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jfc
😐
I can usually feed myself for less than $10 at fast food joints
Sometimes a Seafood place is nice tho
and arc just eats what u feed him i presume?
Oh man I want seafood now
I could give that man anything and tell him I made and he'll eat it.
As long as I made it
"made" it
so you're conditioning arc to one day eat poison, gotcha

nevermind.
so he also prefers homemade by u over takeout
Like, he's so boring when he fixes his own stuff.
ugh, thinking about how he handles food is just making my head hurt.
lol
has he asked or tried
Kind of, he has offered but he knows I'm not interested. So its an empty question.
So his offer is more about the ask than the offer.
"Want me to cook food you don't like? (Cook for me)"
That's a clever trick to fool people into cooking for you
I'm picky. I need to the right temp and textures with food or I have no interest in eating.
He doesn't need to trick me
I'm always willing to make him food.
That's weird.
"Hey, I'm upside down trying to clean gutters. Wanna make me food?"
"Hey. I've fallen and I can't get up. I could use a sandwich"

Always willing?
now i want to see what kinda meals arc makes lol
I'm just imagining all the crazy food scenarios
Because I'm not in those silly situations.
He's pretty proud about some biscuits he made like 14 years ago
Car chase scene..."I could go for taco bell."
Winter pops into the frame..."Got it babe!"
Actually it was probably like 12 years ago
I like this imagery
Next roleplay scenario for D&D
You race down the stairs, eager to get to the phone before it stops ringing. Your pantleg snags on a nail as you step down from the top step. Roll for whether or not you fall down the stairs, your pant leg tears or your pants are torn completely off leaving you pantless on the phone
Actually I hate Taco Bell. So that would have been a no.
I will make him food.
But I'm 100% willing to say no to that kind of stuff.
I'm convinced taco Bell is some sort of money laundering scheme
Like some international crime syndicate is running it or something
Their food was bad. And it has gotten even worse.
I have no idea why there's no competition for taco bell. They have such a low bar to beat but they're so wide spread....it's incredible, really
Wait until you learn about Chiquita bananas.
This just solidifies my theory
Taco bell is the guac of taco restaurants.
Plus they keep accidentally putting onions in my food. I ordered food. Not puke.
Not to mention toe nails
Why you ordering toe nails with your tacos?
Hey guys pick a date in June

It might be a florida thing
June 1st
NP, anything for you Bee.
Anything?
...anything?
@mint spear I am going to cook food and put onions in it just to spite you
I need $1,000,000
You'll be the one suffering.
jokes on you though I like suffering onions
I prefer red onion to white onion. Unsure why red isn't the default onion.
You can ask for $1,000,000 but you'll be getting it in Sovereign Bolivars
It's just overall a better onion.
Well that's just, like, your onion, man
$1,000,000 in sovereign bolivars is 64 cents USD
If you had a fundraiser for farmers to auction off a giant vegetable statue, you could market it as "That's just your Hope Onion"
Hyper inflation gone wild.
Welcome to Venezuela
🥳
thanks
I feel like the cheeks on that suggest he's sucking
lol
Something wrong with sucking happiness?
yeah ur taking it from the rest of us
Pffff, nobody believes you're happy
I suck in when I whistle
I can't whistle.
Blowing out is hard I cannot do it
I didn't learn to whistle until my mid 20's.
I suck in when I snap my fingers
i practiced back in grade school to learn
I can make my tongue into clover shape
i used to be able to whistle through my tongue if I curled it up
and I can flipflop my arm all over the place and make it look broken
When I try to whistle, I look like an adult going through the motions of learning to breathe for childbirth
With threats of violence?
didnt even need to show u the way out
hex pelts them with cabbages
i can make myself sing with my tongue, along with vocal chords
i count three ways to whistle
Pelting them with cabbages is just polite tbh.
there's theoretically two more i could learn but they're very loud so i avoid
i cant whistle the loud way
I can hyperventilate
I can make a dog sing with food.
I can eat 3 meals a day.
i can't snap my fingers, only pop
I can ride my bike with four handlebars
i would trade all the ways i have to whistle for this
I can triple and double snap my fingers.
Why do you have four handlebars? Have you forgotten the lyrics to the song?
I can quadruple snap my fingers
Six if you have a cheeseburger waiting for me
Nice nice.
"we got four handle-bars and a bike for one"?
I rode a bike with no handlebars once, the front wheel turned and I sprained my wrist after being thrown over them.
thrown over their spirit, anyways
It sucks
As a child with a sprain and no pain killers...it was an interesting time.
am i the only person who's now humming at least five different song references from the past three pages of chat
I actually enjoyed having a bike
I would only ride it in circles tho cause i had no friends to visit
😔
I'm expecting a new diss track from Eminem in the near future, putting some other rappers in the grave metaphorically.
plus we got creeps around here, probably would have been abducted
Shitty rappers are on the rampage again attacking his record with nonsense.
That’s why you strap a sword to the front of your bike
yes
Or like a lot of forks
whoa
10/10 jousting, excellent form.
Genital Jousting is the worst game I've ever seen.
Dislike that

