#off-topic-bond-james-bond
worthy dawn
quaint adder
gusty crater
Violance has escalated
And I think it's a good thing
gusty crater
https://youtu.be/qZZ1OWQTgqQ?si=zM0r6RQF9RjPGf3T
I'm not watching your funny coloured circles
Nerd
wise stream
And I think it's a good thing
Violence is a healing thing
quaint adder
I'm not watching your funny coloured circles
Ok then dont
It will leave you curious now tho
gusty crater
https://youtu.be/qZZ1OWQTgqQ?si=zM0r6RQF9RjPGf3T
Also his wrong, you can't call yourself by a title of a geek if you haven't read The Silmarillion
It's a requirement
Ofc I wouldn't know anything about it all
Bc I'm not some nerd
jaunty raft
Violence is a healing thing
Without violence we wouldn't know peace 🥹
quaint adder
Agreed
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quaint adder
For civilizations timeline is war with pockets of peace
quaint adder
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Gunter did nothing wrong 😭
wise stream
Gunter did nothing wrong 😭
Gunters very existence is wrong
quaint adder
Enjoy having a fight then
wise stream
The bot has ill intentions
wise stream
So does humankind, your point?
quaint adder
jaunty raft
Gunter stinks like a waddling poopoo diaper
magic jay
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Gunter stinks like a waddling poopoo diaper
quaint adder
Thats a pretty good emoji
sand inlet
I wasn’t. I saw her name in #nms-the-future
cloud hamlet
Lol, Mouse is my pfp. She's very easily recognized if you've seen the show. 🙂
cloud hamlet
Mouse and Dot both are, honestly. Mouse edges her out just barely due to sheer badass
sand inlet
I was specifically 5-6 years old when I first watched it. I barely remember the show
cloud hamlet
I was older. 16/17 years old when it came to Cartoon Network.
hasty roost
quaint adder
I wish Cartoon Network didnt fall to children level, wish they kept that teenager level
sand inlet
I was older. 16/17 years old when it came to Cartoon Network.
Stevie Vallance and I share the same birthday!
sand inlet
I wish Cartoon Network didnt fall to children level, wish they kept that teenage...
Yeaaaah
Although, I barely watch cable TV anymore. I mostly stream shows.
jaunty raft
<a:nour:607374665068838929>
sand inlet
plus, our tv provider sucks atm
silent wagon
All the good teen shows have sequels now on streaming platforms, lol
Or they just moved to streaming platforms in general
sand inlet
Oh shit, I get it after 25 years. Mouse is a hacker and wields a katana
woooooooow, Revan
quaint adder
Or they just moved to streaming platforms in general
True but sequels for those suck balls, like the revamp of ben 10
Think that was in 2015-2018?
silent wagon
I mean, Ben 10 had three shows that went up til he was on college iirc. I'm not surprised they tried a reboot 😆
silent wagon
Yee, they did some dumb chibi shit
If they were gonna reboot it they shoulda done it like Young Justice, woulda been badass. Or pulled a Samurai Jack and made a final season for adults that was about grown up Ben 10,000 in the future
quaint adder
nah should killed the series instead outright
Or like post college training for the space plumbers
Become the plumber setup for 10,000
Oh you said young justice, i read that as the teen titans ahaha 🤣
||(Tbf i prefer raven over wf wisp)||
silent wagon
Oh you said young justice, i read that as the teen titans ahaha 🤣
Close, but way darker 😆
quaint adder
Ive never seen the full YJ series
silent wagon
How far did you get 👀
quaint adder
Ive seen random episodes
silent wagon
Cuz uh, the first two seasons are meant for teens and the last two seasons defo aren't
quaint adder
Nothing in order
stuck grove
New plush fren acquired
quaint adder
I clearly remeber an episode of YJ vs TJ, and the episode where the two teams are split
@silent wagon ^^
green remnant
What's up gamers who paying $100 for pokemon Thursday
quaint adder
paying for pokemon, ew
stuck grove
The spitter is definitely one of the most disturbing L4D2 infected
Marking as spolier due to body horror
quaint adder
me who doesnt leave for dead
green remnant
paying for pokemon, ew
tight pagoda
hi all
i might be late to the party, but here is something for all you pokemon nerds
pulsar valve
☹️
The homeless guy with the dog is moving to a different state for support
I’m happy he’s looking for help but I’ma miss them
tight pagoda
what?
pulsar valve
Dog was extra happy to see me this time- think it’s cause he knew they were leaving
pulsar valve
what?
We have a homeless customer that comes in pretty often with his dog, they’re both pretty friendly
I’ve seen em like 6 times and each interaction is pretty wholesome, he seems like a nice dude
tight pagoda
🙁
pulsar valve
But he’s going to a different state to find help
Which is nice I hope he can find a job and a good home
tight pagoda
thats good if he finds the help he needs
pulsar valve
But I’ma miss em
tight pagoda
well, tell him
pulsar valve
Oh my gosh and today this old lady who’s also homeless was sitting outside- she’s wheelchair bound and its cold out there
tight pagoda
knowing you have value means alot
pulsar valve
Apparently my boss kicked her out after her caretaker walked out on her in the middle of the store
Like??
What the crap??
pulsar valve
well, tell him
I did- gave em a proper send off. I’ma miss the dog
He offered to give me the dog 💀
I think he was jk but still
tight pagoda
im going to say something that other people might call me stupid for saying
dont let a job influence your morals and values. if you think something is wrong, change it
the person that was kicked out, question it. offer to shop with them
pulsar valve
dont let a job influence your morals and values. if you think something is wrong...
