#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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dusty magnet
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Yes I agree

sterile tartan
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I needed it as soon as I saw its deformity

fickle obsidian
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so how much control do you think a frog has over its tongue?

sterile tartan
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Hmm....

fickle obsidian
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like once launched, could they make it swerve, or does a portion of it have the ability to sort of spread out?

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imagine how freaky a frog with a net-tongue would be

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tongue lashed out, bug thinks it's gotten away, and suddenly the tongue unfurls and catches them

dusty magnet
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TIHI

dusty magnet
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Someone dropped $20 at my store

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Keeping it in the till until I close in case they come back for it

sterile tartan
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Good idea

dusty magnet
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Otherwise, I made $20 extra today!

lost shore
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Nice.

dusty magnet
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Sucks that they dropped it tho :/

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I fucking hate when I do that

lost shore
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For sure

silver mantle
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crazy that people even carry cash anymore ๐Ÿ˜›

dusty magnet
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Right?

silver mantle
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meanwhile in Japan everyone still does

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cards are still in minority

dusty magnet
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It's okay to take the cash after I close right? Like Ill have waited and everything

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I feel bad ๐Ÿ˜…

silver mantle
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i mean its unlikely the person is ever gonna realize its gone after that

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or know where to go find it

dusty magnet
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Yeah

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True that

silver mantle
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i heard a thing that $20 is also now the minimum useful measure of american currency haha

dusty magnet
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Wym?

silver mantle
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like you can't buy much useful under $20

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like $1 is mostly useless

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5-10 is like snacks and stuff

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for example if you eat like a meal outside of fast food you're prolly gonna spend around $20

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minimum

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sorry that's a tangent ๐Ÿ˜›

dusty magnet
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Oh no you're totally right

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Thanks inflation

silver mantle
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i used to talk to a lot of older people when i had to go to the hospital all the time and they used to always tell me the price of things "back in the day"

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just like my dad always likes to tell me about gas being .75c

dusty magnet
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Nah there's no way that's true

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You're lucky to find gas under $3 these days

silver mantle
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this was like in the 60s-70s

dusty magnet
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I'm jealous

sterile tartan
undone moat
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... hmmm

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one of my fans just stopped pushing air

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oh, fan header came loose out of the splitter I was running it from

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it's all good now computerface

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sadly can't change the colors of the leds on the 1080ti, would totally do it if I could though

silver mantle
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orange is a warmer colour

undone moat
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it is very much a warmer color

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I like the idea of the orange sort of representing heat, implying that the pc is running and putting out heat

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if I could, I'd set the system to gradually start getting brighter and brighter as the system gets hotter

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possibly even turning yellow then white

silver mantle
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ive seen a motherboard actually do that naturally before ๐Ÿ˜›

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that was interesting

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someone forgot to put spacers in

undone moat
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oof

silver mantle
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tripped the fuse in the living room too

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glad that's all that happened

wanton karma
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You can actually set the RGB to change color depending on heat

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I have my rig set to turn from blue to white then red

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Depends on your components for sure, I use Corsair RAM

undone moat
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you can, aura doesn't allow you to change the colors for that setting

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it annoys me to no end

wanton karma
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aw

undone moat
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yeeah

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I had a big ol rant about it yesterday so I won't go off on it

sterile tartan
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๐ŸŽท peeper_icon

silver mantle
sterile tartan
silver mantle
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my cats are very happy im hanging out in the living room this weekend haha

sterile tartan
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I'm sure

rare mauve
fickle obsidian
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||space||

rare mauve
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Goodnight friends

silver mantle
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gnite!

gaunt reef
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I just got a spam call

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The dude was saying he's calling from the Indian version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire and that I've won a chance to win a lot of prizes if I just give him details

mint spear
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gn space

gaunt reef
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The Indian version is called Kaun Banega Crorepati

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KBC

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But that spammer kept saying KGB

steep pagoda
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Lol

gaunt reef
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So I told him off saying I won't accept money from you indian russian sympathizers and he was like wat??

mint spear
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inhales

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BLLLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

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good night :)

dusty magnet
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Thank you nacho

fickle obsidian
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np

mint spear
fickle obsidian
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lol

ember wing
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@gaunt reef that's really funny as I get calls from India from a guy called Michael who's calling on behalf of Microsoft as my PC is contacting them informing them I've been hacked.... I just say I'm not ther person they need to speak to and I'll go get them and then put the phone down... when I check 30 minutes later they've decided not to hold ๐Ÿ˜‰

gaunt reef
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lmao

storm ocean
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I tell them "You're calling Pizza Hut how can I help you"

silver mantle
mint spear
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they said itz impossible

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but i did it

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0 jitter boii

silver mantle
mint spear
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cute :3

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i want to buy a black cat so bad

silver mantle
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they're both quite lovely

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they make me feel very loved too since they get upset if i don't hang out with them like this haha

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@clever hill if you want to advertise do it via dm

clever hill
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yes but its for a good cause so i guess dont donate to cancer prevention

mint spear
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too late beany it's already in the "deleted massages channel"

silver mantle
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its not about what it is

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its a rule

mint spear
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ik we all know

silver mantle
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Rule 3: No Self-Promotion
No linking to personal discords or blatant self-promotion. If the only reason you came here is to advertise then please refrain from doing so. No misleading or clickbait links.

mint spear
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yes i was reading that

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so i don't break them

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btw can i ask someone to delete my warning?

