
civic ferry
True for most sports, I suppose.
When was the last lacrosse/track star to get popular?
sly ether
Usain Bolt
dusty magnet
True.
civic ferry
Usain Bolt
That was definitely not positive
sly ether
That was definitely not positive
Wym
civic ferry
Oh wait, wrong guy
sly ether
Lmao
undone moat
mostly football, baseball and basketball here
sly ether
Usain is insane
undone moat
I love the baseball stadium here, so much to explore
dusty magnet
Insane in the brain
civic ferry
Yeah, the guy that keeps winning the Boston marathon
sly ether
Oh yeah
civic ferry
Or kept?
undone moat
I got to check out some of the booths a while back
sly ether
I think hes Senegalese? Could be mistaken
dusty magnet
I got to check out some of the booths a while back
Did you eat the hot dogs
undone moat
Did you eat the hot dogs
of course
sly ether
Lol
dusty magnet
All I know is that I'm bad at sports
undone moat
I got to watch a game in one of the VIP lounges
dusty magnet
I got to watch a game in one of the VIP lounges
I've done that too. It's super fun
undone moat
nearly used one of those booths as a date but it didn't work out
undone moat
I mean realistically neither of us were really into baseball
dusty magnet
Correct. My whole tongue is in my mouth
undone moat
honestly I just was gonna do it because I had tickets
undone moat
and free tickets to a VIP lounge with free food? hell yeah
and free beer, but I wasn't old enough to buy alcohol at the time
well, not buy, they wouldn't serve me
you get the idea
ah, I miss being able to comfortably date people without thinking about my own safety...
eh, I'm not gonna risk getting sick
not when we're so close to a vaccine
mint spear
😔
undone moat
but yeah, I get what you mean
that was my strat when I dated
turn my brain off
did it make me stupid as fuck? yeah, but hey I made my dates laugh so it didn't matter
my parents say I'm antisocial but I'm really not, I'll talk if you need/want me to
I'm just lazy and can't really be bothered to go out
especially nowadays
silver mantle
goodnight everyone ❤️
mint spear
Goodnight Aethena.
clever vessel
gnight
undone moat
Good Morning.
safe path
"What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"
undone moat
"... Good morning."
mint spear
undone moat
door slams shut
mint spear
I hate that gif. It looks fake but it doesn't need to look fake.
I don't know why it does. 😤
lucid granite
It's so recognizable
mint spear
It looks like an AI made it.
gaunt reef
I was just mentally going through all the stuff I used to do as a kid and I realised that there was a specific site that influenced me a lot
it was a pokemon glitch showcase site
its been defunct for years but I found out the owner still uses instagram so I did the creepy thing by texting them 😅
thanking them for making that site and opening the floodgates for 5 year old me to the internet, the communities you can get on and that I didnt really feel like I was alone anymore
undone moat
heh, that reminds me of the website that specifically influenced me a lot, for better or for worse
tropic folio
undone moat
forum for a game, place was extremely toxic
surprised I didn't come out a worse person
mint spear
Still time yet my friend.
tropic folio
yea dealing with traffic in H-town every day I'm surprised I haven't been shot yet
because I drive with my window down and just shout "TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING HIGH BEAMS" at night to people that kill my night vision
undone moat
I just flash my beams at people and that does the trick
though the people that don't I'd love to just ram off the road
mint spear
I owned a Toyota Hilux and used to get people flashing their beams at me all the time.
undone moat
but thatd hurt me, and frankly I'd like to not be hurt
mint spear
THen I blasted my beams cause they weren't on right back at them.
Height was just perfect for blinding people.
mint spear
JFC
tropic folio
I called them cornea scorchers
mint spear
Festival spotlights.
mint spear
Xenon bulbs are super popular here but almost all are illegal.