🇺🇲
american
@dry bison I actually bought that.
@dry bison Since I started attending in 1997, I've never missed the largest in the US, which is local and yearly, the Maryland Ren Fest - tho was not held this year.
Love Ren Fests
somebody pin these pls 
ok
@restive haven Last set I put on Flickr, it looks like: https://www.flickr.com/photos/blakespot/sets/72157647659270942/
@dry bison ^^^^
I don't think you pinged Malarky enough
I have zero self control and bought a ten pack brick of SweetTart boxes for $5, lol
Christ
Lol
10 pack brick of sweet tarts...ugh
I forgot sweetarts existed.
At first I pictured Smarties, which are alright.
I tried eating sour patches once, but I look like I'm having an aneurysm, eating sour candy
I hate Sour Patch kids
sour stuff seems sus
Sour candy is not sour enough
I lost my taste for most candies. I just stick to basic Dark Choc now
85% dark FTW
Yeah
Warheads were Weakened
Warheads were decommissioned 💀
I wanna get a Jawbreaker
"Here's something you can consume with no nutritious value that will contort your face"
"GOOD IDEA!"
good point!
Sour candy is candy
naaasahjhhh
Fireball tastes like candy
okay so hear me out...candy
I want a cinnamon roll.

That's not....
Get your french bread off my Cinnamon Roll
wow food emojis are fuckin' lackin'
that’s a nice bread
Have you ever seen one really large rolling down the hill
Cinnabon is alright
Nuh but you made me remember a dream
nice
That involved a hill and city and a very giant women in a red dress.
She had some sort of vortex tornado thing coming out of her....
Well anyways
she was sucking up everything
Your dreams are kind of disturbing.
no u
It's not like I asked for that dream.
leg
Gmr up here like.....shhh let her finish explaining the dream
Offer one to your pet moose.
He's gone again, lol
Aww
what is that
howls moving castle
oh I gotta watch that one
yes
yes
Offer a pet moose to a pet moose
cute bunny
delicious

Did you know that bunnies are just peeps that came to life through dark magic
You reminded me that I need to eat live baby chick in order to join Temple of Shadows
oh
Lol. Pretty sure you need to eat more than one
Is this in real life and you guys are actually joining a cult or is this a video game
Fable
You know what I don't see enough of? Creative masks to address covid19. I want to see 3D printed silicone mouth masks
Git gud and sacrifice a bunch of priests at the Temple of Scorm instead so you get the best bow in the game
Maybe you could buy a doll and cut the face off and make the mouth of the doll into a mask
Would that be creepy?
Fable reboot made by a competent studio 😍
Oh wait
2030s??
I only liked Fallout 3, lol
But we could get new Vegas 2 in the next five years
I want remasters
you mean this?
It will happen
Why is it every fucking time I go to find a silicone mouth to use for a face mask, they're all sex toys? wtf perverts
wtf

