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who lol
the ceiling paintlings
RIP
holy fuck my teacher just switched up the grading for her class like super last minute and it instantly brought me from a C to an A
Yay!
Good afternoon my disembodied, phantasmal beings in my intraweb moving picture box! How're we doing today?
Doing well Ballsy, HBU?
Not bad, just woke up. Was on shift last nite. After this long work week, I'm looking forward to not doing much this weekend.
has anyone found a nice water planet
This is torturous, my telescope is just under 2 hours away, but it probably won't arrive until Monday or Tuesday now because weekend ๐ญ
what's crackin
oof, that's the worst when that happens @mint spear
:((((((((((((((
we all have a telescope like that at some point in our lives
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I'm leaving again in the morning until Tuesday. ๐ฉ
HEX IS BACK AHAAHAHAHAAAAHHH
Funny time
LMAO XD
๐ฎ i think i found your website zug
hex the eyes fucking kill me oml
mine name are hex
Whoa skipspace is a alive
Weird
a alive
Nice english you dolt
๐ ใฝ ๐
i'm an alive
Much better
Uh oh
for why
Cause when you look closely you'll see you should have actually listened.
With your ears.
i dont have eyes
well not that we can see with that vr headset
Whoa
If theres no time, how can he see??
GOOD point
no see, no. means number
Mmm I'd say so myself
so number time
Letter time
I'm surprised it's so ahead of schedule considering it came from cali, had to cross the border and I only paid for the shitty service
Ngl pretty decent service
Way better than Canada post
inb4 it gets stuck in customs
I wonder if it's smiling
i'm scared if the telescope has a mouth
I'd be pleased
Same tbh, that way I could telescopically lick ๐ Mars.
And ๐ a few ๐ from FAR away.
Whoa good idea
:headTapEmoti:
I wonder what happened to Rollsafe? ๐ค
I'm gunna need to ask Google a few questions.
Oh, hiatus ๐ฆ
It's so smoky here I can barely breath outside
Which is scary because it's only May and fire season doesnt normally begin until july at the earliest
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I swear forest fires have been getting exponentially worse every year
Because it's less and less snow during the winter, and drier and hotter summers with record breaking temp
Mood
It's cause government actively put them out, way to slow them down is to let them burn themselves out.
These aren't controlled fires though
Nor are they in old growth forests
Well, we needed to collectively reduce our greenhouse gas emissions by yesterday.
And the big one in Alberta is about to tear through a small town of about 3k people
TBH even here in the UK the last couple years we've had wildfires.
Which is mostly unheard of.
Hopefully everyone evacuates.
Nothing like Canada is getting right now though.
Shit is fucked yo.
I saw some pics on reddit around an hour ago.
Yeah it's really bad. It happens every summer. You can't be outside
Welcome to the new normal ๐ข
Pretty much lol
Our climate where I live is also fucked
It never gets cold during the winter anymore, and it gets +35c almost everyday in the summer
I read a couple months back that Canada is warming the fastest of all countries.
Yeah the arctic is real messed up
Permafrost is disappearing hella fast
I HATE that money is the most important factor in play here.
Droughts are bad too. For example our family's property apparently used to be way more healthy, with salamanders, toads etc. all sorts of cool little critters. Big healthy trees. That was back in the 60s and 70s, Now most of the trees are dead/dying and it's just scattered pines with scrub brush
Ouch, that's a huge change in a relatively short amount of time.
Yeah, in lot's of places they've ended up just logging it because the trees are too dry/dying and it's just a fire hazard
I know we're not gunna end up in an apocalyptic scenario but watching this happen in "real time" being absolutely powerless is a weird feeling that I'm not sure how to put into words if I'm being real.
We will witness immigration increase on unimaginable levels. As an example; Greenland is predicted to shrink by 80% in size by 2050, them people all need somewhere new to live and we are not prepared for that.
yup nowhere's prepared for people moving about
Yeah, people complain about refugees now but just wait and see when tens to hundreds of millions of people get displaced by climate change
Should be interesting lol

