#off-topic-bond-james-bond
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Thank you bee
yw Leon
Thanks Woop
Played the Andromeda intro Hex. I'm enjoying it
super saiyan bargain sale
Was only $ 7.50
Is why I grabbed it again, I got deluxe version which I don't have on PC.
I think I got andromeda as a free game of the month in ps+
I been playing since 8am this morning, a little over 13 hours.
I just can't get bored of it. =\
Tell them to leave
Didnt think that was a thing anymore
They aren't welcome
lol
Yes!
Good idea
You just stand there and analuzd with you hand on your chin
Like when you get a sample at a grocery store
And then you leave and don't buy it
When their all done say your not impressed
ever wish vacuums came with lampshades
🤔
you're missing out gleam
big think
I don't like vacuums
Gleam, you gotta try it
big vacuum incident


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@mint spear
What 
What 

So there's a milk jug outside my place and it's not mine
Honestly, that's pretty thoughtful.
take a shot
Not enough for shots
never leave a drank left undrank
Besides, I hate shots
Here lies zug
He found a jug
Took a slug
Now he is Ate by bugs
Jugged Milk
Whoa mister
I'm calling the police
Yeah!
jej
so you spelled it wrong 3 times
and then kept the 2 attempts and edited the first one
milk 😔
Sorry
Bannabe
Nah I spelt the 1st one wrong, fixed it then stroked out and thought it'd be logical to do it again twice
It's for the culture smh my head
Why am I laughing someone make it stop
Bannabe
End me
Ok

Hey milk
Apply for mod
No u
They take anyone now, go for it
Pretty much
I don't want
I'll force it upon you
Fug
😳 😎 😳
How I feel when someone forces my sunglasses off for brief amount of time
It's ok therapy is helping
Nice
Are you ready for
Fuck me oh god oh fuck
anyone huh? maybe i'll apply
Aethena should apply
Not sure though
Np
yw
car show
What did the car show?
Wow, looks like the hoover salesman caught them too.
No lampshade though
Sexy
Is that a crown Victoria lmao
ye
Wow
I've always wanted one
looks like something you'd roam the wasteland if newvegas in
Mad Max vibes
Damn
@mint spear boutta buy some nachos
Don't you hate when you start watching a show again but forget what episode you're on
I usually start from the beginning
I watch the whole series in one sitting
I don't think there's enough hours in the day to watch this show in one sitting unless you do literally nothing else
For a full 24hrs
Almost anyway
I do
Alright then
Don't think I wanna marathon thirty 45-minute-long episodes of a show though
I wasn't being that serious, that would get boring unless it was a REALLY good show
Or a 15min per episode anime
Ahh okay. Lol
like One Piece
That has so many episodes lol
one peice episode 3,086,084
For real though this show is pretty cool. Not cool enough for that
But still cool
What show?
hmm
Siren
last show I watched I tried getting into Attack on Titan
but it was like meh after a while
I never got into that
I haven't found many newer animes I enjoy
The show I'm watching isn't anime
Same though. It's hard to find newer ones that are good
I've heard Cells atWork is good
Hunter x Hunter, Cells at Work are alright
don't get mad @undone moat, get nachos
@mint spear
Neon Genesis was peak anime imo
OVERLORD
Overlord was good til the lizardman arc happened 😬
@icy cloak i tried unsweetened black tea and I'm afraid i may be too weak, or it's an acquired taste thing
Black tea requires one spoon of sugar
@fickle obsidian it is an acquired taste, I will not judge for sweetening black tea
@silent wagontruth
The caffeine content is what most people prefer it for
Can't type for shit today, sorry
i may try to acquire the taste, I suspect it's like black coffee in that respect
Black coffee can not
Indeed. I like my tea bitter.
I like myu tea sweet
I dont need sugar in coffee but I love my cream
If I'm drinking coffee it has a splash of milk and two spoons of sugar
HELL YEAH
Nevermind.
i just remembered i have soy sauce here so added it to the rest of yesterday's rice
damn that is a NICE SHADE OF PINK
and then pepper
I love that shade of pink.
Why does it say "Clickbait on the car"
quintessentially american
ofcourse you do Lakitu, you are a female
it's the clickbait police
What do you mean...
I mean
i'm not so sure about that
I've seen girlier girls than you
You haven't seen me
I have
The lizardman arc was the BEST
I'm literally wearing a pink bow in my hair rn
You look like kpop
i can't tell where the soy sauce begins thanks to all the pepper i added
I've even seen guys act more girlier than you ;)
have you ever seen the video of a kpop group performing in north korea lmao
no?
Soy sauce is best drink
zug nO
AND for food
lakitu is nega-kait confirmed
I am your balance
like when piccolo and kami unfused
im so bored
yeah im piccolo daimo
time to drink soy sauce brb
Soy
Shall I screenshare?
Throw a baseball @fleet orbit
Oh I love pickles
salted cucumber
Sike they're okay at best
I love soy
I love pickle man he's such a bitch
Find one anyway
what's a baseball
It is ball with a base
whomst'vedn't
@clever vessel ty
yes'nt
Enjoy!
@undone moat me doodling be like
@mint spear bring forth nachos
Computerman requires the nachos
@mint spear
He'll eat you otherwise
stop ping 
No
@mint spear

