#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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spark niche
mint spear
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Not when I tested it.

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I got ok results but nothing spectacular.
Proton is why I gave it a shot, people praise it hugely for being something amazing. It's in a great position but it's not quite ready yet.
As soon as it is, I'll be on Linux.

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NMS as an example, I lost a good amount of performance and flying in to space just hung for a couple seconds.

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Turning quick tanked FPS.

spark niche
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could be worth duel booting, as 83% of the top 100 games on steam are gold++

mint spear
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Funny you say that. I'm checking out some Distros to download and dual boot right now.

dusty magnet
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I have grease on my favorite sweatshirt I'm gunna cry dude

steep pagoda
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Rip

spark niche
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I might recoomend manjaro

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easy install, but all the advantages of arch

mint spear
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Bee, dish soap my dude.

spark niche
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apt-get is epic

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so is pacman for @hallow isle ;)

hallow isle
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I use fedora

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so, dnf

spark niche
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ah

mint spear
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Frigging, PopOS keeps being recommended.

spark niche
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@mint spear for instence, on manjaro, all you need to do is write apt-get install firefox to get firefox on your computer!

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@mint spear popos, as well as elementry os are both the #1 beginner distro, but if you want flexibility, again, manjaro, or linux mint

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Easy to use with flexability

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its like mac vs windows

mint spear
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I'll check out Manjaro. I used Mint maybe 4-5 years ago.

spark niche
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thats the awesome thing with linux

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on windows, to install steam, you need to

  1. go to google
  2. write steam
  3. find the steam website
  4. find the download page for it.
  5. download
  6. use some wierd installer

on linux:

  1. open terminal
  2. apt-get install steam
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same with uninstalling
windows:

  1. open the settings
  2. hope the program is there
  3. if not, GOOOOOOOOOOGLE UNINSTALL EPIC PROGRAM HOW????

linux

  1. open terminal
  2. apt-get remove programname
arctic eagle
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I cannot use linux

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I'm banished

spark niche
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oh?

arctic eagle
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I called all the linux users not-have-sex-ers and Linus Tech Tips the cuck king (there has to be a connection between him and linux they both have linu in their names) and then God took my ability to download linux

spark niche
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why have sex when you have linux

arctic eagle
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I have windows and a girlfriend

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I cannot lose one without losing the other

spark niche
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its obvious what needs to happen

dusty magnet
spark niche
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why?

mint spear
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Why not is the real question

dusty magnet
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^^

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Cause I want it

mint spear
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I'm still on the hunt for an unmolested mk 1 no. 4 lee Enfield

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😡

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No luck yet

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Do you mostly just do range shooting or do you hunt any game

agile galleon
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Laniard reveal

hallow isle
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There is only one valid argument for private gun ownership

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"I like guns"

agile galleon
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“I like laniards”

mint spear
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"There is only one valid argument for private gun ownership"

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M8 r u joking

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😤

agile galleon
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Do you hunt?

mint spear
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Yes

agile galleon
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Gross

hallow isle
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only somewhat @mint spear

agile galleon
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😆

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Did bee doxx himself?

dusty magnet
spark niche
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I really hate guns lol

mint spear
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Bruh that's identical to mine lmao

agile galleon
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Bolt action

spark niche
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lots of violence in my family

mint spear
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Parker hale? @dusty magnet

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That's what mine is

dusty magnet
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No clue

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Brb

mint spear
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Should be a stamping on the barrel

dusty magnet
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Yeah I don't see Parker hale

mint spear
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Ah, either way sexy af

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.303 makes me cream

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Same round used in the super marine spitfire

dusty magnet
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That other one I showed is a tube fed 22 semi auto for $100

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And I don't have a 22 yet

mint spear
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Damn

spark niche
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there are too much guns. most people own one for the sake of owning one. and that leads to lots of... ye.
hunting is fine, for me, but thats about it.
also, there is next to zero regulation. any joe can get a gun, again a issue.

dusty magnet
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Can't argue there

mint spear
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Well, I'm in Canada. There is strict regulation

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🤷

gaunt reef
dusty magnet
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Not very good regulations in the US

spark niche
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again, I am biast, as again, there is lots of gun violence in my famly

mint spear
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Fair enough

dusty magnet
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Milk you ever seen a dragonuv?

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Er

spark niche
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really, no reg.
you can buy like military guns

dusty magnet
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Dragonov

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Whatever the fuck

mint spear
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Hmm

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I dont think so no

dusty magnet
spark niche
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I am gonna go now. ping me when the gun talk is over.

agile galleon
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Is that a fucking bazooka

dusty magnet
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At4 rocket launcher

hallow isle
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the AT4 doesn't have a price

dusty magnet
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AT as in Anti-Tank

hallow isle
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lame

mint spear
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Sexy. There has to be some Kalashnikov dna in there

spark niche
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see wtf. you can buy a fucking rocket launcher

dusty magnet
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$1000 for the at4

mint spear
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I mean

hallow isle
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how much for the ammo tho

spark niche
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should you be alowed to buy a rocket launcher

dusty magnet
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Can't buy ammo for it

mint spear
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Honestly not horrible

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Well fuck

hallow isle
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There's the problem

dusty magnet
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It's just a tube

mint spear
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There goes my insurgency

silent wagon
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see wtf. you can buy a fucking rocket launcher
@spark niche
Not without a very expensive permit, and you can't buy ammo

silver mantle
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fn fal on the bottom

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right?