Supposed to have a black backing on the headlights instead of the mirror with xenons.
undone moat
oh god FUCK xenon bulbs
tropic folio
yea but what cop is writing tickets for headlights
undone moat
fuck LED bulbs too
tropic folio
my LEDs are installed properly though >.>
mint spear
Properly installed and a DIY job is a HUGE difference.
tropic folio
oh I'm aware
tropic folio
Q.Q
mint spear
Hahaha
tropic folio
they aren't even HIDs
undone moat
you make my EYES HURT
tropic folio
like I can see my car's shadow when my lights are on if another car is behind me
mint spear
God dang
safe path
FUCK ME
mint spear
NO
tropic folio
WHY
safe path
God damn chair finally broke..
undone moat
I-I MEAN IF YOU INSIST
tropic folio
OOF
mint spear
Nice!
undone moat
I MEAN WHAT
safe path
and I don't have the money to fix it
mint spear
Use your wife.
safe path
Well I do but don't wanna put it on the CC
mint spear
_>
undone moat
become couch
mint spear
Dang, I innocently went to say about sitting on her Wife.
dim egret
i just
mint spear
But fuck, it can't be innocent.
mint spear
Then watch Pacific Rim 😤
dim egret
i need to change my headlights before i go to work so i can see the road when i come back home
safe path
I am really upset atm to be honest because I need a big girl chair because of my weight.. I really just need to lose weight again
dusty magnet
But fuck, it can't be innocent.
Butt fuck
undone moat
also wait wtf the new hilux looks great
mint spear
God dammit Bee.
undone moat
god damn chicken tax 😡
undone moat
like I know we have the tacoma but fucking hell I'd roll around in that
dusty magnet
It looks like a honda
undone moat
you look like a honda
mint spear
I had a 2012(?) model and it wouldn't fit in parking spots.
It was massively impractical for here.
undone moat
something like that'd be small for trucks here lmao
mint spear
Oh I believe it.
undone moat
I've always wanted to see european's reactions to getting in a suped-up F250
mint spear
It'd be like being passenger in a bus.
undone moat
actually no, not even
just an F150
something standard and common here
and just capture people's reactions to it
undone moat
oh yeah that's considered mid-size here lol
mint spear
We smoll. Hatchbacks and Coupes are super common for us.
Trucks just aren't sensible at all.
I got a Hilux cause I had an idea and it was just far too big. Like I said, parking spots I overhang and it didn't fit my driveway either.
undone moat
I think I've said it before but you guys get all the fun cars tbh
small, yet sporty stuff
mint spear
Easy to get above 40mpg with them kind of cars.
Fuel consumption is a big deciding factor for us.
undone moat
here in the US it's always go big or go home in terms of performance
mint spear
Some of the eco cars here with small 1.1 engines are pulling some serious 0-60mph. It is very impressive.
undone moat
oh yeah, engine tech's getting nuts now
little 3 cylinder engines out there winning races
mint spear
It also loops back to that whole long distance/short distance thing too. Long distance here is an hour and longer drive.
undone moat
to drive across this city without traffic can easily take you ~50 minutes
mint spear
200k mileage on an engine here would be ignored and classed as scrap.
undone moat
yeah, lots of start/stop cycles
mint spear
100k is a maybe depending on the brand.
safe path
WELL Its gunna cost me 350 for a chair but I can get one right now
mint spear
😔
undone moat
150k miles (241.401 km) is where cars usually start breaking down here
though again it really depends on the brand
for some cars, that's them just getting worn in
mint spear
Dunno if it's the same for you guys but Ford here is the budget brand. Cheap and easy replaceable parts.
They're very common.
undone moat
for us I think it's chevy/GMC/buick? I don't really do a lot of shopping around for parts myself nor have I really compared repair costs across brands so I can't really tell you there
I don't really know what I want to do for my next car tbh, I want to get rid of my colorado since it's breaking down on me
still can't believe the rear diff shredded itself at 20K miles...
less than 20K actually
should never happen that, ever
mint spear
I just sold a Nissan Leaf. I tried to be green and have an EV but it had repeat electrical problems. It got repaired and I sold it off right away.
I'm not sure what to get next but I very much doubt it'll be an EV.
20k is crazy for issues already.
undone moat
especially for issues of that caliber
mint spear
Is it not covered under some sort of warranty or has that mileage limit already passed?
undone moat
hell, my old truck, a 2004 yukon, has like 140k miles on it and has never had the diff fluid changed and its just now having issues like that
undone moat
Is it not covered under some sort of warranty or has that mileage limit already ...
it's covered by warranty but I sure as hell don't want to own it when that warranty goes poof
undone moat
I'm just struggling to make a choice atm
like I know I need a truck due to some job and life requirements but fucking hell do I just want a beater car that I can tinker around with
mint spear
Not possible to do both?
undone moat
nah not really
I don't have a garage in my apartment, and even if I wanted one I couldn't afford it
actually not true
mint spear
😕
undone moat
I could possibly afford it, though that + the price of the car + parts for whatever I need to fix, there's too many variables
too much risk involved
mint spear
Yeah that's fair.
