#off-topic-bond-james-bond
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I needed it as soon as I saw its deformity
so how much control do you think a frog has over its tongue?
Hmm....
like once launched, could they make it swerve, or does a portion of it have the ability to sort of spread out?
imagine how freaky a frog with a net-tongue would be
tongue lashed out, bug thinks it's gotten away, and suddenly the tongue unfurls and catches them
TIHI
Someone dropped $20 at my store
Keeping it in the till until I close in case they come back for it
Good idea
Otherwise, I made $20 extra today!
Nice.
For sure
crazy that people even carry cash anymore ๐
Right?
It's okay to take the cash after I close right? Like Ill have waited and everything
I feel bad ๐
i mean its unlikely the person is ever gonna realize its gone after that
or know where to go find it
i heard a thing that $20 is also now the minimum useful measure of american currency haha
Wym?
like you can't buy much useful under $20
like $1 is mostly useless
5-10 is like snacks and stuff
for example if you eat like a meal outside of fast food you're prolly gonna spend around $20
minimum
sorry that's a tangent ๐
i used to talk to a lot of older people when i had to go to the hospital all the time and they used to always tell me the price of things "back in the day"
just like my dad always likes to tell me about gas being .75c
this was like in the 60s-70s
I'm jealous

... hmmm
one of my fans just stopped pushing air
oh, fan header came loose out of the splitter I was running it from
it's all good now 
orange LEDs best LEDs
sadly can't change the colors of the leds on the 1080ti, would totally do it if I could though
orange is a warmer colour
it is very much a warmer color
I like the idea of the orange sort of representing heat, implying that the pc is running and putting out heat
if I could, I'd set the system to gradually start getting brighter and brighter as the system gets hotter
possibly even turning yellow then white
ive seen a motherboard actually do that naturally before ๐
that was interesting
someone forgot to put spacers in
oof
You can actually set the RGB to change color depending on heat
I have my rig set to turn from blue to white then red
Depends on your components for sure, I use Corsair RAM
you can, aura doesn't allow you to change the colors for that setting
it annoys me to no end
aw
๐ท 

my cats are very happy im hanging out in the living room this weekend haha
I'm sure

||space||
Goodnight friends
gnite!
I just got a spam call
The dude was saying he's calling from the Indian version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire and that I've won a chance to win a lot of prizes if I just give him details
gn space
The Indian version is called Kaun Banega Crorepati
KBC
But that spammer kept saying KGB
Lol
So I told him off saying I won't accept money from you indian russian sympathizers and he was like wat??
Thank you nacho
np
lol
@gaunt reef that's really funny as I get calls from India from a guy called Michael who's calling on behalf of Microsoft as my PC is contacting them informing them I've been hacked.... I just say I'm not ther person they need to speak to and I'll go get them and then put the phone down... when I check 30 minutes later they've decided not to hold ๐
lmao
I tell them "You're calling Pizza Hut how can I help you"
the dragon god of enoshima (via my dad)
They do get closer
they're both quite lovely
they make me feel very loved too since they get upset if i don't hang out with them like this haha
@clever hill if you want to advertise do it via dm
yes but its for a good cause so i guess dont donate to cancer prevention
too late beany it's already in the "deleted massages channel"
ik we all know
Rule 3: No Self-Promotion
No linking to personal discords or blatant self-promotion. If the only reason you came here is to advertise then please refrain from doing so. No misleading or clickbait links.
yes i was reading that
so i don't break them
btw can i ask someone to delete my warning?
or it's "early ban evading"?
you can delete your own messages
i don't know what you're referring to.
i did already
Nyxara did tbh
and i apologized to him
and you too
can i like do anything pay something in real life or in game
btw can i ask someone to delete my warning? - warnings never get removed.
;-;
anything? uwu
its dope i already screenshoted so i don't lose it in this mess
but for me i have to deal with my thing first
its very cool i give you that
@mint spear not those two. It was the 3 after that
One in #discord-server-feedback, one in #401847751249362945, and the one I posted in #no-mans-art
these are old
i deleted them today
i swear
man it was an old joke and got warned for it
You also know I can see the times, right?
omg....
It isn't my business, but you should just let it go
@silver mantle Feel free to show him the three messages. I've got a call to take
i don't want to get banned man @night bobcat
But you are working towards exactly that by arguing with admins about something they already ruled on
not including the two at the top
its not unfair, its not a joke
best not to
can i just explain why i was arguing
ok sorry
carry on
left for personal reasons
ah ok thanks, she invited me to her server but she just dissapeared with her server.