dusty magnet
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Saiga 410*

silver mantle
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aww

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looked like one

spark niche
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@silent wagon thing is, it is DISTRIBUTED. if it is in the us, you can buy it. not all gun shops are ethical, and you could steal it if you want

silent wagon
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Nobody sells ammo for it

hallow isle
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stealing a gun from a gun shop

spark niche
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then why the fuck would they sell it

silver mantle
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idk why but the AT-4 looks almost fake haha

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collectors

dusty magnet
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It's not distributed, it's on consignment. Nobody in the US distributes rocket launchers to retail stores

mint spear
hallow isle
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I mean, trying to steal a gun from a gun shop has to be up there in my top 2 list of ways to get shot

agile galleon
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@mint spear

silent wagon
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They can't sell sell ammo for it. Nobody stocks ammo for it because selling ammo for it is illegal. It's basically just a prop

silver mantle
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its basically meant to just sit there like it is on that wall

mint spear
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Prepare to die @agile galleon

spark niche
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interesting

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kinda dumb then

agile galleon
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Just putting it out there: guns don’t kill people

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People do

mint spear
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Bruh moment

silver mantle
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neither does loud music or videogames 😛

silent wagon
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@spark niche It's a collector thing ablobshrug

spark niche
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people with guns kill people

silver mantle
agile galleon
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People with

silver mantle
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ahem

agile galleon
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Yes, sorry

silver mantle
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ok

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to specify i mean gun control type stuff

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talking about guns idc

dusty magnet
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Gun debate can move to serious but if we wanna BS about guns it can stay here

silver mantle
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excuse me bee

dry bison
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Guns don't kill people. I do. - Jon Lajoei

silver mantle
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cough

agile galleon
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@hallow isle that lasted all of 10 seconds before I closed. 😂

mint spear
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Someone shoot me I wanna see if I can pull a keanu big chungus wholesome 100

dusty magnet
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Beat me to it :(

agile galleon
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Holy shit Jon lajoei

dry bison
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lol

agile galleon
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Throwback

dry bison
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Throwback thursday

hallow isle
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@agile galleon they're like weird al but welsh 😄

silver mantle
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anyway you got this bee!

dusty magnet
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Oh it is thursday

silver mantle
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im going to sleep early

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poof

dusty magnet
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Sleep good!

mint spear
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Tostadas and a few character recipes for a mo and the only guy in a movie or a movie lauded the same as the sweaty ones and a storage

agile galleon
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Can we have a throwback Thursday channel that’s Locked everyday that’s not Thursday?

dusty magnet
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Oh my god wait

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That's brilliant

agile galleon
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Plz

dusty magnet
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Put it in suggestions

mint spear
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Great idea.

dusty magnet
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What am I forgetting to do

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Feel like I'm forgetting something

mint spear
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Hmmm

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@dusty magnet your name is Noah? nice name!

spark niche
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for some reason my computer is connecting to one.one.one.one

mint spear
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sounds very egyptian

dusty magnet
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Oh hex, what're the gun laws like in England? Can you even get them?

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Thanks Zen!

hallow isle
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not reallt

spark niche
undone moat
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I eat guns

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for a living

spark niche
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oh

mint spear
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describe the taste

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No not even. We can own. 22 only.

undone moat
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metal

spark niche
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thats the cloudflair thing LOL

hallow isle
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you can own long pistols, shotguns, but only for "good reason"

undone moat
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sometimes wood

hallow isle
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there are no good reasons, broadly

spark niche
hallow isle
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if you do own one, you're subject to random inspections

undone moat
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my legs want to detach from my body

hallow isle
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have to have storage meeting certain requirements

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background checks

dusty magnet
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22 only

hallow isle
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and can only hold a fixed number of rounds

dusty magnet
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That actually makes sense

undone moat
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dfuck

dusty magnet
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Also 1.1.1.1 is amazing

spark niche
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@hallow isle EPIC. see! good fucking gun laws

hallow isle
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eh

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A little too strict - there's next to no sport shooting here

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You can't even visit a range really

mint spear
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Windows please

gaunt reef
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of course its legit

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its cloudflare

undone moat
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I ate fish and chips

agile galleon
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Wut is this^

undone moat
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which is rare, I don't usually eat fish

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but I liked it

glad cypress
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Now.

dusty magnet
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1.1.1.1 actually does work too believe it or not

gaunt reef
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Wut is this^
fish and chips are fried fillet fish served with thick french fries called chips

spark niche
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@mint spear you can still set your windows dns to 1.1.1.1 and 1.0.0.1

gaunt reef
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windows dns

dusty magnet
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Or 8.8.8.8

spark niche
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your resolver on windows. better?

gaunt reef
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why not just

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do your router

spark niche
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@dusty magnet google DNS? eww

gaunt reef
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still better than ISP

spark niche
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ye

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but, not as good as 1.1.1.1

undone moat
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fuck your router

gaunt reef
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actually my isp also defaults to google now

mint spear
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@mint spear RUMBLE?

dusty magnet
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PSA: Don't fuck your router.

undone moat
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BUBMLE

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don't fuck ur router

dusty magnet
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Hey who wants to buy me a 3090

spark niche
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My routers hole is not big enouph

undone moat
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don't get the internet pregnant

gaunt reef
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who wants to buy me a 1060

undone moat
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who wants to uh

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

mint spear
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send badonkadonk every day for a year and you get one @dusty magnet

undone moat
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buy me groceries

dusty magnet
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Define badonkadonk

mint spear
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ass

undone moat
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butt

dusty magnet
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Dude I'd fucking do it too

mint spear
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LMAO

dusty magnet
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I'd whore myself out for a 3090 no joke

mint spear
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...

