#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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clever vessel
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It's too small I give it 2 outa 5

sterile tartan
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It hasn't even grown into the S

lost shore
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It's just an ittle.

sterile tartan
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Green apple skittles taste like stinkbug for a second before green apple

lost shore
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Do I want to know how you know what a stinkbug tastes like?

sterile tartan
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When you can kinda taste a smell

lost shore
gaunt reef
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if I slap on salami pieces on an omelette while it's cooking, will it stick?

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more importantly will it be good

lost shore
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I'd guess as long as it has some time to heat up in the omelette, it should be alright?

gaunt reef
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I will thaw it in the microwave first just to be safe

silver mantle
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////////\

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say hi to apollo 😠

lost shore
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@sterile tartan BTW - I love when a book starts with "Let's start with the end of the world, why don't we?"

gaunt reef
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who

lost shore
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Hello, Apollo.

silver mantle
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my cat

sterile tartan
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Ehehe

gaunt reef
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wow hello there

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say goodnight to Bullet

silver mantle
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theyre so offended that i wont get up

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night

gaunt reef
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opposite here

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as in, my dog gets offended if I wake him up

sterile tartan
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Night Aethena

silver mantle
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i was saying night to bullet lol

gaunt reef
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but knowing him he would rather not piss and poop for days instead of getting up

sterile tartan
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Oh

gaunt reef
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lmao blob shrug

silver mantle
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its gonna be hard to sleep with apollo snffing my face

gaunt reef
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tingly

mint spear
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Ugh whats POPPIN

sterile tartan
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Baby. Skittles

silver mantle
sterile tartan
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Baby!

arctic eagle
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LOOK AT WHITE

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Holy shit so white

silver mantle
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he finally settled down

sterile tartan
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The Baby skittle was an entire tiny skittle aa

arctic eagle
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You ate it???

sterile tartan
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Soul dared me to

silver mantle
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pretty sure the centers just get rolled in the candy coating as part of the process so it makes sense

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i used to watch a lot of How It's Made blobblush

arctic eagle
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Same

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Not enough for it to stick though

silver mantle
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i remember every fact I am ever exposed to

silent wagon
silver mantle
undone moat
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my computer makes my room H O T

sterile tartan
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Damn

arctic eagle
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I can do that too

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For a price

undone moat
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I don't even have to pay you for you to do it

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you just exist

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and my room combusts

silver mantle
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my computer also keeps my room at a comfortable temp

undone moat
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mine doesn't

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loel

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damnit texas get cold again

silver mantle
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yeah its been cold here

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which is also what my cats are prolly complaining about

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i like how Shadow popped in for like 20 seconds and meowed really loud like "IM ALSO HERE"

undone moat
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ah wait, lemme convert

silver mantle
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perfect weather

undone moat
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silent hill weather

sterile tartan
silver mantle
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at least i don't have to feel guilty calling in today since im gonna sound like death haha

sterile tartan
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True

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And also, air stagnation

silver mantle
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air stagnation and temp inversions are really bad for air samples with Radon

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they alarm the friskers

sterile tartan
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Those both describe here right now

silver mantle
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might be breathing in Radon 😛

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nah it collects mostly in poorly ventilated spaces

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🤓

sterile tartan
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Oh, it's mostly country and trees here haha

silver mantle
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many mountains?

sterile tartan
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Not super close

silver mantle
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thats where it usually comes from, cuz of the granite and such

sterile tartan
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Ah

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I bet the valley like 40 minutes away isn't doing well

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Not that they ever are, they have a paper mill

silver mantle
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Puget Sound is like in that perfect "bowl" of like all mountains around and water

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paper mill much worse yeah haha

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i just hope nobody panics when they get above the limit on their air samples today

undone moat
sterile tartan
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Pff

lost shore
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Damn near perfect.

silver mantle
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at least you use the right site :3

sterile tartan
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Whoa

lost shore
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Always 🙂

sterile tartan
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I just use what's built into my phone

silver mantle
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ive found NOAA is usually more accurate

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specifically for snow here

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my phone app kept saying rain

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rain and below 30

lost shore
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Kills me that we finally had a taste of late fall/early winter.... and tomorrow is back near 75F (23C)

undone moat
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ikr

silver mantle
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damn it just went full winter here i feel like we skipped fall

sterile tartan
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I have fall weather

undone moat
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it went from being as low as 40F here to fucking 85

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thankfully it's gonna go back down

silver mantle
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thats what you get for living in the south

undone moat
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but australia!!!!!!!!!!1111!

silver mantle
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Australia is in the north if you flip the Earth over or when the poles change

lost shore
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@silver mantle 😡

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lol

silver mantle
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Texas is northwest of here if you view it the right way 😛

undone moat
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anyways, my room has reached an unbearable temperature

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time to take off all my clothes and

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take a shower

silver mantle
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shower def helped me sleep earlier

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woke up with a snot filled nose and everything; grrr being sick is so unglamorous

silent wagon
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32° outside rn

silver mantle
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you're 32 outside

silent wagon
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Damn straight

undone moat
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guys.

