#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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sterile tartan
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I don't actually know. that's just how I think it works

gray peak
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I noticed a lack of cringe posts on my reddit home page ever since I left r/teenagers

open bane
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I don't think either console will really be better for CP2077

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either one will run it fine

spare harbor
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Hrmm

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We will see!

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Well, I wont, I dont use consoles

sterile tartan
spare harbor
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Ill be on my pc happy as a clam.

opaque tartan
spare harbor
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My last console was a wii.

opaque tartan
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I got this earlier

open bane
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also PS5 and Xbox Series X both use PCIe gen 4 SSDs so that's not really a unique advantage for either of them

opaque tartan
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I was always a PC gamer but always had consoles

open bane
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Your last name is on that btw @opaque tartan if you care (if it is your last name)

spare harbor
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ps5 just has a unique software interface for the ssd, they get substantially better use of the ssd. That was actually something that caught my eye in the technicals for a ps5

opaque tartan
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Nah my FB is linked to discord

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All my shit is public

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Even Instagram

open bane
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alright cool

spare harbor
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If anyone found my fb, they would cry

opaque tartan
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Thanks for looking out though mate

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Appreciate that

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Nobody wants to steal my identity

open bane
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I'd love it

opaque tartan
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Hahahah

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Nathan Goregasm

spare harbor
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My lifes been full of a lot of tragedies.

sterile tartan
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my facebook is hidden from the public bwahaha

gray peak
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Damn nate your a reddit mod

spare harbor
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I went through a year where I had to plan 12 friends funerals, 3 on the same day. That was NOT a good year. Well except for the friends I made at the morgue. Lovely people.

opaque tartan
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Yeah but not anymore really

sterile tartan
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goddamn

opaque tartan
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I was admin for Discord, FB and Reddit for some games

undone moat
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im gonna fucking parkour backflip off a building bro

opaque tartan
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Make sure there is a soft place to land

sterile tartan
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I was a mod for a decently big game server. I doubt any of you have heard of it mel_cool

undone moat
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Helo

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HAKKE

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Hlaklo

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fucking

sterile tartan
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hello pcman

mint spear
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u drunk?

undone moat
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no

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wish I was tho

opaque tartan
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@spare harbor I hope things are better now mate

sterile tartan
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he just normally sucks at communicating through text

undone moat
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IN BASE FOUR IM FINE

opaque tartan
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Computerman speaks my mother tongue

open bane
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I bought a new phone case and placed the old one on my desk. Thought it was my phone, went to pick it up and almost launched it into the stratosphere.

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hurt my shoulder a lil too

opaque tartan
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Sorry for laughing man

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I just imagined you slapping yourself with a phone case

undone moat
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I will LAUGH AT YOUR PAIN

open bane
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nah you're good lmao

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it was def funny

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it's like when you pick up a jug of liquid thinking it's full and slam it on the top of the inside of the fridge

sterile tartan
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I laughed too because I would definitely do that

opaque tartan
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I walked into my house holding coffee in one hand, phone in the other

undone moat
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related

spare harbor
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And back, lol im better now Nate. I just went through 3 years of hell. My damned fb was pretty gnarly for awhile.

clever vessel
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milk bag

opaque tartan
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I usually throw my phone on the couch and put my coffee down

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Not that day

sterile tartan
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oh no

opaque tartan
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I'm a fucking idiot sometimes

spare harbor
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Im a idiot all the time. Im just a lucky idiot at times.

undone moat
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this is why I don't hold more than one object at a time tbh

opaque tartan
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How the hell do you watch porn on your phone then?

gray peak
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You don’t have to

opaque tartan
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VR

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True

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You got me

undone moat
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Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.

mint spear
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I get my wife to hold my phone.

sterile tartan
gray peak
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Ok, I propose a question, how did the cavemen do it?

sterile tartan
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how did they watch porn on their phones?

opaque tartan
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Hex, mate....not even they other way around?!?!

gray peak
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They didn’t

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That’s the point

opaque tartan
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Nevermind

mint spear
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😌

sterile tartan
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they had to draw the scenes on the wall with colored rocks

opaque tartan
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Maybe I should get married after all

sterile tartan
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they went to each other's cave huts to look at other people's dirty cave drawings

gray peak
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Well archeologists have found figurines of women with enlarged breasts and butt so

sterile tartan
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welp

spare harbor
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THose are fertility godesses

opaque tartan
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Nicki Minaj is that old?

sterile tartan
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just sculpt the porn

mint spear
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Imagine how much their heating bill must have been. 😕

open bane
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I just spent like 3 minutes trying to take a pic of my new phone case with my webcam and then realized how fucking weird I looked and that it was not worth taking a pic to show off a clear phone case

gray peak
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Imagine how much their heating bill must have been. 😕
@mint spear start a fire it’s easy

opaque tartan
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Zoid, I do that with selfies

open bane
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now i need to actually do it

gray peak
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You could have used a mirror btw

opaque tartan
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Not outside I can't

open bane
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not when i am lazy and don't want to get up and show you my somewhat dirty bathroom mirror

opaque tartan
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I wanted to take some pics of the autumn leaves for people today

open bane
opaque tartan
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And I forgot on my walk

undone moat
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baerd

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bardb

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akfpd

opaque tartan
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Nice beard bro

mint spear
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How them curtains stop the light though?

open bane
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they super don't

opaque tartan
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Hahaha yeah

spare harbor
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My inner anthropologist wants to explain the differences in ancient and modern sexual practices so bad right now lol

open bane
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they just sorta tint the room slightly yellow which i like compared to blue light

opaque tartan
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Is that a Pixel?