All I want to do is wear a fake mouth over my mouth to creep people out.
I've never understood the point of that show, lol
No spoilers. I mean I'm all caught up, but yeah.
my bad
I got most of the way through s1 before deciding it's 2edgy4me and quit, lol
I lost interest in it when they started to eat people.
That's what made me interested
I started watching it with English dub and then switched to Japanese and it was so much better
Giant Creature: Eats someone
Malarky: yawn
It was like watching a cartoon version of The Walking Dead, but giant and cartoons and fewer
and naked
and castrated
I gained entrance when they started to eat people
It's like horrendously bloody NASCAR, but instead of the "AND THEY TAKE ANOTHER LEFT TURN!" meme it's "AND ANOTHER CHARACTER DIES FOR SHOCK VALUE!" 🤣
I hate naked stuff, but Attack on Titan doesn't bother me.
Interesting entrance exam
There are no private parts
All parts are public
I wouldn't really call it shock value.
Like its not meant to make you go "Oh god"
you should be expecting it I guess
You have to put yourself into the world soul in order to understand
It’s really the only anime series I have watched besides anime films
Bruh you ain't seen FMA Brotherhood?
nope

I love FMA
What does FMA stand for
Fullmetal Alchemist
Abe!!
Oh yeah that is one I’d like to try
FMA is on Netflix btw
I wasn't expecting anyone to recognize Abe, lol
I've watch both FMAs
Are those full movies or series
Series
Well, it could have been OVA which is neither
hmmmm?
OVAs are like... things after the series has finished, but they have little things to put out
ah
Like Cat Planet Cuties OVA
weird
Lol, anime is weird in general
Also one thing to note about the Great Pretender. Don't turn it off because of the english at first.
It gets better, but I'm not gonna explain cause its a spoiler kind of. Like 100% The casting is great.
Ah yes, English dubs
It's a solid English dub.
Sometimes bad, sometimes good, sometimes better.
Ok, just finished the current episode of expanse
Frrrrrack, that looked painful in a couple places
Oh trust me, I wont
Its shaping up to be a very interesting season. The characters play a huge role, instead of the environment like last season
I like how every seasons focus shifts
its nice
When it comes to Amazon streaming, I'm conflicted
Do I want to stream the full 4K straight to my smart TV which is also my primary monitor? Or do I want to download the 4K rips?
oooh, good question
@spare harbor That whole episode hurt like a mfer
I watch on my cellphone 😛
Because my video card has one HDMI straight out to the TV
One DP to HDMI that goes to my receiver, then to my second monitor
So I end up losing both
My toes are cold.
You have gout
That's right. You'll go from toes to noes
Fish toes
What if they did
Then I would say "Hello Great 10^40 grandfather"
Does it work if I do it?
Ah
feet
Just mass swarm nibbling on your feet n legs
In the summer, I should get a bunch of them and an inflatable pool and just let them go to town
sounds like a good time
Only if you plan to raise them and keep em safe till they become frog people
So long as they don't nip the tip, I'm fine
Kek
I think I would become scared if I was raising a frog person
you'd be a wonderful parent
@safe path made it so I can't post anything cool
My two-year-old son can jump higher than I can
Why are you pinging Natani?
I'm just remembering the monkey and the poor frog
eh, what did I do?
I’m surprised hello games havent added frogs into no man’s sky
The reason you are unable to post is because you haven't hit rank 5.
You need to be Familiar.
gud*
whhops
I bother people for no reason. its kind of my thing
"I'm just an asshole, it's kinda my thing"
😛
"Hey, I'm an Aries"
There was someone who blamed their astrological sign for being a whore. Lol
Her words, not mine.
It’s stupid to think that so many people actually believe in astrological signs with their birthdate
Sure you can start believing it and getting the idea into your head and start becoming it
Half of the astrological signs are wrong anyways.
Because it is based on the position of the moon at time of birth
:/
Which makes me a Taurus, not a Gemini
@silent hearth "username checks out" is the most common comment I get on reddit
and I'm nice and stuff!
Meanwhile, I just found a user profile that is 8 years old without a single post
What a waste....
Last call of the day. Wish me luck!!
vege
Can has?
HURRY
THEY COKING!