no pinging

Uh oh
👀
(I'm kidding ily)
WORLDSTARR
Round 1
I'm gonna cry, that's what
Fight!
Oh shit oh shit
big tears
He wins! He wins!
I'm going live :p
Actually I'm logging off again
am cri
John, Don't ban Red
Discord open on phone and computer
no john ddid
D R O N E
Hi gone
I said I wouldn't make a joke until I'm a real mod but you all make it too easy
ever worried about punching holes in reality
bird
i trip over existence
the made me jump fr
🥚
what is that
egg
WTF
e g g
I'll egg you, bb
no
i'm that guy in yellow
Computerman is being American af, I see
i finished my rice
n (r) i c e
Or did the rice finish you
McDonald's sounds gud
try putting pepper jack on a double quarter pounder
😩
much better
I get mcdoubles with mac sauce
Hmm, I feel like drinking cream soda and reading my new Genghis Khan book
1000 island dressing essentially zeg
I prefer mayo on a burger though
you know discord should have the option of hiding individual channels
they already have it so you can hide all the muted channels
dont do it
I'll hide your individual channel, bb
👀
I haven't been drunk in years, you would definitely know if I was
@mint spear
respond politely
but it's discord
Computerman you have inspired me to get on my four Wheeler and go shooting today
say 'i love you'
Buy them a yacht
i also love you
I don't have that much money
i love Hexagons too
Now I definitely vote for buying a yacht 🤣

that's why rocks are so important
no, rocked
Fuck me
no
@short saddle no
Yeah, the need to buy me a yacht 
Nier automata is so fucking awesome
@silent wagon I hope you have life insurance
it's good
because it's a very good thing to have in case of a bad thing happening to you and I hope you don't die
could someone please explain the whole ‘Galactic Hub’ and ‘Federation of Travelers’?
yes, love the environments
Also 2b
Yeah
):
The gorl
David, those are fan made community hubs, but go ask in the no mans sky channel
you'll get better answer
no one was talking in those
Well
do you even know how to weld
"your mouth'll find out if you dont shut up"
i need a war veteran to explain lol
the hubs seem rather pointless beyond resource sharing rn
What can tou do
they'll answer eventually
Patience my friend
yeah 2b hot
Like
@mint spear Are there still wars and stuff?
Ive heard the directpr of the game requested naughty videos from the fanbase
He got it
hehe
@mint spear I am apart of the community, I speak for the fleas. And I'd like to say a few words if you please.
ahem
some of us do like fun.
Uhh
thank you for your attention
you've been a great crowd, have a good night
and everybody clapped

glapped
Let freedom ring
@hardy hull those are player-made communities, we used to have a channel specifically for them but we don't anymore unfortunately. You'd probably be better off asking around in #no-mans-sky though if you want more info
oh someone already answered
feck
It's okay
discord needs greentext
Leave a space after >
for real though
I guess that suffices
as fun as that was, I got shit to do
oh so no head?
last photo
oh shit computerman
are you there rn?
lol just realized why you were dumping car pics XD
dumb me
Gas
gas
g l u n g
elaborate
microwave vs range top, did they drain the water before seasoning? Did they use the whole packet? Do they add stuff to it?
All the possibilities yet each one is unique
Drain the water dumb
Welcome to my ted talk
Growing up, the only ramen I knew was the crap all Americans eat
And we drained the water
I'm here today to tell you that you do not drain the water
Do not drain all the water
Lakitu knows best
You gotta create a little broth
I microwave mine for 4 minutes and 15 seconds and let it stand for a couple more
Oh except microwave. The only time I microwave it is if I'm somewhere that doesn't have a stove
This is a good one
Drop an egg in
Interesting idea but no thank you
Today I drained out the water and added butter and most of the seasoning
It's amazing...
I know some weirdos that eat spaghetti plain with butter
Like just spaghetti noodles and butter
I would eat it with like
Garlic
Garlic butter noodles
that sounds a little better
ichiban
corn
a
a.
Å
🅱️
vr time
@undone moat vr me
e