and of course a bunch of fools be all like herpderp stronger border make better
fuckers some of those borders will literally be underwater, lmao
gonna go fight those fishies?
I'm training myself to breath water atm tbh
it's the emu wars all over again
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lmao
sshhj
Ahh, breath in that lovely Canadian air
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That's not fun.
At least i'm not the poor bastards in Alberta who are at 10/10 on the scale lmao
At a 10 it's advised to stay indoors at all times or wear a mask when outside or serious health problems may arise
Fun times
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Like, what.
Like, if it was July or August this would be bad, but at the same time that's during the middle of the dry season when big fires usually happen. But it's fucking May still
Godzilla farted
If it's this bad right now i'm genuinely terrified about what the summer is going to bring lol
going into shelters with special air filters because fuuuuck
Lmao this is Calgary right now
Mad max looking shit
It really does look like that.
Apparently in some places it'a getting so smokey/dark that street lights are turning on
This was the pic I see, a comparison of 4 days.
Creepy
We are doomed
Poor you
holy fuck
its been 12 years of absolute hell
true but then we'de be born in 2002 and we all know that year didnt exist
exams are easy
ur easy
I really am
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they are ๐
i'm so unaccustomed to people wanting to continue conversations with me i accidentally shut down conversations sometimes, lmao
haha i do that too sometimes i guess...
mostly just at work tho
but like hey i'm workin' here or somesuch
other times i don't know when to split ๐ฉ
i got hit on the other day and didnt know what to do with myself lol
i think someone thought i was flirting with them, maybe? and then i abruptly shut it down saying bye because that's just where my brain was at thanks to work ๐
if i wasn't working i definitely would've kept talking to them tho 'cause they had a fuckin' tattoo of our solar system on'em and it looked slick
Are you the solar system because I want to shoot little probes into you
....
Or send Kerbals all over the place.

I like naps
@dusty magnet congrats on beating the tutorial
now the real fight begins.
bee are you sending it to college
haha fuck no

Goodnight friends
Gnite
Listening to this in my car, the bit that starts at 1:10 sounds awesome https://youtu.be/fR4_1k5zGQg
Happy start of pride month 

that's awesome
good lord it sounds like someone's trying to start an old propeller plane right outside my window
thry've been trying to get this crusty ass generator started for 20 minutes now
It's a TARDIS !!!
it's all smoke and mirrors. the mirrors are really quantum transpositional oblique reflectors, and the smoke, well the smoke usually means something has gone wrong... but it's really all just smoke and mirrors.

yoinks goob
doinks spoob
Floinks ploob
๐ ๐
good colour
If you put a stack of 100s in it,it will give you lots more
In the mirror thing
Also this poor doggo

Lmao that blob


Taken from Zoorpa 1993 Produced by Flood, Brian Eno, and The Edge "Lemon" was written late during the Zooropa sessions between MarchโMay 1993 during the band...
Holy FUCK Godzilla King of Monsters was good
was it? holy shit my coworker hasn't stopped bitching about it
now i can give it another chance
I'll just watch clips on youtube. within a month they'll be enough of them to essentially watch the movie for free. 8P
how big is godzilla compared to jagermechs
i'm thinking he's WAY bigger
it would require them travelling to a parallel universe though. clearly Godzilla doesn't exist in theirs or he would have gone all murder-death-kill on the Kaiju
it's SO SMALLLLL
but gypsy danger can seal a interdimensional portal by self-destructing
size isn't everything
i say that cuz i have a tiny pp
Godzilla is way bigger
They were thinking of doing a Godzilla crossover with Pacific Rim at one point btw
then why NOT

