off-topic-bond-james-bond

[ashen agate]

I need a version with a WASTED end rolf

[tight stirrup]

its outdated anyway,. youll want to use a pi4, or they would,. so that pi3 should be redundant and wont be missed

[safe path]

They may be outdated but they still have their uses :)

[honest mountain]

How can I use this Emojis for my server?

[winged badge]

@honest mountain right click image, save to computer, then... idk, upload them to server?

[honest mountain]

Im on Android😅

qm_summon

I cant copy it

Is there someone to join my server and upload this Emojis?

[gaunt reef]

wrong server nvm

[safe path]

XD

[teal raptor]

hello friends

@honest mountain assuming you have the required permissions, click your servername on the topleft - Serveer Settings - Emoji - Upload Emoji

make sure they have the right dimensions

[honest mountain]

👍 😁 👌

[teal raptor]

you can upload 50 free emotes iirc

[safe path]

Something like that

[teal raptor]

yeah

oooh man, I miss GDQ

I'm rewatching some old streams

I'm gonna try cutting my own hair today, since the barbers are still closed

now where's my Advanced Mining Beam....

😄

[safe path]

Yeah I haven't had a hair trim in 14 months or more now

[teal raptor]

my hair always grows like crazy, it's pretty long now

I usually have short hair with gel

but it's nice and warm on my head now in tihs cold weather

stupid Adobe message

yes, I know Flash is gonna get discontinued 6 months now!

[safe path]

Yeah I think mine is probably close to 30 inches or so right now

[teal raptor]

the driving schools have reopened today

2 strangers sittings next to each other in a closed space

...

last time I went to the barber was also with a mask, it went fine

today it's exactly 5 months since bars, restaurants, public swimming pools, fitness areas, and other recreational places have closed down

thank God I'm a gamer, I'd be bored to death in the weekend

😄

[safe path]

Problem is I don't trust the barbers around here enough to be that close to them

Hell I don't trust most people irl lol

[teal raptor]

sometimes I go for a walk (there's nothing much else you can do at this point)

you can't even go to the toilet, so you have to pee in the nature

[safe path]

That's why when the dentist called and said "coming in for your appointment?" I told them hell no, I'm not sitting there with my mouth wide fucking open in a room with 2 other people during a pandemic

[teal raptor]

I'm gonna get totally shitfaced once the bars re-open, I tell you that! 😉

I don't consume alcohol at home, it's not the same as with friends

yeah they have closed down all "contact professions" here, but dentists remain open

🤔

[safe path]

Yeah I agree with ya thete

Most things are usually better with friends

[teal raptor]

I haven't seen some friends in 8 months lol

we made a special lockdown group on Messenger where we talk every day, but it's hardly the same

"good" news is, my government ordered 6 million vaccines

they should have vaccinated the entire population by September 2021

[safe path]

Yeah I agree. I only see mine when we do DnD which is technically weekly, but we have been distancing too s lot and I haven't went in person for 3 weeks

[teal raptor]

but I see shit going awry one way or another 😄

Kito 👋

[safe path]

I just want to get the damn vaccine for being high risk but I can't yet

[teal raptor]

our former Minister of Health claimed in March "it's only a flu"

3 weeks later we had like 60k infected

...

yeah there's a pretty big majority of people who don't "trust" the vaccin

[safe path]

I would gladly take it

[teal raptor]

wait

you call your mother a bitch?

that's not nice 😛

[safe path]

I call my mother's husband a whole bunch of names because I hate him lol

[teal raptor]

stepdad?

😄

[safe path]

No he is my bio dad but I don't like to consider him as it

[teal raptor]

awww

[safe path]

We haven't seen eye to eye since I was 15

[teal raptor]

I love my parents, they always supported me whatever I did

it exists!

my parents have migrated to Endoxyl-78B/A in the Mulduvaan galaxy

👀

[safe path]

Loo

Lol

[teal raptor]

oh you're still a teenager

in that angry phase

^^

[safe path]

They have a reason to be upset tbh

[teal raptor]

I'll be your sugardaddy

wait

😄

[safe path]

Wut

[teal raptor]

HYPE

\o/

hahaha

[primal kelp]

[safe path]

Heh I remember that scene

[teal raptor]

I don't watch anime

never cared for it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[safe path]

To each and their own :)

[teal raptor]

no

KLINSK'S WAY, OR NO WAY AT ALL!!

😡

😄

hey that almost sounded like Limp Bizkit

[safe path]

Yeppers lol

[teal raptor]

brah

the first one sounded like "hey, lik hem"

lmao

which translates to "lick him" in my language

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-reported-blocked-and-reported-gif-15081141

[hallow isle]

That's amazing. I'm not even mad.

[teal raptor]

haha

[safe path]

I couldn't listen because wifey trying to sleep

[teal raptor]

you're not missing much

what is a Trial mod?

[safe path]

We are mods in training basically

[hallow isle]

Same as a moderator, but we're not permanent yet

[teal raptor]

aaah

🙂

yeah was gonna say that

[safe path]

Navi!