I was at my university campus today just chilling on the benches and man was today a good day, the sky was dark with clouds and wind was blowing and my god was it peaceful. The whole uni was empty cause people on holidays until next week and man I've never felt so relaxed in my entire life. 10/10 will sit in mildly cold weather again.
It was so serene
That sounds amazing.
It was, I then went for a long walk along side the beach(which is like 30 minutes away from my uni) and then walked the entire parameter of the beach and I'll be honest it's eerie seeing the beaches empty but also relaxing.
whatever it was he was so confused when he got there
@storm ocean I did the same when I was stationed in Biloxi, MS. About 3 blocks from the beach and I'd take regular night walks along the beach and pier. Serene couldn't fully describe it
It's really weirdly relaxing
The wind blowing in from the ocean has this smell that's hard to describe but it smells good and it just makes the whole experience super hard to describe
I'm going to do this daily tbh
Well until it summer starts
Serene is definitely the word for it
That is why people buy beach front property and its also expensive
2 bad the only thing i find relaxing is a bed
I want to own beach front property now

Guys donate to me so I can buy the property, we'll have a BBQ

Lmao
Good way to put it
But if a coroner actually said "time to tear it apart" I would be scared for my life
I've seen autopsies and I've fainted everytime
Especially when they crack the skull
blrgh
Even the sound of the hammer is nauseous
tink tink crunch
rip
Still have two and a half hours until the former
Latter seems to be getting more dense so that isn't stopping any time soon
I once dressed up as a girl to seduce interviewers unfortunately they could see right through my disguise
literally
should've worn pants
hOh


Hot
I can't even use guest Wi-Fi at the University without a login
It be like that sometimes
Ah well. Only have like an hour and a half to kill before my interview and my data resets in a few days
I have 2.3GB left anyway haha
Wait No. Rollover
I never have to worry about it because I almost always have like 8GB racked up. Haha. Why do I even worry about it
Gonna look actually, for real, just curious now
Maybe the rollover isnt a thing any more but I still have around 2GB, which is more than enough for three days
A word search game from the same people as my other word game
@dusty magnet Congrats on promotion 
Thank you Lak!!
Of course
Lol I should try to be nicer, Hex has done literally nothing to me
I say, as I put away a file folder titled "Destroying Hex's Career in 6 Easy Steps"

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Starting to get nervous...
oof
Good luck!
laptop is dayed.
looking back at the post codes and it isn't recognizing the integrated graphics
phuck
Man, computers just really hate you don't they
Computers love me, I just get the ones that need healing
sometimes, they're far too gone ๐
I'm 35 mins early to open at work so I'm just gunna sit in the store and play on my phone till I open lol
I'm getting a new post code
... looking at the code on the manufacturer's website, apparently the cpu isn't being registered 
absolutely fucked
@dusty magnet Why are you 35 min early lol ๐
A beauty
Eeeeee
Well I was gunna walk to work but my dad drove past Mee on his way to work so he gave me a ride
Is it your laptop or someone elses?
work's
Good, not your own money, then?
A defective Lakitu?
Lakitu is always defective
Does anyone know any Lakitu mechanics nearby?
That was a good gif I like that gif
Yes
I am defective
Incorrect
I am defective
You are simply lacking Caffeine
ask me a question
What's Hex's most attractive quality
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We are all defective on this blessed day
Literally defective
My immune system thinks my nerve endings are foreign bodies
Oh yeah
My most attractive quality is my feet and they are super ugly.
Spirit did you tell them that they're wrong?
Did you know your immune system doesn't know your eyes exist
I did, Bee
They didn't listen
Fire them
Wow that's rude
If you get your nerve endings removed, you won't feel pain ever agian.
Win win situation
Good idea
That's brilliant
It is
Big brain time
Big pp time
@storm ocean It's January change your username
Bwaha
Why
Santa is watching all year

The university still has mini trees in the book store
o
And this
...Die hard christmas set
Merry Christmas
๐
Chocolate!
So later everyone has to fuck me
Nice
nice
More of you to go around
Hah
๐
Get rekt hex

