#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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arctic eagle
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It's at an odd angle gadgetthink

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But god damn, good job with it

mint spear
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thanks!

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if you think this one is weird, you should've seen an earlier version. it had palms growing from its eye-sockets. I'm thankful I got rid of that one

arctic eagle
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Holy shit

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Damn, but now I'm curious whenwoopergetsatyou

dusty magnet
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Work

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Boring

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F

clever vessel
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no

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exciting

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(gonnasneakabigthiccpickleintoyourbackpocket)

dusty magnet
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Ah

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NO PICKLES aeyes

clever vessel
undone moat
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bee is in

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quite a pickle

silent pebble
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Hello everyone

sterile tartan
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Hi

silent pebble
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How's life

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Because this chat doesn't have any atm

mint spear
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life is weird but its okay

sterile tartan
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That just means I relate to the chat

dusty magnet
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Rip chat

undone moat
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I'm fighting my fears and watching a longplay of dead space 2

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who was it

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@mint spear @silent wagon which one of you was the ones that told me to play/watch this

sterile tartan
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I blame Soul

dusty magnet
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Fck aake

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I mean

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Suck fake

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Oh my god

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Fuck sake

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I'm losing my voice

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And my throat hurts like hell

undone moat
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bee has a stroke

dusty magnet
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Elph

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Help

restive haven
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Well, my wife's immediate supervisor has severe symptoms and has pneumonia, but the DC hospital would not test him as he does not need a ventilator, so it's unclear if he definitely has C19.

undone moat
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oh dear

dusty magnet
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Best to assume the wosrt

silent wagon
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@undone moat Play it yourself, BEYOTCH

sterile tartan
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Knew it

silent wagon
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RIP AND TEAR THE NECROMORPHS

sterile tartan
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Also. I hope he doesn't have it

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I want a pet necromorph

dusty magnet
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Fuck

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I'm definitely coming down with something

mint spear
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pickle

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rick

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rickle

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pick

sterile tartan
undone moat
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pickle dick

sterile tartan
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Spirit of Sentinel Mode

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Now I'm gonna read

undone moat
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this whole game makes me feel terribly uneasy.

mint spear
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dickle prick

undone moat
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dickle dick

silent wagon
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@undone moat Wreck the Necros, conquer your fears 😀 😀 😀

undone moat
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I wouldn't say fear anymore tbh

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more just this gut-wrenching feeling of disgust

mint spear
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Wreck the Nachos, conquer your cheese 😀 😀 😀

undone moat
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I get this feeling when I play R-type tbh

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or gradius

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both of those are arguably worse since some of the enemies you fight are just straight up guts sometimes 🀒

silent wagon
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@undone moat I feel like you weren't a fan of DOOM 2016, lol

undone moat
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see but I was though

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the gore nests made me uneasy

silent wagon
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Use your DOOM mindset for Dead Space, lol. Murder the Necros in spectacular fashion for ruining Isaac's life πŸ˜†

mint spear
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Dude

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I need to get the first Dead Space again

silent wagon
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He just wanted to be a space engineer and marry his girlfriend, dammit

mint spear
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well too bad

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space zombies

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I have 2 and 3 on Origin

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I think 3 wasn't that bad

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Are the dead space animes still on Netflix?

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3 was.... ehhhh

silent wagon
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I liked 3 a lot, ngl

mint spear
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Dead Space downfall is best imo

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aftermath is kind of meh

silent wagon
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Never watched the anime lonk

mint spear
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Did any of you play Dead Space on mobile?

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Downfall managed to capture the horror of the necromorphs best

silent wagon
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I pre-ordered Dead Space 3 for the bitchin pre-order weapons πŸ˜†

mint spear
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finger gun weapon best

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It played surprisingly well on a touch screen

silent wagon
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Fuckin loved the Advanced Suit, especially the NG+ version

mint spear
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wait tf

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there's dead space for android?

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I dunno if it ever got updated to the latest iOS versions

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doesn't look too bad tbh

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Cuz that’s where I played it was on my iPhone 5

fickle obsidian
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just saw the original King Kong in theatres πŸ‘€

silent wagon
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I'm hoping that either Dead Space or Mass Effect are part of EA's planned "fan favorite remasters" this year

fickle obsidian
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I hope it's Wing Commander, lmao

undone moat
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will CR let that happen, I wonder?

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with Star Citizen being in development and all that?

mint spear
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If you’re looking for something like Wing Commander, there’s always Rebel Galaxy Outlaw

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Which I heard was pretty decent

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Too bad he’s taking forever to get the console versions out, and it STILL hasn’t released on Steam

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Pewdiepie with the Subnautica series omg 😎 😎 😎

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lol

undone moat
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piss.

dusty magnet
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No

undone moat
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Yes!

silent pebble
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Pewdiepie Subnautica?

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Did I read that correctly?

silent wagon
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Subnautica good af, Ghost Leviathans make me shit myself when I find em tho πŸ˜†

silent pebble
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Oh lord

silent wagon
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I should play it again

silent pebble
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And the subnautica subreddit is already being spammed with people who now want to play the game

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Lol

clever vessel
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I like PewDiePie's content, but his gaming content... obnoxious

silent wagon
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Only gaming YouTube person I half pay attention to is Dunkey and that's cuz I need a good laugh sometimes, lol

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I don't think I've ever watched a pewdipie video πŸ˜†

clever vessel
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I think we're about the same age he has a good sense of humor

silent pebble
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Wait

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What if

mint spear
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hell find a way to get called racist playing nms lol

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Oh god

silent pebble
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@mint spear He'd be called Xenophobic for calling one of the 3 races names

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Lmao

silent wagon
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LMAO

jade hawk
subtle bluff
dry bison
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For dinner today we're going to have a nice chicken rotini casserole.

mint spear
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wasd

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you forgot the toilet paper

silent pebble
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I just realized

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What are we going to do when we run out of TP and the store isles are still out of it?