I'm the sort of dickhead that would think about that after I bought.
undone moat
nah, I understand that, my bro is just like that
safe path
This is gunna bug me. I have to go down and see about upping my loan amount through my loan company so that way I'm not without cash
I mean I have like 450 in the account but I don't want to use it all for a fucking chair
undone moat
he likes to dream big, and often doesn't consider the consequences
whatever it is he's doing it's clearly working out for him though, dude managed to buy a house and still have enough left over to work on his car sooo
livin' that american dream I guess
mint spear
I struggle to speak of my achievements cause I only see people struggling around me and don't wanna piss them off. 😛
Kudos to him for succeeding.
undone moat
I struggle to speak of mine because I really don't see them as achievements
gray peak
I turned on all notifications for this serveer and the official apex legends server and now I can’t get to settings to turn it off because there is a bunch of notifications in the way
Oop
undone moat
like yeah I'm a certified tech, but does that really mean anything anymore?
mint spear
Sure it does.
undone moat
I mean not entirely, the A+ is kind of an easy test, it's just good at throwing words around and messing with your head
most people know the knowledge, they just get fucked up by the wording
mint spear
Certification of any sort is something worthy to be proud of.
undone moat
well I for sure wouldn't be proud to be a certified nazi, that's for sure
mint spear
I hate technicalities but yeah you right.
undone moat
I know you hate technicalities so I'm gonna go one layer deeper: being a certified nazi would mean I'd have to be willing to prove I am one, so by that logic I would be proud?
(Note: the above statement is a joke. I hate nazis and everything they stand for.)
mint spear
Hypothetically speaking.
undone moat
this is most disturbing
mint spear
But to swing back on the conversation.
I struggle to say "hey I achieved this" when I see folks as an example, saying how they're living paycheck to paycheck.
That's waaaay more important imo than the shit I achieve.
It's dumb really.
mint spear
Best I can do most of the time is just listen and respond if needed.
undone moat
exactly, like you want to do something more but you can't
that's the worst thing in the world sometimes
dusty magnet
I think I might go back to school 🤮
mint spear
What are you thinking of studying?
mint spear
Oh damn. That's real nice.
mint spear
Did you care much for what you was studying or just choose it for something to do?
dusty magnet
Oh I've wanted to be a pilot since I was like 8
mint spear
Then I think this time round you'll do great.
If it's something you actually want, it'll be motivating enough for you to do good.
dusty magnet
Hopefully. It's not a cheap degree
dusty magnet
Yeah that's true. They usually make around $100k/year plus insane benefits
mint spear
I hope you do choose to go back to school tbh.
dry bison
I would love to learn to pilot
mint spear
Working a job you actually want to be doing is super freeing.
dry bison
Do I need a drivers license before I can apply for a pilots license?
mint spear
Hey that's a great question.
dusty magnet
I don't know how to drive a car but I can fly a plane
undone moat
that is a perfectly valid situation tbh
mint spear
What a pickup line that would be.
dry bison
It would be an even manlier version of Jump in my car...
GET IN THA CHOPPA!
undone moat
I want to fly but I really couldn't be disciplined enough to go to school for it
dusty magnet
Fun fact: I giggle like a child every single time I'm either in an airport or on a plane
They're absolutely magical to me
mint spear
Kind of is magic if you think about it.
dry bison
No it's not. The more you think about it, the less magic it is.
It's magic if you don't
mint spear
I am NOT inviting you to my party.
dusty magnet
Hahahaha
dry bison
Don't think about the way she smells. Just remember the magic.
mint spear
A little over 100 years ago Human wasn't flying.
distant sorrel
Science can’t explain why planes fly
dry bison
Science isn't a person.
mint spear
In that short time frame we perfected it to enable us to visit any part of the planet in less than a day.
dusty magnet
Just emailed the program director at our local community college to ask him some questions.
distant sorrel
They fall with style
dry bison
Exactly
mint spear
Hell yes Bee.
dry bison
Wait....The questions don't matter? Just...Hell yes, to whatever questions?
