#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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mint spear
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My order was around thirty dollars.

undone moat
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jfc

primal kelp
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😐

mint spear
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Thankfully I prefer to eat at home.

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I don't enjoy eating out.

undone moat
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I can usually feed myself for less than $10 at fast food joints

mint spear
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Sometimes a Seafood place is nice tho

primal kelp
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and arc just eats what u feed him i presume?

dusty magnet
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Oh man I want seafood now

mint spear
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I could give that man anything and tell him I made and he'll eat it.

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As long as I made it

dusty magnet
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"made" it

undone moat
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so you're conditioning arc to one day eat poison, gotcha

mint spear
undone moat
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nevermind.

primal kelp
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so he also prefers homemade by u over takeout

mint spear
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He's indifferent.

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His tastebuds are stupid.

primal kelp
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as long as his tummy gets filled

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👍

mint spear
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Like, he's so boring when he fixes his own stuff.

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ugh, thinking about how he handles food is just making my head hurt.

primal kelp
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lol

mint spear
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I have never let him cook for me.

primal kelp
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has he asked or tried

mint spear
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Kind of, he has offered but he knows I'm not interested. So its an empty question.

dry bison
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So his offer is more about the ask than the offer.

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"Want me to cook food you don't like? (Cook for me)"

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That's a clever trick to fool people into cooking for you

mint spear
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I'm picky. I need to the right temp and textures with food or I have no interest in eating.

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He doesn't need to trick me

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I'm always willing to make him food.

dry bison
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That's weird.

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"Hey, I'm upside down trying to clean gutters. Wanna make me food?"

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"Hey. I've fallen and I can't get up. I could use a sandwich"

mint spear
dry bison
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Always willing?

mint spear
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You're being silly.

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Yes.

primal kelp
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now i want to see what kinda meals arc makes lol

dry bison
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I'm just imagining all the crazy food scenarios

mint spear
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Because I'm not in those silly situations.

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He's pretty proud about some biscuits he made like 14 years ago

dry bison
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Car chase scene..."I could go for taco bell."
Winter pops into the frame..."Got it babe!"

mint spear
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Actually it was probably like 12 years ago

dry bison
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Next roleplay scenario for D&D

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You race down the stairs, eager to get to the phone before it stops ringing. Your pantleg snags on a nail as you step down from the top step. Roll for whether or not you fall down the stairs, your pant leg tears or your pants are torn completely off leaving you pantless on the phone

mint spear
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Actually I hate Taco Bell. So that would have been a no.

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I will make him food.

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But I'm 100% willing to say no to that kind of stuff.

dusty magnet
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I'm convinced taco Bell is some sort of money laundering scheme

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Like some international crime syndicate is running it or something

mint spear
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Their food was bad. And it has gotten even worse.

dry bison
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I have no idea why there's no competition for taco bell. They have such a low bar to beat but they're so wide spread....it's incredible, really

mint spear
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Wait until you learn about Chiquita bananas.

dusty magnet
dry bison
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Taco bell is the guac of taco restaurants.

mint spear
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Plus they keep accidentally putting onions in my food. I ordered food. Not puke.

dry bison
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Not to mention toe nails

mint spear
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Why you ordering toe nails with your tacos?

dusty magnet
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Hey guys pick a date in June

mint spear
dry bison
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It might be a florida thing

mint spear
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June 1st

dusty magnet
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I'm planning a trip and need a date for it

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Cool thanks

mint spear
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NP, anything for you Bee.

dry bison
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Anything?

dusty magnet
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...anything?

mint spear
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Yes

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Give him a kiss.

undone moat
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@mint spear I am going to cook food and put onions in it just to spite you

dusty magnet
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I need $1,000,000

undone moat
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jokes on you though I like suffering onions

mint spear
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I prefer red onion to white onion. Unsure why red isn't the default onion.

dry bison
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You can ask for $1,000,000 but you'll be getting it in Sovereign Bolivars

mint spear
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It's just overall a better onion.

fickle obsidian
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Well that's just, like, your onion, man

mint spear
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Spring onions are great when you want to just crunch.

dry bison
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$1,000,000 in sovereign bolivars is 64 cents USD

heavy vale
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If you had a fundraiser for farmers to auction off a giant vegetable statue, you could market it as "That's just your Hope Onion"

mint spear
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Hyper inflation gone wild.

dry bison
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Welcome to Venezuela

mint spear
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🥳

clever vessel
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thanks

mint spear
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I feel like the cheeks on that suggest he's sucking

fickle obsidian
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lol

dry bison
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Something wrong with sucking happiness?

mint spear
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Happiness is a wonderful Man.

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I'm not sure

primal kelp
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yeah ur taking it from the rest of us

dry bison
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Pffff, nobody believes you're happy

primal kelp
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bc... u sucked it

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i am now unhappy

clever vessel
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I suck in when I whistle

dry bison
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I can't whistle.

mint spear
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I can try

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but like i just make weird noises

clever vessel
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Blowing out is hard I cannot do it

primal kelp
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can u snap ur fingers

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can u roll ur r's

mint spear
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I didn't learn to whistle until my mid 20's.

clever vessel
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I suck in when I snap my fingers

primal kelp
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i practiced back in grade school to learn

mint spear
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I can make my tongue into clover shape

open bane
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i used to be able to whistle through my tongue if I curled it up

mint spear
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and I can flipflop my arm all over the place and make it look broken

dry bison
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When I try to whistle, I look like an adult going through the motions of learning to breathe for childbirth

mint spear
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I can make ladies sing with my tongue.

