Got you
#off-topic-bond-james-bond
dusty magnet
undone moat
Unacceptable.
dusty magnet
Got you gooodd
mint spear
?
hallow wave
Didn’t help
clever vessel
just gotta wait a while, people won’t respond immediately
hallow wave
You won’t👁👄👁
clever vessel
tbh i haven’t played nms for almost 2 months
clever vessel
it has planets
hallow wave
It do be a space game though
dusty magnet
PLANETS
clever vessel
round
hallow wave
clever vessel
hope i helped
undone moat
spocks
undone moat
man one of these days when bee is high off his ass I kinda just want to try breaking his brain
undone moat
I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages
dusty magnet
Bet
fickle obsidian
sublubibal massages
dusty magnet
Syllabus massages
dusty magnet
blublubiblal
Omg so big brain
clever vessel
me too
dusty magnet
How do you make food
clever vessel
fire
dusty magnet
Hot
safe path
Damn the final fight in EndGame all gives me that goose bump feeling
undone moat
I think bee died.
dusty magnet
Dead
undone moat
ded
dry bison
@clever vessel I wonder how much that guy works out.
clever vessel
too much, and probably doesn’t eat
dry bison
A part of me is jealous of that body, but then there's a part of me that's not envious at all because I'm getting by just fine without that body and don't have to work nearly as much
clever vessel
yeah i don’t care about ever being close to that
dry bison
I am happy to just not be so big that it hurts my joints to walk.
clever vessel
mhm
gray peak
“Discord mods are censoring us, that’s why I wrote my book”
-George Orwell
clever vessel
imagine something like discord living in the year 1950
dry bison
It would've been owned by the military probably under ARPAnet
clever vessel
sometimes it’s interesting to think if people had ideas close to what we have now
dry bison
What do you mean?
Before the technology existed people were still communicating globally using radios.
clever vessel
of course it’s a gradual thing, getting to where we are now, but thinking about people who could envision what we have now years ago
dry bison
Before the internet that is
Yeah. Eventually mankind will be using quantum entanglement to communicate.
clever vessel
we’ll all have brain chips
dry bison
Oops I accidentally medulla dialed mom
clever vessel
😩
dry bison
I need to lay off the hypocampus
clever vessel
the future of all that kinda scares me
already scares me
what social media does to us
dry bison
hahaha I spelled hippocampus wrong...Proof I need to lay off the hippocampus
dry bison
"Welcome to Hippos" The Operating system for hipsters.
dusty magnet
Quesadilla has been made
dry bison
What does she think about that?
clever vessel
noice
dry bison
Was she pretending to be a planter?
clever vessel
he too busy chompin the quesadilla
clever vessel
potato
fickle obsidian
walkie talkies are p. cool tbh
clever vessel
they were fun
dry bison
So are number stations
clever vessel
lucid granite
mew-mer
lament ginkgo
Listening to new songs, one of them just fully changed genres for the outro lol
undone moat
crunch
lucid granite
new songs for what?
lament ginkgo
My boredom, mostly
dry bison
I feel bad for that poor son of a bitch charley, whose name was attached to muscle spasm.
Can you imagine being called charley horse?
lucid granite
rest in peace
Maybe it was Charley the Horse
or the Unicorn
that's more fitting
dry bison
Holy shit Charley, you're like an uncontrollable muscle contraction that threatens to break my bones...
gray peak
If your friend request gets denied you see it right
lucid granite
no
glad cypress
on what platform?
lucid granite
you'll see it's no longer pending if u check
but u won't get notified that it was declined
gray peak
Oh ok
glad cypress
yeah itll just stop being pending
lucid granite
Discord isn't cruel
dry bison
I remember this one time that one time and then there was this thing that happened but stopped.
So it's cool.
glad cypress
I remember this one time that one time and then there was this thing that happen...
Why did the thing happen that one time then but stopped??
dry bison
It didn't stop. This thing that happened but stopped. Not that one time, though. That was another one.
hallow wave
Okay real question, anyone fart and poop at the same time?
Like is it even possible?
arctic root
No
hallow wave
I need to know if it’s real
arctic root
The fart would get blocked
hallow wave
But what if you poop and fart it out?
arctic root
Unless your poop has holes in it, the fart should be before or after, never in the middle
If thats so, then you have far bigger problems than curiosity
hallow wave
But like you could have little poop and it would have space
arctic root
True, but that would be one after the other
arctic root
Just buy a bag of prunes and see for yourself
glad cypress
what if you have really foamy poop
glad cypress
ive had a few logs in the past that like, float
glad cypress
but what if it was all foamy
arctic root
Then you have a far bigger problem than finding out if you can fart and excrete feces at the same time
hallow wave
No!
arctic root
Maybe changing your diet will suffice?