I helped her come back inside- the current boss has no problem with it it’s our Other boss that had a problem
I also tried to charge her phone for her
Also who the heck leaves an old disabled woman by herself?? That’s messed up
Idc if she made u angry u volunteered to take her as a responsibility, u don’t get to walk out like that stupid
tight pagoda
there is a lot of -bad- help
tight pagoda
elderly and disabled neglect, and abuse is common
pulsar valve
Hate it… it’s ridiculous…
tight pagoda
then be the better person and show empathy and kindness 🙂
pulsar valve
I did- eventually she got back in contact with the employer of her ex caretaker
He came and picked her up after several hrs
tight pagoda
but make sure to take care of yourself. it can snowball very quickly
pulsar valve
I’m glad she was able to warm up a little at least…
pulsar valve
but make sure to take care of yourself. it can snowball very quickly
Yeah dw all my responsibilities are taken care of- it’s a slow day I have time to kill lol
Hence why I’m here ✨
tight pagoda
no i mean mentally
pulsar valve
Ohhhh
Hmm
I’m tired but still working 😂
Seeing the dog again was also really nice- he’s such a lad
He’s bigger but vocal so when he talks to u it sounds like growling but they’re like… love growls Ig 😂
zinc viper
Yesterday i went to León's Cathedral for Spain national day, it was such a beauty to witness
tight pagoda
im trying to become a disability advocate, or a social worker
pulsar valve
Every time I stopped petting him he got upset and bumped up against me again 😂
zinc viper
pulsar valve
Yesterday i went to León's Cathedral for Spain national day, it was such a beaut...
Das so pretttyyyyy
zinc viper
Das so pretttyyyyy
Its gothic, so at least for me, it's the prettiest it can be XD
pulsar valve
im trying to become a disability advocate, or a social worker
I’m trying to be a caretaker lol
Being trained for it currently but paperwork is a pain
tight pagoda
no tourists allowed, all guests must sacrifice a dollar to the collection plate
tight pagoda
I’m trying to be a caretaker lol
Being trained for it currently but paperwork i...
care taker as in facilities maintance, or a personal care giver?
pulsar valve
care taker as in facilities maintance, or a personal care giver?
Personal- it’s an at home thing that’s newer to my state but so far I really like the idea
zinc viper
no tourists allowed, all guests must sacrifice a dollar to the collection plate
Fun fact
If you were attending the "misa" (however its called in english) you don't have to pay anything since you're just being a catholic going in to hear what the priest has to say
pulsar valve
Lots of rules to memorize so I don’t accidentally abuse someone or violate their rights but I’ma try my best 🫠
zinc viper
Fun fact
If you were attending the "misa" (however its called in english) you d...
Though i'm sure they may rise eyebrows if they see a bri'ish face going in there XD
tight pagoda
Fun fact
If you were attending the "misa" (however its called in english) you d...
father bouncer: "Whats the password?"
me: "Im a sinner and going to hell"
father bouncer: Welcome friend!
tight pagoda
see ya later on 🙂
zinc viper
father bouncer: "Whats the password?"
me: "Im a sinner and going to hell"
fathe...
It was worth the visit anyway
prime estuary
great lot for a walmart
tight pagoda
It was worth the visit anyway
very beautiful building
cursive agate
What game should I play with a new controller?
jaunty raft
What game should I play with a new controller?
Skyrim obviously
Or oblibon remake
Fuck it. Daggerfall or daggerfell
Whichever it is 😂
tepid thistle
Fuck it. Daggerfall or daggerfell
Whichever it is 😂
They named Hammerfell after the Dwemer Chieftan of Clan Rourken threw Volendrung across tamriel, and wherever the hammer landed, it became their home.
Did they name Daggerfall after a Dwarf who threw a Dagger across Tamriel? Such mysteries may never be solved.
jaunty raft
Daggerfall is called daggerfall cause when you let go of dagger it fall
tepid thistle
Very padomaic
worthy dawn
hi
jaunty raft
Very padomaic
Hey grok what does this mean
cursive agate
I was gonna play that or mass effect or maybe halo. First 3rd party wireless controller for Xbox on getting
sand inlet
They named Hammerfell after the Dwemer Chieftan of Clan Rourken threw Volendrung...
*Rhorkan
Iirc
jaunty raft
I was gonna play that or mass effect or maybe halo. First 3rd party wireless con...
Can't go wrong with halo
Well you can actually
Which halo
tepid thistle
*Rhorkan
Nah I think it was indeed just Rourken https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Rourken
jaunty raft
Ooo you might be thinking Lhorkan
I'd have to Google it (effort🤢)
Has anyone considered that maybe the dwarves have been missing for much longer than we thought but they time traveled to the future and then they disappeared and time traveled to the future again?
And why did chubby dwarf in Morrowind not tell us what happened
tepid thistle
I mean, he was also severely deformed and ill to a divine disease
and iirc he wasn’t on nirn when the events of red mountain went down
so hes just as in the dark as we are lmao
cursive agate
Well you can actually
Which halo
I only play the Bungie ones
jaunty raft
and iirc he wasn’t on nirn when the events of red mountain went down
Where TF else would he have been
(I never played Morrowind past like 2 hours of fucking about)
hasty roost
Has anyone considered that maybe the dwarves have been missing for much longer t...
Funny you mention Dwarves and Vanishing, that actually ties right into one of those stories you don’t want to dig too deep into. There are whispers about people born and raised in the deepest cave systems, entire generations who’ve never seen daylight. Pale skin, strange eyes, and an uncanny way of moving in the dark.
