#off-topic-bond-james-bond
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but i just got out of a 2 hour session of half life alyx - easily my most demanding game - and not only did i not go into hibernation, but i could barely feel the soft-throttle when it happened. no huge framerate dips, no massive stuttering... just the slightest 2 - 3 frame stutter then back to business
not a single PROCHOT or PL1/PL2 🙂
tomorrow my thermal grizzly shows up and i should be able to increase performance considerably, as dell does a positively abysmal job at thermal pasting
cores 2 & 3 currently run a good 10C higher than all the rest...
I'm making pizza rn
And drink H20 too 
Cheers
However do not drink H2O2
time to revisit now that i have a system that wont give me motion sickness playing it
heh
The face
is it pretty good?
Havent played much
Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice - VR Edition
Going back to h3
Oh man hel made is good
yes it is
That's sfa funha game
H3 has hotdog zombies and i got jumpscared
ive beat the campaign a couple times, but my last vr setup wasnt quite powerful enough and it made me sick in vr mode
Bruh I chanedged my keyboard idk jow
this one should be able to handle it with everything on high and little to no reprojection
I had tacos
ASW is really nice technology
the steam thingy says come hang out with me
I have dominos
@raven mauve have u tried H3?
we had dominos last night
hotdogs horseshoes and handgrenades
never heard
waaa
link?
Do you like hotdogs? How about horseshoes? Hand grenades? (everyone likes hand grenades) Anyway, we've got all that, and guns. So if you like cooking, lawn games, and ordnance, this is the VR sandbox game for you.Hot dogs, Horseshoes and Hand Grenades is a lazy Sunday trip over to your friends house… if your friend was a retired gun-nut with a w...
$19.99
8615
so garrys mod for vr
even has a tf2 mode
U a
I’m sorry they have all been eaten
But I believe the food truck I got them from is still open
:D
b's lit, y'all
water is delicious
Water is tasteless
Water is not her bomb
it's quite refreshing tho
Hah qhat
You haven't had hackberry water then....
The water in hackberry would regularly come out the tap brown. Even using a filter the water would still sometimes be brown and smelled bad
sounds like flint michigan
My dad call deep rock galactic “mining game”
Which is why I only drink bottled water
Lol, Deep Rock Galactic is "drunk dwarves with big guns mining game" 😆
ngl that game looks seriously fun
It's fuckin great 😆
@dusty magnet wanna play some zambies
One of my favorite games on Game Pass for sure, lol
that reminds me i should download serious sam 1 & 2 vr
ive had it for ages
It finally came out on console, I was 😍
im seriously thinking u like serious sam
always loved it. it's like bullethell meets fps
Lol. I've been playing the series since 2003, fuckin love em 😆
Xx ors he like deriousbsam?
ive been playing it since whenever it came out
serious sam 4
I'm trying to figure out who's funnier to watch while they're drunk, Aethena or Bee 😆
Time to eat a lot of food
Now THAT is a bad idea
What kind of food
Hey
Imma tell ya rn chief, eating a bunch of food after having a few=🤢
Pretxels
Oh, pretzels are good
I have pretzels
pretxels are the best, they soak upfluids in your gut
gender neutral pretzels
Xelprets
The choice is hard, cuz drunk Aethena will give you Tolkien-worthy lore on her written universe for hours and drunk Bee is normal Bee x 5 🤣
I want pizza
ey drunk athena has me sold on her written world...
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
Look its Megatron
A brilliant idea.
im a cowboy
I like your bot
im only getting 2MBps from steam wtf
Hey there cowboy
switch servers
how?
Hes a cutie pooties robot 
It's the Iron Giant, not Megatron. Smh
OH sorry, I mean EVA-01
.-.
@raven mauve
is that 3d printed?
