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I don't know. I didn't get a notice. I just saw it because I went to twitch dot com during it, not realizing
The convention is turning into a disgusting demonstration
I'm surprised they don't just call it FEET SHOW, because I see only weirdoes going
You know that old proverb, 'Sometimes things need to get a lot worse before they get better'? That's exactly what the TwitchCon situation makes me think of. It's sad that people had to get hurt, but maybe this is the massive wake up call they needed to finally take safety and responsibility seriously, which they should have been doing all along.
I don't buy it. I saw one streamer almost die one year and shit never improved.
twitchcon has been around 10 years i highly doubt its going to improve
Exactly. One person should have been the 'worse' part, but the system didn't break. The saying implies it has to get so bad it forces them to fix it. Maybe this is the breaking point.
I wonder how many times Disney has to deal with this. I know that years later they're still arresting perverts in Small World with their genitals exposed to children
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I want to take them out
Sweet sleeps everyone.
May Hastur The Lord of Interstellar Spaces watch over all of you while i sleep!
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Whos hastur
Goodnight
Thanks for the blessing too
A Lovecraftian celestial who is Cthulhuās brother, my favourite from all of the celestials.
Ah
He is not evil like them, heās in the humans side in the stories working in the shadows as a conspirator.
I call them celestials. But yeah thanks for the reminding i need to use their official title more often.
Wasn't it once thought that the only way to wake Cthulhu was to say its name enough?
That show was dumb af, with how hard they had to nerf Flash so his villains stood a chance š
wish it was less villains overall ngl
cause then an episodic villain could be say 2-4
Sounds like a nice guy
I never thought of Cthulhu as evil. A creature of that sort only reveals the darkness within...It can not be blamed for that darkness killing us
Well yeah, Flash isn't really known for having a huge rogues gallery. Most of his coolest feats were on a global or universal scale with the Justice League
Ahhh are we talking mcu stuff?
-Flash
-MCU
Pick one š
I hope that the MCU finds a way to tell the story of the Micronauts
I thought they were going to touch on it with Quantumania
uhhhh option c
Man I havenāt been following it all for soooo long
There have been four main publishers of the comic book series bearing the name Micronauts based on the toy lines of the same name. The first title was published by American company Marvel Comics in 1979, with both original characters and characters based on the toys. Marvel published two Micronauts series, mostly written by Bill Mantlo, until 19...
What's option C š
i havenāt decided yet
Last movie I watched was uhhh
Either the newer dr strange or spider man
ok true but like he has 5 atleast of his own villains dedicated to him
Always thought it was weird that Marvel never decided to have its own speedster equivalent to Flash
You just don't like quicksilver
Somebody assault my phone so it learns a lesson and stops losing battery
The only one they have is Quicksilver, which...ain't really close, lol
Not even remotely the same league as any Flash, especially Wally West š
Marvel had enough characters disconnected from reality. Quicksilver was created as a parody of Flash, meant to mock the character.
In response, DC boosted Flash
man what is your pfp i cannot tell if its because im not wearing my glasses
It's the glasses fs
That's a bald tom arnold
Marvel has a Superman equivalent, no Flash equivalent, no Wonder Woman equivalent, no Green Lantern equivalent, no Martian Manhunter equivalent, and no Batman equivalent. It's weird that they even bothered with a Superman one if they weren't gonna attempt to copy the rest
Interesting
I'm kidding lying
oh ok
Why would Marvel ever want to make an equivalent to DCs biggest mistakes?
DC killed some of the best parts of comic books because of their poor decisions
What show or movies yall watched recently
Hey chill on manhunter
He's the best one š
-Biggest mistakes
-Literally the reasons comic books as an industry have been going for so long
Ain't nothing wrong with my boy J'on
yea Jonās cool
That's just comics in general, Marvel is just as bad at it š
Man those things looked so good as a kid
DC likes to write themselves into a corner and then screw themselves in the aftermath with perverse retcons
The spongbib bonbons?? I want some rn
Again, both comic universes do this
same
I got a hair cut today
I don't deny that both have done it before, but at least Marvel pretends they are trying not to, with characters that have flaws and weaknesses and failures to overcome.
....have you ever touched DC, lol?
no
Superman was my jam until the late 90s
Damn unc
afaik both can technically rewrite all their shit now, thanks to flashverse and multiverseusueususuesueusu
Marvel multiverses always had numbers and the prime universe has a specific one...
