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Not when I tested it.
I got ok results but nothing spectacular.
Proton is why I gave it a shot, people praise it hugely for being something amazing. It's in a great position but it's not quite ready yet.
As soon as it is, I'll be on Linux.
NMS as an example, I lost a good amount of performance and flying in to space just hung for a couple seconds.
Turning quick tanked FPS.
could be worth duel booting, as 83% of the top 100 games on steam are gold++
Funny you say that. I'm checking out some Distros to download and dual boot right now.
I have grease on my favorite sweatshirt I'm gunna cry dude
Rip
Bee, dish soap my dude.
ah
Frigging, PopOS keeps being recommended.
@mint spear for instence, on manjaro, all you need to do is write apt-get install firefox to get firefox on your computer!
@mint spear popos, as well as elementry os are both the #1 beginner distro, but if you want flexibility, again, manjaro, or linux mint
Easy to use with flexability
its like mac vs windows
I'll check out Manjaro. I used Mint maybe 4-5 years ago.
thats the awesome thing with linux
on windows, to install steam, you need to
- go to google
- write steam
- find the steam website
- find the download page for it.
- download
- use some wierd installer
on linux:
- open terminal
- apt-get install steam
same with uninstalling
windows:
- open the settings
- hope the program is there
- if not, GOOOOOOOOOOGLE UNINSTALL EPIC PROGRAM HOW????
linux
- open terminal
apt-get remove programname
oh?
I called all the linux users not-have-sex-ers and Linus Tech Tips the cuck king (there has to be a connection between him and linux they both have linu in their names) and then God took my ability to download linux
why have sex when you have linux
its obvious what needs to happen
Kinda gunna buy a rifle tbh
why?
Why not is the real question
I'm still on the hunt for an unmolested mk 1 no. 4 lee Enfield
😡
No luck yet
Do you mostly just do range shooting or do you hunt any game
Laniard reveal
“I like laniards”
Do you hunt?
Yes
Gross
only somewhat @mint spear
@mint spear 😉
I really hate guns lol
Bruh that's identical to mine lmao
Bolt action
lots of violence in my family
Should be a stamping on the barrel
Yeah I don't see Parker hale
Ah, either way sexy af
.303 makes me cream
Same round used in the super marine spitfire
That other one I showed is a tube fed 22 semi auto for $100
And I don't have a 22 yet
Damn
there are too much guns. most people own one for the sake of owning one. and that leads to lots of... ye.
hunting is fine, for me, but thats about it.
also, there is next to zero regulation. any joe can get a gun, again a issue.
Can't argue there
https://discordapp.com/channels/146101654981312513/146101654981312513/751129634887827567
I thought that delete-windows-32 spammer was back for a second
Not very good regulations in the US
again, I am biast, as again, there is lots of gun violence in my famly
Fair enough
really, no reg.
you can buy like military guns
I am gonna go now. ping me when the gun talk is over.
Is that a fucking bazooka
At4 rocket launcher
the AT4 doesn't have a price
AT as in Anti-Tank
lame
Sexy. There has to be some Kalashnikov dna in there
see wtf. you can buy a fucking rocket launcher
$1000 for the at4
I mean
how much for the ammo tho
should you be alowed to buy a rocket launcher
Can't buy ammo for it
There's the problem
It's just a tube
There goes my insurgency
see wtf. you can buy a fucking rocket launcher
@spark niche
Not without a very expensive permit, and you can't buy ammo
Saiga 410*
@silent wagon thing is, it is DISTRIBUTED. if it is in the us, you can buy it. not all gun shops are ethical, and you could steal it if you want
Nobody sells ammo for it
stealing a gun from a gun shop
then why the fuck would they sell it
It's not distributed, it's on consignment. Nobody in the US distributes rocket launchers to retail stores
Guns are badass dont @ me
I mean, trying to steal a gun from a gun shop has to be up there in my top 2 list of ways to get shot
@mint spear
They can't sell sell ammo for it. Nobody stocks ammo for it because selling ammo for it is illegal. It's basically just a prop
its basically meant to just sit there like it is on that wall
Prepare to die @agile galleon
Bruh moment
neither does loud music or videogames 😛
@spark niche It's a collector thing 
people with guns kill people
and anything beyond that goes in #archived-old-serious
People with
ahem
Yes, sorry
Gun debate can move to serious but if we wanna BS about guns it can stay here
excuse me bee
Guns don't kill people. I do. - Jon Lajoei
cough
@hallow isle that lasted all of 10 seconds before I closed. 😂
Someone shoot me I wanna see if I can pull a keanu big chungus wholesome 100
Beat me to it :(
Holy shit Jon lajoei
lol
Throwback
Throwback thursday
@agile galleon they're like weird al but welsh 😄
anyway you got this bee!