open bane
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yeah pixel 3

opaque tartan
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Ah

mint spear
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Zoid, can you do a photo of the spikey boi please. 😩

opaque tartan
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I use a 2XL still

open bane
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he be sleepin

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nocturnal fuck

mint spear
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Sleepy spikey boi

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Lmao

spare harbor
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All I use is a j2 samsung, the cheapest of all the galaxy models

open bane
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actualy i'll check on him

spare harbor
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Its suprisingly great

open bane
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sometimes he wakes up for a midday snack

gray peak
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I have an iPhone SE

sterile tartan
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blocks face with item

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smart

open bane
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no such luck

gray peak
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I can actually hold my phone comfortably

mint spear
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😕

open bane
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lol yeah thank you spirit

opaque tartan
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I have big hands

open bane
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i tried

opaque tartan
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Long fingers

sterile tartan
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I have...

opaque tartan
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I checked recently

gray peak
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Because I’m not holding an iPad in my pocket

sterile tartan
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not an iphone

opaque tartan
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They're still long

open bane
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even though I've shown my face here so it's not like it matters

undone moat
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not a carrr

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;;';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

open bane
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my hands are extremely average

sterile tartan
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eh, some days ya just don't want to show your face. I get it

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my hands are small

open bane
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I just hate how I look in my webcam

opaque tartan
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Some days I don't want to have a face

open bane
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face looks lopsided

undone moat
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my hands are very handy

sterile tartan
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my face is lopsided

spare harbor
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My hands are so big.

open bane
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mine is too lol

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it's just so noticeable with webcam

gray peak
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Mine is perfectly mirrored

opaque tartan
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No such thing as true symmetry STOP IT

spare harbor
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I can fit a beer can between my thumb and index fingers

undone moat
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my hands strike fear into my enemies

opaque tartan
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You're all gorgeous

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Be quiet

mint spear
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You too bro

opaque tartan
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I got broken nose

mint spear
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I witnessed the photo of you woo'ing at your front door.

opaque tartan
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Muthafucka doc said get it fixed

sterile tartan
opaque tartan
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Awwww

mint spear
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🙌

spare harbor
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Spirit is huggable.

opaque tartan
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I see Jesus too

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Did you paint those?

open bane
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im gonna search my phone for the least flattering photo of me

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i know exactly which one to use

sterile tartan
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no

spare harbor
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I have a lot of flattering ones, all I use is my goofy ones.

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Man, I found a picture of me at 21... wow

undone moat
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I have a ton

spare harbor
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I feel old

undone moat
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though most are intentional

sterile tartan
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the jesus and child pic is S0ul's and it's just printed on canvas, and the painting was found at a thrift store

opaque tartan
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Hex, made me blush, this means I have to buy him a PS5 😠

mint spear
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I'll let you play on Tuesdays.

gray peak
spare harbor
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I can make you do more then blush, will you buy me oreos?

opaque tartan
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Do I have to use my own controller or can we share?

gaunt reef
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so if I made you blush harder will you pay for my PC build

spare harbor
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AHHHHHH! Dont scare me... frick

sterile tartan
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no one was buying the painting. because there was a small spot that's ripped. I see no issue with that so

spare harbor
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That is wrong on so many levels interlopper

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Althoooough

open bane
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I found the photo

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well one of them

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context: drunk

spare harbor
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I could put that face on a craper

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Creeper

open bane
mint spear
undone moat
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nut

gaunt reef
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antipog

spare harbor
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Your going bald already?

sterile tartan
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Lol

gaunt reef
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did you lose NNN

gray peak
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nut
@undone moat it’s November

opaque tartan
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That's brilliant

open bane
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yep

gray peak
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You failed

gaunt reef
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sorry for your loss bro

open bane
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probably will shave in the next year or so

gray peak
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No

spare harbor
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Zoid you must !

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Beard and bald

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Awesomenessss

open bane
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it doesn't look as good on me as I would hope so I'm just delaying

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until people stop responding with "noooo don't do that"

opaque tartan
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You want him to look like new Kratos?

gray peak
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Pcman failed the November challenge that is not about shaving

opaque tartan
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Zoid of War

mint spear
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I did eat some cashew nuts at lunch time. 😔

gray peak
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F

sterile tartan
gray peak
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I don’t think I’ve failed no nut November but I probably have

opaque tartan
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They're so cool

gray peak
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A lot of things have nuts in them

opaque tartan
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That's what she said

gray peak
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That’s what your mom said

glass ermine
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same

opaque tartan
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She did though

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She loves nuts

gray peak
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...

open bane
mint spear
opaque tartan
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More than three

open bane
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old pic

opaque tartan
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.......

mint spear
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rofl wtf

opaque tartan
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Hahahahah dude

gray peak
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Lmao

spare harbor
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LOl

gray peak
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How did you do that zoid

clever vessel
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hah

open bane
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broke a few vertebrae

spare harbor
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Id look like I had a beard, from the hair on my chest

opaque tartan
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And some hearts

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Same I have gorilla chest

open bane
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i'm like uniformly hairy but not overly hairy

spare harbor
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I am hair

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The only part of my body without hair are my soles

opaque tartan
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Abominable Jahnri

spare harbor
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Hey, my dna tests show 5 percent neanderthal