I forget what it is
216?
This remind me of that zoom prank where the guys like yo Randy u bald as shit
why is the prime not 1 lol or 0
The prime is
The only DC character I can think of who's basically squeaky clean always with barely any bad shit done (besides Flashpoint) is Flash. The others are definitely flawed in their own ways and fight through their flaws
I can run as fast as the flash
So besides destroying the multiverse
I think 0 is ours where everyone is normal (I use swipe to text a lot and it put piss instead of ours and honestly...)
Which one š
Wally but the one with the funny hat
Just say Jay, he's old and slow š¤£
I'll never forgive the flash for killing Nicolas Cage superman
Fuck that movie
Iām faster than jay
lol
wait is that a indirect insult to my speed
Jay Garrick is the old mfer with the hat š
You knew what I meant tho
yea i can run faster than that
How robariom feels running
Thats sheldon
Oh
Young Sheldon mentioned
People compare me to the Sheldon guy
I hate the lightning shit in the Flash show
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might go watch some more trains tomorrow
But I didnāt do anything
thats not jay tho
its flash 76 iiirc
dont think his name is also jay
Naw man
I had the perfect gif in response but that fucking founding father guy has replaced it
can we PLEASE crucify that mf
Founding father?
I didnāt know we could say the f word
Benjamin?
oh ok
i like sending gifs
Oh great it's the asylum now?
Queue the intro music
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This is the opening credits and theme song from season 1 of the hit show "Family Matters." Lots more to come request your favorites.
Whose?
you
youse
how did you know Iām British
The two yewts
I never decided what my pfp was.
It's abstract on purpose.
Maybe that's negative space
Oh ok
mumbles is a carrot 
omg thankuou
Thatās who i was tryna sound like
never seen this. Link audio
Whaaaaat
oh
Nope
I see him still alive on wiki
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damn
Imagine this dude snoring
Oops I killed someone snoring
how can he
surely he cannot
he hath no mouth
doesnt he also have to moderate hith sneethes?
his what
his sneezes
I'm so glad I got my wordle in before AWS collapsed
oh
wha
What do u guys think of trains
how would u missthat?
thought Wordle was hosted by NYT
Uses amazon servers
Guess just me
Trains are very locamotive
I like trains
satisfactory, train lines set to fail because user didnt know how to automate properly
real
this is how i get up in the morning
Yo is that guy ok
That's tanker
totally dude
if u guys could live on any of the planets in our solar system without any repercussions which one
Juptur
define repercussions
Sorry Iām already the government there
uhhh like death
So invulnerability and not needing to eat or feel pain from freezing or not breathing?
yuh
earth since theres next to nothing to do on the others
I think Iād go with earth myself
Saturn's moon Titan
theyre all just deserts or whatever the gas giants are, maybe entirely gas or have a rocky core which is prob similar to being on mercury for example
I would like to visit the moon titan
Sorry i already colonised it
No need to be sorry. You can be buried. No worries.
if u like hiking, rock climbing maybe other planets are fun. but u can do that on earth, with beautiful nature around u. and after a while it would get boring on those planets
I plan on swimming in an ocean of flammables and trying to start a planet sized corporation selling oil to the martians
aka musk and the dipshits that move there one day
oh ok
Can you bury me with some beef
A cow on saturn? What do I look like, a farmer?
least its better than moon sheep
idk if I could get my wheelchair through all that
What sound does it make
idk
do u have experience wit satrn sheep??
No but i have experience with Neptune dinosaurs
i made it line up 
POUP IS BACK
The voices in my head ask me much berry's can you fit inside 1 Pikachu
they're multiplying
pikachu looks so squeezable
I got a fast ball so the wait for a shiny Pikachu is on
I need a mf light ball too
you playing that super dumb not at all good i definitely dont want to get into pokemon game?
i spilled water on my pant now it looks like i peed
Here's the skibidi toilet tho
It's actually pretty good
It's a fully combat focused pokemon battle royal by night with optional objectives on how to engage in each batfle
hey grok hlep me steal the declaration of impotence
can there be more than 1 of the same pokemon?
@wild token can you confirm
yes? 
ok
no you're stuck here with me
how it feels when i log into discord on a new device
that's the spirit!
Just like how you don't wash your mug
True! No point in changing pants if you're just gonna pee the next ones
Who was not another nanny who was passed over due to quitting like the othersā¦
damn whatād i miss
You missed....6....7
Confirm whqt?