Oh it is thursday
Sleep good!
Tostadas and a few character recipes for a mo and the only guy in a movie or a movie lauded the same as the sweaty ones and a storage
Can we have a throwback Thursday channel that’s Locked everyday that’s not Thursday?
Plz
Put it in suggestions
Great idea.
for some reason my computer is connecting to one.one.one.one
sounds very egyptian
not reallt
oh
metal
thats the cloudflair thing LOL
you can own long pistols, shotguns, but only for "good reason"
sometimes wood
there are no good reasons, broadly
nvm https://one.one.one.one is legit
if you do own one, you're subject to random inspections
my legs want to detach from my body
22 only
and can only hold a fixed number of rounds
That actually makes sense
dfuck
Also 1.1.1.1 is amazing
@hallow isle EPIC. see! good fucking gun laws
eh
A little too strict - there's next to no sport shooting here
You can't even visit a range really
nvm https://one.one.one.one is legit
@spark niche 🤔
Windows please
I ate fish and chips
Wut is this^
1.1.1.1 actually does work too believe it or not
Wut is this^
fish and chips are fried fillet fish served with thick french fries called chips
@mint spear you can still set your windows dns to 1.1.1.1 and 1.0.0.1
windows dns
Or 8.8.8.8
your resolver on windows. better?
@dusty magnet google DNS? eww
still better than ISP
fuck your router
actually my isp also defaults to google now
@mint spear RUMBLE?
PSA: Don't fuck your router.
Hey who wants to buy me a 3090
My routers hole is not big enouph
don't get the internet pregnant
who wants to buy me a 1060
send badonkadonk every day for a year and you get one @dusty magnet
buy me groceries
Define badonkadonk
ass
butt
Dude I'd fucking do it too
LMAO
I'd whore myself out for a 3090 no joke
...
I worked 5 months for my PC
Yikes I killed chat
I would sell an organ for a 3080.
good news @glad cypress I'm buying organs
same
Because the 3090 is over the top.
the 3080 is epic
What are you prepared to part with?
who wants to buy me a 1060
@gaunt reef the only reasonable request in recent chat
me, a hobbiest 3d moddeler, would be fine with a 3070
like, it beats the current best gpu for more than half the price
what the fuck more do I need
I'm gunna build a computer with a 3090, R9 3900X, 32GB ram, 4TB NVME SSD
Adam, I would part with a kidney, some of my liver, or a lung.
Balls to the wall dude
I'd do nothing for a 3090 tbh
BUT YOUR COMPUTER MAN
because we don't know how well it's actually gonna work yet
The 3090 is this generations equivalent to the titan rtx.
its nvidia
I'd recommend against the lung right now, as, yknow, covid
not hello games
Okay but that's what the say about the new cards every year
@mint spear obsolete, sry
I'd recommend against the lung right now, as, yknow, covid
If I get that money I won’t need to go outside.
@mint spear fucking hell, once you upgrade give me that beast
once i upgrade i'm gonna play cyberpunk
nice try
fine. how about 5
🤔
my rig:
Ryzen 3 2200G with integrated Vega 8
2x8GB DDR3 RAM at 2666Mhz
1080p 75Hz monitor
Now he's on to something
is that a yes? ill also throw in a toast emoji
its a yes for a no 😬
no
homo?
how do I see my specs?
geforce ExpEeriNNCE
Or task manager
Or HWInfo64.
geforce fuck
GeForce is amazing.
@spark niche they're normally on the end of your nose
Fuck it
meanwhile AMD's Radeon won't even open for me anymore
GeFuck
I turn off relive
oh my god im on a phone call and I really need to poop
I don't need to see myself fail in slow motion
🆘
Installed Physical Memory (RAM) 16.0 GB
Processor Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-3630QM CPU @ 2.40GHz, 2401 Mhz, 4 Core(s), 8 Logical Processor(s)
Adapter Type AMD Radeon Graphics Processor (0x6841), Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. compatible
yep. my pc is trash. 9 years old now. was mid range when it was out.
i also have watercooling from NZXT
My rig:
1080ti
Ryzen 5 2600
16GB DDR4 2400MHz
And like 5TB of storage
UNNACCEPTABLE
I cant run no mans sky on my pc
PLEASR
i can
DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH
you guys are so fucking lucky
NO
GRAH GRAH GRAH
MERCY
I worked hard for it
For my PC I dug 12 holes in my rocky front yard for posts.