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Sometimes, when I'm naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.

silver mantle
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and the other times?

undone moat
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😏

arctic eagle
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Sometimes a guy gotta do guy things

silver mantle
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nvm

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sometimes when im naked it makes the world a brighter place

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mostly because im pale af

undone moat
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So that's why they keep telling me the beacons are lit...

silver mantle
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if i was topless and someone yelled at me "THE BEACONS ARE LIT" i might actually kill them

undone moat
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Blind them first, makes it easy

arctic eagle
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Eat their eyes!!

silver mantle
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😓

arctic eagle
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I'm sorta pale too

sterile tartan
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I'm pale as heck

arctic eagle
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Not so much that people point it out, but enough for me to certainly not be tan

lost shore
undone moat
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That's it, I am fucking done with this no shave november bullshit

silver mantle
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my friend Kyla likes to point out how pale i am all the time

undone moat
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The beard must be tamed

silver mantle
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just cuz she has a natural tan

silent wagon
rare mauve
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Goodnight friends

silver mantle
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omg i was so glad when movember was over on the subs haha

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night spaceman!

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everyone finally got rid of their ridiculous tom sellick moustaches

lost shore
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No shave november is bullshit. I'm gonna trim my beard if I damn well want to.

silver mantle
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im immune from all the no _____ november crap haha

lost shore
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lol

silver mantle
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not that i'd follow it anyway

sterile tartan
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Same

silver mantle
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unless its like no sick november

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that'd be fuckin' great

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still an hour left

undone moat
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I don't even know why I try it tbh

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I always quit within the first week

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This time I quit even earlier because beard

silver mantle
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just seems kinda pointless

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its like new years resolutions

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if you're gonna change yourself you'll do it without a specific day

open bane
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It's just a thing some people do for fun

dusty magnet
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i habe beard

open bane
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No one is doing it to change themselves

silver mantle
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doesn't sound like fun either

open bane
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I'm sure it isn't for some

lost shore
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I'mma go read and pray my phone doesn't ring every 15 fucking minutes.....

dusty magnet
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ring ring

lost shore
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GODDAMNIT BEE

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IT JUST RANG

inland grotto
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Agh.

sterile tartan
undone moat
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hOh

lost shore
inland grotto
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That’s that Pokemon with the baggy skin, right? @sterile tartan

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Oh, two pings in a row, sorry.

sterile tartan
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Aaaaa

Idk tbh, it's Scraggy

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No worries

inland grotto
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Ah.

sterile tartan
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I have the chat open anyway

inland grotto
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Ok.

mint spear
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my face is enough for people to say "THE BEACONS ARE LIT"

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I got the nickname "great white shark" at a pool one time

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it wasn't a compliment on my swimming, that's for sure

sterile tartan
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@lost shore you said you liked the "this is how the world ends" beginning. I like the "again" part especially

lost shore
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Hah. That's right

sterile tartan
undone moat
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there, beard shaved

sterile tartan
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Mine is too

silver mantle
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mine too

sterile tartan
silver mantle
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my hair is currently in electric socket mode

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pretty sure i turned over like 8000 times last night

sterile tartan
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Oh gosh

silent wagon
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I'm not aloud to attempt to grow a beard cuz after day 3 I look like I should be driving the Mystery Machine with Scooby-Doo, lol

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It doesn't help that I can do the Shaggy voice, lol

lost shore
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Zoinks.

silver mantle
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but fred drives the mystery machine 🤓 lionDAE

lost shore
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Nerd

silver mantle
lost shore
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oh please lol

sterile tartan
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@silent wagon allowed*

silver mantle
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i wasn't aloud to watch whose line as a kid but i think its pretty good now

lost shore
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That sentence REALLY hurts me......before you sort of corrected it

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back to iPad

sterile tartan
silver mantle
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i was pretty sure the song title spelled it "aloud"

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but i guess on this video it doesn't

silent wagon
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Lol

silver mantle
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when it started playing my cat ran across the bed

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everyone's a critic

sterile tartan
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Whose line is fuckin great

silent wagon
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1970's Scooby-Doo is best

steep pagoda
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Yeah it is

undone moat
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It's nights like these where I really miss my ceiling fan.

silent wagon
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Exceptions being whichever years had the Hex Girls movie and the one with the aliens that Shaggy and Scoob try to hook up with

steep pagoda
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Yep

silver mantle
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what about UI Shaggy?

silent wagon
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Wot

sterile tartan
steep pagoda
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The one where he gets all brave

silver mantle
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and uses ultra instinct

steep pagoda
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I think it had to do with dinosaurs

silent wagon
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Implying he isn't always

undone moat
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I'd take a selfie but I couldn't be bothered to put a shirt on

sterile tartan
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Then don't

silent wagon
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Computers wear shirts?

sterile tartan
undone moat
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who wears short shorts

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I WEAR SHORT SHORTS

sterile tartan
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Flying purple people eaters

silent wagon
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🎵She wears short shorts I wear t-shirts🎵

silver mantle
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ive worn them before

silent wagon
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Fml

undone moat
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five eyed one horned flying sacks of ALIEN MEAT

silent wagon
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That song does NOT need to be in my head

sterile tartan
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Holy fuck this is a disaster