mint spear
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I worked 5 months for my PC

dusty magnet
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Yikes I killed chat

glad cypress
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I would sell an organ for a 3080.

hallow isle
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good news @glad cypress I'm buying organs

spark niche
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same

glad cypress
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Because the 3090 is over the top.

spark niche
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the 3080 is epic

hallow isle
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What are you prepared to part with?

fickle obsidian
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who wants to buy me a 1060
@gaunt reef the only reasonable request in recent chat

spark niche
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me, a hobbiest 3d moddeler, would be fine with a 3070

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like, it beats the current best gpu for more than half the price

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what the fuck more do I need

dusty magnet
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I'm gunna build a computer with a 3090, R9 3900X, 32GB ram, 4TB NVME SSD

glad cypress
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Adam, I would part with a kidney, some of my liver, or a lung.

dusty magnet
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Balls to the wall dude

undone moat
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I'd do nothing for a 3090 tbh

spark niche
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BUT YOUR COMPUTER MAN

undone moat
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because we don't know how well it's actually gonna work yet

glad cypress
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The 3090 is this generations equivalent to the titan rtx.

spark niche
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its nvidia

hallow isle
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I'd recommend against the lung right now, as, yknow, covid

mint spear
spark niche
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not hello games

dusty magnet
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Okay but that's what the say about the new cards every year

hallow isle
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@mint spear obsolete, sry

glad cypress
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I'd recommend against the lung right now, as, yknow, covid
If I get that money I won’t need to go outside.

spark niche
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@mint spear fucking hell, once you upgrade give me that beast

mint spear
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once i upgrade i'm gonna play cyberpunk

spark niche
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can I have your graphics card once you upgrade?

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ill give you 3 toast pics

mint spear
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nice try

spark niche
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fine. how about 5

mint spear
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🤔

gaunt reef
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my rig:
Ryzen 3 2200G with integrated Vega 8
2x8GB DDR3 RAM at 2666Mhz
1080p 75Hz monitor

dusty magnet
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Now he's on to something

spark niche
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is that a yes? ill also throw in a toast emoji

mint spear
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its a yes for a no 😬

spark niche
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no

gaunt reef
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homo?

spark niche
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how do I see my specs?

mint spear
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geforce ExpEeriNNCE

glad cypress
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Or task manager

mint spear
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or system info

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Or look physicsll.t

glad cypress
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Or HWInfo64.

undone moat
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geforce fuck

spark niche
mint spear
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Physicszj

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Physician

glad cypress
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GeForce is amazing.

hallow isle
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@spark niche they're normally on the end of your nose

mint spear
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Fuck it

gaunt reef
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meanwhile AMD's Radeon won't even open for me anymore

undone moat
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GeFuck

glad cypress
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Fun fact: Radeons OSD takes up 70% of my GPU’s power.

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The ReLive thing takes 50%

hallow isle
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I turn off relive

glad cypress
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thank goodness they let me turn it off

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yeah same

undone moat
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oh my god im on a phone call and I really need to poop

hallow isle
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I don't need to see myself fail in slow motion

undone moat
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🆘

spark niche
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Installed Physical Memory (RAM) 16.0 GB
Processor Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-3630QM CPU @ 2.40GHz, 2401 Mhz, 4 Core(s), 8 Logical Processor(s)
Adapter Type AMD Radeon Graphics Processor (0x6841), Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. compatible
yep. my pc is trash. 9 years old now. was mid range when it was out.

mint spear
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i also have watercooling from NZXT

undone moat
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you RUINED it

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@glad cypress

glad cypress
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IM SORRY

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I TRIED MY BEST

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AUTOCORRECT HURT ME

dusty magnet
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My rig:
1080ti
Ryzen 5 2600
16GB DDR4 2400MHz
And like 5TB of storage

undone moat
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UNNACCEPTABLE

spark niche
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I cant run no mans sky on my pc

glad cypress
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PLEASR

mint spear
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i can

undone moat
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DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH

spark niche
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you guys are so fucking lucky

glad cypress
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NO

undone moat
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GRAH GRAH GRAH

glad cypress
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MERCY

mint spear
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I worked hard for it

spark niche
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No mans sky crashes, and half my games wont even run

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on my pc

glad cypress
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For my PC I dug 12 holes in my rocky front yard for posts.

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Well... not really

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That was like a third of it

undone moat
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FINALLY

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CALL OVER

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poop time

hallow isle
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I mean, why did you have to wait till the call ended

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does your phone not mute?

spark niche
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I am gonna upgrade this year. I FUCKING SWEAR I WILL UPGRADE THIS YEAR
9 YEARS I HAVE SETTLED FOR THIS GARBAGE OF A PC

| \ | |/ _ \| |   / _ \| \ | |/ ___| ____|  _ \
|  \| | | | | |  | | | |  \| | |  _|  _| | |_) |
| |\  | |_| | |__| |_| | |\  | |_| | |___|  _ <
|_| \_|\___/|_____\___/|_| \_|\____|_____|_| \_\

undone moat
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@hallow isle I work IT, and have to help people through things often on the phone

gaunt reef
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that's what I thought too this year

undone moat
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to hold would be a massive inconvenience to them

gaunt reef
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but it didnt pan out thanks to the pandemic

hallow isle
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I don't mean hold, just... mute