No
There's an uncanny resemblance you see
That robot has grey in it
Megas also has grey
His chest opens, and when you press on it he goes from friendly mode to attack mode
i think steam prioritizes download speeds for trending and on sale stuff
seems like some hot new game downloads at 35MBps and old stuff at like 5
I don't have that problem. It downloads everything at the same speed for me
^
welli just switch servers from boston to new yorl to columbus and im getting 2mb from all of them :\
Welp
try south africa
its funny im bitching about 2MBps and spent the first half of my online life on a modem
240k lol
ima have to agree with you
21mbps on speedtest... service is gigabit
well i can stop switching servers now...
wait one damn fucking second, I could’ve sworn that movie was just a fever dream when I was younger
Nah iron giant is so good
I did that with a book once and we eventually proved it was unreal
going to watch inglourious basterds rn
Great movie tho
Lmao are you serious
Those movies are so good 😩
therefore I don’t sound like I’m joking
i thought u were always joking
Yeah I don’t do sounding either it’s kind of weirdchamp
Yeah everything anyone ever does or says is wrapped in 8 layers of irony
And if you mean something unironically then it is cringe
Iron Giant?
Watch it, it's fuckin amazing. Surprisingly dark for a kids movie
why the fuck was my nickname back to Normal
PragerU is censoring me and others!
If you spam copypastas in the comments on their videos your comments get deleted 😤
I can’t spam the my time at prager u copypasta made by Erik at internet comment etiquette
Whoa you can't spam on an internet thing??? So strange
They are deleting things that insult them yet they claim they are libertarians and support free speech
Then they complain youtube is censoring them
Hm
Youtube isn’t recommending their videos because they are pretty much just propaganda paid for by lobbyists
Ohhhhkay then
they’re hilarious if you watch em without sound
the graphs get me every time
subjective unquantifiable shit... put on a graph
roast beef, cheddar and provolone melt on a toasted onion bun with a side of potato salad. get on mah level
Onion buns aren't very good
i love onion buns
They don’t even have numbers I don’t think
The only data is the years
If it has that
They are literally trying to convince young people to become far right conservatives
I mean it basically says it right here
re: iron giant being surprisingly dark for a kid's movie...
stares in watership down
Is this a politic in my sacred off-topic
Ok #archived-old-serious then
watership down had 7 year old me all kinds of fucked up
stares in the Hans Christian Andersen Little Mermaid movie
i dont think iv seen it
havent seen the new watership down either, as i kinda view the original as perfect
i get mad when they make huge departures from the originals for no good reason
blank stares at Stephen King
I've avoided Watership Down because I've heard it's traumatizing
Yeah
stares at all the Cujo movies, on the topic of King
one that particularly stads out where they tear this one bunny limb from limb
Watership Down is pretty dark, watched it when I was lil
Like the most popular version of the Cujo movie where ||the kid is successfully resuscitated||
i dont have cbsaa but im hoping the new stand is better than the old one. the old one made me wanna kick a toddler
The 90's mini-series?
yeah
The Pet Sematary remake movie was disappointing as fuck btw
the original was shit too
I very much prefer it to the remake if I have to choose
i had to stop reading the book for a couple weeks when i was a kid it was so fkn scary and the movies were just BLAH
The remake had ||the girl die instead of Gage|| and it pissed me off because it was so poorly done
and dont even get me started on that goddamn tragedy of a movie the dark tower
they changed the ending and it was STUPID.
their reasoning was 'we wanted to avoid a cliche'
I'm sensitive with animal stuff, so I've never watched pet cemetery 🙁
They changed the entire movie
im like UH so you went for an even bigger fucking cliche?!?!
i didnt mind idris elba as roland at all
what i couldnt and will NOT abide was fucking MM as flagg
flagg/walter
horrible goddamn actor
Cliches are fine. They're practically unavoidable. But the difference is how you interpret them into the work
Life is a cliche
they could have cast plank from ed edd and eddy as walter and it would have done a better job than matther mccantact
The word cliche is a cliche.
existence is cliche
😤
Oh shit I still have to finish the Dark Tower books. Whoops
Stop being so cliche smh
Everyone be existing these days
how many are there
At least try to be original
i havent read keyhole yet. gonna re-read the whole series and read it in sequence
A lot, like
Seventeen
8 now
Maybe eighteen
Now I understand why my mom was so freaked out when we found part of a door at the lake though lmao
you must be past the drawing of the three
wizard & glass
Ah, yeah
I have a few different series that I've read 3 or 4 of then got distracted. Lol
I dont mean to not finish them
But there's just sooooo many books
And I get distracted by other ones
well keyhole should be your next one, as i understand it, it fits in right before wolves of the calla
if youre in the book with the oracle story and the crystal balls, you're in wizard & glass. if you're in the book with blaine the mono, you're in wastelands... i cant remember which is 3rd and which is 4th
3 ended with Blaine
but im pretty sure wind throug the keyhole is next
on a goddamn cliffhanger
That was fun
We do have it. I found it pretty fast on the shelf lol
Alright cool
We have all of those, don't worry @sterile tartan
I didnt know we had the in-betweens
Little Sisters is.....odd
Who has questions about the ussr?