He could've been asking really weird questions.
mint spear
"Do you enjoy wearing your hair in a perm?"
dry bison
"How many toe nails can you eat in one sitting?
brazen osprey
"How many minutes can you survive at chernobyl?"
mint spear
"How long would you need to drink gatorade before you turned blue?"
silent wagon
"How many minutes can you survive at chernobyl?"
brazen osprey
accurate
brazen osprey
"How long would you need to drink gatorade before you turned blue?"
how long is dependent on how fast you can drink 4 gallons of Gatorade
silent wagon
"How long would you need to drink gatorade before you turned blue?"
Does it work the same way flamingos do
brazen osprey
well
no
the Gatorade couldnt affect you color wise unless it changed your melanin/skin cells
youd need to die from drinking too much gatorade (ab 4 gallons(
mint spear
Well damn. There goes my plan for the weekend.
brazen osprey
and then from the lack of oxygen and everything else your body will eventually turn blue and rot away
silent wagon
That's a lot of piss
brazen osprey
probably like 2 gallons worth
silent wagon
Just continuously drink and piss
dry bison
That's not how pissing works
silent wagon
It works when you're drowning too
brazen osprey
i was going to say that but i figured we've all pissed before
fickle obsidian
you don't drink it, you fill your home with it, bask in it until you become blue
brazen osprey
Like i said
sterile tartan
My Great grandma was on a carrot juice diet at one point. Idk the details, but she was turning orange. If you eat/drink something long term it can change your color
Would probably need something in it that affects color
(Like the beta-carotene in carrots)
silent wagon
Aquaman doesn't breathe underwater, he just constantly pisses as he inhales water
brazen osprey
wheres the oxygen
dry bison
That explains the jet
mint spear
Oh so I can become orange but not blue?
silent wagon
wheres the oxygen
He's friendly with sea animals for a reason 
mint spear
What if we still had purple carrots, would I be able to be purple?
sterile tartan
We
Do. If you grow them
brazen osprey
just commit incest for 4 generatuons
Become the family from alabama that turned blue
mint spear
If I eat purple carrots I can become purple? Is this what you're saying to me?
sterile tartan
I dunno if anywhere sells purple carrots but you most definitely can grow them
Maybe
dry bison
My Great grandma was on a carrot juice diet at one point. Idk the details, but s...
carotenemia=Too much carotene in the blood
mint spear
Well nice.
fickle obsidian
Oh so I can become orange but not blue?
you can become blue if you chill in a freezer apartment
sterile tartan
Idk for sure if you would turn purple
sterile tartan
Who
mint spear
Who?
brazen osprey
spirit and the soul guy
mint spear
Oh lmao
fickle obsidian
ooh
mint spear
Hahahahaha
brazen osprey
what
mint spear
Good question.
brazen osprey
did i miss something
fickle obsidian
Hex were you thinking what I was?
sterile tartan
S0ul and I have been in a relationship for 6 years@brazen osprey
brazen osprey
christs sake
mint spear
Me and Leon are having a baby together.
dry bison
cyanemia makes you turn blue due to low oxygen in the blood.
brazen osprey
amazing
fickle obsidian
lmfao
brazen osprey
multiple couples
didnt expect that from similar vibes but i mean
whatever suits you all
fickle obsidian
||Hex is joking but there are multiple couples here||
sterile tartan
Hex and Leon are fucking with you
brazen osprey
i figured
dry bison
I'm simple. single.
mint spear
I know.
brazen osprey
scary*
fickle obsidian
Hex and Leon are fucking with you
wait i thought that was illegal
brazen osprey
mumbles youre like the person from earlier whos a fan artist
people who use correct grammar and punctuation on discord scare me
sterile tartan
Mumbles is an acquired taste. Metaphorically speaking
dry bison
Literally speaking, I taste like ass.
clever vessel
zoid married to zoid
sterile tartan
The dog just waited for me to invite him onto the couch. Usually he just climbs up and stomps all over me to get comfy. What happened
tropic folio
now I'm curious what my food is
brazen osprey
saffron
tropic folio
that's a spice
brazen osprey
its any taste
clever vessel
ur dog is too polite
tropic folio
accepted
mint spear
Thank you
brazen osprey
zug reminds me of a burnt cake
dry bison
So, am I ass now?