hallow wave
I need answers not a doctor
safe path
ugh, well here goes first 3 minute video for public speaking course, this is going to suck ass
glad cypress
suppose you had a horrific accident in which you gained another hole into your intestinel track...
would that count as pooping and farting at the same time?
hallow wave
But like couldn’t you have the fart go around it while you poop?
arctic root
Then you would theoretically be able to both fart and excrete feces
arctic root
But then you would most likely begin to have leaking problems
heavy vale
Seriously
hallow wave
But still! I’m looking it up
glad cypress
But like couldn’t you have the fart go around it while you poop?
you'd probably have to have a drastically widening butthole
arctic root
Yes, you can accomplish your goal, but the consequences can be quite severe
glad cypress
so the pooop is shaped by a smaller tract
hallow wave
It’s possible
glad cypress
and then the fart escapes while it's sliding out
glad cypress
HOW
arctic root
Go ahead and attempt it
heavy vale
This sounds awfully serious
glad cypress
other than some CP2077 stuff
hallow wave
I’m going to!
glad cypress
i dont see any way to do it
arctic root
I’m going to!
You may find your calling if you attempt it
hallow wave
Thank you! I’ll make sure to live stream it
glad cypress
this is truly a monumental moment for science
hallow wave
I’m not that smart but did I just make a discovery for pooping and farting at the same time?
arctic root
Relay to me the consequences of your actions, withholding certain details
hallow wave
If I go to jail for it, it was for science!
arctic root
No, it was already discovered, you just found evidence of your hypothesis
hallow wave
Well I’ll be the first to do it!
hallow wave
fuck
hallow wave
Exactly^^
arctic root
Considering the sheer amount of humans on this planet, someone somewhere has most likely farted and excreted feces simultaneously
arctic root
not possible.
Defying the evidence won't help you
hallow wave
I can do it if I eat enough
glad cypress
no one has documented doing it before.
dry bison
What is the question about arseholes?
glad cypress
i don't see cave paintings of people shitting and farting at the same time
i don't see medieval art of people doing it
hallow wave
What is the question about arseholes?
Can you fart and poop at the same time
hallow wave
No you don’t!
arctic root
The subjects were most likely embarrassed by the fact that they accomplished such an unpleasant feat
hallow wave
But can you do it at the same time
arctic root
But can you do it at the same time
I would advise purchasing a bag of prunes from your local grocery store before attempting further testing
dry bison
Gotta up that fiber
hallow wave
What kind of beans? Or prunes
arctic root
I actually find prunes to be delectable
glad cypress
fava beans
dry bison
Eat lima beans. They're a special kind of good for you.
arctic root
Why not attempt to consume all of our suggestions
glad cypress
blend it up
arctic root
Beans can sometimes have a very starch like taste to them
hallow wave
I eat beans on crackers
hallow wave
I DO IT!
arctic root
It would be highly inefficient to make a ninja blend your prune and bean concoction
hallow wave
My adventure is over, I finally got people to argue over pooping and farting.
arctic root
You be obligated to pay the ninja for their strenuous service, not to mention the difficulties of finding a ninja to begin with
glad cypress
SPEAK
arctic root
Let alone one willing to blend your provided ingredients
rare mauve
SWOOP
MINECRAFT
MAP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
arctic root
It may be in your best interest to compile these words into a single sentence, allowing others to quickly understand the meaning behind them
undone moat
Soup.
arctic root
I find this unbelievable, to think that someone would willingly play bedrock edition
glad cypress
mobile, m8
arctic root
I am quite surprised
rare mauve
I find this unbelievable, to think that someone would willingly play bedrock edi...
I have screenshot proof
glad cypress
I find this unbelievable, to think that someone would willingly play bedrock edi...
also cross play
safe path
Hmm lets try that making emote larger thing that someone said eearly this morning
rare mauve
arctic root
I understand that you play bedrock
arctic root
I am just unwilling to believe it
safe path
rare mauve
glad cypress
rare mauve
Imagine playing on mobile
Imagine thinking saying pog was cool
safe path
poggers
hallow wave
Burn
safe path
rare mauve
As you can see I’m terrible at come backs
safe path
As you can see I’m terrible at come backs
Its okay we still love you
hallow wave
No
hallow wave
B̷̑͘u̷͘͠r̷̅͊ń̴̈́
rare mauve
as you can see I can burn myself quite easily
hallow wave
No you can’t
rare mauve
Yes I can
safe path
Bitch I got a lighter right here, I can to
hallow wave
N̶̊͂o̵͊͗
rare mauve
I just need to light a fire and then walk in
hallow wave
Some sadistics in here
fickle obsidian
ngl batteries are cool & all but fuckin' unreliable as hell
hallow wave
@myvrjoysticks
fickle obsidian
just checked one of my devices, battery said hi 2023, fucker already corroding 😬
heavy vale
ngl batteries are cool & all but fuckin' unreliable as hell
plugins are so much less troublesome and they don't give up the ghost at the worst possible time
fickle obsidian
thankfully not too severe, but ffs
and they don't corrode in a way that can be totally destructive to the device in question
fickle obsidian
cable can go bad for sure, but if it's smartly designed, you can swap out the cables
hallow wave
Lie like a rug
fickle obsidian
we are the rugs
silver mantle
gonna be a sleepy day
heavy vale
hii
silver mantle
hello
dusty magnet
Hi Kait!!