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I love it

undone moat
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what's a disaster

sterile tartan
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Itsy bitsy

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Teeny weenie

undone moat
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yellow purple peaople eater

sterile tartan
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I like yours better

silent wagon
undone moat
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Wait

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fug

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I had a stroke

steep pagoda
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Oh no

sterile tartan
undone moat
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man, swamps at night sound chill as fuck

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frogs, crickets, the occasional eldritch horror

silver mantle
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pure silence outside here atm

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not my favorite

sterile tartan
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Idk what it sounds like outside right now

undone moat
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I can make sounds if necessary

sterile tartan
silver mantle
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i just have somethin playing on my computer at all times

undone moat
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[attempting to imitate hyena mating noises]

silver mantle
undone moat
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[death metal but fed through a deep learning AI program]

sterile tartan
undone moat
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[banging of pots and pans while singing "All I Want for Christmas is You" at the top of my lungs]

sterile tartan
mint spear
gloomy maple
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wot

sterile tartan
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Oops, stayed up later than I meant to

gloomy maple
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Same

sterile tartan
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I'm gonna go to bed in a minute lol

gloomy maple
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I just got ready for school

sterile tartan
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Ahh

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Time zones are strange

gloomy maple
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Yea ikr

sterile tartan
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It's 12:20am here

gloomy maple
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9:20 an here lol

mint spear
gloomy maple
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Am**

sterile tartan
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Mmmkay

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Good night

mint spear
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Goodnight!

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👋

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It's 5:20pm here.

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Crazy how we all in different timezones

fickle obsidian
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lol yeah

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I'm in yet another different time zone from the rest of you

gloomy maple
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Well there's a lot of time zones so that's not hard

fickle obsidian
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ye

mint spear
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GOOD point

fickle obsidian
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But some servers are really weirdly homogeneous with their demographics

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like some will all be going to sleep at the same time ||together, believe it or not 😳||

mint spear
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MIND blown.

fickle obsidian
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||it's a really big bed for those servers|| 😏

mint spear
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😌

gloomy maple
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👀

mint spear
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I have some fast charge batteries that I've been slow charging at 0.10a, turns out you can't do that with fast charge batteries.

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They went all janky. I am charging them at 1.0a and they are fixing themselves.

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Turns out they need the heat.

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😐

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Internal resistance was showing 999 for the longest time which means they're not outputting a steady voltage.
Internal resistance has now dropped to 409 and still dropping (lower the better)

storm ocean
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Ok boomer

mint spear
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Bk Ooomer

storm ocean
mint spear
night bobcat
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:Hexagonal:

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Thanks clyde

mint spear
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Clyde is an ass

night bobcat
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So smug

clever vessel
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oh clyde

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Shrug my head

silver mantle
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Try the new BK Boomer, 12 patties of flame grilled pure 100% angus BEEF. Eat big, have it your way.™

arctic eagle
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PK BOOMER

gloomy maple
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Ok**

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Nvm

mint spear
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I bet you feel a little silly now huh?

open bane
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silly biscuit

night plaza
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Morning friends 😊

night bobcat
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Good morning

night plaza
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How goes it @night bobcat ?

night bobcat
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I go well, what about you?

night plaza
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Not too bad! Should be a good day, getting a new windshield, so that's a plus.

night bobcat
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Nice

night plaza
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Yeah and hey, it's Wednesday! Halfway there.

night bobcat
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🐪

night plaza
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ayyyeeee

torpid dust
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BIRDS

undone moat
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I go to my youtube channel and what is this cursed shit on my screen

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gloomy maple
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same

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@torpid dust Don't interrupt ze birbs they'll get angery

mint spear
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Hitchcock would be proud

night plaza
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Hooray for birds

clever vessel
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My cock would be proud

mint spear
sterile tartan
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Spoke too soon, I am still sick. Good morning

night bobcat
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Good morning

sterile tartan
queen hull
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top of the mornin to ye laddies

night bobcat
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🍵🏥

sterile tartan
queen hull
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@sterile tartan I need to go to the ER I think

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cause I'm always finna be sick brah 🤘 🙌

mint spear
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Lmao

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FFS

queen hull
sterile tartan
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I need to put my succulent in a bigger pot. Again. It's trying to burst out of it

queen hull
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that sucks 🥁

sterile tartan
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Ha

queen hull
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owo

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I got two diff kinds of ferns and bamboo 👌

sterile tartan
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I haveee

queen hull
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also building a garden from stolen material, seeds aside

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freeeeeeeeegan

sterile tartan
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There's a ball of moss in the fish tank. I cant figure out what else to do with it so it lives there

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queen hull
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oh nice cactus

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i used to have the one on the right

sterile tartan
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Thank you c:

queen hull
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my cats tried to destroy it MANY times

night bobcat
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That's where she stole it from

queen hull
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it was their mortal enemy

sterile tartan
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These are all rescues from the grocery store floral section