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so you can hear them

mint spear
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Feels so nice to play every game on max settings

hallow isle
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they can't hear you

spark niche
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@gaunt reef but is your pc 9 years old and incapable of running half your libeary INCLUDING no mans sky

undone moat
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I guess I could do that

agile galleon
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He scared, because when he puts people on hold it puts his discord comments into audio format instead of music

undone moat
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just uh, it'd be awkward

gaunt reef
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well I do run NMS

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so you win

hallow isle
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No one would ever know... unless you screwed up the muting

gaunt reef
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albeit at 720p res

undone moat
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@agile galleon just classical music, interrupted by my quotes

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that would be the worst

agile galleon
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“MY BODY IS WEAK, MY BONES ARE ACHIN', WILL THE COMPUTER MENACE BE ABLE TO BEAT THE DEEP SLEEPER AND CLAIM THE ULTRAHEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION”

mint spear
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Dicks

  • Computerman
agile galleon
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Resumes playing elevator music

hallow isle
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"oh my god im on a phone call and I really need to poop"

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-Computerman

spark niche
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@undone moat I did IT for a bit but I gave up. too many idiots

"Why wont my computer turn on"
"is it plugged in"
"uhh my computer is plugged in"
"is your monitor plugged in?"
"I already told you my computer is plugged in"

undone moat
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okay that one needs like wrestling music

agile galleon
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I still can’t find the one where you gave props to your own dick

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Legend

spark niche
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dunno how you can do it

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people lack critical thinking skills when it comes to computers

undone moat
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it does indeed take patience, which is why I sometimes vent my frustration here - meaning I often come off as angrier than I actually am @spark niche

agile galleon
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Found it

spark niche
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ah

agile galleon
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“||I was looking at myself in a mirror before I got in the shower and thought to myself "hm, my dick's bigger than I thought it was"||”

spark niche
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also, tbh it was not what I wanted to do

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helping idiots over the phone

undone moat
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I only do it because I know how to do it well, which means I get paid well

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and HEY

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you don't get to see your own dick from someone else's perspective often but when you do you fuckin admire that mad stallion

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he's YOU, after all

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... You know, some employer is gonna find this some day.

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And they're gonna look at it and just sigh.

mint spear
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"This fucker is the President of America?"

arctic eagle
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Yes

mint spear
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Thank you Woop.

arctic eagle
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Thank you too

undone moat
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I'd get called out for it during like a fucking rally or some shit

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"Mr. President, would you... would you REALLY fuck a tree?..."

mint spear
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"Yes."

arctic eagle
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It's good you've learned to appreciate your own dong though

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Not like anyone else will

undone moat
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just a fuckin hard "Absolutely."

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like no hesitation

arctic eagle
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Who wouldn't tbh

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Some trees are really gagging for it too

mint spear
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Photosynthesex. 😌

hallow isle
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@undone moat for all you know I could be your manager

undone moat
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true

spark niche
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my dong needs museles

silent wagon
undone moat
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well, no, I have my doubts

spark niche
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gonna do some dong work outs

undone moat
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I'd imagine I'd be fired by now if you were

hallow isle
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I dunno, I'm a big fan of collecting kompromat to use later

undone moat
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hmmm, maybe

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alright, let's settle this

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what color shirt am I wearing

silent pebble
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Bruh moment

undone moat
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right now

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at my desk

silent pebble
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Red

undone moat
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WRONG

hallow isle
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Blue

undone moat
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what KIND of blue

silent pebble
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Navy blue

hallow isle
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Navy

undone moat
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WRONG

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it was navy blue

silent pebble
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Gottem

undone moat
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get dabbed on, boss

silent pebble
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I see that edit you fuckin

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Sore loser

hallow isle
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I don't know what you mean 🙂

undone moat
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loel

hallow isle
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There is one guy on here

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has a tag

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looks a lot like the surname of someone i work with

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and they have a pretty uncommon surname

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makes me nervous

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Can't like, ask them there they work cause they'd instantly know it was me

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cause

undone moat
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I'm pretty comfortable here to a degree, I don't know anyone IRL who plays NMS and if they do/did they say it's awful so I'm not concerned with anything like that

hallow isle
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I just don't like encountering people I work with outside of work

dusty magnet
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Computerman you know me irl tho

hallow isle
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They need to stay there

undone moat
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true

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I lived in Noah's attic for 7 years

dusty magnet
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Okay wait

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Now I'm scared

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Cause I was in your attic

undone moat
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you never saw me?

mint spear
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He created Momo videos using the puppet in your box.

dusty magnet
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No cause I was in your attic how would I see yo

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You*

undone moat
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then it worked.

dusty magnet
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Can we trade

undone moat
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no

dusty magnet
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Okay

undone moat
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your attic sucks btw

dusty magnet
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Yours sucks more

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Get a fridge or something

undone moat
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that's probably right tbh

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it gets well up to 120F up there I'd imagine

dusty magnet
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I'm dying

mint spear
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oh no 😔

undone moat
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I can't believe bee is fucking dead bro

mint spear
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I hope they open up Admin apps to replace him.

undone moat
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I'll take that

mint spear
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Yes!

hallow isle
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I'm not sure any replacement would bee-at them

mint spear
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Computerman for Admin. 🥳 🥳 🥳

#

Did you just fucking....

undone moat
#

I will go forth and create chaos

hallow isle
#

Make a bad bee pun? Better bee-lieve it.

dusty magnet
#

Who revived me bro

undone moat
#

oh you know what that reminds me somehow

dusty magnet
#

I was sleeping

#

TF?

undone moat
#

I need to go figure out when I'm getting internet installed at my place

#

🚪 🚶‍♂️

hallow isle
#

It should bee soon.

undone moat
#

forecast?