silver mantle
hi bee!
dusty magnet
Hru
silver mantle
im very tired
silver mantle
yeah gonna be heading out in a couple minutes
silver mantle
it'll suck today but i should be able to sleep properly for tomorrow
hallow wave
Vroom vroom
heavy vale
good luck!
silver mantle
ill bbl haha
dusty magnet
Is it bedtime yet
safe path
Is it bedtime yet
yes
glad cypress
Is it bedtime yet
its 10pm whence you live
dusty magnet
Oh god finally
safe path
Anytime after 10 is bedtime
glad cypress
in your opinion B) haha raosted
dusty magnet
Anytime after 10 is bedtime
This is indeed fact.
silent wagon
If you had to fight off waves of rabid third graders, with every tenth wave bringing in a fifth grader, how many waves do you think you could survive 
You start with a plastic baseball bat that replenishes after every fifth grader wave @dusty magnet
silent wagon
Not even one???
sterile tartan
How big are the waves
silent wagon
There's 10 of the little gremlins per wave
silent wagon
Smh
sterile tartan
Might I remind you your cousin was 5 when she threatened to use her dad's saw to cut me in half
These kids are older and smarter, and meaner
safe path
I don't think I feel comfy arguing the semantics on how to fend off kids in waves lol
silent wagon
To be fair, I did say they're rabid 
@safe path
sterile tartan
Tbf also I'm not
I'm saying the kids win
spare harbor
As someone who had to fight off a group of rabid kids(50 kids)
Id say 20 waves
Im fairly confident in my abilities 😛
silent wagon
Jesus that's a lot of waves
spare harbor
Kids are tenacious when they want chocolate
But Im big, I like to use my body weight to my advantage and pink them into piles
Pin*
Lol this makes me think of the time I got attacked by milk goats lol
THOSE things are terrifying.
they wanted the oats I had for the horses, I lost.
Ended up getting knocked over and the bucket of oats stolen lol
Of course, I was stealing the milk they made, i guess its all fair in cheese making
😛
Man, I feel like complaining about patching processes on Steam, but I am to tired.
The entire protocol they use is.. stupidly inefficient
steep pagoda
Hey guys are there any SD cards that any of you would recommend?
dry bison
Yes
Steam's patching protocol is designed to make it easier to undo in the event of a catastrophic failure
Like a cyberpunk update
spare harbor
Sd cards huh
Frankly, I just grab them at walmart haha
I never really noticed much difference when using them with drones, besides size of course and durabilty of build
dry bison
I only use Sandisk SD cards.
spare harbor
Sandisk is what i use as well
Never had a failure yet
Now that I think of it, its rather impressive I never had one fail.. huh
dry bison
No.
It's a solid state memory module.
You could run over it with a car and it would still function
The shit ones break because of poor case design
They don't properly protect the circuit board with the memory chip on it
spare harbor
I suppose so
In the case of my drones, I had a casing i put mine in, to fit into a slot adapter
dry bison
Gigastone is also a great brand
spare harbor
Thats for shock absorption
Frankly, when your flying at 120mph and take a hard turn, thats a LOT of g force
dry bison
Gigastone comes with a 5 year warranty
dry bison
For a memory card that only cost like $16 bucks...
A 5 year warranty is not even a cost
dry bison
For the one going up in October
spare harbor
Man, if that thing works well, Ill be so happy
its one of those feats of science I just love
dry bison
When it works, we'll have an unparalleled view of the deep cosmos.
spare harbor
Its interesting to draw parallels to other telescopes
its quite a different telescope from hubble
Im curious how kerbals 2 will approach larger scientific objects like that
I know they have colony systems, large LARGE space craft and such
Wouldnt surprise me if they add large observational objects
dry bison
spare harbor
WAHAHAHA! SO my friend fires his pistol in cyberpunk at a enemy, enemy dodges the bullet, trips and falls to his death.
Game counted it as a non lethal capture
As he lay dead on the ground from the fall
Hrmm, methinks Non-Lethals wouldnt quite fit that scenario, more like You didnt fucking kill him
Man, it is a impressive array
THey had to work out soooo many kinks
dry bison
More importantly than its array is where it's going to be positioned.
It's beyond the moon.
No lunar radiation
spare harbor
l2 right?
dry bison
Yes. It will be able to observe space without even sunlight getting in the way.