@icy cloak gam
@torpid dust I think my problem the whole time was a bad SATA cable... 😠
I didnt miss a lot it seems
Me_IRL when I found out it was the SATA cable the whole time
https://media.tenor.com/images/f069ae9aad2717278c6c95098884e558/tenor.gif
Why people scared of her 
Yes, I would like to have this information. This way I know what to do/not to do. 🤪
every cell in my body is serious
do you guys ever use your feet like hands
yes
I just flawlessly picked something up with my foot and I'm kinda disturbed
Nah. Sometimes I use my feet as feet picking things up, though.
it felt so natural
like I unleashed my inner monkey
Well we evolved from tree climbers.
pax if i was a mod you'd have to run for the hills
i was relentless
aggressive
unforgiving
Ahhh the good ol days
Lol
How long has this server been active anyways?
I don't scare easy.
BOO
😟
dont worry
I'll try not to
its gonna be okay buddy ❤️
Not provoking. Just curious to the nature of the fear everyone is experiencing.🤪 🤣
I'm mostly agreeable. But I do like to push sometimes.
push me off a cliff
You could push me respectfully
Mainly, 'cause I really have no desire to fight. Especially, on the internet. I'm too old and run down for that garbage.
as long as i can have the beard
Is Aethena snatching someone's beard, lol?
no i asked
at least you asked
Yes, consent must be given for all beard transactions.
She gonna politely snatch it with permission 😆
@silver mantle unrelated to the current convo but your pfp delights me
Are the proper forms filled out and filed in triplicate?
I'll file you in triplicate 
That sounds delightful!
yes, also one of my favorite tng episodes
tng as in star trek?
have you watched picard yet? i've been finishing my rewatch of tng before i dive in but it's been tough lmao
yes
Based
Wife and I've been watching it.
and?
Well it's watchable. Without giving spoilers
But it's been so long since I've seen Stewart in that role. Takes some getting used to again. I just keep seeing X walking around on screen.
Spoiler alert though ||Picard is in it.||
GUYS BEETLEJUICE IS CHANGING SHAPE!!!
@icy cloak I'm eating an entire block of cheese and you absolutely cannot stop me
Changing shape?
!
!
explode please
oh my bowels will stop me for sure
lmao
but I'm gonna enjoy it now
Super nova is eminent
What is exploding computerman or beetlejuice
Beeejuice
Or beatlegeuse
is there prof of it changing?
thians
Thank you @mint spear
Np
it went supernova already didn't it
it mostlikely has by now but like,,, speed of light and all that
Its approximately 642.5 ly away
Ye
so what's the time dilation on seeing it
I think
i need answers to some of the worlds hardest questions
Like what
Approximately 642.5 years
Ye
@hardy hullme to man
So it’s probably long exploded
you passed test 1 risen
How did they burn witches at the steak if outback was founded in 1988?
😉
they didnt
Where is old zealand @hardy hull?
Denmark
There is a Zeeland in NL.
But New Zealand was Danish.
I thought in Holland it was Zeeland
please die

I hate you
how dare you
Well hell. I was completely wrong on this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand
. mute @silent wagon

Should've done it
I mean I might
Someone answer this.
Have this coloring page to cleanse your eyes
my cock isn’t an artist, so why does it doodle doo?
Er

🐓
But you did, lol
One of these times I'm gonna mute you for real Soul


why do they call it walgreens? that’s not the color of the wall
Do it now
Have to wait 'til end of March to see that little guy.
why are they called apartments when their all together
why march?
D+ don't get here 'til then.
oh
Germany sucks.
he gets assassinated by shrek

nah america is worse than germany
how you make your pictures smol
We have to wait for the dubbing industry to finish dubbing all the content on the app.