[teal raptor]

most popular game for speedrunning along with Super Mario 64

[safe path]

I don't get the appeal of speed running tbh

[teal raptor]

personally for me, it's looking for (not) intended glitches

I did a Dark Souls III all bosses speedrun last week

but I didn't improve my PB

I was off with like 6 minutes

😒

that game is hard af to speedrun properly

Far Cry 4 speedrun: don't stand up after the intro scene

ez

😄

[primal kelp]

https://twitter.com/GameSpot/status/1348479790064562184?s=19

GameSpot (@GameSpot)

To infinity and beyond! 🚀 Chris Evans is Buzz Lightyear in Pixar's upcoming Toy Story spinoff. https://t.co/zYINtcZ9fh⁠

Artwork Credit: Apex Form

Likes

600

Twitter · Jan 11, 2021, 4:00 AM

Why do they do this

Wait

Its just voice thabk god

[wintry sequoia]

why, why must they ruin toy story with a live action remake

[mint spear]

still have to do online classes even when sick

sad

[terse cargo]

Allright, beat ftl on easy

time for medium

shivers

[teal raptor]

lel

[wintry sequoia]

hey klinsk

long time no see

[terse cargo]

thats a pretty common system

[wintry sequoia]

ha i dont go to school at all

its all online

[terse cargo]

i wish i could do that again instead of full online

[wintry sequoia]

online class :(

[terse cargo]

because fuck my concentration is messed up during online school

[wintry sequoia]

online : yes
school: no

[terse cargo]

yeah i cant focus on online school

so i would like to actually go there so i can focus better, but its full lockdown over here

a lot of people hate america

[wintry sequoia]

question. does your online class requires you to have a camera?

[terse cargo]

nope

[wintry sequoia]

oh

[teal raptor]

hi Zephyr

[wintry sequoia]

👋

[terse cargo]

but a microphone is appreciated

[teal raptor]

I miss college, but I don't miss high school

[wintry sequoia]

2 of my teachers want to have camera as required

[teal raptor]

I always had assholes in my class in high school 😄

elementary school was funny when looking back, I always was the smallest, scrawniest kid who got picked on

I was crying like 4 - 5 times/week

BUT IT MADE ME STRONGER

HYPE

lmao Kito wat

[wintry sequoia]

kito noo

[terse cargo]

hmm my class was allright, some pricks here and there but allright all in all

[teal raptor]

let's grouphug Kito to death

[wintry sequoia]

sending my love to you kito <3

[teal raptor]

you don't like human contact?

[terse cargo]

so just to death then?

[teal raptor]

you can't start a relationship?

oh well there you go then 😛

[wintry sequoia]

its like a spectrum of people who are ok and who are big no

[teal raptor]

Zephyr, hold me 😭

[wintry sequoia]

??

lol why

[teal raptor]

👀

[wintry sequoia]

hugs softly

[teal raptor]

reported

[wintry sequoia]

you told me to hug you?

[teal raptor]

yeah but it isn't "tight"

it's more of a "I really don't wanna touc hyou" hug

doesn't count

[terse cargo]

ah my bad

[eternal thorn]

[teal raptor]

👻

[terse cargo]

gets car press

[teal raptor]

How To Get Away With Klinsk

[terse cargo]

here you go

gets car press

[wintry sequoia]

what happened i didnt see it

[teal raptor]

I'm gonna have some mac n cheese with bacon pieces

omnom

[terse cargo]

zephyr you have to put klinsk inside a hydraulic press

its the only way

[teal raptor]

hydraulic, eh?

[wintry sequoia]

my dad has a dumptruck

can i run him over with that?

[teal raptor]

that's it

go to your room!

[terse cargo]

but who is gonna drive the truck then

bye

[teal raptor]

👋

[wintry sequoia]

bye <3

stay safe yo

[teal raptor]

#klinsk

[wintry sequoia]

my room has one bar of internet

[hallow isle]

🤨

[terse cargo]

how dare you still be here

[wintry sequoia]

if i go to my room my messages will lag

[teal raptor]

Adam is a friend

[hallow isle]

You know we can see deleted messages right @wide grove

[wintry sequoia]

it was still loading on my end

i didnt see the end

[terse cargo]

but what if i ran it 3 times

[hallow isle]

I'm gonna suggest that any gif with the word 'hentai' in the title should be run zero times, unless it's this one

[wintry sequoia]

ok

[terse cargo]

what if i save it and watch it infinetly

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/stanley-hudson-hentai-art-the-office-gif-8640098

[mint spear]

What's the conversation

Im stuck in class doing nothing

Again

[terse cargo]

uhm mixed

[wintry sequoia]

hey poly, which cecilia song is that?

[mint spear]

They really should use the time better

[terse cargo]

oh also poly, you feelin any better

[teal raptor]

who's Poly?

[wintry sequoia]

cecilia

[terse cargo]

cecilia

[mint spear]

me

[teal raptor]

👋

[wintry sequoia]

let me guess the song

[mint spear]

Oh ok

[wintry sequoia]

cecilia, im down on my knees

[mint spear]

@terse cargo I think it was food poisoning

[wintry sequoia]

im begging you please come home

[mint spear]

Ye

[wintry sequoia]

is that the song?

[terse cargo]

ouch

[wintry sequoia]

ye

[mint spear]

Cecilia, your breaking my heart

Your shaking my confidence daily

I was gonna have my name be "just a city boy" but I sung Cecilia ish earlier and was like "huh this works as a name"

[teal raptor]

I don't get it

[mint spear]

it's a song

[wintry sequoia]

smh my head

[mint spear]

all my name have been song references or titles

Like before it was Kokomo

[wintry sequoia]

well its an anime

[mint spear]

Off the Florida Keys, there's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go to get away from it all
Bodies in the sand, tropical drink melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love to the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in Kokomo

[wintry sequoia]

so what is it my dude?