The Binding of Isaac: Antibirth OST. All credit goes to mudeth for making such an astounding soundtrack. Buy it here: https://mudeth.bandcamp.com/album/antib...
no there's just kaiju in both
Whats a kaiju
A monster
Hmmm
im pretty sure thats the literal translation
Haven't watched either kotm or the Pacific rim reboot
neither have i
I don't like how the new Godzilla looks
Its so thicc
Or fat
Whatever that is.then a sudden narrow head
1998 Godzilla was based on a T-Rex, KoTM Godzilla was based on Godzilla.
Guess i like trex
Same tbh
he was also killed in 5 seconds by japanese godzilla
after they bought the rights and had him get slaughtered to show how upset the original creators were about that version
im not making that up
Godzilla's have countries?.is there a mexican one 
Oh and apparently there was a Godzilla movie in 2014 too
OMG yes
i have no imagination
It will probably be like this but with godzilla
oWo
Perfect ๐
Hahaha too accurate.
lmao.
I don't like cat girls, do I get one now?
This scene sums up how I feel about Zilla 2000 https://youtu.be/zPxhdo4HDgg
A short clip from Monster Wars, I own nothing, all right's belong to Toho.
literally wipes him out in like 10 seconds hahaha
I am rewatching my favorite tv show
AETH YOU CANT SAY THAT
I seem to have forgotten most of the stuff and its so nice to watch it again
Even Shane Dawson is saying "woah there"
if i can't say that i quit
Rule 6: Aethena can say what she likes with no repercussions.
thats lame
and also wildly untrue haha
the reality is i apologize; i stepped out of line i need to watch what i say
see that's more acceptable
I think your leg is broken
Yes thank you kev
im so close to becoming a doctor now
proud of you
Kev Doc VOre
Doctor Vore
Dr. Vore
i can't did werds
oH
me big dum
meadomfer
whu?
M E A D O M F E R
i cant werd
sam tbh
inanfwetrr
you're all too smert for me pls tone it down ๐ญ
:SOB:
Oh that's naughty.
no im wholesome
whawesome
Oh yeah I see.
thanks for looking @mint spear
Hey NP, is the least I can do. ๐
I appreciate you helping @fickle obsidian
im glad im not part of this community ever ๐
@silver mantle thx for bringing thumbs
yeah great.
@silver mantle thx for bringing yourself.
yeah but thats too nice now i cant be mad :\
I can think of something to make you mad, give me a second ๐ค
Ur mom dumb
I wouldn't even know where to begin with saying something to make you mad tbh
FUCK
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I like this chatroom.
idk if i do anymore
Like u
as i was saying.
Yes?
provoke me; i dare you
I provoke thee
no im just sick of people saying shit to me, me being quiet about it
being nice
walkin' away
I don't know you
so if you wanna start it finish it
well you don't so maybe you shouldn't say anything
Wow
So, it's dark out and my cat is nowhere in sight.
Crap
I can't even hear her walking about.
First day this year we've had the backdoor open cause the weather has been so nice today.
I expect she is taking full advantage.
watch for mice in your shoes later
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Hopefully she comes back
Ew
I'll find her
Which half
Bottom half
Frog legs
she figured you were french
Delicacy
that's kinda insulting
Which part
Bottom half
saying a british person is french
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but cats are that way
My bottom half is very insulting yes
my top half is very insulting
wtf no
i have goo for a brain after all
zoid; when i said people i like aren't on much anymore that included you
so shut up
I've been told my back is better looking than my front.
that might be your biggest flaw
My biggest flaw is I have boobs as a man.
I'm a Hexagonal.
You're a pink/purple radiation sign though.
Which means you're radiating fabulousness.
No one cares who you like and don't like big dumb
thank you for reminding me
because i don't like you
but that shouldn't matter yeah?
Correct
well then why are you still fuckin talking to me
How
I think I'm a bit of a dick
Nuuh
Then do something that reminds me I am correct.
My biggest flaw is not believing in myself.
i would agree
I'd love to take the skills I show here and use them in real life.
Do it
ive never had a problem with you hex โค
use me hex
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since we're sharing
my biggest flaw is being an absolute nightmare
in the best way possible
I'd have to ask someone else mine
Cause I'm sure I have my own opinion about what it is but there might be something worse I don't pickup on
how can someone else know you better than yourself?
if you're honest with yourself
There's just a different perspective that I'd value hearing
You don't always know what's best for yourself, imo
That's pretty accurate tbh
i think you can, but its a lot more complicated than people give it credit for
being honest with yourself also includes a positive side
being too hard on yourself is also dishonest
Wow yeah, I've never looked at it like that tbf
Being honest with yourself doesn't come naturally to a lot of people
or anyone
I'm great at giving advice but awful at taking my own advice.
im pretty old dudes
Yeah, so I like to get outside input
it took a long time
I've only just learned to stop talking bad about myself.
well zoid i think you may care too much what other people think (im not being cliche) and you probably try to fit in with what you see as normal too much
hows that?
well yeah
Exactly lol
I joke around too much and people don't know when I'm being serious, real life included.
When I ask for genuine help or say my thoughts I get laughed off.
well im full of myself and im extremely fake 95% of the time so i get the same when i try to be real
i just figure hey we're online so everyone's fake anyway
I'm fake online for the most part.
But that's purely because it's easy to hide behind a persona.
i've also been completely shot down every single time i try to be honest
Too real
like right now i could be being played; wouldn't suprise me
just enough to cautious
its totally my fault
its very frustrating too
i have no ability to read what other people think of me
some people are super vocal about it so i just go on that
im trying really hard to break that habit
I stopped caring about what people think of me which I feel is too far in the wrong direction.
its just not what humans do
we're communal creatures
to certain degree we can but in the end being completely isolated suuuucks
I have a handful of real life friends but I could only talk real with maybe 2 or 3 of them but they're all going through a ton of stuff themselves and it wouldn't be fair of me to go to them with my problems that aren't really problems.
So I decided to just keep it to myself.
yeah ik that too well too
im always the tough cookie
prolly kinda obvious sometimes
I've been the person people go to for advice or just to rant for so long and now I need someone to just rant at without saying anything and I've not really got anyone.
Hey I know that.
But I know my problems would make me look completely selfish.
Again, is why I don't.
well its not how i see it
i like helping people a lot more than exploding at them
btw i suck at helping people; so also keep that in mind
I've just come back from another vacation which was real nice and again gave some thinking time and I'm just so lost in life right now I'm not sure how to proceed from here.
well i mean the first step is to figure out what you wanna do
oh also what you don't wanna do
I genuinely don't want to do anything but that's not an option.
right so what do you not wanna do
because there are terrible ways of forcing yourself to do something
there's a reason you enjoy vacation
and why can you take those vacations?
Cause I worked so fucking hard to get where I am in life right now.
and why did you do that?
Cause I didn't want to work a job "just because".
I wanted better for me and my family and I did that.
that's a goal
Now I got no goal or a reason to work towards anything really.
well i mean if you stop you won't "have done that" though right?
it'll go back to you not having done that
Hey you're absolutely right and I've been telling myself this.
well so my job for the last month can be summed up as "sit in a chair for 2 hours and do some minor shit and then go back to the office and sit in another chair for the other 6 hours" and it felt very soul draining
but i also don't have to try so hard to survive anymore
and i can go visit europe sometime like ive only dreamed of
That's the part that's missing for me, the fun of survival, the challenge of life.
well the job part is w/e that's always gonna suck (i hate sounding like my dad) but its what you wanna do outside of that
any crazy trips to go on or new experiences?
you def haven't experienced everything in the world haha
you're not even my age yet if i remember correctly
Yeah no denying that, very much part of the plans.
idk much else beyond that's what you look forward to; unless you love food too
cuz i look forward to eating stuff
Eating is one of the few things I do look forward to which again is having a stupid knock on effect cause I'm again falling into the habit of eating cause I'm bored.
I love cooking, preparing meals.
thats better than me
i mostly just do the eating part
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well on your next vacation; idk if you done this already or not
or if you can
go to a very quiet place outside just nature and stuff
sunny day hopefully ik its the UK
its done wonders for me before
and believe it or not; i try to reciprocate to people what they give to me
people im mean to don't like to think of it that way
I do that, is where my thinking mode kicks in the most.
i just enjoy being away from everything
We do walking holidays which is honestly more fun that it sounds.
I live in a small village surrounded by woodlands. A 10 minute walk delivers absolute silence, it's nice.
i think its sounds fun; i love going hiking with my dad
he's also one of the few people ik that talks with me but knows when to shut up (if that makes sense)
like when its that perfect moment to just stand in silence
That's something special.
well i guess the only other thing i can say from my experience is its okay to feel like you don't know wtf you're doing
because beyond this super cool exterior n stuff
like i said im hanging on
It's easy to put a smile on.
Rip my normal gameplay.
https://streamable.com/lbpym
hey hex can you delete all that stuff now?
also sometimes its really hard but i think sometimes putting on a smile is the first step to trying to get a real one (ik it fucking sounds cheesy im drunk ok)
im "trying" really hard to be a positive person atm
cuz the alternative sucks
Hey I'm drunk too.
I'm just genuinely lost in life right now and am trying to blanket it.
Once I got it figured out I'll be ok.
well don't try to avoid the issue forever; you also gotta figure it out yeah
i was just giving my advice
i mean look at me im a graveyarder who is drunk and awake at 4pm im the worst person to be giving advice to anyone hhaaha
Yeah absolutely, I appreciate this chat more than you can imagine.
im glad
was nice to be honest for once and not just try to be an internet shitposter all the time
Shitposting is fun though.
yeah it just seems like im not allowed to sometimes
oh no not even squirrels are afraid of me ๐ญ
Good.
it was just like 'why are you trying to be scary shortstack'
Hahahaha
I got pissed on by a squirrel when I was a young boy.
Wait where are you? Squirrels AND rabbits.
idk man maybe they can sense something?
im in WA
the deer, squrriels, nor rabbits are afraid of me
also one time a bunch of pigs wandered through my front yard; but i feel like those were just escapees
its a temperate rainforest
very brushy and easy to get lost in; but not as hot and humid with evergreens
wish we could be more in harmony with the wild animals
would be great
well i think my cat Shadow was raised by squirrels
anyway, sorry for provoking you earlier big dumb, didn't mean to if it made you upset
its all good just showing my teeth
rar
but ik squirrels always were around shadow and then she kept trying to hang out in the trees with them but never like killed one and brought it to me
like she did with birds
that's cool. always love the odd animal friendship stories
i would be friends with all the animals here if i could
tentative with the big cats tho
cuz of that known attitude problem cats have >_>
Sometimes I wish my cat was normal but I know she wouldn't be the same if she was.
She's cool as fuck though tbf
the best cats are the ones that pretend to be dogs
the best
yeah i mean Apollo is mentally challenged
She's the first cat I ever had and she changed my mind how I feel about cats.
good kitty
this is an old picture; you can see the distrust
now she won't stop begging from me ๐ญ
Hahahaha
both of them chase me around the house wanting attention
She owns you now.
mew meow mew meowwww
butter, cheese, ham, turkey, etc etc
not to mention seafood -_-
all my cats are dead
I've learned my lesson about letting our family have a cat so we only have one dog