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Im less human then most

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Im not exaggerating on that lol

opaque tartan
gray peak
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I think the Neanderthals went extinct because they bred with humans too much

open bane
opaque tartan
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You look like Jack Whitehall in that pic

open bane
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lol thanks

mint spear
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np

open bane
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yw

sterile tartan
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I'm trying to make a dumb face but I can't seem to get one that looks goofy enough

open bane
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I have heard Chris evans and Shia Lebeouf but in person it is so far from either of those

sterile tartan
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lol

opaque tartan
sterile tartan
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absolutely

opaque tartan
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🤣

sterile tartan
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hah

opaque tartan
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I LOVE YOUR FACE IN THIS PIC

open bane
mint spear
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Hahaha, thanks.

opaque tartan
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Hahahahahaha

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Acid Trip Jesus bro

open bane
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i have a few of those warped images

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well, three

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so only one more

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lol that looks kinda like my brother but blurry

sterile tartan
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PCman is your brother confirmed

open bane
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final deformed pic

gray peak
open bane
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ghost

gray peak
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No It’s just dark

mint spear
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Oh yeah, so it is.

open bane
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huh

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didn't consider that

gray peak
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I took a selfie at 3am

opaque tartan
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I've seen you before!

gray peak
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Where

opaque tartan
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When I close my eyes

spare harbor
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Nice ghostly face

mint spear
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I'm eating life savers gummies

opaque tartan
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It's the same as that

mint spear
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my favorite candy

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nice face

opaque tartan
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I've only had them once

mint spear
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I can't believe you shower with earphones.

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Mad man.

opaque tartan
spare harbor
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Thats you?

open bane
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you could replace the guy in those memes witht hat pic

mint spear
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Beards always seemed so uncomfortable to me

opaque tartan
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You can't delete fast enough

primal kelp
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wait, ur telling me ur face isnt a monitor? wtf i was lied to

open bane
undone moat
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surprise

open bane
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find zoid

mint spear
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@primal kelp it is but it just monitors that image

open bane
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hint: easy

spare harbor
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Hrmm, hate to break it to you, but if that was your real chin, your folks are inbreed as hell. Lower jutting jaws are a sign of long term genetic inbreeding, usually due to royalty customs or local lol. Fun fact.

opaque tartan
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Front at the bottom?

open bane
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nop

mint spear
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rofl

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Fuck dude.

hallow isle
mint spear
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it doesn't inherently mean your inbred too.

opaque tartan
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You just called a brudda inbred

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LOL

open bane
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lmao wait a sec what

spare harbor
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Hehehe

mint spear
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THat got me too much. Belly laughing like a dumbass over here.

spare harbor
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I was talking bout comp

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Not zoid.

hallow isle
spare harbor
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Jabba the what?

opaque tartan
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Zoid you smack bang in the middle?

mint spear
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just that's a common result of inbreeding but doesn't always mean you are inbred

spare harbor
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Almost always, but your right.

open bane
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ya wearing a tan baseball cap backwards

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jean jacket

opaque tartan
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Yeah I seeeeeee yoooou

open bane
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👀

mint spear
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I wanna be in Computermans head for a few minutes.

opaque tartan
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Too slow Computerman, soon the clones will be ready

hallow isle
open bane
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Was at a [REDACTED] rally

opaque tartan
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Ooooh

undone moat
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@spare harbor nah, when I try I look okay (at least, I think I do)

opaque tartan
hallow isle
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So what's even happening?

mint spear
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not almost always too

opaque tartan
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Confidence boosting

hallow isle
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I seeeeee

spare harbor
opaque tartan
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Telling Computerman he's a sex god

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Bleh

dusty magnet
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Can confirm

spare harbor
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Jay leno has a habsburg jaw, due to recent inbreeding

opaque tartan
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Jay Leno

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Bleh

gray peak
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Adam does not see me tho

undone moat
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where's a decent photo

spare harbor
open bane
opaque tartan
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There is some inbreeding in Pakistani and Gujarati communities here

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Joker without the make-up @open bane

open bane
mint spear
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Yeah but big jaw isn't always a hapsburg jaw it's just somewhat common

opaque tartan
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I'm so glad my parents aren't cousins

mint spear
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i doubt computer man has a hapsburg jaw

open bane
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same

opaque tartan
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Dude wtf

open bane
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also nice hair swoopage

hallow isle
primal kelp
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doesnt look like it

opaque tartan
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How come you look so different in pics?

undone moat
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magic

opaque tartan
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What happened?

gray peak
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Slap chop

opaque tartan
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Again you're too slow

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@gray peak the Jamaican one

primal kelp
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he has 2 identical brothers

dusty magnet
undone moat
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I'm extremely flexible in my face

hallow isle
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diabeetus

gray peak
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Bee looks like a mountain biker

opaque tartan
dusty magnet
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I am...

open bane
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bucky's face lives on the canopy of a beard and hair forest

dusty magnet
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It does...

gray peak
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I am...
@dusty magnet knew it

opaque tartan
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I see youth in those eyes

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A soul

open bane
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I'll fix that

mint spear
open bane
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Cmere bee

opaque tartan
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Don't sit on his face!

dusty magnet
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Omw zoid

open bane
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crimson chin

undone moat
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@opaque tartan whats probably happened is that, over the pandemic, I've gained a ton of weight

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and that's reflected in my face

spare harbor
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Man, I still use my slap chop for onions, geniunely useful

mint spear
undone moat
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that photo I showed that looked okay? That was in like January

mint spear
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That's how he got his powers

open bane
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he hides his relatives in the chin cavity for breeding

opaque tartan
open bane
mint spear
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WAIT