I forgor
āCan there be more than one of the same pokemonā
But the answer is yes so
Have u not seen scenes wheres theres several of the same pokemon grouped up?
That question was too generalized to specify trainers having multiple of the same
You have to think outside the box expand your horizons rise above the situation think about all outcomes consider the following ponder the results speculate the possibilities
Which for one trainer seems likely to only one, but again too generalized to be specifically one, whos to say that any of the other 3 thousand (and likely more) also only have one type of pokemon
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Ok yes but āthink aboveā doesnt matter when the question is too general
ācan there be more than 1 of the same pokemon?ā
- answer yes duh no shit, how the hell otherwise would anything survive
Whatever āhumanā is included
You buy pokemom za
And you Pal āhumansā in Palworld, and shoot both with firearmsā¦
Idk what a palworld is I'm loyal to big N
Iām super excited to get my hands on the new Digimon game and play it a ton! But for now, I just have to wait. 
play doom 
Play doom? Just play it on a test
it doesn't matter how you play it as long as you do play it
That feeling when you've been sleeping at 5am the past week and you can't sleep now despite needing to be up at 6:30am
My left kidney runs on aws-us-east
ĀæQue?
doom the dark ages was so fun
Dave explains today's Amazon Web Services outage, what happened, and what the future implications are.
I ate aws-us-east-1
Very tasty
AWS servers went down today and thus took alot of other things that used its servers down
I couldn't submit my assignment today
Since Canvas runs on AWS
Actually peak college infrastructure
my teacher when the submittal server is just public face github repos LOL
cause programming class
gnight BOOOOOO
Alright, last thing before I hit the hay. Have fun, everyone! 
my programming class made us copy-paste our code into a google document and submit it via classroom š
it was so painful
TRUE
This is so me rn
eat more
It was lowk banging
if only a mini solar flare would strike my schools data servers and completely wipe every single file they have causing them to require a year to redevelop everything and then i can just do nothing till i graduate
:)
That can be arranged
Incorporating a tablespoon of raw honey into your daily diet between meals can be highly beneficial. 
if theres public computers (with cameras) just take one pic, and then play with the files duplication/copy&paste function, its fine and definitly wont CRASH the computer system
likely only be a day or two, so have a friend
(my brother apparently did it to crash a k-12 prep school system)
cause funny duplicatoin
I wonder what it would cost to buy a solar flare š
The school IT technician watching me unzip the zip file with 5.4 Yottabites of ""homework""
yes
zip bomb
or worm embedded in a word doc that silently spreads to every device in the school network then on my request i can get all the system32 folders from there deleted
rasb pi just loaded to unload a yottabyte
Wasnāt that the āwannacryā? Lmao
Funnily enough I do have a
idk
even better tho i could hold the school files for ransom (after they send the money i will just delete it all anyway)
Of evil neuro eating pizza
Pretty sure exactly that existed. It was a worm that ransomwared pcs
Labelled "fatass"
It took like 5 days of non stop RAM throttling to even compile it
I remember there was a picture that was messing up phones, but I can't recall the details.
Now THATS a quesadilla
I love sour cream with em
I like sour cream and salsa with my quesadillas.
Idea: rasberry pi + tiny surround system to do this = #memes𤔠message
Yea plain is never an issue. Condiments are always just a bonus
The ones I get from my store are usually just cheese n chicken. And the cheap ass chopped up bagged chicken peices lol.
Cheap but meh, good enough
I found an unlucky soul
https://fixvx.com/MOISESCAlCEDO/status/1980314606586540472?t=QRsdpGtr_xerfT3ortFiWw&s=19
@normal flame yes but in the rasb pi u can set it so every beep has to come from a different speaker, say u get 8 speakers that way its too confusing in number order youd play the beep 1-8 repeatedly, but also code it so that if one is removed it wouldnt effect the system
I like making homemade cheese quesadillas with corn tortillas. Isn't too expensive to make and doesn't take anymore effort than a grilled cheese.
I wish I had one of those George Foreman things for them
ahhh man I used to have a george foreman and that thing was epic. Lasted for a long time too!