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πŸ€”

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stares at printer paper

jolly glacier
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Grab some corn cobs

silent pebble
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Fuck it, we out here in the 1500s

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Wai

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Ya nasty

mint spear
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@silent pebble what do you think money will be used for

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wiping butts my friend

silent pebble
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Inb4 people just seige entire banks when they run out of money

dry bison
undone moat
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do you ever just kinda sit around and break the fabric of reality

sterile tartan
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Ew I wouldn't want money anywhere near anything sensitive

fickle obsidian
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you'd think VR devs would have looked into a way to basically produce unfettered screenshots so their games can be shown off looking good, lol

mint spear
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god its like midnight and of course i have a headache

sterile tartan
exotic arch
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can anyone speak the following languages or knows someone who does?
Polish, ukraine, bulgarian?

thorny crescent
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@sterile tartan fantastic art!

sterile tartan
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It's a coloring page, unfortunately

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I do try to be inspired by these though. If I can't think of anything to do

dry bison
mint spear
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^

jade hawk
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at least then you can scrap or trade it later if you realise you dont want it

undone moat
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dorbl9

thorny crescent
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sounds great!

proud socket
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If this is true then i dont even know how expensive this thing will be

silent wagon
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If this is true
Wot

proud socket
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Ofcourse

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i do not have on in my own hands yet

silent wagon
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A shitty two week old unoptimised Gears 5 port had damn near the same performance on it as an RTX 2080 😩 πŸ’¦ πŸ’¦

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Ultra settings, ray tracing, etc

mint spear
proud socket
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If this is indeed true then this might be a really good thing for consoles, but on the other hand how expensive will this thing even be?

silent wagon
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Probably $600, lol

proud socket
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we might be looking at 800

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looking at these specs

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though maybe they cut some amazing deals on hardware

mint spear
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Console market tends to always be more affordable since the sale price is very close to the production cost

thorny crescent
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in addition to taking losses

proud socket
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That i know

thorny crescent
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hardware is almost never profitable for consoles, save for nintendo

mint spear
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yeah

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Rosauwu oh nintendo

thorny crescent
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the switch lite is the most beautiful console aesthetically

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adorable

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portable

proud socket
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now the real question is... will the xbox have a windows 10 environment? because if not then i will be very surprised and weirded out

thorny crescent
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they've always had a separate interface?

proud socket
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with these specs just plop a windows boot on it next to the xbox software

thorny crescent
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i don't think they'll put win10x on there

proud socket
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that is stupid tbh

thorny crescent
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general purpose computing vs squeezing out perfs through a light os

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that's always the goal

proud socket
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i just hope they dont make big mistakes, like not putting a windows os option on it

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even if its not default, just give us the option

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it will make it worth even more

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i would buy the thing then, god i would put that thing right in my office

thorny crescent
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they could always expand on functionality, but the goal is meant to keep the launch system as clear and lightweight as possible. win10x brings a bunch of bloat that's not really worth it

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if they do it, fine, power to them

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but i'd take an optimized os over a general multipurpose one with a bunch of bloat

proud socket
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I currently own a few windows 10 ISOs that are barebones, no extra things

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so it is possible

thorny crescent
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sure

proud socket
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and yes, the xbox os is needed

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but windows on the side.... think of the possibilities

thorny crescent
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A Dreams equivalent would be really nice

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For Xbox

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Bring in a lot of creative press for them and rival Sony directly

proud socket
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yes

silent wagon
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Project Spark @thorny crescent

thorny crescent
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exactly

silent wagon
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Xbox (when it was ran by the scumbag before Phil Spencer) tried a Dreams thing and it was DLC hell

thorny crescent
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it needs less defining and more abstraction for a creative environment to work

silent wagon
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A new version under the current Xbox management would be godly tho

thorny crescent
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definitely

magic cloak
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Dreams equivalent on PC would be great

fickle obsidian
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The Switch should see an upgraded version where the dock is essentially a console itself, so you can play games through it without docking the Switch, and also play more demanding games through it and stream it to the Switch if you want

Stealth rerelease the Wii U concept πŸ‘€

eternal thorn
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Switch up the Switch to a better Switch

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I see

mint spear
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When you need to use the bathroom but homeless people locked the public restroom to smoke some meth 😐

clever vessel
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Find them later and then pee on their backs

fickle obsidian
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dissolve the meth with urine

mint spear
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solid advice

fickle obsidian
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speaking of, last weekend i swear someone going to the bathroom at work had a waterhose or something, because somehow there was urine up the wall just a bit below the ceiling and it was just...how even

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it's like they had downed a gallon of water before going in there

clever vessel
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They must have transferred their penis to their shoulder

restive haven
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Old old bcard

undone moat
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ub

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uh

mint spear
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sup

silent pebble
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The moon

mint spear
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I'm trying to send something but my stumbling graphics card is making it difficult

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which one

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are the top and bottom layers the same?