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or it's "early ban evading"?

silver mantle
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you can delete your own messages

mint spear
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these?

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or the ones i fricked at?

silver mantle
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i don't know what you're referring to.

mint spear
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i did already

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Nyxara did tbh

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and i apologized to him

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and you too

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can i like do anything pay something in real life or in game

lost shore
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btw can i ask someone to delete my warning? - warnings never get removed.

mint spear
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;-;

elfin rampart
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ik its a mess

mint spear
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papa joseph i beg you

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i can do anything

elfin rampart
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anything? uwu

mint spear
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its dope i already screenshoted so i don't lose it in this mess

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but for me i have to deal with my thing first

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its very cool i give you that

lost shore
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@mint spear not those two. It was the 3 after that

mint spear
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these are old

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i deleted them today

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i swear

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man it was an old joke and got warned for it

lost shore
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You also know I can see the times, right?

mint spear
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witch ones

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if it was the ones about toes

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then its old i swear

lost shore
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omg....

night bobcat
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It isn't my business, but you should just let it go

lost shore
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@silver mantle Feel free to show him the three messages. I've got a call to take

mint spear
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i don't want to get banned man @night bobcat

lost shore
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And you won't if you just stop fucking doing it

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It's pretty simple

night bobcat
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But you are working towards exactly that by arguing with admins about something they already ruled on

silver mantle
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this is how comprehensive it is

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i suggest stop arguing

lost shore
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not including the two at the top

silver mantle
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its not unfair, its not a joke

mint spear
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ok im sorry

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i won't do it again

silver mantle
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best not to

mint spear
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can i just explain why i was arguing

silver mantle
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no i don't care

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im not discussing; i'm informing you about this

mint spear
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ok sorry

silver mantle
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carry on

mint spear
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Whay happened to kate? (cake)

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she's not in the server since ages

silver mantle
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left for personal reasons

mint spear
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ah ok thanks, she invited me to her server but she just dissapeared with her server.

elfin rampart
storm ocean
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I was at my university campus today just chilling on the benches and man was today a good day, the sky was dark with clouds and wind was blowing and my god was it peaceful. The whole uni was empty cause people on holidays until next week and man I've never felt so relaxed in my entire life. 10/10 will sit in mildly cold weather again.

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It was so serene

lost shore
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That sounds amazing.

elfin rampart
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woof

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i think my friend sleepwalked to class one time

storm ocean
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It was, I then went for a long walk along side the beach(which is like 30 minutes away from my uni) and then walked the entire parameter of the beach and I'll be honest it's eerie seeing the beaches empty but also relaxing.

elfin rampart
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whatever it was he was so confused when he got there

storm ocean
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I went to study in the library but ended up walking around

elfin rampart
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haha

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its 6 am and me and my neighbor have been texting since like 3

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squad goals

lost shore
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@storm ocean I did the same when I was stationed in Biloxi, MS. About 3 blocks from the beach and I'd take regular night walks along the beach and pier. Serene couldn't fully describe it

storm ocean
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It's really weirdly relaxing

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The wind blowing in from the ocean has this smell that's hard to describe but it smells good and it just makes the whole experience super hard to describe

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I'm going to do this daily tbh

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Well until it summer starts

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Serene is definitely the word for it

magic cloak
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That is why people buy beach front property and its also expensive

elfin rampart
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2 bad the only thing i find relaxing is a bed

storm ocean
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I want to own beach front property now

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Guys donate to me so I can buy the property, we'll have a BBQ

magic cloak
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Only if i can live with you

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Separate rooms tho

storm ocean
elfin rampart
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i share

undone moat
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oh boy, company laptop died

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I get to tear it apart

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dis gon be fun

magic cloak
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So you are a computer coroner

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Autopsy guy

storm ocean
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Lmao

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Good way to put it

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But if a coroner actually said "time to tear it apart" I would be scared for my life

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I've seen autopsies and I've fainted everytime

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Especially when they crack the skull

jaunty copper
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blrgh

storm ocean
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Even the sound of the hammer is nauseous

jaunty copper
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tink tink crunch

sterile tartan
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This girl has an interview today

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And it's dumping snow outside

mint spear
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rip

sterile tartan
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Still have two and a half hours until the former
Latter seems to be getting more dense so that isn't stopping any time soon

arctic eagle
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I once dressed up as a girl to seduce interviewers unfortunately they could see right through my disguise

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literally

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should've worn pants

undone moat
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hOh

sterile tartan
sterile tartan
undone moat
storm ocean
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Hot

sterile tartan
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I can't even use guest Wi-Fi at the University without a login

magic cloak
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It be like that sometimes

sterile tartan
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Ah well. Only have like an hour and a half to kill before my interview and my data resets in a few days

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I have 2.3GB left anyway haha