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the crimson chin is literally voiced by jay leno

undone moat
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as for the difference in stuff like facial features, I think the beard's done it

opaque tartan
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It's a good look

open bane
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i am waiting

opaque tartan
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Exiled political correspondent chic

undone moat
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changes in stuff like angles, beard length, scruffiness

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etc

open bane
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wait holy shit it is lmao

mint spear
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I didn't know that

open bane
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i never knew that's who voiced him

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maybe that inspired the character

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and nate I like that label though I would hate to be a political correspondent lmao

mint spear
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He literally has hapsburg jaw

undone moat
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also fuckin uhhhhhhh

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hair length

mint spear
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Crimson Chin confirmed inbred

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Canon

opaque tartan
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You stole Putin's Polonium then

undone moat
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hair length changes how I look dramatically

dusty magnet
opaque tartan
undone moat
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don't get all flirty

sterile tartan
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It bee

undone moat
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I'm gremlin, everyone knows this

open bane
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bee nice handlebars

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get over here

gray peak
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Bee looks like the kind of mountain biker that drinks a beer at the trail head after he rides

opaque tartan
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Listen here

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I got told my accent/voice is a panty dropper

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If those PC Pants fall down

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I warned you

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Wait

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You're on your last pair

undone moat
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if it's a British accent they're staying on

open bane
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do you say bruv

opaque tartan
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Hahahaha

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Have you done your laundry?

undone moat
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however if it's a really thick scottish accent I'm gonna laugh and ask you to say more words because I like it

opaque tartan
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Mr Last pair of Pants

gray peak
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Innit bruv I stole ya tea deal wiv it or I’ll shiv ya mate

opaque tartan
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I can do Scottish

mint spear
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Welsh accent for me is 😩 💦 😌

opaque tartan
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I can do that too

open bane
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Irish accents enstiffen me

gray peak
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Antarctica accent

opaque tartan
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And that

primal kelp
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stiffens?

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😳

opaque tartan
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I can do a pretty good Connor McGregor

mint spear
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I doubt he'd let you though.

opaque tartan
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Break out da red panties

open bane
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🦶 <--- irish accent
flooshed <--- me, willingly

opaque tartan
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Hahahahaha

undone moat
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when I get home

opaque tartan
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You'd love Dublin mate

undone moat
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it's fuckinnnnnn

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laundry time

opaque tartan
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I love Dublin

mint spear
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I'm not exactly comfortable sharing my irl face and all and I think that's understandable

open bane
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I do want to go to Ireland at some point

opaque tartan
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Yessssaaaa more PCPants

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Clean Pants

open bane
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I have a gf though so it would be purely for the landscape sights

undone moat
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also I just need new underwear in general tbh

opaque tartan
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Yes

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Ofc

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Nature n stuff

undone moat
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they're old

opaque tartan
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Yeah same

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Been lazy with my underpants

undone moat
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socks, maybe

opaque tartan
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Ireland is gorgeous

open bane
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It looks it

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Heard good things

opaque tartan
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@mint spear no pressure to share, we just had our little dumb Face Off

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Like Travolta Vs Cage

gray peak
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I won

mint spear
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Scotland seems nice

opaque tartan
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You did

open bane
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gotta say the fucking inbreeding comment got me hard lmao

opaque tartan
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Same hahahaha

open bane
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wait let me word that differently

opaque tartan
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So good

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Hahahahaha

open bane
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fuck what a horrible phrasing

mint spear
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the calling computer man inbred or the fact we proved The Crimson Chin is inbred

open bane
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i will leave it

opaque tartan
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I screenshotted it so you can edit all you want man

open bane
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😔

opaque tartan
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Noooo

open bane
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and both actually @mint spear

mint spear
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I got a large amount of scottish in my dna but they almost have their own language tbh

opaque tartan
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I want to make a ©omputerman ©ollage now

open bane
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@mint spear I got you something

opaque tartan
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@mint spear Donald Trump's mum is Scottish

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You could be related

mint spear
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We're not

undone moat
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to be fair I wouldn't be surprised if my family was massively inbred

opaque tartan
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Is that a pygmy hedgehog? @open bane

open bane
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yeah he is

mint spear
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Mothers checked far back in our family history

open bane
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he's a grump

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also sucks himself off sometimes

fickle obsidian
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never trust families tbh

opaque tartan
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I already love him

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Spirit Animal

open bane
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lmao

mint spear
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My last name is scottish

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And my first name too

undone moat
#

my mom's side had a bunch of English royalty on it + my mom's side of the family move from Louisiana to California in the 1800s

opaque tartan
#

I'd never leave the house

#

My first name is Hebrew

open bane
#

gotta go do work, later friends

mint spear
#

Nvm I forgot my first names is Irish

opaque tartan
#

Take care dude

mint spear
#

irish firstname

#

Scottish lastname

undone moat
#

so there was probably some inbreeding during that 1800's period and DEFINITELY among the english royalty period

opaque tartan
#

You're related to Lizard Lizzie?

mint spear
#

crimson chin

opaque tartan
#

Come home Computerman

mint spear
#

I ain't related to like no one famous

opaque tartan
#

They can replace Prince Andrew with you

undone moat
#

no!