You're not thinking hard enough
You get the raspberry Pi to turn off a random light
yes but beep
Within a 30s to 2 minute timeframe
WHILE it sends a beep to 1 of 8 speakers
Positioned around the house
In this case (imo) any toppings would just get in the way of the biriaās overwhelming flavor
Like i wasnāt even obsessed with food until i had one of these
Now its all i think about
š
ok but the beep has to be farther apart cant be so damn close
in time
this is the meme i reference
Hide it in someones ceiling
ceiling, floorboards, in the walls...
Pillow case? Or under their mattress
if anything inside the mattress that way its less hard to find
but the pi itself would probably have to be in the attic/basement if available
Can it sound like someone crying?
Modify it to have someone occasionally sob instead
Iād want it to make the cricket noise
And hide it in the basement
not all houses have basements, esp near me
A permanent cricket in your room that never shuts up
attics are more likely
if it were permannt youd be able to find it
thatsnot what we trying to go for jenks
most creepy and affecting would be something somewhat realistic
like a cough or knocking or floorboard creak
concealed occaisonal sounds not consistent at all
Replace it with a clawing or banging sound in the attic
ok yea but thats just random sounds
Ooohhhh scary
if u live alone hearing someone knocking or coughing is horrifying
crying could work but im not trying to scare them im trying to just be an irritation
-# beep
Make it that sound fire alarms make when on low battery
-# ***beep***
Retro
thats what im thinkin
and I do have a pi i can start programming
then u dont get the following
-# beep
Diabolical to leave one in a library
if its in a library it should be a fart
i feel like a beep can get used to but 10 second very loud fart is prob gonna make someone walk out the library
true
imagine all ur coworkers went home and u doing some last minute stuff then u hear a cough
spooky
Even a cats meow.
Have the whole place looking for an invisible animal
what was it
someting not relevant to what i had to say
Not ideal
Thug it out
go sleep
at that point I just wouldn't attempt to sleep
sleeping for 2 hours and 56 minutes would just make myself feel worse
me who has stayed awake till 4am to wake at 6am lol
You've crossed the threshold and now you'll complete the cycle
Shiiitttt Iāll sleep even if I got 5 mins to spare
Thug it out I was gonna do anyways
I'll just have a coffee mixed with monster in the morning
With enough caffeine you can revive a dying star
...probably
My hearts hurt me a lot so it deserves being hurt back a little
My kidneys are on aws-us-east-1
Lemme tell you my kidneys are looking like raisins
When do they mature into adultneys?
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Putting the Die in diealasys
I can't spell
It's nearly 4am
look at this cat
Oh man NV is so good.
-# beep
That's how I am with Ori and the will of the wisps. The first experience was the most magical thing ever.
Nice
The Quarry is not magical at all lmao
It was horrifying
But I loved it especially for the plot
Playing it at midnight with friends is so much fun
Dawg I fucking cried at the ending
I've not cried over a game since the end of titanfall 2
Ori broke me man
Such a beautiful game

both of those games are SO amazing. Art, music, and the combat was fun. One of the best gaming experiences I've ever had.
I never cry but the ending of will of the wisps broke me lmao
Me being in the top 0.001% of Gareth Cocker listeners on Spotify PURELY for will of the wisps
hell yeah man I listen to him a lot on spotify as well
so based
Iām really happy our bosses listen to us when we tell them someoneās being a creep⦠theyāll stand near the front and even walk us to our cars if weāre scared to go by ourselves- or even if we arenāt theyāll still make sure we get there safely lol
Your boss: 1. TwitchCon security: 0
He 2nd rn
Lifetime wise
Dude I love project wingman's OST. I Listen to it on repeat.
To be continued⦠work in progress :p
So happy though to see someone else who enjoys Ori and project wingman OST LOL
Probably like a 6/10
Showdown
Magna Carter
Presidia
Top 3
Presidia is my number 1 from that game
Holy shit Kino!!!!
I was NOT expecting Kino to suddenly appear in my top lifetime tracks
Would
Would what
@jaunty raft
Canāt unsee a big open mouth, instead of a beak
From ominous stare, to absolute fear
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I hope somebody shits in your pillowcase
Don't threaten me with a warm pillow, it's almost November it's getting cold
in 2025? definitely not
I'm Canadian it's been coldish since Thanksgiving
man GPT is so smart
-# beep
whatd u ask tho fr
fr how did u get such a short response
a super long CSS question
mayb ask me lol or ask another ai or reddit or stackoverflo...