Well... not really
That was like a third of it
I am gonna upgrade this year. I FUCKING SWEAR I WILL UPGRADE THIS YEAR
9 YEARS I HAVE SETTLED FOR THIS GARBAGE OF A PC
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@hallow isle I work IT, and have to help people through things often on the phone
that's what I thought too this year
to hold would be a massive inconvenience to them
but it didnt pan out thanks to the pandemic
Feels so nice to play every game on max settings
they can't hear you
@gaunt reef but is your pc 9 years old and incapable of running half your libeary INCLUDING no mans sky
I guess I could do that
He scared, because when he puts people on hold it puts his discord comments into audio format instead of music
just uh, it'd be awkward
No one would ever know... unless you screwed up the muting
albeit at 720p res
@agile galleon just classical music, interrupted by my quotes
that would be the worst
“MY BODY IS WEAK, MY BONES ARE ACHIN', WILL THE COMPUTER MENACE BE ABLE TO BEAT THE DEEP SLEEPER AND CLAIM THE ULTRAHEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION”
Dicks
- Computerman
Resumes playing elevator music
@undone moat I did IT for a bit but I gave up. too many idiots
"Why wont my computer turn on"
"is it plugged in"
"uhh my computer is plugged in"
"is your monitor plugged in?"
"I already told you my computer is plugged in"
okay that one needs like wrestling music
dunno how you can do it
people lack critical thinking skills when it comes to computers
it does indeed take patience, which is why I sometimes vent my frustration here - meaning I often come off as angrier than I actually am @spark niche
Found it
ah
“||I was looking at myself in a mirror before I got in the shower and thought to myself "hm, my dick's bigger than I thought it was"||”
I only do it because I know how to do it well, which means I get paid well
and HEY
you don't get to see your own dick from someone else's perspective often but when you do you fuckin admire that mad stallion
he's YOU, after all
... You know, some employer is gonna find this some day.
And they're gonna look at it and just sigh.
"This fucker is the President of America?"
Yes
Thank you Woop.
Thank you too
I'd get called out for it during like a fucking rally or some shit
"Mr. President, would you... would you REALLY fuck a tree?..."
"Yes."
It's good you've learned to appreciate your own dong though
Not like anyone else will
Photosynthesex. 😌
@undone moat for all you know I could be your manager
true
my dong needs museles
well, no, I have my doubts
gonna do some dong work outs
I'd imagine I'd be fired by now if you were
I dunno, I'm a big fan of collecting kompromat to use later
Bruh moment
Red
WRONG
Blue
what KIND of blue
Navy blue
Navy
Gottem
get dabbed on, boss
I don't know what you mean 🙂
loel
There is one guy on here
has a tag
looks a lot like the surname of someone i work with
and they have a pretty uncommon surname
makes me nervous
Can't like, ask them there they work cause they'd instantly know it was me
cause
I'm pretty comfortable here to a degree, I don't know anyone IRL who plays NMS and if they do/did they say it's awful so I'm not concerned with anything like that
I just don't like encountering people I work with outside of work
Computerman you know me irl tho
They need to stay there
you never saw me?
He created Momo videos using the puppet in your box.
then it worked.
Can we trade
no
Okay
your attic sucks btw
I'm dying
oh no 😔
I can't believe bee is fucking dead bro
I hope they open up Admin apps to replace him.
I'll take that
Yes!
I'm not sure any replacement would bee-at them
I will go forth and create chaos
Make a bad bee pun? Better bee-lieve it.
Who revived me bro
oh you know what that reminds me somehow
It should bee soon.
😻
why not
☺️
@
@K
do NOT
@Ke
no one saw ANYTHING
vore
Marmalade.
VOREMALADE
so quick so fast so slick so vast
like vore
whoa!
I think Kev just has an autoreply set to post "vore" if he gets a ping in here.
would make sense, and be very useful
Kveni
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
yes
it greatly disturbs me that there are people born in 1995 on the internet
lol
doesn't sound right
kids who were born....2011 are on the internet
Whoever that Twitter user is has the same birthday as me
I'm older than 18 but I still sign up to everything as an 18 year old cause I can't be bothered to select my birth year from dropdown box.
Lmao
older we get the further down we gotta scroll down to the year
😔
so doing 18 is smart
I was born in 1995
Big brain plays
happy birthday
thnkas
Most signups have 18 years showing in dropdown box before you need to scroll.
Pshh
😂
that birthday in that twitter bio is actually really close to mine lol
90
😩
TIL Hex is a bottom
Zoid
What day is your birthday
You wanna top Zoid? 😌
at least
Damn
That's my grandpas birthday lol
I guess I've been found out
your grandfather was born in 1988?