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Except the bottom left

queen hull
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i wonder how high sierra plants like peyote or sage would do in the southeast

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uh

sterile tartan
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Those are from a pretty group that was seasonal

queen hull
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not that i take peyote

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its flowers are purty tho

sterile tartan
queen hull
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I have a diefennbaccha too!

night bobcat
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Bless you!

queen hull
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if you brew a tea out of the stalk it can literally kill you

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:3

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violent hallucenations then painful asphyxiation :3

sterile tartan
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That picture sucks

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Hold on

queen hull
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use a low aperature

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it will diminish the glare a bit and give you better resolution in dim light

sterile tartan
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Did you know baby cacti are called pups? Strange but true fact

queen hull
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so cactuses are tiny woofers basically?

sterile tartan
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Yup

queen hull
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oof two hours until class

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last one

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finna get a 90!

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😄

dusty magnet
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@queen hull You got this!

queen hull
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thx brah

sterile tartan
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Wow, the oatmeal I just put near-boiling water in is HOT. Go figure. me at me after burning my tongue

queen hull
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not as hot as me 😏

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🔥

silver mantle
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🤧

night bobcat
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Bless you

silver mantle
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just allergies

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how are you gleam? :3

night bobcat
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Good, what about you?

silver mantle
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almost muted 😶

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its getting better now but i lost my voice earlier haha

night bobcat
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😭

silver mantle
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felt good to rest though

dusty magnet
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banana

silver mantle
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*bananar

mint spear
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**banned

dusty magnet
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.ban VALKYR#5302

silver mantle
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rananab

mint spear
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Bee, I don't think it worked.

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@mint spear

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Nah, it didn't.

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wow

dusty magnet
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damn

mint spear
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rude

dusty magnet
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a shame

mint spear
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I didn't even get to do my good morning dance

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good mornmorn

clever vessel
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good mormon

mint spear
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🅱ok 🅱oomer

clever vessel
silver mantle
mint spear
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why does that guy always look high af

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Cause he's in space which is actually pretty high above the Earth.

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It's not tbh, space is closer to me than London is.

silver mantle
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because his higher functions are operating within normal parameters

mint spear
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oh

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I have so many uses for that gif.

silver mantle
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i have so many gifs from TNG i wish i could find 😠

sterile tartan
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Space is 62 miles away

magic cloak
silver mantle
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turn against the rotation of the Earth; makes it easier to get there

mint spear
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London is around 110miles away from me.

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I can go to space and back in the same time I can travel to London basically.

silver mantle
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yeah just really really bad fuel economy

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but maybe still better than a hummer truck

mint spear
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I laugh when I see Hummer's on the road here.

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They don't fit in the road lane. 👌

silver mantle
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i passed a hummer pulling a trailer and i was like you literally offset my fuel savings for the rest of my life 😐

mint spear
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😐

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lmao

sterile tartan
silver mantle
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otherwise vans are the worst vehicle i think

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like minivans anyway

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cuz the other ones have practical use for businesses and stuff

mint spear
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but where is up?

gloomy maple
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down

mint spear
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is it based on distance from the earth?

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is it north?

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Whilst under the influence of gravity, up is above you.

dusty magnet
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when there is no gravity there is no up

mint spear
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what if the universe orbits earth

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and we're just standing still

silver mantle
mint spear
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biscuit

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you did not just do that

sterile tartan
silver mantle
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i was going to interject but don't worry

mint spear
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YOU CANNOT BEAT ME @gloomy maple

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I WILL ALWAYS HAVE MORE CROWNS

gloomy maple
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BITCH

mint spear
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I AM THE KING

gloomy maple
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Ahaha

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No I'm the king

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Fuck my names too long

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WHAT ARE YOU THE KING OF THEN

mint spear
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I AM THE KING OF OFF-TOPIC

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I can't wait until someone accidentally bans you.

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AND YOU WILL NOT STOP ME

gloomy maple
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hex ban him

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Everyone wants him gone anyway

mint spear
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no ban him

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you love me Hex

gloomy maple
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Im a she

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bitch

mint spear
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hir

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shim

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fuck

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🤦

silver mantle
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weird

mint spear
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oh no

silver mantle
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looks like i have the most crowns :\

mint spear
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wait what

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OH NO

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MY CROWNS

silver mantle
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guess im the best HanShrug

mint spear
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Agreed

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I am king!

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crowns

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You're the king of trash

dusty magnet
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wait i thought i was best

mint spear
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yes

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I am

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I am also the king of stupid

storm ocean
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Hey peeps I had a biochem lab test today and I dropped h2so4 onto my index finger

mint spear
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nobody is as stupid as me

storm ocean
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Now it's red

dusty magnet
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silly birb

gaunt reef
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sulfuric acid, right?

storm ocean
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Ye

dusty magnet
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hey i knew that!