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🚪 🚶

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Goodbye

dry bison
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With threats of violence?

primal kelp
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didnt even need to show u the way out

clever vessel
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hex pelts them with cabbages

open bane
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i can make myself sing with my tongue, along with vocal chords

heavy vale
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i count three ways to whistle

mint spear
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Pelting them with cabbages is just polite tbh.

heavy vale
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there's theoretically two more i could learn but they're very loud so i avoid

primal kelp
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i cant whistle the loud way

mint spear
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I can hyperventilate

dry bison
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I can make a dog sing with food.

mint spear
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I can eat 3 meals a day.

fickle obsidian
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i can't snap my fingers, only pop

clever vessel
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I can ride my bike with four handlebars

heavy vale
mint spear
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I can triple and double snap my fingers.

dry bison
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Why do you have four handlebars? Have you forgotten the lyrics to the song?

dusty magnet
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I can quadruple snap my fingers

clever vessel
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Six if you have a cheeseburger waiting for me

mint spear
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Nice nice.

heavy vale
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"we got four handle-bars and a bike for one"?

mint spear
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I never got my pinky to snap but my other fingers do.

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Jealous of you Bee.

dry bison
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I rode a bike with no handlebars once, the front wheel turned and I sprained my wrist after being thrown over them.

mint spear
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...

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Well

heavy vale
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thrown over their spirit, anyways

clever vessel
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It sucks

mint spear
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full circle

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back to sucking

dry bison
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As a child with a sprain and no pain killers...it was an interesting time.

heavy vale
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am i the only person who's now humming at least five different song references from the past three pages of chat

clever vessel
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Bikes suck inward

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No I’m not humming

mint spear
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I actually enjoyed having a bike

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I would only ride it in circles tho cause i had no friends to visit

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😔

dry bison
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I'm expecting a new diss track from Eminem in the near future, putting some other rappers in the grave metaphorically.

mint spear
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plus we got creeps around here, probably would have been abducted

dry bison
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Shitty rappers are on the rampage again attacking his record with nonsense.

clever vessel
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That’s why you strap a sword to the front of your bike

mint spear
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yes

clever vessel
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Or like a lot of forks

clever vessel
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whoa

mint spear
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10/10 jousting, excellent form.

dry bison
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Genital Jousting is the worst game I've ever seen.

clever vessel
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Dislike that

mint spear
restive haven
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🇺🇲

clever vessel
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american

dry bison
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One thing I miss. Renaissance festivals.

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They were awesome.

restive haven
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@dry bison I actually bought that.

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@dry bison Since I started attending in 1997, I've never missed the largest in the US, which is local and yearly, the Maryland Ren Fest - tho was not held this year.

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Love Ren Fests

fickle obsidian
clever vessel
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ok

primal kelp
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a fest for me?

restive haven
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@dry bison ^^^^

lucid granite
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I don't think you pinged Malarky enough

silent wagon
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I have zero self control and bought a ten pack brick of SweetTart boxes for $5, lol

dry bison
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Christ

restive haven
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Was just responding -- I guess it rings the bell

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Hadn't thought about that

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Sry

lucid granite
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Lol

dry bison
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10 pack brick of sweet tarts...ugh

mint spear
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I forgot sweetarts existed.

dry bison
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I hate sweet tarts.

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Too sweet

mint spear
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At first I pictured Smarties, which are alright.

dry bison
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I tried eating sour patches once, but I look like I'm having an aneurysm, eating sour candy

restive haven
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I hate Sour Patch kids

lucid granite
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sour stuff seems sus

clever vessel
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Sour candy is not sour enough

mint spear
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I lost my taste for most candies. I just stick to basic Dark Choc now

restive haven
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85% dark FTW

mint spear
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Yeah

clever vessel
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Warheads were Weakened

fickle obsidian
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Warheads were decommissioned 💀

mint spear
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I wanna get a Jawbreaker

dry bison
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"Here's something you can consume with no nutritious value that will contort your face"
"GOOD IDEA!"

clever vessel
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good point!

dusty magnet
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Sour candy is candy

clever vessel
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naaasahjhhh

dusty magnet
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Fireball tastes like candy

clever vessel
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cinnamon

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Was it on here that I recently saw a fireball meme

fickle obsidian
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okay so hear me out...candy

mint spear
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I want a cinnamon roll.

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That's not....

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Get your french bread off my Cinnamon Roll

fickle obsidian
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wow food emojis are fuckin' lackin'

clever vessel
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that’s a nice bread

mint spear
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Store bought are all shit.

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Ya gotta make em.

clever vessel
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Have you ever seen one really large rolling down the hill

mint spear
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Cinnabon is alright

mint spear
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Nuh but you made me remember a dream

clever vessel
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nice

mint spear
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That involved a hill and city and a very giant women in a red dress.

mint spear
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She had some sort of vortex tornado thing coming out of her....

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Well anyways

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she was sucking up everything

dry bison
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Your dreams are kind of disturbing.

fickle obsidian
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no u

mint spear
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It's not like I asked for that dream.

clever vessel
mint spear
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leg

dry bison
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Gmr up here like.....shhh let her finish explaining the dream

silent wagon
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Big ol brick of em gandalf

mint spear
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Offer one to your pet moose.

silent wagon
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He's gone again, lol

mint spear
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Aww

mint spear
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what is that

clever vessel
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howls moving castle

mint spear
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oh I gotta watch that one

clever vessel
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yes

mint spear
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yes

dry bison
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Offer a pet moose to a pet moose

mint spear
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And get a baby moose

clever vessel
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cute bunny

clever vessel
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delicious

mint spear
clever vessel
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Did you know that bunnies are just peeps that came to life through dark magic

mint spear
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You reminded me that I need to eat live baby chick in order to join Temple of Shadows

clever vessel
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oh

silent wagon
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Lol. Pretty sure you need to eat more than one

mint spear
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Also to open a Demon door

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Yeah

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Five

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And 11 for the door

clever vessel
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Is this in real life and you guys are actually joining a cult or is this a video game

mint spear
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Fable

dry bison
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You know what I don't see enough of? Creative masks to address covid19. I want to see 3D printed silicone mouth masks

silent wagon
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Git gud and sacrifice a bunch of priests at the Temple of Scorm instead so you get the best bow in the game

mint spear
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I'm pretty sure I did that too. I played that game a lot.