Oh shut up Bee
Actually I hate this conversation
Same tbh
Thanks
NP
I'm glad I don't participate with valentines day tbh
with... in?
BBL now I killed chat.
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Same tbh
Sorry I was drinking coffee
Please continue
Why don't you participate in Valentine's day? Free chocolates and gifts for everyone
Cause I love my GF and show her I do everyday, not just Valentines day.
Hey, I know a dude that's handing out chocolate in turn for you fucking him.
sounds like a win win deal to me
@mint spear You are nice
u r
Why do you own socks that don't fit
I imagine it's difficult to find socks for Bee sized feet.
bee sock

Bee feet are small or big
Technically correct is my favourite kind of correct.
cechnically torrect
๐
smol bee
DYK: I have a life sized wonder woman statue at my work
I did not know that tbh
my shoe size depends on the shoes I'm wearing
Some lad in 1990s thought we need to make a puppet with antenna and have a sun with a face and the puppet had a tv for a tummy 
Idk why my feet are so small lol cause I'm 6' 2"
most of the time though it's usually like 11 1/2
Computerman's feet are liquid, and take the shape of whatever container holds them
I recently found out I've been wearing shoes one size too small.
Liquid Computerman
Smol Bee is actually Tol bee
new nickname time
Bee
Hex
I am f l u i d
Why is that?
Why is what
Comic book lady
it she
That looks like cara dune than wonder woman
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We have a lot of collectors items
that whole room screams nerd shit
Oh ok, so someone can come and buy that life size model?
And then probably fuck it, cause that's the only reason someone would buy it tbh
It looks like a store house from pawn stars
lol
[he says, surrounded by partially assembled computers]
oh god oh fucc

Dude, what even is this job? It looks fun and awesome.
what happens if thanos gives the earth the middle finger?
It's really fun
That gauntlet is $400 
kfc
Wtg
Wtf*
I can't
But you get half the world's wealth
Don't be a coward
Snap me out of existence, Bee, I want off this planet
You can get that too
brb creating a resonance cascade
Real swords?
I remember I bought a master sword model at one point, the blade was suprisingly sharp
I like to think Bee's boss is watching on cam and wondering why the fuck he's walking around taking photo's of shit.
I have no idea what happened to it
Sting!!
I have a shitty quality samurai sword that used to hang on my wall.
Just to fill a space.
GF made me take it down in case one of my children stab themselves with it.
Which tbh, they are stupid enough to do so.

Bee, what are you wearing in the picture of the gauntlet, because my brain keeps telling me it's too-small-overalls
they're gonna commit sepuku
uwu
Apron
is it sepuku, seppuku or sepukku?
Pretzels aren't ready yet :(
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welcome to the SPIDER'S NEST
AH
It scared me
Only thing I don't like about this job is that I work 11 hours shifts 
I don't mind 11 hour shifts
Standing the whole time...
Eh it's not terrible I have boots made for standing long periods of time in
It definitely helps
same tbh
fuck it
I'm thick everywhere, moreso now than ever
I've gained so much weight recently ๐ฉ
THICC gang ๐
I did +7lbs over Xmas.
Honestly, I expected it to be more with the amount I have eaten.
liquid
Definitely liquid.

Sponges are filled with air too so that'll make you lighter.
Hex is a damn genius
GOOD point!
Just eat a balloon
๐
somebody get harvard on the line
linr
linr
linr
we say tooth
๐
That is a very GOOD point.
meth
No thanks, it rots my teeth.
I GOT IT
whats the drug literally destroys the septum of the nose
๐ ๐ ๐ CONGRATULATIONS ๐ ๐ ๐
I forgot
cocaine?
Oh yeah Congrats
destroy my septum
Destroy my rectum ๐ฉ
Gonna get coffee now
You deserve it!
destroy my rectum
Yay spirit!!!!
"Destroy my rectum, you deserve it"
What's the job for?
A
money probably
Pls do not destroy my rectum
destroy mine instead
๐
I need a haircut
I'll destroy everyone's rectum
I need a haircut
stop it
2
2 hair cut
pretzek
Pretzheck
I need a hug tbh
okay