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Wait No. Rollover
I never have to worry about it because I almost always have like 8GB racked up. Haha. Why do I even worry about it

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Gonna look actually, for real, just curious now

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Maybe the rollover isnt a thing any more but I still have around 2GB, which is more than enough for three days

icy cloak
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@dusty magnet Congrats on promotion salsasean

dusty magnet
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Thank you Lak!!

icy cloak
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Please don't ban me when you are admin

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๐Ÿ˜Š

dusty magnet
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Wouldn't dream of it

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Hex prolly would tho tbh

icy cloak
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Of course

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Lol I should try to be nicer, Hex has done literally nothing to me

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I say, as I put away a file folder titled "Destroying Hex's Career in 6 Easy Steps"

sterile tartan
mint spear
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๐Ÿ˜’

sterile tartan
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Starting to get nervous...

icy cloak
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Kidding, Hex is great

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Anyone who says otherwise will have their career destroyed

sterile tartan
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I have 35 minutes til my interview

undone moat
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oof

icy cloak
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Good luck!

undone moat
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laptop is dayed.

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looking back at the post codes and it isn't recognizing the integrated graphics

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phuck

icy cloak
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Man, computers just really hate you don't they

undone moat
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Computers love me, I just get the ones that need healing

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sometimes, they're far too gone ๐Ÿ˜”

icy cloak
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I see

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I'm sorry for your loss

dusty magnet
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I'm 35 mins early to open at work so I'm just gunna sit in the store and play on my phone till I open lol

undone moat
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I'm getting a new post code

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... looking at the code on the manufacturer's website, apparently the cpu isn't being registered computerface

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absolutely fucked

icy cloak
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@dusty magnet Why are you 35 min early lol ๐Ÿ˜„

undone moat
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oh hey

icy cloak
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A beauty

sterile tartan
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Eeeeee

dusty magnet
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Well I was gunna walk to work but my dad drove past Mee on his way to work so he gave me a ride

icy cloak
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I am so tired even tho I slept in

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I am.. defective

undone moat
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welp.

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I gotta find a replacement laptop now

icy cloak
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Is it your laptop or someone elses?

undone moat
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work's

icy cloak
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Good, not your own money, then?

dusty magnet
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A defective Lakitu?

icy cloak
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Lakitu is always defective

dusty magnet
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Does anyone know any Lakitu mechanics nearby?

mint spear
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Doesn't matter, Lakitu mechanics are all in the cloud. blob

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I'll see myself out.

dusty magnet
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That was a good gif I like that gif

icy cloak
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Yes

undone moat
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I am defective

icy cloak
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Incorrect

sterile tartan
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I am defective

icy cloak
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You are simply lacking Caffeine

undone moat
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ask me a question

icy cloak
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What's Hex's most attractive quality

undone moat
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34

dusty magnet
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We are all defective on this blessed day

sterile tartan
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Literally defective
My immune system thinks my nerve endings are foreign bodies

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Oh yeah

mint spear
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My most attractive quality is my feet and they are super ugly.

dusty magnet
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Spirit did you tell them that they're wrong?

sterile tartan
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Did you know your immune system doesn't know your eyes exist

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I did, Bee

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They didn't listen

icy cloak
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Fire them

dusty magnet
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Wow that's rude

storm ocean
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But our white blood cells are in our eyes too

mint spear
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If you get your nerve endings removed, you won't feel pain ever agian.

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Win win situation

storm ocean
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Good idea

dusty magnet
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That's brilliant

sterile tartan
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It is

icy cloak
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Big brain time

storm ocean
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Big pp time

sterile tartan
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15 minutes

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help

icy cloak
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@storm ocean It's January change your username

sterile tartan
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Bwaha

storm ocean
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Why

sterile tartan
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Santa is watching all year

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The university still has mini trees in the book store

icy cloak
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mini trees?

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Is this cool-person slang I don't know

sterile tartan
icy cloak
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o

sterile tartan
icy cloak
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...Die hard christmas set

storm ocean
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Merry Christmas

icy cloak
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no

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It's january

undone moat
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do you guys ever just

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Computerman

icy cloak
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All the time

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I assume you are referring to the action of saying "FUCK" a lot

magic cloak
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Tbh no one said you can't celebrate Christmas all year

storm ocean
icy cloak
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No, it's time to get hyped for Valentine's Day

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We're on a strict schedule

storm ocean
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Oh Valentine's day

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I shall give chocolate to everyone

icy cloak
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๐Ÿ‘

dusty magnet
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Chocolate!

storm ocean
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So later everyone has to fuck me

icy cloak
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Chocolate!

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Wait

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I've been played

storm ocean
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No

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I'm only giving it to guys

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Sorry

mint spear
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Nice

icy cloak
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nice

mint spear
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More of you to go around

storm ocean
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Hex you don't get one

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Sorry

dusty magnet
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Hah

mint spear
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๐Ÿ˜

dusty magnet
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Get rekt hex

storm ocean
mint spear
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Oh shut up Bee

storm ocean
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Actually I hate this conversation

mint spear
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Same tbh

storm ocean
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Thanks

mint spear
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NP

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I'm glad I don't participate with valentines day tbh

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with... in?