It can sit in the region where the earth blocks sunlight
spare harbor
Man, that famous shot of one inch of space will all those galaxies will be so damned ... small
I cant even imagine what they will discover
going to be a bitch to work on if it futzes like hubble did
Plus we dont have the shuttle to work on it now
I suppose dragon capsule should be able to carry most replacement parts and have the longevity to do so
Not really a issue once the starship finishes
silver mantle
Amazing how slow this computer feels now that ive been gone
Actually less tired so far than I thought id be with how I felt when I got up xD
sterile tartan
I'm having a little bit of an internal dilemma
I want to start the next book in the series I'm reading
I have 10 hours til I need to be up. But it's easy to lose track of time reading. So do I risk staying up too long by giving in to the urge, or not do that and possibly keep myself up thinking about it for a while lmao
silver mantle
Could just put on an alarm or something for a couple hours to remind you that you've read too long
sterile tartan
Good point
silver mantle
Was annoying yesterday I couldn't get my brain to turn off and all my usuals failed
heavy vale
If you’re able to sleep, could also begin with sleep and read before work afterwards. I’m not good at this but sometimes I manage.
sterile tartan
I have to do a zoom doctor appointment tomorrow too .-.
Neurology
I'm gonna start the next book. It's decided
silver mantle
Sounds good!
Joe and Steve are here again so that makes me happy
I'm not the lonely graveyarder
mint spear
Ello
teal raptor
friends
silver mantle
teal raptor
sup!
silver mantle
Back at work
teal raptor
I start work next week again
silver mantle
So a whole lotta nothing
I get to grace you all with my continued presence again 😁
silver mantle
I only turn you to stone if you misbehave
teal raptor
reported
silver mantle
I think maybe Thursday or Friday (depending on weather) I might take a walk to the beach.
safe path
Oh that sounds nice :)
tropic folio
ya know, I think I might try to make a day of Wednesday, get the bike out, and ride the trails at the park next to my apartments
besides the bear I saw one time going home it seems pretty chill
safe path
I will not be doing that cause I am lazy and it's snowy out
silver mantle
Worst it'll do here is rain but that's why whenever its not
tropic folio
that park also has a velodrome for some insane reason, wouldn't mind trying that out were it not for the fact a helmet's probably required, and I don't have one presently 😛
thick stump
lol you said that as i'm literally watching someone ride a trail live on twitch
silver mantle
I wanna tidy up and stuff too; just wanna feel less lazy, even though I let myself be that way over the break
teal raptor
ok
silver mantle
Gonna turn in my major leave stuff for the year tomorrow
teal raptor
yay
tropic folio
major leave stuff?
teal raptor
at first I thought she was talking about college
silver mantle
Yeah all the time off I'm taking
The major ones like Xmas this year
My birthday will prolly get cancelled anyway cuz it always does but I can try lol
teal raptor
why would your bday get canceled?
tropic folio
if this quarantine crap keeps going, my birthday will be the same as last year: more than likely fixing something on the car xD
silver mantle
Because I'm usually on travel
teal raptor
oh 🙂
silver mantle
Last year it got delayed till October
teal raptor
if this quarantine crap keeps going, my birthday will be the same as last year: ...
the UK is entering a third lockdown
rip
these vaccinations are so fucking slow here
dry bison
I'm tempted to spend a little extra to get a valve index before I can't afford to spend the money.
teal raptor
what's that?
dry bison
Valve index is a VR headset
teal raptor
oh!
dry bison
The best one on the market to my knowledge.
teal raptor
better than HTC?
dry bison
I'm not 100%
tropic folio
man, I can't wait to try VR in 10 years when the current tech is affordable lol
dry bison
I believe HTC has a really good one I might consider in the alternative because HTC has inside out tracking
teal raptor
I have no interest in VR stuff anyway
unless it becomes mainstream
jumps the bandwagon
dry bison
Inside out tracking means you don't need to buy extra sensors
teal raptor
man, I can't wait to try VR in 10 years when the current tech is affordable lol
it is affordable 😛
dry bison
You can sit on your lazyboy and virtual away
By affordable he means "you're not paying for their R&D in the cost of a unit"
tropic folio
basically
teal raptor
oh 😛
dry bison
Technically VR by todays standard is still priced to pay off the cost of R&D
teal raptor
yeah 😦
dry bison
Which is sad since companies like HTC partnered with Valve and shared the cost of R&D but never forwarded the savings to consumers
safe path
Htc is still around? Damn. Haven't heard that name since my old htc phone
Which was super easy to replace parts
dry bison
HTC owns the Vive
teal raptor
NMS VR should be funny
safe path
Ah, well I don't keep up on VR because I don't think my gpu will handle it
dry bison
NMS VR is game changing
I got my first VR kit for NMS
The Rift S.