and a blowjob
nokay

not really
Puts on his lipstick
free hugs, come and get em
OH GOD PLZ
Hex you madlad
I got bought an Amazon Echo Dot and I don't want to use it.
use it
Person who bought it is super offended I am not using it.
lmao
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gumb
share
ok
with me, preferably
aight
@dusty magnet cashier at a university book store
I haven't had gum since 7th grade lmao
It's temporary with the chance of not being that
Ooh cool!
I hate mint gum tbh
Pretzel time!
I chew gum out of habit now
Wait, paid to work and free pretzels?
Well
Excuse me but sign me the fuck up.
Not free
Do they taste good
YES
๐ฉ
They're covered in Cinnamon sugar
hey, you can always help me diagnose networking equipment while bees and spiders are swarming around your face
Np!
After 30 hours I get a discount on everything from books to coffees at the cafe
coffee yes
this is where I'd like to note: bees aren't all that bad tbh
Bees are great
just don't kill one.
@dusty magnet
Computermen aren't that bad either tbh
I rewarded myself with this strawberries and cream thing
Too bad I dont have the discount yet
Is that starbucks
I don't remember how but if you kill one by accident they start going apeshit
isn't it kinda cold for a.. cold drink
It is
Ah
It's warm inside
Is it Barnes and Noble then?
chapters
It is haha
ah
Knew it
Damn you, patterns!
99% of the time they've got a Starbucks in them lol
Yeah
I get to fucking smash this laptop with a hammer. 
Hah
i feel sad and I don't know why help
It's one of my fav albums ever
I'm probably gonna get sick off this drink
Should have gotten a smaller one
sugarrrrrrush
My throat is confused by the cold
It thought I was choking
breathing switched to manual mode
Switched it back to automatic, all is good
Auto breathing disabled. Please re-engage

I'm a little worried I won't remember where everything is in the store 
but do you know whats better
Even after training
S n o w
S N O W
It's been snowing here all day so far
W h i t e s n o w
Yellow snow
why not
Blue snow
Spirit I'm jealous I'm coming to WA
brown and muddy snow
Go for it
bloody red snow
it's not snowing rn but it's supposed to
No not bloody red snow
okay
but it's
Cherry red snow
so green snow
FUCKING CO LD
๐
No one's going outside today
trug
trug
Trug
big dirty
Weather is: -40
Weather feels: -40
Tfw Antivirus detects itself as a virus and tries to delete itself, crashing the system

I had two antiviruses once
They disabled each other
It's pleasantly mild in the UK right now tbh
is it raining
No but it was
cuz I want rain or snow or SOMETHING
Windows defender tries to fight other antiviruses and I fucking hate it dude
It's raining in Australia
I want snow ๐ฉ
I bless the rains down in ass

nothing that a hundred men or more could ever
poo
Bitter cold is already here, but thanks
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from ass
I'll bitter your cold
is that a threat or a consolation
Wait it's raining in AUS?
Yeah
that a good thing
Yes but it's going to make zero difference.
that true
Tell that to the celebrating firefighters in the torrential downpowr
Heat is expected to rise by end of week and fuel the fires further. Two fires about to merge and become unstoppable.
Realizes Australia is nearly the size of the US so raining in aus is like saying it's raining in the US
am i the only one with no roles here?
It's giving the firefighters a little bit of hope
No
in this conversation
Anyone under level 10 doesn't have one
Oh
Maybe
"roles mean nothing," I repeat to myself as I struggle to prove my own worth by becoming GREEN
congrats
WotD: Hanker
have a strong, persistent desire
Hanker for wanker

why do y'all always ruin stuff like this
us red folks have been here for ages
black=baby-->green-blue= adolescent--> red/peach/salmon= holy omnipresent elders
Ah
Idk when I joined
no one ever joins, they are called
Yeah
I entered a dark cave a few years back, blanked out, and then woke up as a member of this discord
^ tbh
I just wanna be as cool as hex ๐ฉ
Pun intended?
Hwehwe
I don't get it either...
OH OK
Haha yes!
Thanks!
Walk good
Guys walks in to store
Me: "How you doing today sir?"
Guy: "I feel like shit."
Me: 
Later
Please take care of your self Lakitu.
Honestly kudos to the guy who actually tells the truth when asked that
@ hex lol dude I'm trying so hard and life just doesn;t want to help 
Okay true
But it is hard to deal with that
We here for you Lak โค๏ธ
Too real tbh
Sorting hat, holy shit.
I thought that was a cat
Sorting cat
a sorting chat
@wooden notch You don't work with the Mtech knives company do you?
Ah okay nvm
Also hi Bee
Hi!!
Happy new year
Thanks
Happy New decade!
Thx Hex, happy new minute you too!
Ok
Want more Harry Potter books
They got it all
Big hardcover books that are illustrated
Neato
Some pretty illustrations
I've done $40 in sales today since opening!!
Nice!
(that's super low pls someone kill me)
Ohhhhh gosh
There's pool tables