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BBL now I killed chat.

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๐Ÿšช ๐Ÿšถ

storm ocean
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Same tbh

icy cloak
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Sorry I was drinking coffee

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Please continue

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Why don't you participate in Valentine's day? Free chocolates and gifts for everyone

mint spear
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Cause I love my GF and show her I do everyday, not just Valentines day.

undone moat
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ha ha

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I'm single.

mint spear
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Hey, I know a dude that's handing out chocolate in turn for you fucking him.

undone moat
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sounds like a win win deal to me

icy cloak
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@mint spear You are nice

mint spear
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u r

dusty magnet
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Hey my socks are too big

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They feel funny in my shoes

icy cloak
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Why do you own socks that don't fit

mint spear
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I imagine it's difficult to find socks for Bee sized feet.

undone moat
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bee sock

magic cloak
icy cloak
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Bee feet are small or big

mint spear
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Technically correct is my favourite kind of correct.

undone moat
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cechnically torrect

mint spear
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๐Ÿ™Œ

dusty magnet
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Bee feet are small

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I wear a size 9 mens

icy cloak
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smol bee

dusty magnet
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DYK: I have a life sized wonder woman statue at my work

mint spear
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I did not know that tbh

undone moat
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my shoe size depends on the shoes I'm wearing

magic cloak
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Some lad in 1990s thought we need to make a puppet with antenna and have a sun with a face and the puppet had a tv for a tummy isaac

dusty magnet
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Idk why my feet are so small lol cause I'm 6' 2"

undone moat
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most of the time though it's usually like 11 1/2

icy cloak
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Computerman's feet are liquid, and take the shape of whatever container holds them

mint spear
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I recently found out I've been wearing shoes one size too small.

undone moat
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Liquid Computerman

dusty magnet
icy cloak
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Smol Bee is actually Tol bee

undone moat
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new nickname time

mint spear
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Bee

dusty magnet
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Hex

undone moat
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I am f l u i d

mint spear
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Why is that?

dusty magnet
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Why is what

mint spear
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Comic book lady

undone moat
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it she

magic cloak
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That looks like cara dune than wonder womanbriezoom

icy cloak
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๐Ÿค”

dusty magnet
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We have a lot of collectors items

undone moat
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that whole room screams nerd shit

mint spear
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Oh ok, so someone can come and buy that life size model?

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And then probably fuck it, cause that's the only reason someone would buy it tbh

magic cloak
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It looks like a store house from pawn stars

icy cloak
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lol

undone moat
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[he says, surrounded by partially assembled computers]

dusty magnet
mint spear
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oh god oh fucc

magic cloak
mint spear
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Dude, what even is this job? It looks fun and awesome.

undone moat
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what happens if thanos gives the earth the middle finger?

dusty magnet
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It's really fun

magic cloak
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Bee in a few mins

dusty magnet
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That gauntlet is $400 giga

undone moat
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kfc

magic cloak
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Wtg

undone moat
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jcf

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fkidiw

magic cloak
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Wtf*

undone moat
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I can't

icy cloak
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But you get half the world's wealth

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Don't be a coward

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Snap me out of existence, Bee, I want off this planet

undone moat
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for some reason I read "but you get half life 2"

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and I just went 'oh hell ye'

icy cloak
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You can get that too

undone moat
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brb creating a resonance cascade

dusty magnet
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We have a lot of cool shit guys

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Swords

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:D

icy cloak
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Real swords?

dusty magnet
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Yep!

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$1700^

undone moat
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I remember I bought a master sword model at one point, the blade was suprisingly sharp

mint spear
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I like to think Bee's boss is watching on cam and wondering why the fuck he's walking around taking photo's of shit.

undone moat
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I have no idea what happened to it

dusty magnet
mint spear
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I have a shitty quality samurai sword that used to hang on my wall.

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Just to fill a space.

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GF made me take it down in case one of my children stab themselves with it.

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Which tbh, they are stupid enough to do so.

magic cloak
icy cloak
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Bee, what are you wearing in the picture of the gauntlet, because my brain keeps telling me it's too-small-overalls

undone moat
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they're gonna commit sepuku

ripe jackal
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uwu

dusty magnet
undone moat
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is it sepuku, seppuku or sepukku?

icy cloak
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apron

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thank

dusty magnet
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Pretzels aren't ready yet :(

mint spear
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๐Ÿ˜ฆ

undone moat
dusty magnet
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AH

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It scared me

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Only thing I don't like about this job is that I work 11 hours shifts giga

undone moat
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I don't mind 11 hour shifts

dusty magnet
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Standing the whole time...

undone moat
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... nearly said 11 hour shits tbh

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o

icy cloak
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"sometimes I close my eyes when I sneeze"

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11 hours on your tiny feet

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I am sorry

dusty magnet
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Eh it's not terrible I have boots made for standing long periods of time in

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It definitely helps

undone moat
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my legs are thick

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I have fuckin tree trunks for legs

dusty magnet
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Thicc lega

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Legs

mint spear
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same tbh

undone moat
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fuck it

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I'm thick everywhere, moreso now than ever

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I've gained so much weight recently ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

mint spear
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THICC gang ๐Ÿ™Œ

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I did +7lbs over Xmas.