#

VORECAST

mint spear
#

😻

undone moat
#

nobody summon him

#

you know who

clever vessel
#

why not

mint spear
#

☺️

clever vessel
#

@

mint spear
#

@K

undone moat
#

do NOT

clever vessel
#

@Ke

glad cypress
#

no one saw ANYTHING

ripe jackal
#

vore

mint spear
#

Marmalade.

ripe jackal
#

VOREMALADE

clever vessel
#

so quick so fast so slick so vast

ripe jackal
#

like vore

clever vessel
#

whoa!

mint spear
#

I think Kev just has an autoreply set to post "vore" if he gets a ping in here.

clever vessel
#

would make sense, and be very useful

mint spear
#

Kveni

#

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

clever vessel
#

too many has!

undone moat
#

NOOOOO

#

FUCK

clever vessel
#

yes

hallow isle
#

it greatly disturbs me that there are people born in 1995 on the internet

clever vessel
#

lol

hallow isle
#

doesn't sound right

clever vessel
#

kids who were born....2011 are on the internet

sterile tartan
#

Whoever that Twitter user is has the same birthday as me

clever vessel
#

whoa

#

i am magician

mint spear
#

I'm older than 18 but I still sign up to everything as an 18 year old cause I can't be bothered to select my birth year from dropdown box.

sterile tartan
#

So they're exactly one year older than I an

#

Am

agile galleon
#

Lmao

clever vessel
#

older we get the further down we gotta scroll down to the year

mint spear
#

😔

clever vessel
#

so doing 18 is smart

open bane
#

I was born in 1995

agile galleon
#

Big brain plays

clever vessel
#

happy birthday

open bane
#

thnkas

mint spear
#

Most signups have 18 years showing in dropdown box before you need to scroll.

sterile tartan
#

S0ul was born in 95 toi

#

Too

mint spear
#

Select bottom, continue.

#

I was born in 1988 you fucking highschoolers.

sterile tartan
#

Pshh

agile galleon
#

😂

open bane
#

that birthday in that twitter bio is actually really close to mine lol

clever vessel
#

90

mint spear
#

😩

open bane
#

TIL Hex is a bottom

sterile tartan
#

Zoid

hallow isle
#

I mean people born in 1995 can't be any older than like, 15, right?

#

Right?

sterile tartan
#

What day is your birthday

mint spear
#

You wanna top Zoid? 😌

open bane
#

6

#

and yah

clever vessel
#

at least

sterile tartan
#

Damn
That's my grandpas birthday lol

open bane
#

I guess I've been found out

hallow isle
#

your grandfather was born in 1988?

sterile tartan
#

I would say when mine is but I sorta gave that away already

open bane
#

the twitter bio bday is my dad's bday lol

clever vessel
#

whut

hallow isle
#

wat

clever vessel
#

wow

sterile tartan
#

I would say when mine is but I sorta gave that away already

mint spear
#

wot

hallow isle
#

your grandfather was born in 1988?

clever vessel
#

i am so good

mint spear
#

Lmao

undone moat
#

being born in 1999 and being 21 just makes me feel weird

mint spear
#

Something of April.

clever vessel
#

i am so good

undone moat
#

being born in 1999 and being 21 just makes me feel weird

mint spear
#

I only know Computermans cause we share the same birthday day. 😩

undone moat
#

being born in 1999 and being 21 just makes me feel weird

#

E

agile galleon
#

Holy shit

clever vessel
#

i only know sohail's

#

i only know sohail's

mint spear
#

Ah yeah and Sohail, dunno how I forgot that.

#

Happy Birthday @gaunt reef

#

@limber fractal enjoy the pyramid

gaunt reef
#

I have decided to change my core personality

mint spear
#

Fuck

sterile tartan
#

Isn't his birthday actually in lije November or something

clever vessel
#

#partyitupyoucutelittlepartyboihahanicewow🎈

mint spear
#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

gaunt reef
#

from now on I will be meaner to everyone but not enough to break rule 1

sterile tartan
#

Aw

clever vessel
#

curse me

mint spear
#

Every Sohail Meaner. 😔

gaunt reef
#

and no my birthday was in March

clever vessel
#

ahhh

#

the good ole days

#

sitting in a coffee shop

gaunt reef
#

oh side note - I plan to be mean in the main NMS channel

mint spear
#

Oh no.

clever vessel
#

i will be mean to you

sterile tartan
#

Oh. I was wayyyy off

undone moat
sterile tartan
#

Lol

mint spear
#

Dont get it

#

Not funny didnt laugh

clever vessel
#

that is a beautifully crafted pie chart

undone moat
#

oh...

mint spear
#

You're a beautifully crafted human

gaunt reef
#

that pie chart was kept in the oven far too long

agile galleon
#

Ty

mint spear
#

😎

undone moat
#

this uh, this isn't my VR channel...

#

🚪walker

clever vessel
#

it's mine

undone moat
#

fu k

mint spear
#

Racist AF tbh

clever vessel
#

sentinel walker walking the wrong way

#

you entered this chat instead of leaving

mint spear
#

Hex

#

Oh now you turn up.