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yeah except for the space between the speakers

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I could've organized that better, I'm just now realizing

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hmmm

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I think I like either the top right or the bottom right

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can't decide which one I like better tho

undone moat
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I like the bottom left

sterile tartan
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I like the bottom middle ._.

steep pagoda
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Bottom middle or bottom right for me

mint spear
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I like the first and third one

sterile tartan
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Top left is second choice imo

steep pagoda
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That one is also pretty good

mint spear
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oh man I gotta tally this. thanks guys!

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that sounded sarcastic, I meant an actual thanks

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I think I'm going to tally to see which is the most picked between this discord and other places

mint spear
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I like bottom

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:3

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:3

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sadly no

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:(

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who's Rona

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I'm gonna get rick-rolled aren't I

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oh haha lol

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Crown Rona

rare mauve
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Nacho you aren’t dead. It’s been long

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A long time*

undone moat
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I made

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mozzerella sticks

ripe jackal
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im so proud

sterile tartan
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I want mozzarella sticks

undone moat
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they're not very good honestly

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take em

sterile tartan
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Don't mind if I do

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That isn't an accurate emote

mint spear
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@rare mauve hi

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it's been a long time

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also, guess what

sterile tartan
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What's up Nacho

undone moat
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I think my sister thinks I can communicate with her telepathically

mint spear
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Zoid, see if you can find an EverDrive for GBC.

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Might be some floating on Ebay.

undone moat
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she just looked dead into my eyes and threw candy at me

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then walked away

mint spear
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Nah, a cart that you can load games on to.

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Oh NVM

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Yeah lmao, I just looked out of curiosity.

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"Whoa wtf"

rare mauve
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What @mint spear

mint spear
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I'm the king of off-topic still

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:3

jaunty copper
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i am the king of social distancing

rare mauve
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What ever you say

mint spear
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:<

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don't you remember the poll and stuff

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Spaceman V Nacho

ripe jackal
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nice

mint spear
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running for president of off-topic

sterile tartan
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I'm the Off-topic queem

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Queen

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Not related to nacho tho

mint spear
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i have a gameboy micro with a supercard so i can play most Gameboy games and Gameboy Advance games that i enjoyed growing up

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the NES/SNES emu for it is kinda garbage though

undone moat
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πŸšͺ πŸƒ

sterile tartan
undone moat
sterile tartan
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Also I'm offended by how nice it is because I probably can't take my magnet out

undone moat
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I don't want any more mozzarella sticks

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🀒

jaunty copper
frank sapphire
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Guys, keep in mind that cooties are slowly shutting down all of America

undone moat
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I have eaten one too many mozzarella sticks.

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the time to vomit is upon us.

jaunty copper
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= 1 mozz stick

frank sapphire
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Too.many is like, 50 of them

undone moat
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I looked in my pantry and saw pringles stax but I thought it said pringles sex

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I was confused

jaunty copper
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sounds like you avoided mating with it

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good job

undone moat
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nope, still fucked it

jaunty copper
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dang

sterile tartan
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Can we not pls

arctic eagle
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Aren't all pringles in a stack?

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Aren't all pringles in a stack?

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Aren't all pringles in a stack?

undone moat
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discord machine broke

mint spear
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someone pin that

clever vessel
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Aren't all pringles in a stack?

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Aren't ALL pringles....in a stack?

mint spear
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someone answer the man

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he's asking a question

silent pebble
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Discord servers ya good?

mint spear
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sort of

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they're letting some people back in from what I heard

clever vessel
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All Pringles are not in a stack

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Once you remove a Pringle from a stack, it's no longer in a stack

mint spear
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you're in a stack

eternal thorn
clever vessel
silent pebble
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Testing testing, one two three

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ahem

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Okay stuff's normal again

mint spear
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hi

clever vessel
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beetlejuice

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beetlejuice

mint spear
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🐞 🍹

clever vessel
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we're doomed

main stirrup
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d'egg

sterile tartan
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Oh my fucking fuck aaaa

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All my commission needs is a background. If they want one

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The one eye is meh but whatever

sterile tartan
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Gonna delete my pic and send a watermarked one

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Idk

mint spear
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looks good :3

sterile tartan
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Thank you!

undone moat
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hmmmmmm.........

silent pebble
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Oh my fucking god

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We all know where this is going

somber tundra
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why is there furry art in this channel

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someone get a mod

mint spear
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heh

sterile tartan
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the mods have forsaken us

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I mean what

ripe jackal
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furry channel

sterile tartan
undone moat
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

mint spear
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lol

undone moat
mint spear
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combine music stops

sterile tartan
mint spear
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VORE

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@ripe jackal VORE

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wut

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SNAIL VORE

ripe jackal
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VORE

mint spear
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VORE

sterile tartan
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The other snail looks super smug

mint spear
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y'all finally made me urban dictionary vore

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hehe, he's gonna get vored

sterile tartan
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Oh god

mint spear
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bruh

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you didn't know what vore was tho?