I HAVE INTRODUCED QUESTIONABLE LOOKING MEAT TO THE VEGE
QUESTIONABLE MEATS
meART
Thats what it is
IT'S PRE COOKED
m'eart!
Looks a lil prechewed
YOU LOOK PRECHEWED
chewed by the mACHINE

big MACHINE BIRD CHEWIN' FOOD FOR US
I don't have any

also you were spared, my onions went bad
Everyone should have salt, pepper, and cayenne pepper at the ready
Lil soy sauce n butter can work, some brown sugar
Pfft Garlic powder is all you need
GONNA TRY WHATEVER THIS IS
Garlic powder is always welcome
I had peanut butter cookies for dinner. Because lazy
To eat? Or was it a project?
I ate it
IT TASTES LIKE... SOMETHING
add nature
go outside
and fold it in dirt
consume
Earth is best seasoning
Actually
Give it to nature
Feed the wildlife
You will be rewarded at night
A visit from the Elk
oh god
And that elk... is it gonna...?
this meat's texture is awful
@mint spear you said this was prechewed and honestly I'm starting to believe it
okay who's pre-chewing meat
I'm always right.
because I'm concerned
It was me
Dio
Much better as a singer
He was justified in his anger
They were showing shit on the teleprompter which was meant for the feed control room
like...horse feed?
Hay and stuff?
Do you all want to know what kind of jerk I am in real life?

I got pulled off my normal job to be a recruiter. I like recruiting more than my normal job, so I asked if it could be permanent. They said not a chance.
So I decided to be the top recruiter, so there is no way they can transfer me back. Like. I'm carrying the whole team. And I know my boss knows why I'm doing it 🙂