#

H'eqs

#

smh my head.

#

Oh alright bye

#

NO

#

Gfy

#

😭

#

I understand

clever vessel
#

the magicians are back in town

#

the magicians are back in town

mint spear
#

Ok

#

I cant see them

#

Is that the trick

agile galleon
#

@gaunt reef that guy is about to burst 😂

gaunt reef
#

yeah I'm done messing with them

agile galleon
#

He was just as short fused in help earlier

mint spear
#

😋 🍆 💯 🙏 🇰 💦

#

I

#

HAHAHAHA

#

Obunga

#

😋

agile galleon
#

Wtd

#

What the dick

mint spear
#

Wtc what the cock

#

You said it kid, not me

#

🔦

#

In my poopy

agile galleon
#

I hate when people call me kid 😞

mint spear
#

Flæshlight

agile galleon
mint spear
#

rofl

#

no

#

Oh no

#

Anal extractor

agile galleon
#

It doubles as an actual flashlight

mint spear
#

😬

#

Why not

#

It needs to be bright in there or my sperm cant see

#

Lmao

#

Lmao

gaunt reef
#

wtf

mint spear
#

Finna boutta be island living in 1 day

#

Imagine when you're bumping bellies you put a small light in there to light the way

#

Would do it again

clever vessel
#

i dont have to imagine

mint spear
#

I install wall mounted lanterns to all my intimate partners

#

Really lightens the mood

gaunt reef
#

I knew a girl who I thought was like me in the sense that she found the idea of sex really scary

mint spear
gaunt reef
#

but she was just body conscious and just preferred to doing it in the dark

mint spear
#

Uh

#

That's normal

gaunt reef
#

she had 0 boundaries and I really wanted to alt f4 from her talking about her sexcapedes with her boyfriends

mint spear
#

LMAO

gaunt reef
#

like ok I get it you love it now stop giving every little detail

mint spear
#

Dam

#

"and then he took the hamster and he"

#

WHOA WOMAN

#

Whole new meaning to hairy ass

#

😳

gaunt reef
#

but she then outright disappeared for months

mint spear
#

Was she a ghost sent to warn you of the thot menace

gaunt reef
#

just to one day call me (never talked on the phone before) that she's super suicidal and wow that was the most uncomfortable conversation I've ever had

mint spear
#

Protect that virginity with your life soldier o7

#

Oh...

#

Well that turned dark real quick

#

🚶‍♂️

gaunt reef
#

yeah

mint spear
#

Imma head out

gaunt reef
#

dw I'm not continuing that

mint spear
#

I'm gonna use the throne

gaunt reef
#

nothing else to say, she's fine now

mint spear
#

Have fun 💩

#

Hex what's it like living on a fucking island

#

I can't bathroom's occupied

#

Fuck

arctic eagle
#

Kick the door down

mint spear
#

I already did it once

#

😂 🙏 💯 😔 🤘 💦

arctic eagle
#

You can take not, thrones through peace, but early graves, and early 'lease

#

STORM THE KING AND TAKE HIS SEAT, DESTROY THE RULER CLAIM THE FEAT

mint spear
#

Damn bro

#

Get well soon

#

🙏

#

Lmao

clever vessel
#

you are not de king

mint spear
#

Lick ma

arctic eagle
#

ok

clever vessel
#

swing

mint spear
#

Just benched 950 pounds 😋

clever vessel
#

not good enough

arctic eagle
#

That's a lot of money

mint spear
#

Trying my Toyota Corolla next

#

Brb

#

Just benched 5000 metric tons of elephants

arctic eagle
#

Oh? You can bench a Toyota Corolla?

clever vessel
#

i just took a sip of water

arctic eagle
#

How about you bench me next?

#

How about you give me a kiss too?

#

Huh punk?

mint spear
#

My max bench is 30 ibs suck my nethers bitch

mint spear
#

Ok

#

😤 🍆

#

🍆💦

clever vessel
#

i once lifted a marshamallow

mint spear
#

😫

#

💅

hallow isle
#

mfw off topic is more on topic than the on topic channel

mint spear
#

Adam 🅱️

clever vessel
#

sometimes i think about doing stupid, random things and then i stop myself from doing them and i'm happier because of it

mint spear
#

Ok

clever vessel
#

but sometimes i do them

mint spear
#

Like jumping of an arroeplayne

gaunt reef
#

I already did it

hallow isle
#

How're you feeling today @mint spear ?

clever vessel
#

areowplaiine surfin

mint spear
#

Honestly better

hallow isle
#

Good

mint spear
#

I think just one horrible fucking night

#

If I die I die tho

#

😋

clever vessel
#

hwuuut

mint spear
#

Goofy goober contest

#

Got hot real quick

hallow isle
#

Well, I told you to seek definitive care so my hands are clean 😛

mint spear
#

🤘 😎 🤘

hallow isle
#

It's the worst thing about being a volunteer with the ambulance service is, everyone messages me their health issues

mint spear
#

Why did my dick fall off

#

Rubbed it too much.