Over the years, there’ve been reports of hikers and explorers going missing near these areas… shoes found outside the entrances, gear left behind, like they just stepped out and vanished. Some say those caves are off limits for a reason, protected quietly by certain governments.
It sounds like folklore, but the more you look into it, the harder it is to tell where myth ends and something older, (and hidden) begins. Maybe that’s where the legends of Dwarves truly came from.
gusty crater
Where TF else would he have been
When dwemers disappeared he was in the Oblivion
tepid thistle
Where TF else would he have been
Disappearance of the Dwarves: "Hmm.... I cannot say what happened. I was not there to observe. I was in an Outer Realm at the time, and when I came back, my people were gone. I left Red Mountain, wandering Tamriel for years, searching our deserted colonies, looking for a survivor or an explanation. Then, a long, long time ago, I returned to Red Mountain, still looking for answers. Instead, I found corprus disease, and I have been here ever since. I have theories, if you are interested."
source is just his page on uesp lol
tepid thistle
🤯
gusty crater
Yeah, the implication is that he wasn't affected by whatever dwemer did bc we has on a different plane of existence
gusty crater
For the record, ik what happened. Todd told me
jaunty raft
When dwemers disappeared he was in the Oblivion
Who would want to go there 😭 I wouldn't even go there to save the world
tepid thistle
Worshippers of the princes ig?
jaunty raft
Chubby dwarf is Hero of Kvatch confirmed
tepid thistle
Azuras realm of oblivion is regarded as a really beautiful place
gusty crater
Very curious fellas
jaunty raft
Azuras realm of oblivion is regarded as a really beautiful place
Isn't that the one you go to in oblivion near the end of the main quest?
I've never played oblivion besides MANY hours of fucking about 🤣
Lots and lots of challenge run videos tho
tepid thistle
Oblivion is centred around the deadlands, Mehrunes realm
which is just a generic looking hell
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what happened to his pfp vro
he got squashed
tepid thistle
Gunter an eldritch deity now?
gusty crater
prime estuary
https://tenor.com/view/orgalorg-gunter-adventure-time-villain-heart-gif-87862559...
@gusty crater explain this
worthy dawn
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there's a funny song that makes fun of that lol
gusty crater
gusty crater
<@480132493165461505> explain this
jaunty raft
Oblivion is centred around the deadlands, Mehrunes realm
What's the pretty one you go to? Or is that not an oblivion realm? Not the sheogorath dlc either tho
tepid thistle
What's the pretty one you go to? Or is that not an oblivion realm? Not the sheog...
Mankar Camorans realm of “Paradise”, if thats the one you’re thinking about
pretty cool place, too bad I killed him 
jaunty raft
All my homies hate Mankar
Paradise is what I was thinking of
I need oblibon remake multiplayer
And Morrowind got a multiplayer mod that apparently functions pretty well
prime estuary
I need oblibon remake multiplayer
have you thought about 
jaunty raft
CONSTANTLY
tepid thistle
frigde
normal flame
https://tenor.com/view/refrigerator-dhmis-dont-hug-me-gif-21080115
Frigde
jaunty raft
frigde
For the record, I'd be deeply interested in trying the Morrowind multiplayer 😂
Idk how long ago the mod came out, but I just saw a video on it last night
tepid thistle
I haven’t played Morrowind
I just like reading some cool lore shit every now and then
hasty roost
https://tenor.com/view/refrigerator-laughing-lol-gif-24288258
Revenge of Frigde
jaunty raft
Honestly even more reason to play it multiplayer
I haven't played it enough to really understand it
jaunty raft
Revenge of Frigde
slow cedar
Could have just said zero 
jaunty raft
More than 0? That's true
green remnant
Now just hold on a mf minute more any number other than zero or negative is more than zero
tepid thistle
go ahead, i’m john opinions
jaunty raft
John Opinions 😭
slow cedar
hasty roost
Completely negligible
0.0118 inches.
jaunty raft
He's got the whole discord on hold waiting to give opinions
green remnant
You ever see people from Texas drive that's alot of snow for them
jaunty raft
Shit that's a lot of snow for me in Oct
flat echo
Now I'm really really good with paper documents, and I can tell at least from photos that it looks like it's from 1902
But there is no documented example of that particular cover and back design being used on a White Star Line passenger list
and by no documented example
I mean there are no pictures on google of another one
which doesn't mean its fake, but it does mean that it's somewhat rare and whenever that's the case I start questioning
jaunty raft
Looks real to me
(I know nothing)
tepid thistle
if its a tangible object, probably authentic
dry bison
I think the dwemer were scattered across the entire bethesda universe when they tried to forge Numidium and give it life. I still find Dwemer faces in Fallout.
jaunty raft
I think the dwemer were scattered across the entire bethesda universe when they ...
That's not dwemer tho, that's some "deity" isn't it? That's where the guy with the funny helmet gets his immortality iirc
dry bison
tepid thistle
Yeah, Numidium was a big Dwemer Construct
they built a giant robot that broke time with every step it took
dry bison
Init so
prime estuary
gets soup dogs seal of approval
dry bison
Did it feature any creepy questionable shit by Jared Leto?
tepid thistle
they built a giant robot that broke time with every step it took
Broke time quite a few times really
you broke Alkosh something fierce, and that’s not easy. Just don’t think you solved what you accomplished by it, or can ever solve it. You did it again with Big Walker, not once, but twice! Once at Rimmen, which we’ll never learn to live with. The second time it was in Daggerfall, or was it Sentinel, or was it Wayrest, or was it in all three places at once? Get me, Cyrodiil? When will you wake up and realize what really happened to the Dwarves?”
https://www.imperial-library.info/content/where-were-you-when-dragon-broke
Man I want pizza all of a sudden
dry bison
We're travelling through time at all times and then some times.
pulsar valve
which doesn't mean its fake, but it does mean that it's somewhat rare and whenev...