#

wait

mint spear
#

all my dnas boring

undone moat
#

I'll do it, under one condition

opaque tartan
#

DNA isn't boring

undone moat
#

I have to prove myself

opaque tartan
#

In unarmed combat?

mint spear
#

lemme rephrase that

undone moat
#

I will hunt down and fuck the loch ness monster

mint spear
#

The social history of my dna is boring

opaque tartan
#

We'll drain the Loch

undone moat
#

no!

mint spear
#

I have a bit of Hungarian in me tho

undone moat
#

you gotta do it right man

opaque tartan
#

Oooooh

spare harbor
#

My entire family history is complex enough I love it

opaque tartan
#

I do like Hungarian ladies actually

#

My neighbour is Hungarian

mint spear
#

i am white as hell

undone moat
#

first we find nessie, then we start with dates

#

what do you take me for, an animal?

opaque tartan
#

No

#

No!

mint spear
#

dna is cool when it's looked at from an evolutionary aspect but I don't care much about it culturally and heehoo ur related to a president or something

opaque tartan
#

I'm brown as hell

verbal pelican
#

Melanin ftw

undone moat
#

DONNA.

#

The Dust.

verbal pelican
#

PCMAN

opaque tartan
#

We all bleed @limber fractal ❤️

verbal pelican
#

Another one bites it..?

#

Because of your photo? :/

undone moat
#

it's a meme

verbal pelican
#

Oh, you will have to excuse me. I'm a.. dinosaur.

#

Did you get new headphones btw?

undone moat
verbal pelican
#

Damn. Like looking into the abyss.

opaque tartan
mint spear
#

I hate that people turned that video in to a meme tbh.
Dude was being real and letting out his feelings and emotions and that was the end result, fucking memes.

undone moat
#

also nope, still rocking my SHP9500s I bought back in like 2014

dusty magnet
#

Haha angry man go brr

undone moat
#

I'm not a dinosaur

#

I'd fuck one, but I'm not one

verbal pelican
#

Haha, Nate. Fine. I'll be a dodo then.

#

What's that from? Cricket?

opaque tartan
#

I'm filming Computerman

#

Yeah Donna

#

Pakistani coach

verbal pelican
#

Ahhh.

#

Well, makes sense. He is worried for his life as much as losing the match.

opaque tartan
#

It's that look of disappontment

#

It's dredging up memories

undone moat
verbal pelican
#

Haha, giving me report card day flashbacks.

steep pagoda
#

❤️

limber fractal
#

I hate that people turned that video in to a meme tbh.
@mint spear What's the original video? I wanna see.

dusty magnet
#

HI STELLA

#

Guys should I get a cat?

opaque tartan
#

Yes

#

Crazy not to

verbal pelican
#

Red, that second emoji.. :x

opaque tartan
#

Get a donkey too if you have space

mint spear
verbal pelican
#

I hear they are as stubborn as a mule tho.

opaque tartan
#

🤣

verbal pelican
#

Bee, what kinda cat? Rescues are amazing.

dusty magnet
#

Yeah I'm thinking a rescue

limber fractal
#

Ooh Linus video? ablobsad I thought bald guy in plaid shirt blobfacepalm @mint spear

undone moat
verbal pelican
#

Ohmaigahd

undone moat
#

okay send those out of order

verbal pelican
#

That is adorable, man!

undone moat
#

I need to go back and see her, haven't been to the house in a while

#

maybe this weekend

spare harbor
#

Every time I see a small dog, I sorta cry

fickle obsidian
#

wait has bee handled any pets before

spare harbor
#

The old chihuahua Ive been friends with for over 20 years just turned 22.

fickle obsidian
#

bee you can't let them play with your knives

spare harbor
#

The thought of Fritz dying soon sucks balls. I ended up putting a blanket on my bed and letting him sleep beside me. Lol of course the other small dog had to join in. Back still killing me since i usually roll around alot in my sleep and couldnt

#

Talk about a happy dog in the morning though lol

dusty magnet
#

Don't worry Leon I've had many pets

#

I've trained them all to fight with my knives

#

To protect the house

sterile tartan
opaque tartan
#

It's World Kindness Day tomorrow

#

I'm going to do my best

undone moat
#

"FUCK YOU BUT IN A NICE WAY"

opaque tartan
#

Don't normally five a shit about Hallmark Holidays

#

"FUCK YOU BUT IN A NICE WAY"
Exactly

#

"You piece of absolute gorgeous amazing shit"

mint spear
undone moat
#

moon

#

you missed

#

the memes

mint spear
#

God, fucking, your face makes me SO FUCKING happy.

undone moat
#

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas.

opaque tartan
#

We, fucking, need a book of fucking Computerman Quotes

mint spear
#

What are these memes I missed.

undone moat
#

pins was that for a while I think

opaque tartan
mint spear
#

Basically yes

sterile tartan
#

gonna use kindness day as the one day I'm mean to people

undone moat
sterile tartan
undone moat
#

👀

mint spear
#

👌

opaque tartan
#

I choked on my own spit

#

HOLY FUCK

undone moat
#

hEY

#

it's a genuine PROBLEM

opaque tartan
#

I can relate

#

I get boners

undone moat
#

YOU EVER TRIED LAYING ON YOUR STOMACH WHEN YOU'RE AT FULL MAST?

#

IT HURTS

eternal thorn
#

fak

undone moat
#

YOUR DICK PLEADS FOR MERCY

opaque tartan
#

I was young and stupid once

mint spear
#

hahahaha

eternal thorn
#

got one in the cart

#

Then Out of Stock

opaque tartan
#

WHAT

eternal thorn
opaque tartan
#

Oh

eternal thorn
#

Fuckin Walmart

undone moat
#

computerface indeed

opaque tartan
#

Smolmart

undone moat
#

apparently this is an only me problem

#

jeeeeeesus

eternal thorn
#

Time to wait 3 more hours.