#

One second I was cutting it off then poof

hallow isle
#

I just have to be like "if you're concerned enough to ask me you should probably see a doctor, yes"

mint spear
#

Gone

#

Wtf

clever vessel
#

dont cut it off next time

mint spear
#

I hear it grows back 10" longer each time

clever vessel
#

damn welp

mint spear
#

I'm up to 3 nautical miles already

clever vessel
#

off i go

#

all the things i can imagine

#

that i will not say

mint spear
#

Big cock

Big cock

#

Big chungus

#

Massive cockerel

#

K EE ANN U BBIIGG CHUNNNGAAR

#

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

clever vessel
#

i hear a new vr game is in development

#

you sit on a stool across from keanu

#

and just smile

#

the bigger the smile, the more points you get

#

at the end, he stands up, and it fades to black

mint spear
#

What if I beat him off

#

What if he beats you off out of politeness?

#

DO I get keanu Kreme points

clever vessel
#

no pants unzipping mechanic, sorry

mint spear
#

😕

clever vessel
#

someone will mod it

eternal thorn
mint spear
#

It was Keanus birthday yesterday, I hope he got a cake and made a wish when he blew candles out.

clever vessel
#

me too.

#

@eternal thorn don't let the pancakes burn again oka?

eternal thorn
#

Where did pancakes come into this

clever vessel
#

who?

gaunt reef
#

it was Keanu's birthday yesterday

#

and you wankers were wishing me instead

#

smh my head

mint spear
#

You're more important to us tbh

gaunt reef
#

o-oh

clever vessel
#

yes

mint spear
#

🍆💦💦💦💦💦

clever vessel
#

too many water aeyes

mint spear
#

That's how much i produce

#

5 gallons

clever vessel
#

camel

mint spear
#

Camel

clever vessel
#

ca-

jaunty copper
#

caramel

mint spear
#

Carousel.

clever vessel
#

i wish.

mint spear
agile galleon
#

Zib, can i hire you to craft me a pfp?

mint spear
#

Zib.

agile galleon
#

^ that guy

open bane
#

Zib.

#

@clever vessel

mint spear
#

zub?

clever vessel
#

oh hello

agile galleon
#

Actually, I think it’s kiz

mint spear
#

I think it's Guz.

#

possibly

#

WHO THE FUCK IS IT

agile galleon
#

I tried guz once

#

once

#

On a real note: zirb, should time permit. I would pay for a goofy rendition of my pupper for a pfp. 😃

#

@clever vessel

clever vessel
#

internet being dumb

limber fractal
#

@mint spear I have a new emoji for you pika2

mint spear
#

NICE

clever vessel
#

frick, i'm not really takin' commissions but if you have an idea lemme know and i'll find some free time to do one @agile galleon

mint spear
#

@limber fractal i will donate you a piece of this ass for that

agile galleon
#

Are you sure? Time is a valuable resource. I’ll dm once I have a good pic. @clever vessel

limber fractal
#

I love that I have access to a p'kai'chu facepalm 😆

mint spear
#

Lmao

limber fractal
#

Pfp btw. I need help. Pray for payment? Pay for pup? All these friggin acronyms 🧐

mint spear
#

3tw

agile galleon
#

Pointy feral platypus’

#

Platypi?

mint spear
#

Profile picture=pfp

#

Lmao

clever vessel
#

false

agile galleon
#

Incorrect

gaunt reef
#

I used to say dp

#

display pic

mint spear
#

Lmao

gaunt reef
#

better than saying pp

limber fractal
#

One of the funniest acronym issues I had was when I saw a post in an aspie forum, a girl discussing ED. She meant "executive dysfunction"... so I had to make it a point to help her with future posts so she'd use EFD instead. You know. For the official term of Executive Function Disorder 😆

clever vessel
#

visual information icon

#

vii

mint spear
#

Avatar.

open bane
#

pic

gaunt reef
#

he meant "executive dysfunction"

#

ED players in a nutshell

agile galleon
#

Crab dad

open bane
#

face circle

#

frick nisk

agile galleon
#

Crustacean nation

open bane
#

👁️

clever vessel
#

efd. very interesting

gaunt reef
#

ok so like there's only 3 people who could get top gek before me, the biggest threat being Zen

clever vessel
#

you passed me up

limber fractal
#

@clever vessel Right? I deal with it.

open bane
#

yeah zug is a big player here

clever vessel
#

large

mint spear
#

Probably the most large tbh

gaunt reef
#

I passed zug quite a while ago

clever vessel
#

oh huh

#

nice.

agile galleon
#

Usually we say “gas”

agile galleon
#

I passed “gas”

#

Zug works too, I guess?

clever vessel
#

U j

open bane
#

it shows you under him in botspam

#

he is zachary hunt

gaunt reef
#

Zen and Milk are the two people who are quite active and above me

hallow isle
#

need to talk moar

#

or...

agile galleon
#

Big pp

gaunt reef
#

I'm gonna do it fair and square though

dusty magnet
#

Well apparently I can't do custom colors on mobile

agile galleon
#

Rip

open bane
#

that's ok bee thank u for trying

gaunt reef
hallow isle
#

Please note I do not in fact advocate bumping people off for internet points.

dusty magnet
#

I'll do it when I get home

agile galleon
#

Nooooo

open bane
#

yeah no rush, not a big deal

agile galleon
#

That’s where I hang, sohail.

dusty magnet
#

It's a huge deal

#

Very big rush

open bane
#

F U C K

#

you're right

#

get home now

dusty magnet
#

Omw

open bane
#

thx 💋

mint spear
#

😤
I can't believe Bee isn't rushing this.