What opinion do ya need?
prime estuary
Did it feature any creepy questionable shit by Jared Leto?
no, i dont think so
tepid thistle
We're travelling through time at all times and then some times.
I can travel to the future, i’m doing it right now!
and now has become was, so therefore I am a time traveller
dry bison
I'm future though not could then past
pulsar valve
So… on some states in the west coast we do bottle returns… basically u pay an extra 10 cents or so when u buy the bottle then u can bring it back to a store to get the 10 cents back. It’s to reduce waste and encourage recycling n what not
jaunty raft
No, in Fallout 4. The Cabots
pulsar valve
Because of this a lot of homeless people like to collect them to make easier money- they look for them in trash’s n such
slow cedar
So… on some states in the west coast we do bottle returns… basically u pay an ex...
Doesn't lots of Europe give a few cents when you bring bottles in
tepid thistle
I think the most “accepted” theory is that the Dwemer became the skin of the Numidium or some shit
pulsar valve
A homeless lady came in with a huge bag of them and she came in 15 minutes past the due date (we cant accept them past a certain time as a law)
tepid thistle
Atleast thats what i’ve seen from most actual elder scrolls lorebeards
pulsar valve
I told her this and she went “oh ok is ur manager in?”
🙃
I called him and he gave her the same response
pulsar valve
She was a bit passive, tried the guilt trip of “theres a gas station over there (idk where she’s talking about) what if I needed gas??”
Sounds like a personal problem miss
dry bison
The dwemer bound the numidium to a single point in time and it destroyed them entirely. I don't know if that's skin-like, but it's certainly something
tepid thistle
I need to look into these theories more
dry bison
The numidium had the heart of lorkhan in it iirc
tepid thistle
The entire battle of red mountain was just a complete shitfest
dry bison
Lorkhan was the god of gods
jaunty raft
What the shit is the numidium bruh
dry bison
My favorite daedra
jaunty raft
Imagine having a favorite daedra
pulsar valve
I was standing behind my boss waiting to ask him a question and we made eye contact (me and lady) and so I smiled at her to show friendliness
She went “ur pretty”
Me: awe ty u are too
Her: no im not
Me: ofc u are
Her: no- but I’ll make sure to tell people that I came in 15 minutes past the time and 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6! People refused to help me
Then she walked back into the store
dry bison
Lorkhan created Mundus. It is his realm.
Mundus is where the entire player race comes from
pulsar valve
Karen homeless edition
Girl needed some ice cream
jaunty raft
<:AquaNose:786124739608313896>
You're gonna lose your job because the business shut down because the homeless lady gonna tell everyone you guys are mean
jaunty raft
Girl needed some ice cream
Honestly I'm on her side now
pulsar valve
Good thing I won’t be working here soon 😂
pulsar valve
That'll end it
It’s the law💫
jaunty raft
😮 I'm telling your boss you're looking for a new job
pulsar valve
We legally cant accept her bottles 😂
dry bison
I'm telling your job that you're looking for a new boss
pulsar valve
😮 I'm telling your boss you're looking for a new job
Tell him I’m in training
jaunty raft
😮😮
dry bison
Training to be a homeless lady
tepid thistle
make the homeless lady the boss, and from there you can request for her manager
jaunty raft
Training to be a homeless lady
After we tell your boss to fire you
pulsar valve
make the homeless lady the boss, and from there you can request for her manager
She needs a manager…
dry bison
She needs a manager…
She needs a better acting agent.
Tell her you can get her a gig at the car wash. They have flippy signs.
pulsar valve
There are two types of homeless people in this town… the kind polite and lovely sorts (3 of which I had nice conversations with today) and the entitled sorts 🫠
jaunty raft
Ugh I love flippy signs
dry bison
Or the car retailer where she can pretend to be a wiggle wobble wtf ever they're called
jaunty raft
How can you be homeless and entitled 😭
How you entitled to turn in cans later than you're supposed to but not entitled to a home
pulsar valve
How can you be homeless and entitled 😭
Well u come in after bottle time ends and demand they help u for starters
U get angry when someone doesn’t give u money and smack their window with a rock
jaunty raft
Well u come in after bottle time ends and demand they help u for starters
Bottle time 😭
pulsar valve
Stuff like that
Thankfully those are rarer
We have a lot of nice homeless people here- very kind
Crap I’m late gtg
jaunty raft
Crap I’m late gtg
Fireeeeed
dry bison
There's a whole portrait of hobos in Toronto.
The ones that talk to birds.
The ones that talk to things that aren't there.
There are hobos that punch strangers for no reason.
Hobos that sleep all day because they live in a constant state of depression so deep it's exhausting.
Hobos on drugs
Hobos that are drugs
Hobos that hobo on principle
Hobos that hobo at principles
There are homeless people who have homes and just sit on corners collecting money from stupid people.
The list is reaaally big.