brazen osprey
you taste like an electrical plug
tropic folio
Steckdose
mint spear
Glucose.
brazen osprey
is that the name for it
dry bison
Feels like taste to me
dry bison
Now you're just trying to get under my covers
brazen osprey
nah
you genuinely taste like hot chocolate
like the swiss miss packet hot chocolate though
mint spear
Aight this is too weird for me now. Goodnight all.
dry bison
Who told this person my bodywash flavor?
brazen osprey
what
dry bison
😛
sterile tartan
Synesthesia is super fascinating to me
brazen osprey
i dont understand it
clever vessel
zug reminds me of a burnt cake
what the hell why am i a burnt cake to you
dry bison
Nobody. I was creeping out Hex
brazen osprey
idk you taste like burnt cake
mint spear
Dark Temptation - Lynx/Axe shower gel is chocolate.
I use it cause I'm a basic bitch.
heavy vale
Today I created the best jamba smoothie I’ve ever come up with life to date
brazen osprey
you taste like granny apples
mint spear
Lovin the color Hex.
safe path
NEW CHAIR WHO DIS
heavy vale
I SECOND THAT
brazen osprey
god too many people
dry bison
I read that as Jambalaya smoothie.
brazen osprey
@mint spear you taste like hot dogs
mint spear
Moon, you kinda prompted me if I'm being honest. So, thank you.
safe path
https://www.officedepot.com/a/products/248897/Realspace-Axton-Big-And-Tall-Bonded/ this is what I ended up spending 360 on god damn
brazen osprey
@safe path you taste like chicken parmesan
clever vessel
is that what a chair says when someone new sits on him/her?
sterile tartan
What food am I? 
heavy vale
I read that as Jambalaya smoothie.
Not yet, but beef stew was yesterday so
safe path
AND IT is SOOOOOOOOO COMFY
mint spear
What food am I? <:PanBulous:339698225126834176>
Strawberry jam
brazen osprey
i genuinely dont know what your taste is spirit
sterile tartan
Heh
safe path
Oh and the headrest moves up and down
dry bison
https://www.officedepot.com/a/products/248897/Realspace-Axton-Big-And-Tall-Bonde...
Thought you were getting a gamer chair
tropic folio
@safe path hook me up with your chair dealer because that was a super fast turnaround
safe path
Officedepot
tropic folio
oh
mint spear
I don't eat hotdogs 
flippin disgusting.
safe path
They sold me the floor model
brazen osprey
hotdogs are nasty
safe path
for a discount and 10% back
heavy vale
I am tall so I need about 130% of normal chair back
mint spear
There are no good hotdogs.
heavy vale
No idea how you manage at 10%
mint spear
sterile tartan
Okay I love the new undaunted color
I hadn't seen it on a name til now
safe path
Im just fat so I needed a big sturdy chair for now till I lose weight
safe path
The Realspace Axton Big And Tall High-Back Desk Chair blends comfort with sophistication, making it an ideal seating solution for the modern professional. The built-in lumbar support and waterfall cushion provide support and reduce stress on your legs, so you can stay fresh while taking conference calls, typing e-mails and holding meetings. The high-back desk chair's triple-layer memory foam cushioning and coil spring technology deliver the cushioning you crave, while the bonded leather upholstery offers a soft feel. It's easy to find the ideal position in this office chair with a headrest thanks to the adjustable headrest and seat height, tilt tension and tilt lock controls.
Weight capacity tested to support 500 lb.
Lumbar support.
Waterfall seat cushion.
High-back office chair with triple-layer memory foam cushioning and coil spring technology.
Bonded leather upholstery.
Adjustable headrest and seat height.
Tilt tension and tilt lock controls.
Smooth-rolling casters.
Meets and/or exceeds ANSI/BIFMA performance standards.
Assembly required.
Stylish bonded leather high-back chair in dark gray and chrome.
