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Oh
to Ms.Zoid
Don't need to marry to have kids, not a prerequisite
Well
Would be Mrs Zoid if I was married
But gleams right, I reproduce asexually
Zoid is a plant
He is crab
I'm a germ
π³
π¦
π
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM this is zoid mating dance
Every year after the most intense tropical storms, thousands of crabs gather on this remote island. Now for the first time, witness all the side-stepping, ai...
Zoid rave
Yes
I think it hypnotized me
That is very hypnotizing
wow
Heh
π€
bruh moment
There should be a sequel series to sister sister called bruh bruh
zogg zogg
drew drew
dan dan
pee shid
π π π β² π πΉ π π π
urinate produce decal matter
Time to punch the day in the face
Gonna make the day my bitch
What happened in here
like what zoid does to me
Degenerates
Yes
ok
Heathens

Troglodytes
ANIMALS
Amninals
Eukaryotes!
Monsterssss
Tardigrades
Homosapiens
Sea bears
Seaurchins
Pagona Viteceps
Lol
Sponges
Let's be real here dikayrotes are gonna inherit the earth
letβs be rational
Nacl
Sounds fun
They were basically the first multicellular land life.
zogg
Armored triflagellates
Prehistoric crabs
Did you hear? Gabe's current favorite animal is the pink fairy armadillo
Zogg time
Honestly this channel has become normal convos mixed with people talking about my pp or saying zogg
Zogg pp
Lmao
I do not talk about your pp
Me neither
Oh I know
Oh yeah me neither
Hey @dusty magnetyou said you got picked for something? For what
Every time I pop in I scroll up a little to get context and there's always a zogg or zoid pp within like 30 mins
@open bane it's because you're a popular dude.
Nah I was saying I hope I get picked for Halo MCC Flighting
Pp
Ah halo
I guess
So like what's new in halo MCC
I think I just say pp alot
Yeah
Halo reach π©
Oh
Also it's coming to PC
Yes actually
Oh ok
It's graphics have aged pretty damn well
I can't wait for MCC and I'm not a big Halo fan.
It's gunna chew through so much of my time.
I can only imagine how you "real" fans are feeling right now.
I will just wait for halo infinite
I haven't played Halo in a long time
Like no joke
So I'm excited
I'm gunna campaign them all in a single sitting.
9
Hottie
I am not exited. Mostly because I haven't played halo in like a decade
That's cause you don't like having fun.
Lol

I don't like aged graphics.they make me feel sick
Then played with my brothers often
@magic cloak Master Chief Collection has remasters of the first two games, a cleaned up port of Halo 3, and Halo 4
Same
It was my favorite thing in the world
I'm pretty sure it was my first FPS.
@magic cloak They're beautiful-looking now, especially at 4K 60 FPS
Uncapped frame rate π©
I got a 100hz TV connected to my PC but I've never been able to go above 60fps.
Show some pics
Confuses me.
Halo 2 Anniversary is gonna look fuckin wild uncapped
Change my mind
Yeah it is
Brb in 10 mins
Okie
I don't know what I'm doing sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTWyosdkx44 song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc98u-eGzlc stuff twitter - https://twit...
It'd be nice if they uncapped the cutscenes but I'm not sure they can do that cause they're CGI renders
Atac
I mean, it didn't sneak - but funny
@magic cloak Old vs new
Someone Photoshop the bird holding a little sword
That's original Halo CE vs the remaster
Yeah
Jesus Christ
Lol
Doing well today bee
Shush
Typing with your nose again?
I'm still getting used to my phablet
Halo Reach wishes it looked that good, lol. That's a shitty Xbox screenshot saved to my phone then sent here, so it lost a lot of quality π
What kind of phablet
Galaxy s10+
They could @dusty magnet if Reach gets a full workover
You like/
New vs old Silent Cartographer
They should just remaster 3 , ODST, and Reach
Best part about MCC is Halo CE:A is still the worst looking game
Fuck you Discord, send pics in the right order π‘
H2A is absurdly gorgeous, better than 5 imo
Yee
I love how much just the Magnum changed, lol
Speaking of 343 Guilty Spark @dusty magnet
New vs old
Can I have this now plz? π©
Also: Those screenshots are from my old OG Xbone, imagine how they look in 4K
Did you know that there is a shotgun on that level that only shows up on easy difficulty
No
People still say phablet?
That was stupid from the beginning.
π
I thought he made another typo and was making fun of him
Oh yeah, they added skulls to use/collect in the Halo CE remaster so you can run around with Grunt Birthday Party xD
Lol
Ah, hex, whyβd you change your name?
Gunter told him to
@magic cloak To work retail
@silent wagon new looks less eerie tbh
That sumbish.