#

Hopefully this thing stays in the cart so I can just checkout

sterile tartan
#

let's stop talking about boners now, thanks

undone moat
#

I'd like to point out that hex brought it up

sterile tartan
#

I'd like to point out that I meant everyone .-.

mint spear
#

Actually, I'll revert you back to the message I linked that was dated 2018 that shows that YOU bought it up.

safe path
#

Is that..is that a pun in itself?

spare harbor
#

Man, curry and a bagel go together better then I expected

sterile tartan
#

I'm not above telling other staff to chill their bullshit

undone moat
#

but you CONTINUED ||im joking don't actually murder me pls||

fickle obsidian
#

next gen consoles go brrr

spare harbor
#

Next gen console gets stripped down

#

Yup, Im stripping down a xbox and recasing it for a friend

sterile tartan
#

interesting

spare harbor
#

Eh, ive done it before

fickle obsidian
#

ngl the teardowns are more interesting than the console play stuff imo, lol

safe path
#

Sounds hard

spare harbor
#

Tearing down electronics is hard.

mint spear
#

There is zero chance I'm opening mine up for at least 6 years.

spare harbor
#

It takes patience

fickle obsidian
#

fuckin' ribbon cable traps

spare harbor
#

I basically will put the console into a lan style case for a friend.

opaque tartan
#

PS2 was the worst

spare harbor
#

Ive done it many times.

opaque tartan
#

Chipping it too

#

Tiny points

spare harbor
#

Oh gah, ps2 is bullshit.

opaque tartan
#

And you could fry it so easy

sterile tartan
#

I have no patience. which is why I don't have interest in building anything either

mint spear
#

First time I got electric shock was from a PS2.

fickle obsidian
#

I didn't have too much trouble with opening a PS2 to clean but not sure i'd wanna go further

spare harbor
#

Like, the xbox, the new one, isnt hard really. They generally did a much better job making it something you can tear down.

opaque tartan
#

Removing the board to solder the chip wasn't too hard

#

But the points were very small

primal kelp
#

new xbox was designed really easy to strip down

opaque tartan
#

XBOX was ridiculously easy

dusty magnet
#

Fuck I missed it again

#

Site keeps crashing

spare harbor
#

Not so much the ps5, I could do it, but it would take forever.

opaque tartan
#

I'm gonna get the bundle with more storage and VR

undone moat
#

wait the xsx has vr support?

opaque tartan
#

I mean PS5

#

I was actually talking about original XBOX

#

Xecutor 2.3

#

And Pogo

undone moat
#

||I like how at this point VR is a summoning word for me at this point||

sterile tartan
#

coming soon: the Xbox X S

mint spear
#

Series M IIRC.

sterile tartan
#

play on excess because of all the X and S ones rn

opaque tartan
#

XBOX XS-tential Crisis Core Edition

mint spear
#

Naming scheme is dumb AF.

sterile tartan
#

Microsoft is terrible at naming orders

opaque tartan
#

Sony: 1 2 3 4 5
Microsoft: Windows Vista

fickle obsidian
#

can't wait to wait for these things to drop in price and swoop in getting games on the cheap

opaque tartan
#

I'm thinking they are going to improve PS Now too

#

Properly I mean

fickle obsidian
#

zero interest in the sub services personally

opaque tartan
#

For PS5 games

sterile tartan
#

S in roman numerals is 1/2

eternal thorn
#

Goddamn

#

In minutes, everytime

fickle obsidian
#

smh ppl be silly

arctic eagle
#

5 minutes huh

#

That means I have 5 MINUTES TO BUY A PS5 ONCE THEY RELEASE HERE

mint spear
#

"We're going to be sending out extra stock to ensure that everybody that wants one will get a console at launch".

opaque tartan
#

Sounds like something Boris would say

spare harbor
#

Ive tried the ps5, I just .. eh

dusty magnet
#

They're going for well over a grand on eBay rn

sterile tartan
#

bahahahahha

mint spear
#

Jesus

sterile tartan
#

I hate people

safe path
#

Scalpers should be castrated

sterile tartan
#

scalped

arctic eagle
#

isj ust wan plastersion 5.,,,,

safe path
#

With a rusty spoon

eternal thorn
#

Yea no, a PS5 aint worth a grand

arctic eagle
#

Scalpers are fine they do what they do

eternal thorn
#

I can wait till January if need be

mint spear
dusty magnet
#

@arctic eagle Are you trying to get one too

arctic eagle
#

I would LIKE ONEYES

mint spear
#

UK is already sold out.

#

Nobody getting one before Christmas here.

arctic eagle
#

UK hasn't got any yet

fickle obsidian
#

ONE EYES

arctic eagle
#

wAIT

mint spear
#

ALREADY SOLD OUT.

opaque tartan
#

February apparently dude

arctic eagle
#

YOU MEAN PRE-ORDER WISE

#

WHA

#

T

opaque tartan
#

Next fulfilment

dusty magnet
#

The Walmart website keeps crashing when I try to get one

safe path
#

I mean..it's walmart. You can't expect much

arctic eagle
#

Yeah bee I was looking before to get a feel for how long I have to grab one

#

Might just set up a fuckin

safe path
#

But I feel for you

arctic eagle
#

Scalper bot

opaque tartan
#

EB?

sterile tartan
mint spear
#

smoll cute boi

primal kelp
arctic eagle
#

sometimes kids you gotta fight fire with fire

safe path
#

Alright let's go light the scalpers on fire. Gotcha.