[mint spear]

first pfp I has was Frank from iasip in a spider-man costume

second was the Cephalon pfp I had for a year

Then a parrot and art of me made by friends and myself

[terse cargo]

my pfp is cat

[mint spear]

Now it's Orko

https://c.tenor.com/xOD2ehzqrNQAAAAM/orko-heman.gif

[teal raptor]

I made mine using a Discord pfp generator

doesn't even look like me

😦

[wintry sequoia]

stay safe kito

[teal raptor]

/fail

you'll be alright, Kito

[terse cargo]

my pfp is cat, and i like fire and explosions

simple stuff

[teal raptor]

what's it say

"your bad something"

[wintry sequoia]

my pfp is a homestuck reference

[terse cargo]

it would say "fuck your bad vibes" but i cropped it so it says "your bad vibes"

[mint spear]

I swear to fucking god why won't my teacher let me out the damn class you can't keep saying "we're gonna do another one" to these shit math problems that don't teach us anything

[wintry sequoia]

nice 👍

[mint spear]

I have work to do ahhhhhh

I wanna make food too

And do art

[terse cargo]

another one,
and another one

man you guys almost make me happy to be in exam phase

[wintry sequoia]

lol my teacher had us answer something on a piece of paper then we had to take a photo using our phones to send it to her

[mint spear]

i wonder if I can actually throw up and get out of class

It's easy to induce vomiting to me

Just imagine eating greasy cheesebread in a car while someone else is smoking

[terse cargo]

i am just sitting here eating cookies and listening to rammstein while learning for programming class

[mint spear]

Im eating cereal in a red solo cup

[terse cargo]

what person

[wintry sequoia]

i dont have creal

person ™️

[teal raptor]

I'm prolly the only one in this Discord who does NOT go to school anymore

[mint spear]

you are all people

Congratulations

nah servers pretty adultish

[terse cargo]

hmm could be worse

[teal raptor]

I'm also the oldest one here

ay!

[mint spear]

currently the youngings are talking

[teal raptor]

y

[wintry sequoia]

blockked for bieng too old

[teal raptor]

😦

[terse cargo]

just wanted to listen to them, not decided yet what i will listen to afterwards

[mint spear]

y'see the problem is that the real Polybius was born in 200 bce I can't make a joke about being 2220 years old because it's such a basic number and predictable

[terse cargo]

german metal is excellent

[teal raptor]

I'm 37

cool

[mint spear]

This reminds me

[wintry sequoia]

poly are you an immortal?

[mint spear]

My grandpa is a weeb

[wintry sequoia]

bruh

my condolence

[mint spear]

he was stationed in japan or some shit during military stuff and like he's unironically a weeb

Not even a weeb

An otaku

my grandpa is an otaku

I hate that there's words for these

[wintry sequoia]

this is so sad rhythm bot play cecilia 867-5309

[mint spear]

as soon as you said that 867-5309 started and Cecilia ended

[terse cargo]

rhythm doesn't obey it seems

[mint spear]

I like the spotify checking on profiles feature

[wintry sequoia]

so does your grandpa watch anime and have posters that sort of thing?

[mint spear]

I'd assume

Haven't talked to em in awhile

[terse cargo]

body pillows

[mint spear]

Just seen his facebook...

[terse cargo]

real life size replicas

a katana collection

[mint spear]

wouldn't question it

I mean I would but like he probably does

[wintry sequoia]

hot spring in the back yard

[terse cargo]

i mean a katana collection would probably be cool

[mint spear]

my grandma on my mom's side is a dementia racist who had new boyfriends every month some of which abused my ma and my grandpa on my mom's side divorced her and is a weeb or something

I really don't understand familiar politics

But my Dad's side seems mainly cool minus my Aunt's

[wintry sequoia]

when my parents went to japan, they got me mini katanas

[mint spear]

closest thing to a katana I have is a toy darksaber

Oh and toy mastersword

[terse cargo]

there is almost always one side of the family thats weird

[wintry sequoia]

that sounds cool but ultimately useless

[mint spear]

both sides of my family are weird

my grandpa was pretty cool

On my dad's side

[wintry sequoia]

so you must be wierd^2

[mint spear]

my grandma was cool too but died before I could remember

But my aunt's on my dad's side are uh

Strange?

I don't have much contact with em anymore after my grandpa passed away and they just wanted his inheritance

My dad cared for em the entire time while they were dicks

One is similar to my mom's side grandma and has a new boyfriend every month

And the other I don't know much about

Besides that my cousin on her side looks like a gender swapped version of me and that's freaky

[wintry sequoia]

you right, your family is so wierd

are you sure you guys arent from another world

[mint spear]

eh not that weird

Im skimming over the basic stuff

i mean I could go in depth and talk about how my mom threw a brick at a pedophile

but that's more #archived-old-serious ye?

my teachers taking the entire class

Help

[wintry sequoia]

||pedo deserved it tho|| thats all im gonna say about it

[mint spear]

||oh yeah||

im sure everyone has strange families

I think of my dysfunctional family as something that gives me a unique start even if it's a bit shit

Just makes it so I'm able to earn anything I achieve even if it's rigged against my odds and all

Happy with who I am for once and all

oh god class is finally over

[wintry sequoia]

🥳

party time

[mint spear]

and another in 5 minutes or so

Damn

[wintry sequoia]

party time over :(

[mint spear]

it was a short party time atleast

[wintry sequoia]

i was about to get up to make hot cocoa

but we ran out yesterday

[mint spear]

I know that feeling

You ever make cereal but forget you don't have milk so you got a bowl or cereal with no milk

[wintry sequoia]

oh yea like right now

i have milk no cereal

[terse cargo]

just a bowl of milk

[wintry sequoia]

im not a cat like you

i use a glass

[terse cargo]

fool, a bowl fits much more

[teal raptor]

cereals with milk ewww

[mint spear]

what

[wintry sequoia]

youre the fool if you think i would rather wash a bowl than a glass

[teal raptor]

it gets all soggy n shit

fuck that

[mint spear]

yeah

that's the point

Well not too soggy

Eat it faster

[teal raptor]

I like my cereal dry and supercrunchy ty

[mint spear]

sinner

[teal raptor]

reported

[wintry sequoia]

ok grampa

[teal raptor]

no u

[open bane]

I used to love it absolutely drenched in milk but as I grew up I liked it with less milk

not completely dry tho

[teal raptor]

I sincerely apologize, Kito 🤗

[wintry sequoia]

look what you did to kito, klinsk

[teal raptor]

oh ok, so now it's MY fault 🙄

[mint spear]

I have a friend who's family gets those mini muffins and puts them in milk and eats it like mush

that's horrible

[silver mantle]

very few cereals i can eat like a snack

but obviously chex works because chex mix

[teal raptor]

man, I need a cigarette, all this Discord makes me crave nicotine

so exhausting...