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I'm eager for the new one.

dry bison
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Maybe you could buy a doll and cut the face off and make the mouth of the doll into a mask

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Would that be creepy?

silent wagon
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Fable reboot made by a competent studio 😍

clever vessel
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You know what’s depressing

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Fallout five won’t come out until the 2030s

mint spear
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I adore Fallout

clever vessel
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Oh wait

lucid granite
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2030s??

silent wagon
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I only liked Fallout 3, lol

clever vessel
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But we could get new Vegas 2 in the next five years

mint spear
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I want remasters

clever vessel
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It will happen

dry bison
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Why is it every fucking time I go to find a silicone mouth to use for a face mask, they're all sex toys? wtf perverts

clever vessel
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wtf

mint spear
dry bison
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All I want to do is wear a fake mouth over my mouth to creep people out.

clever vessel
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oh that Picture up above reminds me of a creature in attack on Titan

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season 3

silent wagon
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I've never understood the point of that show, lol

clever vessel
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It’s amazing

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Really good storytelling

mint spear
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No spoilers. I mean I'm all caught up, but yeah.

clever vessel
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my bad

silent wagon
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I got most of the way through s1 before deciding it's 2edgy4me and quit, lol

dry bison
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I lost interest in it when they started to eat people.

mint spear
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That's what made me interested

clever vessel
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I started watching it with English dub and then switched to Japanese and it was so much better

lucid granite
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Giant Creature: Eats someone
Malarky: yawn

dry bison
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It was like watching a cartoon version of The Walking Dead, but giant and cartoons and fewer

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and naked

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and castrated

clever vessel
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I gained entrance when they started to eat people

silent wagon
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It's like horrendously bloody NASCAR, but instead of the "AND THEY TAKE ANOTHER LEFT TURN!" meme it's "AND ANOTHER CHARACTER DIES FOR SHOCK VALUE!" 🤣

mint spear
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I hate naked stuff, but Attack on Titan doesn't bother me.

dry bison
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Interesting entrance exam

clever vessel
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There are no private parts

dry bison
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All parts are public

mint spear
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I wouldn't really call it shock value.

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Like its not meant to make you go "Oh god"
you should be expecting it I guess

clever vessel
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You have to put yourself into the world soul in order to understand

mint spear
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Yea

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I mean, everyone has their likes n dislikes.

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I hate Sword Art

clever vessel
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It’s really the only anime series I have watched besides anime films

silent wagon
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Bruh you ain't seen FMA Brotherhood?

clever vessel
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nope

silent wagon
mint spear
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I love FMA

clever vessel
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What does FMA stand for

silent wagon
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Fullmetal Alchemist

heavy vale
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Abe!!

clever vessel
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Oh yeah that is one I’d like to try

silent wagon
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FMA is on Netflix btw

mint spear
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Everyone needs to Watch Great Pretender and Violet Evergarden

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On netflix

silent wagon
silent hearth
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I've watch both FMAs

clever vessel
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Are those full movies or series

mint spear
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Series

clever vessel
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don’t know why i said full

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I don’t know of any half movies

silent hearth
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Well, it could have been OVA which is neither

clever vessel
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hmmmm?

silent hearth
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OVAs are like... things after the series has finished, but they have little things to put out

clever vessel
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ah

silent hearth
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Like Cat Planet Cuties OVA

clever vessel
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weird

silent hearth
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Lol, anime is weird in general

mint spear
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Also one thing to note about the Great Pretender. Don't turn it off because of the english at first. squinteyes It gets better, but I'm not gonna explain cause its a spoiler kind of. Like 100% The casting is great.

silent hearth
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Ah yes, English dubs

mint spear
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It's a solid English dub.

silent hearth
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Sometimes bad, sometimes good, sometimes better.

spare harbor
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Ok, just finished the current episode of expanse

silent hearth
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Oooo

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I have to catch up

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No spoilers 😛

spare harbor
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Frrrrrack, that looked painful in a couple places

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Oh trust me, I wont

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Its shaping up to be a very interesting season. The characters play a huge role, instead of the environment like last season

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I like how every seasons focus shifts

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its nice

silent hearth
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When it comes to Amazon streaming, I'm conflicted

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Do I want to stream the full 4K straight to my smart TV which is also my primary monitor? Or do I want to download the 4K rips?

spare harbor
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oooh, good question

silent wagon
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@spare harbor That whole episode hurt like a mfer

spare harbor
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I watch on my cellphone 😛

silent hearth
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Because my video card has one HDMI straight out to the TV

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One DP to HDMI that goes to my receiver, then to my second monitor

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So I end up losing both

mint spear
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My toes are cold.

silent hearth
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You have gout

mint spear
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oh noes

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Sounds like fish

silent hearth
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That's right. You'll go from toes to noes

mint spear
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Fish toes

silent hearth
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Exactly

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So because fish don't have toes, it's accurate.

mint spear
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What if they did

clever vessel
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Fish toes would be a delicacy

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Especially the abnormally large ones

silent hearth
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Then I would say "Hello Great 10^40 grandfather"

mint spear
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Really Discord

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its just fish nibbling toes

silent hearth
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Does it work if I do it?

mint spear
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I've done that with tadpoles

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It feels awesome

silent hearth
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Ah

clever vessel
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feet

mint spear
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Just mass swarm nibbling on your feet n legs

silent hearth
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In the summer, I should get a bunch of them and an inflatable pool and just let them go to town

clever vessel
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sounds like a good time

mint spear
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Only if you plan to raise them and keep em safe till they become frog people

silent hearth
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So long as they don't nip the tip, I'm fine

silent hearth
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Kek

clever vessel
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I think I would become scared if I was raising a frog person

mint spear
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you'd be a wonderful parent

barren nimbus
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@safe path made it so I can't post anything cool

clever vessel
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My two-year-old son can jump higher than I can

mint spear
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Why are you pinging Natani?

silent hearth
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I'm just remembering the monkey and the poor frog

safe path
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eh, what did I do?

clever vessel
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I’m surprised hello games havent added frogs into no man’s sky

mint spear
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The reason you are unable to post is because you haven't hit rank 5.