#

I am down for this

opaque tartan
sterile tartan
#

this skin is pretty
I don't want a ps5 but some of the stuff that's available for customizing itis cool

📎 QEbXvdEAAAAA.png
eternal thorn
#

That controller is pee

#

And if you look closely

opaque tartan
#

Kojima pee

sterile tartan
#

people are gonna make so much off designing skins and selling them. I like it

eternal thorn
#

The touchpad has pee too

#

Its just been there a while

opaque tartan
#

Someone modded the controller and out the baby in it

safe path
#

A hwhile

sterile tartan
#

same seller has similar skins for the xbsx

dusty magnet
#

@arctic eagle If you're able to set one up I neeeddd one

sterile tartan
dusty magnet
#

Lemme know

eternal thorn
#

Just remember to vape through it

#

Apparently

fickle obsidian
#

very important

mint spear
#

It enables the turbo mode.

fickle obsidian
#

world's biggest vape box

sterile tartan
#

through the pretty skin, specifically

#

because why not

primal kelp
#

i wont be getting anything next gen

arctic eagle
#

Oh I was joking about ccalper bots they're probably dangerous or somethign

primal kelp
#

unless

dusty magnet
#

Fug

opaque tartan
#

I vape

arctic eagle
#

I don't even know how they work

primal kelp
#

they come out with a xbox series x elite controller

arctic eagle
#

I'll try and grab one LEGIT come launch but when I inevitably fail I will just wait utnnitl january

primal kelp
#

i could prob cop a ps5

spare harbor
#

I love that xbox skin spirit

#

Anything opal

#

❤️

arctic eagle
#

ren if u buy me a ps5 on the 19th i will paypal u 500 pounds

primal kelp
#

lol shipping would be a lot

sterile tartan
#

same

primal kelp
#

us based

arctic eagle
#

Yeah that's why I'm giving you £50 more so you can partially cover it

#

Net loss baby

sterile tartan
#

a

opaque tartan
primal kelp
#

actually how much would shipping to the uk be

sterile tartan
#

aww

opaque tartan
#

Depends on weight

mint spear
#

Probably the price of PS5 tbh

opaque tartan
#

Hahaha

arctic eagle
#

PS5 is hefty

#

I had a fucking

#

A friend has one rn

opaque tartan
#

Oh it's Computerman

arctic eagle
#

Because he was SMART and PRE-ORDERED

dusty magnet
#

Ngl if I don't get one today I'll prolly just buy Legos and call of duty to drown my sorrows

sterile tartan
#

ideally I would get both

arctic eagle
#

3 hours until more stock right

#

You can do it bee

primal kelp
#

buy one for the cashback and then sell it for same price

arctic eagle
#

Go look up scalper bots if you're real desperate

primal kelp
#

would it be scalping if someone puts one up for regular price but makes it an auction

opaque tartan
#

Or find someone who has a PS5 and create a pact to use Remote Play from your PS4

sterile tartan
#

I don't think so

#

that's just competition at that point

primal kelp
#

yeah

#

also

#

why do u want disc version

#

its asymmetrical

sterile tartan
#

the person who hypothetically listed it wouldn't have expected anyone to actually bid higher I think

arctic eagle
#

I have a bunch of PS4 discs and usually buy physical anyway

primal kelp
#

ah

opaque tartan
#

Nd maybe I want to watch an old DVD or Blu Ray

primal kelp
#

people watch dvds?

opaque tartan
#

Not all films are available for streaming

#

If it's something memorable yes

#

And it's not available for streaming

primal kelp
#

true

opaque tartan
#

And I won't have anything else plugged into my giant TV that has a disc drive

#

I'll never even see the console

#

I don't see my PS4 Pro

primal kelp
#

lemme check local listings

opaque tartan
#

Just need a gap to put discs in

primal kelp
#

watch ppl are selling ps5s for like $800

dusty magnet
#

Fuck it I'mma just cut my losses and try again in a few weeks

#

Wasn't meant to be

primal kelp
#

lmao

#

i was right

#

someone is selling for $800 ffs

#

wait

#

someone is literally selling a preorder slot for $200

sterile tartan
#

wow

opaque tartan
#

Check FB marketplace too

#

This guy near me

#

Fi' Fiddy

#

Not too bad tbh

primal kelp
#

if i was to flip it i would sell it for like $550

#

$50 for the effort

#

well

#

actually less

open bane
#

@dusty magnet i have some tips for preorders if you wanna DM me

primal kelp
#

since tax

opaque tartan
#

Oh shit @mint spear

#

Smyths

open bane
#

won't drop them here just to help your chances lol

opaque tartan
#

If you have one near you, they may have them without controllers

#

If you were looking to purchase

mint spear
#

I got a pre-order with Game, not getting until "before Christmas" though.

primal kelp
#

if urpaying $800 to $1000 for a ps5 ur better off buying a pc

opaque tartan
#

Ah fair dos mate

sterile tartan
#

it shows up two days after christmas

opaque tartan
#

For real Ren

mint spear
#

Series X is 18th December.

sterile tartan
#

very nice

opaque tartan
#

All those amiibos ❤️

mint spear
#

My collection is a mess. I need shelves.

primal kelp
#

someone is selling a used xbox series x for $450

opaque tartan
#

My stuff is in storage 😢

sterile tartan
#

did they just turn it on and then decide they don't like it or

primal kelp
#

like they opened it

sterile tartan
#

hm

mint spear
#

Blew vape through it for views.