...and while I'll never use the Rift S again (because fuck facebook as a mandatory requirement), the VR in NMS is incredible
I used to NMS without VR. With VR, NMS is a whole other game.
teal raptor
I tried a lesser known VR brand once, it literally gave me a splitting headache
now I'm scared of VR 😦
safe path
...and while I'll never use the Rift S again (because fuck facebook as a mandato...
I agree 3000%
dry bison
I'm able to get a Vive Cosmos right now for $499
Tempted
I will want to invest in the index controllers
safe path
Y'all ever feel kuchisabishii?
silver mantle
What's that? So prolly not :S
tropic folio
seconding, what's that
silver mantle
Not really
tropic folio
welp, my mind is in the gutter
teal raptor
LOL
silver mantle
To be fair I can forget to eat all day if I get too distracted
teal raptor
I love eating, I go to restaurant 3x/week
I'm living the life 😄
well, not now anymore due to the lockdown
dry bison
It sounds like whoever made that word up was afraid of human emotions and dismissive of psychological issues.
silver mantle
I prefer cooking my own delicious stuff
safe path
To be fair I can forget to eat all day if I get too distracted
Yeah I been there! It typically happens if I am busy doing college work or sucked into gamig
silver mantle
Yeah I been there! It typically happens if I am busy doing college work or sucke...
Until I try to sleep then I get munchies 😭
teal raptor
but 2 of our party insisted of covering all costs since they're self-employed, so I didn't have to pay anything
safe path
Yeah! Happens all the dang time lol
silver mantle
My stomach has felt weird all day; I think I need to get some more fruit and veggies in my life
teal raptor
I should eat more raw fruit
silver mantle
I ate steak last week and now im dying 
teal raptor
yolo
silver mantle
I knew it was a mistake!
teal raptor
😄
tropic folio
that pasta I brought home from work was delicious 😛
teal raptor
share, or I'll report you
tropic folio
do it, I need to know what the discord report function does
oh wait
I am the report button
tropic folio
yea and my dad owns majority stock in Nintendo
silver mantle
teal raptor
🦕
silver mantle
I'm an AI.
safe path
You are super advance if you are AI
dry bison
My dad is Mario. He's an absentee father. I hate him. Fuck Nintendo.
tropic folio
damnit I was looking for the soundbite from Lilo and Stitch saying "I'm ALREADY IN MY ROOM"
couldn't find it
teal raptor
Mario has been plumbing the same pipe for 25 years
teal raptor
Luigi stole his toolbox
dry bison
@tropic folio For you
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/fa51c50a-b3ea-4df9-b15e-b47fc43125e9
teal raptor
lel
tropic folio
perfection
safe path
silver mantle
You are super advance if you are AI
I remember every fact I am ever exposed to. 😛
dry bison
Is that a fact?
"I can't remember"
" hah hah hah . I make funny. "
"No you didn't. That wasn't funny."
"I'm sorry"
"Better be..."
safe path
XD
ruby bay
Is anyone American here?
tropic folio
I mean
.sinfo
well that didn't work
but 43k users so I'd say yea, more than likely
ruby bay
Someone explain to me please , why did the Congress start with Amen and Awoman?
silver mantle
🤨
dry bison
They didn't.
silver mantle
Idek what that means
tropic folio
yea that was the end, not the beginning; but regardless this is not the channel for this subject
dry bison
Are you talking about the idiot today?
yesterday
Only further evidence that you don't need to be intelligent to get into government
😛
ruby bay
So Amen isn't amen anymore?
dry bison
Take it to #archived-old-serious
ruby bay
Ok
safe path
To be or not to be
tropic folio
sigh
dry bison
My favorite speech is from bill and ted
mint spear
Take it to <#435317356517130250>
Also @ruby bay he is in fact referring to a real channel, it's just that you haven't leveled up enough to see it I think
ruby bay
Ah
dry bison
"Be Excellent to each other"
I have to thank you @tropic folio. I never knew about this yarn website....or the power of stringing sound bytes together to make hilarious sentences
It's like a game of six degrees of separation where you have to tie together sound bytes with both a loose subcontext for whence they came and the sentence by which they structurally form.
I can see this turning into an awesome game
Like cards against humanity, but with sound bytes
tropic folio
yea I may need to mess around with it, though that link looked a bit dodgy at first glance
dry bison
Sounds Against Humanity
They have a mash up option where you can story board sound bytes...It's a game just WAITING to happen
I made this
Oh that's extra cool
Embedding it adds text and mutes it.