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no, I had no idea

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Ignorance is truly bliss

sterile tartan
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Yeah no one needs to know that tbh

mint spear
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well now you do >:3

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VORE

silent pebble
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Omegalul

ripe jackal
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vore time

fickle obsidian
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VORE TIME

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THE TRUE VICTORY IS IN VORING TIME

undone moat
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vore my

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body part

sterile tartan
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Next person to say the v word gets muted for ten minutes

steep pagoda
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Vortex

sterile tartan
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Fine

thorny crescent
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V-bucks

sterile tartan
fickle obsidian
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vivacious

sterile tartan
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Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of theΒ verisimilitudeΒ now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorousΒ visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.Β The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.Β Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very goodΒ honorΒ toΒ meet you and you may call me V.

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Shhhhhhhthatfirstpartwasnwverthere

mint spear
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wew

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😳

gaunt reef
undone moat
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vulva

silent wagon
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Diddy Kong Racing

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That is all

lament ginkgo
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What there's no more?

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No DIDDY KONG RACING 2??

exotic arch
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Guys

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I#ve just lost "the game"

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:c

gaunt reef
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K

exotic arch
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you dont know what the game is @gaunt reef

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*?

gaunt reef
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Its a meme older than you, kid

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Holy shit its even older than me

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Oh nvm the first recorded use was in '96

exotic arch
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it aint older than me then "Kid"

gaunt reef
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Ok kid

exotic arch
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ok boomer

mint spear
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being older than the game thoinking

jade hawk
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πŸ‘€

limpid storm
safe zinc
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what's wrong with you trying to find me

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I asked several questions, none answered even though they were quite easy to answer, yet you went on with your shitty conversation about something that i forgot

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i dont mind, i just feel like you should be more supportive about thoose who need to know something, especially the helping mods.

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I might have to agree, if you want me you can message me anytime.

limpid storm
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Oh my bad, was just curious.

safe zinc
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Unless you want to point out to everyone that i said that the group was unsupporting, then sure, make a fool out of me

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Then why didn't you just message me?

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Isn't it easier, than people not knowing the subject has to be involved into this, other than us having a little chat?

limpid storm
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Cause I'm not your friend, Discord showed me the finger. πŸ˜„

safe zinc
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We're in the same group, zoid can message me

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so can you

limpid storm
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But yeah was just curious, no need to make a fuss. All good. πŸ™‚

safe zinc
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But you just lied to me?

limpid storm
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Lol how?

safe zinc
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I am able to oversee this, the problem is that you just lied

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You were able to find me in here.

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Just as you said that you couldnt message me, i got a message by zoid.

limpid storm
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Erm, huh?

gaunt reef
safe zinc
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I don't really care about it actually,

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but uh

limpid storm
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I got no clue tbh, so i guess all good. πŸ˜„

safe zinc
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Your not involved,

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Your all good man, and this isn't a serious discussion, it was a joke lol

limpid storm
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Yeah you got me all confused here lol

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@safe zinc I see it's the texture thing, you on PC?

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if yes you can use the save editor, No Mans Sky seed central (Discord server) has a ton of textures they share, with the save editor you just load your save, select your living ship and copy/paste or type the code in of the texture you like.

gaunt reef
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butt ocks

clever vessel
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Sometimes burping sounds like a Harley Davidson revving its engine

safe zinc
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Does anyone have a nice planet

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with their portal coordinates

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so i can live there

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im too lazy to find one

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im actually gonna go ask in no mans sky, since this is off-topic

gaunt reef
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alright lol, unsupporting shit offtopic group
epic

jade hawk
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yeah fuck u alas /jk

limpid storm
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lol

mint spear
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eheu

gaunt reef
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ayee

mint spear
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this channel kinda quiet tho

gaunt reef
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I'm playing minecraft

jade hawk
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we just vibin rn

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social distancing in off topic

mint spear
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was half expecting it to get more active with the coronavirus thing going on

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are you guys quarantined?

limpid storm
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Does anyone have a nice planet
@safe zinc which galaxy? I have a couple of lush one's on file.

gaunt reef
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coronavirus spreads through computers

mint spear
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broh

gaunt reef
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virtual quarantine needed

mint spear
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i got malwarebytes its fine

gaunt reef
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idk maam this is a new virus you see

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are the definitions updated

mint spear
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thats a good question, better check

gaunt reef
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good luck!

jade hawk
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im "self isolating due to being sick af bro"

limpid storm
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All the first galaxy, my home base is in a 6 planet system, one planet being filled with buried bones, other with gold and silver deposits.

arctic eagle
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But wow, that's nice

mint spear
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v nice

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also malwarebytes looks different now, cool

jade hawk
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get your no mans sky content out of this channel you heathen /jk

undone moat
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sock

gaunt reef
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puppet

undone moat
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cock puppet

mint spear
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crusty and wet

undone moat
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a

silent pebble
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Bruh

undone moat
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abrradsad

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I am bored as fuck

jaunty copper
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got tired of that stax can i see

safe zinc
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@limpid storm Doesen't matter, as long as its nice, and it isn't infected by corona

limpid storm
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@limpid storm Doesen't matter, as long as its nice, and it isn't infected by corona
@safe zinc I will fart so now and then and some creatures are grumpy, besides that it's allll gooood. πŸ™‚

undone moat
#

I think I'm having a stroke

steep pagoda
#

Oh no

#

Get help or something

mint spear
#

@mint spear hai

main stirrup
#

sorry i have not talked in a while

#

ive been doing the bio ship quest

mint spear
#

e

main stirrup
#

i have 2 days left

#

im also extremely close to leveling up so im happy ill get a rank at some point

#

i hope

#

i honestly dont know how one levels up

fickle obsidian
#

talking a bunch

main stirrup
#

of what?