I would say when mine is but I sorta gave that away already
the twitter bio bday is my dad's bday lol
whut
wat
wow
I would say when mine is but I sorta gave that away already
wot
your grandfather was born in 1988?
i am so good
Lmao
being born in 1999 and being 21 just makes me feel weird
Something of April.
i am so good
being born in 1999 and being 21 just makes me feel weird
I only know Computermans cause we share the same birthday day. 😩
Holy shit
Ah yeah and Sohail, dunno how I forgot that.
Happy Birthday @gaunt reef
@limber fractal enjoy the pyramid
I have decided to change my core personality
Fuck
Isn't his birthday actually in lije November or something
#partyitupyoucutelittlepartyboihahanicewow🎈
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
from now on I will be meaner to everyone but not enough to break rule 1
Aw
curse me
Every Sohail Meaner. 😔
and no my birthday was in March
oh side note - I plan to be mean in the main NMS channel
Oh no.
i will be mean to you
Oh. I was wayyyy off
Lol
that is a beautifully crafted pie chart
oh...
You're a beautifully crafted human
that pie chart was kept in the oven far too long
Ty
😎
it's mine
fu k
Racist AF tbh
Hex
Oh now you turn up.
H'eqs
smh my head.
Oh alright bye
NO
Gfy
😭
I understand
@gaunt reef that guy is about to burst 😂
yeah I'm done messing with them
He was just as short fused in help earlier
I hate when people call me kid 😞
Flæshlight
It doubles as an actual flashlight
wtf
Finna boutta be island living in 1 day
Imagine when you're bumping bellies you put a small light in there to light the way
Would do it again
i dont have to imagine
I knew a girl who I thought was like me in the sense that she found the idea of sex really scary
but she was just body conscious and just preferred to doing it in the dark
she had 0 boundaries and I really wanted to alt f4 from her talking about her sexcapedes with her boyfriends
LMAO
like ok I get it you love it now stop giving every little detail
Dam
"and then he took the hamster and he"
WHOA WOMAN
Whole new meaning to hairy ass
😳
but she then outright disappeared for months
Was she a ghost sent to warn you of the thot menace
just to one day call me (never talked on the phone before) that she's super suicidal and wow that was the most uncomfortable conversation I've ever had
Protect that virginity with your life soldier o7
Oh...
Well that turned dark real quick
🚶♂️
yeah
Imma head out
dw I'm not continuing that
I'm gonna use the throne
nothing else to say, she's fine now
Have fun 💩
Hex what's it like living on a fucking island
I can't bathroom's occupied
Fuck
Kick the door down
You can take not, thrones through peace, but early graves, and early 'lease
STORM THE KING AND TAKE HIS SEAT, DESTROY THE RULER CLAIM THE FEAT
you are not de king
Lick ma
ok
swing
Just benched 950 pounds 😋
not good enough
That's a lot of money
Oh? You can bench a Toyota Corolla?
i just took a sip of water
My max bench is 30 ibs suck my nethers bitch
i once lifted a marshamallow
mfw off topic is more on topic than the on topic channel
Adam 🅱️
sometimes i think about doing stupid, random things and then i stop myself from doing them and i'm happier because of it
Ok
but sometimes i do them
Like jumping of an arroeplayne
I already did it
How're you feeling today @mint spear ?
areowplaiine surfin
Honestly better
Good
hwuuut
Well, I told you to seek definitive care so my hands are clean 😛
🤘 😎 🤘
It's the worst thing about being a volunteer with the ambulance service is, everyone messages me their health issues
Why did my dick fall off
Rubbed it too much.
One second I was cutting it off then poof
I just have to be like "if you're concerned enough to ask me you should probably see a doctor, yes"
dont cut it off next time
I hear it grows back 10" longer each time
damn welp
I'm up to 3 nautical miles already
Big cock
Big cock
Big chungus
Massive cockerel
K EE ANN U BBIIGG CHUNNNGAAR
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
i hear a new vr game is in development
you sit on a stool across from keanu
and just smile
the bigger the smile, the more points you get
at the end, he stands up, and it fades to black
What if I beat him off
What if he beats you off out of politeness?
DO I get keanu Kreme points
no pants unzipping mechanic, sorry
😕
someone will mod it
It was Keanus birthday yesterday, I hope he got a cake and made a wish when he blew candles out.
who?
it was Keanu's birthday yesterday
and you wankers were wishing me instead
smh my head
You're more important to us tbh
o-oh
yes
🍆💦💦💦💦💦
too many water 
camel
Camel
ca-
caramel
Carousel.
i wish.
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Zib, can i hire you to craft me a pfp?
Zib.