[wintry sequoia]

why did you let me read that

[teal raptor]

hi Aethena!

[open bane]

beautiful eyes

[teal raptor]

no one smokes here?

or is it like a forbidden topic

[mint spear]

Nope

[teal raptor]

I've been in a Discord once where you couldn't talk about cigarettes/alcohol

👀

[mint spear]

Cigs make me throw up

Just smelling the smoke

[teal raptor]

as a smoker, I also can't stand the smell, esp indoors

[wintry sequoia]

i used to have tb so smoke is my only weakness

[teal raptor]

tb?

[mint spear]

I think people smoking my whole childhoods given me breathing problems ish

Not severe but like

[wintry sequoia]

i cant cook without all the ventilation possible

tb= tubeclosis

tubreculosis

[teal raptor]

oh, we use "tbc" here

[wintry sequoia]

ah international differences

[teal raptor]

isn't tb like a super rare affliction?

I thought it only occured in like poor African countries

[wintry sequoia]

its kinda uncommon here

[teal raptor]

hmm

[wintry sequoia]

tropical country

islands

[teal raptor]

ok

[silver mantle]

🤷‍♀️

[terse cargo]

he does that sometimes

[silver mantle]

needed a break i guess

[teal raptor]

Marm?

[silver mantle]

i wouldn't worry about someone leaving a discord server for a few days haha

i've left this server for 5-6 months in the past

[teal raptor]

am I the newest member here or something?

[silver mantle]

iunno

im not new

[teal raptor]

I can't keep up with any convos here

[silver mantle]

whats to keep up with "ive left for 5-6 months before" lol

[terse cargo]

i mean you are probably not the newest member in this discord

[teal raptor]

welp, not that, aethena 😄

yeah Explosiv

but I'm like "who's Marm?"

I don't know many "older" members here

[wintry sequoia]

marmelade if you really want to know

[teal raptor]

thx, I actually really wanted to know

[wintry sequoia]

ive only interacted twice with them

[silver mantle]

just another user

[wintry sequoia]

and both times they were wierd interactions lol

[teal raptor]

them?

[wintry sequoia]

idk if dude or dudete

[teal raptor]

oh

[wintry sequoia]

so them

[teal raptor]

weird annotation

[wintry sequoia]

how am i supposed to say it?

[teal raptor]

I use him/her

[silver mantle]

them is better if you don't know

[teal raptor]

according to which etiquette?

[silver mantle]

the one where you don't assume

[teal raptor]

ok

[dry bison]

Everyone is a dead.

err

Sorry

Dude

Not dead.

[wintry sequoia]

its called being in the internet

[terse cargo]

zombie apocalypse here i come

[wintry sequoia]

no one is a gurl

just guys

[terse cargo]

well, you are better of assuming everyone's a guy

[open bane]

[wintry sequoia]

/s like come oh bro. girls dont know how computers work

[dry bison]

I wouldn't go that far.

[wintry sequoia]

/s thats why girls cant be video games

[lucid granite]

girls don't exist

dontcha know?

[wintry sequoia]

see this guy gets it

[mint spear]

Uh

[dry bison]

Girls are just guys

[lucid granite]

girls are just a government conspiracy

[dry bison]

What's a government?

[wintry sequoia]

[lucid granite]

the government is just a government conspiracy

[mint spear]

I'll come back later

[jaunty copper]

What’s a spirit see

[wintry sequoia]

spirit sees ghosts?

[jaunty copper]

I guess

[silver mantle]

😐

[jaunty copper]

Ringu cat

[lucid granite]

he walk

[jaunty copper]

Or the grudge

But I forgot the Korean title

[silver mantle]

Ok.

[lucid granite]

Ooh, the passive agressive "Ok." yikes

[wintry sequoia]

that cat be walking tho

[silver mantle]

you're all too paranoid

[open bane]

they truly are out to get me though

[lucid granite]

or maybe your too paranoid

[open bane]

you're

[lucid granite]

.-.

[open bane]

looks like a tiny skateboard

[silver mantle]

could just roll with the grand conspiracy that im an AI 😛

[lucid granite]

Are you saying you're not?

[open bane]

MsAIThena

[terse cargo]

not believing in the AI aethena theory

[wintry sequoia]

<-- means galaxy brain

[open bane]

btw I am simply appalled that I did not make the cut for trial mod with my stellar application

[silver mantle]

sorry not enough experience

[lucid granite]

I am disgusted that I did not make mod after giving no application

[open bane]

very true

[silver mantle]

the Ms stands for Microsoft

[open bane]

does the existence of microsoft imply the existence of a macrohard

[past turtle]

Metro boomin make it boom😩😩😩

[terse cargo]

sounds better than cortana tbh

[open bane]

interesting input

[silver mantle]

Microsoft Athena™

[teal raptor]

I am disappointed I didn't make Discord dev

[terse cargo]

down with that, as soon as you replace Microsoft cortana

[silver mantle]

you did miss a wild one zoid haha

[open bane]

what'd i miss

[terse cargo]

because let's be real, who uses Microsoft cortana

[silver mantle]

i'll dm you

[open bane]

oh i do sometimes

when i accidentally hit windows key + S

[wintry sequoia]

what's i miss, virginia my home sweet home i wanna give ya kiss

[teal raptor]

sweet home Alakansas

[open bane]

and then cortana asks me what i want to search for and i close the thing

[wintry sequoia]

noooo

its a hamilton song

[teal raptor]

yes Zephyr

[terse cargo]

yeah imagine aethena would replace cortana, big improvement

[wintry sequoia]

is this how this place is spelled?

alakansas??