#

bananas?

fickle obsidian
#

sure

main stirrup
#

alright

mint spear
#

🍌

#

honestly why is the banana emoji so realistic

fickle obsidian
#

bananas have excellent reps to promote their image

main stirrup
#

eggs are better then bananas

#

i like eggs

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and fish

#

I GOT THE RANK

#

im extremely happy

fickle obsidian
#

now you can post pictures of silly creatures or funky grasses!

main stirrup
#

yes now i can

#

and weird things in other games

limpid storm
#

NMS is treading in Elite Dangerous territory here.

#

πŸ˜„

sterile tartan
sterile tartan
#

Soul downloaded Sonic Generations for me aaaaaa

arctic eagle
#

Gotta go fast

sterile tartan
#

I thought I had played it but I guess not lmao

undone moat
#

today's episode of computerman is brought to you by consuming excessive amounts of cheese

sterile tartan
#

Cheeeeeeeese

mint spear
#

wasd

#

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE

#

also hai Spirit

sterile tartan
#

Chemical Plant is HORRENDOUS in anything not sidescrolling. It sucks anyway but that was impressively sucky

mint spear
#

:3

sterile tartan
#

Hello

mint spear
#

how is you?

undone moat
#

e

sterile tartan
#

Good, playing Sonic til Soul is ready to go magnet fishing with me

undone moat
#

time for more orange juice.

#

@mint spear what should I name my minecraft world

#

you have 10 seconds

#

10

silent wagon
#

The Land of Bofa

undone moat
#

9

#

... it will work.

#

now give me a 16-digit number

#

it can be negative if you want

mint spear
#

123456789187389473

undone moat
#

wow this seed SUCKS

mint spear
#

haha my evil plan worked

undone moat
#

aaaand that's aas much as I want to play

#

rip

sterile tartan
#

Heck

mint spear
#

HAHAHAHAHAHA

#

I WIN

#

NACHO WINS

#

VICTORY AGAINNNNNN

clever vessel
#

No I win

mint spear
#

it's bullshit, I did not lose, I did noooot

#

oh hi zug

clever vessel
#

Oh hi nacho

mint spear
#

how's the wife and kids

clever vessel
#

Pat pat

mint spear
#

I'm sorry for your loss

undone moat
#

sometimes I just want to fuck an elder god

sterile tartan
mint spear
#

at this point Computerman is just Quagmire

#

he'll fuck anything

clever vessel
#

My wife and kids went to the beach and never returned

sterile tartan
mint spear
#

did they have fun tho zug

undone moat
#

nah, quagmire's a pervert

clever vessel
#

I'm not sure

mint spear
#

true, Computerman's not a perv

#

he'll just fuck anything

clever vessel
#

Not all Pringles are in a stack

sterile tartan
#

Mmkay no

clever vessel
#

No, yes

undone moat
#

pringles are not in a stack

#

they're in a

#

stacc

mint spear
#

thicc

clever vessel
#

Stag

undone moat
#

finna play nms

clever vessel
#

Oh that game?

#

LMAO

#

jk

undone moat
#

time to get vored by my living ship

clever vessel
#

Be careful with how much you move inside it

sterile tartan
#

Magnet time!

undone moat
#

😩

#

nothing is hitting the spot

clever vessel
#

don't try so hard

inland grotto
#

Can someone unban Zoid? Thank you!

mint spear
#

wait what

inland grotto
#

A rando banned Zoidwad.

fickle obsidian
#

wait what

steep pagoda
#

@inland grotto It wan't a rando. It was Milk

inland grotto
#

Oh. Durp.

clever vessel
#

milk had ENOUGH

inland grotto
#

?!

undone moat
#

milk went postal

#

that was a joke

mint spear
#

sour milk y u do dis

undone moat
#

I guess you can say

#

πŸ™‚

#

😎

#

milk went sour.

inland grotto
#

Lol

open bane
#

@white spire thx bb

arctic eagle
#

hello back zoid

open bane
#

hallo

clever vessel
#

welcome back papa

white spire
#

np ❀️

steep pagoda
#

Do you know why Milk did that @open bane

open bane
#

we had argued about politics stuff before, might've been that

#

Or he just was annoyed that he accidentally actually banned me

#

Not rly upset about it tho, it's all good

clever vessel
#

fucking politics, man

#

creates more bad than good.

mint spear
#

is this the punished milk or embarrassed milk story arc thoinking

open bane
#

no one has rly heard from Milk btw so don't be blaming him too quick

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oh wait my join date is gonna be different now lol

#

.uinfo

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--uinfo

fierce ploverBOT
#

Chilling in dnd status

Joined Discord on

07 Jun 2017 23:22
(1013 days ago)

Joined this server on

17 Mar 2020 21:17
(0 days ago)

Roles

No Man's Guy, Legend, ARG Experts, Everlasting, Undaunted, Rugged, Resolute, Robust, Persistent, Spirited, Determined, Familiar, WT Participant

open bane
#

I am a newbie

arctic eagle
#

Wow newbie and you're already NMG

open bane
#

ikr

#

crazy stuff

undone moat
#

zoid's just that good

#

instant guy

#

ooooooooooooh fuck, I just threw my neck out

#

brb dying

open bane
#

bring it back in

clever vessel
#

bring me back to life

sterile tartan
#

Got a THING with my magnet

open bane
#

😳

clever vessel
#

whadja catch there cap'n

sterile tartan
#

Some sort of clamp type thing. Also the river is so low I can see the bottom so a thing that's stuck tight in the mud was taunting me