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definitely didnt rig it fr
but this is what i imagine all ai answers to be like tho thats prob cuz i only ever see the google ones
eh sometimes i use it just for math
(new world leveling woodworking)
its all one sandpaper now tho
all the "find this to be part of refine" at different tiers, got universalized per harvest type (mining is now all obsidian flux as its refinery thing, wood working is the same but sandpaper)
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Im certainly not gonna complain as farming each and every was so shit
worse than many warframe grinds ngl
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very similar lol
Refinery item types
- Obsidian Flux
- Pure Solvent
- Aged Tannin
- Wirewaeve
- Obsidian Sandpaper
that is all there are now
what were all T5 refinery mats, are all now universal t2-t5, t6 onward for stuff is done differently without crafting items
aside maybe gems ofc
I believe 1584 was yesterday's puzzle. Today is 1585, correct?
-# beep
oh yeah time zones
it's still october 20 here
yea its like 12noon for me
8 A.M
23:58 
Im fucking around its not actually noon
that would have been so cool tho
also got them waves
on the other side of the planet
well strikethrough
bro these raspberries bushes are so annoying
scraping against my window bc of the wind
Good God there are few things more enjoyable than climbing into fresh sheets after a shower
code box
italics
bold
both
- bullet
- subbullet
Fr
yea and? we smelting orichalcum up in here
and starmetal, and whatever the heck the rainbow one is
and what ruby or smthn
some purple stone i forgor name lol
Oh no, I spaced on those time zones! You can spot yesterday's results from me, 1584, floating around up there somewhere! 
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oh neat
Indubitably 
-# beep
I wish you the best of luck with the #1585 puzzle, dear friend. 
I deal with this every day, and my blinds are 100 inches long.

No biggie, we still love you! Youāll knock it out of the park next time, tiger! 
if only CSS was as easy as wordle š
this sucks
Why not on Loki?
Oo ooo better yet, put it on Freya
Excellent idea! 
Totally won't anger the former Valkrye
except the CSS makes you punch a hole in the wall
I thought that was Javascript
Shun the non-believer!
If you dont hear this with the intro to Bad to the Bone. I dont know what to tell you
@slow cedar is this true? 
Sonic R?
I believe the correct term āSonic isā.
(Iām not doing any more of this, yesterday was more than enough)
-# beep
Bruh, shots fired... I'm a proud C++ š
@lime sand I found him!
Counter Strike Source
naur
I have 4 season passes š

Gifs you can hear
U ever google someones name and it just so happens that the name also belongs to some celebrity, so the search results are just those, hogging up all the results? Hate that.
Real
ngl, If someone googles my name I would prefer to not be the first result
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I share a name with an adult film star
Just saw a vid about a guy named sam lloyd that broke his back from a dumb stunt years ago, and i wanted to see his condition now but some actor also has the same name and also he is dead so the results are even more aggressive
Sara?
Damn
One of the worst failed stunts i ever saw
This was so adorableš¤£
I could hear the vertebrea snap and break
Oh shiiiišš
I recommend a viewing š
šš
Probably a bunch of vikings
Ur ancestors raided and ravaged my lands
No
And now u oppress me currently with ur mod abuse
(hers is also spelled slightly differently than mine but it still comes up lmao)
I actually dont know any except sara
Good
I only know of this one because I looked up my name lmao
Also share a first name with a famous pop star
Also spelled slightly differently but probably the first one to come up if I don't include my middle name
poor wumpus who keeps turning on the light
Clearly a chocolate bar
YOOOO
This is AWESOME
Homie threatened him with the real world
I wonder if itāll drop on Halloween cuz you always go knocking on doors for candy
Door>unknown whatās on the other side>whatās on the other side could end the world> END?!?> MINECRAFT END UPDATE CONFIRMED ā
Expedition 33 crossover, you're going to j'adore the update
Does this mean there will be official no mans sky grippy psych ward socksā¢ļø?
With the power of delusional mind everything is possible 
Oh what a glorious day!
Great merch idea tho
Off topic asylum my kinda channel
To i adore?
I said what I said
Butchering an already butchered language
Yall ever like 10.4.4.208/30
VLSM is ruining me mentally
I have never been like a string of numbers, no
Unlucky
Instead, im recovering from a panic attack.
Didn't realise they added TF2 to irl
/j
Hope you're alright
That damn coconut.png
Colors
Today I feel like a wildcard Subnet mask
I really feel like being 0.0.0.255
Instead of 255.255.255.0
Man, I was reading another Ciaphas Cain novel and it seemed like this tome around Ork would be the bad guys. So maybe no genestealers.