not me
ban *.ca?
My dog is also fat!
I just laughed at someone for owning a lawn
I told him he need to not be fat and he just merroooo at me and stomp for food.
Lawns are neat
you can plant plants
I enjoy nature
I have to wear a headset on calls because my fat dog snores so loud someone once tried to call me out for being asleep
I can't afford a lawn
I cant afford life v,v no joke
lawn is a premium good
consider the following: you can put plants on your balcony
I want a cement lawn like they have in Arizona
or in pots around the house
what if I fall off
Plant a vine too?
There's a 95% chance if I owned a balcony I'd try to climb on the outside of it
your plants will catch you with their vines
Oh right. Magic plants.
yeah
Lol
Cause like those exist.
I lived in a place with a balcony and I did just that
I could transfer over to the one belonging to the apartment next to me
those exist, it's commonly called weed though for the most part
I like weeds
Me too
moon's apartment, colorized
also moon's apartment
I just realized it's almost Feburary and I still have my christmas tree up 
Is it a magic Christmas tree?
no it's fucking STUPID
what kind of magic is that?
it's fucking STUPID
same
is this where we can talk while being drunk as fuck?
Technically yes.. but rules still apply lol
yeah well someone wants to chocke me with their elephant thrunk in #no-mans-sky soo
i guess i seen worse already
wait what?
woah what's going on over here
The elephant in the room 
LMAO
jeez
we are getting into elephant gang
o.o
oh shit this walk
Red where do you find these things lmao
the generic seductive walk
that elephant's got drip
or wet?
AAAAHHHH fluffy changed his pfp
I don't think I've ever seen you with a different pfp
You've always had the same one since I've been here... I think
Wow. Really? That's impressive.
So totally just made my entire DnD party groan
I would like to thank @ripe jackal for the incredible amount of time I ran the Rammoose pfp, as he hand drew that one
😎
incorrect
Dad with it
sad that its for a game that got shit on.....
Dad has retired the Rammoose pfp, but I appreciate the work you put into it ❤️
I ended up getting a Nat 20 and a 15 to hit, Chopped the enemies head clean off. Rolled a 13 to catch the head, which I did. And as I caught it I said "Huh, so thats how you get a head in life"
beautiful
It lived a long time
im confused as fucked lol
it lives on in my HDD
Entire party just fucking groaned lol
Longer then expected
@safe path we ran into a chamber of Urns on Sunday's stream, and my dumb ass chimes in with "are they urns, or chamber pots"
xD
I'm also having to play two characters, mine and @unkempt seal because she is at work
Battery backup for the win
hard for a full hous
Oh, I just do it for my PC and Clair has one for hers too
ever think to yourself, "Did I read the readme or am I a criminal?" lol
Ryder is playing DnD with me
Tell Ryder I'd die for him
He completely ignored me talking to him
He always sits on my chair like this with me and will stay as long as I do
Gotta be careful though because he has tried to chase the pointer as I move it and smacked my monitor before
I wanna do a DnD campaign of "National Treasure"
"I'm gonna steal the Scroll of Summon Terrasque"
My party doesn't know that my Paladin multiclasses into warlock because it fits her background story
This is about to get real fun
🤔 not sure i'll ever understand D&D, lol
anyone got any good series to watch while in quarantine?
BOFURI
Chaotic Evil Paladin OathBreaker+The Great Old One Warlock
sees Chaotic Evil
And she follows a Old ass Red Dragon
oh no
did i interrupt something?
Basically her background is, get rid of the powers that threat her masters rule
and she is only slightly a dick to others, so not like super evil
slowly exits room
But a Win already has a battery
hmm schrod🔔 and ⭐nomaly are both online? i thought they were the same person 
never seen them both be online before
Oops left both my accounts online by accident
.>
exposed
lmao
The artist worked hard on it I am sure, it's been like month and a half since she started it
Nah not me lol
Yeah I been waiting to for a while now lol
*h
The artist did really well with the wind. I love it
it was only 10 bucks, which I feel se deserves more and when I have extra money she will get it
Oh damn. Yeah I would agree
sheesh that’s way too cheap
Yeah, that's why I am going to give her more
I only ever did one for real money and it was also $10 but my $10 was only worthy of than much. A whole-ass animation though?? Does she realize how much she's underselling
Well I know she said she was trying to do quick ones for extra money and got a whole bunch of people asking her so I assume based on time that she had easy 10+ people
But yeah I agree she should have done like 20 at least or more
Yeah
I cant find the pic I did for $10 but looking back it wasnt even worth that much with what I did at the time haha
Ryder's claws.. I just trimmed them last week
He does this thing where he will curl his beans and claws around my finger and holy heck
Aww thanks :)
In looking for the pic still, I find Jasper helping me make my forest guardian
"im ur forest guardian, draw meee"
Haha
He hates pens and pencils. And... Coins. He'll throw them on the floor if given a chance
Daddy
Today's episode of bee is brought to you by being followed by tweakers and trying to quickly get to your car
O M G. Spirit!!! I'm dying!!!
Heart melting level: EXTREME