There are more flavors of homeless people in Toronto than piss in the subway
jaunty raft
Me at the subway restaurant
dry bison
tepid thistle
I watched a hobo get escorted out of a McDonalds bathroom by the police
dude was in there for like 2 hours apparently
dry bison
Probably coming down from a high and wanted to find somewhere relatively safe.
jaunty raft
https://tenor.com/view/jared-gif-4828647
That's not oil and vinegar on that sub
dry bison
or hiding from another hobo
Or waiting for people to go to the bathroom that he could abuse
jaunty raft
Remember chat, not all homeless people are bad 😭
dry bison
So many reasons to bathroom
Oh he could have been washing
Access to cleaning facilities is very limited if you're homeless
Or trying to get out of the weather
jaunty raft
I mean
I can't speak on the finances of it cause I have no experience in it, but YMCA and gyms are pretty accessible as far as I can tell
Idk how much memberships are tho
I need everyone to go into botspam and see what Gunter does to me when I ! Xp 😭
dry bison
Depending on the culture, some hobos avoid places where more aggressive hobos tread
zenith dome
i saw it be some weird gif before being edited to the actual info for someone else
jaunty raft
Maybe it's a Halloween thing then
zenith dome
ye prob
pulsar valve
Lady is freakin crazy she just asked what my mom’s name was- lady u were passive aggressive with me I aint tellin u crap
jaunty raft
Tell her it's "Get out of my store"
jaunty raft
Convince her of a zombie apocalypse
jaunty raft
Challenge her to a shopping cart joust
slow cedar
Challenge her to a shopping cart joust
another one for the collection
jaunty raft
The goal efficiency for my 4 machines tonight is 5%...
432 positions and the amount they want me to have running by the end of the night is 5% of that 😭
jaunty raft
The goal efficiency for my 4 machines tonight is 5%...
432 positions and the amo...
How do they not see a problem with the way these machines are running 💀💀
pulsar valve
She asked to borrow my boss’s glasses 😂😂
She also asked for a stapler
And I found a penny on the ground- she did Not hesitate to take it
slow cedar
jaunty raft
Spoup, you ready for 2:30am wordle?
quaint adder
For I return to teh ARK of SE
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hasty roost
jaunty raft
W
Now let's do win11 eol
Now that I think about it, is there even another OS that's paid for like windows?
I've never thought about it until now. But if no, wouldn't that make them a monopoly?
hasty roost
Now let's do win11 eol
It'll be way past 2027.
jaunty raft
Force pay? Is that a Jedi or sith thing?
stuck grove
Years ago when I was in school I took construction related classes, while I was building a shelf I got a splinter
Like the splinter was like 1/4th into my hand, the size of the splinter was about the length of a pinkie finger
hasty roost
Wow
pulsar valve
It was long and thick
That doesn’t sound weird at all-
That whole thing
Is that what they’re talking about?
I’m afraid of tapping the thing 😂
hasty roost
stuck grove
Thankfully I was easily able to just yank the splinter out
hasty roost
Thankfully I was easily able to just yank the splinter out
That's always a plus!
orchid mango
-# oooooooooh
hasty roost
I’m afraid of tapping the thing 😂
Hey Yall, these lab freak super mosquitoes cooked up on remote islands are about to swarm the world, mutating, biting, and who knows what else. Sleep tight, don't let the bugs bite... or evolve. 
prime estuary
Hey Yall, these lab freak super mosquitoes cooked up on remote islands are about...
you sound like God in this message r u ok
tepid thistle
They will not get past my armies. (a bunch of house spiders)
jaunty raft
@pulsar valve are you... A mosquito? 🤔
jaunty raft
Likely
jaunty raft
Hello
Bworn
slow cedar
bworn
jaunty raft
Yeah
Bworn
slow cedar
jorb
gusty crater
hasty roost
At this rate, by 2045, we’ll be sprinting from mosquitoes the size of deer! 
hasty roost
<@771972175564767242> do you have really long legs
worthy dawn
Hi
slow cedar
<:monkaHmm:813016025481478144>
we have to know if she's a mosquito
worthy dawn
Hate them
slow cedar
te them
hasty roost
hasty roost
Yeah, that didn’t go as I thought it would.
hasty roost
what in the AI-generated slop is this
I’ll keep it together, but don’t expect me to rescue you from the mosquito apocalypse!
prime estuary
do you get head mod now or sumn
slow cedar
i get uh
neat colors
actually they're not that neat
they're all like purple and pink
oh wait the winter one is good
i like the winter one
prime estuary
cant choose tho
slow cedar
yeah 😔
i think bonk asked mods to take his away bc he liked the legend color
but i want to keep them bc it's neat 
however
jaunty raft
Did they do it tho
slow cedar
i'll get top gek soon
prime estuary
legend role is really good tbf
slow cedar
not as good as top gek 
prime estuary
man thats like the new member role vro
prime estuary
new member
jaunty raft
I assume it's supposed to be gold but it's just pee
prime estuary
i cant wait to get legend so i can troll all the other members thinking im giving them actual advice
slow cedar
I assume it's supposed to be gold but it's just pee
they should make the top ones shiny tbh
those cool gradient ones
jaunty raft
Tell it to the suggestion channel, champ 😤
prime estuary
they should make the top ones shiny tbh
this
and the sky ones
jaunty raft
Banned from suggesting is crazy
slow cedar
oh wait it's over nvm
slow cedar
Banned from suggesting is crazy
it's a 6hr slowmode
prime estuary
Banned from suggesting is crazy
slur
slow cedar
and i suggested they bring october sky up
slow cedar
Tell it to the suggestion channel, champ 😤
I DID 
jaunty raft
"according to some people"
stuck grove
hasty roost
Yeah, it doesn't at all look like pee, and if that is your pee color, you should probably drink more water.
slow cedar
fr
jaunty raft
Yeah, it doesn't at all look like pee, and if that is your pee color, you should...