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i feel smart

storm ocean
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Molisch test

mint spear
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Awesome

gaunt reef
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did you apply 🐽 ment?

dusty magnet
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OINKMENT

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HSAHA

storm ocean
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Apparently molisch reagent and h2so4 don't mix well

mint spear
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I thought it was pigment

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._.

gaunt reef
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well, fair

storm ocean
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I applied cold water

mint spear
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to acid?

gaunt reef
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usually doesnt help much

silver mantle
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now im serious

gaunt reef
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Hi serious

storm ocean
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And a dab of naoh solution

mint spear
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oh

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Ok now shit is getting real.

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time to go incognito

gaunt reef
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what did I walk into

silver mantle
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congrats on legendary sohail

gaunt reef
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yay ty

sterile tartan
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These two are gonna be upset when they can't change their nicknames for a while

mint spear
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Hello peopel I have never met before

gaunt reef
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I'm finally part of the club

storm ocean
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Welcome

gaunt reef
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oh that's the "serious" bit

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nice

mint spear
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Abloane made legendary in a single day.

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Bucky is doubting your existence Hex

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If you can't flex that, you ain't shit.

silver mantle
storm ocean
jaunty copper
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poopflex?

gaunt reef
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I rather not flex that

dusty magnet
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wait where did nacho go

mint spear
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what do I have exactly?

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Left I think

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And hope

dusty magnet
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aw

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lame

silver mantle
#

just some motivational stuff

gaunt reef
#

what dragonball series is that

sterile tartan
#

Is it possible to be a mod but have a not-mod color? Just curious

mint spear
#

Hello person that does not know who I am because we have never met before!

silver mantle
#

Dragonball Super technically but the image is from FighterZ

arctic eagle
#

Hewwo evewybody!!

mint spear
#

uh oh

#

stinky

dusty magnet
#

uhhh not that i know of spirit

arctic eagle
#

Is dat ben 10?

dusty magnet
#

hi woop

mint spear
#

😐

#

if "I think therefore I am"

#

then there's no proof that I exist

gaunt reef
#

missed opportunity to nickname them "Notcho"

mint spear
#

because I did not think when I made that statement

#

Also NACHO, Bee is questioning my existence because he isn't sure if I am actually real.

sterile tartan
#

A man is just a biped with no fur or feathers

mint spear
#

And honestly, this day in age with super clever chat bots, I don't blame him.

gaunt reef
#

Hexagonal is real

mint spear
#

A man is a hairless monkey with emotional troubles

#

GOOD point.

clever vessel
#

yeah we're all just birds

mint spear
#

do you ever see a goth monkey?

storm ocean
#

Yes

mint spear
#

I didn't think so

jaunty copper
#

a monkey is a prehistoric man with hair and height challenges

mint spear
#

ok boomer

#

go eat a banana

jaunty copper
#

dragongen z

gaunt reef
#

Bananacho

storm ocean
#

oof

clever vessel
#

WHEN DIS BOOMER MEME GONNA DIE

storm ocean
#

Never hopefully

mint spear
#

Hopefully never

gaunt reef
#

when boomers die

storm ocean
#

It's the perfect response

clever vessel
#

okay we must die then

mint spear
#

It really is

gaunt reef
#

then WE will be the boomers

clever vessel
#

to end it all

storm ocean
#

One day we will be boomers

mint spear
#

it will die

#

Even when we're boomers we'll still be millenials tbh

#

just like the troll face

#

rolf

#

and jajajaja

jaunty copper
#

ralph

mint spear
#

other things like that

gaunt reef
#

I will turn 55 in 2050

sterile tartan
#

Tfw the reason for the term "boomer" has been all but forgotten

storm ocean
#

Impossible

jaunty copper
#

ok schooner

mint spear
#

and the "Like a Boss" meme

clever vessel
#

pewdiepie needs to focus on the boomer meme so it dies faster

mint spear
#

he made an entire vid on it

gaunt reef
#

he did once so far

storm ocean
#

PewDiePie needs to focus on you so you can die sooner

clever vessel
#

oh

mint spear
#

Fuck, I'll be 62 in 2050.

jaunty copper
#

lol

mint spear
#

JFC

#

@storm ocean epic

storm ocean
#

I'll be 50 in 2050

gaunt reef
#

but he couldnt kill the "wait what" gif man meme either

mint spear
#

I'll be 49 in 2050

#

haha boomers

sterile tartan
#

I'll be 54 in 2050

mint spear
#

😩

jaunty copper
#

most boomers should be dead by 2050

mint spear
#

not if the meme lives on

storm ocean
#

I want the bad boomers to die

mint spear
#

oK bOoMeR

storm ocean
#

The good boomers can stay

mint spear
#

then anyone who has an opinion will be a boomer

silent wagon
#

I'll be 55 in 2050, I'll become the boomer

mint spear
#

ok boomer

sterile tartan
#

Oh my god

mint spear
#

Gleam is a nice boomer, he can stay.

jaunty copper
#

@storm ocean u should start "good boomer" memes

storm ocean
#

Yes

mint spear
#

I know and I hate it so much

storm ocean
#

Gleam is best boomer

gaunt reef
#

We use the boomers to destroy the boomers?

storm ocean
#

He can stay

gaunt reef
#

pin

mint spear
#

top ten anime battles

gaunt reef
#

my dog responds to Boomer too

#

it was funny

mint spear
#

ok boomer

silent wagon
clever vessel
#

ROO ROO ROOMER BOOMER I AM A BOOMER

gaunt reef
#

what the fuck why

clever vessel
#

(dog from big mouth)

mint spear
#

Can you fucking not

storm ocean
#

Dude what is that

mint spear
#

oh we're doing cursed shit now?

clever vessel
#

egg loaf

jaunty copper
#

crap loaf

mint spear
storm ocean
#

Why

mint spear
#

here you go

inland grotto
#

Please no.

storm ocean
#

Looks edible

mint spear
#

WTF have you bought here?