Sweet
teal raptor
b
gaunt reef
"Coronavirus India update: Britain goes under lockdown again"
well I guess we still consider Britain as one of us huh
wide grove
one of us
oh god
now i can just think of the one video of people chanting
"ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US"
gaunt reef
"Colonial India? yeah you're still our bitch"
wide grove
lmfao
aha
for i am in the united states
so i can say "FUCK YOU BRITAIN" without getting physically assaulted by men in trench coats
silver mantle
😐
gaunt reef
you'll just get assaulted by racoons anyway
tropic folio
please assault me, glorious trash pandas
wide grove
heh
silver mantle
Under is the only way I imagine it working tbh
tropic folio
wait, people besides my dad still wear sandals?
wait over here we call them chanklas, and they're projectile weapons
silver mantle
Last time I used them to walk through my flooded driveway with no socks because its easy to get them dry
gaunt reef
I havent worn sandals in years
only had shoes
I say had because I ran out of them too
gotta buy some soon
teal raptor
tropic folio
pet skunks are pretty up-there on the adorable meter imo
silver mantle
Here comes the crowd 😨
teal raptor
😮
tropic folio
right as I'm calling it a morning x.x
silver mantle
Nah I meant dayshift here
tropic folio
oh I thought we were talking about the no-roles 😛
silver mantle
Nah don't really care about that as much they can't get me sick
gaunt reef
youtube keeps showing me super old videos on my recommended
I watch every single one of them
teal raptor
silly Ryan, trix are for kids
teal raptor
for someone who only has 300 something subs, this video has almost 3 million likes
approves
it's also 12 years old 😄
sometimes these "old" videos are some of the best 🙂
first upload on Youtube (allegedly)
16 years ago
tropic folio
first upload on YT was more than likely a test
teal raptor
unfortunately, Youtube has derailed into a medium for kids to promote their stupid channel no one cares about
tropic folio
followed by devs jumping up and down screaming "IT WORKS!"
silver mantle
Theres still plenty of cool stuff to watch its just run poorly now
Or who knows maybe it always was and it was just too small to notice
silver mantle
I don't partake so I don't really care
Not really into judging whatever is popular to judge just because everyone "hates" it; basically the same thing as Hawaiian pizza lol
silver mantle
I love Hawaiian pizza 😐
teal raptor
I know 😦
silent pebble
silver mantle
Its just interesting that before it became a meme I didn't hear about how terrible it was even a quarter of the amount
teal raptor
hehe
safe path
Hawaiian pizza is the best pizza hands down and you can it change my mind.
Cannot*
Damn I'm tird
silver mantle
Wouldn't try to; imo the worst is cheeseburger pizza
safe path
Yeah domino's is being fucky with it
silver mantle
Simultaneously ruining both items
lucid granite
cheeseburger pizza...
safe path
Yeah
lucid granite
mac and cheese pizza sucks socks
lucid granite
ew
silver mantle
But no one will bring back a decent taco pizza; at least many of the toppings overlap
safe path
It was a legit menu item. No one bought it though lol
Yeah a taco pizza is great. Can't remember the last time I had one.
silver mantle
Been 5 years for me
safe path
Ugh I'm gunna end up sleeping through my doc appt time
silver mantle
Its gonna be hard to stay up when I get home too
lucid granite
I can barely stay awake rn
safe path
Well I couldn't sleep yesterday, then it hit me at like 9am. And I slept partially till around 2. And been up since. When I say partially I mean I kept waking up multiple times
Like I normally do
silver mantle
I'm just running off my lunch rn but eventually its gonna downward spiral
Yeah I did the off and on sleep too
First time in a long time I couldn't shut my brain off
safe path
I hate it. I can never sleep through the night fully. Not unless I take like 4 muscle relaxers and 2 tramadol
Which is doubling the dose for both
safe path
I was supposed to get tested for sleep apnea but never went for the test because covid and it wasn't covered by insurance
safe path
I honestly don't think it's that though I think it's my dreams/nightmares. Because I noticed a correlation in my dreams to number of times I wake up. And it's way worse if they are bad dreams/nightmares
silver mantle
I was also having very vivid dreams yesterday
Wake up 2 hours later feeling like it was 6 x.x
safe path
:(
gaunt reef
I had a vivid dream a couple days ago because there was a huge amount of thunder and lightning
safe path
This is fun.
Payment for services at OSF HealthCare is late and overdue.
Amount: $3,136.01
Damn right it's late and overdue. We are in a pandemic and some of that cost was supposed to be workers comp. Sign getting paid
gaunt reef
I kept having the dream of my building toppling over and dying
like, I got the dream, woke up, adjusted my position, and got that dream again
silver mantle
Bleh
gaunt reef
at this point I'm convinced I really did die and I woke up in the alternate reality where I didn't
on a tangent, Lemmino is such a nice channel to binge through
safe path
I would date say my wife is like double or triple that grumpy when she wakes. I get the "I'll fucking kill you" look a lot if I bug her first thing lol
silver mantle
Just because its not what I wanna deal with first thing in the morning
teal raptor
I like laying in bed
safe path
Me tooooooo
lucid granite
I like sleeping
teal raptor
sometimes I don't wanna get up at all!