[teal raptor]

😢

[wintry sequoia]

and how is it pronouced??

[terse cargo]

its Kansas but colder

[wintry sequoia]

is this a typo or is this the correct spelling

im being serious

i cant trust america with names after seeing arkansas and arkensaw

[terse cargo]

arkham

[teal raptor]

Ala-Kenzes

I actually pronounced Arkansas as Ar-Kenses for a long time till someone corrected me

(I'm European btw 😄 )

[wintry sequoia]

oh good it was a typo

[teal raptor]

lol

[wintry sequoia]

i thought amarica had a place called alakansas

[teal raptor]

I highly doubt thta

[lucid granite]

i wish

[silver mantle]

you're thinking of alaska and kansas

and mixing them

[wintry sequoia]

so whats arkensaw

[silver mantle]

its another state

[teal raptor]

I was actually mixing Alabama/Kansas

[silver mantle]

Arkansas is a place

[teal raptor]

HA!

[silver mantle]

Alaska is a place

and Kansas is a place

and Alabama is a place

[open bane]

I wish arkansas was like the wario of kansas

[teal raptor]

there's no place like Klinsk

[civic ferry]

Is there a Kansas, Canada?

[teal raptor]

no

but there is a Canada in Kansas

[civic ferry]

I love how much settlers reused names

[wintry sequoia]

so arkansas and arkensaw are the same place but one is correct spelling the other is phonetically spelled?

[civic ferry]

London, Ontario

[open bane]

yeah

[teal raptor]

Germany, Maryland

[civic ferry]

Yeah, the final 's' is silent

[teal raptor]

Athens, Ohio

[open bane]

Arkansas is the place, Arkensaw is how it's pronounced

[terse cargo]

Germany, Darmstadt

[wintry sequoia]

🤯

[open bane]

Now how would you pronounce Billerica

[teal raptor]

depends

[lucid granite]

i wish sas was a word

[teal raptor]

if it's Spanish the "ll" is swallowed

[open bane]

it's a Massachusetts town

[silver mantle]

confusing city names? if you go south from where I live you'll end up in Vancouver, and if you go north from where I live you'll end up in Vancouver

[teal raptor]

O_0

conclusion: MsAethena lives in New Mexico

[open bane]

billerica is pronounced billrickuh

[silver mantle]

Vacouver, WA and Vancouver, BC

[teal raptor]

Zois, wat

[open bane]

some people add in a little bit of an "a" sound, like "billarickuh"

[wintry sequoia]

looks like bilyerikuh to me

[open bane]

but sounds the same

[silver mantle]

bout the same drive time either way too

[teal raptor]

Zoid, like Italo-Americans 😄

[open bane]

it's New England so yep lol

[teal raptor]

you-uh be-a quiet

Imma gonna shake-ah my fist-ah

[open bane]

oh that's not italo-american that's just caricaturized italian lol

[teal raptor]

yeha

Italians are nice

[wintry sequoia]

yehaw

[teal raptor]

a wild Klinsk appears

gotta report 'em all

[open bane]

I get my new monitor in the mail today

pretty hyped

[wintry sequoia]

.throw pokeball @teal raptor

[teal raptor]

\o/

[silver mantle]

nice!

.uinfo

[civic ferry]

https://youtu.be/t4ZvGwD6_qg

[silver mantle]

commands are disabled here now 🙂

[open bane]

my current one is slowly dying and i just don't want it to randomly die when i am in the middle of work 😩

[civic ferry]

!hg

[open bane]

ghostcart are you from MA

[dry bison]

Canada got very literal with taking on names

Nova Scotia is literally "New Scotia"

[civic ferry]

Y

[teal raptor]

I got a 32" curved Samsung monitor last year, pretty happy with it, 2560x1440 resolution, 144 Hz refresh rate

ez

[silver mantle]

i wish i had more space on my desk i want a bigger monitor 😒

maybe when i get my new PC

[teal raptor]

@dry bison Los Angeles

[silver mantle]

which is at an unknown time in the future

[open bane]

@civic ferry good video

@teal raptor that's basically what I got, a Gigabyte one though, 165Hz

only issue with that video is he says there is no -ham in the commonwealth but Framingham and Wareham are pronounced like ham

[wintry sequoia]

guy in the vid sounds like jack black

[teal raptor]

🙂

[civic ferry]

I'm so sad about framingham

Decided to give up their status as the most populated Town in the US

[torn hull]

I lived in a town named Parsippany. Listening to out of state folk trying to say the names of all the towns named after Lenai-Lenape indian words is always a laugh.

[steady cairn]

There's a lake in Massachusetts named Lake Char­gogg­a­gogg­man­chaugg­a­gogg­chau­bun­a­gung­a­maugg, lol.

[torn hull]

Then there's Newark, which is pronounced differently from Newark, PA depending on which side of the Delaware river you're from.

And Dunellen, which is duhNEL'n I just think most people there are just stoned.

[teal raptor]

Welsh names are funny

Llydwychnglallegnnen

Stardew Caine

👀

[civic ferry]

do quiznos

[teal raptor]

[bronze acorn]

Hey guys I need opinions

What are your opinions on Wilson Percival Higgsbury?

[jaunty copper]

doo cane

oh dumb scroll!

[bronze acorn]

Do you have an opinion on Wilson?