Holy shit
clever vessel
moon, that’s good you don’t eat hotdogs, thatd mean you were a cannibal
brazen osprey
I am tall so I need about 130% of normal chair back
this one
heavy vale
All my chairs are sturdy because I’m clumsy and trip into them sometimes
safe path
All I have to say is this is so fucking comfy
brazen osprey
moon, that’s good you don’t eat hotdogs, thatd mean you were a cannibal
sheesh
safe path
I thought more expensive was a sham, NO IT IS NOT
brazen osprey
burnt cake fits you well
mint spear
moon, that’s good you don’t eat hotdogs, thatd mean you were a cannibal
you calling me names
heavy vale
A sham is a chair accessory, not a chair
sterile tartan
Zug as burnt cake
Hey show them your Pikachu drawing
dry bison
More expensive chairs are like more expensive shirts. You don't appreciate them because they don't break apart in the wash.
sterile tartan
@clever vessel
clever vessel
mint spear
Zug
tropic folio
more expensive chairs are not like more expensive sunglasses, because I still have my chair
mint spear
that's amazing
tropic folio
dunked
fickle obsidian
more expensive chairs are *not* like more expensive sunglasses, because I still ...
hand over the chair now
tropic folio
no u
dry bison
That looks like Pikachu after having a stroke
tropic folio
fickle obsidian
you don't want this chair
sterile tartan
I like being mystery flavored
tropic folio
brazen osprey
and when they take a bite they realize its burnt as hell and throw it out
clever vessel
bland and dry
i don’t get you. you being rude?
safe path
The adjustable headrest is amazingf
brazen osprey
i don’t get you. you being rude?
absolutely not
safe path
and now I don't need to lower my desk XD
brazen osprey
thats just what your name tastes like
sterile tartan
I suggested Zug could make a creepier Pikachu that a statue I saw
He definitely did
brazen osprey
idk what you want me to do about that
fickle obsidian
i have yet to find a good chair
sterile tartan
Than*
dry bison
So don't think less of me, but I'm blanking here...What are those things that look like pancakes and serve the same purpose but have square pockets in them
sterile tartan
Waffles
safe path
So don't think less of me, but I'm blanking here...What are those things that lo...
waffles
fickle obsidian
The one I have atm wants me to sit back but I don't feel as comfortable sitting back
brazen osprey
the word waffle doesnt taste like a waffle
sterile tartan
I blank on random stuff like that a lot haha
safe path
Waffles...ffs I couldn't think of the word
Lego pancake
tropic folio
the only waffle word I use these days is ||twatwaffle||
sterile tartan
Gasp
brazen osprey
cockwaffle
tropic folio
thotwaffle
brazen osprey
thotwaffle im stealing that one
tropic folio
it's an instant classic tbh
safe path
Oh and I have 7 year warranty on it too
brazen osprey
😏
sterile tartan
Schrödinger's Marshmallow is more fun
tropic folio
character limit is a thing
brazen osprey
that tasted better than schrodingers marshmallow
sterile tartan
Damn
brazen osprey
the only word i know that tastes like it does in real life
is crouton
wait
and cheese
but cheese tastes like kraft slice cheese so
undone moat
PARKOUR TIME
brazen osprey
your name tastes like cheese puffs
heavy vale
That Axton looks gorgeous
I have a variation of that kind of chair with less padding and more mesh, but still just as tall, and it’s kept me out of back problems for a decade
I still slightly regret having a sofa instead of that chair for playing games
sterile tartan
your name tastes like cheese puffs
Which person?
undone moat
me.
brazen osprey
V1
sterile tartan
Ah
undone moat
O
brazen osprey
your actual username tastes of steak wrapped in bacon
undone moat
my name tastes like blood.
tropic folio
filet mignon
sterile tartan
I could change my name to "spirit of ??? flavor"
brazen osprey
do you have synesthesia to or something???
undone moat
Mankind is dead.
Blood is fuel.
Hell is full.
dusty magnet
My name taste like honey
heavy vale
@brazen osprey I don’t think they understood what you meant, and were joking in reply
brazen osprey
youre 14 and that is deep
brazen osprey
<@541848992338804737> I don’t think they understood what you meant, and were jok...
oh
undone moat
damb.
brazen osprey
My name taste like honey
no, your name tastes like a nice rack of ribs from a neighborhood barbeque i had last year
heavy vale
I sort of envy you letters-to-taste
sterile tartan
Mankind is dead.
Blood is fuel.
Hell is full.