It's photoshop...
WHAT
@magic cloak portals

i never use sarcasm so i don't understand it 

/s= sarcasm
Oh, not salsa Sean?
No u




hmmmm...


What the heck is this chat
;-; I got through to one of the kids today

Ya
What grade?
Middle school. 6-8
Ah must be fun
Kid didn't wanna do a project. So we chatted. Then he was like "okay I'll do it"
What subject was it for
Spanish.
I hated taking mandatory 2nd language courses in middle school
Mostly because I was too stupid to understand most of it
I took french.
Yeah french is mandatory in Canada
Because everyone was taking Spanish and I was like "fuck doing what everyone else is doing"
Later took Japanese. Promptly forgot all of it.
Ok
i took spanish for 2 years and all i remember is like donde el bano
Going to get some old west costume
which im pretty sure is still wrong
Lol
I know absolutely no spanish
Whatsoever
My Norwegian grandparents tried to teach me some norwegian but alas I was too stupid for that as well
So all I can speak is english and the world's most broken french
π
I can read French but can't speak it.
i can barely enven speak english
That typo was perfect.
case in point
I can understand quite a bit of Spanish, but I can't form my own sentences.
One of my brother talks English, Greek, Lithuanian and Russian π©
jeez
Yeah jeez
he be polylingual
I know few languages
I shouldn't be allowed on Discord, lol
But I forgot most
gamers is english your native language?
I can understand most of the text when I look at German, french, Spanish etc. but that's literally just because English stole most of everything from those so it's easy to get a read on what's being said
Just had to chat with another student.
π
Gamer arent you american
No
He's austrian
If I was in USA I would never have enough time to be here
Australia isn't in America.
@magic cloak yes a cowboy hat is the same as a fedora in terms of looking like a goofball wearing it
No I meant like the whole wild west costume
I disagree tbh
Tons of people here in the western provinces wear cowboy hats
And it's cool af
Like I think I will look really cool in a cowboy attire
I want to take some pics in that attire tbh
it gives me the impression of icky traditionalism
Or what about the bull catcher
I live in the "flannel and cowboy hat" part of Washington, lol
Isn't that the same
Rodeos are wild
@silent wagon it's exhausting in some respects, no?
Eh, you really only see it in the summer during harvest
Nobody wears those shirts

Ranchers wear flannel, lol
Get a nice rugged flannel
Cowboys wore flannel lol
Flannel is godly during the summer
Rancher and cowboy are practically synonomous
@magic cloak Nobody wears that shirt, lol. Cowboys/ranchers wear flannel
A cowboy is literally a farmhand
That's more real
Well except for the checkered shirt
If you wear that outfit on a ranch you're getting teased for eternity, lol
I see people dressed like that all the time
They're pretend ranchers
Lol
π€’
City slickers in disguise
You're not a real rancher until all your clothes have permanent horse/cow shit stains from slipping in corrals and endless hay in your pockets
π€’
Can confirm since i've spent time on farms
I fuckin hate hay
You literally cant get the hay put of pockets lmfao
I hate moving bales of it even more
I mean I don't want to be a rancher.just dress like a western cowboy lol
Hay bales are nice and awkward and jam hay in every tiny opening of your clothes
And you destroy your lungs if it's dry hay since alphalpha dust gets everywhere
Or you find mouse shit
What about the stink
Alfalfa can fuck off

Hay smells kinda good tbh
Yee
Isn't the stink God awful
No
Warm hay π
Oh
Freshly harvested hay in the spring is like 1000000x heavier than late season cuts
It's fun tossing bales to cows, lol
But yeah, I still have jackets that are forever filled with hay
I don't π
I never have no
Ok
I used to have a horse, he thought it was funny to Looney Tunes my ass and run out from underneath me
Lol
That was the day S0ul stopped riding bareback, lol

I only rode bareback like twice
It's so fun listening to this lol
Miss me with that shit
I only rode bareback til then, I learned my lesson after that tho π
The horse literally ran out from underneath me
I was riding one time, started to shift off the saddle, went to recentre myself but the horn fell off the saddle
According to my mother I hung in the air for a second like Wile E Coyote
That old bastard was funny, I miss him π’
He was 23 or 24 and got some kind of skin cancer
Oof
We had a 6 year old arabian gelding, great horse but died from unknown reasons
That fucking sucked
Ours was an Appaloosa
He was old enough that his spots had mostly faded away and he was just dirty white
Dirty boah
He was a good guard-horse, lol. He lived with the cows and protected them from coyotes
And he yelled at hunters if they shot too close to the property
Fucking hunters, if you have decently large land it's hard to tell if the shot was on your property