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You need to be Familiar.

clever vessel
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noob

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get good

silent hearth
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gud*

clever vessel
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whhops

barren nimbus
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I bother people for no reason. its kind of my thing

silent hearth
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"I'm just an asshole, it's kinda my thing"

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😛

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"Hey, I'm an Aries"

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There was someone who blamed their astrological sign for being a whore. Lol

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Her words, not mine.

clever vessel
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It’s stupid to think that so many people actually believe in astrological signs with their birthdate

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Sure you can start believing it and getting the idea into your head and start becoming it

safe path
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Half of the astrological signs are wrong anyways.

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Because it is based on the position of the moon at time of birth

clever vessel
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:/

safe path
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Which makes me a Taurus, not a Gemini

clever vessel
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gimini cricket

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limmony snicket

barren nimbus
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@silent hearth "username checks out" is the most common comment I get on reddit

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and I'm nice and stuff!

silent hearth
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Meanwhile, I just found a user profile that is 8 years old without a single post

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What a waste....

barren nimbus
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Last call of the day. Wish me luck!!

undone moat
dusty magnet
undone moat
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NO

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NOT DONE

dusty magnet
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WHY

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I WANT

undone moat
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TIME

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GOT TO COK

dusty magnet
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HURRY

fickle obsidian
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THEY COKING!

mint spear
undone moat
mint spear
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Was gonna say

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meat

fickle obsidian
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QUESTIONABLE MEATS

mint spear
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but i dont like the look of that meart

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...

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meart

fickle obsidian
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meART

mint spear
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Thats what it is

undone moat
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IT'S PRE COOKED

fickle obsidian
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m'eart!

mint spear
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Looks a lil prechewed

undone moat
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YOU LOOK PRECHEWED

fickle obsidian
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chewed by the mACHINE

mint spear
fickle obsidian
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big MACHINE BIRD CHEWIN' FOOD FOR US

mint spear
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Anyways it looks very nice Computerman. You did a good job.

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I am the proud

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Rice?

undone moat
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I don't have any

mint spear
undone moat
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also you were spared, my onions went bad

mint spear
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Ha.

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It was me

dusty magnet
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I'm going to only send Simpsons gifs from now on

undone moat
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I JUST REALIZED I DON'T HAVE SEASONING

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FUCK ASS

mint spear
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No ginger D:

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Soy Sauce?

barren nimbus
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Everyone should have salt, pepper, and cayenne pepper at the ready

mint spear
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Lil soy sauce n butter can work, some brown sugar

dusty magnet
barren nimbus
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That's....

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amazing

safe path
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Pfft Garlic powder is all you need

undone moat
barren nimbus
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Garlic powder is always welcome

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I had peanut butter cookies for dinner. Because lazy

mint spear
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I microwaved a fish stick

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just one

barren nimbus
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To eat? Or was it a project?

mint spear
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I ate it

undone moat
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IT TASTES LIKE... SOMETHING

mint spear
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add nature

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go outside

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and fold it in dirt

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consume

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Earth is best seasoning

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Actually

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Give it to nature

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Feed the wildlife

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You will be rewarded at night

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A visit from the Elk

undone moat
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oh god

silent hearth
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And that elk... is it gonna...?

undone moat
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this meat's texture is awful

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@mint spear you said this was prechewed and honestly I'm starting to believe it

tropic folio
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okay who's pre-chewing meat

mint spear
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I'm always right.

tropic folio
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because I'm concerned

mint spear
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It was me

silent hearth
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Dio

mint spear
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Dio sucks

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Worst Jojo villain

silent hearth
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Much better as a singer

undone moat
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE

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FUCK IT

silent hearth
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He was justified in his anger

barren nimbus
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Bill O quote

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NICE!

silent hearth
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They were showing shit on the teleprompter which was meant for the feed control room

barren nimbus
#

like...horse feed?

#

Hay and stuff?

#

Do you all want to know what kind of jerk I am in real life?

mint spear
barren nimbus
#

I got pulled off my normal job to be a recruiter. I like recruiting more than my normal job, so I asked if it could be permanent. They said not a chance.

#

So I decided to be the top recruiter, so there is no way they can transfer me back. Like. I'm carrying the whole team. And I know my boss knows why I'm doing it 🙂

mint spear
safe path
#

Lets see how many people are from the USA here..

#

Bill Nye the science guy!

undone moat
#

not me

barren nimbus
#

ban *.ca?

mint spear
#

Recent jerk thing I've done is call my cat fat.

#

Cause he is fat.

barren nimbus
#

My dog is also fat!

undone moat
#

I just laughed at someone for owning a lawn

mint spear
#

I told him he need to not be fat and he just merroooo at me and stomp for food.

#

Lawns are neat

#

you can plant plants

#

I enjoy nature

barren nimbus
#

I have to wear a headset on calls because my fat dog snores so loud someone once tried to call me out for being asleep

mint spear
#

I can't afford a lawn

safe path
#

I cant afford life v,v no joke

terse cargo
#

lawn is a premium good

undone moat
barren nimbus
#

I want a cement lawn like they have in Arizona

fickle obsidian
#

or in pots around the house

mint spear
barren nimbus
#

Plant a vine too?

mint spear
#

There's a 95% chance if I owned a balcony I'd try to climb on the outside of it

undone moat
mint spear
#

Oh right. Magic plants.

fickle obsidian
#

yeah

silent hearth
#

Lol

mint spear
#

Cause like those exist.

tropic folio
#

they do

#

in D&D

#

just sayin'

silent hearth
#

I lived in a place with a balcony and I did just that

mint spear
#

Nah too expensive to feed. People aren't cheap.