Every
Single
Morning
😂
prime estuary
yeah i dont think it looks like pee
listen you dont have to cope, its ok
jaunty raft
Then I chug two bottles and I'm good for the day
slow cedar
listen you dont have to cope, its ok
have you ever considered the fact that im colorblind 
stuck grove
dark carnival is the best l4d2 campaign
prime estuary
have you ever considered the fact that im colorblind <:stare:804441140560134146>
have you ever considered not being colorblind idk 
hasty roost
Then I chug two bottles and I'm good for the day
Sounds like your hydration levels are playing hide and seek.
jaunty raft
Sounds like your hydration levels are playing hide and seek.
Real
hasty roost
@slow cedar when on the hunt for some colors.
slow cedar
prime estuary
stuck grove
One day I'd love to see a zombie game with actual new unique infected types, rather than the same fucking cookie cutter spitting zombie, suicide zombie, buff zombie, puking zombie, thin but tough zombie
jaunty raft
What if instead of one or the other it was both back to back to back to back
jaunty raft
One day I'd love to see a zombie game with actual new unique infected types, rat...
What type you got in mind
Hmmmst
slow cedar
What if instead of one or the other it was both back to back to back to back
you know what they say
one tequila
two tequila
three tequila
floor
jaunty raft
Nobody has ever said that
You made that up
jaunty raft
my dad said that
Before or after the floor
slow cedar
idk
stuck grove
Similar to the trap door spider
slow cedar
he had 14 once that wasnt fun
stuck grove
slow cedar
damn
jaunty raft
😂😂😂😂
slow cedar
i remember more about my social teacher's alcohol-related stories than the content he taught
slow cedar
he almost killed his class in korea one time
because he kept taking shots
but every time he did
everyone else had to
they had to make him stop
i blinked and then 30 minutes passed wtf
it's so over 🥀
jaunty raft
It's wordle time
slow cedar
slow cedar
naur
slow cedar
bruh
jaunty raft
Stinky
slow cedar
bro istg
jaunty raft
Stiiinkyy
slow cedar
this is the first time i fail a wordle 😭
hasty roost
this is the first time i fail a wordle 😭
pulsar valve
<@771972175564767242> are you... A mosquito? 🤔
I’m hard to kill and annoying but I don’t like blood- it’s nasty
It’s also my job to clean diseases so no
pulsar valve
The rest kinda checks out tho
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pulsar valve
<@771972175564767242> do you have really long legs
I have long legs yeah- kinda chonky but they make me a good 4-6 inches taller than my mom and grandma lol
Well… 2 inches taller than mom since she’s taller than grandma
Sitting down we’re the same height
Standing up we are not lol
prime estuary
@pulsar valve go sleep
pulsar valve
<@771972175564767242> go sleep
No it’s not even midnight yet 😂
prime estuary
or hop on helldivers 
prime estuary
jaunty raft
or hop on helldivers <:steamhappy:1327835593350058046>
This whole time we coulda been playing together?
pulsar valve
<:wbgreg:840602748113256458>
Shhh
prime estuary
This whole time we coulda been playing together?
prolly not lmao
prime estuary
prolly not lmao
im far too busy
jaunty raft
Bulll
jaunty raft
I don’t play it
What DO you play
pulsar valve
What DO you play
Nms
jaunty raft
Please keep NMS out of off topic
pulsar valve
pulsar valve
Please keep NMS out of off topic
U asked 😂
pulsar valve
Is that fr all?
Outside the obvious-
Longvinter, subnautica, subnautica below 0, I’m working on farewell north, tiny glade if I’m ina lax mood or if I need drawing references, I finished a few story games already that I’m replaying, pokemon, acnh, I like different puzzle games too as well as some mobile ones
Theres others but those are the bigger ones rn
Keep in mind I also work, draw, watch a variety of different movies and shows, and read in different mediums lol
Not to mention my music addiction
Ohhh I bake sometimes too- I havent much as of lately but I liked doing it a couple years ago
pulsar valve
<@974108638589386823> ban this guy
Y’all really hate me today huh? 🥲
prime estuary
Y’all really hate me today huh? 🥲
noo i hate everyone equally
pulsar valve
noo i hate everyone equally
Well yes but today ur all banding together 💀
jaunty raft
Okay Miss Mosquito
prime estuary
Well yes but today ur all banding together 💀
are we? oh
i can assure u we dont mean it 🙏
pulsar valve
I can write in cursive
prime estuary
@pulsar valve question, do you like croissants?
pulsar valve
<@771972175564767242> question, do you like croissants?
No actually- they’re always super dry
I don’t like dry food
prime estuary
I don’t like dry food
oh i c
so no bread ever?
tender marlin
I love bread
slow cedar
I have long legs yeah- kinda chonky but they make me a good 4-6 inches taller th...
It's settled then
pulsar valve
Tell me, how does this make you feel
Like ur ona huge “I hate sun” streak
pulsar valve
oh i c
so no bread ever?
No I love bread- just not the dry kind 😂
pulsar valve
Or was it mosquito hawk
It was a mosquito hawk
slow cedar
You're a mosquito hawk, harry
tender marlin
I love garlic bread
slow cedar
And you probably won't suck someone's blood without permission
prime estuary
No I love bread- just not the dry kind 😂
what so like wet sloppy blended up bread
pulsar valve
And you probably won't suck someone's blood without permission
I don’t like cooties
slow cedar
You don't make people itchy
pulsar valve
what so like wet sloppy blended up bread
No like french bread or dinner rolls
prime estuary
No like french bread or dinner rolls
hmmmmmm
pulsar valve
Or garlic bread or cinnamon rolls
slow cedar
pulsar valve
😂
tender marlin
At least I’m nice to have around the house-
Hot take, but summer sucks ass, and anyone who likes the summer also enjoys what hell feels like.