Oh no
I noticed that was a major issue in certain parts of South Oregon (in nearby cities where I stayed a bit ago). So sad. Was that when getting out of work?
I'm glad you made it safely (per #game-night 😆)
oh snap I see that Htx
I passed session 1 of Drivers Ed!
yaay you did gr8! 🎊
yeah it was when i got off work. some dude was yelling at the sky while following me
That sounds scary. Ugh. Glad you made it to your car okay. Hopefully your friend will drop you off in another area of town for your blindfolded adventure lol
actually i didn't but let's just say i did
how many required hours is that?
yea, im saying that i had to go to classes for a required hour
I passed the class, the test for segment 1. I still haven't driven enough to get a permit
I don't believe I needed a specific amount of hours
oh i see, it different for other countries
Yea
is this for students permit or real drivers licence
student permit
I think
Basically lets me drive with a licensed adult in the car.
But i still need to drive at least 3 times, if not more, with the driver instructor guy.
noice! your almost done to get the actual licence
well you know what i mean
I have to get like 50 hours of driving before I can start segment 2, lol
your on your way to the licence
Yes, I am.
I was super nervous about the test today
Very relieving when he showed me my score and it was above the minimum score
see i told you you did gr8
the problem is I got 14 questions wrong on the 80 question test
It's concerning because the teacher said we could only get 15 wrong on the test
that was a lie, we could do a lot worse
is that the only test or is there more than one test?
That was the only test
hey there you go! now all you need is to actually drive
Indeed
i got my licence by getting the students permit, waiting 1 month then doing the driving test
That seems a lot easier than driving for 50 hours
yeah they just say come back in 1 month and thats like enough hours of "driving"
ignore the fact that it was my brother who drove
xD
Is the whole 40 hrs daytime+10 hrs night a thing still?
yea
Not like that in louisiana.. drivers ed. Consist of a few hours in a class room I think mine was 6 hours then 8 hours behind the wheel during the day no night drive time.. and one 8 hour day with 4 other teens in the pickup truck taking turns driving counted as 8 hours for everyone in the vehicle... They weren't very picky here.
Apparently my state is like one of the most strict guidelines for drivers ed
or so I've been told
My parents taught me how to drive at a very young age so was not a problem for me.
I barely know how to drive
I understand it, it makes sense, it's just the execution part
I can barely handle a parking lot
Saturday, i'm gonna be on the roads
yikes
My parents started making me and my sister take turns sitting in there lap and strating when we were 6... We lived in the sticks so that wasn't an issue there.. by the time I was 10 and still had to lean forward to reach the gas and break my dad started sitting in the passanger seat making me do everything
At 13 he made me learn stick shift and how to back a trailer
And after that I drove just about everywhere under his supervision
I think that's why when I decided to drive 18 wheelers it all came naturally to me. 8 years cross country an had not one single accident not in training or anytime after
my room now smells like baked bread
As soon as I get my permit, I get the feeling I'm not gonna be sitting in the backseat for a bit. At least until I get my license, then I'll either be driving by myself or in the back seat.
I see this as an absolute win
After I got my license my parents never went shopping for anything... They would send me with my sister and a list.... Shit got old real fast.
honestly ever since i got my license i haven’t drove any where significant
Yeah that's an annoying issue
why go out when there’s scary viruses outside
As the youngest in my family, I shouldn't have to deal with doing chores for my parents (that much)
Alright, I'm heading to bed. Goodnight peeps!
goodnight
Astronomy pic of the day
Explanation: Interstellar dust clouds and glowing nebulae abound in the fertile constellation of Orion. One of the brightest, M78, is centered in this colorful, wide field view, covering an area north of Orion's belt. At a distance of about 1,500 light-years, the bluish reflection nebula is around 5 light-years across. Its tint is due to dust preferentially reflecting the blue light of hot, young stars. Reflection nebula NGC 2071 is just to the left of M78. Flecks of emission from Herbig-Haro objects, energetic jets from stars in the process of formation, stand out against the dark dust lanes. The exposure also brings out the region's fainter, pervasive reddish glow of atomic hydrogen gas.
thx g
It actually says chance of snow for me Sunday too for once 😊
Wooo
I hate that both my arms hurt so I can't comfortably lay down to sleep... because I slept on them wrong
Day 2 of "no I don't care about the project I'm not on"
Sleep like a mummy
Arms crossed
hey Kait, call me a degenerate combo player
Why?
because Trent kept me from playing Magic for 12 turns with Drannith Magistrate
then died to Nat
and when Drannith left, I actually got to do things with Questing Beast
Only true chad sleep on back with eyes open, and arms plastered to your sides
Gotta get yourself wrapped up tightly in the bed-sheets to complete the effect
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I murdered the table in two rotations
Tp works too
🤷♀️
Yes
just felt bad because Nat's new xP
Combos do that I just find them boring sometimes
Especially when using them on newer people
If you had used Anafenza I would have insulted more
Cuz that would just be uncool
it wasn't even a combo though, just synergy
because I want to be chastised
Oh