#

plus all the blood

silent hearth
#

I could transfer over to the one belonging to the apartment next to me

undone moat
mint spear
#

I like weeds

safe path
#

Me too

silent hearth
#

Fuck weeds

#

Especially Japanese Knot Weed

undone moat
tropic folio
#

that

#

is honestly impressive

undone moat
#

I just realized it's almost Feburary and I still have my christmas tree up computerface

barren nimbus
#

Is it a magic Christmas tree?

undone moat
#

no it's fucking STUPID

fickle obsidian
undone moat
#

it's fucking STUPID

safe path
#

o.o

#

Woah, language! /s

latent yarrow
#

is this where we can talk while being drunk as fuck?

safe path
#

Technically yes.. but rules still apply lol

latent yarrow
#

yeah well someone wants to chocke me with their elephant thrunk in #no-mans-sky soo

#

i guess i seen worse already

safe path
#

wait what?

latent yarrow
#

im not joking lol

#

like wtf

#

i mean i dont mind but

#

that weird as fuck

whole ruin
#

woah what's going on over here

limber fractal
#

The elephant in the room flushedOMG

latent yarrow
#

LMAO

whole ruin
#

jeez

latent yarrow
#

we are getting into elephant gang

tropic folio
#

o.o

latent yarrow
#

oh shit this walk

tropic folio
#

Red where do you find these things lmao

latent yarrow
#

the generic seductive walk

tropic folio
#

that elephant's got drip

latent yarrow
#

or wet?

dusty magnet
#

AAAAHHHH fluffy changed his pfp

tropic folio
#

yee

#

might change it to a selfie just so I can get in on the "where you from" DMs

dusty magnet
#

I don't think I've ever seen you with a different pfp

#

You've always had the same one since I've been here... I think

limber fractal
#

Wow. Really? That's impressive.

safe path
#

So totally just made my entire DnD party groan

latent yarrow
#

@tropic folio lol in ur profile description admin on NMS discord

#

EZ for flirt

tropic folio
#

I would like to thank @ripe jackal for the incredible amount of time I ran the Rammoose pfp, as he hand drew that one

latent yarrow
#

😎

tropic folio
#

incorrect

ripe jackal
#

Dad with it

latent yarrow
#

sad that its for a game that got shit on.....

tropic folio
#

Dad has retired the Rammoose pfp, but I appreciate the work you put into it ❤️

safe path
#

I ended up getting a Nat 20 and a 15 to hit, Chopped the enemies head clean off. Rolled a 13 to catch the head, which I did. And as I caught it I said "Huh, so thats how you get a head in life"

tropic folio
#

beautiful

ripe jackal
#

It lived a long time

latent yarrow
#

im confused as fucked lol

tropic folio
#

it lives on in my HDD

safe path
#

Entire party just fucking groaned lol

ripe jackal
#

Longer then expected

tropic folio
#

@safe path we ran into a chamber of Urns on Sunday's stream, and my dumb ass chimes in with "are they urns, or chamber pots"

safe path
#

xD

#

I'm also having to play two characters, mine and @unkempt seal because she is at work

latent yarrow
#

damn the weather here was so shit here

#

i lost power for a few sec

safe path
#

Battery backup for the win

latent yarrow
#

hard for a full hous

safe path
#

Oh, I just do it for my PC and Clair has one for hers too

fickle obsidian
#

ever think to yourself, "Did I read the readme or am I a criminal?" lol

safe path
dusty magnet
#

Tell Ryder I'd die for him

safe path
#

He completely ignored me talking to him

#

He always sits on my chair like this with me and will stay as long as I do

#

Gotta be careful though because he has tried to chase the pointer as I move it and smacked my monitor before

safe path
#

I wanna do a DnD campaign of "National Treasure"

tropic folio
#

"I'm gonna steal the Scroll of Summon Terrasque"

safe path
#

My party doesn't know that my Paladin multiclasses into warlock because it fits her background story

#

This is about to get real fun

fickle obsidian
#

🤔 not sure i'll ever understand D&D, lol

whole ruin
#

anyone got any good series to watch while in quarantine?

tropic folio
#

BOFURI

safe path
#

Chaotic Evil Paladin OathBreaker+The Great Old One Warlock

tropic folio
#

sees Chaotic Evil

safe path
#

And she follows a Old ass Red Dragon

tropic folio
#

oh no

whole ruin
#

did i interrupt something?

safe path
#

Basically her background is, get rid of the powers that threat her masters rule

#

and she is only slightly a dick to others, so not like super evil

whole ruin
#

slowly exits room

tropic folio
#

nah Mimbo I suggested BOFURI

#

but it's an anime

#

a great anime

civic ferry
wintry sequoia
#

hmm schrod🔔 and ⭐nomaly are both online? i thought they were the same person thonk

#

never seen them both be online before

steep pagoda
#

Oops left both my accounts online by accident

safe path
#

.>

wintry sequoia
#

exposed

tropic folio
#

lmao

safe path
#

YUS Finally my pfp is done

wintry sequoia
#

ooooh pretty

#

you drew that?

safe path
#

The artist worked hard on it I am sure, it's been like month and a half since she started it

#

Nah not me lol

wintry sequoia
#

now 2 mods have changed thier pfp

#

who is the next mod to cange

safe path
#

Yeah I been waiting to for a while now lol

wintry sequoia
#

*h

sterile tartan
#

The artist did really well with the wind. I love it

safe path
#

it was only 10 bucks, which I feel se deserves more and when I have extra money she will get it

sterile tartan
#

Oh damn. Yeah I would agree

clever vessel
#

sheesh that’s way too cheap

safe path
#

Yeah, that's why I am going to give her more

sterile tartan
#

I only ever did one for real money and it was also $10 but my $10 was only worthy of than much. A whole-ass animation though?? Does she realize how much she's underselling

clever vessel
#

lotsa artists don’t realize

#

their value

safe path
#

Well I know she said she was trying to do quick ones for extra money and got a whole bunch of people asking her so I assume based on time that she had easy 10+ people