[jaunty copper]

🏐

[gaunt reef]

damn I happened to stumble upon the source of the "ah I see you're a man of culture" meme pic

except the translation is different here

its from the anime Arakawa Under the Bridge Season 2

[mint spear]

So

My lil brother unmuted himself accidentally in class and yelled "I'm a living nerf gun mother fucker" and didn't realize till he saw the ppls faces and just fucking left immediately and freaked out

I will not disclose what lead to this

[eternal thorn]

Feel like that's gonna lead somewhere soon.

[jaunty copper]

concur

[bronze acorn]

oh god

[hallow isle]

The FBI want to know your location

[mint spear]

this is hilarious

He's having a breakdown

im gonna shoot him with a nerf gun to console him

[hallow isle]

Top tier big brother/sister behaviour

[mint spear]

it's nerf or nothing

[hallow isle]

hmm, I keep hearing buses bottoming out on the road hump outside

part of the road must have sunk

[gray peak]

Eh shouldn’t lead to much trouble

Unless he’s in kindergarten or something

[mint spear]

He's 13

[hallow isle]

is he the quiet kid?

[mint spear]

no

maybe

yes

probably

[hallow isle]

well, fortunately school districts in the US are well known for being tolerant and forgiving right? 😬

[gray peak]

Yeah unless it’s a catholic school or smth

Public middle schools don’t really care tbh

[mint spear]

depends which middle school

[gray peak]

Unless your a white kid yelling racial slurs, then you’ll get in trouble

[gray peak]

Private schools are generally less tolerant

[mint spear]

This is the school who's principal held a grudge against me and got a police report on me and all for punching a kid bullying me

also hahaha the racial slurs wouldn't get you in trouble here

[gray peak]

Damn

[mint spear]

it's a racist christian white town

in Michigan

[jaunty copper]

Principal Vendetta...coming to a yt channel near you

[gray peak]

It also depends on the teachers who hear you curse

[mint spear]

yeah I've had good teachers but the schools notorious for having bad teachers so the only good ones are new ones who are using this as a "step school"

[terse cargo]

the new teachers are always the good teachers

[jaunty copper]

before they are chewed up and shat out

[undone moat]

martyr moment

[open bane]

how do you know the person who "used the answer key" even actually used the right answer key

and assuming they did use the answer key how do you know they entered the answers in a way that was as correct as the answer key without directly copying it

[primal kelp]

I mean unless its multiple choice how do u get 61%

With a wrong answer key

[open bane]

personally i think it's more likely that someone did poorly on a test (happens a lot) versus a teacher is intentionally marking correct answers as incorrect because ???

and if it was short answer or something the answers could have been wrong if they tried to modify them to not match the answer key exactly or something, i have no clue

im just saying there are like a million simple explanations for someone doing badly on a test, the least likely in my opinion is a teacher just randomly marking answers wrong because they're bored

just my unbiased opinion

[fleet hollow]

@nocturne marsh it os not

Not in terms of ferenheit or celsius

But absolute zero

You can't go below absolute zero

[undone moat]

[gray peak]

Hex always be typing but never hitting enter 😔

[mint spear]

Cause I have the realization that if I'm not interested in what I'm about to type, nobody else will be.

[gray peak]

Chicken

[restive haven]

WAY off topic. https://nostalgicvirginian.com/2021/01/remembering-landmark-mall-with-an-80s-flourish/

[gray peak]

Post your half baked ideas

[undone moat]

that's not necessarily true

[restive haven]

Quite

[undone moat]

honestly half the stuff I say I'm not nearly as interested in as you think I am

usually when I'm passionate/interested in something you can tell

[limber fractal]

Relatable 😆

[mint spear]

I logged in to my webservers today to do a quick update cause I haven't paid them any attention in literal months.
Turns out I never got around to upgrading from CentOS 6 which is now dead so my quick update turned in to a good chunk of my day making backups and then updating to CentOS 7 and then restoring backups.
I am so angry with myself for putting it off previously and just forgetting about it.

Really ruined my day.

[dusty magnet]

Hi hex!

[mint spear]

Hello Bee. I hope you are well.

[jaunty copper]

pyrrhic victory

[undone moat]

💤

[jaunty copper]

wake up! did you drink your sauce smoothie today???

[undone moat]

my what

[spare harbor]

Good afternoon people 😄

[gray peak]

Good afternoon

[spare harbor]

Hello sirhalfalots

So baseball bats in Cyberpunk.. I may have mixed feelings on them now.

I walked into a army of thugs, SWING BATTER BATTER!

[gray peak]

Did you die

[spare harbor]

Weaving back and forth between them hitting them the head, stacked them , all 30 of them

Now, tell me, why is a baseball bat considered non lethal

LOL!

[gray peak]

Anything can be lethal

[spare harbor]

I kept single shotting them hitting them in the head, it was downright mayhem, the ai had no idea how to handle my behaviour, I kept running through them swinging, bobbing around obstacles and coming back through

Then one of the Ai screams, OH GOD HES PICKING US OFF ONE AT A TIME!

[gray peak]

While t posing?

[spare harbor]

nah

I dont run into that issue

Or most of the bugs for that matter

I dont know why

Although, I did hit a car with my baseball bat and send it flying

I about died laughing

[gray peak]

Did you get a home run

[spare harbor]

chuckles no, but I did send it into the ocean.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/221827064368594944/798096308875427881/F0AE75A7C31623A128CB95BD3BBFE1752599EC86.png?width=1120&height=630

Me after taking care of a gang

Lol, that grin says it all

I think its interesting though, how quickly the game media Ive been uploading shows up in other sources.

Had to ask a friend at Google about the recent changes to the search enginer

I am NOT happy with some of the upcoming changes.