hmm
ive had like 7 cats?
they were all beautiful
all different
Kismet would still be my favorite
fucker learned how to open doors
we had one amazing cat named oliver that was an outside one the tenants before us left. it was amazingly sweet
my hamster on the other hand holy shit
I don't have it anymore, but it escaped constantly
none of my cats go outside
shadow is the only cat that's been outside cuz she grew up in the forest
great hunter now tho
it somehow figured out how the cage's lock worked and would jump off of my dresser. thankfully I had carpet, and thankfully it didn't hurt itself in the two times it managed to jump
didn't have it for long though. now I hate hamsters
never had a bird but my cousin has one and I thought it was pretty cool
i had to stop because Shadow will legit kill them
she used to eat birds outside so its hard to untrain that in a cat yknow
You talked about them, now: pay the pet tax!
A lil Bunn Bunn just gave me heart attack
Why you jump outa grass so fast so close to me huh ?
@clever vessel i am murder bun bun here for zug soul
@mint spear your cousin is @mint spear?
Lets talk No Man's Sky instead
Yo mama's so hot, Atlas Rises.
You're not allowed to be here anymore
Yes.
Definitely not
Nah I'm not into that sort of thing
That's a dumb question
Relax, man
I think you're getting a little off-topic, here
Everyone knows Japan is better
Now, now, there's no reaon too get political, is there?
What do frogs have to do with anything?
No, I'm just parking my car here
Later, bro
No I'm calling the cops
and simultaneously transferring ownership of the car to you, but throwing the keys off in the distance