#

But yeah I agree she should have done like 20 at least or more

sterile tartan
#

Yeah

#

I cant find the pic I did for $10 but looking back it wasnt even worth that much with what I did at the time haha

safe path
#

He does this thing where he will curl his beans and claws around my finger and holy heck

limber fractal
safe path
#

Aww thanks :)

sterile tartan
fickle obsidian
#

"im ur forest guardian, draw meee"

sterile tartan
#

Haha

#

He hates pens and pencils. And... Coins. He'll throw them on the floor if given a chance

rose vigil
#

Daddy

dusty magnet
#

Today's episode of bee is brought to you by being followed by tweakers and trying to quickly get to your car

limber fractal
limber fractal
tropic folio
#

oh snap I see that Htx

lucid granite
#

I passed session 1 of Drivers Ed!

wintry sequoia
#

yaay you did gr8! 🎊

dusty magnet
limber fractal
dusty magnet
#

hahaha very true

#

ill make sure he drops us off somewhere safe

lucid granite
wintry sequoia
#

how many required hours is that?

lucid granite
#

Oh, I actually haven't driven yet

#

For some reason

wintry sequoia
#

yea, im saying that i had to go to classes for a required hour

lucid granite
#

I passed the class, the test for segment 1. I still haven't driven enough to get a permit

#

I don't believe I needed a specific amount of hours

wintry sequoia
#

oh i see, it different for other countries

lucid granite
#

Yea

wintry sequoia
#

is this for students permit or real drivers licence

lucid granite
#

student permit

#

I think

#

Basically lets me drive with a licensed adult in the car.

#

But i still need to drive at least 3 times, if not more, with the driver instructor guy.

wintry sequoia
#

noice! your almost done to get the actual licence

lucid granite
#

ummm

#

not really

wintry sequoia
#

well you know what i mean

lucid granite
#

I have to get like 50 hours of driving before I can start segment 2, lol

wintry sequoia
#

your on your way to the licence

lucid granite
#

Yes, I am.

#

I was super nervous about the test today

#

Very relieving when he showed me my score and it was above the minimum score

wintry sequoia
#

see i told you you did gr8

lucid granite
#

the problem is I got 14 questions wrong on the 80 question test

wintry sequoia
#

hey thats an 80% on the test

#

thats really good

lucid granite
#

It's concerning because the teacher said we could only get 15 wrong on the test

#

that was a lie, we could do a lot worse

wintry sequoia
#

is that the only test or is there more than one test?

lucid granite
#

That was the only test

wintry sequoia
#

hey there you go! now all you need is to actually drive

lucid granite
#

Indeed

wintry sequoia
#

i got my licence by getting the students permit, waiting 1 month then doing the driving test

lucid granite
#

That seems a lot easier than driving for 50 hours

wintry sequoia
#

yeah they just say come back in 1 month and thats like enough hours of "driving"

#

ignore the fact that it was my brother who drove

lucid granite
#

xD

safe path
#

Is the whole 40 hrs daytime+10 hrs night a thing still?

lucid granite
#

yea

void plank
#

Not like that in louisiana.. drivers ed. Consist of a few hours in a class room I think mine was 6 hours then 8 hours behind the wheel during the day no night drive time.. and one 8 hour day with 4 other teens in the pickup truck taking turns driving counted as 8 hours for everyone in the vehicle... They weren't very picky here.

lucid granite
#

Apparently my state is like one of the most strict guidelines for drivers ed

#

or so I've been told

void plank
#

My parents taught me how to drive at a very young age so was not a problem for me.

lucid granite
#

I barely know how to drive

#

I understand it, it makes sense, it's just the execution part

#

I can barely handle a parking lot

#

Saturday, i'm gonna be on the roads

#

yikes

void plank
#

My parents started making me and my sister take turns sitting in there lap and strating when we were 6... We lived in the sticks so that wasn't an issue there.. by the time I was 10 and still had to lean forward to reach the gas and break my dad started sitting in the passanger seat making me do everything

#

At 13 he made me learn stick shift and how to back a trailer

lucid granite
#

wow

#

Sounds like u were quite set for driving

void plank
#

And after that I drove just about everywhere under his supervision

#

I think that's why when I decided to drive 18 wheelers it all came naturally to me. 8 years cross country an had not one single accident not in training or anytime after

silver mantle
#

my room now smells like baked bread

lucid granite
#

As soon as I get my permit, I get the feeling I'm not gonna be sitting in the backseat for a bit. At least until I get my license, then I'll either be driving by myself or in the back seat.

lucid granite
void plank
#

After I got my license my parents never went shopping for anything... They would send me with my sister and a list.... Shit got old real fast.

wintry sequoia
#

honestly ever since i got my license i haven’t drove any where significant

lucid granite
#

Yeah that's an annoying issue

wintry sequoia
#

why go out when there’s scary viruses outside

lucid granite
#

As the youngest in my family, I shouldn't have to deal with doing chores for my parents (that much)

#

Alright, I'm heading to bed. Goodnight peeps!

silver mantle
#

goodnight

pliant fjordBOT
#

Astronomy pic of the day

M78 Wide Field

Explanation: Interstellar dust clouds and glowing nebulae abound in the fertile constellation of Orion. One of the brightest, M78, is centered in this colorful, wide field view, covering an area north of Orion's belt. At a distance of about 1,500 light-years, the bluish reflection nebula is around 5 light-years across. Its tint is due to dust preferentially reflecting the blue light of hot, young stars. Reflection nebula NGC 2071 is just to the left of M78. Flecks of emission from Herbig-Haro objects, energetic jets from stars in the process of formation, stand out against the dark dust lanes. The exposure also brings out the region's fainter, pervasive reddish glow of atomic hydrogen gas.