#

Box up, resell.

#

Purchase new one.

sterile tartan
undone moat
#

YEAH

primal kelp
#

buy xbox and playstation

undone moat
#

I GOT TO BE PART OF A MEETING

primal kelp
#

take consoles out

undone moat
#

KSJF;OISDJ;FAIJD

primal kelp
#

switch boxes

undone moat
#

I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING BUSINESS MAN

sterile tartan
#

brilliant

primal kelp
#

whoever buys it gets the other console

arctic eagle
#

ZOID GIMME UR FUCKIN TIPS DUDE

primal kelp
sterile tartan
#

but they probably don't fit each others' boxes .-.

primal kelp
#

the xbox will fit in the ps5 one

#

for sure

sterile tartan
#

will it

undone moat
primal kelp
#

if u take out the inserts

#

the box is big

sterile tartan
#

ah. gotcha

primal kelp
#

and

dusty magnet
#

Found a local seller who is selling at cost. Hoping he gets back to me shortly

sterile tartan
#

good luck bee

mint spear
primal kelp
#

i just want to play cold war ffs

clever vessel
#

ps5 controller p e r t y

sterile tartan
#

game told me how to water plants after I already did it

primal kelp
#

xbox elite controller> ps5 controller

#

also

#

sony really fucked over people with disabilities

clever vessel
#

that's your opinion ren

#

subjective

primal kelp
#

bc old controllers or devices for them dont work now

clever vessel
#

though I'd say the dualsense is the only next gen controller

primal kelp
#

i have 3 levels of trigger pull and i can adjust resistance on the analog sticks

#

also back paddles

opaque tartan
#

You should try Astros Playroom

primal kelp
#

i do have to say i think ps5 has the better lineup and also better kids lineup

opaque tartan
#

MS will probably release a better Elite controller with similar features

primal kelp
#

with a share button lol

undone moat
#

oooooooh you know what?

opaque tartan
#

XBOX controller is widely used for many things though

undone moat
#

that's what I want for Christmas

sterile tartan
#

I bit my tongue

undone moat
#

a new controller

opaque tartan
#

Nooo

#

Get some ice!

undone moat
#

is it bleeding

sterile tartan
#

no
it just hurt some

primal kelp
opaque tartan
#

I had one

sterile tartan
#

it wasn't as bad as when I bite my lip (which happens way too often)

undone moat
#

dude I would

opaque tartan
#

But I refunded it because I didn't need it

primal kelp
#

Its only $180

opaque tartan
#

I have 4 regular ones

primal kelp
#

I wish they added hairline triggers to the normal controllers

#

Add some real updates

opaque tartan
#

I will get one if they make a new one for new consoles

undone moat
#

like honestly I want a nice controller for once, I've been playing so many games where controllers are preferred over keyboard as of late

primal kelp
#

this one feels really nice

undone moat
#

... mostly driving games come to think of it

primal kelp
#

textured, weighted

opaque tartan
#

Yeah maybe you should Computerman

sterile tartan
#

someday I'll have a useful gaming pc

mint spear
#

Nacon controllers are the best right now.

undone moat
#

oh yeah that reminds me, The Crew 2 is actually okay btw

mint spear
#

I enjoy The Crew 2.

undone moat
#

I used to think it was awful

opaque tartan
#

They have those BNC connectors too Hex

undone moat
#

but no, it's actually alright

mint spear
#

I'm 50 hours in and done mostly nothing.

undone moat
#

frankly I'm just in it for the map

mint spear
#

Yep. I love just placing somewhere on the map and just driving to it.

sterile tartan
#

pcman you should change that to just "Jeusaurus"

#

oops

#

Jasusaurus

#

god

#

DAMMIT
\

undone moat
#

Godsaurus

sterile tartan
#

Jesusaurus

undone moat
#

nah, this name isn't growing on me

clever vessel
#

hayzeus

sterile tartan
#

change it to "a literal cantaloupe"

undone moat
#

I shall refer to my source

#

one moment

sterile tartan
#

because, as someone said at the store...

#

bitches love cantaloupes

#

true story

mint spear
#

lmao

arctic eagle
#

I just prefer the PS controllers because it's easy to play fighting games on them

#

But I wouldn't go out of my way to buy anything in particular

sterile tartan
#

two college dudes trying to figure out what to bring to a party
probably high

mint spear
#

I have a habit of slamming my controllers against my desk which I take in to consideration when buying new.

undone moat
#

there we go

sterile tartan
#

I used to throw stuff a lot if I was mad. which was a lot of the time. Spirit used to be a ball of violent rage

undone moat
#

I'll likely go for an xbox controller

#

simply for the sake of convenience

#

W10 supports them out of the box

opaque tartan
#

Fuck you up at Street Fighter, whatever controller

open bane
#

I have a wooden desk and when I hit it one time it made a tiny dent which successfully dissuades me from slamming stuff on it

#

Hex did you see my gift for you earlier

mint spear
#

Yes thank you Zoid! 😊

undone moat
#

oh yeah

open bane
#

😌

mint spear
#

I'm also very jealous of his skill.

open bane
#

Lmao

#

Damn anders is still gone

mint spear
#

😭

undone moat
#

@sterile tartan after I ended the stream last night I entered a race and lost it because my controller DC'd right at the last turn

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pissed me the FUCK off

sterile tartan
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damn

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sorry I missed that

opaque tartan
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You stream?

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I wanna see

hallow isle
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Any mac users around?