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Honestly, I expected it to be more with the amount I have eaten.

undone moat
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I feel like I've been eating less but gaining more

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I don't get it

icy cloak
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liquid

dusty magnet
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Definitely liquid.

undone moat
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so I need to expunge liquids

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time to eat sponges I guess

dusty magnet
mint spear
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Sponges are filled with air too so that'll make you lighter.

icy cloak
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Hex is a damn genius

dusty magnet
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GOOD point!

icy cloak
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Just eat a balloon

mint spear
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๐Ÿ‘Œ

undone moat
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somebody get harvard on the line

dusty magnet
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linr

mint spear
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linr

icy cloak
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linr

dusty magnet
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Why don't we say meeth instead of mouths?

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We don't say tooths...

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We say teeth

icy cloak
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we say tooth

mint spear
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๐Ÿ˜‚

icy cloak
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Meeth is a place

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can't be a plural as well

mint spear
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That is a very GOOD point.

undone moat
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meth

mint spear
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No thanks, it rots my teeth.

undone moat
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๐Ÿ’ค

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I just got like

sterile tartan
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I GOT IT

undone moat
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really fuckin tired all of a sudden

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also congrats!

icy cloak
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whats the drug literally destroys the septum of the nose

mint spear
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๐ŸŽŠ ๐ŸŽŠ ๐ŸŽŠ CONGRATULATIONS ๐ŸŽŠ ๐ŸŽŠ ๐ŸŽŠ

icy cloak
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I forgot

undone moat
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cocaine?

icy cloak
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Oh yeah Congrats

undone moat
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destroy my septum

icy cloak
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Thanks computerman

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No thanks computerman

mint spear
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Destroy my rectum ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

sterile tartan
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Gonna get coffee now

mint spear
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You deserve it!

undone moat
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destroy my rectum

dusty magnet
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Yay spirit!!!!

icy cloak
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"Destroy my rectum, you deserve it"

dusty magnet
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What's the job for?

undone moat
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A

icy cloak
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money probably

dusty magnet
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Pls do not destroy my rectum

undone moat
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destroy mine instead

mint spear
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๐Ÿ˜Œ

icy cloak
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I need a haircut

storm ocean
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I'll destroy everyone's rectum

undone moat
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I need a haircut

icy cloak
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stop it

undone moat
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2

icy cloak
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2 hair cut

dusty magnet
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I need a pretzek

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Well actually

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Pretzel bites preferably

icy cloak
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pretzek

dusty magnet
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Pretzheck

undone moat
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I need a hug tbh

icy cloak
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okay

dusty magnet
undone moat
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and a blowjob

icy cloak
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nokay

dusty magnet
undone moat
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not really

mint spear
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Puts on his lipstick

icy cloak
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free hugs, come and get em

undone moat
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hex nO

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I LIED AAAAA

mint spear
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OH GOD PLZ

dusty magnet
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Hex you madlad

mint spear
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I got bought an Amazon Echo Dot and I don't want to use it.

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use it

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Person who bought it is super offended I am not using it.

ripe jackal
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lmao

dusty magnet
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Anyone watch this?

undone moat
icy cloak
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share

undone moat
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ok

icy cloak
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with me, preferably

undone moat
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aight

sterile tartan
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@dusty magnet cashier at a university book store

magic cloak
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I haven't had gum since 7th grade lmao

sterile tartan
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It's temporary with the chance of not being that

dusty magnet
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Ooh cool!

undone moat
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I hate mint gum tbh

dusty magnet
undone moat
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I chew gum out of habit now

mint spear
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Wait, paid to work and free pretzels?

dusty magnet
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Well

mint spear
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Excuse me but sign me the fuck up.

dusty magnet
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Not free

magic cloak
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Do they taste good

dusty magnet
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YES

mint spear
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๐Ÿ˜ฉ

dusty magnet
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They're covered in Cinnamon sugar

icy cloak
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I'm hungry now

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thanks

undone moat
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hey, you can always help me diagnose networking equipment while bees and spiders are swarming around your face

dusty magnet
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Np!

sterile tartan
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After 30 hours I get a discount on everything from books to coffees at the cafe

icy cloak
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coffee yes

undone moat
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this is where I'd like to note: bees aren't all that bad tbh

icy cloak
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Bees are great

undone moat
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just don't kill one.

icy cloak
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@dusty magnet

dusty magnet
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Computermen aren't that bad either tbh

sterile tartan
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Too bad I dont have the discount yet

dusty magnet
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Is that starbucks

undone moat
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I don't remember how but if you kill one by accident they start going apeshit

icy cloak
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isn't it kinda cold for a.. cold drink

sterile tartan
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It is

dusty magnet
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Ah

sterile tartan
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It's warm inside

dusty magnet
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Is it Barnes and Noble then?

icy cloak
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chapters

sterile tartan
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It is haha

icy cloak
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ah

undone moat
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it's clearly

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a store

dusty magnet
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Knew it

sterile tartan
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Damn you, patterns!

dusty magnet
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99% of the time they've got a Starbucks in them lol

sterile tartan
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Yeah

undone moat
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I get to fucking smash this laptop with a hammer. computerface

sterile tartan
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Hah

icy cloak
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i feel sad and I don't know why help

sterile tartan
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Cold drink cuz I don't like hot drinks from Starbucks typically

dusty magnet
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Listen to Mylo Xyloto!