Also we're in a two player uno match where, after using reverse, I drop two more reverses and win
I once played uno but then they threw down a king card and I had to take off a quarter of my clothes
Thatโs not uno.
Oh? Are you an Uno Elitist?
Its pornouno
Okay so it's like uno but each of the royal cards of a standard deck are mixed in
Yes I know they're different that's the point
Since there are four, each relates to a fraction of clothing
One player is king, one player is queen, one player is whatever J is
Thanks you too
Hey gamers
saying words
I think I figured out why I've been having trouble waking up
I've had my blinds closed and without that light coming into my room my room is super dark
@arctic eagle
C is Chaos
Poor duck.
The darkness can consume you, but if you let in a little light, you shall reawaken.
you aint a guardian
What is this, kingdom hearts reremix 1.7 HD recollection?
damn
Was just removed from a dark corner of his room and placed in a trashbin out side
Sky blue
You're mometh
eat uranus
No u
heyoh
Early afternoon, my online peeples of the universe, how's yer Sunday going?
Just wiping out korvax fleets in prep for the second dominion
Sounds busy.
Just slept 11-ish, fuck working til 8:30 PM
GUYS A NEW MILEY CYRUS ALBUM IS OUT
OMG
does it have sound
LIKE YASSS GURL
it has so much sounds
The best sound
the greatest
Sound only republicans can hear
The best
I am telling you
it is the best
like brblbrbleilubabloablrbl?
brrbbbrlll
I hope it has Old Country Road remix so she can be as cool as her Dad.
jursten burbler level quality sound
olb cobltby robd?
Hex is green?
Not legally no.
hmmm
I wonder where I can get junk PCBs, preferrably with IC's still on them
I want to practice soldering
Bazinga
Baginza
so sad ๐ญ
F
Baginga
@undone moat ebay, maybe? can get junk consoles that way to try & repair, so imagine pcbs would be around too
Trivago
good point
GOOD point.
I want to argue that I don't want to take on any additional consoles because I'll take them on as projects, but that's the only way to learn, right?
I hate voice chat right now tbh
hes 12
How you know that?
just pointing this out, this was last night
lol
Kermits Kermit impression is pretty solid though, not gunna lie.
@undone moat tbh i wasn't recommending consoles for that sort of thing, just an example of similar borked hardware meaning pcbs might be available
That shit funny tho
ah
hear this shit
why do you curse yourself so?
I need something relatively cheap and simple, I don't want to feel guilty for when I eventually break it
its funny
I want to practice soldering
Go to some PC part store
that was to kermit, not you Computerman
I know
oh okay