Come to Washington
I have no one to play with
Omw
Cool sys
Ooh yeah they're opening a bowling alley/arcade/billiards/family fun center place right next to the place I work
life is hard. Nachos are too. But Nachos taste better. Choose Nachos
I'm so excited
Aaaaa

goog mormon off-topic
Thank you for your words of wisdom
yes
life is hard. Nachos are too. But Kev taste better. Choose Kev
I get to be about average intelligence when I consume 2.5 megatons of cheese
@ripe jackal VORE

I vote for voting

they vote for me 
to vote for a vote voting voter vote vote
vore vote me

cheese makes the world go round
if there weren't cheese the world would be flat
true story
@wooden notch This is why I asked earlier lol. We sell a ton of knives made by a company called Mtech.
you aren't real
I'm not real
Gross
hand me the vore role
I'm genuinely shocked that nacho got a nacho role
piss time

Magic
I wonder how much of my own skin I've consumed
Y'know what
Maybe I'd rather not know
The upper estimate of skin shed per day is 1.5 pounds a year, and the average life span is 70 yearsโso, first multiply those two numbers Assuming we ingest 1% of these cellsโespecially when eating or preparing foodโand assuming we spend 3 hours per day preparing and/or eating food, the number we end up with is 0.13 pounds consumed over oneโs lifetimeโ1.5 pb/yr x 70 yr x 1% x 3/24. Youโd have to really make an effort to ingest significant amounts of human flesh.
I shed cheese instead of skin
naturally I eat it too
Well yeah
Okay but that doesn't factor in things such as biting hangnails, biting your lips, stuff like that
I vore my hangnails
Exactly
True
I chew on the inside of my lips a lot
Me too
Cheeks too sometimes
VORE
Autovoreism
NICE
NICE
I chew my fingers
They make a great snack
It's weirdly relaxing until I chew them too much and they hurt for a couple days.
Hexa fingers I mean, not mine.
ill chew your fingers
Hexs*
You're welcome to ๐คท
Chew my fingers
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Toes
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Did you know it takes about the same force as biting a baby carrot to bite your finger off
Hang on
Sort of
What
my bones
If you don't take into account your mind not letting you, and the fact that it isn't entirely true
Imagine if all our toes were the size of peas
wow
Right your brain says no
I don;t have them
They're chewy
I'm STD free
Oh good!!
Super Tough Digits
My friend hooked up with a bunch of people off of tinder this summer and ended up with a bunch of STDs lmao
He big dumb.
Oof
wow
What an idiot
There was a guy in college who got gonorrhea from some chick and any time people passed him in the halls they clapped
rofl
Bwehehe
mm
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This server is so fucked
I want someone to play pool with me
you guys can have em, I will eat burrito
Y'all are so weird

I yam weird too tho so it's okay
yeah
Says the person 3rd in hierarchy.
M
Aaa
I hope not, there's laws against that.
True, too dangerous
Too floof
Hiding in the snow, waiting for its next victim.
Guys
Be
It IS snow
Blood
Look closer
Gonna attac
I need a valid college id to check out a cue and the balls
Oh cause it's the union?
You can check out my cue and the balls ๐
Gonna whack em around
Oh wait, i actually need valid ID as well
I have id
Just not university id
And ya, in the union
Someone is carrying around a lil dog in a sweater
YAY
Typing time
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
he
life is hard BUT I AM HARDER
Debatable

Caffeine more than likely.
Oh maybe
I personally enjoy the feeling but I'm fucking weird.
This just in Hex is a Masochist who likes to be on edge
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edging
N O
Edge until you ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
Day 6 of Edging until World War 3 starts