I have the OG 7 in hardcover, signed 🙂
Oh sweet!
yeah, im a real big stephen king/dean koontz fan, and have a lot of their works signed
when
when they
they
did the?
Maybe I'll re-read Dark Tower series after I finish re-reading the Witcher series, lol
Huh
yes
check out The Black Company (The Trilogy of the White Rose) some time. you're welcome 🙂
👌
fkn amazing story about a band of mercs
Okay then
np
Joe baseball
@silent wagon I can't find the prequel one
joe mama
Is that roe jogan
on the topic of king/koontz, horror isnt for everyone. check out "From the Corner of His Eye" by Koontz. Surprisingly light, while at the same time wildly entertaining and quite the primer on basic quantum mechanics...it's a story about a little boy who can walk where the rain isnt
😂
no it’s roe jogan
No it’s joe baseball
E
Joe baseball @dusty magnet
It's Joe baseball
How does a mattress feel like?
but how
Then you sleep in it and it’s all hot
Ეჰ
gotta get the gel-top ones
first world problems
mine has a 1" thick gel layer and stays quite cool
Why do I smell propane
Exactly
This a joke?
Apparently I can get the omnibus collection of the first 3 books on Kindle for $12, lol
No I smells propane
first three??? i wasnt aware there were more than three...
@sterile tartan We have it on Kindle somewhere
That isn’t good
I'm from a soviet block and have never experienced a mattress
Ohh okay
😳
to test if its real propane light a match
I would maybe exit the building
Is it a nice formfitting block at least?
I should finish some of the other stuff I'm reading before going back to dark tower
if you end up liking that, a slightly lighter read is clive cussler's weaveworld
theyre not really related, but have the same kind of feel to them, to me
Or you could do it miner style and use a parakeet
Good job, drunk Bee
You replying to me?
@raven mauve There's like 4 trilogies 😬
Don't get foam mattresses where it gets hot
I am going to eat cake then play mining game
Minecraft!
No deep rock
Ah, a soviet block refers to a country that was part of the soviet union
Not Minecraft
oh jesus christ there's 11 books
Oh deeprock is fun too
i have some reading to do. i thought i was done
I don't let fact stand in the way of a bad pun
Anyways, any questions about the ussr
Nope
Want a series that punches you with horror when you're not expecting it?
Goddamn Dresden Files
.<
if iw ant horror these days i just turn on the news
He killed off a character and I'm mildly upset about it
Stalins house is a 3 hour drive from me
And when the author kills off a character, they stay dead.
And usually results in ptsd for everyone involved
I've always wanted to visit Kiev
Because his characters aren't sociopaths that forget that their parents/lover/pet/siblings just died six months ago
Kiev is a good looking city
indeed
You have to see stalins home town tho
my middle school russian teacher's family were good friends with the romanovs and they had to flee russia during the revolution
at least thats what she told us
*Romanovs
ok
Russians call harry Potter garry Potter
in soviet russia, patronus expello you
Ye
well..got sent home early and told not to come in the next couple days to get checked out
i used to play eve online and the system i operated out of was entiely surrounded by an all russian corp called Red... fun bunch, real fun to troll
cause I lost it 3 times at work
Ah the red commies
Stalin stole 6 million euros from a bank
pretty much stole a whole ass country, whats 6 million euros
Kinda, forgot about his own home tho
dont they all
nobody ever wants to go back to a place where theyre reminded of when they werent shit

I still have to visit Gori in my spare time

i need to brush up on my russian
Got an appointment scheduled tomorrow with doc, hope its not covid and I hope she gets me a test
You know Russian?
took it for 3 years in middle school. remember a bunch of odd words here and there and some basic phrases
🙁 I'm sure they'll test ya. I'm sorry you're having such an awful time. 