He didn't mind too much if I shot on the property tho, idk why
He could see me doing it, that probably helped
one time my friend shot me in the eye with an airsoft gun
We had a shed right beside the parking spots outfront of the house, and I remember waking up one morning to find a massive fucking hole dug underneath, literally large enough to crawl inside. Fucking badgers im telling you
Ouch
Honeybadger dont give a shit
We don't get badger's, just moles and coons
i think racoons are like the cutest thing ever
Raccoons eat the fuckin chickens
besides hedgehogs
And they eat eggs
Them and the coyotes are the reason the chickens started sleeping in the trees, lol
Did they chew through the chicken wire?
One time we were practicing longbows, and one of my friends happened into the area where we were practicing. She wanted to try, so we let her use a bow, she jokingly pointed it at someone and we immediately took the bow back and did not allow her to play with it anymore.
Tl;Dr ranged weapons are serious business
I'm sorry your friend shot you in the eye
I think they dug. Or found weak spots in the back of the coop
Oh
Yeah digging is always a hard thing to counteract
I guess you could put a wood barrier underneath
Lmao
π
Why lol
I'm sitting waiting to get my haircut and it's a small room and no one is talking
Can't you like just cover the ground with wooden planks in the coop
Vore some1
Start farting loudly
My social anxiety wasn't built for this
Nah it's two older women, one of which is the hair stylisy

Well first of all a wood floor would rot really fucking fast in a chicken coop @magic cloak
chickens shit like it's their job
We played the "use cheap wood for the floors" game, it lasted one Winter π
Chickens are the devil
Here's a funny thought. How experience is poo?
As in how much did it cost for the poo to be produced?
They know damn well they're related to dinosaurs and act accordingly
Food, drinks, etc
For a coop?
Yeah
Chickens are hostile little bastards
I use lenoleum in my rabbit hutch. Works pretty well.
They act like they are the cock of the walk!
Hex,did you see i got through to a kid today?
I'm so proud
My pride! It burns!
Nice!
They like to randomly dig little nests
Oh we're talking about birds again?
Then REEEEE at you when you walk by
π
π₯
Afaik we only ever had bantam chickens
And a farm hand
I'll be you're cowboah
Speaking of birds, I used to watch this boi for a friend when he was out of town
Is a falcon
Lol
Was the guy a falconer?
Cool dude
He takes the falcon hunting
Does he feed it live food or just meat scraps?
He has a freezer full of whole frozen birds, I forgot what kind. He puts some in the fridge for me to toss to the boi @mint spear
Some eagles used to land and I used to feed it
That's all I did in terms of meat eating birds
Holding a falcon is cool af btw

Just make sure you have the glove on tight, lol
oh
I had a ball python when I was younger. Snake pee is not fun
it smells so bad
theyre so cute too!!
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Gunter bring out the snales
@mint spear Bring in each other people
I was going to get a corn snake but settled on a gecko instead
Gunter bring out the snakes
@mint spear Snakes chasing me to imitate the states is based on earth is not iswear
Gunter iFunny
#bot-spam 
Gunter talk to me
@mint spear Talk about how to stand ont he is right outside of liquid sanke
Gunter is afraid of snakes
@icy cloak Is 3/4 of a meme culture
Oh shi I
Gunter you meme culture

Bruh moment
Epic bruh
Gunter no gunting
Gunter please
Gunter come bac
Gunter I miss you babe
Gunter please respond to my calls
Gunter I miss you babe
If you love someone, you let them go
Gunter pls babe send nudes
Gunter babe it's been way too long
Gunter fuck you whore bitch, go fuck other chads
No
I'm letting out my rage
against Gunter
He shouldn't even be here π
Stupid bot
Ur just mad because he likes me more than you
Stupid bot
Haircut accomplished
Wow Zoid, you look great.

Thanks hex
Could be better honestly but the lady was kinda rushing so I didn't bother to ask her to cut the top shorter
Gib
Nice
play satisfactory
Honestly same
Do the responsibility
Go for walks,picnics,beaches etc
I've gotten tired of games recently, only game that made me have fun recently was Dying Light
time to check t h e L I S T
Go for hikes etc too
- go quacc
Zoid needs a good washin'
- eat snacc
6.go nice beach picnic
oooh that sounds pleasant
- post picture of dogg
ah yes
- should be number 1
I cannot afford another
Dog pics, you say?
AAAG SAMOYS ARE ADORABLE!
I'm gonna wash trucc
what a fucking cutie
thx
She loves belly rubs!
Wait are you Sohail?
No, we have similar dogs.
Honestly, I can see why youβd think that.
My good girle is Lady.
Bueno Girl!
Indeed, theyβre all good!
goodest
and Bee is bestest mod
β€
hah
Lol
bye peter
git rekt hex
Cya Hex
π