safe path
That's me every day basically
teal raptor
one time I overslept 2 hours for work, I got up, looked outside, it was snowing, called in sick and went back to bed
one of my cousins is a doctor, he quickly forged a letter of absence
😄
safe path
Hell even DnD hasn't made me want to get up lately
lucid granite
❤️ who the heck saw this symbol and thought "that thing beating in my chest probably looks like this"
teal raptor
I think I saw something cool DnD on Imgur
lemme find it
I don't know what's going but that room is cool af
only misses an open bar
lucid granite
u sure about that? There could always be one behind the camera
teal raptor
true
safe path
That my friend is a very detailed terrain setup and I used to live making stuff like that
thorny crescent
forgot to upload this on christmas
clever vessel
silver mantle
Looks comfy
gray peak
Small couch
clever vessel
yes
dry bison
Giant cat
undone moat
had a dream I shaved my beard completely last night
based on what I saw I look weird
clever vessel
ha
gray peak
Inside of the change log for the discord update: "Have your favorite loud snacks again like chips or crushed ice on top of toast."
crushed ice on toast
why
silver mantle
Because it would be loud.
gray peak
so you put ice on toast because it's loud
silver mantle
Chips, crushed ice, and toast are all crunchy and loud
So they just threw them together
brazen schooner
But then the toast wouldn't be crunchy
arctic eagle
It's so cool like
terse cargo
its not a pun, its dry humor
arctic eagle
You can make a fucking dry ice bomb (which you should NOT do)
It's such an interesting substance
gray peak
You can make a fucking dry ice bomb (which you should NOT do)
they wouldn't be very powerful
brazen schooner
Oh
gray peak
you can also make a can of beans bomb
by putting the unopened can on the stove
and heating it up
brazen schooner
That's different
brazen schooner
And also how I lost a microwave
gray peak
lmao did you actually
arctic eagle
Why would you microwave the can
brazen schooner
Look
silver mantle
Survived day 1
brazen schooner
We don't ask those questions
arctic eagle
Anyway dry ice bombs aren't particularly powerful, I think, but they are still pretty dangerous as usual
silver mantle
300 to go lol
terse cargo
well at least 1 day is gone
gray peak
Anyway dry ice bombs aren't particularly powerful, I think, but they are still p...
I live in america it is cheaper to buy real bomb ingredients
arctic eagle
at least you have like 60 something off
I forget
it's 364 days in a year, 365 in a leap??
arctic eagle
what the fuck
gray peak
you know there wouldn't really be any point in not doing that
arctic eagle
because sun no work like that
arctic eagle
sun no work like that
brazen schooner
It would make it so much simpler for everyone
gray peak
time is just a number
brazen schooner
Especially me living in aus
gray peak
well the time as in 12 o clock kind of time
gray peak
but it would be like instead of timezones, its just in another place its the opposite
arctic eagle
As opposed to 5am being day for me and night for you, and 9pm being day for you and night for me
gray peak
yeah
brazen schooner
Buddy
arctic eagle
I think we should abolish time
gray peak
whats bad about that
brazen schooner
In Australia the day is much longer
arctic eagle
more sun
brazen schooner
Daylight starts coming at about 4 am and stops at like 10
Also could just be that its summer
Hot as shit
arctic eagle
Yeah
Let's just get rid of the sun
I'm feeling all our mutual issues would be solved then
arctic eagle
Wouldn't have to worry about being unattractive because it's fucking dark all the time
gray peak
flashlight
brazen schooner
Shit
gray peak
git gud noob
brazen schooner
Same as living in summer here
silent wagon
I'm finally watching last week's episode of The Expanse, lol
dusty magnet
Gooooddd morning
gray peak
gm
hallow isle
sup bee
silver mantle
morning
open bane
started on some medication about a month ago and sometimes it gives me the most unbearable heartburn
have it now and spent the last like 1.5 hours sitting in front of the toilet
glad cypress
Zoid that sucks
hallow isle
antacids reduce acid after its produced, omeprazole prevents it being produced
literally 1/4 of the US are on it
open bane
yeah i am going to pick up something at some point
glad cypress
literally 1/4 of the US are on it
why fix diet when you can take pill
open bane
never been a problem before but this new medication has done it 3 times in the past 2 weeks
silver mantle
sorry to hear that zoid i absolutely hate sitting waiting to throw up and never comes and so I can't get rid of the misery
hallow isle
why fix diet when you can take pill
excess acid production is rarely diet related, it's just something that happens when you get old
open bane
i did throw up twice and it didn't help 😩
silver mantle
:c
glad cypress
excess acid production is rarely diet related, it's just something that happens ...