I know Russian actually, i can understand everything but can speak it
Eh its one thing after another, first my knee and now this
oh i can understand a ton
Its gunna piss me off because if I have covid, that means no new years bash
i can follow a conversation with no subtitles no problem. it's just recalling the words to actually speak the anguage that hangs me up these days
same with spanish and about half of german
I'm surprised your work had you come in without taking a test.
oh and no pay for 2 weeks
Yeah same problem with German
the russian word for german translates to deaf and dumb, did you know that?
Me too to be honest. I think my boss had me go home because couple of my coworkers heard me in the bathroom.
least my boss seen'heard that I wasn't lying. I don't trust employers for the most part\
No didn't really mix them up that much
Немецкий 'nyemetski' means deaf & dumb. stems from being across the river from a bunch of people speaking in a manner that made no sense
Employers are ridiculous sometimes. Arc got sick and his boss called him up accusing him of lying and proceeded to scold him. All because someone at his work made a comment that he was lying. No trust.
my wife works at amazon. if you test positive there, they give you two weeks with pay
yeah, the only employer I trusted was Best Buy, but that was because my direct boss was amazing
and as long as you need beyond that to actualy come back
Where Arc works they give you nothing. They just let people go and rehire.
as a former papa johns manager, i can confirm the profit margins really arent like that lol
очень хороший друг
nyezechto
Still can't fucken type russian normally
Shto ti dzelaiesh?
ya nyeznayoo dzelaiesh
What about droog?
You don't know dzelaiesh?
correct
Друг
Dzelaiesh is doing something
ya znayoo toilko nyemnogo po-russki yazuiki
russian transliteration
Bootleg russian
Wie geht es ihr mein Freund?
ya
Jajaja
Deutsche
Gut oder schlecht?
Wanna see ma language trump card?
Der Eisen Drache
That's one of the few German things I know of actual value
And it's from cod zombies lol
Lorem ipsum
Ice dragon?
Iron right?
Wanna see?
sure
This is my language trump card : გამარჯობათ მეგობრებო
Eisen is iron, yes
The Iron derg
well, alrighty then
Squiggles
one ring to rule them all
Hello friends @ruby bay
All I see are a bunch of symbols people use for weird text emojis
Eis means ice
gamarjobat megobrebo
It's an actual language
eisen drache is ice dragon
eisen means iron
I know lol
როგორ ხართ?
oh?
But der Eisen Drache is the iron dragon right
Google translate says so anyways but that don't go too far tbh
When you ask for frozen peas in germany
"where do you have your iron peas?"
Ye

how in the hell they pulled rogor khart out of a sentence comprised of m&m's, I'll never know.
Not really
It depends on if it's your first language
To a foreigner latin letters might look ridiculous and weird
Georgian has 3 alphabets tho
it just looks borderline caligraphy. seems like a lot of extra curly-qs n such
Try arabic lol
oh i know
Some people have a hard time writing georgian
That's what cursive looks like to zoomers lol
facts
漢字とは?
Georgian has 3 scripts
Ching ching chong? (Joke pls no hurt)
Boomer 1000 right there
(fr tho I really think asian languages are cool)
pure caligraphy. thats what
Even if they're hard to write probably
it scribbles
From Google.
ასო მთავრული the ancient one , ნუსხური , the middle one , მხედრული , the new one
wild wings
Right now I'm writing with the mkhedruli one
I shouuuuld... draw maybe
Heheh
Droodle
@eternal thorn that's because the cowboys killed them all
ღ
there's literally a facebook grouped called "Makin' Bitches (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻"
no im in the group
im 45 and not a boomer fyvm
I have fb actually
BOOMER
Facebook is for books with faces.
Because that's the one my family was on lmao so they set me up with that as a kid
Fack-ee book
Where was stalin from?
Fuck a book
Facebook is for conservative trump extremist posts and mom minion memes and memes about being old
Do not fuck a book

Like really tho that's all I see when it's not family stuff
Boomer relatives posting about how stupid liberals are and how great trump is yada yada and about getting old and boomer stuff
I've seen a family whos yard is decorated with metal Minions sculptures
I usually see both of the political spectrum
And minion memes
@eternal thorn pipe bomb timw
Give them a surprise by redesigning their horrendous lawn
So burning down a whole neighborhood because of minions?