fickle obsidian
#

thx g

sterile tartan
#

Snow is finally in the forecast again

silver mantle
#

It actually says chance of snow for me Sunday too for once 😊

sterile tartan
#

Wooo

#

I hate that both my arms hurt so I can't comfortably lay down to sleep... because I slept on them wrong

silver mantle
#

Day 2 of "no I don't care about the project I'm not on"

#

Sleep like a mummy

#

Arms crossed

tropic folio
#

hey Kait, call me a degenerate combo player

silver mantle
#

Why?

tropic folio
#

because Trent kept me from playing Magic for 12 turns with Drannith Magistrate

#

then died to Nat

#

and when Drannith left, I actually got to do things with Questing Beast

mint spear
#

Only true chad sleep on back with eyes open, and arms plastered to your sides

steep pagoda
tropic folio
#

...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I murdered the table in two rotations

silver mantle
#

🤷‍♀️

steep pagoda
#

Yes

tropic folio
#

just felt bad because Nat's new xP

silver mantle
#

Combos do that I just find them boring sometimes

#

Especially when using them on newer people

#

If you had used Anafenza I would have insulted more

#

Cuz that would just be uncool

tropic folio
#

it wasn't even a combo though, just synergy

silver mantle
#

Then why "degenerate combo player"

#

Now I'm confused

tropic folio
#

because I want to be chastised

silver mantle
#

Oh

tropic folio
#

nah it was just really out-of-the-blue

#

so I felt dirty xD

sterile tartan
steep pagoda
tropic folio
sterile tartan
#

I need to make more nOSE pictures

mint spear
#

I wish my timezone was closer to you guys so I can actually have time to play.

#

😤

tropic folio
#

just move to Canada lol

silver mantle
#

My schedule is basically your time zone hex

tropic folio
#

kinda same tbh

silver mantle
#

You just have more responsibilities than me haha

mint spear
#

😕

steep pagoda
#

Hopefully there will be a day when we can all eventually play together in one big game

mint spear
#

When I have time to play nobody is around.

silver mantle
#

At least on weekends, on weekdays I'm stuck here for 8 hours

mint spear
#

This isn't a complain btw. Just me venting my frustration.

silver mantle
#

Yeah I understand

#

Glad I'm so slammed that it totally feels worth missing out haha

mint spear
#

😛

#

It's nice seeing new folks playing MTG though.
As Star said, hopefully there'll be a day we can have a big game together.

tropic folio
#

I still need to build the meme for TTS

#

Mageta boardwipe tribal

#

thank you for showing me that wonderful jank, Hex

sterile tartan
#

I'm cold

wintry sequoia
#

get a blanket?

fickle obsidian
sterile tartan
#

I have a blanket. And a person next to me. And I'm still cold

tropic folio
#

oh god more meme decks to build

wintry sequoia
#

idk i cant control the weather

sterile tartan
#

Just complaining

wintry sequoia
#

put your cold hands on the person next to you

#

freeze them with your ice powers

mint spear
#

Awww no, Soul is cool. He don't need to be frozen. 😔

#

His Moose friend will be lonely too.

sterile tartan
#

I could probably manage to do that without waking him up. But I can't say for sure lol

silver mantle
#

Hah just got the sit down from the senior technician about how I'm the most qualified person for xyz so would I help so a new person doesn't get screwed over

#

And I was like

sterile tartan
#

Welp

steep pagoda
#

If you want to play dangerous place one of your hands on his neck and see if he wakes up lol

tropic folio
#

please tell me you hit them with the "as per my previous response, no u"

sterile tartan
#

Lol

silver mantle
#

Hey appeal to my ego first and I'm more willing to do stuff 😛

mint spear
#

I like the way your hair sits on your head.

sterile tartan
#

hey you're cool enough to help with this so could you

#

Kait, glowing: fuck yeah

silver mantle
#

Most qualified, don't need to study the job, first person I'd come to for this

#

All the right things lmao

sterile tartan
#

Perfect

silver mantle
#

Valve repairs

#

Sorry I'm just feeling chuffed

mint spear
#

Fucking rightly so.

silver mantle
#

I didn't fully volunteer though because I dont want 12s

#

Sorry I feel like I derailed the convo blobnervous2

#

I still need to sneak in the $3000 deck I downloaded 😊

sterile tartan
silver mantle
#

I looked it over too it has bullshit but I prolly cant decipher all of it

wintry sequoia
#

this might soundlike a dumb question but is the game night channel only for staff? cuz those are the only people i see in there?

silver mantle
#

Game night attendee

wintry sequoia
#

uh what does that mean

steep pagoda
#

Anyone pretty much. We're just very enthusiastic about playing lol

silver mantle
#

Its a role

wintry sequoia
#

oh ok so its anyone but most of the staff are wild about it

#

i get it now

steep pagoda
#

Just so when someone pings it then you can get an alert about any possible upcoming games that are planned

wet hornet
#

Are you all talking about MTG or some other TCG?

silver mantle
#

Mtg

#

I'm just too scary so no one wants to hang out with me outside of staff

wintry sequoia
#

i could possibly join game night but it will be on next steam sale

#

when i buy tts

wet hornet
#

Oh, cool. I used to play locally but lost interest around the time Zendikar Rising released.

wintry sequoia
#

bruh

#

i left cuz of war of the spark

#

planeswalker spam made me sad

silver mantle
#

I think TTS is cool cuz it lets you try it without sinking a bunch of money in

fickle obsidian
#

i'm meh at MTG and too lazy to sort out decks for TTS, lol

silver mantle
#

Just play one ive made

wet hornet
#

Not as familiar with WotS

silver mantle
#

Mine are pretty straight forward usually

steep pagoda
#

I like it when I can play and then just...

wintry sequoia
#

if all else fails just play a monogreen creature deck, leon

wet hornet
#

Didn't that set introduce a ton of Planeswalkers at c/uc rarity?

wintry sequoia
#

turn creatures sideways and win

#

starts at uncommon

#

have you seen the 3 mana uncommon narset

fickle obsidian
#

Part of the fun of something like MTG tho is running your own deck

wet hornet
#

What started annoying me was creatures you couldn't interact with. Also the steep cost to get into standard.