Hi hex
Hi Zoid
Bee and hex best mods
I wish I am thanos
Zoid is best mod.
No just Bee
haha suck it @torpid dust
Bex
I would do so much with the gaunlet
Hee
Snap Hex first
Do me with the gauntlet
STAND
I will literally start handing out mutes to flex.
Basically I will eat lot of pastries
mute me daddy π©
Mute me pls
Oh no
Bee will protect me
^
hEx cAn ShOvE iT
shut your meeth
π
no


guilt
puppin

What a shmoople!
i did
it's so quiet...
Good.
c:
I think we used all his bandwidth.
bee is also broke
I'll fund Bee too
yus!
And give Bee hugs for life
π€
π€
Hug train c:
I'm at work π©
sorry lakitu
or else youll get bad grades and that is not good
you better 
i love lemonafe
... you know what fuck it I'm keeping that typo
nice.
Can someone send me 99 cents on paypal i literally just don't have 99 cents for a custom shirt i want to buy
What do you study @icy cloak
Cosmology
i would zentrey but my paypal has -$400 lmao
Cosmology is real fun
Iβm going to be doing bookkeeping as my actual career, since itβs so damn difficult to get a job in the sciences, tho
But hell yeah itβs fun
Iβm loving it
Astronomy is my passion
Nice. Work at a observatory
I like looking at the stars
I have a really crappy telescope
Lol
@mint spear what channel should we flock to for the talk?
I can see the moon clearly using it
Lol
Yee
o shit new tarantino movie has a trailer
Sounds good
I can see the moon without a telescope, sucker
It's live now but I think it's just dreams vids or something for 20 mins
I am the moon

π
Well, obviously π
No u
I don't think we will but I'm sure it'll be announced
Funny is that this Discord hasn't been verified? XD
I feel like such a hypocriteβ Iβm not actually gonna tune in
wait wtf you guys get to see the moon?
I get to see it
Do you not have the moon where u live
I can't tune in either
no dude
oregon never got a moon
The MOON, dammit
Werewolves
Itβs the moon
ok.
Wolvewere
What else do you need
Popcorn
Makes totally sense
And something to drink
what time is sean's talk at gdc?
Lemonafe
Sometime after 3:30
so, uh, is anyone set to record the sean talk since it maybe won't be available for awhile outside of this stream?
or have GDC changed how they're doing that?
someone link the stream
showing dreams stuff now
ye i see it
Bee is our eyes
ty
say that as if transcription is easy without a recording π
noice
live transcription is a PITA
Bee best mos
Wait if people are talking about the stream in here where do I put my memes
Mod*
In #memea
put them in #discord-server-feedback for now
lmao
Lmao
Thanks Zoid
np friend
when's someone gonna make nms in dreams?
every channel renamed to a meme
make sure to type --suggest and reply to the dm with your meme
hi im here
Probably when dreams releases
KEV IS HERE GUYS
kev in da house
IM HERE
Old version
RUN
wait is dreams a vr game?
release the π
I think it can be vr
dreams has PSVR support yeah
damn this dude sure made a complex rock to put 90% of it underground
well, not atm but will
gotcha
how long is this trailer
five hours
like jeez we get it
It will have Vr support after launch
that's just how god works @open bane
I dont think GDC has actually started yet
i wonder what its gonna start with
gdc started yesterday, but this session hasn't started yet no
yeah i think the actual conferences start in 15 minutes or so
well maybe not yesterday but like..wait what day is it
sean talk at 12:30?
the start of this week, whenever that was
Today
is that when it is
12:30 pst
beyond maybe?
sean is not first
naahh probs not beyond
i think looking at the duration of the session and 3 people they may each get something like 20 minutes or so?
so wait im confused when is sean on?
12:30 pst
ooh
microsoft, I think is last
so like around 12:50
could be yeah
probably not exactly mind but yeah
dqwdwqd
drbeems
ive missed sean's voice
same
Dreams is pretty 
vr game right?
No
i wonder if the beard is gone
Yes
can it be used in vr

sean at 12:30
seeing so many nms fans in the twitch chat is very heartwarming
but it will get vr after launch @raven plaza
isnt obsidian at gdc
it begins!
damn, my lunch ends at 12:30 lol
^^^ yeah dreams has to do theres
oh its actually live
good god please don't be a cheesy sketch rn
lmao
so is dreams just pretty much limitless?
Rude LMAO
dreams looks dope
dreams is pretty much a creation engine for games, music, movies, etc
i was in the beta it's pretty much limitless
look at him move those fingers
this dude needs to finger me
green sweater dude is jamming out rn
what is these peeps doin
ok cool guys
yo is that zentrey?
its jonas everyone
LMAO that guy looks like lil dicky love that
idk who that is
i found zoid guys
so...are they actually doing stuff on screen or just miming along?
oh
Zoid
Gleam