clever vessel
#

he's on the roof

#

make sure to look up

dusty magnet
#

Worst admin ever tbh

mint spear
#

tbh tbh

gaunt reef
#

That’s where I hang, sohail.
I'm pretty sure that channel is how I got most of my ranks

agile galleon
#

My turn 😠

gaunt reef
#

you're a 100 light years too far from me, kid

open bane
#

bee has so little urgency it is LITERALLY disgusting to me

clever vessel
#

loosy goosy

mint spear
#

😤

gaunt reef
#

loop zoop

mint spear
#

Making me so angry I might shit myself.

open bane
#

but yeah sohail you and zug are basically tied

agile galleon
#

Upset crab dad = smelly

clever vessel
#

haha

open bane
#

stinky winky pinky

clever vessel
#

sohail

#

lets become 1

dusty magnet
#

Why TF is Carl's Junior so expensive

agile galleon
#

😯

clever vessel
#

let us m e r g e

agile galleon
#

Fusion

open bane
#

Sohug

agile galleon
#

HA

dusty magnet
#

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

gaunt reef
#

I am totally up for that idea

mint spear
#

Oh yeah very true, thank you Bee.

gaunt reef
#

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

clever vessel
#

we'll wear 1 cloak

mint spear
#

To shreds you say

clever vessel
#

you'll be on my shoulders

open bane
#

the poopychondria is the brick shithouse of the cell

gaunt reef
#

ok good because I am too weak to be bottom

mint spear
#

Zoid is red

open bane
#

it will be changed later

clever vessel
#

zoid looks like a mod

mint spear
#

WHY ARE YOU REEEEEEEEDJKDDKKMMDNDDKSLSLSLSLLSLLALA

gaunt reef
#

what colour are you going for again

mint spear
#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

open bane
#

i wanted Zoidberg pink but it's kinda close to mod color so i'm going for a lighter one

gaunt reef
#

calm your e-tits

open bane
#

the one i picked is #FF7F50 which is coral

gaunt reef
#

ooh

limber fractal
#

Crab dad = coral makes sense

clever vessel
#

that's pretty close to salmon

agile galleon
#

Crab dad= father of crustaceans

mint spear
#

I'd like to be a Salmon, just for one day.

#

Crab dad=father of crabs=scourge of intimate relations

open bane
#

same

clever vessel
#

you would hate it

open bane
#

that is me kai

clever vessel
#

bears

#

bears EVERYWHERE

limber fractal
#

@clever vessel Vug. Your profile pic. What's that from? Did you draw that too?

clever vessel
#

snippet of a concept yuh

gaunt reef
#

imagine being excited to give birth to a lot of children just to have a human eat them with rice and seaweed

limber fractal
#

@clever vessel Nice. Very nice.

agile galleon
#

Ded sushiman

open bane
#

munch

mint spear
#

I'm about to eat a crab

clever vessel
#

enjoy

limber fractal
clever vessel
#

stew

mint spear
#

Then go to vug's house and shove the rest up his ass

open bane
#

that looks so tasty

limber fractal
#

Right?

#

And adorable.

agile galleon
#

Leave birz alone

open bane
#

except for maybe the very raw looking carrot things

agile galleon
#

His anus is sacred

mint spear
#

To shreds you say

clever vessel
#

crunchy

#

anus

agile galleon
#

On the inside or outside?

clever vessel
#

Aahhhhhhhh

agile galleon
#

I broke it

#

The anus

clever vessel
#

cracked in half

#

much disturbed

agile galleon
#

Ouch

#

Need glue?

clever vessel
#

elmer

limber fractal
clever vessel
#

baby go NOPE

dusty magnet
#

I'm a good driver

clever vessel
#

i believe u

dusty magnet
#

Thanks

mint spear
#

I got chocolate

#

And milk

dusty magnet
#

Can have?

clever vessel
#

and a crab?

mint spear
#

Yes

#

Not Noah i will give you my nipples as well

dusty magnet
#

That's okay I already have nipples

open bane
#

nipple time

mint spear
#

Still

open bane
#

can i borrow a nip

mint spear
#

4 nipples

dusty magnet
#

Geknip

clever vessel
#

3

open bane
#

i keep watching criminal psychology videos instead of working

dusty magnet
#

Word.

#

I need to study but instead I dont

mint spear
#

Changed the name again ffs

#

WHO IS THIS MAN

#

Yeah this is big confusion.

dusty magnet
#

NOT A BEE

hallow isle
#

wait you can change your name?

mint spear
#

You can too.

#

Bee can also change your name.

hallow isle
#

TIL

clever vessel
#

you can impersonate anyone you so desire

mint spear
#

Yep

clever vessel
#

Fug

hallow isle
#

Perfect.

mint spear
#

👌

dusty magnet
#

Who is zug

mint spear
#

What a chode

clever vessel
#

wait i am cufnuse

mint spear
#

Congrats on Admin, Zug.

fickle obsidian
#

yo so consider:
launching me into the nearest star
encased in mud
with Akkadian script all over

dusty magnet
#

Thanks zug

clever vessel
#

thanks you

mint spear
#

🙌

clever vessel
#

am i still asleep

mint spear
#

Who

clever vessel
#

u

mint spear
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More like WHO

mint spear
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i am good at draw and can make art with electric

dusty magnet
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Owl

agile galleon
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Girb for admin 2021

dusty magnet
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Hex made a lot of pfps for me

mint spear
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@limber fractal like my new name?

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Hex made the pfps with his big chungus

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My favourite one was the Atlas glitching with an egg.

dusty magnet
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@mint spear Remember when Kai and I switch names and stuff and Joe got super mad?

mint spear
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Yes!