#

😐

gaunt reef
#

forbidden snacks time

mint spear
#

Soul started it

jaunty copper
#

oh jayzus

mint spear
#

*cheesus

jaunty copper
#

lmao

mint spear
sterile tartan
gaunt reef
#

??? that's just bread and cheese?

mint spear
#

ok BOOOOOMMEERR!!!

storm ocean
#

Ok boomer

jaunty copper
#

pop tarts

mint spear
jaunty copper
#

and velveeta slices

mint spear
#

yum yum yummy

#

ok nuff now

gaunt reef
#

that's strawberry pulp

mint spear
#

that's salsa you dork

#

That baked bean picture, the guy owes £145 on his TV License.

silver mantle
gaunt reef
#

strawberry salsa

sterile tartan
#

Awwwe

mint spear
#

@mint spear ok sherlock

gaunt reef
#

oh hi qt

sterile tartan
#

They're opposites

mint spear
#

how long did you examine that pic thoi

#

Not long tbh

silver mantle
#

yep!

mint spear
#

Cause it's my pic, I owed £145 on my TV License

gaunt reef
#

I DIDNT SEE THE OTHER CAT

#

lmao

silver mantle
#

Shadow was hoping for treats

dusty magnet
#

tbh im getting pizza for lunch with my mom today and im very excited

mint spear
#

You should be.

gaunt reef
#

meanwhile I skipped dinner today

mint spear
#

PIZZA YOU SAY!?!?!

#

I HAVE AN IMAGE FOR YOU

night bobcat
#

Wait, she is getting me pizza also

dusty magnet
#

I SAID PIZZA

night bobcat
#

Weird

mint spear
#

My Mum is due back to the UK at some point this month. 😩

#

behold

dusty magnet
#

oh gleam youll be there too!!

mint spear
#

gourme pizza

dusty magnet
#

yay!

clever vessel
#

post it note pizza

gaunt reef
#

lmao

mint spear
#

when youre on a no cheese diet

sterile tartan
#

Jasper has decided that he gets treats any time the dog gets his mint bone. After his walk at night

mint spear
#

I wish you'd all stop this shit.

#

it's not shit

night bobcat
#

Same

mint spear
#

it's very bad food

sterile tartan
#

Then the dog thinks he needs treats because Jasper got them

gaunt reef
#

ok sherlock

dusty magnet
#

guys lets overthrow hex

jaunty copper
#

i petition for separate poopost channel to keep OT sane

mint spear
#

ok boomer

#

Can we have more of Aethena's pussy... cats and more dogs plz.

#

PLEASE

silver mantle
#

Shadow begs like 24/7 lately hahaha

mint spear
#

JFC

night bobcat
#

😩

mint spear
#

b
r
u
h

gaunt reef
#

you did that on purpose hex

mint spear
#

I don't want to see these fucking abominations you're posted.

#

I did, yes.

gaunt reef
#

dont beat around the bush

#

its nnn

mint spear
#

Hex loves it

sterile tartan
#

Pfffd
Most dramatic cat

mint spear
#

😏

dusty magnet
#

heh...

mint spear
#

it's why he's complaining so much

clever vessel
#

🍕 🥘

mint spear
#

I lost NNN on Nov 1st so I just carried on losing.

silver mantle
#

i have a plan for Nacho

mint spear
#

you know you love it, you low-poly circle

silver mantle
mint spear
#

EXCUSE ME WTF

sterile tartan
#

Murphy is in the window. Jasper hopped just to put his front paws on the sill

mint spear
#

Fucking circle, GTFO you fucking dorito.

#

incorrect

#

my hair is not blue

#

it's magenta

gaunt reef
#

I cant take that villain seriously

mint spear
#

He looks angerey

#

them eyes of his

arctic eagle
#

uwu du i smel bowomers!?

gaunt reef
#

looks like he hasnt been rendered yet

silent wagon
jaunty copper
#

*angrey

clever vessel
#

corn dog fish

gaunt reef
#

chicken lollipop?

mint spear
#

that's a heart attack in a bathtub

dusty magnet
#

oh my god i want a corndog now

mint spear
#

Corndogs are genuinely something I would love to try.

arctic eagle
#

pwenis pwopsicwes

mint spear
#

delet

dusty magnet
#

SOMEONE BAN WOOP PLS

sterile tartan
#

Tf

gaunt reef
#

wait what are corndogs

silver mantle
#

have you never seen a grey alien before?