Yes
A necessary sacrifice
Sounds appropriate.
We cannot risk letting the infection spread
That's fucken american
@raven mauve Ой, братан, как ты?
Pretty good pull tonoght
Это грустно, очень грустно, ты в депрессии что ли?
let's not make a habit of speaking other languages, thanks
ja, wir sprachen ENGLISCH im hier
dammit fluffy
❤️
Eh we just fluffing up our russian
This is an English server
most of us are too stupid to know a second language.
nah, not at all. i mean we all have our bouts and i lost my mom on 2 january 2018...was never my favorite season before, so now it's just blah...plus, we're moving in a month so there's the stress fromt hat
i'llbe aight tho
Damn , hope you get better
got good people around me and enough <redacted> to take the edge off (and keep it off)
Ich kann deutsch sprechen
Yeah just don't get depressed , just j*ck off to relieve stress
KEKW
Natürlich
nothing wrong with getting depressed. worry about the guy who never does. staying depressed is what you have to watch out for
I'm assuming you have a ton of cards, but which one is your favorite 
Voltorb!
Daw
Eh , I'm too fucken forgetful to feel depressed
I have a bunch of em and they've always been my fav
I just play games to stop thinking about the bad thoughts
I mean it will still get you drunk as fuck
you're not drinking the right vodka xD
But there a lot of strong beverages
Voltorbs are cute. Arc likes Magnemite, I enjoy Joltik
indeed
Isn't vodka like really strong? Lol
i mean it can be pretty much any strength
Hmmm
It's like 40-50%
just depends how long its distilled
Absol is the best pokemon
That sounds strong
don't @ me
I have water 😎
Chacha the georgian version of vodka is like 50-60%
@ Fluffy017#0017

trust and believe 140 proof vodka exists and it'll knock your dick right into your watch pocket
and go down smooth in the process
Absol is alright. Its Mega is awful.
i wanna talk to a friend
molotov cocktails are fun
Absol is just the most adorable little disaster herald
I have drunk vodka before it just went down badly and that's it
Absols mega looks like a my little pony 
😦 goodvodka is as good as good scotch, imo
neither is in my list of favorites, but i wont turn down a glass
Mate you haven't drunk chacha before
youre right i havent
but ive had single malt 12 year old scotch and ive had vodka every bit as good
...this game...
Chacha is basically like grape vodka
that doesnt sound awful
I have drunk rose vodka before
tbh i like my vodka made from potatos
It isn't awful , you just need to know your dosage
the best vodka ive ever had was a grey goose select that someone had let sit for about 5 years
and it was superb
I generally drink wine or beer
easily the best martini ive ever had
I like liquor too
i really dont drink, but i wont turn down a drink in a social setting
I drink orange juice 
How old are you btw?
I'm younger than your kids
kek
And I probably have drunk more
yeah 2 of mine are moved out already
Just don't mix wine and beer
liquor before beer, you're in the clear. beer before liquor will make you sicker
If you remember when Alf was new on TV, you're old.
Dinosaurs
Yeah it fucked me up this summer
I'm fucken 18 and still have experienced a lot of different beverages
Remember the kitchen phone...with the cord that was long enough to stretch through the whole house? lol
I love that show.
MUFUKKIN FRAGGLE ROCK WUT
Drink #???
Blurrrr
anybody remember the electric company?
each photo gets blurrier
Fuck I'm drunk from seeing your drunk
onetwothreeFOURFIVEsixseveneightNINETENeleventwelve
I mean I have drunk a lot of shit
I need a haircut.
Everything home brewn
Idk what I'm drinking but it's so good
Is that fucken koolaid?
I'f you're old enough, you sang this as you read it
Tangerine
Code Red with Cherry Vodka?
so is cherry vodka
Oh it's a fucken cocktail
indeed
Try out some georgian wine
georgia is beautiful fromt he pictures ive seen
Or. Everyone can just drink water 🙂
It's very beautiful
Done worry I've had lots of water!