I need to make more nOSE pictures
just move to Canada lol
My schedule is basically your time zone hex
kinda same tbh
You just have more responsibilities than me haha
😕
Hopefully there will be a day when we can all eventually play together in one big game
When I have time to play nobody is around.
At least on weekends, on weekdays I'm stuck here for 8 hours
This isn't a complain btw. Just me venting my frustration.
Yeah I understand
Glad I'm so slammed that it totally feels worth missing out haha
😛
It's nice seeing new folks playing MTG though.
As Star said, hopefully there'll be a day we can have a big game together.
I still need to build the meme for TTS
Mageta boardwipe tribal
thank you for showing me that wonderful jank, Hex
I'm cold
get a blanket?
TikTok Songs?
I have a blanket. And a person next to me. And I'm still cold
oh god more meme decks to build
idk i cant control the weather
Awww no, Soul is cool. He don't need to be frozen. 😔
His Moose friend will be lonely too.
I could probably manage to do that without waking him up. But I can't say for sure lol
Hah just got the sit down from the senior technician about how I'm the most qualified person for xyz so would I help so a new person doesn't get screwed over
And I was like

Welp
If you want to play dangerous place one of your hands on his neck and see if he wakes up lol
please tell me you hit them with the "as per my previous response, no u"
Lol
Hey appeal to my ego first and I'm more willing to do stuff 😛
I like the way your hair sits on your head.
Most qualified, don't need to study the job, first person I'd come to for this
All the right things lmao
Perfect
Fucking rightly so.
I didn't fully volunteer though because I dont want 12s
Sorry I feel like I derailed the convo 
I still need to sneak in the $3000 deck I downloaded 😊

I looked it over too it has bullshit but I prolly cant decipher all of it
this might soundlike a dumb question but is the game night channel only for staff? cuz those are the only people i see in there?
Game night attendee
uh what does that mean
Anyone pretty much. We're just very enthusiastic about playing lol
Its a role
Just so when someone pings it then you can get an alert about any possible upcoming games that are planned
Are you all talking about MTG or some other TCG?
i could possibly join game night but it will be on next steam sale
when i buy tts
Oh, cool. I used to play locally but lost interest around the time Zendikar Rising released.
I think TTS is cool cuz it lets you try it without sinking a bunch of money in
i'm meh at MTG and too lazy to sort out decks for TTS, lol
Just play one ive made
Not as familiar with WotS
Mine are pretty straight forward usually
if all else fails just play a monogreen creature deck, leon
Didn't that set introduce a ton of Planeswalkers at c/uc rarity?
turn creatures sideways and win
starts at uncommon
have you seen the 3 mana uncommon narset
Part of the fun of something like MTG tho is running your own deck
What started annoying me was creatures you couldn't interact with. Also the steep cost to get into standard.
And it gets even worse if want to try your hand at Legacy or Vintage.
is zendikar rising was the omnath decks?
Sometimes running another one leads to ideas too tho
Yep.
ah yes, fabled passage + cobra + omnath
true!
also MTG:Arena is a nice little primer, but omg they found a way to make the jankiest running digital card game in that little thing, lmao
Even TTS' jank is easier to work with
Speaking of jank, I always get a kick out of SaffronOlive's decklists.
I remember I played through some of MTG:Arena's early stuff to refresh myself against a computer and ooof
Yeah it had a lot of weird issues when I first played it
Yeah, the AI isn't the smartest 😆
I can't wait for them to start calling MTGO "legacy" and turn Arena into what MTGO was
so I can still not get Arena because they'll milk their playerbase further
well arena is free to play, with the boosters being microtransactions
Wasn't AI it was weird performance issues on a PC well beyond what it needed
and until they errata The Walking Ad secret lair cards to silver border, I'm not supporting Wizards c:
i have no idea what this sentence means
besides Arena doesn't support my format
google "The Walking Dead Secret Lair"
they printed functionally unique, black border cards into a FOMO, print-to-order product
I remember the AI being particularly bad, though. Ben Stark would do drafts against it all the time and post them to ChannelFireball. They were hardly were watching.
sold directly by them because fuck card shops
and they're Walking Dead characters
just really skeezy market practice