[spare harbor]

You are a very unhappy looking woman

[hallow isle]

Would it ruin your day harder if I told you that you can do an in place upgrade to between 6 and 7 now, and it's not terrible :x

[mint spear]

Eh. I did upgrade to 7 before I forget about it again.

Cause I absolutely will.

[hallow isle]

You can do a sidegrade from centos to rhel too now if that floats your boat

I converted ~30 systems over the holiday between the two OS's

[spare harbor]

You just gave me a idea Adam...

[fickle obsidian]

off the topic there was a topic to be lost in topic

[spare harbor]

All topics get lost, its like a cyclone of WOOOOSH!

[mint spear]

Good starting point tbh. I'm gunna slowly get work moving up to Summer and then be all in again.

[fickle obsidian]

guys instead of upgrading your systems just stop connecting them to the internet, ez fix

[mint spear]

...

Why did I not think of this?

Sometimes the easy option is so easy you can't see it.

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/when-i-explained-about-symptoms-of-coronavirus-to-my-family-donald-trump-gif-trending-gif-18540578

@fickle obsidian u ^

[fickle obsidian]

servers work super well offline

[spare harbor]

SO what he is really saying is, Im a barely stable moron?

Try the absolute opposite filter with Trump comments

[fickle obsidian]

people never expect to go online to submit requests to servers

[spare harbor]

its hilarious

But.. a server is online...

[fickle obsidian]

sshhj

[spare harbor]

Nevermind, brains to slow

[hallow isle]

a lot of the ones I mange are "offline"

[spare harbor]

To much tequila, spicey mexican and lack of sleep

a bad mix

[hallow isle]

they're behind a load balancer, so don't get requests directly, they update internally, get dns/ntp internally...

etc

[fickle obsidian]

@undone moat did you murder the printer?

[spare harbor]

Thats not offline so much as a seperate network.

[undone moat]

no

[spare harbor]

I mean technically its literally is its own internet

:p

[undone moat]

I'm gonna install it after hours

[fickle obsidian]

fuck but printers deserve destruction

[spare harbor]

Hey, I care for my work printer

[fickle obsidian]

they are cursed objects

[spare harbor]

pets beautiful beast of a printer

You say that, but Ive kept this thing running 12 years.

[fickle obsidian]

the only way they work reliably is a blood sacrifice

[undone moat]

printers don't deserve mercy

[spare harbor]

So?

Someone has to be sacrificed eventually

Mite as well be you for a lovely picture

Ill print your picture with it

Then we shall burn it

See how it works?

[hallow isle]

imagine using paper

[fickle obsidian]

i think we should train spiders to handle networking

[spare harbor]

I mite be a little over protective of the printer...

[mint spear]

All seasons of The Office US are finally on UK Netflix. 😩 😩 😩 😩

[spare harbor]

Paper is awesome.

[undone moat]

look if it doesn't print in 3 dimensions then its dead to me

[hallow isle]

ugh, that means I have to try and remember my place

oh

S5E5

thanks, netflix

[mint spear]

Hahahaha

Right there.

[spare harbor]

Thats not even a printer puter

Thats a blasphemous scoundrel

[hallow isle]

That was much easier than I expected

it's been literally years

[spare harbor]

BURN THE PRINTING HERETIC!

[fickle obsidian]

my leg sensors are offline & reconnecting

[hallow isle]

try taking your legs off, cleanng the joints and reinstalling them

[mint spear]

Mineral oil gives a very nice sheen to finish the clean. 👌

[clever vessel]

Windex

[mint spear]

Great for them stubborn stains.

[spare harbor]

Hrmm

Man, my landlords insane

Quite literally. I realized she takes the same medicine after seeing it on the counter as someone who has advanced psychopathy

[undone moat]

you just moved in and you're already saying that?

[spare harbor]

Greeeeeat

[undone moat]

😬

[spare harbor]

Well, this isnt the first time

I worked with a psychopath for years. Ended up murdering his landlords and roommate

Worked with another one right before that

Seems, I get alllll the luck

[mint spear]

Where the fuck you live? Arkham City?

[fickle obsidian]

has win in the name obviously best choice

[mint spear]

Fucking, Jesus.

[spare harbor]

Sigh, more of a circumstance of lack of mental healthcare

The entire west coast is loaded with people like this.

Ive know... maybe... 100 murderers over my life

Maybe more

How does that even make sense

[clever vessel]

what??

[undone moat]

bakersfield is a scary place in some areas

[clever vessel]

you... you KNOW 100 people who have murdered?

[hallow isle]

wanna make it 101? 😮

[spare harbor]

Not really...

[clever vessel]

make that 103

[spare harbor]

Sigh

[open bane]

zug cute doe 😳

[clever vessel]

i am

[spare harbor]

I mean technically if I count all the people i know who are soliders who killed people they didnt like..

Yeah...

What?

[clever vessel]

zuggie

[hallow isle]

well this got dark fast

[spare harbor]

Eh

Im good at that Adam

Welcome to my life

[clever vessel]

send me their email addresses so i can scam them with time share deals

[spare harbor]

Truthfully, I find it rather comforting Ive managed to survive as long as I have, in such a hostile society.

[open bane]

zug you can scam me

[clever vessel]

i will email you and steal all of your caps

[open bane]

thank you

[spare harbor]

You can steal my old clothes.

[clever vessel]

happy monday btw

[open bane]

sit on my desk so i can examine your joint pain while i work

squeeze bottle

[clever vessel]

has windex in it

[open bane]

i have heard that does wonders for human skin

[clever vessel]

tasty as well

[spare harbor]

btw, if you all cant tell Im being somewhat satirical , I apologize. Just tired. I have had some fairly close calls growing up though. The mental health care in this area is loathesome. Back in the 1990s they closed a mental institute in oregon. Ever since, the entire area is rife with mental issues.