Bc in the summer all i wanna do is take my skin off. It’s always too hot TwT
tender marlin
Also there are ways around the cold
pulsar valve
Hot take, but summer sucks ass, and anyone who likes the summer also enjoys what...
Same actually- I prefer the winter time since its easier to manage
tender marlin
But none for too much heat
slow cedar
But none for too much heat
A/C tho
pulsar valve
But in general I’d say
slow cedar
Winter > summer
tender marlin
Same actually- I prefer the winter time since its easier to manage
Fr. Winter is the best time of year bc everything is shiny, sparkly, and is also when Christmas :3
tender marlin
A/C tho <:stare:804441140560134146>
A/C only works so well
pulsar valve
A/C tho <:stare:804441140560134146>
The AC can be set to 60 and I’d still be hot
tender marlin
What if your house melts
slow cedar
The AC can be set to 60 and I’d still be hot
60!!??
zenith dome
I think
yes but since there is barely any matter to absorb heat it takes a long time to cool down and actually become cold
jaunty raft
Like ur ona huge “I hate sun” streak
I could never hate a mosquito
zenith dome
but there are other problems if u are in space without a space suit
tender marlin
You're gonna melt
Fahrenheit
slow cedar
I know 
tender marlin
60 is like room temp
pulsar valve
Fr. Winter is the best time of year bc everything is shiny, sparkly, and is also...
I’m not much for holidays but I love snow. If I had to pick a favourite season I’d say spring but I definitely prefer cold over hot lol
tender marlin
Tbh
I don’t care for Christmas itself
I just like all the lights and vibes
And snow
slow cedar
60 is lowk cold for room temp
I think mine is around 16 C at night
pulsar valve
I could never hate a mosquito
I’ma mosquito hawk according to one of the soups
slow cedar
I’m not much for holidays but I love snow. If I had to pick a favourite season I...
Spring is so ass
tender marlin
Rugpull
tender marlin
Spoopy month
jaunty raft
I’ma mosquito hawk according to one of the soups
My oldest is more scared of those than actual mosquitoes
He slept in the living room the other night cause he saw one in his room
slow cedar
Tbf I didn't know they were so chill until today
pulsar valve
Spring is so ass
Spring is the only time I can do this tho
slow cedar
I just treated them like normal mosquitoes
slow cedar
Spring is the only time I can do this tho
Maybe it's nice where you live
tender marlin
Spring is the only time I can do this tho
Nuh uh
pulsar valve
My oldest is more scared of those than actual mosquitoes
Good- if I can’t be loved I’ll settle for being feared
slow cedar
Or just doesn't exist
jaunty raft
He one time wouldn't come inside cause one flew in
Then he saw a few more outside 😂😂😂😂
slow cedar
Ignore all outdoor conditions and do it anyway
winter photos go hard
I have yet to take some with my new phone
pulsar valve
Maybe it's nice where you live
It’s gorgeous where I live- I do love my state- even if the people are weird
tender marlin
One of my fav photos
pulsar valve
Maybe it's nice where you live
slow cedar
One of my fav photos
Holy shit that looks good
-# I just turned off the black and white filter
pulsar valve
One of my fav photos
I’m amazed the sunset showed up so well
tender marlin
It looks like the rays of light in the sky are almost like claw marks, and i love you can also see it reflecting in the water too
zenith dome
whys some of the moss growing in straight lines
pulsar valve
Usually the camera butchers the colours
pulsar valve
whys some of the moss growing in straight lines
It was on concrete but I have no idea
Maybe something sat on top of it for a while
zenith dome
prob ig
pulsar valve
It was cool to see lol
pulsar valve
Niiiiceeee
tender marlin
The sky
slow cedar
Anyway I'm gonna go to bed 
tender marlin
The uncropped image goes so much harder
But
Unfortunately rainbolt exists
So uea
slow cedar
tender marlin
Only to make it look how it did to my eyes
pulsar valve
Or put it through a filter?
tender marlin
Nah i edit my photos
pulsar valve
Only to make it look how it did to my eyes
Ahhhh- yeah I figured
pulsar valve
If my camera tried to pick up that kinda color it wouldn’t show half as well 😂
pulsar valve
Gotta work with what u got sometimes
Nah I was just surprised it turned out without dabbling. It makes more sense
I love it when the sky does vivid colours lol
tender marlin
Me too
Its a rare sight, but an elegant one
Next time i go to the beach tho
I wanna get the perfect sunset photos
With my actual digital camera
pulsar valve
That would be fun
I keep meaning to take my camera on my walks
Kinda afraid of getting water on it too since its a little old
tender marlin
Thats fair
When i take photos outside or in the rain, i usually just use my phone since it can take decent quality pics anyway
That and water damage is less of a worry
Since most phones are water resistant / proof
Nowadays at least
pulsar valve
Yeah it’s definitely less risky- I really wanna try film photography though and it’s rainy season. I could probably just try wrapping it in some sort of bag
Maybe a produce bag from work since they’re thin but still waterproof
If I get it tight enough I doubt it’ll cause problems
tender marlin
Ye
It should work
Also i love videos of the rain
Almost above cat videos in my opinion
tepid thistle
buger
tender marlin
Hodawg
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abstract crater
jaunty raft
Apparently there's 1000s but I broke rule 900
Can we make this a real rule in the server pls
Let's take "Sky" out of the server. It'll just be No Man's
Remove No
Only 2 more hours of work! Then I go back to work 12 hours later 😭
To bathe
Or not to bathe
(real Shakespeare quote btw trust me)
There you go
You shouldn't
Batman has my back
Yk who I haven't heard from in a while
Bjorn please don't say something mean 🥺
pulsar valve
Little does she know
She is fauna
The only kinda fauna I’d be is a dang sunfish
jaunty raft
He stopped typing
He was gonna say something mean
jaunty raft
The only kinda fauna I’d be is a dang sunfish
gusty crater
(real Shakespeare quote btw trust me)
What, you egg!