#

Also finally cleaning the stuff from last week

clever vessel
#

peculiar

sterile tartan
clever vessel
#

a robot jaw

#

idk that's cool

sterile tartan
#

It is

#

Cool I mean. Idk if it's a robot jaw

clever vessel
#

from before the time of dinosaurs

sterile tartan
#

The stuff from last time looks lethal

#

These are worn down so much they look like wood

Probably iron. Hold on, I'll put my hand for scale in a sec

clever vessel
#

big stuff

sterile tartan
#

I have a three foot long pole in the basement from my first trip

mint spear
#

big thing could be a small anchor

#

or oldschool railroad/bridge fastener? Hard to tell

sterile tartan
#

Railroad stuff is very likely

mint spear
#

I do know that is a woodscrew

sterile tartan
#

Yep

undone moat
#

looks like my knee

sterile tartan
undone moat
#

πŸ’€

fleet orbit
#

he sleep3

#

HES DOING IT, HES SLEEPING

mint spear
#

cashes tax check
buys crossbow
y do I do dis

undone moat
#

lowkey thinking about picking up an AR15 tbh

silent wagon
#

Dew it

mint spear
#

awesome rifle 15

silent wagon
#

@mint spear Wait a minute, you bought a fuckin crossbow?

mint spear
#

fuk ya

#

gonna shred some styrofoam tomorrow

silent wagon
#

How much draw weight?

mint spear
#

125 I think

#

It literally takes every bit of my strength I can muster to pull the string

silent wagon
#

Good workout, lol

mint spear
#

tbh I bought it off a guy cause I wanted the scope

silent wagon
#

Crossbows kick ass

mint spear
#

its heavier than my 12ga lol

silent wagon
#

πŸ˜†

mint spear
#

but the scope is a high end green dot with three moveable dots pretty neato

#

now I just need a trebuchet and longsword

silent wagon
#

Bee sells swords, lol

sterile tartan
#

I plan to use part of my return to get more supplies for magnet fishing

undone moat
#

... why did snapchat just remind me my ex uses it?...

sterile tartan
mint spear
#

facebook does that to me

sterile tartan
#

Same

silent pebble
#

It ended up in my reccomended and now I'm feeling anxiety

silent wagon
#

The Coroomer anthem in 9 months gandalf

silent pebble
#

monkaS

mint spear
#

which name sounds more interesting

#

"Life Beyond Inception", "Beyond Inception", "Deja", or "There She Stood".

silent pebble
#

Uh

#

Idk?

sterile tartan
#

There She Stood

It's mysterious

undone moat
#

first or second

undone moat
steep pagoda
#

I like "Life Beyond Inception" and "There She Stood"

undone moat
silent wagon
sterile tartan
silent wagon
#

πŸ‘Ί

steep pagoda
undone moat
#

πŸ˜”

clever vessel
#

Is that 1 black bean I see next to that pizza slice

#

no it's 3 and a half zug you are stooooopid

silent wagon
#

Ignore the olives from my other piece, lol

#

That one was olive and pepperoni

clever vessel
#

If you say so

#

.....bean man

mint spear
#

oh yeah thanks for the votes guys!! this server has been really helpful with that recently

fickle obsidian
#

@mint spear i vote for sock

silent wagon
#

@clever vessel I'LL FUCKIN BEAN YOUR MAN

fickle obsidian
#

I'll be in...wait what

clever vessel
#

Gonna put beans in your pockets when you aint lookin

silent wagon
#

I'm gonna put somethin in your butt-pocket 😀

fickle obsidian
#

ty

#

wait butt pockets are real

silent wagon
#

Zug can demonstrate

clever vessel
#

They are very real

#

Maybe later

fickle obsidian
#

i momentarily forgot they existed

clever vessel
#

Never forget

fickle obsidian
#

i can never use them because i forget them

#

knowing my luck i would put hourglasses in them, forget, sit on them, and have a butt full of sand

clever vessel
#

They're pretty handy

silent wagon
#

Forgetful butt pockets are the worst

clever vessel
#

Can confirm

sterile tartan
#

My butt pockets often forget they exist

fickle obsidian
#

do u ever forget u have butt

sterile tartan
#

All the time

clever vessel
#

Sometimes, I fo...

sterile tartan
#

...

fickle obsidian
#

...

sterile tartan
#

One of my favorite coffee shops around here is burning down right now...

#

And it's connected to other businesses, so I hope they're at least the only ones who lose their stuff... The roof collapsed, they called in backup fire crews from other nearby towns...