dusty magnet
#

oh wait im a mod

arctic eagle
#

where the SHIT did that come from they don't even wook wike dicks

night bobcat
silver mantle
#

he's just a buff grey alien

clever vessel
#

Hex you have to travel to the specific ocean to fish for corndogs

mint spear
#

😩

arctic eagle
#

Buff gway awien wooks wike somewone fwom ben ten

mint spear
#

it's the 8th sea

sterile tartan
#

Theyre basically a hotdog on a stick dipped in corn bread batter and fried

mint spear
#

everyone's been there

night bobcat
#

Don't eat corn dogs, they are bread in captivity

gaunt reef
#

oh I thought a corn cob that was fried

clever vessel
#

WRONG@

mint spear
#

ez to cook, ez to eat
Gusto makes Chinese food
CHINE-ez

silver mantle
#

fuck

gaunt reef
#

I was wondering how you would eat that

silver mantle
#

go now

mint spear
#

food pics there?

silver mantle
mint spear
#

epic

arctic eagle
#

no mans fwy more wike no

mint spear
#

I want that channel

dusty magnet
#

UNARCHIVE PLS

sterile tartan
#

I like breakfast ones
Probably an American thing
Sausage wrapped in pancake

clever vessel
#

yeah guys, let's talk about this in the new music channel

mint spear
#

Which music channel?

#

whenever I go there I listen to all the songs playing at once

#

Oh nice, I didn't know we have a music channel.

#

it's an experience

gaunt reef
#

I keep feeling lazy to make something substantial for breakfast, parents are gone for a week

mint spear
#

dronk molk

#

Just eat something so spectacularly crazy for breakfast.

gaunt reef
#

today I just made a salami sandwich

mint spear
#

Like marshmallows and ice cream.

gaunt reef
#

uh I would prefer being able to live, thanks

mint spear
#

bacon fat and boiled potatoes

clever vessel
#

ok

mint spear
#

liquid lard smoothy

#

I ate ice cream for breakfast once and I was so disgusted with myself.

#

cholestorol crunchies

gaunt reef
#

I'll try to get the motivation to make an omelette tomorrow

silver mantle
#

my dad's gone for 6 months so i actually feel like cooking more cuz he won't just outshine me with every meal 😭

sterile tartan
#

I ate canned peach slices for dinner once

mint spear
#

😦

gaunt reef
#

I dont think I can ever eat something overly sweet as a meal

mint spear
#

I once didn't eat anything for a whole day

#

I wasn't even sick

clever vessel
#

sohail, just put the eggs under your pillow over night and they will become warm, and you can just pop em into your mouth when you wake up.

mint spear
#

^

gaunt reef
#

🤔

mint spear
#

GOOD advice

#

put them in your pockets

#

they warm up faster

#

make sure to remove the shells first though

gaunt reef
#

I move a lot while sleeping so no

sterile tartan
#

Put them in your --

mint spear
#

smh my head

clever vessel
#

butt

dusty magnet
#

fuck i wanna go fishing

mint spear
#

your poo poo place

silver mantle
clever vessel
#

isn't taht a scene from moulan rouge

mint spear
#

Mulan?

dusty magnet
sterile tartan
#

--pot of water

mint spear
#

I don't know, I've only watched a handful of times.

#

I just realize that the gif is literally just someone recording their tv

gaunt reef
#

Anyway

mint spear
#

those are the fucking worst

clever vessel
gaunt reef
clever vessel
#

np

#

yw

dusty magnet
#

DUCK IN A SWING

clever vessel
#

haha

silver mantle
#

@mint spear all you need to know about mulan is make a man out of you

sterile tartan
#

I want a duck

clever vessel
#

but

#

you are a duck

mint spear
#

hjonk

sterile tartan
gaunt reef
#

And owning a duck would be slavery if you're a duck

mint spear
#

can you make a man out of cheese?

sterile tartan
#

But I'm not a duck-

mint spear
#

hush

#

you are duck

gaunt reef
#

I can hear your quacking all the way here

mint spear
#

same

#

if I had ears

clever vessel
#

can confirm

sterile tartan
mint spear
#

btw I have text-to-speech enabled

sterile tartan
mint spear
#

and my volume is on max

#

so anything you say is broadcasted to about 200 people

sterile tartan
clever vessel
#

open thy windows sir

sterile tartan
mint spear
#

🦆

sterile tartan
#

All the emotes I have with "duck"

mint spear
#

🦆
🦆
🦆

sterile tartan
#

And that one

mint spear
#

all three of my duck emotes

clever vessel
#

that duck is a classic

sterile tartan
clever vessel
#

and at this very moment, everyone died and the earth lived happily ever after. the end

dusty magnet
#

The End

silver mantle
sterile tartan
#

This is the way the world ends. Again.