[Stabbing him]
The Tragedie of Macbeth
-# William Shakespeare
pulsar valve
I’m a half useless blob that’s slow and can survive with large parts of myself missing
I also eat junk
jaunty raft
Aren't we all half useless blobs 😔😔
pulsar valve
I’m kinda stupid looking too- I was cute as a kid though
jaunty raft
jaunty raft
Somebody mug me in the parking lot
Take my work badge so I no go have work no more
Here and now
gusty crater
Do you accept payment in exposure?
pulsar valve
Liar
pulsar valve
Do you accept payment in *exposure*?
pulsar valve
He’s a mod he can get away with things
gusty crater
pulsar valve
https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-jack-nicholson-yes-yes-nod-head-nod-gif-17...
Y’all are gonna get flashed and when u do I’m gonna laugh
jaunty raft
I don't know if he can get away with exposure
gusty crater
jaunty raft
pulsar valve
Look up flash in the gif search and look at the office one 💀💀
I was expecting like a camera flash
As a punny thing
jaunty raft
Honestly fair
That would be kind of hilarious though
The normal scene but then BAM
It's been edited
Mods take his wallet
pulsar valve
https://tenor.com/view/mods-get-the-mods-mods-help-guards-moderator-gif-14291893...
Look guys its a face reveal
“But Fiona… I’m a material girl 💅”
The muffin man?
jaunty raft
Lord Fartwad
pulsar valve
Lord Fartwad
Is that what u tell ur kids to call u?
Bro’s got daddy issues
-# ba dun tssss
lone gorge
magic
jaunty raft
Is that what u tell ur kids to call u?
Go eat some beans and toast or something
Suffer
pulsar valve
Go eat some beans and toast or something
I’ll take that as a yes
cursive crown
jaunty raft
cursive crown
jaunty raft
I thought u were mud for a second I was so confused
Maybe learn how to read and you'd know the difference
jaunty raft
That looks straight outta star wars
pulsar valve
Maybe learn how to read and you'd know the difference
U both have long names and similar colour pallets
This is gonna hurt me…
cursive crown
That looks straight outta star wars
jaunty raft
U both have long names and similar colour pallets
The same, not similar 😭
jaunty raft
Another sun and that's tatooine 💀 gorgeous
pulsar valve
The same, not similar 😭
No- their pfp has more blue
jaunty raft
Oh I thought you meant the role color lmao
jaunty raft
Okay that was a really rude no and I don't appreciate it
pulsar valve
Whats rude?
pulsar valve
Do u need some chocolate?
jaunty raft
pulsar valve
Maybe a nice heat pad?
cursive crown
Another sun and that's tatooine 💀 gorgeous
jaunty raft
Thanks for reminding me. It's almost time to pull out my heated blanket 😮🥹
pulsar valve
I’ll make sure to get u some midol too
jaunty raft
Okay I don't think you took that
jaunty raft
I’ll make sure to get u some midol too
I've had midol before
It didn't do much
pulsar valve
I've had midol before
It didn't do much
It’s not for emotional pain
jaunty raft
But I'll take some chocolate, a heat pad, some coffee, and a snorkel
pulsar valve
Coffee will make the cramps worse though
cursive crown
Okay I don't think you took that
pulsar valve
Now I'm triggered
Like u werent before
cursive crown
Did you take that one tho
yeah i achieved FTL travel
jaunty raft
Like u werent before
You know what suckkkss
pulsar valve
A bath and a toaster
U don’t wanna take a bath during this uh… crucial moment
pulsar valve
You know what suckkkss
What?
jaunty raft
My girlfriend doesn't like any of those things you listed 💀
pulsar valve
My girlfriend doesn't like any of those things you listed 💀
Well midol is the worst thing u can take for cramps
Chocolate technically makes the cramps worse
So does ice cream
And heat packs don’t do a lot and have a burn risk
jaunty raft
💀💀
pulsar valve
As for products… every girl hates those
And in case ur wondering
Yes I gave u the worst solutions on purpose
jaunty raft
Well she does use products
That's non-optional for most cases I'd figure
pulsar valve
Well she does use products
That's non-optional for most cases I'd figure
All
Non optional for all cases
jaunty raft
😭😂
pulsar valve
Unless u got ur uterus removed
jaunty raft
I'm gonna get my uterus removed
pulsar valve
In which case uve made it to the promised land
jaunty raft
There was a girl I worked with at my old job who got her uterus removed
pulsar valve
Where’d u get it???
jaunty raft
She was mad the doctor wouldn't let her take it home in a jar
lone gorge
A trophy of yourself? Conceited much 😂
pulsar valve
A trophy of yourself? Conceited much 😂
Yk how people used to mount the heads of their enemies on spears and put em on display?
Yeah its like that
lone gorge
Well, enemies
jaunty raft
I'm gonna go work
pulsar valve
Most women hate their uterus
lone gorge
Sooo it’s not oneself
jaunty raft
Bare minimum type shii
lone gorge
Therefore not conceited
pulsar valve
Ye
lone gorge
So it’s nothing like that
pulsar valve
No it’s everything like that
lone gorge
Heads on a spike was to intimidate wdym?
pulsar valve
Are u implying I am only worth human decency because I have the ability to birth kids?
lone gorge
I’m saying praising oneself is conceited as a joke
pulsar valve
That the worth is stripped with my uterus?