That cat's going to town on that vodka on the rocks
We are creators of wine and have over 500 different types of grapes
all of our cats have stopped drinking from water dishes they either drink from a red solo cup on the counter or directly from the sink tap
Daw, picky babies 
Cute
Man I've got to fix up my flat
The hardest choices require the strongest wills
l8r man
Have fun

I have no clue how many drinks I've had
Be careful 
hopefully 4
7 or 8 or something no idea
that's my tank's name in wow
ßuzzkill
True. 
Don't worry, I soberd up in between several drinks
Shuzz kill?
I been pacing myself
Yeah, I'm aware. Feel free 🙂
How many hands am I holding up
6.5
2.5
Bee pee
Bee is winning rn cuz he's still online, I think Aethena drank herself into a stupor 😆
Why that bee pissin like a water gun
I have no clue
Nature is beautiful.
@silver mantle you good? :o
I messaged her a while ago, I think she sleepin.
I need a female name. not too unrealistic but doesn't have to be common
I've been drunk since 1
ive got half a six pack in the fridge from last new years
But I’m in prescriptions that will fucking kill mad if I drank enough lol
Jophena, Jobarbra, Jonnifer
Joe
jobarbra haha
Jo

Jocelyn, Josie, Joanna, Josephine, Joan
No 
Jomama
g
g
jocelyn is nice. adding to my list of choices

jordan
Jomantha
Jomama Sewphat
Jolene
Jello huh
Lump
she sat alone in a boggy marsh
Jobarbra is pretty damn good tho. 😩
indeed
Jobarbra Jello Jumbolips
She's a beautiful independent business woman. With big muscle arms and a killer figure.
Jobarbra Jello Jumbolips Jumped over the Gelatinous Junk of Jerry the Gym Jam Jammer
a vision of pickle rick jumped into my head as i read that
Shes in a wheelchair you jerk. She can't jump.
well done
Yes
More then 4 drinks, your literally killing yourself
Lol
But you know, in days or months I think
Depends on your liver
smacks bee
Not fun, idiotic
Well unless youve been doing field work all day
THen yeah, totally work
LOl
Blurrrrrr
This summer I was in such pain I think I had a bottle of wine every night
Although that was not pleasent after 3 days of drinking
My man turned from rider of Rohan to a drunken california gold rush miner
HAHAHA
Idunno what that means but I agee
FUCK YEAH
You know what they say about hick dorks?
Nothing, because they die of alchohol posioning before they hit 30
LOL
Ugh
I feel bad about that joke, because its often true
hrmm, you and I both winter!
BYE MOOOANAN
Im soaking beans as we speak
MOON
I am Moan now.
Moan
Moanan
Winter moan
Jewish Hentai
no mi
So senor
Hentai booze?
name I went with is Lyria. I know, so nice of me to take suggestions and not use any of them... ahah
whats it for
you
I hate the magma caves
Tf is that
Just a app I found felt like sharing
Why isn’t overseer in the server
He's busy in a different vault
lol so i was trying to remember the name of this book I'd heard about earlier, and thankfully I mentioned it here with the keywords I knew I'd probably search for it by
What was the book
I made hot pockets and now they're too hot to eat. 1st world cries
👀 Qué cosita?
What is cosita
Oh little thing
I am a little bee!
:D
How I feel rn
God my stomach hurts
Oh man idunno how you found that but it's me rn
Fooood and water, beeeee
Permutation City
liar that raccoon is YOU
OOH I KOVE RHAT MOVIE
Samesies 
Omg I LOVE that series so much!!! Which ep?
Some of my faves: Sonnie's Edge, Three Robots, The Witness, When Yogurt Took Over, The Dump, Lucky 13...oh man. So good.
It only makes sense to drunk bees
Should it be called buzzbee?
Buzzlebee
Buzz le bee? Lol French bee now?
c'est la vie
baguette
Omg Nice meme is missing from my library 
Had to go back and find it in my history to save it 
I assume some emojis go out of commission. Or I some servers kick me 
@dry bison #the-louvre message
Did anders quit the server?
anders quit the dick sword
ah
Doesn't sounds lso bad stbh
Could be worse. Could be trending on twitter.