[mint spear]

Bath in Windex to become transparent.

[clever vessel]

i will next month, Hex

[hallow isle]

tried to find an amusing gif about joints

[mint spear]

👍

[hallow isle]

stoners ruin everything

[clever vessel]

February

[spare harbor]

Why?

I mean stoners make wonderful grub

Mmmm

Stone pizza

[clever vessel]

brick oven

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/wood-fired-pizza-oven-portable-pizza-oven-small-pizza-oven-outdoor-kitchen-pizza-oven-table-top-pizza-oven-gif-14227611

[clever vessel]

hey green egg

but it's red

looks similar

[mint spear]

Red Green Egg.

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/bbq-greenegg-green-egg-smoke-gif-12084212

[heavy vale]

tabletop pizza oven, like as in you could watch the pizza cook at the table after you order it?

sign me up

[mint spear]

😌

[clever vessel]

pretty cool

[mint spear]

If I had a pizza oven, I'd probably cook pizza's in the pizza oven tbh.

[clever vessel]

eggs

[mint spear]

Pizza oven baked eggs.

[spare harbor]

hrmm

[clever vessel]

mmmmm

[spare harbor]

The only pizza oven I have access to is my uncles

He has a outdoor oven wrack, wood fed

Really quite lovely

[clever vessel]

neat

[spare harbor]

Its great for cooking a lot of different things

[clever vessel]

i bet

you guys ever seen this guy's cooking youtube channel? pretty entertaining. lotsa meat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI4SAKoaOXU

he never smiles

[mint spear]

Holy crap, look at the size of that chicken.

Oh Bison.

[clever vessel]

that's a large bird

[spare harbor]

lol

Trike steak anyone?

[clever vessel]

what's that?

[spare harbor]

Im kidding

[mint spear]

Meat with 3 wheels.

[spare harbor]

Well..

Thats not what i meant, but now I do

[clever vessel]

i simply have never heard of the word Tryke

[spare harbor]

Triceratops

[clever vessel]

would be fun to ride a bike made of meat though

ahh

i bet dinosaur was tasty

[spare harbor]

IE, Trike in ark

Hrmm

I mean depends, some dinosaurs would be like turkey

others much more robust

[clever vessel]

lizards

[spare harbor]

Birds, reptilians, semi mammal

Dinosaurs came in many different kinds of musculatures

Skin too

[clever vessel]

yuuh

[spare harbor]

Such a beautiful fossil

[clever vessel]

pretty amazing that still exists

[spare harbor]

Well, the fossil was preserved in a very low o2 environment

Plus in sea mud

Sealed away in a cold low 02 environment, like a tomb

The fact we had so much preserved on the Anky really just helped show what people guessed the body would look like was very much close to the real thing

It helped pin down a lot of details

That huge blade on the side was suprising though

[gray peak]

M

[undone moat]

ario.

[gray peak]

W

[undone moat]

afers.

[gray peak]

Wrong

aluigi was correct

[fickle obsidian]

add joints to my joints to decrease joint pain by distributing joint stress load

[jaunty copper]

aloogie

[open bane]

i will @fickle obsidian

[fickle obsidian]

ty

[dusty magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/iggydr-dr-nick-nick-dr-doctor-gif-19040004

[undone moat]

no

[dusty magnet]

am sober

[gray peak]

Fart be like

[undone moat]

there's something very wrong with that emoji

I hate it

[gray peak]

👂👁️👃👁️👂
👄

😀
🦺
👖
👞

[fickle obsidian]

@dusty magnet yo so like pass dat ||honey||

[gray peak]

Construction worker

Sir this is not the meme channel

This is me:
🙂
👕
👖
👟

This is you:
🤡
👕
👖
🦶

[open bane]

put some shoes on, stanky one foot ass hoppin around

[safe path]

I wish we could go bare foot x.x

[undone moat]

nah

shoes hide the mistakes that are my feet

I'm glad for them

[safe path]

Yeah but I like the feel of grass on my feet

[undone moat]

probably not a good idea to walk barefoot on grass here tbh

[fickle obsidian]

okay so like put grass in ur shoes

[undone moat]

the grass here sucks

[fickle obsidian]

[undone moat]

not to mention snakes and bugs

[open bane]

a sole insert that is just grass

[safe path]

And smells like fresh cut grass

[grave inlet]

Hello

[undone moat]

lemon.

[safe path]

I don't want to get out of bed today, woke up about 20 minutes ago. Wildest damn dreams I've ever had

[gray peak]

help I did the delivery dance and now I’m getting arrested

[mint spear]

Haha bye halflings.

[safe path]

Oh no halfings, don't arrest them...so anyways

:p

[undone moat]

https://tenor.com/zBF5.gif

[safe path]

Brooklyn 99?

[cosmic blaze]

The whole gang is here

[hallow isle]

The gang left 😮

[undone moat]

no gang.

[hallow isle]

lo-gang.

I hate myself for even typing that.

[undone moat]

if it makes you feel better I don't get the joke so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hallow isle]

damn

you might be a boomer

I'm so sorry

[spare harbor]

I am a boomer

[cosmic blaze]

The gang will come back

[dusty magnet]

a

[hallow isle]

If the gang comes back they might leave with someone else

[spare harbor]

I kid of course, Im a millenial, first year

Im head of the class

😛

[dusty magnet]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[cosmic blaze]

If the gang comes back they might leave with someone else
@hallow isle
I dont get it

[dusty magnet]

oop sorry wrong tab

[cosmic blaze]

Oh no

[undone moat]

he's implying you're gonna get axed

[cosmic blaze]

Not the entire gang is there

he's implying you're gonna get axed
@undone moat
oh

[undone moat]

just a bit of a heads up