That creepy game is infiltrating your brain
heavy vale
But I’m not entirely sure about that
brazen osprey
i dont understand
undone moat
That creepy game is infiltrating your brain
it's fun tho!!!
heavy vale
Well if your synaesthesia is words to flavors
fickle obsidian
Oh and I have 7 year warranty on it too
hand over the chair 👀
heavy vale
Lots of words are really bad
brazen osprey
yes
heavy vale
Like, poorly formed
dusty magnet
Oh word I've got synesthesia
heavy vale
Yep.
dusty magnet
But with colors
undone moat
it's actually become one of my favorite games really, really quickly
brazen osprey
ale tastes like shit
heavy vale
So I have a strange thought for you. Does kerning change the flavor?
brazen osprey
not actual shit but it literally tastes horrible
sterile tartan
The most common version of synesthesia seems to be words/numbers having color
brazen osprey
kerning?
heavy vale
Keming!
brazen osprey
what
sterile tartan
So seeing a different one is nice
brazen osprey
im not following
heavy vale
Excellent, one moment please
undone moat
A/V Ail
safe path
hand over the chair 👀
COME take it from my cold dead fingers bitch o3o
fickle obsidian
lol
safe path
❤️
heavy vale
@brazen osprey so that’s what I meant
heavy vale
Excellent!
brazen osprey
Why does it do that
heavy vale
You should research kerning more then
undone moat
COME take it from my cold dead fingers bitch o3o
I'm going to sit in your chair
safe path
That is okay, no stealing tho
brazen osprey
Is it because of the spacing of the letters or something?
heavy vale
I can’t explain in science terms why it does, but I get synaesthesia so I was hoping it would work for you
It is!
sterile tartan
Mild science experimentation
brazen osprey
Thats really weird
heavy vale
It means you can tune the spacing of letters like a chef tunes salt or spices in a dish
undone moat
I'm going to rip the beefiest fart in it
heavy vale
Cheers 🙂
brazen osprey
I CAN?
heavy vale
Yes!
clever vessel
beef toot
brazen osprey
god damnit that tastes the same
heavy vale
Well it’s equally distant spacing
heavy vale
🙂
heavy vale
@brazen osprey https://type.method.ac/
clever vessel
T
heavy vale
Discord has horrible kerning. VAVAVA
brazen osprey
that game is really weird
heavy vale
I bet
heavy vale
Nope, there’s actual ways
heavy vale
I can do them visually because I’m practiced at the type layout rules that drive kerning
undone moat
I don't get this conversation
heavy vale
I encourage you to work on learning more, using that game and maybe other reading, because if you’re unusually sensitive to letter spacing, you will be ungodly capable at doing it expressively 🙂
Also it’s nice to have some control over sense disruption stuff
brazen osprey
ill try it out
undone moat
rice time
brazen osprey
i think i found a new word i hate when i tried it though lol
wave except spaced out tastes like pure salt
heavy vale
On the theory that the field of study “page layout and typography” may be of interest to you — try taking a word and bolding or italicing or underlining one letter of it.
Maybe one of the letters is a flavor you’d like to highlight more of!
mint spear
heavy vale
Sorry hi I’m atoll and I study synesthesia and also communication
mint spear
sterile tartan
You're fine atoll lol
dry bison
Just popped in to read about beefy farts
sterile tartan
Cat stole my blanket
Given... I let him by making a "fort" for him
He's that lump
dry bison
That looks like the thrift face mask I posted on memes earlier
dusty magnet
You cannot convince me that soul is not trapped in that blanket fort
sterile tartan
dusty magnet
OMG SOUL TURNED INTO A CAT
sterile tartan
Thats a terrible pic sorry lol
heavy vale
It’s okay you’re a cat thumbs are a known problem
heavy vale
Wait is Spirit also Soul
sterile tartan
It looks nothing like that mask 
The rainbow zebra fabric looked really funny when it was spread out on the floor by itself btw
I don't have a pic but
Yeah
I should draw something
brazen osprey
ugh that tasted horrible
sterile tartan
My christmas lights were on downstairs
Juat one string
That you have to turn on with a button
They were on the 9th setting
No one here turned them on
I'm very confused
sterile tartan
Smh
distant sorrel
I was making a sandwich
sterile tartan
Tripped directly on the button nine times. How dare
In the bedroom?