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(album not the song)

icy cloak
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okay!

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Very first song I hear is very happy and nice

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๐Ÿ‘Œ

dusty magnet
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It's one of my fav albums ever

sterile tartan
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I'm probably gonna get sick off this drink
Should have gotten a smaller one

jaunty copper
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sugarrrrrrush

sterile tartan
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My throat is confused by the cold
It thought I was choking

icy cloak
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breathing switched to manual mode

sterile tartan
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Switched it back to automatic, all is good

dusty magnet
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Auto breathing disabled. Please re-engage

sterile tartan
undone moat
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I hate the weather today

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I want it to start fucking pouring down with rain

icy cloak
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Yes, yes, that's good

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rain is very nice

sterile tartan
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I'm a little worried I won't remember where everything is in the store blobtilt

icy cloak
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but do you know whats better

sterile tartan
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Even after training

icy cloak
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S n o w

dusty magnet
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S N O W

sterile tartan
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It's been snowing here all day so far

rigid marlin
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W h i t e s n o w

dusty magnet
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Yellow snow

rigid marlin
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why not

sterile tartan
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Blue snow

dusty magnet
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Spirit I'm jealous I'm coming to WA

icy cloak
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brown and muddy snow

sterile tartan
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Go for it

rigid marlin
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bloody red snow

icy cloak
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it's not snowing rn but it's supposed to

dusty magnet
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No not bloody red snow

rigid marlin
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okay

icy cloak
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but it's

sterile tartan
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Cherry red snow

rigid marlin
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so green snow

icy cloak
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FUCKING CO LD

rigid marlin
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๐Ÿ˜‚

icy cloak
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No one's going outside today

sterile tartan
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Blood looks super gross on snow btw

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It's an off-color red orange and all weird

undone moat
icy cloak
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trug

sterile tartan
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Trug

undone moat
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big dirty

mint spear
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Weather is: -40
Weather feels: -40

dusty magnet
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Tfw Antivirus detects itself as a virus and tries to delete itself, crashing the system

mint spear
icy cloak
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no windchill

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which is nice but also

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wtf

sterile tartan
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I had two antiviruses once
They disabled each other

mint spear
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It's pleasantly mild in the UK right now tbh

icy cloak
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is it raining

mint spear
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No but it was

icy cloak
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cuz I want rain or snow or SOMETHING

undone moat
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Windows defender tries to fight other antiviruses and I fucking hate it dude

sterile tartan
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It's raining in Australia

mint spear
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I want snow ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

undone moat
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I bless the rains down in ass

sterile tartan
icy cloak
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nothing that a hundred men or more could ever

mint spear
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poo

icy cloak
sterile tartan
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It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from ass

undone moat
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I'll bitter your cold

icy cloak
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is that a threat or a consolation

undone moat
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yes

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Be happy, or else.

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ominously threatening positivity is best positivity

icy cloak
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honestly I can feel it working already

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fear of unhappiness

dusty magnet
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Wait it's raining in AUS?

sterile tartan
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Yeah

rigid marlin
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that a good thing

mint spear
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Yes but it's going to make zero difference.

rigid marlin
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that true

sterile tartan
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Tell that to the celebrating firefighters in the torrential downpowr

mint spear
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Heat is expected to rise by end of week and fuel the fires further. Two fires about to merge and become unstoppable.

dusty magnet
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Realizes Australia is nearly the size of the US so raining in aus is like saying it's raining in the US

rigid marlin
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am i the only one with no roles here?

sterile tartan
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It's giving the firefighters a little bit of hope

No

rigid marlin
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in this conversation

sterile tartan
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Anyone under level 10 doesn't have one
Oh
Maybe

icy cloak
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"roles mean nothing," I repeat to myself as I struggle to prove my own worth by becoming GREEN

sterile tartan
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I'm blue

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dabadee

icy cloak
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congrats

sterile tartan
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WotD: Hanker

have a strong, persistent desire

clever vessel
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Hanker for wanker

sterile tartan
icy cloak
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why do y'all always ruin stuff like this

undone moat
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us red folks have been here for ages

clever vessel
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Peach

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No salmon

icy cloak
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black=baby-->green-blue= adolescent--> red/peach/salmon= holy omnipresent elders

clever vessel
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Ah

sterile tartan
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Idk when I joined

icy cloak
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no one ever joins, they are called

clever vessel
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Yeah

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I entered a dark cave a few years back, blanked out, and then woke up as a member of this discord

dusty magnet
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Idk how I even got green

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Soon I will be mint green

mint spear
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LOL

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NO

clever vessel
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HAHA

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YES

mint spear
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^ tbh

dusty magnet
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I just wanna be as cool as hex ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

clever vessel
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Pun intended?