silver mantle
#

there is a caviat the loss of me was still a true tragedy

night bobcat
#

😭💔

mint spear
#

I stubbed my toe

#

it was a sad day

clever vessel
#

hope you feel better soon

#

get ur mum to kiss it, if not, you can

gaunt reef
#

I laughed at a horrible joke

#

I feel bad

#

But I'm also tempted to share it

sterile tartan
#

Hmmm

gaunt reef
#

His comment: "but SoundCloud already exists"

silver mantle
#

i dont get it

sterile tartan
#

I do. It's dumb tho

gaunt reef
#

Joke that a lot of black rappers post on SoundCloud

#

The whole mumble rap phase

silver mantle
#

ok

#

i guess i lack a frame of reference

gaunt reef
#

Understandable have a nice day don't ban me thx

sterile tartan
dusty magnet
#

:( Yeah you could

fickle obsidian
#

lol

sterile tartan
#

Lol

gloomy maple
#

Alright I'm back

clear zephyr
#

Hi back

gloomy maple
#

hi

#

@mint spear where are ur crowns

mint spear
#

who's nacho

sterile tartan
silver mantle
gloomy maple
#

Idk u tell me

mint spear
gloomy maple
#

good movie

#

"he's my brother"
"-adopted"

fickle obsidian
#

what's a movie

gloomy maple
#

u

fickle obsidian
#

me ?

gloomy maple
#

I suppose

fickle obsidian
#

u

dusty magnet
#

guys i just learned something

#

" < these aren't the right quotes to use

#

youre supposed to use: “These quotes“

mint spear
#

oh

dusty magnet
#

oh wait i did it wrong

#

no nvm i didnt

sterile tartan
#

'

#

Did you know if you're using air quotes Or writing as if you are youre supposed to use ' '

#

obnoxiously slurping coffee because the cup is too full

dusty magnet
#

:sipping-coffee-emote:

sterile tartan
dusty magnet
#

yes that one!

sterile tartan
#

I have it twice. Saved it in my own server in case the place I got it shuts down a second time

#

Punny

#

I neeeeeed

#

Damn

dusty magnet
sterile tartan
#

Looking up "Mimikyu drinking coffee" just brings up my mug and similar ones

dusty magnet
#

its on this server now 😄

sterile tartan
#

So now I have three copies of it lmao

dusty magnet
#

haha

sterile tartan
#

Beautiful

#

So I have this Word of the Day app. I've been putting a message with the daily word in another server, would anyone here be interested if I did it here too

dusty magnet
#

yes

#

100%

sterile tartan
#

Alright cool

#

WotD: Monopsony

A situation in a market where there is only one buyer but several sellers

#

vocab

silent wagon
#

Keanu Reeves has a gf and they're adorable together

dusty magnet
#

Im jealous

#

of her

mint spear
#

Monopsony is a cool word, first I have heard it.

dusty magnet
#

youre a cool word hex

silent wagon
#

I'm hella jealous of her

dusty magnet
#

i think i will change my keyboard to rainbow

mint spear
#

I think you fucking will not.

silent wagon
#

Do it

mint spear
#

😩

#

How can you type though when your keyboard lights are dancing?

dusty magnet
#

Rainbow

mint spear
#

👌

dusty magnet
#

its just fun to look at

#

tho i dont usually look at it while im typing

#

Fun fact: I learned how to type by playing Minecraft

#

I played on a bunch of servers with a ton of people on them so I had to learn to type fairly quickly to keep up with the conversation

sterile tartan
#

In high school I was forced to learn to type

#

I was doing fine not using proper form but it's better now

dusty magnet
#

my home row is still WASD lmao

silver mantle
#

i learned typing by writing

#

like my own stuff

sterile tartan
#

Nice

silver mantle
#

700+ pages lol

sterile tartan
#

Damn!

silver mantle
#

i was a very emotional teenager 😛

#

ive talked about some of it on here before; the stuff i write i mean

sterile tartan
#

I should write more. I have a book idea with a rough outline and a prologue (I think it's a prologue, could end up in a random place though)

queen hull
#

I learned how to type at Karamja

#

like a pro

#

lobbies 50ea I'd say

silver mantle
#

i should get back into it

#

i got distracted by trying to draw stuff

sterile tartan
#

That happens to me a lot
Hobbies like to overshadow each other

silver mantle
#

the problem with drawings is its harder to capture the internal thoughts and emotions of characters; kinda like when translating a book to a movie

sterile tartan
#

I have a bunch of stuff to practice crochet too

#

Yeah true

#

Drawing what you feel is hard

silver mantle
#

without like thought bubbles in a comic sense

#

which isn't the same as a paragraph that describes what theyre feeling

#

thats how i feel anyway

#

maybe its just cuz im better at writing than drawing xD

sterile tartan
#

Yeah possible

silver mantle
#

phooey i better get to sleep so i don't have to take another sick day tomorrow 😭

#

gnite

sterile tartan
#

Night!

night bobcat
#

👋😘

silent wagon
#

Giving me access to meme channels is a mistake gandalf

sterile tartan
#

Your life is a meme

silent wagon
#

Ur not wrong

sterile tartan
#

I'm slowly trying to draw a cheerleader

mint spear
#

Ok