o
open bane
it's apparently a relatively common side effect of sertraline
i followed all the advice from other people online who have the same issues
glad cypress
My mothers heartburn was solely diet related in the short term
open bane
take with a full glass of water after a meal
glad cypress
so I’m biased
hallow isle
yeah, anything that messes with appetite will fuck with your acid production
you just end up with a whole chain of pills to fix the side effects of the one you really need
open bane
yeah i'd like to avoid that ideally but i'd also rather not ever have this happen again lol
hallow isle
fortunately omeprazole is pretty well tolerated, it doesn't really have any side effects
unless you're super unlucky
but then, there are like, 5 others like it
glad cypress
Ik this is off topic and we’re not supposed to talk politics here but
do you prefer eggs with runny yolks or hard yolks
undone moat
I'm alright with both tbh
heavy vale
giving the acid lots of indigestible fiber to go to war with can help sometimes. not always, but, like, any port in a storm
mint spear
if you eat eggs with hard yolks youre a psychopath
Imagine judging people by their eating habits
glad cypress
Hey nacho
hallow isle
Judging? We elected a prime minster over their eating habits
glad cypress
do you eat savory or sweet oatmeal
mint spear
Yes I'm a psychopath, yes I eat cooked yolks, but there's not connection smh 😤
@glad cypress sweet
mint spear
Ever seen salty oatmeal cookies? I think not bitch
glad cypress
judged
mint spear
What is that face lmao
glad cypress
Thank you for defending me atoll
mint spear
Yes I know it exists
heavy vale
Oh, I misunderstood 🙂
mint spear
But sweet-salty doesn't count
heavy vale
Oh.
mint spear
I mean just straight up fuckin salty salt cookies
glad cypress
But sweet-salty doesn't count
I saw a recipe for savory cookies for cats once
idk if it had oatmeal
but you could add some in I bet
mint spear
Cats aren't people smh
glad cypress
regardless
glad cypress
runny fried egg on a bowl of salted paprika/cumin oatmeal is heavenly
heavy vale
it's not called a 'cookie' anymore b/c sugarless
mint spear
Real talk I just like sweet oatmeal because that's what I grew up with tbh
glad cypress
I grew up with it too but learned to hate it.
heavy vale
same, it's swell
mint spear
I could eat salty oatmeal it'd just be weird to me
glad cypress
Gotta eat it with something else like tofu or eggs
It feels kinda like rice in that manner.
mint spear
But I mean if you want it to taste like rice why not just eat rice instead lol
glad cypress
because rice doesn’t do well with mixed in spices unless you fry it
also oatmeal has more flavor
And better texture if you cook it al dente
mint spear
Marm is gorgon ramansay your dad or something
glad cypress
no
but my father has very strange conduct about grain
he boiled bird seed once to see if it was tasty
hallow isle
dusty magnet
Time for work!
undone moat
hamburger
gray peak
hamburger
glad cypress
hamburger
dusty magnet
hamburger
glad cypress
nitro time
undone moat
imagine paying for discord
gray peak
undone moat
says the one who paid for nitro
gray peak
what simps
undone moat
why am I not surprised
glad cypress
thats kinda hot tbh 
arctic eagle
Of course I have simps
gray peak
you got an onlyfans?
arctic eagle
Yeah I do
glad cypress
I discovered my TV has a simp button the other day
what does it do
arctic eagle
You gotta subscribe to my Patreon to get it though
glad cypress
woop link me your patreon in dm
arctic eagle
The link to which you can only find through becoming my twitch sub
hallow isle
it brings up the menu for controlling other LG devices
arctic eagle
And my Twitch channel is hidden behind joining me on Youtube
silver mantle
mighta gotten lucky :S
dusty magnet
mighta gotten lucky :S
What happen?
silver mantle
almost had to replace a huge part of the septic system
heavy vale
oh no
dusty magnet
Ooohh yikes
silver mantle
slightly more lucky than when i spun off the road that one time
gray peak
was it raining?
silver mantle
yeah
dusty magnet
imagine paying for discord
heavy vale
as a teen i took the "slam tire into wall" option and accompanying tire blowout rather than the "lose car off cliff" option
silver mantle
i wont bore you with details but i was very lucky
dusty magnet
Aannnnddd I finished all my work in an hour
silver mantle
nice i did 12 seconds of control point tonite
dusty magnet
Lol what's that mean?
silver mantle
i walked to it and closed it and went back to the office xD
gray peak
don't you make sure nuclear waste is being handled correctly?
silver mantle
lol that's like 5% of it yes
gray peak
what are the control points for
silver mantle
access control
ruby bay
Twitter is a cesspool and so is reddit and Facebook is the antivaxxer flat earth hive
arctic eagle
I'm sure it's nicer with you in it, computerman
dusty magnet
So wait, Kait do you work at a nuclear power plant? Or is it something different
silver mantle
nuclear navy
arctic eagle
The only good social media platform is Club Peguin