sale time
also I'm starting to wonder if people are getting this channel confused as the main channel
From all the Crystal's I hauled I made 10mil
noicu
good, now give that to my survival character lol
I like them idk
btw voice chats safe now
I want a better frigate too
I'm on mobile
Rn I'm playing on PC using an xbox remote
Setting up a vr room
So my headset won't reach
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How much does a good frieghter cost or go about
several hundered mil
Oof
Ok
pls dont paste massive links
No
Boof
probs not loading cos discord's CDN is hosted on google cloud
and that's experiencing major issues at the moment
I'm sorry but under the authority of the toaster law, you're not able to do that

Ah shit here we go again
guesssss whooo
I'm calling the cops! Types 911 on microwave
...
Don't do it Kermit
you have fun there zug ๐
Thank you
๐ต
๐ โฒ
Have fun
Okay getting a bit weird here
so i couldn't figure out why there was such an influx of dumb everywhere on discord until i remembered that summer break is a thing
fuckin' kids man
Lol
@mint spear let's stay in this channel for random junk okay
loli you shoulda seen a couple hours ago
lol
kid begged for silver for 30 minutes
quite obnoxious
can we talk about G.O.T. now?
...
@visual falcon yes you can talk about it GOT now,
Sorry, I don't click links that take up half my phone's screen ๐
ded link or something
i dont understand how you havent been kicked despresso
Me neither
ditto.
@ornate fable
oof
it got clean in here
right
oh darn
Thank the lord
he is in #nms-questions
Dear god
i mean, he called loli and me "gey" and was only told to move to off topic so i doubt they'll be kicked
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
oh you werent here for the spamming
.warn @mint spear Rule 1, please don't say racial things :/
LoliHarpyLord#0101 User despresso#0497 has been warned.
It's not like they're calling you horrible names
go away
Isent
despresso#0497
240245530515603466
PRAISE
rejoice



well there went the conversation topic
so how is everyone!
good now
^
i was honestly pretty close to leaving the discord entirely because of despresso

fear no longer
Who's Depresso amirite
huh

who tryna play
One thing that surprised me is, Trump's hair being slicked back looks way better than his normal hair
oh yay
wait are you pc ?
k should i join your vc?
up to you

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