that must actually suck
But they want to see all content in German. It's their way of taking credit for good content. Their film industry sucks.
that other countries teach their students about america and it’s literally shit and not a good example of what a country should be ^^
incoming politics
Nyet
we had better not
I vote You shouldn't politics
Oh 90% of them may know English, but when you confront them in English, they pretend to not understand.
Go with Korn's philosophy on politics
Just go with Korn on everything.
more of a system of a down guy
I dig them. No a fanatic, But they visit my playlists.
I seen them live and it was insane
I bet.
Ice Cube headlined the day before so everyone was hyped
Seeing Korn at the end of the month
Korn and Breaking Benjamin together 👌
Whoa
Yo haven't heard of korn since my edgydays
you guys ever go to the festivals
nah
I actually have arguably a better time when I dont know who's playing and can just vibe around
lol
i have a playlist with like 40 artists and like 200 songs
most of the artists i listen to are on it
I like pretty much everything but new age pop and country
well a lot of stuff is grouped into pop now
like xxxtentacion’s newer albums were categorized as ‘pop’
I dont like them either
@silent wagon Was supposed to go see BB in 2016 here in Germany. It was the first EU tour. But Mom decided to show up to visit from the US. So I spent that time being overly criticized about my life choices.
rap game is weak asf rn
that’s how it is @mint spear
i like rap
because it’s just vibes and energy
not as much overwhelming can’t comprehend what’s being said
Trippie Redd for example
he sings and raps and is just energetic
Not really a fan of rap. Especially, German white rappers. Ew... Ugh...
They are everywhere.
lolll
once in a blue moon i get germany rappers recommended on youtube
and they’ll rap in english
Eminem, Tech N9ne, Spose, are some of the few rappers still around I listen too
but eminem gets you in the ‘i wanna kill my mom, the love of my life, and my child’ type of mood
i like him but don’t listen often
Lot of Turkish rappers here too. Unfortunately, they mostly rap in German. I'd rather hear Turkish.
Hes got his soft side songs too
But yeah hes pretty hardcore
German rap, that's something I'd like to hear
it’s like the most in your face shit ever lmao
because the language is so harsh
i mean so is english though
Mexican rap always sounds gangster too
i hate the spanish covers for english songs
I don't want to taint my YT search and watch history so I won't recommend any G rappers to you. Sorry.
Songs don't have to rhyme to be good
I honest no none by name anyway. I only hear them when I go into malls and shit.
Okay that's fair
are you all on pc?
They for they new comers to G metal.
No
i can’t talk on mic but i’m down to be in the same lobby and type
Ramstein is good though.
as for you two, go buy a pc rn
I dont speak enough german to understand them most the time but hot damn it makes me want to party
Caliban is a good band.