Then a bit of plot happens and turns out the planet is infested with tyranids too... well at least it's not specifically genestealers... oh wait it turns out they have genestealers with them
Wtf!!! Isnāt this supposed to be het pen??
(āÆĀ°ā”°)āÆļøµ ā»āā»
Did they make a mistake??
Or is this the rule??
Is pen singular
Still considered plural??
De pen
Nani???
"De" can also be used with singular
Nani??
Is it not just āthe penā?
De and Het are interchangeable right? They both mean the
Bc there is a peculiar rule in the grammar I don't remember
Shiii
Oh wait
I remember one of couple of rules
When you have words like hondje, katje etc, words that are changed to be refer to smaller version of the subject they are always "het" words
Ohhh so that is why Meisje is with het
Cause when I was thinking of meisje to me it sounds feminine so Iād assume put de infront
I'm not sure if that's the case for meisje as it just means a girl, there is no other form of it afaik
I think in that case it's just bc it's a feminine noun
Ahh ok
For women it would be de vrouwen? Or de vrouwās?
Oh wait I can also prob do het vrouwtjes
Swedish has a similar system I guess (I am learning so I might be wrong)
Lol, it's written right there, diminutives always use het.
And yeah, there aren't many particular hard rules
Yaa, its just the āde penā through me way off. When re-reading it i noticed this
You can download and install dehet app and look up words in it, for most you just have to remember
Since pen is apparently not a neuter word?
Dangš„²
Well luckily I aināt doing germanš
ā¦
But I can give you some tips. In many scenarios, you will be speaking about some object and not a specific selected one, so "een" for singular, "de" for plural. When talking about a specific subject, most words use "de", and if you aren't sure, just use diminutive. Het dosje, het hondje, het katje, etc. No one will bat an eye.
@gusty crater are you Scandinavian as well??
I'm not
ahh cool
I assumed so since you know so much about the het articles so I was curious
since I saw many Scanidanivan languages have a similar system and your name has the Ć alphabet
I learned Dutch
woww, that is so cool
trying to learn Swedish rn, going spectacularly /s XD
me neither tbh
@waxen compass
One more tip for everyday use, when talking about someone you know you might want to use "kennis" instead of "vriend". Idk if that's the case everywhere but in some places saing "mijn vriend" can be interpreted as talking about your boyfriend, "mijn vriendin" girlfriend.
Afaik "vriend(in) van me" doesn't have the same connotations.
Sorry brochacho I donāt speak that language šjust making a guess based off of the very little German I know
the weird mineral is back
I melted briefly as the night time temperature exceeded 3422 degrees centigrade
But I have since cooled
suddenly shoots 7000 degrees C at you
Noooooo
do you know what that means? :3
Not particularly? But that is close or even exceeding the temperature of the suns photosphere
at about 7000 C, tungsten turns into gas >:D
NO
fly away
I DONT WANT TO EVAPORATE
you gas
Can someone please condense me?
nuh uh
šµ
How dense do you wanna be???
Dense enough to be solid once more
I donāt want to be terminatored
Also, I think I've recovered.
Iāll be back
Great to hear! What from?
do you know how hot you have to be to be liquid???
I think it was a silent panic attack. Im not too sure
3422 degrees centigrade
Ah man that sucks
Exactly, literally half the sun's surface temperature.
I wish to be solidā¦like a gearā¦a metal one
I am not going ANYWHERE near you to condense that
Sucks even more I dont know what caused it
That really depends on where you define the surface to be but yeah thatās half the temp of the photosphere
š¤
All I know was an onset of physical systems
5k Celsius. No joke
Im not gonna go near the mini sun, or the child sun we have here
You could see it this time in Scotland?
No I'm just guessing
Gee must be winter
I think the aussies would know about the sun
Can confirm
Can you boil eggs on the sidewalk yet?
Yesterday was quite warm
Last summer I tried frying an egg on my porch and it was actually going ok but then the birds got it
It's a good thing the earth is flat and everyone who is "australian" are just paid actors
:333
Rip egg
The porch was 55 degrees
Celsius?
55.... jeeeee-
Yes
Little toasty
Iām waiting for my paycheck
Toasty egg
I'd instantly liquify
I ate it
A tad
Got hungry
I scared my neighbor when he saw my Air unit was set to 32°c
D:<
Thats what I consider comfortable without needing a jacket
????