mint spear
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Hahaha

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I don't get it.

clever vessel
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Hwehwe

dusty magnet
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I don't get it either...

clever vessel
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Cool

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Mint

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Breezy feelz

mint spear
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OH OK

clever vessel
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Haha yes!

mint spear
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That's actually a good pun

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So good I missed it.

clever vessel
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Thanks!

icy cloak
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I need to get off the computer and go take a walk or something

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bye bye

clever vessel
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Walk good

dusty magnet
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Guys walks in to store
Me: "How you doing today sir?"
Guy: "I feel like shit."
Me: giga

clever vessel
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Later

mint spear
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Please take care of your self Lakitu.

clever vessel
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Honestly kudos to the guy who actually tells the truth when asked that

icy cloak
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@ hex lol dude I'm trying so hard and life just doesn;t want to help blobimfine

dusty magnet
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Okay true

clever vessel
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But it is hard to deal with that

dusty magnet
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We here for you Lak โค๏ธ

mint spear
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Too real tbh

sterile tartan
mint spear
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Sorting hat, holy shit.

clever vessel
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I thought that was a cat

mint spear
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Sorting cat

dusty magnet
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Thank you cat for sorting things kut

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Out

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OH

rigid marlin
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a sorting chat

dusty magnet
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@wooden notch You don't work with the Mtech knives company do you?

wooden notch
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@latent yarrow Just 1 more year ;)

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@dusty magnet No?

dusty magnet
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Ah okay nvm

wooden notch
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Also hi Bee

dusty magnet
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Hi!!

wooden notch
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Happy new year

clever vessel
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Thanks

dusty magnet
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Happy New decade!

mint spear
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Happy New Monday!

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brb

wooden notch
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Thx Hex, happy new minute you too!

clever vessel
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Ok

clever vessel
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Want more Harry Potter books

sterile tartan
clever vessel
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They got it all

sterile tartan
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Big hardcover books that are illustrated

clever vessel
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Neato

sterile tartan
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Wands

clever vessel
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Some pretty illustrations

sterile tartan
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Yeah

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Bored now. Meh

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Time to watch tv in the student union area

dusty magnet
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I've done $40 in sales today since opening!!

sterile tartan
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Nice!

dusty magnet
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(that's super low pls someone kill me)

sterile tartan
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Ohhhhh gosh
There's pool tables
blop

dusty magnet
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What where

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I love pool

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I wanna playyy

sterile tartan
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Come to Washington
I have no one to play with

dusty magnet
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Omw

sterile tartan
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Cool sys

dusty magnet
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Ooh yeah they're opening a bowling alley/arcade/billiards/family fun center place right next to the place I work

mint spear
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life is hard. Nachos are too. But Nachos taste better. Choose Nachos

dusty magnet
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I'm so excited

sterile tartan
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Aaaaa

mint spear
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Aaaaa

sterile tartan
mint spear
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goog mormon off-topic

dusty magnet
mint spear
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lol

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thanks bee

dusty magnet
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Thank you for your words of wisdom

mint spear
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yes

ripe jackal
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life is hard. Nachos are too. But Kev taste better. Choose Kev

mint spear
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I get to be about average intelligence when I consume 2.5 megatons of cheese

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@ripe jackal VORE

ripe jackal
dusty magnet
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Vote kev

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Oh

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Well okay

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I vote for Kev!

mint spear
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I vote for voting

sterile tartan
ripe jackal
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they vote for me kindaquirkydo

mint spear
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to vote for a vote voting voter vote vote

ripe jackal
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vore vote me

mint spear
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perhaps I should cut back on the parmesan

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nah

sterile tartan
mint spear
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cheese makes the world go round

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if there weren't cheese the world would be flat

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true story

ripe jackal
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the earth isnt real

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idiot

dusty magnet
mint spear
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you aren't real

sterile tartan
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I'm not real

mint spear
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Kev you should ask for a vore role

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I got my Nacho role

sterile tartan
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Gross

mint spear
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you could get a vore role

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doth thou meaneth that mine nacho role is gross?

ripe jackal
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hand me the vore role

mint spear
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I will fighteth thou

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HAVE AT THEE

dusty magnet
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I'm genuinely shocked that nacho got a nacho role

undone moat
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piss time

mint spear
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hyah

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@dusty magnet same tbh

sterile tartan
gaunt reef
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Winning internet points by hating yourself

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How do I get in this business

sterile tartan
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Magic

dusty magnet
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I wonder how much of my own skin I've consumed

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Y'know what

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Maybe I'd rather not know

mint spear
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The upper estimate of skin shed per day is 1.5 pounds a year, and the average life span is 70 yearsโ€”so, first multiply those two numbers Assuming we ingest 1% of these cellsโ€”especially when eating or preparing foodโ€”and assuming we spend 3 hours per day preparing and/or eating food, the number we end up with is 0.13 pounds consumed over oneโ€™s lifetimeโ€”1.5 pb/yr x 70 yr x 1% x 3/24. Youโ€™d have to really make an effort to ingest significant amounts of human flesh.