#

That town is without power right now too. My stepdad and his family live there. Hhh

inland grotto
#

Aw dammit.

sterile tartan
tropic folio
#

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm in a slap bass youtube rabbit hole

#

send help

sterile tartan
mint spear
#

Cheese

#

Cheese and more cheese

#

Also melted cheese

dusty magnet
#

Who wants to see me pee

#

I take that back

sterile tartan
#

Uh

mint spear
#

πŸ‘€

gaunt reef
#

<@&233305774745583618> ^

thorny crescent
#

@sweet tendon sorry for the ping

ornate fable
#

.ban @graceful mesa

wraith roostBOT
#
⛔️ User Banned
Username

SkyVal#5376

ID

479229355478745088

ornate fable
#

liketu thanks guys

silent pebble
#

What the hell happened here?

gaunt reef
#

rule 3

silent pebble
#

All right then

gaunt reef
#

Now it looks like I called the mods on nacho

worthy shuttle
#

I've been coughing and sneezing lately

#

Not really more than usual, but now I'm super fuckin paranoid about it

#

I'm gonna get yeeted

short saddle
#

butt pockets are useless

#

wait

#

what?

undone moat
short saddle
#

aaaaaa

#

yrbik

jaunty copper
#

more like y brik

silent pebble
#

More like yeet brik

jaunty copper
#

smash

#

tinkle

silent pebble
#

Excuse me what

undone moat
#

unga

silent wagon
#

I should not have eaten 15 cheap sugar cookies last night, I'm having the same problem you had yesterday 😬 @undone moat

gaunt reef
#

this was pretty disheartening and also funny to watch

mint spear
#

Smh my head, Sohail always calling the cops on ne

#

Shame on you Sohail

sterile tartan
#

The coffee shop is a complete loss and three people were injured. That building itself is so old and a huge part of local history

undone moat
#

:(

sterile tartan
#

It was a store in the late 1800s/part of the 1900s

dusty magnet
#

Well boys

#

I've got Corona

#

Big fun

undone moat
#

wait fr

dusty magnet
#

Fr

undone moat
#

shit...

#

tested and everything?

dusty magnet
#

Presumptive. I can't get tested because "I don't need to be hospitalized"

#

Shits fucked man

sterile tartan
undone moat
#

this is fucked

#

this is all fucked

clever vessel
#

Stay away from old people be e

sterile tartan
fickle obsidian
#

tbh I'm thinking of calling in sick where i work to be safe 'cause last night i went in and didn't realize it, but pretty sure i may have been running fever temps because ???

clever vessel
#

Hmmm

sterile tartan
#

Oh no

fickle obsidian
#

like it's not the flu because normally that's accompanied by runny nose & coughs & such yeah?

#

so it was just like body went we got somethin' weird, give us a bit to roast it out

#

and i was like wha, uh, okay?

#

either way a load of water and some more on my stomach seems to have gotten through but fuck if this is the time for ur body to be doin' anything like that

sterile tartan
#

Yeahhh

sterile tartan
#

I cut myself with an eggshell

fickle obsidian
#

wha

#

that's a sharp eggshell

#

recraft it into a shiv

sterile tartan
#

Yes

#

Great plan

eternal thorn
#

Can you eggsplain how it happened

sterile tartan
mint spear
#

E G G

#

Eggsellent joke

sterile tartan
sterile tartan
#

When I was magnet fishing yesterday, I jumped up on the side of a bridge a lot to reach over the railing... And now my shins are COVERED in bruises

mint spear
#

Dang :(

main stirrup
#

i was just in my first ever earthquake

#

im still having an anxiety attack

#

and now im extremely scared

sterile tartan
#

Oh godh

mint spear
#

😐

sterile tartan
#

Gosh*

mint spear
#

I heard there was an earthquake in Utah

#

5.8 i think?

open bane
#

yeah

main stirrup
#

yeah

#

i was in the area

#

also it was 5.7 so you were very close

#

power went down for a few hours

#

some rubble and a lot of aftershock

#

spanned for 100 miles from the center

#

power is still down in some places

#

older buildings have broken a bit here and there

#

its been about 3 possibly 5 hours since and there is still aftershock

#

if anyone would like i can send them a list of historical earthquakes over time

#

or if one of the mods would like i can send them here

#

woop why are you tom nook

undone moat
#

y not

#

... I just got an idea

#

ooooooh shit it's big brain time

open bane
undone moat
#

time for an IQ 2 billion level play here

#

HOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT SON

#

IT'S WORKING

fickle obsidian
undone moat
#

I found my snes mini

mint spear
tribal siren
#

Gotta say I'm not coping emotionally with what's happening. I've got to leave my uni halls, and it feels like leaving home again, only worse somehow

#

It feels so bad to meet new people and suddenly not be able to really see them for God knows how long

fickle obsidian
clever vessel
#

Hes good

lament ginkgo
#

@mint spear y naut just used past recordings / green screening or something... you know they could

mint spear
#

<@&233305774745583618>

arctic eagle
#

oh hi milk

mint spear
#

hey guys, my motherfucking friend took my phone and tried to fuck around and delete my account

#

im so fucking sorry

arctic eagle
#

OH

#

THAT'S what happened

mint spear
#

I don't really know what else he did other than remove me from all my servers 😑

dusty magnet
#

shitty friend ngl

silent pebble
#

What kind of friend is that

#

What an asshole

short saddle
#

Not a friend anymore i guess

ornate fable
#

tbh, I never let my friends touch my phone when it's unlocked

mint spear
#

He grabbed it out of my hand 😐

rare mauve
#

Welcome back milk

sterile tartan
#

Oh. Wow, what an asshole

mint spear
#

yeah I thought my account was deleted for good which is was but I tried today to make another account and it turns out a deleted account has a cool down period before it gets finally deleted