sterile tartan
Tsk tsk
undone moat
time to go to my local memory dealer
sterile tartan
Wonder if I'll regret putting strawberry nesquick in hot cocoa
undone moat
that aounds like a bad idea
spare harbor
it mite just get overwhelmed
primal kelp
👀
sterile tartan
I dont like burning
sterile tartan
I found a drawing of someone's character I was doing a couple years ago. Idk why I never finished it but the sketch is neat
See
sterile tartan
mint spear
I can see another image in it
sterile tartan
Could be the one on the page underneath maybe
sterile tartan
Thank you 
Pffff theres just random levels of quality through this sketchbook
It's fun
clever vessel
i'd say that's normal
mint spear
You're normal.
clever vessel
no U
sterile tartan
This wasn't supposed to look like a warriors cover
mint spear
Oh! Did you read those too
mint spear
sterile tartan
Teeny octopus?
clever vessel
smo l
mint spear
oh I love
clever vessel
what about that rock
mint spear
Man I wish I had my old sketch books
sterile tartan
Oh thanks I worked really hard on that rock
mint spear
Thats a potato
safe path
this is fucking hilarious
sterile tartan
Found the Rick as a PowerPuff Girl...
The rick and morty rick
mint spear
safe path
Lawyer accidentally set zoom filter as a cat
clever vessel
ha that's pretty coo
thick stump
Some of these zoom fails have been hilarious
clever vessel
with that sharp Rick hair, he kinda looks light a special bullet projectile
sterile tartan
Haha
safe path
Oh?
thick stump
Better get your spam game on
dusty magnet
I can do it!
mint spear
safe path
NO Spam 😛
dusty magnet
Whattt
mint spear
Only Ham
dusty magnet
I would never
mint spear
talk bout ham
dusty magnet
Who's sam
mint spear
but
clever vessel
i am sam
thick stump
spam spam spam spam
mint spear
i unno
dusty magnet
Does Sam have ham jam
mint spear
Maybe
dusty magnet
Can you imagine gelatinous ham
clever vessel
yeah
mint spear
Ham jello is a thing
clever vessel
time to SWEAT
mint spear
have fun sweating
dusty magnet
Oh god is it actually?
clever vessel
yep. grab a shovel
sterile tartan
It's 100 not 99
hybrid jacinth
terse cargo
dry bison
this is fucking hilarious
"If a child used your computer, before you join a virtual hearing check the Zoom Video Options to be sure filters are off," he wrote. "This kitten just made a formal announcement on a case in the 394th." - Rod Ponton (cat man)
safe path
xD
dry bison
The judge in the case inspite of what the black background says gave permission to use the video stating
Media outlets, you may use the video. It was recorded during a virtual hearing in the 394th DC of TX, and released for educational purposes. It is crucial that this not be used to mock the lawyers, but instead to exemplify the legal community's dedication to the cause of justice.
sterile tartan
I forgot about this weird elf/orc cross
mint spear
He looks exhausted. Like his five Orc children won't settle down and one of them lit part of the house on fire again.
Either that or his wife is nagging at him.
sterile tartan
Maybe even both
clever vessel
both
mint spear
Did you finish your secret painting?
clever vessel
yyyyyyyyes
clever vessel
yes
Borderlands maybe
clever vessel
I wish I worked on borderlands
mint spear
I don't want to be a pest, Handsome jack just came to mind
clever vessel
great character
mint spear
yea
That's really neat tho, once its not a secret anymore you should reveal what art is yours in the mystery game
clever vessel
for sure. hopefully the game doesn’t take too long to finish. They’re working on a sort of demo build first
silent wagon
clever vessel
lol
mint spear
thats gotta be fake
clever vessel
maybe buttercup
sterile tartan
It's not fake. This isn't the first time It's been talked about
summer crow
First time for everything I guess...just nuked a Debian install accidentally
sterile tartan
dusty magnet
What you guys have snow??
sterile tartan
Yeah
dusty magnet
I'm jealous
sterile tartan
Come up here then
dusty magnet
We have forcasted snow for Thursday and Friday but I doubt it'll actually snow
sterile tartan
Easy fix
Move here
safe path
Someone say snow? Used my dash mount and voice commands to do this lol
sterile tartan
We don't have a lot but it's more than none
dry bison
Human pets the corpse of a dead bird.
I don't trust the internet to be truly wholesome
I disagree. My untrustiness got me a video.
So I win
safe path
XD