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I shed cheese instead of skin

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naturally I eat it too

sterile tartan
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Well yeah

dusty magnet
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Okay but that doesn't factor in things such as biting hangnails, biting your lips, stuff like that

mint spear
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I vore my hangnails

dusty magnet
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Exactly

mint spear
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vore food

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not people

sterile tartan
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True
I chew on the inside of my lips a lot

dusty magnet
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Me too

sterile tartan
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Cheeks too sometimes

ripe jackal
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VORE

sterile tartan
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Autovoreism

ripe jackal
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NICE

dusty magnet
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NICE

mint spear
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I chew my fingers

dusty magnet
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They make a great snack

mint spear
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It's weirdly relaxing until I chew them too much and they hurt for a couple days.

dusty magnet
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Hexa fingers I mean, not mine.

ripe jackal
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ill chew your fingers

dusty magnet
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Hexs*

mint spear
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You're welcome to ๐Ÿคท

sterile tartan
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Chew my fingers

mint spear
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๐Ÿ˜ฉ

clever vessel
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Toes

sterile tartan
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๐Ÿ˜ฉ

dusty magnet
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Did you know it takes about the same force as biting a baby carrot to bite your finger off

mint spear
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Hang on

sterile tartan
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Sort of

mint spear
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What

ripe jackal
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my bones

sterile tartan
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If you don't take into account your mind not letting you, and the fact that it isn't entirely true

clever vessel
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Imagine if all our toes were the size of peas

ripe jackal
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wow

dusty magnet
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Right your brain says no

mint spear
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Like holding your breath for as long as you can.

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Brain says nope, breathe you fool.

sterile tartan
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That's also if you didn't have cartilage and stuff

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Tendons and whatnot

mint spear
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I don;t have them

dusty magnet
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They're chewy

mint spear
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I'm STD free

dusty magnet
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Oh good!!

sterile tartan
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Super Tough Digits

mint spear
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lmao

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Nice!

dusty magnet
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My friend hooked up with a bunch of people off of tinder this summer and ended up with a bunch of STDs lmao

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He big dumb.

sterile tartan
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Oof

ripe jackal
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wow

mint spear
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What an idiot

dusty magnet
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Right?

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Nothing untreatable but still

sterile tartan
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There was a guy in college who got gonorrhea from some chick and any time people passed him in the halls they clapped

mint spear
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rofl

sterile tartan
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Bwehehe

mint spear
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That's brilliant

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Hex fingers in cheese dip

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๐Ÿ˜‹

ripe jackal
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mm

mint spear
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๐Ÿ˜Œ

sterile tartan
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Tasty

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

dusty magnet
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This server is so fucked

sterile tartan
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I want someone to play pool with me

clever vessel
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you guys can have em, I will eat burrito

dusty magnet
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Y'all are so weird

sterile tartan
dusty magnet
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I yam weird too tho so it's okay

clever vessel
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yeah

mint spear
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Says the person 3rd in hierarchy.

clever vessel
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M

dusty magnet
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HECK

sterile tartan
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Aaa

clever vessel
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Samoyed

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Are you with that dog right now????

mint spear
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I hope not, there's laws against that.

clever vessel
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True, too dangerous

sterile tartan
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Too floof

mint spear
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Hiding in the snow, waiting for its next victim.

clever vessel
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There

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Will

dusty magnet
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Guys

clever vessel
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Be

dusty magnet
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It IS snow

clever vessel
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Blood

dusty magnet
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Look closer

sterile tartan
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The pool cues are locked up somewhere

dusty magnet
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WAIT

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It's not snow

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It is dog

clever vessel
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Gonna attac

sterile tartan
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Awwwwwww maaaaaan

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Have to be a student to use the tables

clever vessel
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Disguise time

sterile tartan
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I need a valid college id to check out a cue and the balls

dusty magnet
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Oh cause it's the union?

peak aspen
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You can check out my cue and the balls ๐Ÿ˜

sterile tartan
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Gonna whack em around

peak aspen
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Oh wait, i actually need valid ID as well

sterile tartan
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I have id

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Just not university id
And ya, in the union

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Someone is carrying around a lil dog in a sweater

undone moat
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HAHA

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IT IS LAPTOP TIME

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ONCE AGAIN

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NOW I CAN TYPE PROPERLY

sterile tartan
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YAY

dusty magnet
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Typing time

undone moat
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

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he

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life is hard BUT I AM HARDER

peak aspen
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Debatable

undone moat
dusty magnet
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Tbh sometimes I get really anxious for no reason

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Why do I do that?

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Hmm

mint spear
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Caffeine more than likely.

dusty magnet
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Oh maybe

mint spear
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I personally enjoy the feeling but I'm fucking weird.

peak aspen
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This just in Hex is a Masochist who likes to be on edge

mint spear
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๐Ÿ’ช

undone moat
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edging

peak aspen
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N O

mint spear
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Edge until you ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ

peak aspen
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Day 6 of Edging until World War 3 starts

grizzled onyx
icy cloak
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I have returned from my extremely long walk

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I have breathed air