Callejon
can i run power from one base with a hotspot to another?
I'm being crushed by a 95 pound dog, help 😫
Breed?
Do NOT breed
sit on him and see how he likes it
Black Lab/Boxer
Ooo... Bet that's purdy?
He's a big fat handsome boi
Not til ur lvl 10
Ok. Question? Where'd the boi spelling come from. I'm old grandpa not too internety.
from a practice of spelling things wrong on purpose
Ok. That'd explain it. I have no friends to point at me?
It's really just another way of spelling boy that people picked up
nah it was like 2014
but it’s no longer that
i’m pretty sure it originated with african americans in the 90’s lol
Like gril
Ur a gril
so here's a thing
Use me to cook your meats~
girl is gender neutral and gay girl was for boy
I didn't really become active on the internets webs until 2012. And then in small doses.
so african americans were like, “boi if u don’t”
knave comes from that
uwotm8
Wait what
Something seems a little off here
Wot, u knave!
very in-depth answers
These questions are probably better suited for #nms-questions or #no-mans-sky
Oh sweet lord, Spirit opened a can of Raviolis and the giant ass dog got off me 😩
But you have to find a teleporter
I can finally breathe
I havent actually done it but I presume you can chill in someone's freighter while they warp to a base near the hub
The answer really is to warp
hmm
Or just use the portal
You should be able to find the portal gylphs somewhere in the subreddit
Anyway, is dog having ravioli??
NMS in my sacred off topic 😤
No, we're eating ravioli but the dog's a smelly begger 😤
All dogs are and I love them for it
Aren't they all?
anyway that knave thing was true
i don’t really like corgis and beagles actually
Wouldn't you be too if all you got fed was dog food
or shitzus
That's interesting, wow
little dogs get trained poorly and usually are least well adjusted
I'm just pulling at straws here but I suppose that's because small dogs are usually made more for fashion than they are pets
idk i just like medium dogs
I've had small and big dogs and I disagree
one of my dogs is a midget though
TF
Snow you're talking!
My polm was the most well behaved dog I've had
he’s 40lb-50lb but like 2 ft tall
I trained her to walk on two legs and spin in circles
Awww
Yeah, all dogs can be well mannered and trained to do really good things, but they requires attention, love, all that
i just want a samoyed😔
Sometimes dogs are bought as gifts and people only barely look after them, providing food and water, but nothing else
I'd liked to get my doggo a Australian shepherd friend
its because all dogs are the same but people are biased based on cuteness
because humans are fucked
he’ll say, “search” and the dog will sweep the entire 4 or 5 acres for deer and squirrels
I'd say that's why pitbulls have such a bad rep. They aren't bad dogs by nature but given the wrong owners they can become really aggressive, all dogs can
the can be scary therefore humans make them scary
Dogs>Cats💯 💯 💯
classic humanity
well pit bulls are generally more aggressive though
Fuck humanity man
it’s genetics
Cats = dogs
a
But also don't because I am indeed a human
Never met an agressive one
I like cats and I think they are cool to watch but I dont trust them for second
nah
I think we should hit the reset button is all
genetics also make you an animal david so you are also overly aggressive unless you're female
it’s just pit bulls are more aggressive genetically and people thinks that’s an excuse for why their dog is aggressive
it’s just because they didn’t a shit about making it nonaggressive
scientifically its useless to argue with me

i already have you beat
scientifically and statistically speaking, i’ve never told a lie

well i know that's bs then hahaha
U = Wrong Me right
You just have to be active with them. They aren't meant to be lazy dogs.
Shepherds are the same.
one time I was playing fetch with a pitbull and I threw the stick over the house
hold on we're not letting the expert speak
Samoyeds are best
He came running back around with a fucking log and made me do a summersault
I believe my dad has a pitbull (I'm not good at determining breed by eye alone) and he's such a fucking softy I love him
if a chihuahua was the size of a pitbull we'd all be in a lot of trouble
Chihuahuas are something else
Nah. They just eat shit.
Also chowchows are so CUTE
they aren't treated properly
are they even dogs
Yesss
they get spoiled as toy dogs and learn bad habits from bad owners
I would agree with that.
all dogs aren’t created equal @silver mantle
But they still eat shit.
Yes.
they’re not equal though
wrong
science exists you know?
what is divergent evolution for 300 Alex
then you would know traits are passed down from parents
he's taking on Aethena
In terms of size and all that, they're different, but natures are mostly all the same I'd say
so if a naturally stubborn dog has children they’re more likely to be stubborn
here's my take, who would survive longer on the wild, a pug, or a german schepard
i can’t tell if you’re being ignorant on purpose or not lmao
I'd say they have equal origins. But the behavior of dogs is based on the manner they are treated. Not all are treated equal.
Pugs used to be a little less screwed genetically
im just a scientist
It's so sad what people decide to create
i focus on reality instead of my own personal ego
all these new people running around
i’m saying you can train dogs out of their genetic traits but not all dogs are as easy to train
big think
Now I understand. 🤔
right its like a revelation
You're not scary. You're stubborn. I get it. Me too.
i mean that's easy to say
Lol
Just observing. That is all.
it’s also easy to say, “you’re wrong because i’m better at science”
I'm not a scientist. I am dumb fuck. I didn't even go to college. Only barely finished highschool.
you should apply for mod

Oof, I'm all for healthy discussion but pls don't be mean to each other 
i am nothing if not nice
Moreover, I barely graduated from a public county school in south MS.
i hate u stfu omg woop i hate u
🔥 🔥 🔥
I am big offend
I cannot believe I'm being attacked both directly and indirectly
lmao
nobody knows
I dont know I just dont trust cats
Welcome to off-topic
Me neither.
i mean me making mod is an insult to the standards in the first place 
ahh so we have some racist do we?
you're a trial mod

if you don't want it tell them
Fair
its not fair if they force you to do it
Nah I'm fine w/ it, I wouldn't have applied had I not been
Speciesist
But thank u for ur care