Ok that nuts
Hey, its only 32!
I'd be in my underwear at that weather that shits a furnace
But I guess it wouldnāt be that bad without the sun
I'd be SUFFERING
The sun is really harsh so that makes it worse
That wasnt the weather, thats my apartment!
I have a WINDOW that's OPEN and keeps my ROOM at a COMFORTABLE 5°C
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Fr
You are an iceman
āI donāt believe in the coldā
Otzi the ice man found
No SHIT I LIVE IN SCOTLAND
š
Anything above 25°C is a national emergency
Nah Scotland is home of hills and drunks who wear kilts but dont believe in underwear
It was 25 degrees c last night hereš
Bro, 25° and im still in a jacket
WHAT????
Lowest temp of the day
Yeah same
Im walking out here with the weather at 10° with 3 shirts in, and a hoodie, with two pants on
Oh shit wait actually?
Fr tho I have a British teacher and she came to Australia for a year or two and was complaining about how hot it was in WINTER
For those who live in tropics with temperature, 25 °C is consider cold for some 
Below freezing - Coat
1°C to 10°C - Jumper
10°C - 19°C - T-Shirt
20°C+ - Death
Yeah itās a nice day for me like perfect temp, 23 is even more ideal
23 is great for walking
Yeah
23 with overcast is peak weather
Lught rain, some music, 23 and slight breeze. Perfect sweater weather
Well thats good to know
tbh, i like weather with 25 °C
8°C, light cloud and light breeze is my idea of perfection
I dont want people suspecting that I have 5 boyfriends lmaoo
Do you get alot of humidity where you are?
Stackingg
as the temperature here in where i live is always between 22 °C and 35 °C every year. Not to mention high RH (50 - 95)
Bro thatās the average winter night temp where I am
33???
Yeah in Australia if you go further north to like Queensland or NT thatās what you get all year round
While yall melt, im still drinking a hot cappuccino.
Weak
This year I was in Greece and it was a heatwave
I got 46 last year
Temperature was 38-42
What was the humidity
Now thatās a summers day
I was actively dying
I felt like I was on fire the entire time
Nights never went below 27
Where I live itās relatively low humidity so itās not too suffocating
You get used to it
Im used to high humidity
Like 80% to 110%
You live near the equator sounds like
300% humidity in Greece
Oh wait I'm just fully submerged in the pool to cool down
110% is just straight dangerous
Holy
I usually get like 30-70%
I dont! I used to live in Georgia USA. Its just.... a humid state
hello
So, high humidity and temps that can reach 40°c at times in the summer
Huh well waddaya know
Ouch
Sounds like a good place to grow mangoes
If it donāt get too cold in the winter
But yes Scotland (and really the entire UK north of london) is not well known for its warm weather
Which is why I die above 25 lmao
London itself is a giant furnace though
That shit hits mid 30s easily
london scary
Lets just say, the threat of ice is enough to shut down the capital of the state
So... no
Londons chill
I've been stabbed more times in Glasgow than I have London
Serves me right for living in Glasgow
damn
Im used to walking out into a soup. And saying it was a nice breeze today
Honestly Australia isnāt too bad itās really just the sheer strength of the sun hear, like even in the winter if your in the sun on a cold day it will feel like your skin is being stabbed
Yea you guys keep your circles of hell you live in far away from me
I don't wanna combust
Too cold
Hell is homeā¤ļø
As one of my favorite aussie content creators puts it, "The weather map looks like someone burned it to reflect the temperature and clouds havent been invented in Australia yet..."
Yeah like the temps will at worst be like a week straight above 35
Where I live
im cold
It gets much worse
Bloody hell
I think I'll tolerance train myself by standing infront of an open oven at 200°C for a few hours before coming to Australia
Yeah exactly but the sun will make it feel like itās 100 billion Celsius on your skin
Iād be more worried abt the spiders
I do that to cool down in the summer
But, I am thinking of it with humidity too. So I might be able to withstand 45 dry
I ate a spider off the wall once when I was 3
Spiders better fear me
Yeah high humidity would probably be the end of me
Yo, on cold days, I would walk into the art room. And stick my hand into the giant pottery kiln to warm up
Humidity is like you take one step and itās like you canāt breath, but dry heat is like you take a step and itās like you havenāt drunk in 10 days



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