#

so yay I guess

sterile tartan
#

Glad you could get it back

silent pebble
#

Thank goodness

mint spear
#

I thought perhaps the milk had spoiled thoinking 😎

#

Anyways* what did I miss

#

😩

sterile tartan
#

Not a lot tbh

steep pagoda
#

@mint spear Good to have you back

#

That sounds pretty shitty to be honest

mint spear
#

my fault really

#

he asked if he could see my phone and I fell for it 😑

steep pagoda
#

So they were doing it for shits and giggles? Doesn't sound like a good friend to me

#

Yeah it would be best to know what they want to do with the phone before handing it over

mint spear
#

lesson learned yeah. Never had it happen before so I wasn't expecting it

rare mauve
#

I went to space in polytopia

mint spear
#

can one of you guys check in logs to see if my account did anything weird yesterday before leaving

#

I just wanna get everything back in order 😩

fickle obsidian
#

ur friend banned zoid but that was fixed right quick

mint spear
#

for fucksake

#

@open bane dude i'm so sorry

#

🀦

#

some people just want to watch the world discord burn

undone moat
#

two tildes

#

sauce

#

~~sauce~~

worthy shuttle
#

Can I just say

#

I fucking hate shampoo bottles

#

And similar ones

#

Because the text that says what they are is fucking tiny

#

I wear glasses, but I take them off when I'm in the shower

#

So I can't fucking read the tiny ass fucking writing

silent pebble
#

Just hold it close to your eyes

worthy shuttle
#

So I'm there looking like a fucking dipshit hunched over straining my eyes to fucking read

#

I do @silent pebble

#

It just bugs me how it says MOISTURISING EXFOLIATING MAGIC BULLSHIT in huge text then just shampoo

sterile tartan
#

Mine has shampoo in big letters on the front blobshrug

#

Big ish

#

Not small I guess

mint spear
#

he doesnt buy different colored shampoo and conditioner

Lmao

sterile tartan
#

Welp

undone moat
#

πŸ‘οΈ

clever vessel
#

welcome back Milk

mint spear
#

hallo :(

open bane
silent wagon
open bane
#

Thanks THanks

mint spear
#

idk if you read above zoid but once again i'm really sorry

#

tbh

#

😩

open bane
#

tbh u good, I thot it was a joke anyways until people said you left lmao

#

I was like "dam he forgot to put a space in that's hilarious"

mint spear
#

rip lmao

#

I didn't even know discord temporarily saves deleted accounts

inland grotto
#

Thank goodness.

mint spear
#

because I tried opening a new one and it redirected me

#

yeah def

#

anyways psa: don't give your phone to a friend that is also a cunt

#

πŸ’―

#

also rip I just realized I lost all my roles. πŸ‡«

inland grotto
#

NOT ANYMORE, YOU HAVEN’T! At least, here.

mint spear
#

F

clever vessel
#

tHank goodness

mint spear
#

@mint spear you're still my favorite moderator named BaggedMilk in my eyes

#

hey brah thanks brah ❀️

#

Yeah brah no problem brah ❀️

sterile tartan
#

Ye no

mint spear
#

Hm?

sterile tartan
#

Responding to something that was said before it refreshed

mint spear
#

Oh lol

sterile tartan
#

Duacord likes to sabotage me

#

Lol

#

Discord

main stirrup
#

oh hey milk is back

sterile tartan
#

Ye

main stirrup
#

helo milk

mint spear
#

hiya

main stirrup
#

what happened?

#

if its not something personal

sterile tartan
#

His friend was a dick

main stirrup
#

ah

sterile tartan
#

And deleted his entire account

main stirrup
#

ah

sterile tartan
#

But discord lets you recover it for a time. And I hope he doesn't hang out with that person any more but that's his call

main stirrup
#

thats good and also i hope milk does not talk to that person as well

#

that seems like a bad friend

sterile tartan
#

Ye

mint spear
#

pretty much ngl. It's a bit of a like/hate friendship but I was pretty pissed at him

undone moat
#

are they friend in the sense that you're the only one that sort of puts up with their shit so they follow you around all the time

#

because it seems like that kind of person

silent wagon
silent pebble
#

Wow

mint spear
#

@undone moat pretty much nailed it tbh

#

most of my other friends have moved away or are being reclusive so I only have a small pool to draw from

undone moat
#

eugh, I hate people like that

dry bison
#

Oh god someone hold me back. The trump administration is trying to blame millenials for the spread of covid19

#

Those fucktards are the ones who weren't testing people

#

Now they're looking for scapegoats

fickle obsidian
#

lol

#

they're always after scapegoats, they should become goat farmers

silent pebble
#

Where does it say that may I ask?

dry bison
#

I'll try and find a publication, but I just saw it on the evening news.

#

Speech from health officials under the administration...

mint spear
silent pebble
#

Yes please

mint spear
#

don't want to minimod

#

I just don't like to see politics spreading over into this chat

dry bison
#

Fair enough

mint spear
#

there's enough stuff going on in the world, and as they say, "ignorance is bliss"

silent pebble
#

^^^

open bane
#

A member of the CDC just called my house and said I have to self isolate 😱. They said that they've found a new symptom and if you've got a fat ass and a great personality you have to self quarantine. Tag anybody who you think should quarantine themselves.

fickle obsidian
#

lmao

dry bison
#

Oh god...That sounds like a facebook thing.

#

I'm so glad I don't use facebook

#

It's not social distancing! πŸ˜›

sterile tartan
#

Lmao

#

I use it and I've had to unfollow so many insensitive family members smh my head