#

And it gets even worse if want to try your hand at Legacy or Vintage.

wintry sequoia
#

is zendikar rising was the omnath decks?

silver mantle
wet hornet
wintry sequoia
#

ah yes, fabled passage + cobra + omnath

fickle obsidian
wet hornet
#

Speaking of jank, I always get a kick out of SaffronOlive's decklists.

fickle obsidian
#

I remember I played through some of MTG:Arena's early stuff to refresh myself against a computer and ooof

silver mantle
#

Yeah it had a lot of weird issues when I first played it

wet hornet
#

Yeah, the AI isn't the smartest 😆

tropic folio
#

I can't wait for them to start calling MTGO "legacy" and turn Arena into what MTGO was

#

so I can still not get Arena because they'll milk their playerbase further

wintry sequoia
#

well arena is free to play, with the boosters being microtransactions

silver mantle
#

Wasn't AI it was weird performance issues on a PC well beyond what it needed

tropic folio
#

and until they errata The Walking Ad secret lair cards to silver border, I'm not supporting Wizards c:

wintry sequoia
tropic folio
#

besides Arena doesn't support my format

tropic folio
#

they printed functionally unique, black border cards into a FOMO, print-to-order product

wet hornet
#

I remember the AI being particularly bad, though. Ben Stark would do drafts against it all the time and post them to ChannelFireball. They were hardly were watching.

tropic folio
#

sold directly by them because fuck card shops

#

and they're Walking Dead characters

#

just really skeezy market practice

silver mantle
tropic folio
#

idk probably a weird hill for me to die on

silver mantle
#

Idk I have an unpopular opinion on purchase FOMO stuff

fickle obsidian
#

Tbh I never messed with it for a proper challenge, more to just be like, "okay how do we play this again" without having to bother someone else, lol

silver mantle
#

If you did any brawl in Arena its just a downsized Commander format

#

60 card deck instead of 100 and a lot more shit is illegal

wintry sequoia
#

oh so thats what brawl means in mtga

#

i never knew that haha. i thought they actualy had commander

safe path
#

Hey @tropic folio the site wont let me add 24 forest

tropic folio
#

you put 24x instead of 1x

#

should work

safe path
#

I did, but it wont add any

#

clicking add to board is doing nothing

tropic folio
#

oh I usually just go to the plaintext list and add it manually

#

instead of add to board-ing

safe path
#

Not sure how to share it but its 63 cards

#

So far, but we have more cards that I am going to look through to maybe add

silver mantle
#

If you post the url it works

safe path
tropic folio
#

ah, that's definitely Standard format, or at least kind of

#

EDH you can't run duplicates outside of basic lands 😛

safe path
#

Oh well we have more greens here, let me add some in

safe path
#

Okay updated, Still need a commander

wintry sequoia
#

youre doing gr8 natani!

safe path
#

So if you can think of a good commander, that would be lit

wintry sequoia
#

how about make grarruk your commander?

safe path
#

I cant, he doesn't have the text that allows it

wintry sequoia
#

i thought any legendary creature/planeswalker can be commander?

safe path
#

I dunno thats what fluffy told me

silver mantle
#

No PW have to have text saying they can be

wintry sequoia
#

so its any ledgendary creature? and pw have to have 'can be commander text'?

safe path
#

So am I able to search for a card to add as one?

silver mantle
#

"When choosing a commander, you must use either a legendary creature, a planeswalker with the ability to be commander, or a pair of legendary creatures or planeswalkers that both have partner."

#

The open partner thing I think was new

#

Other ones specify a partner

wintry sequoia
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oh never heard of partner before, i was thinking of companion

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Example of specific partner

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Non specific partner

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ahhh its a skyshark

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thats amazing

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The specific partners when not played as commanders can draw their partner into your hand when you play them

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Oh god

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Not legal in any format though sadly lol

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XD

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fucking love EFB

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best joke in MTG

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there's even an Anafenza list called Bears in Cars

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it's literally hatebears crewing Vehicles

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eyo its ya boi yorvo

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haha Yorvo go BRRR

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Imma add it

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add castle garenbrig to your deck natani

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for the flavor

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Alright I think its EDH legal now

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provide link for gentle criticism c:

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Ugh I need 100 cards?

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YEPO

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99+1 (that 1 being the Commander)

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Welp I need 20 more

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well here, let me just

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suggest

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a few

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things

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.mtg doubling season

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...DAMNIT UTILIBOT

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fine I'll plaintext it

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how about the sol ring?

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Doubling Season is amazing in Yorvo

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So from what in gathering (no pun intended) you don't need a partner for an unspecified partner if its not a commander?

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oh also, in the deck editor, go to Yorvo in the plaintext list to the right and add *CMDR*

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that will differentiate it from the rest of the deck in the view page

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because before they took another look at Partner, it was originally absolutely insane value

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and TnT was the clear winner in that race

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alright deck is 81 now

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with that cmdr edit

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I just wanna use Akroma so ill just put it in Kaalia

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how many lands should a commander dack have?

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I have 26 it says

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I have it irl too

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so solid EDH deckbuilding advice is the Golden Ratio can be applied to it; I typically start decks at 35/65 and work from there, so 35 lands and 65 nonlands

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I have two new Akroma's and a foil Akroma's Will q.q

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and I don't even want them

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but boosters lmao

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okay so I technically have 36 lands now

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35 forest 1 Castle Garenbrig