^ that guy
zub?
oh hello
Actually, I think it’s kiz
I tried guz once
once
On a real note: zirb, should time permit. I would pay for a goofy rendition of my pupper for a pfp. 😃
@clever vessel
internet being dumb
@mint spear I have a new emoji for you 
NICE
frick, i'm not really takin' commissions but if you have an idea lemme know and i'll find some free time to do one @agile galleon
@limber fractal i will donate you a piece of this ass for that
Are you sure? Time is a valuable resource. I’ll dm once I have a good pic. @clever vessel
I love that I have access to a p'kai'chu facepalm 😆
Lmao
Pfp btw. I need help. Pray for payment? Pay for pup? All these friggin acronyms 🧐
3tw
false
Incorrect
Lmao
better than saying pp
One of the funniest acronym issues I had was when I saw a post in an aspie forum, a girl discussing ED. She meant "executive dysfunction"... so I had to make it a point to help her with future posts so she'd use EFD instead. You know. For the official term of Executive Function Disorder 😆
Avatar.
pic
Crab dad
Crustacean nation
👁️
efd. very interesting
ok so like there's only 3 people who could get top gek before me, the biggest threat being Zen
you passed me up
@clever vessel Right? I deal with it.
yeah zug is a big player here
large
Probably the most large tbh
I passed zug quite a while ago
Usually we say “gas”
U j
Zen and Milk are the two people who are quite active and above me
Big pp
I'm gonna do it fair and square though
Well apparently I can't do custom colors on mobile
Rip
that's ok bee thank u for trying
time to be more active on #nms-questions
Please note I do not in fact advocate bumping people off for internet points.
I'll do it when I get home
Nooooo
yeah no rush, not a big deal
That’s where I hang, sohail.
Omw
thx 💋
😤
I can't believe Bee isn't rushing this.
Worst admin ever tbh
tbh tbh
That’s where I hang, sohail.
I'm pretty sure that channel is how I got most of my ranks
My turn 😠
you're a 100 light years too far from me, kid
bee has so little urgency it is LITERALLY disgusting to me
loosy goosy
😤
loop zoop
Making me so angry I might shit myself.
but yeah sohail you and zug are basically tied
Upset crab dad = smelly
haha
stinky winky pinky
Why TF is Carl's Junior so expensive
😯
let us m e r g e
Fusion
Sohug
HA
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
I am totally up for that idea
Oh yeah very true, thank you Bee.
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
we'll wear 1 cloak
To shreds you say
you'll be on my shoulders
the poopychondria is the brick shithouse of the cell
ok good because I am too weak to be bottom
Zoid is red
it will be changed later
zoid looks like a mod
WHY ARE YOU REEEEEEEEDJKDDKKMMDNDDKSLSLSLSLLSLLALA
what colour are you going for again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i wanted Zoidberg pink but it's kinda close to mod color so i'm going for a lighter one
calm your e-tits
the one i picked is #FF7F50 which is coral
ooh
Crab dad = coral makes sense
that's pretty close to salmon
Crab dad= father of crustaceans
I'd like to be a Salmon, just for one day.
Crab dad=father of crabs=scourge of intimate relations
same
you would hate it
that is me kai
@clever vessel Vug. Your profile pic. What's that from? Did you draw that too?
snippet of a concept yuh
imagine being excited to give birth to a lot of children just to have a human eat them with rice and seaweed
@clever vessel Nice. Very nice.
Ded sushiman
munch
I'm about to eat a crab
enjoy
Rice reminds me of this unrelated item
stew
Then go to vug's house and shove the rest up his ass
that looks so tasty
Leave birz alone
except for maybe the very raw looking carrot things
His anus is sacred
To shreds you say
On the inside or outside?
Aahhhhhhhh
elmer
baby go NOPE
I'm a good driver
i believe u
Thanks
Can have?
and a crab?
That's okay I already have nipples
nipple time
Still
can i borrow a nip
4 nipples
Geknip
3
i keep watching criminal psychology videos instead of working
NOT A BEE
wait you can change your name?
TIL
you can impersonate anyone you so desire
Yep
Fug
Perfect.
👌
Who is zug
What a chode
wait i am cufnuse
Congrats on Admin, Zug.
yo so consider:
launching me into the nearest star
encased in mud
with Akkadian script all over
Thanks zug
thanks you
🙌
am i still asleep
Who
u
More like WHO
i am good at draw and can make art with electric
Owl
Girb for admin 2021
Hex made a lot of pfps for me
@limber fractal like my new name?
Hex made the pfps with his big chungus
My favourite one was the Atlas glitching with an egg.
@mint spear Remember when Kai and I switch names and stuff and Joe got super mad?
Yes!