idk probably a weird hill for me to die on
Idk I have an unpopular opinion on purchase FOMO stuff
this exactly 💀
Tbh I never messed with it for a proper challenge, more to just be like, "okay how do we play this again" without having to bother someone else, lol
If you did any brawl in Arena its just a downsized Commander format
60 card deck instead of 100 and a lot more shit is illegal
oh so thats what brawl means in mtga
i never knew that haha. i thought they actualy had commander
Hey @tropic folio the site wont let me add 24 forest
oh I usually just go to the plaintext list and add it manually
instead of add to board-ing
Not sure how to share it but its 63 cards
So far, but we have more cards that I am going to look through to maybe add
If you post the url it works
ah, that's definitely Standard format, or at least kind of
EDH you can't run duplicates outside of basic lands 😛
Oh well we have more greens here, let me add some in
Okay updated, Still need a commander
youre doing gr8 natani!
So if you can think of a good commander, that would be lit
how about make grarruk your commander?
I cant, he doesn't have the text that allows it
i thought any legendary creature/planeswalker can be commander?
I dunno thats what fluffy told me
No PW have to have text saying they can be
so its any ledgendary creature? and pw have to have 'can be commander text'?
So am I able to search for a card to add as one?
"When choosing a commander, you must use either a legendary creature, a planeswalker with the ability to be commander, or a pair of legendary creatures or planeswalkers that both have partner."
The open partner thing I think was new
Other ones specify a partner
oh never heard of partner before, i was thinking of companion
Would this be any good? https://tappedout.net/mtg-card/ashaya-soul-of-the-wild/
The specific partners when not played as commanders can draw their partner into your hand when you play them
I found my champion XD
Oh god
Not legal in any format though sadly lol
XD
fucking love EFB
best joke in MTG
there's even an Anafenza list called Bears in Cars
I think this would be a good commander tbh
it's literally hatebears crewing Vehicles
eyo its ya boi yorvo
haha Yorvo go BRRR
Imma add it
Alright I think its EDH legal now
provide link for gentle criticism c:
Ugh I need 100 cards?
Welp I need 20 more
well here, let me just
suggest
a few
things
.mtg doubling season
...DAMNIT UTILIBOT
fine I'll plaintext it
how about the sol ring?
Doubling Season is amazing in Yorvo
So from what in gathering (no pun intended) you don't need a partner for an unspecified partner if its not a commander?
oh also, in the deck editor, go to Yorvo in the plaintext list to the right and add *CMDR*
that will differentiate it from the rest of the deck in the view page
yep, this is why Tymna/Thrasios is busted in competitive
because before they took another look at Partner, it was originally absolutely insane value
and TnT was the clear winner in that race
I just wanna use Akroma so ill just put it in Kaalia
how many lands should a commander dack have?
I have 26 it says
I have it irl too
so solid EDH deckbuilding advice is the Golden Ratio can be applied to it; I typically start decks at 35/65 and work from there, so 35 lands and 65 nonlands
I have two new Akroma's and a foil Akroma's Will q.q
and I don't even want them
but boosters lmao
okay so I technically have 36 lands now
I want this just for the art
35 forest 1 Castle Garenbrig








